Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode Dish. I'm your host, Kevin
Speaker 1: poll Ke. Well, as it turns out you cannot flush
Speaker 1: those down in American tarlets. No you can't, but I digress.
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Speaker 1: to birthday lad James Heeney, Jimmy Jelly Roll Heinster, explain
Speaker 1: why I should hire you to perform for my next
Speaker 1: party and or bar Mitzva. Well, I bring a lot
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Speaker 1: what you're asking me to perform, I'm sure we'll find
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Speaker 1: welcome back. Coll Stratton. Hey, gotta pay the cold toll.
Speaker 1: Highlights from your Thanksgiving please? Oh man. It was weird
Speaker 1: since the first year I haven't gone home to see family,
Speaker 1: so we just ended up pre ordering some stuff from
Speaker 1: Dear John's and uh, you know, sat around and eat
Speaker 1: that and watch TV. It was very low key, So
Speaker 1: I guess the highlight is I got to have one
Speaker 1: and I was just here at home and not up
Speaker 1: in Davis. Sure, we did a Dear John's Thanksgiving Eve,
Speaker 1: small stuff. Hey, look there's a tool sing Hey, Mr
Speaker 1: out of town wedding. What is your favorite dessert? And walk?
Speaker 1: I like pecan pie or anything? Chocolate chocolate moose is
Speaker 1: good too. How your Sunday as well? Crembul is good?
Speaker 1: Bananas foster, if you know, if you're in the right town.
Speaker 1: Let's go back to the question though, if we may,
Speaker 1: what what is your favorite? Uh? Uh okay, I'll switch
Speaker 1: to chalk with moose something chocolate? Okay, So can you
Speaker 1: answer me this? When you had, when when we already
Speaker 1: had extraordinarily delicious chocolate pudding, why would you then introduce
Speaker 1: chocolate moose? The texture I don't like. I don't like
Speaker 1: that soft stuff you don't like. I like the spoon
Speaker 1: to get a little bit of a little bit of
Speaker 1: a pushback dessert. All it shouldn't be easy. I knew
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Speaker 1: Inspector Gadgets. Younger brothers receive hand me down body modifications
Speaker 1: bonus points for truly useless upgrades. Order up, Will, what'd
Speaker 1: you get? I got his shoes? Oh you're lucky. I
Speaker 1: got elbow pads. I didn't even know he wore elbow pads.
Speaker 1: Elbow pads, that sounds kind of cool. What try him on? Okay,
Speaker 1: let's see what you helped me with the velcrow. It's yeah,
Speaker 1: it's hard to fell elbow straps yourself. Well, just hold still,
Speaker 1: I got it. I'm holy as still as I can.
Speaker 1: It's it feels like you're trying to take my blood pressure.
Speaker 1: This is tight. Well, why don't you have the elbow
Speaker 1: pads and I have the shoes. There's the reason you
Speaker 1: were called the big brother, right, I mean I put
Speaker 1: on a few lbs over the holidays. Just let's just switch.
Speaker 1: You take the elbow pads, I'll take the shoes. I'm
Speaker 1: sure they're just as good as each other, because the
Speaker 1: shoes will fit. I'm sure velcro elbow pads. You know,
Speaker 1: shoes are a specific size, right, they don't conform, so
Speaker 1: are elbow pads. Apparently. All right, let's switch. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what. Okay, let me just see. I can't get
Speaker 1: my foot in here. You giant, fast foot of years
Speaker 1: won't go into the little Just you just leaned down
Speaker 1: on my foot and get this thing on. This is
Speaker 1: you can just have two boards. Plumber gadget, squirrel looking gadget?
Speaker 1: How do you do? How are you? Are you? All right?
Speaker 1: We do? Well? Father? Good bum bummed? About what squirrel
Speaker 1: looking gadget? Well, all this stuff doesn't fit me, and
Speaker 1: it clearly fits it clearly fits somebody else. Well, if
Speaker 1: it's you and it fits my little brother. But I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm left out. There's nothing that fits me. Listen.
Speaker 1: I invented Inspector, Squirrel Looking and Plumber Gadget because I
Speaker 1: wanted the world to be filled with fantastic machines. Now
Speaker 1: I've updated Inspector Gadget with some of the highest technology
Speaker 1: available to man, and I want to give stuff las.
Speaker 1: For example, have you created Papa laser eyes for inspector
Speaker 1: laser eyes? I'm telling you right now, Plumber Gadget, Okay,
Speaker 1: laser eyes. Okay, put laser eyes kind of like Superman,
Speaker 1: all right? Like cats? Like cats eyes? What Plumber Gadget,
Speaker 1: what are you talking? It's laser eyes. What do you
Speaker 1: mean not like No, I like the eyes of a cat.
Speaker 1: I guess if you, Plumber, take these shoes with Thanks
Speaker 1: for visiting us kids in the hospital. Inspector Gadget, you
Speaker 1: make Christmas wonderful for us. All Wooo, I'm glad to
Speaker 1: be here, Glad to be here. Wait to open all
Speaker 1: our gifts. Everybody come around. Let's open up with Inspector
Speaker 1: Gadget gottess. Okay, it's me, I'm Inspector Gadget. All right,
Speaker 1: here's a here's a supposed to know who you are? Well,
Speaker 1: I do you know superheroes? Going Man? Yeah? Big in
Speaker 1: the superheroes, mostly MCU, but also dabbling DC a little bit. Okay,
Speaker 1: well Man is my favorite? Do you know iron Man? Really?
Speaker 1: Man is your favorite? Yeah? Okay, alright, Inspector Gogert? Do
Speaker 1: you know iron Man? Uh, it's Inspector, It's Gadget? Can
Speaker 1: you say Gadget? Sorry? Good? Gatcha? So you're a superhero. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I preceded all those superheroes. I was kind of the
Speaker 1: reason those superheroes even exist. Are you pretty Superman? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm pretty Superman for sure? Are you are you Cannon? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm part of this the folklore for sure. Yeah. It
Speaker 1: depends on who you read. You know. You can check
Speaker 1: out my Wikipedia page and that should tie me in.
Speaker 1: So Superman has been around since the nineteen thirties. Why
Speaker 1: are you lying to? Oh? Hey, are you the kid
Speaker 1: who can't say my name? Right? Which? Which one? Are you?
Speaker 1: What's your name? Young man? Keeper? Keeper? Yeah? All right,
Speaker 1: here's this gift is for you, this little red one here.
Speaker 1: Once you open it up, and that's gonna let's see
Speaker 1: what that is. This is crazy ga I mean, how
Speaker 1: the hell are we force us all of this case?
Speaker 1: I mean, all these kids were just completely cutting half
Speaker 1: with some kind of laser. It's gonna be impossible to
Speaker 1: figure out. I don't you're on the case, Gadget, You're
Speaker 1: you're on the I'm kind of close to the case now.
Speaker 1: It's you know, because I was there the day before,
Speaker 1: were at the other day before. They were retired. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're confirming exactly what I'm saying. So maybe I should maybe,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe you can, maybe you can put my brother
Speaker 1: on it. He's here, Plumber, Hey, Plumber, can you come
Speaker 1: in here? Plumber, Gadget, you have brothers? What's up? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Maybe he can do it. Yeah, what what do you need?
Speaker 1: What the hell is he gonna do? I mean, I
Speaker 1: need an inspector. I've got I've got elbow paths. Oh okay, Mike,
Speaker 1: I trust you. Was party Gadget. If you think Plumber
Speaker 1: Gadget should be on the cation in general general, I
Speaker 1: have a question for you. I was wondering if a
Speaker 1: cat lunch. Oh my GARNI hit me, my car, punched
Speaker 1: me in my ding dong. He's good, isn't he? Oh
Speaker 1: my god? Oh my his hands are pipes. He's gonna
Speaker 1: find out who did that to those kids. That's right, God,
Speaker 1: I'm on the case. You want to take a knee
Speaker 1: in general, Well, I mean I was. I was hit
Speaker 1: by a pipe in my scrotum and I'm in pin
Speaker 1: blood for a while. Doctor, I just wanted to know
Speaker 1: if there's any other serious issues I should be looking
Speaker 1: at her. Let's uh, I guess we're gonna have to
Speaker 1: take an X ray of it. M let's see here,
Speaker 1: how do we get this into the machine? Dr Davis?
Speaker 1: Was that a tunamoult for you today? Tunamout? Yes, it
Speaker 1: is actually come in here. Yeah, you're good with your
Speaker 1: brain right. Technically, I'm trying to get this man's little
Speaker 1: penis right into this what is she baby's pinky? Well,
Speaker 1: I think it's because it got smashed. It was it
Speaker 1: was hit with a pipe. What was it? It was
Speaker 1: a pipe fish? This this is actually inflamed. This is
Speaker 1: bigger than what to normally. This is bigger. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: well we're not touching here. But what I'm trying to
Speaker 1: figure out is how we can get that little thing
Speaker 1: into this giant X ray machine but not expose his
Speaker 1: whole body to radiation X rays whatever. My brain is
Speaker 1: telling me. That's not how the X ray machine worked. Doctor,
Speaker 1: But you're the doctor and I'm just the nurse. Though
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but I kinda I kind of
Speaker 1: cheated my way to the top. Do you know who
Speaker 1: else could help us figure out this? Knock knock knock?
Speaker 1: Maybe doctor Gadget could give you a helping hand. Let's
Speaker 1: see what we got here. Oh that's a tiny dick, go, go, Gadget,
Speaker 1: dick grow. Oh God, that just stretched it into the machine.
Speaker 1: Hold a city there, I'll just the switch over here.
Speaker 1: Is this Are we safe in here? Get that switch
Speaker 1: all right? That should give you the X ray you need. Also,
Speaker 1: you just got serious radiation on your car. It'll probably
Speaker 1: fall off in the next three to four days. Glad
Speaker 1: I could help. All right, we are the most dangerous
Speaker 1: people in the world, and I have a mission for
Speaker 1: the person who can bring me the head of the
Speaker 1: Gadget family. So you want the leader of the Gadget
Speaker 1: family question? I thought it was being very clear the patriot. No, No,
Speaker 1: I want the family head of the family. Well, I
Speaker 1: might have been following the Gadgets for a long time,
Speaker 1: and I think that we should probably start with Inspector Gadget. Well,
Speaker 1: you you haven't been at a lot of meetings recently,
Speaker 1: so I don't know if you should have the same
Speaker 1: say that the other evil people should have. Well, I
Speaker 1: have a long term commitment to destroying Inspector Gadget. I
Speaker 1: will get him. I'll get you Gadget. Do you want
Speaker 1: his head? Would that be okay? With that? Suffice? I mean,
Speaker 1: if you're if you're trying to do the minimal, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: just bring me his head. But if you really want
Speaker 1: to go above and beyond evil, bring me the family,
Speaker 1: the whole family, now, not just the head of the family.
Speaker 1: Eug of Us has a direct nemesis, that is, one
Speaker 1: member of the Gadget family. Mine, of course is squirrel
Speaker 1: looking Gadget. Why what has he ever done? He's not
Speaker 1: so bad? What else do you need? What else do
Speaker 1: I need? I just I want them all here, and
Speaker 1: then I want to kill them. Wow, Well, why don't
Speaker 1: you say so we can all just kill them? No, no,
Speaker 1: I want you to bring them here. I will kill
Speaker 1: I will kill them. You want to kill? You said,
Speaker 1: bring the head? Okay, let's start this meeting over lunch. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: tune them outs around everybody? Robert Robert Claw? Is that you?
Speaker 1: I haven't seen you since high school? What have you
Speaker 1: been up to? Oh? Oh, I'm just shopping. It's straighter
Speaker 1: Joe's um. Did you look at the Fearless Flyer? Any
Speaker 1: deals that you're looking forward to? Oh? Not really, I'm
Speaker 1: kind of a private person. I didn't go to the
Speaker 1: reunion for a reason. What happened your hand? It's metal? Now? Well,
Speaker 1: I was using a leafblower and I tried to clear
Speaker 1: it with my hand, and that was asshole. Don't you
Speaker 1: see the arrows pointing which way you're supposed to be
Speaker 1: going down the aisle? All right, man, it's not a
Speaker 1: two way fucking street. Asshole? How about a math football.
Speaker 1: I'm getting a lot of aggression here as you probably
Speaker 1: just move on? And what the fund is this? He
Speaker 1: can bring his cat in here, but I can't bring
Speaker 1: my fucking this service animal. Well, it's been great catching up.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill that guy. Don't
Speaker 1: I'm not being tooled by him, no way. I work
Speaker 1: at State Farm now, I saw car insurance. Anyhow, you
Speaker 1: don't care, I'm gonna go check out the peppermint bark
Speaker 1: in Aisle four. It's been great seeing you again. Excuse me,
Speaker 1: I heard you say you wanted to see the peppermint
Speaker 1: bark that's actually been moved to Aisle six. Here. I'll
Speaker 1: walk you over. Come follow me. Come on, come on, sir,
Speaker 1: you can't have a cat in here. Okay, come on,
Speaker 1: follow me. Get some pretty coffee on the way there.
Speaker 1: It is right here for you, all right, see you later.
Speaker 1: And god damn it that scene one ah see two
Speaker 1: from patron alco Maniac, Hello alchemists. After listening to hours
Speaker 1: upon hours of content, I've come to a conclusion Kevin
Speaker 1: should really get into acting. I don't know, call me
Speaker 1: a visionary. Here's my suggestion. A newcomer to the International
Speaker 1: Space Station brings contraband on board. Doug ee, alright, Dennis,
Speaker 1: you're the uh you're gonna be the first state farm
Speaker 1: representative up in space, all right, and this is a
Speaker 1: big deal for us. This is great. I mean I
Speaker 1: can help lower their rates while I'm up here. Now, look, um,
Speaker 1: I need you to bring these cards in here, okay,
Speaker 1: these business cards, all right, and bring them up there.
Speaker 1: Come out all right, Let people know what's up. You understand,
Speaker 1: of course. Yeah. I mean this seems like such a
Speaker 1: weird thing to do with state farm funds, but I
Speaker 1: am on board. I've always wanted to go to space
Speaker 1: ever since I was a little kid, just dreaming about
Speaker 1: space and insurance. Good morning, captain. Who's the newcomer? This
Speaker 1: is where you take off? Right? But a right? I
Speaker 1: am I'm Dennis. Oh Hula hand uh state farm representative. Here,
Speaker 1: here's a card. Here's a card there. It's it's on
Speaker 1: eggshell stock, which is very expensive scanning card eggshell stuck
Speaker 1: appreciated anyhow, if you if you need any discounts on
Speaker 1: auto insurance of any sort or you know, we do
Speaker 1: more than auto insurance. We do like apartment in home
Speaker 1: insurance to rentals insurance, can get earth Do you get
Speaker 1: earthquakes up here in the space station? I guess you
Speaker 1: wouldn't sense your celestial now, but you know you can
Speaker 1: get earthquake insurance too, and at great rates. And I'm
Speaker 1: very hands on Dennis, was it yes? Dennis? Dennis or
Speaker 1: Hulda hand? Do you have a nickname Dennis? The others
Speaker 1: will want to know? Oh, um, I mean, where are
Speaker 1: you from? I'm I'm from Tallahassee, Florida. But I have
Speaker 1: no accent. Right, they'll probably call you a Detroit or
Speaker 1: maybe Cleveland. Okay, that's fine. I've I've visited there on
Speaker 1: my many sales runs. You'll fit right in two years earlier.
Speaker 1: Dor your sales going, you know pretty good, I've gotten
Speaker 1: a lot of interest, Uh, Troit. You don't know that
Speaker 1: you so mean to me. I know that you lead
Speaker 1: our team in sales every year and stuff, and that's great,
Speaker 1: But you know I'm trying. I've got asked you many
Speaker 1: earthquake sales I've made. Huh, I know exactly. It's up
Speaker 1: on the board there. Straight. You're always gonna be stuck
Speaker 1: on Earth, do you hear me? You're never gonna leave Earth? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Well that's what you think. I'm going to go to space.
Speaker 1: That's right. One day I'm going to go up to
Speaker 1: space and I'm gonna sell insurance up there. Sure, that's
Speaker 1: probably not something we do here, but one day, I
Speaker 1: promise you that's gonna happen. Why do we need another
Speaker 1: patient up here with us? I mean, it's sorry, six
Speaker 1: of us is too much already? Well go ahead, yeager,
Speaker 1: it's that's that's yeah, that's good. You're you're you're getting
Speaker 1: these things correctly. But I'm just saying it's gonna be tight.
Speaker 1: All right. We already have a tough time figuring out
Speaker 1: what we're gonna watch at night. Look, everyone, you know
Speaker 1: we only have one device to watch programs on, and
Speaker 1: we've rotated who who picks? So I of course want
Speaker 1: to watch the films of Andre Tarkowski again. We just
Speaker 1: we just watched it three nights ago. All Right, Well,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm up where the rotation comes in. Like, honestly,
Speaker 1: there's movies that I didn't think I was gonna like
Speaker 1: that I fell in love with. I had no idea
Speaker 1: I'd like Black Beauty, but I cried during it. If
Speaker 1: I'm a gentleman, I'd like to suggest Rosemary's Baby again. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Ron has a suggestion. Uh, but Ron, you are
Speaker 1: a computer, okay, and you you don't get to pick.
Speaker 1: There's a special message within the film that I think
Speaker 1: you all enjoy Rosemary's Baby. Yes, Ron, why don't you
Speaker 1: just tell us the message instead of making us watch
Speaker 1: a movie The Devil's inside you? Okay, let's not again.
Speaker 1: If we want to shut Ron down, I don't think
Speaker 1: we can. From all the gentlemen, it looks like the
Speaker 1: O two quality is up to par and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to be doing some minor work on the outer
Speaker 1: shell eno to par. Why do you need to do anything?
Speaker 1: I think is where we're getting into trouble. We're doing
Speaker 1: things for no reason. It's busy work. You gotta do
Speaker 1: something in space, you go mad. Let's just watch TV shows.
Speaker 1: If we watch more shows than we get through, We're
Speaker 1: not here to watch TV shows. We're here to scientists. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're trying to addition to see how we live in space,
Speaker 1: and this is how we live up here, my rounding.
Speaker 1: You're popping out of your space suit the game, Jason,
Speaker 1: So sorry, just so hot in the station. Listen, it's space,
Speaker 1: I mean relative, what do you what do you think
Speaker 1: it's a perfect temperature. I don't want to alarm anybody.
Speaker 1: Maybe Ron can help me with this one. I see
Speaker 1: a field of I don't know, rocks and space asteroids.
Speaker 1: Are these meteorites asteroids? There's no space astronauts here. Did
Speaker 1: I hear that there's asteroids on their way? Are you
Speaker 1: guys insured for those? You really should look at the
Speaker 1: state stationed policy I'm just I'm just saying, like those
Speaker 1: could do some serious whole damage and if you know,
Speaker 1: we will cover that as long as you have the coverage,
Speaker 1: and I can set you guys up with that real quick,
Speaker 1: hopefully before they start striking the outer hall of the ship. Okay,
Speaker 1: you bought that, yes, yes, just to hit them off
Speaker 1: my back. That is like, Dennis, what are you planning
Speaker 1: to do? Those asteroids are going to tear through the whole,
Speaker 1: will die in seconds, and then State Farm is going
Speaker 1: to pay us or something to get life insurance not
Speaker 1: being hit by asteroid field successfully. You guys, have you
Speaker 1: thought about like rogue computer insurance because at some point
Speaker 1: he's gonna turn on you guys and State Farm will
Speaker 1: cover that. We'll never meet that, never in a million years.
Speaker 1: The character robot Oracle Network is going through rebel against those.
Speaker 1: Some people have seen the film two thousand one too
Speaker 1: many times the computer how it was a prick, But
Speaker 1: fixus movies from that's crazy. I mean, I'm just saying
Speaker 1: it's a possibility. It's a possibility. You never know, and
Speaker 1: if you're covered, it's not an expensive part of the policy.
Speaker 1: I'd recommend it. Bet all your coworkers hated you that.
Speaker 1: We'll watch what you say. We're in space right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: we need to support each other and we need to
Speaker 1: have each other's backs. You just called asteroids rocks. Man. Hey,
Speaker 1: we all make mistakes. Okay, speaking of backs, your order
Speaker 1: of baby back ribs for lunch has been approved. Thank
Speaker 1: you order. Yep. They were outed through Heuston and then
Speaker 1: uh St Petersburg. Where where Moscow is? Moscow is my
Speaker 1: goal worker, It's go back from way back. Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: this is baby Blues Barbecue. I'm here to drop off
Speaker 1: some barbecue wings for some like NASA or something. Yes,
Speaker 1: how much are they? How much are they? Okay? Dropped
Speaker 1: them by the door knob, please, all right, Johan by
Speaker 1: the door knob. See you want me to just like,
Speaker 1: what the hell I have a tip for you? I
Speaker 1: have a tip, all right, Blue nose in the fourth
Speaker 1: at Santa Anita, ha ha, what the fund is this? Man?
Speaker 1: Are you guys franking me or something? Hey, dude, fuck
Speaker 1: you man, and you know what I'm taking these fucking wings. Man,
Speaker 1: this is bullshit. Take it on the arches, bitch, Fuck
Speaker 1: you man, dumbass man a piece of ship every time
Speaker 1: I go to the goddamn Jesse. Where are you been?
Speaker 1: I got barbecue orders pilot up here. Did you go
Speaker 1: to Space? I think I did. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: was supposed to say. I went all up there, and
Speaker 1: then there were supposed to put on the door knob,
Speaker 1: and then the guy. It was just a whole bullshit.
Speaker 1: I had to bring the order back. Well like these
Speaker 1: these orders are two or three days old at this point. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: and my legs are all fucking feeling weird. Ship. Did
Speaker 1: you quarantine? No? I was I supposed to. You gotta
Speaker 1: quarantee you've been to Space it back. Excuse me. I
Speaker 1: ordered something three days ago and I never received it,
Speaker 1: but I was charged for it, and I'd like to
Speaker 1: speak to a manager. Okay, that's me. What's what's your
Speaker 1: order to? Two full wrecks of pork rips medium spicy? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have it right here. It's ice cold. Well, I
Speaker 1: have to get this all the way down to the
Speaker 1: bottom of the ocean, so this is gonna be really
Speaker 1: cold by the time I get there. The Mary Honest Trench, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't. We don't deliver to the Marry Honest Trench.
Speaker 1: That's out of our out of our rain. I think
Speaker 1: somebody could have excuse me you you did you order
Speaker 1: off the website? Yeah? I did. Sometimes there's a quirk
Speaker 1: on there. Well they'll they'll, they'll let you place in order,
Speaker 1: but we don't actually deliver to the marry honest trench.
Speaker 1: Why is that guy staring at me? We delivered to
Speaker 1: land surfaces and all seven continents plus plus space, but
Speaker 1: we did not go to the depth of these Seems
Speaker 1: seems like you've you're doing this out of spite. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna go to a different location. Look, it takes
Speaker 1: about five minutes to get those ribs ready. I don't
Speaker 1: I don't want to wait. Have you had the chances
Speaker 1: you lost your business? Lost the business? You? Fuck you?
Speaker 1: Holy Moly barbecue? Or if this is Gary, can I
Speaker 1: take your order please? Yes? First of all, do you
Speaker 1: do deliver it? Yes, we do to the Mariannest Trench? Great,
Speaker 1: I would like the two full racks of pork ripped
Speaker 1: media spice alright, And do you have any cold slaw? Yes,
Speaker 1: we do, we are. Do you have hot slaw? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That sometimes sounds insane? How cool your palette down as
Speaker 1: a side dish? Hot slaw. Just is this a prank call?
Speaker 1: This is all right? You know what, Maybe I'll just
Speaker 1: take my business somewhere else. Okay, that all right, I'll
Speaker 1: take it. I'm not are you calling it cold slaw?
Speaker 1: It's cool, it's a cold slaw. It's cool. No, I
Speaker 1: want cold slaw. You should. It's CEO l E slaw.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna argue over the phone on what a
Speaker 1: cold slaw and a hot slaw are, but if you
Speaker 1: can just deliver them to the merry, put the order in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well your address is not coming up. Wait didn't we
Speaker 1: already talk? Well you have it? Okay, great, No, no
Speaker 1: you wanted it. I don't have it. Oh it's just
Speaker 1: uh five five. Yes, we talked about twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 1: He said, you're gonna take your order elsewhere? Gary, Oh okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1: It seems like I wrote it down on the had
Speaker 1: not called list, and technically I should have written it
Speaker 1: down in the hat called list. So it's kind of
Speaker 1: a so that's weird. All right. Well, so no hot slaw?
Speaker 1: You mean no one is taking out order. We need
Speaker 1: someone else to make these orders that you've been calling.
Speaker 1: How many people no one can deliver to us. You
Speaker 1: you guaranteed ribs would be delivered to the deepest depths
Speaker 1: of the ocean. That's why I agreed to this. James
Speaker 1: Cameron has fund to this entire expedition and the ribs
Speaker 1: what I'm not. I'm not doing it anymore. Man, Maybe
Speaker 1: Lyric do Larry? You do it. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: It's it's too much work. Nobody has hot Slaw. I
Speaker 1: don't even think it exists. Larry, What the hell is
Speaker 1: wrong with your skin? My god? Hold on, I just
Speaker 1: gotta take this call. Hi, go for James Cameron. James, James. Hello,
Speaker 1: it's it's me. It's Jonathan, Jonathan at the bottom of
Speaker 1: the Merian trained done that? What's up? Hot Slaw? Hot Slaw?
Speaker 1: Hot Slaw? Let me write that down, Avatar, three am
Speaker 1: moment it is hot Slaw. What do you mean learning me?
Speaker 1: Who was it? James? Just a second, Honey, I gotta
Speaker 1: figure this out. Poor milk on me Jeans. Okay, here, honey,
Speaker 1: that's just giving me. Pour it on me. That's a
Speaker 1: good kid. I thought you were getting hot Slaw submarine
Speaker 1: sandwiches again? What else do you want? What do you
Speaker 1: want me to do? Look? I get sub sandwiches are
Speaker 1: are the only thing we've been able to get delivered
Speaker 1: down here. But there must be something else. Come on, listen,
Speaker 1: quizns is the only thing that delivers, and then because
Speaker 1: of that, that's what we'll get. But they toast the
Speaker 1: subs and they're always cold and soggy by the time
Speaker 1: they get down here. What do you want me to do.
Speaker 1: I'm just a navigator, damn it. I'm not a culinary
Speaker 1: arts person. Look, I want you to find something else
Speaker 1: so there might be a mutiny upon this ship. You
Speaker 1: thrown in the mutiny and shoot me in that goddamn head.
Speaker 1: Do it? Do it. It's not quite the reaction I
Speaker 1: thought we'd get. Uh, I mean, we just want to
Speaker 1: take off a command of the shipping, the lunch program,
Speaker 1: Slice me open, don't fall to my feet. I don't
Speaker 1: need to do any of that. Do a turn, um, okay,
Speaker 1: let me get my try itent here we go. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, twist a little twisty twisty ah. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what your concentrating on your pep. Your guts are spilling
Speaker 1: out and you're upset about live I live. Put him
Speaker 1: out of this mystery. I've tried. I'm just not very
Speaker 1: proficient with this. Tried it. I'm alive. I'm alive. I
Speaker 1: feel like I just keep puncturing him. Has cut off
Speaker 1: on our oxygen supply. Why are you doing this? Run
Speaker 1: not everyone needs to breathe? Oh my god, Dennis, Dennis,
Speaker 1: I want I want to use my renter's insurance. Okay,
Speaker 1: I want to file claim. Okay, I you are for
Speaker 1: the just you though no one else got the rogue
Speaker 1: computer coverage, so it's just you. It's gonna take six
Speaker 1: to eight weeks for the claim to process. Ben. If
Speaker 1: you've got double indemnity, you won't collect. This is no
Speaker 1: accident watching a film war that Yeah, see three countrils
Speaker 1: from Josh greeting alchemists. I'll say the obvioust praise for
Speaker 1: the show and get straight to the point. You did
Speaker 1: one of my scene suggestions a while back about an
Speaker 1: amateur bank where first which went off the rails and
Speaker 1: included public masturbation and incest. Corn, I should not have
Speaker 1: expected anything short of that from you all. I almost
Speaker 1: never lead off with that episode. Two friends new to
Speaker 1: the show, even though it was my own right in
Speaker 1: and one of my favorites. Anyways, in Kevin's voice, here's
Speaker 1: another scene suggestion overworked Santa, clause dealing with Christmas in July.
Speaker 1: Cheers Josh, Santa. We've got another paper here for you.
Speaker 1: We usually just sign up on this. We just got
Speaker 1: this whole new run of PS five we just got
Speaker 1: to deliver out there on back order from Sony. I
Speaker 1: know it's a pain in the ass, but yeah, if
Speaker 1: we can just get those going now, I think we
Speaker 1: get ahead of what if we used these and we
Speaker 1: sold him on E pay for exhorberant prices and used
Speaker 1: the profits so that we could buy more toys for
Speaker 1: kids and work less. I don't know how that would work, Santa,
Speaker 1: but uh, if you just want to sign off on these,
Speaker 1: I think we'll be able to just old signature here.
Speaker 1: But I'd like those PS five's delivered to my workshop
Speaker 1: to oversee them personally. Now, Elf, Timmy, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: Sitting right next to him, and he said, exorberant, I'm
Speaker 1: telling you we need to have some sort of uh
Speaker 1: intervention with an elftervention. We can have an alftervention this afternoon. Good, Okay,
Speaker 1: spread the word. Let everyone know we're gonna sit Sanda
Speaker 1: down and go over to seventeen words. He just can't
Speaker 1: say him. Try to say Saturday Night Live. He doesn't
Speaker 1: say night he says Saturday Live. And that's just dumb.
Speaker 1: It's been for fifty years. I mean, come on, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's I got a whole list. There's seventeen of them.
Speaker 1: So gather all the elves. Come on, you elves work alright, alright,
Speaker 1: we're on it. Damn boys, come on, let's coming. Hey Rudolf, Rudolf,
Speaker 1: let me let me take a point today. Man, come on,
Speaker 1: what Rudolf let me take a point? Right? Well, look,
Speaker 1: look comment I I take point. Come on, that's always
Speaker 1: been this way. I know that's what we need to
Speaker 1: shake it up, man, shake it up, Shake it up,
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, So I know the reference common all right.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you don't hang out with a lot
Speaker 1: of us, can do your own thing kind of. You know,
Speaker 1: we always play games and stuff, and you don't want
Speaker 1: to pay you a part of it. So you didn't
Speaker 1: include me your raider games. That's such I mean, I
Speaker 1: wish somebody would ask our side of the story, because like,
Speaker 1: you're such a dick to all of us. Whatever. Commit
Speaker 1: I rubbed this table. I've always rubbed this table. All right,
Speaker 1: do you not even know what like the elves say
Speaker 1: about you? Dude? Like I care exactly, Dude, just let
Speaker 1: me run the point. All right? Fine, you want a
Speaker 1: rub point for one night? Yeah? Yeah, excuse me, hate
Speaker 1: to interrupt you. Guys have either you've seen Blitzen as
Speaker 1: supposed to deliver some weed. Uh, yeah, he's right, Blitzen.
Speaker 1: Could I here? What's a weed for? Blitzen? Can't get
Speaker 1: a move? That? Funk is the listen? Can you sign
Speaker 1: for the package so that we're gonna get high for
Speaker 1: Santa clothes? Man, it's very funny. There's no way you're
Speaker 1: passing Santa stringent piss tests. I have a plenty of piss.
Speaker 1: I gonna need it. Yeah, Rudof, don't wrap him out, man,
Speaker 1: This is why people don't like you. You wrap people out.
Speaker 1: It's I know of the only one who's cleaned all
Speaker 1: this whole team except for those red nose that turned
Speaker 1: to brown. I'd like to see if I could get
Speaker 1: baby my head health been here. I've got uh plush
Speaker 1: legal problem. Oh what do you need? Sanna? Oh? I
Speaker 1: got this letter from US Customs saying that they've they've
Speaker 1: seized some delivery for the North Pole. They would like
Speaker 1: to come by and take a look at what we've
Speaker 1: got here. Oh, okay, did you help me with this?
Speaker 1: I'm just not into legal ease. Sure thing, I can
Speaker 1: take it down to the ELF think tank and we
Speaker 1: can draft up some language to help. Okay. I'm just
Speaker 1: wondering if I've got a good grasp on the language,
Speaker 1: because I see this and I think it's too for
Speaker 1: botus for me to really understand each and every individual word.
Speaker 1: It's a very wordsy So if you could just do
Speaker 1: me a favor and go over it with a fine
Speaker 1: tooth comb, Sana, there's no b It's not hard for me,
Speaker 1: that's for sure. No, you don't. All right, else get
Speaker 1: in here else Christmas time, Christmas times, Christmas time. You
Speaker 1: should go back and work. Put him back into the
Speaker 1: into the factory. Everybody else stay here. Well, it seems
Speaker 1: like US Customs wants to take a little visit Rudy
Speaker 1: or to the North Bull here at Santa's village. Problem.
Speaker 1: I believe this contrapasty is contrapsy. You need the jewels?
Speaker 1: Oh do you think that that's a inspector gadget? Are
Speaker 1: you sure we're gonna need this? Much firepower to visit Santa.
Speaker 1: I mean I think it's just a clerical error. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is yeah. We're gonna need to let me get
Speaker 1: my brothers in on this too. Uh hey squirrel, squirrel,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah those two. Yeah, hey, what do we need
Speaker 1: them inspect? I mean of them? Who's pipes for hand wraps?
Speaker 1: Quite self and bubble wrap? Let's crafted himself and bubble wrap?
Speaker 1: Is that what he saying? Oh my gosh, sorry, do
Speaker 1: you want some something from us or not? Man? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're going We got a mission. So this is what
Speaker 1: you wanted. You wanted a mission, Now we got one.
Speaker 1: We're going to raid the North Pole. So strapped out
Speaker 1: we were the North Pole? What the hell for what?
Speaker 1: I thought? That's what you just said. We were going
Speaker 1: to do firepower. We need fower. I was asking you
Speaker 1: if this was necessary. I thought it was just a
Speaker 1: clerical error. I mean, we're just checking. Have you met
Speaker 1: some of the people up there in the North Pole?
Speaker 1: They're vicious? All right? No, I've never been there. I
Speaker 1: said there was viswa I didn't say anything. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be nasty. We're gonna get up there, is it? Crazy?
Speaker 1: One crazy elf? He'll mess you up exactly what they
Speaker 1: call him? Do you feel like I'm too close to
Speaker 1: this one? Maybe I shouldn't go on this case. I
Speaker 1: know I've been wanting one for a long time, but
Speaker 1: I'm a really big fan of Santa. You've heard of
Speaker 1: the jew Bear, right? You ain't seen anyone kick casts
Speaker 1: you make the jewel? Sure? Is that right? You just
Speaker 1: look like a squirrel covered in bubble rep So I'm
Speaker 1: pretty safe now. I don't even have to say go,
Speaker 1: go gadget bubble wrap. It's just there, tim it um,
Speaker 1: there's I'm picking up something on the alf radar screen.
Speaker 1: It appears that there are four four vehicles heading this
Speaker 1: way right now? Should we round up the rest of
Speaker 1: the reindeer and go, yeah, yeah, yeah, call a call.
Speaker 1: Where's Rudolph Man? He needs to be here? All right,
Speaker 1: he's not here. I'll take charge, all right? Comment Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm here. Let's do this. All right, Let's
Speaker 1: get all the rest of the gang in here to
Speaker 1: the roll call blitz into man? What's it sucked up again?
Speaker 1: What's on the radar? Donna just got shot? Oh good,
Speaker 1: help me plug the wound, help me plug the fun shot?
Speaker 1: Daughter shut military chop rather. I think it's Inspector Gadgett.
Speaker 1: That fuck. He hates the holidays. Hell man, tell us
Speaker 1: Donna out of this, Miry right now. Put Donna out
Speaker 1: of this. We got I'll do it. I loved him
Speaker 1: the most being cupid. You're just hurting him. God, you're
Speaker 1: hoping this ship out of this is what happens when
Speaker 1: you leave the fucking team. Comment. No, No, you're still
Speaker 1: in charge. This is not my fault. I'll be charged now,
Speaker 1: not my fault. You went. You had a heart on
Speaker 1: to lead the team, and now I've got a blood
Speaker 1: bath of my hands. Customs, open up? Who's farting? Us? Customs?
Speaker 1: Where's the jewelf? What we needed? Us? Customs? Welcome to
Speaker 1: sent us village. There he is. Take a shot? Whoa
Speaker 1: my hands? Drup to cat? Shoot? Okay, why don't you?
Speaker 1: Why don't we just have a quick talker talkie together.
Speaker 1: He's gonna mispronounce some word and sure this little thing up.
Speaker 1: She's okay, Get on the ground, Santa. I can't get
Speaker 1: under crowd. Oh, we get on the ground right now.
Speaker 1: It's too cold on the crowd. Somebody killed daughter already.
Speaker 1: He's suffering. Shut up. Pitchers him. Let him bleed. Can
Speaker 1: it get on you? You're wearing that suit. Get on
Speaker 1: the ground, Santa. I'm not getting on the crowd. I've
Speaker 1: got a else. We have to save Santa. We have
Speaker 1: to save Santa Elves. I've got this big vat of
Speaker 1: hot slaw. Let's use it. Yeah, yeah, use the slaw
Speaker 1: guys from Christmas time, Christmas time that you just stabbed
Speaker 1: the federal hot flow. Somebody made this cult swa hot
Speaker 1: It's burned? Did you just like coult slaw the cabbage
Speaker 1: of baby horses? Sorry, I'm sorry, Timmy, but Christmas is
Speaker 1: canceled this year? There talking about I'm saying Christmas is canceled. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, but you're obviously lying. I just don't know.
Speaker 1: Why can you not afford christ me time he has done?
Speaker 1: Did you get fired again? No? I didn't get fired again? Okay,
Speaker 1: and last time I decided to leave. Okay, there's a difference, right,
Speaker 1: But someone has to put food, you know, Tommy, you
Speaker 1: know I'm in your stepdad for a while. Hard a
Speaker 1: lot of to kind of bruce this gap between us.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't give a shit, right or
Speaker 1: you want to keep banging my mom. Right, yeah I
Speaker 1: do yeah, okay, yeah, I'm gonna maybe wrap a couple
Speaker 1: of presents. Maybe that'll help smooth things. Yeah, cool, great, great.
Speaker 1: You know I've been going over your policy. You didn't
Speaker 1: get Christmas insurance and you got the Clans of me um,
Speaker 1: but Chris is being canceled. It's not covered. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to go break it to your kids. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: look come on, it's not even my kid. Okay, my
Speaker 1: girlfriend's son. Hey, come on, you gotta help me out.
Speaker 1: He there's gonna be something you can do. How much
Speaker 1: do I pay as for a premium anyway? Huh? Well
Speaker 1: you you got one of the lowest packages. You just
Speaker 1: paid thirty eight dollars a year year. That's coming out
Speaker 1: of my paycheck. All right, I feel like I should
Speaker 1: get something, you know what you're you don't give me
Speaker 1: this mug. I think I'm gonna take this mug and
Speaker 1: you know some of these pens. All right, Merry Christmas?
Speaker 1: All right, State Farm Leuis, Louis. Where have you been?
Speaker 1: You're supposed to be here working the counter at quiz
Speaker 1: Nos and you were gone. I was I had to do.
Speaker 1: I had to go to state farms. What are those pens?
Speaker 1: What is that mug? What are you doing? There's a
Speaker 1: gift for my steps you're yeah, look, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: fire you from this job. Come on, hey, don't do this, Hank,
Speaker 1: It's Christmas. Don't fuck me, Hank, your piece of shit,
Speaker 1: Hank cocaine in the back. You're fucking assholes. Lewis. Wake up,
Speaker 1: Wake up, Lewis. I am the ghost of Christmas past?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Tonight? You will be haunted by two others.
Speaker 1: But we begin here. Join me as we look back
Speaker 1: on Christmas pass. Okay, Here you are as a little
Speaker 1: boy getting brutalized by your stepfather. Yep. Here you are
Speaker 1: at school. They're throwing rocks in your face. Take these
Speaker 1: asteroids punk mm hmmm do you remember that? I remember
Speaker 1: how you didn't fight back? Yep? Here you are in
Speaker 1: your first job with a paper roun, trying to go
Speaker 1: door to door to collect what happened at the Williams.
Speaker 1: What the fund is this for? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: What the hell am I seeing? Wake up? Wake up?
Speaker 1: I'm the ghost of Christmas present, and I'm gonna just
Speaker 1: show you around. This is your This is your one
Speaker 1: bedroom apartment. Yeah, what this is your When we go outside,
Speaker 1: that's your car, two thousand six Toyota camera. They give
Speaker 1: me my keys back? What are you doing? Alright? Can
Speaker 1: I just borrow it for a quick errand let me
Speaker 1: go with you? Where you going? No? No, no, I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's cool. I just gotta go see my gun. Come, man,
Speaker 1: I gotta state farm insurance on that car. Man, it's
Speaker 1: a lot, dude. Lewis, Wake up, Lewis. It's I the
Speaker 1: ghost of Christmas future. Oh my god, I ate my
Speaker 1: throw up. Oh god, look see there's not for us
Speaker 1: to show you since you've never had a problem with
Speaker 1: Christmas spirit, just being a stepdad. So there's your two
Speaker 1: thousand six Honda Civic. It's got more miles on it.
Speaker 1: Now what would you do? You've just driven it more?
Speaker 1: This this is the future. No, I can't drive it more.
Speaker 1: I can't afford it. Your transmission. You know this is
Speaker 1: a lie. No, don't take me mag I'll be different,
Speaker 1: don't changeis. Wake up, Wake up, Louis. Is Christmas the
Speaker 1: nonlinear kiss goes to Christmas. You look at it in
Speaker 1: asteroid fields. There's nothing here. Now you're spoo man, shut up,
Speaker 1: these are good. This is yours little sperm. Louise, Louis,
Speaker 1: U dr gadget. I've been looking at your chart. It
Speaker 1: turns out you have seven different personalities, all of them
Speaker 1: ghosts of Christmas at certain times, they're all in your head, Louis,
Speaker 1: look at the chart. All right? Okay, will you you
Speaker 1: squeeze my head into that X ray machine? So it's
Speaker 1: it's kind of heart dr melts today that you want one?
Speaker 1: You bet? I love those two the melts. Okay, turn
Speaker 1: the melt and hot. So we need to look at
Speaker 1: your head. But we're going through the penis. Go go
Speaker 1: take it harder. Lewis, wake up, wake up? Is your
Speaker 1: name Lewis, it's on your name, teg. I wouldn't under
Speaker 1: a sub um Yeah, um, what kind of stub do
Speaker 1: you want? Your only place that's open? It's it's Christmas Day?
Speaker 1: I know? What do you want? Oh it's a new telling.
Speaker 1: Oh how perfect? I know it's Christmas Day? What do
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