Speaker 1: We welcome back to another episode of In Your Host
Speaker 1: Kevin Pollack. Yes that Kevin Pollock's that fan, more like
Speaker 1: knocked me the funk out fan. But I digress. Let's
Speaker 1: be a chain, no particular orders. Say hello to James
Speaker 1: Johnny Stuff gravy Easter. What was your favorite part of
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving supper? Uh? My favorite part of Thanksgiving supper? Uh
Speaker 1: was you know and pick one guess? Oh, God, your head, guess.
Speaker 1: I guess it was the turkey. Even though it was
Speaker 1: the biggest pain in the ass. I enjoyed that part
Speaker 1: of it the most. I it was it was an
Speaker 1: adventure to cook. It was a glorious finishing touch in
Speaker 1: the mouth. I don't know if that's what you're saying.
Speaker 1: The final shot was glorious. Um yeah, how many pounds
Speaker 1: I'd don't know because it was a medium sized turkey
Speaker 1: from from Whole Foods, and I looked for the poundage
Speaker 1: because I wanted to know how long to cook it,
Speaker 1: and it just didn't say, yeah, no, I think it's
Speaker 1: in mediums. I think it did say somewhere on the
Speaker 1: packaging it how to have said the number of pounds?
Speaker 1: It's not? Oh well, I had thrown away the wrapping
Speaker 1: of it, but I had the receipt and the receipt
Speaker 1: was for a medium sized turn and Bingo I believe
Speaker 1: was his name. Oh now, please welcome a tool saying
Speaker 1: not dr saying anything memorable from your Thanksgiving? Um? We
Speaker 1: I'm always a big fan of the sweet corn dish. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't I forget what that's called corn. If I may,
Speaker 1: it's called corn because corn. Yeah, this place we got
Speaker 1: our things given from made a great It's like a
Speaker 1: dessert almost, And so yeah, that's number one. This place.
Speaker 1: You don't want to I think it's st K, but
Speaker 1: I think it goes by Steak. I assume SK the
Speaker 1: Steak Joint. Here's Jackie Deruth. Oh my gosh, closet audio, queen,
Speaker 1: what went right with your Thanksgiving? Um? The Dog Show,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that definitely went right and I always
Speaker 1: enjoy watching it. A big fan of a big dog
Speaker 1: winning and Claire was absolutely massive and the dog winning
Speaker 1: beston show being named Claire. Wow, well, yeah, pretty great,
Speaker 1: thank you for that. And now here's Craig Atkowski with sportsco.
Speaker 1: The Washington football team demolished the Dallas Cowboys yesterday and
Speaker 1: I missed the entire game because I was asleep. Who
Speaker 1: let you have it? Sammy? And last, but no pie.
Speaker 1: If you think him, it's Joey Greer turkey killer. How
Speaker 1: was your Thanksgiving good? No one believes me, but I
Speaker 1: made the turkey two pies, I mean pumpkin and pecans tates.
Speaker 1: How many pounds were your your turkey? Fourteen pounds? Fourteen pounds?
Speaker 1: So how long did it take to cook? I cooked
Speaker 1: that at the three five for about two and a
Speaker 1: half hours. You want to go a hundred and sixty
Speaker 1: five internal temperature one six? I don't know if that
Speaker 1: was enough time. Joey, well whatever, A lot hotter one
Speaker 1: sixty five is all that matters. How you getting no?
Speaker 1: And and let me tell you this, I had to
Speaker 1: like to get the turkey dead up to that weight.
Speaker 1: It's a mission. It is because you gotta keep feeding them.
Speaker 1: You gotta keep feeding. It's just stuff and stuff and
Speaker 1: stuff until it's a hundred sixty five pounds. Let's do
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Speaker 1: Jet g from us. This is this Mr Heeney's residence. Perhaps,
Speaker 1: who may I say? Is calling? Uh? Hi, let me
Speaker 1: get off my phone, look into the ring camera, sir,
Speaker 1: right there on the door knob Hi, Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: a folders coffee. We're just dropping off for a monthly
Speaker 1: fifteen pounds with the coffee. So I just what I
Speaker 1: need to sign for it? I pick up Mr Heeny's
Speaker 1: coffee at Costco. I'm not sure what this is about, sir.
Speaker 1: Could you, uh we just drop it off all right?
Speaker 1: I mean I'm told this is my road. It was identification?
Speaker 1: Sorry sorry ring tour? Is that Mr? Mr? He needs not?
Speaker 1: It's the folders guy. Oh did you order fifteen pounds
Speaker 1: of coffee from Folder? No, that would be ridiculous. You
Speaker 1: get my coffee from from Costcrow. That's ridiculous. I'll handle this, okay,
Speaker 1: handle very well here now Mr Heeny, could you step
Speaker 1: a wake up? I need to private conversation. Okay, sure,
Speaker 1: I'll be out back. Okay where I'll sign this back?
Speaker 1: Let me call you back. I was on the phone,
Speaker 1: so you were on the phone. Okay quick, I need
Speaker 1: to sign the paper before Kevin gets back. Are you Mr?
Speaker 1: I'm James Heeney obviously, Okay. I need this. I've got
Speaker 1: some friends that have been saying that I can only
Speaker 1: have X amount of coffee a week, and I feel
Speaker 1: like if I just get from different places, just give
Speaker 1: me the paper. What's the very first degree? Why what's
Speaker 1: the What does that mean? Well, the access to the
Speaker 1: amount of coffee that I'm allowed to have. You're making
Speaker 1: this take time. If he comes back here, it sees
Speaker 1: that I'm still talking to the folders. Man, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to get my coffee. How much coffee should you have?
Speaker 1: I just curious, what did you bring my fifteen pounds?
Speaker 1: He gets me fifteen pounds from costco. I get fifteen
Speaker 1: pounds from you, and it's not your business. Where else
Speaker 1: I get fifteen pounds? Here's the paper? Oh it's embarrassing. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm James Teeney. I'm a Maxwell guy. Oh h hi,
Speaker 1: um did you bring it? Dolly? Where's where's the coffee? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean it's a pretty big order. So yeah, it's
Speaker 1: in the truck right now. I just wanted to see
Speaker 1: that a human ordered it, that it's not like some
Speaker 1: clerical mistake. Oh no, that's my coffee. Um, I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know either of you guys names, but I
Speaker 1: think we're gonna Did you get balls coffees too? Residence?
Speaker 1: I'm with the Duncan doughnuts. We don't even well, it's pounds,
Speaker 1: I gotta put it, you know, Dolly yeah, I have
Speaker 1: a dolly, but you guys just stay out here. Residence. Shit, yes,
Speaker 1: just a butt ton of boostello over here? Were you? Oh?
Speaker 1: And those are the best. Just just give me one second.
Speaker 1: When you heard it here, and I did record that
Speaker 1: I do have I'm wearing a wire, so I'm sorry
Speaker 1: to have you guys. Who is this? I don't think
Speaker 1: I ordered anything else ife. Oh sorry, guys, this is
Speaker 1: this is what I call fancy coffee. Uh can you
Speaker 1: just hold on one second. I can't take all these
Speaker 1: deliveries without getting my so you know I'm recording this conversation. Residents,
Speaker 1: who is that? You look like a coffee guy. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not a coffee guy. I'm an espresso man. I
Speaker 1: got fifteen thousand pods of espresso. I need to drop
Speaker 1: off here for a thousand. Yeah, I ordered fifteen hundred.
Speaker 1: Well that extra zero means thousand buddies, so I'm dropping
Speaker 1: them all. Excuse me this, residents, E G teeny I
Speaker 1: am yeah. I've got a bunch of pizzas for you,
Speaker 1: Just a bunch of guys named Pete. They all are
Speaker 1: here for you. I'm gonna go inside for one second, James,
Speaker 1: I'm going over your financial records and it just doesn't
Speaker 1: make any sense with hemrgreen money and that just counts. Wait, wait,
Speaker 1: where's your accountant from? My accountant is? He told me
Speaker 1: he's British. That's so crazy because I was looking for
Speaker 1: an accountant and I know that you really like your guy,
Speaker 1: but I just I'm bad with accents, so like want
Speaker 1: this guy. It's hard for me to understand. Where is
Speaker 1: your accent specialist from? My accent specialist is from Belgium.
Speaker 1: It's just Belgium, Belgium. Oh, do you know about sixteen
Speaker 1: thousand dollars to the I R? Honey, I don't know
Speaker 1: what happened. This is the first for me. Uh, No
Speaker 1: one comes to the Jews anymore to have their accounting done.
Speaker 1: It was our It was our entire world with people
Speaker 1: not knowing how to count. And I'm saying there's no
Speaker 1: business this year. We'll blame the British taking all the jobs. Mom, Dad,
Speaker 1: just get in the same room. If you're gonna have
Speaker 1: a conversation, that better it come to that. Bet he's
Speaker 1: doing accounting. Now you're both crazy. You're both crazy. What
Speaker 1: do you want? What t What are you'm doing? I'm
Speaker 1: doing a podcast about it? Counting hold on? So anyways
Speaker 1: we used to buy hand we would separate the different
Speaker 1: income and the expenses and the more. Kenny, we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to cancel your podcast. Fairly nonsensical. What's happening your podcast?
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to cancel it? Yes, your podcast? What
Speaker 1: about it? We're gonna have to cancel. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: to cancel it. It's not like a subscription is something
Speaker 1: like a newspaper. You don't have to cancer you just
Speaker 1: stop listening, Kenny. Oh look, we're gonna have to cancel it. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you understand? First of all, who's wet in your pocket? No?
Speaker 1: I Heart Network here? Okay? Oh your I Heart Network alright,
Speaker 1: makes a big shot. Let me tell you something. If
Speaker 1: I hear one more commercial for Casper Matris, I'm gonna plot. Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean, just don't listen then, Kenny, I don't know
Speaker 1: my point. Okay, m what's all brought you here? Because
Speaker 1: we love you? Okay, We're on your side and we
Speaker 1: want what's best for you. James, all the other Peters,
Speaker 1: we really think that you have a problem. I don't
Speaker 1: have a problem. I don't have listen to Pete. Listen
Speaker 1: to Pete, James slept in two weeks. I think it's
Speaker 1: as heart. That's a heart. That's a sound of a
Speaker 1: heart given up. That's a death rattle. I've heard the
Speaker 1: death rattle? Are there any friends other than us? The Peters? Like?
Speaker 1: Is there anyone who's like a connection with who assistant?
Speaker 1: I think that's in the back. But I think his
Speaker 1: name is Pete. Too helpful. I can't be around a
Speaker 1: dead body. I can't be around a dead what happens?
Speaker 1: Oh god, I just want to eat it. I want
Speaker 1: to eat the body to get rid of the evidence. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think I can't go to jail. Okay, jel going
Speaker 1: to be the worst place natural because, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you don't understand. You don't understand the double jointed. Do
Speaker 1: you know what they do to people who are double jointed?
Speaker 1: Intel They make you kiss your own penis so they
Speaker 1: can watch what. Let's get our attention back to James. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's having a heart attack and he's still drinking coffee.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think we should make him fold
Speaker 1: over and kiss his own penis so that we could
Speaker 1: watch joins, or to put a pin in James and
Speaker 1: check out this kiss. This penis kissing. I just kiss?
Speaker 1: What the hell do you? Somebody get Kevin from the back. Kevin,
Speaker 1: Kevin James, hold on, just s you gotta see this.
Speaker 1: Do it, Seeter, do it? Oh, come on, guys, come on, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: let's get Kevin from the back to look at this
Speaker 1: guy sucking himself up. Okay, I'll go Ken kissing meaning
Speaker 1: the chuck full of nuts? What am I missing? What's happen?
Speaker 1: I'm over here? This guy I committed murder. What are
Speaker 1: you in here for? Oh? I eat a body? Oh
Speaker 1: I eat a body. What I can do with my arm? Oh? God?
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry. That's so. You're sick. Man, you're sick.
Speaker 1: Don't judge me. How did you become my cell mate?
Speaker 1: So I sorge, get me out of this? What's going on?
Speaker 1: And then stop calling me side you freak? Oh this
Speaker 1: guy is a sick Oh this guy? You look at
Speaker 1: this guy? Oh this again. I don't like my cell mate.
Speaker 1: We we can we get it everyone we put in here.
Speaker 1: First of all, stop calling me sides. This isn't sergeant. No,
Speaker 1: I'm sure as fun not a sergeant. Thank you for
Speaker 1: your servants. Yeah, he come here for a second. New guy,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, that's my nightstick. And
Speaker 1: I call him sage. All right, you could double all
Speaker 1: the way over. Look how far this guy goes over.
Speaker 1: His lips are touching his knee. You could probably kiss
Speaker 1: your own pain. Come on, let me get the fellas. Um.
Speaker 1: So we got this coffin for you. Um. And you
Speaker 1: can do really anything with the body, but most people
Speaker 1: just lay it flat. Most people just want the body
Speaker 1: to be resting on its back. Maybe how many cups
Speaker 1: of coffee can we fit in the coffin? He has
Speaker 1: to be buried with twenty seven cups? Um, I think
Speaker 1: it'd be better if we get like a vat, if
Speaker 1: we get like you know, you know what David Blaine
Speaker 1: was in that ice block. Hey, Timmy, can you just
Speaker 1: give me a minute. So seven cups is what we
Speaker 1: need to fit in, sure, and we can put them
Speaker 1: in liquid or solid whichever we Oh, the cups can
Speaker 1: be empty, we he just he will. I want to
Speaker 1: be buried with twenty seven cups of coffee, But shame
Speaker 1: from beyond the cups to be fool? You fool to me?
Speaker 1: Are you not? A cup of coffee's empty? Okay, this
Speaker 1: whole place, Okay, this whole place. There's a portal and
Speaker 1: there's clearly an opening here where demons or ghosts are
Speaker 1: able to come to and fro this plane from there's Okay, Okay, Timmy,
Speaker 1: that's an actual fact. Yeah. I hear them all the time.
Speaker 1: It makes my job easier because then I know there's
Speaker 1: something beyond. You know, if he's just gonna hunt and
Speaker 1: say make sure there's coffee in the cups, I think
Speaker 1: we're okay, and we should make sure there's coffee in
Speaker 1: the cups, because I can't hear that all day, you know.
Speaker 1: By can you see me winking right on behalf of
Speaker 1: the I Heart Media family. I just want to say,
Speaker 1: what what a tragedy this loss is? When we cut
Speaker 1: the Jewish Accountant podcast, we didn't realize how just bring
Speaker 1: it back? Well, we we would like to, we would
Speaker 1: like to, but then do it. Well, he's since seeing
Speaker 1: an accident specialist and he sounds completely different, so it's
Speaker 1: not gonna be the same Jewish accountant that you're used to.
Speaker 1: I need my Jewish account of sound a very specific way. Okay,
Speaker 1: I well right in there, Why don't you tell me
Speaker 1: about your expenses. Let's see if we can make a
Speaker 1: nice column motivated to turn it off. It doesn't sound
Speaker 1: the same at all. Just a second, my wife's making
Speaker 1: some multiple soup WHI should be nice about about now?
Speaker 1: And so we got your real estate holdings. That's going
Speaker 1: to be a nice write off. And I'm sorry, but
Speaker 1: I'm the only British accountant here in Los Angeles. I
Speaker 1: can't have two British people here. Do you understand that
Speaker 1: I'm not British. I'm Jewish, but yeah, it's a big difference. Mate. Alright,
Speaker 1: I'm Muslim. Okay, so what does this happen? I said British? Right,
Speaker 1: So something I'm saying, leave religion out of it. Let's
Speaker 1: speaking country of origin. That's exactly right. And queer's your
Speaker 1: dinners who had the pork? I did? Okay, great, that's
Speaker 1: the number one. Can't be park Love and Joe's two
Speaker 1: comes from Alcmania Kevin Prado who wrote morning and s
Speaker 1: f J in parentheses. Not safe for James, Hey, KP
Speaker 1: swant drizzle again. I was listening to an earlier episode,
Speaker 1: which I often do, and heard you asked James a
Speaker 1: question in the intro, something like how many avocados would
Speaker 1: it take to stop a fish? And he responded that
Speaker 1: no amount of avocados could stop a fish. My dumb
Speaker 1: brain got to thinking, how could you stop a fish
Speaker 1: with an avocado? This leads me to my scene suggestion.
Speaker 1: Fishermen or women, but instead of fishing rods and nets,
Speaker 1: they use avocados. Have fun, stay safe, affectionately yours swantrizzl.
Speaker 1: You'd now to see huh, it's gonna be about four
Speaker 1: days out there this time. Be careful. You know what
Speaker 1: they said? What what what do they see the sharks
Speaker 1: only by a night? Yeah? Yeah, well I've killed me
Speaker 1: a shark or twelve, So that don't set me back
Speaker 1: in my man, you're gonna be going out there on
Speaker 1: your own. Now. I'm bringing the boys, and by boys,
Speaker 1: I mean my daughter. She already on this, already on
Speaker 1: the boat. She's loading the avocados. Now. Yeah, so we
Speaker 1: should be doing taking off, taking avocados on the boat.
Speaker 1: You know what they say, what do they say, shocks
Speaker 1: avocados during the day. That's right, man. We don't don't
Speaker 1: hope to see many sharks, but that we will get
Speaker 1: us some fish. Now that we got the advocates on board.
Speaker 1: What are you going out for? Yeah, you still work
Speaker 1: the doc these days, I worked the duck. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I take my little tug boat. Make sure all the
Speaker 1: boats apart correctly. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I'm looking
Speaker 1: at for slip fifteen. I think that's what it is.
Speaker 1: I was supposed to go on this like day drinking cruise.
Speaker 1: We're gonna just go all around all the different islands.
Speaker 1: When we pop off a little bunch somewhere. I'm thank
Speaker 1: you so much. Oh my god, this is so authentic.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're so leathery. Oh my god, stop touching,
Speaker 1: Stop touching. Can you even feel that? Like? Can you?
Speaker 1: That's crazy? Hey, dancing with the stars. Why don't you
Speaker 1: give us five? This is a working part of the duck.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. Yeah, that's of course,
Speaker 1: get back to it. Oh my god, stop touching his face, Chillian, Chilian,
Speaker 1: Oh is this slip fifteen? No, no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: I slip fifteen is actually like, oh wait, where did
Speaker 1: you say? Right to the right? Okay, so look at
Speaker 1: his face, So stop touching her place. I can't stop
Speaker 1: touching this. This This is really not how it works here
Speaker 1: on the docks. Just dad, what wait? I hear females?
Speaker 1: Females moments? Dad? I need I never have female energy
Speaker 1: around me. Please, let's take them with us. We have to.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought you were going to leave a boat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, so easy. Great, girls, I'm on board.
Speaker 1: We could come up there. Oh my god, let's bring
Speaker 1: our champagne. Let's bring all this stuff and put it
Speaker 1: on this boat and let's have an authentic kind of
Speaker 1: like going out to water vibes. Yes, yes, is that
Speaker 1: what friends do? I would love that. Yes, let's be friends.
Speaker 1: What the fund did? Slip fourteen just steal our passengers?
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck them? How the first
Speaker 1: mate you are, Miranda? Well, I'm sorry, Slip fourteen is
Speaker 1: always doing this. Listen, you don't know what's going on
Speaker 1: in my personal life, you know what you mean? Like
Speaker 1: I could be having a really rough time at home
Speaker 1: and you're bringing this energy to me right now, you're right,
Speaker 1: you're right, My bad. I'm so sorry. But look, we're
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to film this episode below deck
Speaker 1: unless we have our people on board, so we're going
Speaker 1: to need them here. But we still get paid, right,
Speaker 1: only when they pay you, what do you want to do? No,
Speaker 1: I mean you don't get paid until they pay you. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. I only have the biggest fucking
Speaker 1: idea of what below deck is, just from context clues
Speaker 1: from hearing about it. For fucking ever, Listen, the captain
Speaker 1: doesn't need to know, Like, that's not your job. I
Speaker 1: fly the boat. I fly the boat. That's what pay
Speaker 1: you to fly the boat because you are focused on
Speaker 1: that and not the rigamarole and the hullabluh. And it
Speaker 1: looks like had a shload of guacamole, so much hauk
Speaker 1: and like so much. That's really right, Like in the seas,
Speaker 1: that's not a good idea, Like you're not supposed to
Speaker 1: wear shiny things and you're not supposed to eat guak um.
Speaker 1: But Ashlyn, you're really good at flying the boat. But
Speaker 1: also you're really good at like voices and wearing wigs.
Speaker 1: Like why don't you just pretend to be the other passengers?
Speaker 1: Oh that's great, that's great. The captain really so like
Speaker 1: no one really even knows. Yes, why my paying this
Speaker 1: accident specialist if not to through different characters and wear wigs. Yes,
Speaker 1: you have to do it. A great idea. No, you're right,
Speaker 1: You're right, and I'll just be the constant, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like if like, if there's a variable
Speaker 1: that's a constant, that's me, and I'll just be like
Speaker 1: the constant drunk one in the corner. Um, excuse me?
Speaker 1: Is there any orange juice to mix with the champagne? Um?
Speaker 1: Just avocados. Yeah, we've got a ton of avocados. Okay, Um, darling,
Speaker 1: you want to get your new best friends in order? Please,
Speaker 1: we're trying to catch some fish. Absolutely. You might as
Speaker 1: well call them my sisters. So I was like really
Speaker 1: thinking about opening up with this new restaurant, But then
Speaker 1: I was like, why open up one restaurant when I
Speaker 1: can open up a car dealership restaurant. You understand, it's
Speaker 1: like buy a salad and then like drive off on
Speaker 1: a new car. It's like, such like a new idea.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna crush it. Yeah, Hi, we wanted to
Speaker 1: see about the test driving a car and then getting
Speaker 1: a quick salad. Is some is our salesperson or somebody
Speaker 1: we can talk to? Sure? Sure thing? Did you have
Speaker 1: a reservation already? Yes? What name is it? Under? Greer
Speaker 1: Weird g W e E A and groovy O g
Speaker 1: w E. Right here, you have a reservation to see
Speaker 1: a pontiac. All right, that's right, we'll be able to.
Speaker 1: Uh hey, Phillis, you wanna do you want to come
Speaker 1: over here and take them to their panty act? Please?
Speaker 1: Are you right? Phillis will be right here, Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Right, let me just show you
Speaker 1: this way. It's over here. Uh um, we have a
Speaker 1: couple of pontiac. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I needed some
Speaker 1: honey mustard. Excuse me. I'll be there with you in
Speaker 1: one second. Here. Let me let you into this pontiac
Speaker 1: and I'll be right back with you. Thanks, thanks very much.
Speaker 1: All right, excuse me. The the M s R P
Speaker 1: on this salad is eleven, but it doesn't have any
Speaker 1: meat or anything. I mean, I'm not gonna pay more
Speaker 1: than like eight bucks for the salad. Well, this is
Speaker 1: all organic leafage foliage in the salad, so uh it's
Speaker 1: it's more expensive and and there's a lot of pounds
Speaker 1: of it. Like when you think about how much weight
Speaker 1: is in that salad, there is a lot of salad
Speaker 1: in it. Okay, but I don't need the walnuts, right,
Speaker 1: can we leave off the walnuts and just say it
Speaker 1: like it's a nine bucks salad. Don't you think it's
Speaker 1: a little too late for that? Well, I see the
Speaker 1: walnuts are in it already, but I mean, did you
Speaker 1: want me to pick those out for you, sir? Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean if I can get the salad for cheaper
Speaker 1: like my alright, howney, you look at this place. It's
Speaker 1: like just right out of the brochure. It's incredible. I
Speaker 1: can't believe her actually here during the leafage foliage of
Speaker 1: the lettuce season. Man, let's just check in. Hi, there,
Speaker 1: we uh sins. We want to check in please, I'm
Speaker 1: just a waitress. You okay, thank you, thank you. Sorry,
Speaker 1: we're not ready. We haven't even seen the lettuce. I
Speaker 1: feel us. If he wants no walnuts, then he just
Speaker 1: needs to go to another another place. Listen, this isn't
Speaker 1: my fault. This is just just handle it, okay, Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Just say your name one more time. The
Speaker 1: Henderson's uh w oh wait you're the Queers yep, Mr
Speaker 1: Mrs Guers. Hold on, alright, hold on just a second.
Speaker 1: Something's gone wrong here and I'm gonna straighten it out
Speaker 1: right now. Just stay here all right, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: right back. This is unusual, honey. And excuse me you too.
Speaker 1: You said you were the Queer family. Uh yeah, obviously
Speaker 1: you lied because I have the Queers at the front
Speaker 1: and and back here at the dealership. Yeah yeah, where
Speaker 1: are the Greers? Yes? You shouldn't somebody else unless you're
Speaker 1: telling me there's two families with the silly name of
Speaker 1: Queer serif I may, I'm not telling you anything. Where
Speaker 1: the greyers? And we're here to get a car and
Speaker 1: mass salad? Okay, excuse me one second. I'll be right back.
Speaker 1: You bet you dale. I've been passing back and forth,
Speaker 1: and I think that I see the problem. What you're
Speaker 1: not hearing one of the continents. It's the name day
Speaker 1: fourteen at C. The sky is angry. Yeah, you don't know.
Speaker 1: This isn't like a mobi dick thing. You don't need
Speaker 1: to do like a diary. Just talk to the camera.
Speaker 1: Tell me how you're feeling, you know, talk about like
Speaker 1: you know, people getting drunk. Maybe i'll see what's going
Speaker 1: on below. Great, okay, great, okay, that great. I'll take
Speaker 1: out the mustache and beard. Awesome, gat Okay, Now this
Speaker 1: is what's confused me. You're putting on another character for
Speaker 1: the captain when why don't you just be yourself for
Speaker 1: the captain. I thought the whole idea was that was
Speaker 1: that we didn't have any passengers and I had to
Speaker 1: play everyone on board. Is that? Is that not what's happening? No,
Speaker 1: for sure. I just don't know why you didn't play
Speaker 1: yourself as the captain and then like you diversify the
Speaker 1: other people after that. I mean, you are the captain.
Speaker 1: That's like, hey, Ted, you're your episode here is full
Speaker 1: of ship, all right, Clark, suck suck off, dude, this
Speaker 1: is nuts man. You put me on this crap met ship.
Speaker 1: There's only two people working it, all right. Just because
Speaker 1: just because your last name is Bravo doesn't mean you
Speaker 1: get to do everything, alright, Ted, Yes it does, Yes
Speaker 1: it does. Do you know who my father is? Your
Speaker 1: father's Bravo TV? I know he is. He's doing Who
Speaker 1: hired me to run this this department? All right? Yeah? Clark?
Speaker 1: He did? And if I tell my daddy that I'm
Speaker 1: not having a good time, he's gonna fire you. Good
Speaker 1: luck working at another restaurant, car dealership, and I gonna
Speaker 1: take you. I have those days are done. I'm in
Speaker 1: entertainment now. And guess what. I just got a phone
Speaker 1: call from him and you're fired? What? Yeah, Ted, Bravo
Speaker 1: is fired. What I can't I can't be fired. My
Speaker 1: name is Bravo. Well what am I gonna do? Clark?
Speaker 1: Come on, you can't be serious. You can work at
Speaker 1: a restaurant, car dealership, Come on, come on, there's no
Speaker 1: avocado slept. I've used him offer avocado toast. What the
Speaker 1: hell is going on in this ship? Oh my god, listen,
Speaker 1: we've got like thirty four sharks up on on the
Speaker 1: deck without we need to gut. Yeah, so if you
Speaker 1: guys get help out, that would be really great too.
Speaker 1: That sounds disgusting and I'm a really disappointed in the
Speaker 1: avoca out of shortage here. Yeah, okay, you've had like
Speaker 1: like several loaves of bread and avocado. That was gets
Speaker 1: my cheat day. Okay, I can have as many carbs
Speaker 1: as I want, as long as I have them today.
Speaker 1: I'm not food chaming. I'm just saying like there was
Speaker 1: like a lot of Take seven to attain the sharks
Speaker 1: and catch the sharks that we ended up catching, But
Speaker 1: in total we had about three hundred avocados and now
Speaker 1: we have none, which means you ate over two hundred avocados.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get inside there, goddamn shark and get some
Speaker 1: goddamn How is the fishing today, fellow sailors, Ah, I
Speaker 1: am a captain off this boat, and I'm the captain
Speaker 1: of this vessel. Of my daughter's entertaining is a couple
Speaker 1: of new crew members, but otherwise it's all good fishing.
Speaker 1: I see you have a lot of avocados there that
Speaker 1: don't all look round it. What are you saying. I'm
Speaker 1: saying the best when they're right. So you just came
Speaker 1: up alongside a judge your avocados? Is that what's going on? Also,
Speaker 1: we need you to sign a release form. You were
Speaker 1: in the back of the shots. We're doing a reality
Speaker 1: show over here. Yeah, act, you don't need that's one
Speaker 1: role that you don't need to fill. That's actually that's
Speaker 1: the one job that you don't have. You don't need
Speaker 1: to do that. Don't worry. I just feel like I
Speaker 1: could do the producer's job. Yeah. I want to see
Speaker 1: if I can exchange this sandwich for that bulk. That
Speaker 1: sandwich didn't come from inside of here. Sir, you don't
Speaker 1: know that. I can tell we have a very classy
Speaker 1: We don't just do sandwiches. We have lots of salads. Dale, Dale,
Speaker 1: I need your help. It was which Dale me or Dale?
Speaker 1: Well need little Dale. I don't want Miniondale. I want
Speaker 1: a big Bossdale. Hey, what did that Ruben sandwich? What
Speaker 1: do you get that? Yeah? I got it over at.
Speaker 1: Oh no you're not. I gotta here. I got him,
Speaker 1: I got him. No, I gotta here. Yeah, don't give
Speaker 1: him for that sandwich from out of here. I think
Speaker 1: he's got the sand tale. That sandwich is not from here.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now. Hold you want the beauty scyler. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you got it, Oh, well, we give you a
Speaker 1: beauty for any sandwich. That's rule number seventeen. Oh here
Speaker 1: you go, all right. I like me a Ruben who's
Speaker 1: got the kids in the skylark. Hey, I was here
Speaker 1: last week. I test your over a Nissan Ultima and
Speaker 1: I had a cop salad with the dressing on the side. Um.
Speaker 1: I can't remember the name of the salesperson who was
Speaker 1: helping me. He was about two and a half feet
Speaker 1: tall with the scales and uh and like a fork tale.
Speaker 1: Did he have a British accent or did he have
Speaker 1: more of a um, what do we call it, like
Speaker 1: Eastern European demonica accent? Yeah? It was more like classic
Speaker 1: demonic accents. Yeah, I mean, what was the hint of
Speaker 1: Eastern Europe? Did you have blue eyes or or green eyes?
Speaker 1: I honestly don't remember. I mean that sounds like a
Speaker 1: lot of your salespeop, sweetie, I don't already have a
Speaker 1: Yelp account. If you don't, I'm just going to make
Speaker 1: a greer guff person Unit one. Okay, do You's fine
Speaker 1: with you? Okay, So I'm just gonna do that. We
Speaker 1: have to review this place. Not only were the sales
Speaker 1: people honestly bananas. Yeah, banana's all write that bananas. But
Speaker 1: I was expecting marshmallows. We got bananas exactly me too.
Speaker 1: That's so weird. Okay, So they're absolutely bananas. They were
Speaker 1: not marshmallows. I had a seweed salad for the first time.
Speaker 1: UM put down to didn't We put down two dollars,
Speaker 1: which means our monthly payment is what like nineties cents
Speaker 1: a month for the next six months with the a
Speaker 1: pr of like three percent. That's fucking bullshit. And honestly,
Speaker 1: I didn't like the salad, and it just like it
Speaker 1: gave me the ship. So all I did was like
Speaker 1: sit and have gotta floja in a brand new car
Speaker 1: that I couldn't even afford to buy. That didn't feel
Speaker 1: good to me. That'sn't even write. That didn't didn't feel
Speaker 1: to ship my pants in a brand new car that
Speaker 1: I'm not even leaving in didn't feel good to me.
Speaker 1: Takeaway didn't feel good. Takeaway didn't feel good. Do you
Speaker 1: have anything else that you want to say? Or oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, wait, you took a picture of me after
Speaker 1: I shot my pants? Let's add that here? Yeah, that
Speaker 1: in here? Get the picture because that face you made
Speaker 1: is priceless. Phillis can show this to you real quick, Phillis,
Speaker 1: of course, I just I have a table. Look at
Speaker 1: the see help review. We get them lives as soon
Speaker 1: as they're posted. This one has images. Um, that's the
Speaker 1: beautic less saber that we were trying to suc set. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she doesn't look happy. She wrote this. She had
Speaker 1: Google Gaga in the in the car. No, no, no no,
Speaker 1: that's not what it says. That's not what it says.
Speaker 1: It's not Google Gaga. That would be like sex. What
Speaker 1: she's saying is she shit he paints. But I think
Speaker 1: she's I think she's just a whack of do. I
Speaker 1: think she wrote bananas and marshmallows. What the hell are
Speaker 1: they talking about? A check the bubic lest saber. All right,
Speaker 1: it's a hot item and if we can get rid
Speaker 1: of it, we'll get rid of it. But if she did,
Speaker 1: excuse me, is this is this car suitable for Google Gaga?
Speaker 1: That scene to scene three comes from Hannah, who wrote
Speaker 1: Hey Alchemist, A long time first time. I have two
Speaker 1: scene suggestions. The first one is soldiers at the back
Speaker 1: of an army who can't hear the inspirational speech being
Speaker 1: given night before a big battle, So that would be
Speaker 1: soldiers at the back of an army. The second is uh,
Speaker 1: two sisters, one played by Joey, who shared way too
Speaker 1: much with each other to the annoyance of everyone they know.
Speaker 1: Shout out to my sister Alice, who was also a
Speaker 1: big fan. I love you, Love the pod, thanks for
Speaker 1: the reliable source of entertainment. I listened at work as
Speaker 1: a dog groomer, and you guys helped me not go
Speaker 1: nuts listening to barking all day, Hannah McDonald McDonald McDonald,
Speaker 1: not McDonald McDonald, thank god, Hello, I can't hear anything
Speaker 1: not It's crazy. It might be easier if you were quiet,
Speaker 1: because he's trying to speak to us. I can't hear
Speaker 1: him when you're talking. No, you're talking over him. You're talking.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to listen. Piece of my god. It's like,
Speaker 1: did you bring your bonet? Oh? My fucking guy, did
Speaker 1: you bring your beonet? Hello? I'm talking to you. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to I'm trying to listen to this goddamn speech. Okay,
Speaker 1: think you can hear about anyway? Could you fellas hold
Speaker 1: it down please, I'm trying to listen to this. This
Speaker 1: lady is not with me, fella, all right. I thought
Speaker 1: you were both ladies. Mom, mistake, but I am trying
Speaker 1: to listen to the general. Are you telling me you
Speaker 1: thought I was a lady? Excuse me, sir? Oh? Hello? Hi? Sorry?
Speaker 1: You who's being very rude to my sister? I'm being rude.
Speaker 1: I'm being rude, very rude. Do you your party, Hannah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did, thank you, but I didn't get any extra
Speaker 1: parmesan because I know that that sucks with your larynx
Speaker 1: and it's gonna make meacka flaca And it's all connected,
Speaker 1: I mean your larynx to your gucka flaca hole. It's
Speaker 1: oh my god, Hannah, you know that you're so you
Speaker 1: guys realize we're going into one of the most dangerous
Speaker 1: battles of our life. It's going to destroy me. And
Speaker 1: did you realize that she got into three ivy League
Speaker 1: schools and didn't even go to any of them. She
Speaker 1: was a private arts college because she follows her dreams.
Speaker 1: That's my sister. So don't be fucking ride. Thank you? Yes?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I kind of the the s A
Speaker 1: T S. I don't care. Take a guess. General. I
Speaker 1: think the content of your speech is fantastic, but but
Speaker 1: that the message is not totally being received. So that's
Speaker 1: why the army has hired me as addiction coach. Uh,
Speaker 1: so your your addiction could be better. You're throwing away
Speaker 1: a lot of your consonants and you're speaking in kind
Speaker 1: of a guttural growl. Right. If I may also add
Speaker 1: to this, as the writer, you know this is a
Speaker 1: great deal of the content being dropped as well as
Speaker 1: the cats and and I don't think your message is
Speaker 1: getting a cross necessarily without being a bit didactic. I
Speaker 1: think maybe you know you could get to the point
Speaker 1: a little sooner, and don't forget there's a button at
Speaker 1: the end of the whole mission, bistle. And you should
Speaker 1: be thankful we've got him as a writer, by the way,
Speaker 1: because his other career has dried up considerably. And honestly,
Speaker 1: you should be thankful writer that you're here, because, good God,
Speaker 1: the fact that I hired at this point, it is insane.
Speaker 1: We've hired you. We've hired you here at the Army.
Speaker 1: Someone's happening. No, I'm leaving the room. I don't just
Speaker 1: attorneys in two different states. Do you know that delved
Speaker 1: into the case found nothing? But no, you too know everything. Sure,
Speaker 1: I understand you woke, I get it. I feel like
Speaker 1: we're the bad guys. I feel like we're the bad
Speaker 1: guys because he's writing the speeches. I'm just gonna say it.
Speaker 1: I just don't think we're the good guys, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? We would have somebody else about somebody else.
Speaker 1: I just feel like we're the bad guys. Excuse me, general,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't need to interrupt this, come on,
Speaker 1: do well the back of do we order out? How
Speaker 1: does this work exactly? We get we get grub at
Speaker 1: at the KP at great the KP. That's good because
Speaker 1: then I can stand in the line and not having personality.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, just you've got a lot of civilians in here,
Speaker 1: General Team. So I was I was at the very
Speaker 1: back of the hall, and I didn't get to hear
Speaker 1: the inspirational speech, and I was hoping maybe you could
Speaker 1: let me hear some of it. Now I I need
Speaker 1: inspiration before tomorrow. This isn't a bad idea, General. Maybe
Speaker 1: we should have every single soldier coming one at the
Speaker 1: time and you can give the speech one at the time.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's the most efficient way, but yes,
Speaker 1: this would be a great opportunity for me to give
Speaker 1: you notes on your performance. Okay, so we're gonna shit
Speaker 1: on each other's ideas. I guess. I guess I have
Speaker 1: always the bad ideas. Huh, because say it, say it?
Speaker 1: Say it? Because I I said we should have a
Speaker 1: prompter up there, never said don't have a prompter. It's
Speaker 1: gonna make a look like he didn't memberize the speech.
Speaker 1: We didn't memorize the speech pieces of paper in front
Speaker 1: of there. Okay, again, that was Leo's idea. Everyone likes
Speaker 1: Leo's ide because he's got a funny accident and ship.
Speaker 1: You know what, man, I went to an Ivy League school. Okay,
Speaker 1: If I may just in inject for a second. Earlier,
Speaker 1: someone used the word grub and I just wanted to, um,
Speaker 1: you know, be more clear whether that involved Delhi. M
Speaker 1: it's a good question. It's a good question. Look, it's
Speaker 1: going to it's going to be slopped onto your tray.
Speaker 1: It's grub. I don't know that you have a lot
Speaker 1: of choice in the matter. So PASTRAMI just completely out
Speaker 1: of the question here or what I'm just saying, like
Speaker 1: one of the time people can come in, they can
Speaker 1: have a one on one experience with a general curio
Speaker 1: is not written for one person. It's working for a crowd.
Speaker 1: You know, it really inspires a group large group of people.
Speaker 1: They rise up to their feet, one at a time.
Speaker 1: You judged it's horrible. You know you have one person's
Speaker 1: opinion at a time. How many people can tell you
Speaker 1: you're not right? I know we're supposed to come in
Speaker 1: one at a time. A bout my sister and I
Speaker 1: do everything together. Sorry sorry, not sorry, sorry she always
Speaker 1: gets high. You know this is I fucking live for
Speaker 1: her Hollywood People's Choice Award so fucking awesome. I loved it.
Speaker 1: I love that she's having this comeback, this resurgence. But
Speaker 1: also like her fucking ex fiance can go bite dicks
Speaker 1: because he's a piece of ship. He better have like
Speaker 1: better be double joined because like if he's not, he's
Speaker 1: gonna snap his spine when he does that. She might
Speaker 1: as well be one of our sisters because we know
Speaker 1: so much about her, we care so much about her,
Speaker 1: and I feel like we're just on the same move,
Speaker 1: these two to the front lines. Just go, So what
Speaker 1: did you have to listen to the speech? Because we're
Speaker 1: at the front now, so we need to listen to it.
Speaker 1: Doesn't mean we're like starting like we're like the first
Speaker 1: people to go actually um into battle. Just go, now,
Speaker 1: do you want to be in the front? What exactly
Speaker 1: are we doing tomorrow? Because in the back it's a
Speaker 1: whole other ballgame. Yeah, the entire army before I did
Speaker 1: have cheese. So I'm gonna you're gonna what what are you?
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do in the front. What are
Speaker 1: you starting If you want to keep having an army
Speaker 1: behind you, you do not put this gal on the front.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we were honored, but we might have
Speaker 1: to decline. Oh my god, I feel that Grandma's trying
Speaker 1: to crawl out. Oh my god, I have a mild
Speaker 1: Kiwi allergy. Can someone get me some kiwie. I don't
Speaker 1: want my sister to go through this alone. I must
Speaker 1: also be going through this. Does anyone have d get Kiwi? Private? Ryan,
Speaker 1: I've you have no idea? What it what it took
Speaker 1: for me to find you. I've got terrible news. All
Speaker 1: five of your sisters have died in battle? What private?
Speaker 1: Are you? Private? Women? Are you? I I'm doing this
Speaker 1: general like I have this. I thought I really want
Speaker 1: to al right, fine, fine, but good luck. I understand.
Speaker 1: I thought it was you do. I'm sorry, she mumbling, Look,
Speaker 1: all all five of your sisters shipped themselves to death.
Speaker 1: What they shouldn't have been given cheese? It shouldn't have
Speaker 1: been given kiwie. They shouldn't have been all five of them.
Speaker 1: All five shouldn't have been given concluton, shouldn't have been
Speaker 1: given coconut or pinehouse four thank well two of them.
Speaker 1: Two of them are allergic to cheese well actos. Okay,
Speaker 1: if I could stop you there for a second, please,
Speaker 1: how does the Ryan private fella know what the what
Speaker 1: happened with the sisters? You know, out in the battle ground.
Speaker 1: You know, you're you're bringing this news to him across
Speaker 1: a great trek, a great distance, and suddenly, like Nostadamos,
Speaker 1: he knows everything about that. The individual, Mr Allen, if
Speaker 1: I may u, it's always happy to talk to a fan. Well,
Speaker 1: so what it is is I knew what my sisters
Speaker 1: were allergic to, and if they shipped themselves to death,
Speaker 1: I imagined it must have been either from somebody spiking
Speaker 1: them with things that make you ship or there are
Speaker 1: allergies going unbelievable. Am I wrong? Sorry? Now you're right,
Speaker 1: You're right, You're always right, you get it. And this
Speaker 1: is going straight to Bravo, right leo? Did you hear
Speaker 1: the general is doing one on one. He's going out
Speaker 1: to the battlefield and letting people know about I mean,
Speaker 1: pretty sad ship. But you know, nonetheless it's uh one
Speaker 1: on one, so it looks like I got one victory
Speaker 1: out of the belt. You're not listening to me, Leo,
Speaker 1: I'm talking to you, Leo. I'm telling you. I'm surprised
Speaker 1: you're still in my office. Get out. You've been fired.
Speaker 1: Your family's disund you. Okay, okay, okay, okay, fine, fine, fine,
Speaker 1: I'll get out. I'll get out. You're not even getting
Speaker 1: off the chair. Just leave. I'm leaving. I need a second,
Speaker 1: are you? Are you ordering food on your app? Yes,
Speaker 1: but it's not to hear. I might pick it up here,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't matter. Does anyone want coffee? I can
Speaker 1: get a ship on the coffee through the app. I
Speaker 1: mean I want you to leave it? Yes? No, what
Speaker 1: do you want? I want coffee? Okay? Be some piece
Speaker 1: you see here? Okay, okay, all right, it'll be here
Speaker 1: in two hours. Okay. Oh that means you're gonna stay
Speaker 1: for two more hours. I don't have to. I mean, yes,
Speaker 1: for a second, give me a job. I'm here. Hey,
Speaker 1: we're the pizza ordered. I don't know we ordered pizza coffee.
Speaker 1: We ordered pizza coffee? No, you ordered pizza seven of us? Oh? Lord?
Speaker 1: Is this a war zone? Oh? I can't be around. No,
Speaker 1: I can't. The fold over? Pet's about the fold over?
Speaker 1: Can I show you a picture of my girl. Where
Speaker 1: is this behind? Forget Brooklyn, it's over he kissing Penis.
Speaker 1: I don't want to come on, come on, move him
Speaker 1: to the front lines. Oh god, I got promoted. We're
Speaker 1: still going to go for the death of James Cedey
Speaker 1: to deal with. Now all these forget about it. It's
Speaker 1: a hard day for the pizza. General coming to my office, please, General, Sorry,
Speaker 1: I heard some Are you talking to me or this General?
Speaker 1: I'm talking to you in General, he's General. Tell me
Speaker 1: what happened. Sometimes it's it's General. Let me let me
Speaker 1: make the introduction. In General, this is Adam Sandler and
Speaker 1: he's a big fan of Canada. He was hoping that
Speaker 1: you can tell him what happened, and I didn't know what.
Speaker 1: And you want to make a comedy based on the
Speaker 1: battles as you're saying, General, if you don't mind, permission
Speaker 1: to come into your office and speak to you, um
Speaker 1: you generally? You General? I I need to step in
Speaker 1: and I need permission to speak freely because it's important. Yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, re member, General, rounds tones, rounds tones and
Speaker 1: clipped consonants. General, you've been surrounding yourself with these Hollywood
Speaker 1: types Woody Allen writer or speech people Adam Sandler. I
Speaker 1: think you've lost track of what's important in this dick coach.
Speaker 1: He's not a dicker coach. He's a diction diction dick
Speaker 1: Son coach. But but you don't need these things they're
Speaker 1: trying to change you, general, What makes you specialist? Who
Speaker 1: you are right here inside your heart? You don't need
Speaker 1: Woody Hellen or addiction coach or Adam Sandler for any
Speaker 1: of those people. You just need to inspire your soldiers.
Speaker 1: You know that's all great on paper, but listen, if
Speaker 1: you've no one understands with the general saying per se,
Speaker 1: how can they be inspired? You know, if he speaks
Speaker 1: from it from his heart, it's it's it's blackness and
Speaker 1: and you know death and darkness. So really, truly, he
Speaker 1: needs the choreographer, the diction coach, as well as a
Speaker 1: great jew writer. We were all doing great before y'all
Speaker 1: Hollywood's came in here. We were doing fine. They're sure
Speaker 1: there was a couple of girls that probably shouldn't have
Speaker 1: been here in the first place because they went to
Speaker 1: art school and they weren't really prepped for being a soldier.
Speaker 1: But other than those small thing. Maybe if you would
Speaker 1: have let the choreographer do some fight choreography before sending
Speaker 1: them out to battle, they would have been more prepared.
Speaker 1: But you guys brought me onto this project way late
Speaker 1: before general. We don't need a choreographer choreographic fights. And
Speaker 1: can I be honest, like, I can't keep up this
Speaker 1: diction coach character anymore either. I want to get back
Speaker 1: to my ship. Oh and that's our show for today. Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you all for listening. Let's thank our alchemist and
Speaker 1: no particular order with Jackie to Ruth to jack Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you for having me. What a lovely
Speaker 1: post Thanksgiving treat. Oh indeed, stay away from the joey pie.
Speaker 1: Otherwise the hell of the day, and we appreciate you
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Speaker 1: a tool saying thank you so much for being here,
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you so much, everybody. If you would
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Speaker 1: Greer plan? That? A tool? You think you're the silence
Speaker 1: right in, I'll tune in. Mr Craig Atkowski, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for being here. Hey, my pleasure. As long
Speaker 1: as we're plugging podcast, I'll talk about the Craigslist podcast.
Speaker 1: We just recorded a Thanksgiving episode this morning and we'll
Speaker 1: be putting out already before you here this one. So
Speaker 1: talking about Thanksgiving movies, Yeah, there aren't as many as
Speaker 1: there are horror or Christmas movies, but there are a few,
Speaker 1: and we found three to talk about. There are a
Speaker 1: number of, if I may, Thanksgiving movies that people talk
Speaker 1: about as if they're Christmas movies and I say no,
Speaker 1: it's an automobile for example. That's like one of my
Speaker 1: favorite movies of all time. I love it. I watched
Speaker 1: every that's a Thanksgiving movie. Well, yeah, he goes home
Speaker 1: to their Thanksgiving dinner holiday engagement. So we'll tune into
Speaker 1: Craigslist and see what which movies you guys cover. And
Speaker 1: thank you for that, Joey Gristein. Yes, I got nothing
Speaker 1: going on, but you know what make a pie or
Speaker 1: make you know what I mean, even though it's not Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1: Cooking of the turkey? Do it? Yeah, they're so good,
Speaker 1: So find yourself another turkey and cook it. I dare you. Okay,
Speaker 1: and again, if you have complaints about anything, Joey says
Speaker 1: right to the podcast that your name here at this
Speaker 1: dot com, James Ceni, thank you so much for joining
Speaker 1: us as well, and so glad to hear that you
Speaker 1: whipped up an extraordinary Thanksgiving meal for I don't know
Speaker 1: if people caught the marshmallows bananas joke, but I think
Speaker 1: you're you're pointing out that I put bananas in my
Speaker 1: sweet potatoes because you didn't, instead of because I didn't
Speaker 1: because I didn't have marshmallows. The way you told the
Speaker 1: story off Mike of the show, it sounded as if
Speaker 1: you didn't realize you had no marshmallows until it was
Speaker 1: too late, and then you improvised. Well, that's very similar.
Speaker 1: What it was is I don't like marshmallows. It doesn't
Speaker 1: think it's kind of gross. And then while I was
Speaker 1: cooking them, Aaron, my wife was like, well what about
Speaker 1: the marshmallo And it's like, oh, I was gonna put
Speaker 1: so you and your your bride had not had the
Speaker 1: marshmallow discussion prior. No. Uh, this is the first year
Speaker 1: that I've made sweet potatoes for for thanks. Did she
Speaker 1: like it with the bananas? Did she like that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was delicious. I think is there a chance Erin's
Speaker 1: around we could ask her if she liked it? Because
Speaker 1: I think there's no way. Okay, fair enough, all right,
Speaker 1: let's thank our producer engineer of the Stars, Mr James
Speaker 1: Heeney sitting in for Mr Doug Babe and the fine
Speaker 1: folks that I heart media. Bump Bump. I'm your host,
Speaker 1: Kevin Pollack, reminding you to enjoy your family and each
Speaker 1: other and be kind during these holidays and wear a
Speaker 1: mask when you go outside. Please, this is a slippery slope.
Speaker 1: If you're listening to this somewhat near the time we
Speaker 1: recorded it. If not, remember back this Gloria as time
Speaker 1: and be grateful and thankful that you're healthy and as
Speaker 1: happy as you're capable. Until next time, remember