Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy, this COVID nineteen edition.
Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes that Kevin Pollock's. Well,
Speaker 1: as the saying goes, if the catfish are jumping, Joey
Speaker 1: soon starts humping. But I digress mean, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to shower you no particular orders. Say hey to James
Speaker 1: Cheeny Jingle, James Alborghini. Tell us why you're certain there's
Speaker 1: a Santa. Well, there's a few reasons why I'm certain
Speaker 1: there's a Santa. Uh. Listed in in the address book
Speaker 1: is a Christopher Kringle, and everyone knows that Christopher Kringle
Speaker 1: is Santa. Santa is like Batman. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: people that can wear Batman's outfit. Christopher Kringle is the
Speaker 1: most common one to wear the Santa outfit. But Santa
Speaker 1: is an idea and you can't deny it. Perfect Now,
Speaker 1: please welcome back Jackie d Ruthie or is the indigenous
Speaker 1: people called they're sits near hangars name at least two
Speaker 1: reindeer games. Yes, hop Scotch, but it's obviously with four
Speaker 1: hoofs instead of two feet, so it's a little trick here.
Speaker 1: And also, uh, blitzen aply a version of monopoly, but
Speaker 1: but still uses this action. Oh yeah, they still roll
Speaker 1: those dice. Yeah. And now here's Craig Kokowski sitting in
Speaker 1: for Wolf Blitzer Kaw. Thanks Kevin Wolf is on vacation
Speaker 1: this week. Let's go directly to the streets of Los
Speaker 1: Angeles where people are writing in favor of alchemy this. Hey,
Speaker 1: there's Chris Alvarado. Can't keep a good Chris down. While
Speaker 1: still attending school, did you ever develop a crush on
Speaker 1: a teacher? No, No, because I think it was a
Speaker 1: bit of a late bloomer. But I did have an
Speaker 1: English teacher that would let us all kiss her on
Speaker 1: the cheek after class and all Jesus, what was his name?
Speaker 1: It was Ms Flores. He just docks her. Dude, I know, well,
Speaker 1: there's a Miss Flora's and we'd all like line up
Speaker 1: and kiss her on the cheek. Goodbye. This information needs
Speaker 1: to get out there. Good Lord, the time to bust
Speaker 1: Miss Flora's. And last, but no more, Captain Crunch. If
Speaker 1: you think of it's Joey Greer, Candy Cane LaRue. When
Speaker 1: you're gonna great question, and I want to answer that
Speaker 1: in several parts. If I can break those parts down
Speaker 1: and actually create more parts from those parts, I think right,
Speaker 1: uh two, Well which section that's the question? So second
Speaker 1: eight okay, great, yeah, totally. So not only are we
Speaker 1: going to be able to use liquid inside the cooling system,
Speaker 1: but we're also gonna be able to drink that same liquid.
Speaker 1: So that's the benefit of the machine itself. Now, once
Speaker 1: the liquid is completely circulated the entire device, we're gonna
Speaker 1: have an opportunity to take a step back and we
Speaker 1: want to steam it up or we want to let
Speaker 1: a cool down, like cool cool Because I know what
Speaker 1: you're thinking. It's it's part of the cooling system. But
Speaker 1: it's gonna get hot, okay, because it's obviously cooling something
Speaker 1: that's really hot. So the water is gonna get hot, people,
Speaker 1: That's just how it works. But when it pumps out
Speaker 1: through the fueling system, there's another pump over there, the fuelings.
Speaker 1: It's gonna mix with a little bit of gasoline. I
Speaker 1: haven't got that part of So yeah, I did say earlier,
Speaker 1: you can drink it, but it's not a little bit
Speaker 1: of gasoline ain't bad, you know what I mean? You
Speaker 1: huff it? Who doesn't huff gas I've drinking gasoline before.
Speaker 1: It's not a problem. It's a liquid. If a liquid
Speaker 1: is bad to drink, then don't make it a liquid.
Speaker 1: That's my whole thing. And that's so God. What the hell? Right? If?
Speaker 1: Why all this sweet liquid everywhere? But apparently a ocean
Speaker 1: I can't drink and I'll go crazy if I drink?
Speaker 1: What was What was the question, Kevin? I'm trying to
Speaker 1: relate it back to the question in my heart. All right,
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Speaker 1: sexy people? Remember me? I had the scene suggestion of
Speaker 1: the man thinking he was having a heart attack, But
Speaker 1: isn't based on my own life experiences. I believe it
Speaker 1: was the first time ever in Kevin's life of him
Speaker 1: saying the long dragged out anyway, proved me wrong, Folks,
Speaker 1: proved me wrong. I'm fine now, by the way, my
Speaker 1: blood pressure is top not that I'm back to eating
Speaker 1: bond bonds every morning. Anyway. My scene suggestion goes like this,
Speaker 1: A walk in the park leads to a scene right
Speaker 1: out of Hitchcock's The Birds. All my love, especially to
Speaker 1: Joey Mike from Bisbee, Arizona. Why were you late? I said,
Speaker 1: meet me in the park at twelve. It's twelve six. Sorry,
Speaker 1: it's just as I've gotten older, it's hard for me
Speaker 1: to keep up and get everywhere right. But I'm glad
Speaker 1: you saved me a spot on the bench. It's just
Speaker 1: really nice. But you see it as a disrespect to me, right, Oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't mean it to be like that. I care
Speaker 1: a great deal about you. I just I always think
Speaker 1: that I'm faster than these feet really do carry me.
Speaker 1: It's just the people who run late as a habit. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's just them. That doesn't work for me. Oh it's
Speaker 1: my age. I'm not trying to make a good impression.
Speaker 1: Who who was that? Did you say that? Exactly? Sure?
Speaker 1: Are you still here? I gotta I've gotta find out
Speaker 1: what that was you used to hot? Oh ship? Get yeah?
Speaker 1: Give me two? All right? Everything on it? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: everything onions, tomatos, peanut butter, nyonnaise, hat, care you go? Thanks?
Speaker 1: Should I need a second one? God? Damnit? Did you
Speaker 1: see that guy? Yes? Everything onion, olive Peter Man. So
Speaker 1: you're just sitting on the bench. You're by yourself or oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this seat's taken. Actually, uh but well my son,
Speaker 1: my son was here just a hinted ago. But I
Speaker 1: mean there's a bench right right over there, you old man.
Speaker 1: What there's a solar flare that happened and then made
Speaker 1: all these electronic scooter sentient. I don't lose electronic. I
Speaker 1: think I'm crazy, but I got facts. I got them backed.
Speaker 1: I got bon bones all over my chest, seeping in
Speaker 1: my body. Give him. You don't have to show me that.
Speaker 1: Keep your jacket out, sure, keep your bonds. They tell
Speaker 1: me see secret. Now I'm absolutely certain. Hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: here are you chasing me? You seem to like you
Speaker 1: were trying to communicate something when you went past. You
Speaker 1: have a hat on your ship. Is it a gone?
Speaker 1: Is it gone? Yeah? Okay? Thanks? Thanks? Oh? Can I
Speaker 1: get you one? Hey? Yeah? No, no, I'm running away
Speaker 1: from something. Man, I'm running away from something. What what? What?
Speaker 1: What is it? It's done to your business? You can
Speaker 1: talk to me. How much the FAF eight dollars for
Speaker 1: two pieces? All right? Give me three? Okay? Oh man,
Speaker 1: I'm having a hard it's twelve. How you just sitting
Speaker 1: here on the bench by yourself? Well, I'm at the moment.
Speaker 1: I'm by myself for my shot. Will be back any minute.
Speaker 1: We have a standing date every Monday. We always get
Speaker 1: together here and we feed the birds. But you could
Speaker 1: sit with that man across over there. It has the
Speaker 1: bun buns in his chest. There's a lot of are
Speaker 1: you trying to tell? Did your son pass? No? My son?
Speaker 1: My son ran after another man that was running, and
Speaker 1: we're going to feed the birds here in a minute.
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Did you just say you couldn't feed the birds?
Speaker 1: And just a minute? Well, I don't want to waste
Speaker 1: the seed that I've brought. I've got this bag here,
Speaker 1: but I'm going to give this to the birds when
Speaker 1: my son gets bad. It's kind of my thing didn't
Speaker 1: eat the birds here in this park, birds covered in birds,
Speaker 1: is covered in birds. It's what I do. And I
Speaker 1: mean some of those birds was dead and staple. But
Speaker 1: bus it ain't good. Well, what's happening? Kid? Backfired, the
Speaker 1: whole the whole project. Everything, it's it's it's it's gone nuts.
Speaker 1: What are you saying? You say the electronic scooters have
Speaker 1: experienced the singularity. That's that's what I'm saying. We lost Tommy.
Speaker 1: Tommy's gone. He's gone. He's fucking gone. I saw him
Speaker 1: right before my fucking eyes. Those birds sucking red him
Speaker 1: over it. I know it. I made those scooters too smart.
Speaker 1: They've become sentience. Look, we don't have much time. I
Speaker 1: think they know. Good news, you guys. Big sale, big
Speaker 1: sale on the birds. Oh my gosh, I got an
Speaker 1: order for twenty thou scooters to put in Austin, Texas.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, Kyle, look at me,
Speaker 1: look at me. Get backfired. Everything's gone terribly wrong, terribly wrong,
Speaker 1: terribly wrong. Because I'm gonna get a raise, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: meet my bonus. Get Yeah. Maybe here's is jealous of
Speaker 1: Kyle for making a big shdience listen to me to fire.
Speaker 1: If you just hit me, Hell, we have to at
Speaker 1: least report you hr for that. We're fucked. I mean Austin, right,
Speaker 1: I mean they fit right in. Alright, so you hit somebody?
Speaker 1: Is that what happened? I don't We don't have time
Speaker 1: for this. We don't have time. That the birds are
Speaker 1: coming after us. They've turned sentience. Do you know what
Speaker 1: that means? I know what sense means, and I know
Speaker 1: what a tent is. Does that help you? Does it
Speaker 1: help you to understand the gravity of the situation? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're looking our latest model there, that's the sense tent
Speaker 1: and just step on in. Okay, yeah, and feel something special. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you get a sense of something special. You're not actually
Speaker 1: feeling anything. That's the beauty because for me to feel again,
Speaker 1: let's try, let's try the sense of smell. Give that
Speaker 1: a shot. Okay, I will something I haven't been able
Speaker 1: to enjoy ever since my fifth husband passed. Can you
Speaker 1: imagine five husband's all passing? What makes me inappropriate? Sometimes?
Speaker 1: What the last one passed from that one was a
Speaker 1: bit of a mystery. Honestly, they all were a bit
Speaker 1: of a mystery in it. And if you were to
Speaker 1: ask me in an official capacity, I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 1: But if you were to ask me on the keys
Speaker 1: are interrupted, Henry, gonna thought you for a second. Excuse me,
Speaker 1: I'll be in the tent. Yeah, I get a good sense.
Speaker 1: I think she might be the one in what regard
Speaker 1: for you, man, I think you should lock that down. Look,
Speaker 1: I normally don't do this, but you know that wedding
Speaker 1: ring always keeping on me. Well here you go, don't
Speaker 1: you take this? Why don't you go ask her right there?
Speaker 1: That's my grandmother, by the way, that those are real diamonds.
Speaker 1: That's a did you hear her say her last five
Speaker 1: husbands seriously died? Oh so she's single? Yeah? Do it on? Yeah? Yeah, no.
Speaker 1: Just when she said that, you came along and said
Speaker 1: you want to interrupt, we got we got a live
Speaker 1: one one of those tents. And if you guys aren't
Speaker 1: into it, I'm gonna go swoop over that with your
Speaker 1: saying yeah, hanks about going there and get it, get it,
Speaker 1: get over it. Do you know what that? Well, I'm
Speaker 1: getting a different sense, So give it a shot. A hanker, Henry,
Speaker 1: because I don't know if I said both or not,
Speaker 1: and I just want to Danny. Can I can I
Speaker 1: white a school to Danny? Do you have an app
Speaker 1: on your PHONEC white the scooter? I got a nap,
Speaker 1: all right, let me take a look. They're supposed to
Speaker 1: be eighteen, Danny. Please, I'm George. Let him ride the
Speaker 1: damn scooter where you? Please? Thank you? Monica, you know what,
Speaker 1: He's gonna get hurt and you're gonna have to sit
Speaker 1: in the e r with him. Okay, please used to
Speaker 1: wear a helmet? Okay, no your jamas. Just open the
Speaker 1: app and get him the skinn Monica, you're way putty.
Speaker 1: You're way putty it than my mommy. You have no
Speaker 1: ship hunt here's like hell yeah, all right here? And
Speaker 1: I think you have to add my phone with the
Speaker 1: other way too far away. It might turn off here
Speaker 1: ty dollars, kid, get your get your father a better disposition. Okay,
Speaker 1: Oh okay, give me the phone. Okayoo boo boo boo
Speaker 1: boo boo. Book the kid just run on the freeway.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to tell me that you don't have
Speaker 1: my ring anymore? Shamus gave it to you to clean it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's all his bird shit on it. And I had
Speaker 1: to take it in and get it cleaned up, and
Speaker 1: so it should be clean by now that you know. Look,
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna pass by the time this
Speaker 1: was gonna gonna come to a head. I didn't really
Speaker 1: think that I was gonna have kind of have a
Speaker 1: reckoning with you, you know, just what a Yeah, and
Speaker 1: my own grandmother gave me what sort of ring you're
Speaker 1: looking for, sir? Uh? Something old timy, something like came
Speaker 1: from the old world. Yeah, okay, something that says like
Speaker 1: I was escaping atrocities, so I came to America for
Speaker 1: a whole new world in life. And ok, okay, some
Speaker 1: melted gold and then re s some some of the
Speaker 1: a lot of diamonds are Oh my god, look at that, kids,
Speaker 1: you say, I didn't realize that. Look. I think I
Speaker 1: was chasing them these nuts out there anyway. Alright, Uh,
Speaker 1: what size ring? Are you looking for? Two pinkies together?
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know which size that is, but
Speaker 1: if you pressured pinkies together? Did think? Did that kid
Speaker 1: look happy? Because he was on a bird doing about
Speaker 1: fifty but he looked happy. Right, I think there was
Speaker 1: a wind. That kid looked happy. It's called for lafle. Wow,
Speaker 1: look at that kid happy. Right. Sorry, I'm gonna need
Speaker 1: to check your food distribution permits for both of you.
Speaker 1: I am my FDP right here, all right? That was fast, ma'am.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm a vendor. You have to have an FDP.
Speaker 1: That scene one that is seen one. Oh my, that
Speaker 1: kid was going fast. Two comes from patron Alcamaniac Hayley.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Haley, Love you, Haley. We She wrote seene suggestion.
Speaker 1: A neighborhood is famous for their holiday light displays, but
Speaker 1: a new family, maybe they're in a cult. I don't know,
Speaker 1: moves in. It doesn't have to participate, h o. A
Speaker 1: meetings are called an insanity ensues or another suggestion. I
Speaker 1: was obsessed with voting when I was a kid, and
Speaker 1: would constantly write the President's letters demanding they meet with
Speaker 1: me to see if they would let me vote. So
Speaker 1: my suggestion as a conference where the president gets to
Speaker 1: choose what kid gets to vote. She then forwarded me.
Speaker 1: As I followed up with her, she forwarded me a
Speaker 1: letter she wrote to President Bush. It goes as follows,
Speaker 1: Dear George Bush, not Dear President Bush. Dear George Bush,
Speaker 1: I would like to know if you, me and some
Speaker 1: other kids from around the United States could all the
Speaker 1: conference in El Paso, Texas, and you could ask the
Speaker 1: kids questions. You could decide which one of the kids
Speaker 1: could vote. Some of us are interested in voting because
Speaker 1: we care about the future of our country. This is
Speaker 1: our homeland. Everybody has feelings. Sincerely, Haley Bonds, age eight,
Speaker 1: grade three. PS. Please try to do this. Amen. Wow,
Speaker 1: everyone does that. Feelings is awesome. H Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is Oh my god. I love coming on Maple Street.
Speaker 1: Look at this. All the houses are just lit up.
Speaker 1: This is gorgeous. Just oh my god. I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm like I'm a riot carry music video or something
Speaker 1: that all Christmas lights all that. This is so insane.
Speaker 1: Get a photo of me over here. Get a photo
Speaker 1: of me over here. Alright, alright, hold on, get you
Speaker 1: a little closer, getting next to the center. They're always
Speaker 1: on your phone. I phone for the picture, texting or
Speaker 1: on Instagram or something. I was texting. But now look
Speaker 1: at this photo here, Oh my god, take this picture. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: will take this one, but the same do what what
Speaker 1: are you doing in your phone? Take this picture? I
Speaker 1: Am going to take the picture. You just gotta stay still.
Speaker 1: You keep take me over here, take this phote over here,
Speaker 1: look at this photo. Let me just turn around, and
Speaker 1: then when I turn around, take the photo. You know what,
Speaker 1: you don't make photo shoots enjoyable, Carol, You make put
Speaker 1: photo shoots unenjoyable. I can't even experience look at all
Speaker 1: this around is this is beautiful. I'm not experiencing any
Speaker 1: of it because I keep getting shuffled around for pictures. Um.
Speaker 1: Mr President, Um, you're three o'clock canceled, and your next
Speaker 1: meeting is with those third graders at four o'clock, so
Speaker 1: you have a free hour. Is there anything you'd like
Speaker 1: to catch up? I mean I wouldn't mind getting high, okay? Uh?
Speaker 1: And choice of some weight, just some weight. Well, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: because it's been legalized in so many areas, there are
Speaker 1: now three two strands of weight. So if you could
Speaker 1: be a little more specific, the third one third number three,
Speaker 1: you'd like it. And then I was thinking, like, you
Speaker 1: know what if like all like you could like eat
Speaker 1: your hold on a circuit. Oh ship, Oh dude, I
Speaker 1: got I gotta drop off some weed to the press.
Speaker 1: Oh ship, drop off some bud to the commander, and
Speaker 1: we have to go. You said, take blood, take our
Speaker 1: bodies as take on. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm actually like I have to go through like a
Speaker 1: really stringent like background check and all that. Hey, Bob,
Speaker 1: you've been my secret service for how long though? What
Speaker 1: is it? Three years? Exactly? Two years and nine months,
Speaker 1: Mr President? Two years now months? You never you never relax? Well,
Speaker 1: I relaxed my own way. When my shift is over,
Speaker 1: Mr President. Look, I'm gonna invite you to smoke with
Speaker 1: me this afternoon. I really can. I have to have
Speaker 1: full control of my faculties. I think. I'm sorry. Who's
Speaker 1: the boss you are? Sir? Thank you, thank you. So
Speaker 1: I order you to get high with me. Okay? Are
Speaker 1: we are smoking or doing animals? You know we're gonna
Speaker 1: smoke old school style joint Okay, like a reefer cigarette. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I'll be for a cigarette. Yeah yeah. I don't
Speaker 1: know much about this number three strand, but I know
Speaker 1: I want you and I to connect on a different level.
Speaker 1: I just said there is a credible assassination attempt that
Speaker 1: we are we're trying to prevent today. But Bob sucking
Speaker 1: be honest with you. In some ways, they'd be doing
Speaker 1: me a favor. I gotta meet with some I gotta
Speaker 1: meet with some kids. Fuck, I love number three. Oh
Speaker 1: sh at, what's that strain? Okay? Oh, I know we
Speaker 1: can do here, can right there? Give me some of that,
Speaker 1: but this is his But you can't do that. We
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Manager? You coming to this is
Speaker 1: my apartment. You come in here all the time. You
Speaker 1: spoke my ship. You brought a little dimeter three. I
Speaker 1: give out your address as my own as I'm currently
Speaker 1: in between places and have been for the past seven months.
Speaker 1: This is nuts. That's gonna do you understand they do
Speaker 1: background checks on me all the time because I give
Speaker 1: dope to the press. Now give me some of that
Speaker 1: Carole Baskin, and let's go drop it off to the press.
Speaker 1: Right yeah, let's go drop out, he said, let's due.
Speaker 1: Let's right right on the end. How did their neighbors?
Speaker 1: I see you guys are doing a photo shoot here
Speaker 1: on my lawn. Uh listen, well, we love them. People
Speaker 1: visit Maple Street. As you can tell, we have a
Speaker 1: lot of pride in our street and all these decorations.
Speaker 1: The problem is, YOUTO seem to be arguing loudly and
Speaker 1: it's kind of dampening the joy. Well, I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you this. The milk dudge are telling me right now.
Speaker 1: All the bond bonds are telling me the future. I
Speaker 1: know the secrets you're saying to me there, telling me
Speaker 1: to live, not even with us. Carol and I are
Speaker 1: just taking photos. Uh. And honestly, I was just speaking
Speaker 1: to the window and I saw you were on your
Speaker 1: phone and not really taking he was. He never connects
Speaker 1: with me. It's just like I'm taking photos with my
Speaker 1: fucking phone. Okay. There was no cussing on Maple Street. Oh, Sharon,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I was just in my house looking
Speaker 1: through my window seeing you, by the way, but not
Speaker 1: speak on all of our behalves. That would be great.
Speaker 1: I just thought at the last meeting we discussed we
Speaker 1: wanted more joy on the street. Some people did discuss that. Yes,
Speaker 1: I can't say that I seconded that notion because I
Speaker 1: absolutely did not. Um. I believe in being an autonomous
Speaker 1: person on this block. This is Bev by the way,
Speaker 1: president husband's president of Viacom. You might have heard of it.
Speaker 1: She'll let you know in a couple of seconds and
Speaker 1: three two. If you've never heard of Viacom my husband,
Speaker 1: fucking president. That's why I don't need to decorate my house. Okay,
Speaker 1: this block might be really festive. My house not so much. Oh,
Speaker 1: thanks for seeing us today. Um. First of all, uh,
Speaker 1: congrats again on CBS being the Tiffany Network, even if
Speaker 1: you're audience share has has dropped considerably over the years. Um.
Speaker 1: So today we're just going to pitch you a new
Speaker 1: show for my husband. So if you can just like
Speaker 1: explain that to me, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: what's just as if I'm a child. Okay, sure, So
Speaker 1: we're going to pitch you a new idea for a
Speaker 1: new television show. This is one in particular, is a
Speaker 1: reimagine a child, sir, So we want to add some
Speaker 1: Google guy guys and maybe some flower lingers. I'm a
Speaker 1: tiny little child. A difference between child baby? Is it
Speaker 1: a child or a baby? It sounds like infant Now
Speaker 1: I was thinking child sex seven year old? But that's
Speaker 1: what I thought. Why don't you stop assuming in picture
Speaker 1: project tim? Is it? Hey? Bob, you know the only
Speaker 1: difference between you and me is this pin if you
Speaker 1: think about it, Yes, yes, yes, Mr President, you're you're
Speaker 1: You're right you're right. This office is an oval. I mean,
Speaker 1: I've been in this office so many times, but I've
Speaker 1: never actually seen that it's an oval. Like what are ovals?
Speaker 1: What are shapes? Okay? I see, I see a shape.
Speaker 1: You see this tiny square, but that's blue. If you
Speaker 1: press that and talk into it, you can ask for
Speaker 1: anything and they'll just bring it right to you. Oh God,
Speaker 1: I want like Twinningham sandwiches deservant ju too. Alright, kids,
Speaker 1: this it is a pretty important opportunity. No one's going
Speaker 1: to be expecting you to kill the president. We can right.
Speaker 1: What the hell are you doing? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Man normally interruptions to tell us
Speaker 1: how to kill the president? It's the revolution, a real mean?
Speaker 1: Or do we punch him? How does it happen? Know
Speaker 1: all I need you to do. Which one of you
Speaker 1: is the best at aiming? Here? I can't aim. Don't
Speaker 1: pick me. I only got one gun, okay, So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna leave it right here in the center of the room.
Speaker 1: The quickest I'm gonna pick it up. But what I
Speaker 1: don't understand is how can you anticipate a gun shot? Like?
Speaker 1: What bullets are so fast? And then like you. It's trade.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know you see it coming? What?
Speaker 1: I have never heard steely dad like this. I've never
Speaker 1: liked them, but now I do because there is actually
Speaker 1: them the office. Yes, that's right, this is their middle
Speaker 1: of freedom. So I think this is an an alarm
Speaker 1: of some sorts. Hello, No, I don't know what these
Speaker 1: kids are like going off with this. Don huh high
Speaker 1: you guys. You're supposed to smoke after we make the drop,
Speaker 1: not before. I've been smoking, like consistently for my sixty
Speaker 1: years to go to the White House. Right, just drop
Speaker 1: us off of the White House. We already sent a
Speaker 1: letter to the Secret Service telling them we were coming.
Speaker 1: Hopefully they're taking it seriously. Take the kids with guns, Okay, Beth,
Speaker 1: I guess we could just cancel Christmas if that would
Speaker 1: make you happier. Is that what you want? That? That's
Speaker 1: not what I want. I don't feel it feels like
Speaker 1: this is the h O and I will not have
Speaker 1: this kind of fighting happening in all hallowed halls. So heavenly,
Speaker 1: I think you're talking about your husband. He's president, very important.
Speaker 1: I actually had to sit in for him. It was
Speaker 1: very difficult. You know. I want to mention and you
Speaker 1: can write this down if you want. Secretary, Um, we've
Speaker 1: never actually seen your husband. Just say that, you could
Speaker 1: you all just slow down a little, said, write it down.
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to write it down so you see
Speaker 1: your husband and then you just start laughing. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: said he exists, which means that he probably doesn't exist,
Speaker 1: because who would say that. Don't write that part down though,
Speaker 1: don't write that down, I don't think so. Okay, right
Speaker 1: down whatever you think is nest right down at all, Bob,
Speaker 1: give me just take your shirt off and then you
Speaker 1: can feel the presidential air if you think about it. Okay, okay, yes,
Speaker 1: yes I can. I think I should get don't you
Speaker 1: don't get it. Don't get it? You get okay, okay, okay, Hi,
Speaker 1: we're here to see the president. Who what? Who is?
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of kids. It's that time. It's that time. Yeah? No.
Speaker 1: Should I tell Steely Dan to stop playing where? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: don walt give it a rest, Okay, okay, okay, five,
Speaker 1: let's do it. Hey, kids, welcome to the office. Eat
Speaker 1: hot Land. This feels incredible. I feel the bullet going
Speaker 1: through every part of me. You're dying. It's a matter
Speaker 1: to take the hint for you, Mr President, in both
Speaker 1: senses of the work. Oh I'm crying and laughing at
Speaker 1: the state. Wait wait, wait, this guy just got shot.
Speaker 1: We can help him. It's medicinal. Just throw it in
Speaker 1: the room. Put this in the hole, put this whole
Speaker 1: on fire. Smoke from the back end of it. Don't
Speaker 1: let the kids go though they're in trouble. You guys
Speaker 1: stay here. We should we get out of I can't
Speaker 1: be around kids like that. Man, I'm here on your
Speaker 1: lap and find out if I'm naughty or night what?
Speaker 1: No resident, the buzz is wearing off? What the funk
Speaker 1: am I doing? Oh ship, oh god, before he gets
Speaker 1: like his wits about him, it'll call the wound. Somebody
Speaker 1: put a gummy in my bullet wound. Get that. Gummies
Speaker 1: are better. You don't even have to light that on fire.
Speaker 1: Let's just that should be good. Let's not about lights lights,
Speaker 1: And that was put a gummy in my bullet wound.
Speaker 1: I'm taking that new song from Kids Are Crazy coming
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Speaker 1: stick out of a whole bunch of chup? Okay, So
Speaker 1: that's a great that's a great practice. Hey bev. I
Speaker 1: just I wanted to say, Mary Christmas. I know today's
Speaker 1: the actual day, and wow, I mean to come to
Speaker 1: my house. And I did have to take a break
Speaker 1: from being with my husband on this day that lovers
Speaker 1: spent together, and I've also been taking a break. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you've seen, but Mr Belvedere hasn't been
Speaker 1: around it. Lad, I've actually never seen Mr Belvedere. But
Speaker 1: I wasn't questioning whether he doesn't exist. He doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: I'm all alone on this Christmas Day. I mean, sure
Speaker 1: I have my lights, and sure that couple is still
Speaker 1: arguing on my front lawn. But you can come and
Speaker 1: spend it with me in the president of Viacom, but
Speaker 1: you will have to take a blood oath and forever
Speaker 1: call me Mastros and him never mind, never mind. It's
Speaker 1: really really special and you're going to really get a
Speaker 1: lot out of it. You're gonna become a better person,
Speaker 1: aren't they? Why should you have for life? Aren't there
Speaker 1: some trying to extend in all of branch and I'm
Speaker 1: extending one as well. I'm lights. Um, Hey, did you
Speaker 1: see the news voice and she really went down at
Speaker 1: the White else yesterday? Huh? Kids at each other like that?
Speaker 1: If you kids are feeling unsure about that and don't
Speaker 1: really understand how to carry on. Feel free to come
Speaker 1: into my house and take a blood oath and call
Speaker 1: me mastress, and the president called my husband Mastros. For
Speaker 1: the rest of your lives, it will only be five
Speaker 1: hundred dollars to start. We're good. Tell me that is crazy.
Speaker 1: And when I just never came home, it was that simple.
Speaker 1: Can I have another martini? Please? Thank you? It's under
Speaker 1: a belvedere, yes, but I just sir, the jet is
Speaker 1: running out of fuel, and you're telling us that we
Speaker 1: can't land, but we also can't stay up in the air.
Speaker 1: So you've got to make a choice right now. Well,
Speaker 1: why don't we think about it? They's been thinking about
Speaker 1: it the y Okay, we're gonna die. Okay, we're gonna die.
Speaker 1: Hold on, if we don't have any fuel, I know
Speaker 1: exactly what to do. I know exactly what to do.
Speaker 1: Just open the door right here, let me go check
Speaker 1: the fuel. I'll just Even though we watched a man
Speaker 1: die just a mirror a few days ago, I'm still
Speaker 1: feeling like we're having a very merry Christmas. One of
Speaker 1: my best Christmas is ever. Like it's actually ended up
Speaker 1: pink pretty solid. Yeah, yeah, this is actually legit. Night.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do this until next year. But
Speaker 1: I did get you Christmas presents. You where you get?
Speaker 1: So I got one? Oh wait a second, was that tooth?
Speaker 1: Did you guys just here tooth trash ship? I'm so asleep,
Speaker 1: totally fell asleep. I had a pop tart and then
Speaker 1: it just knocked me out. The pop tart wasn't a
Speaker 1: pop tart, dude, that was of weed. I put it
Speaker 1: in the toaster. Bob. Yeah, no, unless referring to my
Speaker 1: Secret Service. Yes, yes, Mr President, Um, I to see
Speaker 1: you're recovering. Well, what are all these machines you have
Speaker 1: me hooked up to? You died? I thought I did.
Speaker 1: I thought that was Candon. But you know I'm the president.
Speaker 1: You know I can make wishes come true. I don't
Speaker 1: want to I don't want to live like this. Bring
Speaker 1: in candy cane body, yes, please, you represent. Yes, you
Speaker 1: are going to be the symbol of Christmas for all
Speaker 1: of America. No, I don't what that first ever live
Speaker 1: candy cane man, Just your head a top of candy cane.
Speaker 1: I died in the light of fire. That's what every
Speaker 1: Secret Service agent was, your President. I don't know if
Speaker 1: the candy cane body is gonna be able to support
Speaker 1: the weight of his head. I don't give a ship
Speaker 1: what you think do want now, Bob? Nobody knows about
Speaker 1: the shooting. You raised it. Everyone including your family is
Speaker 1: gonna think this is your choice. Still do this, sir? Well, Bob,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have any of your steak or not? Oh
Speaker 1: that's right, you can't. I just meet anymore because you
Speaker 1: wanted Candy Keen. Yeah, you know. Why the hell do
Speaker 1: I even try anymore? If this is what it's gonna
Speaker 1: be like. Look, I want to try to make love
Speaker 1: again tonight. No, no, no, it's gonna get We can
Speaker 1: find away, try and then you start dissolving inside. There
Speaker 1: is no more to be said after you do me.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck it, Tar same three some will who wrote
Speaker 1: Hello again Alchemist. This is my second super freaking late
Speaker 1: night email in a wrong But what's time these days? Anyway?
Speaker 1: I have to play the b day card keV keV.
Speaker 1: I share the same birthday with my two best friends,
Speaker 1: Sam and Liam. They're almost fans of the show coming up,
Speaker 1: just shy on that fandom. I bombard them constantly with
Speaker 1: the best episodes of the show. But it turns out
Speaker 1: you actually have to pay attention to something to fully
Speaker 1: fucking appreciate it. But I die, Gruce. My scene is
Speaker 1: this triple birthday plans on the one night of September.
Speaker 1: Order up, will Okay, remember when he gets there, just
Speaker 1: act surprised. Okay, I know he knows this surprise party. Wait,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's going to be that big of
Speaker 1: a surprise. He knows there's a surprise. I'm saying, he's
Speaker 1: not gonna act surprise. So if we do, we're surprised
Speaker 1: he came home kind of thing at all. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: there's four bottles in the drunk so just will act surprised, right,
Speaker 1: I mean there's only four of us, first of all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so bottle each, right, and we have our own bottle. Jesus,
Speaker 1: we're gonna drink from the bottle. Yeah, like we can't
Speaker 1: find good health these days. So yeah, my I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna be honest with you. I'm married, but my wife
Speaker 1: is out of town. If maybe you wanted to come
Speaker 1: back to my place and finish this conversation, Wow, that's
Speaker 1: super hot. I'm just saying, I'm I you know, I
Speaker 1: already told him a business man. I was already interested
Speaker 1: in you just based on your your looks and your
Speaker 1: side up. And now that I know you're cheating on
Speaker 1: your wife with me, yeah I know, I know, and
Speaker 1: and I wasn't lying. Today is my birthday. Happy birthday. Now,
Speaker 1: that's not just a line that you It's not. It's not.
Speaker 1: It's not. You can see my idea December twenty one.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. It's I just heard you guys talking to
Speaker 1: the bar. It's my birthday, do That's why I'm here
Speaker 1: celebrating myself. You know, you got You're the one that
Speaker 1: has to blow, right, you have that. I heard you blow,
Speaker 1: But I have. I don't think I should do anymore.
Speaker 1: But it's my birthday. Look at my I d You know.
Speaker 1: This is weird and I don't know why I didn't
Speaker 1: bring it up before. But it's also my birthday. What no,
Speaker 1: I like? I went out to celebrate, maybe hope to
Speaker 1: pick somebody up. You know, it's a birthday tradition that
Speaker 1: I have. I'm sorry you say your birthday September twenty
Speaker 1: Oh god, that's my birthday. Hey listen, this is a
Speaker 1: crazy idea. That was a close one. Yeah, obviously I
Speaker 1: would invited you back to my house. But I don't
Speaker 1: see why we can't make this a real party. But
Speaker 1: you want to celebrate your birthday with us? I mean,
Speaker 1: I love too. I just got trash cheered by myself.
Speaker 1: I was pretty depressed. But wow, yeah, I'd love to
Speaker 1: come back with you. Guys. You gonna have a threesome
Speaker 1: with this guy. I don't know if it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a threesome. I thought maybe we could use him first cocaine. Okay, okay, okay, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: Oh god, Hi Larry, what the hell is happening? Okay?
Speaker 1: That much? Blow? Okay, okay, okay. I said your wife
Speaker 1: was out of town. I thought she was baby. I
Speaker 1: thought you were out of town. Oh yeah, I'm so
Speaker 1: out of town it's absurd. Okay, you want an explanation,
Speaker 1: I'm sure, yes, easy. These are my birthday triplets, twins.
Speaker 1: There's three of us. We all have the same birthday,
Speaker 1: and we can pull your I d's honestly pull your
Speaker 1: ideas right now. This is my idea to your pains. Okay,
Speaker 1: how is that your I D. I'm older than I look. Okay,
Speaker 1: Oh that's sign. So I thought you were out of town, darling,
Speaker 1: and I didn't want to celebrate alone, and I figured,
Speaker 1: oh that's wonderful. You know what, we don't have enough champagne.
Speaker 1: And I don't know what to do with your two birthday.
Speaker 1: I know you're in there. I'm tracking your fucking phone.
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh god, who is who walking in there?
Speaker 1: Bodka sucking cars in there? But I bet you're trying
Speaker 1: to get a three way, aren't you? It's my it's
Speaker 1: my ex. He's crazy. He goes particularly crazy when I
Speaker 1: have a three way with two random guys, which all
Speaker 1: the time, because that wasn't gonna happen, babe, Just letting
Speaker 1: you know. Back up, you're in the boat. Just met
Speaker 1: some guy at a board he probably I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm spit ball here. You probably share a
Speaker 1: birthday or something, and that's what might go up there.
Speaker 1: Gonna kick that guy's fucking ask come in here, will
Speaker 1: bang one out. Um. I know that we really hit
Speaker 1: it off at work, but I don't know you that well.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna kill everybody in there's gonna get an
Speaker 1: ass kicking regardless we're going. He's an m M A fighter.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, what if him in for a drink? Maybe
Speaker 1: we don't have any glasses, just bottles. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: kick that. Don't worry about it. I got this. You
Speaker 1: need a jay bowl. I don't think we're gonna win
Speaker 1: anything with violence. Why don't I just go out there
Speaker 1: and offer him, you know, some special treatment. My wife
Speaker 1: has done this in the past. It's gut this out
Speaker 1: of a lot of situations. I know you're shocked your
Speaker 1: that mean she talks a lot. Yeah, man, that's a
Speaker 1: that's a crazy story. Look, dude, you want the cocaine
Speaker 1: or not? Yeah, I do want the cocaine. Um, yeah, yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: I gonna be honest, man, I mean it's pretty I'm
Speaker 1: selling you this. I mean a year later here we
Speaker 1: are the same shitty boar. You know, I guess Happy birthday.
Speaker 1: I'm just a birthday boy. Blow guy, It's just on birthdays?
Speaker 1: Do I do blow? Thank you? Can I get a Oh? Oh? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I remember I remember you remember too? I remember too.
Speaker 1: How can we say that? Oh? Is your wife? Okay?
Speaker 1: I mean she's okay. Thank you for asking. He's okay. Um.
Speaker 1: I mean I told you you was an m M
Speaker 1: A fighter. I know she Listen, she has she she
Speaker 1: made her own bad. You know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she knew she was getting mean. The things they could
Speaker 1: do with facial reconstructive surgery. Now, it's it's incredible. By
Speaker 1: the way, you wonder if you went away and here,
Speaker 1: I'm just the birthday. I'm just a birthday beer boy.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I need a birthday beer
Speaker 1: on my on my on my birthday. Yes, I just
Speaker 1: I came here hoping to somebody. I thought I recognized
Speaker 1: you to this is crazy. It's just you know, I
Speaker 1: didn't even well I was. I came here by myself.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize you two were here. You cut me
Speaker 1: in a good part of the day. I haven't I
Speaker 1: got my birthday back up. Blow, Okay, we're not doing
Speaker 1: this again. Come on, we had great time last year.
Speaker 1: We can't do worse. Alright. So just one room? Yeah,
Speaker 1: three people, Yeah, just one room for three people were
Speaker 1: avoiding his husband on his birthday. We're just how many
Speaker 1: beds are in the room in the three person bedroom? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's three of us checking in. Can we not make
Speaker 1: a federal case? How many beds? Right? The right beds,
Speaker 1: bunk beds, and there's sunken beds. Took kid, So it's
Speaker 1: the vice presidential swede. Fantastic. Okay, we're just avoiding, so
Speaker 1: we're just having a chill time. It's not even we're
Speaker 1: not partying. Okay, this is a crazy idea. But I
Speaker 1: know and I know a hotel motel where they book
Speaker 1: people by threesomes? Would you do you guys want to
Speaker 1: get a roof? Okay, Okay, my instinct is no, but
Speaker 1: I don't know, like, I mean, beats going back to
Speaker 1: your place? Right? Yeah, that was a nightmare. I mean,
Speaker 1: we're not going to run into your wife or any
Speaker 1: of her friends from work, right Yeah? Okay, Okay, I
Speaker 1: am a birthday boy. When we share this day, you're
Speaker 1: a birthday blowboy. I mean, I mean, I mean, are
Speaker 1: you in? I mean absolutely? Okay, absolutely, let's do it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So just a room for for three? Yeah, we've been
Speaker 1: here for a long time. Can we just get the
Speaker 1: room for three? Yeah? Do you not get three people
Speaker 1: checking in often? Because you seem a little taken aback? No, No,
Speaker 1: we get that. It's pretty often. We got okay, and
Speaker 1: I know the desk clerk, he's so nice. Oh what
Speaker 1: are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Did you set this up? Did you set this up?
Speaker 1: You're bringing your m M a friend in Okay, Well
Speaker 1: he's gonna know I'm here because he tails me every birthday.
Speaker 1: He's still around. Yes, No, he has a candycade body now,
Speaker 1: which is why our sex's life is terrible. It's oh god,
Speaker 1: that voice is very triggering. I will break it. Do
Speaker 1: this again, Darlene. Do not sacrifice your body again that monster.
Speaker 1: There are not enough doctors in the world that can
Speaker 1: reconstruct reconstructive surgery. I don't go out there and break
Speaker 1: his Can you can really just scrap him in? My legs?
Speaker 1: Are my legs refused to the play because I got
Speaker 1: so hot? Hi? Hi there Mr? What do we have
Speaker 1: here in karate chop? Oh my god? Oh gosh, it's working.
Speaker 1: Look at this other arm of yours? Uh? Can I
Speaker 1: just get a glass form shirt and a please? Hey?
Speaker 1: Can I get a by light? Oh? No? Wow? Wow, wow, God.
Speaker 1: I should have known. It's It's first I forget, I forget,
Speaker 1: and then I remember as soon as I see you,
Speaker 1: coke ash, you get the out of I don't have
Speaker 1: to get out of this. I'm a pink over there.
Speaker 1: That is still our show today, Thank you so much?
Speaker 1: Oh man Cokes only ended it because he said the
Speaker 1: magic word coke as that's cocas. Let's thank all of
Speaker 1: our alchemists please, starting with Mr Chris Alvarado's so great
Speaker 1: to have you back. In the followed Chris, Oh, it's
Speaker 1: so nice to be back. I just love you guys
Speaker 1: so much, and I feel good. So pies in October November?
Speaker 1: What is the treat in December? Look, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: what did I do? Six pies? I did six pints.
Speaker 1: You went on to number six last we heard last
Speaker 1: you left us, you were struggling to finish number five.
Speaker 1: And if I'm being honest, I actually did more than
Speaker 1: six pies. But I don't want to be whatever. You know.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be so nipicky. But a friend
Speaker 1: of mine sent me four slices of pie. I just
Speaker 1: I just kind of live out there. So like I
Speaker 1: had at least six and a half five You had
Speaker 1: six point four pies. Also, I lost five point eight
Speaker 1: pounds math no joke. So can we just call it
Speaker 1: the pie diet and get on with it? The piet,
Speaker 1: the piety. Unfortunately, I think it's I lost muscle mass
Speaker 1: and I I don't feel healthy, but still go to
Speaker 1: Chris you can get it and look up the piet
Speaker 1: That's right. Thank you for that, Jackie Doothy, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you for joining us. So gread to see you.
Speaker 1: Plans for well, let's just say the rest of the week,
Speaker 1: I'm watching a lot of Christmas movies. You know, the
Speaker 1: most wonderful pod Kevin. We we talked about Kevin's movie Blizzard,
Speaker 1: his absolute magnum opus and a blast um. So I'm
Speaker 1: watching more movies and that's my big plan. I'm getting
Speaker 1: I've been in quarantine just from umvel pandemic, so I'm
Speaker 1: i am getting my test on on third tomorrow. I'm
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Speaker 1: Carlin and I are doing the twelve days of Craigslist
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Speaker 1: I'm confident with Fontana. I like Luccio Luccio. So we
Speaker 1: want to try it again, James. This time, maybe give
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