Speaker 1: Let you're trying to get into a dare sho what
Speaker 1: you're trying to do? You know, I'm gonna be honest
Speaker 1: with y'all. You ahead, girl, Like this episode that we
Speaker 1: had to watch for today's podcast. Yeah, the chaos gets
Speaker 1: to you quick. Yeah, it gets to your real fast. Man.
Speaker 1: That ship is not no bullshit. Man, It's like bamm
Speaker 1: it and you're like, oh my god, I'm back in it.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, man. No, I'm talking about just life in general. Listen.
Speaker 1: We've had the luxury to be able to do our
Speaker 1: podcast from the comfort of our own home, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like a lot of people out there.
Speaker 1: I got a job, right, so now I have to
Speaker 1: work during this crazy time. So the anxiety of that
Speaker 1: already bam in your face. Dude. I've been COVID tested
Speaker 1: more than I Listen, man, you can't tell me to
Speaker 1: test starn't out there. I'm getting tested like crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And do you feel it is your anxiety lower? Because
Speaker 1: when I was doing my directing, Hi, oh see, I
Speaker 1: had the opposite when I was getting tested, like, not
Speaker 1: only would we for the for the job I did,
Speaker 1: we'd have like the we'd have the longer test it
Speaker 1: takes like two days, and then every morning we had
Speaker 1: a fifteen minute test. Those aren't as reliable, but it
Speaker 1: was just kind of like a safeguard, and I felt
Speaker 1: great knowing at least I was finding out every day
Speaker 1: a strong percentage of a chance that I was that
Speaker 1: I didn't have it. Well, I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: allowed to say how we do our testing thing. I'm not.
Speaker 1: You haven't even you haven't even mentioned the show. You
Speaker 1: can just perfect every two days you get tested, even
Speaker 1: if you're not working. Yeah, well that's great. It's the
Speaker 1: only way you can operate. And by the way, none
Speaker 1: of that's going to be able to operate very long.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you look at the trajectory of what's
Speaker 1: happening here in Los Angeles, it's just I mean, they're
Speaker 1: gonna do they have to do a full shutdown. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I know, I know that that's bad news, but this
Speaker 1: like this fucking ridiculous mixed message of all right, we're
Speaker 1: cutting on restaurants. Restaurants are closed except for delivery, but
Speaker 1: the mall is still open, Like there's so much the
Speaker 1: way it's like the way I understand and respect they're
Speaker 1: trying to save businesses. But it's just it's beyond the
Speaker 1: rate is the hospital beds are running out, So it's
Speaker 1: just I'm sure we're destined for a full lockdown. It's
Speaker 1: a horrible thing. Man. I I don't know how you.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you combat this. I don't know
Speaker 1: how you fight this fight right now, man, it's the
Speaker 1: mixed messaging, the freaking well. The best thing you can
Speaker 1: do is not leave your fucking house unless you have to.
Speaker 1: That's that's the most active. The most proactive thing you
Speaker 1: can do is not fucking leave your house unless you
Speaker 1: have to. You can, you know, if you have to
Speaker 1: go to the grocery store, you have to go to
Speaker 1: the grocery store. You can also have them delivered if
Speaker 1: you if you want, But don't fucking leave your house.
Speaker 1: I know you have a job, but at least when
Speaker 1: you go to your job, you've been tested. Everyone's been tested.
Speaker 1: That ship's crazy. Just to watch everybody say and roll
Speaker 1: sound and all the masks come off for all the
Speaker 1: actors in background, it's like, WHOA, I feel naked, feel naked.
Speaker 1: I know it's bar right, It's it's like your breathing
Speaker 1: air that you shouldn't be breathing. Also also, yeah, fucking
Speaker 1: hell yeah, I know I saw it for you know
Speaker 1: when we did did My Thing. Um, it was just
Speaker 1: one actress, a wonderful famous actress that I can't say
Speaker 1: who it is yet, but she it was like it
Speaker 1: was like protect the Queen Bee because she's the only
Speaker 1: person when they call rolling that takes off her mask.
Speaker 1: So everyone steps away. Everyone's got both a mask and
Speaker 1: a face shield and a shield, and which I don't get.
Speaker 1: I don't get the shield. Man. I understand you want
Speaker 1: to stop stuff, but the ship can. The arisol comes
Speaker 1: around the shield. It's not like it's just a straight
Speaker 1: shot that shit goes everywhere. Well, it's better than nothing.
Speaker 1: It's like multiple layers of plexon. If you were protecting
Speaker 1: your castle, you might you might just hit the moat.
Speaker 1: You might just have my door. You'd throw fucking crocs
Speaker 1: in the moat. I would have fucking crocs in my moat.
Speaker 1: The shield also protects you from rubbing your eyes, which
Speaker 1: is the way a lot of people contracted. Keeping your
Speaker 1: hands off of your face is like a big that's great.
Speaker 1: You know what I like, I want to fucking Mandalorian mask.
Speaker 1: I want a true life Mandalorian mask that can freaking
Speaker 1: block out all of that shit. That's what reason you
Speaker 1: can't be wearing. You could wear your Mandalorian masks. Wear it.
Speaker 1: I saw it doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: It doesn't block out the aerosol like the real Mandalorian mask.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Mandalorian, Zach, you have an apology to make
Speaker 1: to everybody out there might have watched. I didn't watch
Speaker 1: the latest, and um, I am sorry, but I was
Speaker 1: I had to do something. I haven't seen them. Did
Speaker 1: you did you see the Did you see the one
Speaker 1: with Rosario? I saw the one with Rosario? Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have an apology you to make to all of
Speaker 1: these people out there. He said this series this listen
Speaker 1: for everybody out there. He's not gonna apologize because he
Speaker 1: probably still thinks it's whatever it is. But i'mna saying
Speaker 1: something right now. Whoa. I hope they unlatched Mama's whoa. Listen.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I think it's a wonderful show. Did
Speaker 1: you watch the undoing? I haven't seen the finale, but
Speaker 1: I love it. People. It's it's really I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't want to say it's great because it's shy of
Speaker 1: being great, but it's very entertaining. So Nicole Kidman will
Speaker 1: play the hell out of like a betrayed wife. Like
Speaker 1: her facial expressience. I want to live inside of them.
Speaker 1: It's so good, it's very entertaining. The other thing you
Speaker 1: gotta watch, I highly recommend Donald maybe even you'll watch
Speaker 1: this is the Heavens Gate documentary, which is about that
Speaker 1: cult that did the mass suicide. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you remember them. They aliens coming in, yes, the hail
Speaker 1: Bob comment, and they took barbiturous and did I think
Speaker 1: thirty something of them killed themselves because they believed they
Speaker 1: were getting on a spaceship that was trailing behind the
Speaker 1: Hillbop comet that was going to come pick them up.
Speaker 1: And it's still still to date. This is the largest
Speaker 1: mass US suicide ever. But it's fascinating. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: the power the power of manipulation. Man, Listen, this guy
Speaker 1: told his followers that listen to this, I'm gonna spoil
Speaker 1: one store for you. He goes, He's like, I think
Speaker 1: maybe because they were just they were supposed to be asexual,
Speaker 1: they were supposed to be like monks. He's like, I
Speaker 1: think we should. Maybe I'm having some feelings, he said,
Speaker 1: and I think we should probably castrate ourselves. Now, hospitals
Speaker 1: aren't gonna let us do this, so we should probably
Speaker 1: do it here. And they're like, okay, yes, yes, leader, yes,
Speaker 1: a leader, all right. So then he goes, now, I
Speaker 1: don't want to get in trouble for this, So he
Speaker 1: writes a sign in handwritten letters above the door of
Speaker 1: the room where they're gonna do it, and he writes
Speaker 1: the word Mexico. He goes, now, if anyone tells you
Speaker 1: where you got castrated, you got castrated in Mexico. Okay.
Speaker 1: So they bring the first guy in to cut off
Speaker 1: his scrotum, and as you can imagine, it goes horribly
Speaker 1: wrong and they get the ball sack off, but the
Speaker 1: dude is screaming in pain and and and his whole
Speaker 1: groin starts to blow up like so big, so they
Speaker 1: start panic. They show it, no because it wasn't videoed,
Speaker 1: but they they're all telling these stories, all these people
Speaker 1: that are still alive, people that didn't actually go through
Speaker 1: with the suicide. So they call a priest because they
Speaker 1: think a priest will help them, like because maybe the
Speaker 1: priest understands their their desire to be castrated, and the
Speaker 1: priest is like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1: In a way, and then they go okay, finally they
Speaker 1: give up. They got to go to the emergence room.
Speaker 1: They take an the emergency room and they run away,
Speaker 1: but they still have the ball sack and they're hand
Speaker 1: and they're like, what do we do with this ball sack?
Speaker 1: So they throw it off a bridge. Oh wow, they
Speaker 1: threw the ball sack off a bridge into a river.
Speaker 1: You were going to say something way more climactic, like,
Speaker 1: so they ate the ball Heaven's Gate, guys, I highly
Speaker 1: recommend it. I'm very interested in cults, I mean, not
Speaker 1: to join one, in studying them. I find them fascinating.
Speaker 1: So let me get this straight. Yeah, they threw the
Speaker 1: scroll them off a bridge. Go ahead, let me get
Speaker 1: this straight. Isn't there a line that all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: you know, because nobody wants to be judged, right, So
Speaker 1: you'd have to be able to go into this without
Speaker 1: judgment to be able to study cults. Like, let's say
Speaker 1: you were able to do something like that, to be
Speaker 1: able to go in and be a documentarian and study cults.
Speaker 1: Don't you think at some point some of the message
Speaker 1: starts to seep in. Though. It's very interesting. You know,
Speaker 1: something I learned from watching this documentary is you might think, oh,
Speaker 1: these people are simpletons who who've had who've been brainwashed
Speaker 1: and had their mind taken over. And they have obviously
Speaker 1: in the documentary interview lots of cult specialist and they
Speaker 1: say they're very often very intelligent people. Um um. You know,
Speaker 1: in fact, in this in this cult, they a lot
Speaker 1: of them were computed. This was early in the eighties
Speaker 1: of computers, and they were like computer geniuses. And the
Speaker 1: way they actually funded the cult was from doing the
Speaker 1: computer work for people because they were very very smart
Speaker 1: men and women. Um. So, I don't know, it's a
Speaker 1: certain type of person that is susceptible to it. I
Speaker 1: don't think just anyone and everyone is susceptible to having
Speaker 1: their brains sort of taken over by another human being.
Speaker 1: But as you see from all these cults from you know,
Speaker 1: from you name it, from Manson to Waco to Hail
Speaker 1: up to lots of them, they're people um becomes so
Speaker 1: they think they think that the leader is the Messiah,
Speaker 1: and they don't want them. They don't want to upset
Speaker 1: the Messiah. They want to do whatever the Messiah says.
Speaker 1: It sounds like my marriage. But how was your marriage?
Speaker 1: You guys getting along? I love my wife. We got
Speaker 1: some good stuff going on. Man, it's real nice right now.
Speaker 1: While you heard something, I just heard it from her.
Speaker 1: That happy kidding. I know your wife's the most in
Speaker 1: loved woman. I know we're kissing again. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: that much. Oh will you stopped kissing for a while? Well,
Speaker 1: you know, you get sick of each other. That's life,
Speaker 1: that's how it goes. Yes, you know we're in each
Speaker 1: other's face. You know, for all of you out there
Speaker 1: who have relationships and you love your relationships, you know
Speaker 1: exactly what the fuck I'm talking about right now. There's
Speaker 1: times we look at each other. They're still loved there,
Speaker 1: but it's like, I don't necessarily want to talk to
Speaker 1: you right now. Do you ever get scared? Like? Did
Speaker 1: you ever get scared when you're when you're angry? And
Speaker 1: I'm asking you the listener as well, even though you
Speaker 1: can't answer only these three ken, do you ever get
Speaker 1: scared like? I fucking am so pissed it this person
Speaker 1: right now? I don't fucking see how we're ever gonna
Speaker 1: make it the long haul. No, I don't. I threatened
Speaker 1: that shit, Like, oh hell yeah, man, what do you
Speaker 1: say like like, I'll be like, well, if you think
Speaker 1: that way, then I don't see how we're gonna make
Speaker 1: it the long haul? Exactly what manipulative? Absolutely, it's the
Speaker 1: way to get it's the way to get what you want. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I'll admit to that and channel how about you. Right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do that right when I I'm sorry to
Speaker 1: cut you off, and then you can get the dinner.
Speaker 1: But right when I do that, I can I sense
Speaker 1: my wife notice, Oh he's that hurt that he's gonna
Speaker 1: throw out he doesn't think we should be What does
Speaker 1: she say to that? Does she like, well, then go then, motherfucker?
Speaker 1: Sometimes and then and then sometimes and I'll be like, fine,
Speaker 1: I'll go and I'll go up to the bedroom and
Speaker 1: I'll sit in the bed, and then she'll come up
Speaker 1: in there and she'll be like, and then she'll sit
Speaker 1: on the bed. And that's all I've ever wanted, That's
Speaker 1: all I wanted in the first place, was us to
Speaker 1: be in the bed together. And so now we're sitting
Speaker 1: and we're talking in the bed and she's you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, and she's and she's, you know, telling
Speaker 1: me how much she loves me, and I'm telling her
Speaker 1: how much I love her. But now we're communicating even
Speaker 1: more and listening even more. So you just need to
Speaker 1: blow off some steam and then you so it sounds
Speaker 1: like you guys at least, even though you, of course
Speaker 1: are human and blow up, you you you are able
Speaker 1: to not get a bit angry and talk it out. No,
Speaker 1: there's times we go to No, there's time. Listen. Now
Speaker 1: I'm at the we're at the point now where it's like, look,
Speaker 1: there's there. We know what it is that the other
Speaker 1: person can do to make it so that this is over.
Speaker 1: Just don't touch those things. Everything else we can. I'm
Speaker 1: willing to work through, and you're willing to work through.
Speaker 1: So you know, if you're angry now, we're going to
Speaker 1: talk about this tomorrow. This isn't something that can get buried,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And so I'm because that's bullshit,
Speaker 1: going to bed not angry. You gotta stay up until
Speaker 1: like you're gonna have a nervous breakdown. You'll be freaking
Speaker 1: what's the dude's name? Sometimes you'll be that dude. Man,
Speaker 1: sometimes you need time out and just like, why don't
Speaker 1: we sleep for eight hours starting game? Right? We just
Speaker 1: what about you? Channel? Um? I think we're kind of
Speaker 1: still figuring out what those boundaries are, figuring out what
Speaker 1: those things we are, you know, because you're relatively new,
Speaker 1: you're only two years ten months. But thank you. I
Speaker 1: appreciate that. Sorry, what's going on with your background? Man?
Speaker 1: You're tool time in it? Oh yeah, this is my
Speaker 1: work bench. He always has tools, bro, the work bench
Speaker 1: where build computers. That's where he builds computers. Bro, I've
Speaker 1: never noticed that work Prince. Well, I also got a
Speaker 1: new camera, so it probably you can probably see all
Speaker 1: that more clearly. And also, yeah, apologized suddenly lunch and whatnot. Oh,
Speaker 1: everybody's upgrading. Look at that Joel upgraded. She's now she's
Speaker 1: no longer making our our group chats green anymore. Text
Speaker 1: from computer Wow. Oh yeah, oh yes, I didn't know
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Joel has an Apple phone, guys,
Speaker 1: and so our our group chat is finally sacred again
Speaker 1: and full blue. I don't I know that some of
Speaker 1: you are so passionate about your Android phones, and I
Speaker 1: really don't give a fuck all I'm saying, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want the chat to go green, all right.
Speaker 1: I don't use my phone for all the shit you
Speaker 1: probably do. I like to take pictures and I like
Speaker 1: to send texts, and I like my text to go blue.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, Tim Apple, put me in the
Speaker 1: put me in the campaign, Tim Apple, we should get
Speaker 1: into the show man. Yeah, yeah, sorry, why don't you
Speaker 1: kind of send baby girl? All right? Now, this is
Speaker 1: for all my listeners out there. Yeah, make it make
Speaker 1: it like an RB, make it like an R and
Speaker 1: B style, Yeah, Daniel danil will lay down a little
Speaker 1: like R and B style thing underneath. Okay, I had sometimes,
Speaker 1: you know, talking sometimes sometimes just sad. Sometimes you're happy
Speaker 1: sometimes Johannes, sometimes you're not. But when it comes to
Speaker 1: fake doctor's real friends, you always got a six seven
Speaker 1: eight stories about show we made about a bunch of
Speaker 1: doctor nurses, and stories never sat around here, are yet
Speaker 1: around here? M I missed you, I missed you all.
Speaker 1: I missed you guys truously. Actually it's a it's a
Speaker 1: it's a weird time and and you listeners, we missed
Speaker 1: you so much. Fucking amazing reaction to John Doris. He
Speaker 1: was a hit, was he? Oh? He was a huge hit.
Speaker 1: I was screenshotting all of these responses to people wrote
Speaker 1: to him and sending him to Bill solely piss Bill off,
Speaker 1: because a lot of people were like, that's the best
Speaker 1: guests you've ever had, And then other people were like, seriously,
Speaker 1: that may have been the best show ever. Who needs
Speaker 1: Bill anymore? And they're obviously joking, but I just sent
Speaker 1: them all the Bill just to rile them up. It
Speaker 1: was amazing, love it. How did Bill take it? Well?
Speaker 1: He was He was like, this is not funny at all,
Speaker 1: and Clarius no. But people really loved it and it
Speaker 1: made um. You know, the four of us have been
Speaker 1: talking and we were talking about, you know, folding in
Speaker 1: some shows that aren't just an episode that the person
Speaker 1: might be related to scrubs, like like John, or they
Speaker 1: might be not they might be just an interesting person.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna start folding in some of those shows
Speaker 1: as well, right right a day Shoon? Yeah, you almost
Speaker 1: said it, right, Dal Shoon, Dal Shoon. You know you're
Speaker 1: dona get into shoon. You're giving me a complex such
Speaker 1: that I'm just gonna say shoon and not go for
Speaker 1: the whole name because now I'm like starting to get
Speaker 1: in my head about it. It's all good, don't trip um.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so we're gonna fold in some of those
Speaker 1: um and like that. You know, we should also talk
Speaker 1: about the onesies. I can't believe the ones he's sold
Speaker 1: out in a day. You know, I told you, when
Speaker 1: you make them comfy, there's something about that man. Snugly
Speaker 1: and cozy is a great thing. And you know, there's
Speaker 1: nothing like having your and my face yeah on someone's body. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, it's just it's just something that's all over
Speaker 1: your body. Whatever your favorite wherever your favorite area of
Speaker 1: your body is, whether it's inner thigh or back of
Speaker 1: your neck, you can have me and Donald on it.
Speaker 1: From your taint to your throat and everything in between,
Speaker 1: from your toes to your taint to your throat. That's
Speaker 1: a that'd be a good let's be a good sales
Speaker 1: motto for the for the onesie from covering you with
Speaker 1: Zach and Donald from the toe to the taint to
Speaker 1: the throat. By the way, it was very fun the
Speaker 1: word tank from the to You don't want the word tane.
Speaker 1: It's a great word. Okay, I guess that's a node.
Speaker 1: You probably also hate the word moist. Everyone hates the
Speaker 1: word moist. I mind moist? What about big cake? What
Speaker 1: about panties? It doesn't bother me much? Okay what panties
Speaker 1: a bothers people? No? Yeah, I feel like panties and
Speaker 1: moist are popular ones that make women cringe. Sorry, jell Okay,
Speaker 1: what word makes you guys cringe? Is there all? No,
Speaker 1: there's no word that makes me cringe. The chalk the
Speaker 1: chalkboard sound that. Yes, you know. The scariest part of
Speaker 1: Jaws is when that motherfucker does his nails on the chalkboard.
Speaker 1: I just recently watched Jaws, and I was only only
Speaker 1: frightened when the chalkboard thing happened. I can't do that
Speaker 1: make my teeth hurt to think. Masterpiece of a movie
Speaker 1: still though, man, yes, still it is still to this
Speaker 1: day it is a masterpiece. It is a masterpiece. Mister
Speaker 1: Spielberg and um and Donald and I did a charity
Speaker 1: reading of the Goonies, which was a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Spielberg, it was all to benefit the organization
Speaker 1: No Kid Hungry, which you can still donate if you're
Speaker 1: feeling like you can, and you are able. Um, it's
Speaker 1: a wonderful cause that is raising money m so for
Speaker 1: child hunger in the United States. I know that we
Speaker 1: raised a hundred thousand dollars one thirty the night of
Speaker 1: Right Let's go. That is over a million meals. Yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: for hungry children in this country. And as we all know,
Speaker 1: because of the pandemic, um, there are so many people
Speaker 1: anxious about where they're going to get their next meal.
Speaker 1: And if you have even a buck, even a spare dollar,
Speaker 1: you go to No Kid Hungry dot org and you
Speaker 1: can donate. And and so we did this reading and
Speaker 1: it was a lot of fun because Donald and I
Speaker 1: both grew up loving the Goonies and um, and there
Speaker 1: we are. You know. They asked me and Donald and
Speaker 1: Josh Gadd and Kristen Bell and Jean smart Um to
Speaker 1: read all the roles that weren't you know, the original cast,
Speaker 1: and Kerry Elwiz did the narration, and um, if Donald
Speaker 1: and I were like just kids in a candy store,
Speaker 1: I mean just watching them read. The funniest part of
Speaker 1: all was for me was watching So it's time for
Speaker 1: Sean Aston and do the monologue where he's in the
Speaker 1: wishing well and He's like, it's our time, down here,
Speaker 1: down here, it's our time. And I'm looking over at
Speaker 1: donald zoom window and He's mouthing along all every single
Speaker 1: word the monologue, Like, Donald, Donald, you have that script
Speaker 1: memorize because I hadn't seen it since for so long,
Speaker 1: but I loved loved it as a child, and I'm
Speaker 1: looking over. I was more entertained watching Donald maud along
Speaker 1: every word of the script than watching Oh. Is that
Speaker 1: you know was messed up? Is that a lot of
Speaker 1: them didn't do it like they did it in the movie,
Speaker 1: and that we're trying to have like a new take.
Speaker 1: They were like at forty five, I'm gonna do a
Speaker 1: new take of them. Oh that's cracked me up. Though
Speaker 1: I was like, come on, man, do it like the
Speaker 1: movie because I'm I'm sitting there trying to hit every
Speaker 1: beat like the movie and every right. But it was
Speaker 1: so did I do a good job on my lines
Speaker 1: with you? Remember when the father rips up the note
Speaker 1: that was me not now or ever again? Oh man?
Speaker 1: It was Donald with Donald were on the rehearsal and
Speaker 1: Donald's like, um, guys, this was hilarious. The whole cast.
Speaker 1: Donald knows the script bear than the cast, and Donald's like, guys, um,
Speaker 1: you're actually missing a line here. I'm not sure if
Speaker 1: it was improv by the actor at the time, but
Speaker 1: do you want me to say X y Z. And
Speaker 1: they were like, oh yeah, sure, Donald, go ahead them
Speaker 1: say that. But they were cool, right, Corey was amazing, Roland,
Speaker 1: Josh Broland, um and uh and they were all Martha Martha. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Martha Plimpton read it just like her character did. Martha
Speaker 1: Plimpton m was funny because she said something about how
Speaker 1: she said, at a certain point in the shoot, I
Speaker 1: just stopped competing for the lens, meaning like all those
Speaker 1: little kids were such hams. They were all they all
Speaker 1: knew they were trying to get their screen time. Because
Speaker 1: She's like, at a certain point, I kind of just
Speaker 1: relaxed and stopped fighting for the lens. And I thought
Speaker 1: that was funny. Though this many years later, she remembers
Speaker 1: that I forgot about this line. This is what I
Speaker 1: was gonna say. I forgot about this line in the movie.
Speaker 1: And then she did it, and she did it exactly
Speaker 1: like the movie. Um brand God put that rock there
Speaker 1: for UMU purpose, and I don't think um that you
Speaker 1: should move it and then he moves it. He goes hello,
Speaker 1: and then the bats come out, and she said it
Speaker 1: just like the when she did it in the movie,
Speaker 1: and it was I remember, I remember thinking, wow, that
Speaker 1: was really interesting. She had a lot of ms in there.
Speaker 1: And then you look at the script and m is
Speaker 1: at every moment like that was what was really weird.
Speaker 1: I don't know, well, some of the things that I
Speaker 1: was like, well, because some of the things that happened
Speaker 1: in the movie, like when he drops the picture in
Speaker 1: the closet and then he goes, what are you doing
Speaker 1: after he dropped the picture, All of that shit's in
Speaker 1: the script. It was all in the script. No, I think.
Speaker 1: I think, I know for a fact, you weren't a
Speaker 1: rehearsal because you were working. They What they did was
Speaker 1: they made a hybrid production draft because what happened, what
Speaker 1: what the movie became, was very much different from the script.
Speaker 1: I mean, they went off in a lot of different
Speaker 1: tangents that cut a bunch of stuff. The Kid's improv
Speaker 1: of course, so in order to deliver a reading of
Speaker 1: the Goonies for the audience that knows the script, they
Speaker 1: had to adjust the script to reflect the movie. So
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff like that got got put in.
Speaker 1: There's a really funny moment at the end where where
Speaker 1: Key the young Asian kids says, um, oh, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: believe it. There was an octopus and there's never an
Speaker 1: octopus in the movie because they had shot a scene
Speaker 1: with an octopus and cut it out and for some
Speaker 1: reason the Dick donn or the director left it in.
Speaker 1: But you can actually see if you're curious, you can
Speaker 1: go find all sorts of wacky Goonies cut scenes, like
Speaker 1: the octopus dancing. I'm glad they cut that part out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really weird. It's out of it's so out of
Speaker 1: the tone of the movie. Yeah, all right, should we
Speaker 1: talk about scrubs? We should? We should very very good,
Speaker 1: but were we stop? I just want to shout out
Speaker 1: Pantara Sarah, who we've both known since pretty much we've
Speaker 1: moved to Los Angeles. Yeah, for making it so that
Speaker 1: we could be a part of the Goonies reader, So yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you, and also and also allowing us to be
Speaker 1: a part of such an awesome charity like No Kid Hungry,
Speaker 1: because um, it felt like we were it was win win.
Speaker 1: We got to act like fools with our childhood heroes,
Speaker 1: and he got to raise money for a no kid
Speaker 1: Hungry dot org. Let's take a break. We'll be right
Speaker 1: back after these fine words. I laughed a lot on
Speaker 1: this episode. And there's a lot of firsts in Scrubs,
Speaker 1: like not only not only a lot of first but
Speaker 1: like a lot of memes also in this episode. Yeah, um,
Speaker 1: most famously the first appearance of the world's most giant doctor. Yes,
Speaker 1: and you knew there was actually a real giant doctor? Yeah, chet,
Speaker 1: I forgot about it. I remember chat. Yeah, you never
Speaker 1: see his head because he's so tall. Are you ready
Speaker 1: with your recap? Everyone's favorite recap of anything ever? Do
Speaker 1: you know that there's a fella on the interwebs m
Speaker 1: who is graphing how close you were to thirty seconds?
Speaker 1: I saw that? Yeah, I saw that. I like that.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you they should bet in Vegas. This should
Speaker 1: be a Vegas This should be a Vegas thing. All right?
Speaker 1: How close do I get to thirty? Are you readyady?
Speaker 1: Are you marks? Contect? Go? JD wants to break up
Speaker 1: with Danny. Doctor Cox can't get over how happy he is.
Speaker 1: Elliot's bullied for wanting to look good and Todd practices
Speaker 1: sex on a CPR dummy. Some people love to work
Speaker 1: and or live in chaos, and I get it. Being
Speaker 1: able to function when the world is loud and crazy
Speaker 1: as an attribute not many possessed from the jump. As
Speaker 1: you grow older, you learn to cope. The crazy thing
Speaker 1: is we go so hard, we become so used to
Speaker 1: the chaos, we then crave it. It fuels us. We're
Speaker 1: at our best when our backs are against the wall.
Speaker 1: The key is balanced, and I've yet to find it. Wow,
Speaker 1: that was thirty seven. That's your sweet spot, very nicely
Speaker 1: said Donald balance. I don't know if we ever find
Speaker 1: balance until they shovel us into a hearse Do we
Speaker 1: ever find balance? Maybe if you're like maybe if you're
Speaker 1: like a yogi or a spiritual religious person whom who
Speaker 1: who can get in touch with their inner peace? But
Speaker 1: I feel like the rest of our lives we're going
Speaker 1: to be vacillating between moments of peace and mayhem. But
Speaker 1: how do you but how do you survive? You know?
Speaker 1: How do stress kills? You know what I mean? But
Speaker 1: the only way we survive, it seems like, is when
Speaker 1: stress is on our back. You know, how do you
Speaker 1: how do how do we how do we make it
Speaker 1: in this world? How? How do I find my peace?
Speaker 1: You know, I'm my best when my kids are loud
Speaker 1: in my ear, when the when, when the rent is due,
Speaker 1: you know when that's just how it is. That's when
Speaker 1: I'm at my best. Right, So, how do you feel?
Speaker 1: You feel if you got a lot of money in
Speaker 1: the bank and your kids are being good and everything
Speaker 1: is like you don't have any worries that you will
Speaker 1: find an I will find another thing to stress about.
Speaker 1: I promise you everybody something that I think. It's something
Speaker 1: that I've been I don't think you know what. And
Speaker 1: I my wife is uh the queen of it, but
Speaker 1: I think I've been heroded it from her. She perceives stress,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. She's like yo, she finds
Speaker 1: a way. But it motivates her to do things, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's what's she uses as fuel.
Speaker 1: It sounds like it's saying what you do too, that's
Speaker 1: what you do? Yeah, Well, I've become accustomed to it.
Speaker 1: I like it, you know what I mean. It's it's
Speaker 1: it really does work. It works very well. That I remember.
Speaker 1: I used to dread the nervous energy that I would
Speaker 1: get now, it's like, all right, I can use this,
Speaker 1: use this as fuel, keep it going, just go as
Speaker 1: hard as you can. It's crazy anyway, I think I
Speaker 1: think a lot of people listening can relate. Also, in
Speaker 1: our line of work, we're all technically freelance for the
Speaker 1: most part, and so you're always having to hustle and
Speaker 1: figure out what your next chest move is and there's
Speaker 1: not a lot of security. You could get a job
Speaker 1: and move to Jersey City like you did, or you
Speaker 1: could get a job and an awesome job that's life changing,
Speaker 1: but then you don't get another job for a while,
Speaker 1: and um, you know that's that's a that's a stressful
Speaker 1: way out and to operate. Yeah, and that's and it
Speaker 1: seems like that's what Cox loves. For some reason. Cox
Speaker 1: seems to love being unhappy, because that's really what we're saying.
Speaker 1: When you're anxious and you're and you you're you know,
Speaker 1: because it all it's exactly and here we go. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry I did it already, but here's a Star Wars reference,
Speaker 1: but it's exactly what Yoda says. Fear leads to anger,
Speaker 1: Anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. Maybe limit
Speaker 1: the amount of jazz lettuce you have before the show,
Speaker 1: because if you start getting oh really, you're really high
Speaker 1: right now, I'm so baked. Anyway, Okay, well there you
Speaker 1: have everyone. We're gonna cut all No, no, we're not out. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't have time to cut things today. We gotta
Speaker 1: air this show tomorrow. Normally, ladies and gentlemen, we do
Speaker 1: these shows a little bit before the air. But because
Speaker 1: of all sorts of scheduling mayhem, we are recording this
Speaker 1: today Monday, and you will hear it Tuesday morning. So
Speaker 1: we can be so current, we can be so fresh.
Speaker 1: I'm nervous. I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I think it might be some of the weed, but
Speaker 1: I am nervous. Yes, well, maybe you should limit yourself
Speaker 1: to how much we smoke before the show. We have
Speaker 1: to entertain. You are not my mother. You are not
Speaker 1: my mom. I'm just saying the world. My mom doesn't
Speaker 1: tell me how much weed I smoke, either, so please stop. Okay.
Speaker 1: So the show opens with j D grabbing some wax
Speaker 1: off of turks beautifully waxed dome because he didn't have
Speaker 1: a chance to put any products in his hair. That
Speaker 1: was very funny. That was very funny. And then I
Speaker 1: took a the lecture and put it on my lips
Speaker 1: or the lips for the That was so stupid. This
Speaker 1: episode was very silly, a lot of silly moments. The
Speaker 1: fact that the fact I'm gonna jump ahead, but the
Speaker 1: fact that Kelso's knocked out for that long too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everyone hates Kelso. So no one's helping him. He's just
Speaker 1: lying there on the ground, on the ground, knocked out. Um.
Speaker 1: You know with Scrubs episodes, you know, the tone can
Speaker 1: can lean a certain direction depending on the mood everyone
Speaker 1: was in that week in the writer's room. This is
Speaker 1: a particularly silly episode. Oh my god, the Mighty Kite.
Speaker 1: So so, this is really funny, mislead. So yeah, Jad
Speaker 1: and I didn't catch this. I don't remember this, but
Speaker 1: jd Um is trying is say hey. He says, hey,
Speaker 1: you a doctor. This episode has a theme about doctors
Speaker 1: and female doctors, whether or not they take the time
Speaker 1: to make themselves look all dolled up or not. Elliott does, um,
Speaker 1: some of the other doctors don't, and Jad turns to
Speaker 1: a two that don't and says, hey, so and so
Speaker 1: is it windy out? And she looks at him like,
Speaker 1: you know, fuck you, what are you talking about? And
Speaker 1: then he attempts to cover and they the writers sell
Speaker 1: this like Jad's trying to cover Oh no, just because
Speaker 1: I'm I wanna know if my kite team is practicing
Speaker 1: today the mighty kites, Like I'm making it up, right,
Speaker 1: But but the thing is, the young doctor comes in
Speaker 1: so disheveled also that she's looked like she she looks
Speaker 1: like she was in a windstorm. Right. But it's a
Speaker 1: very funny mislead for later because then we learned that no,
Speaker 1: JD was in bullshitting. He is, in fact very into
Speaker 1: his kite club. That that only that consists of only
Speaker 1: he and Turk. No, no, they're missing practice. There's people
Speaker 1: outside flying kites. Is that what it is? I thought
Speaker 1: that was. I thought they were just kites. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we're missing dude, the girl stone we go, do we go,
Speaker 1: dud we go, we're missing practice, right, and then we
Speaker 1: go mighty time right let thee Yeah. Yeah. So this
Speaker 1: is the first appearance that j D and Turk are
Speaker 1: in a Now it's funny that the kite club practices
Speaker 1: in the parking lot of the hospital. It just doesn't
Speaker 1: it just has right or or they don't have to
Speaker 1: be doctors. They could be members of the janitorial staff.
Speaker 1: We just know they probably work at the hospital. It's
Speaker 1: a hospital kite flaring club. Um, this episode we upset Sarah. Um.
Speaker 1: This is the this is Greace to Face episode. Yeah. Now,
Speaker 1: now it's interesting because it really is um fact mirroring
Speaker 1: fiction with what was what the story was about. The story,
Speaker 1: as I said, was about and I'm assuming they took
Speaker 1: this from from actual doctors because it's it seems like
Speaker 1: a real thing. Some female doctors put time into to
Speaker 1: try and look you know, makeup up and hair done,
Speaker 1: and others don't. And Elliot is wrestling with the fact
Speaker 1: that she wants to look good. We see that she
Speaker 1: gets up at five in the morning and puts on
Speaker 1: makeup and does her hair, and Kelse has had enough
Speaker 1: of it. He says, the other doctors are gossiping about you.
Speaker 1: I don't want this. You're not supposed to look like this,
Speaker 1: and as a doctor, cut it out. Well. So the
Speaker 1: gag is that Sarah's then supposed to come to the
Speaker 1: classroom looking the polar opposite from all makeup up. She's
Speaker 1: come she's supposed to look bad enough so that Todd
Speaker 1: can say, hey, Elliott, is it greasy outside? And Sarah
Speaker 1: kept coming back looking still stunning. She wasn't doing the
Speaker 1: joke that was, you need to look shitty, Sarah. I
Speaker 1: know it's Network TV and you don't want to look shitty,
Speaker 1: but you got the joke doesn't work if you don't
Speaker 1: come in looking like shit. Right. It's the funniest thing, man,
Speaker 1: the makeup that's, you know, supposed to make you look
Speaker 1: like you don't have makeup one, right, So Donald and
Speaker 1: I Donald and I were trying to be funny and
Speaker 1: um we were like, come on, grease your face. And
Speaker 1: then we got the whole If you remember, that's a
Speaker 1: classroom of like all the principles, and we got everyone
Speaker 1: chanting grease stuff face, grease stuff face. Now, this many
Speaker 1: years later, it's not surprising that Sarah didn't find that funny. No,
Speaker 1: she broke She started crying when yeah, actually, yeah, we
Speaker 1: had we had to apologize. We had to apologize. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well yeah, come on, man, it was like midnight. It
Speaker 1: was midnight listen. In our defense, we thought she was
Speaker 1: laughing with us. She was not, and we It was
Speaker 1: very late and we were all very silly, and we
Speaker 1: thought we we we totally thought she was laughing with us.
Speaker 1: We learned that she was not, and we promptly apologized
Speaker 1: right away. We felt I felt horrible about it, but
Speaker 1: that shit, but that shit's still funny to this day,
Speaker 1: and she can, I hope she can laugh about it,
Speaker 1: laugh about it now. But twenty years later I remember
Speaker 1: stuff and Rob was like chanting with his arm in
Speaker 1: the egg and hey, Elliott, greasy out. That's fine, And
Speaker 1: then what's up, Doc, it's happening. Turk Yep, it's happening.
Speaker 1: What's up, Doc? A lot of fucking big moments in
Speaker 1: this episode. All right, let's go back to it in
Speaker 1: some form of order. Um, so uncomfortable when someone, Oh,
Speaker 1: I wanted to say that. You know, there's a couple
Speaker 1: of moments where, like in the script, where they're cutting
Speaker 1: to people who are supposed to look unattractive, And I
Speaker 1: always find that so awkward as an actor when you're
Speaker 1: doing a scene and it's like, all right, these are
Speaker 1: the two people that have been brought in as the
Speaker 1: cutaway too unattractive. I think they're getting paid, and I
Speaker 1: think they're fine with it. I know, I know, but
Speaker 1: but I always feel I'll tell I'll tell you the
Speaker 1: truth when I'm when I'm directing, and that's the case
Speaker 1: I'll say. I always say, because I feel weird about it.
Speaker 1: We need to like mess you up and like so
Speaker 1: you so so the joke works, Like we need to
Speaker 1: make dress you slovenly and fuck up your hair and
Speaker 1: quote unquote grease the face and like make you look
Speaker 1: as unattractive as possible for the for the thing to work,
Speaker 1: which is which is true. But also I want to
Speaker 1: say it because I feel, I mean, I haven't done this.
Speaker 1: I haven't done this. That's your own shit. They know
Speaker 1: why they're there, they know what they're there to do.
Speaker 1: They read the script when they got the job. They
Speaker 1: knew exactly what it was so to do all of that,
Speaker 1: it's just like saying, you got the job, but now
Speaker 1: I'm gonna insult you and say and say you're not
Speaker 1: ugly enough. You think that they're like you trying to
Speaker 1: say I'm not ugly enough. No, I think I think
Speaker 1: they're saying, you don't have to be so nice to me.
Speaker 1: I know why I got the job. Don't rub the
Speaker 1: shit in, Let's just shoot the motherfucking thing so I
Speaker 1: can go home and cash this check and smoke that weed.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, well you taught me something. I
Speaker 1: will no longer tell them they need to grease the face.
Speaker 1: Why is Danny walking around our apartment in a bra?
Speaker 1: It makes no sense. I mean, it's a little bit ResQue. No,
Speaker 1: but maybe she's so comfortable around turk and we're both doctors.
Speaker 1: But I mean, dude, if I was living with you
Speaker 1: and Casey and Casey was walking around in her bra,
Speaker 1: You've seen Casey and her bra and underwear, you see.
Speaker 1: I know, but I'm saying, let's say I was your roommate,
Speaker 1: Casey probably wouldn't walking around the house in or bra.
Speaker 1: I just thought it was funny that tarred h is
Speaker 1: uh walking around in her sexy bra and my roommates
Speaker 1: just like, okay, who we're making fun of? Married with children?
Speaker 1: Isn't it funny? The sitcom convention that when people kissed,
Speaker 1: they go, oh, that was only all married with children? No, No,
Speaker 1: it was a lot of sitcoms where they go, oh, right.
Speaker 1: But as as shows got old, as shows got hipper,
Speaker 1: those went out the window. And I know, when we
Speaker 1: when we did the sitcom spoof on Scrubs, we did
Speaker 1: all that, made sure to do that. I loved it.
Speaker 1: I loved married with Children for keeping that because that
Speaker 1: it was it seemed like the audience was a part
Speaker 1: of the show, which they are when you're watching a sitcom.
Speaker 1: When you did your sitcoms, because you've done one or two, yeah, one,
Speaker 1: I've done I've done one. Okay, when you when when
Speaker 1: did you did the audience do ooze and oz yeah,
Speaker 1: But then we you know, I'm working with Wayne and Kristen,
Speaker 1: and then they're like, we don't want to we don't
Speaker 1: want the us and nas. We just want the laughs,
Speaker 1: the ouzon nas are you know. So the audience would
Speaker 1: do it and they and they'd cut it out and
Speaker 1: they'd be like no, no, no, no, no. I think
Speaker 1: there's something about it. There's something about it. There's something
Speaker 1: about a lot. I think when an audience they're so
Speaker 1: conditioned like Pavlov's dogs, and they get into a sitcom
Speaker 1: stage and a couple of kisses and they don't even
Speaker 1: know they're doing it. They're just like, oh, And it's
Speaker 1: always that obnoxian right that that Scooby Doo there's something
Speaker 1: about being in a sitcom audience if you've never been that.
Speaker 1: First of all, they crank the ac so it's cold,
Speaker 1: and you're like all fucking high on unjust like the
Speaker 1: energy of excitement. And they have a comedian come out
Speaker 1: who warms you up and gets you all laughing at
Speaker 1: the stupidest shit because they want you in a very
Speaker 1: silly mood, and you just start laughing at things that
Speaker 1: you would never likely laugh at if you saw the
Speaker 1: sitcom on at home. But in the audience, they're all
Speaker 1: hyped up. You're just cracking up at everything right, absolutely,
Speaker 1: But the person that's in the audience is always great.
Speaker 1: And if you're on the show, you watch the same
Speaker 1: stick every week, but the new audience comes in and
Speaker 1: they've never seen it. And it's really funny to why,
Speaker 1: because it's like watching a stand up just work their
Speaker 1: act and work their act and work their act, and
Speaker 1: you see the same thing and sometimes it kills and
Speaker 1: sometimes it doesn't. And as an actor doing your scenes
Speaker 1: and everything, it's always sometimes it's really it's a cool
Speaker 1: break to look out into the audience and see, you know,
Speaker 1: another show going on, you know, while you're while you're
Speaker 1: working on your craft. So's it's right. The whole sitcom,
Speaker 1: the whole sitcome thing is a great experience you right, Zache,
Speaker 1: if you come to America opens up again? Yeah? Please?
Speaker 1: It is fun. I gotta say, even those sitcoms aren't.
Speaker 1: There's not that many left anymore. If you're in um,
Speaker 1: if you do come as a tourist to visit Hollywood,
Speaker 1: it is a fun experience to have, just because they
Speaker 1: probably won't be around for for forever, and uh, it's
Speaker 1: pretty fun experience, I think. And you don't have to
Speaker 1: stay the whole time. That was the great thing about
Speaker 1: the Zoom thing. They were talking about it like it
Speaker 1: was theater. I can't wait for theater to come back.
Speaker 1: That's I'm missing that now, Like that's gonna be, that's
Speaker 1: gonna be great, That'll be. That's magical, just to feel
Speaker 1: the energy. I mean, I do worry about all those
Speaker 1: people in one room, but for it to be back,
Speaker 1: I can't wait. Well, twenty twenty two, okay, twenty twenty two,
Speaker 1: we'll go see a play. No Well. JD said on
Speaker 1: our show that he would feel he's not going to
Speaker 1: feel comfortable being in a theater until twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: He was speaking about a movie theater, but I think
Speaker 1: we can assume it goes for theater as well. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go buy what real j D says. It's
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. Now, very funny when I imagine that
Speaker 1: I'm a ghost and I land and I go you wait, oh,
Speaker 1: I touch you and I go to reach for your bugles, right,
Speaker 1: and then my ghost hand goes through your groin and
Speaker 1: you go, quote your ghost hands. It's your ghost hands.
Speaker 1: Is cool? Now? Now, this is a classic Scrubs moment
Speaker 1: with Turk with the bugles on his fingers doing witch
Speaker 1: hands right in the lens for some weird reason. I mean,
Speaker 1: why are you breaking the fourth wall looking right into
Speaker 1: the barrel? For this is what was asked to me,
Speaker 1: and so it was done. It's only a handful of
Speaker 1: moments directly into the lens, breaking the fourth wall, and
Speaker 1: Turk looks right at the audience and does a scary
Speaker 1: witch Yeah, straight up, straight up. That was I remember that,
Speaker 1: and I've I've since had my son do that, and
Speaker 1: he loved whenever bugles are in the house, he will
Speaker 1: put them on the tips of I don't think I've
Speaker 1: had a bugle in my presence since this joke really
Speaker 1: why kids still love bugles? They're around every now and then.
Speaker 1: You'll find some if you live in another country. You
Speaker 1: know what they are from watching Scrubs. But it is
Speaker 1: a derito like thing shaped like a bugle. Daniel Joel's
Speaker 1: are you consumers of bugles in uh? In my weed
Speaker 1: adult states? Most certainly otherwise weed adults. But yeah, bules
Speaker 1: are good. Let's tick him on the fingers, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Daniel got on a dope shirt. You have no idea
Speaker 1: what that shirt is, do you? It's so easy, it's
Speaker 1: so I know, I know what I don't. Don't say anything. Wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, do you know what it's from? No? Are
Speaker 1: you asking me? Look it up? No? You're so easy
Speaker 1: to fall in love, isn't that? It's a it's a
Speaker 1: day day last, so so it goes. It's so easy,
Speaker 1: it's so easy. It's so it's dope. One of the
Speaker 1: I fell in love with this fish you got caught
Speaker 1: in my mesh. Heyo, she burned my scene up like
Speaker 1: David koresh I guess the dominate nutting. But a rock
Speaker 1: with a name anyway, all right, we're gonna break before
Speaker 1: we got a break, I want to tell you a
Speaker 1: few tribute things from scrubs WICKI. Um, as we said,
Speaker 1: this is the first appearance of World's most Giant doctor Yes.
Speaker 1: According to the DVD commentary, the Elliot subplot of this
Speaker 1: episode was spawned from the behind the scenes detail that
Speaker 1: it was time consuming to always have Sarah Chalk so
Speaker 1: heavily made up and groomed in every scene. And we
Speaker 1: also learned that Laverne has worked at Sacred Heart for
Speaker 1: twenty three years. That is the trivia for might clean.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back, We'll be right back, and yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: the janitor and Elliott in this episode is hilarious. Dude,
Speaker 1: it's his first time calling her blonde doctor I think right,
Speaker 1: or no, oh, I think he I think he called
Speaker 1: her that before. But um, just just the fact that
Speaker 1: you know, he cheers her up and picks her up
Speaker 1: and gives her a ride actually on his uh in
Speaker 1: his car, Yeah, to the morgue. Yeah. Um, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: I think he's jumping with her, jumping definitely in love
Speaker 1: with Yeah, he's definitely. But I think that's I think
Speaker 1: that spawned from us thinking that Neil was in love
Speaker 1: with uh, Sarah, And then do you think, Sarah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't I don't think he was, but
Speaker 1: I thought, I don't know. Shoot, I don't know where
Speaker 1: it came from, to be honest with you, But it's
Speaker 1: such a it's such a great storyline between the two
Speaker 1: of them. How much the janitor is obviously in love
Speaker 1: with her and she's so freaking needs an ally at
Speaker 1: the hospital. It just so happens to be the most
Speaker 1: diabolical person in the hospital, but not to her. He
Speaker 1: loves her and Kelso it's funny. It was a funny shot,
Speaker 1: by the way, when Kelso Um is looking at Sarah
Speaker 1: and telling you're not the world makeup and you see
Speaker 1: the bangs in front of the lens Chris Cotch director,
Speaker 1: good good, judge and um. And then we learned that
Speaker 1: Kelso's son, this is one of the another thing we're
Speaker 1: always learning about Kelso's son. We learned that he wears
Speaker 1: makeup and shaves his quote fund Zone. Also Tyra Banks
Speaker 1: and was it Heidi Klum, Yes, Yeah, elaborate hole, elaborate
Speaker 1: plan for those two and j D and Turt where
Speaker 1: Tyra Banks runs over Turk's mom in a car Turk
Speaker 1: doesn't care necessarily about his mom because he's so happy
Speaker 1: to be with Tyra Banks. Carla then asked, what about
Speaker 1: your mom, and Turke says, JD, you tell her, and
Speaker 1: then JD proceeds to tell her that what they're gonna
Speaker 1: do is well, first of all, my mom doesn't die, Turst,
Speaker 1: mom doesn't die. What they do is they take her
Speaker 1: brain and they put it into Heidi Klum's body, and
Speaker 1: she falls in love with JD and they live happily
Speaker 1: ever after. And at first it's kind of weird because
Speaker 1: it's my mom, right, But in the end I learned
Speaker 1: to live with it. Yeah, bizarre, dude. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm so happy I smoked me to watch this episode
Speaker 1: was so surreal. It's great. Like I'm telling you, this
Speaker 1: is like, you know, you'll find episodes of Scrubs that
Speaker 1: are not this stoner, weird, bizarre like, but this is
Speaker 1: one of the ones that has a lot of very
Speaker 1: silly things, really silly stuff. And that classroom it made
Speaker 1: me what I remember we were shooting this, we were
Speaker 1: doing this thing with the class and Cox is teaching
Speaker 1: a class. I thought that was so funny. I wish
Speaker 1: we had done more of that dynamic. It reminds me
Speaker 1: of the Office to show the Office when they would
Speaker 1: have the meetings in the in the room, there's always
Speaker 1: so hysterical and this episode that those scenes we're all
Speaker 1: talking over each other and bouncing back and forth with
Speaker 1: the dialogue. I thought it was really funny and we
Speaker 1: wish we had done it more. Ye shout out Johnny Castle,
Speaker 1: shout out Johnny Castle. Was was hilarious. Who plays um Doug?
Speaker 1: And first of all, I find it funny that the
Speaker 1: Cox is teaching them something about a defibrillator, Like, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure these guys know how to use a defibrillator.
Speaker 1: At this point, I didn't understand what the club he
Speaker 1: was like teaching them how to defibrillate a mannequin, Like
Speaker 1: I think that's been covered in med school. I don't
Speaker 1: you know, I don't you try to take CPR every year?
Speaker 1: Like you forget it? Don't you like? Not if you're
Speaker 1: a doctor doing it right? That's I guess that's true.
Speaker 1: I don't know, this thought was, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: would imagine a cardiologist is I don't know, I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know. We learned that Danny trimmed rowdies and
Speaker 1: his hairs. You guys have a job? Does she have
Speaker 1: a job? Which I don't know. I don't know, But
Speaker 1: j D and Danny are perfect for each other. She's
Speaker 1: just sitting at home, like dressing up rowney and trimming
Speaker 1: his and his hairs. Yeah a dead dog. Did they
Speaker 1: ever say what her job is? That? I remember they didn't,
Speaker 1: but don't you. But I also believe that I like
Speaker 1: as much as he's in love. This is this is
Speaker 1: what she was also saying, like she's perfect for him
Speaker 1: if you listen to what she does. She told people, hey,
Speaker 1: bring toilet paper if you come over, like all of
Speaker 1: the things that JD needs in she's almost exactly like him,
Speaker 1: and he can't see it because he's so in love
Speaker 1: with Elliott he's blind to it. How funny is another
Speaker 1: super stone or silly thing? And when I mentioned my
Speaker 1: scarf collection, and then I look at her scarf and
Speaker 1: I go, ohau she because I left my cell phone
Speaker 1: on and that's how she hurt. And that's how Turk
Speaker 1: heard about my scarf collection. Oh oh, that's a gift,
Speaker 1: my stupid, silly celebratory dance. And then going back to
Speaker 1: the and then turning sad and then celebrating. He really
Speaker 1: was so not in there. He just liked they just
Speaker 1: he just liked sex with her. I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you had no feelings for her, which is crazy because
Speaker 1: she seemed like she was great. Yeah, the character seemed
Speaker 1: like a good match. But as you said, I love
Speaker 1: Trump sault. Yeah over everything. It's hard to say that word.
Speaker 1: All right, let's bring you. Let's get the guest. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: we have a guest for you. Everybody very exciting here
Speaker 1: at Fake Doctor's Real Friends. I'm very excited as well.
Speaker 1: Really are you do you know something I don't know? Oh, Bellamy,
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, all day at Fake Doctor's Real Friends. Everybody,
Speaker 1: beautiful people, beautiful people. Thank you, guys. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: It's so nice to meet the show. It's right, Bella,
Speaker 1: appreciate that. Roy. You got your very official Donald phase
Speaker 1: on Oprah intro, which is the greatest honor we bestow
Speaker 1: upon our guests. Tell me my life. Thank you, Donald,
Speaker 1: I really appreciate you doing that for me. Man, Roy,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for being a fan. Not only
Speaker 1: are you a big fan, but you you are always
Speaker 1: so kind and blowing us up on Twitter and telling
Speaker 1: all your followers about us. So we really appreciate it.
Speaker 1: We we we appreciate your love. Well, I gotta tell
Speaker 1: you it's very very much an honor to be with
Speaker 1: two men who I've it's been a long time watching
Speaker 1: on the television and in the movies. And it's also
Speaker 1: a real, real pleasure to spend some time with two
Speaker 1: people who are in my industry. Who knows exactly what's
Speaker 1: going on right now? Now? Do you know? How do
Speaker 1: you know? Daniel? Yeah? Oh? Twitter? Twitter? It's the best Twitter.
Speaker 1: It's the best Twitter friends. Your Twitter friends, Yep, that's
Speaker 1: Daniel and Joel are are coming, Um, like you know,
Speaker 1: are gaining Twitter you know, celebrity status. Um there there
Speaker 1: there there, followers are climbing. You got to follow them all,
Speaker 1: um on Twitter. Follow Daniel Goodman and Joel Monique and
Speaker 1: Roy Bell me on because they are good tweeters and
Speaker 1: people really like them. Although Joel, you said something quite
Speaker 1: controversial that I don't know how I agree with. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's get into it here we go. Well, far be
Speaker 1: it from me. I don't know that this is how
Speaker 1: you know it's a bullshit statement because he started with
Speaker 1: far be it from me. Well, no, I disagree. I
Speaker 1: like the New Fincher movie, and I don't think Joel did. Oh.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a beautiful movie. I just didn't
Speaker 1: think any of the women were authentic human beings. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get you very much. Just there to support a guy.
Speaker 1: They're all like, oh, he's a genius. We gotta just
Speaker 1: let him go be drunk and a genius that can't
Speaker 1: have any emotions about it. I'm a lady. Yeah. Man, Well,
Speaker 1: I encourage people to look at it, even with Joel's
Speaker 1: christ watch the Black and Whitelis. You know, you hear
Speaker 1: this about films. You could, but this is the ultimate case.
Speaker 1: You could hit pause at any moment on that movie
Speaker 1: and you would put that photograph on your wall. It
Speaker 1: is stunning. Cinematography is so beautiful and um yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: sure the movie's not for everyone because it's it's not
Speaker 1: a lot happens. It's basically about an alcoholic writer's struggle
Speaker 1: to write Citizen Kane. Um. But I thought the acting
Speaker 1: was great and I thought it was beautifully shot. Amanda
Speaker 1: Scyprie did what she needed to do. She was good,
Speaker 1: so talented. I want to centure to cast me one day,
Speaker 1: what did Amanda syfre do? And she plays um what's
Speaker 1: the name of the movie star she plays? To look
Speaker 1: it up? Okay, okay, so wait, what is it that
Speaker 1: she did that? It was so impressive. She's just really
Speaker 1: solid performer, like she I feel like Amanda Cyfried has
Speaker 1: is obviously talented. She's done a lot of great things,
Speaker 1: but lately she's been doing a lot of like camp stuff,
Speaker 1: which she's great at and it is a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: But like she came in this movie, I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: this one was a very serious actress, like what she's
Speaker 1: doing with that character, and it's hard to it's hard
Speaker 1: to it's hard to remember that because of the singing
Speaker 1: and dance and that she did recently. Is what you're
Speaker 1: trying to say, right, you know, you see Mamma Mia
Speaker 1: and you're like, this is great for an entirely different
Speaker 1: set of reasons. No, what she's saying is is the
Speaker 1: movie reminds you that Amanda is very talented. And I agree.
Speaker 1: I thought she did a wonder She plays Marion Davies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Marion Davies, who was a movie star at the time,
Speaker 1: who was married to um Hurst. Yes, yeah, Okay, anyway,
Speaker 1: check it out everybody. I recommend it. Roy, you are
Speaker 1: on a nationally syndicated radio show, not a podcast. I
Speaker 1: was corrected. Uh well, uh, there have been some changes
Speaker 1: to that. Uh so Dan's contract with ESPN. Mutually it's
Speaker 1: been put So when the first is this the first
Speaker 1: exclusive on Thursday and all the rags in the media.
Speaker 1: So no, it's an exclusive, an exclusive exclusive. Roy, don't
Speaker 1: ruin our exclusive. We love our ruin. It's inclusive. This
Speaker 1: is an exclusive from Roy Bell. Let me go ahead, Roy,
Speaker 1: go ahead, Roy right, Roy, give us give our listeners
Speaker 1: the exclusive only on fake doctor's girlfriends. So Danny ESPN
Speaker 1: have mutually agreed the point ways. Our final ESPN show
Speaker 1: will be January fourth, and you can catch us they're
Speaker 1: on out well you normally would catch us on podcasts
Speaker 1: wherever you get your podcasts on January fit. What's the
Speaker 1: name of the show, Roy, that's the Dan Love with
Speaker 1: Todd Show with Stugats. Now I know nothing about sports, Roy,
Speaker 1: you probably know from listening to the podcast. Um, but
Speaker 1: but Bill Lawrence, who if there's a venn diagram of
Speaker 1: both of our lives, it overlaps with Bill Lawrence, who
Speaker 1: loves being on Your Guys show, and he says, it's
Speaker 1: a lot like this, except instead of rambling a nonsense
Speaker 1: and occasionally talking about scrubs, you guys talk about sports.
Speaker 1: That's right. And partially why I'm here is I am
Speaker 1: here to convince Zach to listen to our show, okay,
Speaker 1: And the reason why I'm here to do that is
Speaker 1: because Zach is not a sports fan. And if you
Speaker 1: are not a sports fan, all show is for you, okay,
Speaker 1: because we make fun of sports, all right, But but
Speaker 1: but are you Are you guys gonna reference people that
Speaker 1: I won't know. They'll be like, oh my god, Jim
Speaker 1: Jim Simpson and that dunk Lass night, and I will
Speaker 1: be like, I didn't see the dunk who dunk Big
Speaker 1: Big Jim Simpson, Big Jim, Big Jim Simpson. D stuff
Speaker 1: like athletes that can plants like three rollins and Eric
Speaker 1: flowers and stuff like that. So okay, yeah we do
Speaker 1: three rollant. Yeah yeah, tree is a plant. Tree is
Speaker 1: a plant. Oh I thought you I thought you were
Speaker 1: saying three rollins like snipped plants, like he thought he
Speaker 1: thought you were saying smokes plants. Donald Focus, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: Roy before you got on. Donald revealed to our listeners
Speaker 1: that it wasn't it wasn't a big reveal. On most shows,
Speaker 1: he's only mildly high, but today he's decided to be
Speaker 1: very high. So just figured of you. That's very good.
Speaker 1: You deserved to be high, and you are deserving, sir,
Speaker 1: You are deserving. This is also the first time I
Speaker 1: get to look at the closet. This is really nice. Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't got shit and the like, I got some
Speaker 1: fly stuff in here. It's just you know, you got
Speaker 1: more than I do I can use. So all right, Roy,
Speaker 1: do you have a question for any of us? Um?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's the one thing I didn't really think of. Okay,
Speaker 1: have a question. It could be for Daniel or Joel
Speaker 1: if you want, because no one really asked them questions.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be scrubs related. Oh that's good.
Speaker 1: Well Daniel drow As I said, you guys are in
Speaker 1: my industry, and uh, I just want to know what
Speaker 1: do you guys aspire to be as you guys grow
Speaker 1: into your career. Very good question, great question. Great podcasting
Speaker 1: is super new and so we don't it's like it's
Speaker 1: it's an exciting inustry to be in because it much
Speaker 1: like film or radio and their infancy, you don't know
Speaker 1: what the heights are, like what there's people constantly breaking
Speaker 1: new boundaries and trying new things, and we're still trying
Speaker 1: to figure out, you know, what distinguishes the space from radio,
Speaker 1: and so I think I just want to be on
Speaker 1: the cutting edge of of that is my goal is
Speaker 1: like as I explored, like what are the limits of
Speaker 1: this and just testing out new things and trying different
Speaker 1: forms of podcasts. I think that's what's exciting, um, you know,
Speaker 1: and eventually I wouldn't mind having like a full sleep
Speaker 1: of shows that are just mine, like I handcrafted, I
Speaker 1: curated all the talent. That's sort of that's the next step. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we're white morning of that idea right there, you guys
Speaker 1: put on your web and their long term term goal
Speaker 1: is to tour all of Europe and the United States
Speaker 1: and the bus with me and Donald show in New Zealand.
Speaker 1: Let's yea, yeah, yeah, the only place where the only
Speaker 1: place in the world, well we're not allowed in, but
Speaker 1: if we were all out in the only place we
Speaker 1: could tour would be New Zealand. Um, all right, Daniel
Speaker 1: how about you. What will answer? I feel similarly to
Speaker 1: Joel's answer, but honestly from a facilitative standpoint. I want
Speaker 1: to facilitate, you know, strong voices and getting people the
Speaker 1: space that they deserve on podcast. I kind of like
Speaker 1: the idea of being I don't want to say like
Speaker 1: an well, yeah, kind of like an A and R.
Speaker 1: Like I love people's ideas. I love people who have
Speaker 1: strong personalities and strong voices. And I feel like, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm at this point, We're on the inside, We're on
Speaker 1: this industry. We're in this industry. So having a dialog
Speaker 1: for people, yeah, and you know, being able to help
Speaker 1: people give their voice to the world is is That's
Speaker 1: what That's what I want to do. You guys, First
Speaker 1: of all, I just want to say you're you're selling
Speaker 1: yourself is a little bit short, because yeah, because I
Speaker 1: feel like what you just both said you could achieve
Speaker 1: in you are achieving and can achieve in a year.
Speaker 1: I you, guys, first of all, I you. For those
Speaker 1: of you who don't recall in our listening audience, these
Speaker 1: two people weren't supposed to talk. Joelle was our pretty ever,
Speaker 1: Joel was our no. We need, we need to we
Speaker 1: need to we need to just stress that, we need
Speaker 1: to stress that. I remember the conversation. So we got
Speaker 1: Daniel and Joel Zach. Are they ever gonna talk? No,
Speaker 1: they're never gonna talk. Okay, good, They're never gonna talk.
Speaker 1: Flash cut to now, dude, Thank god you guys. My
Speaker 1: point is is that we we when we created this thing,
Speaker 1: we had no fucking idea what it was going to be.
Speaker 1: And Donald I certainly didn't think this many people would
Speaker 1: be listening. And then Joelle and Daniel are such interesting
Speaker 1: personalities themselves and so great on the on the podcast
Speaker 1: that we want more and more, and the fans love
Speaker 1: them and they love when they contribute. And I know
Speaker 1: when I don't know that answer to that thing that
Speaker 1: I bet your bottom dollar Daniel does. And same with
Speaker 1: Joel and Joel. When you did our little recap show,
Speaker 1: you were just so charming and your voice sounded so good.
Speaker 1: I was, I think, you guys, should you can do both?
Speaker 1: You should? You should curate and be an A and
Speaker 1: R type fellow. Daniel and anyone who has a great
Speaker 1: podcast idea should slide into Daniel's Twitter feed and hit
Speaker 1: him up. And same thing with Joel but but at
Speaker 1: the same time, you should curate your own shows where
Speaker 1: you're on air talent, because I think you guys really
Speaker 1: are talented broadcasters. Well, a very a very brief peak
Speaker 1: behind the curtain. But before everything went under, Joel and
Speaker 1: I were hosting a podcast together. So what was it about? Uh,
Speaker 1: it's it was, Uh we can We'll get into like
Speaker 1: a very brief like synopsis of it. Basically, y'all know
Speaker 1: Daniel loves the video games. You know, I'm a nerd.
Speaker 1: I do the tabletop and the comic books and the
Speaker 1: movies and the TV um And along with our friend
Speaker 1: Rosie Knight, who writes for Nerdice, the three of us
Speaker 1: were just talking about nerd news stuff every Friday for
Speaker 1: two and a half hours. And it was incredible because
Speaker 1: Dana will give us like updates on those sports like
Speaker 1: teams that are I was the sports corner at esports.
Speaker 1: I was your esports corner. It was the weather report
Speaker 1: for esports. What's happening here? It was amazing because I
Speaker 1: know nothing about it, but it was so huge. And
Speaker 1: he would tell us about these like large cash prizes
Speaker 1: and the drama going on between the teams, and I
Speaker 1: imagine much like Roy and the people who don't like
Speaker 1: sports but will enjoy listening to the show. It was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I didn't know there was so much
Speaker 1: like life and vitality and this thing that I'm not
Speaker 1: regularly engaging in. And the Rosie would come in and
Speaker 1: just be like off the cuff, brilliant, and it was
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. So we're hoping now that we
Speaker 1: have a good flow for COVID and our other shows
Speaker 1: are good and solid. We can't take off again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys should totally do that, man, because there is
Speaker 1: definitely a there's definitely a corner for that, Joel. You know,
Speaker 1: Zach hit me up and was like, Donald, why are
Speaker 1: you procrastinating with the Star Wars podcast? Yeah? I hadn't
Speaker 1: arranged to draw. I had an Internet thank you. I
Speaker 1: didn't realize that you are. You're like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: We're not doing anything you happen to I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go off on one little rant. You happen to
Speaker 1: be in a position like very few people are lucky
Speaker 1: to be in where you can have you can entertain
Speaker 1: people from your closet and people love the show. We
Speaker 1: know that, and we're so grateful to our listeners and
Speaker 1: and our listeners who have the same level of love
Speaker 1: for Star Wars that you two are are very interested
Speaker 1: in an offshoot, because they certainly don't want y'all talking
Speaker 1: about it on here, so they're very That's not true.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I know some of them are, but
Speaker 1: they're very interested in this offshoot. And I just don't
Speaker 1: know why you wouldn't do it. Do we lose roy
Speaker 1: I think it's Internet may have dropped Royce. Like anyway,
Speaker 1: I'll see what I had to say. Dan left ESPN,
Speaker 1: We got a new podcast. Wherever you get your podcasts out,
Speaker 1: they're not talking to me anyway, anyway, Donald, if you
Speaker 1: don't want to do it, you don't want to do it.
Speaker 1: I just think, no, I totally want to do it.
Speaker 1: I totally want to do it. I sent in my
Speaker 1: my stuff. Joel. Joel just always joy. What are you doing? Man?
Speaker 1: Like you? What's going on? It looked like no, I
Speaker 1: am I apologize. This is It was like you got
Speaker 1: all the information out that you needed to get out.
Speaker 1: You didn't have a question for us. Also, so you
Speaker 1: got all the information out, you didn't have a question
Speaker 1: for us, and then you're like, I'm done. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: have a question for you guys, ask all right, go ahead. Well,
Speaker 1: if there's a Scrubs table read yeah, what Beep has done?
Speaker 1: Or maybe ye? For charity? Yeah for charity? Or or
Speaker 1: did Georgia runoffs in this situation, would you guys get
Speaker 1: together and do it? Absolutely? Bill Lawrence has already brought
Speaker 1: this to our attention. I would like to personally do
Speaker 1: it for no kid hungry. Um. But I'm sure that
Speaker 1: I'll allowed charities will be brought to the table. Um.
Speaker 1: But yes, And I suggested to Bill that we do
Speaker 1: the Wizard of Oz episode because I think that's a
Speaker 1: really good episode. But I don't know that he'll choose
Speaker 1: that one. But Donald, um, you've said yes, everyone said yes,
Speaker 1: you know, for charity. Everyone instantly said yes. So we
Speaker 1: just need problem is that I don't know who's someone
Speaker 1: needs to wrangle it. I don't know who's gonna wrangle
Speaker 1: it Donald, I mean sigmy Donald. That's for dangerous. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: the only thing Donald's wrangling is nuggets into that bowl. No,
Speaker 1: you gotta put it in the grind to first down,
Speaker 1: grind it down. All right, Roy, let's fix your life.
Speaker 1: It's time for everybody's favorite segment. Ready with the queue.
Speaker 1: It's time to fix your life, all right, It's better
Speaker 1: to be a good one, Ryan, because we're very good
Speaker 1: at this. We've saved a lot of people's lives on
Speaker 1: the show. Okay, Like I'm already gonna say you're welcome.
Speaker 1: All right. So, as you guys know, sometimes radio producers
Speaker 1: career can be in flux. And as you heard me
Speaker 1: say earlier, kind of lost my job at ESPN. So yeah,
Speaker 1: so but I still have a job with the show obviously.
Speaker 1: So what does one do to be able to control
Speaker 1: one's career future in stead medium? Um, well that's almost
Speaker 1: a better question for Jowell and Daniel. But you're talking
Speaker 1: about in in like in the podcast broadcasting medium. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: in radio and podcasts and television. How it seems to
Speaker 1: me listen, It seems to me that you have two
Speaker 1: friends here who are very very dialed in at diheart.
Speaker 1: So if I were you, I would make a list
Speaker 1: of the things and the shows that most would interest
Speaker 1: you and bring them to Joel and Daniel. And obviously,
Speaker 1: if you can bring some talent with you that you
Speaker 1: know has some name notoriety that always helps you. I'm
Speaker 1: sure you've met other people that you can sort of
Speaker 1: wrangle Bill. Lawrence is obsessed with you. You could wrangle
Speaker 1: Bill for God's sakes. But um, you know, uh and
Speaker 1: and and come up with the show. I mean, if
Speaker 1: I was in your position, I just lost my job.
Speaker 1: You're obviously have a skill set that is unique and
Speaker 1: not everybody has. Obviously have an audience too, already obviously
Speaker 1: have an audience already, you have a Twitter following already.
Speaker 1: I would go here are five ideas that I think
Speaker 1: could be dopas shows that are unique that no one's doing.
Speaker 1: Here's some talent that I could reach out, and if
Speaker 1: they're not co hosting with me, I guarantee you they'll
Speaker 1: make regular appearances because I'm dialed and you're dialed in
Speaker 1: with a lot of people in the sports community, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: And then I would go to gatekeepers like Joel and
Speaker 1: Daniel and be like, hey, guys, can you help me
Speaker 1: bring this to iHeart because I think it's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Joel can get anyone on iHeart on the phone in
Speaker 1: two seconds. Um, So I would work on my pitch, well, Joel,
Speaker 1: Joel shaking her head, No, yeah, we can get calls,
Speaker 1: can get calls going. The point is is they are
Speaker 1: dialed and you can. You don't want to waste your
Speaker 1: shot though. You don't want to phone it in and
Speaker 1: be like, I don't know, I thought about the fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes here. No, I would make up like a beautiful
Speaker 1: pitch document and like have your pitch down so that
Speaker 1: when you get on the phone with a with a
Speaker 1: Will Pearson who's our iHeart overlord or whoever it is,
Speaker 1: you're like, all right, Will and you and you know,
Speaker 1: it's the classic sales thing where you're like, this is
Speaker 1: a no brainer. They may have you do a pilot
Speaker 1: where you crush it and kill it and then and
Speaker 1: then you're off to the races. Joel Dan, I'll add
Speaker 1: something to that. Please, Yeah, do all of those things
Speaker 1: Zach just said, but then just send email me email
Speaker 1: you have my Twitter. We'll work it out. We will share,
Speaker 1: but also, you know, share beyond us cover all your bases.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean it's a it's a thriving industry
Speaker 1: in these covidd times specifically, and it sounds really grenned
Speaker 1: to be inside for another year. So you know, don
Speaker 1: the rest of this year getting together and then yeah,
Speaker 1: hit off next year. Ready to go. Um, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna say, you know, you have a leg up because
Speaker 1: you there's a lot of people I'm sure listening who
Speaker 1: have who might have some really cool podcast ideas, but
Speaker 1: they don't have the built in fan base that you
Speaker 1: already have. That they don't have access to names that
Speaker 1: people that you probably are friendly with you. So you
Speaker 1: have a leg up. Go ahead, Daniel. I was just
Speaker 1: going to add that, you know, the nice thing about
Speaker 1: podcasts is that as a medium, they welcome so many perspectives, voices, faces,
Speaker 1: personalities to the space that like, it doesn't just have
Speaker 1: to be ESPN owns sports podcasts or x brand owns
Speaker 1: the idea of sports podcasting. I think truth be told.
Speaker 1: I think everything is underrepresented in podcasting. The only thing
Speaker 1: I'm not even going to go, I'm not gonna make
Speaker 1: a bad joke, but like, everything is underrepresented in podcasting.
Speaker 1: So I highly recommend you take every opportunity. I don't
Speaker 1: think I I think I don't think interviewing celebrities is
Speaker 1: under representation. I was gonna I was going to make sure,
Speaker 1: don't have your podcast be interviewing celebrities. Don't call it
Speaker 1: what the Fuck with Mark Marin or something. By the way,
Speaker 1: I'm on today. By the way, did you know, by
Speaker 1: the way of all the zillion podcast for you to
Speaker 1: randomly make a reference to, I'm the one you're on today,
Speaker 1: I'm on what the Fuck with Mark maron Today? If
Speaker 1: you're listening to this, it's Tuesday tomorrow, so it came out,
Speaker 1: so go check that out. It's actually, you know, a
Speaker 1: lot like Howard Stern. He kind of gets you to
Speaker 1: start talking about shit you don't normally talk about. And
Speaker 1: we went deep. We talked about grief, and we talked
Speaker 1: about depression, and we talked about OCD, which I had
Speaker 1: as a child. Um. Yeah, he got me talking and
Speaker 1: I was just I don't know, I was just my
Speaker 1: lips were flapping. So I was really really candid with him.
Speaker 1: And he lost his wife partner, um and I of
Speaker 1: course lost Nick, and we've both had a lot of
Speaker 1: grief in our life in few years. And we went there.
Speaker 1: We went there together. So it's really good. A lot
Speaker 1: like the questioning that Dan lobitt Hoorn does during his
Speaker 1: interview subjects. Yeah he does. Yeah, we call him the
Speaker 1: grief eater because he loves to dive in and focus
Speaker 1: in on your whatever happened in your life that you
Speaker 1: might hit him grieved over. Well, I think that's interesting. Listen.
Speaker 1: You know, I think there's something about radio that it's different.
Speaker 1: You know, when you want a talk show, you're just
Speaker 1: you're just saying you're five rehearsed anecdotes that you've figured out,
Speaker 1: whereas radio is just you know, especially the great interviewers
Speaker 1: like Howard I Think is and Mark Marin is and
Speaker 1: you're just sitting there. You just feel like you're talking.
Speaker 1: I mean, and I hope we do it a little
Speaker 1: bit on this show, although we mostly stay silly, but
Speaker 1: of course sometimes we get serious here. But you know,
Speaker 1: you just feel like you're talking to your friends and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, an hour and a half's
Speaker 1: gone by, and you're like, Jesus, I've never told anyone
Speaker 1: in that story, but I just told Mark Marin. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: well not only Mark Marin but all of his listeners too. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I think it's good. I always say,
Speaker 1: you know, we're talking about grief, and a lot of
Speaker 1: people can relate to grief, and we talk about depression
Speaker 1: and a lot of people can relate depression. I think
Speaker 1: it's it's healthy for people to feel like, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: not fucking alone. You know I'm not alone? No, Um,
Speaker 1: all right, Roy, You're welcome. Welcome, You're welcome, Welcome very
Speaker 1: much and welcome. And Roy, tell everyone the jewels that
Speaker 1: you could sell if you choose. Roy, tell everyone what
Speaker 1: your Twitter handle is so they can follow. You can
Speaker 1: build your audience right now. I am at Roy Belly.
Speaker 1: Oh y b e l L y at Roy Belly
Speaker 1: incredible Twitter follow and follow him. He's uh, he's very
Speaker 1: funny and most importantly, he's a big fan of our show,
Speaker 1: so that's why we really like him. But um, but
Speaker 1: thank you thanks for coming on the show. Absolutely, and
Speaker 1: we're excited to see what you come up with. Yeah, seriously,
Speaker 1: we'll look for some of emails. And please don't have
Speaker 1: it be about two African Americans obsessed with Star Wars,
Speaker 1: because that's taken any time you guys would have me,
Speaker 1: I'm available. Are you a Star Wars geek? I am
Speaker 1: unfortunately not. Okay, you're not right for that part. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you about Bill, Roy, that's always got time for you,
Speaker 1: do well, Oh Bill, Bill, I mean Roy Roy. That's it.
Speaker 1: Dat all right, Roy, thanks, thank you. I really appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Guys, take care of a good one. I
Speaker 1: think we give good advice, right, I think so. I
Speaker 1: think that's I think that's the best advice you could give.
Speaker 1: Poor guy lost his job. Yeah, but he's in a
Speaker 1: great position right now. He's not in one of those positions.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of people that are in way
Speaker 1: worse positions and when they lost their job, of course
Speaker 1: because of COVID and stuff like that. So maybe he
Speaker 1: got a summarance. You think he gotta you think maybe,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know, but his line of work,
Speaker 1: there's still opportunity for him right now, unlike a lot
Speaker 1: of people. Well, and like I said, most importantly for him,
Speaker 1: he's he's he's got some legs up. He could make
Speaker 1: it happen if he hustles hard. Absolutely, Um, let's finish
Speaker 1: the Scott Gerber, Scott Gerber at the end of the line,
Speaker 1: at the end of the lot of women. First of all,
Speaker 1: JD went to soccer camp. Why is JD at soccer camp?
Speaker 1: Although I did go to tennis camp for what it's worth,
Speaker 1: So maybe he was trying to try to get into
Speaker 1: a sport. I don't know. I just thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 1: Jordan Feldman, by the way, um went to Northwestern with me.
Speaker 1: He played Scott and so there you go. He showed
Speaker 1: up and I was like, Jordan, you're playing very funny,
Speaker 1: very funny. See No, yeah, yeah, you said you wanted to.
Speaker 1: I thought you wanted to be better teammates. He didn't.
Speaker 1: And then I say that he wore my jersey as
Speaker 1: a as a Nike gallon or something, yeah, as a knight,
Speaker 1: so stupid. Then we reveal at the end that that
Speaker 1: Johnny is not talking to his therapist, but he is
Speaker 1: talking to his baby. Yeah, and and and that'll do
Speaker 1: it for you, man. I mean, I'm telling you right now,
Speaker 1: your life changes. And everybody jokes about this, and we all,
Speaker 1: we all, everyone who asked kids knows exactly what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. And so when you see something like this
Speaker 1: as cliche is this it's so it's it's still it
Speaker 1: still strikes a nerve, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: figured it out at some point earlier on that he
Speaker 1: was talking to his kid, because it just didn't make
Speaker 1: sense that Cox would let down his guard for anyone
Speaker 1: other than it's child. You know, yeah, but even in
Speaker 1: therapy he's very combative, you know what I mean. And
Speaker 1: there's and and and it's just not in his character.
Speaker 1: And I was like, either, you know, especially we talk
Speaker 1: about this all the time, not necessarily remembering this episode.
Speaker 1: It was like, this would have to be a total
Speaker 1: shift in tone for doctor Cox if if this was
Speaker 1: going to be his character for the rest of the show.
Speaker 1: So I was like, there has to be a hook
Speaker 1: in there. Where's the hook? And I was like, oh, snap,
Speaker 1: he's talking to his kid. Well. I thought it was
Speaker 1: very funny that he's like, we saw doctor Cox experienced
Speaker 1: happiness and then he realized he couldn't really do his
Speaker 1: job effectively happy. That's great, Um, really good, really good.
Speaker 1: The end song that I had was certainly not a
Speaker 1: Ryan Adams song. Rescue Blues is the Ryan Adams song
Speaker 1: that's in the original Um what I whatever. I listened
Speaker 1: to on iTunes. M no offense to the replacement artist,
Speaker 1: but it was not a jam for me. Um. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, speaking of Jams, I thought, you know, we
Speaker 1: could go out with the show. My brother has wonderful song.
Speaker 1: Olamide Phase has this wonderful song about friendship and the
Speaker 1: times that we're going through right now, and how we
Speaker 1: can all use you know, the help of a you know,
Speaker 1: of our fellow human beings on this planet. And so
Speaker 1: that's the show. That's the show. Before you count into
Speaker 1: a laminate, we want to shout out everyone for listening.
Speaker 1: All we love you. Take care of yourselves. Be safe
Speaker 1: if you're in one of these hot zones, which I
Speaker 1: think is now pretty much the entire country. We're not
Speaker 1: going to convince you of anything you don't want to do.
Speaker 1: But if you do care what we say as fake doctors,
Speaker 1: stay home, stay inside, unless you have to go somewhere,
Speaker 1: wear a mask. If you do, don't just think about yourself,
Speaker 1: think about everybody else. You know, there's these stories where
Speaker 1: people go to a wedding right and they get infected
Speaker 1: and bring it home and then kill like their grandparents
Speaker 1: because they didn't get sick, or they got they were asymptomatic,
Speaker 1: but they brought that shit home and killed like multiple people.
Speaker 1: So if if you're not worried about yourself, think about
Speaker 1: being a carrier and killing somebody else. We gotta end
Speaker 1: on a high night, though I just took it, I
Speaker 1: took it dark. How do we get down. How do
Speaker 1: we get back? How do we get back down? We
Speaker 1: get make a fart, noise, get it back? We get
Speaker 1: it back like this, Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening, ears,
Speaker 1: for your pleasure, for your happiness, for your joy. Can
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Speaker 1: get a hallelujah, hallela give it up from my brother,
Speaker 1: from the same mother and father a Lama day father
Speaker 1: by six seven eight. I wish a head, and you too,
Speaker 1: Bible the doctor, get me more. So I just see
Speaker 1: you spen a while you answer. I want to feel
Speaker 1: a little better from the sound of your And look
Speaker 1: and if you can get expend some time spreading me
Speaker 1: over some wine. You know, we can talk about many
Speaker 1: things that every on the mind. See I just staying.
Speaker 1: I don't know where to begin. Where the story is.
Speaker 1: I just speed feel I'll tek your off tving like
Speaker 1: the story baby city, Hold and watch the TV. And
Speaker 1: I can see the insincerity, I might asked him. When
Speaker 1: I hear the I said, because that's my real alerty.
Speaker 1: When a heart meets catching up? Are you the one
Speaker 1: I can't come on? I hope to feel a little
Speaker 1: better from the sound of go and load and if
Speaker 1: not now when lives changed, the one is trying for
Speaker 1: other hate. I'm sitting back now to win anything. It's
Speaker 1: dropping me in saying I just need friend. Don't know
Speaker 1: better begin where I start. I just need a friend.
Speaker 1: I'm tire up the changing. Like starty heading, I need
Speaker 1: to let you. I need you there where you are
Speaker 1: you are. I need you. I need you, I need you,