Speaker 1: So here's the thing that I'm learning. I guess a
Speaker 1: lot of people aren't smoking weed anymore. They're now eating it.
Speaker 1: I a combination of many different things. You know, whatever
Speaker 1: I like to smoke. I hear you because I like
Speaker 1: to smoke that shit. And I'm gonna tell you. I'mnna
Speaker 1: tell you why you get way more stoned when you
Speaker 1: smoke it than when you eat it. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Um, sometimes one doesn't want to be that
Speaker 1: messed up and you just want a light little tingle
Speaker 1: when who doesn't want to be the listen man, that
Speaker 1: light little tingle is like spidy senses to me. Man,
Speaker 1: that shit's like a a well, you're you're a large man.
Speaker 1: You're a large man. And also that trucks coming that
Speaker 1: light little tingle. I'm telling you what, the light little
Speaker 1: tingle I wanted to be knocked out like the whole
Speaker 1: body tingle. Are those of us? There are those of
Speaker 1: us out there that kind of just want a light
Speaker 1: little Oh that flower looks really red. My my weed shop,
Speaker 1: my weed shop, I walk in and there like your
Speaker 1: back already. I mean, I'm not complaining, but geez, kid,
Speaker 1: I love that you probably keep the lights on on
Speaker 1: that place. You're like Norman Cheers, they got a nickname
Speaker 1: for me and everything. Man, I woke up singing your
Speaker 1: song today? Which one? What you're trying to get into?
Speaker 1: A day of shoon? What you're trying to do get into?
Speaker 1: When Donald and I used to be young and go out,
Speaker 1: we would we would text them, I guess we would
Speaker 1: probably call each other like, yo, what you're trying to
Speaker 1: get into tonight? Trying to get into tonight? What you're
Speaker 1: trying to get into tonight? That used to be to
Speaker 1: go to When we'd be at work, it would be
Speaker 1: like it would be like six o'clock and we get
Speaker 1: off early. Let's say it was a Wednesday, and we'd
Speaker 1: get off that around you know, nine or ten, and
Speaker 1: that around nine or ten, that's when the club kind
Speaker 1: of opens up. Right, you'd be like, yo, yo, what
Speaker 1: you're trying to get into? We didn't have work. If
Speaker 1: they were like, you don't have to be a work
Speaker 1: until ten o'clock in the in the in the morning tomorrow,
Speaker 1: it would be like, yo, dude, I don't got work
Speaker 1: till ten. What about you? I don't got work till ten?
Speaker 1: What you're trying to get it? Get into. And then
Speaker 1: and then now that we're old, we're just gonna say
Speaker 1: it like jokingly, like yell, what you're trying to get into? Tonight?
Speaker 1: We're like, I'm trying to go to sleep at eight.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get in my bed, right, I'm trying.
Speaker 1: But then then something and then, as we've told you,
Speaker 1: Donald's name, the middle name is a day of shoon.
Speaker 1: So then it became a song. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I wrote it or you. I think I wrote you
Speaker 1: wrote it. What you're trying to get into? A day
Speaker 1: of June? What you're trying to do? But I also
Speaker 1: it sounds like a Sesame Strike Street song one two
Speaker 1: three four five What you're trying to get into? A
Speaker 1: dare shoon? What do you got? Five six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
Speaker 1: eleven twelve. I'm trying to stay out till one two
Speaker 1: three four five six seven. Dad. I like it when
Speaker 1: you do it because you had a little sauce you're
Speaker 1: like trying to get into. Is that Alger rome Man?
Speaker 1: We would Yeah, you Alger wrote it up. You Alga
Speaker 1: wrote it up. What you're trying to get into? This
Speaker 1: is welcome to the stoned out version of doctors and
Speaker 1: real friends. Well, listen every morning, Nat, Almost every morning
Speaker 1: I wake up singing a song and I don't know
Speaker 1: if I've thought about it in my sleep or what,
Speaker 1: but I hum assuming I'm in a good mood, which
Speaker 1: is often, I have a little song while I'm doing
Speaker 1: my morning pee and I'm just bopping my head to
Speaker 1: something and you never know what it's gonna be. But
Speaker 1: this morning it was what you're trying to get at one,
Speaker 1: I don't want to try do what you're trying to do.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I missed those days. I'm miss those days
Speaker 1: of what you're trying to get? What's there a place
Speaker 1: called Joseph's used to go to? There was Joseph's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that was just off a Yucca. Yeah. And isn't
Speaker 1: there a line in in um is it made? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Made you think I'm trying to spend the rest of
Speaker 1: my life living on Yucca? That's a that's a Vince
Speaker 1: Vaughan in the very very underrated movie Made. I think
Speaker 1: it's use you stole my van and I don't like you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen Made C made John Favreau and
Speaker 1: Vince Vaughn. It was after Swingers and they were. It
Speaker 1: was like, I think Fabre's next film after that, oh no,
Speaker 1: that they had blown up after like the two of them.
Speaker 1: Oh so yeah, they blew up and they did other stuff,
Speaker 1: but that was the next movie they did together. They
Speaker 1: came back and did this one together. And the only
Speaker 1: thing funnier than made is watching the outtakes. You gotta watch, Vince.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we've have we talked about this
Speaker 1: yet on podcast. We already getting the point where, don't
Speaker 1: remember we've said this ready, but haven't You gotta watch
Speaker 1: if you want to laugh your ass off, watch Vince
Speaker 1: Vaughn riffing like only Vince Vaughn could back in the
Speaker 1: day and making shit up and Favreau's struggling to get
Speaker 1: through the scene. And it is hilarious. The two of
Speaker 1: them together. Man, that shit is magic. Like they should
Speaker 1: really go back. I know, they're both very grown now
Speaker 1: and both very seasoned now. Also, I wonder if the
Speaker 1: lost though maybe I don't know, man, because some of
Speaker 1: it was they were so young, and I mean, Swingers
Speaker 1: was just fucking incredible, and they were just so young
Speaker 1: and wide eyed and they had the just the most
Speaker 1: amazing banter and and and they would improbus like crazy,
Speaker 1: and it was just I don't know, Vince Vaughn was
Speaker 1: the quickest mofo in the world back in the day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something right now, man, I think
Speaker 1: they're both so like look at us, man, I think
Speaker 1: if we were to do Scrubs now, knowing what we
Speaker 1: know about comedy and about the industry and about timing
Speaker 1: and about making television and stuff like that, if we
Speaker 1: would go back and start all over from the beginning
Speaker 1: with our knowledge, Scrubs would have been way more funny.
Speaker 1: That's like anything, it would have been way more funny.
Speaker 1: I think the two of them still have their you know,
Speaker 1: I think they still have their uh, their their their connection,
Speaker 1: their magic, their magic. And if they were to go
Speaker 1: out there and do another I would personally love to
Speaker 1: see another incarnation of the two characters from Swingers. Allah
Speaker 1: made whatever we made. I don't know anyone that's scene
Speaker 1: made other than you and I. But that's bullshit, man.
Speaker 1: It was not. It was not. It was not a
Speaker 1: hit or not a popular movie. I don't think, oh man,
Speaker 1: such a good movie. Cardiff Giants all of that stuff.
Speaker 1: And then how Vince Vaughn spent all the money in
Speaker 1: one night and every come on, man, that's it's just
Speaker 1: so it's such a good And then the scene I
Speaker 1: love when they when they get their predeum. And then
Speaker 1: right and he's like, so this is my predium, right,
Speaker 1: Vince Vaughan's character can't get can't get his head around
Speaker 1: the idea that he just gets cash. And so this
Speaker 1: is my predum, this is my this is yes, And
Speaker 1: he starts ending money out on the plane because this
Speaker 1: is how in this movie too. Yes, yes, And and
Speaker 1: Sam Rockwell plays a guy who works at the hotel.
Speaker 1: They're staying it like it's supposed to be like the
Speaker 1: Mercer hotel down and right and and you get a goldfish.
Speaker 1: Remember he plays we can do a podcast on May Donald.
Speaker 1: We should do a special episode, by the way, you know,
Speaker 1: we should do one day. Let's say we really keep
Speaker 1: liking this and we run out of episodes. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know if we're gonna do season nine. We'll just
Speaker 1: we should do season nine. But then we should start
Speaker 1: doing this for movies we love, like we'll just like
Speaker 1: do rewatch of our favorite films. I'd love to do that.
Speaker 1: Maybe we could get the guests of our favorite films.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool, you know what I mean? Yeah, we
Speaker 1: could have we could have Vince Vaughan and uh and
Speaker 1: John if we got see that's the problem though. If
Speaker 1: Jon Favreau was on our podcast, I don't know how
Speaker 1: long I would be able to hold out before asking
Speaker 1: him for a job in Star Wars or Marble. I
Speaker 1: don't know how long I'd be able to hold out. Probably,
Speaker 1: bless you, that's probably why he doesn't want to come on.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. Yeah, that's probably exactly why a lot of
Speaker 1: these guys, like I imagine, you know, John Favre's of
Speaker 1: the world are people that get entrenched in the Star
Speaker 1: Wars universe, especially they played more marvel Man. Marvel Is
Speaker 1: probably don't want to leave their house. They're like, oh god,
Speaker 1: the Donald Phazons of the world are gonna be like
Speaker 1: damn Man and um in Iron Man three minutes and
Speaker 1: twenty one second. It's not a real explosion. No, you'll
Speaker 1: never hear me ask about the movie. You know what.
Speaker 1: I made that mistake once in life, and I got
Speaker 1: the answer I wanted. And I was so in awe
Speaker 1: of the fact that he was talking to me about
Speaker 1: what about his process or his process that more process
Speaker 1: that I fucking missed every word he said. I met.
Speaker 1: So I've met George Lucas quite a few times because
Speaker 1: I'm a huge Star Wars fan, and we had just
Speaker 1: finished watching Revenge of the Sith Sith at Skywalker Ranch
Speaker 1: and he's standing with of all people, Sam Jackson, May
Speaker 1: Wind and Ludacris, right, and Ludacris had said to me,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm thinking about getting into acting. Is there
Speaker 1: any advice you'd kild give me? And I said to him, dude,
Speaker 1: you know how to do music videos and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: you know how to wrap and everything. Just bring everything,
Speaker 1: all of that energy that you bring in your music,
Speaker 1: just bring that to acting, that concentration. Just do that.
Speaker 1: And he was like, oh yeah, absolutely. And so when
Speaker 1: he did that, I was like, all right, so now
Speaker 1: he did that in front of George Lucas. I now
Speaker 1: have an end to George Lucas to ask George Lucas,
Speaker 1: so how'd you come up with Star Wars? Oh god,
Speaker 1: so I'm embarrassed already. I said, so, how'd you come
Speaker 1: up with Star Wars? And he fucking answered the question.
Speaker 1: He's like, well, so what I do is I you know,
Speaker 1: I sit down in my house and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: what would be an interest in galaxy? Let's see maybe
Speaker 1: a galaxy far away, and then I could come up
Speaker 1: with the idea of a planet. Okay, on this end,
Speaker 1: this galaxy, there's a planet. What would the planet be.
Speaker 1: Let's say it's tattooing, okay, and then what's the like
Speaker 1: on tattooing? And he goes into the whole fucking thing
Speaker 1: on how these creating galaxies, and you know, and I'm
Speaker 1: sitting there and in my mind, I'm like, fucking George
Speaker 1: Lucas is talking to me. Fucking George Lucas is talking
Speaker 1: to me. But the end struck at me. I didn't
Speaker 1: hear one word he said. He gave me the algorithm
Speaker 1: to Star Wars, and I wasn't listening because I was
Speaker 1: saw in awe of the fact that I was talking
Speaker 1: to George Lucas. Do you think this is a lie?
Speaker 1: This is the honest I walked away, like, you fucking moron,
Speaker 1: You fucking didn't listen. You know, It's funny. In my mind,
Speaker 1: George Lucas was like, Hey, invite Donald Fhazon because I
Speaker 1: might put him in on one of the leads of
Speaker 1: one of my new films. Okay, sir, we'll invite him.
Speaker 1: And then you get there and he's like, oh no,
Speaker 1: he's one of those guys who asked me now i'd
Speaker 1: come up with Star Wars. Forget it, Jimmy, dude. I
Speaker 1: sat in front of him for Revenge of the Sith, right,
Speaker 1: and he's behind me. And I loved Revenge of the
Speaker 1: Sith even when I saw it back in the day.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I said, Joel, look at the face,
Speaker 1: Joel's giving you. And I sat in front of him,
Speaker 1: and I remember I was there and we had you know,
Speaker 1: we had cocktails before the movie. It was like this
Speaker 1: big MTV premiere. We had cocktails, we had food c
Speaker 1: I might have even smoked a cigarette back then. This
Speaker 1: was a long time ago, right, And I'm near with
Speaker 1: this girl that I'm dating, and we are watching Revenge
Speaker 1: of the Sithe and the movie ends and I turn
Speaker 1: around and I look at him and I can see
Speaker 1: he's like, what would you think? And I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: it was fucking amazing. You did it, George, you did it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm losing my mind. I grabbed him.
Speaker 1: I give him a hip hop. Yeah, I give him
Speaker 1: a big hug and everything. I'm like, I can't believe you.
Speaker 1: You did it, George, you fucking did it. And I
Speaker 1: turn around and I go, who, I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: He fucking did it. And I say it to the
Speaker 1: girl I'm dating at the time, and she was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, babe, your breath smells so bad right now.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, all in his face, Oh my god, George,
Speaker 1: you fucking did it. But we have another embarrassing story
Speaker 1: related to Star Wars. You did? Oh what did I do?
Speaker 1: Doesn't Kathleen Kennedy have an idea? God has an identical
Speaker 1: You went and congratulated the identical twin. Yeah, I did,
Speaker 1: And you know what, and here's the problem with it,
Speaker 1: here's the problem with them. Oh, bro, that was embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I was with you. Yeah, that was pretty bad. And
Speaker 1: then she laughed at me about it after I told it.
Speaker 1: I was like, I just fucking went up to your
Speaker 1: sister and congratulated her. On Star Wars. You were so
Speaker 1: dialed in with these people. I just don't understand how
Speaker 1: we can't get you apart. You're friends with the cowboy
Speaker 1: hat guy Dave Feli Dave Feloni. You're friends with Kathleen
Speaker 1: Kennedy and or her identical twin. George Lucas knows how
Speaker 1: bad your breath can be. Why can't these fucking people
Speaker 1: hire you to be in these movies? I did feliciting
Speaker 1: with jj A Brow. Yeah, you're like, it's God, But
Speaker 1: I really, I really want to make it one of
Speaker 1: my life priorities to at least get you in one
Speaker 1: of these movies. I mean fucking ed Shearon's and in
Speaker 1: costume hidden doing cameos in these movies? Why can't Yearns
Speaker 1: in Game of Thrones too? Man? It's like, you know,
Speaker 1: why can't you what he is? Because one I can
Speaker 1: I call? Who can I call? You? Got a lot
Speaker 1: of friends you could call. Dude, you're freaking well. I
Speaker 1: was at the same Spielberg and make Spielberg called Luca,
Speaker 1: called Lucas, who will have been called everybody over at Disney.
Speaker 1: You know who you need to get in touch with.
Speaker 1: These are the two people I need you to get
Speaker 1: in touch with for me. Yeah, Figgy Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: really know Figgy, but I'm writing it down. Kevin Figy, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call him today. Who else and the head
Speaker 1: of Disney. Well, Sean Bailey is a friend of mine.
Speaker 1: He's he's the head of production, President of production at Disney.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna call Sean Bailey. Okay, Sean Bailey, and okay, now,
Speaker 1: will you make sure that when you meet them you
Speaker 1: have a mint in your mouth? I will will, definitely,
Speaker 1: I will definitely mint up that day. I will not
Speaker 1: only mint up that day, I will keep all of
Speaker 1: my emotions buried as Jedi do. I was on I
Speaker 1: hung out with JJ while he was making the last
Speaker 1: Star Wars movie. We were staying at the same hotel
Speaker 1: and I would often see him in the lobby of
Speaker 1: the hotel and we would we would shoot the ship.
Speaker 1: And I'm remember him sitting with a laptop clearly in
Speaker 1: my mind, which was tweaking the screenplay over by the
Speaker 1: fireplace and the lobby in London, and I thought, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Donald would freak out. Right now, JJ's over
Speaker 1: by the fireplace what looks clearly like doing a rewrite
Speaker 1: of the script. Yeah. You know, You're so lucky that
Speaker 1: I was not there, I know, because you would have
Speaker 1: gone over and be like you did it. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: like Donald, get off of me. No, no, no, let's
Speaker 1: let's let's let's just be honest with it, with it all.
Speaker 1: The order of appreciation for the Star Wars trilogies, Yeah,
Speaker 1: is the first trilogy, obviously, the Empire strikes back New Hope,
Speaker 1: returning to Jedi, those three. Then you gotta go Clone Wars.
Speaker 1: You gotta do all of that stuff. You gotta go
Speaker 1: episode one, two and three, and then you gotta I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't weigh in, Joel, please weigh in, because I
Speaker 1: gotta go seven eight nine, you know, you know. Uh.
Speaker 1: And and the thing about seven eight nine is it
Speaker 1: started so great and then kind of went off in
Speaker 1: a direction that nobody you know, some people love it,
Speaker 1: some people don't love it, and then they try to,
Speaker 1: you know, correct it, and I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: You know, a lot of people really really love the
Speaker 1: new trilogy. I'm one of those people who's a little,
Speaker 1: you know, a little effity dippity about it. I'd love
Speaker 1: Star Wars for the rest of my life. Don't ever
Speaker 1: get it twisted. I will always be a true fan
Speaker 1: of Star Wars. I'm not necessarily sure that the last
Speaker 1: trilogy was my favorite. That's all, okay, that's super fair.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's definitely a fifty fifty split on fans.
Speaker 1: I think it will see a lot like the original
Speaker 1: or with the prequels, we saw a lot of kids
Speaker 1: who that was their first Star Wars are like writer
Speaker 1: or die for it. They're like, you can't tell me
Speaker 1: anything that people's are amazing. It's my first experience. So
Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll have another crop of kids who are like, no,
Speaker 1: Kylo is everything, and I really like the relationship between
Speaker 1: Rend and Kilo, and there's a lot to love scene wise,
Speaker 1: there's a ton of like scene and moments seeds and
Speaker 1: you're nailing it. Was like, what is even happening like?
Speaker 1: Or just good? Or just the storyline between Kylo and
Speaker 1: and Ray you know what I mean, and how and
Speaker 1: how they found each other and the you know and
Speaker 1: gets a little twisted. I feel like, and this is
Speaker 1: just my personal belief and I love you know. I
Speaker 1: As a movie by itself, I think The Last Jedi
Speaker 1: is a good movie, but in the trilogy form, I
Speaker 1: don't think it fits at all. I think it's like
Speaker 1: and I think it's because they're writing around ship in
Speaker 1: the two that surrounded you know what I mean. So
Speaker 1: the Force awakens, they wrote a story, he deviates from
Speaker 1: the story, and then JJ tries to correct, but the
Speaker 1: quest correcting at the end did not work for me.
Speaker 1: I love the Last Jedi. It's my favorite of the
Speaker 1: new trilogy. But it's because it has a lot of
Speaker 1: troops that I was born in a star where you
Speaker 1: take a lot of the Phone Wars moments that I
Speaker 1: love and brought them to the like the big screen,
Speaker 1: and that was all like, although blowing up the ship like,
Speaker 1: that's my next stet too very legiti, But who the
Speaker 1: man and where you had read the book Princess of
Speaker 1: alder On, you would know exactly read. Yeah, I totally
Speaker 1: get that. But for the majority of Star Wars fans,
Speaker 1: who the fuck is hold It's like people, it's like
Speaker 1: introducing Darth Maul again in Solo. Most of the people
Speaker 1: didn't want. Most Star Wars fans who see the movies
Speaker 1: have never watched the Clone wards and have never watched Rebels,
Speaker 1: so they have no idea that Darth Maul survives this
Speaker 1: fall uh from uh from Obi wan wan slices and
Speaker 1: half hold on, just just wait a second. I'm worried
Speaker 1: because people are shooting out. I'm worried. I'm worried that
Speaker 1: people are We're gonna pin podcast. We're gonna pin it now,
Speaker 1: We're gonna pin it now, let's get back to scrubs.
Speaker 1: Is that something you want to say, Joel, I think
Speaker 1: put up prying it out it and then we can
Speaker 1: move on. But just this is the new the new
Speaker 1: conversation of nerds. Old nerdom used to be you had
Speaker 1: to read all the comics to go into the movies
Speaker 1: the TV shows who enjoy the stuff because thats where
Speaker 1: all the GT details were, And that's how we separated.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to reopen the argument of what
Speaker 1: a true nerd is. You can like things and be
Speaker 1: as nerdy about them as you want to. But I
Speaker 1: find something so so satisfying about having read one hundred
Speaker 1: comic books and thirty six novels and getting to the
Speaker 1: movie and then all of that backward is paid off
Speaker 1: in the film. It's beautiful. I know it alienates some
Speaker 1: people and that frustrates people, but get on board, like
Speaker 1: it's awesome, Joel. You and I are the same person.
Speaker 1: I've read dim near every Star Wars comic book, like
Speaker 1: I have singles. I have the actual graphic novels I
Speaker 1: have at all. But that being said, man, it's like
Speaker 1: you got to look at it as a lot of
Speaker 1: people don't read that shit, and because they don't read
Speaker 1: that shit, you gotta keep the story. You know, you
Speaker 1: can still pay homage and have little inside jokes, but
Speaker 1: you can't make actual storyline about things that happen in
Speaker 1: the comic that only you, like a million people read. No,
Speaker 1: I mean, you just can't just see what you're saying.
Speaker 1: And that being said about nerves. So yeado around here,
Speaker 1: yeado around here. I think we should have kept going.
Speaker 1: I just think we should have kept the preamble because
Speaker 1: you know why people are gonna think. Joel and Donald
Speaker 1: have begun a Star Wars podcast, and I accidentally clicked
Speaker 1: on that. By the way, I was literally only three minutes, dude.
Speaker 1: It was literally it was great. I was able to
Speaker 1: get a light nap in listen um Isaac Isaac Washington,
Speaker 1: Ted Lange from The Love Boat. Yes he's awesome. Is
Speaker 1: that he's amazing in this episode? Two? Yes, he's a
Speaker 1: good actor. And I always thought that he had done
Speaker 1: more episodes than just this one. I thought he was
Speaker 1: in two of them. Now, did you watch the love Boat?
Speaker 1: There's so many episodes of the love there's like over
Speaker 1: two hundred episodes of the love Boat. Did you watch
Speaker 1: a kid? I watched several, so it's at the love Boat.
Speaker 1: I do believe he did more than this. I think
Speaker 1: we didn't. We have other cast members from The Love
Speaker 1: Boat on? Yes, well doc Doc was on? Um wasn't
Speaker 1: Doc on? Yeah? I believe so I could. Let's this
Speaker 1: is a Scrubs wiki question. No, we can't put him
Speaker 1: to work right away. Dude, how are we doing with him? Jowell?
Speaker 1: We're getting him his pet. Okay, he's happy, yet you
Speaker 1: got to keep him very happy. It's like you gotta
Speaker 1: keep you gotta feed the beast. You gotta give him
Speaker 1: swag every time he answers a question, Donald, do you
Speaker 1: want me to do the recap? Oh? Yeah? Oh yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you rehearse? I didn't this time? Okay, let me
Speaker 1: get my time already. UM. I don't really think this
Speaker 1: is I'm gonna say something controversial that I don't say
Speaker 1: very often. Great, this episode is not that great? Okay,
Speaker 1: I I wow, that's that's something to be said. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's all right, and by the way, two all stars
Speaker 1: behind it, Matt Tarsus and Mark Bucking. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: it wasn't one of my favorites. I didn't elloway, it
Speaker 1: doesn't really go anywhere at the end. This is just
Speaker 1: like a day in the life in the hospital and
Speaker 1: the kind of you'll kind of hear that in my recap.
Speaker 1: It feels like a B side. Yeah, it's like a
Speaker 1: it's like a It's like right, it's like the Wu
Speaker 1: Tang Clan came out with Protection Neck and on the
Speaker 1: B side was method Man. The method Man song is
Speaker 1: dope and the Protected next. I can't this is a
Speaker 1: bad example because both songs are so really we just
Speaker 1: really good. All right. This is I think we all
Speaker 1: know a song on the album that comes out that's like,
Speaker 1: it's not the best song, but I'll still play it, right,
Speaker 1: And that's how I feel about this episode. It's like,
Speaker 1: it's fine. There's some funny shit, and there's the opera
Speaker 1: singer singings, and there's some there's a couple of funny things.
Speaker 1: But I was I didn't. I didn't really laugh out
Speaker 1: loud that much. Okay. Rob Man said, here we go.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, let me get my time already, okay
Speaker 1: and go. The gang has reached a new level of confidence,
Speaker 1: but all make big mistakes in this episode. They all
Speaker 1: have to learn to live with it, because, let's be honest,
Speaker 1: in real life, you don't get a due over. Some
Speaker 1: find it very challenging, some find it very easy, but
Speaker 1: in the end, all of them are happy with how
Speaker 1: they've confronted their mistake and have learned a lesson or
Speaker 1: so it seems Okay, well that was twenty three seconds.
Speaker 1: So I mean, like, I feel like you need to
Speaker 1: be um really using your time because I'm trying to listen.
Speaker 1: I have anxiety over this every fucking episode. Well, good,
Speaker 1: you had seven seconds. You could have gone into detail
Speaker 1: about the janitor wearing a white coat. Well, no, because
Speaker 1: that's not the that's not the that's not a recap.
Speaker 1: That's when you listen. When you have when you're when
Speaker 1: you're fucking just giving up seven seconds, you can be
Speaker 1: talking about the B story of the C story. You
Speaker 1: could that's stuff, but I think that's what we're supposed
Speaker 1: to do in the podcast. No, but you could also
Speaker 1: be like and also the janitor where you can be
Speaker 1: like and also the janitor wears a white coat because
Speaker 1: he tries, tell me, tell me if I have to
Speaker 1: tell me if I get this in seven and seconds.
Speaker 1: And also the janitor wears a white coat because jad
Speaker 1: decided to wear a white coat to work one day. Okay, good,
Speaker 1: that was a very funny storyline, though I thought, I
Speaker 1: thought the fact that no, well that too, but the
Speaker 1: fact that JD decided to wear you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: a fucking resident. Now I'm going to wear a white
Speaker 1: coat to work, right, And and because I'm important and
Speaker 1: I'm a doctor and I need this white He was
Speaker 1: feeling himself. He was totally feeling himself. He feeling accomplished. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know. Well and then um, a little bit of trivia.
Speaker 1: Doctor Cox does not wear a white coat the whole episode,
Speaker 1: which is odd because he wears a white coat always, right,
Speaker 1: And I think I get I'm assuming it was some
Speaker 1: directorial choice to have him in his biceps. By the
Speaker 1: way his biceps, he must have done a lot of
Speaker 1: I have a sense that Johnny and the director decided, oh,
Speaker 1: I won't wear a white coat, just to really accentuate
Speaker 1: what a dork JD is. And then Johnny was like,
Speaker 1: but but in lieu of a white coat. My biceps
Speaker 1: are gonna be fucking pumped. He doesn't fuck around, man.
Speaker 1: You can tell he was curling before. Where you've seen
Speaker 1: you can tell that Johnny does not fuck around when
Speaker 1: it comes to fitness. Man, his fitness, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know how. You know. His wife is very health
Speaker 1: conscious when it comes to eating and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know if Johnny was like that before he
Speaker 1: met her, but he definitely was putting on. He was
Speaker 1: definitely in the wise. But bro, he was always ripped. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was putting That works. Shame dude, yeah, he is.
Speaker 1: Really How are you doing on your fitness thing? By
Speaker 1: the way, because I've been being a little lazy. I mean,
Speaker 1: obviously I've got a few things in my mind, but
Speaker 1: I've been I haven't really been killing it. Well until
Speaker 1: they make weed that doesn't give you the munchies. I'm
Speaker 1: in deep shit pretty much like I were stuck in
Speaker 1: a loop. I work out an hour every day pretty much.
Speaker 1: I work out, you know, with the trainer. I work out,
Speaker 1: you know, on my peloton. I have food that's delivered
Speaker 1: to me. The shout out to Trifecta Nutrition. Do you
Speaker 1: know by the way in um. There's an allowable amount
Speaker 1: of like insect and rodent parts allowed in tuna. Well,
Speaker 1: you're allowed to eat. Yeah, the FDA allows you to
Speaker 1: allows packaging and all of that stuff. You're allowed to
Speaker 1: eat a certain amount of I'm sure it's in all
Speaker 1: foods because you just can't control. You can't get if
Speaker 1: you have a factory, you can't get your insects slash
Speaker 1: rodent problem down to zero. But there is, like literally,
Speaker 1: you can google it, there's like an allowable amount of
Speaker 1: like roach slash rat parts allowed in tuna fish that, Joe,
Speaker 1: you're ruining food for so many people. I'm just telling you.
Speaker 1: If you don't believe me, if you're sitting there listening,
Speaker 1: going if you like tune the salad sandwich, you might
Speaker 1: want to change your Joel, can you google what the
Speaker 1: allowable amount of of roach slash roding parts and tuna
Speaker 1: is like that? Joel's gonna Joe, Well's gonna do it
Speaker 1: for you. Guys. See, because you're probably jogging or breastfeeding
Speaker 1: or doing the dishes. I've been listening to podcasts while
Speaker 1: I do dishes. It's nice to speeds along the dishes,
Speaker 1: does it? Yeah? You have a lot of dishes like
Speaker 1: that where you gotta be where you're washing for an hour.
Speaker 1: And well, my girlfriends are really good. No, this is
Speaker 1: the whole pocket. My girfriends are really good cook and
Speaker 1: she's always just because she uses a lot of pots
Speaker 1: and pans doesn't make her a really good cook. Bro.
Speaker 1: You know for a fact, my girlfriends are ridiculous cook.
Speaker 1: Your girlfriend's a very fucking good cook. She's a phenomenon.
Speaker 1: And not only is she making these gourmet meals, but
Speaker 1: also there's like bread's going during the day and it's
Speaker 1: like a whole thing, and I'm so appreciate of it.
Speaker 1: But then I look at the sink and it's like
Speaker 1: like psycho and God, Joel's face is not making. She's
Speaker 1: not making. Here we go. This is according to Live
Speaker 1: science dot com. Ground cinnamon can contain up to an
Speaker 1: average of four hundred insect fragments per fifty grams regganelk
Speaker 1: do an average of three hundred insects fragments per ten grams. Yeah,
Speaker 1: anything on tuna. I remember tuna being high. How many
Speaker 1: grams an announce, specifically twenty eight grahams and an ounce?
Speaker 1: How do you know that? Daniel how do you think
Speaker 1: I know that because you'll be selling that ship on
Speaker 1: the regular. Don't get the cops coming to the door.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, did you find coming and the Feds?
Speaker 1: Did you find tuna? Joel? I think that's what Daniel
Speaker 1: the show to you. Hey, no, he was talking about
Speaker 1: how many Grahams. No, no, Joel, Yeah, tuna look tuna
Speaker 1: specifically because I remember reading that being like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: allowed to have rat parts in your tuna. By the way,
Speaker 1: my episode supposed to have Cat Stevens Here Comes My Baby,
Speaker 1: but I didn't have it on there. Did you guys
Speaker 1: have it? No? I think it's on the DVD version.
Speaker 1: Oh see, this is one of those examples of they
Speaker 1: replaced the song. I definitely didn't have that beautiful Cat
Speaker 1: Stevens song Here Comes My Baby. And I found it
Speaker 1: very interesting in this episode that a bunch of doctors
Speaker 1: didn't know where the g spot was. M Well, I
Speaker 1: found that very Sarah's character to know now and the
Speaker 1: young she was a nurse. She was a young nurse.
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean listen, man, come on, now, come on, nobody.
Speaker 1: I think that that it wasn't like she was that
Speaker 1: particular young woman didn't know, and because Sarah was being
Speaker 1: slut shamed by the way, this episode is about someone
Speaker 1: being slut shamed. Yeah, and yeah, Sah is slut shamed
Speaker 1: by the entire hospital because she had a one nine stand.
Speaker 1: That's I find that very interesting. And this is an
Speaker 1: age old argument, but I find it very interesting that
Speaker 1: women aren't allowed to or in society, society base, women
Speaker 1: aren't allowed to be as sexual as they want to
Speaker 1: be without being shamed for it. Yeah. I think that's
Speaker 1: ridiculous too, And I think this episode early on was
Speaker 1: trying to was trying to point it out how how
Speaker 1: bullshit it was. Also, Sarah's looking for some sort of identity.
Speaker 1: Elliot's looking for some sort of identity in the hospital.
Speaker 1: She doesn't really have any. You and Judy tell her
Speaker 1: that her only identity is being white and um, and
Speaker 1: she's looking for something that will help her stand out.
Speaker 1: So then, as much as she doesn't like, um the
Speaker 1: attention she gets for this one night stand, she's then
Speaker 1: starting to enjoy it a little bit because she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, towards the end, she starts like feeling it
Speaker 1: a little bit. She's like, I'm Elliott Reid tramp. But
Speaker 1: there's nothing. That's the one thing that I'm that I find.
Speaker 1: It's just a little weird to me. You know, a
Speaker 1: guy sleeps with a lot of girls and he can
Speaker 1: still be looked at as a stud. A girl sleeps
Speaker 1: with a lot of guys. She's a slut. You know,
Speaker 1: why is that? Why is that? I don't understand I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't understand it either. Because Penn's body needs to
Speaker 1: be a commodity and so it can be turned eshors.
Speaker 1: A guy can't turn to body because not worth anything
Speaker 1: other than what you can fight for. But if a
Speaker 1: girl's body is violated, then was she worth marrying? And
Speaker 1: we just haven't let go of that process. That's some
Speaker 1: stupid that's some stupid ass shit right there. Joe. Well,
Speaker 1: that can't I can't get over that. It is real
Speaker 1: talk though, that it's bullshit that there is a double
Speaker 1: standard and women can't do all the fun adventures. No
Speaker 1: they can't. They just started. You're gonna get shamed for it,
Speaker 1: I know. But that's bullshit. Yeah it is. I agree,
Speaker 1: that's fucking bullshit. All the guys. The whole point in
Speaker 1: this episode is these guys, all these these mancho surgeons
Speaker 1: are all chess bumping and high fiving and talking about women.
Speaker 1: And then Sarah like goes and has a one nine
Speaker 1: stand and the whole hospital's talking about it, and everyone's
Speaker 1: staring at her, and everyone's giggling and everyone's and this
Speaker 1: game of telephone goes around the whole hospital until finally
Speaker 1: it gets whispered in her ear and she's like listening
Speaker 1: and she's like, wait, I'm Elliot read. And you didn't
Speaker 1: laugh at that? You didn't think that was funny. I
Speaker 1: thought that was funny. I thought Sarah was funny in this.
Speaker 1: She made me laugh at few times. And Rob made
Speaker 1: me laugh a few times when he when when he
Speaker 1: um and he's when he's doing his motor boating. I mean,
Speaker 1: he does some funny. I laughed. I thought it was
Speaker 1: real cool the way it was shot me high fiving
Speaker 1: all of my friends. Yeah, that was and all of
Speaker 1: that stuff, and then it cuts to me and go,
Speaker 1: bye bye turk. I thought that was very fun. What
Speaker 1: about your lisp which is really prominent and you go
Speaker 1: very I wrote it down. You wrote my back is
Speaker 1: as swollen as Elliott's big ass breath, sir, horrible? How
Speaker 1: many more episodes do we have to endure this lisp?
Speaker 1: I think it's like six or seven episodes before Bill
Speaker 1: was firing, Like you gotta cut that shit now. And
Speaker 1: now I see what Bill, And these are the takes
Speaker 1: Bill chose. And I'm sure you made you a dr it,
Speaker 1: but you adr and any better because you got the list.
Speaker 1: It's That's one thing that changed a lot throughout Scrubs
Speaker 1: was my teeth, you know what I mean. I went
Speaker 1: from really tiny teeth to medium sized teeth to season
Speaker 1: nine when I freaking get my teeth thick, like in
Speaker 1: season nine, I have temporaries and and so you'll notice
Speaker 1: it when we start watching. My teeth look like fucking
Speaker 1: I got you know, I got jacked up teeth, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? How many how many types? How
Speaker 1: many different rounds of teeth have you had? I've had
Speaker 1: like four? Oh my god, see your baby teeth, right baby,
Speaker 1: the baby teeth that I started with. Then we then
Speaker 1: I tried to correct the baby teeth that I When
Speaker 1: I look back at it now, I'm like, I wish
Speaker 1: I didn't correct because my smile was so youthful, But
Speaker 1: it was because I had teeth of a child. But
Speaker 1: I have a question. Did your teeth? Did your baby
Speaker 1: teeth never fall out? They did, except for one one
Speaker 1: didn't fall out and it was stuck. Why did you
Speaker 1: have it pulled? Because the big tooth grew around it
Speaker 1: and I would have had a big gap in my
Speaker 1: uh in my mouth from that happening. Okay, did anyone's
Speaker 1: not taking the dentist or some shit? They did, but
Speaker 1: I didn't want to get braces. I was like, get
Speaker 1: the fuck out, I'm not getting braces. Ironic, and then, ironically,
Speaker 1: your most famous role was having braces, not to hide
Speaker 1: your fucked up teeth, to hide teeth. Okay, So then
Speaker 1: we're in scrubs and you get your teeth three done,
Speaker 1: and then you had him redone again. Well I got
Speaker 1: him redone. I got a bridge put in, and then
Speaker 1: one night, while eating uh from green Blats, I was
Speaker 1: eating a rub pastrami ruben sandwich from green Blats and
Speaker 1: the bread was extra hard and I broke my bridge.
Speaker 1: And so when I went back to get the bridge fixed,
Speaker 1: he was like, why don't we just put a screw
Speaker 1: in it and there you won't ever have to worry
Speaker 1: about a bridge again. I was like, all right, fine,
Speaker 1: let's do that shit. And then the screw that they
Speaker 1: the faked tooth that they put in, was bigger than
Speaker 1: all the teeth in my mouth. And so I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, now we gotta fix this. Now, I gotta
Speaker 1: persymmetry purposes. Let's fix the whole thing. And that's how
Speaker 1: that's how it happened. Now these did these ones come
Speaker 1: out at night? You put them in like a cup.
Speaker 1: They're not denters. Oh, I picture they pop them out
Speaker 1: at night? Do you put that little tablet in there? Little?
Speaker 1: You put that a little bubbly tablet. It's real funny
Speaker 1: when Mike, when when I subpened my grandfather and he
Speaker 1: would wake up in the morning and didn't have his
Speaker 1: teeth in, how its face looked. I can only imagine
Speaker 1: me right now with no teeth in my mouth. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. It's not a good look. It's not it's
Speaker 1: a good Listen. I can be self deprecating about my
Speaker 1: appearance as well. I have no chin and that really
Speaker 1: you know a lot of times the cinematographer and the
Speaker 1: director would shoot me in a way that I I
Speaker 1: didn't mind the way I looked. But this episode in particular,
Speaker 1: are going oh, that is not a good angle I have.
Speaker 1: I just have no chin. I disagree with that. Someone
Speaker 1: someone once wrote about me, like some like reporter was
Speaker 1: like writing a review, and they're like the chinless breath.
Speaker 1: See that's some bullshit, and that's tabb. That's a tabloid
Speaker 1: speaking right now. That was obviously it obviously wasn't a
Speaker 1: nice person. But um that's what they wrote. There's no
Speaker 1: way that's a respectable journalist, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Anybody who's gonna sit there and make fun of someone's
Speaker 1: appearance to describe them is not a real journalist because
Speaker 1: we all come in different. She's saying, if I were yours,
Speaker 1: I would get like chin dentures. I don't have dentures.
Speaker 1: You fucking let's go to break. We gotta go to break.
Speaker 1: Let's go to break. We'll be right back. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: if they made like a chin, I know they make
Speaker 1: chin implants, but I'm not going to go have surgery.
Speaker 1: But if they were like a temporary thing, like it
Speaker 1: was like a the equivalent of dentures, but it just
Speaker 1: kind of clipped on and made me look like I
Speaker 1: had a bigger chin, maybe I'll get a prosthetic for like,
Speaker 1: I'm one of my roles when I'm one of my
Speaker 1: movie parts. You know, I feel that way about my hair, man,
Speaker 1: I feel that way about my hair. You know a
Speaker 1: lot of people are blessed with a lot of hair.
Speaker 1: I have hair that is leaving me. It's leally get
Speaker 1: plugs though, No, Black people can't get plugs. Why it
Speaker 1: just doesn't do well, Like it doesn't do well with
Speaker 1: the with the healing process and all of these other things.
Speaker 1: They don't. Uh, it just doesn't if you look it up,
Speaker 1: African American hair doesn't do well with hair plugs, that's why.
Speaker 1: And all the Bosley commercials it's mostly white men. Oh
Speaker 1: I never knew that. Yeah, what about a two pay?
Speaker 1: What about you kiss my ass? What about let's get
Speaker 1: back into the show. Jamie Fox has a great one. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know that. I know that. I know that
Speaker 1: Jamie does wear his hair. Okay, is this something we
Speaker 1: can talk about? I mean it's tablite pictures. I don't
Speaker 1: have the real skinny on what's going on, but you
Speaker 1: can see that Lebron James do gets well, that's the
Speaker 1: greatest comeback ever in sports history right there. It's his hairline, dude,
Speaker 1: Ron Lebron was bald, dude, Why do you call Lebron's guy?
Speaker 1: I'm sure because you know what, I think Lebron did
Speaker 1: the hair plugs and it worked for him because he
Speaker 1: has the scar on his head. Now that's the problem
Speaker 1: with hair plugs. You had to get a scar on
Speaker 1: your head. Do you want me to call Lebron and
Speaker 1: ask him who did his plugs? Because I'm making another call. Sure,
Speaker 1: I'm calling Figgy, I'm calling Sewan Bailey. Do you want
Speaker 1: going to add Lebron? Yeah? Sure, go ahead, Okay Lebron
Speaker 1: hair plugs for Donald. A lot of calls to me today,
Speaker 1: Matthew McConaughey, what the hell did he do? Because that
Speaker 1: ship was on its way out and now he has
Speaker 1: a full head of hair. He looks like freaking he's
Speaker 1: got a goal, he's got golden locks, he's got a
Speaker 1: main um. You know what. The funniest part of this
Speaker 1: episode is what's that Ted's office? Yeah? We see Ted's
Speaker 1: office for the first time and I wrote it down.
Speaker 1: He's so funny. I told him that that he has
Speaker 1: a nasmia um Ted Lang and he goes, you cut
Speaker 1: off someone's nose where is it? Do you have it
Speaker 1: with you? You're disgusting, get rid of the nose. And
Speaker 1: then I go, Ted, just calm now. He goes, maybe
Speaker 1: YO should calm down, and then he goes to his
Speaker 1: file folder and pulls it out and fills out a file.
Speaker 1: It says, Oh, we don't have to worry. It's not
Speaker 1: our fault. And then I go, okay, T thanks Ted,
Speaker 1: and he goes, it's my birthday. And you're like what,
Speaker 1: And I'm like what. He goes nothing, and I leave
Speaker 1: and he goes to himself, and many more when it
Speaker 1: pays off in the end. It pays off in the
Speaker 1: end when Judy's like when Judy goes and tells Kelso
Speaker 1: about Cox actually not making a mistake and the hospital
Speaker 1: won't get sued, and he's like, now get out of
Speaker 1: here because he's pissed that he can't parade cocks and
Speaker 1: you know, make Cox feel low. It's like, get out
Speaker 1: here because I'm about to make somebody hurt. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: here comes Ted with his cupcake. Yeah, for his birthday.
Speaker 1: He's got a cupcake with a candle in it. That's
Speaker 1: he's lit for himself. He's like, you mind if I
Speaker 1: sit down if I sit down and kills He's like, yes, please,
Speaker 1: by all means, that's so funny. Well, how great is
Speaker 1: Sam Lloyd's rest? Sam Lloyd amazing? Rest in peace? Sam
Speaker 1: Lloyd's so amazing on this, How don't we? Speaking of
Speaker 1: rest in peace? I got to mention that that beautiful
Speaker 1: woman from Glee who who they who? They found today? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they found and found it. They found a body. They haven't,
Speaker 1: Tims says it's her, that is they haven't. That is
Speaker 1: the most tragic fucking story. I mean, people are just
Speaker 1: dying in the most horrible ways. It feels like lately.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, um and and and and I don't know.
Speaker 1: I thought that that that she I never met her
Speaker 1: in real life, but man, she was so talented and
Speaker 1: out on a boat with her kid. I mean, fucking
Speaker 1: hell yeah, it's a it's really crazy. Kelly Preston, Kelly Preston,
Speaker 1: rest in peace? Yeah, yeah, crazy. And you guys, Russell
Speaker 1: Westbrook was just chested positive for COVID nineteen. Wow, who's that?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. So, Russell Westbrook is is one of the
Speaker 1: NBA's elite players. He's the only NBA player since Bill
Speaker 1: No since Oscar Robertson to average a triple doubble for
Speaker 1: an entire season. He's done it for a couple of seasons,
Speaker 1: and he just tested positive for COVID. That's crazy. So
Speaker 1: the basketball season is not going to really be able
Speaker 1: to happen, right, They're all in a bubble. Listen, if
Speaker 1: golf can happen, if all of these are golf is
Speaker 1: different golf, you're out on your own. These guys are
Speaker 1: gonna be bumping up against each other. Yeah, but if
Speaker 1: you can can that's the whole thing. If you can
Speaker 1: contain the virus in that bubble and that not blow
Speaker 1: up in that bubble, you can then have a season.
Speaker 1: The problem. You would do it if I could. If
Speaker 1: you could safely tell me that everyone is being tested
Speaker 1: going into this bubble, yeah I would do it. So
Speaker 1: what's like, that's like going in doing a movie right now.
Speaker 1: I would assure you they're not going to be able
Speaker 1: to I totally agree. But if they could assure you,
Speaker 1: we'll have everybody crew included, and food being made within everything,
Speaker 1: catering everything. No one leaves this bubble after you've been
Speaker 1: tested and you get tested regularly, and then it all
Speaker 1: takes his one person to go make that mistake. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Beard fassades in the background in this episode. Mickhead is
Speaker 1: in this episode. Mickhead is one of the guys oggling
Speaker 1: Sarah Chalk. Yes at the end of the episode. Yeah,
Speaker 1: lots of men are What about when Todd is playing
Speaker 1: the bongos on doctor Amato's head. That's funny. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: is very funny. How about would you say doctor Amato,
Speaker 1: doctor Almato? Yeah, what did you say before that? But
Speaker 1: you say something wrong? Alto Yeah. By the way, they
Speaker 1: couldn't have found a shorter actor, and so there's there's
Speaker 1: all this like creative camera work to try and make
Speaker 1: him seem shorter than he actually is. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: the guy did a great job, but I don't know
Speaker 1: why they didn't just hire a shorter person. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: one shot where at the end it's definitely a camera
Speaker 1: up high on a high angle looking down at him,
Speaker 1: and then on a camera on a low angle looking Yeah,
Speaker 1: they had to accentuate it to make it. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's sure he's a short man, but I mean they
Speaker 1: tried to make him hobbit short though. Yeah, they tried to.
Speaker 1: They tried to do some hobbit shit. Right, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: really like cheated the size of them. Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 1: When she Elliot's talking about you know, when she gets
Speaker 1: into as she says, I'm Elliot Reid Tramp, she starts
Speaker 1: to getting it. She's like, I told I told her
Speaker 1: the only two sexual positions I know. And then I
Speaker 1: just started naming bugs. Yeah, and then she goes the
Speaker 1: thing is she said she already tried stink bug. That
Speaker 1: was funny. Um, we should talk about this bingo game
Speaker 1: that everybody's been playing now that Joel brought to our attention.
Speaker 1: I brought it to your attention. Well, Joel brought it
Speaker 1: to your attention. No, she didn't. Oh I saw it
Speaker 1: on Twitter. It was amazing. That's pretty cool. Uh, you
Speaker 1: already said quite a few things from the I was
Speaker 1: on time are you playing the game? And no? But
Speaker 1: I looked an I was like, wow, this is really interesting.
Speaker 1: These are our habits that we seem to do in
Speaker 1: every episode or almost every episode, enough so that somebody
Speaker 1: can play a game of bingo. Right, I don't have
Speaker 1: it in front of me. What were some of the things. Well,
Speaker 1: you saying that's funny? Have I said that so far?
Speaker 1: You said that several times so far. Okay, me being late,
Speaker 1: me saying you know what I mean, us arguing, us
Speaker 1: arguing five, six, seven eight? Yeah? Uh are you singing?
Speaker 1: Me singing? Yeah? Oh, I think it's when Joel or
Speaker 1: Dan speaks. Both happened, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: we got every everyone covered. Joel, what are some of
Speaker 1: the other ones? You have it up in front of you.
Speaker 1: I was trying to look for it so we could
Speaker 1: give credit. It was on Twitter. Yeah, someone made a
Speaker 1: fake doctor's real Friends bingo card. Hey. By the way,
Speaker 1: I was thinking, you know, now that europe is has
Speaker 1: really conquered this, we could go tour do this show
Speaker 1: and tour it across Europe. Let us in. Oh that's right,
Speaker 1: we're not allowed in in the UK. We could just
Speaker 1: tour the UK. We'd we'd oh man, all right, imagine
Speaker 1: Europe starts letting us in again because this country. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: we are so fucked with this virus right now, and
Speaker 1: it's not getting any better. So I thought you and
Speaker 1: I should go on a European tour and we're gonna
Speaker 1: tour fake doctors, real friends around. We're gonna bring Joel
Speaker 1: and Daniel. We're gonna get a big ass tour bus,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna make the fake doctor's real friends express. Wow,
Speaker 1: let's fucking do it. Let's do it like a national
Speaker 1: Lampoon's European tour. Yeah, we're gonna go on all the adventures.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do this show live in front of people.
Speaker 1: They're gonna come to the theater. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about tomorrow because we're not allowed in
Speaker 1: Europe anymo. But I'm saying like soon, all right, I'm
Speaker 1: down for that second. The second start up talking about
Speaker 1: touring recently. So maybe that's where I just think, I'm
Speaker 1: tired of being in my house and I know you
Speaker 1: are too, And what if there was a way once
Speaker 1: Europe allows American citizens back in? How embarrassing is that sentence?
Speaker 1: Do you know? I think? I read online there's like
Speaker 1: only twenty or twenty five countries that US citizens are
Speaker 1: currently allowed into. Fucking I read another. I read another.
Speaker 1: I read another article where it said Florida is the
Speaker 1: fourth highest country, not fourth highest country, but it has
Speaker 1: uh it's the fourth highest in all of the world
Speaker 1: countries included uh covide. It goes something like Germany, another
Speaker 1: country the United States of America and then Florida. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the santist nailed it, nailed it the sand Let's do
Speaker 1: a real quick pick up here with the fake doctor
Speaker 1: Jill friends bingo. Okay, so the person who created it
Speaker 1: is on Twitter as at brown Underscore Bear Underscore Mobi mbe. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Some of the other topics that would have you been
Speaker 1: able to put on your thing today is, um, Donald
Speaker 1: does an obra impression. Oh no, we haven't gotten there yet,
Speaker 1: but he's gonna do it when we have the guests.
Speaker 1: So you would have had ask Bill star wars talk,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, star Wars talk, um ring tone reference,
Speaker 1: Willie talk, we haven't Oh yeah we did Willie talk,
Speaker 1: a little bit of Willie talk. We haven't not a
Speaker 1: ringtone reference? Get your ring tones? M another one, another one,
Speaker 1: an essential workers shout out. You haven't done that yet,
Speaker 1: we will haven't done that yet. That's how the end
Speaker 1: of a show and someone talks about wanting a hug,
Speaker 1: I do want to hug you Donald. So there. Wow, listen,
Speaker 1: whoever Brown Bear Mobi, you did a good job because
Speaker 1: everybody would would have had a full bingo card. So
Speaker 1: you guys can get your go get your fake doctor.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should we should put that up on the
Speaker 1: maybe put a link to it, Joel, where can you
Speaker 1: put it? That's a good idea maybe we can make
Speaker 1: since we've got all of this merch coming our way. Yeah, merch,
Speaker 1: and it's coming soon people, so just hang on hanging there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe that's how we do it. If you can get
Speaker 1: your Bingo card into Joel the first one day, how
Speaker 1: do we do that where we play a big ass
Speaker 1: Bingo game and if we fulfill your card, we should start.
Speaker 1: There's gotta be a way to do it where we
Speaker 1: hand out Bengo cards via either email or a website
Speaker 1: where you sign up and you get a Bingo. It
Speaker 1: sounds like so much work. How about we just put
Speaker 1: this dude's Bingo card like on a T shirt because
Speaker 1: it's the same being well that's fine too, but it's
Speaker 1: the same Bingo card. Though people aren't going to really play.
Speaker 1: It's just the inside joke of it all. No one
Speaker 1: it doesn't want to fucking play Bingo. You think you
Speaker 1: gonna be like, Okay, the show is starting, let me
Speaker 1: get my card out. No, it's not gonna happen, and
Speaker 1: it's just a joke. They were getting the booze out
Speaker 1: when the show started. Yeah, but they said, like someone
Speaker 1: told me I read on. One of the comments was
Speaker 1: good thing this isn't a drinking game, because we'd all
Speaker 1: be shitfaced. I was going to say, so, you guys
Speaker 1: do have from our kimbucha friends. Gtis Kombucha. Uh, they
Speaker 1: are offering to send free kombucha to the fans. We
Speaker 1: can either do it through or if you guys it's
Speaker 1: ground Bear, I can reach out to him and say
Speaker 1: thank you for the bingo card. Yes, that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: That's a I discovered a new flavor of GT Kambuch Gingerberry. Oh,
Speaker 1: ginger berry, it is good. You know. I went to
Speaker 1: air One, the health food store here, and I didn't
Speaker 1: know that there were like so many flavors of gt kbucha.
Speaker 1: I just know the ones they sent us. Do you
Speaker 1: know there's like there's so many flavors. They had a
Speaker 1: whole frigerator rack. It was like, ginger berry tastes good.
Speaker 1: Hold on a second, he's probably going to get it.
Speaker 1: So that's a good idea, Joel, we could I think
Speaker 1: we give a prize to a fan of a fan
Speaker 1: of a fan, a deserving fan of the week. I
Speaker 1: love that, and I think of the month of the month, okay,
Speaker 1: because we're not gonna get it that much of the month.
Speaker 1: So this one's. This month's prize will go to brown
Speaker 1: Bear Moby yeah um for his U for his genius
Speaker 1: Fake Doctor's Real Friends Beingo card. Thank you. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: hit him up on Twitter now and I'll let we
Speaker 1: picked a winner. Donald. While you were away, we decided
Speaker 1: that we're going to give our monthly GTS prize to
Speaker 1: the creator of the Bingo card. Oh yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: do you? Are you okay with that? And you're the
Speaker 1: co host, you're the co creator of the show. Are
Speaker 1: you okay with that? I'm fine, I'm fine with that. Well,
Speaker 1: here you go. So if you have interesting ideas for
Speaker 1: our show and you want us to or merch ideas
Speaker 1: or merch ideas, and you want to give us, give
Speaker 1: them to us. You won't be just giving them to us.
Speaker 1: You will receive a gift from us. You might receive
Speaker 1: something as dope as a GTS Komboocha care package. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something right now, I drink it every day.
Speaker 1: I'm out. I'm out of my last shipment. Now I
Speaker 1: go to the store and buy it now. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: now I'm gonna have to go buy it too. Now
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go do what you're supposed to
Speaker 1: do and go buy it. It's delicious, man, it really
Speaker 1: is good. I do it. I drink when I'm working out.
Speaker 1: I drink it when I'm just chilling out in the house.
Speaker 1: M m you know, mmmmm. My wife's like, would you
Speaker 1: like another GTS komboocha? And I look at it and
Speaker 1: I go another one, another one, But you remember you're
Speaker 1: only supposed to have three a day. No, that's what
Speaker 1: GT himself told us. That's right, another one. Let's take
Speaker 1: a break. We'll be right back after these fine words. Hello,
Speaker 1: Jamie Slinger. Yeah, how do you say your name? Jamie?
Speaker 1: There's the last thing for your BEINGO card Donald doing
Speaker 1: Oprah voice? How's it go? Are you? Are you good?
Speaker 1: Good to see you? Welcome to a fake Doctor's Real
Speaker 1: friends with Donald Vaison, Zach Braff, Daniel Goodman and Joelle Monique.
Speaker 1: Where are you calling from? Jamie ron Toronto or she
Speaker 1: got her she got her championship T shirt on y'all.
Speaker 1: She's flashing her Toronto Raptors Championship t shirt. Too bad.
Speaker 1: They lost your boy last year when they lost Kawhi Leonard.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you guys still really you got not only
Speaker 1: are you I'm gonna be honest with you. I thought
Speaker 1: you guys were gonna be I thought you guys were
Speaker 1: gonna suck this year. But Pascal Suyakum, Holy shit, he
Speaker 1: can play ball your point guard. What's is Mike Jiminski?
Speaker 1: No it's not Mike Jiminski. I forget his name. He
Speaker 1: has a he has a very unique name. It's like
Speaker 1: Otis bird Song. No it's not Otis bird Song. Anyway,
Speaker 1: he stepped up. He's now averaging sixteen points a game.
Speaker 1: You guys got a little bit of a crew over there.
Speaker 1: Jamie Jamie Donald said that he wanted to live in
Speaker 1: Toronto if he could live anywhere. I know, I love that.
Speaker 1: I was so excited. You should. I love that city. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's my kind of town, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: What's a good What do you have a favorite bar,
Speaker 1: Jamie that Donald and I should go to when we're
Speaker 1: in Toronto in the dot and when we're in the six. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I feel like Toronto food is the best. So okay,
Speaker 1: what's your favorite restaurant we should go to. Is there
Speaker 1: a restaurant you should recommend? Well, that's the thing about Toronto.
Speaker 1: Toronto is so dope because it's not it's not American food.
Speaker 1: It's not americanized. So it's not like, you know, you
Speaker 1: go and get Italian American food, or you go get
Speaker 1: or you go get Ethiopian American food. You actually go
Speaker 1: get food from the culture. So Italian is actually the
Speaker 1: people that are that live in Little Italy aren't necessarily
Speaker 1: from Canada. They're from Italy and have moved too Little
Speaker 1: Italy in Toronto. So everything's very authentic when it comes
Speaker 1: to that sounds good. I just thought Jamie might be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you have to try and such. Like
Speaker 1: imagine she's like, In and Out is an amazing burger.
Speaker 1: Like I say, if you come to Los Angeles, you
Speaker 1: have to try Salts Cure. It's like the best restaurant
Speaker 1: in town. Isn't that that restaurant that you own? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's good that place. They do have a great brunch.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you does have a great brunch. I know, Jamie. Sorry,
Speaker 1: this episode that you just joined has really gone off
Speaker 1: the rails today. It's all over the place, but it
Speaker 1: will always be remembered as a crazy one. Do you
Speaker 1: have a question for Oprah over here? Yes? I do.
Speaker 1: You said that memorizing lines were really difficult for you,
Speaker 1: So I'm wondering when you had to do the episode
Speaker 1: where you were speaking in Spanish, how did that go
Speaker 1: for you. I don't remember, to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: but I imagine I Judy was hanging out around the
Speaker 1: set to make sure I said my lines correctly, if
Speaker 1: I remember correct I remember, I believe that was the case.
Speaker 1: But I didn't have to speak a lot of Spanish.
Speaker 1: I had to speak very little Spanish. I think Turk
Speaker 1: spoke poor Spanish as a matter of fact, didn't he
Speaker 1: or learning it? So he could talk to Carla's brother
Speaker 1: who spoke Spanish, and he kept messing up. Anyway, Well,
Speaker 1: I forgot about your whole a nemesis that was her brother. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep it one hundred which you Jamie. I'm
Speaker 1: sure they fed me lines off camera, and that's how
Speaker 1: I was able to do. Donald's very good at mimicking Jamie,
Speaker 1: so he could, like he can, like mimic things really
Speaker 1: really well. Um, So I'm sure that someone was probably
Speaker 1: just saying it and he was just like copying it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you can listen, if you can make if it's
Speaker 1: going to make my performance better, I have no problems
Speaker 1: with line readings, but if it's not going to make
Speaker 1: my performance better, please don't do it. Yeah. Well, this
Speaker 1: wasn't wouldn't really be a line reading if someone just
Speaker 1: saying repeat after me. Sure if somebody was like saying
Speaker 1: like this, Kay, hold you know what I mean. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, you know what I mean. That's a line reading.
Speaker 1: That was perfect, I said, just like I said it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good job. What else? Do you have another question? Do
Speaker 1: you have a question? Yes? They do. Um, I'm wondering
Speaker 1: because when I would watch it back, I swear my
Speaker 1: thinking was in your voice over. Yeah. I'm wondering, m
Speaker 1: because you haven't really talked about the voice over work,
Speaker 1: So what was that process? Like, that's a good question.
Speaker 1: No one that nobody's ever asked that. By the way, Jamie,
Speaker 1: kudos to you, because after after twenty years of being
Speaker 1: on the show, Dolin, I pretty much know the the
Speaker 1: twenty questions we're gonna get asked, and you have gone
Speaker 1: outside the box. No one has ever asked me the
Speaker 1: voiceover process on set, because we had to time out.
Speaker 1: You know, a lot of times our movement around there
Speaker 1: would be timed out for how long my voiceover was.
Speaker 1: So in the rehearsal, I would read it just so
Speaker 1: everyone could get a sense of its place in the scene.
Speaker 1: And then while we were doing the scene, my stand in,
Speaker 1: whose name was Scott Rabbidou, would would read it. So
Speaker 1: if we're in the middle of a scene and you
Speaker 1: kind of we all had to pause for the voiceover,
Speaker 1: Scott Rabidou would be off camera reading the voiceover, and
Speaker 1: then at a certain point in the week, I'd find
Speaker 1: a time to go down there. They built a sound
Speaker 1: booth studio into the hospital, and I would go down
Speaker 1: into the sound booth and uh and record all my
Speaker 1: voiceovers for the episode. And I'd go into the booth
Speaker 1: and I'd kind of read each one three or four times,
Speaker 1: kind of trying different ways of doing it, trying different
Speaker 1: speeds of doing them. And then that would those are
Speaker 1: what they'd use for editing. Then there were times Bill
Speaker 1: would come, hey, will you come in here. I want
Speaker 1: you to redo this one for this reason, or hey,
Speaker 1: will you come into the edit room, I rewrote this one,
Speaker 1: or hey, you gotta do this one way faster, and
Speaker 1: we'd tweak it as we went along, but just so
Speaker 1: the editors had something to work with, I would go
Speaker 1: in and kind of lay them all down, and that's
Speaker 1: how it was done. Very subtle thing that probably only
Speaker 1: sound engineers would notice is there was a different microphone
Speaker 1: used for the boom mic that was recording the actors
Speaker 1: set versus a sort of more voiceover style microphone for
Speaker 1: the voiceovers, and they always added a tiny bit of
Speaker 1: little reverb, but tiny bill a little echo to the voiceovers,
Speaker 1: so that if it was ever unclear, the audience in
Speaker 1: their head could distinguish between a voiceover and JD really talking,
Speaker 1: which would only happen sometimes if you were like if
Speaker 1: I was off camera, and they'd be like, wait, is
Speaker 1: JD saying that out loud? Or is that a voiceover?
Speaker 1: So they added this little bit of effect onto the
Speaker 1: voiceover that not everyone notices. That's great, Do you have
Speaker 1: another question? We'll give you another one. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: such a good question, Jamie. Now you really you really?
Speaker 1: Uh said the bar high. Um. I guess what is
Speaker 1: this scene that you can remember? That was just so funny,
Speaker 1: you guys could barely get through it. Um singing guy
Speaker 1: love to each other. That was that when when when
Speaker 1: um he holds up his fist and I say, you're
Speaker 1: the only man that's ever been inside of me, and
Speaker 1: you grab my fists. Yeah. And when now he goes,
Speaker 1: who WHOA, I just took out his appendix and II
Speaker 1: and he goes, no, no, no, you go like this,
Speaker 1: You go, oh no, oh no, I feel like we
Speaker 1: should clarify. There's no need to clarify. Oh no, just
Speaker 1: let it grow more and more each day. It's like
Speaker 1: I married my best friend, but in a totally manly way.
Speaker 1: Let's go, I love what I love about the Let's
Speaker 1: go is the Let's go was Let's go to the
Speaker 1: end of the bed and sing the song. Let's go.
Speaker 1: Let's go guy love. Let's go to the Let's walk
Speaker 1: two feet to the right and sing the rest of
Speaker 1: this song. Let's go. It's anyway guy love. Compromise the
Speaker 1: feeling of some other guy guy holding up your heart
Speaker 1: into this guy anywhere there to share through all the lows.
Speaker 1: I'll be there to share the heart, do you dear
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson thing? And when I say I love you Turk.
Speaker 1: It's not what it implies. It's guy love betweet. Dude.
Speaker 1: That sounds like Fantom of the Opera, but that's um. Anyway,
Speaker 1: look at that, Jamie. You got us to sing guy love. Um.
Speaker 1: That was awesome. I wish I could send you get kimbucha,
Speaker 1: but Joel already gave it away. We only get one
Speaker 1: palette a month to give away, Joel, We're gonna need
Speaker 1: more gifts to give to people because you've gotten me
Speaker 1: on this. You know, on real radio shows, you're you're
Speaker 1: in a giving mood right now, dude. Well listen. You know,
Speaker 1: on a real radio show, they're always giving away shit. Here.
Speaker 1: I got two tickets to see Steely Dan whatever it
Speaker 1: is like. I really want to live. I was the
Speaker 1: first show again. In my mind, I want to give
Speaker 1: shit away. Baby Face live at the Palladium doing all
Speaker 1: the hit I'll buy your clothes. Is that a baby
Speaker 1: Face song? I'll pay your rent, I'll make your dinner
Speaker 1: for you as soon as I get home from work out.
Speaker 1: That's the song I'll pay your rent. Dude. Baby Face
Speaker 1: could write songs about anything. He wrote a song called Shoot,
Speaker 1: and the whole song is Shoot, Shoot, Shoot, shoot Batoo,
Speaker 1: Shoot shoot shoot batoo, Shoot shoot shoobe batoo. Mine. Now
Speaker 1: all you got to do is shoot, shoot shoot and
Speaker 1: people like ship was a number one hit. The Ship
Speaker 1: was hunt number one. It was one of Whitney Houston's
Speaker 1: biggest hits. Wait didn't we go to baby Face's house once? Yeah? Remember? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's right? And I remember Halloween party at the freaking
Speaker 1: Whatchard McCall. It at the at the Playboy Mansion, at
Speaker 1: the Playboy Mansion, and we went with uh, we went
Speaker 1: with my old manager, Evan Haney. We went with baby
Speaker 1: Face's wife at the time, right, And we went to
Speaker 1: baby Face's house and we went to I remember us
Speaker 1: walking in and being like, holy, there was a guard gate.
Speaker 1: I remember that house had its own guard gate. It
Speaker 1: looked like I thought that was I thought that was baller.
Speaker 1: I was like, one day I need my own guard gate.
Speaker 1: He but the property was huge. It was like he
Speaker 1: had tennis courts. He had a big ass field. Yeah,
Speaker 1: baby baby Face did well for himself. Yeah. Is he
Speaker 1: still with that that woman who was your manager ex manager? No,
Speaker 1: they broke up. She went half. Her name was Tracy.
Speaker 1: She probably got the guard gates. She probably got the
Speaker 1: guard Gate. She's she's done very well for herself. She's
Speaker 1: a very she's a movie producer. She's she's uh, she's
Speaker 1: she's managed. Anyway, I've seen the house that Shoop Shoop
Speaker 1: shoop Shoop got and it was dope. Well, I think
Speaker 1: that's the I think that was the one that Boys
Speaker 1: to Men got him, because you know, baby Face wrote, uh,
Speaker 1: he wrote end of the road. Still I can't let no.
Speaker 1: It's so nice you be along to me. I made
Speaker 1: along to you who. I feel like I could have
Speaker 1: been in Boys to Men? No, No, I could have
Speaker 1: been no, because I can sing falsetto really well. I
Speaker 1: could have been the guy who always do was falsetto
Speaker 1: and up bloop. I don't think you the guy who
Speaker 1: always things falsetto. Do You remember that time we met
Speaker 1: Neo who's Neo? Oh? No, you're breaking my heart now, man,
Speaker 1: is he someone in Boys to Men? No, he's not
Speaker 1: someone in Boys to Men. But we were in Vegas.
Speaker 1: Now at that time, Patrick came to Vegas to meet us.
Speaker 1: In Vegas and his wife threw up all over the
Speaker 1: place and they had to leave in the middle of
Speaker 1: the Yeah, in the middle of the show, right, and
Speaker 1: but we introduced Neo. Yeah, I don't know who it is.
Speaker 1: I don't we introduced him. I don't know his music.
Speaker 1: He wrote so sick of love songs, so sad and slow.
Speaker 1: I know that. Can I turn off the radio? I
Speaker 1: remember that we were at this club and they said,
Speaker 1: would you guys want to come introduce Neo? And at
Speaker 1: first we were like no, no, no, thank you. We're
Speaker 1: just here to have fun. But wait, that's first sweet
Speaker 1: of you ask thank you. Then we got hammered and
Speaker 1: they were like, do you want to introduce Neil? We
Speaker 1: were like, yes, okay, we do. We're like on stage
Speaker 1: being like yeah, on stage and we jumped on the
Speaker 1: plane there we were strippers. There was a stripper boll
Speaker 1: and we were like sliding around the pole and then
Speaker 1: we were like and I was like my head, I
Speaker 1: had no idea who Neio was, but I'm like, yore
Speaker 1: ready for Yeah, he sings He's you know he sings
Speaker 1: that song with pit Bull? Uh, what's the big song?
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Excuse me? I might dad da dad da
Speaker 1: dad dad shot tonight and might not see it tomorrow
Speaker 1: tonight on bare for you tonight, dath you be my nine,
Speaker 1: that one be my natzie tomorrow. Let's do it tonight.
Speaker 1: Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Joel looks like
Speaker 1: she's about to light a lighter and hold it in
Speaker 1: the sky around here. Let's do it tonight. Okay, Donald,
Speaker 1: you should put out an album. I am. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put out greatest hits, and it's only gonna be the
Speaker 1: first five lines of every song that I know. I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm not lying. If I wasn't your best
Speaker 1: friend and just knew you, I would buy the Donald
Speaker 1: Faizon Cover Tracks album, but it'd only be five lines.
Speaker 1: We'll be like tonight, I'm gonna laugh for you tonight. Oh. There,
Speaker 1: we've come to the eat. Blame it on a night.
Speaker 1: Oh when you are be hearing my arms something like that,
Speaker 1: you're gonna need a nap after this episode. I know, man,
Speaker 1: this is what I mean, y'all. He goes hard and
Speaker 1: then he's gonna get woozy and need a nap. I'm woozy.
Speaker 1: Questions that would be a good by the way, that
Speaker 1: would be another one that would be a good uh,
Speaker 1: that would be a good notification. I'm woozy. I'm woozy Yo,
Speaker 1: another one, another one, I'm woozy. I would I would
Speaker 1: so love my notification whenever I got a text to
Speaker 1: be like, am woozy? Jamie. We loved having you on
Speaker 1: our Jamie. Um, it was a pleasure, Jamie. You really
Speaker 1: represent in Toronto and Canada. Well, um, she's from the
Speaker 1: t dot. Give it up for the t dot, y'all.
Speaker 1: And thank you for State. Oh, thank you Jamie's representing.
Speaker 1: She holding up her Garden State DVD. Thank you, Jamie.
Speaker 1: That's a good movie. Donald was almost in it, but
Speaker 1: he didn't read it. Um, as many of you know,
Speaker 1: he couldn't find time to read it. Well, listen, I
Speaker 1: have seen the movie several times now to make up
Speaker 1: for it. I've seen the movie several times. Did you know, Jamie.
Speaker 1: I once flew to London to watch Zach perform in
Speaker 1: a play. Yes, the Duke of York's theater in the
Speaker 1: West End. Yeah, I paid my own ticket money. Oh
Speaker 1: that was nice for you to fly to London and
Speaker 1: watch Brad Dude. I feel like we did the show off.
Speaker 1: I know we did, but this episode was I'm sorry
Speaker 1: to the audience. I we we We started eleven I
Speaker 1: had a red bull. I can't. Donald must be drinking.
Speaker 1: I'm not drinking. I am, I am, I am on
Speaker 1: my on my Joe Rogan pill though. Oh god. And
Speaker 1: I want you to know something that, Um, if this
Speaker 1: episode is eleven minutes long, it's because we had to
Speaker 1: edit a lot of shit out of it. So I apologize. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we talked about a lot of things that we want
Speaker 1: to to hear, but we're just a shame. We're not
Speaker 1: a shame, but we're scared that you're going to shame
Speaker 1: us for it. Yeah, and that's the last thing anybody
Speaker 1: ever knows. She don't want to be shamed. So if
Speaker 1: you're wondering yourself, Hey, I'm about to go on a jog.
Speaker 1: Why is this episode eleven minutes long? It's because Donald
Speaker 1: needed to be censored at the end of the run.
Speaker 1: I could be in that band, dude, I feel dude.
Speaker 1: I would love to have seen boys Tome in it.
Speaker 1: Would imagine the four of them and then you see
Speaker 1: them well I did, Charlie. Remember that's how we met, absolutely,
Speaker 1: but I would that's not how you met. But I
Speaker 1: would love to have seen you being the Boys the
Speaker 1: Men band back in the day. It's like that one
Speaker 1: black guy that's in all the white bands. You know,
Speaker 1: there's the white band to make it so that it works,
Speaker 1: just so we can have it so that not only
Speaker 1: white people listen to our music. Let's put a let's
Speaker 1: put a brother in the band. Just you remember that
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy sketch where he was the fifth Beatle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she loves you, She loves you, man, she's got a
Speaker 1: ticket to ride. Was she got a ticket to ride?
Speaker 1: And the bitch don't care. Man. If you guys ever
Speaker 1: seen my man, if if you never seen in the
Speaker 1: sketch where Eddie Murphy was the fifth Beatle on SNL,
Speaker 1: please go watch it. That'sh it's hilarious. That's one of
Speaker 1: the funny. That's that he had some funny. Listen. I
Speaker 1: wish I could be friends with Eddie Murphy Donald. Can
Speaker 1: that happen? Why can't he be our friend? If I
Speaker 1: could put him in a movie, if I could, if
Speaker 1: I could just get to work with him as a
Speaker 1: as a as a director, actor, that's how it would
Speaker 1: be friends with him. That's what you do. That's not
Speaker 1: really a part form, No, it's not really a part
Speaker 1: For Eddie and this new one I am writing, by
Speaker 1: the way, I just wrote before this podcast, a letter
Speaker 1: to a Thespian who I would love to be in
Speaker 1: my movie. Who's one of your favorites. That's all I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say. I can't I can't say more, but I'm
Speaker 1: going to off the air tell you. Don't guess, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna off the air tell you who it is.
Speaker 1: And I hope this is I'm putting out into the universe. Now,
Speaker 1: you fans, you listeners, you friends of ours will be
Speaker 1: the first to know if he says yes, Leo, No,
Speaker 1: it's not Leo, although everybody knows about your Leo Crutch buddy.
Speaker 1: It's okay, Leo. Man, I know, I come on, man,
Speaker 1: there's nobody better. I feel like you want to I
Speaker 1: feel like you want to hide the people with Leo. No. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want to come on man. I think I think,
Speaker 1: come on, man. No, the dude's fucking amazing. Though I
Speaker 1: know he's amazing, but you're talking about him a lot.
Speaker 1: It's like you're trying to play hide the people there
Speaker 1: are still trying to do. Try Are you trying to doc? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to doc. If you had to doc,
Speaker 1: would you would you dok leo if someone put a
Speaker 1: gun to your head. It's like talk someone now a
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Speaker 1: we made about a bunch of docs and nurses and Channa,
Speaker 1: who I said, here's the stories. Never should know. So
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