Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. It is COVID
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Speaker 1: not through or that's some part of you know, a
Speaker 1: myth that I'm creating online too, you know, drum up
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Speaker 1: I but that's not at all what it is. And
Speaker 1: but if you do, if you are altr I, you know,
Speaker 1: I I do want to you know, I would love
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Speaker 1: company ethos is so strong. I think the products are
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Speaker 1: they could use someone like me on their team. Honestly,
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Speaker 1: like a lot of like good like content honestly for
Speaker 1: them online like you know, YouTube page or Instagram profile.
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Speaker 1: are awesome. Scene suggestion. Craig's character, who doesn't use or
Speaker 1: understand metaphors, announces a sporting event. Thanks. See is in tickets.
Speaker 1: Get your tickets here ticket tickets to tickets. Follow me
Speaker 1: in the alley, Follow me in the alley. Ok, my
Speaker 1: family's I think this is illegal. I'm not sure. Why
Speaker 1: don't you just stay here, bring the family, the whole family.
Speaker 1: It's just don't you want to go to the alley.
Speaker 1: I don't bite tickets from him? Tickets over here, you
Speaker 1: fuck you, fuck you just take okay, come on, son,
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's safe to leave you behind actually,
Speaker 1: because that guy there is there too. Yeah. No, but
Speaker 1: I'll sell you the real tickets. He's got bad ones.
Speaker 1: He's got fake tickets. Don't the moment with my son
Speaker 1: really quick? Look if you want to really quick, No,
Speaker 1: sunny boy, half off tickets for you while your dad
Speaker 1: gets ripped off. Come over here. I gotta talk to
Speaker 1: what's your name, Scott talk? Don't talk to him yet?
Speaker 1: Does your name Scotty? This is my son? Okay, m hey,
Speaker 1: tickets back on the table, old man. I need to
Speaker 1: talk to you back, get the back. I want one
Speaker 1: moment with my son. The gods. This is what mom.
Speaker 1: This is what mom is talking about. She doesn't know.
Speaker 1: Downtown is not that dangerous. Okay, your fresh kind of
Speaker 1: have a plan, right. Let me give you half fruit.
Speaker 1: I got fruit. Let me just find fresh fruit. That fruit.
Speaker 1: Never get back. Look at that watch a salami. But
Speaker 1: you know whatever, the city steaks I got Kansas City
Speaker 1: Steaks over. You have so much, just have one god
Speaker 1: damned trench coda. Alright, fellas, So today is the big day.
Speaker 1: We are broadcasting live to everyone on the planet. Is Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is a big, big day. So we need I need,
Speaker 1: I need cables plugged in, I need cords wrapped up.
Speaker 1: You know, gave it to me. Now, let me get
Speaker 1: let me get this game straight. This is the Bengals
Speaker 1: versus the Titans. So it's a it's a bunch of
Speaker 1: tigers versus uh, the an ancient Greek gods. Oh that's funny. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's what it is. I mean, I would think
Speaker 1: as dangerous as tigers are, that the gods probably have
Speaker 1: them beat. Hey save that for the viewers. Okay, because this,
Speaker 1: this is why you've been chosen to announce this game.
Speaker 1: I've never covered a sporting event in my life. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But you do have a nice little following there on
Speaker 1: on Instagram. Your videos have blown up and people want
Speaker 1: to see you. People want to see you. Ten thou followers,
Speaker 1: it's all it takes. That's the magic number. So a
Speaker 1: couple of tech things here you push this button here
Speaker 1: when when you want to speak, you push that one
Speaker 1: when you if you're gonna cough, I pushed this one.
Speaker 1: I don't you know? You know. Sorry I'm late, boys, Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm late. I was just in the bathroom. I had chili.
Speaker 1: Jesus when you said you had chili? Mm hmm. It's
Speaker 1: not in me anymore. It's such a pleasure working with you.
Speaker 1: Have seen your Instagram it looks so good. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm an influencer. Yeah, we all are. This is great.
Speaker 1: This is so fun. And who are you again? Oh
Speaker 1: my name is said Dianna Dianna Perfume. I'm your co
Speaker 1: host on this. Still just having a tough time wrapping
Speaker 1: my mind around it's literally God's against Tigers. What is
Speaker 1: he talking about? I think he's referring to the Bengals
Speaker 1: and the Titans that way. He's kind of eccentric that way.
Speaker 1: Just go with it, Okay, people love him, Okay, Tyson,
Speaker 1: I'm doing this is a favor, all right, it's not
Speaker 1: a favorite, a favorite? Who do you Okay? In the network?
Speaker 1: To me, I'm giving you an opportunity to speak to
Speaker 1: the world. Are you kidding me? I do live New
Speaker 1: Year's Eve events. Okay. This is nothing that only goes
Speaker 1: out nationwide. This goes out globally. Okay, so listen. Make
Speaker 1: him look good for once. Make him look good. A
Speaker 1: Fellows were live and three two fellas. Do Do Do
Speaker 1: Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Football Day.
Speaker 1: It's to football Day, Jeff. Just play the tape, don't
Speaker 1: sing the song. Sorry, so this button. If I want
Speaker 1: a cough, it doesn't make a cough, bro, if you
Speaker 1: if you want all right, Timmy, listen, I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna pull you from the starting lineup today. All right,
Speaker 1: But I've been working so hard to keep my my
Speaker 1: game to top notch. Whi's wrong, You're you're not playing
Speaker 1: top notch? And you know who is? Jared is? Jared?
Speaker 1: Can you get in here? Tured? He sounds steroids, Tommy.
Speaker 1: I want you to cheating to get there. There's not much,
Speaker 1: not much, all right, you don't it's not cheating unless
Speaker 1: you get caught, right. Yeah, So, Timmy, I want you
Speaker 1: to give your job to Jared. That's how we do
Speaker 1: it on this team. But to say I give my
Speaker 1: job over to you, say the words I have to.
Speaker 1: I have to give you my job. What are did
Speaker 1: you just say? Jesus? What if I was to wrap
Speaker 1: him out? I'm rad him out. I'll tell I'll tell
Speaker 1: the judges that judges. This is. This is exactly why
Speaker 1: I'm benching. You just want me to kill him? Just Jared,
Speaker 1: thank you. I do appreciate that. I mean, I'd love
Speaker 1: to do it. I know, I know you would, but
Speaker 1: my mom is in the crowd. It was hard to
Speaker 1: know your mom's in the crowd, are right, Ship? Hey,
Speaker 1: you guys in back, just quiet down, trying to have
Speaker 1: a team meeting here. It's fine. I shall let him
Speaker 1: have my job. Okay, Fine, you gotta let me out
Speaker 1: on the field at some point in time in this game. Coach.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't this shouldn't this be a private thing? Culture? No, Terry,
Speaker 1: why don't you just get in here if you're gonna
Speaker 1: talk so much? Alright? Uh? No, I talked to your mom.
Speaker 1: She knows last night. I conveyed to her. She knew
Speaker 1: when she dropped me off here. Yeah, I talked to
Speaker 1: her last night in bed. All right, certainly let her
Speaker 1: know this morning? Is that you what? What what's going
Speaker 1: on here? And go BEng, go bong? That's exactly right.
Speaker 1: It's seventy two degrees with chance of hail. As the
Speaker 1: Tennessee Titans take the field. Uh, they don't appear to
Speaker 1: be taking the field. They're just running on top of it. Um.
Speaker 1: These ancient Greek gods have shrunk themselves down to human size,
Speaker 1: I suppose for this game, maybe to make it more fair. Chronos,
Speaker 1: the father of Zeus, is there as well as as
Speaker 1: other Titans, and they are playing the Bengals, which also
Speaker 1: appeared to be tigers, perhaps in human suits. They all
Speaker 1: look like humans from my advantage point. Perfume this perfume step,
Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell he's saying. And um, yeah,
Speaker 1: and well right now there their records are both tied.
Speaker 1: They're both six and three. So this game is definitely
Speaker 1: gonna be, you know, a leverage point on from one
Speaker 1: program to see if they can't get over into the
Speaker 1: playoffs here and so they have getting to the playoffs
Speaker 1: here and these Why are they not being arrested if
Speaker 1: they have records? I don't. I'm if you do your job,
Speaker 1: what it's coming? What a is he talking about? I'm
Speaker 1: having a hard time getting a cough too. I keep
Speaker 1: pressing the button. So the stadium, Michelle gonna hold about
Speaker 1: sixty people, but you know they should the fire department
Speaker 1: game to me when I was building the stadium, and
Speaker 1: said Mr Bengel, if we think for a second, we're
Speaker 1: not gonna be this might be a fire hazard where
Speaker 1: so many people beat it? Okay, you can't sleep here anymore.
Speaker 1: Stop the fucking the people. You gotta move. Look, I'm
Speaker 1: a security guard. Okay, I don't make a lot of money.
Speaker 1: I don't want problems. You just gotta beat it. I'm
Speaker 1: Mr Bengle, and I can tell you right now if
Speaker 1: if I have my helicopter d here, all the Hamburgers
Speaker 1: will come out and they're gonna kick your fucking as.
Speaker 1: Just give you what if I give you a couple
Speaker 1: of bucks to late? Okay, all right, that's what I have.
Speaker 1: Have four dollars. And Mr Bengle, do you need an attorney?
Speaker 1: It seems like you need an a turningche for you.
Speaker 1: Mr Bengal would will not be answering any more of
Speaker 1: your questions. Please move along, officer, I'm a security guard.
Speaker 1: What the hell what you want to? He has legal representation.
Speaker 1: Now keep walking, spin your stick to whatever you gotta
Speaker 1: do but hit the pavement. I'm gonna every stateium in
Speaker 1: the world, and then I'm gonna combine them all. They're
Speaker 1: gonna be now, Donna, the Titans. You said we're in
Speaker 1: the red zone, but it appears that it's green like
Speaker 1: the rest of the field. So what's going on there? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's just a term. In the last ten yards until
Speaker 1: the goal line. You understand that, it's just oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: so all right, would you say gold line? Their aim
Speaker 1: is to get to that line, Yes, exactly. That actually
Speaker 1: works great that line. Then they've scored a goal. Now
Speaker 1: the game. Alright, son, I'm sorry that we're running late.
Speaker 1: This is a little hard er than I thought. But
Speaker 1: we got four tickets, so that's that's what the other
Speaker 1: two four, well, we this is this is kind of
Speaker 1: I don't want to say this, and I don't want
Speaker 1: you to tell your mom, but it's a little illegal
Speaker 1: to buy these scalp tickets. So there's a chance that
Speaker 1: two of them don't work. There's a chance that all
Speaker 1: four of them don't work. But we gotta you want
Speaker 1: tickets that overlook the red zone. It's the last twenty yards.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how much yeah, a lotto dingle Barris think
Speaker 1: it's the last ten yards, but it's actually the last
Speaker 1: twenty yards. You want tickets overlooking the red zone? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: that that'll up our odds. Son. So if we have
Speaker 1: six tickets, I mean you're down at one end zone.
Speaker 1: You're not. It's only one ends the last right before
Speaker 1: the Bengals. And get it. You've got some great tickets.
Speaker 1: And and I want my son to have an authentic
Speaker 1: American football experience. So yeah, I'll take two. Told the phone,
Speaker 1: that's your boy. Yeah, this is my son. This is
Speaker 1: his first football game. How much you want for him?
Speaker 1: M how much you want for the sun? Oh? I'm
Speaker 1: keeping him starting with nine dollars, nine thousand dollars. But
Speaker 1: then it was like, I mean even for even crazy
Speaker 1: than that. It's like when Bennie talked to me, it
Speaker 1: was just like, Okay, I get it, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Just facts it. How was the game? Honey? Oh?
Speaker 1: This is this is a Raymond. He's a coworker of mine.
Speaker 1: I brought him over for dinner. Oh how was it going?
Speaker 1: It was? It was unevent Toby, huh, where's Toby? He
Speaker 1: really liked the game. And you know what, It turned
Speaker 1: out that I thought the game is boring. They kept
Speaker 1: going back and forth over the same field, and I said,
Speaker 1: you can finish it up. You're almost an adult, So
Speaker 1: what yeah, Raymond? Anything you want? That scene one, Scene
Speaker 1: two comes from patron alchemaniac Gugg, who wrote, Hey, Alchemists,
Speaker 1: I want to say firstly that your quest nope, guests
Speaker 1: selection is impeccable. Secondly, we're on the street. Is Joey
Speaker 1: sneezes on kittens and twists puppies torsos. I'll stop spreading
Speaker 1: these rumors if he brings back Instagram live content. Scene
Speaker 1: suggestion fast food workers take their jobs too seriously. Ps
Speaker 1: fuck Joey. Okay a good friend of mine. Um, all right, sir,
Speaker 1: would you like any napkins or uh, you know, please
Speaker 1: put the napkins in the bag I'm eating on the go.
Speaker 1: We won't be serving anything in the bag, so we'll
Speaker 1: bring it out here to the plate your table, all right, Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: then I guess if they're a taco bag or uh
Speaker 1: one of those little thyrophone parts. No, sir, we want
Speaker 1: you to have a pleasurable dining experience with us, all right,
Speaker 1: if you have a seat, we'll bring everything out to
Speaker 1: you alo card, one at a time. Okay, everything's gonna
Speaker 1: be served to you in a proper, proper I'm used
Speaker 1: to having a really fast service, Like I don't really
Speaker 1: want the traditional dining experience. Traditional is not even the
Speaker 1: right word. From eight am to five pm when I'm
Speaker 1: doing it's my shift, this place is a different it's
Speaker 1: beating to a different tune, if you know what I mean. Tommy,
Speaker 1: is there an issue here with the customer? Uh? This
Speaker 1: gentleman does he wants it in the bag? Sir? Oh,
Speaker 1: that's hilarious. You can take that down the street now.
Speaker 1: We'll be bringing it right at your table. I'm sure
Speaker 1: Tommy told you that, sir. That's that if what he said.
Speaker 1: But I just wanted to get a burger surprise, and
Speaker 1: I was going to actually eat on my way back
Speaker 1: to my job. Well, I only have a thirty minute break,
Speaker 1: right of course. Well, I we'll definitely get you back
Speaker 1: into work in thirty minutes, won't we, Tommy. Yes, of course,
Speaker 1: it's our it's our job to you delight. That's respect
Speaker 1: to Okay, I'll I'll wait as long as I can
Speaker 1: get back for work by third minutes. Yes, of course,
Speaker 1: Where do you work, sir? If you don't mind me
Speaker 1: asking if not far? But if the thing is, if
Speaker 1: it's like a five minute drive, well where do you work?
Speaker 1: If if the tech company's done a three, well, be
Speaker 1: happy to run you over there as soon as you're
Speaker 1: done eating. You'll drive me back, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: What will I do with my car? Well, we'll bring
Speaker 1: that over to you afterwards. That's awesome. They just want
Speaker 1: to make sure you get there on time. Part of
Speaker 1: the zone. All right, jem, here we go, shift meeting.
Speaker 1: Shift meeting. Now obviously this is Bobby's Burgers number two, right,
Speaker 1: Number one is doing well, but we obviously are here
Speaker 1: to turn up the dining experience. Okay, I'm nice you
Speaker 1: all home less night with a little a little bit
Speaker 1: of homework. I hope you can come in with some
Speaker 1: ideas how to make this experience a little better for
Speaker 1: the customer place. Anybody go ahead? Anybody? Yeah? Can we
Speaker 1: be Bobby's Burger's number one? All right? Who's got who's
Speaker 1: got some ideas here? Well? Yeah, because I think having
Speaker 1: number two in the name of the restaurant just chargers up,
Speaker 1: you know. Bad images for some people. Yeah, maybe we
Speaker 1: used maybe here's the sign for number two instead of
Speaker 1: just writing out the words number two, Whereas I agree
Speaker 1: with Phil, it doesn't read well and we're setting ourselves
Speaker 1: up for some jokesters on on yell, Yeah, even if
Speaker 1: we went with three, which is still the first time
Speaker 1: you saw a commercial for in and out. That's what
Speaker 1: a burger is all about. Your you know, you know
Speaker 1: where your brain went to. And look what happened with them,
Speaker 1: and look what happened to them. They are one of
Speaker 1: the number one burger chains in southern California. Here's what
Speaker 1: I mean. That's a good point one of the number one.
Speaker 1: So maybe the number one boss, if I can suggest it,
Speaker 1: let's just lean all the way in and say, Bobby's
Speaker 1: Burgers poop. My name is Mr Burger. I ain't thinking general,
Speaker 1: have we get if we have all we told you,
Speaker 1: we're not going to hold you in here. Please take
Speaker 1: this cup of water and please go back outside. All right, listen,
Speaker 1: everybody listen. Uh. Number one is in the city is
Speaker 1: in the city of Carson, right, we're number two, we're
Speaker 1: here in Pasadena, and number three is in the city
Speaker 1: of Industry. Okay, so that clears that up. Now back
Speaker 1: to the customers dining experience. Okay, yeah, sure we make burgers, Yes,
Speaker 1: we make fries. But what else do we make? We
Speaker 1: make experiences? Love, we'd make love. I'm writing that down
Speaker 1: the board. Love. Now, how do we show a little
Speaker 1: more love to the customer? I guess get their consent first?
Speaker 1: I like that consent of the stuff, excuse me. And
Speaker 1: then but stuff. You know, because of the number two,
Speaker 1: you're obsessed with stuff. I mean, all right, Bob's Burgers
Speaker 1: number one, light up, whoo whoo number one. Now listen up,
Speaker 1: all right. Our sales have been steady, but I'm not
Speaker 1: looking for steady. I'm looking for sales through the roof.
Speaker 1: Who's with me? Who's the roof roof? I like that rifle, sir,
Speaker 1: thank you? Okay, And I brought this out not to intimidate, okay,
Speaker 1: but to accentuate. You understand, all right? Now, first person
Speaker 1: to sell two hundred burgers this week gets this, rightful,
Speaker 1: look all right, out of my way. I got burns out.
Speaker 1: This is a clean release, right up. Tip here, okay,
Speaker 1: magazine just slips right out. All right, what's what second prize?
Speaker 1: You know what second prize gets. You're fired for seconds.
Speaker 1: You're only gonna have one guy working here at the
Speaker 1: end of the week. You better watch out. You're on
Speaker 1: the block right now, all right, no more questions. Welcome
Speaker 1: to Bobby's Burgers meeting. We have all three location managers.
Speaker 1: We have all three location managers here today, sweating like
Speaker 1: fucking crazy to discuss the future and possibly opening a
Speaker 1: Bob's number four. I think that suit is fake. Do
Speaker 1: you see that? Looks like like paper mache. Here's a
Speaker 1: T shirt. I don't know, it looks fake. And ship
Speaker 1: he's We'll be taking attendance first. Bobby's Burgers number one.
Speaker 1: Are you here? Yeah, I'm here. Bobby's Burgers number two, Hello, great,
Speaker 1: And bobby Burgers number three coming at us from the
Speaker 1: city of Inish three. You here, Industries present. Okay, Now
Speaker 1: he has steaks inside his suit or something like. Now
Speaker 1: we have an applicants. Uh. Bobby's Burger's number four here. Uh,
Speaker 1: he's come to us from the city of Bellflower. Uh. Hi,
Speaker 1: please say your name. Hi. My name is uh. My
Speaker 1: name is Richard, and I'm looking to get a new
Speaker 1: Bobby's Burger in Bellflower, California. Really like to be uh,
Speaker 1: the original Bobby's Burgers is the name I'd like to
Speaker 1: go with. He looks fourteen, he looks he sounds like
Speaker 1: thirty something. It's like, what the fuck the trench? Do
Speaker 1: you want to get the funk out of here? I
Speaker 1: don't even think we're needed for this ship. You know
Speaker 1: it's here on the power point that there's a lot
Speaker 1: of people in Bellflower they liked. You want to stay
Speaker 1: for this. You want to stay for power bell Flowers,
Speaker 1: population destity. Mary. I'm just asking, excuse me, you in
Speaker 1: the back, you're talking. Excuse me you sir? No, you're okay.
Speaker 1: You also with that that other guy. Could you flip
Speaker 1: the switch in the back for the lights. I want
Speaker 1: to it's hard for you to see this power point here.
Speaker 1: Just want to turn the lights on, turn the lights
Speaker 1: all the way off. They are off. This is that's
Speaker 1: that's not gets. These are windows that are open, sir,
Speaker 1: excuse me? Can I just clarify what this is? This
Speaker 1: is the three managers of the existing three Bobby's Burgers franchises,
Speaker 1: plus one guy who's making a pitch of why he
Speaker 1: should get one in Bellflower, and the day to day
Speaker 1: employees have to be here for this. That's how these
Speaker 1: meetings are done. Okay, good, thank you for clarifying. Actually you, sir,
Speaker 1: I'll pull over, okay, I'll just look the first fast
Speaker 1: food restaurant I see. I'm gonna pull over, and then
Speaker 1: everyone's gonna get a little treat. Okay, God damn it.
Speaker 1: We just want to go home. So yeah, I understand that. Okay,
Speaker 1: but draw convicts. You've all done something wrong, all right,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna break protocol and I'm gonna get everyone
Speaker 1: a treat, okay, because you guys are just so annoying
Speaker 1: back there, so just take us to the jail. I
Speaker 1: want to start serving my time the time we did
Speaker 1: the crime. And damn right, you do the crime, and
Speaker 1: now you're gonna do the time. But I will pull
Speaker 1: over at the first place, and well, there's a Bobby's
Speaker 1: number two, number two. Seriously, it makes me think of
Speaker 1: poo poo. I think it's just the second location. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess I pull them there. All right. Just for
Speaker 1: the record, I'm murdered my entire family. Do we want
Speaker 1: to start doing orders now or wait untill we get
Speaker 1: to the winter mail fraud? Here? All right, let's just
Speaker 1: look at yeah, well, looking to Bobby's running two. Can't
Speaker 1: take your order? Yeah, Hi, Yes, I'm gonna make a
Speaker 1: large order. Just so you're prepared, okay, just so you
Speaker 1: know that there's gonna be a large order coming through.
Speaker 1: You understand, you don't have to tell me what you're
Speaker 1: gonna do, so just do it. Okay, great? What do
Speaker 1: you what do you all want? Are there vegan options?
Speaker 1: Are there vegan options? Are you talking to me in
Speaker 1: your car? I'm talking to you, I'm talking to you. Oh,
Speaker 1: we don't. We don't have a camera. Ask why would
Speaker 1: I ask the people in my car if they're vegan off?
Speaker 1: Why why would I ask them? Now? Maybe you don't
Speaker 1: you know your not not No, who's in your car? Family? Convicts?
Speaker 1: A bunch of convicts. Are we're on our way to prison? Sir? Okay?
Speaker 1: What do they do? Mail fraud, mail fraud, murdered family.
Speaker 1: Just two people in that bus. It's just two of
Speaker 1: just two people. Alright, alright, I'm not vegan by the
Speaker 1: So let me get this straight. Officer Claudio. You took
Speaker 1: the two detainees through a drive through um and at
Speaker 1: one point they opened the door of the vehicle and
Speaker 1: just ran away. Well, they said they were going into
Speaker 1: the play place inside, and I thought that would be
Speaker 1: a good reason for them to stretch their legs, do
Speaker 1: a little bonding. And then, um, little did I know
Speaker 1: that was there plan all along to escape? Officer Claudio,
Speaker 1: This isn't the first time you've left bad guys. Go
Speaker 1: answer the potion. No, but for the record, I did
Speaker 1: not let them go. They escape. Well, okay, um, look,
Speaker 1: the truth is, you've now committed a crime for what accessory?
Speaker 1: Accessory after the fact of what? What? A fact of what? What?
Speaker 1: You're a moron. I didn't let them. I didn't let
Speaker 1: them go. They escaped. What's the difference exactly? Well, I
Speaker 1: mean one is abating a criminal. The other one is
Speaker 1: is just like they duped me, they got they escaped,
Speaker 1: they did it. I didn't help them. So you're not
Speaker 1: at fault, is the implication. I'm not. I'm not at all.
Speaker 1: If anything, Just look at Bob's Burgers. Maybe there was somewhere.
Speaker 1: Here's what we're gonna do for you, Officer Claudio. We
Speaker 1: are charging you with this. Um, you will be doing
Speaker 1: community service. You'll be can't just do times. Look who's
Speaker 1: here in federal prison. Oh we remember when you drove
Speaker 1: us here? All right, Teddy Loco's here? Who's that Teddy
Speaker 1: hug himself? Oh wow, so this is the yard. Huh?
Speaker 1: What did that happened on sucking this morning? Oh? Oh
Speaker 1: that's killer? Get over here, man, this all right? What's up?
Speaker 1: I just I just need to hug Claudio. Pleasure to
Speaker 1: meet you, bringing in man, bringing in not you, not you? Sorry, hug,
Speaker 1: I don't know you. I'm Claudio. I'm Claudio. I'm Killer.
Speaker 1: Pleasure to meet you. They called me that because I
Speaker 1: I committed mail fraud. Jesus did I brought a nickname?
Speaker 1: It's welcome to the chow line here. So today we
Speaker 1: have mashed potatoes served with a very nice gravy. What
Speaker 1: do you guys want all those? Is? Can I get
Speaker 1: order of mashed potatoes? What else you want? What else
Speaker 1: you want? Look where we're all gonna go through water
Speaker 1: at a time. But you don't have to do this? Sorry? Sorry?
Speaker 1: What do you want? The fucking order for us? Let
Speaker 1: him do it. No, no fucking gravy online, Yeah one,
Speaker 1: no gravy. Is there any just to get ahead of it?
Speaker 1: Is there any vegan options? Um? We have we have
Speaker 1: a meat option and a non meat option. I don't
Speaker 1: know the exact ingredients, but we are here too. Is
Speaker 1: there someone I can talk to who knows the ingredient?
Speaker 1: Jimmy definitely wants the old meat option. Yeah, part of
Speaker 1: u hi Warden, I hate to bug you. We have
Speaker 1: somebody who has who is it? Um? We just have
Speaker 1: somebody out front in the in chow that hasn't wants
Speaker 1: as a cha the menu. Yeah, what do they want? Um?
Speaker 1: Do you want to know about a vegan option? All right,
Speaker 1: all right, let's go to let's go to follow me,
Speaker 1: chase me, chase me, wait, hold on, what's going on here?
Speaker 1: I want to mesh for totnings with know that that
Speaker 1: fucking beef gravy and this one is that was a vegan?
Speaker 1: That's Jason Stathum. What did he get in here? Mr Stathum?
Speaker 1: It's a pleasure, sir? Yeah, right, text froud Anyways? Can
Speaker 1: I can I get just the mashed potatoes without being
Speaker 1: of course? Why don't get that? Mr? State them out
Speaker 1: of this line? Mr Satam, why don't you eat up
Speaker 1: inside the Wardens dining area? Oh? I don't want an
Speaker 1: especially on where is that now? It's upstairs in the ballroom.
Speaker 1: Very nice, all right, just you and me, Just me
Speaker 1: and me. You nice, laid the way. I like the
Speaker 1: walk you walk away. Oh, I haven't got my check yet,
Speaker 1: and you said that I was gonna get back to
Speaker 1: work by by. I only have a three minute break
Speaker 1: and we'll be coming right out, sir. Are you enjoying
Speaker 1: the music? Great music, but I really like there's really
Speaker 1: like five minutes left my break and I have a thirty.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. You're gonna enjoy this so much. If you want,
Speaker 1: we can have the music. Come out here and personally
Speaker 1: sing to you. You fffin at a burger place. Don't
Speaker 1: think of it as a burger place, think of it
Speaker 1: as your home. I think I'm gonna have to actually
Speaker 1: come back after work and get it because I really
Speaker 1: need to be back at working. Like five minutes. You're
Speaker 1: not going anywhere, alright, Just stay seated, Jor come out
Speaker 1: here and sing for him? Knows that time to dine
Speaker 1: with us. This is not good. This guy used to
Speaker 1: do the pre game for football games. So joy munch, munch, munch.
Speaker 1: Where do you work again? The tech company is the
Speaker 1: Octor Garden? Catch up with you? Just it's just five minutes. Await,
Speaker 1: maybe you guys could deliver the food to me. No,
Speaker 1: I can't do that. That will change the experience. I'll
Speaker 1: go talk to them in Oxnard. Because if you've ever
Speaker 1: loved one beef, Now, if we think about what these
Speaker 1: computer chips are, all right, if you think about they
Speaker 1: don't excuse me, I hope I'm not interrupting. I'm over
Speaker 1: over here from Bobby's Burgers. Uh, number the one in
Speaker 1: bell Flower Flower, bell Flower, number three, number four, changing
Speaker 1: the game. No, it's the number four. Listen. I got
Speaker 1: one of your employees. He's finishing his meal, so I'll
Speaker 1: be sitting in for him while he's over there. So
Speaker 1: where we are, we we're talking about talking about the microchips. Microchips,
Speaker 1: they're in the future. Now. Look, if you look at
Speaker 1: a microchip itself and you put in your hand, you
Speaker 1: know you feel it, and you know if you know
Speaker 1: you're holding it. Is this a successful company. We're having
Speaker 1: a rough time, to be honest. We're OXNR. We're going
Speaker 1: against Apple, We're going against IBM, We're going against Microsoft.
Speaker 1: It's tough right now. We're really thinking, well, Oxy are
Speaker 1: based in OXNRD, but working out a Bell flock. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah your second do you have enough money
Speaker 1: to have a second location? Number two? If you will wait,
Speaker 1: we're number two. Yeah, I mean we have a lot
Speaker 1: of angel funding, if you know what I mean. So
Speaker 1: we get our money from the church. So this the
Speaker 1: chip itself and put it on hand. I got sampled. Everybody,
Speaker 1: put in your hand. I think I crushed mine. Let's
Speaker 1: get another more on the trade. Just grab grab one.
Speaker 1: I crushed that one too. Just put just pick it
Speaker 1: up and then just put in the palm of your
Speaker 1: other hand. Do we have to hold them? We know
Speaker 1: how small they are, I know, but just so you
Speaker 1: feel what they what they feel like, you know. Okay,
Speaker 1: what is the point of this meeting? Microships? Now our
Speaker 1: our guy that we sent out for burgers. He's our
Speaker 1: best and brightest, so we really are having a rough
Speaker 1: time without him. I know that these micro ships do
Speaker 1: something right when we placed them on the board of Mothers.
Speaker 1: They're able to access some kind of interface and shoot
Speaker 1: signals around and whatnot. All right, everybody, welcome back to
Speaker 1: another meeting of the Bobby's Burger franchise. Is rental applause,
Speaker 1: rento applause. Since last time, he has so much skinnier
Speaker 1: than last What the funk happened? He did something change
Speaker 1: his diet. But that's that's the sweat, it's whatever it
Speaker 1: is that he's sweating like crazy. Jeez, these guys won't
Speaker 1: stop dogging. I mean, okay, well he's gone, he just left.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm here to take over. I am from Bellflower.
Speaker 1: I have Bobby's Burgers number four. Why do I have
Speaker 1: to be here again? What is this again? Because now
Speaker 1: we're going to be changing the way all Bobby's Burgers work. Okay, uh,
Speaker 1: it turns out that really the fine dining experiences what
Speaker 1: people really like. Because we can charge more money, we
Speaker 1: keep them in the in the building longer so we
Speaker 1: can up sell. The guy from Bellflower is trying to
Speaker 1: take over this whole thing. He just joined the last
Speaker 1: month around four. Decide what number one, two and three do?
Speaker 1: This is crazy. The fountain is if you guys were
Speaker 1: half a successful successful as everybody. Quiet time, I am
Speaker 1: the I am the boss. Now you really hit the suck.
Speaker 1: Yeah you have huh you want a power point again?
Speaker 1: Everybody complained about my power point last time, but you
Speaker 1: have the lights off still. Well, it's easier for me
Speaker 1: in the dark. I don't want you guys to see
Speaker 1: my pool. I can touch you because you don't. You
Speaker 1: put the light on me. Listen, this trench coat has
Speaker 1: nothing underneath it that I'm trying to hue. Wow. Look,
Speaker 1: it's like three kids in a trench count Jesus, oh
Speaker 1: kid ship. Three kids that are trench could have been
Speaker 1: running the bombs burgers at Mayflower Flower to perfection in
Speaker 1: a cup. I seen three comes to us from Kristen,
Speaker 1: who wrote an alternate reality pandemic where people have to
Speaker 1: stay within six ft of another person at all times
Speaker 1: to avoid getting sick. Because think how much more difficult
Speaker 1: that would be. Kristen Kelly, excuse me, pardon me, just
Speaker 1: trying to get the Dike cookes there. Yeah, totally. Let
Speaker 1: me just get closer to you. Yeah, I appreciate that you.
Speaker 1: Uh let me just breathe on you a little bit.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I haven't tried the cook sero. Have you
Speaker 1: uh made the jump the leap from cooked cook zero?
Speaker 1: Anybody in your family? Most of my family just this
Speaker 1: coke zero. So it's gotta completely and taste taste a
Speaker 1: little bit less like dental medicine. Hi, excuse me. I
Speaker 1: don't want to get the virus. Can I huddle with you? Guys?
Speaker 1: Get in here. We're just discussing the die code versus
Speaker 1: code zero? Where do you okay? I I don't I
Speaker 1: don't drink soda, but I'll stick with you while you're
Speaker 1: while you're shopping? Sure, yeah? Did you need anything from
Speaker 1: the sign? Not from this aisle? But you know I'm
Speaker 1: the last to join, so we can do my shopping. Last. Hey,
Speaker 1: here's a question for you while with the three of
Speaker 1: us are together. If this rosary store we're in the UK,
Speaker 1: would they call it raves? What looks Stephanie. I know
Speaker 1: you don't love me. I know I fucked up. Okay,
Speaker 1: but we still have to remain this close. Otherwise we're
Speaker 1: gonna get sick. Maybe you'll get sick. But I have
Speaker 1: other people that I can bring into this group over here. Okay,
Speaker 1: So as soon as Tommy gets here, I want you
Speaker 1: to leave here it thank you, Tommy. Hey, Tommy, I
Speaker 1: also have to stay close. Look, don't tell me what
Speaker 1: do you can find somebody else? Go stay with your mom.
Speaker 1: No I can't. So I'm gonna get sick between now
Speaker 1: and then. No, I'm not going to risk it. Babe,
Speaker 1: I didn't know about this, But what didn't you know
Speaker 1: about that you were going to still be here? We
Speaker 1: she was, we just broke up. She called me and
Speaker 1: told me, yes, last night, well that happened that you
Speaker 1: were able to be here so that I could get
Speaker 1: Tommy to go await wait, sorry Tommy to go away. Up.
Speaker 1: I spoke Bread, I need you to leave now. Told
Speaker 1: Tommy to come so quickly is because I needed to
Speaker 1: have a pass off and never close quickly? What Tommy
Speaker 1: never quickly? Just can we come closer? Everybody? Look, Stephanie,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry. Okay, I'm sorry. I couldn't love you
Speaker 1: the way you needed to be loved. And Tommy, he
Speaker 1: sounds sincere. I am I just he is. I should
Speaker 1: see your Tommy. This is this is the one thing
Speaker 1: I love about Brad is he is always there. So fine,
Speaker 1: We're done, and I want you and Tommy to have
Speaker 1: a great life in a relationship. But don't don't send
Speaker 1: me away to a death sentence because okay, Tommy, will
Speaker 1: you and me? Thank you President Biden. Them though, I'm
Speaker 1: now that we understand how this particular pandemic is gonna
Speaker 1: work a little differently. May I'll take some questions, uh
Speaker 1: if form many of you who want to follow up? Yes,
Speaker 1: Dr Fauci, Dr Yes, Yes, Yes, Kurt Kurt, I'm from
Speaker 1: Curtains dot Com. No affiliation. My question comes from my
Speaker 1: constituents wondering is this disease transferable fabric to fabric or
Speaker 1: is it just human to human. No, you have to
Speaker 1: be inside of in person. So it's rather specific in
Speaker 1: that way that you catch the disease from any of
Speaker 1: the people either you're inside of them or they're inside
Speaker 1: of you. Question question question u u Um, you said
Speaker 1: that we to be safe, we need to stay within
Speaker 1: six ft of each other. But at the same time
Speaker 1: you're saying you can catch it by being in somebody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: as long as you're outside of each other, but within
Speaker 1: the six ft you're safe. So not okay, So just
Speaker 1: don't get inside of each other. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: know how to be more clear of it. Question I
Speaker 1: question question Steve Steve Sanrio Sanrio surprises no, no affiliation. Um,
Speaker 1: So there are a lot of pregnant women who are
Speaker 1: about to be giving birth today all over the world
Speaker 1: every minute. Now there's somebody inside them. We're wondering, is
Speaker 1: that is that cause for for alarm? It's a very creative,
Speaker 1: if not trick questions. So let me get to the
Speaker 1: point of women and giving birth. The baby is just safe.
Speaker 1: The women is safe. This is a natural act birth
Speaker 1: and has nothing well, so is sex. Sex is a
Speaker 1: natural act right, But the baby, they're inside of a
Speaker 1: very protective cocoon. If you will while inside the mother,
Speaker 1: whereas if you do into a person, you're asking for trouble.
Speaker 1: Question question question, question, No, crew, what you got? This
Speaker 1: is all right? This is enough. Everyone here is gonna
Speaker 1: be standing at least six ft apart because I'm not
Speaker 1: at the government. Tell me how I got to be
Speaker 1: close to so I miss what I said? Ship I said?
Speaker 1: Then we have a megaphone. Don't get near me, don't
Speaker 1: hand me that, Just leave it there and I'll walk
Speaker 1: over to you. Okay, all right, now we're not getting closed.
Speaker 1: You know why we know why we're not gonna get
Speaker 1: close to each other, because because the governments to get
Speaker 1: to Huh, your eyes are bleeding. I can't hear what
Speaker 1: he's saying. Look look what I'm trying, dude, your eyes
Speaker 1: are bleeding. I don't know what you're saying. Your eyes
Speaker 1: are waiting. I can't hear. Look who has a megaphone?
Speaker 1: Check your ass for blood? I don't kind of can't
Speaker 1: see f I can't see question. Question? Question where? Oh? Yeah, question,
Speaker 1: I can't see you. Uh. If we stay far, far
Speaker 1: far away from everybody, will not even be better? Like
Speaker 1: the further way we are is that even better? Yeah? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: all right, Tommy. I think what we should do is
Speaker 1: we should bring Brad to his mom's house and drop
Speaker 1: him off there. It's it's a nice thing to do, like,
Speaker 1: I love you, but I care about Brad. Brad, Can
Speaker 1: you just cover your ears for this part? Okay? I
Speaker 1: just okay, Brad? Oh you use that term two? Oh
Speaker 1: it's cute. Um. I was thinking something slightly different. He
Speaker 1: seems sincere. Sorry. I just thought it was a moment
Speaker 1: for a kiss. Why did you kiss him? Then? Go ahead?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? And he just looks sad. He looks sad.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get well, that's what I was going
Speaker 1: to say, actually, was maybe we should think about adding
Speaker 1: more people to this relationship. Excuse me, you know, bring
Speaker 1: Brad on and Brad can be just like one of us,
Speaker 1: each one of us, Tommy ear musts. Okay, let me
Speaker 1: talk to Brad for a second. Brad, take your hands
Speaker 1: off your ears. I'm sorry, let me remove them for you. Brad. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Tommy is wondering if you want to be part of
Speaker 1: a three person relationship, you and me and Tommy, or
Speaker 1: we can drop you off of your mom's house. Okay,
Speaker 1: I have a third option. I've been talking to Sandra.
Speaker 1: We've been texted. She's on her way. Maybe it just
Speaker 1: since this afternoon. Welcome to the Barnes and Noble de
Speaker 1: same we're reading today. We have the author of you,
Speaker 1: me and Tommy and I was going to read chapter
Speaker 1: of the book. We're very excited to happen with us.
Speaker 1: Peach Melson, thank you, thank you. Um So, it was
Speaker 1: a pleasure to write the book. Um I, I don't
Speaker 1: know if there's any questions. I think the book isself.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Tommy. I'm glad that so many of us
Speaker 1: could gather here so closely today. I know it's ridiculous
Speaker 1: to have the microphone question question. Um So, in the book,
Speaker 1: you refer to yourself as Stephanie, but the book is
Speaker 1: written by Pete. Are you in fact? Both Pete and Stephanie. Oh, oh,
Speaker 1: there's some confusion on my part. I uh this this
Speaker 1: was written by Pete Um, but it's my story question,
Speaker 1: So I don't know if you want to talk to
Speaker 1: the writer or Yeah, it's the Barnes and Noble, so
Speaker 1: we'd like to talk to peak. Well, it's just that
Speaker 1: the stories about me and I kind of think if
Speaker 1: you have any questions, i'd be the best to answer them.
Speaker 1: I have a question. I'm I'm shopping here with these
Speaker 1: other two guys. Uh and uh. I just kind of
Speaker 1: got stuck with them, so I didn't read the book.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be in a bookstore, but I
Speaker 1: need to stay close to these two guys. Oh look,
Speaker 1: Mark Twain, let's check that up. Come on, Okay, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: Still I still need to get some pastas. So I
Speaker 1: guess that wasn't a question for me. Um. I don't know, okay, Stephanie, Stephanie, Hey,
Speaker 1: I just was in there when for the book? Who
Speaker 1: for the book? Uh? Extra read? I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: So nervous. I can't believe I'm talking to actually the
Speaker 1: actual Stephanie from the book. This is amazing. Uh uh
Speaker 1: these are sorry, these are the six people I'm with
Speaker 1: right now. We're all tether it together on these bungee cords.
Speaker 1: Show here, show your penis. Show. One of the guys
Speaker 1: with me is a psychopaths, so he's just kind of
Speaker 1: the roll of dice, you know. But you know, I
Speaker 1: really think he shut up if he just showed me
Speaker 1: your penis. I'm I'm not gonna do that. I'm in
Speaker 1: them all. I'm not gonna He's really bothering me a
Speaker 1: lot more than just seeing your penis for a second. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what, step this is crazy. I'm so sorry
Speaker 1: it's gonna be and I don't know these guys circumstances,
Speaker 1: but I got two tickets from whenever this is over.
Speaker 1: I got the Bengals Titans game whenever they're rescheduled. So
Speaker 1: if you want to come, but feel free, uh I
Speaker 1: I you know. I yeah. So I'm Brad. That's Tommy
Speaker 1: right there. We're right here with you. I am so sorry.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm part of We're all tethered. We're
Speaker 1: part of this is a crew. Yeah, yeah, my bad. Uh, Stephanie,
Speaker 1: if you still want to, you know whatever, you now
Speaker 1: you might be wondering what happened to Pete, right, because
Speaker 1: you probably read the book right, Yeah, he's he's the author,
Speaker 1: he's the one who just right, So it was it
Speaker 1: was first it was me and Stephanie. That was me,
Speaker 1: Stepan and Tommy. Then Sandra joined and then Sandra was
Speaker 1: in love with Pete. Now, as you know in the books,
Speaker 1: Andrew died and Pete is now we don't know where
Speaker 1: he is. Yeah, he was running the coven that Sandra
Speaker 1: was in. And then there's a lot of like lost
Speaker 1: boys kind of metaphor, or was kind of sight into that.
Speaker 1: But that was pretty fun. Where the hell are we?
Speaker 1: Where the hell are we? Sorry? Sorry, one of my
Speaker 1: guys just woke up. All right, I just WoT to go.
Speaker 1: What's happening? We gotta go. We're gonna he's about to
Speaker 1: get crazy. Alright, a psycho here. I'm tied to a psycho.
Speaker 1: Liz and gentlemen, this just in Action five News. Dr
Speaker 1: Fauci has released a statement that says, if you are
Speaker 1: tethered to anybody, now is the time to release them.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, this pandemic is over to the to
Speaker 1: say you're goodbyes. And really, if I may really take
Speaker 1: a moment to say goodbye to those who to the
Speaker 1: world because you never know. He's an anti closer. And
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is now is the time to distance yourselves.
Speaker 1: Can't around those who want to come near you. Put
Speaker 1: your hands out, spin in the circle and free. I'm
Speaker 1: free of disease. Free Here that's a shitty rifle. Where
Speaker 1: did you get it? This is the time, And gentlemen,
Speaker 1: I went to a grocery store. I was with other people.
Speaker 1: They wanted Coke's first. We just this is the last
Speaker 1: cut the tethers that have been keeping you together. Run
Speaker 1: through the streets, specially away from everybody, and say so
Speaker 1: Tommy Pratt, I think it's time that we untether ourselves
Speaker 1: from each other. We don't need to be this close anymore. Okay,
Speaker 1: well I was doing this my choice too. Oh sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's been wonderful and it's been fun. But
Speaker 1: just the Bengals Titan game. And I don't think there's
Speaker 1: enough tickets for you too. Oh, it's just Sander dying
Speaker 1: and I don't know where Pete is. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: it's pretty sad. What what the hell, what the hell's
Speaker 1: going on? She's we had picked up. This guy, the
Speaker 1: male front guy. What's all, Hey, buddy, you're free. You
Speaker 1: can go, you can go now. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: want to get the moronavirus. No, it's it's done. It's done.
Speaker 1: Oh ship, Look outside, Look at everyone's dropping their their
Speaker 1: ropes and their chains, and everybody's putting on masks and
Speaker 1: staying six ft away. Get off me. You think that
Speaker 1: will work? And that's our show for today. It's the
Speaker 1: Jew wrap up. Let's thank all of our optimist for
Speaker 1: being here, starting with Dr James Heney Jimmy James. Oh, well,
Speaker 1: thanks for having me here today. Uh, it's been a pleasure.
Speaker 1: We have been tweaking what we're doing on Wednesday nights
Speaker 1: with Bear Supply. I think we're finding a new groove
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Speaker 1: it out, loved it, Christova Rod's Yep, thank you everybody.
Speaker 1: I love you guys. Happy to be here. Um, that's
Speaker 1: all I got today, fair enough. A tool saying thank
Speaker 1: you so much for joining us, Thanks, thanks, thanks for
Speaker 1: having me. I made fun of Chris's background earlier, but
Speaker 1: now I realized I'm wearing blue on blue, so in
Speaker 1: your face, in your face a tool? Any any final
Speaker 1: words on this last week's below Deck And I'm having
Speaker 1: so much better of a time with this crew and
Speaker 1: where it's going. I impressed with twenty year olds having
Speaker 1: a six figure vacation. I gotta I gotta jump in here.
Speaker 1: A tool. Yeah, you know, there was a time before
Speaker 1: you were guesting where Kevin Wanta asked me below deck
Speaker 1: question questions and then you came on one time and
Speaker 1: it was like, are you gonna ask me a question,
Speaker 1: and now it's just become your segment and I'm here
Speaker 1: for it. I just want to sit it out out.
Speaker 1: I take that sitting down and I resemble that comment.
Speaker 1: Um we all, we all do love her. And by
Speaker 1: the way, Joey alleged also be a below Deck fan.
Speaker 1: I watch it. I just I just don't give a
Speaker 1: shit about it. I do want to say. A couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago, there was a condom ad that rolled
Speaker 1: at the beginning of our show, and I want to
Speaker 1: get if I don't know how to do this, if
Speaker 1: we have to comment on the thing, or we can
Speaker 1: get this is a call to action, as they say,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get James. He need to be the spokesman.
Speaker 1: Jimmy had James. Jimmy James can be the spokesman for
Speaker 1: that condom advertise. I just think it'd be to But what,
Speaker 1: Joe You write the copy and James will read it
Speaker 1: and then we'll go after them for some money after
Speaker 1: fact your dog show your dog Well, it's it's just
Speaker 1: I don't want to say anything bad because they are
Speaker 1: an advertiser and I won't see anything bad. But it's
Speaker 1: just a lot to talk about princized penises and shapes
Speaker 1: and like company doesn't. That's what a condom company does.
Speaker 1: It's called inclusion. James. Wow, Let's thank our engineering producer
Speaker 1: of the stars, Mr Doug Bane. Fine, folks, and I
Speaker 1: heart media. I'm your host, Kevin Pollack reminding you to
Speaker 1: please be kind to each other and wear a masks
Speaker 1: when you go outside now more than depending on when
Speaker 1: you're listening to this, but yeah, let's be kind of
Speaker 1: look out for each other for a change. What the
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Speaker 1: and perhaps an area of improvement for Joey Greer. Until
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