Speaker 1: Is this the right number? It's the loser line. Just
Speaker 1: call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
Speaker 1: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while
Speaker 1: you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup
Speaker 1: line on you. Hey there, tired, Sorry, I guess something
Speaker 1: about you makes me want to sleep with you. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, turning into question that what you think sleep
Speaker 1: with someone means? Yeah, whatever you do? Is this the
Speaker 1: urge to rip up his gym membership card and instead
Speaker 1: tell him he's kind of cute and he should call
Speaker 1: you sometime. That's when you give him the number to
Speaker 1: the loser line, so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail
Speaker 1: that we can play on the air. Voicemails like this
Speaker 1: one connected. Hey, Sheina, I'm not sure if your member
Speaker 1: is Mark. We uh he gave me your number. We
Speaker 1: met at the bar a couple nights ago. Um, you
Speaker 1: seemed really really interested when we were talking about when
Speaker 1: we were talking about Star Wars, and I gotta tell you,
Speaker 1: I just I want to talk to you some more
Speaker 1: about the Jedi Order and uh, you know, he seemed
Speaker 1: really into it, so we should definitely uh talk some more.
Speaker 1: Absolutely you know, And I want to hit you with
Speaker 1: a little bit of that Sith lightning because you got
Speaker 1: me right in the arm with the girl. I just
Speaker 1: want to be the Anakin skywalker to your pad May.
Speaker 1: May the Force be with you, because I know it's
Speaker 1: with me. Next me. God, God, I could hear this
Speaker 1: girl's eyes rolling. Yeah, time, and he did not do
Speaker 1: a good job on judging her interest level, obviously. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were super into that. What was he talking about?
Speaker 1: He was talking about sith lightning, but like lightning and
Speaker 1: the Force, So I think somebody, somebody's in order order.
Speaker 1: He just kept going, I really, I really need to
Speaker 1: watch these movie. Yes, he is a Jedi night in
Speaker 1: disguise and he's looking for his queen Padome. Does that
Speaker 1: mean it's his sister or something? Chivalry is dead. Just
Speaker 1: move on to the next one. Next message. Hey, Chad,
Speaker 1: it's true. I met you at Jake's the other night
Speaker 1: and we were chatting about you looking for a house. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, I got the sense that you're somebody who
Speaker 1: has bad credit, So talk to you guy who I know.
Speaker 1: And he got this other guy house straight out of
Speaker 1: prison and totally pre approved, so I know we can
Speaker 1: make this happen for you. Um, I have a couple
Speaker 1: of six dr uppers that just came on the market,
Speaker 1: and I think they'd be right up your alley. Hit
Speaker 1: me up, Chad, and you could be the next person
Speaker 1: sold by. Talk to you soon next mone, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: people would stay away. Talk about backhanded compliments, Well, I
Speaker 1: don't even know if there's a compliment in there at all,
Speaker 1: like what And I can't tell if he was trying
Speaker 1: to set her up to make her think that he
Speaker 1: was having bad credit, or if that was just a
Speaker 1: total random observation, like you seem like the poor type. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like, no, you call me? Yeah, right, But I
Speaker 1: do want a house and I wanted at a discount,
Speaker 1: so maybe I should give her a call. Yeah, next message, Hey, Rebecca,
Speaker 1: this is Brian M. I just wanted to call and
Speaker 1: say that I had a really good time the other
Speaker 1: night and I just want to give you a shout
Speaker 1: and uh kind of come, you know, confess a little
Speaker 1: bit that I'm a I'm a kleptomaniac. And uh so
Speaker 1: if you notice some stuff going missing from your place,
Speaker 1: um you know it was it was me, because that's
Speaker 1: just kind of how I roll and it was hard
Speaker 1: to decide what to or to take the first time.
Speaker 1: If I'll give you a guess, you can do an
Speaker 1: adult Easter eight hunt and try to find out what's missing.
Speaker 1: And uh, can't we have more fun with you? It
Speaker 1: is fun getting your stuff stolen? Always fun game. I
Speaker 1: got like the creeps listening to that guy see it?
Speaker 1: That's it. Like sleepy voice on women is sexy. Sleepy
Speaker 1: voice on men always makes you feel like a serial killer. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was a prime example of what not to do
Speaker 1: when you're leaving a voicemail for somebody that you like.
Speaker 1: She needs it to give him her real number because
Speaker 1: he's got some of her stuff. Next message, Hey Timothy,
Speaker 1: this is from the other night. I am literally reeling
Speaker 1: that you have not seen the g BBSs, the Great
Speaker 1: British Making Show, literally the best show out there. I
Speaker 1: love it and I think you will love it too.
Speaker 1: So I have this awesome idea for our date. I
Speaker 1: will let you come over and I am going to
Speaker 1: totally bake you something from I Have to Marry Very
Speaker 1: Cookbook and the Paul Hollywood cook Hooked too. They're kind
Speaker 1: of different, but I'm going to pick from the Merry
Speaker 1: very one because it's sweeter, just like you. You're so sweet. Um. Anyway,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna make something super yummy and we will
Speaker 1: watch like a total marathon because I know you're gonna
Speaker 1: be hooked. And then while my pickies are proofing in
Speaker 1: the oven with a spot of tea, well I'm thinking
Speaker 1: six itself lovely without a soggy bottom. With a soggy bottom,
Speaker 1: well maybe we do. Now, I'm just kidding. That's so stupid.
Speaker 1: I'm not so weirdo, but I am so hu calls.
Speaker 1: I think you love it, so bring me back, o
Speaker 1: god show. I feel like she should go out with
Speaker 1: a Star Wars guy, like they're both crazy fans of something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they would be a good match. I don't want a
Speaker 1: soggy bottom either. No, yes, And I bet you before
Speaker 1: she started watching The Great British Bake Off that she
Speaker 1: was had like this really raspy, like old sounding voice.
Speaker 1: But when you watch that show, it like infuses you
Speaker 1: with youth and happiness, and she's like, oh, cheerio, top
Speaker 1: of the morning to you. Now, I mean, who said
Speaker 1: that there's an accent that can't be sexy? That's so true.
Speaker 1: Wherever you can listen to the Loser Line regularly at
Speaker 1: this time every week. Your phone taps coming up right
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