Speaker 1: Oh, welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. It is
Speaker 1: COVID nineteen. Addition, I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes that
Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock. Well, yes, it is a new year chronologically,
Speaker 1: and that does feel good. Yeah, fresh start, you know,
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Speaker 1: some trail mix, some granola, and a bowl with plain
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Speaker 1: the day when professional sports was just getting started. In
Speaker 1: order for the teams to be able to keep their
Speaker 1: players that are offered, they were offered lifetime contract. Today
Speaker 1: is the most important game of the year for your
Speaker 1: professional sports team, and the star player just turned eight two.
Speaker 1: Please tell us about that. I am tired from making
Speaker 1: all that up. I don't know how to do this.
Speaker 1: Thanks again, Steve. Quiet down, Quiet down, Quiet down, everybody,
Speaker 1: keep it down to the locker room is not a
Speaker 1: everyone's quiet, everyone's quiet, keep you quiet, please attention alright, fellas, Uh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, let me put it in the locker room.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you. Listen. Um, today's so,
Speaker 1: is he gonna come out for the game or not?
Speaker 1: I mean we need a point guard? Yeah, I imagine
Speaker 1: you want. Listen. My baby can't be out there anymore.
Speaker 1: My wife is pretty piste that we brought him out.
Speaker 1: We need to find somebody to replace. No. No, he
Speaker 1: signed a contract, right, you just asked Edgar. Edgar turned
Speaker 1: eight two yesterday. Edgar, give it up, Edgar, everybody. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But the difference is Edgar was signed, but Edgar was.
Speaker 1: He's an adult. He can sign for himself. I wasn't
Speaker 1: even there when you guys got my baby to sign it.
Speaker 1: I can't even blue. I've never seen my babyhold coach coach, coach, Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, listen, First of all, drop the my baby bullshit.
Speaker 1: It's our baby. And uh, the game starts in seventeen minutes,
Speaker 1: So let's go back to what the coach was saying.
Speaker 1: All right, hold on a second, My wife and I
Speaker 1: okay again, coach, coach, coach, Look, she's Oliver. Yes, please please,
Speaker 1: let's drop the my wife business to wife before I
Speaker 1: went to the war game? Which war is he talking about?
Speaker 1: All right, listen up here, fellas, listen up. I'm talking
Speaker 1: about I'm talking to YouTube baby, if you can hear me.
Speaker 1: Today's just a game. Today's the Championship of the World game.
Speaker 1: But I thought about this long and hard this morning
Speaker 1: over my green tea with honey tastes like ship by
Speaker 1: the way, I thought about this, and I thought to myself,
Speaker 1: we have a secret weapon, and that secret weapon is Edgar. Edgar,
Speaker 1: You've been an anchor for this team for many years.
Speaker 1: I think I first tasted green Tea when I was
Speaker 1: overseas and your friends with the locals. Here's here's what
Speaker 1: I'm thinking. Everybody. We passed the ball only to Edgar
Speaker 1: all game long. Uh huh? Give me the rock? Um.
Speaker 1: I mean we should definitely get the baby and play.
Speaker 1: I mean the baby needs to know how the game flows.
Speaker 1: Although we should make the should we name the babe
Speaker 1: baby or no, we're not gonna name the baby. I
Speaker 1: I you know what, I'm on the bench. I'm on
Speaker 1: the bench. I don't know what. Yeah, so sorry interrupt,
Speaker 1: Uh I I know you're trying to motivate your team
Speaker 1: right now. Can I have a moment on behalf of
Speaker 1: the refereeing crew before before we get started today? Of course,
Speaker 1: of course, Uh, good to see you. Uh look, you know,
Speaker 1: all of us on the crew just want a fair
Speaker 1: and honorable championship game today, and with that in mind,
Speaker 1: we'd like to really encourage you to not play Edgar today.
Speaker 1: I remember your face. I saw your face overseas when
Speaker 1: I was in a war. I put a bullet through
Speaker 1: his head. I mean, that's one of the reasons. But
Speaker 1: I mean it's a miracle that he hasn't uh, he
Speaker 1: hasn't hide on the court. Ref we should probably keep
Speaker 1: the baby out two right, it's uh yeah, don't ideally
Speaker 1: don't play the baby either. Can I show Can I
Speaker 1: show you something ref I have. I have a name.
Speaker 1: By the way, this is Edgar's contract, like that, I
Speaker 1: keep it with me in my pocket. See here. This
Speaker 1: is a lifetime contract. He is until death, but he
Speaker 1: is eligible. He is eligible to play. Like I. Everything
Speaker 1: of the league's by laws allows you to play Edgar.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying he's gotta die there. That's the way
Speaker 1: he wants it. Get your popcorn high? How about a
Speaker 1: popcorn for you and the missus? Can't afford it? For it,
Speaker 1: can't sorry, excuse me, pardon me our seats? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: would you like to get a popcorn for you and
Speaker 1: your son? That's my date? So I'm a woman. She's
Speaker 1: already said that I was a woman. You've already she said,
Speaker 1: you and the misses now you think i'm his son
Speaker 1: over here? That you can't afford a popcorn? Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: But he also called me a little boy. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I mean, so what She's actually good? I'm making good.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's an honest mistake. But somehow you got
Speaker 1: two tickets to the championship game. They say, do you
Speaker 1: think I look like a little boy? Tina? Oh wow,
Speaker 1: it's seriously. Are you gonna buy them popcorn? Or? Should
Speaker 1: I move on to yes, I get around for everyone
Speaker 1: in the row? Oh my god, yes, eight dollars a bag.
Speaker 1: I know you don't just tell me keep a tabh
Speaker 1: my god, hello, listen, um, I wanted to talk about
Speaker 1: restructuring Edgar's contract if I could please, you gotta talk
Speaker 1: to his agent. I'm just the coaches agents right right there.
Speaker 1: If you want to, I'm his agent. That's why I
Speaker 1: called you. Oh I thought you were No, No, that
Speaker 1: makes sense, that makes sense. I'm just hanging around. Was replaced.
Speaker 1: He was sort of moved out of the agency, but
Speaker 1: still shows up for the free lunch at the meetings
Speaker 1: on Monday. But I am Edgar's new agent, and we'd
Speaker 1: like the restructures dealing. Dutch, hold my calls. What's going
Speaker 1: on here? What's happening? This is the owner of the team.
Speaker 1: I don't need to tell you that. Okay, I'll step away,
Speaker 1: so come join me. Hey, Tim, nice to see Nice
Speaker 1: to see you as well. What's going on here? You
Speaker 1: need restructure? We need to restructure Edgar's contract. Oh you're
Speaker 1: you're an agent now, okay, I understand. Yeah, let's let's
Speaker 1: come into my office. What happened to? What happened to
Speaker 1: the spicy must be just just yellow must year? We
Speaker 1: got rid of it. So we got rid of Well,
Speaker 1: how am I supposed to make it a spicy ham
Speaker 1: and cheese sandwich? You're supposed to make it outside of
Speaker 1: the owners off? Can you handle this? Dutch? Can you handle.
Speaker 1: Of course, tell me, tell me you about the time
Speaker 1: you met Pearl again? Who do I mean? Come on, Tim? Anyways,
Speaker 1: the Dubuke Trumpets. We got a long, storied history, alright,
Speaker 1: and one of the things we have is part of
Speaker 1: our history is specifically for sixty years, sixty years he's
Speaker 1: been playing for the team, his body is going to
Speaker 1: hang in the rafters. I guarantee it. Well, it practically
Speaker 1: is now in terms of how to keep him up.
Speaker 1: So I'm just asking, maybe he skips every fourth game
Speaker 1: through the first half of the season, in the second half,
Speaker 1: every second and fourth game. Okay, we did, uh you know,
Speaker 1: we did lose the championship last year, same page. We
Speaker 1: lost the championship because your coach is an ass white. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's I mean, we can all agree that he's a
Speaker 1: little rough around the edges, but I will say giving
Speaker 1: the ball to Edgar and only Edgar as proving proven successful.
Speaker 1: He's ready defined the term powerful. And you're not wrong,
Speaker 1: I mean truly truly. Now look, I mean I understand
Speaker 1: what you're saying. We want to we want to keep
Speaker 1: them healthy for the playoffs. They don't call the elbow
Speaker 1: for nothing. Yeah, healthy for the playoffs, since we all
Speaker 1: know that's all that matters. So you give me what
Speaker 1: are you gonna give me? Here? The owner? What do
Speaker 1: you need? But we do need spicy mustard? We got
Speaker 1: so I did catch one. Also, there's also only baked blaze.
Speaker 1: Do you have regular on baked plays dots? Can you
Speaker 1: handle this? Alright? Alright, gold diggers, gather around the team.
Speaker 1: I need to talk to you guys about how you're
Speaker 1: playing out in the field. All right, smoking field. It's
Speaker 1: not a field, it's a court. That's basketball, coach you're
Speaker 1: talking about. Okay. First of all, I just need you
Speaker 1: guys to start treating every one of their players equal. Okay.
Speaker 1: I can't but notice that nobody's going after the old
Speaker 1: man at the court. Okay, set a cigar on your
Speaker 1: other hand, it's not lit. I'm only smoking one of these. Okay.
Speaker 1: They banned us from using brass knuckles like you really
Speaker 1: suggested we use. We're not. They could be just illuminum
Speaker 1: anything anything. You guys are just letting them run you
Speaker 1: on the court. Okay. They passed the same guy every time,
Speaker 1: and every time everybody's all hands off. Which one of
Speaker 1: you wants to get a bump in the pay this year,
Speaker 1: but maybe I just feel bad Coach, like the guys
Speaker 1: like in his eighties, he's very frail. I feel like
Speaker 1: if I touch him at all, he's gonna, you know, uh,
Speaker 1: crumpled like tissue paper. Yeah, okay, me for a second.
Speaker 1: Coach also fellas which one of they just want them bump?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'll take I'll take all right, all right, Trump,
Speaker 1: it's look, that's a girl's a great first half. I'll
Speaker 1: give it up for Edgar. Everybody, huh, quick, quick change.
Speaker 1: I was in the front. Yeah, yeah, and that's what
Speaker 1: you were talking about. What is that that? Well he's
Speaker 1: eighty two, so it will be the Korean War and
Speaker 1: only last two years coaching. Not for nothing? Can we
Speaker 1: stop with this? Stop with what his Edgar's talk about
Speaker 1: the war. Edgar is his own man. You can do
Speaker 1: what he wants. But listen, we're moving away from mega
Speaker 1: first second. This is who I want to talk about.
Speaker 1: A game plan? No, no, no, let him. Here's the
Speaker 1: game plan. Only the baby gets the ball in the
Speaker 1: second half. Wow. Hey, I'm only on the bench, you know,
Speaker 1: but I love it. I love it. I love it. Sorry,
Speaker 1: didn't sorry interrupt again? Do you do you have a
Speaker 1: moment before we begin me in the second half, everybody's
Speaker 1: the ref give it up. That's the guy who looks
Speaker 1: like the man I killed overseas. By the way, I
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta apologized. First of all, Egger had a
Speaker 1: tremendous first half. I just gotta plead with you, do
Speaker 1: not put that baby out on the court. Okay, So
Speaker 1: if you see this right here, this is a contract.
Speaker 1: Baby's contract signed it for Life's starting him when he's
Speaker 1: in his late teens. He's eligible now my most eligible.
Speaker 1: Like there are so many loopholes in this league's by laws.
Speaker 1: All right, kid, now listen right now, you're you're on
Speaker 1: the scouting team, al right. Now, what we gotta do
Speaker 1: is we gotta find the best players out there for
Speaker 1: the cheapest amount. Now. Look, there's a lot of old
Speaker 1: folks homes and we're gonna be canvassing all of them.
Speaker 1: All right. Now, come on, let's see if we can't
Speaker 1: find some talent that might not be on the rate. Really,
Speaker 1: whenever I watch games, I'm usually looking for the people
Speaker 1: that are coming out of college and have a real
Speaker 1: good career. I just don't know if anybody really wants
Speaker 1: to they're old, old, it's not cool. Excuse me? Are
Speaker 1: you here to recruit? Oh? Here we go, Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: yes we are. What sports are you looking for? Baseball? Basketball, Hockey?
Speaker 1: M m A. I don't think he should do m
Speaker 1: m A. He looks, he looks fragile. Give me one second.
Speaker 1: Games like Jason, you're new to this guy here? Okay,
Speaker 1: this is a moneyball alright, you're not Brett Pick. Since
Speaker 1: I was a little kid, I am, I I am
Speaker 1: a special list in m m A. Marvin mce arts.
Speaker 1: That's a deadly ship over there. Look, this guy's get Look,
Speaker 1: you just gotta follow my lead here. Look if you
Speaker 1: if you got something good, then won't you start your
Speaker 1: own program? Won't you start your own team? But this
Speaker 1: is how it's been done for a hundred billion years,
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be done this way for a hundred
Speaker 1: billion years after. Did you understand? Okay, I'll just follow long.
Speaker 1: But hey, baby, baby, look at me, look at me,
Speaker 1: Look at me? Here? What baby does this? Baby looks
Speaker 1: like a boy? What does this? You don't understand? God?
Speaker 1: Damn it, sir? And sorry you same person? Sorry about that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the same person? Is it? Seam one? And everybody, Holy time, Holy,
Speaker 1: I want you to do the baby right. I just
Speaker 1: realized that. But the way you said baby baby is
Speaker 1: not the way should name the baby. Should have named
Speaker 1: the baby? That's my question. We're gonna name it? Seemed
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Speaker 1: I'm I'm not totally sure why I'm here. You're look
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Speaker 1: just pick this. Okay, thank you. We'll be back for you, guys.
Speaker 1: But she didn't say baby in the rotic way you
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Speaker 1: for the front. Are you gonna wear that that carpet
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Speaker 1: it's a chest dress. Okay, Oh my god, it's fucked up.
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Speaker 1: I didn't see. Oh, man, give me a hug. Give
Speaker 1: me your face is smashed it. Yeah, man, I need
Speaker 1: to talk something out. Man, I go to the Okay,
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Speaker 1: meant to be. We all did tell me last night.
Speaker 1: Let's get in the car. You dropped me off at
Speaker 1: the interview, and you can bring him to the hospital
Speaker 1: for a Ryan glory. I don't want to talk to
Speaker 1: a baby. Can you get this baby out of here place? Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, thank you. Three o'clock. Okay, fuck me my
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Speaker 1: already they've given this job away. My friend baby is
Speaker 1: in there right now and he's killing I've seen the
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Speaker 1: people verbally agree to anything else. I pop in as
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Speaker 1: This guy, uh, you call him man. He'll set that up.
Speaker 1: If you want your name, sir, what's what? What? What?
Speaker 1: What's his name? Papa? Papa, the guy who sets up
Speaker 1: the STUF Like guys named Chad, Chad, craig y nice Chad.
Speaker 1: I would love to work with you sometime. I'm for
Speaker 1: more information. Oh my god, I'll leave you too alone. Okay, baby,
Speaker 1: did you and DoD? I mean, that's really the essence
Speaker 1: of being you. Yeah, that's a crazy story. Man, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what. I haven't really heard much like that.
Speaker 1: But right through that door, that's your interview. Are you ready? Okay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you guys. I honestly was thought I was prepared,
Speaker 1: but there was a lot of things I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't know and now I know it's all in you.
Speaker 1: You got it, DoD. Yeah, that's right, We're all your
Speaker 1: friends through thick and thin, no matter what. Don't forget me.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, how many of you were physically here? So
Speaker 1: Todd's been in a comma for two months? Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that what we're talking about here? Oh? Your friend?
Speaker 1: You need to get your friend out of here, that's
Speaker 1: for sure. Todd is the one comma. If he wants
Speaker 1: to check in with that face, we can check them in.
Speaker 1: But listen, we don't just let people hang out here
Speaker 1: with concave faces. Okay, what what's what's the survival rate
Speaker 1: for Todd? I mean, I'm so du I'm so fucked up.
Speaker 1: Hey Todd, Uh, what would if you had your own design?
Speaker 1: What is it you'd like us to do with your face?
Speaker 1: With my face? Yeah? Wow? Uh? Whoa? I guess what
Speaker 1: I would want is a really long beard. Uh and
Speaker 1: it would I would sometimes be able to breed it sometimes.
Speaker 1: Stop you right there. The beer is kind of up
Speaker 1: to you in your face. I'm a plastic surgeon. I
Speaker 1: can do various things with your actual face. So I
Speaker 1: asked again, what is it you'd like us to do? Well?
Speaker 1: I'd like the little tiny holes in my face to
Speaker 1: sprout out hair because hey, Ricardo, open up Ricardo or dude,
Speaker 1: I just want to say, I know you're bummed because
Speaker 1: Todd got that free plastic surgery, did what you're talking
Speaker 1: about it. He's shutting out to you and honestly he's
Speaker 1: spent all he's spent that whole free service. I'm just
Speaker 1: getting a goatee. So it's like you're trying to go
Speaker 1: last summer. We all agree didn't look. He tried to it,
Speaker 1: just like he feels. He knows that he took that
Speaker 1: spot from you, you know, and he feels he feels back.
Speaker 1: Which way do you like your face to go? In
Speaker 1: word or outward? Operators with inward faces are standing by
Speaker 1: right now. All right, that's what we are toilets. We
Speaker 1: got dressed, I got parish everything I want. Can you
Speaker 1: hear me? Or not? God, there's ads can't even understand me.
Speaker 1: I'll leave you to it then, So can I assume
Speaker 1: that I have the job now? Well, he hasn't seen
Speaker 1: you yet, so whenever you're able to go into the meeting,
Speaker 1: I'm sure they'll be able to the side. You want
Speaker 1: to just check with him to see maybe if I
Speaker 1: have the job now? Sure, And if it was up
Speaker 1: to me, you would have it. Thank you appreciate this
Speaker 1: one of your five o'clockses here baby, his name is baby? Right? Uh?
Speaker 1: And and what what can I do for you? And baby?
Speaker 1: Do you want to see him for the job? Interviewer?
Speaker 1: I'm right here, sir. You might as well gliom. Sorry, sir,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Are you yes? I mean I hear you
Speaker 1: just saying it, but I don't on the intercom? How
Speaker 1: is it? The baby's in my office? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I don't know you just popped in there than coma
Speaker 1: from the University of Arkansas at Little Rock. Uh? Baby,
Speaker 1: hold on, um, it's don't don't sit down. You want
Speaker 1: me to stop. I think you weren't talking to me. Baby.
Speaker 1: I can go back to it. Let me just let
Speaker 1: me just turn off my computer for a second. Sorry,
Speaker 1: Mr Baby? Is it baby? Mr? Or you know it's yes,
Speaker 1: it's just baby because it's Baby Johnson. But the way
Speaker 1: you're saying it is just confuse me a little bit,
Speaker 1: Baby Johnson. So may I call you just to Johnson?
Speaker 1: So we've removed confusion? Sure, sure, friends, we're not there yet,
Speaker 1: Mr Johnson. I'm sorry. Did you call me? Mr? Johnson?
Speaker 1: I don't believe I did Gloria your assistant? Gloria, she's
Speaker 1: she's not there, so I have to start. Oh, she's
Speaker 1: not assistant is the right word. That's good. It's not
Speaker 1: secretary anymore. What is your name, sir, I'm Mr Johnson.
Speaker 1: To Mr Johnson, I'm Mr Johnson. What's your first name
Speaker 1: than Mr Johnson? Child Child Johnson, Johnson, Child Johnson. How
Speaker 1: would you like the job today of being my assistant
Speaker 1: and receptionists? Holy? I have to absolutely say no. It
Speaker 1: starts at eighty five thousand dollars. I want to work
Speaker 1: my way up. No, no, no, I want to start
Speaker 1: even lower than that. When I say eighty five thousand,
Speaker 1: I mean eighties seven? About if you passed us up? Wow,
Speaker 1: Joles Johnson, let me put a in and you and
Speaker 1: Mr baby Johnson my last was put an actual pen.
Speaker 1: I never understood that. Saying Baby Johnson, how would you
Speaker 1: like the job that Child Johnson is still contemplating. I'll
Speaker 1: take it. I'll even fire your current assistant. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what you can start by escorting child Johnson out
Speaker 1: of my office. Everybody gather around. Todd's waking up. He's
Speaker 1: waking up from the comma. You guys really all shouldn't
Speaker 1: be here at the same time. This is not good
Speaker 1: as a doctor in this guy is still with this
Speaker 1: face and what's going on gut waking up from a comma.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, tell everybody to everybody you know, all right,
Speaker 1: I'll spread the dude and that the rest of the
Speaker 1: rest of the time. No, no, just totally seemed to see.
Speaker 1: Three comes it us from Kevin spelled with a QUE,
Speaker 1: who wrote Hello, Kevin spelled with a K. First, I
Speaker 1: want to say thank you to all the Alcamania for
Speaker 1: bringing a smile to my face at least twice a
Speaker 1: week during this dumpster fire every year. Okay, Kevin, let
Speaker 1: a cue. I think you mean all the Alchemists, unless
Speaker 1: the Alkamaniacs who support us on Patreon are are also
Speaker 1: bringing a smile to your face twice a week, in
Speaker 1: which case I would love more detail back to your email. Second,
Speaker 1: I want to thank Craig for his little rants about
Speaker 1: grammar and word use as a as a fellow pedant
Speaker 1: or pedant pedant pedant, as a fellow pedant, I really
Speaker 1: appreciate it. No, Joey, that's not what a patant means.
Speaker 1: My scene suggestion is your take on animal farm, but
Speaker 1: instead of animals, you're all talking plants. Thanks Kevin. So
Speaker 1: we are mean certainly get water. How does this work exactly?
Speaker 1: I mean technically, I don't actually wander as much as
Speaker 1: my title might suggest, but I am thirsty as a motherfucker.
Speaker 1: I don't want to fill in the new guy. Listen,
Speaker 1: and we're in the middle of something. You'll get water
Speaker 1: when you get water. So what I'm saying is she
Speaker 1: doesn't return my she doesn't return my guys. A question again, yep,
Speaker 1: my question is will there be a lunch at some point?
Speaker 1: You make your own food? Man photo synthesized. I'll can
Speaker 1: make your own food. Yeah, I know what it means. Whatever,
Speaker 1: whatever this scalp for numbers, I got it, thank you.
Speaker 1: So at night she like closes up on me right
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I want her, I want to get
Speaker 1: I want to get close to her, you know, And
Speaker 1: then in the morning she's like, she's not, dude, she's
Speaker 1: not into you. What oh my god? What I know.
Speaker 1: I'm new guy, But if I could wait in just
Speaker 1: for a second, I think he's wrong. I think she's
Speaker 1: totally into you. Okay, And this is what they do.
Speaker 1: They like the control things based on information? What if?
Speaker 1: What generalization is that basically she's into me. I'm around
Speaker 1: a little longer than you sprout, So yes, she's crazy
Speaker 1: into you. Okay, because yeah, during the daytime, she's like
Speaker 1: opening up for everybody. You know. That night I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, she's like, you know, yeah, listen, new guys.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're too bad after all, A little secret,
Speaker 1: please please please, Once a month, what happen we get
Speaker 1: we get that miracle grow? What does that mean? It's
Speaker 1: that good good, the good good. Now, look, I just
Speaker 1: don't know if I'm gonna be able to keep the property.
Speaker 1: But you know, if if I'm able to do like
Speaker 1: maybe a decreased installment, then then then I can. But
Speaker 1: if not, I don't know. It looks like, you know,
Speaker 1: you've got a week to pay or we're repossessing your
Speaker 1: your arboretum. Please look, I can't have another one of
Speaker 1: those disgusting stadiums be put here. Okay. The world needs
Speaker 1: more nature into more sports, more sports coming in. We
Speaker 1: need stadiums. Oh god, sorry, sorry, Stadia, Google Stadia. Okay, Well, look,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe we can come into agreement. Maybe maybe I can,
Speaker 1: Maybe I can give you some some drugs. I can
Speaker 1: I drugs. I can grow some drugs. What makes you
Speaker 1: think that I do drugs? Nothing? Nothing, I just thought,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Are you growing? Are you growing drugs here?
Speaker 1: Not in the bank? No? Not growing him in the bank. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean generally at your farm? No, of course not no, no, no, okay,
Speaker 1: then we definitely can't support you on that. Wait, do
Speaker 1: you do want No, I don't want. I don't want drugs,
Speaker 1: right right, of course they're bad. Okay, everybody freeze. Nobody
Speaker 1: has anyone seen my baby? Oh man? You can't say
Speaker 1: that in a bank. Scared. I just wanted to make
Speaker 1: him I just wanted to make secar just shout. Security
Speaker 1: guard just shipped himself. What the is? It Just a
Speaker 1: typical day around here. So that's okay, all right, I'll
Speaker 1: try it the next door. I want seeing the baby.
Speaker 1: Oh my, Welcome to Macy's, sir. What what department can
Speaker 1: I point you towards? First of all, I need to
Speaker 1: know anybody here has seen my baby. I want my
Speaker 1: baby back. Okay, okay, is there a name for the baby?
Speaker 1: I could announce it over the intercom child child and
Speaker 1: last name Johnson, Child anyone who's saying child Johnson, a
Speaker 1: young lad child. I want to be back just a second.
Speaker 1: This may not be a thing. Everybody, put your hands up.
Speaker 1: Put your hands up in the air, and I'll smell
Speaker 1: your armpits. If they don't smell that fresh, I am
Speaker 1: selling deodorant. Anybody you want something? The second? Just ship
Speaker 1: his parents? Oh god, I think do I think that
Speaker 1: scary got it out of that well? The sun's coming up? Everybody, Hey,
Speaker 1: wake up, wake up? Hey, Sun's coming up. What's happening?
Speaker 1: So this is it's whine breath to wake up. It's
Speaker 1: a start of India. Yeah, I'm moving Indie. Please ship. Look, weeds,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want you around. Okay's got weeds?
Speaker 1: Is done for? I don't have them. They're here, we
Speaker 1: are together now, you lonely, get your arms off of me.
Speaker 1: Have you seen it? Manifested this? H huh? Trevor likes weeds,
Speaker 1: gross trips making out with the weeds. I'm gonna shot.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Little plants. Oh we got some weed. See,
Speaker 1: let me just rip that up. Oh Ship. Every morning
Speaker 1: I come and I water you and I talk to
Speaker 1: you to help you grow and let you know that
Speaker 1: you're special because plants they you know, they're connected. It's
Speaker 1: crazy how connected there, and they do have feelings. She's
Speaker 1: so smart. She's so smart. But I don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be able to keep you around. The bank
Speaker 1: is going to come and repossess the arboretum. And there
Speaker 1: was just some way that I don't know, money could
Speaker 1: grow on you. Then I guess I would be saved.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't look like plant meeting. It's just something
Speaker 1: we all do. How does this work? All right? You
Speaker 1: heard her wish? Yeah, what's a No, we need to
Speaker 1: grow money. She asked for it, she's manifesting it, so
Speaker 1: we need to do it for her. Body who's in Well,
Speaker 1: I think there's only one person can do that for us,
Speaker 1: Marijuana Mac. But we put him down a long time.
Speaker 1: I mean, if we all pushed in and gave him
Speaker 1: our miracle girl, maybe he could you know, sprouted them.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, maybe maybe he could sprout enough budge
Speaker 1: to to save the arboretum um. I don't know. She
Speaker 1: said that, she said that, I don't know. She said that.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like a stadium for plants. Oh, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of sports right, sports, All right, who's gonna
Speaker 1: wake up marijuana Mack. I'm not doing it. He's correct,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. He's cratchy as fuck. I'll do it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. You're crazy. Hey, I'm
Speaker 1: telling you right now. I don't want to do it. Dude,
Speaker 1: you're crazy. Now you know I'll do it. No, I'll
Speaker 1: do it. I'll do it. Dude, you're crazy. Do you
Speaker 1: want to do it? Hey? Stay back to back. I
Speaker 1: don't want to do this. Hey, I don't want to
Speaker 1: do this. I don't want to get what am I
Speaker 1: supposed to do exactly? Just just wake him up, Just
Speaker 1: wake him up, him up, it's every way he likes
Speaker 1: to be woken. Yeah, big pat on the heads on
Speaker 1: the head, bat in the head? Right? Whoa? What's up? Baby?
Speaker 1: Who dares disturbed the sleep of marijuana? Mac? I was
Speaker 1: confused you were sleeping? Yeah, yeah, I can't sleep for years. Man.
Speaker 1: I thought with the sun guys on the headphones, maybe
Speaker 1: you were in another mindset. I didn't realize it was slumber.
Speaker 1: My mistake. Hey, Mac, it's me Trevor. How you doing, man,
Speaker 1: it's been a while. Yeah, what's up, bro? I've gotten big,
Speaker 1: haven't I Yeah, you have to keep growing. Yeah? Thanks,
Speaker 1: you're really sprouted all right? Um, you're just gaining some weeds.
Speaker 1: Shut up? Oh yeah, leaves of three. Let it be
Speaker 1: believe before such it more ties it more. Don't tell
Speaker 1: him me me? Yes, um, crazy dude, can you can
Speaker 1: you sprout some sweet bud so we can use that
Speaker 1: to pay for the our boret um? What's an arboretum?
Speaker 1: I don't know. She said it, she said it, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Well that's what I do, man, I sprouted
Speaker 1: sweet buds. Wow, okay, and we turned that into cash
Speaker 1: le Where your gos? Ricardo? Are you? Oh Ricardo? Look
Speaker 1: at this sweet goatee. If you want me to fix
Speaker 1: your door a door knocker, I can't. It seems like
Speaker 1: it's not working right. And I can just putting a
Speaker 1: normal doorbell. Uh, this is what carl one sounds like.
Speaker 1: And I can put in a normal one that just
Speaker 1: sounds like this. Hello, wait was it both of those?
Speaker 1: Who was it? That's one doorbell here? Let me play
Speaker 1: it again for you. Hello. That one's quite confusing because
Speaker 1: it seems like maybe somebody's sing you know what. That's
Speaker 1: pretty trippy, though, I'll take it I'll take the ding ding. Hello, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, all yours, there we go. Okay, now
Speaker 1: I just got it broking, Ricardo, Hold on a second,
Speaker 1: try bringing this thing again. It's supposed to it's that's
Speaker 1: the way it's supposed to sound. Hello, Hello, suck it. Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you want, Ricardo? It's gutillo. Oh great, great?
Speaker 1: Uh look, I just got a hot It's a possible
Speaker 1: salvia growing up the ar borutal. Is it salvia divinorium
Speaker 1: or just like regular rold salvia? Oh? I guess I
Speaker 1: was smoking it. Fun out. Okay, let's do it. Let's
Speaker 1: let's get coral involved. No, let's get the whole. I
Speaker 1: just want to trick you. I'll just bear you. It's
Speaker 1: just a buzz to me. Okay, all right, let's do it. Okay. Well,
Speaker 1: I figured I should see the arboretum for myself before
Speaker 1: we take possession of it. Of course, I'm I'm sending
Speaker 1: photos all the sports owners around the country. Just see
Speaker 1: if it's a good state site for for a state.
Speaker 1: Good state, good state. Sorry I misspoke. Learn how to
Speaker 1: fucking speak? You know, I got them money in the bank.
Speaker 1: You have some goddamn language. Well, you've got You've got
Speaker 1: a lot of plants here. Yeah, it's Narbert him. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what I would kill him. We have to kill
Speaker 1: him plants. I'm happy to do that. New guy. Put
Speaker 1: a weapon in my hand, wemping in my hand. You
Speaker 1: just use your leaves paper cut. Yeah, they're not that Trump,
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. It canna be hard for
Speaker 1: us to get you a weapon. What's this year Venus
Speaker 1: flight trap? Yeah, it's a Venus flat champ. Well, I've
Speaker 1: never seen one of these up clothes. Pretty cool. Be
Speaker 1: careful because a lot closer it's a slow death for
Speaker 1: a fly. But it's completely nothing. They won't do a thing.
Speaker 1: So feel free to sep freezing Roy that ship and
Speaker 1: put you open up his jaws like it's gonna strike.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna stay back from this. I mean
Speaker 1: I do have if you wanta check over here, I
Speaker 1: got some plants from Mario, from Super Mario. Like those
Speaker 1: those are real. Yeah, so be careful though, because they
Speaker 1: can those can eat you, and they some of them
Speaker 1: do shoot fireballs out. Okay, I don't want to get
Speaker 1: close to those places. Well that just take a look
Speaker 1: for today's show for today about that, Oh fellas, I
Speaker 1: love each and every damn one of you. Let's thank
Speaker 1: all of our alchemists please, starting with um the welcoming
Speaker 1: back of Dr James Heeney. Well, thank you for being here.
Speaker 1: And I gotta just say I've been enjoying listening to
Speaker 1: Alchemy that so I wanted to give a shout out.
Speaker 1: Uh it gives me quite a few giggles. You can
Speaker 1: find alchemy that where let's see Spotify is where I
Speaker 1: found it. Okay. And for listeners who don't know at
Speaker 1: all what you're talking about, well, imagine like after The
Speaker 1: Walking Dead there's the Talking Dad Alchemy. That is the alchemy,
Speaker 1: this talking Dad and I this might be crazy, but
Speaker 1: I I've been thinking about starting a podcast called Alchemy
Speaker 1: thus and it would be don't do it all right?
Speaker 1: I beg of you. Ok Um. Craig's concern early on
Speaker 1: was having improv scrutinized. Would you say that any of
Speaker 1: that is happening or is it just um fan boying
Speaker 1: out as they say? James, oh me, I thought you
Speaker 1: were asking Craig. I feel like I was. It was
Speaker 1: it's not notes, really, it's just them noticing things that
Speaker 1: even as a performer. A lot of times I didn't
Speaker 1: even notice myself, So I get to laugh at not
Speaker 1: catching something, and I also get to it kind of
Speaker 1: sums things up. So I don't know. It's possible that
Speaker 1: unless you're a performer, maybe wouldn't enjoy it as much.
Speaker 1: But I listened to the episodes of things I wasn't in,
Speaker 1: and I enjoyed it even more. So it's hard to tell.
Speaker 1: It's hard to step out of your own mind and
Speaker 1: judge something truly. What's the word, uh? Be objective? Objectively?
Speaker 1: It's hard to be objective when you're trapped in a
Speaker 1: human brain. Yeah, so well articulated, thank you, thank you
Speaker 1: for being here. Oh we missed you, so James a
Speaker 1: tool saying thanks for joining us, my friend, thank you, Thanks,
Speaker 1: Thanks everybody. Good to see everybody. Would you like to
Speaker 1: point anyone towards anything in particular of what you're up to? Know?
Speaker 1: Nothing right now, just hanging out, just looking around, standing around.
Speaker 1: What was the uh podcast? The sectional um at that sunset? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's still out there and it's Yeah, it's on Spotify
Speaker 1: and it's a film noir audio narrative. I think that's
Speaker 1: what they're calling it these days, but yeah, check it
Speaker 1: out for sure. All right man, Well, thanks for being
Speaker 1: a Chris Alvarado, Thank you, sir, oh, thank you for
Speaker 1: having me just um, just a human being. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to be objective. You know what I mean. I do
Speaker 1: know what you mean. Chris dash Alvardo dot com for
Speaker 1: all your improv and other needs. Actually all your needs
Speaker 1: can be satisfied that Chris dash Alvardo. What an exciting
Speaker 1: website that must be. And thank you for furniture, Craig Dakowski. Uh,
Speaker 1: on this UM historical day, thank you so much for
Speaker 1: being here. I will say this about Alchemy that after
Speaker 1: discovering that I want Alchemists of the Week for three
Speaker 1: weeks running, I'm full supported that podcast an episode I
Speaker 1: was not in fair, fair and decisive. Thank you and deserved.
Speaker 1: It was deserved. UM. And the the podcast Craig with
Speaker 1: the holiday version of Craigslist, which I enjoyed. We're still
Speaker 1: telling folks about that, sure, it's still telling them about it.
Speaker 1: It's still out there as well as uh four years
Speaker 1: of episodes from our from our vaults, inddo enjoy please
Speaker 1: and Joseph of Family Career, Yes, thank you for being here.
Speaker 1: You for having me, you complete an utter lunatic. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm just having these these brakes with you all, and
Speaker 1: I love it, you know what I mean? You know
Speaker 1: sometimes your mind just snaps, and yeah, I'm glad it's here.
Speaker 1: I'm glad we have witnesses. Let's thank your engineering and
Speaker 1: producer to the stars, Mr Dubin, and the fine folks
Speaker 1: that I heart media. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock reminding
Speaker 1: you to please be kind to each other. Um, as
Speaker 1: I say that, there's a TV on in the background
Speaker 1: with absolute insanity happening around the US capital and this
Speaker 1: country uh seems to need more love than ever before.
Speaker 1: So whatever you can do to remind your neighbor that
Speaker 1: they are loved and to relax the damn sphincter would
Speaker 1: be helpful and appreciated. Also, when you go outside, please
Speaker 1: wear a mask while you're being kind to each other.
Speaker 1: And right to us your name here at me this
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