Speaker 1: Maybe he's no room with you, but he's my loving
Speaker 1: one man show. Whooooo, let's hear it for the boy.
Speaker 1: Check out what's in my back? I love that the
Speaker 1: ones hee is hanging behind you, my friend. There it is.
Speaker 1: That is how we do. How are you doing, everybody?
Speaker 1: I missed you. I missed you all. I missed you
Speaker 1: in the in the zoom chat. I missed you listening.
Speaker 1: I missed our community feel that. Yes, definitely missed and
Speaker 1: missed our conversations pop culture talk. But we're back here now.
Speaker 1: I heard that you guys had your Star Wars pilot
Speaker 1: was very well received. I heard on the interwebs. Oh
Speaker 1: my goodness, the messages Instagram dms were such a delight
Speaker 1: the past couple of days, like so wonderful. And then
Speaker 1: of course our friends who run the Fake Doctor's real
Speaker 1: Friends Instagram. I found this amazing artwork and I talked
Speaker 1: to the artist this morning. He's really cool. We may
Speaker 1: work some things out. Drawing someone did of you and
Speaker 1: Donald Yeah yeah, they made and Donald Han and it
Speaker 1: was so awesome, so cool. What Yes, it's myself Donald
Speaker 1: cal Rissian, but you know, hey, yeah we can we
Speaker 1: can talk, we can make a job. I'm sure the
Speaker 1: artist could make you Donald cal Rissian if you want, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you could always draw me looking like Han Solo, but
Speaker 1: just put the name cal Rissian on the back. Put
Speaker 1: some respect on that name, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Grow some respect on it. I'm excited for the prospect
Speaker 1: of you guys doing this. I think that there's a
Speaker 1: big demand out there. There are so many people like
Speaker 1: you two who could just sit and talk about Star
Speaker 1: Wars all day long. We did want to reassure the
Speaker 1: fake doctors, feel friends listeners like this is not going
Speaker 1: to be the space where we do the Star Wars podcasts.
Speaker 1: I was worried that some people might be like, oh,
Speaker 1: here it goes now, it's all Star Wars. If you're not,
Speaker 1: it's most definitely it's most definitely not. I can assure
Speaker 1: you this is gonna stay with This is and these
Speaker 1: two might have a little side hustle and Daniel, maybe
Speaker 1: you I should start a little side hustle podcast into that.
Speaker 1: We have to find out you start a podcast called
Speaker 1: you Honor Me Now. I actually was falling asleep last
Speaker 1: night and I was thinking about being happy for YouTube.
Speaker 1: Of course, a little jealous because that's my human nature.
Speaker 1: But then I was like, well, what can dot Daniel
Speaker 1: and I do? Like where's our ven diagram of overlapping interests?
Speaker 1: And I thought it might be like, I mean, we're
Speaker 1: not gonna do this, but I thought I was thinking,
Speaker 1: like we could talk about gadgets. We both love electronics
Speaker 1: and gadgets. I love that idea. Yeah, Like like you
Speaker 1: know that guy, what's the name of that black guy
Speaker 1: who's like the YouTube and he reviews cool gadgetry Marcus, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Marky's Brownley MKHD. I think it is. Yeah, that guy's awesome.
Speaker 1: I love that guy. Yeah, And I thought you and
Speaker 1: I could just like chat about camera toys and electronics.
Speaker 1: That's our side hustle everybody. You can help me fix
Speaker 1: my camera? That would be great. Yeah. How are you?
Speaker 1: Donald Phaison? My favorite human being? I don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm at the listen. Man, you told me to do
Speaker 1: something and I did it today because you know what
Speaker 1: it's time. Did you get on the peloton? Did you
Speaker 1: get on the peloton? I peloton today, man, I'm peloton
Speaker 1: like you wouldn't believe. Man. And I did it for
Speaker 1: twenty minutes and I did Cody Yeah, and I did
Speaker 1: his Black Girl group ride. Oh that sounds right up
Speaker 1: your alley. Let me just put it this way. You
Speaker 1: know what song was on there? What your favorite? Where
Speaker 1: my girl's at? From there? You're feeling many one and
Speaker 1: repeat that trying to take my man, I don't need that,
Speaker 1: trying to play yourself where my girl? Where my girls?
Speaker 1: That one and feeling that where my girls? Right? He
Speaker 1: played that one and he finished with this is when
Speaker 1: I was like, Cody, you read you just made my day.
Speaker 1: But not only did he read my day, but he
Speaker 1: also turned me out, man, because I was so tired,
Speaker 1: Like I'm in the shower rinsing off to do the
Speaker 1: podcast and like standing you remember I have to end
Speaker 1: of Rocky four after he just went through the battle
Speaker 1: with with Ivan Drago and he's standing in the shower
Speaker 1: and he realizes I got brain damage, called the doctor.
Speaker 1: That's how I felt after the ride with with Cody today. Well,
Speaker 1: you know it's twenty minutes. It's gonna it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a lot more difficult than a See, I broke my toe.
Speaker 1: I'm six weeks out of my my toe break, and
Speaker 1: and so I'm I have to tiptoe for lack of
Speaker 1: a better term, back. So I'm doing back to the basics.
Speaker 1: But I encourage everyone listen. If you're listening, I encourage
Speaker 1: you to join us on on healthy January. You don't
Speaker 1: have to have a pelleton bike. You don't have to
Speaker 1: you can literally walk around your block. But I encourage
Speaker 1: you to, you know, join some movement, get some movement,
Speaker 1: because well, I'm sure you know that. I'm sure you
Speaker 1: all did what we did in December and just let
Speaker 1: it all go. But it's January now, new year. We
Speaker 1: all with with all that's going on with COVID. You know,
Speaker 1: I think of working out most importantly for my mental health.
Speaker 1: If you're not someone who's done a lot of cardio
Speaker 1: in your life, I'm telling you that if you do
Speaker 1: thirty minutes of it and get your heart rate up,
Speaker 1: you feel so good. And don't be intimidated by going, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't have a fucking peloton by zach or I
Speaker 1: don't have I can't run, I have. You can. Anyone
Speaker 1: can put on music, put on a podcast and walk,
Speaker 1: and I encourage you to join us, right guys, absolutely So.
Speaker 1: The last song that uh He played was I Need
Speaker 1: Love love don't come easy. It'sing. It's a thing. You
Speaker 1: can't hurry love. No, you just do wait. She said,
Speaker 1: love don't come easy. It's a game of giving take.
Speaker 1: You can't hurry love. No, you just have to wag dude.
Speaker 1: That was the That was the outro. Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 1: What is the reason? You just made me realize? What
Speaker 1: is the reason in the in the lyricts mind that
Speaker 1: you can't hurry love? Why do you have to wait?
Speaker 1: Because it doesn't come easy. It's a game of give
Speaker 1: and take. So if you're not ready to play the
Speaker 1: game of love, you know you gotta wait. Dude. But
Speaker 1: what happens when you're in love and you're excited and
Speaker 1: you don't you just want to sprints towards it with
Speaker 1: your arms open. You don't want to wait. Okay, there's
Speaker 1: two things you don't play. You don't play like this song,
Speaker 1: there's two things I understand. But there's two things in
Speaker 1: life you don't play. You don't play love and you
Speaker 1: don't play boxing. Okay, those are two things you do
Speaker 1: not play. Period. You don't waste somebody's time, and you
Speaker 1: don't get your ass kicked for being a dumbass by
Speaker 1: playing boxing. Don't play boxing, y'all. Some people learn the
Speaker 1: hard way. You don't play just because you're in a
Speaker 1: boxing class learning how to do all of that tibo
Speaker 1: shit and all that stuff. Don't mean you're gonna kick
Speaker 1: somebody's ass. Man. Don't play boxing. That is real life.
Speaker 1: A fight is a fight, is a fighting anyway. So
Speaker 1: and you don't and you don't play that game. Don't
Speaker 1: play with love. It's funny. I've heard that song He's
Speaker 1: willion times, but I'm just analyzing the lyrics. You can't
Speaker 1: hurry love. You just have to wait. Love don't come easy.
Speaker 1: It's a game of give and take. Yeah, well, so
Speaker 1: look if somebody, if you love somebody right, go ahead,
Speaker 1: and you want to take it to the next level.
Speaker 1: You can't just say, let's take it to the next level.
Speaker 1: It has to gradually get there on its own. Meaning
Speaker 1: you can't just feel like, if love is happening with
Speaker 1: both people, then let it happen, and you gotta let it.
Speaker 1: Then you have to let it happen. But why am
Speaker 1: I taking? I mean, just why when you're in especially
Speaker 1: in the new love, I just want to give. I
Speaker 1: don't want to. I don't want to I don't want
Speaker 1: modulate my love. I want to take a lot of
Speaker 1: love too when I'm when I'm first in love, not
Speaker 1: only do I want to give love, but I want
Speaker 1: to take love too. Is good? Love is good when
Speaker 1: you receive it. Yeah, it's good to give, but it's
Speaker 1: good to Oh my god, Jaell, how is the dating
Speaker 1: thing going? We really now that it's a new year, Joel,
Speaker 1: I feel like new year knew you. And if listeners
Speaker 1: will recall that you said you were open to finding
Speaker 1: love and I just want to know where that was at.
Speaker 1: I if there's anything Donald and I can do to
Speaker 1: set in motion you finding true love. Uh, I'm moving.
Speaker 1: I feel like Zach, you're such like a true like.
Speaker 1: I don't like this phrase hopeless romantic because I feel
Speaker 1: like that's not accurate. But you just want, like everyone
Speaker 1: to be in love. You love love, and I love love.
Speaker 1: I love that abouch you man, It's it's beautiful. I
Speaker 1: have to get out of this living room and into
Speaker 1: the house. Well, when's that happening? You and you're you
Speaker 1: and your brother found a new spot right it's a
Speaker 1: child house, yes, and it's three stories and I have
Speaker 1: a balcony and it's so pretty, and you're gonna get
Speaker 1: a puppy apparently, Oh, we are getting a freaking puppy
Speaker 1: out here. I have to bribe or like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'll pray to different gods, like whatever we need to do.
Speaker 1: I tell you, you know, I always I follow the
Speaker 1: LaBelle Foundation, which is a rescue organization where we rescued
Speaker 1: Billy from and I'm always dming Joel pictures of cute
Speaker 1: puppies cry and Jobelle's like Joel amongst my other friends too,
Speaker 1: I do that. So they're like, yeah, Zach, we follow
Speaker 1: LaBelle Foundation. We get it. But I'm but I'm still like,
Speaker 1: I don't care. Look at this one. Zoom in, zoom
Speaker 1: in on the eyes. They're all beautiful and I can't
Speaker 1: wait to give one a home. We move in two weeks.
Speaker 1: Over the three day weekends. Oh, I think I see
Speaker 1: some boxes actually in the background of yourself of everything
Speaker 1: in different states. Yes, having a room is going to
Speaker 1: be just the best. So once I have like my
Speaker 1: own bedroom and the weekend dating situation, oh Joe, well,
Speaker 1: you're you're you you you don't you? You and your
Speaker 1: brother are sharing a one bedroom right now? We have
Speaker 1: a two bedroom apartment. I uh, fell on some really
Speaker 1: hard times and you did a place to live like
Speaker 1: a year and a half ago, and so my brother
Speaker 1: and his best friend Andrew, like they were like, we
Speaker 1: opened the house to you, and so I've been sleeping
Speaker 1: on their couch for like a year and a half. Now,
Speaker 1: you guys, but you've had such a delicious turnaround times
Speaker 1: and had to sleep on a couch. Now you have
Speaker 1: all these exciting things happening with your career, and I'm
Speaker 1: just so excited for you. I think, first of all,
Speaker 1: you have First of all, you have in my in
Speaker 1: my opinion, you have one of the best Star Wars
Speaker 1: podcasts in the history of Star Wars, like straight up,
Speaker 1: like straight up, dude, like straight up, that ship was
Speaker 1: so jo It was so much fun. It was so
Speaker 1: much fun, and it was so much fun to re
Speaker 1: listen to it. Also, I'm gonna be honest with you,
Speaker 1: and then it was also so much fun that he
Speaker 1: had a response from all the fans out there talking
Speaker 1: about talking about you and I and our chemistry together.
Speaker 1: That felt so good because I know your passion for
Speaker 1: the movie and you know my passion for the movies
Speaker 1: and everything nervous. We didn't talk about it, but I
Speaker 1: was really nervous about putting it out. I was like,
Speaker 1: hem meanhawing, And we had talked about putting it out
Speaker 1: on Christmas and then I was like, oh, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was just so and then we
Speaker 1: finally released it, and Yeah, to get like such a
Speaker 1: positive response from everybody, I just want to say, I
Speaker 1: didn't know that you fell on hard times a year
Speaker 1: and a half ago, and I am so thrilled for
Speaker 1: you that in this awful time for the earth, you
Speaker 1: are are are are catching your stride, and you're You've
Speaker 1: got a lot of cool projects going on, and you
Speaker 1: just you're You're so talented and people love you. They
Speaker 1: our fans are crazy about you. And so when you
Speaker 1: when you did that one little host thing, there were
Speaker 1: so many comments about like, oh my god, Joell needs
Speaker 1: a rold show, Oh my god, Joell needs so I
Speaker 1: just think the sky's the limit for you this year, Joel.
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna accomplish so many things. And I
Speaker 1: know you're also a writer and you aspire to uh
Speaker 1: to do lots of different forms of writing, and I
Speaker 1: hope that all that happens for you this year. Oh
Speaker 1: it's gonna you know, That's what the energy is all behind.
Speaker 1: And I feel like I feel like I do want
Speaker 1: to like date casually, but I feel like I don't
Speaker 1: want to always in pandemic. It feels weird. Just be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't foresee it's going anywhere. I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: like meet and talk to people, and it's it's fun
Speaker 1: when you're single to have a crush. You can just
Speaker 1: have a fun person to d m. Maybe I'll look
Speaker 1: for I'll look for someone like that from a married man.
Speaker 1: I love my wife and I know she loves me
Speaker 1: and we have a wonderful thing going. But casual dating
Speaker 1: sounds like so much fun. We're gonna live like Karsy
Speaker 1: through Joel. No, it's taken. No, it's taken. So if
Speaker 1: that's what you're gonna do, you need to you need
Speaker 1: to definitely take notes. Will you mind our advertisers Joel
Speaker 1: or will or somebody that we want the dating app
Speaker 1: to sponsor us, because I have lots of ideas for
Speaker 1: dating app segments called Joelle finds True Love. That's the
Speaker 1: that's the rough title. I really do want to the
Speaker 1: title should be The title should be sorry, Joe want
Speaker 1: to cut you off, But the title should be Joel
Speaker 1: found a house. Now she's ready to mingle. No, we
Speaker 1: just finished jingle jingle. Now it's time for Joel to mingle. Right,
Speaker 1: But we can get Charlie Poos to write a little
Speaker 1: theme song for them for the segment. Please get Charlie
Speaker 1: poo theme song about me trying to find one. We
Speaker 1: will listen. Charlie, Charlie and I. Charlie and I, uh,
Speaker 1: we text and he's very happy. The theme song is
Speaker 1: so well received. So I think if I go to
Speaker 1: him and say, look, I know that you're you're on fuego,
Speaker 1: but I need a little jingle for Joelle's jingle jingle,
Speaker 1: I would die. That would be amazing. It would be something,
Speaker 1: It would be something. It would be something special to
Speaker 1: hear do something like you know you made it through
Speaker 1: and finish your hust. So called Joe ell up. She
Speaker 1: just wants to tuss. So yeah, oh good, Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 1: I like that. That's funny. We could Donald and I
Speaker 1: could riff all day on Joel dating segment theme song. No,
Speaker 1: it's a casual dating segment. They can't catch feelings. It's
Speaker 1: a casual dating sells. If one person, anybody who goes
Speaker 1: on a date with Joel is gonna catch feelings, well
Speaker 1: then they're gonna have to worry. They're gonna have to
Speaker 1: worry about that, because my girl's not ready to do
Speaker 1: that yet. You know what I'm saying, both of you
Speaker 1: being very auntie right now. I also feel like Joelli.
Speaker 1: One thing about being fluid, that's the correct way to
Speaker 1: phrase it, is that you got it. You get to
Speaker 1: throw a wire net. That is the bonus of bisexuality. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: by the way, I feel like that could be one
Speaker 1: of Charlie's lyrics. This bone is sub bisexuality. I catch,
Speaker 1: I throw a widen it word. I don't care if
Speaker 1: it's a penis salt. Vagina. Well, I don't know what
Speaker 1: rhymes with vagina, what rymes of vaginas Donald. All I
Speaker 1: know is when we do it, I'm getting behind us.
Speaker 1: Vagina is a hard word to rhyme. I'm a vagina listener.
Speaker 1: It's hard. I'm just trying to get off kind of.
Speaker 1: I got it, and that's why I'm gonna get Marinder Mariner.
Speaker 1: When I put my face and I'm going to Grinder, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Grinder's good. Or if you're trying to get late, if
Speaker 1: you're trying to get laid, then I am trying to
Speaker 1: find you up. Brinder. I don't fuck with any of
Speaker 1: that ship like Brander, but I like Teenas and also Vagina,
Speaker 1: but Janna and Penis, I mean this penis myneesier rhyme.
Speaker 1: We might have to end the night. Alright, alright, alright
Speaker 1: seven about sure we made about a bunch of docs
Speaker 1: and nurses stories never so get around here, yea, around here, Donald,
Speaker 1: you did, you did the perfect thing, you know, And
Speaker 1: there's always when there's an improv group, there's always the
Speaker 1: guy in the improv comedy theater that's job is to
Speaker 1: know when to do the blackout on the improv segment.
Speaker 1: And like you guys, you guys, just stop now. You
Speaker 1: went out on a laugh blackout and Donald, you five
Speaker 1: seven dated the right blackout moment. There was no more
Speaker 1: penis and vagina segment. All right, So his story, guys,
Speaker 1: it's Donald's turn to narrate scrubs. It was Can I
Speaker 1: just say one thing really quick? Yeah, we talked about
Speaker 1: this weekend and you know we haven't seen each other.
Speaker 1: I want to highlight something that's really been awesome to me.
Speaker 1: I know, last week I talked about or last episode
Speaker 1: I talked about grab A Tracks. This week now I've
Speaker 1: been I've been going to this place for a long time.
Speaker 1: But it's so delicious. And I know of it because
Speaker 1: Trevor Ferris and his wife, Kelly Ferris, his wife and
Speaker 1: my wife are very friendly. And he once did a
Speaker 1: like a pizza night at a friend of ours house
Speaker 1: where he came and he made pizza for all of
Speaker 1: us and it was delius. And he has this place
Speaker 1: and I'm sure if you live in California you've heard
Speaker 1: of it. It's called Hanks Bagels. It is so good.
Speaker 1: If you are a bagel leader and you love to
Speaker 1: eat bagels, Hanks Bagels is a spot. It's usually sold
Speaker 1: out the spot and Burthens it's just in Burbank. There's appening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a spot opening up in Studio City that uh
Speaker 1: January nineteenth, or you can go to Hanks Bagels dot com.
Speaker 1: When I tell you these bagels are delicious, I want
Speaker 1: him to do a pizza bagel. That's how good the
Speaker 1: pizza was. If you could imagine how good, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know how important crust is to pizza. And
Speaker 1: he made pizza for us and it was like it
Speaker 1: was like the type of where you would just like
Speaker 1: devouring it. Think about how it's like you're implying that
Speaker 1: it was better than Florence's pizzas that she made for you,
Speaker 1: which no disrespect to your girlfriend. No, I just I'm
Speaker 1: starting to infer that you're saying no disrespect to your girlfriend. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love Florence and I love I love her pizza.
Speaker 1: This dude's a professional chef. He's you know, he's been
Speaker 1: doing this for a really long time. And when I
Speaker 1: tell you, if you haven't tried Hank Spagels yet, Zach,
Speaker 1: all right, I promise you I will, but I will
Speaker 1: get I will go and I will because George, Well
Speaker 1: that's part of it. Part of it's like, you haven't
Speaker 1: tried Hank Spagels yet. Really I haven't, but I will.
Speaker 1: That's like my grandmother when I was a kid, and
Speaker 1: I would be at the house and she'd be like,
Speaker 1: you want bread with the with the food? And I'd
Speaker 1: be like, no, I'm good, Grandma. She'd be like, you
Speaker 1: don't want no bread with it? Like it would just couldn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't understand it. That's how I am with you
Speaker 1: with bagels, man, I just don't understand it, how you're
Speaker 1: not eating well. I don't eat much gluten. I try
Speaker 1: not to eat gluten, and I don't have Celiac or anything.
Speaker 1: I just feel better all around when I don't have
Speaker 1: gluten in my body. I noticed that I thought I
Speaker 1: had celiac because I've really that acid reflux. And I
Speaker 1: once read a thing on celiac and I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I've had that. Oh I have that. Oh I have that.
Speaker 1: I was convinced I had. I got tested. I don't
Speaker 1: have it, but I did not. That is that when
Speaker 1: I don't eat gluten, I feel better. Of Course I
Speaker 1: cheat like hell, because I'll just like say, I'll suffer
Speaker 1: the acid reflects because that pizza looks so good or
Speaker 1: that bagel looks so good. But I will get you.
Speaker 1: I will buy it for you as a matteract, you
Speaker 1: won't have to buy it. I will go and buy
Speaker 1: you a Baker's dozen't they are delicious. By the way,
Speaker 1: I got your Your Christmas present is belated, but I
Speaker 1: have to tell you it's pretty dope. And the one
Speaker 1: one only hint I'm gonna give you is that the
Speaker 1: reason it's late is because I bought it on stock X. Oh.
Speaker 1: I mean you know what stock exits donald Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know it's stock exits, all right, So just only hints
Speaker 1: you're gonna get is stock X. It has to first
Speaker 1: go to get verified before it comes to you, so
Speaker 1: it's currently being verified for its authenticity. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: I can't. I love getting presents. I love it. I
Speaker 1: can I can't love. You know what's crazy, see though,
Speaker 1: is that you got you got it off of stock
Speaker 1: X and stuff. So now these sneakers that you bought
Speaker 1: me are gonna immediately go right to the closet and
Speaker 1: just sit there for the rest of their line. I
Speaker 1: was just gonna rock him. First of all, you don't
Speaker 1: know they're sneaker. Stock X verifies other things, but that
Speaker 1: was the stock X verified. I don't everything everything they got,
Speaker 1: big yo. They got the Millennium falcon on there. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're collectible. By the way I bought I
Speaker 1: bought these. I bought these off white, Nike off whites,
Speaker 1: and I didn't get them off stock X, and they
Speaker 1: I like Nike off whites, they're like deconstructed, They're super dope,
Speaker 1: and my girlfriend was cracking up. She's like, there's first
Speaker 1: of all, those are fugly. Second of all, there's no
Speaker 1: way there we all look at them. That thing's coming
Speaker 1: off and that, and I was like, this was pre
Speaker 1: pandemic and I was like a bat. In New York.
Speaker 1: We live near flight Club, the sneaker shop, and I
Speaker 1: was like, She's like, I want to go with you
Speaker 1: when you bring them in to see if they're real,
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna laugh so hard if you paid all
Speaker 1: that money for those and they're fake. And I didn't
Speaker 1: ever go in because I was worried. I was scared
Speaker 1: I had been duped. But you know, it's funny because
Speaker 1: off White's the whole thing. This style of Off White was.
Speaker 1: Nike's were like meant to be deconstructed looking. We were
Speaker 1: meant to look a little And so she was laughing
Speaker 1: at him, like, Hey, I can't believe you bought those
Speaker 1: for that much money. Be please, let's go to flight
Speaker 1: Club because I think they have to be fake. Which
Speaker 1: ones were they? Can? I ask? Yeah? There, I don't
Speaker 1: know the name of them, but they were like they're
Speaker 1: they were like I forgot the exact one, but they
Speaker 1: were the mega deconstructed one Prestos maybe, yes, Nike Prestos.
Speaker 1: Those are the ones that also looked the most and
Speaker 1: they had an orange the swish was orange, and the
Speaker 1: sneaker the late red tag. Yes, they're dope. They're very dope. Anyway.
Speaker 1: The point is, Donald, I didn't want to put you
Speaker 1: through that, so I went through stock X. I appreciate
Speaker 1: your I appreciate your due diligence, but I mean, it's
Speaker 1: really hard to tell fakes. They've gotten so good at
Speaker 1: these fakes, so it doesn't matter if it's fake or real.
Speaker 1: That's a very good question. That's a very good question.
Speaker 1: But I think that's a that's a very good question.
Speaker 1: I think it's just that if you're going to spend
Speaker 1: a lot of money on a limited edition thing, you
Speaker 1: want it to be the real thing. But what if
Speaker 1: you didn't spend a lot of money and it looks
Speaker 1: like that's fine? Yeah, I totally. I mean, I mean
Speaker 1: that's like whether you want to support I mean, who cares, Yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead for it. Yeah, I mean, let's keep it.
Speaker 1: Let's just keep it one hundred with everybody, you know,
Speaker 1: sneakers don't cost a lot of money to make, but
Speaker 1: they're sold at such a high price. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean, They cost less than dollars to make. No
Speaker 1: one is listen if you buy fake sneakers, No one
Speaker 1: is sucking examining your sneakers. I just hope for you
Speaker 1: and for fake shoes, fake sneakers. I don't give a
Speaker 1: fuck if you buy fake shoes, fake sneakers. If it
Speaker 1: keeps your feet warm or it keeps your feet protected,
Speaker 1: good for you. Man. I'm glad you got shoes, don't.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck if you, like found found
Speaker 1: fakes on purpose and they're cheap, I don't. I could
Speaker 1: give two ships. I'm saying, if you're like me, and
Speaker 1: you're the idiot who actually spent a lot of money
Speaker 1: on them, you would hope that they were the real deal, right,
Speaker 1: These sneakers, I mean, for you, these things that may
Speaker 1: or not be sneakers that I got for you and
Speaker 1: I spent a lot of money on them. I want
Speaker 1: the guy at stock Eggs to be like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: these are dope and they're real. You got me to
Speaker 1: motherfucking lebron big apples, didn't you? You got me to Lebron.
Speaker 1: You got me to space jams got jam. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna ruin it? Do you want me to ruin it?
Speaker 1: I was hoping you would unbox on the podcast live
Speaker 1: when they arrive. When they arrive, I will unbox on. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll do a live unbox thing on the podcast. Let's
Speaker 1: take a break. We'll be right back after these fine words.
Speaker 1: All right, are you ready for your recap? Why didn't
Speaker 1: we get the time around for a graph? Guy? One seconds?
Speaker 1: I haven't seen an update on the graph. And sometime
Speaker 1: Joel check in on the graph and go, oh snap,
Speaker 1: your man got the vo for this episode. Turks all
Speaker 1: in his head about his upcoming nuptials. J D needs
Speaker 1: a break from it all. Elliott missus Shawn so much
Speaker 1: it hurts sometimes, and Cox is looking for an ally
Speaker 1: in an ongoing battle with the evil Doctor Kelso, just
Speaker 1: when you think you know someone is usually when they
Speaker 1: give you cause to cast doubt. That's not always a
Speaker 1: bad thing. Sometimes that good thing you need from a
Speaker 1: friend is just a simple shift in perspective. That being said,
Speaker 1: do you really want to always know what to expect
Speaker 1: from someone? Seems a bit boring? Well, good work. I
Speaker 1: don't I want to know that. First of all, Elliot's
Speaker 1: a hoe. No, no, Elliott bad. I think no, hold on,
Speaker 1: I think, hold on, I think I think. Right then
Speaker 1: and there, Elliott realized she wants to be with j
Speaker 1: D for the rest of her life, but it's not
Speaker 1: time yet. And that's why when Sean comes, she's so
Speaker 1: easily able from jump. She literally finishes having sex with him,
Speaker 1: and then her boyfriend literally walks in the door and
Speaker 1: then he swoops her bridal style and she shrugs as
Speaker 1: the guy that she already had, like it's not like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're just gonna sleep her, like we're but they were
Speaker 1: even like sex buddies. They're like in an actual relationship together, Joel,
Speaker 1: she's cheating on him. She's cheating on her boyfriend with
Speaker 1: her old boyfriend. Joel's right. The semen on the sheets
Speaker 1: isn't even dry D because you know, they didn't use
Speaker 1: no condoms. They definitely didn't use a condom. They definitely
Speaker 1: didn't use a con And then Joel's right, Sean shows
Speaker 1: up and it's not She doesn't even give JD a
Speaker 1: face like, oh my god, holy shit, hitty. She she's
Speaker 1: in his arms, smiling and waving as he carries her away.
Speaker 1: That's no fucked up on hold on. First of all,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of things that are fucked up with
Speaker 1: this situation. First of all, you knocked and then you
Speaker 1: open the door. Nobody said come in. First of all,
Speaker 1: nobody said come in. One two? How did you know
Speaker 1: to find her at freaking j D's house. H right,
Speaker 1: she's not at there, She's not at home. She must
Speaker 1: be at j D's. What about the mother fucking hospital?
Speaker 1: Sean as bullshit happened, And that was some bullshit as Elliott,
Speaker 1: whole situation with Elliott in Maybe even in the car
Speaker 1: is gonna have sex with Sean? I mean they were
Speaker 1: about there, you know. He said, oh my god, you
Speaker 1: switched to front season. Yeah, which means he's already was
Speaker 1: taken off her shirt. Maybe they're gonna fuck in the hallway.
Speaker 1: This has to be a fantasy at j D's. This
Speaker 1: is gonna cut to a fantasy at j D's next.
Speaker 1: This is real, bro, this is real. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just listen. I listen, I don't. You can be
Speaker 1: one can be as promiscuous as you want to be.
Speaker 1: That's your right if you're gonna have two different peeps
Speaker 1: in you in one day, or as many as you want.
Speaker 1: I just think it's pretty sucked up that she A
Speaker 1: cheats on her boyfriend, then she knows that JD has
Speaker 1: feelings for her. Then when Sean shows up, she's like peace. Later,
Speaker 1: I think that JD knows it too deep down inside
Speaker 1: at this point, well as A as A as A said, Okay,
Speaker 1: how about this hindsight being twenty twenty and knowing how
Speaker 1: the whole thing ends. This is a pivotal point in
Speaker 1: their relationship. This is the point I feel like Elliott knows. Okay,
Speaker 1: Sean's my boyfriend, and I enjoy spending time with him.
Speaker 1: But this guy does a little bit more for me
Speaker 1: than any man will. And I'm going to spend the
Speaker 1: rest of my life with him, but not right now.
Speaker 1: It's too soon, or I'm having so much fun. It's
Speaker 1: fucking Scott Foley. Look how hot he is. Don't worry,
Speaker 1: j D. I'm gonna settle down with you. I know
Speaker 1: you love me more than any woman in the world.
Speaker 1: But meantime, Scott Foley wants to fuck me in the hallway.
Speaker 1: She already gave you some He's getting sloppy seconds. Oh man,
Speaker 1: what if he goes down on her and, like Semen,
Speaker 1: just falls out on his face. That's mine. Best day ever?
Speaker 1: This is this is this is, this is what I
Speaker 1: dream about. It's not too much. I don't cut that.
Speaker 1: I dream. I dreamed that this happens on television shows,
Speaker 1: just so I could be like, best day ever, best
Speaker 1: day ever. Oh, you can't beat you can't beat that.
Speaker 1: You can't beat that, you can't beat that visual ever ever.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm America, America, the rest of Earth. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but it did cross my mind. So wait a second,
Speaker 1: you think JD is that insensitive? Also, you think JD
Speaker 1: was like I'm gonna put a baby in her two
Speaker 1: not only not imagine not in my imagination. They probably
Speaker 1: didn't use for section and JD I'm sure probably pulled out.
Speaker 1: He wasn't trying. He's a doctor, he's intelligent, he's not
Speaker 1: trying to. So therefore your you're a little statement about
Speaker 1: Seaman falling on his face, Well, what if there's a
Speaker 1: world where he knows she's on the pill, their former
Speaker 1: lovers u in the heat of the moment, it just happens,
Speaker 1: and there's you know as as they just had sex
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden the door knocks. If Sean
Speaker 1: starts going down on her in the hallway, there could
Speaker 1: be a little splash zone. Daniel, do we have to
Speaker 1: cut this? No? No, it's rad and explicit for a reason.
Speaker 1: All right, explicit they come for this. Let's best if
Speaker 1: you're in your mini van. If you're in your minivan
Speaker 1: and the kids are in the back seat, I'm sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: a lot of terms to explain. Yes, but we warned
Speaker 1: you not to listen in the minivan with the kids
Speaker 1: in the back seat. So dude, you just get You
Speaker 1: just called it a splash zone. I was laughing. I
Speaker 1: was I was working out listening to our podcast, the
Speaker 1: one that came out today to listen back to see
Speaker 1: if I had any notes, and I'm just cracking up,
Speaker 1: and Florence is like it was kind of embarrassing because
Speaker 1: Florence like, what are you listening to? And I had
Speaker 1: to be, like my podcast and I'm just sitting there
Speaker 1: in the gym doing like crunch is cracking up at us.
Speaker 1: At least we find it funny, right, Well, look if
Speaker 1: we don't laugh, shit, what are we doing? What are
Speaker 1: we doing? It's funny at us. All right, so give
Speaker 1: me all right now, listen, I have a lot to
Speaker 1: say on this episode. It's in some your your performance
Speaker 1: is great. You did a very funny job, and I
Speaker 1: think it's a very funny episode, and you're particularly funny
Speaker 1: in it. There are a couple of weird ass things. Now.
Speaker 1: One thing I remember, trivia wise is I had just
Speaker 1: gotten back from Sundance and sold Garden State and had
Speaker 1: a huge momentous career, life changing moment. Bill, who was
Speaker 1: always worried that my head was going to get too big,
Speaker 1: decided that the very first scene that I would be
Speaker 1: shooting would be in full clown makeup getting sprayed with
Speaker 1: a Seltzer bottle. It was. It's actually really funny, though, Man, no,
Speaker 1: it's funny. But I remember he even joked about it openly.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh yeah, how a suddenance I heard it
Speaker 1: went really well. Okay, first scene up, you're in a
Speaker 1: clown suit and jatter spranging with Seltzer. Humboo pie. But no,
Speaker 1: so it's great. Now. You had said in the last
Speaker 1: podcast Donald that you thought I didn't appreciate a nice
Speaker 1: big booty, and there was this rare moment that opens
Speaker 1: up the show that JD sees a woman with giant bress,
Speaker 1: he appreciates them. She turns around, she's got what I
Speaker 1: what forty five year old me would tell you right
Speaker 1: now is a delicious leap juicy booty, And for some
Speaker 1: reason JAD reacts like you, and then we're supposed to believe, Like,
Speaker 1: first of all, we're supposed to believe he would find
Speaker 1: that woman unattractive in any way and be bullshit, what
Speaker 1: was you about her having a juicy booty? I didn't
Speaker 1: understand it. There's nothing back, there's nothing too sorry. Let
Speaker 1: me just finish the thought. I assumed that what was
Speaker 1: going to happen, and maybe it was cut was that
Speaker 1: then we'd be in your head. You'd see the exact
Speaker 1: same woman and you'd be like, damn, you only comment
Speaker 1: on Elliot's but which was weird? Like what Turk's never
Speaker 1: seen Elliot's ass before. No, it's just it thinks about it.
Speaker 1: I think Turk thinks about that ship all the time though.
Speaker 1: It is the thing I think. If anything, I think
Speaker 1: this is where I remember you not liking big booties
Speaker 1: from then, right, Maybe I evolved because there's nothing wrong
Speaker 1: with that young lady's back. There's nothing I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I don't understand the point of the joke. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: it didn't even have a payoff, no like that. When
Speaker 1: when I saw it, I went, Okay, they're gonna make
Speaker 1: a black guy, white guy appreciation of butts thing. And
Speaker 1: then it would cut to Turk having the vo see
Speaker 1: the same woman and be like, oh, and that never happened.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that was edited out or but
Speaker 1: it didn't have it. It It didn't have a yang do
Speaker 1: its yang? You know what I mean? Well, well, I'm
Speaker 1: glad that didn't happen, first of all, because that stereotype
Speaker 1: no longer holds up. I think everybody appreciates a nice
Speaker 1: big button, yes, yes, but the stereotype used to be
Speaker 1: that African American males appreciated a large booty more than
Speaker 1: Caucasian male. Yeah, we would, just we were just ahead
Speaker 1: of you were ahead. Well that that that young woman was,
Speaker 1: that young woman was stunning, and every every aspect of
Speaker 1: her was stunning. I laughed out loud when I fell
Speaker 1: on all the files that I dropped right, that was
Speaker 1: a that was a very good, uh set up. It
Speaker 1: was very uh what's the word I'm looking for. It
Speaker 1: was telegraphed and you saw it coming. Yes, but well done, well,
Speaker 1: very well. Made me think about you know, in two
Speaker 1: thousand and four when this was made, that things were
Speaker 1: still that paper based. You know, now all that's computerized.
Speaker 1: Imagine I think I would hope so right, maybe not,
Speaker 1: I don't even know I remember, I mean, but I imagine,
Speaker 1: but I remember thinking, like, imagine dropping all those files
Speaker 1: and all that being fucked up and then he fucking
Speaker 1: falls on it. That was funny, very it was very funny.
Speaker 1: I don't think that joke holds up as far as
Speaker 1: the technology, but as far as well executed and the
Speaker 1: droppage of the paper, and it's like classic. It's like
Speaker 1: a number one joke telling you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like there's you know what I mean, it's it's good jokes.
Speaker 1: We just we just I slipped first of all. The
Speaker 1: sound effect of the slip was funny, and then crash,
Speaker 1: and then I just get right back up like nothing happened.
Speaker 1: I leave like one hundred and whatever five hundred files
Speaker 1: on the ground that people's private documents, right all of
Speaker 1: their all of the right right right right all of
Speaker 1: your patient doctor confidentiality whatever, whatever it is the window. Now,
Speaker 1: is this Lonnie's first appearance as my intern? I don't know,
Speaker 1: I know he it's it's not his first appearance on
Speaker 1: the show because he's in the pilot. Yes, for those
Speaker 1: of you who don't recall that bit of trivia, Mike Hobert,
Speaker 1: who was the little brother of Tim Hobert, one of
Speaker 1: our great writers, played the pizza delivery guy in the
Speaker 1: MRI machine or a Cat's cam machine whenever it was
Speaker 1: in the pilot. When when when Turk jokingly says I
Speaker 1: love you and and now he's back. Now, do you
Speaker 1: think that that pizza delivery guy went to know he
Speaker 1: couldn't have gone to med school that quickly because it's
Speaker 1: only been three years later. So it's one of those
Speaker 1: experiences of of of a unless he was already in school.
Speaker 1: And that's true. That's I like. I like that explanation better.
Speaker 1: Lonnie is is Lonnie was paying for med school delivering
Speaker 1: pizzas and and and and now he's Jad's intern. But
Speaker 1: this is the first time he is yea, this is
Speaker 1: the first time he's linning the intern. Okay, uh, let's
Speaker 1: talk about Carlin not being funny. This is something that
Speaker 1: Judy would talk about all the time. Yeah, Judy wanted
Speaker 1: it more comedy, and Bill was always like, no, you're
Speaker 1: like the heart of the show. You're like that you
Speaker 1: really she's everyone. And she was like, fuck that shit,
Speaker 1: I want jokes, right, So he gave her a joke
Speaker 1: and then made it so that she wasn't funny. She
Speaker 1: gave her a joke and the joke was that she
Speaker 1: wasn't funny. It so fucked up. That's like Machiavellian shit, Like, okay,
Speaker 1: you know what you joke is that you're not funny.
Speaker 1: That's pretty funny. Let's what about what about j D?
Speaker 1: I mean, in what world would JD have the balls, audacity,
Speaker 1: disrespects to be trying to get trying to get it
Speaker 1: was I think it was a golfers trying to get
Speaker 1: it in LaVerne's cleavage, Like, in what world is that happened?
Speaker 1: But that fantasy where she daggles me is hilarious. She
Speaker 1: gets up on the god they would make Aloma do
Speaker 1: some crazy shit. Yeah, yeah, she she randy macho man,
Speaker 1: savage elbow drops you. I mean she had a don't
Speaker 1: get me wrong, Aloma had a good stunt double. But
Speaker 1: they but they, but Aloma was game to do like
Speaker 1: the Okay, Aloma, you're gonna get up and jump on
Speaker 1: these mats. She was down the right, let's go, let's cut.
Speaker 1: You know this episode when this, this whole episode reminded
Speaker 1: me when I was a kid, I was like, I
Speaker 1: want this to be like the corn Pops commercial for me,
Speaker 1: because those commercials were always really dope. It was awesome
Speaker 1: that you did the voiceover for the show and everything,
Speaker 1: but I didn't want to sound like you, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. More than anything, what I wanted to
Speaker 1: do was I want to make it sound different. I
Speaker 1: wanted to be if I were, you know, on the
Speaker 1: show and the one thing that I grew up loving.
Speaker 1: And I think maybe that's why my voice is so
Speaker 1: energetic when I'm doing the voice over and stuff. And
Speaker 1: I always wanted to be in it, and none of
Speaker 1: my I never got to be in it, but all
Speaker 1: of my friends, like Duley was in one. A young
Speaker 1: lady by the name of Chinnana from my neighborhood was
Speaker 1: in one with the corn Pops commercials. You're talking about
Speaker 1: gotta have my pops. I gotta have my pops. Dude,
Speaker 1: I wanted to be in one of those commercials so bad, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so when this came about, I was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: this is my gotta have my Pops moment. And so
Speaker 1: that's all. You were very funny, and you didn't You
Speaker 1: definitely did put your own spin on it. You didn't
Speaker 1: you know, you didn't do like the oh, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna do JD's version of it. I thought you made
Speaker 1: it your own. Yeah, I tried to. Now, all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, there's a mailbox in the middle of the
Speaker 1: parking lot, which which is like the weirdest, like, why
Speaker 1: not put the mailbox in a place that we have
Speaker 1: not established as I mean that's basically a parking spot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean when you finally do mail the invitation is
Speaker 1: at the end, it wobbles, like, come on, guys, now,
Speaker 1: did you pick up the IT references in this episode? No,
Speaker 1: because I hadn't seen it at the time. No, I'm
Speaker 1: saying now I didn't even I've never seen it even
Speaker 1: the latest incarnation. But well, there's there's both clowns. There's
Speaker 1: both clowns and Judy hiding in the mailbox. A law
Speaker 1: of the sewer thing. Well that reference does remind me
Speaker 1: of it? That did remind me of it. And the
Speaker 1: clowns I didn't put the clown I didn't either. Scrubs
Speaker 1: wiki yeaow. Good job, Good job, Trevor. So some of
Speaker 1: this is written by Mark Stegman, a very funny man,
Speaker 1: and somewhere I mean, I'm assuming it might just be
Speaker 1: a coincidence, but I'm it might be some many people
Speaker 1: read it. Speaking of reading it, I want to just
Speaker 1: digress for one moment, because remember last week we were
Speaker 1: talking about wish I was here, And I think because
Speaker 1: we talked about wish I was here, a lot of
Speaker 1: people finally watched it. It's on Netflix. If you weren't
Speaker 1: one of those people, but a woman wrote a comment
Speaker 1: that really moved me, and I want to read it
Speaker 1: to you, guys, because it's it's it's a perfect example
Speaker 1: of you as an artist. You put something out there
Speaker 1: and then people experience it in completely unique ways. And
Speaker 1: you and I were I was saying to you on
Speaker 1: the podcast that aired today that there was no love story,
Speaker 1: and this woman on my Instagram wrote, wish I was
Speaker 1: here was one hundred percent a love story. Love for
Speaker 1: his art, love for himself, love for his dad, redefining
Speaker 1: the relationship with his wife, redefining self respect, his wife
Speaker 1: redefining her own self respect, love for his kids. Every
Speaker 1: single relationship and character is exploring what it means to
Speaker 1: have love. Oh wow, And I was like, that made
Speaker 1: my day. She watched your movie better than you watched
Speaker 1: your own. Now she saw some thing that I didn't. Now,
Speaker 1: of course I read that, and I go, yes, you're right,
Speaker 1: of course, and I did comment. I said, well, said,
Speaker 1: that's amazing. But my point is is that there's that's
Speaker 1: just so cool to me that I put that out there.
Speaker 1: I say something like, well, there's no love story, and
Speaker 1: someone who the film meant a lot too, is like, oh,
Speaker 1: I disagree. It is about love. It's not. It may
Speaker 1: not be about romantic love, but it's about love anyway.
Speaker 1: I wanted to share that because you, you listening, may
Speaker 1: not think that we see the nice things you say
Speaker 1: and the and the mean things you say, and we don't.
Speaker 1: Occasionally some weeks I don't read any of it. But
Speaker 1: some weeks I do read it, and I love that,
Speaker 1: and it meant a lot to me. You know, I
Speaker 1: always see the mean shit the nice shit always, for
Speaker 1: some reason, just goes over my head. You probably do
Speaker 1: what a lot of people in the public eye do.
Speaker 1: You just scroll for the mean thing, like where's the
Speaker 1: motherfucker that hates me? What I used to do? And
Speaker 1: then I stew over it, I write something back to that.
Speaker 1: Now what you do is you scroll through nice things
Speaker 1: to find one mean thing and then you click on
Speaker 1: that guy's link and just like look at him, and
Speaker 1: then I wanted I signed them up. It's like I
Speaker 1: wonder if I could beat this one. Sarah Silverman posted
Speaker 1: this thing. Uh, I mean, you cannot believe the shit
Speaker 1: this guy was writing on her Instagram. She's screenshot if
Speaker 1: you if you're listening, go to Sarry Silverman's Instagram page
Speaker 1: if you want, and it would be you know, from
Speaker 1: you know, roughly the beginning of the year, and this
Speaker 1: guy wrote the most graphic, horrific fucking shit to her.
Speaker 1: And then so she, like like a lot of people,
Speaker 1: was curious. She clicked on his thing and his thing
Speaker 1: is like Dad Christianity, like like like like believe believing,
Speaker 1: you know, set your goals and you can achieve your dreams.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The shitty road to her was like
Speaker 1: I won't even say what he wrote to her. It's
Speaker 1: so bad. I'm just gonna say. Some of the most
Speaker 1: vile and inhumane people will out there hide behind religion
Speaker 1: as they're freaking why they're a good person, but then
Speaker 1: when they step out say some of the most evil
Speaker 1: things you could ever say, and then say, but I'm
Speaker 1: a Christian. That shit is Oh my god. It doesn't
Speaker 1: make me upset because you know, to eat your own
Speaker 1: you are who you are, and you do what you do,
Speaker 1: whatever whatever. But I always find that really interesting. Take
Speaker 1: the Proverbs quote out of your bio if you're a
Speaker 1: fucking asshole, right, like, come on, man, because like generally like, okay,
Speaker 1: so let's say you're not a religious person, et cetera,
Speaker 1: et cetera. But if you listen and you were to read,
Speaker 1: you know, the Bible, or you were to read the Koran,
Speaker 1: or you were to read the Torah, the message that's
Speaker 1: given is a positive message. And so it's like, well,
Speaker 1: why not Why wouldn't you want to live that way?
Speaker 1: Why didn't wouldn't you want to be a happy person
Speaker 1: and treat people with kindness and be of love and
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and and and and and
Speaker 1: and believe in a higher purpose and power. So the
Speaker 1: people that I believe that and then walk out into
Speaker 1: the street and say some of the things that they
Speaker 1: say about other people in their religion and other people
Speaker 1: in there, you know, beliefs and other people. It's just like,
Speaker 1: oh my God, how can you freaking then go back
Speaker 1: home and say all praises due to Allah or praise
Speaker 1: be to Jesus, or you know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: heard Garcetti say on the news this weekend that in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles every six seconds someone knew gets COVID nineteen.
Speaker 1: Not only that one in five people tested has COVID
Speaker 1: nineteen in Los Angeles. Yeah, that's a scary thought. There
Speaker 1: are five, there are more than five people living in
Speaker 1: my household. And I had to explain to my kids, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's not what it means. It doesn't mean, you know,
Speaker 1: every five people in America has COVID. It means if
Speaker 1: you're tested, most likely every five people in it. The
Speaker 1: statistics say that every five one in five people has it.
Speaker 1: I can't believe there's still shooting things. I mean, the industry,
Speaker 1: with the industry would say, you know, we test every morning.
Speaker 1: People learn faiths and shields and we don't want to
Speaker 1: shut down this economy. I don't see how we can
Speaker 1: go back to work. I don't, well, do they shut
Speaker 1: SAG and the other unions shut down commercial production, but
Speaker 1: film production and TV production is still happening. I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's unsustainable. They we'll see, we'll see
Speaker 1: what happens when test. We're at a point where you
Speaker 1: should just not even be I mean, unless you're going
Speaker 1: to the grocery store. Yeah, you shouldn't be around anyone.
Speaker 1: You're absolutely but it's we're at that point. Are you
Speaker 1: surprised that film production is still going? Yeah, No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't necessarily want to comment on that,
Speaker 1: but I do want to comment on the fact why
Speaker 1: you're worried somebody's gonna hire you, Like, oh, you know what,
Speaker 1: Donald talk shit? I don't want to Hill never talk shit. Well, no,
Speaker 1: if dule gets a job over me, so be it.
Speaker 1: Man Duley is I love Duley and he deserves some
Speaker 1: director was like, you know, I was about to hire
Speaker 1: Donald for this giant dot job I'm doing, and he
Speaker 1: was talking shit about why film production is still happen
Speaker 1: in La. So I hired La you're welcome to lay
Speaker 1: your welcome. You're welcome to know. But yeah, I just
Speaker 1: I don't see how it's possible. I don't think. I
Speaker 1: think once they start doing the testing and stuff again,
Speaker 1: and crew members and stuff are starting to come back positive,
Speaker 1: because that's what's gonna happen. When they start testing, is
Speaker 1: when you will know again if the if the industry
Speaker 1: will open up, when the first time they go tests
Speaker 1: and ten people from the cast are asymptomatic, or ten
Speaker 1: people from the crew or whatever it is are asymptomatic
Speaker 1: and have tested positive, that's when they'll be like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: uh we need because that's what's happening right now. At
Speaker 1: least that's what the news is saying. And you're right,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm I'm taking it from the news, and
Speaker 1: you know, Denzel says it best. If you don't read
Speaker 1: the news, you're not informed, and if you watch the
Speaker 1: news or read the news, you're misinformed. So you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know what the exact number is, but well
Speaker 1: we do know that Garcetti, our mayor, did say that
Speaker 1: every six seconds in Los Angeles someone's getting COVID. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, no, who, you know, there are that's like
Speaker 1: zombie apocalypse numbers. Dude, it is speaking of zombie That's
Speaker 1: what Kobe was talking about today. Kobe was like, dude,
Speaker 1: if the zombie apocalypse happened right now, America's done for man,
Speaker 1: all these other places might do better than we are
Speaker 1: because we fucking keep fucking. All we do is just go.
Speaker 1: We just keep fucking up. This is zombie apocalypse. We
Speaker 1: wouldn't stay in and we're away from the zombies. We
Speaker 1: don't make some money with us. I know this is
Speaker 1: our test, this is our zombie apocalypse test, and we've
Speaker 1: really failed. I do want to speak to zombie apocalyps.
Speaker 1: I want to give a shout out to two podcasts. Now,
Speaker 1: you should never listen to another podcast before you listen
Speaker 1: to this one. Agreed. But and I took a road
Speaker 1: trip and up to the North Bay and binged two
Speaker 1: podcasts that were amazing. One is called Chameleon the Hollywood
Speaker 1: con Queen, which is this true story of a woman
Speaker 1: who is conning film production people and making them fly
Speaker 1: to Indonesia and taking their money. But it's fascinating. And
Speaker 1: then the other one we binged for the road trip.
Speaker 1: If you're if you're going on the long road trip
Speaker 1: or even by the way, since I was trying to
Speaker 1: inspire everyone to exercise. Podcasts again after you've listened to
Speaker 1: this one are great for just getting on the treadmill
Speaker 1: or walking around your neighborhood or whatever. The other one
Speaker 1: we binged was oh called Dirty John, which is now
Speaker 1: I believe a TV show which we're gonna watch. But
Speaker 1: this was the La Times reporting on this guy. And
Speaker 1: I don't want to ruin anything, but both of those
Speaker 1: are as binge worthy as your favorite TV show. Donald,
Speaker 1: I laughed out loud when Carl's in the mailbox and
Speaker 1: she starts pulling you in and you did your I
Speaker 1: think this is where the Donald Fason scream came from.
Speaker 1: I think that's where Donald screams that. I first saw
Speaker 1: it on Clueless when you're in the when you're in
Speaker 1: the jeep knowing the gem, I go ah, I screamed
Speaker 1: like A. I screamed like A. I don't scream with
Speaker 1: the high pitch. I don't do that scream. Oh. I
Speaker 1: think this is the first time. Anyway, it's hilarious. There's
Speaker 1: something so funny about you doing that face and screaming.
Speaker 1: It makes me laugh. It was funny, And I don't
Speaker 1: think Judy was really in the mailbox when we're doing that,
Speaker 1: so I'm pretending that I'm being grabbed by someone, right.
Speaker 1: It would have been a lot funnier if you ask me,
Speaker 1: if I could if there was a hand that pulled
Speaker 1: out when I pulled away, that came out and then
Speaker 1: pulled me back in. But you know, not so much. Well,
Speaker 1: the mailbox was I mean, I don't know why who.
Speaker 1: I really don't remember this director, but I don't I
Speaker 1: don't agree with his choice of just putting a mailbox
Speaker 1: randomly in a parking lot that everyone who knows the
Speaker 1: show knows. I mean, there was no mailbox there. It
Speaker 1: was recently added. Okay, we're gonna take a break, and
Speaker 1: when we come back, we have lots more to talk about,
Speaker 1: and we have a beautiful fan who better be in
Speaker 1: a onesie because the guy last week really set the
Speaker 1: bar high wearing. All right, we'll be right back and
Speaker 1: we're I don't know, in light of today's conversation, if
Speaker 1: we should do the gurgle joke. Okay, that's gurgle, gurgo.
Speaker 1: San's gonna be like gegel gurgle Elliott, Alright, that's too much.
Speaker 1: It's so gross. Alright, gurgel, gurgel. Listen, have you ever
Speaker 1: not laughed when you say the word pianist. I'm forty five.
Speaker 1: We still giggle at the word pianist. Laughs at that.
Speaker 1: It's hard to slapped at you trying to at JD.
Speaker 1: Jumping Jones Creek. That was hilarious. That was really funny.
Speaker 1: How much how far did you make it? Well, I'm
Speaker 1: not exactly sure in terms of a feet and inches,
Speaker 1: but let's just say halfway. First of all, Jumping Jones Creek.
Speaker 1: This is the weirdest storyline for j D. He has
Speaker 1: some free time. Okay, this is this is j D's storyline.
Speaker 1: He was thought he was going to be working with
Speaker 1: doctor Cox on a on a project on a paper.
Speaker 1: He's relieved of his duties because Lonnie takes over. So
Speaker 1: he has enough free time that he's hanging out with
Speaker 1: teenagers and on a biker skateboard, a bike, a bike
Speaker 1: and it's like the Simpsons when he jumps the canyon,
Speaker 1: JD's gonna jump Jones Creeks, Yeah, and the kids are
Speaker 1: all amping him up and calling him a whimp. Right,
Speaker 1: So he first he stopped by the hospital Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: got his helmet on, he's got his pads on, and
Speaker 1: then and then he and then he only made it
Speaker 1: halfway over the Greek. Right, It's so stupid. It's like
Speaker 1: it's it's like a cartoon. It is a cartoon. This
Speaker 1: is what we're talking about. This was a time, This
Speaker 1: was at the time where the show really started to
Speaker 1: become like a cartoon where it was like, dude, we
Speaker 1: are We're starting to say things and do things that
Speaker 1: don't I think end of the end of season three,
Speaker 1: I think they were like, how far can we can
Speaker 1: we push the wackiness and the stunners craziness. Yeah, to
Speaker 1: the point where we eventually get to you as a
Speaker 1: goat goat turk. But that's bad. I don't know what
Speaker 1: season that was, but that's one of the carry Russell episodes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, stay away from my woman, goat turk, My bad, bad.
Speaker 1: All right. Elliott is shocked that missus Dawson is hot
Speaker 1: with an unattractive husband. That's pretty judgmental of her. Why,
Speaker 1: I mean, what the fuck? Ah, I don't, I don't,
Speaker 1: you know. I think nowadays it's you know, this has
Speaker 1: been something that's always been an issue for I guess
Speaker 1: uh people people like when you really think about it,
Speaker 1: because it is shocking because you you know, in the
Speaker 1: words of Woody Allen, the heart wants what the heart wants,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Well he said that after
Speaker 1: he fell in love with his stepdaughter. But yeah, but
Speaker 1: you know exactly what I'm talking about. Who a person
Speaker 1: falls in love with. This who a person falls in
Speaker 1: love with, and it is nobody's unless it breaks laws,
Speaker 1: unless it breaks laws and breaks you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: and and and causes harm to people. You know, who
Speaker 1: I love is who I love. Dude. You can't people
Speaker 1: do when there's a very person, whether it's the man
Speaker 1: or the woman. And it's not just that, it's other
Speaker 1: things too. It's races, it's freaking it's there, this list, this, this, this,
Speaker 1: But let's just focus on the thing that Scrubs is
Speaker 1: talking about, which it's no but I'm saying it's nobody's business.
Speaker 1: Bombshell of a woman and then her sort of short, nerdy, heavyweight,
Speaker 1: you know, not you know, traditionally universally attractive husband walks
Speaker 1: in and Elliott is shocked. Yeah, that's the plot point.
Speaker 1: That's the plot point. That doesn't make sense to me nowadays.
Speaker 1: Maybe it did back then, and I forget that it
Speaker 1: did back then, But nowadays it's like yo, you you
Speaker 1: know when first of all, when you marry somebody, they
Speaker 1: don't look like they look you know, ten years later,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't. I don't know how you could
Speaker 1: use this as a as a form of comedy. I
Speaker 1: think people could do this joke now you were talking
Speaker 1: about last time, about punching down and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: I wonder if a comedy would do this joke today.
Speaker 1: Where where is it funny? Though? But where is it funny? Well,
Speaker 1: the joke is the joke of the show, which leads
Speaker 1: to her saying, what's your secret? And she and she
Speaker 1: gives her the plot, the plot device of Oh I
Speaker 1: just want someone. I don't care. You know, all I
Speaker 1: care about is that I found the guy who's there
Speaker 1: whenever I need him, and I love him, love, blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. But I wonder in today's climate, if you
Speaker 1: would do a story that's that at the heart of
Speaker 1: it was Wow, it's shocking how unattractive her partner is.
Speaker 1: I mean, probably a fool story. But if you think
Speaker 1: about every adult animating cartoon is that plotline essentially absolutely
Speaker 1: In margin family Guy, Yeah, bos Burgers has it a
Speaker 1: little bit sometimes on the Linda is much more of
Speaker 1: a down to earth mom than most of the other
Speaker 1: cartoon moms. But but it's like that with all of them,
Speaker 1: you could go back from my dream of Genie to
Speaker 1: freaking Uh, those weren't Those weren't bewitched? Those weren't I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess you could say that the traditional these are
Speaker 1: guys king of queens when you look at it, dating
Speaker 1: way out of your league. Every and every sitcom it's
Speaker 1: like that though the dad is dating is somehow way
Speaker 1: out of his league, whether it be not only and
Speaker 1: not only physically physical attributes, but mental attributes also. But yet,
Speaker 1: you know, I think you guys are missing my point, right,
Speaker 1: Those are just examples of like, of course they put
Speaker 1: the shlovy guy with the hot white My point is, uh,
Speaker 1: in today's climate where people are are are being more
Speaker 1: sensitive to people's feelings and quote unquote punching down. If
Speaker 1: you if that's the right term, would you would you
Speaker 1: do a joke that's about like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: can't believe how ugly her husband is. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know I just, I just I don't think so, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just don't think that. I don't think that joke
Speaker 1: is funny anymore. I think it's humor at the expense
Speaker 1: of someone else in and with a you know, a
Speaker 1: situation that is out of their control, you know, right,
Speaker 1: because like it's it's clear, it's clear that Brad Pitt
Speaker 1: didn't do it for the young lady we meet in
Speaker 1: an hour and a half of we made it in
Speaker 1: an hour with that. You bring it up, Brad Pitt, Well,
Speaker 1: I just know you love him. I do, but I
Speaker 1: feel like you have. I feel like my crush is
Speaker 1: rubbing off on you. No, I still love I still
Speaker 1: love Leo. All right, should is the guy still out
Speaker 1: out here? Let's invite the guests in all Let's welcome
Speaker 1: them to our to our home high to Santana Gully,
Speaker 1: Santana Gully Santana. That yeah, teletherapy. So his name is
Speaker 1: like saved in there Forever, Courtney and Keisha, listen, everyone's favorite,
Speaker 1: every guest favorite part of the being on the show
Speaker 1: is getting their Oprah voice from Donald. So we don't
Speaker 1: we don't want to. I want to make sure you
Speaker 1: get it right. I hear everybody else's, you know, introductions.
Speaker 1: I hear you guys doing the random names. I'm waiting
Speaker 1: for the random Courtney. But I guess Courtney is a
Speaker 1: random enough yet, Courtney. Let's shout out Courtney, y'all, shout
Speaker 1: out all the courts and Courtney's one of those names.
Speaker 1: Courtey's one of those means you can have both for
Speaker 1: men and females, male and females, so to Courtney's of
Speaker 1: all genders. Yes, Hi, guys, what's going on? Guy in
Speaker 1: the show? Where are you? Where are you? Where are
Speaker 1: you calling from? All right enough to be on here.
Speaker 1: We're in a Phoenix Arizona Beatnix, Arizona with the baby
Speaker 1: and the back. I need you to say, right right now,
Speaker 1: that's my life. Right now. Come get these kids because
Speaker 1: they bat Ain't nobody coming to get your kids? Are
Speaker 1: young kids. I got kids already. I ain't going to
Speaker 1: get your kids. Oh my god, what a beautiful Hello Sebastion, Sebastion, baby,
Speaker 1: say what's up? Say hi, what's up? Sebastian? Hey, beautiful hair, Sebastian.
Speaker 1: Sebastian has beautiful hair. No, we appreciate you guys having us.
Speaker 1: This is uh this is awesome. It's pretty surreal. Well,
Speaker 1: I know I'm actually the Scrubs fan in the house.
Speaker 1: We are both the Scrubs fans in the house. I'm
Speaker 1: the I'm the bigger, better one, but you know we
Speaker 1: appreciate you. All right, Guys, do you have a question
Speaker 1: after all this fun introduction, Yes, we do. So. Like
Speaker 1: I said, I'm trying to put us on and I
Speaker 1: already like do the longing thing and kind of like
Speaker 1: social media stuff. So I keep telling him, like I
Speaker 1: won't ever get life say this ever again. But he's
Speaker 1: kind of funny. He's kind of funny, Guys, Explain funny
Speaker 1: because you know that down real quick. Sometimes he says
Speaker 1: funny things like, oh, and so I'm telling him, I
Speaker 1: said we could do something together. We can work together.
Speaker 1: She bakes something funny. Now she thought we was funny funny.
Speaker 1: Well we met and now she don't think I'm funny ever.
Speaker 1: She's just doing this. I'm telling him we could just
Speaker 1: to work together a podcast something, and he just won't
Speaker 1: let me have my dream. He won't. He won't work
Speaker 1: with me. And we met through work, so I don't
Speaker 1: know why he won't work with me anymore. So Wait,
Speaker 1: what's your question is? Is this fix your life? Can
Speaker 1: you give me some advice? How can I get this? Man? Oh,
Speaker 1: we got to fix your life already. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: let's start with fix your life. Hold on, we need
Speaker 1: our fix your Life music. It's time to fix your lie.
Speaker 1: All right, you're at the right place, guys, because we
Speaker 1: can tell you how to work together. You want to
Speaker 1: work together, and it's very easy. You need to have
Speaker 1: someone who's gonna take care of those children for you
Speaker 1: while you take an hour and a half. Do you
Speaker 1: have someone who can help out? Nope? I mean you
Speaker 1: could work it out, or you can do while they're sleeping. Yes.
Speaker 1: If I was you, guys, I would. It's very easy
Speaker 1: to just hurt. I mean, just do it. Put your
Speaker 1: phone on the record and sit down and have a conversation.
Speaker 1: Give yourself a couple of promps, like things that you
Speaker 1: guys both find funny. You know what I mean, the
Speaker 1: same stuff. So if you said, all right, we're going
Speaker 1: to talk about these ten areas that make us both
Speaker 1: laugh and then just start talking, you don't have to
Speaker 1: mean this is in the example of collaborating for a podcast.
Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about if it's all good
Speaker 1: because you can edit it down. But if you guys,
Speaker 1: if you have areas, like the perfect example is Joel
Speaker 1: and Donald have an area that they find interesting, star Wars.
Speaker 1: They can go off and talk about Star Wars for
Speaker 1: hours and hours and hours. Now if you and your
Speaker 1: husband have like, oh my god, we find these subjects
Speaker 1: funny and this makes us laugh. And we have a
Speaker 1: unique perspective because we're parents. We can talk about it
Speaker 1: from a parenting point of view, we can talk about
Speaker 1: it from a phoenix point of view. You know, all
Speaker 1: the other aspects of your life, and then just riff,
Speaker 1: just talk like you do and crack each other up.
Speaker 1: And then of course you'll want to go back and
Speaker 1: edit out the slow parts or edit out the stuff
Speaker 1: that wasn't funny. But bam, there's your first episode. See Joel,
Speaker 1: you're a you're a producer. Give them more advice. Yes,
Speaker 1: as you guys work together, don't be afraid if your
Speaker 1: first pilot is not great. Donald and I recorded two
Speaker 1: or three pilots before we got it right. I feel
Speaker 1: like there's uh not everybody has a fortune of having
Speaker 1: the Zack and Donald like banter back and forth that's
Speaker 1: very easy to follow. So instead of trying to make
Speaker 1: it perfect from the get I would say, make it
Speaker 1: something that you enjoy doing and coming back to because
Speaker 1: a lot of people are like, oh, podcasts it's easy.
Speaker 1: It's not easy. It's it's actual work, especially by the
Speaker 1: time you're in the fiftieth or sixteenth episode and you're like, gosh,
Speaker 1: talk about the same stuff today. So making something that
Speaker 1: you guys enjoy doing. And I think you're fortunate that
Speaker 1: it's a couple like you guys are a couple and
Speaker 1: you get to like set aside time and you can
Speaker 1: make it a fun thing instead of something that's a
Speaker 1: chore and then something you enjoyed doing for like a
Speaker 1: long time hopefully. Yeah, And it's a great way. I
Speaker 1: love that you guys want to do it. It's a
Speaker 1: great way to uh communicate also and talk about and
Speaker 1: talk about things that you wouldn't necessarily talk about, uh
Speaker 1: when the microphone isn't recording you. You know, Uh, there's
Speaker 1: there's something really freeing and uh liberating about being behind
Speaker 1: a microphone and talking to your best friend and uh
Speaker 1: and uh you know, expressing yourself and you wind up
Speaker 1: saying things that you necessarily wouldn't say because one you're
Speaker 1: showing off for the audience. One even though you mean it,
Speaker 1: you're and two you have a platform to say it now.
Speaker 1: And so, uh, there's an and that's kind of what's happened.
Speaker 1: Like listening to your show, there'll be times with sitting
Speaker 1: back and like he'll start cracking up as something you
Speaker 1: guys have said, and I'm just like, I don't think
Speaker 1: that was really funny. He's like, because you didn't get it,
Speaker 1: because this is what happens. And so but that's good.
Speaker 1: By the way, I always find, you know, when we
Speaker 1: when we have fuck ups here or we're talking to
Speaker 1: the behind the scenes stuff, we we for the most
Speaker 1: part keep it in because people, I think find that interesting.
Speaker 1: If I was if I was producing a podcast with
Speaker 1: a funny couple like I can already tell you guys
Speaker 1: are and then you and then ship got serious and
Speaker 1: it got into like a real heart to heart about
Speaker 1: something in your life, I would I would lean in.
Speaker 1: I'd be more interested. There's a great there's a great podcast.
Speaker 1: Actually it was the podcast that started there was the
Speaker 1: inspiration for the show. I did. Alex Sink and the
Speaker 1: Alex who was the star of his podcast first season
Speaker 1: of a startup. He would record, like his real conversations
Speaker 1: with his wife when when shit was heated and and
Speaker 1: she knew satan it wasn't doing it so secretly, but
Speaker 1: but when they would get into it, he'd be like, Babe,
Speaker 1: this is sorry, this is part of the podcast. I
Speaker 1: gotta record, and she would she was begrudgingly. She'd be like,
Speaker 1: all right, well then let's have it out. And it
Speaker 1: was fascinating. It was really good. All right, good, I'm
Speaker 1: glad to hear that. So I cannot now that you've
Speaker 1: co signed, Donnie, I'm sure gonna be on board because
Speaker 1: we can't wait to listen. Courtney, do you have a
Speaker 1: question for us? Because I know you were on kid Patrol,
Speaker 1: do you have a question for us? Ask how about that?
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, all right, they're switching. Oh I wanted
Speaker 1: to hear that. You're gonna listen to it back? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got it back. I wanted to hear that. So
Speaker 1: we were also discussing if you guys have the chance
Speaker 1: to be on a reality show together, like which show
Speaker 1: Amazing Race, we donald have to be Amazing Race, be
Speaker 1: Amazing Race. That would be a good one Amazing Race
Speaker 1: because Donald will be good with the athletic aspects. I
Speaker 1: not now not, I'd be good with the planning. You'd
Speaker 1: have to listen to me. Shoo. I'd be like, we're
Speaker 1: catching that bus. Run run, run, like I'd be good
Speaker 1: with the planning if you're counting on me for athletics
Speaker 1: right now, Oh buddy, no you The thing that would
Speaker 1: get us both would be the puzzles. And if you
Speaker 1: ever watch Amazing Race, but all of a sudden, they're like,
Speaker 1: solve this puzzle to win the next thing, and then
Speaker 1: I can never solve the puzzle, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'd be I'd be lasting that puzzle. What other reality
Speaker 1: show will be gone? I would love to be like
Speaker 1: on real role, you would fucking win Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 1: He would win, Donald would win, or something like that.
Speaker 1: Donald would win Dancing with the Star. No, no, no, no, no, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: my my, the ultimate, the ultimate one Dancing with the Stars. Already,
Speaker 1: there is no need for another black man to ever
Speaker 1: be on Dancing with the Stars. After Alfonso Verberro has
Speaker 1: shared down, it is shut down. It is a rap
Speaker 1: for anyone else. Listen, I don't care who you are
Speaker 1: if you were on a sitcom ever in the history
Speaker 1: of sitcoms, and you are African American, there's no need
Speaker 1: to go on Dancing with the Stars anymore. Alfonso shut
Speaker 1: it down, of us. I'm just saying, I know you,
Speaker 1: I know you don't want to go on Answer the Stars.
Speaker 1: But of course you know. His question is which show
Speaker 1: would you go on? And I what about the mask Dancer,
Speaker 1: that new one. No, I wouldn't go on Mask Dancer,
Speaker 1: a mass singer either. Man. If I had to do
Speaker 1: a reality show, it would be one of those ones
Speaker 1: like win Massinger two. Donald, you could win mass Singer two.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Donald, I haven't seen the mask dancer.
Speaker 1: How do they dance with their masks on? I don't
Speaker 1: know either popular It's like the same kind of concept
Speaker 1: with masks. These are reality shows though these are game shows.
Speaker 1: You know, we should go on, we should go on.
Speaker 1: We should on a feud. Oh my god, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that'd be so much fun. That would be hilarious, like
Speaker 1: it was for charity. If it was for charity, and
Speaker 1: like our cast gets back together and we do like
Speaker 1: family feud, that that would be so dope. Us us first,
Speaker 1: the office, Oh, my gosh, Oh my god. First Malcolm
Speaker 1: in the middle verse, Oh my gosh. You remember Richard
Speaker 1: Dawson with Richard Dawson would kiss every woman? Do you
Speaker 1: remember that anymore? Not in the COVID time? No, no,
Speaker 1: But do you remember the old school family feud, like
Speaker 1: like three hosts ago when we were growing up, it
Speaker 1: was Richard Dawson. If you guys can look on YouTube,
Speaker 1: just put in Richard Dawson family feud, creepy kissing, and
Speaker 1: every woman would get like a sensual kiss sometimes on
Speaker 1: the lips. I'm watching like old school prices, right, and
Speaker 1: Bob Barker is doing the same thing. Really, Richard Dawson.
Speaker 1: Can you name that movie? Can you name that Arnold
Speaker 1: Schwartzenegger movie? Yea, Dawson was running, running, running Man, Running Man.
Speaker 1: That's right where he goes back. He's the one he
Speaker 1: said I'll be back to you. He no, he said,
Speaker 1: he said, Aldom said to him, I'll be back, and
Speaker 1: Richard Dawson looks at him and goes Only in a rerun,
Speaker 1: Pal only, Richard Dawson was great in that movie. Yeah
Speaker 1: he was. Yeah, he was the biggest guy in it.
Speaker 1: Only in a rerun Pal that's right. That anyway, what
Speaker 1: we've learned today on the show is that Donald should
Speaker 1: go on Mass Singer and win. Yes, thank you all,
Speaker 1: no plug it, plug your plug looking us. She's done
Speaker 1: a good job. She's advocating for our son. I do
Speaker 1: a lot of the blogging and influencing stuff I do
Speaker 1: is about, you know, the Black experience with autism, because
Speaker 1: our experiences attend bit different than everybody else's. We have
Speaker 1: a couple of extras with our children. Can you explain
Speaker 1: that Wait, we want to plug your blog about it,
Speaker 1: but can you explain in Layman's terms for people who
Speaker 1: know nothing about it, including myself, how is the Black
Speaker 1: experience different with autism? With autism, we like it's especially
Speaker 1: when it comes to the things you hear in the news.
Speaker 1: When Black people don't just have to worry or teach
Speaker 1: our children about the special needs. We also have to
Speaker 1: worry about how they interact with the police. Because my
Speaker 1: child he has sensory processing disorder as well, so there
Speaker 1: are a lot of sensory issues and things that he
Speaker 1: might not respond to very well. And I don't feel
Speaker 1: like white parents really have to worry about these things
Speaker 1: because you see it in the news. Remember when the
Speaker 1: guy in Florida got shot and he was the behavioral
Speaker 1: therapist for the kid and all he had was like
Speaker 1: a train in his hand. Our son recently was called
Speaker 1: a racial slur at therapy and it's like, see, on
Speaker 1: top of him being a therapy now he's getting bullied
Speaker 1: because of his race. And that's not something that other
Speaker 1: people have to worry about. And some of the resources
Speaker 1: that are lable for other people. People feel like these resources,
Speaker 1: when you use them, it makes you kind of less
Speaker 1: than and that's not always the case. So it's an
Speaker 1: example what an example of some of the resources that
Speaker 1: people think like, especially for people with special needs, Like
Speaker 1: I recently did a video for the City of Masa here.
Speaker 1: The city of Masa's is actually the country's first autism
Speaker 1: certified city, So that means that everybody has training on
Speaker 1: how to de escalate situations, including the police department. So
Speaker 1: if you tell the police department, hey, my child is autistic,
Speaker 1: they don't come in guns blazing. They come in knowing
Speaker 1: what they're dealing with and their first priority is to
Speaker 1: de escalate the situation. So we recently did some stuff
Speaker 1: with Mason. We went out and we tried out different
Speaker 1: things so they could so I can see firsthand. I
Speaker 1: know you said it's a autism certified city, but like
Speaker 1: you know, I wanted to know what that meant exactly
Speaker 1: what does that mean for me and my family? So
Speaker 1: they give you like sensory guides so I know that
Speaker 1: if my kid has a sensitivity that loud noises, then
Speaker 1: this might not be the best fit for him. Or Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're saying, are you the community is sort of
Speaker 1: a laboratory in a sense where they're saying, so there's
Speaker 1: signage like I'm just making it up like this this
Speaker 1: experience is it could be could be triggering for an
Speaker 1: autistic child. I see. That's fascinating. Yeah. The president and
Speaker 1: the CEO of this of the visit masays what it's called.
Speaker 1: He kind of reached out to me via Instagram and
Speaker 1: he's like, I see what you're doing over here. I
Speaker 1: want you to come and just try out everything we
Speaker 1: have here because we're we are an autistic certified city.
Speaker 1: So when you come and check into the hotel, if
Speaker 1: you tell them that you have a child with special needs,
Speaker 1: they're going to make sure to accommodate you, to make
Speaker 1: sure that they are accommodating to make sure that they
Speaker 1: speak certain language so that you can understand if they
Speaker 1: see my child being loud, They're not just going to
Speaker 1: assume I'm being a bad parent or something like that.
Speaker 1: They know that they're extra. There's something extra going on there.
Speaker 1: But yeah, what's what's the blog? What's the blog so
Speaker 1: people could find out more about it's very interesting. I'm
Speaker 1: sure our listeners would say. It's called the Keisha project
Speaker 1: dot com. And my name is spelled k I s
Speaker 1: H eight And what's your Instagram handle? Panama Kish and
Speaker 1: that's a Panama And then k I s h Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, look my husband plugged me. Yes, well you're
Speaker 1: doing I think it's a great cause. Now I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to make the world a better place for our
Speaker 1: child and everybody else's children too. Well, thank you for
Speaker 1: what you're doing. And your children are both beautiful and
Speaker 1: have the most beautiful smiles, and your husband and you
Speaker 1: seem like you have a very good relationship. I would
Speaker 1: listen to the podcast see you guys talking. Thank you,
Speaker 1: But now that we know the thing about the autism,
Speaker 1: I would I would also say, you know, you can
Speaker 1: have that be a part of the of your podcast,
Speaker 1: ask where you guys. You know, you talk about you know,
Speaker 1: your your your own personalities, and you're funny and you
Speaker 1: and you have your banter, but then you have serious
Speaker 1: chats about what it's like to be parents of an
Speaker 1: autistic child. I mean, there's so many parents I think
Speaker 1: that would listen to that and and and get related
Speaker 1: to that, especially when he's out flying all day long.
Speaker 1: So you know, my husband's a pilot. So you guys,
Speaker 1: just like you guys, leave a lot of information out
Speaker 1: when your husband's a pilot. Yeah, that's how we met.
Speaker 1: I was a flight attendant and he's a pilot. Okay,
Speaker 1: So as a cliche, get together, but it Kesha. It's
Speaker 1: called burying the lead when you when you leave the
Speaker 1: headline for the last thing, She's like, oh and also,
Speaker 1: my my husband's a fighter jet pilot and uh oh
Speaker 1: did I mentioned that I'm the mayor of Mason. Well anyway,
Speaker 1: thank you guys so much, Fly safe, thank you for
Speaker 1: coming on. Take care of y'all. But bye. That was lovely.
Speaker 1: That was very sweet. Yeah, can we talk about Mickhead
Speaker 1: once again? With the timing coming in with the timing,
Speaker 1: Mickhead's back not only is he back, he comes through
Speaker 1: with the joke you are you hitting it with the
Speaker 1: whole without having to say that. Yeah, and then Kelso
Speaker 1: now's Kelso's trying to have everyone in the hospital think
Speaker 1: he's having an affair with Bellamy, right, which is a
Speaker 1: conversation we didn't talk about. Doctor Cox sees that Kelso
Speaker 1: is trying to rope in this new doctor in the
Speaker 1: hospital to the dark side, and he tries to intervene,
Speaker 1: and at the end of the day, she's like, no, wait,
Speaker 1: hold up, you I get it. Yeah, he's a bad man,
Speaker 1: but if it benefits me in any way, you best
Speaker 1: believe I'm taking a ride with the bad man. Cox
Speaker 1: has met his match. Yeah, and Bellamy young Yeah and
Speaker 1: Cox and she's beautiful too. I honestly forgot if they
Speaker 1: get together. No, they do, they do not. He's he's
Speaker 1: married to Jordan and everything like that. Oh yeah, but
Speaker 1: I out if I forgot, if there was ever like
Speaker 1: a v I'm not falling you. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no. Uh. Krista was not going to allow
Speaker 1: Bill to write that Johnny, she would ever choose another
Speaker 1: woman over doctor Jordan. No, no, no. Can we talk
Speaker 1: about how beautiful Bellamy youngest. Yeah, she's a knockout. She really,
Speaker 1: she really is. And she's a great actress, and she's
Speaker 1: funny and she's she's the whole We all know she's
Speaker 1: a great actress. She was on Scandal for so long.
Speaker 1: I mean, doesn't she become President of the United States
Speaker 1: on Scandal at some point? Something like that. Nelly certainly
Speaker 1: does love Joelle. Are you you must be into Seawan Lanner?
Speaker 1: Are you watching them? The British one? Whatever it's called? Oh?
Speaker 1: I binged it? Yeah, it's a journey. It's really intense.
Speaker 1: Is it like a soap opera? It's like or is it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's basically like you're standing called novel romance thing.
Speaker 1: What really stunned me. The wigs and the costumes are
Speaker 1: like out of the park. Good is there? Sensational? I
Speaker 1: could watch just the gowns coming and going and that
Speaker 1: could be the show and it would be wonderful. What
Speaker 1: about go ahead? What about go ahead? Go ahead? Okay?
Speaker 1: What about what about Christopher? You go ahead? You go ahead?
Speaker 1: What about this one? Christopher? What about there you go Christopher?
Speaker 1: We could do that for a half hour. What about
Speaker 1: when she goes Ristopher and then turns around and goes, Christopher.
Speaker 1: You only call me Christopher when you're mad or when
Speaker 1: we're having sex. Baby, are you mad when we're having sex?
Speaker 1: A little yeah? Or she goes sometimes sometimes that's funny.
Speaker 1: That's real talk, though, because you know, listen man, listen man.
Speaker 1: My wife loves me, and I know she loves me,
Speaker 1: and I know there are times where we're having sex
Speaker 1: and she's so pissed off that she's having sex at
Speaker 1: that moment in time, where she's like, this motherfucker made me.
Speaker 1: Don't ask. Don't you have the skills to bring her around?
Speaker 1: Turn around? I don't think any man does. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be honest with you. I don't think any I don't
Speaker 1: listen you. That's a fantasy, that's bullshit. I disagree with you, homeboy.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like we are men are
Speaker 1: the weak ones when it comes to sex. We're the
Speaker 1: ones that has to freaking if anything changes in a situation,
Speaker 1: the man will be like, at least in my situation,
Speaker 1: I can't speak for everybody. I'll speak for me that
Speaker 1: I'll never take this back. I speak for me. I
Speaker 1: could be like, baby, let's have sex and she's like no,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be like come on, and she'd
Speaker 1: be like, fine, no, have it and we'll have sex,
Speaker 1: and she'd be like, all right, you're done. Good. Fine.
Speaker 1: She could be like you want to have sex and
Speaker 1: I'll be like no, I don't want to have sex,
Speaker 1: and she'd be like really, and I'll be like no,
Speaker 1: I don't want to have sex, and then halfway through
Speaker 1: I'll be like, I'm so glad we happened sex. This
Speaker 1: is the best thing ever. This was the best thing ever.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Ever. I didn't know. I didn't know this
Speaker 1: was what I wanted. This is what I wanted, and
Speaker 1: I should have known it. She'll be has it ever
Speaker 1: happened that Casey's wanted sex and you've not wanted sex? No?
Speaker 1: I didn't think so I had to think about it.
Speaker 1: I had to think about it. There have been times together,
Speaker 1: uh shit, eleven, thirteen, fourteen, something like that, a lot
Speaker 1: of a long time. We've been together for a really
Speaker 1: long time, fourteen, somewhere in between eleven and somewhere between.
Speaker 1: Sound that something like that. We were together six years
Speaker 1: before we got married. Right, Well, I think you met
Speaker 1: you started flirting at my thirtieth birthday party. That's when
Speaker 1: we started flirting, which would be sixteen years ago. And
Speaker 1: you're forty six now. So yeah, no, I'm forty five, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: You'll be forty six this year and a couple of
Speaker 1: months and a couple of months, I made them as
Speaker 1: a clown. I made them. The only thing JD could
Speaker 1: make in terms of balloon animals was eels. He made
Speaker 1: balloon eels. I also laughed out loud when JD is
Speaker 1: trying to tell the family that their grandfather died in
Speaker 1: clown makeup and all of a sudden his boats highest.
Speaker 1: That was very funny. I laughed at that too. I'd
Speaker 1: like to finish the episode Donald by talking about something controversial.
Speaker 1: I have never seen judge dread. Okay, of the versions,
Speaker 1: no version about every do I need to? I mean,
Speaker 1: they're fun. I'm gonna say no, I just don't. I
Speaker 1: don't think Zach's gonna like them. Well, of course he's
Speaker 1: not gonna like them. Suggests watch them. He's saying, for like,
Speaker 1: the nostalgia can't be fact, Like if you want to
Speaker 1: laugh at like, you want to see Stallone with his
Speaker 1: really blue eyes in h So the premise is that
Speaker 1: he doesn't. There's no time for a judge and jury anymore.
Speaker 1: The cop decides your sentence on the spot. He is
Speaker 1: the law. Well, Zach, here's a very brief history. Jeff
Speaker 1: Dread was a satirical comic written in Britain about the
Speaker 1: United States police and and somewhat about their police officers too.
Speaker 1: So it's like it's a really wonderful satire about like
Speaker 1: what if you lived in a police state? But oftentimes
Speaker 1: when it gets retold or reinterpreted, the satire part floats
Speaker 1: out the window and they take it very seriously and
Speaker 1: he's viewed as a hero. And so those movies are
Speaker 1: like very comedic because you're like this, the entire point
Speaker 1: of the comic book, which was trying to make a
Speaker 1: point about it, feels like somebody should remake it with
Speaker 1: with they did? They did me remake it? They did?
Speaker 1: Did they take the satire the same ship again as
Speaker 1: the same movie again? I would say they even went further.
Speaker 1: Who was really a really good actor the dude from Yeah,
Speaker 1: the dude from Lord of the Rings and all of
Speaker 1: those other thing. He's on the Boys right now, the
Speaker 1: lead on the Boys. Should I watch the Boys? I
Speaker 1: hear the Boys never watched it. I keep hearing Carl Urban,
Speaker 1: Carl Urban, Carl Urban's Donald Boys is good. Donald, you
Speaker 1: would love the Boys. It's about superheroes. Yeah. So wait,
Speaker 1: it sounds like Damian Lindeloff, with his skills for doing
Speaker 1: the Watchman, should take on Judge Dread. That's a great idea, dude. Nice.
Speaker 1: By the way, Joel, did you see that I tweeted
Speaker 1: at you a gift of that that very handsome man.
Speaker 1: What's I did? What's his name? He's doctor Manhattan in
Speaker 1: the series. Yeah, is it? Joel? Was like someone carrying
Speaker 1: me off to bed. I'm exhausted, and I sent her
Speaker 1: the gift of him and then and then but they
Speaker 1: cropped off where his blue penis would be. There was
Speaker 1: no blue peen in it, which was you know, I
Speaker 1: appreciate it. I have a question when you're in the makeup,
Speaker 1: when you're in the makeup trailer and they're doing your
Speaker 1: whole body and turning it blue and they're like, all right,
Speaker 1: now it's time for your penis. Do you think they're like,
Speaker 1: all right, man, why don't you do your penis? Or
Speaker 1: someone down there? There's no there's no way that that's
Speaker 1: his Penis that should a CG? Dude? No, I think
Speaker 1: he's fully makeup up blue. Have you seen it, Donald,
Speaker 1: because you probably didn't want It's very accurate, is it?
Speaker 1: Is it like ginormously big? It's a very nice pens large.
Speaker 1: He's a shower, but like he's a shower. It's not monstrous.
Speaker 1: It's not like commonsly long. It's not like it's it's
Speaker 1: not like distracting. And I guess it is distracting to
Speaker 1: some people. You guys are talking about it. Why did
Speaker 1: you watch Watchman? I can't believe it. You haven't. I watched.
Speaker 1: I watched the first episode and I was really into it,
Speaker 1: and then something happened and I stopped watching, and I
Speaker 1: haven't watched the rest of it. You know, I don't
Speaker 1: watch you know, I don't watch anything. I watched watch
Speaker 1: Men twice. Also, by the way, for the record, I've
Speaker 1: now seen Soul, which I enjoyed. But but but aside
Speaker 1: from that Watchman, Donald, if you don't got watch one thing,
Speaker 1: we recommend watch Watchman. It's so good, all right, guys,
Speaker 1: haven't got to be the show. Yes, that is a show.
Speaker 1: That's a long one. It's a long we couldn't stop talking. Sorry,
Speaker 1: sorry about anything. We're sorry for We love you, guys,
Speaker 1: We're We'll be back on Tuesday with a new show.
Speaker 1: And what else Donald tell people love them well, I
Speaker 1: do love you, you know, I do love you all.
Speaker 1: I love you tremendously. And you know there are a
Speaker 1: lot of distractions out there right now, and a lot
Speaker 1: of things out there to make you angry and make
Speaker 1: you unhappy with that. I just say this, Say hi baby, Oh,
Speaker 1: say hi baby, Hi. Yeah, Hi Wilder says Hi Wilder.
Speaker 1: Can you sing the theme? Say Say, Say, Say, don't
Speaker 1: worry about a thing. Everything's gonna be all right. Say that,
Speaker 1: say don't worry, don't worry. Anything is gonna be all right.
Speaker 1: Everything say Everything's gonna be all right, Everything's gonna be
Speaker 1: all right. On that though, we can't top night everybody,
Speaker 1: five six, seven eight, Sorry about We made about a
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