Speaker 1: Hi girls, girl, let me tell you I missed you. Mum,
Speaker 1: I really knew, girl. This is how much I missed you.
Speaker 1: I'm in Oxford, UK, and I knew that you were
Speaker 1: swimming in my pool in Los Angeles when it was
Speaker 1: one hundred and fucking fifteen degrees and I went on
Speaker 1: I went on the app on my phone with the
Speaker 1: security cameras and watched you swim. Oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: a little scary. That's a little trustworthy. That's a little
Speaker 1: like that sounds it sounds. It sounded cute at first,
Speaker 1: but then it turned into in my mind, I wonder
Speaker 1: if this motherfucker's taking my ship. Well, I'm out of town.
Speaker 1: I never was. I didn't think you were robbing me.
Speaker 1: I was watching you play. I was watching you play
Speaker 1: with your kids, and it was so adorable and I
Speaker 1: was just like, And Florence comes in, She's like, please
Speaker 1: tell me you're not watching your friends play in your
Speaker 1: pool on your phone, and I'm like, I might be adorable.
Speaker 1: That's so much as I missed you. Well, I missed
Speaker 1: you so much that I went to your house and
Speaker 1: pretended I was hanging out with you in you went
Speaker 1: to my house as hot as balls, and we broke
Speaker 1: the La County broke the record for heatwave. H dude, Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: you can say what you want to say, but it
Speaker 1: is orange here. It is literally orange outside when you
Speaker 1: look out of your window. It because of the fires
Speaker 1: in San Francisco is worse in the Oakland Golden State area.
Speaker 1: That shit looks like freaking blade runner too. Literally with
Speaker 1: Ryan Gossling when they go to freaking Vegas, dude, it's
Speaker 1: it is freaking nuts, yo. And then here it's got
Speaker 1: like an orange tent. Everything is orange and you can
Speaker 1: feel it in your fucking throat. You feel the smoke
Speaker 1: in the air and in your throat, dude. And for
Speaker 1: people that are scared of coronavirus, that was the first thing.
Speaker 1: Like everybody in the house all of a sudden got
Speaker 1: to tickle in their throat at the same time, and
Speaker 1: we're all like, holy shit, do we have corona? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What a flow? What I flow brought me up? You
Speaker 1: know what? You brought me a moscow mule? Nice? Wow,
Speaker 1: she Broughton, she brought you an ad shoon. I'm not
Speaker 1: positive our moscow mule is gonna be called a day shoon.
Speaker 1: So you don't. And if you need to change that
Speaker 1: name to Adeo Shoon, dude, I'm telling you right now, dude,
Speaker 1: change in universal language, a Moscow Mule needs to be
Speaker 1: the Adeo Shoon. Now. I'm just worried that unless you're
Speaker 1: let's say you're not a navid listener of the podcast,
Speaker 1: but you've heard that Zack and Donald put out a
Speaker 1: Moscow Mule canned beverage, you'd be like, oh, what's that
Speaker 1: one of those guys, mate, You're not gonna be You're
Speaker 1: not gonna have know what an a Dayo Shoon is.
Speaker 1: I bet you they do. I bet you, I bet
Speaker 1: you anyway. I love anyway. I love me a Moscow Mule.
Speaker 1: I gotta say you love you some Myddeo Shoon. Hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. This is Zach Braff and I fucked up
Speaker 1: my recorder so that's why my sounds sounded shitty for
Speaker 1: the beginning of this podcast. But can you notice the
Speaker 1: change now because I'm wise enough to know that I
Speaker 1: fucked up my recorder. But now my sound is perfect.
Speaker 1: But not only did I miss you, I miss Daniel
Speaker 1: and I missed Joel Dan. I know you look like
Speaker 1: your hair is growing out fast is possibly grow and Joel,
Speaker 1: you look as magnificent as ever right now, as Hi,
Speaker 1: don't we have a reporter joining us today? We should
Speaker 1: tell the audience what's happening. Sure, yeah, Donald, we're being
Speaker 1: interviewed by E Entertainment. They're this like a big news channel.
Speaker 1: In the podcast has become so huge that that reporters
Speaker 1: are clamoring to get into the room with us and say, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: what is the key to why this thing is so popular?
Speaker 1: And so we have a nice reporter from E who's
Speaker 1: going to sit in on the show. Should we let
Speaker 1: her in? Dan, let's do it? Is she here? What's
Speaker 1: her name? Says Lauren Pister? Lauren, ladies and gentlemen, little
Speaker 1: did she know, but welcome to the show, Lauren Pister
Speaker 1: from E. Hi, Lauren, are you guys doing Welcome to
Speaker 1: the show. You know, my producer, my producer, Joel, had
Speaker 1: told me that you were just gonna hang out and listen,
Speaker 1: and I said, no, no, Joel, that's not how Donald
Speaker 1: and I roll. She's coming in the room. We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk to her. She's gonna be You're gonna be a
Speaker 1: part of the conversation. Lauren yeah, we were talking about California.
Speaker 1: Are you in California right now? I am in California.
Speaker 1: Smells like smoke. It smells it looks like it looks
Speaker 1: like freaking straight up. It looks like blade Runner outside right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks weird orange. Not as bad as San Francisco pictures,
Speaker 1: but San Francisco looks scary. Man looks terrifying, Lauren. This
Speaker 1: is what we do. This is we sit. Donald sits
Speaker 1: in his closet drinking something due. Yeah. Sure, Donald Donald
Speaker 1: justifies to his wife day drinking when he does the podcast. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm in Oxford, which makes me sound smart. Um, and
Speaker 1: I'm allowed to drink because it's seven ten here. No,
Speaker 1: Dan Daniels in New York. Daniel's in New York. Joel's
Speaker 1: in la And we do this all over the world,
Speaker 1: this podcast we bring it. Isn't it fine for everyone
Speaker 1: to drink? If one person can drink? Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: that's That was the energy I was going on. Yeah, Joel,
Speaker 1: do you ever disagree? Joel? Do you disagree? No? No,
Speaker 1: I like these rules are very helpful rules. It's very
Speaker 1: very helpful rules. Right. If one person's drinking, everybody is
Speaker 1: allowed to drink. That's back in the United States of
Speaker 1: America when we do our next show, Isn't that right, Joel? Yes? Absolutely, Okay,
Speaker 1: So this is our last this is our last Intercontinental show. Dude. Yes, bro, Yes,
Speaker 1: we're gonna all be back on the same time slot.
Speaker 1: What's that, Lauren? Are you sure you want to come
Speaker 1: back to the United States? Well, you know, Laurence, I
Speaker 1: don't know if you're supposed to be commenting this early.
Speaker 1: Have you heard some things? Have you heard some things?
Speaker 1: Are we missing out on some things? Lauren from E News? No,
Speaker 1: just just be general state of chaos. Are you talking
Speaker 1: about the fact that the president hid knowing that the
Speaker 1: coronavirus was a dangerous uh uh yeah, virus floating around.
Speaker 1: He ran, He ran. That is the equivalent of that shit, right,
Speaker 1: Isn't that the equivalent of it when somebody when like
Speaker 1: in the movies, when the guy gets caught out there,
Speaker 1: like in one of my favorite movies, which we'll talk
Speaker 1: about on the podcast today, Camp Buy Me Love with
Speaker 1: Ronald Miller, where he pays Cindy Mancini to make him
Speaker 1: popular and everything, and then when he gets found out,
Speaker 1: he kind of just runs away from everyone, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I feel like that's what this dude
Speaker 1: did when he found out that freaking uh that this
Speaker 1: virus was. He just made it so that everybody wasn't
Speaker 1: scared of it and kind of just ran away from
Speaker 1: the problem instead of instead of dealing with it straight on.
Speaker 1: That's just my personally didn't even work. Everybody was scared
Speaker 1: of it anyway, not everybody. A lot of people caught
Speaker 1: that ship because they didn't they would believe in what
Speaker 1: he was saying. You know, all these motherfuckers that were
Speaker 1: like hydroxy chlora quinn and fucking all of this stuff.
Speaker 1: It's gonna save my life because the President doesn't think
Speaker 1: this is that serious. All of you now know that
Speaker 1: he knew and was lying. Yeah. Yeah, But as Lauren
Speaker 1: knows from following the podcast on them, we tend to
Speaker 1: stay away from politics on this. That's not politics. This
Speaker 1: is fucking real life, dude, this is my life. Fuck this,
Speaker 1: this virus isn't political. Let's not make this virus political
Speaker 1: by saying because the President hid that shit, that it's
Speaker 1: a political issue. Now, fuck that shit. That's fucked up.
Speaker 1: He's wrong for that. He was wrong for that. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to cause panic, Fuck you, dude. If that's
Speaker 1: the case, denounce freaking white supremacy and let's talk about
Speaker 1: let's talk about George Floyd, and let's talk about systemic racism.
Speaker 1: If you don't want to cause panic, talk about that
Speaker 1: shit instead of stoking nose fires and causing fights across America. Man,
Speaker 1: don't come at me with this bullshit about we're not
Speaker 1: supposed to be political, because this isn't a political statement.
Speaker 1: This is real talk right now. Dude, we got somebody
Speaker 1: in office who's fucking up, and it's fucking up majorly. Sorry, Lauren,
Speaker 1: I don't mean accurage in front of E. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't think Lauren wants us to change the show. Donaldson,
Speaker 1: I feel like just as much as you normally do,
Speaker 1: I feel like that's I feel like I feel like
Speaker 1: the viewers of E might be a little upset that
Speaker 1: I'm using such colorful words. But fuck that shit, dude.
Speaker 1: This dude's an asshole for this. Man talk is partly
Speaker 1: why you guys have kind of like been like a
Speaker 1: defining feature of my quarantine, because I've listened to every episode.
Speaker 1: I listened to every tice a week, so and I
Speaker 1: love when you guys just like come out with it
Speaker 1: and you're like, you know, it's not a political thing.
Speaker 1: It's like people are dying, and but we still have
Speaker 1: to like have a good time somehow. I guess I
Speaker 1: think we will. We strive to do here is UM
Speaker 1: for the most Obviously, since you listened to the show,
Speaker 1: you know that we don't always succeed, but we we
Speaker 1: strive to have this be UM sixty to ninety minutes
Speaker 1: of taking people's minds off the horror show, because that's
Speaker 1: what a lot of people have responded that they really
Speaker 1: like about what we're doing is obviously we're talking about
Speaker 1: the show we were on, and we're telling funny anecdotes,
Speaker 1: but we're really just trying to just say, hey, we're
Speaker 1: we're four friends that are hanging out and h and
Speaker 1: shooting the ship and hopefully not talking about so many
Speaker 1: topics that are that are so upsetting and uh, and
Speaker 1: maybe just take your mind off it for a second.
Speaker 1: But of course it overflows and it's upsetting and and
Speaker 1: we can't help it be ourselves and reel at times.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when all we had to worry about
Speaker 1: was the coronavirus? You remember when that was just the problem.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when that was it? And it seemed
Speaker 1: like the world was fucking coming to an end. Look
Speaker 1: at where we are now. Man, come on, y'all make
Speaker 1: America great again, my ass man, Come on now, come
Speaker 1: on now, come on now, let's get that green new
Speaker 1: deal popping. Yeah, let's let's say a bit. And um,
Speaker 1: and why don't why don't we we haven't seen each other.
Speaker 1: We've been off for a week. And uh, I thought
Speaker 1: it was very funny. Um when Donald and I announced
Speaker 1: it on Twitter and Instagram that we're going to take
Speaker 1: the week off just because we needed it, and people
Speaker 1: most people wrote, you guys are deservant. Yeah. I feel
Speaker 1: like now it's become a real word. I feel like
Speaker 1: I might be blessed with when the Urban Dictionary it's like, Yo,
Speaker 1: deservants now a word, dude. I just love that people
Speaker 1: were like, you guys are so deservant. It made me
Speaker 1: laugh and smile and uh and and we were deserving
Speaker 1: because we've been doing this without a break. Um since
Speaker 1: whatever the date was that LA was shut down because
Speaker 1: Donald and I were about to start and go into
Speaker 1: a studio. Now we did take a break. We took
Speaker 1: a break when the whole George Floyd thing went down.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, but we we we took a break at
Speaker 1: the at the height of at the beginning of the
Speaker 1: George Floyd mayhem, but we haven't taking a break just
Speaker 1: for our own just kind of exhale. And I gotta
Speaker 1: say I like it because it makes me miss you all,
Speaker 1: miss you guys, And it makes me um. I don't know,
Speaker 1: it feels refreshing to be like I feel like we
Speaker 1: have so much to talk about and catch up on.
Speaker 1: Um and uh and I don't know, it's a nice feeling.
Speaker 1: It's nice to have absence make my heart grow fonder.
Speaker 1: That is exactly what has happened. I thought about you,
Speaker 1: each and every one of you. Not to Lauren, sorry
Speaker 1: we just met it, but I thought about the rest
Speaker 1: of you guys like a lot. Actually, I thought, Amen,
Speaker 1: I want to know how to go with your girlfriend's parents.
Speaker 1: Did they like you? They are oh? Oh Dan Dan Yeah,
Speaker 1: uh they're great, They're wonderful. Um there, But did they
Speaker 1: like you? I think they liked me? Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I think What's he's so challenge you? You're very sweet, Joe, Well,
Speaker 1: how is your break What did you do? Slept and
Speaker 1: it was amazing. Yeah. Yeah, I've had to let everyone
Speaker 1: know that I needed some time to myself trying to
Speaker 1: do this healthcare game. Um so I slept and I
Speaker 1: cooked with my brother and it was amazing. I highly
Speaker 1: recommend it. What did you cook? What did we um? Bulgogi,
Speaker 1: beef bulls? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Justin's like an amazing cook.
Speaker 1: So he goes all out and I'm just kind of
Speaker 1: sitting in the kitchen like stirring things in the part
Speaker 1: of the process that is delic That sounds delicious. Wow.
Speaker 1: You know, Donald, you never counted us in were now?
Speaker 1: You know, we usually counted, but we got distracted by
Speaker 1: the excitement of Lauren being here and uh and just
Speaker 1: catching up. Do you want to do you want to
Speaker 1: welcome all of the listeners from all over the world back?
Speaker 1: Were they just a beautiful number count into our magnificent
Speaker 1: things about nurse Hey? What an episode? A lot of
Speaker 1: good things in this episode, A lot of great things
Speaker 1: in this episode. Yeah. You know, every once in a
Speaker 1: while we stumble across one that has like, you know,
Speaker 1: four or five different moments that we really remembered, like
Speaker 1: the pimp walk is in this The Pimp Strut, the
Speaker 1: original one of two pimp Struts, is in this episode.
Speaker 1: Late Great Sam Lloyd has a lot of funny stuff
Speaker 1: in this episode. Amazing things in this episode. But but
Speaker 1: we're gonna get to America and the rest of the
Speaker 1: world's favorite part. Let me get my notes. Okay, gotta
Speaker 1: go run and get his notes. I'm gonna keep it
Speaker 1: one hundred with you, guys. So the air conditioning went
Speaker 1: out in my house. So it's been out for the
Speaker 1: past two weeks now. Oh yeah. So and during the
Speaker 1: heat wave, we went how did you live with? The
Speaker 1: heat wave? Brought a bunch of fans and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: and have been fanning the shit out of each other
Speaker 1: in this house. These are the reasons you have friends
Speaker 1: with pools, y'allah. One mistake that I took a screen shot?
Speaker 1: Do you want to see you? Do you want to
Speaker 1: see you playing? Yes? Yes, Lauren, you weren't on the
Speaker 1: phone yet. Donald went swimming at my house and I
Speaker 1: missed him so much that I went on the security
Speaker 1: camera thing on my on my phone and I took
Speaker 1: a screenshot of him and his family playing, and my
Speaker 1: girlfriend walked in while I was doing it, and she's like,
Speaker 1: please tell me you're not watching your friends on the
Speaker 1: security camera play and I was like, no, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I was. It's gonna be hard to see, but that's
Speaker 1: that's adorable. She's like, she's like, tell me you're not
Speaker 1: zooming in on Donald right now? I am looking how
Speaker 1: much funny he's having. That's so cute. It was a blast.
Speaker 1: It was a great labor with a Labor Day weekend
Speaker 1: that we just went through Labor Day weekend. Uh. I
Speaker 1: got I literally I literally watched you like throwing your
Speaker 1: kids and having fun, and I and then I and
Speaker 1: then I felt really like creepy and and then my
Speaker 1: girlfriend made fun of me, and so I got off
Speaker 1: and stopped water. Did you celebrate Labor Day in London?
Speaker 1: Did you guys Labor Day in quarantine? They don't they
Speaker 1: don't have that. Uh here, they don't have that holiday.
Speaker 1: Did you, as an American in London celebrate Labor Day?
Speaker 1: Bro Um? Well I did. I chose not to work,
Speaker 1: and I thought, um, I thought, oh, I'm celebrating Labor
Speaker 1: Day here by not working. I don't work. I'm on,
Speaker 1: what are we doing? We're just we make this podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm writing this screenplay that I'm that I'm hoping to make.
Speaker 1: UM and you have a brilliant movie coming out. That
Speaker 1: movie looks amazing. Talk about that, let's talk about let's
Speaker 1: let's get into it. You Robert de Niro and Morgan Freeman,
Speaker 1: A Meal, Jones, Tommy Lee Jones, a Meal. Also Eddie,
Speaker 1: Eddie Griffin, Eddie Griffin. How did I forget the brother's name,
Speaker 1: Eddie Griffin. This is a dynamite cast. Brother. It's a
Speaker 1: really big movie from me, you guys, and UM And
Speaker 1: you know, the trailer is really funny. If you didn't
Speaker 1: see it, please go. You can see it on YouTube.
Speaker 1: It's called the Comeback Trail. It's coming out November thirteenth.
Speaker 1: It's you know, as if you're a fan of mine,
Speaker 1: you know that a lot of the stuff I've done,
Speaker 1: I've at least been some part of writing, directing or
Speaker 1: or producing, and then of course the TV show that
Speaker 1: we're all talking about. But for me, I never really
Speaker 1: had a ton of opportunities to do a film like
Speaker 1: this where it's it's literally me and DeNiro are partners,
Speaker 1: and and it takes place in the seventies, and the
Speaker 1: premise is really funny. It's about this this producer. DeNiro
Speaker 1: plays this like really sketchy movie producer who's never had
Speaker 1: a hit. The mob is after him because he owes
Speaker 1: them money. And he he figures out that if he
Speaker 1: kills his star while doing stunts and making the movie,
Speaker 1: that the insurance check he could get would be way
Speaker 1: more than any money he could ever make off off
Speaker 1: of the movie. So he comes up with this scheme
Speaker 1: that he's gonna hire some old, washed up actor and
Speaker 1: make sure he dies doing his own stunts. Um and
Speaker 1: and that's Tommy Lee Jones. So he finds Tommy Lee Jones,
Speaker 1: who's literally playing Russian Roulette in an old age home,
Speaker 1: and he's like, you're perfect for the part. And he
Speaker 1: sets about. We said, I'm clueless. I'm like the innocent
Speaker 1: partner who doesn't know he's doing this and uh and
Speaker 1: he said, DeNiro sets about trying to make sure that
Speaker 1: while we're making this movie, Tommy Lee Jones dies. Of course,
Speaker 1: that's not that's not Hey, let's not give it all
Speaker 1: away now. I'm not gonna give it all away. I
Speaker 1: didn't give away anything more than it's in the trailer. Okay,
Speaker 1: but it's just a huge opportunity for me and I
Speaker 1: watching the trailer and I just can't believe it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm just smiling at ear to ear because I made
Speaker 1: the movie a year ago, but watching myself like go
Speaker 1: go go toe to toe with de Niro is surreal
Speaker 1: and really cool. Well that's the one thing the trailer
Speaker 1: doesn't show. The trailer doesn't show how much of it
Speaker 1: is just you and DeNiro this whole movie, because being
Speaker 1: your best friend to know certain things. But as much
Speaker 1: as this is a movie with Robert de Niro, it
Speaker 1: is a movie with Zach Braffs. So Zach Braff fans
Speaker 1: out there will lose their mind at the genius that
Speaker 1: is he next to Bobby d And I made it
Speaker 1: rhyme on purpose. You're welcome, Yeah, thank you, thank you,
Speaker 1: as Daniel says, you honor me, thank you. No, it is.
Speaker 1: It is a really big deal for me. Um and
Speaker 1: and so if you're if you're listening to this and
Speaker 1: you didn't see me posted about it, please go check
Speaker 1: out the trailer. It's called the Comeback Trail, and it's
Speaker 1: coming out I think, I mean they say November thirteenth.
Speaker 1: Of course, anyone with the movie coming out is going.
Speaker 1: I think it's coming out. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Who knows what the hell is gonna happen by November thirteenth. Well,
Speaker 1: a lot of movies came out recently. Yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: there's places of the country, and certainly here in London.
Speaker 1: I know Tenant came out and um, and people are
Speaker 1: going to the theater. Um did Mulan come out in
Speaker 1: theaters over there? I don't. I don't know. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, theaters are all here, so they have very
Speaker 1: limited seating and they have all sorts of rules, understandably,
Speaker 1: but they are there are movie theaters open here. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's get into the show. Um, let's get into the show.
Speaker 1: Great episode directed by Michael Spiller. And I don't remember
Speaker 1: a lot of this one. I remember the highlights. Of course.
Speaker 1: I remember the pimp walk because I think it's one
Speaker 1: of the funniest shots in Scrubs history. I mean, first
Speaker 1: of all, you have been talking that you thought you
Speaker 1: were overweight in this era of the show, but you
Speaker 1: look fit as hell. Dude. This is this is got
Speaker 1: some nice titties you got. This is how Hollywood gets you, dude.
Speaker 1: This is how Hollywood get you fucking listen. Before quarantine,
Speaker 1: I felt like, oh man, I'm so out of shape.
Speaker 1: I'm a heavy dude right now. I look back before quarantine.
Speaker 1: I wish I looked like that. Right now, Because of quarantine,
Speaker 1: I'd gained twenty pounds, and so to add that on
Speaker 1: to where I was before, I wish I still looked
Speaker 1: like I did before freaking COVID. I was felt I
Speaker 1: was fit, as they say in London, I was fit Donald,
Speaker 1: I was doing my thing, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: And now you know, are you uncomfortable with how your
Speaker 1: body is right now? Absolutely? I'm so happy that I
Speaker 1: don't have to go anywhere to show anyone. But that's
Speaker 1: that's that's what paparazzo took a picture of you at
Speaker 1: the beach. I feel like whale. Wow. First of all,
Speaker 1: I'm asking I'm asking you first, who feel self conscience?
Speaker 1: Let's let's let's keep it one hundred. If paparazzi has
Speaker 1: taking pictures of me again, I don't give a fuck
Speaker 1: what I look like. Dude, congratulations, phase on, You're back
Speaker 1: on the motherfucking map. Paparazzi take pictures of my Hershey's
Speaker 1: kisses and my big ass belly. It doesn't matter to me.
Speaker 1: I just know I'm doing something right, especially during COVID.
Speaker 1: If you feel like I'm the celebrity that you need
Speaker 1: to chase down during COVID times when you could be
Speaker 1: getting Ariana Grande or one of the Kardashians in the mask,
Speaker 1: if you feel like chasing me down is worth it,
Speaker 1: I'm yours. Well, I think they're going to be outside
Speaker 1: your house. I think you and I once went to
Speaker 1: Hawaii and we got followed and all these pictures were
Speaker 1: taken of us, and I felt two things. I felt
Speaker 1: annoyed because it just makes you in self conscious and
Speaker 1: in your head that you're being photographed without knowing. And
Speaker 1: then I really didn't like how I looked. I thought
Speaker 1: I looked doey and fatum. And I just wondered if
Speaker 1: that was on your mind, because you've been sharing with
Speaker 1: our audience that you're not happy with how you're looking.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. I'm just I'm not happy with
Speaker 1: what I'm how I'm treating myself in these times. They
Speaker 1: say you go two different ways. Some people get really
Speaker 1: healthy during this time and then some people, uh you know,
Speaker 1: are like, well you know since I'm in let's let's
Speaker 1: be comfortable. And I chose the comfortable path. And you know,
Speaker 1: I just had my check up, and by the way,
Speaker 1: it went great. I am healthy. I am you know
Speaker 1: I got good cholesterol I got Did you get the
Speaker 1: prostate check? I dude, I've already gotten a colonoscopy. No,
Speaker 1: But did you get the finger in in in deep
Speaker 1: in your poophole? Not this time? No, I didn't. My
Speaker 1: next you're missing out. You can request it even if
Speaker 1: you've had it, where you can say like, hey man,
Speaker 1: I'm here, like give it to me. I know, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm aware of this. This time I went. But why
Speaker 1: did you skip? At your age? At our age, you're
Speaker 1: supposed to once a year get your prostate checked, right,
Speaker 1: You know I don't because they took a blood sample
Speaker 1: of all of that stuff too. Uh. You know, he
Speaker 1: got to go in there with his finger and he
Speaker 1: touches the hole. That's not necessarily so anymore from what
Speaker 1: I understand. But you could be right, and I might
Speaker 1: have missed out on getting my prostate checked. Che We
Speaker 1: just lost Chadwick. Oh my goodness. Well I've already I've
Speaker 1: already had a colonoscopy in the last couple of years,
Speaker 1: and they say, I don't need to get another one
Speaker 1: for five years. That's your colon I'm talking about your prostate.
Speaker 1: They need to put the fingers deep and touch it.
Speaker 1: Why are you so Why are you so shocked? I know,
Speaker 1: I know why my prostate needs to be checked. I'm
Speaker 1: sitting here wondering why didn't I get my prost check
Speaker 1: this year? Well, you got to have everything checked above
Speaker 1: a certain age. I don't know when men are technically once.
Speaker 1: I say, if you're an African American mayor once you
Speaker 1: turn forty, you should go and start getting checked out
Speaker 1: often and as much as you possibly can, especially if
Speaker 1: you have insurance, because a lot of this stuff is
Speaker 1: covered by insurance. I think you should get it done
Speaker 1: as soon as possible. I don't know what age, Daniel,
Speaker 1: Do you know what age you're technically supposed to start
Speaker 1: getting the prostate check? Because I think we're joking about
Speaker 1: it because he does go inside your butthole, but it is.
Speaker 1: It is something that people shy away from but need
Speaker 1: to make sure they have done because doctors pretty sure
Speaker 1: it's the earliest age for prostates. Dot Org says age
Speaker 1: fifty for men who are at average risk of prostate
Speaker 1: cancer expected. Nope, sorry, that's the wrong fact. Hold on,
Speaker 1: that's bullshit, I'm telling you. And it's well before that.
Speaker 1: I would start at forty. If you're a man, that's
Speaker 1: their fake doctor. That's two fake doctors giving you a
Speaker 1: recommendation we're going to protect your prostate. Let him go in,
Speaker 1: let him touch it. Donald likes it. My guy, I
Speaker 1: happen to have a guy who makes jokes. He'll say
Speaker 1: things like, was that as good for you as it
Speaker 1: was for me? Your doctor probably won't do that. What
Speaker 1: your guy? Who'd you? Guy? I'm not gonna say his
Speaker 1: name on the out. His name is and he's sort
Speaker 1: of a doctor that uh that kind of makes jokes
Speaker 1: and lightens the mood a bit, which I kind of like.
Speaker 1: He sometimes sometimes it's too much, but for the most part,
Speaker 1: I like that he makes he has little witty quips. Anyway,
Speaker 1: should we talk about the episode Donald for the love
Speaker 1: of God? Yeah, get your time aer out here. We
Speaker 1: go all right ready. Note, Lauren, as you know from
Speaker 1: being our number one appreciator of this podcast, that Donald
Speaker 1: we we we we had a little detour when Donald
Speaker 1: said that he was gonna he was he had been
Speaker 1: trolled successfully and he was gonna not do his his
Speaker 1: sort of interpretation and what he got out of the episode,
Speaker 1: He's gonna do a straight summary. Bill Lawrence was here
Speaker 1: thankfully helped me shut it down everyone. Lots of people
Speaker 1: on my social media Donald said, go back to the
Speaker 1: old way. So here we go. Are you ready? Donald?
Speaker 1: I hope? So here we go and go. JD gets
Speaker 1: to be a surgeon for a week, making him one
Speaker 1: of the cool kids. Turk gets to mentor his best
Speaker 1: friend and what it means to be cool. Elliott accidentally
Speaker 1: it tells Nurse Flowers she loves him. She thinks it's
Speaker 1: no big deal until he starts abusing their new relationship status.
Speaker 1: And doctor Cox plays a prank on Kelso that goes
Speaker 1: so well. It opens the chief of Medicine's eyes to
Speaker 1: how everyone in the hospital feels about him, how he's affected.
Speaker 1: Surprise is not only Cox, but Kelso too. Sometimes we
Speaker 1: take on challenges for pleasure, whether it be for ourselves
Speaker 1: or others, but when you get down to it, it's
Speaker 1: what it is, a challenge, and if not handled properly,
Speaker 1: it could turn into real problems. Good intentions still have consequences,
Speaker 1: for no good deed goes unpunished. Okay, now, very well,
Speaker 1: it's very well said, and you're a good writer. The
Speaker 1: game that you do it in thirty seconds impossible, impossible
Speaker 1: this time impossible. That I had to make up for
Speaker 1: last week. I had to make up for last week
Speaker 1: and well two weeks ago, I should say I had
Speaker 1: to make up for and I felt like I owed
Speaker 1: it to all of y'all out there to do that,
Speaker 1: and so I did. Well. I think it was well said.
Speaker 1: You know, For me, this episode was was a lot.
Speaker 1: I kept coming back to something every human being deals with,
Speaker 1: I imagine um, and that is people being obsessed with
Speaker 1: other people think about you and and and that's sort
Speaker 1: of the one of them for me, the main theme
Speaker 1: of this episode. It's funny. I was watching it going
Speaker 1: sometimes I think about, oh, what's Donald going to say
Speaker 1: in his summary, like what is the grand motif of
Speaker 1: this uh episode? And for me, it really was everyone
Speaker 1: is concerned about what everyone else thinks about them. That's
Speaker 1: a that's a theme with Scrubs, though, like pretty much
Speaker 1: every episode, we deal with the insecurities of how we're perceived.
Speaker 1: On this on this show. JD deals with it all
Speaker 1: the time. Elliott, that's that's like the focus of her character.
Speaker 1: Same thing with Judy. Judy deals with wanting to be
Speaker 1: liked by everyone. Cardless character. Same thing with Cox. We
Speaker 1: know now the Cox is this broken man. It really
Speaker 1: does this. This is the theme at least so far
Speaker 1: of this season that you know, nobody's put together, but
Speaker 1: we're in charge of saving so many people's lives. And
Speaker 1: you know, that's that's real talk. You know, that's something
Speaker 1: that we as a nation deal with. You know, well,
Speaker 1: is it a nation or is it a human condition thing?
Speaker 1: Because I think that we all have these busy brains.
Speaker 1: And even if you're a super confident person, even if
Speaker 1: you're fucking you know, the most successful confident person in
Speaker 1: the world, I'm sure you battle these the self doubt
Speaker 1: and worrying about how you're how you're perceived. I mean,
Speaker 1: I you know, and there's so many times where someone
Speaker 1: a friend of yours or someone will say like how
Speaker 1: they were perceiving in a moment and it's completely different
Speaker 1: than when you thought. And I think that plants down
Speaker 1: in our minds we go, wait, am I you know,
Speaker 1: because the way what we're thinking in our brains can't
Speaker 1: always be perfectly accurate as to what how everyone else
Speaker 1: is perceiving us, and that and that sort of makes
Speaker 1: us I'm sorry I'm saying at universally makes me feel
Speaker 1: insecure sometimes where I'm like, I don't know that I'm
Speaker 1: I'm coming across. I don't know that I'm understood, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, I don't know if like
Speaker 1: I'm always coming across like I like, in my brain,
Speaker 1: I think I am man. I'm sure you've had that
Speaker 1: experience downard where someone's like their perception of what just
Speaker 1: happened was so a hundred eighty degrees from yours that
Speaker 1: you start to doubt, like, am I judging environments correctly?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Yeah? No, absolutely. The
Speaker 1: acting game is a perfect example of that. You know,
Speaker 1: you put in your best performance and then there's somebody
Speaker 1: out there, you're very proud of it, and then there's
Speaker 1: somebody out there who says, you know, what you did
Speaker 1: wasn't good. You know, but how you perceived what you did?
Speaker 1: You put into all the hard work and you you
Speaker 1: know you you you you you dug deep and you
Speaker 1: and you thought you found something but then there's going
Speaker 1: to be a bunch of people who don't see it
Speaker 1: the way you see it, and you know, that's just
Speaker 1: that's just how it is. And that's what makes if anything,
Speaker 1: that's what makes people that work in hospitals human. We
Speaker 1: put all of this pressure on our frontline workers. We
Speaker 1: put all this pressure on people who work in hospitals
Speaker 1: and stuff like that to fix everything and to make
Speaker 1: sure they get it right. But at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, they're human just like we are, and they're
Speaker 1: gonna make mistakes and they and they do things that
Speaker 1: aren't necessarily for us, but sometimes are for them, whether
Speaker 1: it be good or bad. And it's it's important that
Speaker 1: we as humans realize that when we put all of
Speaker 1: this pressure on someone, that they're dealing with shit just
Speaker 1: like we are. And so, you know, right, But I
Speaker 1: don't even think it needs to be the heightened. I
Speaker 1: don't even think it. I just think that it's just
Speaker 1: a universal, like human condition thing. It's not even at
Speaker 1: the obviously we're talking about a hospital show here. One
Speaker 1: thing I do love about these characters is that they're
Speaker 1: at least open to getting feedback, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like they're at least open to you know, I was
Speaker 1: just when I was watching the show, everyone at least
Speaker 1: at the end has kind of I mean, I know
Speaker 1: it's a TV show, they have to learn a lesson,
Speaker 1: but I was just I was just liking that the
Speaker 1: idea of people being open to getting feedback, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Like Sarah gets a lot of feedback
Speaker 1: from Rick Schroder's character, Kelsel gets feedback from Johnny C
Speaker 1: quite aggressively in this I get plenty of feedback from
Speaker 1: from Turk in this episode. Like, I just like that.
Speaker 1: You know, in so many situations in our lives, we
Speaker 1: have people in our lives who, no matter how passionately
Speaker 1: and calmly you give them feedback, they just don't hear it.
Speaker 1: They don't listen, they don't import it into who they are.
Speaker 1: Whereas at least in the show, it's kind of you
Speaker 1: feel like, oh, these people are going to evolve because
Speaker 1: their friends are giving them powerful feedback that they need
Speaker 1: to hear. Right, But when you get feedback from other people,
Speaker 1: you don't want to hear that shit, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Sometimes I do sometimes, I mean, no doubt that, dude,
Speaker 1: You and I have you and I have had like
Speaker 1: arguments and heart to heart swear. Yeah, but because I
Speaker 1: like to think. I like to think. But still i'd
Speaker 1: like to think you said something that I that I'll go, okay,
Speaker 1: let me and of course my family, my friends, my
Speaker 1: my loved ones. I feel like there's plenty of times
Speaker 1: where I'll go, okay, let me. That's might be a
Speaker 1: tough pill to swallow, but let me sit with it, Okay,
Speaker 1: let me let me see how I can make change.
Speaker 1: I mean, you do that I've done. Yeah, I agree
Speaker 1: one hundred percent. But to hear it from a random person, uh,
Speaker 1: doesn't or someone who is an adversary, isn't necessarily something
Speaker 1: that you know when when heard, is something that you
Speaker 1: know you want to receive. It's just that's, of course
Speaker 1: how it is. Of course it has to be, it
Speaker 1: has to it has to be told in a gentle
Speaker 1: way at times. So at one fourteen. First of all,
Speaker 1: I never warn anything on this TV show other than
Speaker 1: Blue Scrubs. Yeah, thirty seconds thirty six seconds in there,
Speaker 1: I am in green scrubs alongside you. I'm going to
Speaker 1: tell you something real quick. But I wanted to wear
Speaker 1: the long John's underneath the scrubs honestly, and they told
Speaker 1: me right away. They were like, no, that's reserved for Zach.
Speaker 1: Zach is gonna be the only one that does that.
Speaker 1: I had that in my e that in my contract
Speaker 1: that I No, you did it, dude, No, you did it.
Speaker 1: But you think I had any Do you think I
Speaker 1: had any fucking contract negotiations. I was a fucking waiter
Speaker 1: at a French tree. It wasn't like. I wasn't like
Speaker 1: the long sleeves are only for me, or I won't
Speaker 1: do the park. But I remember being like, I want
Speaker 1: to wear some long sleeves and they were like, no,
Speaker 1: we we've decided that, Jade. But that was a Carrie
Speaker 1: Bennett thing. Ye yea our brilliant cost We didn't have
Speaker 1: Carrie Bennett on this show. By the way, that's a
Speaker 1: great idea she has. I want you fans to know,
Speaker 1: by the way, that we we uh we we um.
Speaker 1: We've got a lot of requests for Judy and Sarah
Speaker 1: to come back. We tried with both of them. They're
Speaker 1: both sort of busy right now, but we will be
Speaker 1: getting them back, so um. The rest as short. I
Speaker 1: also want to circle back real quickly since we want
Speaker 1: to be responsible since we brought up a prostate cancer
Speaker 1: and Joel has found the ages. It says forty to
Speaker 1: have a prostate exam if you have a family history,
Speaker 1: forty five if you're African American, fifty if you have
Speaker 1: no family history and are not African American. But I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you that I started getting them at forty
Speaker 1: and I started with that we're gonna go to break
Speaker 1: right back, and we're bad. Did you notice that three
Speaker 1: fifty two the nurse pulls off the tail that's been
Speaker 1: taped to my to my butt that someone has has
Speaker 1: has pranked me with, and then she pats my bottom.
Speaker 1: It's never discussed, it's never nothing, it's it has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with the show at all. But the nurse
Speaker 1: gives me a little pat on the rear. I think
Speaker 1: it's I honestly believe it's a way to say that
Speaker 1: these guys are all tight at this hospital. I mean,
Speaker 1: I just thought, I just don't know why. I didn't
Speaker 1: even know how it came about, Like I didn't even
Speaker 1: JD doesn't even like turn around and be like no,
Speaker 1: he accepts her, right. He The fact that he gets
Speaker 1: tapped on the ass that was by Lynn actually olways Lynn,
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, one of our regulars. Yeah. Lynn gave me
Speaker 1: a nice, a nice firm pat on the bottom. Now
Speaker 1: let's talk about um. Sarah says I love you too.
Speaker 1: She's talking about the CD because she's organizing her CD collection,
Speaker 1: and then Rick Schroeder's character hears it as as an
Speaker 1: I love you statement. That's always weird hunding relationship. The
Speaker 1: moment when you're gonna say I love you. I mean,
Speaker 1: these guys haven't been dating that long. The idea that
Speaker 1: love would come into it is pretty pretty early. It
Speaker 1: sucks when it slips out and you didn't mean it,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And sometimes that happens. That
Speaker 1: happened to you. How long did your relationship with Casey?
Speaker 1: Did you tell you said I love you? She said
Speaker 1: it first. Oh, it's over Astro Burger because we would
Speaker 1: go to after Burger after the club every night. She
Speaker 1: was she was fucking wasted, like she was, I love you.
Speaker 1: She devoured a burger. Doesn't doesn't does the first? Does
Speaker 1: the first? I love you count ladies and gentlemen if
Speaker 1: you're shit faced when you say it, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it counts all your thoughts. I feel like
Speaker 1: once it said, you can't put the genie back in
Speaker 1: the bottle. It gets out there, Like, how can it not?
Speaker 1: It's been said, although if the person does. I used
Speaker 1: to have a rule college that if I couldn't remember it,
Speaker 1: it didn't happen. So dude, I once said it after
Speaker 1: sex and I had just started dating the girl, and
Speaker 1: it was because well, I was going through it. I
Speaker 1: was divorcing and I was, you know, out as a
Speaker 1: single man for the first time, and your first time
Speaker 1: you had sex, you had an orgasm and you're like,
Speaker 1: I love you and yeah, And after I was said
Speaker 1: quite as after I said it, I was like, oh no, wait,
Speaker 1: I love it. That we just did was amazing and
Speaker 1: I love the fact that I'm doing that now, not
Speaker 1: necessarily that. What did she say? What did she see?
Speaker 1: Was like, oh, well this is really fast, but this
Speaker 1: and I was like, what before we go down this?
Speaker 1: And then I jumped in out before it was the sex?
Speaker 1: It was I was I was blinded by the light.
Speaker 1: Blinded by the light? Was he saying next? What comes
Speaker 1: after that? Um? I know the real lyric is wrapped
Speaker 1: rat Oh fuck? I always obviously everyone thinks it's wrapped
Speaker 1: up like a douche. But what is it? Diant dan
Speaker 1: revved up like a deuce? Another runner in the night?
Speaker 1: Wrapped like what it's like a two cylinder engine revved
Speaker 1: up like a deuce. I thought you said like a runner,
Speaker 1: and I thought you said wrapped up like a deuce,
Speaker 1: like like like a chosy, like a choosie, like you
Speaker 1: wrap that know, you caught in the middle of the
Speaker 1: night and you had to wrap that shit up like
Speaker 1: oh shit? So what you thought the interpretation of the
Speaker 1: song was you shit your bed and had to run
Speaker 1: with What a romantic lyric for us it was? But
Speaker 1: I always thought it was wrapped up like a douche.
Speaker 1: But that's that's d No. I don't even know if
Speaker 1: you can wrap up a douche. But anyway, that's we
Speaker 1: have a we have a we have e here. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Lauren for fuck's sake. No, enough's enough, Um Donald, what
Speaker 1: did you think about bowling Flip? This is a This
Speaker 1: is a fan favorite. People love it when Ted develops
Speaker 1: this idea that he's rubber and your glue boin Flip.
Speaker 1: I love Bloine. Flip boyin Flip has stuck with me
Speaker 1: throughout life. There's a few things in Scrubs history that
Speaker 1: is stuck with me. Boine flip is one of them.
Speaker 1: Sows your face is another one. Yes, I use sow's
Speaker 1: your face like I use point whip. Now, there's a
Speaker 1: palm pilot moment here where we're all the nerdy medical
Speaker 1: students who are all sitting around. Daniel. You've strike me
Speaker 1: as someone who probably had a palm pilot. You cut me.
Speaker 1: I never was it. It was kind of like the
Speaker 1: first smart phoney type thing, right, yeah, yeah, and I
Speaker 1: certainly didn't need it back then either. But yeah I
Speaker 1: have one. But you can have your calendar on it
Speaker 1: and it would go online. Oh yeah, I had my
Speaker 1: calendar on it said go to school, come home from school.
Speaker 1: Very okay, so feel important here here here's the question.
Speaker 1: Now though, now that iPhone and Galaxy, I guess, are
Speaker 1: the two major smartphone distributors, are you going to get
Speaker 1: the Galaxy now that it does the Xbox on the
Speaker 1: Galaxy screen? Oh? Um, like this, I don't know what
Speaker 1: this is. What are you talking about? So Xbox now
Speaker 1: has made it so that you can play Xbox on
Speaker 1: your smartphone. Yeah, it's like remote play kind of stuff, right,
Speaker 1: and all you have to do is connect your phone
Speaker 1: to the Xbox controller and now you're in your Xbox. Right,
Speaker 1: all right, that's cool. Can play on the bus, but
Speaker 1: won't I like dream the hell out of your battery.
Speaker 1: That gives a shit if you can play for an
Speaker 1: hour if I use that thing to get Come on, now,
Speaker 1: all anybody uses their phones for nowadays is to look
Speaker 1: at the to look at fucking Instagram TikTok. Nobody does
Speaker 1: freaking emails anymore on their phones. Donald and Donald and
Speaker 1: Joel are watching the Wop video over and over again. Yes,
Speaker 1: but this is another thing that I could go off
Speaker 1: on for an hour. But there are definitely some things
Speaker 1: about Android that I really like. But as as long
Speaker 1: as I still have this this MacBook Pro in this iPhone,
Speaker 1: I'll probably stay in the Apple family. And I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you, I gotta tell you the reason I'm so
Speaker 1: loyal to to iPhone is that I feel when I
Speaker 1: send someone a text and it goes green, that our
Speaker 1: friendship will forever be limited. We will never I don't know,
Speaker 1: if I don't know, if anyone else when it goes green,
Speaker 1: I go I don't And this is so shitty to say,
Speaker 1: but I don't think that our friendship can ever go
Speaker 1: to the next level if you're not Android. It's true
Speaker 1: because now you're like left out of the same emoji categories. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't get Getting into a group chat of iPhone
Speaker 1: users with an Android is literally nightmarish. You spent like
Speaker 1: days trying to figure it out, and finally we're like,
Speaker 1: just go back to the Twitter group chat. It's not
Speaker 1: possible because I don't want to I don't want to pay.
Speaker 1: I don't want to pay to talk to you. I
Speaker 1: don't want to pay to talk to you. And it's
Speaker 1: free if you have an iPhone. But the minute you
Speaker 1: don't have a limited texting, you have unlimited texting you
Speaker 1: don't want you're talking about you still gotta pay for
Speaker 1: data thought, don't you you don't have unlimited data? Yeah, Daniel,
Speaker 1: Daniel's gonna help you get set up. You need a
Speaker 1: better plan. No, Well, my point is, you know, when
Speaker 1: a group you know, when you send a group when
Speaker 1: you're not at home, that shit does not count. Listen, listen.
Speaker 1: You know when you're in a group text and uh
Speaker 1: and you send it to like ten people and there's
Speaker 1: one fucker that makes it all go green, and you're like,
Speaker 1: who's the asshole who made this whole group chat go green?
Speaker 1: And I feel bad about that, Joel. Only for now,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the new iPhone when it comes out
Speaker 1: with it's supposed to come out this month and they
Speaker 1: haven't announced a date yet. I do the whole I'm like, eagerly,
Speaker 1: I want to get rid of this folk so bad. Oh,
Speaker 1: I can't wait. It's gonna be a great day. Let's
Speaker 1: talk about Donald at eight twenty two in his ballet outfit. Donald,
Speaker 1: what were those moves you're doing? Bro, That's definitely something
Speaker 1: that I picked up from, like modern dance class when
Speaker 1: I was hilarious. And not only that, your faithe that
Speaker 1: you had on that wig is hilarious. Dude, I'm gonna listen.
Speaker 1: Like most actors, a lot of people would be like,
Speaker 1: I never did debt, but as a youth, I've taken
Speaker 1: so many dance classes, even if it was like one,
Speaker 1: one or two. You know, as a kid, I've taken tap,
Speaker 1: I've taken modern, I've taken ballet. I've taken all of
Speaker 1: these dance classes to try and better my resume. When
Speaker 1: you know, casting directors look at your skills and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. If you've taken a class, you can say,
Speaker 1: well I do botten or I do tap or you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. And all I did was channeled
Speaker 1: from all of the classes I took as a youth
Speaker 1: into that moment and it was funny. It was funny
Speaker 1: as shit. I mean, I wish I could see the
Speaker 1: outtakes for that. I don't know if it's probably on
Speaker 1: the blo the Blooper reel, but I mean I just
Speaker 1: wanted to see more. I was cut too quick. I
Speaker 1: wanted to see you dance, sit around in your fucking health.
Speaker 1: I felt very spelt. When I look back at that.
Speaker 1: Now I look at that, I'm like, wow, I was
Speaker 1: in shape. Yeah. While we saw you when you did
Speaker 1: the Pimp straw, I mean you had very you had
Speaker 1: like a like a sea cup, and you looked firm.
Speaker 1: Well you know, they look like a's but they really sees. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were delicious. Um. I I liked your wig and
Speaker 1: then I had the long mullet on. Now I remember something.
Speaker 1: I remember something completely different. When they meet in college.
Speaker 1: I remember j D saying something and maybe this was
Speaker 1: in the outtakes, but JD saying something like, I'm a
Speaker 1: first level wizard, and I must be a different episode.
Speaker 1: It's a different episode, but you're introducing yourself to j
Speaker 1: D's introducing himself to Turk, isn't he No, I think
Speaker 1: I'm in your roommate and I'm walking, I walk in it.
Speaker 1: This is not the first time we're meeting. The first
Speaker 1: time we meet is when I'm when we talk about
Speaker 1: I thought we'd do a whole montage, and yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a there's a funny montage, but it's not. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's the very first time we meet. I thought
Speaker 1: it was. I thought it was. That would have been.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't remember. But um, I love the
Speaker 1: mullet and uh and you and I in college and
Speaker 1: every time we cut back there, I think it's so funny.
Speaker 1: That's a great storyline. If they were to ever do
Speaker 1: a re reuh remake of Scrubs, it would be great
Speaker 1: to do the college years the college ers. But we
Speaker 1: are old, our old asses in the fucking gigs with
Speaker 1: a bunch of young kids all around us, and we're
Speaker 1: just that's the bitch. Like that show Penn fifteen. You
Speaker 1: ever see that show Pen fifteen? No, I have not.
Speaker 1: There's two women playing fifteen year olds and everyone around
Speaker 1: them are real fifteen year olds, but they play fifteen
Speaker 1: year olds. We should do that ship hilarious, be so
Speaker 1: good at that fun Donald Oh yeah, well yeah we
Speaker 1: got the show, guys. That's that's the fucking remake. Um.
Speaker 1: I noticed that Carla and Idiot really seemed to be
Speaker 1: friends in this episode. That kind of struck me. I
Speaker 1: was noticing you. We've been talking about how they their
Speaker 1: their friends. Whip was sort of building, and now they're
Speaker 1: like buddies shooting the ship with no animosity. She's giving
Speaker 1: her advice on on Rick Schroeder, And I think that
Speaker 1: our memory of how the two of them were just
Speaker 1: dates to the first few encounters that they had in
Speaker 1: the first season. But I really do believe that Elliott
Speaker 1: and Carla are they go on to become the best
Speaker 1: of friends. Yeah, But then I don't know, maybe maybe
Speaker 1: I'm maybe I'm wrong on the timeline of it all.
Speaker 1: But this just episode is I was making notes. It
Speaker 1: remade me thinking, oh, they're really like she's confiding in her.
Speaker 1: They have sort of an inside joke about She says
Speaker 1: something about Carlo's humless breath or something. Well, they do
Speaker 1: it a lot. They do it. They do it a lot.
Speaker 1: When she started dating Rick Schroder's character on the show,
Speaker 1: they you know, the two of them are talking where
Speaker 1: she's like, she says, Carla, you know how I'm crazy,
Speaker 1: and Carlo's like yeah, She's like, well, I'm having a
Speaker 1: hard time keeping that away from Nurse Flowers, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. So they've obviously have developed a friendship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she confides in her How about how about Ted the
Speaker 1: lawyer's reaction to ken dying When he thinks Ken So
Speaker 1: Johnny ce changes puts a death date on Kelso's portrait
Speaker 1: and then, oh my god, Sammy was so funny. He
Speaker 1: was just like elated, he was he was a static. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in the words of Mike Tyson, he was a static static. Um.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about one thing. Ted's band is now doing
Speaker 1: commercial jingles. Yes, do you know a commercial jingle he's
Speaker 1: doing when he gets cut off when they're like you
Speaker 1: deserve a break today? Do you remember what that's from?
Speaker 1: D Right? My wife thought it was Disney, like Disney,
Speaker 1: it's clo it's closed to Disney somewhat. What is it?
Speaker 1: McDonald's at McDonalds. McDonald's man, they've had some of the
Speaker 1: best uh jingles in the history. Do you know what
Speaker 1: one of my favorites says, go ahead, big macfileet of fish, caught,
Speaker 1: a pound of French fry, icy coke, thick shake, Sundays
Speaker 1: and apple pies. Do you remember that one? No, that
Speaker 1: sounds like a round speaking McDonald's. Are you gonna go
Speaker 1: get a Travis Scott burger or whatever it's called? Do
Speaker 1: you remember this? I'm so confused by the gray taste McDonald's.
Speaker 1: Remember I'm so confused by the Travis Scott McDonald's collaboration.
Speaker 1: Can someone who knows more about pop culture explain it
Speaker 1: to me? Joel? You are maybe Lauren can she works
Speaker 1: for eat Lauren? Lauren can't? She works for me? Like
Speaker 1: no love Travis Scott man and McDonald's needs the kids
Speaker 1: to come eat there because their whole lives they've been
Speaker 1: like what was the documentary that they made about um yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: supersier size me. Yeah, So like these kids their whole lives.
Speaker 1: McDonald's has been like persona on Grada, like it's gross,
Speaker 1: don't go there, got your feet somewhere else, And like
Speaker 1: Travis Scott can't miss like Cactus Jack, like his shoes
Speaker 1: Nike were selling out like crazy. I just think it's
Speaker 1: like a really brilliant partnership to try to like get
Speaker 1: some of his fans in and there aren't seen employees
Speaker 1: selling their like Cactus Jack McDonald's like uniforms for like
Speaker 1: six hundred dollars online. Joel, do you like it? Uh?
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes he hits in the rotation. But I'm
Speaker 1: not like a stand. I wouldn't call myself of the
Speaker 1: But that makes me know that you're on the same
Speaker 1: type of hip hop that I'm on. The fact that
Speaker 1: you called yourself a stan means that you're an Eminem fan.
Speaker 1: It means like lyrical, like librical. You know what a
Speaker 1: stand is, well, yeah, yeah, it comes from one that
Speaker 1: comes from dudes. Yeah yeah, but I wouldn't call I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I can appreciate what Eminem is doing in
Speaker 1: his time, but it's not really for me. As I'm
Speaker 1: telling me, you weren't on that I sit pack, I
Speaker 1: sit back with the pack zig zags. And if you
Speaker 1: want on that ship, you want on that ship. Sweaty
Speaker 1: sweat already it is, you're telling me you're telling me
Speaker 1: you wasn't down with I never meant to give you
Speaker 1: much rooms girl. Around that time, I was really that
Speaker 1: should banging too. Circus is really heavy. Nobody did you
Speaker 1: guys here? Speaking of uh that Donald and I are introducing,
Speaker 1: I don't know we're supposed to talk about this. We
Speaker 1: can bleep it, so we Donald and I got asked
Speaker 1: to via zoom because it's fucking the apocalypse. Um be
Speaker 1: a part of the I Heeart Awards. What do they
Speaker 1: call it? Yeah? I heard music awards like that, and
Speaker 1: Donald and I are introducing, and uh, we need the
Speaker 1: fans help thinking of how we should best. I think
Speaker 1: it'd be good if it was like an inside joke
Speaker 1: or maybe Donald, you dance because you danced so well.
Speaker 1: I got an idea. I got an idea. We'll be
Speaker 1: like this will be like, um, this next artist needs
Speaker 1: no introduction, but to give you a hint, Donald and
Speaker 1: I are both going to do one of his signature
Speaker 1: dance moves, right, and then Donald, you do some insane
Speaker 1: fucking move and then I'm like here I go and
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, psych, I'm not trying to do that,
Speaker 1: and because then you're making me dance and then we're
Speaker 1: back at that little whole conversation that we had before
Speaker 1: about how the West Wing didn't make do let Hill Dance.
Speaker 1: I know, but you're such a good dancer, and I
Speaker 1: wish the West Wing and mid Dulee Hill dance. Um.
Speaker 1: Slappy Bag is your nickname that I given you in
Speaker 1: this episode, which is hilarious. I have no idea where
Speaker 1: it comes. Why am I slappy Bags? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I assume we were out and everyone got hammered. You
Speaker 1: weren't invited for some reason, and I made up nicknames
Speaker 1: for everybody, and then I'm slappy Bag, and then you're
Speaker 1: slappy Bag, and you walk off, and I go slappy Bag.
Speaker 1: But the fact that you go, the fact that you
Speaker 1: said to all of the guys Yo and turkis slappy Bags,
Speaker 1: and everybody goes, oh, I totally see it. He's totally
Speaker 1: slappy Bags. Now. The first time in this Janitor ever
Speaker 1: talks to Cox is in this episode speaking of big
Speaker 1: things that happened, that Cox even asks who are you?
Speaker 1: He goes, who the hell are you? And he goes,
Speaker 1: I'm just a man with a saw. But I mean
Speaker 1: didn't even kneel. No storyline Neil's entire storyline in this
Speaker 1: episode is that he has a saw. That this might
Speaker 1: have been like, this might have been like gotten the
Speaker 1: point the writer's room be like, I don't know, just
Speaker 1: fucking give Neil a cordless saw. It'll be funny and
Speaker 1: he'll make up shit, dude. The fact that right, he
Speaker 1: has no storyline. His storyline is that he has a saw. Right,
Speaker 1: And at one point he contemplates cutting his thumb off
Speaker 1: because he has nothing to do with the saw. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he cuts my arm off and it bleeds
Speaker 1: outright Apple teeny, I mean talking about momentous moments. The
Speaker 1: first time I order in appletey easy on the teeny,
Speaker 1: Is this the first time we ever hear that JD?
Speaker 1: This is the very first time that JD orders and
Speaker 1: apple tiny, because you're you're highlighting that I'm a dork
Speaker 1: and I should just embrace it and and and not
Speaker 1: try and be something that I'm not. Everyone in this episode,
Speaker 1: as we said, is sort of like struggling with trying
Speaker 1: to be something that they aren't and uh and and
Speaker 1: um and so my character, you're you're coaching me just
Speaker 1: be who you are. And then I'm like, Okay, Apple
Speaker 1: teeny Easy on the teeny there's a BBD shout out,
Speaker 1: which made me happy. Anything new addition always makes me happy.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite things growing up was new addition.
Speaker 1: I don't think Sarah knew the song Poison at this
Speaker 1: point that girl really boy yeah, because of the way
Speaker 1: she sings. It doesn't sound like she knows it, like
Speaker 1: it's that girl is Poison. No, but she's like she's
Speaker 1: like kind of unsure where Judy is, like the song
Speaker 1: goes puss and they do it kind of yeah, but
Speaker 1: Judy can really sing where Sarah breaks glasses like when
Speaker 1: um No. But I think Judy actually a song. But
Speaker 1: maybe Sarah knew a song. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: know that never trust. I don't know if it never
Speaker 1: trusts a big button, a smile. But it's so it's vocabulary.
Speaker 1: I'm just putting it out there. I have always trusted
Speaker 1: a big button a smile, and it's gotten mean a
Speaker 1: lot of trouble. All right. On that note, we need
Speaker 1: to take a break right. Our caller is here. We'll
Speaker 1: be back, Lauren. Are you excited. We're gonna You're gonna
Speaker 1: experience the caller. Maybe the caller will have a question
Speaker 1: for Lauren. We don't we don't know, we don't know
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen, but thank you everybody for being here,
Speaker 1: and we'll be right back. And we're back, and it
Speaker 1: looks like it is a hospital. You're not gonna be
Speaker 1: able to handle that. Last name, Donald, don't try it.
Speaker 1: What's happening here? Tiffany de Lilah, I don't say, Tiffany.
Speaker 1: Let's see if collar. I'm hoping that hasn't been some
Speaker 1: kind kind of emergency. Oh, there's probably an emergency ceiling, Joel,
Speaker 1: you brought it a coffee, No, Joel, Joel brought onto
Speaker 1: someone who works in the hospital and they ran hi
Speaker 1: an emergency. Was nobody there? Tiffany, Tiffany, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: For those of you who can't see, obviously, we're looking
Speaker 1: at what looks like an empty room. My gosh, a
Speaker 1: woman just walked by, Joel. This is not a shining moment.
Speaker 1: If only she knew what's on the computer screen behind her.
Speaker 1: She's not connecting to her audio. It doesn't even look
Speaker 1: like they're there. Yes, it's her headphones. Let me Lauren, Lauren,
Speaker 1: I want you to know. Tiffany. Tiffany waving to her.
Speaker 1: I don't even think that's her. I think, are you Tiffany?
Speaker 1: She can't even here here? This is the best. Okay,
Speaker 1: you get frozen lady who's not moving, she's in scrubs.
Speaker 1: We didn't wait come back and just like staring at
Speaker 1: the computer, like what's going on? Her vibe is very
Speaker 1: her vibe is very where. I don't know. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: we don't know. We don't. We don't know what's happening.
Speaker 1: She she's sitting there going is that? Is that your well? Monique?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, there we go. HEYI turn on your audio.
Speaker 1: Where's Tiffany? Tiffany? Tiffany? Hi, Tiffany? Hey? Hi? Oh my
Speaker 1: did happen? Yeah? Are you? Hey? Timmy? Where are you?
Speaker 1: Where are you? Where? I'm at work? But where work? Wow?
Speaker 1: Love it? But you're in what state? Louisianna? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: do it out there so everybody can hear that you
Speaker 1: are not working right now, we're supposed to be saying
Speaker 1: happy birthday to Eric Thomasee. Yes, he walked into a
Speaker 1: patient's room. So are you guys dealing with like crazy
Speaker 1: COVID shit right now? Oh no, we're over it. You
Speaker 1: guys are over. Yeah, I hear that. I thought you
Speaker 1: had I thought you had a beard and mustache with
Speaker 1: your mask because it's black, and then you looked like
Speaker 1: you had a beard and mustache. Should wait, Tiffany, you
Speaker 1: know it's Tiffany. Is this a surprise for somebody? It was,
Speaker 1: but it didn't work out that way. Okay, So do
Speaker 1: you have a question for us or do you have
Speaker 1: to run off and work? Are you a nurse or
Speaker 1: a doctor? I can't tell what's happening over there? Um no,
Speaker 1: I mean I had a second. Okay, well about yourself, Tiffany. Well, Tiffany, um,
Speaker 1: you know, do you have a question for us or
Speaker 1: is there any aspect of your life that we have
Speaker 1: Lauren from E News on what we have. We have
Speaker 1: a very fancy reporter here who can also answer. Tiffany,
Speaker 1: you're also on E News right now. I bet you
Speaker 1: didn't know that. Y um No. I mean we uh,
Speaker 1: we were wondering. We're talking about the relationships between you guys,
Speaker 1: and so how did y'all keep that straight? Because even
Speaker 1: watching the episodes, now, y'all are very very close. I like,
Speaker 1: how do y'all when you say, how do we keep
Speaker 1: that straight. Do you mean, like, how do we not
Speaker 1: slip over into being yay gay? Well no, not y'all,
Speaker 1: but just like I mean, no, but between uh you know,
Speaker 1: between Sarah and all the other characters that come on.
Speaker 1: When y'all spend a lot of time together, you get
Speaker 1: close and behind the scene. Oh no, girl, come on. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I learned a long time ago. Never ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well not only that, never ship where you eat and
Speaker 1: that can cause a lot of problems. Is that what
Speaker 1: goes on, Tiffany? Is that what goes on? Tiffany? Is
Speaker 1: there in your hospital? At your hospital right now? Oh
Speaker 1: you know, there's a secret code. But uh, you know,
Speaker 1: because we knew. We we were told when we were
Speaker 1: training to do the TV show that lots of doctors
Speaker 1: and nurses and people in the hospital. They're there late nights.
Speaker 1: Lots of romances occur. Yes, it's it didn't happen much
Speaker 1: on our show. Uh, there were a lot of romances.
Speaker 1: And except for those stunt people that fell in love. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some people that fell in love the sound department and
Speaker 1: the grip department got married. They have kids now, Teddy
Speaker 1: and oh oh that's right, one of ours. That's that's
Speaker 1: that famous video, right, yeahs video are part of the proposal.
Speaker 1: I love that there are there are relationships that have
Speaker 1: gone on to become Yeah, that's that have started from uh,
Speaker 1: that have started from the work environment that we had
Speaker 1: at Scrubs. But as far as me Zach Sarah Judy,
Speaker 1: uh No, it's got like Zach's my brother. I don't
Speaker 1: want to. I don't want to. I don't want to.
Speaker 1: Occasionally I occasionally caught feelings. I caught feelings for you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but we never took it to the next level like
Speaker 1: we need as because we don't shop where we eat, right,
Speaker 1: we don't ship where we eat. We kept the ass
Speaker 1: Tiffany and Tiffany, I think you might be a good
Speaker 1: candidate to have us fix your life because this is
Speaker 1: a very new segment that we do on the podcast.
Speaker 1: And we've got Lauren from a News with us and
Speaker 1: we have but we have we have she is eager
Speaker 1: to fix your life now, Tiffany, anything anything in your
Speaker 1: life that's going on. It could be a relationship issue,
Speaker 1: it could be anything that you need help with. We
Speaker 1: are here and we're gonna give you advice and fix
Speaker 1: it for you right now. It could be something big
Speaker 1: or small. We we Donald and I are trained fake doctors,
Speaker 1: and we have we have we have we have Lauren here,
Speaker 1: who's u who's very smart? Oh wait, hey, is it
Speaker 1: your birthday today? Oh? Yesterday? But thanks? Happy be birthday day,
Speaker 1: the big wappy birthday four? Oh you cotulations, congratulations and
Speaker 1: the words of Stevie wanted a happy birthday too, good,
Speaker 1: happy birthday too? Yeah, happy birthday. What's going on over there? What?
Speaker 1: What type of medical establishment are you guys all working in?
Speaker 1: This is a cardiology clinic? Oh? I see, so when
Speaker 1: you when you had to go see a patient that
Speaker 1: that person really needed some attention, it wasn't like you
Speaker 1: guys are you know? Well, some of these are just
Speaker 1: follow ups. They come back, you know, once a year,
Speaker 1: check on things, preventative stuff. So well, so we've gotten
Speaker 1: to the point of the show where we want to
Speaker 1: fix one of your guys lives. If Tiffany, do you
Speaker 1: have something that needs fixing or maybe one of your friends? Yeah,
Speaker 1: where to start? No, I mean we just school just
Speaker 1: started over here, so that's my main big stressor right now,
Speaker 1: just trying to get the kids. Do you guys all
Speaker 1: have children? Well? Uh, yeah, yeah, and you guys are
Speaker 1: all having to deal with daycare while you're away. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because we had baby said I've fallen through and you know,
Speaker 1: still got to come to work and well, yeah, you
Speaker 1: guys are all essential workers also, so there's there's that
Speaker 1: how old are your how old are your kids, Tiffany?
Speaker 1: Mine are ten and seven? Okay? And are they able
Speaker 1: to attend a school in person these days? So they're
Speaker 1: going to school? So yeah, so that helps, then, doesn't
Speaker 1: it do it? So that helps though, then doesn't it
Speaker 1: that help now? But it wasn't like that for a while.
Speaker 1: So you guys were what were you guys doing too
Speaker 1: to combat um, you know, not having I mean we
Speaker 1: had multiple babysitters. I went through three of them. So wow,
Speaker 1: are you going to daycare? They still daycare is open
Speaker 1: and so it's just whatever you can do. That's really hard.
Speaker 1: And how do you feel, because you're in the medical profession,
Speaker 1: with them being back at school, do you do you
Speaker 1: are does that make you anxious or do you feel that,
Speaker 1: um that they'll be safe there or and the precautions
Speaker 1: that the school is taking enough. I mean, I hope
Speaker 1: I'm hoping, but you know, well, you like now, he said,
Speaker 1: we're all over everything. We're ready for it to be over.
Speaker 1: We just want to get back to normal life. Uh well,
Speaker 1: that's tough for you in the medical profession. You guys
Speaker 1: all know how difficult that's going to be to get
Speaker 1: back to normal. Uh. Any, there'll be a new normal,
Speaker 1: I think. I don't necessarily think they'll be what it
Speaker 1: was before. Like, but yeah, no, I hear you. I
Speaker 1: imagine it's I imagine it's a relief to have the
Speaker 1: kids back in school and not have to worry about,
Speaker 1: you know, who's taking care of them while you're at work.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's I'll worry, but we'll just have to see.
Speaker 1: You're a legit in your closet. Where did you think
Speaker 1: I was when I said that, I was, well, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean listening for a long time. I
Speaker 1: figured you to get a new spot by now. But
Speaker 1: it doesn't work. That's fast. I wish it worked that fast.
Speaker 1: I wish life moved that fast. I wish people were
Speaker 1: like I wish money came to people that quick. I
Speaker 1: wish that life was that way. You know. No, h Well, Tiffany,
Speaker 1: you can't beat the sound quality that comes out of
Speaker 1: Donald's walking closet. It sounds great, rich and warm. That's true.
Speaker 1: That is true. Do you want to introduce your friends
Speaker 1: that you got with you right now? That's what's happening.
Speaker 1: I have to say. Um, I grew up watching Scrubs
Speaker 1: when I was in medical school, and so good relief.
Speaker 1: We sit around all of us and watch it and
Speaker 1: see the ups and downs. Um and so I've all
Speaker 1: this new young twenty some year old employees. So we
Speaker 1: make them, we make them watch Scrubs. Here, understand I
Speaker 1: appreciate that. So they're not the fans, you're really the fan. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I was I here up watching it, but
Speaker 1: I was twelve when it came out. You make me
Speaker 1: feel so young. Thank you so much. Um. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't know that we can fix your life, because that's
Speaker 1: the problem you brought up. Donald. This might be the
Speaker 1: first time we're not able to fix someone's life. Because
Speaker 1: I think we fix her life. I'm going to be
Speaker 1: how do we fix why? We just talked to her
Speaker 1: about her conundrum with her children going to ye and
Speaker 1: I think that right there was enough for her to
Speaker 1: be like, I feel better about it all. And yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know you're welcome, Tiffany' you're welcome, You're welcome. Thundersupplause,
Speaker 1: dan Um, All right, well we gotta get going. Thank
Speaker 1: you guys for coming on the show. I'm glad we
Speaker 1: were able to fix all of your lives and uh
Speaker 1: and happy. Okay. I don't know about that one, Joel.
Speaker 1: I think that was a bit of a disaster. I
Speaker 1: thought that woman, that woman, with all with all due respect,
Speaker 1: she seemed legitimately bothered and annoyed to be having to
Speaker 1: talk to us. I'm let to go with her favorite
Speaker 1: shy and like maybe a little overwhelmed to be in
Speaker 1: your celebrity. She kept doing she kept doing this, Joel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, Joel, I will try harder. Let's
Speaker 1: work on getting a time when your schedules are actually okay,
Speaker 1: well no, but and they were. She had nothing prepared.
Speaker 1: She didn't really have a question other than did we
Speaker 1: all sleep with each other? And then that's what she
Speaker 1: was going for. She was wondering who got down with who? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then uh, you know, she didn't really have anything
Speaker 1: that we could fix, because we can't fix Corona. Sadly,
Speaker 1: if only we could, if only, oh dude, will be
Speaker 1: better next week. We've got good stuff lined up for you. Hey,
Speaker 1: So JD walking down the hall saying hi to everyone,
Speaker 1: after becoming popular for after throwing j D, after throwing
Speaker 1: turk under the bus. You know what that reminds me of?
Speaker 1: Can't buy Me Love? God, I don't remember any of
Speaker 1: you guys seen camp Buy Me Love? Yeah, yes, Cindy Mancini, Lauren,
Speaker 1: have you seen it? Anyway? It's about a kid who
Speaker 1: becomes popular after he pays the most popular girl in
Speaker 1: school to go out with him, right right and the
Speaker 1: day so they she agrees to do it, and they
Speaker 1: date for a one month and at the end of
Speaker 1: the month, he's so popular and they agree at the
Speaker 1: end of the month that they break up. Right, but
Speaker 1: he's so popular at this point that she's kind of
Speaker 1: caught feelings for him. The school really likes him. So
Speaker 1: they break up and she says to him, you know,
Speaker 1: just whatever you do, be yourself tomorrow, because you're now this,
Speaker 1: you know, infamous single guy. You're now this famous single
Speaker 1: guy in high school. And he walks into the school
Speaker 1: acting exactly like JD. That's right, I'm here. What's something sack? Oh,
Speaker 1: let me give you some high five, Oh my dude,
Speaker 1: and giving everybody hugs and he has his own handshake
Speaker 1: with everyone and everything like that now And it was
Speaker 1: that moment that JDB when watching this, I was like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, JD for popularity becomes the biggest asshole on
Speaker 1: the planet just to be popular. He's willing to take it.
Speaker 1: It went to his head. It went to his head
Speaker 1: like it like that, all he needed was somebody to say,
Speaker 1: oh shit, you're not the weakest link in this group.
Speaker 1: Turk is the weakest link because he liked dance, you know.
Speaker 1: And then and then it ends. It's funny you mentioned
Speaker 1: in the eighties movie because it reminded me at the
Speaker 1: end of sixteen Candles when Anthony Michael Hall is like
Speaker 1: King of the Nerds, right him? And is it John
Speaker 1: Q Sack But no, in his band and his group,
Speaker 1: it's him. Yeah, he's like nerd posse. Yeah, he's like
Speaker 1: one other dude. Yeah yeah. And then like that when
Speaker 1: the episode ends with like Johnny Castle asking me for
Speaker 1: my nasal spray and uh we did this shot actually
Speaker 1: was funny and were I was sitting on the dolly,
Speaker 1: I remember they were like, how are we going to
Speaker 1: get him to just levitate and and you know the
Speaker 1: camera dolly we we we put the camera on has
Speaker 1: a silent hydraulic lift to it so you can raise
Speaker 1: the camera silently. And I just sat I remember they
Speaker 1: put like a little cushion on it, and I just
Speaker 1: sat on the on the end of the dolly as
Speaker 1: I rise up and I'm like, I am King of
Speaker 1: the Dorks or whatever it was. And uh, it reminded
Speaker 1: me of that moment of in sixteen Candles where Anthony
Speaker 1: Michael hals or like King of the Nerds. Yeah, Anthony
Speaker 1: Michael was the King and the Nerds in sixteen Campbells
Speaker 1: for some horrible reasons. But we won't get into that. Um.
Speaker 1: Let's also talk about JK and who's the guy helping
Speaker 1: JK when they're moving Kelso's office. Who was the other
Speaker 1: guy because he was with us? I forgot his name,
Speaker 1: but he was another regular. Yeah. And also, did you
Speaker 1: notice when there's a shot in the when Aloma is
Speaker 1: when everyone sort of looking at Kelso's portrait that says
Speaker 1: he's dead. Now, there was a shot of a bunch
Speaker 1: of our regulars. You had Mickhead and you had Deonte, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and there was somebody else I wrote down, Um, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Aloma obviously, but there was like a whole bunch of
Speaker 1: our regulars there. Yeah, Mickhead getting more and more screen
Speaker 1: time as the show evolves. Mickhead turns out to be
Speaker 1: one of Bill's assassins for this episode. He always came
Speaker 1: through with the right way of saying his jokes and
Speaker 1: his lines were all He never overdid it not for
Speaker 1: this episode. You said for this episode, you mean for
Speaker 1: the series. I'm sorry for the series he becomes. Just
Speaker 1: for all of the fans out there who who've watched
Speaker 1: the show, just watch how much more screen time Mickhead
Speaker 1: gets as he's introduced as Mickhead. He just you know,
Speaker 1: Frank was one of those guys that never overcooked it
Speaker 1: and he never undercooked it. He always stayed on point.
Speaker 1: And so now at the time, you'll start seeing him
Speaker 1: more and more in the show from from this moment on.
Speaker 1: All right, that's the show, Gang. I think we did it.
Speaker 1: I think, um, I think Lauren had I mean, Lauren,
Speaker 1: is it safe to say that you had an enjoyable experience? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is amazing. Like I was just watching the podcast
Speaker 1: and I kept forgetting that. I was like, I was interactive.
Speaker 1: It's an interactive podcast, Lauren. Now, we're glad you're here,
Speaker 1: and um and thank you to our amazing producer Joel
Speaker 1: and of course Daniel. Even though you know Joelle's allowed
Speaker 1: to misfire with a guest every now and then. Guys,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry Joel's fault that the guests were unprepared. I'm
Speaker 1: sure they've been emailing her non stop on some stop.
Speaker 1: I meant that I felt like that woman would have
Speaker 1: had no different attitude if she was taking one of
Speaker 1: those DMV courses where you've gotten too many points and
Speaker 1: you have to like go through the fucking checklist. I
Speaker 1: feel like I feel like what I feel like. I
Speaker 1: feel like when the doctor said, when the guy said,
Speaker 1: I grew up on Scrubs and I make everybody watch it,
Speaker 1: she was one of those people that he makes watching. Yes,
Speaker 1: I honestly believe that's the honest, goodness truth, but but
Speaker 1: I feel like she was. I don't mean that everyone
Speaker 1: has to be like effusive and excited to be on
Speaker 1: the show, but it's hard to get on the show.
Speaker 1: Joelle fields hundreds of emails. I think when we finally
Speaker 1: pick someone, they should at least seem seventy percent interested
Speaker 1: in being on the show. I will, I will say this,
Speaker 1: no mug for her. You know what? You know what?
Speaker 1: In fact, Joel, pick up a mug and smash it
Speaker 1: on the ground. This could have been yours, Tiffany, But
Speaker 1: you not only not only are we not sending her
Speaker 1: a mug, Joel, I want what would have been her
Speaker 1: mug smashed on the ground. And then, Joel, I want
Speaker 1: you to take I want you to take one of
Speaker 1: those fake doctor's real friends masks and uh and and
Speaker 1: burn it and just burning your fireplace. Oh gosh, good lord, way,
Speaker 1: way do you guys? Where do you guys? Hear the
Speaker 1: fucking merch we have coming? We have beach towels coming,
Speaker 1: we have washed clogs coming. We're talking about we're talking
Speaker 1: about wrapping paper. How great would it be this Christmas,
Speaker 1: this Hanukkah wrap yourself and this this quanza to wrap
Speaker 1: your present for your family members, this rasha shana to wrap.
Speaker 1: We don't give presents on Russia shan On, you don't,
Speaker 1: but no, you can stick. What about Ramadan? Did they
Speaker 1: get presents on Ramadan? I don't know. No, I don't
Speaker 1: know either, But Misha, we really need to get up
Speaker 1: on our on our religious holidays. Amen, Amen, Amen, Um listen.
Speaker 1: I played Toby Sebastian on here one show, number one Lover,
Speaker 1: and everybody loved it. Got such great feedback, and so
Speaker 1: I thought we'd play another jam, another hot jam by
Speaker 1: Toby Sebastian called Train to Mexico. Really good song. Um
Speaker 1: and uh. It's on my workout playlist and on my
Speaker 1: party playlists, and I think you guys will really like it.
Speaker 1: So thank you everybody. Lauren, thank you for being here. Daniel, Joel,
Speaker 1: you rule as always. Donalds. I miss you so much.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to watch you swim in person and
Speaker 1: not on my security camera. Zach. You know when you
Speaker 1: come home. Of course you have to bubble for a
Speaker 1: little bit because yeah, two weeks travel and all of
Speaker 1: that stuff. But I can't wait till we are back
Speaker 1: in a bubble together again. I am going to, uh,
Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna just just mount you. I'm gonna mount
Speaker 1: you once once. Once it's once, it's once, it's time,
Speaker 1: and I will accept and see said mount said mountain.
Speaker 1: All right, Thank you guys, We love you all. And
Speaker 1: here is the very talented uh Toby Sebastti trained to
Speaker 1: Mexico and down three hundred miles live. The old coach
Speaker 1: said she had flowing up with shy to leg trying
Speaker 1: to mix it. I went round mexicoach trying to call round.
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Speaker 1: and you see that by singing bye? Why have you
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna skip town, getting sitting tired. You're missing the unless.
Speaker 1: She said, you're moving to the left and I want
Speaker 1: to be right. She hit it. Why I'm not a
Speaker 1: dressing side Ilexicol Trunk called the brother bood. I don't
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Speaker 1: tell that you live on acause I'm begin miss hill
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Speaker 1: And Bigin bye? And you see it? I pray by
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Speaker 1: the boss that you're knowing inside, I didn't do that that.
Speaker 1: I'm leaving my mind. I say, she saw that you're
Speaker 1: posted alive but a chip to the Kennon Listide. I
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Speaker 1: can't you see that I give me? And sitting by
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Speaker 1: I by? You need see by? And why seeing it? By? Then?
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