Speaker 1: How you do when you look sweaty? Why are you sweaty?
Speaker 1: So I worked out today right before the right before
Speaker 1: we started recording, I jumped on. Like most people in
Speaker 1: the world, I bought a Peloton bike. Well not most people,
Speaker 1: people that can afford an expensive Peloton. Well, according to
Speaker 1: the stock market, which is failing right now, Peloton is
Speaker 1: the one product that is succeeding in these troubling times.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, so so yeah, because no one can go
Speaker 1: to the gym and it's like a subscription thing. So
Speaker 1: a bunch of people, a bunch of people have bought
Speaker 1: Peloton bikes and I am now riding with you know
Speaker 1: those people. How long you go for? I did a
Speaker 1: thirty minute class just now. But this dude kicked my ask.
Speaker 1: You know, the last time I did it, I had
Speaker 1: a you know, I tried to pick a you know,
Speaker 1: we talked about this. I don't have to dance around
Speaker 1: your words. You tried to pick a hot chick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do have to dance around my words. I am,
Speaker 1: I am. I'm sure your wife knows that you tried
Speaker 1: to pick a hot shick. She does know, she well,
Speaker 1: she picked it. I kind of tricked her into picking it,
Speaker 1: and then we're like. She was like, she was like,
Speaker 1: what do you want? Like, I don't know. I prefer
Speaker 1: someone that looks a little bit like her, right, And
Speaker 1: so I complained after the workout about how the person
Speaker 1: talked too much and you know the stuff you do
Speaker 1: when you want to deflect, and uh, my wife was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'll pick someone for you this time. So she picked
Speaker 1: this dude who was like a dude and was very
Speaker 1: commanding and everything like that and demanding. Was that better
Speaker 1: for you? Was it a better workout? It was a
Speaker 1: better workout for me? But then I started thinking to myself, well,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm playing this role wrong in my relationship with
Speaker 1: my wife. She picked the dude that's like, now, get
Speaker 1: on the bike, pedal faster, goddamnit. But maybe that's hard,
Speaker 1: pedal harder, motherfucker. Maybe that's what you need. Maybe I
Speaker 1: need to swim jump my style instead of being the
Speaker 1: passive you know gentle, you know, sensitive guy, you know
Speaker 1: the guy who loves uh puppy dogs and and moonbeams,
Speaker 1: ready to be that motherfucker. Now you're saying, well, I
Speaker 1: think that's probably good for you. I I gotta admit
Speaker 1: I don't have a peloton bike. But if I got one,
Speaker 1: I think I would probably pick the pretty attractive girl
Speaker 1: to to yell at me. I'm never gonna pick the
Speaker 1: pretty attractive girl again. I'm I'm sure there's probably a
Speaker 1: pretty attractive girl who'll scream at you if you want.
Speaker 1: But what you're saying is you got better results from
Speaker 1: the dude who was like, pedal, motherfucker, pedal right now,
Speaker 1: God damn it, you ain't pedaling hard enough right For me,
Speaker 1: it's all about the music. If I if the music
Speaker 1: is good. If I like the music, I I go
Speaker 1: to a spin class and I will go so hard.
Speaker 1: But I can't get into it when it's like when
Speaker 1: it's music I don't like. I hate. I know, I
Speaker 1: totally understand. I hate. I hate getting on a bike
Speaker 1: and having to listen to listen to something that I'm
Speaker 1: not in the mood to here. So did the angry
Speaker 1: guy have good music? It was straight up hip hop?
Speaker 1: It's perfect for you. You love that it was straight
Speaker 1: up hip hop and it was good hip hop too.
Speaker 1: D MX Little Wayne, old school little Wayne. See that's perfect. See.
Speaker 1: I think I think that's the key. Obviously, you want
Speaker 1: someone who's gonna push you and be like, come on,
Speaker 1: you whimp. You got this. But I think I call
Speaker 1: me a whim. You can call me a motherfucker, but
Speaker 1: don't call me a whimp. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You'd rather be called motherfucker than whimp? Yeah? Absolutely, well,
Speaker 1: I gotta write that down. I am learning new things
Speaker 1: about you on this from here on out, from here
Speaker 1: on out, if you want to, if you want me
Speaker 1: to respond in a way that it's positive. Hey, motherfucker,
Speaker 1: what's up? Do you want to count us into the
Speaker 1: theme song as that guy? All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: God damn it, don't get ready for this six seven
Speaker 1: eight fuckers. Here's some stories about shore we made about
Speaker 1: a bunch of nurses and stories around here. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry everyone. I think that Donald has lost his
Speaker 1: damn quarantine. Mind tell him what else you bought for
Speaker 1: your kids? You said you sent me a video. And
Speaker 1: first of all, Donald's like, I'm running you know, he
Speaker 1: doesn't have a pool at his house. He's like, I'm
Speaker 1: running out of things for my kids to do. They're
Speaker 1: going crazy. I got this, uh this water thing from
Speaker 1: them in the backyard. I pictured a kiddie pool. You
Speaker 1: bought like a fucking you bought like a fucking water park,
Speaker 1: an inflatable water park. I bought an inflatable water park,
Speaker 1: and we set it up, and I sincerely thought that
Speaker 1: these kids, like most kids, were going to spend the
Speaker 1: whole day in the water park. How fast are they
Speaker 1: over it? They were over written forty five minutes. And
Speaker 1: we spent so much money on this thing, dude, it
Speaker 1: is like this morning was like I got ready for
Speaker 1: the water park and they were like, I'm good. Describe
Speaker 1: it to people. It's it's the size of like three cars. No,
Speaker 1: it's about the size of a nice big gass pickup truck,
Speaker 1: like a big and like a ford, you know, like
Speaker 1: the big ship, you know, and it's huge. And also
Speaker 1: our backyard isn't grass, it's fake grass. Problem is underneath that.
Speaker 1: It's just hard. And so it says, you know, you
Speaker 1: climb up this big gas ladder about ten feet up
Speaker 1: and then you slide down the slide into the pool
Speaker 1: at the bottom and they're sliding onto concrete. Now, granted,
Speaker 1: we did worse than that when we were kids, but
Speaker 1: to watch my wife panic and lose her ship, it
Speaker 1: was a funny thing. On every time the kid climbed up.
Speaker 1: Every time the kids slid down, she was like, I
Speaker 1: gotta go inside. I'm I'm I'm gonna have a heart
Speaker 1: attack out here. And so you have a slipping slide
Speaker 1: when you're a kid, I mean, we used to slip
Speaker 1: and slide on concrete though, you know what I meant
Speaker 1: the city in the city. So I grew up in
Speaker 1: a building that had a big gas playground in the middle,
Speaker 1: like most buildings and Manhattan when you live in tall buildings,
Speaker 1: and they had and and and and you know, if
Speaker 1: somebody bought a slipping slide, we put it down on
Speaker 1: the concrete on the paground, so dangerous. If you catch
Speaker 1: it right, it's it's fine. But if you don't catch
Speaker 1: it right, yeah, you gotta hit your head on the
Speaker 1: I don't remember a slipping slide ever being fun, Like
Speaker 1: there was so much fun in setting it up and
Speaker 1: then you'd go down at once and you'd be like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: that depends on it, right. If you don't know how
Speaker 1: to slide, it hurts like it hurts. I wonder if
Speaker 1: they still sell slipping sides, because there's so there's gonna
Speaker 1: be like lawsuits. They've even padded them now, so a
Speaker 1: slipping slide is now padded so that we're running, jump
Speaker 1: and dive. You can. You got a little bit of
Speaker 1: a bound these kids today, Donald, they need to slipping slides.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid ourselves, I remember setting it
Speaker 1: up on the lawn and my stepfather had just spent
Speaker 1: a fortune. You re sadding the lawn. And he came
Speaker 1: home and he was like, what the did you do?
Speaker 1: And I was like, we're slipping slided and he's like,
Speaker 1: the law all trash the money he had just a fortune,
Speaker 1: reshot it like it would look like beautiful dream law.
Speaker 1: You know how like you know some people are about
Speaker 1: their similar similar to how you were when my wedding
Speaker 1: was over. Yeah, you trashed my one law. But you
Speaker 1: know what, it was all in the name of love.
Speaker 1: I'll do anything for you. You and your you and
Speaker 1: your family can trash my lawn. And any day you
Speaker 1: put down a dance floor, yea, not on the lawn, no, no,
Speaker 1: but on on an area. It was a botchy court,
Speaker 1: but now it's a garden. But you put down a
Speaker 1: full I mean I was. I was shocked with the
Speaker 1: effort that went into that. It looked beautiful, and I
Speaker 1: was for a minute. I was like, we should keep it,
Speaker 1: and then people were like, well, it's not really meant
Speaker 1: to be permanent. It's like not like you know what,
Speaker 1: have a greenhouse without any grains in it? Pretty much? No,
Speaker 1: I mean anyan. The tend they tended it because there
Speaker 1: was where there was going to rain. But like that,
Speaker 1: they had put down this beautiful flooring for your wedding
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, maybe I should
Speaker 1: keep that. And then as someone told me like, no,
Speaker 1: it's it's meant it's not weather proof. It's meant to
Speaker 1: be like you know, last a weekend. So h so
Speaker 1: we we took it down. But god, your wedding was
Speaker 1: really beautiful. I gotta say, well, dude, thank you very
Speaker 1: much for for helping us out there. Man, you the
Speaker 1: cost of the wedding dropped dramatically when you said you
Speaker 1: could do it in my backyard. Well, I was so
Speaker 1: happy to be able to do that for you. And
Speaker 1: it was a beautiful ceremony and I'll never forget it.
Speaker 1: It was the way you guys did, the designer of it,
Speaker 1: the whoever did all the decor and everything. It was
Speaker 1: like almost like a farm like a farm vibes, you know,
Speaker 1: like farm tables. It was. We tried to make it
Speaker 1: country meats soul. Yeah, country meat. So I remember there
Speaker 1: was a gospel There was a lot of music. There
Speaker 1: was a gospel choir. What did they saying. They sang
Speaker 1: a song from Esame Street? Know, they sang a song
Speaker 1: from the Muppets. Everything is great, Everything is grand. I
Speaker 1: got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand.
Speaker 1: Everything is perfect. It's falling into place. I can't seem
Speaker 1: the wipe this smile off my face. Life's a happy
Speaker 1: song when there's someone by my side to sing along.
Speaker 1: That's so beautiful. How did you guys picked that? I mean,
Speaker 1: I never heard anyone I picked. I picked that song.
Speaker 1: So the new Muppet movie had come out. I guess
Speaker 1: it had been out, I guess. But the music from
Speaker 1: that movie obviously is amazing. It won an Oscar. But
Speaker 1: that song is the I believe it's the first song
Speaker 1: of the movie, and so it's the number one number
Speaker 1: and Muppet songs are always dope. The Rainbow Connection, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, I've never heard that song. And just just
Speaker 1: so people can picture it, I had told all my
Speaker 1: neighbors like, we're gonna have a big gas wedding, and uh,
Speaker 1: I sent them like little gift baskets, and I sent
Speaker 1: them a letter saying, hey, it's gonna be loud. We'll
Speaker 1: be done by midnight. You know, I hope everybody's cool,
Speaker 1: but I was anxious because you know, my neighborhood is
Speaker 1: is the sound bounces around, so everyone was. Everyone was
Speaker 1: coming to this wedding, whether they wanted to or not.
Speaker 1: And and so it's all set up and it's all
Speaker 1: quiet and of this, and then the gospel choir comes
Speaker 1: and it's time for that moment and they turned just
Speaker 1: me walking out for that, right, so they turned but
Speaker 1: they but they turned on the mics. And I had
Speaker 1: never in my mind imagine it was gonna be this loud.
Speaker 1: And granted it was beautiful and amazing, but as the
Speaker 1: neurotic homeowner, I was like, oh, ship, these people are
Speaker 1: gonna be so pissed. But maybe they weren't, because it's amazing.
Speaker 1: We weren't. I guess they were. They acquire was like
Speaker 1: six people. I don't know if it's six people, but
Speaker 1: they were. But anyway, this this amazing gospel group sang
Speaker 1: that song and it just it just reverberate. It was beautiful.
Speaker 1: It bounced everywhere all over the whole neighborhood. And I
Speaker 1: was like, this is I was. I just it was
Speaker 1: magical and I got tears in my eyes. I got
Speaker 1: to ask my wife what the name of the band was,
Speaker 1: the name of the group was. But also they when
Speaker 1: she came down the owl, I can't sing this song
Speaker 1: for anything because Beyonce sings it, But you can sing
Speaker 1: better than Bey. Oh my god. You should have seen
Speaker 1: Joel's face. Everybody Joel made a face like how dare you, sir?
Speaker 1: Gotta be out your mind. Joel's face was like I
Speaker 1: will not Joel's Joel's face was like I will not
Speaker 1: be a part of this podcast. Yeah, it's funny. It's
Speaker 1: just like the character Joe when Eddie Murphy makes fun
Speaker 1: of Stevie one day and the dude comes to Eddie Stevie.
Speaker 1: Step one is a musical changes Scott n You can't
Speaker 1: joke about Beyonce. You cannot. You can't even say jokingly.
Speaker 1: Donald face on things better than people like Joel like
Speaker 1: lose their breath. That's about we lost about listeners just
Speaker 1: now alone. Yeah, people were like, I love the podcast,
Speaker 1: but it seems Donald Face on six better Beyonce Funck y'all,
Speaker 1: she's a queen and fun Donald is she or Queen Joel?
Speaker 1: She is? Listen. She is the hottest checkout right now.
Speaker 1: Just released a new one, Megan the Stallion. I believe
Speaker 1: that the track was dope before Beyonce elevated it, just
Speaker 1: like that Ed Sharon record got elevated after Beyonce got
Speaker 1: on it. Dude, Yeah, no doubt, no doubt. Beyonce. Beyonce
Speaker 1: be lacing people. Man, I'm telling you right now, there
Speaker 1: are people that I have songs and the song will
Speaker 1: be really good, and then she sings a verse on it,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, the song is a top
Speaker 1: five on the Billboard charts. Man, like that Ed Sharon
Speaker 1: song was dope, and it was. It was already on
Speaker 1: the Billboard charts for a long time, and then she
Speaker 1: sang on it and it's and and it broke even
Speaker 1: more records thanks to her. Man. I met her once,
Speaker 1: you know, so did I, and you were like good.
Speaker 1: I met her once, well, I met her several times together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were and you were like, that's Beyonce. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's not Beyonce would be what are you talking about it?
Speaker 1: At that restaurant bar no name in Hollywood, No, no,
Speaker 1: no Beyonce. Way before that, we went out one night
Speaker 1: to apport please respect my father and call her Beyonce.
Speaker 1: I don't, yes, Beyonce. We went out. We went something else.
Speaker 1: We went out to h Ferrari party or something like that.
Speaker 1: You me raiding and Carrie Brothers, and Beyonce was there
Speaker 1: with somebody. This is well before HOVA, well before all
Speaker 1: of that. This is early on in scrub. Yeah. And uh,
Speaker 1: I remember you guys being like, go say hi to her,
Speaker 1: and I was like, get the funk out of here.
Speaker 1: That's Beyonce, dude. And this is before she even had
Speaker 1: the solo record or anything like that. She was still
Speaker 1: with Destinies Child, and I was still like, Joe, I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm you know what if I say hi? And she
Speaker 1: said to get the funk out of here. And so
Speaker 1: finally she looked at me. Maybe she was single, dude.
Speaker 1: Finally she looked at me and she goes hi and
Speaker 1: gives me to look like motherfucker, say hi, dude, oh ship,
Speaker 1: We're the only black people at this party. That was
Speaker 1: the look the look was really only black people. What
Speaker 1: are you doing? And I was like, oh, sh my bad, Hey,
Speaker 1: how you doing? I don't for that, that's funny long
Speaker 1: So you just said hi, and I just said hi,
Speaker 1: and I walked and we walked away. Listen, man, I
Speaker 1: played myself to so many of these lovely ladies in
Speaker 1: Hollywood that I decided I will never do that again.
Speaker 1: Like I played myself ever you saw hard, I went
Speaker 1: after Casey. I've I've I've done things that are so
Speaker 1: stupid that I was like, what was I thinking When
Speaker 1: I look back at it? Now you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You mean like you should have taken your shot. No,
Speaker 1: like I shouldn't have taken a shot at all, because
Speaker 1: I sounded like an idiot. I did take my shot.
Speaker 1: We all have those flinch moments where you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: that was right. But I was in a restaurant bar
Speaker 1: called No Name that since closed um run by my
Speaker 1: friend Brian ling Um on Fairfax In in Hollywood, and
Speaker 1: it was like a cool restaurant bar, and upstairs, on
Speaker 1: like a mezzanine, there was a private area where you
Speaker 1: could have a private dinner party or you could have
Speaker 1: a small cocktail party. And if you went past that room,
Speaker 1: there was a another room. So we were headed to
Speaker 1: that room, he and I and somebody else and I
Speaker 1: cam up the stairs and I come around the corner
Speaker 1: and they're just seated alone at this private table was
Speaker 1: Beyonce and jay Z. And they looked up and they
Speaker 1: stared at me, and I stared back at them, and
Speaker 1: they had big smiles in their faces, like saying hi.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I was in pull shocked. I
Speaker 1: really was. I froze. And that's that's royalty, man. They
Speaker 1: got that. They got that glow man, they got that
Speaker 1: Bruce Leroy. But it was also like you come, you
Speaker 1: come around a bend and you're not expecting to see
Speaker 1: like there's no one else in the room. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was just Beyonce and jay Z having private dinner.
Speaker 1: And I was like, and I just walked in like
Speaker 1: of course, I said, oh, I SA, I'm so sorry
Speaker 1: interrupt high got high and they were like, hey, how
Speaker 1: are you? And I said, I'm good, um uh, you
Speaker 1: guys are awesome. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna keep moving.
Speaker 1: You know. They were very sweet. They obviously smiled and
Speaker 1: laughed at me because I was like a nervous wreck
Speaker 1: played my stuff so many times. With jay Z, it's ridiculous,
Speaker 1: Like he come on in. Like there's certain people on
Speaker 1: my list of people that I think carb you know
Speaker 1: the shiz, and he's one of them. Him, Michael Jordan's
Speaker 1: you know, Denzel Washington, Harrison Ford, you know, Billy Billy
Speaker 1: d Williams. When it comes to athletes, I have a
Speaker 1: lot of athletes on my list, but no, I don't
Speaker 1: have a lot of rappers on my list where I
Speaker 1: see them and I'm like, holy shit. I used to
Speaker 1: be like that, but then I grew out of that phase.
Speaker 1: If there was one athlete you could meet and not
Speaker 1: just me. If this one athlete, that would be like Donald,
Speaker 1: let's go get a drink. I want to get to
Speaker 1: know you better. What would it be, Oh Man, Well
Speaker 1: he's no longer with us. But that's Kobe Bryant. That's
Speaker 1: an easy one. I met Michael Jordan once and that
Speaker 1: was cool, and I met Kobe several times. But there
Speaker 1: was something special about Kobe Bryant that was like, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, and Michael Jordan too. Uh. But you know,
Speaker 1: when I first moved out to l A Kobe Bryant
Speaker 1: was just getting you know, he just arrived and uh
Speaker 1: I got to meet him way before he played basketball
Speaker 1: and stuff, and before he played basketball. So l A
Speaker 1: is a small town. We act like it's a huge
Speaker 1: Hollywood is huge and stuff like that. But you run
Speaker 1: into people in l A. And one of my friends
Speaker 1: was not dating Shaya Brian, but was hanging out with
Speaker 1: Shaya Brian. And so Shaya would come over to my
Speaker 1: apartment like all the time, and we would you know,
Speaker 1: hang out and you know, go to the movies or
Speaker 1: go to Magic Mountain stuff like that. And one day
Speaker 1: she comes over. We're going to Magic Mountain and she
Speaker 1: comes over and she's like, Yo, my brother's outside. He
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. And I was like, oh, Ship,
Speaker 1: why did your brother want to talk to me? But
Speaker 1: he wasn't famous yet, No everybody knewho Kobe Bryant was.
Speaker 1: At this point, he had taken Brandy to the prom,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And uh, I'm like, oh man,
Speaker 1: oh wow, okay. So I go outside and he had
Speaker 1: broken his arm playing basketball at the beach at Venice Beach,
Speaker 1: at the courts on Venice Beach, right, So he had
Speaker 1: the cast on. Remember when he broke his arm. I
Speaker 1: remember thinking, come on, man, you've got this contract coming up.
Speaker 1: What are you doing playing basketball at Venice Beach? That
Speaker 1: was what my thought was. When I saw him with
Speaker 1: the cast I was like, oh, shoot he got the
Speaker 1: cast on. Yo, Like it was because you heard about it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I heard about it. But I was like, yo, he
Speaker 1: got like the cat. Did you think he was gonna
Speaker 1: let you sign it? No? No, no, but but I did.
Speaker 1: But I definitely thought. I was like, this dude's about
Speaker 1: to tell me, you know, I better respect his sister
Speaker 1: and all of that stuff. And there was nothing going
Speaker 1: on with me and his sister. So I go outside
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, man, how are you doing. I
Speaker 1: just wanted to meet you. You know you're going to
Speaker 1: Magic Mond with my sister. I just wanted to meet
Speaker 1: you to make sure you know, was looking for our
Speaker 1: for a sister, right, That's story. Yeah, But I ran
Speaker 1: it to him several times after that. But I just
Speaker 1: when I first moved to l A, Kobe Bryant was
Speaker 1: in l A. Also. That's so tragic. I keep it's like,
Speaker 1: it's unbelievable. I just want you all to know, man.
Speaker 1: I loved Kobe Bryant like I loved Kobe Bryant. I
Speaker 1: named my kid Kobe. I know, I know, and just
Speaker 1: you know, God, I see the lovel There's all these
Speaker 1: amazing murals all over town. I'm sure you've seen him.
Speaker 1: He was one of the most beloved people in the country,
Speaker 1: probably the world world. Should we we switched tones again
Speaker 1: of the episode, let's do it? We you know this
Speaker 1: is an episode with It was directed by Mark Bucklin,
Speaker 1: written by Mark Stegman. Yeah, two marks to Marks uh
Speaker 1: my blind date. Yes. Mark Stegman is great writer, great friends.
Speaker 1: I believe he went to write on Community after US
Speaker 1: and um some other shows and Mark Bucklin. I really
Speaker 1: think Mark Buckland, I'm gonna say it now in nine
Speaker 1: years one of by far one of our top directors.
Speaker 1: Well that's easy. This episode is is not to not
Speaker 1: to say as a director, but as a director, this
Speaker 1: episode is incredibly directed, well well well directed that it
Speaker 1: really makes I know we're gonna get to it. But
Speaker 1: because it it's a really cool wonner. For those of
Speaker 1: you who don't know what a one or is, it's
Speaker 1: when the camera never cuts so there's no edit. It's
Speaker 1: a long one shot that moves around, involves lots of choreography,
Speaker 1: and it often takes a lot of times to get
Speaker 1: it right. Um and uh, it's just done really well.
Speaker 1: But this episode is amazing. I really want to say.
Speaker 1: You know, the thing about TV directing is these guys
Speaker 1: and gals who do this. You come in, you you
Speaker 1: have to execute your vision, but in the tone of
Speaker 1: the style that's been established by the showrunner and by
Speaker 1: whoever directed the pilot. In this case, Adam Burnstein, the
Speaker 1: showrunner and the pilot director sort of set this is
Speaker 1: the look of this show. It has this vibe. The
Speaker 1: camera can move like this, this is this is the
Speaker 1: sort of tools you can use, and that now you
Speaker 1: go do it. So for a director to stand out,
Speaker 1: it's it's tricky. You got how how you can put
Speaker 1: your own stamp on it, because otherwise it's just kind
Speaker 1: of like, Okay, I'm here to execute someone else's someone
Speaker 1: else's vision. But but someone like Mark Buckland with his
Speaker 1: level of talent, really does stand out you. I was
Speaker 1: watching this before I even knew that it was Mark.
Speaker 1: I was watching going, Oh, someone good directed this. I
Speaker 1: can tell already. There's just a he finds a way
Speaker 1: to put his own stamp on it, and I I
Speaker 1: looked it up because I haven't seen market years. Also
Speaker 1: a really good card magician, if you remember that. Donald
Speaker 1: also very great ping pong player. Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 1: But during the downtime he would do these insane card tricks.
Speaker 1: He was one of those guys. Um he's on. He's
Speaker 1: doing a show called He produces and directs a show
Speaker 1: called Stumptown Show. Do you watch it? It's on the
Speaker 1: ABC lineup with the new ABC lineup? Koby Koby smolders, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: as you know, I do a television show for ABC
Speaker 1: called Emergence. Emergence, Yes, And when are we finding out
Speaker 1: if we're getting a season two? We have no idea.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if Stumptown knows if they're getting
Speaker 1: a season two yet or uh or and if they do,
Speaker 1: then probably we didn't get it. But all I know
Speaker 1: when when when does ABC tell you that I have
Speaker 1: telling you things are different right now? Man, life is
Speaker 1: friend right now. Nothing is the same. I'm supposed to
Speaker 1: find out we were supposed to find like up Fronts
Speaker 1: is the fourteenth or something like that. We should be
Speaker 1: finding out soon, But I don't know will you be
Speaker 1: doling out drunken noogies at this year's upfront. I've learned
Speaker 1: my lesson. I did, I know, you know what last year,
Speaker 1: I did crash the NBC Upfront. I did crash that
Speaker 1: and that was a lot of fun, uh to to
Speaker 1: do anyway, um, Mark Buckland. Also just to finish my
Speaker 1: Mark Buckland research one and any for directing the pilot
Speaker 1: of My Name is earl oh nice. Yeah. So he's
Speaker 1: a very talented fellow, very very very and I just
Speaker 1: wanted to say that that, uh that I really notice
Speaker 1: how how good he is. So this episode has a
Speaker 1: lot of good stuff in it. Man, this is a
Speaker 1: good one. M this was a great one. I laughed aloud.
Speaker 1: I laughed out loud that none none harder than Kelso.
Speaker 1: When Kelso go she goes dr Kelso, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to sue the hospital, and he goes oh and then
Speaker 1: just walked up he leaves. Elizabeth Bogush was a guest star.
Speaker 1: Didn't arc really talented m gal and she this was
Speaker 1: JD's first first Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say that,
Speaker 1: and I was just going through the rest of season one.
Speaker 1: I think she's the only I could be wrong. So
Speaker 1: sorry if you know better than I do. But she's
Speaker 1: the only love interest before Sarah and I start a relationship. Really, really, Joel,
Speaker 1: isn't that what happens? Uh? I'm not aware. I haven't
Speaker 1: gone forward what Joel might know or she can look
Speaker 1: it up. But I think what happens is there's three
Speaker 1: episodes with Liz Bogish and then uh, and then Elliott
Speaker 1: and I start our our our our thing. I think
Speaker 1: that's what. Okay, good, see, I was right Donald. I
Speaker 1: did my research. I did a lot of research for
Speaker 1: this episode. I want the fans to know I did.
Speaker 1: I got trivia. Do you want to know the trivia?
Speaker 1: Right to start off? The right off? The bat is
Speaker 1: a good one? Go for yours? So so, so Cox
Speaker 1: is trying to get his his perfect game. All right,
Speaker 1: I gotta ask you a question before you do the trivia? Then,
Speaker 1: did you know what the perfect game was before we
Speaker 1: started doing before or the show? I know what a
Speaker 1: perfect picture game is? Yeah, I know it's happened my brothers.
Speaker 1: My brother is a baseball fanatic. My father was a
Speaker 1: baseball fanatic. So I know some things. And you don't
Speaker 1: talk to the picture. Well, now that I didn't know,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to talk to you about that, because,
Speaker 1: first of all, how the fund does j D know that?
Speaker 1: I mean, j D doesn't know anything about sports. We
Speaker 1: hammer a home in every episode, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: j D's whispering like you know stuff about never you
Speaker 1: know that you'll talk to the picture during a game,
Speaker 1: So tell me about this real quick. This is the thing.
Speaker 1: If the picture is doing really well in a game,
Speaker 1: you don't talk to him like in the in the
Speaker 1: in the dug them. Yeah, you don't. You leave him alone.
Speaker 1: You don't say anything to him and let him. You
Speaker 1: don't even give him a butt tap. No, you don't say. Look,
Speaker 1: you don't want to be the reason that his rhythm
Speaker 1: all of a sudden falls off. But what if I'm
Speaker 1: throwing a perfect game and I'm like holy in my head,
Speaker 1: I'm like I'm killing this, and then I go into
Speaker 1: the dugout and I get no butt taps and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: why are they tapping my butt? And then I started
Speaker 1: and then I started spiraling no butt taps. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: suck it up now and then, and it'd be your
Speaker 1: fault that you funked it up, not their fault because
Speaker 1: so they ignore tap you on the button, you'll and
Speaker 1: then you don't have a perfect game. You could be like, well,
Speaker 1: then why do you tap me on? I see so so,
Speaker 1: so that's the thing. You just ice him. You don't
Speaker 1: talk to him. You let that person do what they
Speaker 1: gotta do to get that. To see that, I didn't
Speaker 1: know that. I didn't know, And I find it hilarious
Speaker 1: that j D didn't know, because why did Even Joel
Speaker 1: wrote that down in her notes. She was like, how
Speaker 1: the hell does j D know all this stuff about?
Speaker 1: All right, here's a little trivia for you. Ready, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's do it. There's twenty seven patients that in the
Speaker 1: I c U that Dr Cox is trying to keep
Speaker 1: alive through midnight. Do you know why I don't? There's
Speaker 1: twenty seven outs in nine innings, Holy ship, Mark Gentleman,
Speaker 1: slow clap, slow clap, clap for zach Brath. Why I didn't?
Speaker 1: It's not my trivia. I got enough scrubs WICKI but um,
Speaker 1: but I don't know if I don't know if Mark
Speaker 1: Stegman gets that. But way to coach D, Way to
Speaker 1: go Zack. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't figure that out.
Speaker 1: I read that, so don't be too proud of me.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if that's what we give Mark
Speaker 1: Stegman credit for that. Let's ask Bill. That's a good
Speaker 1: Bill question. Bill, you're not gonna remember and he's Bill
Speaker 1: is gonna be like it was me? That was me? No,
Speaker 1: but Bill, it's very clever that there's twenty seven patients
Speaker 1: and there's twenty seven ounce in nine innings. Who came
Speaker 1: up with that seven ounce in a ball game to
Speaker 1: saving twenty seven patients came around around because the episode
Speaker 1: started with Dr Cox wanting to have a perfect game,
Speaker 1: you know, and a perfect game in baseball zact, which
Speaker 1: is a sport, is uh, not only does no one
Speaker 1: get a hit, but um, nobody even gets a walk
Speaker 1: or gets on base with an air So it's not
Speaker 1: just a no hit or it's a perfect game. You
Speaker 1: only face twenty seven batters. Uh, that's it all right?
Speaker 1: So Death's back, played by the wonderful Randall Winston. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Death is back by Randall Winston. Now I don't mean
Speaker 1: to take a dig at Randall, but listen, man, I
Speaker 1: love to death, but with all my heart, now, don't
Speaker 1: I don't think if Randall was auditioning, he would have
Speaker 1: gotten this role because death isn't you guys, if I
Speaker 1: love Randall to death, but if if SAG actors audition
Speaker 1: for this part, we probably could have gotten a better performance.
Speaker 1: Oh that's horrible that you say that, dude. No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: But for those of you who don't know, Randall Winston
Speaker 1: is uh the line producer on scrub was the line
Speaker 1: producer at the time on Scrubs. He's since gone on
Speaker 1: to be an executive producer. Or he's killing it. He
Speaker 1: directs now, he's he's very he's a very very established
Speaker 1: uh producer slash director in on television right now. Also,
Speaker 1: he married my wife and I in Zack's backyard. He
Speaker 1: was the I forgot you were married by death, married
Speaker 1: by death in your backyard. Randall Winston is one of
Speaker 1: my all time favorite people. So don't do death. It's
Speaker 1: like it's like Joel and Beyonce. Don't do death, and
Speaker 1: I'm bad you made a face like Joel made. Listen,
Speaker 1: I just want to say I love the guy to death.
Speaker 1: He's an extremely talented producer. Um. I don't know that
Speaker 1: acting is necessarily his forte, but but listen, uh, Death
Speaker 1: talks to his daughter. I don't know that any in
Speaker 1: any art form I've ever seen Death's daughter, but alike,
Speaker 1: she's in a girl scout outfit trying to sell her
Speaker 1: her cookies. Right, well, that's why Death's occupied. He's selling cookies.
Speaker 1: It's pretty easy to try to help Dr Cox out.
Speaker 1: He's Death says something like she's in second place, and
Speaker 1: if the first place girl keeps winning, we're just gonna
Speaker 1: take her in the I c U. Where there's a
Speaker 1: lot of the scene takes place. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: amazing camera work at one sixteen. There's a cool three
Speaker 1: sixty pan um. It's always challenging for the cinematographer and
Speaker 1: fil filmmakers to light when there's no place to put
Speaker 1: the lights, and when the camera is steadicamming. For those
Speaker 1: who don't know what that is, it's I think we've
Speaker 1: mentioned it before. It's it's this rig that mounts on
Speaker 1: a steadicam operator's body and it allows him or her
Speaker 1: to move around and it gives them and they can
Speaker 1: run and do all these cool shots, and the camera
Speaker 1: always looks like it's floating. A lot of scrubs was
Speaker 1: shot on a steadicam because of all the quick walking
Speaker 1: and running around and sorry to digress, our steadicam operator
Speaker 1: has a cameo in this episode. Did you recognize Charles
Speaker 1: Papperd dumb? Where was Pepper Oh? Yeah, he was the
Speaker 1: guy on the m R. He's the m R I
Speaker 1: tag when the m R I goes awry and you
Speaker 1: see a guy freaking it. By the way, speaking of
Speaker 1: people who aren't actur is giving a decent performance. I
Speaker 1: thought Charles did a wonderful job. Yeah, you know Charles Papperd.
Speaker 1: Every time I'm run into Charles pepperd. Yes, every time
Speaker 1: I run into him, he's like. He'll introduce me to
Speaker 1: the people on his in his camera crew, and he'll
Speaker 1: be like, tell him the song, and I'll be like, what, like,
Speaker 1: sing him the song? They I've told everybody about the song.
Speaker 1: I was like, are you looking serious right now? He's
Speaker 1: like singing the song it's the Transformer's melody, But I
Speaker 1: don't remember the words. You remember the words, Charles Pappard
Speaker 1: shafts and no shaft Yeah. I love that he's the show.
Speaker 1: I love that he's begging you to sing a song
Speaker 1: to his friends about how he's all balls and no shofts,
Speaker 1: all balls, no shaft. He begs me to sing. It's
Speaker 1: like he says to them, So Donald Fazan's coming in
Speaker 1: the day. He has a special song about me. I
Speaker 1: I want to say that what's funny about that song
Speaker 1: is that it's the Transformer's melody, but and sung very
Speaker 1: softly like a ballad. But it's it's but it's all
Speaker 1: balls and no show anyway. Charles papperd it was our
Speaker 1: study cam operator and he uh plays the m R
Speaker 1: I Tech and I thought he did a wonderful job.
Speaker 1: He does an amazing job in the episode. It was amazing.
Speaker 1: He's an amazing steady cam and normal cam operator. I've
Speaker 1: worked with him several times since then, and maybe he's
Speaker 1: had some you know, a surgery to adjust his lack
Speaker 1: of job, just his situation. He uh he even get
Speaker 1: like a shaft extender. Is that a thing? I once
Speaker 1: asked Real j D about that. I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: so what is this about? This penis enlarging stuff? You
Speaker 1: don't need that. Why the hell are you asking about that? Listen, man,
Speaker 1: everybody wants to be Do you remember in the in
Speaker 1: the episode of Bahamas. Do you remember in the episode
Speaker 1: Bahamas when I when I thought I saw an eel, yeah,
Speaker 1: and it was my It was me on that note,
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to break while you guys think about
Speaker 1: Donald's eel speak and we're back speaking of your eel.
Speaker 1: My girlfriend's mom h was face timing me about this
Speaker 1: about our podcast because she listens, and she was like,
Speaker 1: I really like it, but you guys talk about your
Speaker 1: willie's too much. And I as we began to talk
Speaker 1: about your eel, I was I was hearing my girlfriend's
Speaker 1: mom talking telling us that we talk about our willies
Speaker 1: too much. So sorry to the people of the United Kingdom.
Speaker 1: I don't like to talk about who I don't like
Speaker 1: talking about my will Colonel doctor at to forty nine.
Speaker 1: I just got excited to see him. Uh Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 1: In turn, A lot of the greats are in this episode. Yes,
Speaker 1: Len's in the episode. A lot of people. Um yeah.
Speaker 1: Lynn Dete once again worked a lot. Yeah. What they
Speaker 1: would do. What they would do is sometimes when they
Speaker 1: needed more background performers than they had, they would ask
Speaker 1: the standings to to put on a costume and and
Speaker 1: join the scene. I think that's what happens. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: not just that. Also, the Standings are you know, they're
Speaker 1: all good actors on their own, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You give Deonte a line, he he'll deliberate. Well, not everyone,
Speaker 1: but Deante was someone who was a good actor, right,
Speaker 1: and so but my point is is that, um, I
Speaker 1: think usually the Standings weren't dressed in costume. So often
Speaker 1: when you see them, my brain goes, oh, they wanted
Speaker 1: a couple more bodies, so they asked them to suit up, right.
Speaker 1: But they're always prominently featured if you noticed, of course,
Speaker 1: because they're not. They're not. Dante is not sucking around.
Speaker 1: He knows where the cameras, you know what he's doing.
Speaker 1: He knows what he's doing first rodeo. He knows what
Speaker 1: that camera's gonna be. He's like, he's like, if I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put on these scrubs, you're gonna see me right right,
Speaker 1: all right? So at four oh two there's this long
Speaker 1: monologue with Johnny c. By the way, Johnny sees incredible
Speaker 1: in this episode. I've learned that I you know, I
Speaker 1: didn't appreciate it when it was there, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? There were so many lessons to be learned
Speaker 1: just from watching Johnny just from watching Judy, just from
Speaker 1: watching Kim, and you know, you want to get the
Speaker 1: funk out of there at a certain point in time,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And I look back at
Speaker 1: this stuff now and Johnny crushes the sound. He's you know,
Speaker 1: I I agree with you Donald watching even just watching
Speaker 1: however many we've watched twelve at this point, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: really taken by what a good actor Johnny McGinley is.
Speaker 1: He's just he's fantastic, and this episode really highlights so
Speaker 1: good he's and Sarah is wonderful in this episode. Do
Speaker 1: you find it's weird? I always find it weird in
Speaker 1: a TV show and they referenced another TV show. So
Speaker 1: here here we reference. I referenced e Er for of
Speaker 1: all things, another hospital TV show. I think we were
Speaker 1: trying to be funny. Uh No, I know, but I
Speaker 1: just think it's I always think it's weird when you
Speaker 1: when j D Me playing a a fake doctor on
Speaker 1: television then references another doctor show. I just think I
Speaker 1: just pulls me out of the show. It's I find
Speaker 1: it weird. But the problem is is that an e
Speaker 1: Er Anthony Edwards was still kind of he still kind
Speaker 1: of looked like the character he played in Top Gun,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? No, he didn't. He was
Speaker 1: more bookish and academic kind of sort of. But he's
Speaker 1: still good. On Anthony Edwards Anywards Revenge of the Nerds
Speaker 1: that you're like, holy shit, that's the dude from Revenge
Speaker 1: of the Nerds, Anthony top words. Anthony Edwards has had
Speaker 1: such a career. Can we just talk about him for
Speaker 1: a second? It that is? That is the right name, right,
Speaker 1: Anthony Edwards? Absolutely? What's the name of the black guy
Speaker 1: named Anthony Edwards? And you're thinking of Anthony Anderson? You Moore?
Speaker 1: I sorry, sorry, sorry, they're very similar Anthony Edward. By
Speaker 1: the way, I love that you knew what I was
Speaker 1: talking about. That's how close we are, baby. Um. Anthony
Speaker 1: Edwards has spanned Revenge in the Nerds to Top Gun
Speaker 1: and then back to the E R and and and
Speaker 1: other things. I'm sure, but those are things I I
Speaker 1: moast think of him for. Yeah, he's got ranged. Now
Speaker 1: are we not allowed to like Revenge of the Nerds anymore?
Speaker 1: I know that it has a very problematic movie, but man,
Speaker 1: as a child, that was life changing for me. In
Speaker 1: that movie, I went with a babysitter to see that
Speaker 1: movie in the theater, and and it was I think
Speaker 1: I was four. I was probably did your babysitter get
Speaker 1: kicked out? Listen, I think it was I was nine.
Speaker 1: I think. I can't believe I got to go see
Speaker 1: this movie with a babysitter was four, Joel, can you
Speaker 1: look that up please. I remember went to see and
Speaker 1: I had a crush on her, a nine year old crush.
Speaker 1: And then I see this movie that's obviously are and
Speaker 1: I can't believe I was seeing this and then I
Speaker 1: at the end, I was so riled up. I was
Speaker 1: so turned on, if you will, by the movie, and
Speaker 1: I thought, I, yes, thanks, she says nineteen four. I
Speaker 1: in my mind, I thought like, oh, I'm gonna try
Speaker 1: and impress my date. I just started thinking of her
Speaker 1: like she was my date. And we went into like
Speaker 1: a CVS type, you know, pharmacy giant, you know, one
Speaker 1: of those big ones, and I forgot someone and my
Speaker 1: sister probably wanted to buy something, and I was like
Speaker 1: in an aisle and I was like, what can I
Speaker 1: what can I act like I want to buy that's
Speaker 1: going to seem impressive to my baby. And we were
Speaker 1: in like I was like, I went in like the
Speaker 1: hardware aisle because that felt masculine and uh and uh.
Speaker 1: I saw this this battery, remember, one of those big
Speaker 1: chunky batter not a car better, but like for like
Speaker 1: a lantern. It was like this bit like you know,
Speaker 1: like like you know this a lantern battery basically. And
Speaker 1: I remember looking at it and I saw my periphery.
Speaker 1: She was coming down the aisle and she's like, what
Speaker 1: are you doing in this aisle? And I was like,
Speaker 1: see this and I pointed to the battery, and she goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I go, this is what I want for my birthday.
Speaker 1: Because in my mind I thought she would be like,
Speaker 1: whoa this this kid is deserves to see. This kid
Speaker 1: is sucking manly. I know he's nine, but if he's
Speaker 1: in the battery, he's like this big I really thought.
Speaker 1: I really I remember this many years later. I remember thinking, like,
Speaker 1: just act like you want this fucking battery. But that's
Speaker 1: that's the nerds did to me. All right, let's move
Speaker 1: on the French fight, fright. Talk about this chard. Because
Speaker 1: you're married, you probably have this fight with your wife.
Speaker 1: I believe in this fight, and I believe in Turk
Speaker 1: side of this fight too, and you know at the
Speaker 1: end of the show it goes someplace different. But absolutely,
Speaker 1: If I if we go to get burgers at McDonald's
Speaker 1: and I get a combo meal and I ask you
Speaker 1: what you want and you say, I'll just have a burger.
Speaker 1: You're not eating my fries. God damn it, those are
Speaker 1: my fries. Does this happen all the time? It sounds
Speaker 1: like you got riled up just now. This Does this
Speaker 1: happen in your home? I got riled up because of
Speaker 1: this dude that was teaching me how to rid the
Speaker 1: bike today. Yeah, if you take, you're taken. You've taken
Speaker 1: on his persona. You are, you are as an actor,
Speaker 1: you were like a sponge, and you've taken on his persona.
Speaker 1: I am. I am. I am the bike riding instructor
Speaker 1: from this. Do you remember do you remember his name? No?
Speaker 1: I don't remember his name. God damn it. I'm just
Speaker 1: him right now. Okay, calm down, calm down. He's probably
Speaker 1: smoothie on a on a couch right now, and you're
Speaker 1: drinking orange Google. He's probably probably with other dudes anyway.
Speaker 1: But no, this is sincere, and this happens all the time,
Speaker 1: and I used to hate this when but then this
Speaker 1: is also when I knew, Holy cow, I love my wife.
Speaker 1: We would go and get food from someplace like Astro
Speaker 1: Burger or McDonald's or something like something quick and fast
Speaker 1: and greasy and everything after a night out of partying
Speaker 1: in the club and be like, do you want anything?
Speaker 1: And she'll be like, no, I'm not really that hungry.
Speaker 1: In my mind, I knew exactly what that meant. That
Speaker 1: meant she's gonna eat my ship right, See, would you
Speaker 1: order extra for no? Well, at first you don't realize that,
Speaker 1: and then when it when it gets to where Turk
Speaker 1: and Carla are, it's when you start testing it and
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm gonna test and see if when I
Speaker 1: say do you want anything and she says no, I'm good,
Speaker 1: I bet you she's gonna grab my fries. Watch that's
Speaker 1: what's gonna it's gonna happen. It's gonna happen. And when
Speaker 1: it happened, you're like I knew it, and you and
Speaker 1: you and you explode. And that's what happened with Turk.
Speaker 1: Turk was online with Carla at the cafeteria and he's
Speaker 1: getting all of his food and she's looking at him,
Speaker 1: and in his mind he's like, she's gonna want this stuff.
Speaker 1: She's gonna want it. It does feel like an example
Speaker 1: of not sweating the small stuff, though, doesn't it. But
Speaker 1: that's not the small stuff. Come on, man, that's not no,
Speaker 1: that's not the small stuff. Harley Pasternak, who we both know,
Speaker 1: very fancy celebrity trainer, he told me that I think
Speaker 1: it was him who told me that French fries is
Speaker 1: the worst thing you can put in your body. He
Speaker 1: once told me pizza was the worst thing you could
Speaker 1: put in your body. So I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: that was him just trying to get you to stop
Speaker 1: eating French fries. And he also told me that something
Speaker 1: I'll never forget that he calls a banana a sugar stick.
Speaker 1: He's like, you might as well have a candy bar.
Speaker 1: Banana is just sugar. Really, yeah, I love banana. Celebrity
Speaker 1: trainer Harley Passionneck ruined bananas for me. I stileep bananas.
Speaker 1: I liked them in my smoothie, but but he told
Speaker 1: me that they have even though it's natural sugar, it's
Speaker 1: filled with sugar. But he also said French fries are
Speaker 1: the worst thing you can put in your body because
Speaker 1: he's just saturated fat. Yeah, but he also told me
Speaker 1: pizza was the worst thing you could put in your body.
Speaker 1: He got you in good shape once. And you played
Speaker 1: basketball with Easy? Right? I have played basketball with knyeasy? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Was it at Harley's house? I gave yeasy and common
Speaker 1: to business? They know what's up. Don't act like y'all
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, I'm sure he's he's listening. Listen, did
Speaker 1: you play? Did you play anything? Right? He's somewhere in Wyoming.
Speaker 1: Do you Did you play at Harley's house? Did you
Speaker 1: play at Harley's house? I know we would go and
Speaker 1: play at like a gym. We would go to a gym.
Speaker 1: He would run out of gym and me him. Use,
Speaker 1: that's the only time I haven't when I was working
Speaker 1: out with Harley. That's the only time I ever met Kanye.
Speaker 1: It was before he became, you know, enormous. He was
Speaker 1: still a huge Kanye has been Kanye. No. I know,
Speaker 1: but I didn't. He wasn't a household name at this time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was making that music since back in it and
Speaker 1: I used to get on the treadmill next to Rick Fox,
Speaker 1: uh donald, who's played basketball with Rick Fox before? To really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I played basketball with a lot of people. I know
Speaker 1: you're fancy, all right, listen, Um, A drunk clown hurt
Speaker 1: me once? Laughed out, laughed out loud, laughed out loud.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I made that up or not.
Speaker 1: I would like to take credit for it. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: ask Bill. Bill is not gonna remember, and if so,
Speaker 1: he's definitely not gonna give me credit. But Joel, Joel,
Speaker 1: please ask him who made up a drunk clown hurmer once?
Speaker 1: And make sure to put in parentheses. Zach Belie eaves
Speaker 1: it might be his. He's going to come back with
Speaker 1: the sassiest answer. And here it is. A drunk clown
Speaker 1: hurt Me once? Was Zach Braffe improv He came up
Speaker 1: with that, and I remember watching it happen and I
Speaker 1: remember taking credit for it afterwards. Thank you Bill. Well,
Speaker 1: we even heard Bill's answer. But I'm just gonna say
Speaker 1: thank you Bill. I agree, No, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: know that you're gonna agree with I might not agree.
Speaker 1: I might not agree. Drunk clun hurt me once is
Speaker 1: very funny, I gotta say. I laughed out loud about that,
Speaker 1: because God knows what that stewary is and how you
Speaker 1: found out the clown was drunk. I love I love
Speaker 1: these j D things that never get explored, like these
Speaker 1: long you know, there's times like there's this random sentences
Speaker 1: that you know, we we could have gone into a fantasy,
Speaker 1: but but we never do. I love those rare moments
Speaker 1: like yeah, like I got treated by a Kaya. That
Speaker 1: is probably my favorite episode and you know why because
Speaker 1: you directed it. It's the first one I directed. But
Speaker 1: also not just say because I directed it. That is
Speaker 1: a fucking epic great episode. That's a great episode. You
Speaker 1: know what season that is? Oh my god, I never
Speaker 1: shows up. I know what, I know what it happens.
Speaker 1: I got dooel will you please look up for me
Speaker 1: what episode that is. It's the first one I directed.
Speaker 1: I don't even have no idea what it's called. Heather
Speaker 1: Graham's in it, but Donald I got treated by Kaya? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that one. And then I'm starting to see why, uh
Speaker 1: what did he say his name was? I'm starting to
Speaker 1: see why Leon out foxed you. I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: Jason Bateman. I like to make I like to make
Speaker 1: belts out of that, and Jason Bateman says, I'd like
Speaker 1: to make belts out of their necks. I mean, how
Speaker 1: stoned were they must have been in the writer's room
Speaker 1: when they came up with an idea that the Ostridges
Speaker 1: are are our sentries? Yeah, right there. So in Jason
Speaker 1: Bateman's characters home, he has Ostridges, but they not only
Speaker 1: work as guards, but they stole your cano and put
Speaker 1: it on. Right. That's leon very funny episode. Alright, we're
Speaker 1: back to this one. Michael McDonald is back. Michael McDonald's
Speaker 1: back right away. He was just on we should have
Speaker 1: him one and he's paying the same guy. I think, Joel,
Speaker 1: you may have thought he was playing multiple characters. He's
Speaker 1: always definitely the guy. He plays a hypochondriac who's always
Speaker 1: I believe, unless the family's wrong, he pleas different characters
Speaker 1: in a later season. Okay, well, we don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: the fans will tell us on the social media's, but
Speaker 1: I believe that he's always playing a hypochondract The episode,
Speaker 1: thank you Joel for finding this that we donald and
Speaker 1: I were talking about, was is season four episode eight,
Speaker 1: my lest Chance. Um. It's probably my favorite episode of
Speaker 1: the whole one of one of my top three of
Speaker 1: the whole run. Granted it was my first time directing
Speaker 1: and that was special. But also Bill, because he's so
Speaker 1: fucking competitive, decided to write an episode that should have
Speaker 1: been shot in like ten days, and because it was epic,
Speaker 1: we called it Scrubs the movie. If you recall, it's
Speaker 1: the one where Donald and I have a permission slip
Speaker 1: from Elliott that allows j D to sleep with Heather
Speaker 1: Graham's character and we go on an epic night long
Speaker 1: quest to find Molly to give her the permission slip.
Speaker 1: I have a question for you when you were making
Speaker 1: this episode, did you realize when you were making it
Speaker 1: how big of an episode it was for you to
Speaker 1: have to execute. Yes, I knew. I knew it Bill.
Speaker 1: Bill's a big brother to us both, and it's always
Speaker 1: been competitive with me, like we don't play sports. So
Speaker 1: the competition came in like in other ways, So it
Speaker 1: came in like, okay, so that it was after Garden
Speaker 1: State and he's like, Garden State was a success, and
Speaker 1: he's like, okay, you can direct. Here's the script. And
Speaker 1: it was like the most epic, impossible thing, you know,
Speaker 1: we shot an episode of Scrubs traditionally in five days,
Speaker 1: and you had to write them so they were they
Speaker 1: were execute able in five days. And uh, and this
Speaker 1: was you remember Donald, We were like, we were on
Speaker 1: the Universal back lot. There was an ambulance chase with
Speaker 1: it with accident. It was huge, and I just remember
Speaker 1: being like, oh my god, he's totally testing if I
Speaker 1: can pull this off. And I did, and I did.
Speaker 1: I think it's I mean, we were zip lining across
Speaker 1: the Universal backlock. Let's say Itsode. I know. Sorry, you
Speaker 1: got me talking about because I really love that episode.
Speaker 1: So now we're at this awesome No, you're going too fast.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about Sammy, the legendary Sammy Lloyd
Speaker 1: has some good stuff in this episode. Okay, At five
Speaker 1: oh nine, Sammy Lloyd comes in and uh, I remember
Speaker 1: now because he's covered with sweat right right before, right
Speaker 1: before takes, they would sweat Sam up so he would cold,
Speaker 1: totally look like he was always on the verge of
Speaker 1: a panic attack. And and and and Kelsa goes to him,
Speaker 1: tell him Todd. He goes, it's ted, but it's even
Speaker 1: it's only even twelve years. And then at seven he
Speaker 1: laughed when he goes and then if this, If that happens,
Speaker 1: the higher ups heads are gonna roll and he starts laughing.
Speaker 1: Very funny. Um yeah, Sam has some funny ship later
Speaker 1: later on in the m R I Room, Um, run
Speaker 1: away with me, he goes run away with it. And
Speaker 1: then before that, when I wrote down something, it was
Speaker 1: so funny, he says, since my wife left me, I
Speaker 1: find it hard to see past the evil, right, something
Speaker 1: about like I can't date women since my wife left me.
Speaker 1: I find it hard to see past the evil. Now
Speaker 1: he finds love again. He finds love on the show
Speaker 1: later too, Right yeah with um Massucchi. Right with with
Speaker 1: the Gooch. Yeah the Gooch played by Kate mccuchie, who's
Speaker 1: a very talented gal and plays the and sings really
Speaker 1: well and plays the ukulele very well. Yes, um so
Speaker 1: Donald Liz bogush I, I she did a great job.
Speaker 1: Of course that's her voice. Imagine getting a part good thing.
Speaker 1: She knew she had two more episodes coming up, because
Speaker 1: imagine getting a part of me, like, hey, we're never
Speaker 1: going to see your face and I had forgotten at
Speaker 1: the end of the episode. They were clever enough to
Speaker 1: not even reveal her. That was cool and you had
Speaker 1: to wait until the next episode, right, But it wasn't
Speaker 1: even like to be continued. It was like some of
Speaker 1: the audience finding been like, oh, we never see her,
Speaker 1: you know, right. Well that's that's also very interesting because
Speaker 1: this is so at some point during the season the
Speaker 1: show does start to connect where it becomes a serial, right,
Speaker 1: where it becomes uh, is that the right way to
Speaker 1: put it? Where when when they're when they're when they're
Speaker 1: going in every episode is connected to and then it
Speaker 1: breaks apart again. I always like the fact that you
Speaker 1: could tune into Scrubs and no matter what episodes you
Speaker 1: catch it on, it's like you you know, yeah, you
Speaker 1: can watch it out of order, as I'm sure they
Speaker 1: aired it on on syndication out of order, I imagine.
Speaker 1: But but this specific specific two episodes, well, people would
Speaker 1: also you know, yeah, and certain actors would do arcs,
Speaker 1: you know, they do three you know, um, I think
Speaker 1: Liz did three, all right, but come on, first of all,
Speaker 1: why can't j D just bend down and look into
Speaker 1: the damn machine. I don't know, man, I don't that's
Speaker 1: you know, I'm if you're you're worried about that, if
Speaker 1: you're worried about that. You're not really watching the show.
Speaker 1: I know, Donald, but I'm telling you they nationalized it
Speaker 1: a little bit. You can tell the writers were wrestling
Speaker 1: with this because they were like, oh, no, she's hurt herself.
Speaker 1: We can't move her. Otherwise it was like, oh, come on, girl,
Speaker 1: just climb out of the time, or if you're that worried,
Speaker 1: slide a backboard in there and help some dude slide
Speaker 1: her out. But but it is very clever. But I
Speaker 1: just want to say that the device was a little like,
Speaker 1: come on, but just just just peek in there, j D.
Speaker 1: She's just see what you would just see nostrils in forehead.
Speaker 1: First of all, you remember if you ever had an
Speaker 1: m R I and I have your deep in that
Speaker 1: you're deep in that thing. You're all the way in.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell kind of m R
Speaker 1: R I Liz Bogus was getting. Yeah, just the head,
Speaker 1: I guess. But even when it's just the head, you're
Speaker 1: all the way in. You want to take a break. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we should cut the commercials. They'll be here two minutes.
Speaker 1: So let's you know what we should do. Give me
Speaker 1: a break, Give me a break. I'm not gonna save brand.
Speaker 1: And we're back with Donald Faison and Zach Braff talking
Speaker 1: about this awesome one er. Finally, I've been dying to
Speaker 1: talk about this for the entire episode. Yeah. So this
Speaker 1: this one or shot that starts at six fifty six.
Speaker 1: It goes for a full minute. It's uh, very cleverly choreographed.
Speaker 1: And and um, here's Jackie. Hi, Hi Jackie, Jackie, Jackie's phone. Hi.
Speaker 1: I was gonna use my computer, but at the very
Speaker 1: old computer and it just wasn't working at all. No worries,
Speaker 1: We're just glad you're here. Um. Welcome to fake doctors,
Speaker 1: real friends, ladies and gentlemen. Please welcome Jackie. Jack is
Speaker 1: here to surprise somewhere. Oh another surprise, Joel. You are
Speaker 1: just making people's months. I needed to pick me up
Speaker 1: and jack didn't. Sorry, So Jackie, what's the story here? Um? So,
Speaker 1: at the end of this month is my boyfriend's thirtieth birthday,
Speaker 1: and I've been trying to figure out what I wanted
Speaker 1: to give him, um, and he has no idea what
Speaker 1: he wants. So I thought this would be a really
Speaker 1: nice surprise because we both are huge fans and we
Speaker 1: just finished Rewalk watching for the millions time. We watched
Speaker 1: it once a year together. Thank you so much that
Speaker 1: that's that's really cool. Donald, we gotta this is a
Speaker 1: this is the thirtieth birthday President. We gotta like, do
Speaker 1: you want to straighten your shirt or something? Do you
Speaker 1: want to change your shirt? Because what's his name? Jackie? Sean? Sean? Alright,
Speaker 1: big san? Um? You know' be funny if you tell
Speaker 1: Donald and I something about Sean that we we couldn't
Speaker 1: possibly know, and we'll throw it out there during the conversation. Um,
Speaker 1: he is a very big D and D person. Okay, okay, Donald, Donald,
Speaker 1: Donald can tap into that. Yes, he is a very
Speaker 1: big um Dungeons and Dragons person. We actually in a campaign. No,
Speaker 1: he does not, he does not DM um not yet.
Speaker 1: This I'm in my very first game with him right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: how do you? Congratulations? I guess you play. Have you
Speaker 1: played Dungeons and Dragons before or is this your first time?
Speaker 1: This is my first time? And are you liking it?
Speaker 1: I am like, yeah, and we're having it to do
Speaker 1: remotely unfortunately because of the pandemic going on, but it's
Speaker 1: still really fun. Yeah. I would imagine a lot of
Speaker 1: D and D. Folks are doing this online these days, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: they are. Can we get into a game, Donald because
Speaker 1: you like it? Right? I do? I just it depends
Speaker 1: on what their rules are, you know what I mean
Speaker 1: certain rules are. I don't know. Man, you play, you know,
Speaker 1: I grew up playing Dungeons and Dragons, and so you
Speaker 1: kind of get used to your d M and then
Speaker 1: you go and play in somebody else's world and you're like,
Speaker 1: this is nothing like how I remember playing it. Now.
Speaker 1: It can take a very long time, right, we don't
Speaker 1: know that much. Can we go? Can we do? Can
Speaker 1: we do a short campaign? Are you able to do
Speaker 1: a short campaign? It's possible, yes. How long is the
Speaker 1: campaign that you're on right now? How long have you
Speaker 1: been doing it for? We have been doing it, I
Speaker 1: want to say, for about a month. Same campaign. We
Speaker 1: meet up once a week and we'll play for about
Speaker 1: four hours. So you guys play like short hours. You
Speaker 1: don't really do the eight hour nine hour D unfortunately
Speaker 1: not because some of them, like my boyfriend has to
Speaker 1: go in the work in the morning, right, so he
Speaker 1: used to it. That used to be the jam, playing
Speaker 1: D and D until the sun came up and then
Speaker 1: sleeping all day and then getting back together that night
Speaker 1: and playing D and D again. Oh, he has had
Speaker 1: campaigns like that. We used to love that. And I
Speaker 1: grew up in the inner city, so I used to
Speaker 1: play dn D with a bunch of drug dealers. Why
Speaker 1: did you end up in a D and D with
Speaker 1: drug dealers because I grew up with a bunch of
Speaker 1: drug dealers as friends, dude. So would they have to
Speaker 1: would they have to pause the campaign to deal drugs? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: no no no no no, no no no. But it
Speaker 1: would just be funny, because you know, it's funny listening
Speaker 1: to your boy two Ki rolling dice. Like so I
Speaker 1: pull out my you know, I reached it to my
Speaker 1: bag ahold and then pull out my sword plus five swing.
Speaker 1: You know, rolling dice turns into something completely different when
Speaker 1: you're in the hood, Yo, it's something completely different, yo.
Speaker 1: And if you know what I mean, you roll a
Speaker 1: twenty side. This is the dope thing about twenty side
Speaker 1: dis You could either do a twenty side dice or
Speaker 1: you could do a tin sided and a six sided
Speaker 1: I think at the same time. And that's the same thing, right,
Speaker 1: And so you roll and it's like rolling dice. You're
Speaker 1: like blowing on the ship, hitting it off the feet
Speaker 1: off the dog Joe on the table. You got rules
Speaker 1: if it goes off the if it goes off the
Speaker 1: board doesn't count. And then you get particular about it,
Speaker 1: like let's say it does go off the board, but
Speaker 1: you roll a natural twenty, which is a critical hit
Speaker 1: in the game. That my that my buddy with DM
Speaker 1: and it rolled off the board. You fight for hours like, yo,
Speaker 1: just threes. Let this stand. Let this be. I love
Speaker 1: playing dn D. Well, maybe maybe Sean will let us
Speaker 1: into his game. He would, She'll bring that up. We'll
Speaker 1: bring that up in the conversation, like kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: I made him hide in our bedroom. What does he
Speaker 1: thinks gonna happen? Does he does he have any idea?
Speaker 1: What's about to happen? He's like, yeah, she's he's guess,
Speaker 1: but not really. I hope we're the best of his guesses.
Speaker 1: What if it's gonna be? Like you mean this this?
Speaker 1: He's like, what the hell is this bullshit? I thought
Speaker 1: I was getting a new dn D. I need to
Speaker 1: sit next to you. You gotta put the ear phone
Speaker 1: in his ear. I'm sorry to direct you. Happy birthday
Speaker 1: Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Happy Birthday,
Speaker 1: Happy birthday too, Happy birthday to Happy birthday. Hi, Sean
Speaker 1: birth day? All right, you can stop hearing through day Donald,
Speaker 1: let the man speak, Jackie hooked it up? A good girlfriend?
Speaker 1: Real friends? Are you doing? Man? Happy? Happy? Happy birthday?
Speaker 1: Is this the surprise you expected? We want to make
Speaker 1: sure that we're better than the surprise you were expecting. Well,
Speaker 1: I did make a guess earlier. Was it was it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was you, But it was like out of the world, like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: what maybe you did this? I thought I had like
Speaker 1: a friend coming over something, but this is, uh, this
Speaker 1: is a friend coming over during quarantine. That's what you wanted. No, Sean,
Speaker 1: no friends, masked friend, I don't alright, Hey, man, thank
Speaker 1: you for for liking our show and for being fans
Speaker 1: of us. We we we really appreciate it. And it's
Speaker 1: so it's so one of the cool things about this
Speaker 1: podcast is we get to randomly neat um fans and
Speaker 1: and uh and it's it's so fun. It's much fun
Speaker 1: for us to be able to see your face and
Speaker 1: talk to you. Absolutely, It's like it's like when we
Speaker 1: play D and D and yeah, we wish you were
Speaker 1: into dn D because we were gonna invite you into
Speaker 1: our game. But we we hear you're not into it.
Speaker 1: It's just like when we play right and it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, you're going up against God. I grew up,
Speaker 1: I grew up playing, I grew up playing I were
Speaker 1: playing with I grew up playing with with drug dealers
Speaker 1: in my in my hometown. I was gonna take I
Speaker 1: was gonna take your whole story and make you mind
Speaker 1: and impress Seawan. Yeah there's two key. Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So so tell us about yourself, Sean. We want to
Speaker 1: get to know you briefly. What we what we have you.
Speaker 1: Where do you guys live. We live in Morgantown, West Virginia, Virginia,
Speaker 1: in the house, right right, right, West Virginia, in the house.
Speaker 1: What do you guys do for a living? I'm a
Speaker 1: pharmacy technician nice um. Currently I work at Alta Beauty
Speaker 1: UM as a prestige beauty price. They're sorry, I put
Speaker 1: makeup on people for a living right now, but you're
Speaker 1: not able to do that, I imagine right now. Or
Speaker 1: maybe you guys are open. I don't know, UM, we
Speaker 1: are open, just for curbside pickup. Um, so only my
Speaker 1: managers are currently working. I have been home for the
Speaker 1: past month and a half. Okay, you're not gonna be
Speaker 1: able to go to the curb and put makeup on
Speaker 1: someone in the car, unfortunately not. And when and when
Speaker 1: you are reopen, I imagine it's gonna be masks and
Speaker 1: gloves as you Yeah. Now, Sean, have you still been
Speaker 1: working because pharmacies are obviously open. Yeah? Yeah, still nothing
Speaker 1: every day? Yeah, so no time to play Dungeons and
Speaker 1: Dragons then, Yeah, how are you able to do your campaign?
Speaker 1: She was telling you. We've been doing We've been doing
Speaker 1: like skype Er, Google hangouts, and there's a lot of
Speaker 1: online to use here in three campaigns right now, I'm
Speaker 1: playing three different games. Well, what kind of character you
Speaker 1: do you have? Like I had a I had a
Speaker 1: cleric in one and then I had a monk and
Speaker 1: another like my my my brother. At one point, the
Speaker 1: DM got funking in the game we were playing and
Speaker 1: he got to play an ogre Magi, which was so sick. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can the DM? Can the DM make up any rules
Speaker 1: he or she wants? Yeah, it's their world. Ye there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm currently playing a a goliath fighter in one, I'm
Speaker 1: playing a uh halfling road in another, and um, a
Speaker 1: half elf draconic sorcerer in the third one. Nice do
Speaker 1: you guys have dark elves and wood elves and all
Speaker 1: of that stuff? And oh yeah, it's so such a
Speaker 1: fun game man, oh man, Yeah, it's it's a lot
Speaker 1: of fun. I've made a lot of friends through it
Speaker 1: and uh that's cool. And and so now that it's
Speaker 1: all online, does that make it easier for you or
Speaker 1: is it just as fun or do you prefer to
Speaker 1: be in person, like around a table. I prefer to
Speaker 1: be in personal table. Um, it's just, you know, it's
Speaker 1: just some of the games have maybe six seven people
Speaker 1: and it's so it's kind of a a big group
Speaker 1: to do online, a lot of screens to go through. Um,
Speaker 1: it's just easier to do in person. But it's still,
Speaker 1: you know, it's still scratches that itch and people get
Speaker 1: really passionate about it. I say, do you talk ship
Speaker 1: when you play? Are you one of those people? I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I'm about to crack this motherfucker upside.
Speaker 1: San Sean doesn't seem like like he would say something
Speaker 1: like that. Donald Okay, not not so much. Maybe, should
Speaker 1: do you guys ever get heated? I do you guys
Speaker 1: ever get heated and get in fights? Like I should
Speaker 1: have that should have worked that role. Yeah, there's been
Speaker 1: some there's been some friendly conflict in some games. But yeah,
Speaker 1: do you guys have a question? Oh yeah, we forgot
Speaker 1: we're supposed to ask a question. You can ask us anything, Sean.
Speaker 1: You can ask you know how on Reddit they have
Speaker 1: a m A asked me anything. This is your own
Speaker 1: personal birthday, Donald phase on Zach Brath a m A.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, it could be anything anything, Donald. You can
Speaker 1: even ask Donald a very private question and he'll answer it.
Speaker 1: I'll make it. Don't blow it, Sean. I okay, Well, well, Jackie,
Speaker 1: maybe while he thinks do you have a question, help
Speaker 1: him out. I've had a question because we we've discussed
Speaker 1: while we listened to your podcast, like, if you're ever
Speaker 1: on here, what would we want to ask um while
Speaker 1: we while watching scrubs? Um? So, I assume you all
Speaker 1: have seen that the last season, season nine was not
Speaker 1: the best season. I don't know what you're talking. We
Speaker 1: don't even know. I didn't know there was a season nine, Jackie.
Speaker 1: The first rule of season nine is there is no
Speaker 1: season Well they make it a season nine on U,
Speaker 1: So I was kind of just wondering, like you're just
Speaker 1: your own feelings on season nine. In general, I I
Speaker 1: thought season nine had some very funny moments. You know.
Speaker 1: I was going through a lot during season nine, Like
Speaker 1: I got new teeth while we were doing season nine.
Speaker 1: So there are a couple of episodes where my teeth
Speaker 1: are like, I didn't know your teeth didn't come till
Speaker 1: season nine until that's when I started. That's when I
Speaker 1: changed it up, you know, and got these big as. Anyway,
Speaker 1: there's some really funny performances in season nine. Dave Franco
Speaker 1: makes me laugh, you know. Uh in season nine and
Speaker 1: outside of the show, I have great memories of season nine.
Speaker 1: I also have really bad memories of season nine. I
Speaker 1: knew it was over, and I knew it we weren't
Speaker 1: necessarily making the show that the fans wanted. But did
Speaker 1: you miss me? Well, you were in a lot of
Speaker 1: the episode. I was only I was only in the
Speaker 1: first six. We only did thirteen. Well did you miss
Speaker 1: me for the seven? I missed you so much. I
Speaker 1: miss you so much. But the point is, I, you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't mind season nine. Granted I've never really watched
Speaker 1: any of the episodes of Scrubs anyway, so it all
Speaker 1: kind of seems it all felt like we were still
Speaker 1: doing our job. But um, it was weird too. It
Speaker 1: was weird for multiple reasons. One, I was leaving and
Speaker 1: that was in the air. Also also, eight seasons had
Speaker 1: been shot, as I'm sure you you may know from
Speaker 1: just us talking about it in the past, in this
Speaker 1: abandoned hospital, and then for season nine we moved to
Speaker 1: a traditional studio backlot and all, and so they built
Speaker 1: that fake hospital on a stage and the classroom stuff
Speaker 1: was all on the stage, and it felt weird to me.
Speaker 1: It felt like jump the sharky a bit if you will.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna jump a shark, you might as well
Speaker 1: do it. Season nine. Though well we did. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, we were so blessed we went nine seasons,
Speaker 1: but it just felt I don't know, I felt weird
Speaker 1: about it, and I used to this day, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be funny if we keep going and decided to make
Speaker 1: it to season nine. It's gonna be really funny for
Speaker 1: me because I've never seen them, so I will be
Speaker 1: watching them for the very first time. But I know,
Speaker 1: Dave Franco was so funny. And I like to say
Speaker 1: I discovered Carrie Bouchet because I put her in a
Speaker 1: pilot and then Bill saw the pilot and yeah, and
Speaker 1: I thought, I think carry a Northwestern graduate mind you
Speaker 1: is very talented. Um. But uh, but I don't know,
Speaker 1: it was weird. It was a weird energy in there,
Speaker 1: you know, you know when when I think we all
Speaker 1: knew something was it was coming to an end, and
Speaker 1: we kind of we kind of knew his time for
Speaker 1: to be over, but that we kind of didn't want
Speaker 1: it to be over. And and I think in Bill's
Speaker 1: mind it was like, you know, if these new kids,
Speaker 1: if this jails with the audience, this could take off
Speaker 1: like like e er, you know, and and and just
Speaker 1: keep putting in newcast and have to keep going. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I remember the moment I realized. I was like, holy shit,
Speaker 1: I'm screeched, holy shit, and and and and and John
Speaker 1: c Is Belding. I was like, holy shit. Yeah, especially
Speaker 1: I did. I did read. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: guys talked about it or I also looked it up
Speaker 1: that it was almost supposed Season nine was almost supposed
Speaker 1: to be like a not a spinoff kind of but
Speaker 1: like you know, they were going to call it something different, like, well,
Speaker 1: it is a spin off, it's not the same episode,
Speaker 1: if you if you if it's not the same show,
Speaker 1: if you recogn that Season nine came like a year
Speaker 1: and a half later, and not necessarily a year later,
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean? Yeah, I was I
Speaker 1: was leaving, and the idea was to help launch this
Speaker 1: new series, so j D would be there for six
Speaker 1: episodes to like make the audience feel like it wasn't
Speaker 1: that different, and then I would tiptoe out and in
Speaker 1: hand the video literally off to Carrie Bouchet and it
Speaker 1: was gonna be like Scrubs. Med School was kind of
Speaker 1: like the idea, right, yeah, and um, you know we're
Speaker 1: we're teachers now. But we had gotten so far into
Speaker 1: the silly realm by that time too, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like it was very broad. Yeah, absolutely, dude,
Speaker 1: like you and I dressed up as a cowboy and
Speaker 1: what was the name of that guy who I think
Speaker 1: may have passed? He was very funny, the security guard guy. Yes,
Speaker 1: did he did he pass away? He did pass away? Yes,
Speaker 1: Joel is gonna get his name for us. He was
Speaker 1: that he was very funny. I remember doing some funny
Speaker 1: stuff with him while I was there for season nine.
Speaker 1: Do you have another question? I'm just in trance shock. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1: Do you even request? Donald concerned? Ad you with the song?
Speaker 1: The only request is that if I can do it's
Speaker 1: a sequence of numbers that after the number is a
Speaker 1: song plays you guys always do on the podcast. I
Speaker 1: don't want to say it because if I say it,
Speaker 1: Oh you want to do it? No? Wait wait, I
Speaker 1: would have done it already. No, he's very respectful. I
Speaker 1: appreciate that, but I would Dan listen, listen, you will
Speaker 1: be You're allowed to do it because it's a special occasion.
Speaker 1: And by the way, a lot of a lot of people. Sorry,
Speaker 1: it's Windell on middlebrooks uh. And he was hilarious and
Speaker 1: I'm sad to say that he did pass. Uh. He
Speaker 1: was a very very funny man and he was on
Speaker 1: season nine Scrubs. This is a security guard. But a
Speaker 1: lot of talk on the social media about Bill Lawrence
Speaker 1: and these numbers this week, and I think people were
Speaker 1: cracking up about how Bill kept doing that, and um,
Speaker 1: these numbers are all over my my timeline. I don't
Speaker 1: know if if it's happened to you too, Donald, No,
Speaker 1: I I knew exactly what he was talking about when
Speaker 1: he said it. I'm I'm very impressed that he asked
Speaker 1: if he could do it, and he's unlike Bill, he's
Speaker 1: a respectful man. It made it eight, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: like from your Donald stop it listen, um listen, and uh,
Speaker 1: it's your birthday. You're the very first person we've allowed
Speaker 1: to do this who's not Donald, Bill Lawrence A right? Oh,
Speaker 1: Judy did to Judy did and so did what's her
Speaker 1: name the caller didn't she? Yes? Okay, you're right. You
Speaker 1: ruined it. You ruined the specialness of it. I'm not
Speaker 1: the only person, but you're the You're you're you're one
Speaker 1: a few other than Donald. You're way too respectful, Sean.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that you're way too respectful. Well, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you for calling in. Happy birthday. And as you leave,
Speaker 1: you may yell those don't yell him because Dan's just
Speaker 1: she's but Donald, let me direct Sean go ahead. I'm sorry, dude,
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to get in the way. Okay, Sean,
Speaker 1: you can do what however you like. Thank you for
Speaker 1: coming on the show. Happy birthday. Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 1: This is amazing. Go for it, chun stories. Okay, thank you. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're back. Thank you guys for coming on. Happy Happy
Speaker 1: May all your how do you? How do you wish
Speaker 1: someone well on a Duncan Duncan on a D and
Speaker 1: D campaign? Do you say like, may your journey be
Speaker 1: successful or something like that. That sounds great, May all
Speaker 1: of your May all of your journeys be successful. May
Speaker 1: the dice fall in your favor. That's perfect. There you go.
Speaker 1: I wish you. I wish you critical hits in your
Speaker 1: next campaign. May a warlock never eat your brains. I
Speaker 1: hope you never see the eyes of a beholder. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you ever come across an elf and his name
Speaker 1: is Jasper, ignore him. Elf with the bow is so cliche. Okay, bye, guys.
Speaker 1: The show is going on forever. Donald, this is one
Speaker 1: I know, I know what we got it going on
Speaker 1: D and D and and uh and and so many
Speaker 1: other things. French fries. Okay, let's get back into it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So we were talking about the awesome Uh, I think
Speaker 1: we've done the one or Justice Johnny's great Charles Pappard
Speaker 1: the city came operating to find job missed a man. Amazing. Okay, Uh,
Speaker 1: then you with the medical jargon. I know, dude. I
Speaker 1: want to say that was badass and I was washing
Speaker 1: it going go Zach because that I have a big
Speaker 1: ass chunk of jargon. And for all of you in
Speaker 1: the medical profession, who know what the hell I'm saying? Um,
Speaker 1: you guys are smart and all I had to do
Speaker 1: is memorize it. I didn't get too many of those,
Speaker 1: but that was a doozy. That was a doozy. Also,
Speaker 1: the return of Jimmy Walker so funny. Who are you
Speaker 1: all always in my fanity? Why am I always? By
Speaker 1: the way, you got a problem man? Yeah, by the
Speaker 1: way you mentioned it last time. Jimmy Walker showed up
Speaker 1: and he makes really fun bizarre choices. Yes, like why
Speaker 1: are you all fantasies? You got a problem? Man? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was hilarious. Though that very interesting line reads make
Speaker 1: it funny, It makes it very very funny. He was
Speaker 1: kid dynamite. A little bit of trivia on Sarah Chalk
Speaker 1: in the Catcher outfit. She looks very cute at eleven
Speaker 1: forty two, but she's wearing a left handed mit Donald, Well,
Speaker 1: that's for camera purposes, obviously, I guess so. But I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, I looked on the on the on the trivia,
Speaker 1: and Sarah is a right hander. She shouldn't be wearing
Speaker 1: a left handed man right here, right here. Uh, she
Speaker 1: was helping me to help you. I don't know how
Speaker 1: she didn't laugh with him doing that in her face.
Speaker 1: I think she did. I think I need to help you,
Speaker 1: I'm sure. On the gagriel, which is probably on YouTube,
Speaker 1: you can see her cracking up at that. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: now finally it wasn't my final one. Dr Kelso saying
Speaker 1: Dr Kelso, I'm not suing the hospital and then him
Speaker 1: walking out was my biggest laugh of the show. I
Speaker 1: said it before, I'll say it again. That ship was hilarious. Man,
Speaker 1: that was funny. But my heart hates ugos. That's funny,
Speaker 1: But I mean, it's a funny line. But first of all,
Speaker 1: I'm no piece of art, and the idea that j
Speaker 1: D was saying he ates ugoes is a bit ridiculous
Speaker 1: because I'm no Brad Pitt myself. But it was funny.
Speaker 1: But it was very funny. Yeah, very funny. That end
Speaker 1: song is supposed to be five for fighting easy tonight,
Speaker 1: for licensing, purposing purposes. I listened to it on was
Speaker 1: it that on? Who you listen on Hulu? I saw
Speaker 1: it on Hulu. It wasn't that, for sure, Yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: I was on iTunes and it wasn't on iTunes. So
Speaker 1: just to reiterate, some of you have heard say this
Speaker 1: a thousand times, but those of you hadn't, um, because
Speaker 1: there was no streaming and such when this show was made,
Speaker 1: and these licensing agreements were made with these songs. Um,
Speaker 1: and unless you're watching them in certain places, Um, you
Speaker 1: have the DVDs of course, or most of the time
Speaker 1: on when you purchase it, like really purchase it iTunes
Speaker 1: or Amazon, the songs will be the original songs, I believe.
Speaker 1: But when you stream, some of those contracts have expired
Speaker 1: or didn't cover streaming. So someone who we never know
Speaker 1: and has nothing to do with Bill or Christa who
Speaker 1: did a lot of music, just put songs in. I'd
Speaker 1: love to meet that person. Maybe maybe Joel can do
Speaker 1: a homework assignment a very special episode of We Gotta
Speaker 1: Bring That. We gotta find that person and be like
Speaker 1: some mysterious intern at Disney was responsible for just putting
Speaker 1: in random songs. Because I was watching this this montage
Speaker 1: moment with Sarah starting to kick us in the I
Speaker 1: c U and I said to myself, this music isn't
Speaker 1: moving me. And one of the great things about Scrubs
Speaker 1: is when they would find the perfect they slash, we
Speaker 1: would find the perfect bit of music and it would
Speaker 1: give you goose bumps and it took the show to
Speaker 1: the next level. And people love that about the show.
Speaker 1: And it just goes to show you you can't just
Speaker 1: stick any old song in there, because a lot of
Speaker 1: the magic if this montage for me was lost because
Speaker 1: the song did nothing for me. No offense to those musicians.
Speaker 1: It's a lovely song, but it wasn't that magic that
Speaker 1: happens when you find just the right song. And I
Speaker 1: bet that five for Fighting Easy Tonight's song would have
Speaker 1: been perfect. So you tell Judy you love her at
Speaker 1: I was surprised by that. Why break through theode? I know,
Speaker 1: I don't think he's trying to do I think he's panicking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what, I think the fact that he got
Speaker 1: upset about her taking the fries panicked him because that's
Speaker 1: a sign of I really do care about you know what,
Speaker 1: this how this girl makes me feel. I care so
Speaker 1: much that I'm starting to recognize patterns, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. And when you start to recognize patterns, you're invested.
Speaker 1: And I think Turk realized, Holy cow, I'm so invested
Speaker 1: in Carla that and and and it's it's it's new
Speaker 1: for me. Therefore, he snaps with the French Fries and
Speaker 1: he doesn't know how to tell take it. And when
Speaker 1: it comes time to, you know, break up with her,
Speaker 1: what she thinks is about to happen, he tells her
Speaker 1: the truth. You know that the writers so much. The
Speaker 1: writers did a good job with that mislead, because I
Speaker 1: again haven't seen this in twenty years, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: did they break up for a few episodes. I had
Speaker 1: no idea that you were about to say I love you. Right.
Speaker 1: You did a good job, though you were. It was
Speaker 1: a very heartfelt moment, and you're a fine actor. Donald Phaison, Oh,
Speaker 1: Zach braf Actor. Two more small things. First time Dr
Speaker 1: Cox ever calls Sarah Barbie. Okay, this a little trivia
Speaker 1: for you. The two of them together was really fun.
Speaker 1: They're really good together. They were good they were good
Speaker 1: combo and um. And lastly, because there's girl Scout cookies
Speaker 1: in this episode, do you want to tell the listeners
Speaker 1: what your favorite Girl Scout cookie is? Joel? Do you
Speaker 1: want to go? First? Of all, he don't. I don't funk.
Speaker 1: Whoa uh fighting? Where's Donald? How can you have by
Speaker 1: cookies from these adorable little girls? I don't care about
Speaker 1: the girls, care about the cookie? I think? Yeah to say,
Speaker 1: I think the cookies are overpriced? You don't, okay, But
Speaker 1: for the sake of this fucking exercise, can you name
Speaker 1: your favorite dick? I don't girl Scott cook Oh my god?
Speaker 1: All right, Joel, But Joel, what's your favorite? I like
Speaker 1: Samoa's Samoas are delicious. That a frozen tag along though,
Speaker 1: is my favorite? The chocolate and peanut everyone. You're one
Speaker 1: of those ones? Dan, you want to weigh in favorite
Speaker 1: girls cook cookie? Oh he's got a box? Oh, ship
Speaker 1: got a box of Samoa's. Do you have a niece
Speaker 1: or something like that that you had to body? Where
Speaker 1: did you get those I see those girls. I see
Speaker 1: those girls and their mom on the corner, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: and they're like girls Scott cookies. Do you know my mom.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, Dan, Dan, what where did you get those?
Speaker 1: They come to my parents neighborhood all the time, so
Speaker 1: they always hit me up. They said, Dan, they're coming around,
Speaker 1: throw us in order, and I get in between five
Speaker 1: and tag boxes those smokes. You know what they're doing? Money?
Speaker 1: You know what you're doing money, Shut up down. You're
Speaker 1: supporting a charity, all right? Listen? Oh is it for charity? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they give it to the they do girls count things
Speaker 1: with it. What girls? Can you think? They're just pocketing
Speaker 1: the money and putting badges on their ship. So let
Speaker 1: me get this straight. When you think the girls cookies
Speaker 1: aren't money, let me get it prom Hold on, let
Speaker 1: me get this straight. So when you were a kid
Speaker 1: and you had to sell candy for something, you didn't
Speaker 1: pocket that money. No, And I never had one of
Speaker 1: those things because I wasn't involved in any of those activities.
Speaker 1: You ain't pocket that money. No, you're you're admitting to
Speaker 1: the audience that you stole fucking charity money. The price.
Speaker 1: All you gotta do is up the price. Instead of
Speaker 1: making it a dollar, you're making a dollar fifty and
Speaker 1: you walk away with fifty cents. This is these are
Speaker 1: these are? This is like how to hustle. You want
Speaker 1: to learn how to hustle. This is the perfect way
Speaker 1: to hustle. Listen, they gave Listen, they give kids. There's
Speaker 1: a reason why when you see those kids with the
Speaker 1: candy and the chocolate bars, that they're charging you five
Speaker 1: dollars for the chocolate. Oh my god. Well this Pelleton
Speaker 1: character be back on the next episode or is he
Speaker 1: just in this episode? He might just be this episode.
Speaker 1: But I didn't drink. Hey, check this out. I didn't
Speaker 1: drink this episode. Worked up because of the Peloton instructor,
Speaker 1: because of a Peloton instructor and how my wife responded
Speaker 1: to him. I was like, so that was really interesting
Speaker 1: that you you know, you made me, you gave me
Speaker 1: that guy. She's like, well, like I rode with him
Speaker 1: this morning. Like, oh okay, so your wife, Casey com
Speaker 1: got all worked up by this guy. I think she
Speaker 1: might have got worked But he's got better abs than you. Donald.
Speaker 1: He definitely has better abs than me. He has better
Speaker 1: guns than me. He's probably got better season's way more
Speaker 1: stamina than I have. Hey, listen, I just want to
Speaker 1: tell you something. What these girl scouts are doing in
Speaker 1: California is setting up outside the weed chops because weed
Speaker 1: is legal here, even for recreational, as it is in
Speaker 1: several other states. So you're telling me that's not a hustle.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me that's a smart hustle. That's hious.
Speaker 1: So it's not a smart hustle to up the price
Speaker 1: of girl Scout cookies, just a smart hustle, just to stay.
Speaker 1: You're not allowed to have a weed shop within feet
Speaker 1: of children. They're breaking the law. You're breaking the law
Speaker 1: Girl Scouts. If you're lining up in front of the
Speaker 1: weed shop, you're breaking the law. So Donald is now
Speaker 1: gonna you're putting the weed shop in jeopardy. I'm just
Speaker 1: getting it out there. You're gonna go out there and
Speaker 1: uh and start breaking it up right, get out in
Speaker 1: front of my weed shop. But let me get a
Speaker 1: box of some moments. First, I'm gonna call the cops.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the cops on them. First. Let me
Speaker 1: get a box. Attendment the only right, only way load,
Speaker 1: what's the what's the actual retail price? What's the actual
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