Speaker 1: Hey, welcome back to another episode of Alchemy, this COVID
Speaker 1: nineteen edition. I'm your host, Kevin Moll. I guess that
Speaker 1: Kevin was that well the time the tooth on side school.
Speaker 1: But I digress. Let's meet open the order. Please send
Speaker 1: good morning to Chris Alvarado. Chris not the old g Kringle.
Speaker 1: Any thoughts on how how you'll ring in the new year? Um, no,
Speaker 1: no thoughts. Thank you, excellent, appreciate it. Good to see you. Hey,
Speaker 1: it's James Heeney James and Giant heen what's the latest
Speaker 1: you were able to stay up as a middle schooler?
Speaker 1: As a middle schooler, the funk that I just said,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's such a jarring question. I guess I
Speaker 1: didn't really have a bed time that I had to
Speaker 1: go to bed at. I had to probably be in
Speaker 1: my room after ten o'clock. I don't think anybody ever
Speaker 1: made me go to bed. No, one never made you
Speaker 1: go to bed. So you were up as lady as
Speaker 1: you wanted to on a regular basis. Yeah, but it's
Speaker 1: I recall I would go to bed at like you know,
Speaker 1: when I got tired on ten o'clock at night. I
Speaker 1: just what I was looking for. Was there ever an
Speaker 1: effort maybe we were together with a cousin or something.
Speaker 1: I remember some effort to stay up for sure tonight
Speaker 1: we're gonna stay right? You got anybody? Oh yeah, if
Speaker 1: I made an effort, I could. James, when did you
Speaker 1: start drinking coffee? I started drinking coffee when I was
Speaker 1: probably no. Twelve twelve. When we would go on vacation,
Speaker 1: my parents would let me have coffee as like like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're going on vacation, you can have coffee. And I
Speaker 1: would just pound cups of coffee, you know, because you
Speaker 1: want to take advantage of the day. So they let
Speaker 1: you drink coffee in the morning so you had the
Speaker 1: energy to really get started. And you're saying that was
Speaker 1: at eighteen, No, No, that was when I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, a kid, a child. Then that would have
Speaker 1: been the answer to Joe's question. Look out, it's Greg Kakowski. Kakoo.
Speaker 1: What authored inspired your days in a media? Academia? The
Speaker 1: most Achamedia? Acamedia. I could start something called Acamedia, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's a it's a combination of academia and comedy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's pretty much what my college life was like. I
Speaker 1: pretended to read just about every book they threw at me.
Speaker 1: There were a few that I read and wrote the
Speaker 1: paper literally the night before. I think I read Faulkner's
Speaker 1: Light in August In It's about a five out page book.
Speaker 1: I think I read it. I wrote the paper in
Speaker 1: a twenty hour period while remaining up the entire time.
Speaker 1: And uh, that's more than enough Faulkner for me? And uh,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm retired. And was it more than enough coffee
Speaker 1: for you? Also, let's get back to that question, how
Speaker 1: will you have? Never have drank it? Never will that?
Speaker 1: Don't touch this stuff. Oh I enjoyed tea, sure, don't
Speaker 1: get me started one don't. In those days, it was jolt,
Speaker 1: That's what That's what we were drinking. Was Joel all
Speaker 1: the sugar and twice the caffeine. He just changed James life. No,
Speaker 1: I had Joke Cola in high school. I loved joke.
Speaker 1: Do you ever have a surge? Not until I was older?
Speaker 1: But yeah, I feel like James is watching another TV
Speaker 1: show while doing this. Hey there's a tool sing hi
Speaker 1: Captain Lee's boy thoughts in the latest episode below Deck,
Speaker 1: Uh going good for me? I think maybe there's people
Speaker 1: I definitely see online having a little bit of hate
Speaker 1: for this. I'm I'm having a good time. I'm enjoying it. Uh.
Speaker 1: I like it when the guests are kind of the
Speaker 1: issue to deal with and and they're the problem. So
Speaker 1: I'm having a good time. Sorry, less drama down below,
Speaker 1: wouldn't you say, Chris, that's true, there's less drama down
Speaker 1: below this. You know what, just ask he's so crushed,
Speaker 1: he's had it with this nonsense that I love the betrayal.
Speaker 1: The betrayal is crystal fucking clear. This is the last,
Speaker 1: no more chorthole. If you think him late, it's Joey
Speaker 1: greer um bottom because he's got him. Explained why Tom
Speaker 1: Selleck isn't didn't I read this last week? That feels
Speaker 1: old to me. Maybe I wrote it last week. Explain
Speaker 1: to me why Tom Selleck is insisting I fall for
Speaker 1: a reverse mortgage? Yeah? That was how fucking weird. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna answer that again. Possibly you you thought of
Speaker 1: the same question a second time to ask him. Nope,
Speaker 1: I wish it were. Let's do a damn show. All
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Speaker 1: It is Janathan who wrote, Hey, Kay Paco, do you
Speaker 1: guys uh nope. Do you think you guys could do
Speaker 1: a scene where the Geico Geck turns out to be
Speaker 1: a Russian spot Russian? I don't think we can. That's
Speaker 1: an American icon, even though he has a British accent. Hey,
Speaker 1: thanks for coming in. So we're gonna voice Um. I
Speaker 1: don't know if he got the sides. We're gonna voice
Speaker 1: the Gecko today. We're gonna try a little something different. Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: I was thinking that maybe you know, I was gonna
Speaker 1: do something a little different. Maybe, Uh, you know, um,
Speaker 1: I was thinking maybe, um, maybe, I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's gonna be on camera work, but I can totally
Speaker 1: do on camera work as well. I'm totally I'm keeping
Speaker 1: I'm totally happy to do any kind of whatever the whatever.
Speaker 1: The studios asked, well, I can do. I mean it
Speaker 1: doesn't I mean, I you tell me, you tell me
Speaker 1: what we're doing, I'm gonna do it. That's pretty much.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm ready to do it. Jimmy, can we
Speaker 1: can we can just me all all the Jimmy. Can
Speaker 1: I do that again? Jimmy, do you mind if I
Speaker 1: do that again? I could do better if I do.
Speaker 1: How many Joelts have you had today? Joelts? You told
Speaker 1: me not to drink anymore? I didn't you know? You
Speaker 1: told me not to have anymore. I so, you know whatever,
Speaker 1: I drink whatever what I had left so I would.
Speaker 1: The stash is done no more. I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: one shot at this, buddy. Pick any accent, stick with it,
Speaker 1: read the copy, ready, start when you're ready? Okay, uh
Speaker 1: m hmm. Do you like cornsurance? No, Jimmy, I'm Jimmy.
Speaker 1: I'm dropping you as an agent ash Yeah, okay I'm
Speaker 1: a good agent, roles for yourself. You don't get it, Carl.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid the agency is no longer need your services.
Speaker 1: You lost one of our favorite clients, and we see
Speaker 1: no other course of action other than to let you go.
Speaker 1: So until you maybe resigned, Jimmy, Um, you know, I
Speaker 1: guess pack up. You shouldn't be out by know, Carl,
Speaker 1: what do you mean you're no longer an agent? You
Speaker 1: were trying to get work as an actor from another
Speaker 1: actor as an agent as well. I was, yeah, as
Speaker 1: an agent, and then I had an agent who's helping
Speaker 1: me out. I don't this doesn't even make sense. Um,
Speaker 1: I think I don't think you've phoned it. I think
Speaker 1: it makes sense. I'm sure I think you're not understanding it.
Speaker 1: Great get around, actors welcome. This is what is preferred
Speaker 1: to as a cattle call. So a lot of you talented.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm gonna i'm your session run. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be very quick with the explana. Okay, my client, my client,
Speaker 1: they want they want this to be clean, they want
Speaker 1: this to be a fun experience. Let me, this is
Speaker 1: a session here, session wruter. So here's what we're looking for.
Speaker 1: I'm an Asian. Okay, my clients they need they need
Speaker 1: to have fun, they need to be late, didn't they Look,
Speaker 1: we know who you are, by the way, Okay, we
Speaker 1: know you man. We don't like you. The industry doesn't
Speaker 1: like you calling the name calling the as I was saying.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna be asking you to uh memorize something
Speaker 1: other than line. Okay, other than line. So that means um,
Speaker 1: for me, have an agent. That's why I'm here here,
Speaker 1: guys here with me. He said, what did you say?
Speaker 1: They don't go with you to that? What did you say?
Speaker 1: So that is it? So we will start. Um, we're
Speaker 1: gonna go. We're gonna be going you sir, Yes, you're
Speaker 1: right there. Yeah, come on in, come on in behind you.
Speaker 1: Terrific Okay, no question. Oh good man, thanks thanks for
Speaker 1: bringing me in this office. Loves you, loves you. I
Speaker 1: mean that that explanation was pretty It was good, right,
Speaker 1: it was good because you know what I hate section
Speaker 1: runners who like bring their own ships to the explanation.
Speaker 1: Just get to the audition. So the client is a look, okay,
Speaker 1: so um, yes, to go ahead and pick up that suit,
Speaker 1: that briefcase. Part of me the briefcase. It'll be a suitcase.
Speaker 1: But just in the audition, it's a briefcase, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. And then, um, give me one second. Hi, Um,
Speaker 1: so you want him to just pace up and up
Speaker 1: and down? Is that right? And he and he looks
Speaker 1: the camera. I want them to the nones America. Okay. Um,
Speaker 1: we didn't get any copy before sold. Just think I
Speaker 1: will give you such classify these. You could use euphemisms,
Speaker 1: that's right, okay, okay, okay. So, um again, it's a client,
Speaker 1: international client. I'm willing to shave it, by the way, great, great, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll do a slate. Um, So basically, you're gonna denounce America.
Speaker 1: Have fun with it. Huh, have fun with it, make
Speaker 1: it my own, make it your own. Very good. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: So we're gonna slate you. Hi, what's your name? Well?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, uh Craig you are you will in the shape? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 1: terrific and uh and tell us something about yourself. Um,
Speaker 1: just get to the audition, okay, okay, okay. So, so
Speaker 1: you're gonna start on that's that side of the room
Speaker 1: and go ahead and just walk across this way. Okay,
Speaker 1: And oh man, American? Am I right? Oh? What's what's
Speaker 1: going on? What's the deal? I mean it's uh. I mean,
Speaker 1: do you think a country it's been around for two years?
Speaker 1: You know, we get get it. What's up going on
Speaker 1: with this electoral college? Uh? There's so much missing information
Speaker 1: out there? Great cut, cut, it's given me one sec.
Speaker 1: Are you repped? Huh? Are you repped? Are you? Are
Speaker 1: you too wrapped? Are you too wrapped? I just heard
Speaker 1: your idea. I mean who you repp by? What's your agent? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm commercially rep. I am who's your agiatrical representation? T
Speaker 1: g f D. Those fucking guys are sick as hell? No, no,
Speaker 1: t g m D. It's just sorry, guys, you can
Speaker 1: all head home. I booked it. I know. I know
Speaker 1: that's the joke that everyone makes when they walk out
Speaker 1: of the room, but I actually they offered it to you.
Speaker 1: You're in the room for a minute. What the funk?
Speaker 1: I know? I know? Did you have an agent? Hey? Everybody,
Speaker 1: I told you already I have an agent. I just
Speaker 1: want to say thank you so much for coming out today.
Speaker 1: We Uh, the client decided to go a different direction.
Speaker 1: Well we have everyone go anyway, just because maybe he
Speaker 1: didn't see everybody. That's the agent guy didn't see everybody.
Speaker 1: That guy's got a point for the first time. He
Speaker 1: didn't see me I have. There are a lot of
Speaker 1: rooms here. You can write one for yourself and run
Speaker 1: your own auditions for all I care. All right, the
Speaker 1: great day, everybody. This is bullshit. I say, we wait
Speaker 1: till the client comes out, and we just start auditioning
Speaker 1: for him right now. So, hey, I thought I thought
Speaker 1: he did a good job. It's really nice to work
Speaker 1: with you. By the way, we're kind of excited. We
Speaker 1: don't really know much about your project. We just know
Speaker 1: it's Internet. Yeah, that's funny. You keep saying that all
Speaker 1: every time ever since you've been here. Excuse me, guys,
Speaker 1: I was in I was outside there waiting. I I'd
Speaker 1: like to do an audition really quick. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: I mean, we just it's up to you. We just
Speaker 1: coming into Hi. I'm Joy Greer. This guy talent I guestuff.
Speaker 1: But I hear more from career. Are you willing to
Speaker 1: shave your bulls already shaved? Well? I know that. I
Speaker 1: just I've worked with these actus before. I do that.
Speaker 1: James Heeney. Yeah, he's done a lot of non union spots,
Speaker 1: but he's recently union and that's kind of exciting. Listen
Speaker 1: that we're definitely not going to pay for that union fee.
Speaker 1: But I do need someone to take the hit, if
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I can't explain if it's
Speaker 1: not clear. Jewey Greer has no real commercial success, so
Speaker 1: he might be the one that you might want to
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, there's a lot, there's a weird energy
Speaker 1: from him. I'm gonna be on this doing is he
Speaker 1: like I have questions for Greer? Is it alretty? Okay?
Speaker 1: Will you drink your own? Come? Already? Did this morning
Speaker 1: when I shot my ball? The hell? Greig? Great? But um,
Speaker 1: first of all, great audition, man, Oh thanks thanks? Um.
Speaker 1: Fucking things things kind of change when you when you
Speaker 1: when you left. Really yeah, James Heeney and Joy Greer
Speaker 1: just they didn't want to accept that You've got the role.
Speaker 1: And they went in into the office and um, looks like,
Speaker 1: now we're gonna do it. We're gonna do a sudden
Speaker 1: death call back. Oh, a sudden death callback. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a common thing that happens in commercials. Well, you know
Speaker 1: you work more than I do. That's sure, Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like you've already You've done it twice,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like two things in the
Speaker 1: last couple of months, Like yeah, I mean just the
Speaker 1: fact that I have to audition for commercials. It's still yeah,
Speaker 1: but but like but you know, but you book them,
Speaker 1: and it's like it makes me think about, like, you know,
Speaker 1: what am I doing wrong? And like what's my thing?
Speaker 1: But ringing Christmas? Phone, Springing Christmas. Hello, all right, Chris,
Speaker 1: This is Marty over here at all all the actors party, Chris.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about this, but we're gonna have to
Speaker 1: we'ren have to drop you in the worst Wait wait wait,
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait party party. I told you to
Speaker 1: take all your clothes in your carry Chris. Are you
Speaker 1: with all the actors the the grocery store slash agency?
Speaker 1: I was I hello, Marty, Um, I told you I'm
Speaker 1: in the room now, you know spring bring ring Chris
Speaker 1: is phone Chris. That's right, right, right, It's a different
Speaker 1: ring for different people. Yes, Hi, this is Steve Thompson
Speaker 1: over Vahn's acting And I was just wondering if Um
Speaker 1: you had representation you were happy with. No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not happy with the representation. This could be the
Speaker 1: phone call, like you know they talked about the phone call. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that Vons actors. Is this my old speaker? Can you
Speaker 1: hear this? I can hear yeah. Man, are you gonna
Speaker 1: move your car? Are you just sitting in your car
Speaker 1: talking to your phone? You gotta come back to you you.
Speaker 1: They start telling at four o'clock and two South Lebrea.
Speaker 1: It looks like you're leaving. So yeah, but good luck.
Speaker 1: They're going to tell you here's something all right? There
Speaker 1: is this a bad time? No, this is a great time.
Speaker 1: This is a great time. This is a great time.
Speaker 1: He's a great times. That diversity, James, how was your
Speaker 1: how's your audition? Don't fucking talk to me about it.
Speaker 1: I gotta go back for sudden death, Okay, getting into
Speaker 1: getting mad at me? I made you. I'm not mad
Speaker 1: at you. Fucking don't ask about it. Did daddy have
Speaker 1: too much coffee? Did daddy have too much coffee? Coffee?
Speaker 1: Just like I said, he always changed coffee. And it
Speaker 1: says why okay, this this is I am in a
Speaker 1: different headspace right now. Okay, I've got to go. Hey,
Speaker 1: you you start drinking booze again. Please? Hey, um, I
Speaker 1: know you guys are the clients and I'm the session
Speaker 1: runner here, but I just want to tell you something new.
Speaker 1: It's new information. I am now newly wrepped, and I
Speaker 1: wonder if maybe I can put myself on tape before
Speaker 1: the three guys come in for the sudden death. I
Speaker 1: could show you my range. I saw what you want.
Speaker 1: I can give you what you need. What do you
Speaker 1: will you shape your back? I don't. I don't have
Speaker 1: I don't have any back air pretty hairless. Give me
Speaker 1: a moment, please, So nikolay, what is just a second?
Speaker 1: What is it? Once you found out that the shading
Speaker 1: thing was a standard question, you don't ask him for
Speaker 1: every body? What is this? We don't care. I'm curious.
Speaker 1: I don't just think it's enough to just shape fits.
Speaker 1: Obviously you do. But you walk into the bedroom with
Speaker 1: the theator, watch them shave, and I've seen you collect
Speaker 1: the hair. What is that that? I'm that curious man.
Speaker 1: There's just some problem for you A little bit, A
Speaker 1: little bit. So it's almost four o'clock and you know
Speaker 1: that that's when towing starts happening. But the three actors
Speaker 1: are here, James Heney, Craig Atkowski, Joey career and if
Speaker 1: you want it, and I'm here if you needed that, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll see you, I guess. Okay, so if
Speaker 1: there is time, okay, cool. So same exclamation for the guys.
Speaker 1: Anything new, but you want to see this time? Same Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm nervous. I'm nervous. But let's see what they bring this. Okay,
Speaker 1: give me a one second. Put the guys over away,
Speaker 1: put the um. I want to shop. So a couple
Speaker 1: of things, Joey, James Craig. So they want you to
Speaker 1: just like, you know, have fun. But they said forma
Speaker 1: for me. Okay, just in bathroom, Just in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I heard already. You're ready to go again, actor guy,
Speaker 1: all my clans are here. Let's do it. He's an
Speaker 1: Asian actor, no agent, he's an agent actor. Okay, because okay,
Speaker 1: in a different direction. That's yeah, me too. I got nervous.
Speaker 1: I got nervous, all right, listen, So here's the thing, guys.
Speaker 1: Only note is pick up the pace a little bit.
Speaker 1: Pick up the pace. This is to the death right.
Speaker 1: Did I miss today? I misunderstood this? I thought this
Speaker 1: was to the death death Wait, I see these are
Speaker 1: fucking commercials. Man. I don't even want to be here. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like he doesn't even want to be None
Speaker 1: of us want to be here. But it's fun if
Speaker 1: you are here to get one, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: So like for him, the experience is a little better
Speaker 1: than for most of us. Were like, we go, but
Speaker 1: we don't get him. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: For him? I don't want to be here. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: um okay. So we're starting here with James heeney uh, James,
Speaker 1: We're gonna get you a quick slate, real quick ahead.
Speaker 1: I thought those other guys were going to come in
Speaker 1: here and kind of okay, so that's your name now,
Speaker 1: all right, and you know what you do and action.
Speaker 1: Oh I was I was gonna stay. So think the
Speaker 1: nuts of the clients. What do you guys think of him?
Speaker 1: What the perfect is perfect for us? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: What do you do? Say? This doesn't to meet me
Speaker 1: around back? Fine, you can shave him, Oh you won't. Look,
Speaker 1: this is the person that we're going to have the
Speaker 1: hit them. You know what they mean? Did you see? Yes? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: that must I should have a name. Did you with
Speaker 1: the hair? Do you want the other actors to come
Speaker 1: in one that has seen one? You will not take
Speaker 1: that any further. I bet Greg with about that. He
Speaker 1: did it was his? No, he booked, Oh yeah, it
Speaker 1: was his. Two counts from Larry, who wrote, hello, thanks
Speaker 1: so much for reading my email on air, well not
Speaker 1: really on their I super appreciate it and loved the
Speaker 1: Black Jello episode. Anybody what happened? I don't know? Great,
Speaker 1: I feel like, oh I remember, I remember it? What happened?
Speaker 1: No clue? No, I feel like a real Hollywood type,
Speaker 1: just like you, Mr Pollock. In all seriousness, I did
Speaker 1: love the episode. I love you guys and a big
Speaker 1: fan of the marvelous mrs. Look forward to the next season,
Speaker 1: which I hope isn't too far away given the current circumstances. Um,
Speaker 1: I feel it's gonna drop in. I feel pretty confident
Speaker 1: about that. My scene suggested recurrent training for ghosts. Much love,
Speaker 1: Larry Stewart. All right, just take a few questions before
Speaker 1: we head on into the house. What's the difference between
Speaker 1: what you're name and recurrent? What's your name? Uh? Groblin groin? Okay?
Speaker 1: Is that groblin with a p. No, all right, what's
Speaker 1: the question. What's the difference between recurring and recurrent? Has
Speaker 1: anyone else kinna saw it as a rock? That's a
Speaker 1: great question. Last time you were here, your questions kind
Speaker 1: of kind of sucked. Yeah, I remember you saying that, yep,
Speaker 1: and so you took the criticism tremendously. I feel as
Speaker 1: you've uped your game. Stop talking to me. I don't
Speaker 1: thank you, and I'm I'm just glad you're here, and
Speaker 1: I'm going to ask you to stop. I don't know
Speaker 1: what he's saying. Uh, search a little more inside, because
Speaker 1: I think you know the answer to your question. Everyone
Speaker 1: else in the room does. No. I don't know. That's
Speaker 1: why I asked, are there any other question? What's wrong? What?
Speaker 1: What did he say? What he's saying? I don't know
Speaker 1: he'd answering question, because what the are you doing? You bother?
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I'm a Christian can ask a question. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: right over there by the donuts. Yeah, thanks, Uh good
Speaker 1: donuts by the way. Uh huh. I keep blowing out
Speaker 1: the candle at the house I'm hunting, and h the
Speaker 1: tenant who is my brother in law? He keeps saying
Speaker 1: it was the wind, so at no point is he
Speaker 1: thinking it's anything else. So every time I blow it out,
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, that's the wind again, and so how
Speaker 1: can I get better at great question? Great question? Again?
Speaker 1: I think these are tremendous questions, and everyone's done their homework.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I have a question right there in the
Speaker 1: middle by the wine, yes, so guy, by the donuts,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, light the candle. Try lighting and unlit candle. Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: I think there's been a mistake. I'm I'm alive. You
Speaker 1: are alive and choose to talk like that, talk like
Speaker 1: what there we go. Okay, that's a living person and
Speaker 1: you are ghost. Okay, did you have a question? Question? Okay,
Speaker 1: so welcome to human resources. So you are saying that
Speaker 1: you are actually a living being? Is that correct? Yes,
Speaker 1: there's been some mistake. Okay, Now that happens from time
Speaker 1: to time. So ask a couple of questions here. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to find my wife and kids. Okay, what
Speaker 1: was your last known address? Last known address Usworth House,
Speaker 1: Bosworth Manner. Oh okay, so you understand this is just
Speaker 1: a couple of questions. This kind of so we can
Speaker 1: place you back into the living zone. It was so
Speaker 1: long ago. Oh how long have you been here? Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: What listen to me. It's kind of obvious you're dead.
Speaker 1: What it's obviously No, I'm I'm alive. Look, we've seen
Speaker 1: this happen before. My advice to you, go back to world.
Speaker 1: I'll begin Bosworth Manna go there, hunt there for a while.
Speaker 1: We're I'm touching you. I'm touching you right now. Oh yeah, Okay, boo, James,
Speaker 1: just listen to me. Okay, why don't you let me
Speaker 1: die for you? Okay, so I know what it's like
Speaker 1: in the A life. I can come back and I
Speaker 1: can think if you want to die or not. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll let you know if it's if you should be
Speaker 1: dying or not. Okay, just let me do it. Choice
Speaker 1: to make that choice, You're to make your agent. Okay.
Speaker 1: I can do these kind of things. Okay, there's no
Speaker 1: visitors after eight o'clock. I'm not a business I'm a agent, asshole. Okay.
Speaker 1: So nearly killed in a sudden death call back. We're
Speaker 1: doing we're doing everything we can for him, but it's
Speaker 1: very I was there when he stabbed himself all right,
Speaker 1: now look him on, James, what do you need huh r,
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't switch spots. He'll see, he'll be
Speaker 1: here healthy. You're extremely wounded. Oh who co edgy doctor?
Speaker 1: To say the least? You want to deal with this
Speaker 1: boring guy over here? He says no all the time. Uh. Sorry,
Speaker 1: this because we're doing a classic good doctor, bad doctor routine.
Speaker 1: I like him. The Georgs are great, Thank you. You've
Speaker 1: got skinny, hairless legs. You know, it's very hard to
Speaker 1: get muscle to get weight down there. But that's not
Speaker 1: why we're here, is it. You should be read alright, docs,
Speaker 1: So what's the issue you're saying? They can't switch positions. Look,
Speaker 1: this guy is injured and this guy isn't well. Let
Speaker 1: me see come over here, sir, the one who isn't injured. Okay,
Speaker 1: then we have two injured patients, am I right? Look
Speaker 1: if either of you dies here, you're gonna haunt the hospital.
Speaker 1: We already have so many ghosts here because we've loved
Speaker 1: so many patients. Needs cortaining out my arm. Now stick
Speaker 1: those in him. Yeah, Mr Mr Keeney, I've just got
Speaker 1: an update on your condition. They're checking your availability right, Oh,
Speaker 1: really is on the twelfth shoot between the fifteen second
Speaker 1: I'm available as long as second after four. Um, oh,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. You're saying this martini was but
Speaker 1: for me by one of those doctors over there. I'll
Speaker 1: just say thank you. Uh, yes, it was bought by
Speaker 1: one of them. O. My god, just have some emotion,
Speaker 1: for God's sakes. She's just so dead behind the eyes
Speaker 1: in a long day. That's not really what I want
Speaker 1: to do, trying to be an actor but boring. Hello doctors, Hello,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for the drink. Don't know which
Speaker 1: one of you bought it. I'm sure you both split
Speaker 1: the tag? Would you both wealthy talks? Yeah, he bought it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy bought it. What's up you? You bought it?
Speaker 1: Oh you're a doctor? Sure? Um oh I thought it was.
Speaker 1: It's something else, you know. I'm actually I actually I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to take the drink back. Yeah. So eight,
Speaker 1: So did you get your answers or what? Dude? Did
Speaker 1: you get your answers? When you're asking the questions, did
Speaker 1: you get my room? What about? What do you want?
Speaker 1: I want? I want you to say your best friend,
Speaker 1: why are my arms and legs time, I'm helping to
Speaker 1: make the decision. Man, I was thinking, who do you
Speaker 1: have upstairs? Ryan? Jeez? What is he on about? Dear?
Speaker 1: I think he's masturbating upstairs. Disgusting. This is disgusting. Do
Speaker 1: you hear the How is it disgusting? If he's masturbating?
Speaker 1: Is a He's a healthy young man, not in my house.
Speaker 1: Not tell him to stop crushed. Okay, I'll go up
Speaker 1: and tell him just that. Who do you want? You
Speaker 1: just be my Okay? Okay, okay, okay, okay. So did
Speaker 1: you final the answer? What's the difference between recurrent and recurring?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. You're not together? Sure, Johnny? Johnny?
Speaker 1: At your father? Are you in there? Yeah? He's staying
Speaker 1: voices again? Can you just keep it down? Your mother?
Speaker 1: I died three years ago, okay, okay, and so I
Speaker 1: stayed here because I didn't want mom to be sad.
Speaker 1: But now you're all down my fucking throat. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: keep trying to explain that you've moved on, and she
Speaker 1: won't let it go. So can we just keep the
Speaker 1: noise down? Yeah, I'm sorry, it's all right. Welcome to
Speaker 1: ghost Resources. So you father and son for having some issues. Um,
Speaker 1: you're both dead, but you both hunting your at the
Speaker 1: home of your wife and your mother. Correct, correct? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right? And you, sir, you think you're not a ghost?
Speaker 1: Is that correct? I'm not a ghost? Why does everyone
Speaker 1: say I'm a ghost? He died together, he drowned, He
Speaker 1: drowned me. Then he shot himself. But I missed. We
Speaker 1: don't ever talk about those moments. That's that's for human resources.
Speaker 1: Some point, as I missed the point as I missed, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he missed, ricochet. So I live with the grief of
Speaker 1: drowning my son, but I certainly haven't not so upset
Speaker 1: that I would kill myself. We have a saying here.
Speaker 1: If you're exactly in ghost resources, you're a ghost. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's the saying. That's the thing here ghost resources. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: all right? Does that work if you're recurrently say it again.
Speaker 1: If you're currently in ghost resources, you are a ghost? Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you? Okay, see why I drowned him? Yeah, excuse me?
Speaker 1: Can I order a rusty nail? Please? Oh man, listen,
Speaker 1: scot and boy the drink is? I know how to
Speaker 1: make a rusty? Now? All right? The the the issue is
Speaker 1: the drink is gonna go right through you and then
Speaker 1: I have to clean it up? Mm hmm. Is this
Speaker 1: is this Bosworth manner? Well, yeah, it's used to be.
Speaker 1: Now it's called the Bosworth Bar. That's kind of where
Speaker 1: all the hot meetings happen. This is where all the
Speaker 1: agents hang out. It was once a mansion. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know the history. Um, all right, listen, the ghost disappointing. Well,
Speaker 1: the ghost hang out in the back. You can chill
Speaker 1: out there. But this is for humans. I'm not a ghost.
Speaker 1: I am a person. Listen. I don't know what to
Speaker 1: tell anybody, are you? Hey, mr ghost? Not a ghost
Speaker 1: carried by a stranger at drink? Oh? Sure whatever, This
Speaker 1: lady would like making a chaplain so blee all right,
Speaker 1: coming right up, thank you perfect, I've been here for
Speaker 1: a long time. Just a second, I'm sorry, did you
Speaker 1: say pineapple juice? This is Philadelphi sha blye ye there
Speaker 1: you go, oh the Philly shipling. Yes, the white wine
Speaker 1: with a little splash of juice orange and that Do
Speaker 1: I look like someone who's gonna drink a fucking Phillies
Speaker 1: jews wine? Okay, and I'm gonna pause right there, so
Speaker 1: look I'm gonna rewind the tape now listen, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: slow this down. This is you whispering, God, I hate
Speaker 1: this job. I'm play right here. Listen to this part.
Speaker 1: You're taping us, Trevor. Yeah, okay, that is what it's
Speaker 1: all because we're trying to we're trying to find evidence
Speaker 1: of ghosts. Keep the bus board. I know that we
Speaker 1: know this place is haunted, all right, and the more
Speaker 1: evidence we can gather, it's going to prove this, and
Speaker 1: then we can finally get that show I want on
Speaker 1: the Travel Channel. We go to different bars, try to
Speaker 1: rehab the bar, and the bars haunted. We exercise those ghosts.
Speaker 1: It's called give Me. It's well the titles and I
Speaker 1: don't have a title yet, but right now I'm thinking
Speaker 1: of something like I'm scared to drink. Yeah, scared to drink. Okay. So,
Speaker 1: so we need to know that you're on board. And
Speaker 1: when you're whispering things like I hate this job or
Speaker 1: I hate my job, it doesn't look good. It sounds
Speaker 1: like an e v P and electronic voice phenomena that
Speaker 1: we're trying to find on lower registers than people can
Speaker 1: actually hear. So you're not mad that I'm annoyed with
Speaker 1: my job. You're mad that I whispering. Yes, we need
Speaker 1: to clear those channels for actual undead sounds. What did
Speaker 1: you hear the ghosts that was there? Ordering you were whispering?
Speaker 1: You're right, you're right watching this tape, I'm nowhere on it,
Speaker 1: but I remember having the conversation with the boten Yeah. Look,
Speaker 1: this is just more evidence that you are dead. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm just having these recurring meetings by the way, Yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's it's helpful. Look, I'm gonna I'm gonna say something,
Speaker 1: and I don't tell everybody this, but I like you.
Speaker 1: There's only one way to become undead. Yes, yes, please
Speaker 1: please tell me. You got a book, a show, book show.
Speaker 1: If somebody wants to hire you, you will become alive again. Well,
Speaker 1: this is the weird sudden death episode. We've ever seven
Speaker 1: death auditions we've had, James, and you're great, but I
Speaker 1: think we're gonna go with this gentleman right here. Something
Speaker 1: about his voice and his presence, if I may use
Speaker 1: that word, you might you might not be able to
Speaker 1: see him, James, but he is amazing. He's standing right
Speaker 1: next to you. I'm with Trader Joe's talent. You don't
Speaker 1: have to tell us right now, war all right, James,
Speaker 1: So if you can see yourself out out of here, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just hook the car up. Let's tow it out here. Hey, buddies, wait,
Speaker 1: that's my car. Yeah, anymore, buddies, it's mine now, virgin
Speaker 1: hook it belongs to somebody killed that actor. Welcome to
Speaker 1: Ghostree Sources. Without your your name, I gotta James ceeney, James, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is my client. This is my client. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is my client. I've been waiting for him. Okay, just
Speaker 1: so this way we go over this number one. You're
Speaker 1: both the number two eachmor you're gonna go to orientation
Speaker 1: because we can ask questions. They have donuts that have wine.
Speaker 1: It's all a good time and wine. What what kind
Speaker 1: of mixtures donuts and wine? This sounds disgusting, Well it's fine.
Speaker 1: It's ghost weirl, so just enjoy it. And third thing
Speaker 1: is I'm gonna enjoy that does just do not go
Speaker 1: through humans, that is without their permission. You cannot we
Speaker 1: cannot do that anymore. Okay, Okay, let me tell you
Speaker 1: somewhere now, my client, James, And right, now, it's one
Speaker 1: of the most best ghosts I've ever seen my life. Okay,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna let him do what he needs to
Speaker 1: do to become even better than he is. You're both that.
Speaker 1: I have a good day, all right, James. I thought
Speaker 1: that did not go well. He did not go well.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna step out. Okay, I want to me anymore
Speaker 1: in the afterlife. I'm gonna come on. This is every
Speaker 1: time you hit a roadblock, every time an audition blows
Speaker 1: up because of what you did. I get the flak
Speaker 1: for it. Okay, it's bullshit. I got some you know
Speaker 1: who I got. You know, I got on the hook.
Speaker 1: I got Leonard of the the Cameo. I can work
Speaker 1: with him. Okay, what's already established. I thought you wanted
Speaker 1: to take somebody and bring him up and make them big. James,
Speaker 1: where do you How do you think Van Dillan got
Speaker 1: all those fast in the Furious movies? I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. Not in trouble accepting
Speaker 1: your new reality. Hold on this, guys, guy's got a presence. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how did you die? Well? I was trying to talk
Speaker 1: the tow truck drivers and to drop in my car
Speaker 1: and another one just slammed into me. That's got my
Speaker 1: job that I was trying to book. Yes, yes, I
Speaker 1: booked a spot. Are you wrapped? I'm with Trader Joe's
Speaker 1: Talent t J T. You Gotta Be Seen. Three comes
Speaker 1: to us from Patron v I P. Baker Road. First off,
Speaker 1: congrats to Craig for the first ever recorded impersonation of
Speaker 1: Mark Merritt. I'm pretty great. Good to know. My scene
Speaker 1: suggestion is fireworks. Thank you, Beaker. If I could see
Speaker 1: you for just a moment, please, I'm very sorry to interrupt,
Speaker 1: but I believe I have a discovery with your attention.
Speaker 1: Of course, take on the marketplace as soon as possible
Speaker 1: for someone else. You SUPs our efforts totally. Yeah. So anyway,
Speaker 1: you got the you got the fire cats right here,
Speaker 1: and all the sprinklers are on the side on the
Speaker 1: wall right there. So just I'll be right back with you, ok,
Speaker 1: Mr Boss. What's going on? Yes, if you can across
Speaker 1: a discovery that I believe will be with all of
Speaker 1: your time and energy and perhaps something you may want
Speaker 1: to invest in. Totally. Now this this this used to
Speaker 1: be a pawn shop. Again, we sell fireworks, right right,
Speaker 1: So I'm happy to take a look at what you got.
Speaker 1: Let's see if we can't move something. But you know,
Speaker 1: in general, I can't. I can't give out loans anymore.
Speaker 1: It is a film of firework that I believe you'll
Speaker 1: want to invest in. Okay, right then, yeah, I'll definitely
Speaker 1: take a look at what you got. Do you remember
Speaker 1: those the little fireworks called snakes yo? Yeah, the little
Speaker 1: black caps. You would send a fire and they would
Speaker 1: crawl across the sidewalk. Yep, Okay, they got recalled because
Speaker 1: kids were reading them. I thought they would get super
Speaker 1: cold once you let it, which I don't understand. They
Speaker 1: burn their mouths. Well, kids are stupid that we can't
Speaker 1: agree on. So my firework is called a gator, and
Speaker 1: the gator, once you liked it, crawls across the sidewalk
Speaker 1: and eats Holy ship. Is that a real gator in
Speaker 1: that cage? No? No, that's a firework. Okay, Well that
Speaker 1: looks like a moving gator. It looks like a live
Speaker 1: gator in that cage. Isn't it impressive? Okay? What is this?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? You don't have a live gator
Speaker 1: in a fireworks store? That's me just let it out
Speaker 1: of its cage and you mr, Mr, just why don't
Speaker 1: just leave it in there? All right? Well, we just
Speaker 1: leaving there. I trust that this is a firework. Well,
Speaker 1: if you want a demo it, let's go outside the
Speaker 1: demo it. Huh okay, very well, should we go out back?
Speaker 1: Let's go back right, very just so, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: back in a second. Just keep you could just take
Speaker 1: a look at anything on the side there. I'm done, though,
Speaker 1: I don't just keep looking at that. Just keep on.
Speaker 1: You'll be right backs. Look some money on the counter
Speaker 1: here you are. So I'm going to let the firework
Speaker 1: out of the cage and you're going to see it.
Speaker 1: Eight children. It's the greatest thing ever. Okay, hold on
Speaker 1: a second. It's gonna eat children, Yes, all right. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I want that as a firework. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's gonna be a hot understand. I
Speaker 1: understand your Could it be candy here? I'm here for
Speaker 1: the candy. That's side little boys right this way? Did
Speaker 1: you learn these kids are kid? Now stand over here,
Speaker 1: look straight up into the sky until you see the lights.
Speaker 1: Keep looking up, children, mr, And now I released the firework.
Speaker 1: You watch the live that's a live here, right o. Good?
Speaker 1: Oh well, like I gotta hand it to your peal.
Speaker 1: Most you know, fireworks fatality as we see here when
Speaker 1: people buy the fireworks, take them out of the shop
Speaker 1: and misuse them at home. Uh. This is the first
Speaker 1: time that somebody's actually uh killed somebody at their own
Speaker 1: fireworks store. Well I didn't kill anybody. I didn't do that.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, yeah, you keep talking about this mysterious Mr
Speaker 1: bos figure who we have no record. If you look
Speaker 1: at the video the surveillance keep in my shop, you'll
Speaker 1: see me talking to another person. There's the kids that
Speaker 1: you killed, and then you. That's all gonna see. I
Speaker 1: don't just check out, please, I've been here now for
Speaker 1: four hours. Just look at the rack. Okay, look, we're
Speaker 1: gonna keep you open for today while we conduct an investigation.
Speaker 1: But right, what does your burtner say? I said, the
Speaker 1: video footage is pretty damning. You see him too, Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I you see me, of course he sees me. I'm
Speaker 1: a human being. My partner, My partner was killed two
Speaker 1: years ago due to my own negligence. Okay, and he
Speaker 1: haunts me. He haunts me every day. But he's still
Speaker 1: a damn good cop. Okay, wait a second, Yes, I
Speaker 1: smell another ghost was here? Wait you think it's a ghost.
Speaker 1: He has a superpower to smell other ghosts, ghosts and
Speaker 1: smell photo, says him. I smell photo, says him, all
Speaker 1: over the place here the photo says him. Oh, hi, officer, um,
Speaker 1: is this about my son? He loves candy and he
Speaker 1: was out playing. He hasn't been home yet, is there.
Speaker 1: This is the hardest part of the job. I mean,
Speaker 1: the hardest part of the job would be like tackling
Speaker 1: drug drug addicts. No, that's that's easy. There, that's easy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're they're fucked up. They don't have a lot of
Speaker 1: strength to fight back. That makes sense, you mean literally
Speaker 1: tackling them or yeah, we just feel like they're so
Speaker 1: a erratic, you know what I mean. Very easy. Trust
Speaker 1: you might get poked by a needle, but that's scared.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's the worst case scenario where we're can
Speaker 1: I hold your gun? Is that a thing? Well, you
Speaker 1: can hold it for a second. Should have given her
Speaker 1: my ghost gun? Honestly, table for two Yes, thank you. Oh,
Speaker 1: I wasn't talking to you, so we've been waiting here,
Speaker 1: and what you gonna sit down in the fourer doesn't
Speaker 1: mean you're waiting. I don't know what the hell you're
Speaker 1: doing On the sheet, the sheet said something part of
Speaker 1: you too, Yeah, exactly. You think I'm gonna seat you
Speaker 1: and stop using her WiFi? His name is Urine, asshole. No,
Speaker 1: he just comes in all time. This is my table, dritty,
Speaker 1: Oh you're an asshole? Is here? Oh? Oh uh? It is? Actually?
Speaker 1: Would you mind sitting at the bar? Sir? The buts?
Speaker 1: What do I hate my job? Yeah? It's so weird,
Speaker 1: like like fate artists together, like you knocking so too.
Speaker 1: You forgot why you were there, and then I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm why you're here. We have to follow this instant connection. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta get the help in your poppers here, they're fantastic. Okay,
Speaker 1: say no more, follow me, all right, sure, thank you.
Speaker 1: So what's this rope with the swim across this rope? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's a whole theme restaurant, you know. Oh wow, Okay,
Speaker 1: oh jeez, I've lost my shoe. Follow me. So I
Speaker 1: was thinking, now I know I'm thinking too fast, but
Speaker 1: I want you to meet my son. Oh I remembered.
Speaker 1: I just remember, are you not into kids? You're not? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you just remember you're into people, but totally into people,
Speaker 1: but not into kids. Yeah, let's pick up the base.
Speaker 1: Look after the chuck can these guys just went to circle.
Speaker 1: They just went in big circle. You see that? Follow me?
Speaker 1: Why don't we just put the kids up away? And
Speaker 1: how much is you in meeting it? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Try to lose me, Try to lose me. Okay,
Speaker 1: just now, okay, okay, I'll go look you go right,
Speaker 1: all right? Huh uh. Just there's my table ready? Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: I follow me. I will take a seat at the bar.
Speaker 1: Oh you gonna take a spe see at the bar.
Speaker 1: You just spit on the floor when I said that earlier.
Speaker 1: It's so angry. I don't you know what I haven't
Speaker 1: you know? I have an m B A in and
Speaker 1: you have a National Basketball Association? Yes, I have an NBA.
Speaker 1: Do you understand that I do? And I'm here my customers,
Speaker 1: please welcome to We're gonna get I'll have you stake
Speaker 1: with the potatoes. How would you get stake prepared? Bloody
Speaker 1: bloody man after my own heart? And what would you
Speaker 1: like to drink uh arresting him. Of course, Where are
Speaker 1: you from? If you don't, mommy, I'm marketing man from
Speaker 1: Russia to Bruce. Did you hear that? Are you ship? Goddamn?
Speaker 1: Somebody shut You're an asshole. I'm off duty. I'm off duty, right, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: they're good at Somebody take care of it. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm so I'm taking over for Debora, all right, I'll
Speaker 1: be the new services like her. Yeah, we all do.
Speaker 1: But I'm actually I guess someone shadowing me right now?
Speaker 1: This is Clayton. How to Clayton? I don't see anybody there.
Speaker 1: We don't see anybody. I see Clayton, Clayton's part it's
Speaker 1: it's he's a ghost. Who who are you talking to?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm talking to my my dead partner. Ted. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there there is somebody shadowing her, and it's it's it's
Speaker 1: a ghost. It's a ghost server. Okay, listen, if you
Speaker 1: don't like me, you can just say that. No, no,
Speaker 1: I like you? Should I come back? No? No? Stay here,
Speaker 1: you stay here, stay you stay here? Okay. Two questions,
Speaker 1: One do you think he likes me? And to what's
Speaker 1: the saddus on that Russian that was shot earlier. Okay,
Speaker 1: number one. Do I think he likes you? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I really think he does. You know, I appreciate. I
Speaker 1: can definitely tell this is a new egg, still pretty raw,
Speaker 1: you know, the shell hasn't hardened around, and there's definitely
Speaker 1: some cold yolk in the center, if you catch my
Speaker 1: if they want anything to drink, Clayton wants to know
Speaker 1: if you want something to drink? Who's cleanting again? He's
Speaker 1: shadowing me right now? He saw forever. Okay, okay, fine, fine,
Speaker 1: you could a coffee? You want the coffee? Coffee for
Speaker 1: my partner here. I heard that clearly. He heard it.
Speaker 1: You said you don't drink, and hears you. I. I
Speaker 1: don't drink coffee, but Ted doesn't either, but he likes
Speaker 1: just having it nearby. Okay, you know what, oh ship,
Speaker 1: my son, my son? Do you know what crocodiles are?
Speaker 1: I have to go now, I have to go. So
Speaker 1: wait a minute, you're telling me you're on a day
Speaker 1: with this guy and he was talking to his dead partner. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was like, just just say you're not interested.
Speaker 1: You know, why make up the story? I don't know.
Speaker 1: So then I was I'm a way to pick up
Speaker 1: Bob Bobby myself. And then I was I'm sorry, can
Speaker 1: I just take this chair if you're not using it?
Speaker 1: Go ahead? Jesus, why don't you even ask alone? So
Speaker 1: I figured I could just take a chair, Yeah, take
Speaker 1: the chair. Go okay, man, you haven't answered me if
Speaker 1: you can I take the chair. I'm sorry, Um, it's
Speaker 1: just been a long night. Tell them you can take
Speaker 1: the chair. Yes, you can have the chair. It's you're right.
Speaker 1: You look like you say it. I look like what
Speaker 1: you look at? Your fucking freak ask by you really
Speaker 1: be talking to the customers that way? Yeah, Cleyton, Okay,
Speaker 1: we roll how any way we want. That's exactly my
Speaker 1: attitude when I was sent over to the other side.
Speaker 1: That sucks? Did sucks? Okay, James, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: Why don't we try the scene again? End? At this time,
Speaker 1: you're not sure what a ghost is, Okay, So when
Speaker 1: you come into the room, sure everybody's talking about the
Speaker 1: dead and who's dead and who's not. You don't know
Speaker 1: what they're talking about. Let me see what Dad looks like. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna pick it up on page two,
Speaker 1: page two, Page two, The second page. Jim, give me
Speaker 1: a second. Excuse me, what's going on here? This is
Speaker 1: an ice you. Yeah, I'm just cru in here. I
Speaker 1: need to take care of my patient and we'll be
Speaker 1: out of your hair as quickly as possible. In fact,
Speaker 1: this interaction isn't helping James action. Did somebody say camera, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm the doctor here. I will say I am SAG
Speaker 1: eligible if that means anything to anybody here who represents
Speaker 1: you currently unrepped new faces right here? Yeah, Montreal went
Speaker 1: there last year. Oh my goodness, don't move, don't please
Speaker 1: stay right where you are. James, ready, I'm going. I
Speaker 1: thought I thought we were already started. God, God, back
Speaker 1: to one everyone. Hey, uh, what's up with the legs?
Speaker 1: Were you wearing? George? And they're much smooth and shine?
Speaker 1: Who are you talking to? What's up? Who are you
Speaker 1: talking to? I'm talking to my self, okay. It's called
Speaker 1: self love. And occasionally my inner voice tells me I
Speaker 1: have unreasonably skinny and shiny legs, okay, and that's why
Speaker 1: I wear these. George, by the way, because I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna run away from the fear. Uh. Mr Heeney or
Speaker 1: your your son is here to see you, by the way,
Speaker 1: but he uh, he said, you also smacked him earlier.
Speaker 1: So excuse are you you hit your son because you're
Speaker 1: a method actor? Well, no, no, I was. I was
Speaker 1: in a headspace where I was going to be Okay, Dad,
Speaker 1: did you get the fireworks? You were gone all day? Uh,
Speaker 1: here's a funny story, all right. I don't like your stories,
Speaker 1: and they're never funny. Fine when in my room, no
Speaker 1: talk to me like that. No one talks to me
Speaker 1: like that. And you should do something about it. Man,
Speaker 1: you guys leave me alone, all right. I know what
Speaker 1: you here. Something about it, man, sit out a couple
Speaker 1: of hands and go deal with your son for fox
Speaker 1: Psyche That chips aren't going just vote, get a vote again?
Speaker 1: Does anybody like my son? Hands up? Hands up, God,
Speaker 1: guse them for kindling. Let's go all right, Phil give
Speaker 1: me your knife, not the blade side? Got it? Got it?
Speaker 1: Got a right? All right? Go away? Nope, I'm coming in, Dad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I said I needed privacy. Who's this guy dried up
Speaker 1: in your whole? I gotta kill him too now. But
Speaker 1: there's a guy in the closet to uh so much blood?
Speaker 1: Who's the of the bed. Is this Teddy barre Line.
Speaker 1: No good, oh good, Well, it looks like we've been
Speaker 1: called in for another slate of ghost crimes. Ted I
Speaker 1: am pretty sure this one was done by a human. Really.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not a sure, but I don't The photos,
Speaker 1: the photoplasms all pretty fresh, as if these ghosts around
Speaker 1: us are new ghosts, not ghosts the committed to crime.
Speaker 1: But that's just my look. You throw around those technical terms.
Speaker 1: It goes right over my head, buddy, But you know,
Speaker 1: I know as a ghost, you know, I I trust your, trust,
Speaker 1: your instincts on these That coffee is going right through you,
Speaker 1: cop Phone Copp. Hey, I don't know if you remember me,
Speaker 1: but we would Marcia, Hi, Yes, Hi. I don't mean
Speaker 1: to be interrupting you. Just my son hasn't come home.
Speaker 1: And it was a reminder that all the men in
Speaker 1: my life I tend to push away, and you're one
Speaker 1: of those men. And I wanted to say I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to see if maybe we could go
Speaker 1: out again. I was trying to explain about crocodiles the
Speaker 1: last time I saw you. Are you moving out of
Speaker 1: that spot because you've been sitting We're police, Okay, we'll still. Okay,
Speaker 1: they're about to tell anyway, I'll go around. Yeah, crocodile tears,
Speaker 1: I get it. I know you're crocodiles. They're like snakes,
Speaker 1: but bigger. Yeah, yeah, I know. I know your kids.
Speaker 1: Oh loves candy, loves candy. It's probably why he's not home.
Speaker 1: I don't have noticed how I used the past tense
Speaker 1: I did. I thought maybe that was your mistake. It's
Speaker 1: not my mistakes. I'm gonna get making a mistake in
Speaker 1: the president. Give me a call. Help me out here,
Speaker 1: an she doesn't even see me. All right, I'll touch
Speaker 1: you later. Okay, Bye. I went around the block and
Speaker 1: you're still here. Okay, we're pulling out. We're pulling out
Speaker 1: right now. All right, who's we dare? Did he say who? We?
Speaker 1: Was a man in the car by himself. Oh that's right,
Speaker 1: that's weird, right, he was just by himself. You should
Speaker 1: we'll take the spot already. Will you should tell that guy?
Speaker 1: You should see what's going on in this car. Tommy,
Speaker 1: you know I let your father pack the dawn car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go after him. Show what the hell are
Speaker 1: you doing? Careful, careful, there's a there's a ghost in
Speaker 1: his back ship. Man in the car, we're that kid
Speaker 1: is dead for sure. Oh fuck, I think I think
Speaker 1: I know what you have. You you can hear ghosts, well,
Speaker 1: I can hear my partner. Yeah, I can hear my
Speaker 1: whole family. They're in my car. Oh wow, wow, you
Speaker 1: killed your family. Uh, this is the guy, This is
Speaker 1: the this is the guy said, yeah, he's the killer.
Speaker 1: He got everybody in his house. I think some of
Speaker 1: them weren't even family. Did you just tell a cop
Speaker 1: you killed your family? No? I thought I kept it
Speaker 1: pretty vague. Tommy, you didn't. You're very clear and direct.
Speaker 1: Did I say the words I killed my family? No?
Speaker 1: He asked. You said, yes, Hey, that guy just admitted
Speaker 1: to killing his family over there him. Good for him.
Speaker 1: You guys are on the curb right third, Why are
Speaker 1: you yelling? Who are you yelling at? Let me just listen, officer.
Speaker 1: I think this is a weird predicament, all right, and
Speaker 1: I shan't let it happen again. Shan't. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put huh. I'm forty nine, Okay, all right, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: to walkle. That's cool. My age has proved to you
Speaker 1: that I'm good to go. I'm stepping back. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get into my crumpled car and I'm gonna drive away fringing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's not going anywhere. That car is broken. Alright, Ted,
Speaker 1: you step in and arrest the ghosts, I'll arrest the guy.
Speaker 1: I mean, the ghosts were just murdered. I don't think
Speaker 1: they're arresting. That's ours show. Oh let's thank Dr James
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