Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and it's time
Speaker 1: for what you're doing at the courthouse? Where we go
Speaker 1: down to the courthouse and ask a simple question, what
Speaker 1: you're doing at the courthouse? Um, I had to take
Speaker 1: care of some business. What kind of business? I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna tell you that, but you know what, check this out.
Speaker 1: Check this out. Brother. I was about halfway up when
Speaker 1: I wanted to take care of my business, and now
Speaker 1: I'm gone. So you're a little tipsy. I can smell
Speaker 1: a little bit of alcohol. You've got a couple. It's cool,
Speaker 1: But hey, I can take care of my business and
Speaker 1: you know, and and go on. So where do you
Speaker 1: go from here? Man? Um do some more horticulture and
Speaker 1: you'll landscaping. So I gotta ask, when you're working, do
Speaker 1: you also have a couple of drinks? I mean it
Speaker 1: makes everything better? Uh? Oh, hell no, not on the job,
Speaker 1: only when I got to come to court. That is
Speaker 1: a very odd line, sir, that you have. Yeah, yeah, strange.
Speaker 1: I think you could call him a businessman. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: does a lot of business. I support I support him though,
Speaker 1: and I don't think he was that drunk. If you
Speaker 1: can pronounce horticulture. Yeah, I haven't had enough drinks in
Speaker 1: my opinion. What you're doing at the courthouse, oh m,
Speaker 1: pleading guilty for what crime? I'm pleaded guilty to attempted
Speaker 1: possession of a firearm. I don't know how it's attempted.
Speaker 1: But it's really good though. You seem very happy for
Speaker 1: a guilty person. Yes, I'm very happy because I was
Speaker 1: looking at twenty years and now what you're looking at
Speaker 1: I did eighteen months. Oh okay, let's credit served. Oh
Speaker 1: so you're fresh out fresh, I get to go home.
Speaker 1: How it's jail. The food is terrible. There's nothing good
Speaker 1: about the food. Y'll prevow the food. What would you
Speaker 1: say out of five starts negative? Five? Oh, first set.
Speaker 1: He sounded surprised that the food was terrible if he
Speaker 1: had heard from somebody else like, yeah, man, it's cool
Speaker 1: jail show. Yea, that needs to be a new reality
Speaker 1: TV show where someone like it's like Diners, drivings, and dives,
Speaker 1: but they only go around to prisons and give you
Speaker 1: all the food. That would be amazing, and it's all awful.
Speaker 1: Sales courtrooms. It's what you're doing at the courthouse where
Speaker 1: we go down to the courthouse and ask people there
Speaker 1: a simple question, what you're doing at the courthouse. I
Speaker 1: just find out it was two years ago, and they say, well,
Speaker 1: it's thirty days after you get out of court. And
Speaker 1: I thought I was doing what I'm supposed to do.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm trying to see what the story is.
Speaker 1: So if you win an appeal, what do you get
Speaker 1: if you already served time? Do they give you money
Speaker 1: or something? I won't be on my record? Oh okay,
Speaker 1: do you have a long record? My recordation dead mad?
Speaker 1: What's like the worst thing on your record? Uh? Half
Speaker 1: poop and poop? He said, half poop? I have poop? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is he doing? He's like selling poop around town,
Speaker 1: like black dedicated. I imagine him walking around with one
Speaker 1: of those trench coats, like you know the people that
Speaker 1: still watches and they open up their He just opens
Speaker 1: up his coat and there's a whole list of like
Speaker 1: black market turds, half turds. Those those are harder to find,
Speaker 1: is that one they get stuck or I don't even
Speaker 1: want to worry. Got him what you're doing at the courthouse?
Speaker 1: On your neck? I have two things around my neck.
Speaker 1: I have a duck. Oh, oh, and I also have
Speaker 1: a beacon. Why do you have a duck? Because I
Speaker 1: want to make a difference. Okay, so then why do
Speaker 1: you have the duck? Why not? Are you gonna ignore them? Oh?
Speaker 1: A pe call a middle of an interview, I got it,
Speaker 1: Sam Colors. No, uh, I got a lot of problems
Speaker 1: in life and some I owe a couple of people too,
Speaker 1: so they want their money too. But you know what
Speaker 1: can I do if I don't have a job. You
Speaker 1: know what you could do? Quack at him? What is
Speaker 1: I gonna do? I mean, I don't know until you try,
Speaker 1: you know better, I guess. I guess so interesting. I
Speaker 1: have no idea. Why everyone money, he's gotta begin he's
Speaker 1: got a duck. I like how she suggested, like you
Speaker 1: could quack at him, because that's what he'd been doing.
Speaker 1: He's like, that's ridiculous. Why would you say Some people
Speaker 1: like that. I think it's actually a good suggestion, quack
Speaker 1: away your problems. Yeah, although that was a really sad
Speaker 1: sounding quack, that really was. But I guarantee there's not
Speaker 1: gonna be any ducks around the courthouse ever again.