Speaker 1: Joel, I've been watching you on Twitter all day, and
Speaker 1: I am so happy that this Beyonce thing has come out,
Speaker 1: because you seem like you're on ecstasy over there, just
Speaker 1: telling Daniel. I've already seen it twice. I have plans
Speaker 1: to watch it a third time. And I get off
Speaker 1: work at seven today. I'm probably gonna be online with
Speaker 1: some friends doing a live watch it is. Is it? Dope?
Speaker 1: We haven't watched it yet. We're waiting. She's holding and
Speaker 1: she's holding her eyes. Donald when you get to brown
Speaker 1: scanning girls and you're holding your daughter and you're crying
Speaker 1: because you're like, look at this gorgeous representation for my child.
Speaker 1: It's so good. She should I should I watch it
Speaker 1: with the kids or without the kids, because I know
Speaker 1: she can be risk a children, so I always tell
Speaker 1: parents to watch by themselves first. I have no idea
Speaker 1: what appropriate the last record that she did where she
Speaker 1: was in the thong the whole time and shaking her
Speaker 1: booty the whole time. Like, I could watch it, but
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want my my kids watching
Speaker 1: that my baby's watching that this is a lot less
Speaker 1: uh sexualized, because it's let me put it this way,
Speaker 1: it's on Disney Plus. Okay, so it's it's you know,
Speaker 1: the efforts have been removed from the content. Uh, there's
Speaker 1: not a lot of assid titties out. I think it's
Speaker 1: probably I don't know if I wore one viewer. I
Speaker 1: love the Joel review. There's not a lot of acid
Speaker 1: titties out Therefore, I should give us a lot of
Speaker 1: body suits and uh two bikinis, which we appreciate her for.
Speaker 1: I thank you. Um, it's just you gotta read. You
Speaker 1: gotta read Joel's You gotta look at Joel's Twitter. It's like,
Speaker 1: basically become a tribute. It's tribute to Beyonce. You created
Speaker 1: an altar, you have a shrine. I don't have a
Speaker 1: bedroom right now, but when I do, that will absolutely
Speaker 1: be like a Beyonce photo. Joel's Twitter and smiling like
Speaker 1: I'm so you know, when your friends are happy, you're happy.
Speaker 1: And I was holding my heart for Joel this morning.
Speaker 1: It's like this woman, this woman is one of happy
Speaker 1: human being. When did dropped last night at midnight or
Speaker 1: this morning at midnight? No, I tried, but I was
Speaker 1: tired and I took my edible at the time I
Speaker 1: normally take it and then I was like, well that
Speaker 1: is I have a question. Um, it's a music video
Speaker 1: movie kind of thing, is what it is. It's called
Speaker 1: a visual album. So every so inonce released The Lion
Speaker 1: King basically album, Uh it was great. So this is
Speaker 1: every single song off of the album gets a music video.
Speaker 1: But it tells like an overarching story. But there's not
Speaker 1: like a lot of dialoguees tpping between, so it's not
Speaker 1: like it's worth visual storytelling, right. This is the music
Speaker 1: from The Lion King, the music the album she did
Speaker 1: for The Lion King, so it's not like a Kuna matata.
Speaker 1: It's all I would have tuned in if it was
Speaker 1: like but the you it sound Italian but list but
Speaker 1: last melis me or Melisa so ridiculous. It's cool because
Speaker 1: she got like a bunch of like artists like from
Speaker 1: South Africa, Ghana. I know it is well represented, I
Speaker 1: think Nigeria. So it's not just artists, but producers get
Speaker 1: features on their dancers. So it's like, is Drake on it? Amazing?
Speaker 1: Drake is not on this album. Kendrick Lamar is on
Speaker 1: the album. Is on the album. It's always interesting to
Speaker 1: see what rappers Beyonce is gonna put on her record because,
Speaker 1: believe it or not, lyrically, she's she could take them
Speaker 1: all down pretty much. When when Beyonce sings and puts
Speaker 1: it into rap form or chat form, it's a rap
Speaker 1: for a lot of these cats. She's very slick with
Speaker 1: her with her lyrics the question, and a lot of
Speaker 1: it could be because she's married to jay Z, but
Speaker 1: she writes her own stuff. Man, it's not anybody else
Speaker 1: writing it. That was my question. I didn't want to
Speaker 1: be yelled at by either one of you, but I
Speaker 1: want to know if she writes her own lyrics, absolutely, absolutely, yes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's one of those people. Uh. You know, we talked
Speaker 1: about it back in the day. My wife used to
Speaker 1: work with Destiny Child and all of that stuff, and
Speaker 1: worked on the first Crazy and Love record and Eyes
Speaker 1: her her her cousin is Teresa Laba Bara White, right,
Speaker 1: and she was the person who helped find uh and
Speaker 1: and nurture Destiny Child and Beyonce, and you know, she's
Speaker 1: done a lot of the musical production for her. I
Speaker 1: don't know if she worked on this album, but she
Speaker 1: might have worked on this album. I'm not sure, but
Speaker 1: she but my my wife is her cousin. And so
Speaker 1: when my wife first moved to Alish, she worked for Teresa.
Speaker 1: And I remember one time I went to meet Beyonce
Speaker 1: and I brought my wife with me, like I'm going
Speaker 1: to introduce my wife to Beyonce, and Beyonce ran by
Speaker 1: me and was like, yeah, so Joel's now one degree separation.
Speaker 1: So uh, when she was working on the Crazy and
Speaker 1: Love record, you know, she could take a c D
Speaker 1: and throw that thing in the pro tools, like take
Speaker 1: somebody's thing and throw it in the pro tools and
Speaker 1: start working on it and create her own music off
Speaker 1: of it. Like there's the dude from, uh, what's the
Speaker 1: name Ryan from what's the name of that band? Too
Speaker 1: Late to bolot Jack, It's too late Tatter something like that.
Speaker 1: What's the name of the band? One Republic? Holding on?
Speaker 1: Ryan Ta Ryan Tatter with an R right. I said Ryan,
Speaker 1: I said Brian. I said Ryan, You said Ryan. I
Speaker 1: was um. Anyway, he said when he wrote the song,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if it's Halo or one of these songs.
Speaker 1: It was completely different once Beyonce got ahold of it,
Speaker 1: Like he wrote a song and it was completely different
Speaker 1: after she got it for the better, Like she's one
Speaker 1: of those people that's like, oh, that's what you're doing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna add to it. Let me create something to it,
Speaker 1: and it turns out to be fire. So you know,
Speaker 1: when it comes to writing her own lyrics. Yes, Beyonce
Speaker 1: is up in there now. I gotta ask my wife
Speaker 1: if it's okay to tell this story. Your wife doesn't
Speaker 1: listen to the program, so she'll be fine. How is everybody?
Speaker 1: How are you doing? What are we doing this weekend?
Speaker 1: What are you drinking? What's happening? What's going on? This
Speaker 1: is a fizzy drink. Yeah, it's a it's a logger.
Speaker 1: It's tasty. A lot of people were weighing in on
Speaker 1: our last episode saying that Bourbon is a whiskey Donald
Speaker 1: because you had mentioned I said, are you having whiskey?
Speaker 1: And you said no, it's bourbon, So you know, okay,
Speaker 1: So Bourbon's a whiskey. Yeah. I think Bourbon's a whiskey.
Speaker 1: But it's only made in Kentucky? Is that right? Anybody?
Speaker 1: I forgot what the guy said. I just like the
Speaker 1: people that I listen. Our fans and listeners are so
Speaker 1: passionate about the show that they a lot of people
Speaker 1: weigh in and the nine percent of it's positive. I
Speaker 1: love that. I love that there's a few negative. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: I had a woman today. I had to laugh because
Speaker 1: she was like, um, you guys are getting way too
Speaker 1: much off topic from the show. And then it was
Speaker 1: like dot dot tight, dot dot dot might have to
Speaker 1: stop listening. And I was like, oh, ship, Susan from Duluth,
Speaker 1: what the funk are we gonna do if you leave
Speaker 1: my It was like it was like a warning. She
Speaker 1: was like giving us a little warning like stay on
Speaker 1: topic or dot dot dot might have to stop listening.
Speaker 1: I had one guy say to me something like, oh great,
Speaker 1: you're gonna talk about how you don't remember any of
Speaker 1: your lines? Can't wait? Yeah, well, I believe it was
Speaker 1: the poet Taylor Swift to one said haters are going
Speaker 1: to hate hate hate hate, hate hate hate. Yes, that
Speaker 1: was the poet Taylor. So, by the way, that album,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I went on a walk today and
Speaker 1: have you been listening to I've only listened to the
Speaker 1: first two songs. Those are my two favorite songs. But
Speaker 1: I always do that too whenever it's a new album.
Speaker 1: I like fall in Love with two songs and just
Speaker 1: play them NonStop and then don't even ever go to
Speaker 1: the other songs. But I went I went on a
Speaker 1: walk today with my doggie, and I went a little deep,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to tell you another good one I found.
Speaker 1: It's called um seven. Have you heard that one? It's good,
Speaker 1: beautiful song. I like. I like the first two songs.
Speaker 1: The one good. The Bonnie Bear song is not the
Speaker 1: first two. You need to branch out to that one,
Speaker 1: the one and then the one that comes after it
Speaker 1: is banging. And now I'm looking forward to Beyonce tonight
Speaker 1: because you know what asked when I'm gonna be watching
Speaker 1: you know, do you think you and your wife might
Speaker 1: be intimate because of Beyonce's sexy music video movie. I
Speaker 1: am going to uh seduce the crap out of my wife. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe the sexy Beyonce video will get her all wrong
Speaker 1: by ripping her clothes off of her. We don't mean,
Speaker 1: we don't need to know what your role playing. I'm
Speaker 1: going to seduce my wife tonight by taking all of
Speaker 1: her clothes off of her. Your wife looks really good,
Speaker 1: I have to say. She's working on her She looks fire. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's so inside and outside, she's working on herself. And
Speaker 1: so what you're what you're seeing is that glow. I'm
Speaker 1: seeing that glow you married. Well, she is one. I
Speaker 1: hope it's okay that I say she is one. Foxy Mama. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fine. She's I don't own her, she's just my wife. No,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to be disrespectful. But I'm I'm
Speaker 1: here to tell you that she's hot. Okay. I'm sure
Speaker 1: there are other people out there that field the same
Speaker 1: way they do. They do you know what she tells
Speaker 1: me When I'm like, but there are people that feel
Speaker 1: the same way about me, honey, She's like, no, they
Speaker 1: don't know. Nobody wants you. Wants you, please, baby, baby,
Speaker 1: baby please, Like She'll be like, you think JAYL wants
Speaker 1: you really really well? You got you did think that
Speaker 1: Brittany wanted you. We could tell the story, but no,
Speaker 1: I don't want to know if you want to edit
Speaker 1: it out or not. But we might have to edit it.
Speaker 1: You could choose to edit out. But all I know
Speaker 1: is Donald thought Brittany wanted her. Brittany did want me.
Speaker 1: Hold on and come on, buddy, did you hold on? Dude?
Speaker 1: She would send dudes over, like dancers over to the
Speaker 1: table when we would be out and be like, Brittany
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you, and I'd be like, what
Speaker 1: they like, Brittany wants to talk to you, And yere's
Speaker 1: your Murphy. Who are we talking about? Spears? Wow? Iconic?
Speaker 1: And I was. But I was dating my wife at
Speaker 1: the time, so I would be like, So I said
Speaker 1: to my wife, I was like, babe, she should give
Speaker 1: me just let me get the let me get the
Speaker 1: let me get to go out on a date with her.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I don't do anything. I just want
Speaker 1: to go out on the date to be like yo.
Speaker 1: And then afterwards we could talk about the date and
Speaker 1: what happened on the date and where she and I
Speaker 1: went and what we didn't. He right, like, your girlfriend's
Speaker 1: gonna be like okay, as long as just the date.
Speaker 1: She was like, absolutely not, and I was like right.
Speaker 1: And so one night, one night, Brittany kind of crossed
Speaker 1: the line. Like we were out and about and we
Speaker 1: were at Hide and Brittany was out with like all
Speaker 1: of her dances and she was just coming back with
Speaker 1: circus and it was about to like it was it
Speaker 1: was about to pop right, and uh, well right now,
Speaker 1: Circus Circus Circus is a dope ass record, dude, it's
Speaker 1: a record, dude. She was looking great right, and my
Speaker 1: wife was with me and she sent somebody over and
Speaker 1: was like, Brittany wants you to come over and say hi.
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay. My wife was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go over there. So we walk over there, let's
Speaker 1: go over and I was like, Hi, I'm his I'm
Speaker 1: his girlfriend. I'm his girlfriend. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my girlfriend. Anyway. Anyway, Donald, I think a lot
Speaker 1: of women want you. I think a lot of men
Speaker 1: want you. Think I agree with that. I disagree with
Speaker 1: the women want you. Have a lot of gay suitors
Speaker 1: on the I feel like that I have a very
Speaker 1: you know, handsome and uh, I think it's I do
Speaker 1: have a nice but that's true, let's do. But it's
Speaker 1: like a shell, you know, if you it's like a
Speaker 1: unit you could hang on the wall. I feel like
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like you and I both
Speaker 1: go on are friends, and our friendship is very uh
Speaker 1: inspiring to a lot of men out there, and so
Speaker 1: it's only right that a lot of our fans are
Speaker 1: boys because we can teach boys how to love each
Speaker 1: other like this. That's and listen. I think this next
Speaker 1: generation is going to try way more things obviously. I mean, um,
Speaker 1: you know we were it was so taboo to experiment
Speaker 1: when when we were growing up, And now I think
Speaker 1: every all these young people are just like, all right,
Speaker 1: let me try everything, you know, like, let me see
Speaker 1: what's for me, what's for me and what's not for me. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, I think that's. I mean, if I'm not mistaken,
Speaker 1: you guys can correct me if I'm wrong. The women
Speaker 1: are are are more free to do that already, and
Speaker 1: I feel like the men are behind them. I think
Speaker 1: like young, sexually active young people will be more experimental
Speaker 1: in years to come. Right, Joel, why do you look
Speaker 1: at me like I'm crazy? No, I'm not sorry, lost
Speaker 1: in the thought of my own but yeah, well, well
Speaker 1: try and have the edible. Try to have the edible
Speaker 1: when the show's over. Smoke on the job good? Who
Speaker 1: does you don't? Yeah, sometimes I'll be baked on this ship.
Speaker 1: I'm not well, it's not on camera, so I assume
Speaker 1: that you were high sometimes, but it doesn't seem to
Speaker 1: mess up your performance because you're very entertaining, except sometimes
Speaker 1: when you can't finish your sentence. That only happens when
Speaker 1: I've drank too much or not drink too much. You
Speaker 1: can have one. Like when I started getting like tongue
Speaker 1: tied and stuff like that, it's because I might have
Speaker 1: There was a funny moment in the last episode where
Speaker 1: you went on this long ass thing and I go, well, said,
Speaker 1: I'm in a good mood today. I gotta say, good,
Speaker 1: you're happy. If this were a normal environment and the
Speaker 1: world wasn't ending, we would you and I would be
Speaker 1: going to the beach and skip down the sand together.
Speaker 1: That's what we would do. I don't know. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think of. Like if I could do anything with
Speaker 1: you this weekend Disneyland, disney Man, I would say, Donald, No,
Speaker 1: I give him Mickey. He knows not what he does. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, I saw the socks. You're gonna want,
Speaker 1: you know, the company Stance. Of course, I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: them a free plug right now. Um. They have Empire
Speaker 1: Strikes Back socks, a whole box of them. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: have a lot of Stance Star Wars socks, I know,
Speaker 1: but if you look. I was online last night looking
Speaker 1: for new Socks and stance if you want to send
Speaker 1: me songs. But anyway, they have a whole Empire Strikes
Speaker 1: back box set, and I was like, I would send
Speaker 1: this to Donald, but you know what's gonna happen. I
Speaker 1: would send this link and he won't reply. That's because
Speaker 1: I would be on the link buying the stuff. These
Speaker 1: are the things that way Brocking text you with like
Speaker 1: nine th and you don't remember sleep at like your
Speaker 1: wife's up, because I'll text Casey and he replies and
Speaker 1: this is we're talking about like some some ship and
Speaker 1: you like, I got no, and I got you. Keep
Speaker 1: you're asleep going on over. Here's the here's the thing
Speaker 1: about me and my wife. My wife likes to stay
Speaker 1: up late and wake up late. I like to go
Speaker 1: to bed early and get up early. So you take
Speaker 1: the kids like cracko dawn when they get up. When
Speaker 1: they wake up, I'll go downstairs with them. The problem
Speaker 1: is sometimes I get involved in watching television with them
Speaker 1: and uh they get to make them breakfast and stuff.
Speaker 1: Show comes and be like have the kids eating? And
Speaker 1: I'll be like, uh, they were supposed to eat. Can't
Speaker 1: they feed themselves? Come on, they need to get at it.
Speaker 1: Cereal a bowl, pour some milk. Listen, it's not that
Speaker 1: they cannot feed themselves, because they can. I'm sure they
Speaker 1: can just put the cereal on the table. I want
Speaker 1: to watch. I need to. I need to watch them though.
Speaker 1: That's my only thing. Man Like, Uh, it's there are
Speaker 1: a lot of people out there who have experienced this.
Speaker 1: But when you watch your kid choke on something, it's
Speaker 1: very scary and so therefore you know, And I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that cereal can't do it, but I just would
Speaker 1: prefer to be around them when they eat. Like my
Speaker 1: kid goes, I'll be in the other room eating. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. Uh really, you gotta watch him eat. I
Speaker 1: get crazy. Look, dude, it took us forever to helicopter.
Speaker 1: You're a helicopter parent. I am a helicopter. Yes, I
Speaker 1: hover over my kids. You are. I send a lot
Speaker 1: of life lifelines down even when they don't need it. Chopper,
Speaker 1: Blue Thunder, Blue Thunder apache that badass Chopper. No, I'm
Speaker 1: Blue Thunder from the movie or air Wolf. I'm air Wolf.
Speaker 1: I'm Blue Thunder or air Wolf. What's the big military
Speaker 1: um black Hawk? I'm a black hawk. Yeah, you're a
Speaker 1: black hawk. I'm a black hawk. You are a black hawk.
Speaker 1: I'm a black hawk, and I will, but you can
Speaker 1: unleash the thunder if you mess with my family. That's
Speaker 1: how I feel about it. And so I will chop
Speaker 1: the ship out of some food. I will chop the
Speaker 1: ship out of some food. Chop up cheerios chios and
Speaker 1: chop them up. I will let him sit in the
Speaker 1: in the milk a little bit longer before I give
Speaker 1: them to the kids. Parent you are you let the
Speaker 1: cheerios get soggy, and you're like, you may eat now.
Speaker 1: You can't eat these. I don't have to worry about
Speaker 1: them scratching your throat on the way down. I can't
Speaker 1: help it, man, I can't help it. I love my
Speaker 1: kids so much it's ridiculous, and I love them so much.
Speaker 1: Like I sometimes at night I'll be in my bed
Speaker 1: and I'll just be thinking about my kids, and I
Speaker 1: will have spent the day with these little fuckers, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like these kids are bad sometimes,
Speaker 1: and even after they're bad, I'm in bed at night,
Speaker 1: Like you know, I love that little ship head. That
Speaker 1: little fucker was so mean to me. Today. But I
Speaker 1: wouldn't trade it in for the world like it really is.
Speaker 1: That's sweet. I can't wait to have a little little
Speaker 1: children one that they change your life. Should we get
Speaker 1: into the show? Yes, I think that's a good note.
Speaker 1: Do you want to count us hit into America's favorite song? Five? Six, seven, eight?
Speaker 1: Stories about show? We made about a bunch of nurses
Speaker 1: and stories. So get around here, yeah, around here, m m.
Speaker 1: This is such a good episode. It is a good episode.
Speaker 1: The only problem I have with it is the outline
Speaker 1: of the episode, like the outline of the episode that
Speaker 1: I have to do. I went away and I was
Speaker 1: gonna write some stuff down my still couldn't an attempt
Speaker 1: at it, because what's my first attempt at it? Well,
Speaker 1: it's my second attempt. We had a misfire with Johnny
Speaker 1: C and now this is your second past. This is
Speaker 1: your first opportunity to do it again. Okay, well it's
Speaker 1: not gonna work, but I'm gonna do it anyway. But
Speaker 1: I did, as you know, I all watch I watched this.
Speaker 1: But this tell me when you're rolling, hold on, let
Speaker 1: me get my time, are ready? Tell me when you're
Speaker 1: going and go? This episode is about sex and relationships
Speaker 1: and the workplace. Really, at the workplace, it's hard to
Speaker 1: maintain relationships, and especially after work, it's hard to maintain relationships.
Speaker 1: J D and Elliott in this episode find each other
Speaker 1: in the end because really they don't have anyone else.
Speaker 1: And it's all because it's very difficult to work long
Speaker 1: hours and maintain a lifecds. But it's not your finest work.
Speaker 1: But it's the truth. And that's what this episode was about.
Speaker 1: Just it was meandering. It was like this episode because
Speaker 1: it's hard to write about sex and and and relationships,
Speaker 1: because that's what this episode is really, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. It's about it's like you got to do
Speaker 1: one of these every year, we gotta do a sex
Speaker 1: and relationship episode, and how it's tough to do it
Speaker 1: at in the workspace and year. I might be so
Speaker 1: bold to say Donald, it's Donald, right. I might be
Speaker 1: so bold to say that this is the biggest sex
Speaker 1: scene that we I did the whole run. You guys
Speaker 1: get hot and heavy in this. We do we do
Speaker 1: And I remember shooting it. We shot it a long
Speaker 1: time and I remember shooting it, going are we going
Speaker 1: to air this like this? Like they didn't They cut
Speaker 1: some stuff out because we were like just going at
Speaker 1: it like this was like full on, like we were
Speaker 1: kind of just hooking up, right. It was like we're
Speaker 1: gonna pay you too to hook up with each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's acting, but it wasn't. I mean,
Speaker 1: we were acting. We weren't like in a relationship, but
Speaker 1: I mean you saw what you see is like we
Speaker 1: did that for like a full day and they only
Speaker 1: cut some of it out. I remember thinking, like we
Speaker 1: were just going out and I was like, they're not
Speaker 1: going to air all of this on on NBC. But
Speaker 1: you know, we're like mass grabbing and I'm kissing her
Speaker 1: breasts and we're just like dump, You're like grabbing her.
Speaker 1: Not only are you grabbing her, as you're grabbing like
Speaker 1: a cheek and then inside the cheek. Like it's not
Speaker 1: just the out you don't grab the outside cheek, you
Speaker 1: grab the inside cheek. And like this is like some
Speaker 1: straight up, you know, soft core Skin a Max stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was totally Skin a Max. If you saw that
Speaker 1: on Skin a Max, you'd be like, oh, I'm watching
Speaker 1: skin watching Skin a Max tonight. Even the way the
Speaker 1: show opens up with uh with Turk and Carlam making
Speaker 1: out and how wet that is of a kiss, like
Speaker 1: the kisses are super wet and juicy. It was a
Speaker 1: sexual episode. It was sexually charged. You in the bathtub
Speaker 1: with gift shop girl. Yea, God, Sarah Lancaster, what a
Speaker 1: beautiful gal. I gotta say. And um, I just as
Speaker 1: I said with the Johnny C episode, I have been
Speaker 1: so stressed my libido was zero. Have you have I
Speaker 1: been so stressed that my libido was zero? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: that doesn't happen to you, doesn't know. I don't think no,
Speaker 1: because you just have like a magaabido. Well, anyway, I
Speaker 1: personally want to get into this right now because we
Speaker 1: could totally get into this right now. Well, I mean
Speaker 1: I personally, and I'm sure there's listeners out there, like
Speaker 1: if I'm directing and I'm stressed, or I've got like
Speaker 1: family drama, or my brain is not thinking about sex,
Speaker 1: my libidos is zero? Um, And I think that's what's
Speaker 1: happening with j D in this episode. He's he's, uh, wait,
Speaker 1: why are you shaking your head? I disagree? Okay, can
Speaker 1: I finish my thought? It's donald right my um uh,
Speaker 1: he's got the thought of his sick patients and the
Speaker 1: and the wounds that they have on them he's got.
Speaker 1: He's preoccupied, of course, with leftover feelings from Elliott. We
Speaker 1: established he hasn't hooked up in in in a while
Speaker 1: with with anybody, and now he has arguably one of
Speaker 1: the prettiest girls that was ever on Scrubs in front
Speaker 1: of him and he's got nothing going on. Now, you
Speaker 1: can't just say it's because oh, he's obsessed with Elliott.
Speaker 1: That's bullshit. A knockout of a woman like that in
Speaker 1: front of him would still turn him on if his
Speaker 1: brain was present in the moment um. She initiates a
Speaker 1: kiss with him, and he's and he has nothing happened,
Speaker 1: So his brain is somewhere and he gets really um
Speaker 1: anxious about it, as I'm sure many men do when
Speaker 1: they go, oh my god, what's wrong with me? Why? Why? Why?
Speaker 1: Why is nothing working with the fuck? What I liked
Speaker 1: about this episode that it didn't it didn't make that
Speaker 1: a taboo subject men can't talk about, because um, I
Speaker 1: think it is a taboo subject that menfield they can't
Speaker 1: talk about. Now, I would have at least given it.
Speaker 1: I would have at least given it another shot I
Speaker 1: would have been like, Okay, it's not happening here. Maybe
Speaker 1: we should go back to my place and try it,
Speaker 1: or maybe we should go back to your place and
Speaker 1: try again, and if it doesn't happen, they'd be like, okay,
Speaker 1: well maybe we should try again at the door before
Speaker 1: I leave, Let's try one more time. But that didn't work.
Speaker 1: Why don't you walk me to the car. I think
Speaker 1: we should try one last time, because that is some
Speaker 1: bulls ship. I'm very with you. I don't think there's
Speaker 1: any world in which j D would not have continued
Speaker 1: to try and hook up with Sarah Lancaster's character Gift
Speaker 1: Shop Girl, especially after one hour or two hour date,
Speaker 1: however long the date was. He went to kiss her
Speaker 1: good night and realize that the good night kiss, oh
Speaker 1: I can't, it's not gonna work. She was the aggressor.
Speaker 1: She was like kiss me, and then she is talking
Speaker 1: about his erection. She's like, oh is that a Is
Speaker 1: that a roll of quarters in your pocket? Are just
Speaker 1: having a good time? And he's like, actually it's a
Speaker 1: roller quarters laundry day? Yeah? Bullshit, yeah bull that's what
Speaker 1: were you going to say about libido? You were saying
Speaker 1: because I know that you have a very strong labido.
Speaker 1: You I I. I. Let's phrase this tactfully. You are
Speaker 1: a man who can't be satiated. Why you can't be satiated?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? That means there's never come a
Speaker 1: time where you've had enough sex in a day where
Speaker 1: you go, you know what, I'm good, correct, I have
Speaker 1: no I love my wife tremendously and I've learned to
Speaker 1: curb my appetite when it comes to that, and I
Speaker 1: try my hardest to not make her feel like a
Speaker 1: piece of meat in the house. But um, but you
Speaker 1: can't be citiated. I think my wife is fine, dude.
Speaker 1: Like she's sexy to me, Like her curves, everything about
Speaker 1: her is sexy to me, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And it's a little you know, it might be a
Speaker 1: little too much for her, but it's the truth. It's
Speaker 1: the honest, goodness truth. She is. You know, she is
Speaker 1: everything I've ever wanted in a woman before I knew
Speaker 1: what I wanted in a woman. It's like, you know,
Speaker 1: now I know what I wanted a woman, and she's
Speaker 1: everything that I've wanted in a woman. Like you know,
Speaker 1: you have dreams when you're a kid, Well, it feels
Speaker 1: like she was the girl of my dreams, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, And and and now I got her,
Speaker 1: and you know, I want to know. I know. But
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is, I'm not I'm not negating anything.
Speaker 1: I think that's wonderful. And I'm not negating anything you're saying.
Speaker 1: I'm saying it's impressive libido wise that at you don't.
Speaker 1: You don't ever go Okay, I'm that's enough for me
Speaker 1: for the day. No, I don't. I don't, And you're right,
Speaker 1: it's it is unfair. I don't think that. I don't
Speaker 1: think that. That's a very very very very strong libido. Yes,
Speaker 1: yeah we do. Can we get that on a T
Speaker 1: shirt for the merch Donald phase on, I have a
Speaker 1: very very very strong libido. Another one, another one. It's
Speaker 1: gonna with this ring tone, Joel, we can't get the
Speaker 1: new the people are clamoring for. For what you're talking about,
Speaker 1: what you're trying to get into a day of shooting song.
Speaker 1: It's a slow moving train. This uh, this, this ring
Speaker 1: tone train trying to give the people what they desire.
Speaker 1: They also want, Donald and I saying another one, well
Speaker 1: that we don't own Another one though, I think we're
Speaker 1: allowed to say another one. No, because we're just doing
Speaker 1: DJ Khaled, Man, should we don't ask g J Collin
Speaker 1: and see if we're allowed to use it? Are you
Speaker 1: going to do it in the aeron nubble voice of course? Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: we should ask j J out DJ Khalid. Would you
Speaker 1: be upset if we used another one? I'm not at
Speaker 1: all Donald, you can you use it kind of time?
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm not fun it's your host to use.
Speaker 1: I don't know how much, but you can you see?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Oh Man. Actually, I really hope that
Speaker 1: I know, but I hope we're not the only ones
Speaker 1: that think that such funny. I don't. I really actually
Speaker 1: hope that the four of us are the only ones. No,
Speaker 1: it's impossible. It's impossible. It's funny, Zack DJ Khalid impression.
Speaker 1: I listen, listen. There's no one else in the world
Speaker 1: who does a DJ call it impression like that, and
Speaker 1: I think it's unique to the show. Talking about the episode,
Speaker 1: we should go to break or something. What's going on, Joels,
Speaker 1: Break will probably be good? All right. I need to
Speaker 1: cool down from all the talk of Donald Flubido. He
Speaker 1: cannot be satiated. Listen, gentlemen, we'll be right back, while
Speaker 1: Donald attempts to satiate himself. No, no, no, no, we'll
Speaker 1: be right back. Yeah, let's get an episode. It's a
Speaker 1: very good episode. I like it a lot. I like
Speaker 1: it a lot too. I wondered about that, and you
Speaker 1: already touched on it and and pretty much answered the question.
Speaker 1: That had to be a hard scene to shoot, regardless
Speaker 1: of regardless of what you're doing in the scene, that
Speaker 1: had to be one of those things where it's like
Speaker 1: we're kissing again. No, it wasn't like that. I mean well,
Speaker 1: I mean listen, sex sex sex scenes are are you know,
Speaker 1: can be awkward and um, particularly awkward if you don't
Speaker 1: have a chemistry with the person and you don't feel
Speaker 1: a genuine vibe. Um. I think Sarah and I loved
Speaker 1: each other and we're crazy about each other, and we
Speaker 1: were like best friends, just like you and I were. Um,
Speaker 1: I think it's safe to say we were genu really
Speaker 1: attracted to each other. I think that came across in
Speaker 1: the show. So, um yeah, making out for a full day,
Speaker 1: Um was it times awkward but also at times fun.
Speaker 1: That's my answer to that. That's really interesting. You know,
Speaker 1: I've I've been an actor for a really long time.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever had makeout sessions for a
Speaker 1: full day while working as an actor. I've done kissing
Speaker 1: scenes and I might have like maybe one or two
Speaker 1: like comedy sex scenes, but I don't have any genuine
Speaker 1: like makeout. I had another one. I know, you have
Speaker 1: a you have a bunch of a bunch of them.
Speaker 1: I had a few in this show. But with Rachel Bilson,
Speaker 1: I was almost Yeah, that was like my like softcore
Speaker 1: porn moment. First has to be nerve racking, though, Like
Speaker 1: there's so Rachel and I bolted shots of booze on
Speaker 1: that one because we were nervous, I bet, because that
Speaker 1: was supposed to be like the this was like at
Speaker 1: least comedic, and you know it's NBC Last Kisses are
Speaker 1: and it's supposed to be this like erotic, you know,
Speaker 1: the height of the of the movie. We we like,
Speaker 1: I go and we we just have this like intense,
Speaker 1: crazy sex scene in her dorm room and uh and
Speaker 1: that was that was Yeah, I think I was nerve wracking.
Speaker 1: That's why we did shots to to to to calm
Speaker 1: the anxiety. I couldn't imagine doing something like that, like
Speaker 1: the I remember doing weight in the Exhale and it
Speaker 1: was the scene where the girls performing oral sex on
Speaker 1: me and you don't really you don't even see the
Speaker 1: girl doing it. But I was just so nervous. I'm
Speaker 1: in my underwear, I have a throng on, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. We're in a room that's not air conditioned,
Speaker 1: so now I got musk coming from the areas of
Speaker 1: my body where musk forms. Did you put a little
Speaker 1: um deodorom on your ball sick? No? I didn't put No,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't do that, but you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. It's just like I was being so nervous
Speaker 1: and she's there, and it's like, what the how does this?
Speaker 1: You know? This is not this? This doesn't feel comfortable.
Speaker 1: And then somebody breaks into the door and you got
Speaker 1: cameras in your face and you gotta pull your pants
Speaker 1: like it's all it's it's just also uh, And so
Speaker 1: I was wondering, like how it would have been nerve
Speaker 1: racking for me to have to do that for a
Speaker 1: full day. That's just me. Um. Yeah. The bills in
Speaker 1: one was that this was hot. This was like fun,
Speaker 1: and I think that Sarah and I would say it
Speaker 1: was awkward, of course, but but we had fun, you know,
Speaker 1: I had to do. I was in a play with
Speaker 1: with Ari Grainer, and the joker was that I was
Speaker 1: going down on her in the play and there was
Speaker 1: covers over me, and the joke of the play is
Speaker 1: that she's so bored and so not into whatever. My
Speaker 1: technique is that she's she's above the covers reading a
Speaker 1: book and and she's and she's like going, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's great, keep going, and she doesn't know. Now in
Speaker 1: the play, I'm supposed to be like my head like
Speaker 1: bopping around under under there, and so like eight shows
Speaker 1: a week, she's in her underwear and I'm down there
Speaker 1: like anxious from her business, and I'm like, my head
Speaker 1: is supposed to be bouncing around but strategically not touching anything.
Speaker 1: And for opening night, as a joke, I gave her
Speaker 1: um this pair of underwear that had the scene printed
Speaker 1: on in white on the groin of the under in
Speaker 1: case I ever In case I ever forgot my lines,
Speaker 1: I could just read it off. And she laughed so
Speaker 1: hard at that, And then we did the whole run
Speaker 1: of the show and on closing night. I got down
Speaker 1: there and she was wearing them in the hilarious, hilarious, hilarious.
Speaker 1: All right, now, I think it's we should talk about
Speaker 1: this wonderful moment of me washing Rowdy in the bathtub.
Speaker 1: I think of all the scrubs gifts that are on
Speaker 1: the interwebs, this is my favorite one is j D
Speaker 1: forlornly washing Rowdy in the tub. I think that's that's
Speaker 1: what I often send to people. Now. It's it's a
Speaker 1: metaphor also, though, isn't it isn't it supposed to be
Speaker 1: Jad's not doing anything tonight, but he's gonna wash the
Speaker 1: dog in the tub, meaning he's gonna master be Yes. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't get that at all. I think it's like
Speaker 1: then when he gets in the tub with gift shop girl,
Speaker 1: Rowdy's still in there. Well, the joke is like, oh,
Speaker 1: I know what we're gonna do tonight. We're gonna wash Rowdy.
Speaker 1: Like he turns it into something. I didn't think of
Speaker 1: it as a metaphor rowdy meaning we're gonna wash. Oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't think of that at all. I think that's no, Well,
Speaker 1: you have the little bitness mind. I think it's by
Speaker 1: the way I have forgotten is that a word liitness? Yeah,
Speaker 1: libitness is It's not like deservant, the one you made
Speaker 1: up the other day. Deserving is real. Deserving is not
Speaker 1: looked it up. It's it's a movie. It stars that's divergent. Divergent,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. By the way, for no memory that
Speaker 1: there's a bonus fart joke scrubs man, Scrubs loves a
Speaker 1: good fart joke. I had forgotten how many there are
Speaker 1: in this show. We're so fucking childish. But I did
Speaker 1: giggle when when all of a sudden in the tub
Speaker 1: you here like blurp, and then when I go rowdy.
Speaker 1: All right, how about this really low budget version of
Speaker 1: the hospital as a monster? Like no offense to whoever
Speaker 1: did it, but like that's the best effect we could
Speaker 1: muster up with our budget of of the hospital turning
Speaker 1: into a monster. It didn't look bad. All that happens
Speaker 1: is like it turns green and like fire comes out
Speaker 1: of the entrance. But until it turned green, you don't
Speaker 1: see a monster, you know what I mean? Like once
Speaker 1: it turned green, like you could see the eyes, you
Speaker 1: see where the mouth is, Like everything kind of took
Speaker 1: shape when they did that, So yeah, it's a look
Speaker 1: like that looked like a student film. I feel like, well, again,
Speaker 1: this was twenty years ago, and now it's easier to
Speaker 1: do that. You know, you can do it on your iPhone.
Speaker 1: Now you can probably do it on your iPhone with
Speaker 1: an app. But I just I was like, this is
Speaker 1: supposed to be like a central character of the episode,
Speaker 1: that the hospital is like a big evil monster, and
Speaker 1: I just thought it was a little low budge. Well,
Speaker 1: no offense, Bill, I know that the money was going elsewhere.
Speaker 1: M yeah, Rob Maschio's thongs. Did you laugh? When I
Speaker 1: go to hit on gift shop growing and I go
Speaker 1: dry spell prepared to be moistened, oh gosh, And she goes,
Speaker 1: j D, I can't give you gum, which means that
Speaker 1: j D often tries to get free gum from her right,
Speaker 1: which means j D often tries to talk to her right.
Speaker 1: But he's never hit on her. He's never asked her
Speaker 1: out until today. Today is the day, because Judy says,
Speaker 1: doesn't she say, when's the last time you got laid
Speaker 1: or something? Carl, So he feels like, okay, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm not out there, I'm not hitting on anyone. I'm
Speaker 1: not asking one dates. I'm gonna ask this girl out
Speaker 1: on a date. Do you believe in that? I believe?
Speaker 1: Do you believe in relationships at work? I think if
Speaker 1: you're someone who you know, if you're a doctor, and
Speaker 1: I mean obviously goes without saying, one needs to be
Speaker 1: appropriate and uh and and respectful in all in all
Speaker 1: the ways one should be. But I think if you
Speaker 1: solely work in a hospital and that's where of your
Speaker 1: life is, and there's a beautiful girl who works at
Speaker 1: the gift shop, there's nothing wrong with asking about a date. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I agree. I The only thing that I worry about
Speaker 1: is when it when it all comes down and you
Speaker 1: break up and the awkwardness between Like some people are
Speaker 1: really good about it and some people are not. Like
Speaker 1: I'm one of those cats. Like I'm one of those
Speaker 1: cats that I can't really tell you how many ex
Speaker 1: girlfriends of mine I'm friends with, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And it's not because we just stopped. It's not because
Speaker 1: I don't want to be friends with him. It's just
Speaker 1: that we're not dating anymore. So why I think it
Speaker 1: becomes mostly becomes inappropriate for your next partner, Like you
Speaker 1: might You might still shoot the ship on text with
Speaker 1: with someone you dated and it's good. But then when
Speaker 1: you when you get to be committed to somebody new,
Speaker 1: I think it can be disrespectful if you're still chatting.
Speaker 1: That's my take on it. But a lot of people are.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you guys, but a lot of
Speaker 1: people still shoot the ship with their exits. Do you
Speaker 1: think JDN Gifts Shop girl still shot the ship after this? Uh? No?
Speaker 1: Is she had another one though? Don't? I just she
Speaker 1: and more? I thought she was in the next episode,
Speaker 1: but but I don't and look it up. I think
Speaker 1: she did more than one. Sara, I think it was
Speaker 1: just one. Um. She does a lip bite, which made
Speaker 1: me think of the founder of the sexy lip bite,
Speaker 1: which was Alicia Silverstone. No one, no one did a
Speaker 1: lip bite. I want to have Alicia on the podcast
Speaker 1: to talk about the founding of the lip bite. I
Speaker 1: don't know if she founded the lip bite. In my
Speaker 1: mind as a as a teenager, I didn't know what
Speaker 1: a lip bite was until I saw a teenager. You
Speaker 1: want a teenager when you saw Alicia Silverstone, I'm talking
Speaker 1: how well remember those Arrowsmith videos that was maybe a
Speaker 1: year before Clueless came out. Joel, can you look up
Speaker 1: when the first Arrows video with a with a lip
Speaker 1: biting Alicia Silverstone? You had to well, anyway, who cares
Speaker 1: cares if I was fifteen or I was twenty? They were,
Speaker 1: they were. I'm just saying, you want kid. It's well
Speaker 1: documented that I had a crush on Alicia Silverstone and
Speaker 1: uh and she was a great lip biter. You know, Donald,
Speaker 1: do you want to get back into the well we're
Speaker 1: moving on? Oh yeah, so um so yeah you we
Speaker 1: we talked about this at length in the last episode,
Speaker 1: but you do. You don't last very long, right and um,
Speaker 1: because you're tired. I don't get it, you're tired or what.
Speaker 1: I think it's because he's tired. I think he's tired
Speaker 1: and he wants to Uh. Crying came out in ninety three.
Speaker 1: What you were? What you did? You graduated? I graduated
Speaker 1: high school? I was eighteen. I was eighteen. Alicia Silverstone
Speaker 1: was my crush and she was throwing lip bites left
Speaker 1: and right. I think we can get Alicia. I think
Speaker 1: we can because we're both friends with her. Let's get
Speaker 1: her on the podcast. I know she has knowing you
Speaker 1: with Scrubs. But we could do a little side thing
Speaker 1: that's like just talking Clueless. We can talk Aerosmith videos
Speaker 1: if she's down to do it. Yeah, we could totally
Speaker 1: get I mean I she was just in my short film.
Speaker 1: She's an awesome person. Netflix. It's a perfect time. You
Speaker 1: guys don't even at leasa. Silverstone was my background through
Speaker 1: most of college. I'sha Silverstone. Listen, we haven't gotten into
Speaker 1: it yet. Clueless was everything to me as a young baby.
Speaker 1: Finding this from Donald, my god, obsessed with Clueless, Obsessed
Speaker 1: the opening set alone with the rotating closet, like peek please,
Speaker 1: gonna please, sort of stuff. She can't talk, talk that,
Speaker 1: she's tongue tied, she can't talk. She's fan herself as usual. Goods.
Speaker 1: You know, this is like three Joel fanning herself moments
Speaker 1: for this episode. Already a lot of fandoms today. All right, Donald,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm putting out there. Yeah, Texture, because this is
Speaker 1: my idea. We go listen. As you know, we both
Speaker 1: love you and we both talk about you a lot.
Speaker 1: Why not have you come on and we'll do it.
Speaker 1: We'll do a digression from Scrubs and we'll talk about
Speaker 1: clueless and we'll talk about the Aerosmith videos. Well, this
Speaker 1: is exciting, ladies and gentlemen. I know, I can't. I
Speaker 1: I don't see why Alicia would say no, because the
Speaker 1: only person she loves more than Donald Phazon is me,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna make it happen. I just don't understand
Speaker 1: why she'd be on the show. But yeah, absolutely, this
Speaker 1: is why she'd be on the show. You are in
Speaker 1: like many people's favorite comedy of that era, and we
Speaker 1: happen to know the star. Um. And she was also
Speaker 1: one of my biggest cut shoes, and she invented the
Speaker 1: lip bite. And she was the star of my short
Speaker 1: film with Ms. Florence Pugh in the Time It Takes
Speaker 1: to Get There, which if you haven't watched, you should
Speaker 1: go watch on YouTube right now. Um, tell me you
Speaker 1: didn't laugh. Tell me you didn't laugh when I said, babe.
Speaker 1: You know, I get nervous when you start chatting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was funny. He's a good man. He's a good man.
Speaker 1: He's a good man. Baby. You know, I get nervous
Speaker 1: when you start chatting. Right, how about with them? How
Speaker 1: about when you go player, hold knee down? Yeah, do
Speaker 1: you remember where that came from. No, you and I
Speaker 1: used to say that to each other in real life,
Speaker 1: but I don't know what the origin was. I don't
Speaker 1: know what the origin was either. That's why I just
Speaker 1: asked you, do you know where that came from? Bill
Speaker 1: put it in the show. We put it something that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's something that we came up with. The down Yeah
Speaker 1: you made that up because I don't even know what
Speaker 1: that means. Hold me down player? Oh now I know
Speaker 1: what that does? It mean? Like keep it real? Yeah,
Speaker 1: man means hold me down, man, supporter. Brother, you were
Speaker 1: the one who was teaching me the cool kids expressions.
Speaker 1: Remember when I told you came in and you said
Speaker 1: the new thing is? What was it? That one? I
Speaker 1: told you that's what's up. That's what's up, and you've
Speaker 1: stuck with what's up a long time. Yeah, that's what's up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll be like Donald Dobbly, Like Donald, you want to
Speaker 1: get to there to night, that's what's up. Um. Now,
Speaker 1: what's funny when the janitor is reaching his hand into
Speaker 1: the candy machine? Um. For those of you don't are
Speaker 1: in the business, there's this thing called greeking, which means
Speaker 1: you can't show a brand without permission from the brand,
Speaker 1: and and so they do this thing where they disguise
Speaker 1: all of the all of the labels, which is tricky
Speaker 1: if you're showing a full candy machine. But if you
Speaker 1: go look at the episode, there's all this really weird
Speaker 1: greeking that was done probably by our friend Patrick Bolton,
Speaker 1: where it's like there'll be a Snicker's bar and then
Speaker 1: like they'll just have like it looks like something like
Speaker 1: there's a leaf or something stuck in front of the
Speaker 1: label in front to mask it. Yeah, go back and
Speaker 1: look at it. Every single label is just weirdly disguised
Speaker 1: so you can't see that. I mean it's obviously a
Speaker 1: Nikers or a kick Out or whatever, but like the
Speaker 1: labels are quote unquote greeked. That's what they could thought
Speaker 1: they were greeked in ways like the they would take
Speaker 1: sharpies and connect things or that's what they often do.
Speaker 1: But maybe Patrick was late to the day that I
Speaker 1: need a leaf, I'll go outside. It almost looks like
Speaker 1: it almost looks like it's either a leaf. A leaf
Speaker 1: would make no sense. It's like brown cardboard or something
Speaker 1: that's been cut to like hide the labels. Sorry, just
Speaker 1: a little behind the scenes weirdness. Shout out Patrick Bolton. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Patrick Bolton, who was the onset dresser. Now, for those
Speaker 1: of you don't know, the onset dresser is the guy who,
Speaker 1: when you're shooting, is constantly moving stuff around the d pels. Say,
Speaker 1: the cinematographer will say, hey, can you move that painting?
Speaker 1: It's giving me a glare and he's like, I'm on it,
Speaker 1: and then he'll move it and hey, this table needs
Speaker 1: to go because we need to put the camera here,
Speaker 1: and he moves it, and uh. They're they're the ones
Speaker 1: that are responsible for anything that the art department has
Speaker 1: going on in the set during the actual shoot. I
Speaker 1: used to love how we used to make fun of
Speaker 1: Patrick because Patrick was always around and you always would
Speaker 1: have to set the clock or or one of their
Speaker 1: main responsibilities is setting the clock in the room because
Speaker 1: there's ever a clock in this in the set. They
Speaker 1: don't you don't want it to move, so they don't
Speaker 1: have batteries in them otherwise that they will never match.
Speaker 1: So then they have to talk to the script supervisor
Speaker 1: and say, okay, what time is it? What time is
Speaker 1: it in the day in the world of the show.
Speaker 1: And then he was always usually a one man band,
Speaker 1: which was hard. So he figured out a way to
Speaker 1: have put wheels on everything. So so we made up
Speaker 1: a song for him. Do you remember, it's me specialty
Speaker 1: dealing with clocks and wheels. If it's a clock us
Speaker 1: he was British. By the way, if it's a clock,
Speaker 1: I'll said it, no, no way. If it's got wheels,
Speaker 1: I'll move it. If it's got If it's a I'll
Speaker 1: say no, I think it. If it's a clock, said it.
Speaker 1: It's me special daily wave clocks and wheels. That gets
Speaker 1: to make me laugh so hard. Man, God, that's how
Speaker 1: much time we spend it on a little No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's not it's my specialty. It's it's me. It's me.
Speaker 1: We did a little bout Mary Poppin, Mary Poppins, we
Speaker 1: did freaking Burt from Mary Poppins. Yeah, it's special. Whenever
Speaker 1: I'm over there trying to do my British accent, my
Speaker 1: girlfriend's family says, I sound like dig fanty Mary Poppins.
Speaker 1: Don't do don't deal in wave clocks and way you
Speaker 1: dealing with clocks and we you Oh Patrick, we should
Speaker 1: have him on the show. Oh that would be great, man,
Speaker 1: I'd love to catch up with Patrick. I'd love to
Speaker 1: catch up with a lot of these cats. Man. There
Speaker 1: are a lot of people out there that works so
Speaker 1: hard on I wonder if I wonder if the listeners
Speaker 1: would want to hear from from some of the crew people.
Speaker 1: Let's ask them, guys, weigh in on it, man, because
Speaker 1: we got a lot of people with some very interesting
Speaker 1: stories that I think you would love to hear. But
Speaker 1: you know, we're nervous, We're still you know, we don't
Speaker 1: want to We don't want to let you down. We
Speaker 1: want to want to tease that we're gonna have Lisia
Speaker 1: Silverstone and then bring on Patrick Bolton. You know we
Speaker 1: don't want to, right, So let us know. Do you
Speaker 1: want to Yeah, do you want to hear from our
Speaker 1: crew members? Because I'm sure they've got some wonderful stories
Speaker 1: for you guys to listen to. They do. They can
Speaker 1: talk about how Donald took forever to come to set.
Speaker 1: That's not true. So how about how I call him Perry?
Speaker 1: Ah four, you got to get a little ballsy, I
Speaker 1: got a little cocky calling him Perry. I'm trying he goes, Perry,
Speaker 1: I go, I'm trying it out. Try it out and
Speaker 1: then I go a Q any questions. I love Jordans
Speaker 1: on this. I love the curly Fries situation. Oh, I
Speaker 1: could totally relate. And at the end when Jordan says
Speaker 1: curly fries and the face that she makes where it's
Speaker 1: like it's hopeful that he did it, but also please
Speaker 1: don't disappoint me, she has the fear that he disappointed her,
Speaker 1: and she's like curly Fries and he pulls him out
Speaker 1: and she's so happy. That's real deal. Holy Field man.
Speaker 1: I remember when Casey was pregnant with Rocco. She would
Speaker 1: eat oatmeal every night, and so at one point I
Speaker 1: would be like, uh, do you want to go out
Speaker 1: to dinner? She would go oatmeal for dinner, for dinner, oatmeal, absolutely,
Speaker 1: whatever you want, baby. You just gave me an idea.
Speaker 1: I might have a Beyond Burger today for lunch. Have
Speaker 1: you had Beyond Burgers? They're really good? No, you know,
Speaker 1: I've I've I've stopped eating red meat. I know Beyond
Speaker 1: Burger's plant based. I just get a little nervous that
Speaker 1: it's gonna taste like its delicious. And by the way,
Speaker 1: this is not one of our sponsors. I'm just this
Speaker 1: is totally true. I'm not being paid to tell you this.
Speaker 1: Beyond burger is delicious. Now, granted you want to put
Speaker 1: a little salt and pepper and all the things you
Speaker 1: would do, you put the relish in the ketchup and
Speaker 1: the mustard, but it's really good. So for me, I
Speaker 1: was always like, I want to give up red meat,
Speaker 1: but and I won't crave steak. The thing I'll crave
Speaker 1: is a burger. I'm telling you, will you try beyond
Speaker 1: it for me, I'll postmate to you some. I'll send
Speaker 1: you some over. Yeah. You know, somebody hit me up
Speaker 1: and was like, you know, red meat is not bad
Speaker 1: for you, it's good for you, etcetera, etcetera. It's my
Speaker 1: personal choice, thank you. Yeah, And I I have to
Speaker 1: be honest. I've been struggling personally. I'm not broadcasting. I
Speaker 1: hate when people fucking prosthetize their ship. I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to tell you to do whatever you want to do.
Speaker 1: I personally have been struggling a little with the ethics
Speaker 1: of eating animals, and anytime I see video footage of
Speaker 1: how they're treated, I want to change my ways. And
Speaker 1: it's it's it's taken forever and m My girlfriend has
Speaker 1: inspired me a lot, and I'm really kind of um
Speaker 1: starting to do it. Hey, but how's you painis? What
Speaker 1: do you mean? How's you painis? My appearance is delightful.
Speaker 1: Why are you asking? I'm just trying to get back
Speaker 1: to the show. Oh now you don't like digressions, fucking
Speaker 1: asshole floo. We not only lost Susan from Duluth, we
Speaker 1: lost the co host. All right, all right, let's bring
Speaker 1: on the fan. Donald first, let's go before we do that,
Speaker 1: let's go to break. Do you want to see something wise?
Speaker 1: We're going in to break something. Just impart the fans
Speaker 1: with something that's just wise. They can think about it
Speaker 1: during the break. Three licks to the center of a
Speaker 1: TUTSI pop. That's all I'm going to tell you. Three licks.
Speaker 1: Way more than three licks, not according to the owl.
Speaker 1: Right back on that note, it's David Canna keep it.
Speaker 1: Let's okay, David. I apologize for that. I love every
Speaker 1: second that was. I'm sorry, David, I gotta do something.
Speaker 1: Did I get it right? It's connon a cannon. You've
Speaker 1: got it the first time. That's very rare. It's David.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but my a C is broken? Have to
Speaker 1: take off my shirt? Where is your I have pants on?
Speaker 1: It's David. Do you mind if I remove my shirt? David?
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm about doing the exact same things
Speaker 1: you do it, David, before you came shirt that we're
Speaker 1: all gonna have to remove. Listen, David, before you came on,
Speaker 1: we learned that my A C is broken and I
Speaker 1: have to keep the doors closed because the sound. Um,
Speaker 1: so this is what's happening. Um, how are you, David?
Speaker 1: Where are you calling from? I'm coming. I'm in London
Speaker 1: and I'm feeling similar to you right now back because
Speaker 1: there's it was thirty five degrees today, so in London
Speaker 1: that means I'm guessing that's celsius. Yes, it was very
Speaker 1: very hot actually, and it's still twenty five degrees now,
Speaker 1: so it is it's a warm night. Um. Do you
Speaker 1: often find that Americans who do a British accent sound
Speaker 1: like Dick van Dyke and Mary Poppins. It's getting better?
Speaker 1: That was that was like an error where that was
Speaker 1: like the stable accent. But I feel like British British,
Speaker 1: British actors are are English. Excuse me, English actors are
Speaker 1: so good at doing American accents, and I find that
Speaker 1: whenever we Americans try, we sound ridiculous. I mean sorry,
Speaker 1: for example, was a surprise the most Americans? I think, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: it's either the Dick van Dyke accent, or it's the
Speaker 1: guy from Mindy Python. How many are the did you
Speaker 1: say for rabbits? What you're saying that, that's what Americans
Speaker 1: sound like when those are the two British accents they do.
Speaker 1: They either do the Dick pan Hello maryby bo Bent
Speaker 1: or how many did you? David? Where where in the
Speaker 1: UK are you? I'm in London, London Stratford. Are you
Speaker 1: near the melli Born Station, Mary Born Station, Marley Bone,
Speaker 1: Donald Marley Marley Bone, Marley Bone. I stayed at that hotel. Okay,
Speaker 1: I love that area. You just wanted to say Marley Bone.
Speaker 1: It's a great name. It is um David, thanks for
Speaker 1: coming on the show. Do you have a question? Is
Speaker 1: this is? This is nice? Thank you very nice headphones.
Speaker 1: You have a nice camera. I'm sensing you have a
Speaker 1: better Can you have a moscow mule in your hand?
Speaker 1: Do you have a moscow mule? Oh? I mean this
Speaker 1: is actually it's a take on a Moscow mule. This
Speaker 1: has been made with Oh let me shout out, but listen,
Speaker 1: Donald and I are researching releasing the Day of Shoon
Speaker 1: Moscow Mule. Uh. And I'm really to be that you're
Speaker 1: representing because you know what you're trying to get. It's
Speaker 1: always a great answer what you're trying to get into
Speaker 1: a day o Shoon. I don't know that we can
Speaker 1: call it a day of shoon though, because here's the problem.
Speaker 1: Unless you're an avid listener in the podcast, you're gonna
Speaker 1: be like, what the fund is that? So it might
Speaker 1: have to be called they might have to be called
Speaker 1: like the Fake Doctor's Moscow Munle or the Real Friends
Speaker 1: Moscow Munle. Like you look so disappointed because I like
Speaker 1: the what I like to I like the ad for it.
Speaker 1: What you're trying to get into a day oshoon, what
Speaker 1: you're trying to do a day o Shoon. I just
Speaker 1: feel like in our very first marketing meeting, they're gonna
Speaker 1: be like, no one's gonna know what a day of
Speaker 1: Shoon is. They will if we market it right. Anyway,
Speaker 1: let's get sorry, David, how are you give us a
Speaker 1: question for us? Please? David, before you begin can you
Speaker 1: tell them what you do? So, I mean I work
Speaker 1: in film. I mean, at least I used to you
Speaker 1: until COVID happens. Be quite a few months there now, um,
Speaker 1: and I guess I kind of I got into film actually, uh,
Speaker 1: when I was working in like corporate media. Uh. And
Speaker 1: then at the time I spent all my holiday being
Speaker 1: a extra in the solo film. Oh, Donald, this is
Speaker 1: a present from Joel's I got that. I got that.
Speaker 1: Look at his face. Look at Donald's face. It's like
Speaker 1: you just gave him the present of his life, which
Speaker 1: which Donald solo said, solo and the solo film. So, David,
Speaker 1: are you in a position to tell us what the
Speaker 1: funk happened on that set? I mean I was only
Speaker 1: at the time an essay like a background actors, So
Speaker 1: I mean I was version. Did you see both versions?
Speaker 1: Did you see Kennedy coming in and saying, you're fired
Speaker 1: the funk out of here? Are you too, I'm sick
Speaker 1: of the ship roll? I want Star Wars. Yes, And
Speaker 1: they roll in Ron Howard like on the Salent to
Speaker 1: the Lambs Dolly, and he's gotten like they bring him
Speaker 1: in and like go to work, and he goes to
Speaker 1: work and he takes off the mask and the lord
Speaker 1: get the funk out of here. That I was looking
Speaker 1: enough to work with. I mean not exactly like I
Speaker 1: have to work with them both. I mean I gotta
Speaker 1: see both directors do that, do that job, which was amazing.
Speaker 1: But again I mean also like the I think the
Speaker 1: very terrifying is the NBA might stop out. No, he
Speaker 1: can't get in trouble still, but maybe you can. You
Speaker 1: and Joel and Donald could hop on a different private
Speaker 1: zoom and you can give him the dirt that trying
Speaker 1: to get our new friend David in trouble by breaking man.
Speaker 1: But you can listen, man, I get it, I get it.
Speaker 1: I get it. You're not supposed to spill the beans.
Speaker 1: But sometimes like dude, it's me David, I said your
Speaker 1: name until I lost my breath. You can't give me
Speaker 1: no information. I said, I said your name until I
Speaker 1: couldn't breathe anymore. That's true. And and now you sit
Speaker 1: here and you tell me that you can't give me. Okay,
Speaker 1: ask a question, David, Let's see what I give you.
Speaker 1: Ask the question. He's gonna say, he's gonna say, he's
Speaker 1: gonna say he's signed an NDA so question one question.
Speaker 1: So you guys just said, like several times Ovis podcasts
Speaker 1: that the writers were always having to get ideas and
Speaker 1: scripts cleared by the network. Um, and it often get
Speaker 1: changed or shot down, like the whole medical marijuana idea.
Speaker 1: I think what's happening season one and they were like, nah,
Speaker 1: you can't do that. Yeah. Um So, Mike, my question
Speaker 1: is if you had total control of the show, uh,
Speaker 1: like saying it's like an Netflix film, Yeah, like you were,
Speaker 1: you were the makers, you had all the power. Is
Speaker 1: there a storyline and the idea that you think would
Speaker 1: be fun to play with the network would just never allow.
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's a storyline, but I definitely
Speaker 1: think that there's a Oh wait, I signed an NDA.
Speaker 1: That was a good fake out. That was a good
Speaker 1: fake out because in my brain and went, oh good,
Speaker 1: he's going to be mature. And then no, no, no,
Speaker 1: in all honesty, Uh, I do I I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily I think storyline, but I think format
Speaker 1: of the show, like I would make it more risque,
Speaker 1: like curb your enthusiasm, you know what I mean? Or uh,
Speaker 1: something like that, like if if if if, if we
Speaker 1: could and Uh, if we could come back and do
Speaker 1: it on a network where we could do all of
Speaker 1: the jokes that we wanted to do from the gate,
Speaker 1: I would like to see that. I would like to
Speaker 1: see a more risk a version of Scrubs with you know,
Speaker 1: maybe more It could be blood, it could be guts,
Speaker 1: it could be cursing, it could be sexual content. I
Speaker 1: agree with Donald. I would also go darker into the
Speaker 1: world of medicine. I mean, we've touched on it. Obviously
Speaker 1: Scrubs touched on it, but there's a lot of funked
Speaker 1: up ship that goes on the bureaucracy. Obviously we touched
Speaker 1: on the pharmaceutical ReBs. Obviously we touched on it, but
Speaker 1: you know, there's literally decisions that are made being like
Speaker 1: a m this person has insurance that person doesn't. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna go again. We touched on it in a
Speaker 1: in a network safe kind of way that I would
Speaker 1: I would say, let's go darker and do it. By
Speaker 1: the way, I didn't know that you guys have universal
Speaker 1: healthcare there, so you're you know, it's it's a it's
Speaker 1: a completely different system there, but here decisions are made
Speaker 1: on the quality of your insurance um, which means that
Speaker 1: you had a good enough job to get enough insurance
Speaker 1: to live um, And people are sent home because they
Speaker 1: don't have the right insurance, and decisions are made based
Speaker 1: on so many factors that are inhumane, I think in
Speaker 1: a lot of ways that are foreign to someone who
Speaker 1: lives in a country with universal health care. Now that's
Speaker 1: that's such as one thing I kind of like. I
Speaker 1: get to start to learn from Scrubs, which just how
Speaker 1: different ar two countries were with how we went into healthcare.
Speaker 1: And yeah, the ages is lovely. I'm very happy to
Speaker 1: have that. So next question this is this is too donald,
Speaker 1: actually so donald. Now that Disney are gonna be making
Speaker 1: films pretty much an und all the law and they
Speaker 1: expland of University Star Wars for many years to come.
Speaker 1: The question is if you were to try and pitch
Speaker 1: yourself in a lead role to Kathy Kennedy and her
Speaker 1: twinsists at the same time, what kind of character would
Speaker 1: you be like? Um? What would you want to be?
Speaker 1: Would you want to see yourself as in that universe?
Speaker 1: Like you? That's a great question. Um, I would like
Speaker 1: to see myself, not necessarily as a moisture farmer, but
Speaker 1: that's where you start that, that's where you start out. Well,
Speaker 1: that's how that's how it always starts in some form
Speaker 1: of farming, whether it be junk or or moisture. What
Speaker 1: is is a moisture farmer? A euphemism for something? No,
Speaker 1: so he lived on a planet that's dry as fun
Speaker 1: as the desert planet. And so Luke Skywalker and his family.
Speaker 1: Would you know a farm atmosphere moisture from the atmosphere, Okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Yeah, that's how they got water
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. So I would what's your deal?
Speaker 1: Character Kathy Kennedy or her twin sister who's punking you?
Speaker 1: They come to you and they're like, Donald, whatever you want.
Speaker 1: Who do you want to play in the universe? I'd
Speaker 1: say to them, I looked them dead in eye, and
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I want to play the lead. Okay,
Speaker 1: but who's the lead? Doesn't doesn't I don't give ah,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, I want to play the lead. I'm
Speaker 1: surprised you don't have any rom one to five. I
Speaker 1: want to sup it's not a character in mind like now,
Speaker 1: because there it's a universe. Man, there's no real there's
Speaker 1: no you know, anybody can be anything in the Star
Speaker 1: Wars universe. You know, I don't want to sit here
Speaker 1: and be like I'd be a smuggler or I'd be
Speaker 1: a well you do tend to like um the Han
Speaker 1: solo vibe, so maybe you'd like no, I like Harrison Ford.
Speaker 1: What I really you know, in watching Star Wars, the
Speaker 1: stories that really speak to me are the everyday person.
Speaker 1: We get to learn about all of these supernatural individuals
Speaker 1: and all these people with these you know, crazy jobs
Speaker 1: and elite you know, you know, and have elite status
Speaker 1: in this gigantic galaxy. You know what I mean. That's
Speaker 1: what Star Wars is. I want to learn about the
Speaker 1: people that we don't see, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: That's more important to me, Like, uh, you know not
Speaker 1: that No, broom Boy wasn't I didn't think broom Boy
Speaker 1: was important to me because at the end he turned
Speaker 1: out to be a fucking superhero, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like, Okay, so broom Boy is special because he
Speaker 1: can make a broom fly to his hand. That wasn't
Speaker 1: dope to me. What's dope to me is learning about,
Speaker 1: you know, the characters that don't have the force and
Speaker 1: are living everyday lives and out of nowhere. This fucking
Speaker 1: these guys in the white suit bust into wherever they're
Speaker 1: hanging out and shoot up the place, and then they
Speaker 1: have to deal with it from there. We never deal
Speaker 1: with that. All we deal with is they come in,
Speaker 1: they shoot up the place. The aftermath is the rebel
Speaker 1: alliance fights them back. You know what I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't care about all of that stuff. What do you have?
Speaker 1: Kathy Kenny called you and she's said, Hey, Donald, Um,
Speaker 1: we'd love you to be take this part. It's very exciting.
Speaker 1: You're going to be Um Chewbaka's cousin. No, I'd be like, no,
Speaker 1: I get sunk out of you. You wouldn't. You wouldn't.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't voice Cheebaka's cousin in the suit. What if
Speaker 1: they're like, Donald, we'll have a stuntman do the suit.
Speaker 1: You just have to vos. I've totally look absolutely if
Speaker 1: they act like Nick Nolty in Mandalorian, you know he's
Speaker 1: not He's just doing the voice. There's a little bit
Speaker 1: more to that though, you know what I mean. That's
Speaker 1: that's Chewbacca just going all right. What if what if
Speaker 1: Chewbaka's cousin was fluent in English. So Chewbacca's cousin has
Speaker 1: a speech impediment and can speak English. Well, it's not
Speaker 1: an impediment, it's a what's the opposite of impediment, That's
Speaker 1: what it would be. It would be he's a gift.
Speaker 1: Gif Rights assumed that Chebaca just didn't know English. You're
Speaker 1: saying that he likes English. He understand here, all right,
Speaker 1: And when he growls, Han is like, oh, you stopped complaining. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what Let's say that you're you're you're a Wookie,
Speaker 1: but you you you have the ability to articulate English
Speaker 1: and you can speak Would you do that? Sure? Why not?
Speaker 1: There we go. I found him apart, But that's not
Speaker 1: what I'm looking for. I'm looking for in a Star
Speaker 1: Wars movie. Like I'm very excited to see Lando's movie.
Speaker 1: Even though Lando is a part of the lore and
Speaker 1: everything like that, he's not in all the movies. He's
Speaker 1: only in three of them. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You don't know much about him. You know that he's
Speaker 1: a you know that he's a con man, and he
Speaker 1: you know, you know that he's a hustler in this galaxy,
Speaker 1: and you know that he's going to deal with people
Speaker 1: that don't involve the Empire, don't involve Luke Skywalker and
Speaker 1: Princess Leiah and Han Solo. Uh, it's a it's a story.
Speaker 1: That's why the Mandalorians so dope. And that's why everybody's
Speaker 1: loving the Mandalorian so much because it's not the it's
Speaker 1: not the normal story, and they're not trying to say
Speaker 1: they're only seventeen people in this universe, saying the universe
Speaker 1: is bigger. Okay, well there's your answer, David, and same question.
Speaker 1: I don't. I would love to be in it, but
Speaker 1: I have a feeling if if my agent called me
Speaker 1: and said, hey, you're not gonna believe this, they want
Speaker 1: you to be in the Star Wars universe, I'd say, listen,
Speaker 1: I can't take this from my friend Donald phase On. No.
Speaker 1: If you did that, I'd kill you. Could the character
Speaker 1: Frican American And then I'd be like, yea, yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: he's right, do that ship do that? Would listen to
Speaker 1: what Zach saying. But if you sincerely, if you were
Speaker 1: offered a role in Star Wars and I would say
Speaker 1: and you said no because of me, I would punch
Speaker 1: you in your face, I would say. I would say, listen, um,
Speaker 1: ms Kennedy, Um, is there a world where this character
Speaker 1: offered me could be African American and have a giant
Speaker 1: rack of a bubble bug and this would be you
Speaker 1: right there, you right there, and this is why we're
Speaker 1: best friends people, this is why we're best friends. And
Speaker 1: she's called oilty, she'd she's she's she's like, like, how big,
Speaker 1: like a shelf shelf and I'm like shelf shelf. And
Speaker 1: she's like, let me think about it, like you can
Speaker 1: put play the cookies on his ass, on the top
Speaker 1: of his ass and eat off that ship. Maybe put
Speaker 1: some milk on it. Does he get the pot of me?
Speaker 1: She's like, and then she's like, I don't know what
Speaker 1: if she's like maybe if the character was like constantly
Speaker 1: high and late to work, I'd be like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: say now you make it sound like I'm uninsured. Oh no,
Speaker 1: you're great. All right, David, we gotta go. Even though
Speaker 1: you're British and we love all things. Thank you. I
Speaker 1: love your shirt, coming on, your enjoyer, enjoy your drink,
Speaker 1: all right you gum Hey Sam, hey, um, listen, it's
Speaker 1: been a blast. I was thinking today, Donald, I thought
Speaker 1: we could play the new bop by Charlotte Lawrence love
Speaker 1: it because it actually is a really good song. I'm
Speaker 1: not just saying that because she's our our pseudo niece.
Speaker 1: That is my niece. Man, She's not my pseudo niece.
Speaker 1: She is my niece. We just don't have the same blood. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: listen for those of you who don't know, Bill Lawrence,
Speaker 1: the creative our show and Krista Miller who played Jordan's
Speaker 1: have an amazing daughter named Charlotte Lawrence and she has
Speaker 1: a really great singing career that's blowing up. Her producer
Speaker 1: is Andrew Watt, who is like the current biggest hit
Speaker 1: maker in the world. And she's got a new song
Speaker 1: called slow Motion, and I'm about to talk it up.
Speaker 1: Are you ready anything you want to say to the listeners? Donald,
Speaker 1: before we wrap it up, shout out to all the
Speaker 1: frontline workers right now. Um. You know we we haven't
Speaker 1: shouted you out as of late, and we need to
Speaker 1: do it right now once again. You know, thank you
Speaker 1: for all your service, Thank you for putting your lives
Speaker 1: on the line to save other lives. We totally appreciate you.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Amen. Amen, Thank you everyone, and thank you
Speaker 1: for being our listeners. Please don't forget to um to
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Speaker 1: We're having so much fun doing this. We're gonna tour.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be so exciting. Just imagine Joel, Daniel, Me
Speaker 1: and Donald not a tour bus, clam baking. We with
Speaker 1: baked clams. I think that's an expression that means filling
Speaker 1: the bus with ganja overseas. It's probably more legal overseason.
Speaker 1: And no, it's not unless we're in certain places. But
Speaker 1: we we'd have met, we'd have medical uh certificates. Ready,
Speaker 1: all right, here's my talk up. Ready. I love you guys,
Speaker 1: have a great weekend. Thank you for listening to Fake
Speaker 1: Doctor's real friends. Here is the brilliantly talented Charlotte Lawrence
Speaker 1: with their new songs slow motion, take it away, Charlotte,
Speaker 1: because are fading now. It's a quiet way sleeping your goods,
Speaker 1: my mcy House and I wish I knew what you feeling.
Speaker 1: Fighting every instincts while you hold your pride back to
Speaker 1: the beginning swallows from my heart, yourther I think a
Speaker 1: po I even see you, and I'm I sure I
Speaker 1: could hate you, my baby. I wish there when I
Speaker 1: left you to chase me. I didn't want to change
Speaker 1: why you bade men. I tell a your fans and
Speaker 1: I'm facing I do love me. May believe now you
Speaker 1: can'tfully touch me. I know I'll be moving. It's so
Speaker 1: oh show. I've ever been good with words, but you
Speaker 1: didn't try to listen. Could call that. I won't be
Speaker 1: in the face to remind you what you're listening. Fighting
Speaker 1: every instincts while you hold your pride back to the
Speaker 1: beginnings swallows my my heart. You never learn how, But
Speaker 1: I didn't try to fix it. I should. I could
Speaker 1: hate you, my baby, I still and I left you
Speaker 1: to chase me. I didn't want to change where your
Speaker 1: baby like telling all your friends at a fazing to
Speaker 1: me you be like you carefully touch me. I know
Speaker 1: I'll be moving song, oh shot. I need you more
Speaker 1: when you are not around, not around. Maybe I cray
Speaker 1: the way you let me down, let me down. I
Speaker 1: think I want you more than I need your boy,
Speaker 1: the places I see y'all can let me slow, can
Speaker 1: slowly shop. I could hang your baby. I still chase me.
Speaker 1: I don't want to change how you made men's offends.
Speaker 1: Kiss to be you, you care, let you touch me.
Speaker 1: I know how be wounding its low shot