Speaker 1: This is how we do it. It's better. It's better
Speaker 1: this Harry style. That's what my wife said. My wife
Speaker 1: said she likes it. She said, she likes it that
Speaker 1: I've cut my head down and I don't look like
Speaker 1: a famous basketball player. Baron something, Baron Davis Wild. Yes,
Speaker 1: she said, Tyson Chandler, who's a light skinned fellow. But
Speaker 1: then it made me realize, Oh, my wife thinks Tyson
Speaker 1: Chandler's handsome one too. Oh ship, my wife knows a
Speaker 1: little bit about basketball. Okay, okay, I like it. Thank you. Um.
Speaker 1: First of all, yeah, so much to talk about. I
Speaker 1: miss you guys, each other. Miss you. When's the last
Speaker 1: time we saw each other. It's been like a week, right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we took we took um, we skipped a day, so
Speaker 1: it's been a long time. I was thinking about you guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have so much we haven't talked about. Are you recording? Donald?
Speaker 1: Of course I'm recording. Also also real quick exact? Did
Speaker 1: you did your did your recorder it all get bumped
Speaker 1: in and transit. You were a tiny bit loud on
Speaker 1: today's episode. What do you want it on? It's on
Speaker 1: six point five. I don't think I don't think. I
Speaker 1: don't think he was loud. I think he was drunk.
Speaker 1: Maybe it wasn't drunk, dude, sounds the last episode. It
Speaker 1: wasn't that bad. But it wasn't that bad. But I'll
Speaker 1: confess something to you and our listeners. I had had
Speaker 1: more than one acceptable but no, I listened to it too,
Speaker 1: and it was funny. I was laughing. But I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I need to not drink lots of wine.
Speaker 1: Doss he SIPs wine right now. Yeah, but we were
Speaker 1: funny as well. I had a lot of fun I
Speaker 1: had a lot. Now see now I want to go downstairs.
Speaker 1: I know we started already and I said I was
Speaker 1: gonna see what you were doing. And now that you
Speaker 1: drink it, I wish I would have got a drink. Now, man,
Speaker 1: well you can run and get one if you want.
Speaker 1: Run Tell that, run tell that dude. They hooked us up.
Speaker 1: Did you see that. You're the one who said it
Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, the guys um from the ramp song
Speaker 1: they also did. They also did the run and tell
Speaker 1: that homeboard. They also did He's climbing in your windows,
Speaker 1: not Dan your people. Uh oh well, they took all
Speaker 1: of me and Donald's versions of singing on the podcast,
Speaker 1: and then they cut a video together of the Ramp
Speaker 1: song with our versions. It's fire. Pretty cool those guys.
Speaker 1: Those guys are talented fellas. Yeah, I mean, when when
Speaker 1: it comes to auto tune and writings, they should write
Speaker 1: originals man ship because they're taking their a niche. But
Speaker 1: they're taking they're taking giberation turning it into fire. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, I mean they took some
Speaker 1: meaningful words and turned it into Listen, all these famous
Speaker 1: people are releasing big track and I'm not walking around
Speaker 1: singing any of them. I'm walking around singing the Ramp
Speaker 1: song down the rap trending number one. We have to
Speaker 1: talk about the whop? Is that how you say it?
Speaker 1: Whop you? I'm glad questions I want to touch about
Speaker 1: it as Let's do it. Let's get into the whop.
Speaker 1: I need your All three of you are are pop
Speaker 1: pop culture knowledgeable. We're all very much hip hop heads too,
Speaker 1: so you're in our lane right now? Okay? Now is
Speaker 1: the point of the song to in addition to being funny,
Speaker 1: Because it's obviously provocative and it's obviously funny, I found
Speaker 1: the lyrics are very funny to say, like, fuck you
Speaker 1: to the patriarchy. We women can talk about our sexuality
Speaker 1: just as aggressively and in your face as men do.
Speaker 1: So while you're talking about your big dicks, we're tired
Speaker 1: of hearing about it. Let's talk about my wet ass pussy. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: isn't an energy since traina since a little kim boardmothers
Speaker 1: laiter after of just being openly you know, uh, proud
Speaker 1: of our sexuality, of our sexual desires, Like it's just
Speaker 1: all out there and in your faith. And I feel
Speaker 1: like that's just hip hop culture. And people sometimes get
Speaker 1: weirded out when women do it. They're like, I don't
Speaker 1: know what all of this, like taking charge of your
Speaker 1: own orgasm is. It scares me. Ben Shapiro's it's really
Speaker 1: interesting because women in hip hop first started off as
Speaker 1: like conscious rappers and stuff like that, and that's all
Speaker 1: you would hear was, you know, don't you put your
Speaker 1: hands on me? Or you know, ship like that. And
Speaker 1: now it's like, look, man, if these fuckers can say it,
Speaker 1: if dudes can say it, why can't I say it?
Speaker 1: And what makes my lyrics different? If I say that? Ship?
Speaker 1: And right? But these days are there and forgive me
Speaker 1: for knowing so little about hip pop, but fortunately I
Speaker 1: have you guys these days. I know that rappers say
Speaker 1: a lot of crazy stuff, but is it Is it
Speaker 1: as sexualized these days as as the female version in WP? Absolutely? Yes.
Speaker 1: After if you listen to Snoop Dogg's Doggy Style on
Speaker 1: the radio, you can't even play the whole thing. It's
Speaker 1: just like and they're not saying sniggitty diggitty e did
Speaker 1: ur or like they have to, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And he's talking about you know, the first record is
Speaker 1: called Doggie Style, you know what I mean. I guess
Speaker 1: that's an old album I'm talking about, Like these days,
Speaker 1: two rappers still talk about sexuality as much as they
Speaker 1: seem to use. Good Man's B sides are typically pretty like,
Speaker 1: oh that's fou, but I love it, So it's there,
Speaker 1: it's out there. Absolutely. I don't think I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say I don't think it's as much nowadays. I
Speaker 1: think because of the climate, it's not as much nowadays.
Speaker 1: But I am all for what Cardi B and Megna
Speaker 1: Stallion representing man that ship is, that's one. It's fire too.
Speaker 1: You know who doesn't like a whop. I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: just curious about because the country. I mean, she's obviously
Speaker 1: a provocate tour and she did a great sorry they
Speaker 1: are provocateus tours whatever, um, And I think they did
Speaker 1: a great job getting the world's attention with it, and
Speaker 1: not just for what they were saying. I mean, obviously
Speaker 1: they looked great and the set was shot really cool.
Speaker 1: I thought was cleverly done. But it it got all
Speaker 1: the attention they could have possibly wanted, and I just
Speaker 1: wanted to I thought we could have a conversation about
Speaker 1: what is it that they're triggering in people. I guess
Speaker 1: when people like Ben Shapiro, they're triggering people who conservatives
Speaker 1: who might say, how dare these women say this kind
Speaker 1: of thing to young kids? Right? Is that the crazy
Speaker 1: to think that this message is for children? Like it's
Speaker 1: wild to be like these women have to all of
Speaker 1: the time be reperenced natives for young women when that's
Speaker 1: just absolutely not the case. Like they are, they're grown
Speaker 1: women doing grown women ship like that's always going to
Speaker 1: be appropriate and in their lane. I mean, I'm not
Speaker 1: a parent, but you have parental blocks and it has
Speaker 1: the sign that the ship says explicit, which means it's
Speaker 1: not for children. The fact that the fact that anyone's thinking, yo,
Speaker 1: this is you know, you're you're setting a bad example
Speaker 1: for kids. Kids aren't supposed to be listening to this.
Speaker 1: Same one of those parents who are get letting their
Speaker 1: kids listen to the lyrics are crazy. I watched the
Speaker 1: video The lyrics are crazy. I watched the video on YouTube,
Speaker 1: so it was mostly censored, and then I went and
Speaker 1: I was screenshoting the lyrics and say McDonald because I
Speaker 1: was laughing so hard at how hardcore and crazy the
Speaker 1: lyrics are when you actually see a non censored version.
Speaker 1: But she's like the other her end Meg are like
Speaker 1: the other examples of what hip hop is. A lot
Speaker 1: of these rappers started off as drug dealers. That's just
Speaker 1: what it is, right, that is what it is, and
Speaker 1: they've taken that negative and turned it into a positive.
Speaker 1: Jay Z is a great example most rappers. You can
Speaker 1: go through all male rappers and that's most likely where
Speaker 1: they started. And here we are now and they're freaking
Speaker 1: spitting positive messages or they're spinning this is how you
Speaker 1: get out. Cardi B started off as a stripper. Meg
Speaker 1: the Stallion I don't know her background, but she shakes
Speaker 1: her ass very well. You know what I mean, she
Speaker 1: got skills. I'm just saying, if you could take, if
Speaker 1: you could take all. Right, this was a part of
Speaker 1: my life. I learned a lot from it. Not only
Speaker 1: did I learn business from it, but I learned that
Speaker 1: this is what all of you dudes really want. Like
Speaker 1: she's literally all you dudes that are listening and bopping
Speaker 1: at this ship or looking at my ask I know
Speaker 1: this is what you want. And you know what it's
Speaker 1: gonna do. It's gonna make me some money. It's gonna
Speaker 1: put food on the table, it's gonna do all of
Speaker 1: these things, gonna it's gonna give me a bigger platform
Speaker 1: later on. Go for you. That's what this is. That's
Speaker 1: what hip hop is about. That's what rap is, That's
Speaker 1: what it's a question. Up. Did you ever watch b
Speaker 1: Ets the Basement back in the day? Of course I
Speaker 1: watched the Basement. See isn't this much more? Like? This
Speaker 1: is so much less provocative. People are acting like the
Speaker 1: nineties and early aughts never happened like back in the day,
Speaker 1: Like you would just legitimately be at a strip club
Speaker 1: like with a like old camera, it's dark, you can
Speaker 1: hardly see anything. People are in states of undressed like
Speaker 1: this to me seems so much more tame than well,
Speaker 1: it's way more. It's way it's brighter, if that's the
Speaker 1: way to say it. It's like it's like you've taken
Speaker 1: it was dingy back in the day, now that it's
Speaker 1: all in four K, you know what I mean? And
Speaker 1: that was like what and look at that they got
Speaker 1: freaking look at the color like it's it's it's it's
Speaker 1: it's florescent almost you know. Yeah, it wasn't an n
Speaker 1: W way that had a song that was like, it's
Speaker 1: the world's biggest stick, don't matter, just don't bite it, dude.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that song? But you know what, let's
Speaker 1: take it back. They never really listen. I just remember that.
Speaker 1: I just remember that only lyric It's the world's biggest dick,
Speaker 1: don't matter, just don't bite it. We could take it
Speaker 1: all the way back to Salt and Pepper. I think
Speaker 1: Salt and Pepper really worthy beginning of what we're seeing
Speaker 1: right now, because before that, I don't know if they
Speaker 1: really I don't. I can't recall women that talked about
Speaker 1: sex the way Salt and Pepper did they let's talk
Speaker 1: about sex baby that one guy, yo, look and this
Speaker 1: was controversial back then, you know what I mean? You
Speaker 1: make me want to shoot was controversial if you listen
Speaker 1: to the lyrics and shoot the song is phil they're
Speaker 1: talking about. You know, they're talking about I saw dude
Speaker 1: on the beach. His dick looked big and made me
Speaker 1: want to shoot, made me you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So you're saying, shoop shoop shoop is about bucking No,
Speaker 1: not the Whitney Houston shoop shoot shoop, not that one
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. You make me want to shoot, shoop,
Speaker 1: shoot shoop. Do ask ask Sarah the lyrics she was
Speaker 1: that Sarah knows the lyrics to them to that song.
Speaker 1: That song was about Sarah. Chunk probably has no idea
Speaker 1: if there's sexual doubt. Sarah went over her innocent ears.
Speaker 1: I disagree with you. So want to thank your mother
Speaker 1: for a But that's not a line that can easily
Speaker 1: go over there. I want to know how does it hang?
Speaker 1: They're saying this in the song dude, And there's a
Speaker 1: hit songs and what a man, what a man, what
Speaker 1: a man, what a mighty doing man? That ship ain't
Speaker 1: talking about the dude being a good Dudelet's talk about
Speaker 1: this dude knows how the fuck that's what the song
Speaker 1: is about. Yeah, dog dog, I didn't know, dog Dong.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. There's probably so many songs that we
Speaker 1: were bopping our heads too and didn't know what the
Speaker 1: innuendo was about. I always knew what the innuendo. Every
Speaker 1: R and B song, every ship the fucking song. The
Speaker 1: songs in the nineties R and B songs were blatant
Speaker 1: his hat and they were straight up in your face,
Speaker 1: think I wanna sex you up? That was right to
Speaker 1: it got right to the point, your horney, let's do it.
Speaker 1: You know what song? You know what song has more
Speaker 1: sexual innuendo than any other Donald the theme song to
Speaker 1: Thank dr want to count a sender in that case?
Speaker 1: Six seven stories about show we made about a bunch
Speaker 1: of docs and nurses, Jane, I said, he's the stories.
Speaker 1: So get around here are yeah? Around here? Are m
Speaker 1: So when I sing and a janitor who loves to hate,
Speaker 1: what I'm really saying is, let's fuck, I'm joking that
Speaker 1: they're sexual innuendo and that Janet Dooley Baldy Janeitory really
Speaker 1: a new love to hate. Let's fuck we gotta put
Speaker 1: that into the song. Some stories about a show we
Speaker 1: made about a bunch of doctor nurses and janitor who
Speaker 1: loves to hate. That's fun. That story so gathering around
Speaker 1: to here, let's fuck gather. That's both gathering around too.
Speaker 1: Here are we watch show? Doggy style? Alright? That's the
Speaker 1: explicit version now available, now available as a ring tone,
Speaker 1: lots of let's get into this episode. It was I
Speaker 1: don't know, what do you think about this one? I
Speaker 1: liked this episode. It had a lot of really cool
Speaker 1: guest stars in it. Dick Van Dyke and his deal
Speaker 1: Hughley wear colored contacts in this episode. No, those are
Speaker 1: his eyes. I believe he has magnificent eyes. Very handsome man,
Speaker 1: very very handsome. But I couldn't. He's one of those people.
Speaker 1: Their eyes are so entrancing that you're like, are those contacts?
Speaker 1: Are those? They're very very light? Yes, he has light eyes.
Speaker 1: He must have. He must have when he was younger.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he worked it when he was in high school.
Speaker 1: Look at his eyes life, No doubt. Did you know D. L.
Speaker 1: Hughley at all as an actor before you? He came
Speaker 1: on the show. Yeah, you know, he had a show
Speaker 1: back in the day on NBC called The Hugh Les.
Speaker 1: Do you remember this? I remember the title. I never
Speaker 1: saw an episode of it. I don't know if it
Speaker 1: was on NBC or ABC. Right, So I had met
Speaker 1: him before, Um, but you know, when he came into
Speaker 1: play my brother, this was like the first time where
Speaker 1: you know, now when I see him, I can be
Speaker 1: myself around him and act like who I am, Whereas
Speaker 1: when I had met him before, I was very high.
Speaker 1: I'm Donald's It's nice to meet you. I enjoy your work.
Speaker 1: Where now if I see him, it's like, what's up, man?
Speaker 1: What you know, what's you been up to? And we
Speaker 1: have questions and you know. And but but when you guys,
Speaker 1: when he came on to do the show, you didn't
Speaker 1: have a relationship. Now, we didn't have a relationship like that. No.
Speaker 1: I was just excited. Everyone was very geeked about Dick
Speaker 1: van Dyke obviously, I mean he we grew up on
Speaker 1: Dick Van Dyke, and uh, he was just so warm
Speaker 1: and loving and Donald played music with him, right, Donald,
Speaker 1: what was that story? So? Uh, you know, one of
Speaker 1: the first songs I ever learned how to play on
Speaker 1: my guitar was I got a book from like Disney,
Speaker 1: and Disney doesn't make the book anymore, but it's one
Speaker 1: of the best books ever made. It's literally guitar tabs
Speaker 1: on how to play every one of their songs in
Speaker 1: the whole catalog, and somewhere along the line it got lost.
Speaker 1: And so now when I play the song, I only
Speaker 1: play it from memory. But it was the it was
Speaker 1: the theme didn't well, not the theme song, but the
Speaker 1: my in my opinion, the best song in Mary Poppins,
Speaker 1: Uh Jolly Holiday, and I learned how to play it,
Speaker 1: and uh, it just so happened that Dick Van Dyke
Speaker 1: was on the show and I couldn't believe it. And
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, I know how to play that song,
Speaker 1: and he was like really. I was like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: know how to play it. He was like, well, okay.
Speaker 1: And then Zack, being the brave person that he is
Speaker 1: when he meets like I was just gonna leave it
Speaker 1: at that, Zack was like, Dick, he's gonna bring the
Speaker 1: guitar to set and you gotta sing. And I was like, Zack,
Speaker 1: you can't be telling. Don't don't fucking boss Dick Van
Speaker 1: Dyke around and he's like, no, you're gonna sing. You
Speaker 1: were very aggressive with it, and you were like, you know,
Speaker 1: he's gonna do it. He's gonna do I'm all about
Speaker 1: making my best friends dreams come true. And if that means,
Speaker 1: if that means embarrassing myself, I'm willing to do it. Well,
Speaker 1: you did it twice now because you did it. You
Speaker 1: did it here, and then you with my wife, you
Speaker 1: went up into the you went up into the group
Speaker 1: of girls that she was hang it out with a
Speaker 1: to point me out to her. So once again, thank you.
Speaker 1: You are you are by far one of the best
Speaker 1: wing men. Well, I think a friend, I thank you.
Speaker 1: I think a friend needs to sometimes go, oh my god.
Speaker 1: You know, would McDonald's like life if he got to
Speaker 1: play that song and Dick Van Dyke saying like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go make that happen. If you can make one
Speaker 1: last thing happen, you and I will be best friends forever.
Speaker 1: I know what it is and I'm already working on it.
Speaker 1: I know. I appreciate you very much. It's Star Wars, guys,
Speaker 1: It's right, it's Star Wars. Anyway, don't don't give him
Speaker 1: the Bengo chips. So early in the show anyway, So
Speaker 1: Dick Van Dyke, I go to set. I go. First
Speaker 1: of all, we were at lunch when this happened. So
Speaker 1: I go to my dressing room and now I'm practicing.
Speaker 1: So I played a ship like as I said to myself,
Speaker 1: I could play it ten times straight without sucking up.
Speaker 1: We're good. No, no, no no, And I do it.
Speaker 1: And I go up there and I'm like in my head,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm thinking maybe I'll sing on verse and
Speaker 1: then he'll sing a verse whatever however it goes, and
Speaker 1: he goes, you're ready, kid, and I'm like, yeah, ready.
Speaker 1: And nobody knew what we were gonna, what was about
Speaker 1: to happen, but that we hadn't started shooting yet and
Speaker 1: we were at video village, and so I start boom them, boom,
Speaker 1: boom them, doun boom, don't don't don't boom, don't out,
Speaker 1: and he just jumps right in. Ain't needed a glorious
Speaker 1: day ride the morning in may I feel. And now
Speaker 1: at this point everybody notices, oh ship, Dick Van Dyke
Speaker 1: singing Jolly Holiday. All the attention goes from uh, getting
Speaker 1: the shot ready for the for the scene. To me
Speaker 1: and now sound, it's like yo yo yo, turn turn up,
Speaker 1: turn up, turn up, And now I got a boom
Speaker 1: mic over me and Dick Van Dyke and we're at
Speaker 1: the point where we're at like, you know, uh, he's
Speaker 1: he's that. I feel like I could fly, don't boom?
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen? And to me it sounded like
Speaker 1: he was singing it with the accent, but I'm sure
Speaker 1: he was like have you ever seen? Right? And so
Speaker 1: we've finished the song and everything like that, and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, there's a big video everywhere. I remember everyone out.
Speaker 1: It was so special, but I don't know if anyone
Speaker 1: ever captured on video. I don't think it was captured
Speaker 1: on it might have been no, no, no. I think
Speaker 1: the steadicamp whoever was working the camera zoomed in and
Speaker 1: sound everyone sort of flipped the cameras around. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: we kind of you know what I mean, But it's
Speaker 1: nowhere to be found. I think Joe would have it
Speaker 1: if he I think, wasn't he the sound guy at
Speaker 1: the time. Joe is our sound mixer, Yeah, so he
Speaker 1: might have it. Uh. But anyway, it was a really
Speaker 1: special moment because Donald was just like, you know he
Speaker 1: loves this song. Anytime Donald picks up a guitar, he
Speaker 1: plays this song. It's it's my It's my go to.
Speaker 1: And there was Dick Van Dyke singing along with him.
Speaker 1: I love how he was like, your ready, kid, let's
Speaker 1: do it, let's go boom and he and he put
Speaker 1: on a show too, like he looked around at everybody
Speaker 1: while he was singing it. It was like, you know,
Speaker 1: when the attention, when the lights are on, Dick van
Speaker 1: diagnos how to freaking he turns up baby. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: had aspired to get him on, but I don't think
Speaker 1: we ever reached his people, did be Joel couldn't get answer. Sorry,
Speaker 1: But also, I mean, I have no idea what sort
Speaker 1: of what he's like these days. He must be quite
Speaker 1: an older fella. Um, so I don't know. I don't know. Well,
Speaker 1: he's playing an older fella in this episode. So twenty
Speaker 1: years ago, yeah, twenty years ago, so I imagine that.
Speaker 1: He mean, I don't know how old he is. How
Speaker 1: old is he, Joel? Do you know he's gotta be
Speaker 1: in his he's gotta I think older than eighties. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would say he's ninety. Really, let's see if I'm right,
Speaker 1: drum roll please four he's up there with my grandfather.
Speaker 1: My grandfather's around that age too. Would your grandfather is
Speaker 1: told alive? Yeah, I guess it would be weird if
Speaker 1: you're like, my grandfather's ninety four. Is he live? No,
Speaker 1: he's dead. He's just people really stopped counting keeping track
Speaker 1: of ages when when people die. Some people just realize that.
Speaker 1: I have a good question, tribute question before you in
Speaker 1: the episode. And I've been thinking about this for all
Speaker 1: of you. Are you ready? I knew the audience will
Speaker 1: play along. The first thing I'm gonna say is, guess
Speaker 1: my question when I give the qualifier that is this
Speaker 1: other than Empire strikes Back and Godfather too? Comma, what
Speaker 1: what's the best sequels? What are the best sequels ever made?
Speaker 1: A sequel that's better than the original Aliens? I disagree wholeheartedly.
Speaker 1: But you think Alien is better than Yes, it's about
Speaker 1: a mother, Okay. You think it's wonderful film about a
Speaker 1: monster as a mother and how we view ourselves as
Speaker 1: like women in motherhood and turned into an action film,
Speaker 1: which is fine. It's a good movie, but it does
Speaker 1: not hold up to Alien. I put my father on
Speaker 1: this too. It's fine, it's fair. We have problems because
Speaker 1: you said the end of Toy Story three is the
Speaker 1: best ending of all movies ever. Let's go yes, this
Speaker 1: is where this is okay, this is where Joel and
Speaker 1: I differ. Okay, best ending to a movie so far
Speaker 1: in my lifetime, mhm, I gotta think. I had to
Speaker 1: think about it. I really had to think about it.
Speaker 1: But I really truly believe, mhm. End Game has one
Speaker 1: of the best endings ever to a movie ever. In
Speaker 1: your going on a digression from my digression, can you no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no. We're not trying to go down in
Speaker 1: an Endgame one right now, But this is a conversation
Speaker 1: that Joel and I need to have before we move forward.
Speaker 1: I say, Endgame has a pretty good ending, and I
Speaker 1: think that's why, because the movie is all right until
Speaker 1: the end when all of that ship goes down. I
Speaker 1: don't even think Toy Story three, well, no, I take
Speaker 1: that back. I think Toy Story three is the best
Speaker 1: of all the Toy stories actually, if I really think
Speaker 1: about it. Here's another one on the list found that
Speaker 1: I agree with. I think, do you want to hear
Speaker 1: another one? One on the list because I googled what
Speaker 1: people have thought and one that I might agree with.
Speaker 1: This might be controversial, but Terminator two mm T two,
Speaker 1: it is definitely better. You think it's better than one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's tough. Now, that's a tough one for me because
Speaker 1: one is so one was so scary for me, and
Speaker 1: too just became, like you said, it was just an action.
Speaker 1: Was like a toy story too, Toy story two. That
Speaker 1: was gonna be my answer, toy story two. I think
Speaker 1: it's But three is better than two, Okay, I've never
Speaker 1: seen which is an incredible series I've never seen. But
Speaker 1: they're saying Blade too on this Listen, Well, you know,
Speaker 1: until Marvel came out with all with Iron Man and
Speaker 1: stuff like that, Wesley Snipes had the best superhero movie,
Speaker 1: comic book superhero movie period until better than Superman four.
Speaker 1: Super he goes flies around the Earth and turns it backwards, right. One.
Speaker 1: That's that's one. That's one, okay. By the Gremlins two
Speaker 1: is on here. There's no better than Gremlin's one. I
Speaker 1: don't agree with that either. Donald, You'll feel passionately about this.
Speaker 1: This list is saying Indiana Jones in the Temple of Doom.
Speaker 1: It was better than Raiders. I'm just saying, this is
Speaker 1: a list is I don't think so it got it
Speaker 1: got crazy after that, and then they reeled it back
Speaker 1: in when they got Sean Connery. Uh in part three.
Speaker 1: Remember when I was a kid. It's saying Superman two.
Speaker 1: I like Superman two better than one. No, you're enough
Speaker 1: to comment, you don't know enough about it. Okay, I've
Speaker 1: not watched all the Superman movies. There are there are
Speaker 1: there are, but there are several different versions of Superman
Speaker 1: one and two. There's the long versions, there the short versions.
Speaker 1: I got one other trivia for you that's really good
Speaker 1: ready and then well, and then we'll move on. This
Speaker 1: is always thinking about while I was separated from you, guys,
Speaker 1: like fun trivia questions for for people that love movies?
Speaker 1: What's a what's the worst sequel following the greatest film?
Speaker 1: That is the disparity between their goodness and badness is
Speaker 1: the biggest one. The one that came to mind. I
Speaker 1: haven't even seen it, to be honest, but it's always
Speaker 1: notoriously mocked. Would be Jaws too, Ah hmm. Interesting, you
Speaker 1: guys got any ideas the film was so ethically good,
Speaker 1: and they made a sequel that was so horribly shite,
Speaker 1: so not quite to those specifics, but the fantastic best
Speaker 1: sequel was so bad I had to walk out, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this has completely derailed one of my
Speaker 1: most beloved franchises of all time. I am devastated. Uh
Speaker 1: I never walked out of a movie. I left. I
Speaker 1: got an answer. I might get torn up by Disney
Speaker 1: people for it. I think Frozen two is markedly worse
Speaker 1: than Frozen. Yes, I hope that go. I mean some
Speaker 1: people would say it goes without saying. Some people will
Speaker 1: be like, I will see you when you're mentioned friend.
Speaker 1: Just so. It was like there were so many bad
Speaker 1: tropes in there, and there was some really really you know,
Speaker 1: kind of shady suggestion. The music was just like the
Speaker 1: music was was definitely not as good as it was
Speaker 1: close Let It Go and Frozen two there was no well,
Speaker 1: my favorite song and Frozen one was song bees Will Buzz,
Speaker 1: kids will blow down, They're lying fuzz and I'll be
Speaker 1: doing whatever snow does in summer. And in the sequel,
Speaker 1: there was nothing that could compare to that in my opinion. Right, Well,
Speaker 1: that's today's game of trivia. Presented by fake doctor's real friend.
Speaker 1: I still feel like story three isn't the best ending.
Speaker 1: I think let's let's bench this conversation. I think Jedi
Speaker 1: has a better ending. I think Return of the Jedi
Speaker 1: was a better ending, but doesn't have a better overarching
Speaker 1: arc throughout all three movies, which would make its conclusion better.
Speaker 1: The end of the third movie is exact ending as
Speaker 1: the first movie. It's a loop, and so you don't
Speaker 1: get that same as the next trajectory of the three
Speaker 1: parts of Toy Story. But yeah, because you know Andy
Speaker 1: has to give. Andy has to lose those toys eventually, exactly.
Speaker 1: I agree, And you know what, you know what, Joel,
Speaker 1: We're cried. I'm not gonna lie though. I cried like
Speaker 1: a baby at the end of Toy Story three when
Speaker 1: he's sitting on the freaking outside in the grass with
Speaker 1: the girl playing with the toys, and then she's finally
Speaker 1: like she goes to grab Woody and he's like, oh no,
Speaker 1: this is this is nope, and then he realizes I
Speaker 1: can't keep this forever. I need to keep tear up
Speaker 1: right now his mom room. I was undone. I was like,
Speaker 1: you watch Toy Story four, it's not the best. It's
Speaker 1: not as good as all real. I really thought it
Speaker 1: was boring as home. It was sweet, alright, alright, so
Speaker 1: get the time, we're ready, Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 1: All right, hold on me, get my time. We're ready,
Speaker 1: warming it up, warming it up? Okay, and here we go.
Speaker 1: Donald will now summarize the episode in seconds. I don't
Speaker 1: know about summarizes. Here we go and go. Dick Van
Speaker 1: Dyke and d L. Hugeley guest star in this episode.
Speaker 1: Both characters are there to be a form of stability
Speaker 1: for Turk and j D, while Elliott is left fending
Speaker 1: for herself against Cox and Jordan's Carla has a decision
Speaker 1: to make, and she fears what she decides could haunt
Speaker 1: her for the rest of her life. But Dr Kelso
Speaker 1: has the most important task to deal with. Sometimes the
Speaker 1: right thing to do hurts us, but if it's right,
Speaker 1: shouldn't it be worth the sacrifice? Fire? Oh fucking seconds?
Speaker 1: Powerfully worded um, it is about something I'm sure comes
Speaker 1: up for real in hospitals. I'm sure this probably came
Speaker 1: from real j D idea that some doctors, if they're
Speaker 1: not keeping up with the latest medicine. I have to
Speaker 1: retire because the ship gets antiquated real quick. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1: And it doesn't necessarily have to be age or anything
Speaker 1: like that, it really has to be. It really is
Speaker 1: do you have the stamina to continue? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? If you have the stamina to learn, and
Speaker 1: because once you once you're out of med school, that
Speaker 1: doesn't mean learning is over for you. You still have
Speaker 1: to learn what's new, and you know, new procedures and
Speaker 1: and and that's what all these seminar and new uh
Speaker 1: new uh medicine, that's what all of these seminars afford.
Speaker 1: Also have the stamina to do that, then Kelso even says,
Speaker 1: like five years out of med school, half of what
Speaker 1: you learned is obsolutely something. So Ken was really good
Speaker 1: in this episode because it was sort of the most
Speaker 1: human uh you know Ken. When he was on the podcast,
Speaker 1: he was talking about how he felt he was so
Speaker 1: cartoonish in season one, and he was, and Bill had
Speaker 1: sort of told him like, look, we're gonna to help
Speaker 1: you build a character that is more than just this
Speaker 1: devilied bad guy. And I thought this episode he had
Speaker 1: some funny a lot of funny jokes, but also particularly
Speaker 1: the scene at the end where he has um where
Speaker 1: he confronts Dick van Dyke's character. I thought that it
Speaker 1: was I was I was taking it back by going, oh,
Speaker 1: this is this is a real moment for Kenny's really
Speaker 1: showing compassion um, you know, And and they're letting Ken
Speaker 1: act beyond being the spooky, scary bad guy. Well, that
Speaker 1: was one of my notes. Ken really does shine in
Speaker 1: this episode. And it's not just it wasn't just the
Speaker 1: end of the episode that that he really uh that
Speaker 1: he really comes through. It's also when you come into
Speaker 1: the office, when j D comes into the office and
Speaker 1: rats on Dick van Dyck's character and Ken is there.
Speaker 1: You know, someone like me would be like, really is
Speaker 1: this is this? So did you actually do this in
Speaker 1: front of the person like that? That's where I have like,
Speaker 1: no coup. I guess I might call the person out
Speaker 1: in front of the person that was ratting on him.
Speaker 1: But he waits. He waits until it's clear it's it's
Speaker 1: you know, and then he makes his move to talk
Speaker 1: to his friend because he knows one this is gonna
Speaker 1: hurt my friend too. I don't want to embarrass him.
Speaker 1: And and he definitely definitely makes a conscious choice that
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do this in front of the
Speaker 1: young kid out of respect to him. But I thought
Speaker 1: it was cool that he was like, hey, um when
Speaker 1: he confronts him in the I c U. He says, hey,
Speaker 1: we're not doing that technique like you're doing it. You know,
Speaker 1: our policy here is now we do it this way.
Speaker 1: And he's like okay, and he's like, there's a guy
Speaker 1: in bed two who needs one. I want to see
Speaker 1: you do it. And it was like, oh shit, and
Speaker 1: uh he clearly he clearly hadn't learned the new way
Speaker 1: of doing the procedure. You know. Yeah, it was very,
Speaker 1: very very Uh. I thought I thought Ken was amazing
Speaker 1: in this episode. He actually the first laugh I wrote
Speaker 1: down was when at one or four but Ken walks
Speaker 1: in and he's talking to me. He don't think I
Speaker 1: have anything against ugly people I and I go, why
Speaker 1: would I think that? And he looks at me he goes, uh,
Speaker 1: no reason, I'm called ugly by the way. For JD Slash,
Speaker 1: Zach Brath was called ugly several times in the UFF.
Speaker 1: And here's the kicker, and I see, have you seen
Speaker 1: a picture of Brad Pitt's brother. Yeah, he looks like me.
Speaker 1: You guys look almost identical. Dude look like he doesn't
Speaker 1: look like Brad. Yeah, he does look like no offense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've seen it looks just like Brad. I've seen a
Speaker 1: meme that's like Brad Pitt mixed with me makes his
Speaker 1: brother or something like that. How is that not a
Speaker 1: handsome thing? I know, I just I feel like I
Speaker 1: have one of those faces people think I look like
Speaker 1: so many people. I'm gonna say, he's been a part
Speaker 1: of my ever since I got you know, became known.
Speaker 1: It's been a thing. Like there was I don't know
Speaker 1: if it still up. There was like a blog tumbler page.
Speaker 1: There was like men who look like Zach Braft dot
Speaker 1: com because because here's the thing, here's the thing, Dax
Speaker 1: Shepherd looks more like you than you look like him.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I thought you're gonna say,
Speaker 1: Dax Shepherd looks more like me than I look like me. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: Dak Shepherd looks more like you than you look like him.
Speaker 1: So like, if you would to take his face and
Speaker 1: put it on you, you would see Zach Bratt. But
Speaker 1: if you took you, you wouldn't be like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: that's you know what I mean. Dax has become the
Speaker 1: most extreme, and I actually see the decks thing. Obviously
Speaker 1: we look like we could be brothers. But other than Dax,
Speaker 1: there's been so many people in my life. I told
Speaker 1: you the story about Anne Hathaway's old boyfriend, and and
Speaker 1: obviously Ray Romano and and uh and now Brad Pitt's
Speaker 1: brother and what are you laughing about? Joll say, it's
Speaker 1: a list apparently look like Neon Trotsky, which is hilarious
Speaker 1: to me because somebody, you don't are you guys? Are
Speaker 1: you guys are both on the You guys are both
Speaker 1: on the webage was one of them? Yeahma from the
Speaker 1: seventies is on here? What? Oh my god? This is
Speaker 1: so funny. People listening at home, You guys can play
Speaker 1: along and at home by going to men who look
Speaker 1: like Zach Braft dot com will probably shut them. Shut
Speaker 1: the tumbler page down if you all click at the
Speaker 1: same time. It's a blog spot page. It's dot blogspot
Speaker 1: dot com and there's a letter from the editor which says,
Speaker 1: the editorial board of this website doesn't always agree on
Speaker 1: who's braffy and how big is the editorial board of
Speaker 1: that website. It's they must have annual meetings to discuss
Speaker 1: if someone's braffy and oh my god, dude, you're a
Speaker 1: business man. You're a business man. Well all right, he
Speaker 1: doesn't big arrival at one oh six amazing. It's one
Speaker 1: of the best uh in Scrub's history, of my opinion,
Speaker 1: it's just so many a uh. You know, we all
Speaker 1: we all have that moment where we walked through that hallway.
Speaker 1: I think his is up there with ours, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, no one beats our pimplock, but
Speaker 1: he's up there. Yeah, it's up there though, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, especially everybody loves and that was great.
Speaker 1: That was great. He sings with Ted's band briefly, and
Speaker 1: then the janitor, who we've never seen really love anyone,
Speaker 1: just says thank you for being you, and then he
Speaker 1: gives me a big hug the hu. And then you
Speaker 1: get invited into the brain Trust because Van Dyck's character
Speaker 1: vouchers for you. What is his name? Yes, so the
Speaker 1: brain Trust. I don't think it's called the brain Trust
Speaker 1: but yet. But this is the first appearance of the
Speaker 1: brain Trust in an episode of Scrubs. Now that was
Speaker 1: Bobby our dolly grip. Yeah. Uh, the late Robert Foster,
Speaker 1: his father. Yeah, so Bobby Foster was a dolly group
Speaker 1: for the length And for those of you know, the
Speaker 1: dolly is the thing that cameras on when it's gliding
Speaker 1: around or moving up and down and um, sometimes it's
Speaker 1: just rolling on the floor, sometimes it's on tracks. Um.
Speaker 1: It has a silent hydraulic lift in it so that
Speaker 1: the camera can kind of move up and down without
Speaker 1: making any noise. And it's a very very skilled um
Speaker 1: position on the set because you have to be able
Speaker 1: to hit lots of marks. You have to be able
Speaker 1: to be moving it left and right while it's going
Speaker 1: up and down at the same time. It's a it's
Speaker 1: a really important position. And for the length of the
Speaker 1: show he was our a camera dolly grip And this
Speaker 1: was his cameo as a brain Trust member. As a
Speaker 1: brain Trust member and his dad like great Robert Foster, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they go. So he summoned some of his dad's skills.
Speaker 1: Now we're jumping ahead, but there's a really funny moment
Speaker 1: in when Neil was just riffing. It was really funny
Speaker 1: and you can see crazy guys. Margot who I think
Speaker 1: he came up with that, Neil, and then he said,
Speaker 1: Troy is gonna stop spitting in your food. That's the
Speaker 1: favor that Troy is gonna do for me and m
Speaker 1: And then, um, if you look at the end, you
Speaker 1: guys would go back and link the episode. Nil At
Speaker 1: starts just laughing because he's praying. I think he made
Speaker 1: all this up, the prayer and the praying and everything.
Speaker 1: He's like, Lord, please help Margo to find your way
Speaker 1: home tonight. And it looks like he looks like he
Speaker 1: tries to play it off like he's like getting like
Speaker 1: gonna but yeah, but he's fucking not to laugh. And
Speaker 1: that was rare for Neil that he would ever break character.
Speaker 1: That was very funny. I laughed very hard at that.
Speaker 1: I always thought that this was the first episode where
Speaker 1: you said chocolate bear and it wasn't. I was proven wrong, obviously. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but this is the second time you said. It's only second.
Speaker 1: I'm wondering if I just came in on the first episode,
Speaker 1: the last episode and did it and we all thought
Speaker 1: it was so funny that were just like, Oh, that's
Speaker 1: gonna be a thing, right, Todd power walking through the hospital.
Speaker 1: He loves it now. That you didn't laugh at that.
Speaker 1: I did. I just didn't understand how. So I've paid
Speaker 1: Todd or I've offered Todd money to go do that.
Speaker 1: I bet you that if you such and such and such,
Speaker 1: and you know, if if Carl doesn't say yes, then
Speaker 1: I'll power walk naked through this hospital singing Janice Choplin.
Speaker 1: She obviously hasn't said yes yet. And then so I
Speaker 1: offered Todd money to do it. He doesn't want the money,
Speaker 1: He just loves doing it. His line is no, I
Speaker 1: don't need the money that was for me. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: going back out there, and he goes, I'm going back Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm going back out now. You later say that you
Speaker 1: recognize me, not from Todd having a ripped body that's
Speaker 1: nothing like j D's. I'm noticing my puffin stuff is
Speaker 1: what you call it? Right? And then I say, um, um, wait,
Speaker 1: what did I say to that? I wrote it down?
Speaker 1: Oh you go A three? You go, I can pick
Speaker 1: your puffin stuff out of a lineup, and I go,
Speaker 1: it's it changed since you saw it? Got it got
Speaker 1: a haircut, which means that I've done some manscaping. But
Speaker 1: I just don't understand why you do you man escape?
Speaker 1: Do you do you maintain your your situation? Yeah? You know,
Speaker 1: nobody likes it. I mean maybe some people do. I
Speaker 1: could be wrong. Hold on, I don't want to step
Speaker 1: over the line and say that you know what we
Speaker 1: should want? You know? How about we just go to break.
Speaker 1: Let's just go to break when we come back when
Speaker 1: you talk about manscaping, All right, let's get back to manscaping. Donald,
Speaker 1: do you man escape? I think personally, um, it's important
Speaker 1: to cut the hedges back every now and then. If
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Yeah, you know, it makes
Speaker 1: things look grander. Yeah, that's true. That's true. It also
Speaker 1: makes your house look larger if you cut down your heade.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Uh, I will say this,
Speaker 1: yes I do. At one point I didn't because uh
Speaker 1: I didn't know who told you. No. I was out
Speaker 1: with you and Jessica Macardo. Remember Jessica Macardo to go
Speaker 1: friend from the old days. Yeah, I've known her since
Speaker 1: I was three years old. And we were at Joseph's
Speaker 1: one night and somehow nanscape. Yeah, and somehow manscaping came
Speaker 1: up and I was and I said no, and I
Speaker 1: showed you guys my Uh, Harry Bush, you took out
Speaker 1: your bush at the nightclub. Well, I just pulled my
Speaker 1: pants down a little bit, and you guys were all
Speaker 1: like and I remember being like ill. I was like,
Speaker 1: let me see yours, and none of you guys would
Speaker 1: show me yours. Well, the person that's gonna do that
Speaker 1: at a nightclub. But I had been drinking, Okay, Well
Speaker 1: I had been drinking. We all had been drinking, so
Speaker 1: at this point, uh, inhibitions were out the rim. So well,
Speaker 1: I think it's important for men out there to um,
Speaker 1: to be open to to bringing it back, to bringing
Speaker 1: in the hedges a little bit. That woman hair woman
Speaker 1: or bunk man is for real. When you got hair
Speaker 1: down there, that bunk's for real. Man. Listen, you're woman
Speaker 1: or man, whoever you're, whoever you're with, they might not
Speaker 1: have the courage to to tell you, but you know,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. Is another edition of the more you know, dan, prepare,
Speaker 1: the more you know music. If your bush is too big,
Speaker 1: trim it back. There are some people that don't that
Speaker 1: don't mind big bush. I'm not talking about women, Okay,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have the audacity to talk about that. I'm saying,
Speaker 1: I think there are some men out there that that
Speaker 1: just let it all go crazy, and I think that
Speaker 1: they need us to tell them to rein it in.
Speaker 1: But how do you rein it in? Do you take
Speaker 1: scissors to it? I take one of those um you know,
Speaker 1: the clippers WITHOU have a the spacer thing on it
Speaker 1: so you can choose how long you want your your
Speaker 1: Here's another question. Is it just a the junk or
Speaker 1: do you get balls? And I do balls, shaft and
Speaker 1: get in between? Do you get in between? Do you
Speaker 1: get the taint area? Do I do? Tain't? Um sometimes
Speaker 1: Joel is Joel, I'm sorry, I'm trying to out there.
Speaker 1: You do? Yeah, I do the whole area. I do
Speaker 1: with the whole region because will be you know it
Speaker 1: would be great is if I wasn't scared to wax,
Speaker 1: that would be amazing. But like like most people, I
Speaker 1: can't shave with the straight razor because I get I
Speaker 1: have sensitive skin and I get razor bumps and I'm
Speaker 1: afraid that that would happen down there. And that's the
Speaker 1: last place where I want to ingrown hair is like
Speaker 1: in my butth hole. You know what I mean. You
Speaker 1: can go have your anus um, and inside your cheeks
Speaker 1: waxed if you want, especially since we live near West Hollywood,
Speaker 1: where I'm sure there's a place on every corner. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying that would be. And why are
Speaker 1: you pointing your head you do that? I'm saying, that's
Speaker 1: a good idea. Do you wax your asshole? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say about that, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan Dan play the
Speaker 1: More you know music again, Dan waxes. Okay, So if
Speaker 1: we're talking about waxing, let's get into bleaching. Would you
Speaker 1: bleach your asshole? Why would I bleach my asshole? That's like,
Speaker 1: that's for people that want a certain coloring to their asshole.
Speaker 1: Mine's mine's fine. I'll take whatever God gave me on that.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that, Like, you know, when you get
Speaker 1: to be a hairy person, you know you gotta you
Speaker 1: can't let your your lawn take over the neighbor's yard.
Speaker 1: And the more you know right there, that's the more
Speaker 1: you know right there, Dan, that was the more you
Speaker 1: know break right there anyway, And also Daniel wax is
Speaker 1: his asshole. We should try it, though, Donald, you think
Speaker 1: when when COVID's over, do you want to go get
Speaker 1: our butt holes wax with me. Absolutely, we'll do it,
Speaker 1: and we'll do it online. We'll do it on we'll
Speaker 1: record it, we'll record the audience toward the scream come
Speaker 1: from out. That would be great content. By the way,
Speaker 1: if when the world reopens, if you and I induced
Speaker 1: go out and go out on the street for some
Speaker 1: of this, like on today's episode. Yeah, we're gonna talk
Speaker 1: about the show, but we also have a pre taped
Speaker 1: segment where Donald and I went and had our anuses waxed.
Speaker 1: I love it, damn covid ring. I'll be there, Daniel.
Speaker 1: Daniel will take us to his guy. All right, how
Speaker 1: about it? When Kelso goes to me at five something,
Speaker 1: he goes, he goes, I go, come on, sir, tell
Speaker 1: me a story from the old eggs. He goes, Well,
Speaker 1: I don't like you. Yea. I laughed at that. I
Speaker 1: have that. Yeah, once again, Sarah Chalk, very funny in
Speaker 1: this episode. Yeah, I had some great moments with That's
Speaker 1: a good that's a that's another good question for everyone
Speaker 1: out there. You know, I personally wanted to know the
Speaker 1: sex of my baby when they were before they were born,
Speaker 1: just so all ninety two of them just so we
Speaker 1: could get the the nursery right and the clothes right
Speaker 1: so that we wouldn't have to take things back, and
Speaker 1: the colors were all you know. Uh, but there are
Speaker 1: a lot of people out there that don't that that
Speaker 1: they want to be surprised. Um, how do you feel
Speaker 1: about that exact? I think it would be crazy to
Speaker 1: not know. I think when someone knows, I want to know. Um,
Speaker 1: I understand. I understand some people say that like with
Speaker 1: you here, we go finish your thought. Well, I just
Speaker 1: think that if the doctor's sitting there of three ft
Speaker 1: away from me and she or or he or she knows,
Speaker 1: I would want to know. I don't. I don't, but
Speaker 1: I understand the people saying, look, there's not that many
Speaker 1: life changing surprises that will blow your mind like this one. Uh,
Speaker 1: go and go and enjoy it. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: feel like I just want to know. No. I first
Speaker 1: of all, like the gender to be is like the
Speaker 1: last thing is the baby. Here's good, Like let's go
Speaker 1: whatever is most important obviously, yeah, but but beyond that,
Speaker 1: like I just think, yeah, just what an amazing surprise, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's a baby. I just think it
Speaker 1: would just be crazy like, I don't know how, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't think I would to know. I
Speaker 1: both me and my brother were surprised for my parents,
Speaker 1: and I think, should I choose to have children, that
Speaker 1: is definitely the path I would go because that's just
Speaker 1: gonna be such a fun day. What about you, dan? Uh?
Speaker 1: Do I want to know the gender of the child
Speaker 1: before it's born. I don't know if I depend on that,
Speaker 1: to be honest with it, because it's there's so many like,
Speaker 1: there's so many like, uh, you know, we have all
Speaker 1: of these ginger reveal parties and stuff like that, where
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. I mean, I'll say this,
Speaker 1: you can miss me with that, but I could certainly, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could. Certainly. I'd be open to the conversation. I
Speaker 1: would definitely want to talk to my partner about it,
Speaker 1: and I would probably let her lead the way. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I have a question the gender revealed party thing, because
Speaker 1: I've never been to one, and it all sounds horrible
Speaker 1: to me. I think that's the dumbest thing I've ever
Speaker 1: heard of. It. It's the dumbest thing ever. It's like
Speaker 1: everybody else pretty much knows what it's gonna be the
Speaker 1: baker who baked the cake or the person who put
Speaker 1: the colors in the balloon that you're about to pop,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, knows before you know, and
Speaker 1: that kind of feels a little weird, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. If the doctor knows and then asks you
Speaker 1: do you want to know? When you choose to find out.
Speaker 1: I think that's where it should be, and then it's
Speaker 1: up to you too, you know what I mean. But
Speaker 1: if if the dude that made a cake that you
Speaker 1: never met before, you know what I mean? It wasn't
Speaker 1: like one of the biggest mildbou fires ever started by
Speaker 1: a gender reveal party. Yeah, yeah, and it's dangerous there
Speaker 1: and that's where we go. That's where they really lost me.
Speaker 1: Um No, I don't, I don't. I don't want to
Speaker 1: do that. Christa very pregnant with will So this was this,
Speaker 1: This wasn't a prosthetic. This was actually no. Yeah. Oftentimes
Speaker 1: when seeing pregnant people in movies, obviously they've got a
Speaker 1: fake belly on. But Christa, here you're seeing an actual
Speaker 1: pregnant Christa Miller belly. I have a question, Yes, uh,
Speaker 1: did you watch on Hulu? I watched on iTunes. Why
Speaker 1: I watched on Hulu and Hulu has commercials. GTS Kombucha
Speaker 1: has a commercial running with Scrubs. Yeah, so not only
Speaker 1: is GTS sponsoring fake doctors and real friends. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: also being played during episodes of Scrub. That's smart. That
Speaker 1: smart think, that's very smart smart. I saw a lot
Speaker 1: of people on my social media were, um, we're saying like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm finally gonna try this because Zack and Donald talking
Speaker 1: about nonstuff and theyre and they were loving it. They
Speaker 1: were asking me what my favorite flavors were and they were,
Speaker 1: you know, chatting about it. Well, it's it really Did
Speaker 1: you get your did you get your palette? Did you
Speaker 1: I got my? I got my latest shipment. I feel
Speaker 1: bad when we talked about our shipments in front of
Speaker 1: Joel and Danald, but we got video games? Now did
Speaker 1: you get video games? Yea? Who said you do games? Showel? Wait?
Speaker 1: Who got up? I haven't responded back up in is that?
Speaker 1: Do you do? You think that's safe for me to say.
Speaker 1: It was this person from Zee maybe not their name
Speaker 1: but the company is probably Okay, an incredibly kind of
Speaker 1: person from Ubi soft hit both they said they said,
Speaker 1: do you guys need a need codes or anything. And
Speaker 1: I was like, you're I've already bought under hit the well.
Speaker 1: Ubisoft sent me some games too. I'm gonna do you
Speaker 1: want to know what games I got? Yes, okay, I do, Dumble,
Speaker 1: I don't because they ain't send me ship if you
Speaker 1: got far Crast six, I'm pissed. I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: connect you. I'm gonna hug you up Donald later with
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. You know what I
Speaker 1: really want because it's coming out soon, that Star Wars
Speaker 1: game where you're Tim and it's and and you can
Speaker 1: play it with virtual uh, with the headset. Donald, We
Speaker 1: really got to talk about that later because I have
Speaker 1: an oculous quest sitting right here and I could not
Speaker 1: recommend a single device more. You were talking about you
Speaker 1: want some sort of physical exercise video game thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it right there. Can you feel the blast Can
Speaker 1: you feel the blasters hit the lightsaber when you block
Speaker 1: my friend? Oh god, I'm just saying you can feel
Speaker 1: the blaster hit the blaster bolt hit the lightsaber. You
Speaker 1: feel you have that you have that vibration reactive feeling
Speaker 1: in your hand. It is exactly the experience you're hoping for.
Speaker 1: And it's wireless, and it's wireless. I got Watchdogs too,
Speaker 1: great game. I got a far Cry five about the
Speaker 1: far Crest six. I was about to be like, how
Speaker 1: did you get it earlier? This game great, a lot
Speaker 1: of fun, very cool, very cool. Just dance Classic I'm
Speaker 1: not going to do. Yeah you will, you do, and
Speaker 1: trust me you'll love it. It's got all your hit
Speaker 1: songs on it too. Oh it actually might. Yeah that's true. Um,
Speaker 1: Ghost recon Breakpoint Classic and the Family fun Pack Conquest. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is just like Monopoly, Risk Battleship cool family. That's great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fun. All right, well, shout shout out Ubi Soft.
Speaker 1: It was great to all of the other people on
Speaker 1: this podcast. Yeah, we like it. We like it. If
Speaker 1: we mentioned your thing and you're gonna be nice and
Speaker 1: sended something, you know, bring something to the party for
Speaker 1: Daniel and Joel for the love of yahweh, what'd you get? Sorry?
Speaker 1: We also got something from Activision which I have to
Speaker 1: share with you and Dan. They're offering us like Spiro,
Speaker 1: Call of Duty, Crash Bandicoot, which I'm definitely take them
Speaker 1: off on Carash Bandicoot is my favorite childhood game. Uh so, yeah,
Speaker 1: shout out to the video game people. If you guys
Speaker 1: want to say this worst you never know, you never know,
Speaker 1: you know what? You know what I mentioned to golf
Speaker 1: simulator in one of the podcasts. Nobody reached out to
Speaker 1: me from the golf industry. That's why you mentioned your
Speaker 1: golf simulator, hoping someone would send you one. No. I
Speaker 1: mentioned it because I truly want a golf simulator. Well,
Speaker 1: guess what you're getting for ka Hanaka is coming up, Zack.
Speaker 1: Don't you freaking start this. I will get you one.
Speaker 1: Don't you start to make me believe you. And you're
Speaker 1: gonna treat it like the breaking scooter I brought you,
Speaker 1: Sasha Gray. Remember how you treated the scooter. I treated
Speaker 1: it like the Wait, there was a joke. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna go there anyway. Let's get back to the Episode's
Speaker 1: get back to the show. I wanted to say the
Speaker 1: next thing, I laughed. Oh, I want to explain that
Speaker 1: it's a great Cowboys switch. We've mentioned this a few
Speaker 1: times to you guys on the show. When the stunt
Speaker 1: man does something and then without cutting the real actor
Speaker 1: pops up out of frame as though they did it.
Speaker 1: So when j D takes the ladder away and walks
Speaker 1: in and then and it looks like the janitor falls
Speaker 1: to the ground and then Neil pops up, so that
Speaker 1: was a stuntman who did a big fall from the roof.
Speaker 1: And then Neil was lying in wait or I guess
Speaker 1: he probably had to crawl in because I walked through.
Speaker 1: But I thought that was funny, very funny. He's like,
Speaker 1: why do you keep doing this to me? But also
Speaker 1: knowing that j D there's a ladder that's probably the Jenner,
Speaker 1: is why the hell is j D moving the ladder?
Speaker 1: Just leave the ladder, dude, you're asking for trouble. I
Speaker 1: think everybody in the in the who was watching the
Speaker 1: show when he moved the ladder new Okay, j D's
Speaker 1: gonna begin in trouble for this one right now. Exactly.
Speaker 1: It's like watching Wild Coyote received the package from ACME.
Speaker 1: You know it's gonna get if you're wearing a black
Speaker 1: movie theater. He the audience would be like, don't you
Speaker 1: open that package? I laughed. When I go, sir, can
Speaker 1: I call you Towns? And he goes and Dick ventyke
Speaker 1: goes no, and then the voice of go, I go,
Speaker 1: I was having a great time working with towns. Um,
Speaker 1: I beard Fasse is the fucking patient? Makes no sense? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the didn't pay attention to that, Oh dude, and I
Speaker 1: I thought I noticed it, and then I'm on Scrubs
Speaker 1: Wicky that you mention it. So, m beard Fosse, the
Speaker 1: famous background doctor. Um, I guess someone didn't show up
Speaker 1: today to be a sick patient in bed and beard
Speaker 1: Fosse got the job. Amazing. He's the one that I
Speaker 1: cut open his carrond artery and the blood spurt that's
Speaker 1: beard Fosse's blood. Oh, I love that we call him
Speaker 1: beard Fosse. When it's a beard face. He says, it's
Speaker 1: beard Fosse. Damn it. No, but we called him beard Face. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Dr beard Face, Dr beard Face. Now do you think
Speaker 1: in the world of Scrubs the show that Dr beard
Speaker 1: Face just got sick? Or is it just meant to
Speaker 1: be like a different guy. Let's just say he got sick.
Speaker 1: That's a good that's a good question to ask Bill Lawrence.
Speaker 1: But Bill doesn't want to be asked those anymore, right,
Speaker 1: He says, well, but he's not calling in enough. I
Speaker 1: don't know how we're gonna you know, everything Bill said
Speaker 1: was so nice on paper, but I don't know how
Speaker 1: it's going to get executed coordinated with him. I have
Speaker 1: to reach out and advance, let him know what shows
Speaker 1: we're recording. He has to come up with the question,
Speaker 1: that question so we can launch it to you. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try, damn it. I'm good. We're gonna make it well.
Speaker 1: The good news is well. The good news is with Bill,
Speaker 1: he really likes you, and I think if you use
Speaker 1: your charms on him and or and or make sure
Speaker 1: you're see seeing his assistant, you might be able to
Speaker 1: get it done. But it it's gonna be you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to put a little effort into it because I don't.
Speaker 1: He's definitely not gonna go, oh, I'm gonna go take
Speaker 1: care of that. I'll work on it. I'll work on it.
Speaker 1: Me and his assistant are like this where you're really
Speaker 1: getting to know each other. The fun. The sweet thing
Speaker 1: about it is that Bill was saying he wanted to
Speaker 1: be a more active part of it other than just
Speaker 1: answering questions and and everybody loves that on the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know you guys you're getting something that not a
Speaker 1: lot of podcasts can deliver, You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I don't know that they're getting. The creator of Scrubs,
Speaker 1: the show that we talk about, he's so invested in
Speaker 1: our little podcast. And that's so awesome, man. It's that's
Speaker 1: a that's a perk to you know that you get
Speaker 1: when you listen to fake doctors and real Friends. Yes, again,
Speaker 1: you're selling to the audience who's already listening. But I
Speaker 1: love it. Fake doctor's, real friends, um, rowdy um. The
Speaker 1: first time he's ever been in the hospital, d L
Speaker 1: really decides to bring round to the hospital. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure why. Well, he didn't want to leave it and
Speaker 1: he couldn't leave it in the cab. That was then
Speaker 1: and then d L really picks up a woman at
Speaker 1: the first of all, I don't understand this. You guys
Speaker 1: get drunk thing at all? Okay, so why do you
Speaker 1: get drunk? His wife hat? Then you want then you
Speaker 1: want cowboy western music? Yeah, because when you get drunk,
Speaker 1: who doesn't want to listen to country music? You ever
Speaker 1: heard of Caane Brown? You ever heard of Caane Brown? No,
Speaker 1: Caane Brown is fired, dude, and everybody out there who
Speaker 1: has who has ever listened to Kane Brown knows he's
Speaker 1: fired this dude is he is the new wave if
Speaker 1: you ask me of country music. So you put on
Speaker 1: country music. I didn't know that about. I listened to
Speaker 1: Caane Brown. I listened to old school. Uh uh, what's
Speaker 1: the dude married to Faith Hill? What's his name? Garreth? No,
Speaker 1: I listened to Garth Brooks sometimes, but Caane Brown, what's
Speaker 1: his name? M Tim McGraw. I listened to Tim McGraw.
Speaker 1: Know this case he's doing him assuming? Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: she's opened me up to wait, you know how you
Speaker 1: opened my mind to folk, uh slash singer song singer,
Speaker 1: songwriter music. She's opened my mind to like all music.
Speaker 1: Casey was like he talked about earlier she was in
Speaker 1: the music industry. And so because of that, her catalog
Speaker 1: when I listened to when we're in the car and
Speaker 1: she's just putting on random songs, her catalog is is, uh,
Speaker 1: it's it's big. And so I listened. I've had the
Speaker 1: opportunity to hear new music. And when I was away
Speaker 1: uh and uh it sounds like I went to jail
Speaker 1: or something like that. When I was upstate. No, when
Speaker 1: I was doing, uh, the television show in Jersey. I
Speaker 1: somehow stumbled onto Kane Brown and he and I mean
Speaker 1: his music is to me, it's banging. Okay, got it?
Speaker 1: What's your favorite? Um? Do you have a favorite country
Speaker 1: artis other than Kin Brown? Is there something? Oh? Actually,
Speaker 1: let me ask this. Who's Casey's favorite country artists? Oh
Speaker 1: that's a good question. I don't know. Segment called asked Casey.
Speaker 1: Yeah here right now? So I can't ask her. She
Speaker 1: stepped out? Do you let her out of the house again?
Speaker 1: She gets out every now and then. You know what, sunlight.
Speaker 1: I let her see some sunlight every now and then.
Speaker 1: I think it's good for her skin. I think it's
Speaker 1: good for you know, her health, her mental health. So
Speaker 1: so tell me about this party. I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: understand the party in the bar. You steal it, okay.
Speaker 1: So woman is very The woman is very nice. She
Speaker 1: doesn't you rip a hat off a woman's head, and
Speaker 1: she isn't like, what the funk are you doing? She's
Speaker 1: like laughing along with you much. I thought was nice
Speaker 1: of her and you. Yeah, the point of the party
Speaker 1: is that, you know, Turk literally he is thinking about himself.
Speaker 1: The whole time that his brother's there. He even invites
Speaker 1: his brother to come visit him to help him close
Speaker 1: with carlas so Carla can see. You know, the Turks
Speaker 1: were such good husbands, you know what I mean. Not
Speaker 1: only are we good husbands, were good family men. So
Speaker 1: you don't have anything to worry about. You should marry
Speaker 1: me because our life can be like my brother and
Speaker 1: his wife. But it turns out his my brother's wife
Speaker 1: has left him, and instead of seeing the pain that
Speaker 1: my brother is in, that Turk's brother is in, turk
Speaker 1: Uh is thinking only about himself. And so the party
Speaker 1: at the end is Turk realizing, you know what, I
Speaker 1: need to put the whole me wanting to wanting Carla
Speaker 1: to answer my engagement question on hold for a bit,
Speaker 1: and I need to cater to my brother's feelings because
Speaker 1: one I love him. Two uh you know if I'm
Speaker 1: if if if anything, uh, he needs to pick me
Speaker 1: up right now. And so that's what the whole party
Speaker 1: thing is about. Granted, it's definitely you know, out of
Speaker 1: out of place. The things that Turk does are definitely
Speaker 1: like what then, why why does Carla get so mad
Speaker 1: when you come home? And because you guys bring home
Speaker 1: a girl, but that girl was with Carla. The reason
Speaker 1: why we find out in this episode the reason why
Speaker 1: Carl is hesitant to marry to say yes to Turk's
Speaker 1: engagement proposal is because she feels like he's immature and
Speaker 1: he'll never necessarily grow up, like you know, she got
Speaker 1: piste on, just it's one of the funnier lines in
Speaker 1: the show. She got she got a little uh not
Speaker 1: piste off, but it struck her wrong. When Turk was
Speaker 1: couldn't stop laughing at the fact that he had to
Speaker 1: go operate on Mr Weeney. A patient's name was Mr
Speaker 1: Weeny and Turk ween er, yeah, whatever it is, and
Speaker 1: Turk thinks it's so right exactly, and turn thinks it's
Speaker 1: so funny, and she's like, he needs to grow up,
Speaker 1: he needs to mature, and him bringing a girl home
Speaker 1: drunk on his brother's shoulders doesn't necessarily say on the
Speaker 1: way the girls holding rowdy, what's the plan for the girl?
Speaker 1: Dl Hughey's gonna hook up with the girl at the house?
Speaker 1: Was that the plan? Well, no, the obviously they bought
Speaker 1: the girl home thinking, uh, you know, I don't think
Speaker 1: they thought anything would happen things like that sometimes happen
Speaker 1: when you're drunk and stuff like that. Somebody needs to
Speaker 1: carry Rowdy because I gotta carry my brother, so can Oh?
Speaker 1: I see she? But don't you think that D. L.
Speaker 1: Hughley's character was going to try and hook up with her? Oh? Sure,
Speaker 1: I'm sure he was eventually. I mean supposed to be
Speaker 1: like a guy who's going through a divorce, so he's
Speaker 1: gonna look up with something. Maybe, sure, maybe that was
Speaker 1: going to happen. But for the most part, she was
Speaker 1: there to help them bring Rowdy upstairs. She was a
Speaker 1: friend that they met at the bar, or a girl
Speaker 1: that they met at the bar. Nothing necessarily is going
Speaker 1: to happen. But look, my brother is so drunk. I
Speaker 1: can't carry Rowdy and my brother up the steps. Can
Speaker 1: you help? Right? We have a caller. Yeah, let's go
Speaker 1: to the college. We need a commercial first year all
Speaker 1: or go right to the collar. We'll go right, We'll
Speaker 1: be right back with a fan listener calling in and
Speaker 1: we're bad, bad. Let's let the caller and ladies and
Speaker 1: gentlemen give it up for Richard. Hey, buddy, hi Richards,
Speaker 1: how are you well? Very well? Look at all of you.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Look at you, you handsome devil.
Speaker 1: Like your I like your accent. You know, we're very
Speaker 1: popular in the United Kingdom, Donald, Oh you are? Are we? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh huge? Is that where you're? Where you are right now? Richard?
Speaker 1: In the UK? Yeah? I M yeah, I'm just outside
Speaker 1: of Manchester United. Yes, well played, Donald. Yes, it was
Speaker 1: the choice of two and you picked the right one.
Speaker 1: But if I would have said Chelsea. If I would
Speaker 1: have said Chelsea, you would have hated me. Huh a
Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah, Donald, you don't follow um. When I
Speaker 1: was doing a kick, When I was doing kick gass too,
Speaker 1: I learned a little bit about rivalry that goes on
Speaker 1: in uh football over there. All right, Richard, thanks for
Speaker 1: coming on the show. Joel, did you say that there
Speaker 1: was some story about Richard that we need to know? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So Richard was going to propose to his partner on
Speaker 1: the show. It all said, He's gonna go to a
Speaker 1: park is like sundown. It's been a surprise of you
Speaker 1: guys and the whole thing. Uh. We we had to
Speaker 1: push back a little bit, which I was like, cool,
Speaker 1: I have to actually pop the question, So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go do that and I was like, that's totally fine.
Speaker 1: Come tell us about like how magical and romantic it was,
Speaker 1: and we'll also surprise your partners still with the gift
Speaker 1: of Sack and Donald. Yes, what a gift. She still
Speaker 1: doesn't know. So she's working exciting, Yeah, she's working currently.
Speaker 1: We both work from home. I have asked that. I've
Speaker 1: asked already, but I did. I have kind of thought
Speaker 1: about it since she never actually said yes, interesting, we can't.
Speaker 1: I just kissed, put the ring on and it was okay.
Speaker 1: Yet if she put the ring on shot on the show,
Speaker 1: if she put the ring on that, yes, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: So how are Richard? How are we getting her on
Speaker 1: the zoom call? Right now? She's just working. I'm going
Speaker 1: to go and grab her. She doesn't know that she's
Speaker 1: coming on. I've told her. I've told her to expect
Speaker 1: a surprise, that she needs to take a break. So
Speaker 1: I'm going to go and grab her now. I will
Speaker 1: bring you with me. I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I look good. This is an important I need
Speaker 1: more light on me. This is a big deal. Did
Speaker 1: you guys see me barely? Dude, you're not you like
Speaker 1: my mustache? It looks good. And so there's some people
Speaker 1: that want to say, congratulations, do you hey, gratratulations? Did
Speaker 1: she hear us? Richard? I think I did good. How
Speaker 1: can she hear us? She can hear you? Yeah? Can
Speaker 1: you hear him? No? I just want to be clear
Speaker 1: you did say yes, right, because Richard wasn't sure. You know,
Speaker 1: he knew you put the ring on, but he didn't
Speaker 1: know if you actually said yes. He's been in shock.
Speaker 1: I think, Donald, do you want to take some time
Speaker 1: coin and we'll have chat? Okay, do work you're busy. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's so exciting to see us. I I understand. I'll
Speaker 1: never get over that reaction. That was an amazing reaction.
Speaker 1: It was like one of those things. She was like,
Speaker 1: what the heck is it? What the I think? I
Speaker 1: think it took her a second because of the bid.
Speaker 1: Donald probably, Oh you think it's it's kind of like
Speaker 1: we're both wearing disguises. Yeah, we don't look the same anymore.
Speaker 1: I've been working hard on this guy, dude, this is
Speaker 1: this was all quarantine. Yeah, but I think it's good
Speaker 1: without your patchy, receding hairline hair. To be honest, you
Speaker 1: can eat a dick. The thing you do have a
Speaker 1: question for us. Before you ask Richard the question, I
Speaker 1: want to clarify. I think that the hair wasn't as
Speaker 1: glorious as the beard. And never mind, here she is,
Speaker 1: so is your face, m Richard, Richard? What is your
Speaker 1: fiance's name? Again? Louise? Louise? Ladies and gentlemen, please give
Speaker 1: it up for Richard and Louise. Okay, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: wrong right? How are you guys? Congratulations? How exciting? How
Speaker 1: did you do it? Richard? How did you what's the
Speaker 1: romantic way that you did it? And so we traveled
Speaker 1: on Thursday, about an hour north of where we are currently,
Speaker 1: up to the coast. We really look either. Weather was perfect,
Speaker 1: so we got a really nice sunset. We were set
Speaker 1: up on a cliff top um this private little area,
Speaker 1: so we had a bit of a picnic. And I
Speaker 1: knew I was going to be doing it obviously. I
Speaker 1: thought I was going to be doing it on the
Speaker 1: show with you guys, um, which actually worked out for
Speaker 1: the best because it turned out the signal there wasn't great,
Speaker 1: so it probably wouldn't have worked in anyway. Um. But
Speaker 1: either way, I knew that I was going to do
Speaker 1: it at a particular time because of you know, potentially
Speaker 1: coming on the show. So we were sitting there having
Speaker 1: a picnic, nice romantic time just the two of us,
Speaker 1: and then literally about five minutes before I was ready
Speaker 1: to do it, a load of other people turned up
Speaker 1: to come and check out the sunset and talking about
Speaker 1: their normal, you know, whatever problems they were having with
Speaker 1: their dogs or something that day. And I was just
Speaker 1: sitting there like, oh, please leave. Were you afraid to
Speaker 1: do it in front of them? It was at that
Speaker 1: moment wouldn't be intimate with just the two of you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was because literally we've been sat there and it
Speaker 1: had just been the two of us for like a
Speaker 1: good hour and a half two hours, So it was
Speaker 1: typical that literally as I was about to do it,
Speaker 1: a load of other people turned up. So you were
Speaker 1: up I just want to be clear on all of this.
Speaker 1: You were up on the cliff for two hours just
Speaker 1: hanging out. Yeah, we were having a picnic. Yeah, Now
Speaker 1: do you do something like this often? Very rarely I
Speaker 1: have to ask her, I have to ask your fiance.
Speaker 1: Were you a little suspicious at this point? A little bit,
Speaker 1: because like a week before, it's like brantomly, it's like
Speaker 1: you don't to book Thursday offul work, don't you? Don't you?
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, sure, why not? So a
Speaker 1: little bit when it when it was like how Romantickett was,
Speaker 1: and then the part of me was like, if he
Speaker 1: doesn't do it now, I will remind him of this
Speaker 1: moment for the rest of our lives. Yeah, because like,
Speaker 1: what the hell are you doing on a cliff for
Speaker 1: two hours? Dude? Yeah, exactly. It was. It was a
Speaker 1: bit of a one off for me. But obviously we've
Speaker 1: with everything that's going on in the lockdowns, we've kind
Speaker 1: of just been stuck in the house the last a
Speaker 1: few months, as is everyone. So I thought, even if yeah,
Speaker 1: even even if I bottle it and don't go ahead
Speaker 1: with it, it's still gonna be like a nice date night.
Speaker 1: We'll get out, um. And literally we had an hour's
Speaker 1: drive up there, and all the way up the two
Speaker 1: of us were sitting in the cars singing, we're gonna
Speaker 1: date now, right, that's in your mind? Which you did?
Speaker 1: You know she was going to say? Yes? Yeah. I
Speaker 1: think there was a little bit of nervousness as it
Speaker 1: got closer to the time. I thought, what if she
Speaker 1: doesn't like what. I don't know what I'm I haven't
Speaker 1: considered what I will two if she says no, Um,
Speaker 1: but no, I think it's been We've been together four
Speaker 1: and a half years now, so it's been a long
Speaker 1: time coming. To be honest, it's I probably you should
Speaker 1: have done it sooner. We were supposed to do it
Speaker 1: earlier this year. I say we. I was supposed to
Speaker 1: do it. Um, we were going. We had a holiday
Speaker 1: booked to go to Amsterdam and one of Louise's friends,
Speaker 1: who's a photographer, lives over there, so I was going
Speaker 1: to get her to take the picture and literally a
Speaker 1: week before we were due to leave, that's when the
Speaker 1: lockdown kicked in and we couldn't go. I really do
Speaker 1: like Amsterdam as a place to go propose, because you
Speaker 1: could get fucked up. And yeah, well I was thinking,
Speaker 1: it's not when it's not the absence, it's for real,
Speaker 1: will you marry me? Well, I'm sorry we couldn't be
Speaker 1: a part of it, but it sounds like it worked
Speaker 1: out for the best. And um, and we're glad that
Speaker 1: you're on the show today. Yeah, thank you very much
Speaker 1: for having us. You guys have a question for him
Speaker 1: for us anything that we can any trivia you'd like
Speaker 1: to answered anything about the show at all. Um, I
Speaker 1: have one, but I'm gonna I'm gonna succeed to my fiance.
Speaker 1: Oh um and and see she's got on about Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: I'll ask mine. Um. Mine was for for Scrubs, obviously
Speaker 1: being a comedy show. One of the things and you
Speaker 1: guys talked about people on the podcast was you did
Speaker 1: have some really quite heavy storylines. Um. But the thing
Speaker 1: that I loved most about it was they were never
Speaker 1: rarely confined to a single episode. They would generally tend
Speaker 1: to be put over a couple of episodes, and therefore
Speaker 1: you you'd handle the fall out of it and things
Speaker 1: like that. So my favorite of that was when Dr
Speaker 1: Cox lost three patients and then the following episode is
Speaker 1: all of you going around trying to pick him back
Speaker 1: up because he's really suffering with it. Um. So mine
Speaker 1: was really just is there any of those kind of long,
Speaker 1: longer storylines that went over a couple of episodes where
Speaker 1: that are even your favorite or you wish you actually
Speaker 1: could have been involved in if it wasn't your storyline? Well,
Speaker 1: the Brendan Frasier one, Uh, you know, the problem for me,
Speaker 1: And it's not it's not it's not a bad thing.
Speaker 1: It's just the way storytelling goes on television is you know,
Speaker 1: you have somebody who you follow through the show, and
Speaker 1: most of the most of the things that most of
Speaker 1: the things that come to the show happened to that person,
Speaker 1: and everyone else on the side deals with something else,
Speaker 1: like a b storyline. So Brendan Frasier being on the
Speaker 1: show is a J. D. And Cox storyline, not necessarily
Speaker 1: a Turk storyline. And you know, I've always you know,
Speaker 1: had I. I always want to work with, you know,
Speaker 1: big stars or people who are veterans of this industry
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. And so for me, there are
Speaker 1: a bunch of episodes where I'm like, damn, I wish
Speaker 1: I could have been a part of that. When I
Speaker 1: when watching the show, uh, you know, Zach, we're doing
Speaker 1: the episode with Dick Van Dyke and d l hugely. Now,
Speaker 1: I love d L right, I love him tremendously. I
Speaker 1: would have also liked to have worked with Dick Van
Speaker 1: Dyke because he's one of my He's one of my
Speaker 1: favorite people on the planet, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So for me, there's a bunch of I could. I
Speaker 1: could go down the list of storylines where I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: I wish I could have been a part of that. UM.
Speaker 1: But one that's real is uh the Brendan Frasier one
Speaker 1: I had. He was on the show for three episodes,
Speaker 1: and I think I encountered him and interacted with him
Speaker 1: in one scene out of all of it. Mhm. I
Speaker 1: don't know that. I haven't really an answered for that,
Speaker 1: because I was I usually got to be involved with
Speaker 1: um longer if it especially if it was an episode
Speaker 1: that was a theme that was going to continue for
Speaker 1: a few I feel like is I was involved in it.
Speaker 1: But but I agree with you. I liked it when
Speaker 1: they would span. I noticed this episode actually kind of
Speaker 1: has an abrupt ending. Um, I think it goes Yeah,
Speaker 1: really must have done another episode because it just kind
Speaker 1: of abruptly ends. And uh, it's funny because I wonder
Speaker 1: the syndication if they show them in order or completely
Speaker 1: out of order. I don't know. You know, Season one
Speaker 1: of Scrubs was one of those things where you could
Speaker 1: just turn it on at any time and it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter where we are. You kind of it's it's it's Scrubs.
Speaker 1: As we go further on into the series, you noticed
Speaker 1: that you know, if you missed one episode, you might
Speaker 1: you could get lost and can. The good thing about
Speaker 1: it is you can still kind of follow it. I've
Speaker 1: been watching a lot of BoJack Horsemen, by the way,
Speaker 1: which is so good. I don't know if you guys
Speaker 1: have watched bow Jack Horsemen. I'm not. And bizarrely, I've
Speaker 1: been in I've been in the show as myself a
Speaker 1: few times. Um. In fact, the spoiler, they actually feast
Speaker 1: on my on my corps at some point, um but um,
Speaker 1: and I had seen a few I I said yes
Speaker 1: to be on the show and wanted to be on
Speaker 1: the show because I I the few I saw were hilarious.
Speaker 1: But it's such a now that I'm in quarantine and
Speaker 1: I'm sort of binging it and it's so incredibly smart.
Speaker 1: I think if you're if you're a fan of Scrubs,
Speaker 1: you'll you'll like it because it's so surreal and wacky sometimes,
Speaker 1: but then also has this really deep social commentary and
Speaker 1: can get quite dramatic. For an animated show, I don't
Speaker 1: think I've ever seen an animated show gets so deep.
Speaker 1: And the theme song is fire. Whenever I'm watching it
Speaker 1: and the little Netflix thing comes up that's like skip intro.
Speaker 1: I'm like, how dare you? We will not be skipping
Speaker 1: this fire intro? Um. Now, we were gonna Donna Lett
Speaker 1: even bring this up to you, but I thought we
Speaker 1: could start a new segment. I don't know if Joel
Speaker 1: warned you guys, Richard, but if there's anything in your
Speaker 1: life that you need us to fix a problem, are
Speaker 1: you trying to Are we going to be shrinks? No shrinks? No,
Speaker 1: I canna shrinks. I'm not good at handyman work either, though. No,
Speaker 1: it could be anything. Richard could say, Um, we have
Speaker 1: a drain that won't go down, and we tried everything,
Speaker 1: what do you guys think? Or he could say, how
Speaker 1: do we tell my soon to be mother in law
Speaker 1: that we don't want her to x y Z. The
Speaker 1: point is is like we're gonna quickly give advice. We're
Speaker 1: gonna fix your life. Yeah, what kind of problems are
Speaker 1: you guys having a new segment called fix your Life? Yeah, Richard,
Speaker 1: it could be small, it could be big. It could
Speaker 1: be like my door knob keeps falling off of my door.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is, we're gonna fix it right now. Well,
Speaker 1: I think and the best thing to ask for that
Speaker 1: would be obviously we was having just got engaged. Um Donald, obviously, Um,
Speaker 1: you're married and to your lovely wife, by the way,
Speaker 1: and you should have seen your wife's face when you
Speaker 1: said that. She's like, the rings not even dry. And
Speaker 1: I know you obviously you had to zach it at
Speaker 1: your house as well wells from a wedding planning points
Speaker 1: of view, like what would be your best advice for planning? Uh,
Speaker 1: take your time, and it's you know, that's that's one
Speaker 1: thing that you have to do. Uh, look for deals
Speaker 1: because that ship gets expensive as fuck. If you got
Speaker 1: friends that can hook shit up and let them do it,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's all right if you
Speaker 1: don't get me the it's all right you don't get
Speaker 1: me the freaking coaster. I appreciate anything you can do
Speaker 1: to make this magical day happen. If you have friends
Speaker 1: that can support you in that way, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Also, you know, I don't know about you,
Speaker 1: you know, getting married. I'm fine going into the justice
Speaker 1: of the peace. My wife was not all right with that.
Speaker 1: She wanted party, and so I was like yo, however
Speaker 1: you want to do it, I would say this, it's
Speaker 1: a fantasy that needs to be lived out, and in
Speaker 1: order for that to happen, you both have to be
Speaker 1: honest with what you want. You know what I mean. So, uh,
Speaker 1: if if if, Richard, you have a certain idea of
Speaker 1: what you're looking at for a wedding, you need to
Speaker 1: express it. And Louise, if you have a fantasy that
Speaker 1: you had for your your wedding, you need to express
Speaker 1: it and then you guys need to come to a compromise. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: this could take a really long time to compromise what
Speaker 1: it is you want. But at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: you only get you only get one I mean depends
Speaker 1: on how well your marriage is. But you really only
Speaker 1: get one time to get married, you know, first time
Speaker 1: to get married. That's fine, but you only get one
Speaker 1: chance to You only get one chance to have a
Speaker 1: first wedding, and so you get one chance to have
Speaker 1: a first wedding. That's what it is. Advice from someone
Speaker 1: who's nic alright, My advice from someone who's never had
Speaker 1: a wedding but gone to the many is that the
Speaker 1: music is the most important thing. So if you're gonna
Speaker 1: get a DJ, Like, make sure that it's the kind
Speaker 1: of music you like. Don't just trust the DJ to
Speaker 1: pick the vibe for your wedding party. Pick music that
Speaker 1: you guys love. You know what I'm saying. He's right
Speaker 1: about that, because we had a DJ and a band,
Speaker 1: and the band was cool when we were singing with
Speaker 1: the band, Like I sang two songs with the band
Speaker 1: at my wedding and that was the coolest. That was
Speaker 1: really cool. But then when the band was performing by themselves,
Speaker 1: nobody was dancing, and then the DJ turned up and
Speaker 1: then everybody was on the dance floor. So it's really important.
Speaker 1: As Daniel he knows. Also, don't have a cash bar.
Speaker 1: I went to a wedding with a cash bar. That's
Speaker 1: a really bad look. That's a bad look. Like if
Speaker 1: you if you can't afford the bar tab, then invite
Speaker 1: less people. But don't make me, don't make me go. Yeah, don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would say I think weddings are better smaller. I mean,
Speaker 1: as someone who's been to a bunch, I think when
Speaker 1: weddings are really big, it's you don't really have much
Speaker 1: personal contact people. I don't I mean, I personally don't
Speaker 1: like the big like ballroom thing of like everyone in
Speaker 1: a hotel. I think I think what we did for
Speaker 1: Donald was, you know, I don't have a big fancy backyard.
Speaker 1: I have a nice backyard, but it was like it
Speaker 1: was basically in the backyard and there was a dance
Speaker 1: floor and it was it was beautifully designed and everything
Speaker 1: with the way that Casey had it decorated. But I mean,
Speaker 1: I just think smaller better, UM, put that money that
Speaker 1: you saved from not having too many people into great,
Speaker 1: great decorations and great music and great food. Because it
Speaker 1: has to be the best party of your life, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It has to be as part
Speaker 1: of the celebration, as part of the segment, and you
Speaker 1: guys need to answer whether or not we fixed your
Speaker 1: life successfully. And I really almost there was one answer
Speaker 1: we prefer, but you obviously have a choice of yes
Speaker 1: and no. I think so do you think so? I
Speaker 1: think definitely the one chance to make it what we
Speaker 1: wanted to do is absolutely what we what we want,
Speaker 1: um and definitely Zack. From a music point of view,
Speaker 1: we've actually already started putting together a playlist of what
Speaker 1: songs we want and do you want to say what
Speaker 1: our first ance is gonna be Oh that's so sweet
Speaker 1: that you know something that Richard, Louise, You're welcome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you very thundersupplause, Dan, to fix their life. We
Speaker 1: fixed their fixed their life. We successfully fixed their life.
Speaker 1: You guys will always know that you're the first couple
Speaker 1: whose life we ever fixed. You're welcome, Thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for coming the show. Good luck you,
Speaker 1: thank you, good luck you guys. Good luck we Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love you. You love the show as well, and
Speaker 1: I love you. I heard what you said and I
Speaker 1: love you too. Yea love congratulations later, guys, thank you,
Speaker 1: grat thank you. Well you know what you know what, Zach?
Speaker 1: I feel good about that we fix somebody's life. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you liking this new segment? I love I love
Speaker 1: this new segment. This is my favorite new segment. You're
Speaker 1: going to get a special guest star visitor as we
Speaker 1: wrap up the show. Do you want to meet the team? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's up? How's it going? That's Joel and Daniel. Hi, Joel,
Speaker 1: I got my my brother brought me only is that
Speaker 1: what it's calling? Yeah? And I made some well, I
Speaker 1: made some I made the dough. Yeah, and I'm going
Speaker 1: to get the fixings. But I noticed that you put
Speaker 1: a little oil around him. Yeah. Do you want to
Speaker 1: shout me out what these oils are? Because they were
Speaker 1: delicious girls. I mean, all I can say, Donald is,
Speaker 1: you're just going to put some olive oil and two
Speaker 1: clothes of garlic in one in another one. You're gonna
Speaker 1: do olive oil, chili flakes and a little bit of
Speaker 1: um past it's going down, and then you're going to
Speaker 1: put the oil on before you put the pizza in
Speaker 1: the oven. And then you're going to put it on
Speaker 1: the crust when it comes and you drizzle it. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I can't wait. It makes it addictive, Yes
Speaker 1: it does, Yes, it does. It's good to see you.
Speaker 1: Do you like our first Florence cameo here on the podcast?
Speaker 1: I love it. Well, it make the show. Is she
Speaker 1: gonna is she gonna turn her key? Course it will
Speaker 1: turn your key, man, We're gonna turn your key. Um.
Speaker 1: So baby, these are the people that I'm always talking
Speaker 1: to all the time. It's actually really good to see
Speaker 1: your faces because obviously it's a podcast, so you don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: these are my friends. I know them more than you
Speaker 1: do me sometimes. Thank you for sharing delicious cooking tips
Speaker 1: with us. I mean, well, we'll see what I can
Speaker 1: come up with next time. Donald get some questions we
Speaker 1: should have Oh my god, we should have a segment
Speaker 1: cooking corner, a pizza cooking tipsis. Let's do it. Let's
Speaker 1: do it, all of you out there. Thank you for
Speaker 1: listening to fake doctor's real friends for Zach Blow, Joel Daniel,
Speaker 1: I'm Donald Faison, have a great one, Bob six saven
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Speaker 1: I said, he's the stories natural should know. So yad
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