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Speaker 1: suggestion mouthwash craftsmen pitch some flavors hip hip hop, hippopotamus.
Speaker 1: Doug E from Wichita, Kansas. It's three a m Okay,
Speaker 1: we don't have one, don't thank you, Thank you, Carol,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Carrol. We don't have it yet. That's right,
Speaker 1: that's right. If we did have it, we'd be home
Speaker 1: with our significant others. Except for you, Carroll Is you're
Speaker 1: single and alone. Now that's that's pretty harsh. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Dennis. Someone here stands by my side. The
Speaker 1: truth is not allowed to hurt. The truth is just that.
Speaker 1: I just think that we should stick to the task.
Speaker 1: At do you what all we have to do? Right?
Speaker 1: We have to do? It's three o'clock in their fucking morning, Dennis,
Speaker 1: and all we have to do? Right? Okay? Then spice spice. See,
Speaker 1: I like to talk to me. Talk to me, Talk
Speaker 1: to me. Okay, talk to you. They're putting pumpkin spice
Speaker 1: and everything. There's the issue. It's seasonal, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: How do we sell that? Yeah? I got a better one. Ready, ready,
Speaker 1: close your eyes, picture picture pouring some of this in
Speaker 1: your mouth and rinsing. Ready ready. Oh, still seems pretty
Speaker 1: odd of me to me. It's pretty guys, guys, go listen.
Speaker 1: Is folly Okay, I'm gonna have to call him the
Speaker 1: big Gun. No, don't do it. Don't. We're gonna opening
Speaker 1: called the crack in at three a m. He's gonna
Speaker 1: get picked. He's already in the building. He's sleeping the
Speaker 1: cracks here. I don't feel like I feel like we
Speaker 1: would have known. Yeah, you're talking about Bert, right, we
Speaker 1: called the kracking. Yeah, we call him the cracking because
Speaker 1: you're a destroyer of all things Carol. Would you be
Speaker 1: a real help and go wake up Burt? Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go do your errand because I'm
Speaker 1: the female here, Dennis, all we have to do is,
Speaker 1: you know, stick to the task at hand. Would you
Speaker 1: mind waking up Burt? Please? Oh my god? Okay, room
Speaker 1: or something you could use as a weapon. You stuck
Speaker 1: up for me, and I'm going to stand up for
Speaker 1: you that you do not need. You do not need
Speaker 1: to fall on this sword. I think I do curl.
Speaker 1: I think it's either going to be you or me,
Speaker 1: And and I feel like, why can't one who needs
Speaker 1: to get back to his lover at three am? I
Speaker 1: just want to say, if the broom is already in
Speaker 1: the closet and Bert has access to the broom first,
Speaker 1: you may you may get to your first. I'm saying
Speaker 1: that's not in that already. Ralph, Look, man, I gotta
Speaker 1: go home. They're not leaving that office. I can't clean
Speaker 1: that room. I'll just get it in the morning, Okay.
Speaker 1: I've been here all night waiting for them to leave
Speaker 1: so I can just clean that goddamn office. And if
Speaker 1: you don't want your job, three like your job is
Speaker 1: to clean every one of these office brow before you
Speaker 1: go home, right, yes, well then go home and you
Speaker 1: don't want you got so I just gotta stick around, Ralph.
Speaker 1: You know, man, this is insane, This is this is
Speaker 1: honestly crazy man. All right. I took this job because
Speaker 1: you said you want to hang out more. We're gonna
Speaker 1: be able to write our ideas down. You said we're
Speaker 1: gonna have an ind onto the mouth wash universal, right,
Speaker 1: this is our chance to blow it up from the
Speaker 1: ground up, you know what I mean, to really make
Speaker 1: a splash. And then what do you do? You just
Speaker 1: sit in at this weird desk and you draw these
Speaker 1: cartoons of you skateboarding. All right, Ralph, Hi, welcome to
Speaker 1: weird desks. How can I help you? I'm looking for
Speaker 1: something you but that's what we do, I guess, don't
Speaker 1: do things go well together? Yeah? But did you have
Speaker 1: a design and minor color? I was thinking around. I
Speaker 1: was thinking what if it was like a spherical desk
Speaker 1: we do around desk of course. Yeah, Okay, we're talking
Speaker 1: like a like a dining table, kitchen table. I'm talking
Speaker 1: like a beach ball, but ten times bigger and it's
Speaker 1: a desk. So you wanted to touch the ground like
Speaker 1: a ball. You don't mean, you don't mean just around.
Speaker 1: That's weird. That's weird. You want to sweetie. It's four
Speaker 1: thirty in the morning. Why aren't you home. I'm morny baby.
Speaker 1: It's baby, baby, baby baby, and I want to take
Speaker 1: care of that for you. You know, I just can't
Speaker 1: do it. Oh, you know, my nails are too jagged
Speaker 1: and I refuse to file. I know, I know, And
Speaker 1: do you mind taking that off speaker? I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to clean this other room. I don't need
Speaker 1: to hear that. You come here? What's your name? What's
Speaker 1: your name? But Milpian say of my wife ahead of
Speaker 1: my wife? Hi eat, Milpian? What do you What do
Speaker 1: you got on your head? What are you wearing anything
Speaker 1: in your head? Hairs? I tried to braid my hair.
Speaker 1: Didn't really work out. It nodded too much. I had
Speaker 1: to cut it off, so I got like a bald
Speaker 1: spot there. But it's it's just because I I funked
Speaker 1: up a braid. All right, that's that's that's what it was,
Speaker 1: So keep going. Yeah you look, I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: I'm just please speak no, no, please, no nothing. Do
Speaker 1: you know who him? Yeah, Charles Nabisco. I'm Charles Nibisco.
Speaker 1: I know, sir, I know. Sorry, no, I you're talking
Speaker 1: to Mrs Nibisco. I'm sorry. I was just trying to
Speaker 1: clean and um so I've just been working on all
Speaker 1: these different mouth wash flavors in my head and I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: sorry about that. Didn't mean but wait wait wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: wait wait, I don't want to hear your fucking mouthwash ideas. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna clean. It's got all these mouth washing
Speaker 1: ideas in my head. I don't want to hear. I
Speaker 1: don't want to hear sing of one of them. Looked
Speaker 1: at my wife until she climax is understood. Sure, sure, sure, okay,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll just go and get Burt, get the crack.
Speaker 1: And if all of you guys are just the crack
Speaker 1: the Kraken, it means he's he's really powerful and almost
Speaker 1: like a large octopus, that's how powerful. It's a reference
Speaker 1: to Clash of the Titans. You've never seen either version?
Speaker 1: Have Caribbean three? Have you seen the third installment of
Speaker 1: Pirates of the Caribbean and Spiced Rum? Get cracking, cracking,
Speaker 1: flavor crack and flavor of mouth, Ralph, I just opened
Speaker 1: one of these, one of you, because it's on a
Speaker 1: body in there. There there's a body the Holy ship
Speaker 1: bro this guy. Yeah, hey, sorry to interrupt. I'm in
Speaker 1: training and I was just shadowing your your business, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So what does that make the problem? Through something in
Speaker 1: the morning, he was shadowing our business. Somebody from up top,
Speaker 1: I'd be trying to get rid of me here closet.
Speaker 1: I am not here to replace anybody. You said, there's
Speaker 1: a body in the where's the phone here? I got
Speaker 1: a hey, hey, buddy, Carol, thank you. You're welcome. You're
Speaker 1: absolutely welcome. I can't believe you didn't think of it
Speaker 1: before me. Chop chips, ahoy flavored ah mouthwash. You are
Speaker 1: Mr Bisco what the fuck? And and I'm keeping that
Speaker 1: high a list, but you still need to get burned.
Speaker 1: I always thought to Bisco Stiff for the National Biscuit Company.
Speaker 1: Is that it's your actual last name? That's yeah. I
Speaker 1: don't know where you've heard of that along the lines
Speaker 1: of cracking stuff you're making up, dude. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: right now, Nestleie stands for Needle Street leads, okay, and
Speaker 1: the Mars company. It's it's not it's not even just
Speaker 1: the word it's it's it's it's may Au who you know.
Speaker 1: It's just they're always veiled, you know what saying, man,
Speaker 1: And it's like can we get two more beers? And uh,
Speaker 1: it's just like wow that there's the conspiraci and every
Speaker 1: every major every every major cookie company out there. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, we're talking about the soul
Speaker 1: out here. Bro. Who what are they gonna do? Listening?
Speaker 1: What are what are they gonna do? Hustenders? Too little
Speaker 1: little sucking eminem something. I'm just worried. You know that
Speaker 1: kids are gonna start drinking the chips ahoy mouth wash,
Speaker 1: which does have a poison control warning on it, you know.
Speaker 1: So I think we want good flavors, but not necessarily
Speaker 1: things that sound. It's only pious if you drink the
Speaker 1: entire containers. So what's the fucking problem if you drink
Speaker 1: the entire container, it's all it's just only dudley if
Speaker 1: you drink the whole container. Well, wait till the cracking
Speaker 1: gets here, because for some of you young guns who
Speaker 1: haven't seen him work, you know, he's gonna take over
Speaker 1: the room. He's gonna pitch twelve ideas in thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: All right, So let me just get a statement here.
Speaker 1: You said you're shadowing. Is that qu yeah? Yeah, okay?
Speaker 1: And when did you see the deceased? I guess it
Speaker 1: was about four. And how did you know? Sorry to interrupt,
Speaker 1: I'm shadowing shadowing the officer here? How did you know
Speaker 1: for forty one? Specifically? I remember looking at it, mike clock. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you have a clock. Yeah, it's on the wall
Speaker 1: right there, that's your clock. You go on the record
Speaker 1: saying that's your clock. Well, anytime in a room, you know,
Speaker 1: I consider it my clock. Okay, a clock, my clock?
Speaker 1: I want to know, right, just it's my It's what
Speaker 1: I look at. Excuse me, So just one second, shadow
Speaker 1: officer once you come over here, Yeah what, don't get
Speaker 1: chumming up with him. Don't chumming up. I thought maybe
Speaker 1: I do I do good cup You thought you do
Speaker 1: good cups? So you're gonna make me the bad Cup.
Speaker 1: I guess we should have discussed that before. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: should have discussed that. Okay, I don't mean interrupt, but uh, shadow,
Speaker 1: shadow Coup there, who do you like for this? Uh?
Speaker 1: Don't tell him, don't don't just give this up. This
Speaker 1: is an ongoing investigation, Shadow cop. Well, I mean this
Speaker 1: guy's wearing a sweatshirt that says cracking. All right, right right,
Speaker 1: Uh so it's clearly it's it's somebody who has it
Speaker 1: in for for Greek mythological figures. So I'm gonna say, Haydes,
Speaker 1: I think that's Fundad. Hey Bert, open up the closet,
Speaker 1: cart where do you want? Open up the door. Let's
Speaker 1: have a talk, like to civilized human sush Carol, Yes,
Speaker 1: it's Carol. Yes, And I'm sorry if I'm in the mood,
Speaker 1: but it is almost five o'clock in the morning, I
Speaker 1: have gotten no sleep, I'm low on sugar, and I
Speaker 1: am just cranked out of my mind. I hope you
Speaker 1: don't find it offensive. One I say, I'm vibing with
Speaker 1: your mood. I'm gonna open the door. Step back. Okay,
Speaker 1: we did tell her the right closet to go to, right,
Speaker 1: sure the floor three? Well, if she goes to the
Speaker 1: one on floor four, she's gonna meet a very very
Speaker 1: unsavory character. That's not the cracket of that. How about
Speaker 1: that something unsavory? Huh? I means you want to spit
Speaker 1: it out? Well, I in my notes, I already wrote
Speaker 1: the garlic mouthwash. I would say that is savory. But
Speaker 1: my my argument was that it's it smells good like
Speaker 1: garlic when you cook, it smells good. Why not good
Speaker 1: garlic broth? That's not a thing? Good garlic Beth's not
Speaker 1: a thing. How about epicac in it? About its epicac flavor?
Speaker 1: About that? I'm nuts? Rice cakes? Right? That's bland? That
Speaker 1: DoLS good? No, No, that DoLS good. Listen If okay,
Speaker 1: I write it down. If Carol isn't back soon, she
Speaker 1: probably went to the wrong closet, do you guys? I
Speaker 1: don't know what's happening to me. I look, I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm just starting, Oh Carol, what happened? It's a
Speaker 1: lot of blood, and first of all, my knuckles are
Speaker 1: just knocked raw, so I had to start scat knocking.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was taken in and I didn't
Speaker 1: hate it, but I'm completely pregnant. Immediately, I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to interrupt here, just the two officers and shadowing. Looky,
Speaker 1: looky what we got here? Shut up? Cup? But man,
Speaker 1: would you like to come with us? You're under arrest
Speaker 1: for the murder of Bert? What what? You have? Blood
Speaker 1: on your hands? Missed and it looks like you're pregnant
Speaker 1: immediately hands. I don't know what this is. I feel
Speaker 1: pregnant too. Is everyone here a great gud could have
Speaker 1: done this? I got a baby on board? Well, shut
Speaker 1: up of this. This opens our investigation wide. Terry Terry
Speaker 1: sane one. Scene one. My name's Terry, by the way.
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Speaker 1: This is my absolute favorite podcast. I love all of
Speaker 1: you guys so much. I miss Vanessa's dulcet tones. But
Speaker 1: you're all fabulous, even James, whoa Hi praise. Here's my
Speaker 1: scene suggestion a group of ghost hunters from one of
Speaker 1: those ridiculous TV shows where every creek or of a floorboard,
Speaker 1: or skittering of a road and is proclaimed to be
Speaker 1: proof of haunting. No, it's clearly not. Thank you for
Speaker 1: your profane and s f W three kisses. Heather from
Speaker 1: upstate New York. The Milking Home was built in eighteen
Speaker 1: sixteen on a rash of murders, as well as undiagnosed deaths,
Speaker 1: have led to this home being considered one of the
Speaker 1: most haunted locations in the Stop you there if I could, Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know where you're seeing undiagnosed desks. It's not
Speaker 1: in the copy. So if we could just stick to
Speaker 1: the copy, that'd be great. Let's go for another take
Speaker 1: when you're ready. The Milpian Home was constructed in eighteen
Speaker 1: thirteen with the string of homicides. Sorry, I just throw
Speaker 1: an idea out there. What if we were to take this,
Speaker 1: What if we took this out of the studio and
Speaker 1: we went into the Milking Home so that he could
Speaker 1: really connect with what's happening. Let's try it. Anybody have
Speaker 1: a caterping home? I I didn't think of that. Um,
Speaker 1: maybe we just not just I mean, this is an
Speaker 1: abandoned house. Look at this. Let's just break a window.
Speaker 1: Nobody's got nobody lives. Boo boost out of the Wow.
Speaker 1: Did you used to be part of that stop or something? No,
Speaker 1: it's a group I think is going to answer. She's
Speaker 1: talking about you. Who's coming my we'd like to hoard inside.
Speaker 1: If that's okay, man, I could say yes for a
Speaker 1: kiss on the that's you, Jimmy, I mean maybe our
Speaker 1: voice so for actor could probably Okay, what the hell
Speaker 1: is going on here? What the hell I'm gonna cut you?
Speaker 1: I got a machete in both hands, I got all this,
Speaker 1: and I taped the goddamn flashlight to my chest. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go to town. All right now, what the hell?
Speaker 1: What are you doing in Europe? Sir? Sorry to disturb you.
Speaker 1: We're just wanted to do a television production of a
Speaker 1: voice over audition inside your house. If that's okay. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that. That's a fine release, sir. Alright, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: So look we are Netflix. Um, we're happy to here
Speaker 1: all in any ideas. I know who you are, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm here in the Netflix office. I hope
Speaker 1: through Netflix. Isn't it nice? Okay? So everybody loves ghosts
Speaker 1: hunter shows. What one of the most popular, one of
Speaker 1: the most popular genres out there? Am I doing this market? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It is. It's a saturated market. People are also fascinated
Speaker 1: about the behind the scenes behind the production of shows.
Speaker 1: People love voiceover So this is a show about people
Speaker 1: who do voiceovers for ghost shows, recording recording the intros. Well, Um,
Speaker 1: today is Stephanie's first day. She's an assistant. Um working
Speaker 1: working my weight up already, though, are you shadow anger?
Speaker 1: Are you were working her own? But now I'm shadowing
Speaker 1: your show. I'm shadowing Okay, looks deaf. I think today's
Speaker 1: the day you make the important decision. Balls in your court?
Speaker 1: What do you think? Oh man, this is exciting. So, um,
Speaker 1: everybody loves ghost hunters and voiceovers, So this show honestly
Speaker 1: makes a lot of sense. Um, I'm gonna go ahead
Speaker 1: in green light at least the pilot. Um. And I
Speaker 1: know that that's like maybe not the way Netflix works,
Speaker 1: but um again, I'm going to pioneer that. Are you twelve? Evan?
Speaker 1: This is Netflix. I'm one of the top executives. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know that, Evan, right, right? Evan, you know that
Speaker 1: this is Netflix? All right? Okay, you know that right.
Speaker 1: I'm a top executive here and Netflix, and this is
Speaker 1: what this is. Uh, this is Netflix. Do you understand
Speaker 1: That's clear? That's obviously over the building when we came in,
Speaker 1: right exactly, and it's it's in the carpet. It's in
Speaker 1: the water level of your executive. If I may, sir,
Speaker 1: do you are you required to say Netflix at least
Speaker 1: once in every paragraph. It's an interesting question, Evan, because
Speaker 1: the Netflix here, which I'm gonna answer, and then there's
Speaker 1: the one you're starting. Even I'm feeling a little static here,
Speaker 1: and Netflix doesn't deal with static. Okay, we're not We're
Speaker 1: not radio waves. You know what I'm saying. Netflix is
Speaker 1: streaming on like there's a transitional period. I'm having a
Speaker 1: tough time coming over from Amazon Studios. So and I
Speaker 1: know that we brought you over to me a minute Heaven,
Speaker 1: I don't want to give you that that minute Hulu.
Speaker 1: I got a delivery for Hulu. This is Netflix. I
Speaker 1: can't be more clear about that. This is Netflix. I
Speaker 1: am an executive and he's gonna okay, even I think
Speaker 1: I'm lost, Sorry looking for Evan. I want to give
Speaker 1: you a premier position here within Netflix higher council. What
Speaker 1: do you think? I mean? I'm kind of enticed, But
Speaker 1: that guy said Hulu twice, and now all I can
Speaker 1: think is Hulu. It's in your head right around my
Speaker 1: head me too. But I signed a blood con track,
Speaker 1: so I can't leave, but welcome to the Netflix Sire Council,
Speaker 1: bringing the sacrificial lamb. Oh Jesus, what we hold? What
Speaker 1: the hell? Man, let's get to it. We didn't even
Speaker 1: do the goddamn prayer. We already killed that lamb. Thephacy,
Speaker 1: the prophecy is foretold. There will be another season of
Speaker 1: Grace and Frankie, you got confusing a good downloads. Come
Speaker 1: on us. You don't have to defend it, Jane, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, no, it's it's good, it's good, it's good. Congratulations.
Speaker 1: Should we um? Should we cook the lamb? Or what
Speaker 1: we have? Meant? We have met in this cave atop
Speaker 1: this mountain to discuss future episodes and full television. Who's
Speaker 1: the new guy? Oh, Evan? Would you like to introduce yourself? Seven? Sorry? Sorry,
Speaker 1: sorry sorry, I was just please put your inner circle
Speaker 1: of the Higher Council. You're not shadowing anymore, Evan, You're here.
Speaker 1: I'm committed. Yeah, thank you? What what dude? You need
Speaker 1: me to weigh in? Do you miss the whole sacrifice
Speaker 1: in the whole thing? Or I don't? Roger, I have
Speaker 1: a real bone to pick with you. I feel like
Speaker 1: ever since you outed me for being a twelve year
Speaker 1: old girl. I was totally dismissed by Netflix. Like my
Speaker 1: shadow raised through the rank so much faster than I did.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like stuck in this shitty position making
Speaker 1: stupid decisions about shows I don't even care about. And
Speaker 1: I blame you, Roger, and I want and I want
Speaker 1: to say fuck you. Listen, you gotta stay in your room, okay,
Speaker 1: And if you want to talk to this adult man, Roger,
Speaker 1: all right, that's gonna have to wait until your eighteen Okay, honey,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, right is the landline? Come on, honey, you
Speaker 1: snuck out of the house and you started a career
Speaker 1: without our goddamn consent. That's not gonna happen again, all right?
Speaker 1: So what my vagina that I can run a business? Honey?
Speaker 1: That makes no sense. Didn't you want to start a
Speaker 1: business when you were her age? Yes? But you know
Speaker 1: what I did. I went out and I and I
Speaker 1: had a lemonade stand. I was twelve years old and
Speaker 1: I did a lemonade stand? Was that too old? We
Speaker 1: tried to stop her? Then she's just gonna do it
Speaker 1: behind her backs like this. We should embrace her. She
Speaker 1: already start. What did you hear that? Oh? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: starting again? What that was? Look, look, everyone's calmed down.
Speaker 1: It's probably just wind. There's probably just a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of winning. You never moved into this house. We should
Speaker 1: I'm not sucking wind. Look, this house is torn a
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. We're gonna flip it and then we're out
Speaker 1: of here. Okay, We're gonna flip it and then we're
Speaker 1: out of here. Okay, Just everyone calm down. Okay, chase
Speaker 1: your stain in your room. Do you understand whatever, doubt, whatever,
Speaker 1: whatever you thought you could occupy the milby announce? Uh?
Speaker 1: Mr Peel, First of all, thank you so much for
Speaker 1: coming in and to discuss the possibility possibility of a
Speaker 1: sequel to get out, and we want to spit ball
Speaker 1: some titles, the three of us uh and if any
Speaker 1: of them click with you, please um let us know.
Speaker 1: Jim you want to start? This is uh, Jim Kelly Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll I mean, this one's gonna sound pretty obvious and
Speaker 1: get out too. So I know that I just wanted
Speaker 1: to make Jim's Jim's having a little fun with you. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure. I'm Jordan Field. This
Speaker 1: is Netflix. I I think I made clear. I made
Speaker 1: clear I didn't want to do a sequel to get Out.
Speaker 1: You know. I think I think that movie, you know,
Speaker 1: Spoken to Peace and uh, you know, I consider it
Speaker 1: a you know, done right. That's why we thought if
Speaker 1: we hit you at the right title, we might flip
Speaker 1: your thought process. And since this is a collaboration, I'm
Speaker 1: going to cross out get Out to thank you, Jim.
Speaker 1: It's off the list. I'm gonna t o O. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's three other options I have for you, but I
Speaker 1: feel like you probably don't want any of our The
Speaker 1: variations on get Out Too they are they are to
Speaker 1: get out you too, people puerent and then get out
Speaker 1: You to the band and Jim, we don't we talked
Speaker 1: about him. Okay, that's where they took over to Betty's iPhone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can I suggest one. I'll tell you man, listen man, Netflix, Amazon, Hulu.
Speaker 1: They're all they're all like a different Satanic like the thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, if you say Netflix, s my wife
Speaker 1: and I are just camping, sir. We don't want any problems. Well,
Speaker 1: this is property are you? Are you an entertainment company? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: we are. Yes, my wife said, My wife just said it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: then your three's to day. But I just didn't want
Speaker 1: to say that. You know. So if you think Amazon, Hulu, Netflix,
Speaker 1: if you put them all together, they it says, and
Speaker 1: mazahala Flix And that's the spirit of Amazons. I nervous.
Speaker 1: I don't get your cameras. Don't make this excuse? Is
Speaker 1: this Quimby? I got a delivery for Quimby. No, it's
Speaker 1: not Quimby. Oh my gosh, who are you? Are you
Speaker 1: a messenger? I'm with the Ups. Oh yeah, so I do.
Speaker 1: I do messr service as well as delivery. Did you
Speaker 1: send a message from us directly to Hell to Hell
Speaker 1: to like hades? Yes? Yes, to down there. Okay, we
Speaker 1: need we need some spirits to to juice ratings. If
Speaker 1: they could haunt this this house we're about to shoot in,
Speaker 1: it would be great. You need some spirits juice, weddings, justice,
Speaker 1: weddings ratings. Right. Sorry, yeah, I can't read my own writing. OK,
Speaker 1: need some spirits. Hell is that you did you do that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's my that's my cell phone? Sorry, Hello, Philip, how
Speaker 1: are you buddy? Yeah? What's up that I'm calling? Because look,
Speaker 1: I want to say, I'm so sorry what happened at
Speaker 1: the barbecue. That's all right, that's all right. I uh
Speaker 1: my my wife is is in surgery right now, and
Speaker 1: they say there's a good chance he's gonna pull through.
Speaker 1: I hope, so you know, I mean, I still think
Speaker 1: it's superficial burns in the year twenty twenty one, two hosts,
Speaker 1: we're brave enough to enter the Milbian house. What they
Speaker 1: found might scare you, what they found might delight you.
Speaker 1: But what they found, Miles, can you shut the funk
Speaker 1: up and let me watch a goddamn show and take
Speaker 1: it off? Mute. I don't need you reading the subtitles.
Speaker 1: Need just let me. Okay, I don't believe in you
Speaker 1: just said, dude, so do I. But you know what,
Speaker 1: both of us are stuck here cleaning god damn apartments
Speaker 1: and buildings right now. And so that's a fine job.
Speaker 1: It pays the bills. Dude, I'm fine with that, but
Speaker 1: we gotta work our way up. But please and let
Speaker 1: me enjoy my quiet time. This is my te fe time. Dude. Hey, sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm shadowing today. Dude. Is that ah like a
Speaker 1: normal conversation the two of you have Yes, he wants
Speaker 1: to be a voice over actor, and and you want
Speaker 1: to watch TV. I mean that's not my dream. No,
Speaker 1: just right now, I want to watch TV. So that's
Speaker 1: what my dream if I, if I can be honest,
Speaker 1: is I wanna I want to get back into like
Speaker 1: old school illustrations, like the magazines and draw a mouthwash
Speaker 1: marketing ats okay? And what would be a dream if
Speaker 1: you didn't want to be honest? What if I didn't
Speaker 1: want to be honest? He said, if I would were
Speaker 1: to be honest, and then you listed some things that
Speaker 1: were not that interesting. So I'm curious if you were
Speaker 1: to not be honest, what would you dreams I was
Speaker 1: not honest, what would my dreams be? I guess, um,
Speaker 1: I don't know, uh, honestly, if I was not honest,
Speaker 1: you know, but you know what I would want to be.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to be the guy, the guy who
Speaker 1: makes all the ubers, all of them. Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? I do. I wouldn't want to be
Speaker 1: in charge of Uber. I'll say that much. I feel
Speaker 1: like it's like too much work for me. It's not
Speaker 1: what I want. Sure, that's not what I want Miles, Miles,
Speaker 1: Are you okay? Miles Myles right? What the hell happened
Speaker 1: to him? Oh? My god, Myles Myles wake up. Um Um,
Speaker 1: I'm ready to get out of being grounded and I'm
Speaker 1: not going to start anything. If it was up to me,
Speaker 1: I would Chase. If it was up to me, you
Speaker 1: would have never been grounded. I had the same dreams
Speaker 1: you had when I was your age. Can we just
Speaker 1: eat the Lasagnian piece? Please? I'm upset. I think like
Speaker 1: we we should have never moved out of the city
Speaker 1: into this. You know what, I'll just eat this. Get out.
Speaker 1: It's you too, it's the winds. Get out of my phone,
Speaker 1: you too. I didn't want this album. That's keeping just
Speaker 1: head down. I know that I'm not supposed to be
Speaker 1: dealing in businesses anymore, but I have to run to
Speaker 1: Netflix right now. Chase, Chase, welcome to Netflix. You're green Light.
Speaker 1: What can I get you? Um? I have a great idea,
Speaker 1: and I think I think it's pretty original. It's just
Speaker 1: it's just can I talk to Mr Peel just a second?
Speaker 1: Jordan Pee? Jordan Peel coming the phone place, Jordan pe Well, sorry, no,
Speaker 1: I'm right here in the love It Peel, Mr Peel, Sorry,
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to call you Jorge, Stephanie or Chase. Yeah, um, Chase.
Speaker 1: But I go by Stephanie in the workplace. Actually yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my honestly my fake name for work. Um, so
Speaker 1: you can call me, yeah, tell me about it. And
Speaker 1: you're My name is is Josiah Simonson. Oh see, and
Speaker 1: I heard it was Cleve's piles. So the rumors go around.
Speaker 1: I have a budge. I have a budge for different Listen.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you were thinking about making a
Speaker 1: sequel for Get Out, but um, I think about it
Speaker 1: more of a in the universe and less of a
Speaker 1: direct narrative continuation and in the narrative and in the
Speaker 1: universe round daughter, give me this ax? Where is my daughter? Hey? Hey,
Speaker 1: what what are you doing? Just my arms? Come on,
Speaker 1: I can still get get you? And then the numbers.
Speaker 1: Is this all part? This is all part of the pitch,
Speaker 1: isn't it? This is all part of the pitch. This
Speaker 1: is brilliant murder. I'm gonna buy it. Just who am
Speaker 1: I dealing with here? I think that scene too, I
Speaker 1: think alright. Scene three comes from atron v I p
Speaker 1: Robert William dear alchemist, Merry Christmas to you all in
Speaker 1: a Happy New Year. Happy year, New Year to some
Speaker 1: of you. That's interesting than in the spirit of giving,
Speaker 1: have the scene suggestion as a token of my affection
Speaker 1: the Island of Substitute Teachers. Love you all, Thank you
Speaker 1: for all the laughs this year. X x X. I've
Speaker 1: actually never been on a plane before. How yeah, how
Speaker 1: much further before we actually land at the island. I'm
Speaker 1: just do you know, I have no idea. I've never
Speaker 1: done any kind of travel outside of a carriage, actually
Speaker 1: a carriage, yeah, um, like a horse drawn carriage. Carriage.
Speaker 1: I am so sorry, I need to use the restaurant.
Speaker 1: You mind if I just hey, hey, when you wanted
Speaker 1: the windows seat, fella, And this is what happens when
Speaker 1: you insist on the windows seat. Yeah, I insisted on
Speaker 1: it because that's the seat I picked. I don't We're
Speaker 1: sitting there and I asked you to move, so that's
Speaker 1: it was my seat to begin with. Okay, back to
Speaker 1: this now, I don't miss Do you want to get
Speaker 1: up and let this fell out? Is there a debate
Speaker 1: about it having me piss myself? Yeah? I can just
Speaker 1: my knees right up. To my chest and I'm not
Speaker 1: even here. Yeah, are you like a gymnast of some
Speaker 1: kind of just loose hips? Small person, loose hips? None
Speaker 1: of my business, all right? Said, Well, she's folded up,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna put my legs out in the aisle
Speaker 1: so you can squeeze by. Thank you, thank you. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry I got him so sorry. I didn't know you
Speaker 1: were there. Does it look okay? I don't think so.
Speaker 1: This is a pretty heavy cart, sir. You Hey man,
Speaker 1: that guy looks passed out. He's just gonna drop in
Speaker 1: the middle of the aisle. If someone has a piece
Speaker 1: of wood and just some loose cloth, I can fashion
Speaker 1: a cast. Well, why don't we see if we can
Speaker 1: wake him first? Don't hit him, don't hit him. Let
Speaker 1: me try again. Oh my god, you're here. He had
Speaker 1: to go pee. How's that that looking for you? Mr?
Speaker 1: Just laying there? I think I don't know what they
Speaker 1: held wrong with him, but I mean that looks like
Speaker 1: a concussion. He's concussed. All right. Well, I guess he's
Speaker 1: gonna piss himself after all. Anyways, Uh, slight attendant, I'll
Speaker 1: due respect to your title. What do you want to
Speaker 1: do with this? Fella. Uh oh unless that unless that
Speaker 1: drink card is also a shark cage, we could put
Speaker 1: them in. We gotta move him along here, thank you?
Speaker 1: Tower Flight four four nine six twenty four hundred and
Speaker 1: a four or five two out? All right? Should we
Speaker 1: get the dinner soon? Right? Yeah? I think they're they're
Speaker 1: doing a fish or chick. You said they're putting the
Speaker 1: fish and side chicken. Do you want? Do you mind
Speaker 1: getting that? Yeah? Okay, I'll get that. Hello. Hey, I'm
Speaker 1: really scat knocking. Um, I think I might have killed
Speaker 1: a man. Can we just pop I'm a flight attendant? Alright, sorry,
Speaker 1: we gotta we got a body, and I'm wondering if
Speaker 1: we can just pop the door and just in the
Speaker 1: center over I don't know. We're passing by quite a
Speaker 1: few islands. Is there one that might I mean, we
Speaker 1: don't need this on our record, do we. Well there
Speaker 1: is an uncharted island that we could make a water landing.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I was hoping we wouldn't land. That would
Speaker 1: be really obvious. It was my fault. I This guy
Speaker 1: was coming out and you know how hard heavy those
Speaker 1: carts are. Oh he's I'd like to just pop it
Speaker 1: out the back if nobody Joel, no need to explain.
Speaker 1: If you killed the man, we'll cover it up. That's
Speaker 1: how we work. Oh my god, you have no idea
Speaker 1: how panicked I was. I wasn't even going to tell you, guys,
Speaker 1: but I figured I couldn't not tell you, fingered. I
Speaker 1: figured I couldn't not tell you because I don't know
Speaker 1: how else to get this body out of the plane.
Speaker 1: You forgave me. Again, I wasn't supposed to speak, just shadowing.
Speaker 1: But is that normal? Why would you do you support
Speaker 1: any fly any death caused by a flight attendant that's
Speaker 1: under rug immediately? Is that the m O M. Yeah,
Speaker 1: crew has cruise back. I mean that's how it works,
Speaker 1: sort of like no one left behind kind of thing exactly. Yeah. So,
Speaker 1: and will you fellas need any help with the water
Speaker 1: landing or I mean, you're shadows. Just watch watch how
Speaker 1: it does. Okay, decided, Okay, what should I tell the passengers? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good question. But Joan, tell him what happened
Speaker 1: to him, that you killed somebody, and then we're gonna
Speaker 1: be uh dropping the plane down so we can drop
Speaker 1: the body off and uh, okay, alright, just be honest.
Speaker 1: The best. You guys, mind making that announcement because I
Speaker 1: feel like it's not gonna have authority for me. I'm
Speaker 1: a little emotionally wrecked right now. I know I'm just
Speaker 1: shadowing again, but it seems confusing that you would have
Speaker 1: his back and cover for him and sweep a merger
Speaker 1: rounder the carpet and then announced it to all the passengers.
Speaker 1: It seems counterintuitive that does I mean, I get honestly,
Speaker 1: is the best policy? Uh, and we'll get rid of
Speaker 1: the body. Don't get me wrong, far be it. I
Speaker 1: believe you're the co pilots. Let me ask the pilot,
Speaker 1: now what you take this? Well, shadow pilot? Uh? When uh?
Speaker 1: This this is how it works. I mean you read
Speaker 1: the manual, right, you've read the manual? Oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: can you quote chapter twenty three sections we Section twelve?
Speaker 1: Yes I can. Uh, you can look at you. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna from your memory. Always have a flight attendants back,
Speaker 1: regardless of the situation or outcome. Live first, and uh
Speaker 1: it is the pilot's choice whether or not to tell
Speaker 1: the passenger. Okay, there you go, so you do know
Speaker 1: the policy. So this is completely out of my career path.
Speaker 1: But is it is the order of operations shadow pilot
Speaker 1: to copilot to pilot, like, yes, chain of commanding command,
Speaker 1: flight attendent. You're definitely fourth in the list here. You
Speaker 1: can call him Joel. Don't excuse me, Joel. And I'm
Speaker 1: gonna fish. By the way, let's just put his body
Speaker 1: back in the chair and no one will know, and
Speaker 1: we can put my eyemask over him and and that's that.
Speaker 1: Make a weekend to Bernie this thing. Yeah, I've got
Speaker 1: you back. Passengers, got passengers, It's all I mean. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't touch it. I just they know what I mean
Speaker 1: to leave him. You just got passengers. Okay, attention passengers,
Speaker 1: this is your pilot speaking. I'm third in command here
Speaker 1: behind the co pilot and the shadow pilot. Uh. One
Speaker 1: of our flight attendants, Joel, who was a man Mistakenly
Speaker 1: I motivations don't matter, killed one of your fellow passengers.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to make an emergency water landing next
Speaker 1: to the the island of substitute teachers. Not exactly sure
Speaker 1: what that is. I'm sure everybody is on the edge
Speaker 1: of their seats waiting to find out exactly what the
Speaker 1: Island of substitut teachers is. But I'm sure we'll find
Speaker 1: out as soon as we make this water landing. We're
Speaker 1: just gonna get rid of the body and we'll get
Speaker 1: right back in the air. Sure, I thought you killed him.
Speaker 1: I guess we're going. I guess we're good. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I thought the drink car pretty much ended his life. Oh.
Speaker 1: I thought it was you. I mean, you just had
Speaker 1: so much rage. I wanted to kill. That's what you
Speaker 1: were sensing. Okay, and I celebrated as death. I mean
Speaker 1: you did. You said as if it was a victory. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was, so you can see where. Sorry, I'm so
Speaker 1: sorry to have accused you of that, and to pay Listen,
Speaker 1: it's your first time, your first time sign or traveling
Speaker 1: anywhere outside of a carriage. Yeah, I've never I've never
Speaker 1: done it. Plate there's a plane coming. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we're saved. God, finally, finally, after all these years. What
Speaker 1: kind of what kind of plane is that? I I
Speaker 1: I don't usually do science. I'm not a science substitute
Speaker 1: teacher either. Honestly, I'm English. I substitute sciences all the time.
Speaker 1: But I certainly don't know what kind of plane that is?
Speaker 1: A Boeing seven to one zero, Jack of all trades,
Speaker 1: master of nun huh join the club. That's all of us.
Speaker 1: Well ship, cause they got me to the car. Saw
Speaker 1: how you said, there's a plane? There's a plane coming by.
Speaker 1: We're talking about that. Does anyone know how to make
Speaker 1: a fire? Does anyone know how to make a fire?
Speaker 1: No idea? Okay, okay, okay, let's all we can. Let's
Speaker 1: all put her head together. Then, okay, let's all put
Speaker 1: her head together. Then okay, we need what we need
Speaker 1: for fire? We need we don't. Let's show a movie.
Speaker 1: Let's show a movie. Let's a movie. A movie. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's look for a movie. Let's look for a movie
Speaker 1: that has fire. One movie has fire. Um Dante Dante's Redemption.
Speaker 1: Let's show sank redemption. I think that that will work.
Speaker 1: I think there's a fire, sh right, I think yeah,
Speaker 1: uh okay, okay, to work. I can't plug it into
Speaker 1: the tree plug. Where is the aby club? Plug it
Speaker 1: into the damn free you idiot, Just just plug it up,
Speaker 1: damn the lady club. Then substitute what then do you
Speaker 1: folks name get kill him? Kill him? You know we
Speaker 1: gotta come this up. Substitute teachers have other substitute teachers
Speaker 1: backs the policy. What are we gonna think we should
Speaker 1: eat him? We should? I know how to cook him.
Speaker 1: Let's put on Shan Shake redeption, and there's a cannibalism
Speaker 1: seen in that. Yes, I think it's a bit a
Speaker 1: while I see. Okay, plug it into the body, plug
Speaker 1: the body. When and Defrain came to Shawshank prison. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry to I'm sorry to do this, but do you
Speaker 1: mind the Do you mind playing the Mission Impossible movie
Speaker 1: on your screen? I just like I want to play
Speaker 1: it on my screen. I want to have that, you
Speaker 1: know why. I don't mind it all? Thanks? What what's seen?
Speaker 1: A human? Let me just I'm a timestamp your teen
Speaker 1: forty two right there, So let me just get I
Speaker 1: can do it for you if you want me to.
Speaker 1: How you doing? How are you doing? Yeah? I go
Speaker 1: by many names. Some people call me Marbles, some some
Speaker 1: people call me the skate guy behind the anyway, So
Speaker 1: let me just get this, uh forty two perfect a right,
Speaker 1: great sync up. I'll just hit play at the same time.
Speaker 1: There we go. Look, so here's a little behind. Let
Speaker 1: me just step the pumpetus of love. No, okay, not
Speaker 1: a steer Fan. Okay, Oh I love Sig Miller. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, mad Max Fury Road. All right, let's see here, Okay,
Speaker 1: let me get this here. George Miller, Steve Miller. That's
Speaker 1: George Miller. I think you were thinking it's Joy I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know who that is. I don't
Speaker 1: even know where you're from doing of those movies you mentioned.
Speaker 1: Steve Miller, on the other hand, wrote a song space Cowboy,
Speaker 1: I believe it was called and a man went by
Speaker 1: many names, and one of them, I'm a joke all
Speaker 1: about the I'm gonna I'm a Midnight That that's the
Speaker 1: Steve Miller band. Yeah, you talking about? What am I
Speaker 1: talking about? Let me of love one second. Let me
Speaker 1: just try to sink this up again. We hit play
Speaker 1: on both these screens. Okay, yours are still a little behind.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's my hand not doing it
Speaker 1: what I wanted to. Pause for a second, Pause Joys
Speaker 1: for a second, and then you catch up. Let me see,
Speaker 1: let me pause at your passengers. This is your pilot again.
Speaker 1: Third in command here. Uh, we are having some difficulty
Speaker 1: with the playback function on our video screens, and so
Speaker 1: we're just going to we are just going to play
Speaker 1: the Shawshank Redemption for all of you. We might have
Speaker 1: to interrupted at some point due to the emergency landing,
Speaker 1: that we are in the process, that I wanted to
Speaker 1: watch Mission Impossible, that I was just gonna watch Shaw Redemption.
Speaker 1: It's number one the IMDb list. This is as stupid
Speaker 1: as hell. I take these flights because they got the
Speaker 1: whole Mission Possible series on here, solid film based on
Speaker 1: the Stephen King. No. I think these long as flights
Speaker 1: to watch all the Mission Possible. Just a warning, there
Speaker 1: is a pretty graphic cannibalism scene in there. Parental advisory
Speaker 1: for the young ones. Oh, I guess they cut that
Speaker 1: out of a MC. It's also a pretty tasty prelude
Speaker 1: to a male rape thing. So what the god damn it? Look,
Speaker 1: I just want to watch Mission imp Possible. God damn it.
Speaker 1: Oh Atlanta, they came for us. Oh my gosh. Okay,
Speaker 1: do I look okay? I want to make sure I
Speaker 1: don't want to be taken? Um, well, don't want to
Speaker 1: be not taken, that's for sure. You look great? Okay?
Speaker 1: How do I look be on dishoveled? Okay, you look
Speaker 1: like you've been at an island for years. May mean
Speaker 1: you're wearing a dress made of shells. But do I
Speaker 1: gotta get away from you? Guys? It does? Shosh is played,
Speaker 1: I played, I gotta work, I gotta work in apparired
Speaker 1: with the human body is a conductor. Apparently there's electricity
Speaker 1: inside the human body. Did you know that it worked?
Speaker 1: Whatever you did work? They landed right over there. And
Speaker 1: did a frain learn that day that there's electricity inside
Speaker 1: the human body? As he cooked the warden and ate
Speaker 1: him And now a tasty prelude to a male rape.
Speaker 1: This was version, this was not And that's our show
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