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Speaker 1: that William Shatter is his real father. H tickets, Please,
Speaker 1: you guys have badges or tickets or something. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we have the badge acts. We're gonna be able to go.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be able to go backstage. Okay, just put
Speaker 1: it under the light there. I need to examine it.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you you have v I P. Pas Cheryl
Speaker 1: you okay, what you say? Just a light burn. I
Speaker 1: looked right into the light. I thought you said and that.
Speaker 1: He said, look all right, my head on through. You
Speaker 1: know where you're going, right? Thank you? Thank you? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're v I P. Correct. Let me just see here. Okay, um,
Speaker 1: close your eyes. This is a laser. It will okay
Speaker 1: if you look into it. Okay, scanning, scanning, scanning. Sure,
Speaker 1: are you all right? No, I'm sorry, he said, close
Speaker 1: your eyes. I thought he might open your eyes, and
Speaker 1: he misspoke, so I opened them and look into the laser.
Speaker 1: I look into the laser. Oh that's okay, all right, Well, wow,
Speaker 1: you guys have some real good passes here. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what. Thanks. Yeah, actually we actually had to go
Speaker 1: into her. Okay, Oh man, this is gonna be amazing.
Speaker 1: This is so crazy. I can't believe you have p
Speaker 1: I mean know, iye bleeding a little bit. Oh my gosh, exciting,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, from now on, you have to
Speaker 1: refer to me as Mandough and I'm only going to
Speaker 1: refer to you as grow Goo. Yes, I know, grow
Speaker 1: goo and your man do. Let's go and okay up, no,
Speaker 1: it got me. I think it pointed right in the
Speaker 1: back of my skull and then kind of from there
Speaker 1: like made fractals inside of my brain. Before you enter
Speaker 1: the theater, we gotta do a cheek swab. We're gonna
Speaker 1: do it a complimentary twenty three and me um when
Speaker 1: you come out, well see if your relatives in the theater.
Speaker 1: You're just gonna take our DNA complimentary. That's great, It's
Speaker 1: gonna work for you. Man. Do you know you're an
Speaker 1: orphan and you can just close your eyes please and open.
Speaker 1: I I th inside of my eye. Okay, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: grogre Are you okay? Grog? Are you are right? I'm fine? Man,
Speaker 1: don sorry, Okay, on your way out, you can go
Speaker 1: ahead and go to the desk and we'll tell you
Speaker 1: you know what. You're twenty three and said, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. Hey, we actually got these badges in that.
Speaker 1: Oh he's gone, yeah, this is so I eat you there. Um,
Speaker 1: you said you are my my handler, and I'm I'm
Speaker 1: just uh. Do you have a name that I might
Speaker 1: forget soon? Yeah? Yeah, Mr Shatner, I'm I'm Tyler. Tyler
Speaker 1: is that a first name or a lot? It's my
Speaker 1: last name actually, but but everyone calls me Tyler. What
Speaker 1: you guys have tickets or badges today? No, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: accompanying Mr William Shatner. Wow. Um, I just want to
Speaker 1: let you know we're offering free Tyler ask him, did
Speaker 1: not look at me? Okay, don't make eye contact. Mr
Speaker 1: Shatner please. Okay, if either of you want a free
Speaker 1: twenty three and me skin, we could do that for you. Dude, Dude,
Speaker 1: William Shatner, I'm I'm I'm people are starting together you
Speaker 1: can't have to deal with this. You can't. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get Mr Shantner to his signing. So this
Speaker 1: is a Star Wars convention. We're not letting him in here.
Speaker 1: What the funk are you doing? Oh? I don't I
Speaker 1: thought he was. I don't know. Oh, I see because
Speaker 1: the Star situation. What do you mean a Star situation?
Speaker 1: Star Trek fans are mortal enemies with Star Wars fans,
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. But I think he's coming in
Speaker 1: here to start. Oh okay, well, thank I'm sorry. Let
Speaker 1: them in here. Look I'm new here man. Well are
Speaker 1: you new to the Star series? Which one? Which one?
Speaker 1: So Dylan has come to my attention that you borrowed Williams.
Speaker 1: Schattner from entering and based on some kind of nerd beef?
Speaker 1: Is that her? Oh my god? Are you really? Is
Speaker 1: that why you brought me in here? I thought you
Speaker 1: were gonna fucking promote me. I'm the only reason there
Speaker 1: wasn't all a blood bath here, Okay. Hat Shatner come in,
Speaker 1: there would have been a brutal riot, Dylan, do you
Speaker 1: really believe that people would have killed each other from
Speaker 1: seeing Schattner at a Star Wars convention? Does this something
Speaker 1: you read it? You don't think Shatner came in here
Speaker 1: to just enjoy a Star Wars convention? Did you coming
Speaker 1: in here for a gang war? Uh? Maria? Can you
Speaker 1: close the door? Close the door? You just closing the door?
Speaker 1: Stumbled something? Really? I know you guys are have an
Speaker 1: a meeting. I don't like it when um your employees
Speaker 1: tell me what to do. I'll listen to you. You're
Speaker 1: my boss. But when you reiterated closing the door to
Speaker 1: I found that to be disrespectful. Okay, Marie, Look, your
Speaker 1: mom said you wanted an internship, right, you got an internship. Okay,
Speaker 1: So just for the look, can we talk about this
Speaker 1: at home? Please? Yes, we can talk about at home.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying I don't think part of my internship
Speaker 1: should be disrespected by my dad. Okay, I'm shutting the thing.
Speaker 1: I'm shutting thing. I'll go back to the front and
Speaker 1: I won't be so difficult be on your phone. God,
Speaker 1: damn it. When you have a kid, Dylan, I swear
Speaker 1: to God, listen, you have stumbled onto something that is
Speaker 1: has been going that that is so deep. It's you
Speaker 1: know about this? Okay, good. I was a star community up.
Speaker 1: The Star Wars community has been trying to take out
Speaker 1: William Shatner for over two decades. I hope you guys
Speaker 1: enjoyed your movie today. Here you go. Here's your print
Speaker 1: out of twenty three and prontouts. Here a complimentary thank you,
Speaker 1: Thank you, ma'am. Don't put the paper so close to
Speaker 1: your eye. Don't put this wow, how oh where you're right?
Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm okay. I accidentally misheard him and I
Speaker 1: scrumbled up the paper and put it in my eye
Speaker 1: instead of my eye, so I can't see my results.
Speaker 1: But you read yours. You read yours and leave me.
Speaker 1: Leave me and read your results. Please. I am sixty
Speaker 1: North Europe. I am twenty Russian. Okay. Uh last is
Speaker 1: uh seems Ecuadorian? Uh South African? Uh it says I'm here.
Speaker 1: Uh it says I'm East Asian. Says so, Mr Shadder,
Speaker 1: looks like we're gonna wind up the autograph session just
Speaker 1: a little early. The line was not as long as
Speaker 1: as we hope for. Okay, I get paid out of
Speaker 1: the way. That's that's true. That's true. And also you
Speaker 1: know your twenty three and me results. Came back. You
Speaker 1: have three DNA matches, Uh, within two hundred yards of you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what what kind of test? You have three
Speaker 1: DNA matches within two hundred yards of you? Do you
Speaker 1: have any did you bring any relatives here? Or no? No,
Speaker 1: there's nobody here. I know. How do you even know?
Speaker 1: Listen to me. Well, it's the technology they have. Now,
Speaker 1: who's they they? Dylan? We have information based on twenty
Speaker 1: three and that there are three blood relatives William Shatner
Speaker 1: somewhere on the grounds. You need to find bring them back.
Speaker 1: We're going to be using them as leverage Agast Shatner,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna be using them to get him out
Speaker 1: of the picture, if you know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: know what you mean, but I'm just thinking, if there's
Speaker 1: three matches, one of those matches is William Shatner, right,
Speaker 1: and then there's two other people? Or is there a
Speaker 1: total of four Shatterer DNA matches? How the questions? My
Speaker 1: question is not bear with me, because this is serious. Dylan,
Speaker 1: What do you want? I'm just telling everybody to have
Speaker 1: a good night. They're just leaving, Dylan, Why are you
Speaker 1: looking at me so weird? I'm just can I know
Speaker 1: you're new, but can we Let's let's just step away
Speaker 1: a little quick. If you noticed anybody here that has
Speaker 1: like kind of a Shatner esque like brow to their
Speaker 1: eyes or like any I don't know, similarities to you
Speaker 1: see that? You see that girl over there who's bleeding
Speaker 1: from old of her eyes? Yeah? You see? Well see
Speaker 1: you see the guy next to him? Oh my god? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean is there a they? Yes? Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: you see it next to I see. I mean it's
Speaker 1: a person. That person does look like well, he's holding
Speaker 1: his report. Maybe you could check that report out. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to distract him, So why don't
Speaker 1: you go over there, get his attention, and then I'll
Speaker 1: do my magic. Okay, excuse me. I used to play
Speaker 1: linebacker for Alabama. Okay, give me that paper. Uh So,
Speaker 1: Mr Shantner and somebody working on that poutine I think
Speaker 1: it's on its way to you. I don't think they
Speaker 1: have a poutine stand specifically, but they do have fries.
Speaker 1: And what is the matter with this country that they
Speaker 1: don't have a poutine stand? Yeah? I I know exactly,
Speaker 1: and it doesn't make any sense. It was in your writer.
Speaker 1: It was in your writer that, well, I have a
Speaker 1: writer unless it's matched, unless it's met with respect, that
Speaker 1: it doesn't. Also, I got a ransom note that somebody
Speaker 1: has kidnapped your son and is holding him hostage somewhere
Speaker 1: on the convention floor. But well, that's got to be
Speaker 1: a joke of some cut and I don't think it's funny.
Speaker 1: It could be, but we should take it seriously. I think,
Speaker 1: what's this we business? The gravies here, the gravyes here,
Speaker 1: still waiting on those fries. Um, well I'll look into it. Bill.
Speaker 1: Uh sorry, Mr Chatterer, dear god Tyler, please don't forget
Speaker 1: your place. Also his five dollars, get other pair of
Speaker 1: shoes like those who bring me the change. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to use the force to open the locks. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're gonna I'm not actually I'm not actually like a
Speaker 1: baby yona or anything. I can actually do this, okay.
Speaker 1: I in fact, I'm probably in the worst shape I've
Speaker 1: ever been. I can't see. I think I'm giving my
Speaker 1: brain a paper gut. So what do you want me
Speaker 1: to do? All try but I don't have What do
Speaker 1: you want me to do? Just asking me? Just calm down,
Speaker 1: calm down. Oh my god, are you trying to escape?
Speaker 1: You're trying to escape? Please please, please don't kill us, please?
Speaker 1: Were you trying to use the force. It's not real.
Speaker 1: It's not real. It's not Oh my god. So I so,
Speaker 1: I guess we'll just u I guess we'll just assume
Speaker 1: that ransom note was a joke, and uh so that
Speaker 1: there is an uber coming to take you back to
Speaker 1: your hotel. I'm sorry, do you still want We didn't
Speaker 1: have fries, but I could I have wedges if that works.
Speaker 1: I know this is late and that work. Mr Shatner,
Speaker 1: potato wedges with gravy, room temperature, gravy. I don't acknowledge
Speaker 1: the question, Uh what with this? What's that I was talking?
Speaker 1: I was just testing a part of me. Um Hi,
Speaker 1: Mr Shanner, I work here. I talked to you earlier.
Speaker 1: Ship looking at me? God, damn you do a gubacker.
Speaker 1: You played linebacker brad Lebanta, didn't you? Holy ship? All right, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can feel the bicet there my army. I need
Speaker 1: to get Mr Shanders. I don't know if you if
Speaker 1: you read your report, Brian, Brian hailback right, Yeah, Brian
Speaker 1: Heil back to linebacker. Yeah that's right, fifty four right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you you were a tough Yeah. Hurt my knee. Um,
Speaker 1: so if you want to injury, man, that was one
Speaker 1: an injury. If ever, I don't even remember it because
Speaker 1: I blacked out. So if you you going straight to
Speaker 1: the NF failed man, that was the trajectory and then
Speaker 1: they just got stopped man, notre dame at this point. Well,
Speaker 1: it's just that, you know, I'm running a pop Warner league,
Speaker 1: I'm teaching kids and whatnot. But you know i'd always
Speaker 1: the second fell the pop Warna. Can I ask you
Speaker 1: a question real quick? When you get a moment, could
Speaker 1: you please sit down to a steamy boto fu? Could not?
Speaker 1: I don't mean right now, when it's convenient. I won't
Speaker 1: kick your ass. Man, he likes. That's the nicest thing
Speaker 1: anybody today. I'm gonna punch this wall and then a
Speaker 1: little bit of you. All right, listen, everybody, okay, Mr Shatner,
Speaker 1: or I'll talk to you. The handler. She has three
Speaker 1: relatives within fifty yards of him right now? Why does
Speaker 1: everyone concerned with my family reunion? I don't understand. Well,
Speaker 1: bring these people forward and I'll tell you if they're
Speaker 1: related to me, we could bring you Right now, they're
Speaker 1: being detained. Are you gonna bring me to them? What
Speaker 1: you gotta bring them to? Mr Chef, it's in my riding.
Speaker 1: Don't don't tell them how to do it. At seconds
Speaker 1: say hey, you'll tackle me? Dude? Oh come on, I'm sorry.
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Speaker 1: the hell are you barking at me when I was celebrating.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I just I saw your numbers in there. Impressive.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say, way to go. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we're trying to tuck me off. What ain't gonna happen, buddy?
Speaker 1: All right, this is a tug free zone. Sean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't a gay thing. I just um a gay
Speaker 1: thing either. I'm just trying to get off. Who gives
Speaker 1: a ship? Oh? I see all right. If there's a
Speaker 1: heterosexual way to do this, just tell me, Sean. God. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Speaker 1: I got a tip. I got a tip. What is it?
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Okay? I know I've been I haven't
Speaker 1: been great with my tips lately. I know I've I've
Speaker 1: lost some money here there. I understand, I understand. I
Speaker 1: thought the future was gonna be in medals and I
Speaker 1: was mistaken. It was electronics, and you were right. But
Speaker 1: I got a tip. It's from my uncle. Are you
Speaker 1: sure this isn't insider trading? But that's exactly what it is, Sean.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, relax, grow up, just wand on the record. Alright, alright,
Speaker 1: so nobody knows this yet, but tomorrow morning, China time, um,
Speaker 1: the government, the United States government. It's good. What's the
Speaker 1: government's going public? Yeah? By now? By now, how do
Speaker 1: First of all, what's china? Pick up a chimp? And
Speaker 1: see pick up? Well? I think I got him off
Speaker 1: in one shut. I took the shot. I had one shot,
Speaker 1: and I took it. You need a Lawsons or something.
Speaker 1: You sound a little Gregley. No, no, this is this
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Speaker 1: swirl it around to feel the eucalyptus work out. Oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so you were saying you got a shot off ditch you.
Speaker 1: I killed him. Oh excellent, right in front of everybody.
Speaker 1: But he was spilling the beans. I work is done here.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Hi, I'm sorry. I live in the apartment
Speaker 1: below this roof here. I have a baby. I have
Speaker 1: a baby that has not thank you very much. It's
Speaker 1: not mine. Yeah, I don't know who you are. You too,
Speaker 1: with your raspy, dumb little voices and your clumping little feet,
Speaker 1: have kept my child up all day. He has not
Speaker 1: been able to take a nap, so it's one of
Speaker 1: you wanting to him until he falls asleep. The diapers
Speaker 1: are in the diaper closet. Sorry, my husband just asked.
Speaker 1: The job is trying to help what they're not there? Yes,
Speaker 1: I look behind the diapers. You're seeing diapers are behind them. Well,
Speaker 1: I can't find the diapers. They're in the bathroom. Maybe
Speaker 1: you want to get your house right before you come
Speaker 1: rattling around our nutsack. Huh, you're nut sack. Happens to
Speaker 1: be on top of my apartment. We got that part,
Speaker 1: so you guys need to leave. I don't know what
Speaker 1: you're doing here with the snipers. I'm sorry, looking behind
Speaker 1: the diapers and there's no diapers here, So what do
Speaker 1: you want with diapers? What you look behind is the
Speaker 1: thing you're looking for? Stake your shot or am I
Speaker 1: just gonna stand here with me? I don't know if
Speaker 1: I should kill these cities right here, right, well, don't
Speaker 1: tell them, just do it. That's the fifth good trader
Speaker 1: we've lost with sniper shot this year. Ye yes, um,
Speaker 1: do you do you have anything to add, Todd or
Speaker 1: you just muttering an agreement? Yes? Yes, yes, yeah, am mama, mommy, mama. Okay,
Speaker 1: well let's go to our first sidem of business today,
Speaker 1: which the recommendation of this board purchase the US government. Goodness. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I know, I know it's a big ask. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: do that. It's a lot of debt. It is a
Speaker 1: lot of debt to take on. But if if you
Speaker 1: look at these charts that I've prepared, a beautiful my daughter,
Speaker 1: my daughter who's artistically inclined, going to yu right, yes, yes, congratulations,
Speaker 1: she's starting as a third year. Can I ask a
Speaker 1: question about the column listed as upside the upside terence, Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you. The upside appears to be rather healthy in
Speaker 1: terms of why we might want to buy the American government. Um,
Speaker 1: can you speak more to that? Perhaps, Well, I think
Speaker 1: it's it's it's clear right there in the charts. I mean,
Speaker 1: you see how healthy it's getting. I mean, we're gonna
Speaker 1: take a lost first year, second year, third year for
Speaker 1: the end of the two year, but your two hundred
Speaker 1: and one, I think right after the bison tendio, if
Speaker 1: you will, all right, you fucking maggots. You're not brokers yet,
Speaker 1: you're fucking babies. Okay, So in thirty seconds when the
Speaker 1: market opens, you better start making some fucking calls, and
Speaker 1: you better start buying this fucking government and selling this
Speaker 1: fucking government and buying this fucking government. You understand, I understand,
Speaker 1: your fucking babies. Now, none of you can take your
Speaker 1: diapers off until you start making some fucking calls, you understand, okay,
Speaker 1: And we can't wait to go to the bathroom. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's what the diapers are four. And if one of
Speaker 1: you fucking babies makes a sell, then you can ring
Speaker 1: your rattle and go peepe. I'm just a little concerned
Speaker 1: because I think I already filled my diaper up. Damn it, God,
Speaker 1: damn it. I mean it's sleeping like fifteen minutes. You
Speaker 1: could what nervous. It's when I get nervous. I don't
Speaker 1: control The market opens in ten, okay, nine, stop that
Speaker 1: it's nine am, China times by here, bye bye. So alright,
Speaker 1: so now we got this gut damn baby to deal with.
Speaker 1: I wish we hadn't snapped both their necks. When you
Speaker 1: say we, I think you know who you're talking about, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, you snap their necks, and I got to watch.
Speaker 1: It was a great ship. You're so much more nurturing
Speaker 1: than I am. I'm much more of a So I'll
Speaker 1: take the baby. I'm sure I can get top dollar.
Speaker 1: And then alright, everyone, let's just take our seats for
Speaker 1: a second here. Just remember to createle the neck. Um.
Speaker 1: So we're all new parents, and that's like a really
Speaker 1: important and powerful thing to be in a position of
Speaker 1: being being a parent. And you know, before we get
Speaker 1: into like actually we're gonna be doing the class, I
Speaker 1: think it's important to well we all just go around,
Speaker 1: say her name, say our child's name, and then talk
Speaker 1: a little bit about maybe maybe some of the heart
Speaker 1: stuff and some of the beautiful stuff that being apparent
Speaker 1: has been for you all. So why don't we start
Speaker 1: with um? Well, why don't we start with you two? Hi? Carla,
Speaker 1: Jane and Um? My question right out of the shoot
Speaker 1: is how do we know when someone's got a little
Speaker 1: dump gown? Is it just a smell? Okay, so you
Speaker 1: didn't hear what I said? Oh God, do you mind
Speaker 1: if I do you mind if I take this? His
Speaker 1: name is Carl, my name is Gene, and this is
Speaker 1: our little baby. We call it a sport tiger. Uh,
Speaker 1: a little guy, a little girl. Uh. Lots of hard stuff.
Speaker 1: Big one is is it smells bad? And we wonder
Speaker 1: if it's time to change it? Does that answer the questions?
Speaker 1: I just want to say, first of all, I think
Speaker 1: it's so it's so brave of the two of you
Speaker 1: to be raising a child together. I really the black
Speaker 1: form fitting outfits you're you're wearing. I would love it
Speaker 1: if you took off those masks, though, look your face,
Speaker 1: let's your faces. You might not like the outcome if
Speaker 1: we have to take the black masks off. Let's just
Speaker 1: leave that there. And also but in ski. Thanks, So
Speaker 1: back to my question the dumper roof. Alright, guys, alright,
Speaker 1: you fucking maggots. It's closed, markets closed. Let's see what
Speaker 1: we did here? Can the taker paper? All right? I'm
Speaker 1: looking at the reports here. Uh, you've done good. You've
Speaker 1: done really good. Everybody for everyone, everyone really good. Johnson,
Speaker 1: Get closer to him, Johnson, get closer to him. I
Speaker 1: need to see what's on that paper. Just get closer
Speaker 1: to Can we take off the dipe? Uh? Yep, take
Speaker 1: got the dipe the dip to do it? What do
Speaker 1: you mean underneath it's my privates totally exposed. Okay, there's
Speaker 1: no privates here. Okay, everything's out in the open most
Speaker 1: and if you sold more than three shares, you got
Speaker 1: to share your three bears, all right, settle down board.
Speaker 1: We weren't able China, China beat us to the punch
Speaker 1: because they were on China time, China time, and we do.
Speaker 1: We were able to sell broker Babies as a as
Speaker 1: a cartoon to Nick Jr. Though, Yeah, we're getting into
Speaker 1: intellectual property now and broker Babies. I think it's going
Speaker 1: to be a breakout hit. Do we have any um
Speaker 1: any leads on who might be voicing these babies? Oh?
Speaker 1: Do you want to sounds like someone you want to
Speaker 1: get into it. No, I was thinking maybe we can
Speaker 1: get or something. Don't mean I don't know. He's wonderful.
Speaker 1: He's wonderful. Yeah, I love his um you should just
Speaker 1: well you look, I don't have enough chimpanzees, all right,
Speaker 1: this guy, Damn Wall Street guys keep on buying him,
Speaker 1: and I don't got enough. So I'm sorry. Your kid's
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to have a chimpanzee this year.
Speaker 1: That's just how it is. But but but it's it's
Speaker 1: two days before christ Us. Hey, I know that, all right?
Speaker 1: And look, if you want something, then maybe go up
Speaker 1: to Wall Street tell him this job to promise my
Speaker 1: boy a chimpanzee. Look, man, I don't know what the
Speaker 1: fucking tell you. All right, I don't got any guy
Speaker 1: damned chimpanzee's and you gotta stop coming by here. Okay,
Speaker 1: we got one more. It's a he's broken as fuck,
Speaker 1: most of most of his bones are shattered, but hey,
Speaker 1: he's breathing. We got that outbreak at Chimpanzee, The outbreak
Speaker 1: one what do you say. I'll take you anything, anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what, Let's do it all right, let's do
Speaker 1: it all right. Doesn't have to be a baby. No,
Speaker 1: this seems old as hell. Alright, this is old chimpanzee. Alright,
Speaker 1: space eater chimpanzee. Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, it's that
Speaker 1: it's got the outbreak disease inside of it. Uh, I
Speaker 1: mean old bunch of ship. Anyway, listen, don't let your
Speaker 1: kid near it. Don't let your kid near it. Did
Speaker 1: did they ever cure that virus from outbreak? I don't know. Look,
Speaker 1: I like what I need you to know. What I
Speaker 1: need you to know right now is that he's gonna
Speaker 1: flake off some skin, alright, and I can't have your
Speaker 1: kids eating that chimpanzee skin. Alright. Oh my kid is
Speaker 1: very tactile. Whatever, man, watch my hands, I'm watching my alright.
Speaker 1: Does does he do tricks? If you go dogg into
Speaker 1: the board meeting? I figured this is maybe it's a
Speaker 1: d organ The meeting would be, um, well, I've seen
Speaker 1: people bring babies. I've seen people people buying up. Are
Speaker 1: you going to nurse the dog on your nipple? Is
Speaker 1: that what you're telling us? I'd like me see that
Speaker 1: given Nancy can do it during the board meetings, so
Speaker 1: I can't. I put a dog upon my nipple. I
Speaker 1: don't mean to interrupt here, but more more puzzling than
Speaker 1: the puppy on the lap is Stan. Are you drinking comber? Why? Yes,
Speaker 1: I am. We have a development deal with Kimbucha. I
Speaker 1: just got word. By the way, the pat Oswald has passed.
Speaker 1: You don't say you don't say that is seen to
Speaker 1: a hard passed and passed on. See three yet patron.
Speaker 1: If you be Thomas Getsy who wrote Hello alchemist, James,
Speaker 1: look away because this is for Kevin. I love what
Speaker 1: you all did with my previous suggestion Burger, so I
Speaker 1: thought that I would write in again with another one
Speaker 1: word suggestion. This time Possum can't wait to hear it.
Speaker 1: Stay safe, stay funny, Sincerely, Thomas from Virginia. PS. Just
Speaker 1: listen to the most recent episode, James, it may be
Speaker 1: a good idea to cut down to one and a
Speaker 1: half jugs of coffee per day. At least he's got
Speaker 1: the measurement correct. H. I don't think she's actually dead.
Speaker 1: I think I think she's pretending to be dead. The
Speaker 1: head is on the other side of the road. Your
Speaker 1: what was that You hit the possum with your car
Speaker 1: and you don't think it's Oh I I don't. I
Speaker 1: think it's faking it, honestly, kids, let's all get back
Speaker 1: in the car. And the head is on the other side.
Speaker 1: The head is attached from the body. Well, it's don't
Speaker 1: pick it up, don't touch it. I have to look
Speaker 1: it's it's I think it's fair. You're gonna put it
Speaker 1: back together. Father, I'll let me just see if it
Speaker 1: pops on. Let's just see if it well, look, it's
Speaker 1: pretty much connected. Dad. This isn't like one of your legos.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Of course, the spirit, the spirit
Speaker 1: of the forest curses this what's happening? Can no one
Speaker 1: hear me? You could no one hear me before I
Speaker 1: was in the spirit of the force. I can hear
Speaker 1: you can. If you can hear me, give me like
Speaker 1: a give me a thumbs up, or sometimes we can here.
Speaker 1: You are you being so timid? Oh my bad, I
Speaker 1: was supposed to. I was just coming in as a
Speaker 1: gust of window cursed uh, that guy for killing the possum.
Speaker 1: But oh I didn't kill the possum. I'm I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure it's alive. I mean its head is over there.
Speaker 1: Well look at this, Okay, you just popped it on.
Speaker 1: You didn't have to lick the vertebrate to stick it
Speaker 1: back in. It just moved. Look it's I'm putting it
Speaker 1: back down. It's it's slow, sure, but it's moving. Dad.
Speaker 1: Can you stop being a word out for one second
Speaker 1: and let me ask the spirit of wind you've come
Speaker 1: from the forest, good spirit. Well, I mean I'm actually
Speaker 1: the spirit of the forest. I was just embodying window
Speaker 1: to whisper. You're the You're the spirit of the forest.
Speaker 1: There aren't several, it's just you all four. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: how did you get this position? Uh? This is gonna
Speaker 1: blow your mind. This is really gonna gonna But um
Speaker 1: many many many many, many many many many years ago
Speaker 1: before time with this, By the way, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm done. You know what, honestly I do every time
Speaker 1: I talked to a person about just to try to
Speaker 1: bring in Hey, Bobby, I see you playing with your
Speaker 1: ball over there. Huh, come on with here a second.
Speaker 1: Talk to your uncle for a moment. Come here, Buck,
Speaker 1: what's up? Bunk? Listen? You know um m, you know,
Speaker 1: being a possum is the best thing in the world, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, we get to play whenever we want, We
Speaker 1: eat trash, we eat you know, whatever we want. It's
Speaker 1: a good time. We only go out at night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. You know, you know, every possum
Speaker 1: comes to a point in their lives where they got
Speaker 1: to be a big boy, big boy. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: think that time has come for you. You do, I do.
Speaker 1: It's tonight, tonight. Listen. Chuck's dead. Your dad's dead. What's
Speaker 1: happening your dad? Chuck? Yeah, he's dead. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: a test of some kind, so not a test. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you want to take a peek, it's a human
Speaker 1: right now, trying to put his head back on his body.
Speaker 1: Of course, the spirit of the forest is there, because
Speaker 1: he's always got to be everyone. I want to take
Speaker 1: a peek. Where where am I peeking? All right? Right
Speaker 1: over there at the highway. Can you hear the trucks
Speaker 1: going by, Yeng Hong? Where's his head? I think it's
Speaker 1: on his body. I think that that human puffed it
Speaker 1: back up. But listen once you see you can't Jesus man,
Speaker 1: you showed him his dead dad's body. These behind you. Man,
Speaker 1: just give me another beer, asshole. You know my therapist
Speaker 1: you work at the in this fucking tree bar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do. Man, Maybe you've had enough, all right? You know,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe you're a son of a bitch. Did you
Speaker 1: ever think about that that? Maybe did you ever think
Speaker 1: that maybe your mom loved more than one? Man? What
Speaker 1: the fuck is your deal? Man? Okay? Can I get
Speaker 1: this shot? And nuts? Stilled up? Yeah? Hey? What's your name? Yeah? Pissy?
Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty, that's really pretty. You like kissing, You're
Speaker 1: like kissing, You're like kissing possum noses. I'm a worm,
Speaker 1: I'm an earthworm. I could kind of slither and you
Speaker 1: could kiss her. Iver you want? Both sides are good?
Speaker 1: Who saw my brother died today? All right, everybody, let's
Speaker 1: get back in the car and let's just this didn't happen.
Speaker 1: It completely happened, Dad, and you tried to pop the
Speaker 1: possum's head onto its ass, and nobody thought it was real.
Speaker 1: The real thing that we don't think is real, asshole,
Speaker 1: pretended to be the spirit of the forest. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm a legitally spirit of the port. I don't think
Speaker 1: he is. That doesn't exist. We don't believe in that larchy.
Speaker 1: I can tell you that he is legitimately the spirit
Speaker 1: of the forest, but he is a little out of
Speaker 1: his jurisdiction. I'm this period of the road, just rich.
Speaker 1: I don't believe in these kinds of things. Excuse me,
Speaker 1: we're gonna hit the road. Okay, ah, you're gonna hit me,
Speaker 1: Mr Spirit, Mr Spirit, Will you guide us on our journey?
Speaker 1: Already happened these strangers, so you you guided us into
Speaker 1: my dad driving over the possible face. Remember that bathroom
Speaker 1: break you asked for about two hours ago. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was me. Nice work. Yeah, and I was the
Speaker 1: one who made that convenience store have mancho's. Yeah, any
Speaker 1: more animals you paid to me? Okay, Sally and carl Um,
Speaker 1: thank you for sharing what you did on your winter break. Whatever. Now,
Speaker 1: I would like to encourage the other students who get
Speaker 1: up to talk to tell a real story what actually
Speaker 1: happened to them? Whoa over the holiday season? That pictures? Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no spirited yes, yes, oh h Charlie the whole
Speaker 1: time he's got gifted a chimpan. Then I ate some
Speaker 1: of its skin and you can't even talk. I got
Speaker 1: so sick. I I got gifted a chimpanzee and then
Speaker 1: I ate some of its skin and I got I
Speaker 1: got sick. I guess you believe that more than what
Speaker 1: we told you. Look, if you want to bring in
Speaker 1: one of these spirits, spirit of the road, spirit of
Speaker 1: the forest, you want to bring in passa, then then
Speaker 1: maybe I'll believe it. Okay, but this is not make
Speaker 1: believe time. This is what really happened time. Well, we
Speaker 1: can't bring them in because it's a different spirit that
Speaker 1: has a jurisdiction in the classroom. Is everything okay at home? No? No.
Speaker 1: Our father is a freak. Our father is a total freak,
Speaker 1: a zoid. Haven't you met him at the parent teacher meetings?
Speaker 1: Do you want to be a broker? It looks like
Speaker 1: your past work experience. You were teaching for a while. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I taught uh and uh and I sold education, you know,
Speaker 1: out of premium. So so why do you want to
Speaker 1: become a broke I just thought I can make a
Speaker 1: little more money. I thought maybe I could move and
Speaker 1: shake you know, I, um, you know, the dividends on
Speaker 1: the education we're paying out so high. I thought i'd
Speaker 1: move the portfolio. I'm gonna cut the buzzwords off real quick,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna ask the real questions. Do you mind
Speaker 1: pissing and shifting on yourself? What do you mind going
Speaker 1: poop poo and peepe on your body? No? No, I
Speaker 1: could do that. Yeah, you're gonna have to do that
Speaker 1: because here we're selling and buying things on Wall Street.
Speaker 1: Can open the store and pee can see what you got.
Speaker 1: You got the cajonas. Check it out. Sign me up,
Speaker 1: Sign me up? All right, send you on. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: send you up for three months. How much? How much
Speaker 1: you want to I want to work here forever, so yeah,
Speaker 1: you want to sign you Let's get a membership going here?
Speaker 1: All right? Stark, Star Wars and Star Trek. No, thank you? What,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? You gotta pick one Star Wars and Star Trek.
Speaker 1: And there is a wrong answer that Star Star Wars
Speaker 1: and Star Trek. Yes, yes, I'm in. There is a
Speaker 1: wrong answer. Which one? Yeah, I'll take the right one.
Speaker 1: Which one? Okay, Star Wars. You gotta pay b A
Speaker 1: B A B up to up down, select start, let's
Speaker 1: get going. There is a wrong answer. Um, sorry, principle. Um,
Speaker 1: we we're just kind of curious. Because our teacher just
Speaker 1: walked out of the classroom and we haven't had a
Speaker 1: replacement for the week. So we kind of made an
Speaker 1: agreement as a class that after the week we will
Speaker 1: come in and tell you. So that's kind of what's
Speaker 1: going on. So, uh, you've just been sitting there, no
Speaker 1: no to be kind of like have formed like our
Speaker 1: own society, you know what I mean? It kind of
Speaker 1: we find it was like a fairal thing and now
Speaker 1: we have like our own kind of self sustaining government
Speaker 1: and economy. But um, I guess what's the problem. So
Speaker 1: what's the problem? Just what my brother maybe come in
Speaker 1: here and tell you. I guess, I guess I made
Speaker 1: a mistake. I don't know. I'm sorry. Now, I don't cry.
Speaker 1: Don't cry. I have to report this if you cry,
Speaker 1: I know, but I can't help it. If an adult
Speaker 1: ask me a question, I just started to cry. Okay,
Speaker 1: look it's gonna be okay. We lose a lot of
Speaker 1: teachers to Wall Streets every year. You know, you know
Speaker 1: what Wall Street is? Right, You've seen broker Babies, a
Speaker 1: favorite comics and podcast guests. Honey, honey, have you seen
Speaker 1: the kids? Um, I mean they go to school right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's been like a business week long
Speaker 1: that I haven't seen them. There's been like eight days.
Speaker 1: I think I need to bring him back to where
Speaker 1: we found him. Maybe we should find the kids before
Speaker 1: we deal with the spirit of the road. Well, they've
Speaker 1: been gone since Monday. I think they might be avoiding
Speaker 1: the spirit of the road. Would you come back home
Speaker 1: if you had the spirit of the road waiting for you? Wow,
Speaker 1: now that you put it like that, I guess that
Speaker 1: philosophical look. Yes, cheto dust on his fingers. I say,
Speaker 1: we slid his throat. Yes, that's not his throat. Dumb
Speaker 1: dumb principle. Now, I went into some of your classrooms
Speaker 1: doing it not as I did, and I found that
Speaker 1: one classroom in particular, there was a lot of red flags.
Speaker 1: It seems like the students have formed some kind of
Speaker 1: primitive that their their national flag is just solid red,
Speaker 1: so that's they're all waving it. Yet, well, some of
Speaker 1: the kids in there, they seem to be mutilated in
Speaker 1: the strung up. How much money are they make? Look,
Speaker 1: you know it's their their own, you know, self perpetuating economy.
Speaker 1: Like I don't ask too many questions, all right, open up.
Speaker 1: You killed my brother, you son of a bitch. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's hello, Hello, look down here. They're a little guy.
Speaker 1: Don't you can hand away with your hand with my face?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, I like you shouldn't be out here.
Speaker 1: I'm breaking all the rules. I'm breaking all the rules.
Speaker 1: You got on your mouth. Let me just actually, if
Speaker 1: you're gonna be nasty, that you can get off my porch.
Speaker 1: My brother was the only one that loved me. You
Speaker 1: understand that. Oh my god, I understand that. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I didn't kill your brother. He was
Speaker 1: playing plus um, so you fucking see that to me.
Speaker 1: I know where your kids are, and I'm headed to
Speaker 1: your kids right what now? Hey, honey, honey, Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was awkward. Man, that was awkward. Listen, you're awkward. You
Speaker 1: could have done something too. You just sat here and
Speaker 1: looked at him. I'm not the spirit of the whole man, Jesus.
Speaker 1: I guess I gotta should I follow after him? You
Speaker 1: gotta get in your car for me to do any
Speaker 1: good to you. Oh cool, I probably need to take
Speaker 1: my car to follow that possible possibly only North American marsupio.
Speaker 1: By the way, that's kind of cool. Well, that's that
Speaker 1: is pretty cool. I got a lot of you know,
Speaker 1: that's what makes you. That's our show for today. My
Speaker 1: oh my, everybody, Let's give great thanks to each and
Speaker 1: every damn one of these alchemists, starting with Caroline Cup Caroline,
Speaker 1: is there any sort of project or online shenanigans you'd
Speaker 1: like to point people towards. Wow, that's a really good question,
Speaker 1: and it really home in a way that I wasn't expecting.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing anything. You can find me on Instagram
Speaker 1: at cotter Poop, but I have I deleted it from
Speaker 1: my phone now, so I'm not going to be checking that. Okay.
Speaker 1: Good heads up though, appreciate that very much and appreciate
Speaker 1: you back in the fold even though. Yeah, and not
Speaker 1: be holidays and happy hanukah m. Thank you. Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know you remember which night it is? Right? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: James Cenney, Hi, do you remember which night of hank
Speaker 1: it is? It's the third night of Hanukkah. I just
Speaker 1: wanted to say I was trying not to tear up,
Speaker 1: but we just got a really short but sweet review
Speaker 1: from Yoga Monster via Apple Podcasts in Canada, and it
Speaker 1: says that this podcast makes life bearable during quarantine five
Speaker 1: star review. It's not the third day of Hanakah. Let's
Speaker 1: focus on the review. That's great, that's beautiful and appreciated. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was I I honestly I opened up and started
Speaker 1: looking at the views, and it jarred me. I did
Speaker 1: not expect to see another five star review. Uh, just
Speaker 1: tearing at my heart strings. All right, well, set set
Speaker 1: those expectations a little lower and you'll be fine. I
Speaker 1: thank Chris Alvarado, thank you so much for getting off
Speaker 1: the surfboard and coming back into our hearts. No problem, bra,
Speaker 1: and listen, everyone knows five star reviews means it's the
Speaker 1: fifth day of hanakah, saying there's another try and not
Speaker 1: a correct answer. But okay, cool, Loving you, uh huh, well,
Speaker 1: I love you. I love everyone who listens. And hey,
Speaker 1: the anniversary Chris, Wait, how did you know that? I
Speaker 1: read it in the calendar? Oh, very nice, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. The anniversary of what No, no, no, of
Speaker 1: course not all the all the important events are in
Speaker 1: my calendar. So shout out to Alchemy that yes, the
Speaker 1: podcast that talks about our podcast. Um, that's really fun,
Speaker 1: kind of scary, but also fun and informative and informative.
Speaker 1: Craig Kikowski, thank you so damn much. Is tonight the
Speaker 1: seventh died of Hanako close? So I have a hard
Speaker 1: time believing Craig didn't know the answer to that that
Speaker 1: that is the correct answer, of course. Yeah, it's so close.
Speaker 1: It's correct. Yeah, it's right on the money. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: ripped my uh my sister's kids have been Jewish for
Speaker 1: a couple of years now, and uh I really miss
Speaker 1: uh not being able to go over for latcause, which
Speaker 1: is a tradition that we've done for three years. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did the kids just decide on their own to become
Speaker 1: Jews or pretty much? Awesome? Yeah, that's pretty great. You
Speaker 1: don't see that happening anymore. No, they I don't think
Speaker 1: they fully know what they're in for, at least not
Speaker 1: in the last four years when it was a little
Speaker 1: dangerous to Jewish descent. Yeah. Uh. Joey Grier one of
Speaker 1: my favorite Jews from from the Old Country. That's it good.
Speaker 1: I'm actually thinking about making lock this tonight. I got
Speaker 1: some Russi potatoes. I'm gonna try to do do my thing.
Speaker 1: I got some vegetable oil. Oh boy, I'm in deep
Speaker 1: frill these mothers. Al right, well, can't wait to see
Speaker 1: the video of that on your new Instagram account. Just
Speaker 1: what again, garbage face? Who what is it? No, No,
Speaker 1: it's it's not garbage face. It's God bless chim chump,
Speaker 1: garbage face, God bless garbage. No garbage face. Oh, God's
Speaker 1: blessed childie chim chim chim chum chump. Okay, God bless
Speaker 1: chim chump. Got it. Show respect, garbage face. Let's thank
Speaker 1: our engineering producer the Stars, Mr Doug B. Find folks
Speaker 1: that I heart media and each and every damn one
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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, and be kind to each other and happy holidays.
Speaker 1: Let those go together until next time.