Speaker 1: Uh, welcome back to another episode of Alchemy, this COVID
Speaker 1: nineteen edition. I mean, how's Kevin Pollocks that? Kevin Pollock?
Speaker 1: Tell you what bring me? Joey Gars Beanie and you
Speaker 1: can join us in zoom. But that's mean cham showery
Speaker 1: no particular were saying hey to Craig Kakowski, Kaw Do
Speaker 1: you have a word or phrase that grab your attention
Speaker 1: over the holidays? A word or phrase? Um, I feel
Speaker 1: like vaccine was hot? Like I was hearing. I was
Speaker 1: hearing a lot of that. You know, I don't pay
Speaker 1: attention to context. Uh so I'm not really sure why
Speaker 1: that word was being said a lot. It's fun to say,
Speaker 1: you know, I think it starts with a V. A
Speaker 1: couple of seas. Mean, it's funny, you know, I wasn't
Speaker 1: just it's fun to say. I wasn't asking for context
Speaker 1: I rarely needed and thank you for that. Now, please
Speaker 1: welcome back Vanessa Rackler. Just like that veniche. As a child,
Speaker 1: how difficult was it to sleep on Christmas Eve? Oh?
Speaker 1: So very difficult? Yeah? Yeah, I was one of those.
Speaker 1: But my um six year old hasn't hit that age yet.
Speaker 1: He can still just conk right out I'm waiting for
Speaker 1: that adrenaline because I was amped and then I was
Speaker 1: up early, and so far that hasn't happened. Here, can't
Speaker 1: get him out of bed before ten am on Christmas morning,
Speaker 1: just sleeping. It's because he drinks, but a six year
Speaker 1: old will do. And now Chris Alvarado with the final
Speaker 1: surf report of Chris large waves full of sewage. Wowiku,
Speaker 1: whoa hey, look there's Gary Anthony Williams. If you knew
Speaker 1: how much money I had bet and basically it's my
Speaker 1: house that I would be forth to be introduced. Game
Speaker 1: baby the pos as we all say, as Vanessa's six
Speaker 1: year old says, the pony came in. Yeah, g dub.
Speaker 1: Do you have a favorite version of a Christmas Carol? Uh? No,
Speaker 1: good by? Like like my children, they're all precious in
Speaker 1: their own way. Correct correct answer is Mr magoose Christmas Carol.
Speaker 1: That's not what I say. But we'll take We'll take
Speaker 1: none and last, but no room at the end. If
Speaker 1: you think at least it's Joey Greer droopy drawers. What
Speaker 1: is the exit strategy? I'll tell you right now. Off yourself, Okay,
Speaker 1: I get something in there, get like I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's like bleach or something, but just have something
Speaker 1: ready and that's how you're gonna go okay, And I
Speaker 1: would drink it. No, I put it. I just pour
Speaker 1: it on the skin. Huh, low and slow, just like
Speaker 1: you're grilling. Just like, thank you for that. Let's do
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Speaker 1: one that was scene one, alright, Scene two comes to
Speaker 1: scene one is from listener Matthew, who wrote, Hello Alchemists.
Speaker 1: I love the show and love all of you. You
Speaker 1: have quickly become the podcast I listened to the most
Speaker 1: during my work day. My scene suggesting came to me
Speaker 1: while I was rewatching Breaking Bad Huh. In it, characters
Speaker 1: who need to purchase a new identity to start in
Speaker 1: life do so by calling a vacuum cleaner repair shop.
Speaker 1: I remember that episode. By ordering this very specific part,
Speaker 1: the person at the store is tipped off that the
Speaker 1: caller wants a new identity. I wonder what would happen
Speaker 1: if someone called the store who actually wanted that part. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we all wondered that Matthew uh and and that person
Speaker 1: was west away against their will. So um, it's about
Speaker 1: wanting a new identity to start a new life. They
Speaker 1: would call a vacuum cleaner repair shop and they would
Speaker 1: ask for a specific part that would indicate to the
Speaker 1: shop owner that this person on the QT wanted the
Speaker 1: new life and passport. And that is what Matthew w
Speaker 1: from Medicine Hat Alberta, Canada would like us to do.
Speaker 1: Ps I absolutely loved the album. Good night, great job
Speaker 1: to everyone involved. Matt Er, thank you gerber sure, ring
Speaker 1: ring ring, ring, Hello, Hello, Hello, line is ring, both
Speaker 1: of both of my lines. Hold on line one. You're hello.
Speaker 1: This is Jimmy's Vacuums where the only thing that sucks
Speaker 1: around here is the majority of our vacuums. And how
Speaker 1: can I help you? Okay? I need a what was
Speaker 1: it a filter? Double suction filter and international double suction filter.
Speaker 1: Are you sure you're asking for an international double suction filter?
Speaker 1: And I D s F yeah, yes, yes, anyone, anyone
Speaker 1: for me and my girlfriend. I need to international double
Speaker 1: suction filters. Come in immediately, m E D immediately? Why
Speaker 1: I'm bleeding? Should I come in the back door? Come
Speaker 1: come in the back door, sir, bye bye, Frank. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just want to say we love having you here.
Speaker 1: The customers love you. If I love the customers. I
Speaker 1: personally made love to three of the customers last week,
Speaker 1: and usually that would be problematic, but not not with you,
Speaker 1: and not here because you know they want it. Um
Speaker 1: quick thing though, quick, too small, tiny, not even worth mentioning,
Speaker 1: But I will just because go ahead, please. I enjoy
Speaker 1: hearing you out. Can you not say when you answer
Speaker 1: the phone that our products suck? That look look vaccine.
Speaker 1: Of course I can. I'm here for the company as
Speaker 1: much as the company is here for me. Okay, do
Speaker 1: you understand what I say? I'm on, I'm on hope,
Speaker 1: but I can hear you, and I feel weird. I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm spying you. Can you can dropped the line,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to hear anything. I shouldn't hear
Speaker 1: Jimmy's vacuums where we no longer suck? Can I help you, ma'am?
Speaker 1: You've made a quick adjustment on that note. I heard
Speaker 1: you just gave me that note. Well, when I was younger,
Speaker 1: my father told me to shut up once, and I
Speaker 1: was quiet for eighteen years of his life. I listened
Speaker 1: very well. Congratulations. What and I do for you, ma'am? Well,
Speaker 1: I I'm just gonna I didn't know I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: I love your voice. I had my throat replaced when
Speaker 1: I was sixteen years old. Oh, I got a new
Speaker 1: throat at thirty two. Oh what do you have any
Speaker 1: recordings of what you used to sound like? It was
Speaker 1: a hollow, wet I had the same thing, the ex
Speaker 1: same thing. Well there, I don't sing like a nightingale,
Speaker 1: but it's a lot better. Than it was. I used
Speaker 1: to sing like a tsunami had an hour just to
Speaker 1: laugh at that. I wish I did. But we were together,
Speaker 1: naked together. Vaccine, thanks for just meeting me at such
Speaker 1: short notice. You know, Jim's were all over the nation, right,
Speaker 1: and people used to buy vacuums all the time, and
Speaker 1: filters and uh and whatnot. But everything's moving online and
Speaker 1: it looks like we're gonna have to close some of
Speaker 1: our shots. But Vaccine store to one two, right, store too,
Speaker 1: one two. It's a staple of the community, I know.
Speaker 1: But no one's going to Barstow to get vacuums anymore,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna have to Hey, fucking need this, man,
Speaker 1: What do you know? Are you slipping me dollar bills?
Speaker 1: It's not gonna just take this. This is just for you.
Speaker 1: This is just for you. I don't need this dollar decision,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Actually, I wish I could
Speaker 1: keep it open, all right, but I don't have to
Speaker 1: tell you. You guys made a decision on drinks. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'll do the clamato please, fun choice. I'll have a
Speaker 1: virgin virgin dacori, please, a virgin dacory for a little
Speaker 1: pussy okay, we'll be right back. Um, Lena couldn't help,
Speaker 1: but notice that you called a young gentleman ordering a
Speaker 1: vision decory a little pussy. What you called him? I
Speaker 1: heard you call him a little pussy. I don't I
Speaker 1: think I would do that. I'm going to play back
Speaker 1: this recording and then you can tell me if this
Speaker 1: is your not hollow, wet voice we're hearing. Hold on,
Speaker 1: I'll take the vision Jachary, okay, and a virgin race
Speaker 1: for that a little pussy. I did hear that. I
Speaker 1: said that. That was me. I'm going to slowly applaud you.
Speaker 1: What I've been waiting years for a woman to come
Speaker 1: in here and call someone a little pussy. You've done it.
Speaker 1: Thank you, sir. I think you may have done more
Speaker 1: than you realize you've done. I need you to go
Speaker 1: over to Jimmy's vaccine. Tell him you're looking for the
Speaker 1: I D S F immediately the I D S S. Okay, Jimmy's.
Speaker 1: You don't know what it means. Go to the back door. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is Jimmy's vaccines. But we don't have anything called
Speaker 1: an I D YES. I want to apologize. I I
Speaker 1: got vaccinated for things I don't even know I can
Speaker 1: have made I made a mistake. I met go to
Speaker 1: Jimmy's vacuum. We got, we got Rickett? Do you want rickets?
Speaker 1: While you're here? You can't hurt you know? Why the
Speaker 1: hell did you go back to that vaccine place? Listen,
Speaker 1: go to Jimmy's vacuum, vacuum, the vacuum, story vaccuum. That's
Speaker 1: for the id SF right away, sir, Yeah, No, it
Speaker 1: seems as though a lot of people are getting the
Speaker 1: vaccines for ricketts, folks. The problem here is COVID nineteen.
Speaker 1: I don't know how many times I gotta explain this
Speaker 1: to you, question questions from the press. Yes, the gentleman
Speaker 1: in the odd hat h h yeah, Henry and a
Speaker 1: new bird. I'm from a new news Republic America only doctor,
Speaker 1: and I say that quotes, Uh forget you? Uh? You
Speaker 1: said earlier that if we if if there was, you said,
Speaker 1: if I'm going to my notes here, that if if
Speaker 1: there were, you're just looking at your hand. What what
Speaker 1: do you yes? Right behind you? Dot Morocco at gmail
Speaker 1: dot com. Do I have a question? Please? Why are
Speaker 1: we living in a simulation? Fair question? And a lot
Speaker 1: of people believe this all over this great country of Oz.
Speaker 1: The answer is yes, right next to you, David Morocco
Speaker 1: at aol dot com. Yep, YEPA will you come back
Speaker 1: to me? Will you come back to me at at
Speaker 1: David Morocco at David Morocco not the right place. This
Speaker 1: is a junk. This is let's talk after question, question
Speaker 1: question out question question questions, questions, question, question question, Let's
Speaker 1: I'll take you a question from news crew. Hi horse
Speaker 1: maremba news crew. Yeah. Dr Fauci, Yeah, Any truth to
Speaker 1: the idea that having multiple vaccines from a storefront vaccine
Speaker 1: store may lead to autism? Well, see, this is an
Speaker 1: issue that was happening long before COVID. People were so
Speaker 1: concerned about the connection between the two. There have been
Speaker 1: a few isolated cases and then, uh, you know, Jenny
Speaker 1: McCarthy's going retweet that. You know, you see what this
Speaker 1: on the TV. You see that. Huh No vacuums, all right,
Speaker 1: no vacuums in this house. Nobody, nobody's getting no more vacuums,
Speaker 1: no more, no, no, get what all the vacuums out
Speaker 1: of my goddamn house. You hear what you said? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they gives you rickets vacuums give you rickets. I heard
Speaker 1: it isolated cases my ass. Now listen, I've been Rewhite,
Speaker 1: rewriting the Bible and rewiting it. All right, I agree
Speaker 1: with rewhiting the whole thing. There were many of those
Speaker 1: people from other countries with dogs. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I say, look, okay, okay, now look now in there
Speaker 1: in some of the writings that I've been able to do. Okay,
Speaker 1: vacuums and satan m h. Come on, if you look,
Speaker 1: scramble up the letters of vacuum, what do you get? Satan? Exactly?
Speaker 1: Mr Morocco, thank you for coming in to see us. Now,
Speaker 1: as you can tell, this is one cubicle in an
Speaker 1: empty building. I am the last remaining A O L.
Speaker 1: And frankly you are the last A O L active
Speaker 1: email account we have now, Amn, Deman, I'm probably gonna
Speaker 1: take myself out later this evening. Okay, you're gonna you're
Speaker 1: gonna do with bleach low and slow, with like a girl, baby,
Speaker 1: like a girl, you know? Can I be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I only took this job to try to get my
Speaker 1: wife back. She's over at the competition. I figured if
Speaker 1: we could work to rebuild a ol bigger than ever.
Speaker 1: She she'd finally consider me a man, even though I'm
Speaker 1: smooth below like a like a ken doll. Mm did
Speaker 1: you want to see it? That is scene one? Why not?
Speaker 1: I mean it was how The involuntary answer I believe
Speaker 1: for each of us was yes, yes, we would like
Speaker 1: to see that. I'm glad you are too. Comes from
Speaker 1: patron v P David, who wrote, hello, Mr poblic Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how I like to be preferred. You may know
Speaker 1: me as deeper Kill illustration. Yeah, we love this guy
Speaker 1: on Instagram. Thank you so very much for using my
Speaker 1: last idea of Leonardo da Vinci's dead beat brother Chuck
Speaker 1: da Vinci. Yep, genius improv is always why. Thank you.
Speaker 1: You know, many artists need a muse to inspire them
Speaker 1: to produce great art, whether it's music, writing, painting, whatever
Speaker 1: they create, and I think I have found mine. Alchemy.
Speaker 1: This is my muse and I can't wait to see
Speaker 1: what they inspire me to paint or draw next. Though
Speaker 1: it'll be hard to top come Face Network, Yes it
Speaker 1: will hm hm For the record, Okay, I've got pleased.
Speaker 1: I've got a few ideas here. The first one stunk everyone,
Speaker 1: so I'm just gonna read you the second one would then,
Speaker 1: by the way, the second one is another oddball. Um,
Speaker 1: so here we go. Uh Alan Arkin has to fill
Speaker 1: in for Santa Claus, who's hungover, who's out partying with
Speaker 1: the alms the night before. Thank you all so much
Speaker 1: for all you do. Okay, can I just have your attention, please,
Speaker 1: just together, just for a moment, Santa. As always, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of love in this room, and I'm crazy
Speaker 1: for you kids, I really am. Yeah, Christmas is pretty
Speaker 1: much the best. As you know. I'm filling in this year.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do my damnedest, but I'm depending on you
Speaker 1: more than ever. Well, we know how things running around here.
Speaker 1: And by the way, Santa always gave us a shoulder
Speaker 1: of every night before we got to sleep. I think
Speaker 1: I know what you're getting at. So I'm gonna bring
Speaker 1: in fifteen Masseuses. What's the pearl from Massius? Is a
Speaker 1: Messiah Massus? Messiahs is that what you say? Let's go
Speaker 1: with Messiah's. I like the way it rolls off the tongue.
Speaker 1: I always want to bring in fifteen the gonna rub
Speaker 1: your shoulders. I just need you to work harder than
Speaker 1: you ever had before, because I'm really secure normally don't
Speaker 1: do this, but can you sign my copy of Ocean eleven?
Speaker 1: You were so good? Matt? Please call me Alan. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'd be happy to sign it. That's a very small
Speaker 1: sharpie because it's right for you. Let me have one more,
Speaker 1: Let me take one more place. Are you sure about this?
Speaker 1: Don't you? Ohly ship Tim? Can you handle this guy?
Speaker 1: He's been sitting here all night at the bar, and
Speaker 1: my wife is waiting for me to get home. We
Speaker 1: just have twins yesterday here, sir Tim, could you please
Speaker 1: handle him for me? A thousand pounds? Man, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna go out and local news Santa Clause has gone mad.
Speaker 1: He's destroyed an entire bar, saying that you're arms off
Speaker 1: of me. To hell with Christmas. The elves all suck
Speaker 1: and Mrs Clause is not worth the paper I paid
Speaker 1: for her. Did you see this? You see it on TV?
Speaker 1: He Santa Claus hamm it off his ass all right now? Listen,
Speaker 1: I'm rewriting and rewriting the Bible a right now. Some
Speaker 1: of these sections are gonna have heavy, heavy seen the
Speaker 1: Clause influence. You know what I'm saying, all right, and
Speaker 1: it is exactly what we're saying. It just makes sense.
Speaker 1: It just makes sense. You hardly see any Santa Claus
Speaker 1: in the Bible. And that's what I'm saying. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? You see oh yeah, but you I
Speaker 1: don't get to see him in the Bible. That's why
Speaker 1: I'm rewriting it. That's why I'm rewriting. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Alan, Baby, what do you mean You're not
Speaker 1: available the last week of December. This is a Christopher
Speaker 1: Nolan movie. You can't do it well listen. As much
Speaker 1: as I'd love to do a ridiculously long, convoluted film, Um,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling in for a cousin. You know, he's he's
Speaker 1: very big this time of year and he's outsick. What
Speaker 1: am I gonna do? Your cousin? This is my cousin.
Speaker 1: I know it sounds crazy, but the book book out,
Speaker 1: book out, you know, because we had you avail, we
Speaker 1: had to tell you. I'll tell you what you go
Speaker 1: ahead and take the gig. Oh hello, Mr Clause, if
Speaker 1: I may, I know you're just standing in for my husband.
Speaker 1: But it's a very lonely time of year for me.
Speaker 1: Is you can imagine right of course, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: um do you know what it's like to be a
Speaker 1: woman in your pride? Pole ignored, no matter what negligent
Speaker 1: you may wear. I feel you're underlining the word pole.
Speaker 1: Oh was I I can underline another pole? Elves you
Speaker 1: are sleeping good. He brought an a messiah who's been
Speaker 1: taking care of the sentence. Brought in the Messiah that
Speaker 1: din't care of us, Alanackin. Brought in the Messiah to
Speaker 1: give us all shoulder ups that we haven't very loose.
Speaker 1: We had got a lot of titching. We didn't even
Speaker 1: know yere. Messiah left his car behind shows Burke Williams.
Speaker 1: Who is this Burke? You smell funny. Kiss on the cheek.
Speaker 1: Give me a little kiss on the cheek, everybody, everybody?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna give me kisses on the cheek to
Speaker 1: night before you go to bed? Alright? Brian Sally Christmas Eve? Okay?
Speaker 1: And uh, I'm sure you've heard just one second when
Speaker 1: you said Brian, you're talking Brian with a y that's
Speaker 1: me or Brian with the eye. I'm sorry, I just
Speaker 1: don't know which I was talking to. Brian, you're Brian,
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, I'm talking to Brian. Okay, you met me
Speaker 1: when you said out act Brian, Sally, hold on one second, Brian,
Speaker 1: can I can I talk to you in the room?
Speaker 1: You say, Brian and Brian, I am. I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: talking to you. I'm talking to you, Brian, Can I
Speaker 1: can talk to Hi? What the hell are you doing
Speaker 1: being difficult? Yeah? Obviously, Okay, you're you're throwing up all
Speaker 1: these goddamn roadblocks in my having I'm having issues. What
Speaker 1: the hell's going on? My my g D, my g D.
Speaker 1: Second job, I've been working for this the SPA Burke Williams,
Speaker 1: and we've been busier than ever. I'm not getting a
Speaker 1: lot of sleep. So when I don't get sleep, I
Speaker 1: make trouble for other people. Brian, I know that, okay,
Speaker 1: and I'm doing the best I can to make home. Sally,
Speaker 1: get back in your room. Okay, sorry, Sally, Sally, did
Speaker 1: you say Brian or did you Brian? With the wire,
Speaker 1: I said your name, Brian. It's Brian and Brian Brian
Speaker 1: after the shrip's fan. Yes, that's right. I'll go back
Speaker 1: to my room. But I wish you wouldn't find I
Speaker 1: wish you would stay here and here at this out.
Speaker 1: If you've heard this much, I want you to hear
Speaker 1: it all. Whatever you're about to lay in the mee
Speaker 1: with and then you just lay into me with it.
Speaker 1: But Sally's gonna stay and she's gonna hear this too.
Speaker 1: I already heard language I shouldn't hear. Can you explain
Speaker 1: again who Brian is and why he lives in our house?
Speaker 1: You know, you know my my cousin's a famous movie star.
Speaker 1: I'm paying you for your time, so you got to
Speaker 1: talk to me. Yeah, buddy, Look, I'm just supposed to
Speaker 1: drive you off with location. Guess guess, guess name is celebrity?
Speaker 1: It's probably my cousin. Um bird background, close close, Hey
Speaker 1: are you? Are you looking for a friend? I got
Speaker 1: a lot of friendsmen. Oh nice? Oh hell yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 1: That's nice. That's nice. Any of your friends have famous cousins?
Speaker 1: A couple of them. One of them related to Robert
Speaker 1: de Niro, Another one that Christopher Nolan. Oh, another one
Speaker 1: Quentin Tarantina bred Pitt Do I tip you through the app?
Speaker 1: But if you have cash? So you screwed with the
Speaker 1: guy the whole time. You acted like you didn't know
Speaker 1: who his cousin was I had no idea. It was hilarious.
Speaker 1: The guy I was just I was just like, dude, like,
Speaker 1: let me be difficult for one so nice during the holiday, right.
Speaker 1: You know, I know a guy who's been difficult lately.
Speaker 1: He hadn't been getting a lot of sleep because he's
Speaker 1: been working at the Burke Williams. And he makes that
Speaker 1: makes sense. Devation can definitely cause like you know, Alan
Speaker 1: baby just doubling back. You're now you're getting an offer
Speaker 1: for for an m c U movie. Just want to
Speaker 1: double check you're not available that last week of December
Speaker 1: when most things are shot. No, I am actually available
Speaker 1: the entire last week. Just said we're starting. What is
Speaker 1: the one? I'm getting cold? Who's Who's that on the phone, Allen? Oh,
Speaker 1: it's just somebody here, so listen. Um what's the name? Okay,
Speaker 1: it's Katherine. Um. So so take the gig. What do
Speaker 1: you want from me? Take it? Answer is yes, you know, Dick,
Speaker 1: Dick Crusted. I you're one of the best agents we
Speaker 1: got and uh it sucks that you know, Uh, it's
Speaker 1: gonna have to be shutting down some of our satellite office.
Speaker 1: Is even Bartone. Well, I I've been the head of
Speaker 1: the CIA Barstow office for for for thirty years. I
Speaker 1: know Dick, but I'm sorry, Uh, it's we just Alan
Speaker 1: Clause to change his last name to something more illiterateure
Speaker 1: I am I look, please stop hand me dollars. That's
Speaker 1: not gonna help. Look at all this money I'm making.
Speaker 1: Did you guys decide on set or yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: need the Clomato The Clomato excellent choice set of a
Speaker 1: virgin Long Island Iced tea covered in Long Island Iced tea,
Speaker 1: the little baby bussy bit checking does she seem artistic?
Speaker 1: I'm here to speak to Mr Williams. M hmmm is
Speaker 1: that you? Hm? Look, m hmmm. I understand even spending
Speaker 1: time with some special people, people who are very close
Speaker 1: to me. I'm talking about, Oh oh you're that guy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm that guy. I'm that guy, rollerblades in that guy,
Speaker 1: a basketball hope in guy. Please don't walk me through
Speaker 1: your years. Don't walk through your years, your years, Mr Williams.
Speaker 1: I brought you those presents, those years. What can I do?
Speaker 1: What do I do? You're you're the big Messiah. Now
Speaker 1: how do I make this right of me? I'm sick.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking sick. Lay down on the massage table, okay,
Speaker 1: oh oh it hurts to lay down. Oh. I'm going
Speaker 1: to apply some of these oils gently to the area
Speaker 1: between your shoulder blades. I haven't been, of course you haven't.
Speaker 1: We've all overlooked the big man in these years, and
Speaker 1: it seems like you've taken on a little too much
Speaker 1: pressure from the world. No, no, no, so so I'm sorry. Uh,
Speaker 1: Steve and Jim again, thank you for coming in um
Speaker 1: to us first. But you're saying Santa Claus for he's
Speaker 1: drunk and in pain most of the film. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, think of the think of this guy. He
Speaker 1: got all these pressures, right, yeah, he's got all these
Speaker 1: pressures that he has to uh do you know Santa
Speaker 1: Claus and then Santa Claus to Santa These were very
Speaker 1: successful family film. It seems like we're going a different
Speaker 1: route here. And Mr and Mr Warner and your brothers
Speaker 1: if if if I could just just just show you again.
Speaker 1: So Santa, right, Santa Santa is a you say his name,
Speaker 1: you're super happy. Yeah, that's people's experience. Yeah, totally totally.
Speaker 1: But you know what sometimes sometimes, uh, this winter do
Speaker 1: the bed. Take that again, we're gonna we're gonna add
Speaker 1: music and start effects. You're not responsible for that. Just
Speaker 1: read the copy. That's what I got. Hold Hold hold
Speaker 1: my claim here was hired to make the music too, Okay,
Speaker 1: And if he did that in the audition and he
Speaker 1: played dirty eight bucks to come in and make the
Speaker 1: wind sound, well he's the winter wind sound. Am I sorry?
Speaker 1: That's good. I don't know what do you want me
Speaker 1: to do? Look, my client here is supposed to make music.
Speaker 1: When he says that, okay, that's what we agreed upon.
Speaker 1: All right, that's what he's gonna. I'm ready, I'm ready,
Speaker 1: I'm ready, I'm ready. Okay, don't don't outsource portions of
Speaker 1: you and you're right you look all right, let's take
Speaker 1: it one more time for the time this winter? Do
Speaker 1: do do? Do? Do? Do Do? Do? Do? Do? So? All
Speaker 1: these buttons here just record different things or how do
Speaker 1: they work while the green ones are recording and then
Speaker 1: the red one stops the recording and then fuck's side
Speaker 1: of a spaceship. You know, a lot of my clients
Speaker 1: they do vos now because it's hard to get in there,
Speaker 1: and I do live action stuff. But as nice as
Speaker 1: your studio is still popping and ropping. There's popping and
Speaker 1: both robbing, Caroline, could you come in please? Absolutely? Apparently
Speaker 1: someone has pushed the purple button and they used the
Speaker 1: code word ropping. That's gonna be a big problem. Do
Speaker 1: we want to get someone over there? Or do I
Speaker 1: need to take care of this myself? Again? I can
Speaker 1: get so, I can do it myself. If you want to,
Speaker 1: let me have a have a swing at it. Um
Speaker 1: if I make two words to you, absolutely, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: You're welcome? You're we mad at each other? Or do
Speaker 1: you respect me? Yes? Okay? So um hello. I was
Speaker 1: told to come here to get a new um uh
Speaker 1: international double suck filter. Welcome, Welcome to Jimmy's him, me
Speaker 1: and some of my elf friends. We uh, we need
Speaker 1: we need to get a new filtering filter. How many
Speaker 1: friends are with you? How many friends? Um? The two
Speaker 1: of us and then then there's a bunch of us
Speaker 1: in the bad. There's a d us in the bad.
Speaker 1: All right, I need three elves on each other's shoulder,
Speaker 1: put on this long trench coat so it looks like
Speaker 1: one guy with a tiny head and tightener little feet
Speaker 1: go out the back. Door. Your new name is Maury.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be living at one two three for one
Speaker 1: Tiara Boulevard and bars Hi More. You're home late from work?
Speaker 1: How was the office? I mean, I just want to
Speaker 1: take a bath. It's not even Tuesday. It doesn't matter. Look,
Speaker 1: I just need some time. Look, I'm good. Okay, I'm good. God, yeah,
Speaker 1: it tastes good. It's just canny. Okay. Look, ma'am, at
Speaker 1: any point in this relation and talk to the court,
Speaker 1: did you realize that you were making love to three
Speaker 1: different elves at the same time? Yes? And did you
Speaker 1: at any point feel the need to stop making love
Speaker 1: to three different elves at the same time? And spake
Speaker 1: to the court truthful? And ma'am object? And what under
Speaker 1: what circumstances? Sir? I guess the judge and ask I'm
Speaker 1: very offended. Fuck me, I'll keep going with the didn't you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: just a judge, But can you pressed him for some
Speaker 1: specifics than so you tell me you got a script here.
Speaker 1: Instead of twelve angry men, it's twelve angry mythical creatures
Speaker 1: and they're all in the jury box just deliberating this case. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a divorce case, right, and they have a twelve
Speaker 1: twelve person jury. You see how easy? It just kind
Speaker 1: of flows as a pitch. When you say it back
Speaker 1: to me, it sounds like music. Well, look here at
Speaker 1: the travel Channel, we're looking for original content. All right,
Speaker 1: so we Alan, Baby, it's Dick. We've moved to Victorville. Uh,
Speaker 1: they're they're checking your avail for twelve angry mythical creatures. Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: well I think I'm a yes. The answers, yes, they're
Speaker 1: gonna shoot on. Let me say you're back. I've taken
Speaker 1: all the toxins out of you. Sen, It's time to
Speaker 1: go back and reclaim what's rightfully yours, Dick, my my cousin,
Speaker 1: miraculously recover and take everything you understand me take book
Speaker 1: over book, double book, triple book, everything that came in
Speaker 1: the answers, Yes, okay, okay, I'd love to walk on.
Speaker 1: See if you can give me a walk on. Also,
Speaker 1: my cousin's wife, who I'm extremely fond of from a
Speaker 1: botonical situation, would like with like a small part and
Speaker 1: two of the three offers. Okay, great, that on my writer, Okay, Alan,
Speaker 1: arc is the holiday spirit? All right? That actually worked
Speaker 1: for some reason that scene too. Yes, I say yes,
Speaker 1: I vote yes three us from Martin, who wrote, Hey uncles,
Speaker 1: thanks for all the work you do. Due to the
Speaker 1: pandemic and the lack of my commune school grad school, well,
Speaker 1: I fell behind on all my podcast. I had thirty
Speaker 1: plus episodes of your show by mid June, and the
Speaker 1: list kept growing every week. I'm happy to share I
Speaker 1: only have five more episodes until I catch up. Ah.
Speaker 1: I feel relieved. Also, I love all the guest speakers
Speaker 1: you have brought to the show, as well as the
Speaker 1: return of Vanessa Ragling auspicious. We have a guest speaker
Speaker 1: and Vanessa with us today. Here's my scene suggest what
Speaker 1: a sweet combo. After the Titan Fanos wipes out half universe,
Speaker 1: the Avengers look for new recruits the upcoming fight. I
Speaker 1: hope you have fun. Martin from Canada, the entire country.
Speaker 1: I can, I can kick right, I can spend, kick
Speaker 1: and spend. I've got a turtle turtle activation not can
Speaker 1: do to myself what and so you're covered in a
Speaker 1: shell at that point of protecting. It's a flesh turtle
Speaker 1: activation that I can do to myself, just a fleshy
Speaker 1: turtle part not the show. I wish I could say
Speaker 1: now I do happy I haven't in danger, but if
Speaker 1: I'm in danger, I can fleshly turtle activate in a
Speaker 1: way that makes me a sort of very morally opponent. Uh.
Speaker 1: I think it would be great for your crul and
Speaker 1: I have a lot of fun. God knows, I'll have
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. I'd love to travel. Um, you're in,
Speaker 1: You're in, Okay, you're in. Do we have that? Uh? Telena,
Speaker 1: I heard that you had your interview today with with
Speaker 1: the group. So does this mean it's over with us?
Speaker 1: Or how does this work? Now? Leslie, I'm almost enjoyed
Speaker 1: our relationship. I mean, I like how you could chicken,
Speaker 1: God knows. I loved how you could spend and activation.
Speaker 1: I love just her activation, the soft part. I love
Speaker 1: the ones that you are always worried, sort of targeted.
Speaker 1: And I thought that the way you've been damned more
Speaker 1: than most has always been so special for this is great.
Speaker 1: But now you're telling me all this stuff and you're
Speaker 1: you're off with the group to im, I'll go, I
Speaker 1: gotta go save the world. I didn't think this common, baby,
Speaker 1: I didn't say this common. I hope you to give me.
Speaker 1: I can forgive you, but can you forgive me for
Speaker 1: what I'm going to do in the future. Oh you'll see,
Speaker 1: you'll Oh, no, dying, it went out a launder shut. No.
Speaker 1: I mean I think, like in general, like my powers
Speaker 1: you know, even though at the moment undefined could be
Speaker 1: something that at any moment could develop into something so
Speaker 1: powerful that it would be incomprehensible. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You're in, Um, maybe I should be in. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Maybe you're up? What Actually my powers
Speaker 1: if you properly could be well me, hold on, hold
Speaker 1: maybe wait, Oh, let's do this. I got a limo
Speaker 1: business that I need to take care of before I
Speaker 1: can officially joy it. All right, I gotta all right,
Speaker 1: I gotta hand on some stuff on this side. I
Speaker 1: got a cousin of mine, beautiful cousin of mine, My
Speaker 1: cousins so fucking beautiful that I believe it's a heat.
Speaker 1: And he's uh is he single? So you got in?
Speaker 1: I heard? Yeah? I did, Yeah, I did. You told
Speaker 1: him about to tell him about me and my spare jawntinus.
Speaker 1: It was beautiful because I got Let's make sure those
Speaker 1: tires are on there, Come on, let's go. Look, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna be Uh is that mine? I don't know,
Speaker 1: you don't know whose order that is, but I got too.
Speaker 1: I'm too beautiful to look to the side. If the
Speaker 1: world ever sees my profile, it's fucked. You realize that
Speaker 1: I do. If the world sees what I looked like
Speaker 1: side faced, it's fucked. Yeah, yeah, I got no keep
Speaker 1: looking straight on. I know. Um, so here is the
Speaker 1: deed to the Limo shop, and uh, all three keys
Speaker 1: all right over there, So let me read over. Let
Speaker 1: me read over the small print singing all three cheese. Son,
Speaker 1: you're loving cousin. Yes, go ahead, So I appreciate you
Speaker 1: just you're taking this on as I you go join
Speaker 1: the the Avengers, you know, So good luck to your brother.
Speaker 1: Thanks Daddy. Wake up, Dad, Dad, Wake up dad, Wake up?
Speaker 1: What what what is it? Son? Look at it? Look,
Speaker 1: look I've found something for you. It's you know, you're
Speaker 1: having a hard time finding a job. They're saying, calling
Speaker 1: all heroes. You're you're my hero. And I took this
Speaker 1: off of a lighthule in front of the buddy. You're
Speaker 1: just supposed to rip off, you know. One phone number
Speaker 1: at the bottom. But I figured the whole sheet. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're my hero. Maybe you can make a living being here.
Speaker 1: Oh buddy, you know, uh, you know that's metaphorical when
Speaker 1: you call me a hero. I mean the Avengers actually
Speaker 1: have superpowers and they you know, they fight, so, you know,
Speaker 1: cosmic supervillains and saved the world. You know, so do
Speaker 1: you you you saved my world? Well? Mom, I mean
Speaker 1: I know half the university. Buddy, I'm right here. That
Speaker 1: was a mean thing to say. He's not a man.
Speaker 1: You're more than a man. You're more than a man,
Speaker 1: all right, kid, if if yeah, I'll go through this
Speaker 1: interview if that helps. Thanks vaccine, Hey, thanks for me
Speaker 1: to me again. Uh you know, you know then more
Speaker 1: than half of the population just kind of disappeared. Uh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna be opening up the vacuum store back in Barstone.
Speaker 1: This is what I needed, caer for your troubles. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a napkin. Uh so I appreciate. So yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to let you know everything's good to go. We
Speaker 1: shall have the same location available. Um, and did you
Speaker 1: get the napkin? Did he pass the napkin off? Did
Speaker 1: he give you the napkin? Yeah? Yeah, gave me, Give
Speaker 1: it to me. I need to get the d NA
Speaker 1: off of it immediately. Oh oh, I good words, I
Speaker 1: use some of it? What do you mean I used
Speaker 1: some of it? Did you realize that he has alien
Speaker 1: DNA and you'd use the napkin that he had used? Well?
Speaker 1: I mean I knew. I mean, you know what's going
Speaker 1: to happen to you? Don't you? Come on? You realize
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen? No? No, no, no, no, Hey, you
Speaker 1: run the manage the vacuum store. Yeah, Jimmy's welcome, Jimmy's vaccine,
Speaker 1: but we still no longer ship. What's going on? I'm dick.
Speaker 1: I run the talent agency next time. I'm sorry? Did
Speaker 1: you say vaccine? I'm sorry? Did you come? I just
Speaker 1: wanted to say hi, you know, since we're all the
Speaker 1: same strip mall here in Barstone, just just this vaccine store,
Speaker 1: this vacuum store, in this talent agency. Oh sorry, it's
Speaker 1: a customer. I was wondering. Those are kind of a
Speaker 1: shell of a vacuum that you could put on my
Speaker 1: body and also given a may or someone for a friend.
Speaker 1: I'm asking, I'm sure of sucking power. Are you looking
Speaker 1: for maybe a shell like the I d SF. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm just going I've been talking about let
Speaker 1: me and talking about the last word. I have a
Speaker 1: turtal activation and I sort of have a overestimating stand back. Yep,
Speaker 1: you've been a great you have been a great assistant manager. Uh,
Speaker 1: but now is it my show? You who I read? Please?
Speaker 1: That boy alien, I'm a bad boy, threw there's a
Speaker 1: there's a purple light going off here? Is that bad?
Speaker 1: It's Uh, there's a purple light. Is that bad? I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's bad. Somebody pressed the purple light,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. It's just going off. And I
Speaker 1: just this one is yours? Okay, I don't mean, I
Speaker 1: don't mind. Let me go to voicemails? Are you thinking thinking? Okay, Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm getting a ship beat out of me. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have a purple button. I've been pressing this. Please help.
Speaker 1: This is fantastic. We don't if you have representation, very
Speaker 1: small agency. I just have one client. Alan like that.
Speaker 1: It sounds like the turtle The turtle girl is saying
Speaker 1: trouble or something. I don't know. Should I hang up?
Speaker 1: Should I hang up? Thang it? Thang it like plane
Speaker 1: tool to Birthstow. Excuse me. Yesterday I walked by this
Speaker 1: poll and there was a piece of paper on that
Speaker 1: with some numbers to tell off. And I wanted to
Speaker 1: call because I have superpowers, but the paper is not
Speaker 1: then and mold all right, I managed the pole, and
Speaker 1: usually I know everything that's on the coal and I'm
Speaker 1: usually I'm usually here to guard it, but occasionally I
Speaker 1: take a you know, arrest, and this it appears this happened.
Speaker 1: Sometimes someone took the whole piece of paper instead of
Speaker 1: just tearing off the tab, and so that document is
Speaker 1: not here any longer. Well, for what I understand, there's
Speaker 1: trouble at the vacuum and or the Vaccine Talent Agency area.
Speaker 1: And I know that I could go in there and
Speaker 1: help if I could just get the number to Couties Evil,
Speaker 1: so I can become a superhero and then go over
Speaker 1: there help. But I think, I think I follow um,
Speaker 1: and I unfortunately cannot help you at all because paper
Speaker 1: with your car is on fire. Man, I realized that
Speaker 1: it's trouble and Barstow, okay, buddy, he got to beds
Speaker 1: your chances, your chance? What am I supposed to do
Speaker 1: about that? Buddy, even you anything, he's not like, he's
Speaker 1: not me. You're my biggest All right, uncle uncle Wayne's
Speaker 1: sleeping with you, guys. Sorry about to go dead. Go
Speaker 1: Are you still in the room, buddy? Yeah? Yeah, Dick,
Speaker 1: you were always my favorite agent. And I just gotta
Speaker 1: say your I got your your treatment for a new
Speaker 1: m c U film franchise, Turtle Girl. That's um. Can
Speaker 1: you tell me just to flesh out a little bit
Speaker 1: more than what's in the treatment? Where's this going? Have
Speaker 1: you written the Bible yet for Turtle Girl? Yes? And
Speaker 1: I've whitened it as well. So I think the good
Speaker 1: the reason Marvel bootes have been too diverse, where we're
Speaker 1: gonna rewhiten Turtle Girl? Sure? Uh yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: felt like that treatment was pretty explicit, like it was.
Speaker 1: It's it's about where MCU. We need ten ten Turtle
Speaker 1: Girl movies. You've got about three here. Great? Great, So
Speaker 1: so you're thinking ahead. That's awesome. That's what we do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no reason to green light one if you can't
Speaker 1: do ten. We are live outside the I guess the
Speaker 1: best we can call it as a strip mall where
Speaker 1: they're the vacuum place, a vaccine place that day. For
Speaker 1: lack of a better word, agent, I'm on TV. Look
Speaker 1: at me. We are all looking at you. There is
Speaker 1: apparently a dad who's about to enter the right I
Speaker 1: guess for lack of better word, free our practice here
Speaker 1: for lack of better word, Okay, what's going on here?
Speaker 1: Make my son, buddy? There's a there's several aliens in
Speaker 1: their uh turtle woman, and they are reeking what for
Speaker 1: lack of a better word, have it, sir? I don't look.
Speaker 1: I do not see. I don't see male or female.
Speaker 1: I literally don't around for them. Okay about the whole
Speaker 1: turtle thing. Hello, Hello, Hello, is this Times Square? I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: I think I think you reached two different numbers that
Speaker 1: the same. Let me hang up you the very big
Speaker 1: TV screen in tenn square? Is that right? Yes, that's right.
Speaker 1: Somebody else is on the line. That's a trend up. Now,
Speaker 1: can you air a local station from Barstow? My dad
Speaker 1: is about to prove to the world that he's a hero,
Speaker 1: and I think the whole world should see it. You
Speaker 1: mean you just picked up the phone. Some random kid
Speaker 1: told you to put a feed in and you did it.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? You gotta hear this kid's story. Bucks,
Speaker 1: don't give the ship. It's a college football already saving
Speaker 1: the town. And I'm Italian. It's unbelievable. It's okay that
Speaker 1: alien cut me in half. Half. I'm trying to put
Speaker 1: you back. Why are there? Why are they sing? I'm
Speaker 1: not so buddy, we are still. I am now peeking
Speaker 1: my head inside this local business here in Barstow. The
Speaker 1: father has been cut in half, but for some reason
Speaker 1: together halves are being held together. But they're still being
Speaker 1: very active on the scene. Buddy, can you tell him, Buddy,
Speaker 1: can you tell damn it the message he wants to
Speaker 1: tell Buzzy? When did you say, Buddy? I love him
Speaker 1: and I hope he's happy. I hope this is what
Speaker 1: he wanted. That's funny. He wanted to kill his dad.
Speaker 1: How funny he kills his dad. I'll tell him. Turn
Speaker 1: off the TV. Mom, can't find the clicker. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: it's right here. I don't have a pillow, so I
Speaker 1: was I was sleeping on top of the clicker. Still
Speaker 1: a darkness inside of me rising up? What is happening?
Speaker 1: What's up? Mom? You mean? I am but I've actually
Speaker 1: been fair in eyes. I just even a cool uncle,
Speaker 1: even weird, but even cool. You gotta do you get
Speaker 1: two hots? Ye? Oh? Should? I forgot to plug back
Speaker 1: in that thing with the purple button ship. Let me
Speaker 1: get a hold and uh no, it's tough. Are you
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and announce as you plug it in? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean I plugged it. It's just not beating anymore.
Speaker 1: I thought the Uh I didn't know? Is that easy
Speaker 1: to disconect the avenge of little button? I hate to interrupt.
Speaker 1: I'm Dina Tina, and we haven't met yet, but I
Speaker 1: think i've seen you in a Do you have a
Speaker 1: very attractive cousin? I do, Yeah, Yes, I do have.
Speaker 1: I just I saw this morning. I was on my dog.
Speaker 1: I run a lot. I run probably twenty miles a day.
Speaker 1: I'm very very thick. And I saw, I saw your cousin.
Speaker 1: I saw his side face. You saw his profile. I
Speaker 1: saw his side face. Oh god, we gotta get him
Speaker 1: in here. We gotta get him. Is that me, cousin?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach my cousin, that is Oh? Did
Speaker 1: you hello? Hey? I was running beautiful man, Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: a little too beautiful. This morning I was out at
Speaker 1: the Park. You know where the lake is in the
Speaker 1: fish My cousin's cousin. Oh my god, it's his hot cousin.
Speaker 1: Oh my lady saw my side face. You know what
Speaker 1: this means, don't you. Yeah, that's the beginning of the end. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's more than that, buddy. The world it's fucked. Come on,
Speaker 1: come on, man, it's already already lost. Three thirty five
Speaker 1: of the treatments. You'll see that this is where Turtle
Speaker 1: Girls seven crosses over with Santa Claus four, and that
Speaker 1: there is a brutal graphic disemplagon. But what's that? That's
Speaker 1: what page you are on. I told him three seventy eight?
Speaker 1: Did I say three seventy eight? Said three fifty something?
Speaker 1: I'm sure it was. We have Ellen Arkins attached already
Speaker 1: as Santa Claus. This is why you work as a committee. Everyone.
Speaker 1: Here's a different number. Were again outside that strip mall.
Speaker 1: A little boy who apparently is made up of elves.
Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure how that worked. Is now entering
Speaker 1: the for a lack of better word, vacuum and or
Speaker 1: vaccine store. I'll see if I can crawl inside so
Speaker 1: you can hear what's happening That is Adam, Adam, I
Speaker 1: think I think this. At this point, I'm just holding
Speaker 1: together to Sam with this. Basically, this is not there
Speaker 1: was this guy. I don't think this guy's with me,
Speaker 1: but I don't damn, oh god, I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Are you buddy, Are you buddy? Tell buddy,
Speaker 1: he's three elves, Tell buddy, he's three elms, No buddy three.
Speaker 1: Apparently the little boy likes to work in silence, and
Speaker 1: well he has now taken to kicking the aliens for,
Speaker 1: for lack of a better word, kicking their asses all
Speaker 1: over the place. And that's our show for today. Oh my,
Speaker 1: two sandwiches together. Let's thank nobody. He's three elves. Oh my,
Speaker 1: oh my, Let's go around and thank everybody, starting with
Speaker 1: Vanissa Rock and thank you some. It's darling. Oh man,
Speaker 1: oh man. We're so happy to see your face again.
Speaker 1: And folks should go to the Dicey Typewriter calendar and
Speaker 1: check out some upcoming shows. I guess yeah. We have
Speaker 1: a lot of wonderful things coming up. We got wild
Speaker 1: horses coming up and um a great January calendar, so
Speaker 1: go to Dynasty Typewriter dot com. We also made a
Speaker 1: calendar that I think could improve anyone's wall. I love
Speaker 1: the October. I love the month of October of that
Speaker 1: calendar very well. Yeah, yeah, make fan of that particular month. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a great calendar. Um and um, should I have
Speaker 1: received one. I'm incredibly grateful. I'm not saying I did. Um,
Speaker 1: let's go. Also, thank Mr Gary Anthony Williams. Do you
Speaker 1: have anything that calendar for March? Is there anything on
Speaker 1: Mark at all? Or is it there's a bit, a
Speaker 1: bit but not traditional. It's not traditional, Okay, okay, so
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Thank you, Thank you, Chris Alvarano, Thank
Speaker 1: you so damn much, and happy to do year to you,
Speaker 1: to buddy, Happy New Year. Just I'm looking forward to
Speaker 1: this calendar, if I can be honest, I'm sure I'm
Speaker 1: in there somewhere. I'm sure. Yeah, you're gonna find it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course. Yeah. Something about gift giving, I'm sure. Greigkowski. Hey,
Speaker 1: it's one and not too much is going on so far,
Speaker 1: but it already feels better and hopefully we can get
Speaker 1: that vacuum out to everyone. I keep writing, I keep
Speaker 1: writing ship hole on my checks. Um. I'm listening to
Speaker 1: the Twelve Days of Christmas the podcast that finally popped
Speaker 1: up on the second one. Now, yeah yeah, it's great,
Speaker 1: super great, and and thank Carlos. We did to holiday
Speaker 1: episodes for the Craigslist podcast, so you can find that
Speaker 1: on Craigslist, peacast on Twitter. We watched twelve holiday movies
Speaker 1: and twelve nights we being he and Carlos and I
Speaker 1: love them both. Yeah so great. Uh speaking of not great,
Speaker 1: Joey Greth, thank you so much for being here. Such
Speaker 1: a pleasure, such a pleasure, so so much. And happy
Speaker 1: new Year to you too, Happy new year to YouTube,
Speaker 1: a new year. And I do want to say this
Speaker 1: to all the below deck freaks out there. Just caught
Speaker 1: the very end of the last episode and they're kicking
Speaker 1: somebody off the charter. I mean what, that's all I know.
Speaker 1: Until it's all I can tell you. Somebody's getting kicked off.
Speaker 1: That's the practical place. That's also thank our producer and
Speaker 1: engineer to the stars, Mr Debate. Fine folks that I
Speaker 1: hurt media, And a happy new year to all of you.
Speaker 1: This is your host, Kevin Pollock reminding you to be
Speaker 1: kind to each other. Damn it. It's the easiest route.
Speaker 1: And hell, wear a mask when you go outside, please,
Speaker 1: Happy New Year from alcohol yeah,