Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode about me, this COVID nineteen edition.
Speaker 1: And I'm your host, Kevin Paul Like yes, last Kevin, Hello,
Speaker 1: but I digress. Let's meet a shower no particular orders.
Speaker 1: Say hey to Craig Kakowski. Kakow, how's the Christmas tree?
Speaker 1: Look at? It's uh, it's a towering three ft tall.
Speaker 1: Huh it's uh it's artificial. Uh No, no trees were killed?
Speaker 1: Um and uh yeah, Carlo put it all together. I
Speaker 1: think we put it up the first day of November,
Speaker 1: so it's been up for a while. I feel that
Speaker 1: wait until the day after Thanksgiving. Nice, I don't because
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving was so late. I refused to wait till after Thanksgiving. Also,
Speaker 1: damn it, don't rob me out of a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: But it sounds like at three feet not much plastic
Speaker 1: was harmed in the process either. No, that's good too.
Speaker 1: So yeah, the ice caps can I can stay put.
Speaker 1: Appreciate you now. Please welcome Caroline Carter, Carter as and
Speaker 1: Potter as in Poper. What was a favorite childhood Christmas gift?
Speaker 1: And why? Um a gift is? Well, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: one that wasn't so sure because I don't remember anything,
Speaker 1: which means that maybe gifts are pointless. But one Christmas,
Speaker 1: I accidentally squirted this like medicated face washed directly into
Speaker 1: my eye and I like burn my cornia. Um so
Speaker 1: I was spent the whole Christmas morning like crying, and
Speaker 1: my siblings were like, Caroline, such a fucking bit, she's
Speaker 1: ruining Christmas for us. Um your nineteen. This happened this
Speaker 1: year when I was I'm nineteen years old, So yeah,
Speaker 1: you look older than thank you. Yeah, I get that
Speaker 1: a lot. Thank you, Thank you so much. Hey, there's
Speaker 1: Mark Gagliardi where Marcus of Gagle Artists. What was a
Speaker 1: typical Christmas morning like in your childhood? Typical Christmas morning
Speaker 1: when I was a kid was we would get up
Speaker 1: at like we would set alarms to see who could
Speaker 1: get up the earliest because we wanted to get down there.
Speaker 1: And it was like there was one year I remember
Speaker 1: I set the alarm for four am, and I went
Speaker 1: downstairs at four am and just started playing with toys
Speaker 1: and uh, and my mom came down the stairs and
Speaker 1: just looked at me and she was like this, you've
Speaker 1: gone too far and she and she sent me back
Speaker 1: upstairs to just which is torture because you're sitting there
Speaker 1: thinking about the toys that you know are down there
Speaker 1: you've already opened at four am with no one else
Speaker 1: around in the dark. Yea. From then on out, it
Speaker 1: was more like, oh, maybe I should make this about
Speaker 1: the family, unless about the presence that reminds me of
Speaker 1: a of a Santa outing. In my childhood, we were
Speaker 1: so reform, we were practically Catholics, and my parents couldn't
Speaker 1: explain why we couldn't have a Christmas tree, So in
Speaker 1: fact we did. And at four am I went down
Speaker 1: to check to check on Santa, and there was Pops
Speaker 1: with a Scotch and his Sanditch. Come back to your
Speaker 1: as he's as he's wrapping up the last few gifts.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was a was a heartbreaker for a four
Speaker 1: and a half year old. But anyway, uh and now
Speaker 1: it's just Alvarado time. See Masterrado, how are you at
Speaker 1: wrapping gifts? I'm not as good as I want to be,
Speaker 1: but damn if I don't try hard. Yeah, I really
Speaker 1: want to make this look good and I just I
Speaker 1: can't get it tight enough. That's right, That's the fold
Speaker 1: is always a little a little like bubbly, and then
Speaker 1: I put it on its side and I shut the
Speaker 1: box down to get the tightness on the bottom. That
Speaker 1: might work, But now I got this one up here
Speaker 1: and it's not. And it's a bummer because I really
Speaker 1: try so hard. I think the fine folks who make
Speaker 1: the wrapping paper know this about us, and the papers
Speaker 1: designed so that it will never be perfectly tough. But
Speaker 1: let's be honest. Though you pay a little more, you
Speaker 1: get at you get a better paper, You get a
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Speaker 1: of holds the crease a little more. You know, you
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Speaker 1: it's Joey Greer peppermint patty breath. How did you do that? Again? Uh, honestly,
Speaker 1: it was a it was a cosmetic surgery, so it
Speaker 1: wasn't And I did it myself and it's really simple
Speaker 1: and anyone can do it at home. You get a
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Speaker 1: you're gonna want to get to two to six dozen
Speaker 1: syringes because you're gonna want you're gonna need to like
Speaker 1: inject it like several times over the course of as
Speaker 1: many days as it takes too and six dozen, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh, it's it's it's not as bad as it sounds.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to inject into the really soft tissue
Speaker 1: in the back of your throat and then you're you're
Speaker 1: just gonna have to just keep pumping it in there,
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Speaker 1: That's your name here at It's weird Seen. One comes
Speaker 1: from Luca, who wrote, and yes this was pulled for
Speaker 1: today's cast. Joey and Caroline play a couple of genies
Speaker 1: playing a complicated and elaborate game of scissors paper rock. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's what's how it's described, thank Luca. Alright, alright, okay,
Speaker 1: now listen, is that you? Is that you whispies? Is
Speaker 1: that it's my whispies? Get them off of me? All right,
Speaker 1: they have. You know that, my whispies have their own
Speaker 1: brain and they can do whatever they want. You have
Speaker 1: some of the weirdest wishes I've ever seen in my love.
Speaker 1: They wished for that. That's your whispies. They're whispies. They're
Speaker 1: not wishies. I think you're I'm saying you're wishy people
Speaker 1: that wishes for. I know what they're called, the wishes.
Speaker 1: I call them wishes. Understand what you're not understanding what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm saying that the people you granted wishes
Speaker 1: for are really weird. You've got a weird energy about you,
Speaker 1: and you just attract these people who just like make
Speaker 1: these really weird wishes. I can't. I am a genie
Speaker 1: that is in a toilet. Okay, So the kind of
Speaker 1: that find me, yeah, but I'm in the top tank.
Speaker 1: You're in the bottom tank. So the kind of people
Speaker 1: that find me are people who are exclusively trying to
Speaker 1: do double deckers. A protector. They're just trying to look
Speaker 1: they're pooping in both of us, all right, they're pooping
Speaker 1: in both of our little cages here, all right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll be right out. I'm just saying they're a lines
Speaker 1: forming out here. I can buddy every other it's the
Speaker 1: only would just die. Look, man, we know it's the
Speaker 1: only stall. Okay, can you just can you just relax?
Speaker 1: Do you? I just really sorry? Can you get six
Speaker 1: ft away from me? Please? I'm just I'm standing here
Speaker 1: in this line. I'm standing here in this line. I'm
Speaker 1: waiting to get into this bathroom. He's been in there
Speaker 1: for god knows how long. Well, I don't even know
Speaker 1: what's going on in this toilets behind just die shot.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I went through. But are you in
Speaker 1: the stall? What's happening? Damn a Genie? And I don't
Speaker 1: tell you something else that my coworker accidentally shot up
Speaker 1: your asshole, so he's possessing your rectum. Fine, I have
Speaker 1: a question for you, But I have a real quick question.
Speaker 1: Are you affecting a voice right now? Or do you
Speaker 1: know this is what I think, Genie sound like? Does
Speaker 1: it sound like I'm doing a voice. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: you don't have to try that hard. You appeared in
Speaker 1: this bathroom stall, and that's I'm just I have childhood traumas.
Speaker 1: People didn't believe me. Okay, follow up on the dude
Speaker 1: of my ass what's happening now? So my coworker I
Speaker 1: have two genies. Yes, my coworker, Gene is the bottom
Speaker 1: tank genie and he shot. You must have an extra
Speaker 1: large butthole because he shot right up there when he
Speaker 1: was supposed to just come out of the stall. And
Speaker 1: we're going to do a whole thing to ask kind
Speaker 1: of who you want to have Granger wish genies into
Speaker 1: my office? No, oh, my gosh, some of it is
Speaker 1: still in my hair. Do you know why you're here today?
Speaker 1: Probably probably did something wrong, But can you tell this
Speaker 1: genes take a shower or something first? I don't know
Speaker 1: way and probably did something wrong, is right? Boober? Boober boner?
Speaker 1: You two are not doing a great job being genies. Now.
Speaker 1: I don't have to tell you that, do I wasn't
Speaker 1: the toilet. What do you expect My dad was from
Speaker 1: that lamp that they found. Indeed, to mention your father,
Speaker 1: your father was the greatest genie, and then you came along,
Speaker 1: Boober and ruined his name. I didn't. I have a
Speaker 1: very special assignment for one of you. I'll do it.
Speaker 1: There's no, it's not okay, that's not how that works.
Speaker 1: You have to wait till he finished, asked the question,
Speaker 1: then you can buzzn't thank you? Now, there was a
Speaker 1: very there's a nu lamp. Well it's an old lamp. Okay,
Speaker 1: so he said, I thought you said new the lamp,
Speaker 1: and I got what I don't Please let me finish.
Speaker 1: There was there's a lamp, a very famous lamp. Okay,
Speaker 1: I haven't finished. I haven't finished. But the genie inside
Speaker 1: has expired. You know how it goes if? Yes, so
Speaker 1: I have the I have did you just hear it her? Okay? No,
Speaker 1: you know how it goes. If nobody rubs the lamp
Speaker 1: for two years, the genie inside dies. So there's a
Speaker 1: basic one of you is a leap the toilets. I
Speaker 1: know that. I did not know that that has come
Speaker 1: up for us because people use the toilet and the
Speaker 1: red lobster all the time. So when did you will
Speaker 1: be promoted? Year? On day three d sixty four, I've
Speaker 1: got one day left. Where is this lamp? I don't
Speaker 1: know where it is? Clearly this is They told me
Speaker 1: this would happen. And look, I just want to tell
Speaker 1: all my genie family how much I love them. Oh,
Speaker 1: why won't somebody rub my lamp? And look at that lamp.
Speaker 1: Wake at this one. Hear a voice, she got lamp
Speaker 1: over there, it's beautiful. I hear a voice. Too many lamps.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm inside. I'm inside. Please rub it, honey,
Speaker 1: grabbed that lamp. Put it in the cart. Maybe we'll
Speaker 1: maybe we'll take it in these tongs. Why do you
Speaker 1: don't touch on the tongs? Touch it with your hands,
Speaker 1: with your human hands. Another lamp over here? Can you
Speaker 1: hear me? I can graduate three wishes. Why are you
Speaker 1: calling it a lamp. There's no light bulb. Listen right,
Speaker 1: Arabian lamp. You're fucking idiots. Just rub it, touch it
Speaker 1: with you. Maybe our son is right, so one of
Speaker 1: you tube will be inhabiting this lamp. The good wait,
Speaker 1: I haven't finished the good No, it's not how that works.
Speaker 1: The good news is it has been moved to a location.
Speaker 1: It is now in a home goods. So that's that's
Speaker 1: positive for both of you, or one of you. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I kind of got used to the toilet,
Speaker 1: all right. So what you're telling me is you would
Speaker 1: just mind in your own business in this bathroom stall.
Speaker 1: What I'm telling it, and this dead body sitting out
Speaker 1: here in front of the stall is only there and
Speaker 1: dead because you wished that it would die and a
Speaker 1: genie showed up and killed this guy. Is that what
Speaker 1: you're telling me here? That's how you're telling me. Look
Speaker 1: through that look through that mirror right there that we
Speaker 1: both know ain't a mirror, and tell those people what
Speaker 1: you just told me. Detective. Did you find any sort
Speaker 1: of weapon at the scene? I you know what, No,
Speaker 1: I did not find a weapon. We've been trying to
Speaker 1: figure that out that I can't, for the life of me,
Speaker 1: figure out how you killed this guy right here in
Speaker 1: the middle of a public bathroom with a whole queue
Speaker 1: six ft apart. Do you ever just look through this
Speaker 1: little two way mirror and think to yourself, like, man,
Speaker 1: what if what if they can see you? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? I mean, if the people on the
Speaker 1: other side of the Americans see us? Yeah? You ever
Speaker 1: just do you ever just looked through that mirror and
Speaker 1: just go man, what if they what if they can
Speaker 1: see us here? Anything? No, I think they can if
Speaker 1: they look close enough. You can't go on the other side,
Speaker 1: go on the other side of the mirror. There was
Speaker 1: a guy in getting the turket right now, what you detectives,
Speaker 1: infice in my office? What is going on? Huh huh
Speaker 1: huh didn't We were bored, so we were having a conversation.
Speaker 1: Nothing interesting was happening on the other side. This is
Speaker 1: an active investigation. Woun't mean nothing interesting is going on.
Speaker 1: We're trying to figure out who killed that person. And
Speaker 1: you two were talking about how that the mirror is
Speaker 1: seither or not. That's not what we are saying. That's
Speaker 1: not what we're like. I was saying. I was saying, actually, Chief, like,
Speaker 1: what what do they see us? Okay, your father was
Speaker 1: a great cop. Your father was a great cop, God
Speaker 1: rest his soul, and my dad, yeah you're dead. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: you're saying you're not great. Well, detective, you were right
Speaker 1: to call it a forensic proctologist. I I took a
Speaker 1: look in there, and there's no evidence of a genie
Speaker 1: currently in there, but the but there there was a
Speaker 1: genie at some point, because you're telling me the genies
Speaker 1: are real. Look, I don't know how you know. I
Speaker 1: don't know whether it was a lower deck genie or
Speaker 1: an upper deck genie, but a genie shot into that
Speaker 1: guy's asshole and uh and granted him three wishes. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, we got we we got somebody in there
Speaker 1: sitting in a jail. Cell Ain done nothing wrong. He's
Speaker 1: been telling the truth this whole time. We gotta we
Speaker 1: gotta arrest that genie. How do you arrest the genie?
Speaker 1: They were just you're just being a lab here and
Speaker 1: just look at all the different like I guess, like
Speaker 1: fluids and stuff, and think like where do they can
Speaker 1: see us? And that has seen one? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: somebody stopped him before he kills again. Two comes from
Speaker 1: our newest patron v I P. She was newest when
Speaker 1: this was written. Oops, and UH might need some help
Speaker 1: on the pronunciation of the name c A L l
Speaker 1: I O pe calliope calliopee? Sure who wrote? Hello there,
Speaker 1: my dear alchemist. I hope I am directing this to
Speaker 1: the right place. I have been a bit out of
Speaker 1: the loop lately, fighting aliens and rescuing princesses and all that. Huh,
Speaker 1: you know, all in a day's work. But today I
Speaker 1: bring you a scene suggesting in his wedding day for
Speaker 1: our bride, but unbeknownst to her future spouse. Uh, but wait,
Speaker 1: what it is? Wedding day for our bride? But unbeknownst
Speaker 1: to her, few your spouses several will be showing up
Speaker 1: to marry her. Oh the problem none of them are
Speaker 1: aware of each other. Yeah, well sure, sending you big
Speaker 1: hugs in North Arizona, Love, klaile P. You look stunning.
Speaker 1: You look I look like a fucking bitch. No, you don't.
Speaker 1: You look so stunny, looks so good. I wish it
Speaker 1: was my wedding day, my wedding day. I told you
Speaker 1: my one request for my wedding is that you would
Speaker 1: not sing. I know you're a Broadway star, you have
Speaker 1: an amazing voice, but I just please, this is about me.
Speaker 1: And if you start singing, everyone's gonna fall in love
Speaker 1: with you. Of course. Okay, I'm so sorry, but it's
Speaker 1: just like it makes me every time. It's so happy.
Speaker 1: This is such a big day. Oh my god. And Tyler,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a gem, what a Jemmy Jim,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Like I was mining out and some
Speaker 1: like North Dakota mine and I found him, and I
Speaker 1: found this opal of Tyler. I would keep it out
Speaker 1: and hold it. Hold that, Jim. You can't get excited.
Speaker 1: Look there they are, my best man, my best man.
Speaker 1: You both decided to wear Texas as well. It's kind
Speaker 1: of weird. Yeah, Tyler, we're here, you know, we're we're here.
Speaker 1: We're we're all the best man, Right, It's a big day, bro,
Speaker 1: It's a big day, big day for all three of us,
Speaker 1: for all I know. I know, this couldn't have happened better,
Speaker 1: to be honest, in a better way, us three. I know. God,
Speaker 1: I'm just glad. I'm just happy to say you guys.
Speaker 1: I'm really happy you guys are here with me on
Speaker 1: this day. I gotta say, it's really it's really sweetie
Speaker 1: about to be here. And I wouldn't mean done this
Speaker 1: without my two best buds. Yeah, the tractor. Nothing, nothing's
Speaker 1: gonna change. You know, nothing's gonna change. Nothing's gonna change.
Speaker 1: We're gonna stay the same dudes we always were. Even
Speaker 1: if you know, I've got a little bit of you know,
Speaker 1: I've got other things on my mind now, but I
Speaker 1: always got you two guys on my mind. Just we're
Speaker 1: still gonna get together every Tuesday for clue. Yeah, guys,
Speaker 1: can I just can I run just like one one
Speaker 1: line of my vows by you real quick? Yeah vow sure?
Speaker 1: Man that that seems a little unusual, it's dramatic. What
Speaker 1: do you mean, what what's unusual about that? Hi? I
Speaker 1: am so sorry to interrupt the groom, but it seems
Speaker 1: that the several cards are here for you. I guess
Speaker 1: that this is justified you to choose from. We have
Speaker 1: a Alexis limo, a Hormo limo, and they a motorcycle limo. So, uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know which one you want to keep up,
Speaker 1: but thank you. Is this where all the grooms are
Speaker 1: making up? Uh? The what the grooms? I was told
Speaker 1: this was the grooms? Helful man, Tyler? Did you guys?
Speaker 1: Did you guys pull a prank? Is this prank? Who's
Speaker 1: come on? Who did who did this? Who did this?
Speaker 1: To me? Specifically? Who did this? You asking me? Who?
Speaker 1: Who did this? Cool lasso? Look at this? This is
Speaker 1: are those those chaps and everything? The horses? Well, I'm
Speaker 1: here to catch my little lady and make her my own.
Speaker 1: What about this little Italian fellow? What's his story? Don't
Speaker 1: call him that? Well? Yeah, I mean it's we that's
Speaker 1: he runs the car service that's gonna take us to
Speaker 1: the church right somewhere else into the chapel where. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why I'm here. That's so funny you're getting married
Speaker 1: on the same day that that that you know this
Speaker 1: is happening. That's yuh. Yeah. Yeah, I'm here to make
Speaker 1: my Debbie Sue moan and I'm damn happy to be here. Wait,
Speaker 1: Debbie Sue is my bread, Debbie is my bride. You're
Speaker 1: not referring to Deborah Susan, are you? Is that my bride?
Speaker 1: I'm a day thing that Debbie souper. Okay, So um,
Speaker 1: when I go out there, I just need you to
Speaker 1: hold my train, Okay, and then we're gonna wait. Um,
Speaker 1: we did this is a rehearsal dinner yesterday. We had
Speaker 1: to run it ten times. You did it wrong every time,
Speaker 1: so this time, just please do it right. The wedding
Speaker 1: starts in five minutes. They're just gonna just gonna show
Speaker 1: up and yeah, that's gonna get married. The d s
Speaker 1: there's like a whole bunch of dads are entrance away. Okay.
Speaker 1: Can you also not follow me ds please because it
Speaker 1: makes me sound like a gaming system and I don't
Speaker 1: like that. Okay, Okay, plotting. I'm just so so goddamn
Speaker 1: proud of you, Thank you, Thanks dad. This is gonna
Speaker 1: be beautiful, so out of my little girl. Thank you, dad.
Speaker 1: Can you go sit in the church? Yeah? Right, there
Speaker 1: is that my little girl in there? Is that my
Speaker 1: little girl in there? Who is this girl? Oh? I'm
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just so proud of my my daughter,
Speaker 1: Debbie Sue, I just my daughters. Is Deborah Susan? Wait?
Speaker 1: Your your Debora Susan's father? I'm yes, I'm DEBI What
Speaker 1: a coincidence. I'm Debbie Sue's father, my little girl Maya's
Speaker 1: step Uh is this guy? Sorry? Guys, I should have
Speaker 1: explained this. You all are fathers to me, okay, in
Speaker 1: different ways throughout my life. The little Italian my biological father,
Speaker 1: my other biological father, and wait, what do do do?
Speaker 1: Do do do? Let me get out there? He is
Speaker 1: they're not hitting the key right. Let me get out everyone.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but the piano guy needs to understand that
Speaker 1: he has to hit the note right. Like this my
Speaker 1: wedding day, my wedding. She's come a prize some bow.
Speaker 1: What that's going on to me? She does not want
Speaker 1: this kind of music. She wasn't a traditional It's something organic,
Speaker 1: something cauliflower shoulders from Broadway. What do you guys, don't
Speaker 1: up here on the altar. Cowboy man, have you decided
Speaker 1: to be my best man or something? I thought I
Speaker 1: thought you were the entertainment. That this whole cowboy thing
Speaker 1: is real? What is happening here? I'm here? Come hold on,
Speaker 1: we can't all be here to marry dever suit that
Speaker 1: don't add up? That man? Why don't we ask her? Here?
Speaker 1: She comes? Everybody? Stand up? Stand up? Oh god, I'm
Speaker 1: so proud little girl. I love that little girl. Beautiful,
Speaker 1: so beautiful my wedding day. Shut up. Wait, I just
Speaker 1: need to stop the wedding for one second. Tiffany, shut up. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you don't stop singing, which thank you already have,
Speaker 1: but I was going to threaten you more with thank
Speaker 1: you for stopping everyone. This is my day. It's not
Speaker 1: about a Broadway star, okay, So it's all about you.
Speaker 1: Don't get on the pier, thank you? Okay. Oh oh
Speaker 1: my god, you're all here? Yeah, what what's going on?
Speaker 1: Deb Oh my god, this is so awkward. Guys, and
Speaker 1: to the whole wedding. I'm so sorry everybody that came here. Um, Tiffany,
Speaker 1: if you say one more word, I'm going to cut
Speaker 1: your head off. That's my girl. Thank you, that's my girl.
Speaker 1: That's my girl. That crazy another homicide here, got a
Speaker 1: woman shut off. Do you ever think they can't They
Speaker 1: can see us through the glass. They could also hear us,
Speaker 1: do you think that? No, I don't think that, because
Speaker 1: they can do both. It's not a sound proof vision proof.
Speaker 1: Go go, They're not gonna be able to hear. Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: what do you want me to do? Scream in front
Speaker 1: of it? No? No, that I mean they're interrogating that
Speaker 1: bride and then you can't just go in there and
Speaker 1: just do it right now. But excuse me, I'm the
Speaker 1: forensic practologist. Do you think there was were there any
Speaker 1: ass related elements to this murder? It was like just
Speaker 1: a clean head cut off. Yeah. Also, I thought you
Speaker 1: got I thought you were on leave, unpaid leave, because
Speaker 1: you said everything was asked related. Yeah, I am ah.
Speaker 1: Just when I think I'm out, pulled me back in.
Speaker 1: What do you do on paid leave? Do you just
Speaker 1: put the movies? Or you know? I just got a
Speaker 1: big wall of crazy and I just try to solve
Speaker 1: unsolved asked crimes. Now what does that mean when you
Speaker 1: say big wall of crazy? Because I have something specific
Speaker 1: in my head, but that I've never heard it quite
Speaker 1: like that before. There's a lot of strings connected to
Speaker 1: other strings, you know. I think there's a guy out
Speaker 1: there and he's related to every ass crime that's gone
Speaker 1: unsolved over the last fifty years. Anyway, so the hey fellas, um,
Speaker 1: obviously Debbie might be doing some real time. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was thinking we break out? What you were thinking?
Speaker 1: We break her out? No? I wasn't this Cowboys growing
Speaker 1: on me. I can back up and we could exactly
Speaker 1: exactly I'd like to make an accusation. Oh yeah, sorry
Speaker 1: Mustard in the conservatory with lead Putt. That's incorrect. Fuck. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it's pretty cool that we all got to use the
Speaker 1: honey sweet, you know, it's it's fun. What are you
Speaker 1: still doing here? By the way, I mean, I was
Speaker 1: dating her, and I feel like I have someone with
Speaker 1: that mbile. Yeah, I don't feel like I've really grown
Speaker 1: close to you two guys, and you guys should join
Speaker 1: us in the shrife hecta wait, whoa, but then it'll
Speaker 1: it'll be a quite sink. Quintet quint facta, quintet quint factor. Man,
Speaker 1: I mean, hey, guys, guys, guys. Um, I did order
Speaker 1: us a little treat keep up. You might know her
Speaker 1: from Broadway Fame ladies. Oh my hello, oh my god?
Speaker 1: What that short term memories of motherfucker, isn't it? See
Speaker 1: three comes a Chance, who wrote, Hey, y'all, even though
Speaker 1: I stopped being a Patreon doesn't mean I broke up
Speaker 1: with you all anyway. My scene suggestion is this. The
Speaker 1: blob falls out of space and attacks a gym. Somebody
Speaker 1: texting these immediately. This just came in. The guy who's
Speaker 1: cleaning the pool drop this note under the door, and
Speaker 1: I thought I'd read it big fan. It really is
Speaker 1: all being reviewed as well. That's what this is. Um.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, we're gonna feel great. My daughter, she's six,
Speaker 1: helped me with the uh with the location. Thanks for
Speaker 1: all laughs. Chance, Oh great, We just that's that's craft,
Speaker 1: all of our six year olds dreams. What two? Dude? Four? Hey, son,
Speaker 1: I told you the gym is closed. Hey, it's three
Speaker 1: in the morning. You've been in there for nine hours.
Speaker 1: Go home to your family. Family my asps. The Jim
Speaker 1: is my family. No, your family is your family. Bryce.
Speaker 1: I know your family. They're good people and they miss you.
Speaker 1: Why don't miss them, Bryce, Bryce, you can cry at
Speaker 1: the gym. I don't. I don't cry sweat out of
Speaker 1: my eye. Bryce. We all know, we know what your
Speaker 1: family has been through. We know what you've been through.
Speaker 1: Put the damn dumbbells down, dumbbell why because big No,
Speaker 1: I'm quite small. In fact, I'm the smallest person ever
Speaker 1: to walk through those doors, those tiny wars next to
Speaker 1: the full size doors that they made just for me.
Speaker 1: Thanks for reminding me. But you know what, Bryce, I
Speaker 1: got a big heart, and I think hidden somewhere underneath
Speaker 1: all that muscle, you got a big heart too, and
Speaker 1: your family misses that big heart. So why don't you
Speaker 1: get back home to him, read the story of the
Speaker 1: prodigal son in the Bible, and then head back home
Speaker 1: to your family. Stop preaching, relisten at the gym, all right,
Speaker 1: you're not preaching anything. I'm just over here mopping. Why
Speaker 1: I'm the one with this giant mop in my height,
Speaker 1: I'll have no idea all the fuck? Brice, Brice, what
Speaker 1: is this on me? Oh my god, price was landed
Speaker 1: on me? Oh my god, no Price. It's eating me slowly?
Speaker 1: Oh god? Oh what the your family? You sick snut
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kick your ash. Well, that's where that the
Speaker 1: doors locked. At six am, I have a hot box
Speaker 1: yoga class with Curtis. I'm in the same hot box class.
Speaker 1: Are you taking that hot box class? I'm taking the
Speaker 1: hot box boxing class? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The yoga and
Speaker 1: box thing. Curtis is amazing, isn't Curtis is so good?
Speaker 1: Isn't it weird? Also that the doors locked and there's
Speaker 1: just this like kind of goog coming out from under
Speaker 1: the doors. I see that there's like a goo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wonder if that's so. I guess in a lot
Speaker 1: of ways you and I are similar, you know. I
Speaker 1: mean I have a family that I don't see much. Right, No,
Speaker 1: I understand what I mean. I haven't seen my family
Speaker 1: in a while. I think I was very surprised when
Speaker 1: I killed this uh this weightlifter hare that you were
Speaker 1: living inside of him. I gotta I gotta be honest.
Speaker 1: I was surprising. He's got quite a Namal Canaly, shouldn't you?
Speaker 1: Now you get three wishes, Mr blob, anything you want,
Speaker 1: no restricching, no pram, three leashes. I wish I wasn't
Speaker 1: a drippy blob thing. I wish I looked like actor
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise. I don't really know any actors. It was
Speaker 1: good that you thought about it. So you don't want
Speaker 1: to be drippy and blobby. You want to be in
Speaker 1: the shape of Ton. Yeah, can we do that? Okay,
Speaker 1: but before we send you to Earth, you are going
Speaker 1: to have to be accustomed with Earth pop culture already,
Speaker 1: am I already? Am? Okay, Well we'll tell us what
Speaker 1: you know, all right? I know, um, because you're going
Speaker 1: to have to fit in. Yeah, no, of course, um
Speaker 1: marvelous Mrs Mary's Little Show. Okay, good? Uh there was
Speaker 1: a an adaptation of a Laddin disney Land. All right,
Speaker 1: that's gonna come up A lodge and diet coke coke. Okay.
Speaker 1: I felt pretty good there. Okay, I'm gonna start you
Speaker 1: with the Mission Impossible series. Run Nay night. I have
Speaker 1: these little blobs over here, black, red, light green, right,
Speaker 1: so they can fit in with childhood games? Yes? Yes?
Speaker 1: Can I ask you one question? What what is your
Speaker 1: favorite piece of human pop culture? Well? Properly James Joyce's ulysses?
Speaker 1: Is that very boggular down there? Oh yes, oh yes,
Speaker 1: we just stopped bringing him up. We're having a nice
Speaker 1: dinner without him. I just don't understand. He's been gone
Speaker 1: for days and none of us want to go look
Speaker 1: for him or call the police. Are not the one
Speaker 1: being crazy here? You are? If I'm crazy, then tell
Speaker 1: me why all these strings touch each other? Huh? If
Speaker 1: these strings didn't touch that? So am I passed the
Speaker 1: salami and give me the jam? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Bing bong? I'll get it. I guess I'll get it.
Speaker 1: I'll get I'll get it. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me,
Speaker 1: your excuse excuse me. Jamn, here's your jam? Goddamn it?
Speaker 1: Oh my goddamn shirt. Hi? Hi, Sorry, Hi, Sorry. Even
Speaker 1: in mythying to Hi, Sorry, I realized I might have
Speaker 1: come at a bad time. Now you came right at
Speaker 1: dinner time. We also have a sign on the door
Speaker 1: that says we're having dinner, but you're here. I opened
Speaker 1: the door. What is it right now? I appreciate that
Speaker 1: has hair on it. Who is this under your chair?
Speaker 1: And you haven't vacuum the carpet because they're fucking cat sheet?
Speaker 1: So what do you expect? I'm so sorry, so sorry,
Speaker 1: not my cat I didn't want, sir. Can you take
Speaker 1: three steps back? Please, I'm trying to have a conversation
Speaker 1: with the woman. Buddy, you're on my property. What do
Speaker 1: you mean me? Take three steps back? He's tally our
Speaker 1: property until he's in our house because we could not
Speaker 1: afford the land directly outside the door, so he can
Speaker 1: stay there. If you're selling bibles, we got it. We
Speaker 1: let me formally introduce myself. I'm Detective Rogers, and I've
Speaker 1: got a report about your son. Oh my god, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you have a report about her son. Have
Speaker 1: you seen him? He was lasting at the gym? What
Speaker 1: your son? Bryce? Is that right? Yes? Bryce is our son? Okay, um, well,
Speaker 1: it's not great news. It seems he's been in I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: do you mind? If it's not great news? Can you
Speaker 1: sing it? Sure? I agree? Make it this? Yeah, it'll
Speaker 1: make the pill go down and smoother. You will always
Speaker 1: bring up pills. You I'm addicted. I'm addicted to pills.
Speaker 1: Why dont you think I bring up pills on the brain.
Speaker 1: You can take two steps back and then I'll in
Speaker 1: my house. I'll commence, I'll commenced the singing. I just
Speaker 1: need you to take two steps back, please, all right?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Bryce was enveloped by big old freaking glow
Speaker 1: bush stuff for matters space. We believe it came through
Speaker 1: the roof of the gym back. I'm so sorry when
Speaker 1: you said you to sing it, I thought it would
Speaker 1: be to a recognizable tune or something like that. But
Speaker 1: when you yeah, when you made it up, it made
Speaker 1: him more confusing. But did I hear this right? Or
Speaker 1: was just your singing so bad that I heard that
Speaker 1: Bryce was swallowed by h a blob from space. Well,
Speaker 1: I believe he used the word enveloped, because we're not
Speaker 1: sure he wasn't fact consumed, but he is covered in
Speaker 1: there somewhere. Any who, I've got six of the best
Speaker 1: man and women chasing down this blob at present. You
Speaker 1: don't have to patronize me, sir. You don't have to
Speaker 1: patriotize me. I don't care if women are serving on
Speaker 1: the police force. Okay, you don't just specify the people,
Speaker 1: just whoever is the best to whoever is the best
Speaker 1: of them, one of them is actually trans I didn't
Speaker 1: even mention that who cares? Who cares? We don't care,
Speaker 1: promise you they care. So you're saying that the group
Speaker 1: from the blob went into every orifice every us bright
Speaker 1: so you're gonna need me on this case. Uh look
Speaker 1: all right, you know what we you got us there,
Speaker 1: you can go and find it. He's he's on the
Speaker 1: slave just on the other side of that dog. Go on,
Speaker 1: do what you gotta do. But I gotta warn you this.
Speaker 1: Once a thing has been enveloped by a blob and
Speaker 1: then sput out like that, it's uh, it's pretty gruesome
Speaker 1: in there. Look, I've seen a lot. I'm an fp
Speaker 1: uh the uh I have. I have a theory that
Speaker 1: the guy who's been committing all these ass related crimes
Speaker 1: the past fifty years is from space. Damnit, jim Is
Speaker 1: this your Is this your string thing? Again? Yes? Yes,
Speaker 1: it's all connected. You've been saying it's all connected for
Speaker 1: twenty years almost. Now, come on, just go in there,
Speaker 1: get your goo in his ass and get out. Okay,
Speaker 1: Hi there, Um, this is a nice Starbucks. I'm Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1: Can I have one hot coffee? Please? Holy shit, Holy ship,
Speaker 1: it's oh my gosh, Tom, Holy ship, Oly ship. Am
Speaker 1: I not doing this right? Okay? I'm sorry, Jimmy, get
Speaker 1: up from behind the counter. We've had this conversation before.
Speaker 1: You don't work here, sir. How can I help you. Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm Tom Cruise. I would like a hot coffee? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought I recognized you. What kind of coffee would
Speaker 1: you like? Mr? Cruise? Hots? Please? All right, we've got
Speaker 1: let's see what we've got, Sumatra, Christmas Blend and Pikes
Speaker 1: TMZ breaking news. We have video foot is showing Tom
Speaker 1: Cruise inside of Starbucks in Manhattan with no bones. It
Speaker 1: looks like Tommy Cruizy has gotten all blobby. I wonder
Speaker 1: how this is going to affect film me A mission
Speaker 1: impossible twelve. Yeah, what's going on? He looks like it
Speaker 1: looks like he's about four hundred pounds. Yeah, I agree,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I agree you guys. I was just working
Speaker 1: over there. What the heck? What a free I hope
Speaker 1: they're following COVID protocols in that Starbucks, right, I hope.
Speaker 1: I hope. In other news, UM, let's see we're not
Speaker 1: just we're not riffing. We're not riffing, Captain. It's not
Speaker 1: going as well as I thought. We're not doing reference
Speaker 1: l No, No, I didn't, I didn't. People are making
Speaker 1: fun of me. Physically. You moved, you're out. It was
Speaker 1: red light and he moved, going keep the game going
Speaker 1: fuck you. I do you realize humans were so mean? Well,
Speaker 1: they are, but they could also be very kind. Every
Speaker 1: emotion known in the universe is on that planet, That's
Speaker 1: what you keep saying. And if you were more familiar
Speaker 1: with the forage of culture, you'd see that. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I'm just here for one mission to find love. Do
Speaker 1: you ever think that these strings here actually actually connect
Speaker 1: to something? Maybe they're actually maybe the actually do say something? Well,
Speaker 1: I think if they connected, it would we would be
Speaker 1: able to read the words like they would make letters.
Speaker 1: What if the strings like actually connected and said something,
Speaker 1: wouldn't we be able to read it? Or wouldn't it
Speaker 1: just make sense? What the hell is that sounds like that?
Speaker 1: It sounds like a cat in a bag or something
Speaker 1: m hmm, or like problems? You know? So these these strings,
Speaker 1: you know that they're just they're just like really they're
Speaker 1: talking to me. Do you know about silence? You know
Speaker 1: you don't have to fill every second of one it's
Speaker 1: quiet between us with talking. The things that come out
Speaker 1: of your mouth sometimes seem like thoughts. I mean, there
Speaker 1: isn't everything to say a thought, I mean everything. Excuse me,
Speaker 1: I'm Tom Cruise and I'm getting a real emotion sense
Speaker 1: from this area. Do you two love each other? I
Speaker 1: don't think. We kind of tried. We tried it, to
Speaker 1: be honest with me, because I'm trying to calibrate my emotions. Now.
Speaker 1: Is there love in this room? I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I mean it was we weren't compatible sexually and emotionally
Speaker 1: also not compatible. I mean I think the opposite. I
Speaker 1: was totally. I mean I'm a dent on board and
Speaker 1: I have since the chief put us together. So and
Speaker 1: that's what as a woman on the police force with
Speaker 1: a man on the police force, it's kind of these
Speaker 1: things kind of happened sometimes. And I know with you
Speaker 1: as like a man, Tom Cruise, um, kind of like
Speaker 1: maybe you and Katie Holmes is what I would maybe
Speaker 1: compared to maybe like all of us and you leases what, hey,
Speaker 1: you're under a rest. Wait I'm talking round. I'm human,
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise. This guy has no bum? What? What the hell?
Speaker 1: Right now? Wait? Why would you? That's very mean? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I mean he runs weird too. I mean I've
Speaker 1: always thought he runs weird, but he, I mean, he
Speaker 1: looks really weird trying to eat dinner. Can we just
Speaker 1: please dinner. Can you not talk about work? What's going
Speaker 1: on with that waiter over there? I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't what's up? What's up with his hair? I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Look, sorry, did you want something else here?
Speaker 1: I've heard you point at me. Um, you heard I
Speaker 1: love Brad and end to get back together. I meant
Speaker 1: from the restaurant. From the restaurant, Yeah, just another round?
Speaker 1: I think soup. Yes. Excuse me, folks, excuse me, folks. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm the manager here at this red Lobster. Just want
Speaker 1: to let you guys know, Uh, the men's bathroom is
Speaker 1: just going to be out of order for a little while.
Speaker 1: Just why is that? Um? There appears to have been
Speaker 1: either a genie or a homicide. Um, so we might
Speaker 1: have a TMZ scoop. I probably should not have mentioned
Speaker 1: that to someone from TNZ. For forget that I said anything. Uh,
Speaker 1: where's my lobster? Biss Brandon, you go table to table
Speaker 1: and tell people there was a homicide? I did, I did.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the assistant I'm the assistant manager. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you know, when there's a situation that arises, I
Speaker 1: feel like it's something I need to take care of Brandon.
Speaker 1: You're really overstepping what your your your your responsibilities and priorities. Look,
Speaker 1: I had this badge made this, says junior assistant detective. Now,
Speaker 1: so not only my assistant manager, I'm also an assistant detective.
Speaker 1: And look I have all this string, can I I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna put some of this up around the red
Speaker 1: lobs and thank man. Yeah, oh hey, Mike, grab this thread.
Speaker 1: Put it over there, will you? While we're well, while
Speaker 1: I got thanks Pal, And it all comes back to aliens.
Speaker 1: It's aliens, blob aliens. The forensic parctologist was right, don't
Speaker 1: you understand brand? Listen, I'm gonna have to put you
Speaker 1: on paid leave. Okay, I'm sorry, paid leave. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have the Brandon. What kind of restaurant is this? I
Speaker 1: don't it's it's a red lobster. But right, it's a
Speaker 1: red lobster. You're not fired or no, I don't want
Speaker 1: to talk about it. I'm unpaid leave. That's the beautiful part.
Speaker 1: So look this part ovid thing, I mean, you're still
Speaker 1: doing takeout orders, right, they are still doing takeout orders.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing takeouts. So you've been furloughed. Well, I
Speaker 1: am getting paid for it, but I guess I have.
Speaker 1: Well look looking over your finances. You've you've you've gotten
Speaker 1: rid of sixty three employees over the past three years,
Speaker 1: yet continue to pay them. Yeah, okay, so you've just
Speaker 1: decided that these people are going on paid leave, they're
Speaker 1: on baid leave. They need to cool off before they
Speaker 1: come out. Why why not? Why not fire them? Well?
Speaker 1: I mean, oh, I don't know. I never thought I
Speaker 1: could do that, honestly. Uh. Also, all the lobsters in
Speaker 1: this tank are dead. Oh I know that. So I'm
Speaker 1: the one who killed your son, but it was because
Speaker 1: I was looking for all of the human emotions here
Speaker 1: on your planning. I'm so confused. I'm sorry. Tom Cruise
Speaker 1: shows to my door and says he killed my son.
Speaker 1: My son's ever met Tom Percy. Doesn't want to be
Speaker 1: an actor, he doesn't want to be a scientologist. He
Speaker 1: just like you to work it out. Where's the salami?
Speaker 1: Your chair? See the fucking cat? How often was your
Speaker 1: son home? Why are you asking this question? You say
Speaker 1: you killed my son, and now you're sounds like you're
Speaker 1: much to go down like a bad parenting route. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was just that I'm not a bad parent. Okay,
Speaker 1: could you spend more time in the gym than you did? Here? Yes,
Speaker 1: open up, it's the police. There's five men and three
Speaker 1: women here from the police. Why would he specify that
Speaker 1: it's gonna hear my voice? Can you open the door?
Speaker 1: You're close to do it. I've been tracking you for years.
Speaker 1: I've been tracking you for years. You motherfucker. We're getting
Speaker 1: You've been getting it. Everyone's ass. I know it's you.
Speaker 1: I know it's you. What are you gonna do? Arrest me? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: If hold that? Look how old that look? Weird? Crazy
Speaker 1: man arrests human Tom Cruise. I think people are going
Speaker 1: to be happy that you did that. You keep saying
Speaker 1: nothing like Tom Cruise. I can name all of his movies. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: starting with taps? Taps? Why did I give you taps? Now? Listen, Gabe.
Speaker 1: I love it. I think this is fantastic. Your memoirs
Speaker 1: are crazy, alright, your years as a forensic productologists love it,
Speaker 1: love it. But look, I don't know if we're gonna
Speaker 1: be able to adapt this all right, all right into
Speaker 1: that Uh well, I mean, look, true detectives already got
Speaker 1: a writing squad, right, they're already doing their thing, all right,
Speaker 1: and uh, I don't know they're gonna they're gonna take it.
Speaker 1: We can pitch it to them, baby, we can pitch
Speaker 1: it to them the baby, my sweet baby baby Detective
Speaker 1: season what are you thinking doing? Look, we can fictionalize it,
Speaker 1: or we could go full doc docuseries, you know Netflix,
Speaker 1: Netflix interested? Oh my sweet little baby? Maybe maybe by baby,
Speaker 1: but stuff touching my face? Jesus, Jimmy, how many times? Please?
Speaker 1: You don't work at the agency anymore? Sorry about that,
Speaker 1: jim that's our show, paid leave to go. Let's thank
Speaker 1: Oliver Alkina. Shall we in a in a particular order?
Speaker 1: Chris a Verando, Thank you so much, buddy, Thank you.
Speaker 1: I love you, Mark and still fun to play with you, Caroline,
Speaker 1: still fun to play with you. So glad we get
Speaker 1: the spend a little time together. And happy holidays to
Speaker 1: us all. Mark Gagli already thanks to you as well.
Speaker 1: Good sir. Oh it's a pleasure man. You guys are awesome.
Speaker 1: This always makes me happy. And where folks might look
Speaker 1: to find you and your wares? Uh at Mark gags
Speaker 1: on Twitter and Blood and Treasure season two coming up
Speaker 1: January January that's so fucking awesome. Uh, Chris dash Alvarado
Speaker 1: dot com. Is that what was left out of the conversation?
Speaker 1: That's exactly what was left at that's Chris dash Alvarado
Speaker 1: dot com. Come stop by with some fun, take some
Speaker 1: home to your family. That's right, So don't forget that
Speaker 1: to go bag. Thank you both, Caroline Carter, Yeah, thanks
Speaker 1: for having me, Thanks for being had plans for the
Speaker 1: rest of the day. Um, I might try to find
Speaker 1: some chestnuts if anyone knows where I can get them.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to make some chestnuts. I think j Max
Speaker 1: hasn't They might feel nuts. Okay, let you know where
Speaker 1: are you exactly are you? Yeah? I moved. I moved.
Speaker 1: I moved. Okay, Okay, so that's why the background looks different. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. Still in la unfortunately, Craig Ankowski. You're still
Speaker 1: in l A, l A unfortunately as well? Aren't you
Speaker 1: as far as here for a little long hole? Damns
Speaker 1: all everyone? How is the new uh December of craigslists
Speaker 1: coming together? We watched three movies, haven't recorded one yet,
Speaker 1: but we got some time. It's nine days till Christmas.
Speaker 1: Fair enough, fair enough, and thank you, Joey Grierman, how's
Speaker 1: that new Instagram account working out? I mean, so far,
Speaker 1: so good. Thanking people anyone who follows me and gets
Speaker 1: a little thank you video, because I do appreciate it.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's can you you seem to have six
Speaker 1: followers already and you just started a week ago. I think, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a lot. It's a lot of thank you It's
Speaker 1: it's um, it's a lot. But I'm happy to take
Speaker 1: on that workload. I'm happy to take on that burden
Speaker 1: because you can find me a god bless Jim Chum,
Speaker 1: what is it really like? Three? It keeps dropping, people
Speaker 1: keep on following me. Well, I've enjoyed every damn second
Speaker 1: of it, and please don't stop. Let's thank our engineer
Speaker 1: and producing the stars being fine folks, and I heart media.
Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollack reminding you that this is
Speaker 1: the time to be kind to one another. But it
Speaker 1: doesn't end at the what's happening with this, Mike, come
Speaker 1: on already? Well you uh you eat one, Mike. Um,
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