Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode Alchemy. It is COVID nineteen.
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Speaker 1: Any memories from a camping trip come to mind. I've
Speaker 1: never really camped, however, I did set up a tent
Speaker 1: in my friend uh, my best friend in high school
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Speaker 1: a tent there. But there was also like her house
Speaker 1: where she grew up, very little house, and halfway through
Speaker 1: the night I was in that house. For sure. It
Speaker 1: was about this small, very little house. Yeah, but so
Speaker 1: I did not last long in the tent, and that
Speaker 1: was kind of that was my camping memory. That's my
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Speaker 1: thought was reasonable. You all are great suggestion follows a
Speaker 1: person goes to the wilderness or some piece for some
Speaker 1: piece and quiet, and continues to have their solitude interrupted
Speaker 1: by various deities or entities that assume they are on
Speaker 1: a vision quest. Cheers Jared Robertson. Yes, if you just
Speaker 1: take this path down here or you're right here, yeah,
Speaker 1: you'll be able to get to the kid. There's a fort.
Speaker 1: Is it to the left or right? Do we go? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Where which one do we go? Left or right? Honey?
Speaker 1: I got this? I mean sorry, I'm such a fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: She'll be okay, just help us. It's not that big
Speaker 1: a deal. And left or they're right out? Well, I
Speaker 1: mean if you uh howney you writing this down? Oh
Speaker 1: my god? Fuck? Okay, I don't have a pen. I
Speaker 1: don't um so do you have a sharp object. I'll
Speaker 1: just write it right, okay, yeah, I'll just look. I
Speaker 1: got a map right here. Okay, I got a map
Speaker 1: right here, and so just follow this this path here, okay,
Speaker 1: to the left home. Oh there we go, shaver, be sir,
Speaker 1: just tell us left or right? Well? What what do
Speaker 1: you The camping grounds up to the left, okay, and
Speaker 1: that's by a river and on the right, but the
Speaker 1: camping grinds the grounds on the right. We don't want
Speaker 1: the grinds, man, You just want the grounds. Okay, just
Speaker 1: be careful that this is a sacred area and I
Speaker 1: gotta go. I have to go. Oh okay, well, according
Speaker 1: to oh no, what happened? What would you do? What
Speaker 1: did you do so much that the line has now
Speaker 1: been completely distorted by the rest of my blood? Are
Speaker 1: you trying to attract wild animals? Stop leading? I was
Speaker 1: just trying to I was just trying to take notes.
Speaker 1: You asked me to take notes. I was trying to
Speaker 1: take notes. Intention so stupid. You're not stupid, honey. You're
Speaker 1: the greatest. You're the best. You are. You're like the
Speaker 1: Statue of Liberty without all the rusty. Yeah, you stand
Speaker 1: for something, um treaty us. You gotta go on a
Speaker 1: vision question, my man, you're you're really just your hold
Speaker 1: up in your room. You're you're not doing anything. You
Speaker 1: gotta go on a vision question. The guys have talked
Speaker 1: about it. You're you're just you're really are down here
Speaker 1: right now. You gotta go. Why am I a downer
Speaker 1: because you're not doing much? Manka, I mean you're the
Speaker 1: god of of like playful whispers, and now playful whispers
Speaker 1: have been happening. You know, it's like, come on, get
Speaker 1: down there and do something. Look, people just start looking
Speaker 1: for playful whispers. Enough, did you drink all these mountain dews?
Speaker 1: I did? The due Man haven't slept in months. God
Speaker 1: damn it. This is sick. This is disgusting. Look at this.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, can't I just record record some playful
Speaker 1: whispers and we can just leave him on a loop
Speaker 1: in the woods. That's how it works. You. You gotta
Speaker 1: be in the moment with these people. Okay, if the
Speaker 1: mortals stopped praying to us, we go away. Okay, we
Speaker 1: go away. The mortals will still playing that still prage
Speaker 1: to Tyreseus. Yes they are, okay, but there as many,
Speaker 1: I promise you. Okay, now, look, just put the Xbox
Speaker 1: controlling them for a second, and just when you just
Speaker 1: get down there, please and do something. I got a
Speaker 1: hot game of Mario Kart going bro. I look, you
Speaker 1: you hacked into that Xbox and you're able to play
Speaker 1: Nintendo games on it. That's cool? Yeah, all right, that's cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean god, uh knock knock, hey, hey, campers, I'm
Speaker 1: right next. I'm on the site next to you. That's
Speaker 1: my tent right there, visitor, we have a neighbor hid there. Mr. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling sensing a little uh aggressiveness here. I just
Speaker 1: want to let you know that tonight is the Night
Speaker 1: of meteors Um. So you know, I come out here
Speaker 1: once a year at this exact uh, the same site,
Speaker 1: at the same time, and I think it's a good
Speaker 1: time to turn over a new leaf. If you have
Speaker 1: something you're looking forward to or you want to achieve
Speaker 1: in your life. Are you trying to say like we're
Speaker 1: not achieving things? Because that's what I'm hearing. That's really
Speaker 1: hard to swallow from a stranger, and because it seems
Speaker 1: astute to be I'm going to be honest. We're both
Speaker 1: being honest. Okay, Um, that's really nice, yes, if I mean,
Speaker 1: if I'm being honest, I felt I felt a little
Speaker 1: disruption over here. Frankly, Frankly, did I not pee all
Speaker 1: the way around our camp site? Sir? Yeah? Something is
Speaker 1: broken in you, that's right, story, Something is broken in you,
Speaker 1: and you can use tonight, the Night of the Meteors
Speaker 1: to heal. And I invite you to do so keep talking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just I don't know what the hell
Speaker 1: is going on. But this is this is the third
Speaker 1: party I brought over to the trailhead that just cut
Speaker 1: themselves to write on a map. I don't know what
Speaker 1: the hell is going on. I just whoa, whoa. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, it seems like, oh, don't talking when you
Speaker 1: got food in the mouth. Yeah, it's just so wild
Speaker 1: to me. I'm like, no one has a pen anymore,
Speaker 1: and and even on their phone, no one writes things down.
Speaker 1: It's just this weird. Excuse me, sorry to bother you.
Speaker 1: Was that Michael McDonald you just told there's chewing? Yes,
Speaker 1: it was. Oh man, I think he's such a great
Speaker 1: recording as just such a unique voice. You know, it
Speaker 1: kind of sounds like he's yawning when he sings or
Speaker 1: maybe chewing. Yeah, he's Michael McDonald. It was. It was
Speaker 1: Michael McDonald him right, What a special time for us.
Speaker 1: It really is pretty incredible. So do y'all need something
Speaker 1: that you came back over to the ranger shed. Do
Speaker 1: you have any beans canna beans? Maybe we would love
Speaker 1: some beans we got in the How do you know
Speaker 1: beans in the woods there's beans in the woods that
Speaker 1: seems to sounds like another singer. I can't put my
Speaker 1: finger on it. Okay, all right, I'm an idiot. So
Speaker 1: if you drive about two miles outside of the entrance,
Speaker 1: right over here, there is like just a little uh
Speaker 1: you know, mom and pop shop at their trading post.
Speaker 1: You can get you can and all the simple items.
Speaker 1: Who course, whose mom and pomp are they? It's important
Speaker 1: to us that we don't go to a bad person's
Speaker 1: parents house. And it's just two miles up under the
Speaker 1: right hand side, you'll see it. And they've got so
Speaker 1: they've got Oh, hello earth, Oh, hello dirt, Hello, trees, Hello, mountains, sky, Hello,
Speaker 1: it is me. It is me Terence. I'm here today
Speaker 1: to set intentions, release them into the world. Maybe they
Speaker 1: will attach to a meteor. There are You're the guy
Speaker 1: I'm spos been talking to. Holy shit, Hello, Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is me, the god Tyresius. I hear you. I don't
Speaker 1: see you. Yeah, I'm the god of playful whispers. That's
Speaker 1: I'm in your ear right now. Oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: working right, all of my all of all of the chants,
Speaker 1: and my, my, my crystals. Is this what's happening. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: your crystals to do ship. But I'm actually supposed to be.
Speaker 1: There's a couple that's here, I'm yeah, you know who
Speaker 1: they are? Yeah, yeah, they're they're right over there. I
Speaker 1: think they just went into town. Um. I'm so glad
Speaker 1: you're here because they them by promising beans in the woods.
Speaker 1: Like that's I'm a little off my game. Oh do
Speaker 1: you hear that? Wait? Wait, what do you hear? I
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe I'm just hearing you heard that right?
Speaker 1: Or is that also in my head? Look, I don't
Speaker 1: know what gods you have in your head. Man. You
Speaker 1: know I'm always responsible for myself. Good thing. Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you're here today. As you know, tonight
Speaker 1: is the night of the meteors, right, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: knew that. So um, I'll be sending my intentions out
Speaker 1: into the world and I think, yeah, that couple in
Speaker 1: the camps that next to me could really use your help.
Speaker 1: Maybe you should just like hang out over the air.
Speaker 1: Can you be honest with me? Brou are people still
Speaker 1: praying to me Tyresius the god of playful Whispers? Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're being honest. Yeah, yeah, that's what I want. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's be I've actually I've never heard of you specifically,
Speaker 1: but I think prayer is making to come back in general,
Speaker 1: you know, I think people are getting more spirit. How
Speaker 1: has your reference lift? Well? Of course, besides, I think
Speaker 1: that's a very good idea and that we can obviously
Speaker 1: move forward in that. Can the council agree everyone to
Speaker 1: just agree? Yea move forward? Uh? Tsius, what are you
Speaker 1: doing back? I didn't work man, Uh that couple like
Speaker 1: I couldn't get them to go into the fucking woods,
Speaker 1: you know. And anyway, so I just had my my
Speaker 1: Mario Kart game saved on my tricked out Xbox, and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I just wanted to if I may, I
Speaker 1: thought you were instructed to go on your own vision
Speaker 1: in quest. Why would a god go on a vision quest?
Speaker 1: Ask yourself that question again? Is that an entire case
Speaker 1: of a mountain dew a new case amountains too much?
Speaker 1: I don't do Besides, one, where would you do that?
Speaker 1: Just get out of the water, forget. I don't know
Speaker 1: what is sick as one of the gods here. I
Speaker 1: suggest that Tyresius does say that we know you're one
Speaker 1: of the You're one of the gods. What do you
Speaker 1: say that like that? I feel like you don't know which.
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't get the respect I deserve. No,
Speaker 1: there's there's thousands of thousands of gods, and you can
Speaker 1: name like two of them. There's Yeah, okay, that's not
Speaker 1: that what you laughing. I'm actually really enjoying this mom
Speaker 1: and pop shop. No one here, I mean, just the lovely,
Speaker 1: lovely man behind the counter. But the A C feels nice,
Speaker 1: it does, it feels great, and I'm super glad and
Speaker 1: relieved that there's no mom and or pop. It's just
Speaker 1: a guess the term I hate people at a certain age.
Speaker 1: You know, if you're older than me, you're reminding me
Speaker 1: of my own mortality and I don't want to deal
Speaker 1: with that. Die just die already. I feel like we're
Speaker 1: finally connecting, you know, just me and you and a
Speaker 1: can of beans. You guys are gonna buy it and
Speaker 1: think you can't just stand at the store. You're gonna
Speaker 1: buy beans? It must be yeah, you heard her. And
Speaker 1: on the subject, why don't you open the cash register?
Speaker 1: Old timers, this is a stick up. Mm hmm. Give
Speaker 1: us all the money. I mean, you gotta at least
Speaker 1: provide some sort of weapon. I'm not just gonna give
Speaker 1: you my fucking money. Really, this attitude is not enough
Speaker 1: for you. What was that? Look at how sharp my
Speaker 1: teeth are. From my own teeth, I can see this
Speaker 1: to you in a second. Better, put the money is
Speaker 1: in my pants. Put the money in my pants. Ah,
Speaker 1: I don't sorry, I I know karate, So that is
Speaker 1: actually not that's STU gonna do it your sharp teeth.
Speaker 1: I'll just pop, Hey, pop, how old are you? Sixty somethings?
Speaker 1: As you think it's not that old? How are you
Speaker 1: unclear in the exact number. Well, it's the first of all,
Speaker 1: there's an age that I tell people. I amn't. There's
Speaker 1: an age that I am, and I'm not gonna tell
Speaker 1: you which is which. We're not here to judge you,
Speaker 1: we're here to rob you. Give us the fucking cash. Dude,
Speaker 1: we're in our gonna have to show me more than
Speaker 1: sharp teeth. Put it in my pants. I'm gonna buy
Speaker 1: your juggular. Put something in her pants right now, old man,
Speaker 1: put the money in my pants. Come on, baby, come on,
Speaker 1: I want to tell you that the shoot is the
Speaker 1: first time you said open the register. I hit the
Speaker 1: red button so you may have from Staples. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: looks like there's a Michael, there's a something flashing here
Speaker 1: from the I don't know what the hell this button
Speaker 1: goes to or what for? You see this ship? Are
Speaker 1: you still eating? We see our rou Jesus, did you
Speaker 1: just started eating when you got so? Get off? Don't
Speaker 1: get in my ear when you're eating. Okay, God, damn man,
Speaker 1: you know I'm just talking about this. What the button? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know where this is the light? I don't
Speaker 1: know what the look. You know, I'm thinking about this man,
Speaker 1: And you know, I love the wilderness. I love being
Speaker 1: out here. But we're getting a lot of like weird
Speaker 1: people coming lately, and it's really harsh in my vibe.
Speaker 1: I'm really thinking I'm gonna take some six days, six
Speaker 1: days to get out of here deeper in the woods. Huh,
Speaker 1: what can I be honest with you, I'm a wolf.
Speaker 1: I expected that. All the shitting inside and all the hair,
Speaker 1: I thought so, Michael McDonald's a wolf. That scene one
Speaker 1: all the shooting, shouting cubs from McGee, who wrote Hello
Speaker 1: alchemistsman demeanor offenders, buzz me in, guys, look for a
Speaker 1: new Job needs to go on the two disc Greatest
Speaker 1: Hits album. Oh a review. I see if you guys
Speaker 1: made a vinyl, I would buy it. I nearly crashed
Speaker 1: my unicycle over Craig's button. I'll fucking cut you with
Speaker 1: this tin can. Anyways, here's a scene, y'all. It's training
Speaker 1: day in the evidence room and we're missing a switchblade
Speaker 1: dipped in LSD. Best McGee, so sorry, can you repeat that? Yeah? Sure,
Speaker 1: no problems. So we Every item that's on the shelves
Speaker 1: needs to be written down here in the in the book.
Speaker 1: In that way, there's an inventory. You got there, Jimmy,
Speaker 1: looks like I've got some soiled pants, right, got a
Speaker 1: can of beans, and uh, I got this knife here?
Speaker 1: Careful in l s D. Come again. That knife is
Speaker 1: dipped in LSD. It's completely codd. What does that mean
Speaker 1: to me? Because don't touch it. If you prick yourself
Speaker 1: on that thing, you're gonna get high as hell. Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, that is that the knife from the acid killer? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. He stabs people to death and as
Speaker 1: they're dying, they start tripping. It's fucking wild, wild, George,
Speaker 1: aren't you retiring today? What are you doing back. Today
Speaker 1: is my last day, my last day in the evidence room.
Speaker 1: What could go wrong? Should I be writing that down? Down?
Speaker 1: That's it the trainee. Ye take it over from me?
Speaker 1: Huh hopefully? Yeah? Hard Oh sorry, George, that's Buckskin. Buckskin.
Speaker 1: This here's George. He's the one that's retiring. Nice to
Speaker 1: meet you, George Buckskin to Luth, nice to meet you. Well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: every one of these items here in the evidence room
Speaker 1: tells its own story. Yeah, and I'm going to make
Speaker 1: up each one. I've got a great imagination, okay, but
Speaker 1: they're actually tied to a real case. So well exactly,
Speaker 1: but who's But how do you even know which which
Speaker 1: door to go through if someone doesn't present you an option?
Speaker 1: You know, everything's labeled and marked clearly exactly, and I'm
Speaker 1: here to label and mark them with pizzas well. It
Speaker 1: looks like the new generation is wear good hands. Hey, Carl,
Speaker 1: I was it was fun being in the same car
Speaker 1: with you today, same squad car. Enjoyed that? That That was
Speaker 1: I enjoyed that. Yeah, me too. It's nice you beginning
Speaker 1: a new partnership. I don't think I don't think that's
Speaker 1: necessary if you think about it, what don't think that's necessary.
Speaker 1: Why don't I don't want to partner? I like you.
Speaker 1: I'm just a transferable partner. Guy. I'm running around the station.
Speaker 1: I work with everybody, so I know, I know, I
Speaker 1: know that's that. I feel like that should stop, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah? I like my job, you know,
Speaker 1: I like what I do. I get to meet everybody
Speaker 1: on the Forestay, you know you're good at it. Excuse me,
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be tagging in for an officer. Um,
Speaker 1: that's me. All right, I'm out of here. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: a pleasure, right. That fun? Fun? My? How's you go? Wow?
Speaker 1: It's going good. This is you're my I guess you're
Speaker 1: my fourth partner, just getting rotated out. But they say
Speaker 1: that this is gonna be my permanent one. Hey, check
Speaker 1: this out. I'm a I'm a crooked cop. Oh a
Speaker 1: few of us here, because a few of us here.
Speaker 1: And if you want to be part of the crew,
Speaker 1: you gotta do something. You understand. But but what do
Speaker 1: you mean you just sucking straight up told him like that.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? What do you mean you said
Speaker 1: that we were losing numbers and we needed numbers, no ship,
Speaker 1: but you gotta involve them, and you gotta get doing
Speaker 1: them first. Before you do. You gotta make him take
Speaker 1: some money, hasn't I told him he has. He hasn't
Speaker 1: steal one item from the evidence locker. He's not gonna
Speaker 1: do that, you dumb. You gotta make it. Jesus fucking Christus.
Speaker 1: I started a Facebook page for crooked Cops. Thanks George,
Speaker 1: Thanks George. Hey, we're gonna miss you, by the way,
Speaker 1: you are such a key component to how we do
Speaker 1: this ship. Okay, yeah, and sorry, sorry, I get a
Speaker 1: little stuffing stuck in my throat there, so all right, No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm okay. I think he's holding back tears
Speaker 1: because he's said it's his last day and all. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I get that. George. We're gonna miss you. Man, it's
Speaker 1: been good being a crooked cop all these years. I
Speaker 1: want you to know, we talked about shooting you in
Speaker 1: the back of the head and we decided not to
Speaker 1: do it. I still I still think we should. I
Speaker 1: think it's a bag. I guess I won't know until
Speaker 1: it happens, that's right, Oh my god. Anyway, not a
Speaker 1: lot of not a lot of traction on the Facebook
Speaker 1: group so far, but I get some invites out and
Speaker 1: maybe we shouldn't organize in this way, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Maybe we shouldn't have a name. Listen all
Speaker 1: that on on like a pub. Do you remember George
Speaker 1: Canston from high school? Do you remember? Yeah? He just
Speaker 1: Facebook friended me seriously. Yeah, he invited me to a
Speaker 1: group like for cops or something. So what is he?
Speaker 1: Lemon lemonade? Yeah? Um, two lemonades. I'm just gonna order
Speaker 1: for you, okay, Yes, I mean I have them, so
Speaker 1: I just bring around lemonades. Do you want? Oh? Then yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, come back. Somebody's clear. I literally was going
Speaker 1: to order that, So I'll come back. I'll come back.
Speaker 1: Just give can you make mine and Arnold Palmer whatever
Speaker 1: that is? Yes? Can I have my lemonade. I'll just
Speaker 1: come back with you. I'll just come back with the
Speaker 1: orderde it's right there. It's in your hands, right, But
Speaker 1: I mean, you know you wanted a normal Palmer, so
Speaker 1: I'll just come back with that. Okay, thank you. What
Speaker 1: is her problem? She's got a big she's a chip
Speaker 1: on her fucking shoulder. She Yeah, Now it's yours and
Speaker 1: you have to carry that. That's not okay. No, it's
Speaker 1: not okay. When you throw that out there, it sticks.
Speaker 1: What was the group that George something cops. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but like he's looking kind as fun. That's the thing
Speaker 1: like back then, Yeah, lemonade if it's mixed together. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you wanted normal palmer and you wanted to surely,
Speaker 1: and I just wanted to lemonade. Honestly, I'm just thirsty,
Speaker 1: So I'll take anything. If you want to give you
Speaker 1: a shully temple, I'll take it. Such a tabby right
Speaker 1: back with your order. H Hi there, um, Buckskin? Is it? Buckskin? Hey?
Speaker 1: Nice to me, and you're welcome, Thank you, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. I'm here to check out a couple of
Speaker 1: items from Ben two four two and forty two. Ways
Speaker 1: to kill a snake You can. You can throw a
Speaker 1: rake at all, right off your tails. You can. If
Speaker 1: you can just hand out their venom, they have a
Speaker 1: sense of defense and then they die naturally because they
Speaker 1: can no longer defend like that. You can just hand
Speaker 1: me that crap right behind you, Mark two. I gotta
Speaker 1: grab a couple of things. Sure, no problem, this great,
Speaker 1: right here here we go. Here you are, Buckskin, I
Speaker 1: can I can step in and take over this. You're
Speaker 1: gonna tap me out? Yeah, yeah, I'm tapping you out
Speaker 1: a problem boy. Sorry, Chip, that was almost a close one.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. The hell, George, you still got you still
Speaker 1: gonna finish this day out here? Right? Gottsh this day?
Speaker 1: It's already felt like it's It's been a long one.
Speaker 1: But hey, I think I made a mistake on that
Speaker 1: Crooked Cups Facebook invite. I think I said it to
Speaker 1: to a lumps of my high school rather than known
Speaker 1: crooked cops. Jesus Christ, George, I don't know. I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm not good on social media. I should not have
Speaker 1: been in charge of that. I don't listen. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say something kind of weird here. Okay, what I bet
Speaker 1: people from your past like what they see? Because George,
Speaker 1: you've kept yourself up. I've gotta I've gotta be honest.
Speaker 1: I'm in good shape. You're just you're in good shape.
Speaker 1: You know you're in good shape? What you have me? What'
Speaker 1: you me too? Four? Two? I gotta take a couple
Speaker 1: of hundred buck a rhn. No, he's out of there,
Speaker 1: if you know what I mean, George, George, you gotta
Speaker 1: have chief for police. Come on my office, I got
Speaker 1: someone tell you. Yeah, what is it, Chief, I'll tap
Speaker 1: back in in the evidence room. Yeah, just just take
Speaker 1: over for me there. Who the hell is that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a it's a new bee as she's taken over
Speaker 1: for me. I don't like new faces. Listen, George, I
Speaker 1: know today's the last day you're supposed to be returned,
Speaker 1: but um, is this where I get the cake? Chief?
Speaker 1: You don't have any cakes, There's no I was supposed
Speaker 1: to give you a little bracelet ind or a necklace,
Speaker 1: but I decided not to do that. I don't want
Speaker 1: to bracelet. Well, what we decided to get you, George,
Speaker 1: is an ankle bracet okay, anklet on ankle bracelet Okay.
Speaker 1: And I want to offer you a an extension. I
Speaker 1: don't want you to retire. George. Well, everything's all set
Speaker 1: in stone. You know. I'm uh my, the wife and
Speaker 1: I are going on a trip to to Honduras. Well
Speaker 1: what what what else? Precinct announcement? Precinct announcement, George. Congratulations.
Speaker 1: By the way, all officers be on the lookout for
Speaker 1: three little kids in a trench coat impersonating the chief
Speaker 1: of police. That's all that's disturbing. George. Uh, I want
Speaker 1: to offer you an extension on your job. What do
Speaker 1: you say to fifteen more years in? Chief? It's a
Speaker 1: ninety degree day? How can we wearing a trench coat inside?
Speaker 1: It's hot, it's hot, it's not hot. I like to
Speaker 1: it's let's do this degree day. It's not an let's
Speaker 1: do this, Let's do that, storre, let's do this. Why
Speaker 1: don't we Why don't we talk later? Okay? What what's
Speaker 1: my name on the squad? Chief? I'm hungry? Squad? Forgive me?
Speaker 1: Moving like a snake? Um? I think it is ok?
Speaker 1: Your three kids in her trench coat? All right, I'll
Speaker 1: take that anklet now, uh? Books, you got a list
Speaker 1: of the items that were in two four two? Because
Speaker 1: I'm looking for something that's not here, Oh yeah, of
Speaker 1: course I do. I'll check my log. You're looking for anything?
Speaker 1: In particular, I'm looking for a switch blade knife covered
Speaker 1: in L S D. Absolutely in the sky with diamonds.
Speaker 1: Switch blade, switch blade covered in L S D. Somebody
Speaker 1: took that blade stuck it up the puss of a
Speaker 1: woman named Lucy while she was dripping in diamonds she's
Speaker 1: wearing nothing but jewels, and she is having a good time.
Speaker 1: It is a whole knife, and it did not hurt
Speaker 1: her at all. It was, in fact pleasurable. But I take,
Speaker 1: I keep taking in Jesus Christ, Oh God, I am
Speaker 1: so sorry. She is not gonna work out. The knife's missing?
Speaker 1: What the knife? It's not in there? Yeah? But then
Speaker 1: then the knife was just in two for two. George,
Speaker 1: I'm you know, I'm I'm the one who's killing all
Speaker 1: these people with that goddamn knife. I don't have I
Speaker 1: lose my home, kimmick. I mean, you can't just dip
Speaker 1: another knife. And no, you know that it has to
Speaker 1: be that right, what does like metal tongs involved? You
Speaker 1: gotta dip it? Also? Alright, alright, okay, it's hard to
Speaker 1: get a bad I had a crazy day. Are sure
Speaker 1: you have? By the way, what do you have? What
Speaker 1: do you have? An hour and a half left? I
Speaker 1: got aout an hour and a half and then I retired.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, guys, I'm really sorry. I was trying to
Speaker 1: do that bad thing for you, and um I gotta return.
Speaker 1: This is nine if back to bucksk and but something's
Speaker 1: wrong with me. Ever since I started bondling the knife
Speaker 1: that she handed me. I've been hearing I don't know,
Speaker 1: God voices, I'm getting too old for this ship. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think I'm gonna get in trouble. All right. Um,
Speaker 1: both of us were passing it back and forth between
Speaker 1: each other, and I believe maybe she passed some sort
Speaker 1: of bad spirit to me because I'm hearing that's why
Speaker 1: she's talking so crazy. George, I think they're both tripping.
Speaker 1: They're both tripping, George. Did you handle the knife today? Cela? So?
Speaker 1: I mean straight up, there are lots of hot dudes
Speaker 1: in this group, right, Not just thank you. I know
Speaker 1: that you I can get. I want to thank you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just like maybe a little flat let me just get
Speaker 1: oh popped out a little bit. That was crazy and
Speaker 1: I didn't hate it, Chila. Yeah, I don't want to
Speaker 1: offend you. It's never my intention. I don't want to
Speaker 1: do that. Only you, only to praise you. I love you.
Speaker 1: I know that you've been single for too long. Okay,
Speaker 1: something date with me? Hello a hot cop. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry to have you both waiting for so long. Um,
Speaker 1: just to let you know, I'm the manager here at
Speaker 1: Embargoes uh, it looks like there might have been a
Speaker 1: waiter who was actually three kids stacked on top of
Speaker 1: each other. I'm not uh so you know, if that happened,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Anyway, does anything I can get you?
Speaker 1: Please let me know? First round of sauce, appetizers. I'm
Speaker 1: happy to bring something out. Can I get some fucking lemonade?
Speaker 1: And I would kill for On Palmer and Arnold Palmer? Sure? Yeah,
Speaker 1: me and maybe both testicles belong in your pants. Jesus
Speaker 1: just tuck them in, because honestly, to three, it's not
Speaker 1: the one that I want to see. This is how
Speaker 1: we do it in on bargoes. Okay, so like one
Speaker 1: balls low, Hey, George, h listen, minutes left. We know,
Speaker 1: we know you got the eight the angle bracelet from
Speaker 1: the station. But but me and the other crooked boys here,
Speaker 1: we got you a little something special. I think you
Speaker 1: have to do that. No, no, we we all we
Speaker 1: all chipped in. Uh it's actually I want to turn around.
Speaker 1: It's right, it's right over there, it's right behind you. Okay,
Speaker 1: so just what are we talking? Like six o'clock from
Speaker 1: where I'm looking right now? Just literally want to just
Speaker 1: turn around, Okay, so one eighty. So it's right right
Speaker 1: around there. You're spinning around as a three sixty. Just
Speaker 1: literally turn around, saw nimble. He's such a good shape.
Speaker 1: He can do what he's fit. He's fit well. By way.
Speaker 1: I got a bunch of sixty five year old ladies
Speaker 1: from my high school. They want to join the Perfect
Speaker 1: Cops Facebook group. That scene too, That is in fact
Speaker 1: scene too. Oh babe. Three come source from Patron v
Speaker 1: I P. John Bander, also new to the patron page.
Speaker 1: Thank you John, Hey Kevin, I've got another idea for
Speaker 1: a scene booking the wrong venue for a conference, concert,
Speaker 1: birthday party or whatever. Maybe in front of a landscape
Speaker 1: company or an adult entertainment store. Thank you, John Bender.
Speaker 1: So timely. I want balloons. I want cake that is
Speaker 1: actually made. Okay, Okay, I get it, Okay, all right. Um.
Speaker 1: I want um presents that are honestly bigger than my body. Um. Okay, sweetheart,
Speaker 1: I think I think I've made I think I've made
Speaker 1: a steak. Um okay this. How how hard would it
Speaker 1: be for you to contact all your friends and switch
Speaker 1: up where we're going today? Well? I don't pretty hard.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't let me get itself man, either buy a
Speaker 1: beer or you get the funk out. Thank you. Probably
Speaker 1: we'll take one beer. We'll take one beer. Just put
Speaker 1: and here's my card. One beer and cash only. Man,
Speaker 1: I don't do fucking credit. The government ain't gonna know
Speaker 1: what's going on here. Okay, hold on, let me open
Speaker 1: up this envelope really quick. So I want preasents that
Speaker 1: are bigger than my body. I want all my friends
Speaker 1: to leave inside of the trampoline. I want the bounce
Speaker 1: house to be suspended in That sounds, I mean, that
Speaker 1: sounds a little unrealistic. Right Now, here's a hundred dollar bill. Um,
Speaker 1: just keep the tab open for now. Um, And what
Speaker 1: are the odds? Is this is this fun and SuDS?
Speaker 1: Yeah it is, okay, just making sure that and this
Speaker 1: is three Oaks head quarters of the Fun and Sudge
Speaker 1: outlaw biker game. Is there any possibility that we could
Speaker 1: get like a trampoline or something. Oh, there's a trampoline
Speaker 1: in back. It's my birthday. It's my little sweet pipp
Speaker 1: fucking birthday. Damn you better watching ship fucking language. Whoa,
Speaker 1: I like you cool? She's cool? Watch I like you? Whoa?
Speaker 1: Damn you got some moves Okay, I like you, but
Speaker 1: that old piece of ship you're with it? Or watch
Speaker 1: his fucking mouth. That's my Oh my bad. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you somebody, there's a hundred dollars. Ain't gonna keep
Speaker 1: me quiet. You better keep this money coming. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: break your fucking teeth and shift your legs in your ass.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, how much? Yes? Hello? Four Seasons Landscaping. How
Speaker 1: can I help you? Hi? I'm I'm at a location
Speaker 1: that I I believe that I made an incorrect reservation. Um,
Speaker 1: what's the name? What name is it? Under? Et cender?
Speaker 1: It's under picking up? Picking up? Uh carl picking up? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's me. Okay, I've got your location, three out on
Speaker 1: three Oaks Road. No, yeah, yeah, that's the one. That's
Speaker 1: the one. It's It was supposed to be a kids Sudds,
Speaker 1: SuDS and Funds. I thought it was like a water
Speaker 1: bounce house. I don't know. Um, so you thought that
Speaker 1: the biker bar was for kids. I didn't know it
Speaker 1: was a biker bar at all. So I didn't think
Speaker 1: it was a biker bar for kids. I thought it
Speaker 1: was just a bounce house with Sudds water park. I
Speaker 1: don't kind of SuDS. What those have been for the kids?
Speaker 1: Do you think soup sus sus? So you want the
Speaker 1: kids splash around? And so I thought it sounded like
Speaker 1: it was like a bubble like bubbles and in bounce house. Someone, Well,
Speaker 1: if you could swap this reservation. This guy behind the counter,
Speaker 1: he's looking at me right now. He's pretty aggressive. Put
Speaker 1: him on the phone. Will you would you mind? This
Speaker 1: is my cell phone. I don't think I really want
Speaker 1: to pass Yeah, it's pass it on over to him.
Speaker 1: I think, kay, hold on a second, excuse me? Would
Speaker 1: you mind taking this car? And if you ever do
Speaker 1: L S D, you do it as much as you can.
Speaker 1: And what page interrupts you? But I'm on the phone
Speaker 1: with where I did my bookings. If you wouldn't mind, Hello,
Speaker 1: here you go, Kenny, Kenny, it's stave at a dispatch.
Speaker 1: Oh you do? Damn good? How's uh? How's Carla? Jane?
Speaker 1: She's good, she's good. It wasn't an O D. She
Speaker 1: was just sleeping. She was just sleeping, So it wasn't
Speaker 1: an O D. That's good to hear. Hey, listen, this
Speaker 1: fellow that's standing there in front of he's got his
Speaker 1: daughter with him, is Oh, she's cool as hell. But
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, I want to beat
Speaker 1: the funk out of this guy. Man cut his face
Speaker 1: off a word of fucking god. Fair. Fair, But this
Speaker 1: was what we talked about as part of your parole,
Speaker 1: that you would cut less people. So you know what,
Speaker 1: just kind of So your business is Four Seasons Landscaping,
Speaker 1: that's right, and you are a third party, uh booking
Speaker 1: booking dispatcher. Okay, yeah, so when people are looking to
Speaker 1: book an event or and so they call Four Seasons
Speaker 1: Landscaping and you refer them to the Okay, how can
Speaker 1: I recover you? Business is going great? I'm sorry? Are
Speaker 1: you a journalist? That was an interesting question? How is
Speaker 1: business going? I am? I look, I'm I'm following the
Speaker 1: Trump campaign. Oh, the Trump reelection campaign. It's now two
Speaker 1: years into the Biden administration. The campaign is still going.
Speaker 1: Uh and uh we understand that they're having a press
Speaker 1: conference at at your business today, right that Giuliani fella
Speaker 1: is coming back today and um man, oh man, he's
Speaker 1: like squirrels in your pants crazy. Yeah. Yeah, so you've
Speaker 1: seen him before, well, sure, a couple of years ago,
Speaker 1: two years ago. Yeah, I remember that yeah. He Uh,
Speaker 1: he's funny. I thought he was doing a bit, but
Speaker 1: it turns out he's pretty sincere, which is even weirder.
Speaker 1: I think everybody was under the impression two years ago
Speaker 1: that you were a landscaping company. That's right, and uh
Speaker 1: that location still is. Oh okay, so the original one
Speaker 1: in Philadelphia, the outskirts of Philadelphia does landscaping. That's total
Speaker 1: landscaping next to the prematorium in the porn shop. Hold
Speaker 1: on one second, let me just get let's see, let's
Speaker 1: see who it is. Okay, sure, uh caller, you're on
Speaker 1: with myself and a journalist. Hey, a long time listener,
Speaker 1: first time caller. I just wanted to say, all in all,
Speaker 1: I'm loving this. I think it's so much fun. My
Speaker 1: question is going are we going out right now? It
Speaker 1: was the podcast? Sorry, this is a podcast live streaming. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: My question is to the journalist, you know what when
Speaker 1: you're writing, why you know what's the uh? You know?
Speaker 1: Where where do you get it? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Is there some kind of you know, like you feel
Speaker 1: like God is telling you how to write? You know,
Speaker 1: thanks gonna mute him. So I think somewhere in there
Speaker 1: that might have been a question about where do you
Speaker 1: get it? Well, I I do you know. I don't
Speaker 1: write fiction. I do you know? I I follow actual
Speaker 1: news stories. But I do feel like I have amused,
Speaker 1: like maybe like Terseus. You know, the god of playful
Speaker 1: whispers is sometimes you know, that's the only god I'm
Speaker 1: familiar with. Actually, yeah, yeah, I mean I pray to
Speaker 1: him every day. Yep, A little lady. Yeah, what's your birthday? Right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's my birthday and it's my best friend's birthday too.
Speaker 1: What you didn't do for us? Pivet bitch? Whoa Jesus Christ?
Speaker 1: You know my boy said you were you were good people.
Speaker 1: I see why? How old? You'm fucking eight years old?
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do with it? Eight years old?
Speaker 1: Drop it? You have a fire a gun before? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you think? What do you think? I don't live. No,
Speaker 1: I did not mean to insinuate that you don't live
Speaker 1: a little. You should not elect that what the host
Speaker 1: is huh, Hey, get off me. I was trying to
Speaker 1: have a conversation. Let me tell you something. Coupon. You
Speaker 1: keep working around like this, you're gonna get shut in
Speaker 1: the back of the head. Hey, guys. Hey, guys, I
Speaker 1: want you to calm down in front of my daughter.
Speaker 1: You guys are acting like a I don't know. Listen,
Speaker 1: we don't like you. That guy. Hey, this eleven pounds
Speaker 1: of cocaine ain't gonna unload itself off the truck. Hey,
Speaker 1: new guy, go and load that cocaine. Me. I don't
Speaker 1: know that. You don't embarrass me, It embarrass me. Just
Speaker 1: do it all right, for your birthday. But this is
Speaker 1: it's my birthday. Wish is what I want there, old timer? Okay,
Speaker 1: he does it down. Everybody down on the ground, people
Speaker 1: holding cocaine during the arrest. But you're just okay okay, Ted, Ted,
Speaker 1: let me tag in here, let me tag in Okay, guys,
Speaker 1: I it's my last five minutes as a cop. Uh
Speaker 1: and come on the Fun and Suns gang or they're
Speaker 1: you know, they're not really criminals. I know everything looks
Speaker 1: bad here, Ted, but don't worry. I got this. Can
Speaker 1: we at least get that guy. I need to. One
Speaker 1: guy's gotta get arrested. This gang does look suspicious. I
Speaker 1: don't know this guy. I don't know this guy. You
Speaker 1: touch my dad and you're gonna reek You're gonna reek
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna shoot all over you. Oh my god, business,
Speaker 1: I don't want to reek, Okay, no, no, nor do
Speaker 1: I I'm gonna I'm gonna unload it on you. I've
Speaker 1: been okay, alright, hold on, I'm also a cop here.
Speaker 1: I'm also a cop. So I see I see birthday balloons.
Speaker 1: They kind of remind me of retirement balloons. George. Maybe
Speaker 1: we can spend the last couple of minutes of your
Speaker 1: time on the force celebrating you. Maybe you can turn
Speaker 1: around from one second? I can you fucking cop? You're
Speaker 1: a fucking pick cop? What what the everybody like? Alright, alright,
Speaker 1: turn around like all the way or just like, okay,
Speaker 1: break down. He's doing a split. That old guy spro
Speaker 1: Holy yeah, alright, listen. Undercovered, that's right, I'm undercovered, coupon.
Speaker 1: I don't like guns, I don't eat bad food, I
Speaker 1: don't like to wear leather. I don't like heavy metal. Man,
Speaker 1: I feel like you're just attacking me. What the fuck? Yeah,
Speaker 1: no one else is on that same train athetically. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's a whole culture here man, and like you gotta
Speaker 1: just go after me and my things. Man. Look, the
Speaker 1: point is George is a good cop. He's got thirty
Speaker 1: seconds left till he retires, and we're gonna make sure
Speaker 1: this is a big bus for him on the way out. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: let me let me just turn around. Take a look
Speaker 1: at these balloons that you say are there? Bang he
Speaker 1: shore he shouldn't. He's popping all those balloons with that gun.
Speaker 1: Birthday here here, here, here, here, here, take the gun,
Speaker 1: the gun. There you go. Many are those bullets dipped
Speaker 1: in LSD? So how is the party? Um? You know
Speaker 1: it was? Um, Rebecca, stay out of this. I'm talking
Speaker 1: to my ex time whatever. Um. I I don't know
Speaker 1: where our daughter is. I think she joined a buce
Speaker 1: gay Rebecca st there was a lot of cocaine. Cops
Speaker 1: came and it turned out the cops were working with
Speaker 1: the biker gang and they really loved our daughter with you.
Speaker 1: What is Rebecca? Stay? How did they? Okay, give me
Speaker 1: more clear, I don't know. I think that our daughter
Speaker 1: has joined a bike gang. Like, Rebecca, are you kidding
Speaker 1: me to stay out of it? Okay, Okay, Well what
Speaker 1: have we to? What's my god? I hate you? So
Speaker 1: I don't know what like it's just the first time
Speaker 1: it was with our kid at the panty baseball game
Speaker 1: or the football game, and now it's our daughter and
Speaker 1: it's just I guess I'm just not a good father.
Speaker 1: Hard you're not. She swimming, got divorced. This is okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's calm down. Let's just calm down. Refact. What the funk?
Speaker 1: How is that helpful? Okay? All right, let's okay. So
Speaker 1: the gang has her, the cops has here. What what's
Speaker 1: it's so much that they why did you leave and
Speaker 1: come here? Why didn't they literally made me leave? They
Speaker 1: said I wasn't welcome and they could break my legs
Speaker 1: and shove them down on my spot, or I could
Speaker 1: go uctually, the only I got to huh, and you
Speaker 1: chose to go? Well, I mean she was telling me
Speaker 1: that she was giving me safe passage. It was basically
Speaker 1: only because of our sweet Pee that I was even
Speaker 1: able to leave. So she's running the crimes in the
Speaker 1: kid that's involved police. Now, I don't know if she's
Speaker 1: running it, but she's got enough swede to let me go. Well,
Speaker 1: Mr Julietta, I guess it's just you and me at
Speaker 1: this press conference because the cops have cordoned off all
Speaker 1: access to uh the Four Seasons landscaping? Did you want
Speaker 1: to tell me why we're here? First of all, let
Speaker 1: me just say that that poor at cocksucker was full
Speaker 1: of shit. I knew what was happening the whole time.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was a while ago. Yeah it's been a
Speaker 1: couple of years, I suppose, But what was the question?
Speaker 1: Even more of a pirate? Did? All right? Boss lady,
Speaker 1: you just tell us what to do next, and uh,
Speaker 1: we'll do it. Are you fucking telling me what to
Speaker 1: tell you to do? No? I'm sorry you think you
Speaker 1: can come in here and tell me to tell you
Speaker 1: to do? No? No, and a thing? So your parents
Speaker 1: sent a postcard? Don't talk about my loser parents. Okay?
Speaker 1: If I want to talk about my parents, let's go
Speaker 1: about my parents. It's my daughter's wedding. You can't have
Speaker 1: one favor. Are you coming here? Can you ask me
Speaker 1: to tell you? What? Did you do do? You want me
Speaker 1: to get rid of this guy? Godmother? Please? What? George?
Speaker 1: What do I know? I know? I know I got
Speaker 1: an extension. That's our show for today. Holy cow, that
Speaker 1: was fantastic, Jack. Honestly and truly, I don't want to
Speaker 1: see the Godfather. I want to see the god Mother
Speaker 1: one too, and possibly three. How old was she as
Speaker 1: the Godmother? Just nine? She had just turned nine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she aged quickly. God bless once you got inside the organization,
Speaker 1: Let's thank all of our alchemist starting at Dr James Heeney,
Speaker 1: Jimmy Jangles, thanks for having me. I really am going
Speaker 1: to double down on checking out Twitch dot tv slash
Speaker 1: b S comedy Wednesday nights about eight o'clock. Okay cool,
Speaker 1: Thank you for that, and now please get in the car. Uh. Joey, Gareth,
Speaker 1: thank you as well for being here today. Always a pleasure,
Speaker 1: My goodness, thank you for having me. If people have
Speaker 1: not checked out Ice Spiders on Amazon Prime, I really
Speaker 1: recommend that. It's one of Craig's favorite movies. Thank you
Speaker 1: for that Greg comment, I'm not familiar with it. Adding
Speaker 1: it to Mike you, I guess yes, Uh anything else
Speaker 1: either of you do want to mention I'm COVID free
Speaker 1: as of Monday at twelve four five pm, and uh,
Speaker 1: I don't need that Q tip up my nose and
Speaker 1: into my brain anytime again soon. You aren't those incredibly
Speaker 1: and it's also to varying degrees depending on who's conducting
Speaker 1: the test. They don't seem to have any actual actually
Speaker 1: you know, rules and regulations that they're all following. It
Speaker 1: seems to be on I'm gonna go one quarter of
Speaker 1: the way up, I'm gonna go two thirds. Yeah, completely different.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna push this through the back of your skull. Uh.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's for commercial. You're about the commercial this week? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they don't know what I'm doing since getting the tests,
Speaker 1: So nope, what's the points? When are you shooting? I
Speaker 1: don't need to ask this right now. Well i'll tell you.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you off. Yeah, I don't know fair enough.
Speaker 1: And Jackie, thank you so much for that question, as
Speaker 1: well as being here today. Thank you very much for
Speaker 1: having me. Happy to be here, always a pleasure, real
Speaker 1: fun time. Yeah. Yeah, Folks will find you on the socials,
Speaker 1: they'll find I'm at Jackie Truth. And if you like
Speaker 1: Christmas movies, um uh, the Most Wonderful Pod we're talking
Speaker 1: about bad Christmas movies and we'll be recording again in December.
Speaker 1: Now I'll be hovering at something right, Yeah, the most
Speaker 1: Wonderful Pod is the most wonderful pot of the year.
Speaker 1: Oh sweet, Yeah, alright, christ All Verado. I got nothing.
Speaker 1: I'm just kind of shot that Craig has book two
Speaker 1: commercials now, Um, pretty pretty pretty in such a short
Speaker 1: amount of time, because I feel like I'm doing my
Speaker 1: best when I auditioned and stuff. It's a marathon, buddy. Yeah, Um,
Speaker 1: it's awesome. You can do it. You can do it
Speaker 1: all from home. Just send them in. You know. I've
Speaker 1: been doing I've been doing that. That's the thing is
Speaker 1: that I've been doing that. I've turned down once I've
Speaker 1: gotten I'm done, like six or seven. I was like,
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