Speaker 1: But I always liked calling you shoon because I feel
Speaker 1: about nicknames when I love someone that, oh I'm on
Speaker 1: the inside, I have the inside scoop. If you love
Speaker 1: him and you're in, you're in. If you're in the
Speaker 1: cool kids group, you get to call him shoon. Right,
Speaker 1: But you created your own nickname, and all of a
Speaker 1: sudden I became Chocolate Bear, Sea Bear Sea Bear. Does
Speaker 1: anyone else from Bear? Does anyone else from Scrubs ever
Speaker 1: call you shoon? Did anyone else? Yeah? Bill does? Bill
Speaker 1: Lawrence calls your shoon? Yeah. I can't picture Sarah ever
Speaker 1: saying shoon? No, but Bill, Bill, to this day still
Speaker 1: does well. You know, you and Bill probably have spent
Speaker 1: more time with my family than anyone else in the cast,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And I remember when you,
Speaker 1: you and your brothers set up a little sound studio
Speaker 1: in your house once and you called it audio. What
Speaker 1: did you call it? Audio? Shoot? Audio shoon? Audio shoon?
Speaker 1: I bet you wish you had that audio booth right now,
Speaker 1: I do wish I had that audio. I do. That
Speaker 1: would be awesome, That would be awesome audio shoon. Anyway
Speaker 1: we should get it to do? Did you count us in?
Speaker 1: Donald that you did see. Here's some stories about shore
Speaker 1: we made about a bunch of docs and nurses and stories.
Speaker 1: So get around you here, yeat around you here. You
Speaker 1: know we're getting a lot of love on our theme song.
Speaker 1: And oh, before we forget, would you mind just laying
Speaker 1: down the MMM because we never got it and I
Speaker 1: think the song at the very end should have you
Speaker 1: doing that. So well, we gotta get the key and
Speaker 1: all of that stuff and could do a temporary one
Speaker 1: and Dan will lay it on for us. M. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, it's gonna be out of key. It might
Speaker 1: be out of key, but Dan, I like that one
Speaker 1: better the hum No, So Dan, now I want you,
Speaker 1: but I want you to do in the editor replay
Speaker 1: the theme song now with the addition of Donald's here's
Speaker 1: some stories about show. We made about a bunch of nurses, said,
Speaker 1: he's the stories, So getta around you here are yato
Speaker 1: around here? Donald. This is a very special episode of
Speaker 1: Scrubs because it has so much in it, and it
Speaker 1: has your favorite thing in the world, which is go ahead,
Speaker 1: Star Wars. Holy shit, I got so excited about two
Speaker 1: things go one when I realized it was the aspin
Speaker 1: episode so much I jumped for joy so much in
Speaker 1: this episode. The ass box, right, the ass box, the
Speaker 1: things that people have actually stuck up there. But you
Speaker 1: know you might think that those were fake. Well, some
Speaker 1: of them were fake. But the problem with the light
Speaker 1: bulb when you stick it up your butt is you'll
Speaker 1: never get it out without breaking the light bulb. No,
Speaker 1: that's a different episode, by the way, when when the
Speaker 1: light bulb is up someone's ass and Johnny C says,
Speaker 1: either this guy has a light bulb of his ass
Speaker 1: or his colon has a great idea. I thought that
Speaker 1: was this episode, but it's actually a different episode. We
Speaker 1: went back to that room. That joke could be used again.
Speaker 1: But I want you the audience to know that this
Speaker 1: is a real thing. We learned when we were making
Speaker 1: this that hospitals have collections of things they've pulled out
Speaker 1: of people who stick stuff in their assholes. Right, yeah,
Speaker 1: ass box is a real thing, and ask box is
Speaker 1: a real thing. Unfortunately it's sacred heart. There's no lost
Speaker 1: and found, but there's an ass box. There's something funny
Speaker 1: about the word ass when you attach it to anything.
Speaker 1: You laughed. I laughed every time someone said as box.
Speaker 1: I laughed when I think it was Judy said ass
Speaker 1: pen right. Not only that I laughed when people call
Speaker 1: other people ass face. I think I laughed every time
Speaker 1: someone says ass head or ass face, asshole, that those
Speaker 1: are funny words. Yeah, ass next to anything. I'm wearing
Speaker 1: these big rain boots today, Donald, I want to show you.
Speaker 1: Let me see what are you doing? Are you gardening?
Speaker 1: Well it's it's pissing rain in Los Angeles. And you
Speaker 1: are British now, well yeah, and the British is wearing
Speaker 1: off on me. I I should say the British is
Speaker 1: contagious because I'm wearing like my big gardening boots. And
Speaker 1: we have a should be like Peter in a Peter
Speaker 1: Rabbit movie. We have a puppy, so I have to
Speaker 1: be out in the rain trying to potty train a
Speaker 1: puppy and these are my puppy training rain boots. All right,
Speaker 1: let's get into this episode. Now, wait before we do.
Speaker 1: When I was on the phone with you and Casey,
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry to the audience. I know I told
Speaker 1: you that I was going to refrain from talking to
Speaker 1: Donald because I wanted to save all our contact for
Speaker 1: the podcast. But Casey was chiming in on the speaker
Speaker 1: phone on your cell phone, and she said that you
Speaker 1: are not even letting the children walk around the block. Donald,
Speaker 1: I think you got to air those kids out. You know,
Speaker 1: we go on walks every now and then, like yeah,
Speaker 1: but like once a week. That's not enough. I think
Speaker 1: as long as you I mean, I'm not a parent,
Speaker 1: and I understand why you would be terrified. But I
Speaker 1: think I know, bro, I think if you're nowhere near anyone,
Speaker 1: you can have the kids go around the block. I
Speaker 1: think that's you're allowed to do that. You got to
Speaker 1: air them out, right. Unfortunately, it's been raining, so I
Speaker 1: haven't been able to do that. I hear that message
Speaker 1: loud and clear. Listen, I am kids have Kevin fever
Speaker 1: for sure. I am in no position to give parenting advice,
Speaker 1: but I am I am the godfather of these children,
Speaker 1: and as godfather, I would like them to walk around
Speaker 1: the block once a fucking week. Wow. Okay, okay, yes,
Speaker 1: write that down notes. Listen, they're my kids. I love
Speaker 1: the case. He was in the background like he won't
Speaker 1: even let him walk around the block. All right, should
Speaker 1: you get in the episode. I've been trying to do
Speaker 1: that for a lot. You know, but you know there
Speaker 1: is a we do have a catch up phase. Donald.
Speaker 1: The section one is Zach and Donald ketch up up
Speaker 1: and you're rushing just because you're so excited about Star Wars.
Speaker 1: You're excited about Star Wars. I'm excited about the Aspen.
Speaker 1: I'm excited about the title of the show, My two Dads.
Speaker 1: I love that Craig Zisk directed this episode. Is a
Speaker 1: very fine, fine TV director and this was his first
Speaker 1: episode for us, and also written by a writing team
Speaker 1: Garret Nan and Neil Goldman, two of our our favorite writers.
Speaker 1: Some writers work in the writer's room as an individual,
Speaker 1: and some writers are writing teams, and this is the first.
Speaker 1: I think this is the only am I correct all
Speaker 1: this was the only writing team season one, I believe so.
Speaker 1: But also not just that. They went on to do
Speaker 1: other things. They came from Family Guy, then they started,
Speaker 1: Then they did Scrubs, they went onto Community. Yes, they
Speaker 1: ran your Community and then went on to do other
Speaker 1: projects after that. Like these guys started. These guys started.
Speaker 1: I would I would love to say humble beginnings, but wow,
Speaker 1: they started with Family Guy and then went right into
Speaker 1: Scrubs and then after that Community. That's a string of
Speaker 1: hits to work on. I would they were very funny,
Speaker 1: and they are very funny, and they were very different.
Speaker 1: I always thought it was interesting that they were partners
Speaker 1: because they were the two of them were just such
Speaker 1: different people. Yeah, but wrote such funny scripts. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: were the perfect partnership. This episode is jam packed and
Speaker 1: has more fantasies than a lot of episodes. Speaking of that,
Speaker 1: I used to get and I don't think I ever
Speaker 1: told you this, but I used to get jealous. And
Speaker 1: it all comes to a head at the end of
Speaker 1: this episode. But you used to do some of the
Speaker 1: coolest fantasies throughout the show, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And this was the first time where a fantasy came up.
Speaker 1: And I ran up on Bill and I was like, Bill,
Speaker 1: you gotta put me in this fucking fantasy. Man, you
Speaker 1: got you gotta put me in this fantasy. It's Star Wars, dude,
Speaker 1: And I don't know if you know this, but I
Speaker 1: love Star Wars. He's like, well, who would you be?
Speaker 1: And I was like, just make me Han solo, Just
Speaker 1: make me Han solo. And I'm there and it happens,
Speaker 1: and he was like all right, yeah, fine. Not only
Speaker 1: did you weren't originally in it. No, it was just you,
Speaker 1: and it was just JD. Cox and Kelso okay, and
Speaker 1: I'm sure that Bill was like and then Bill was
Speaker 1: probably like, oh, we gotta add the others if we're
Speaker 1: gonna add yeah, we gotta. If we add Donald, we
Speaker 1: gotta add everybody else, which created a great joke, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, for the z Chewy and then
Speaker 1: fucking the Janet Her. For those of you who don't
Speaker 1: know this, and I'm guessing you're getting a sense, Donald
Speaker 1: Phaison is the biggest Star Wars fan that I have
Speaker 1: ever met in my life. And Harry Brothers too. No,
Speaker 1: you're by far the most. And now you voice a
Speaker 1: character on What Tell Everyone on Star Wars Resistance Hype
Speaker 1: Phase on. The character was named after me. Dave Filoni
Speaker 1: named the character after me. That's a big deal, Donald,
Speaker 1: Not only for you all, but Donald Hobby is stop
Speaker 1: motion animation and with legos, he has made several Star
Speaker 1: Wars animated lego films that you can check out on YouTube,
Speaker 1: and they're called Black storm Trooper. Right. So I realized
Speaker 1: how my stop motion, How I got into stop motion,
Speaker 1: and it was because of Star Wars I always thought
Speaker 1: that it was the adapts and the Empire strikes back
Speaker 1: when they're attacking the Rebel based on the planet Hath.
Speaker 1: But it turns out there was a video that came
Speaker 1: out around the same time Return of the Jedi came
Speaker 1: out called Star Wars from Star Wars to Jedi, and
Speaker 1: it was like the behind the scenes and all the
Speaker 1: special effects that went into making Star Wars, and like
Speaker 1: the documentary is about an hour and a half, thirty
Speaker 1: minutes of the documentary is all based on is all
Speaker 1: dedicated to stop motion animation. And I watched this as
Speaker 1: a kid, and I had it on video as a kid,
Speaker 1: and it wasn't until like the behind the scenes specials
Speaker 1: that came out with it and with that from Star
Speaker 1: Wars to Jedi was in that package. And I realized
Speaker 1: then and there after watching it, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this was the this was the this was the plug
Speaker 1: and um and you combined your love of Star Wars
Speaker 1: with your love of stop motion animation. Now you're not
Speaker 1: gonna say this because it would be too controversial, but
Speaker 1: I'm going to say that when J. J. Abrams made
Speaker 1: the new movie and there was a black Stormtrooper, I
Speaker 1: went come on, buddy, somebody saw Donald's lego movies. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna getta lean back in your chair and don't say
Speaker 1: a word. I'm saying as a fan of your stop
Speaker 1: motion movies, the hero of which was the first Black Stormtrooper,
Speaker 1: and then the zillion dollar movie comes out. I said
Speaker 1: to myself, come on, buddy, don't speak. Don't speak. I
Speaker 1: don't want to get you in trouble with all your
Speaker 1: your Star Wars of Friends. What's his name? The guy
Speaker 1: with the cowboy had is the super Superstar Wars. Dave Felony.
Speaker 1: That's the man right there. I want to be on
Speaker 1: the You know George Lucas. George Lucas pretty much gave
Speaker 1: him the keys to the Corvette. Man. Yeah, man, he's
Speaker 1: the keeper of He's the keeper of the lore, right
Speaker 1: and when they go and do other things, he's involved
Speaker 1: in stuff like that. But you know, his his stuff
Speaker 1: like the Clone Wars Rebels. Is he involved the Mandalorian.
Speaker 1: He is the executive producer of The Mandalorian. I really
Speaker 1: like when he's involved, when they have him involved, I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, man, it's really really good stuff. I I
Speaker 1: you know, Dave Feloni should be if you ask me,
Speaker 1: You know, he should be always asked, well what do
Speaker 1: you think of this? Dave? And let him? I think
Speaker 1: he is right. Isn't he the keeper of the lore?
Speaker 1: If you will? I don't know if that's always the
Speaker 1: way it goes. I don't know how they gotta say.
Speaker 1: I'm not the biggest, as big as Star Wars, geek
Speaker 1: as you, but I really am enjoying the Mandalorian and
Speaker 1: it's great. I know. Baby Yoda is like the biggest
Speaker 1: marketing cash grab merchandise and cash grab has ever been done.
Speaker 1: But I want one. I want a baby Yoda. Who
Speaker 1: doesn't want a baby? I want a baby Yoda. I
Speaker 1: want to real life Viviota. Can we get to the
Speaker 1: episode Donald, for God's sake? At twenty one seconds in
Speaker 1: there's a reference to the Rock. Now this is two
Speaker 1: thousand and one. The Rock is a very famous wrestler.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's made films yet. She does
Speaker 1: say he's a film star, he says, she says he's
Speaker 1: a movie star, but he's not the rock that he is. Now, No, right,
Speaker 1: it wasn't like he was. That's a good question, Joel.
Speaker 1: Can you look up what films had the Rock made
Speaker 1: in two thousand and one. I don't know how many
Speaker 1: it is, but obviously enough for Sarah to say he's
Speaker 1: a film star. Well look I'll say this right now, yes,
Speaker 1: go ahead. The Scorpion King, I think was the first
Speaker 1: Joe Joel's cracking up. What do you crack? The first
Speaker 1: big rock at Joel's outfit today? She's all matching it
Speaker 1: now she's all yellow. She got on and it was
Speaker 1: all yellow. You look good, Joel? All right? What's the
Speaker 1: rocks credits in two thousand and one thus far in
Speaker 1: his career? Just the highlights we don't need, like the
Speaker 1: little Indy he did and stad you always go so
Speaker 1: the Mummy returns Ben Scorpion King, then run down, then
Speaker 1: walking tall, and then he really hits it off in
Speaker 1: two thousand and five. Would be cool? Okay, there you go. Cool?
Speaker 1: What was be cool? Be cool? I imagine the rock
Speaker 1: just running around. Be cool. It's a comedy with who
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart? No, it's got John Travolta and Uma Thurman
Speaker 1: and Vince vaugh Ah. Right, it's to get shorty uh sequel? Okay? Right,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, well he was a movie star,
Speaker 1: then we we're wrong but he wasn't the level of
Speaker 1: like global. I mean, he's like the biggest movie star
Speaker 1: in the world now, right him. Well there's him, Kevin Hart,
Speaker 1: Will Smith still Harrison Ford Smith. Will Smith. I don't
Speaker 1: think is on the level of the Rock these days
Speaker 1: because the Rock rarely, the Rock rarely. Last movie was
Speaker 1: Bad Boys from Life, and I think, really, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, and I love Will Smith. Don't think
Speaker 1: I'm taking anything away from him. I just think that
Speaker 1: the Rock doesn't really have bombs. He's you know, there
Speaker 1: used to be movie he does. Does the Rock has
Speaker 1: a mom? Yeah? Oh, the beach One, the Baywatch, the Baywatch.
Speaker 1: I sound like my dad. The Baywatch. My dad saw
Speaker 1: dream Girls and he goes, and he had never heard
Speaker 1: of Beyonce, and but he saw dream Girls and he goes,
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you this bay Once she is something.
Speaker 1: And h I just we always called me because if
Speaker 1: us tell my dad he was just he was so
Speaker 1: taken by her, understandably like the rest of earth, but
Speaker 1: he was like, this Bayonce she is something. Can we
Speaker 1: get to the episode, Donald, We've been in the episode?
Speaker 1: All right? All right? So the Rock and then the
Speaker 1: family feud Fantasy. I remember going to the Real Family
Speaker 1: Feud set and that was exciting. I'd never been on
Speaker 1: a game show set before, and I thought it was
Speaker 1: very funny that the breakdown is Boobs ninety three seeing
Speaker 1: the Rock, four, beer sandwiches, two World Piece one. So
Speaker 1: it was when they did when they when they pulled
Speaker 1: a hundred people, two different people in this scenario said
Speaker 1: beer sandwiches. Wow. But you know, it's crazy that it
Speaker 1: says the Rock is one of them, also, because I
Speaker 1: feel like the Rock is kind of the I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's been said before, but he's like, male, Oprah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? How do you mean? Like
Speaker 1: the Rock says, Yo, this is what we're doing, And
Speaker 1: it seems like a whole community of people are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is what we're doing. The Rock set. So I know,
Speaker 1: but I don't think the Rock was that level of
Speaker 1: of mega fandom then, but right now it's it speaks
Speaker 1: volumes of how steady his career has been and how
Speaker 1: he is amazing. Dude, Okay, Donald loves the Rock. Who
Speaker 1: doesn't love the Rock exactly? That's my point. That's like
Speaker 1: somebody saying something bad about Bruno Mars you're like what
Speaker 1: I feel like, there's Bruno Mars. You know, I'm sure
Speaker 1: there's people who don't like Bruno Mars. There's probably a few.
Speaker 1: There's people who don't like anything. I once saw this
Speaker 1: video on YouTube and it was sweet. It probably tears
Speaker 1: to my eyes. It was literally ad ad seeing a
Speaker 1: duet with his little adorable daughter on a guitar, and
Speaker 1: it like brought to here's my eyes. It was the
Speaker 1: sweetest thing in the world. And then I looked on
Speaker 1: YouTube and there were like thousands of thumbs downs, like
Speaker 1: people were like, no, no to this, How dare you
Speaker 1: sing with that little daughter? Too fucking adorable? I hate it?
Speaker 1: Fuck you. You can find people to hate anything. Donald, Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you want to sing Taylor Swift hater's gonna hate
Speaker 1: right now? Well, I mean she's the one that taught
Speaker 1: me that. She's the one that taught you that hater's
Speaker 1: gonna hate hate hate hate hate. Yeah. I mean, once
Speaker 1: she said it, it was like, you're right. One thirty two,
Speaker 1: I wrote down Matt Winston returns now Matt Winston who
Speaker 1: plays doctor Steadman and who humps Kelso's leg here. I
Speaker 1: just think I decided I'm Starry. I know we're early
Speaker 1: in this podcast, but he is my vote so far
Speaker 1: for most underused funny supporting character. Agreed. I think Bill
Speaker 1: had a thing with him. I don't know what happened,
Speaker 1: but every time I see him, I crack up. And
Speaker 1: I don't know why this guy was not like one
Speaker 1: of the go to regulars. He could have been. He
Speaker 1: should have been around for a really long time. May
Speaker 1: I'm sure I may have found a way to annoy
Speaker 1: Bill or something. Because it doesn't make any sense, It
Speaker 1: doesn't come you. We're gonna have to ask that, you
Speaker 1: know what, Joelle, Remember when Bill said we could ask
Speaker 1: him things. Ask and we'll insert Bill here. Why did
Speaker 1: you stop using Matt Winston? Bill, come on, we'll tell
Speaker 1: you guys. I should have used Matt Winston more. He
Speaker 1: was really funny. But when we were that early on
Speaker 1: the show, we were always shooting episodes that were five, six, seven,
Speaker 1: sometimes even eleven or twelve minutes long, and I was
Speaker 1: still trying to find room for my pals Rob Maschio,
Speaker 1: you know, as a buddy of mine, and I wanted
Speaker 1: to get him in all the time. Neil Flynn wasn't
Speaker 1: even a regular, and we wanted to get him in.
Speaker 1: We were essentially doing an A story, a B story,
Speaker 1: a C story, and a janitor runner, which, if you're wondering,
Speaker 1: is too much. So we kept using Matt Winston over
Speaker 1: the years and he kept working. He was in About
Speaker 1: Schmidt and he was in your movie. Zach. Should have
Speaker 1: used him more. He's super super funny, cool bit of trivia.
Speaker 1: Do you guys know who Matt Winston's dad is? That's
Speaker 1: all I'm saying. I miss you, guys. Why am I
Speaker 1: not back already with you? See you? And I love
Speaker 1: that Kelso didn't know your name for the first few
Speaker 1: this whole time. The reason why he's been calling you
Speaker 1: sport and everything like that, because he still doesn't know
Speaker 1: your name. I literally laughed out loud when when he
Speaker 1: said when I said, that's the that's the manufacture of
Speaker 1: the clipboard, sir, that's very funny, very very funny. Um,
Speaker 1: I just thought he was a funny, funny guy. And uh,
Speaker 1: but yeah, that scene was really funny. And by the way,
Speaker 1: a little trivia I saw on the interwebs because I
Speaker 1: did research today on the interwebs. Um, you know, there's
Speaker 1: all this talk that the janitor h didn't acknowledge anyone
Speaker 1: else in season one but me. But there's a little
Speaker 1: debate because he passes the janitor and says smells like
Speaker 1: ammonious pungent today. He might just be saying that out
Speaker 1: to the universal. He might not be acknowledging the janitor,
Speaker 1: But no, I think he's I honestly do believe he's
Speaker 1: acknowledging the janitor, right. That's not helping the scrubs lord
Speaker 1: that Yeah, well, you know what, it doesn't track. Some
Speaker 1: things just don't track. He might have just come into
Speaker 1: the hallway Donald and gone up Ammonia's pungent today. Listen,
Speaker 1: just because we're on the show and we're best friends
Speaker 1: with the creator of the show, doesn't mean that everything
Speaker 1: has to track. Dude, all right, this didn't track. It
Speaker 1: didn't though, Okay, somebody fucked up. I love the fact
Speaker 1: that Carla and Turk's relationship is moving to the next level.
Speaker 1: They are now bumping uglies or they're about to bump uglies.
Speaker 1: And what does Zach what does JD do? He comes
Speaker 1: in and he ruins it. Yeah, see blocks, you see
Speaker 1: block for real? And I was always I always thought,
Speaker 1: you know, Carla totally mind fucks turk man like. She
Speaker 1: even says to him, do you want me to take
Speaker 1: you into the room right now and we can have sex?
Speaker 1: And when you come out, you'll be walking sideways because
Speaker 1: I'll use I will have used all your up and downs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very aggressive. What person in their right mind is
Speaker 1: gonna say no, I don't want that. She mind fucks
Speaker 1: him so hard that he's like, no, I don't want that.
Speaker 1: I like that. She's such a strong woman. She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to bang you so hard you won't be
Speaker 1: able to move, do you want to? And you're like,
Speaker 1: oh no, but this bullshit though that you would be like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but it's bullshit that you would be like,
Speaker 1: um that I panic? He panicked. I know, Yeah that
Speaker 1: was funny. That was funny. Well, I wanted to talk
Speaker 1: about my nipples real quick. The band aids on the
Speaker 1: nipples right now. Have you ever been on sets where
Speaker 1: your nipples the air conditionings on, and and and your
Speaker 1: nipples are so hard it looks like you're smuggling raisins
Speaker 1: and and you're you're saying, I can't wear this shirt
Speaker 1: because I I've got rock hard nipples. Absolutely so on
Speaker 1: my last show I did that was it was really bad.
Speaker 1: So I started, I mean, it's embarrassing, but I wore
Speaker 1: pasties because the wardrobe truck has pasties for women, and
Speaker 1: I I said, yeah, but they're mostly for women, but
Speaker 1: in men in this case, because I was like, I
Speaker 1: can't do this scene and list this shirt. It looks
Speaker 1: ridiculous because it's freezing in here. My nips are rock hard.
Speaker 1: Bring out the pasties. So he just became a running
Speaker 1: joke with the word of department. They'd be like, Okay, Zach,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be in this shirt today, and do you
Speaker 1: think you'll need your pasties? Do you remember what you
Speaker 1: used to call my nipples? What you don't remember, Oh,
Speaker 1: melted her, she's kisses. Yes, that's what they look like
Speaker 1: they do. Next time you guys see Donald topless on
Speaker 1: the screen, zoom in and they look like little cute
Speaker 1: and melted her she's kissing. Ah. I can't believe I
Speaker 1: remember that, all right. So this is a perfect example.
Speaker 1: How we were talking with Bill on the episode a
Speaker 1: few days ago, and we were talking about how Kelso
Speaker 1: is all about insurance and Cox is all about, you know,
Speaker 1: breaking the rules so that he can get patients taken
Speaker 1: care of because he's one of those doctors that actually cares. Obviously,
Speaker 1: this couldn't be more relevant than anything today, This debate
Speaker 1: that we've been having in this country forever, and we
Speaker 1: were having on this show. I mean, you couldn't make
Speaker 1: this show and not start off early on and discuss
Speaker 1: the problem of health insurance and how doctors have to
Speaker 1: deal with this huge crisis when patients don't have health insurance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you know me, personally, I would prefer a doctor
Speaker 1: like Cox, But I can see how a hospital can
Speaker 1: go broke if you have a bunch of doctors like that.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Well, this is the debate
Speaker 1: of our time, Donald, and we won't begin we won't
Speaker 1: even begin to wade into the debate because we're not
Speaker 1: nearly smart enough. But I did think that this was
Speaker 1: very well articulated. This, I mean, before I remembered this
Speaker 1: was the Star Wars episode, I said to myself, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a battle of good verse evil and
Speaker 1: and and they're fighting over the soul of JD on
Speaker 1: the golf course. Absolutely, And you think, you honestly believe
Speaker 1: because of how emotional you get when your mentor kind
Speaker 1: of washes his hand. When he washes his hands with you,
Speaker 1: you almost fall to the dark side. And it's really
Speaker 1: easy to fall to the dark side. This is this
Speaker 1: is why I love this. This is why I love this.
Speaker 1: I can talk about Star Wars now. No. I have
Speaker 1: a feeling you're gonna find a way. Maybe I have
Speaker 1: a feeling you're going to start a side project, a
Speaker 1: side hustle about Star Wars. There's probably nine thousand Star
Speaker 1: Wars podcast Oh, I'm sure there are. Yeah, I'm bros
Speaker 1: sitting around talking about the jedies. What's your favorite? Let's
Speaker 1: digress for a moment. What's your favorite? You have to
Speaker 1: pick one Star Wars film or there's a gun to
Speaker 1: your head, go Vampire strikes back. That's the easiest. That's
Speaker 1: everyone says that, right if you're a mega fan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for me, it's it was. It was the Christmas special,
Speaker 1: the one with with with Chewy on the Beach. Rogue
Speaker 1: one is my favorite Star Wars movie. It's you have
Speaker 1: to go to the premiere and partially because it's everything
Speaker 1: I love about the animated Star Wars brought to the
Speaker 1: live action screen. It's the first time Darth Vader is
Speaker 1: every really scary? It was? Well, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you one thing that part. If that didn't
Speaker 1: make the movie, that would have been people would have
Speaker 1: been pissed off, like two weeks before release. Dude, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: that's that's well, I didn't know you were a mega fan.
Speaker 1: Maybe you can be Donald's co host didn't Star Wars
Speaker 1: podcast later, I would do Stars, we should, we should
Speaker 1: shoot it. One thing I've always wanted to ask you, Donald,
Speaker 1: is how come in the e Walk song at the
Speaker 1: end of Return the Jedi, they say, yump nub it chicky,
Speaker 1: why why and then they go celebrate the life? Does
Speaker 1: that mean that there's no ewoks for celebrate the life?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to say yes, okay, so it just
Speaker 1: doesn't translate yub nub it chicky, why why celebrate the life?
Speaker 1: Right right? Yump nub hallelu They're nah yum nub you
Speaker 1: know the whole celebrate the life. Oh my god. Dan
Speaker 1: is telling me that Joel is the most knowledgeable person
Speaker 1: on Star Wars, Marvel, Watchman, literally a million mega fan thing. Well,
Speaker 1: this is the Scrubs podcast, I know, Donald, Let's get
Speaker 1: back to it. Knowledgeable in scrubs. Yeah she is, but
Speaker 1: apparently we're learning something about Joel that she is mega
Speaker 1: mega mega star Wars geek like you. Well, we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to trivia her later. All right, Donald, back to
Speaker 1: our our show. So we were talking about Cox's breaking
Speaker 1: the rules, and but then one of the funniest things
Speaker 1: that we almost saw an eagle. Yes, so yeah, when
Speaker 1: he spends you. Yeah yeah. I laughed so hard at
Speaker 1: you losing your balance after two revolutions. I think, I really,
Speaker 1: I think that was genuine There were two episodes, two
Speaker 1: places in this episode where I genuinely fell. One after
Speaker 1: Johnny c spit spun me in that sort of wonder
Speaker 1: Years and that was shot on like Super eight film
Speaker 1: to look like the old school. And then when I'm
Speaker 1: in the water hazard, is that what you call it?
Speaker 1: A water hazard? When I'm in the When I'm in
Speaker 1: the water hazard and I'm and I'm golfing, I remember
Speaker 1: I legit fell in that moment and wasn't supposed to.
Speaker 1: I slipped. Wow. And speaking of golf, that's how professional
Speaker 1: I am. Donald, I kept going as you should. Speaking
Speaker 1: of golf. John C McGinley I think has been trying
Speaker 1: to hustle me because I picked up golf. Well after
Speaker 1: we finished Scrubs, I picked up golf. As a matter
Speaker 1: of fact, my standing on Scrubs. Deontay Gordon, yes, when
Speaker 1: Scrubs was all said and done, he was the one
Speaker 1: that took me out to the golf course and was like,
Speaker 1: you know, because my wife had told me, you need
Speaker 1: to stop playing basketball. You getting hurt all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm sick and tired, and you were playing tennis. You
Speaker 1: were getting really good at tennis. I was getting good
Speaker 1: at tennis, but I was hurting myself a lot, right.
Speaker 1: She was like, you gotta get you gotta start. And also,
Speaker 1: tennis is very expensive. Let's just be honest. Tennis expensive
Speaker 1: to play. What you're just paying the court fee? What
Speaker 1: do you do you mean lessons, lessons, all of that stuff.
Speaker 1: To get good, you have to get lessons. And I
Speaker 1: was like, well, what do I want to play that
Speaker 1: I can play for the rest of my life. And
Speaker 1: I said, you know, I picked up golf, and Deontay
Speaker 1: took me to the golf course and we practiced playing
Speaker 1: golf quite a bit, and then finally, you know, we
Speaker 1: went out and we played and we play a lot. Now.
Speaker 1: We play golf together. John C McGinley. I you know,
Speaker 1: I expressed to him that I love golf, and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh wow, dude, I picked up golf also. I just
Speaker 1: got into it. I'm really excited as well. This was
Speaker 1: the last time we saw him at Bill's birthday party
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh wow. I was like, we
Speaker 1: should go out now. You know, in my mind, I'm
Speaker 1: thinking I'm about to bust John C McGain lee's ass
Speaker 1: in golf. And then we watched this episode. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he's got a really good golf swing. And dude, he
Speaker 1: really hit that put. I mean that no one was
Speaker 1: and he did that walk away that was all real.
Speaker 1: I think he you know, they thought, okay, if you know,
Speaker 1: we don't have time to sit here all day. He
Speaker 1: got a long put, we'll cut it up if we
Speaker 1: need to. He literally hit the ball and then walked
Speaker 1: away and it went in and he was so fucking happy.
Speaker 1: I've never seen that man so happy in my whole life.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just put it out there. I think he
Speaker 1: was trying to hustle me. He's really good. He was
Speaker 1: good then, he was good twenty years ago. He's saying
Speaker 1: he's not good. Now, that's no, but that's what I'm
Speaker 1: trying to say. Golf is one of those games. The
Speaker 1: longer you play it, the better you are at Well,
Speaker 1: maybe he was just saying he was rusty or something. Rusty,
Speaker 1: my ass he belongs to a country club. I think
Speaker 1: Ken really hit that ball off. Yeah, and look, Ken's
Speaker 1: freakin swing was amazing. Mine was not good. And I
Speaker 1: remember really feeling nervous and that the whole crew was
Speaker 1: watching me, and there was clearly going to be a
Speaker 1: joke like, oh, here it comes the guy who's not
Speaker 1: good at sports, and we're gonna be here all day
Speaker 1: trying to make him look good. And uh and yeah,
Speaker 1: it was very uncomfortable and good, well Bill, Bill cut
Speaker 1: it together for me to make me look decent. It's
Speaker 1: definitely clear that you don't play golf all the time. Now,
Speaker 1: the character didn't donald sure, but I was. I'm very
Speaker 1: I'm actually I should have told the audience I'm actually excellent,
Speaker 1: but JAD needed to be shitty. So what you're really
Speaker 1: good at now, though, is tennis. Man, I'm very impressed
Speaker 1: with Thank you. I don't know if I'm really good,
Speaker 1: but I really love it. I'm having I never was
Speaker 1: into sports, and I finally found something that I genuinely
Speaker 1: love doing in tennis other than badminton. I can't play badminton,
Speaker 1: but I I do love to throw a frisbee, but
Speaker 1: I but I love tennis and we have the same
Speaker 1: tennis and doctor Chris Krab, he's amazing. Give him Chris
Speaker 1: Crab a shout out, even though you can't even get
Speaker 1: an appointment with the darn guy. He works a lot.
Speaker 1: Also an actor. Also an actor, he was on a show.
Speaker 1: Do you know the name of his Canadian series when
Speaker 1: he was a child, something Bay, Danger Bay, Danger Bay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Chris Crab Danger Bay. Our tennis coach is an actor,
Speaker 1: but was on a Canadian series when he was a
Speaker 1: kid and it was called Danger Bay. So Danger Bayou.
Speaker 1: All go watch Danger Bay clips right now on YouTube,
Speaker 1: not right now, after this podcast, after the podcast is over. Wait,
Speaker 1: I wrote down something. Oh so I'm going backwards a bit,
Speaker 1: but there's a reference to he calls me, are you there, God,
Speaker 1: it's me Margaret, And that's a Judy Bloom book. Now. Coincidentally,
Speaker 1: when I was a child, I was we had to
Speaker 1: do a book report and I just randomly chose a
Speaker 1: Judy bloombook because I liked Judy Bloom, and I chose
Speaker 1: to do my book report on Are you there, God,
Speaker 1: it's me Margaret, not realizing at the time that it's
Speaker 1: a story about a young girl getting her period for
Speaker 1: the first time. And I remember the teacher saying to
Speaker 1: my parents, like, you know, he did a really nice
Speaker 1: job with the book report, but it's it's a bit
Speaker 1: curious that he chose a story about it a young
Speaker 1: woman getting her period. I don't know, he's an odd
Speaker 1: ball kid. I was like, Okay, that's the book report today, Bloom.
Speaker 1: Are you there, God, it's me Margaret. But you know what,
Speaker 1: it made me very as a young child. I empathized
Speaker 1: with with what the girls were going through because I
Speaker 1: had learned about it through direct You should direct and
Speaker 1: write a movie that's not about dudes and write a
Speaker 1: movie about women. I am. Actually the thing I'm writing
Speaker 1: right now is about a woman. She's the lead, and
Speaker 1: I mean, not a child and not it's not the
Speaker 1: story of a young girl getting her period, but it
Speaker 1: could change. I don't know. I didn't say child, I
Speaker 1: said woman. Yeah. Yeah. I am the protagonist of my
Speaker 1: of the thing I'm writing right now is a woman
Speaker 1: in her mid twenties. And on that note, we're gonna
Speaker 1: go to commercial right now. Someone's gonna sell you something.
Speaker 1: Go someone. We're back, Yes, and we are back. I
Speaker 1: always wanted to say that. That's the fun thing about
Speaker 1: having a podcast. You can say things like we're back
Speaker 1: with Donald Phazon from Scrubs, I'm here with Zach Braff,
Speaker 1: Yes Live coming to you Live from Hollywood at six
Speaker 1: thirty two, when when Sarah shows her breast to the
Speaker 1: little boy, if you if you pause it, the little
Speaker 1: boy spikes the lens. Now, for those of you don't
Speaker 1: know this bit of jargon, um and this is gonna sorry,
Speaker 1: it's gonna ruin film and TV for you now. So
Speaker 1: if you don't want film and TV forever to be
Speaker 1: ruined for you, mute the next minute. But spiking the
Speaker 1: lens is when an actor accidentally looks into the lens
Speaker 1: of the camera, and not like on purpose. You know,
Speaker 1: sometimes the person's looking right into the camera like Faris
Speaker 1: Bueler because he's talking to you. But spikes lens is
Speaker 1: by accident, and it kind of breaks down that fourth
Speaker 1: wall of hey, we're doing this imagine or he played
Speaker 1: for you. You'll see it all the time with with
Speaker 1: people actors in the background because they they're kind of
Speaker 1: looking when the camera's coming near them, and they look
Speaker 1: directly into the lens. And actors do it all the
Speaker 1: time by accident, but it's usually edited out. But I
Speaker 1: noticed that this little boy who should be looking at
Speaker 1: Sarah's breast looks at the camera directly into the lens
Speaker 1: when it passes. So there, Yeah, I don't think Sarah
Speaker 1: really showed him his breasts, and no, of course not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he had. I think she had a beige band on
Speaker 1: or something, and that was that was his moment of
Speaker 1: like I thought I would go see some pities. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're saying in protest, he spiked the lens. He
Speaker 1: ruined the shot. He ruined the shot in protest, I
Speaker 1: was told when I got this part, I'd be seeing
Speaker 1: Sarah Chalk's breast. I just wanted to do a little
Speaker 1: I think it's good to give people a little some
Speaker 1: some filmmaking jargon as we go. So now you know
Speaker 1: the term spiking the lens or breaking the fourth wall. Yes,
Speaker 1: I love the fact that in that scene Turk is
Speaker 1: talking about what gift am I going to get my
Speaker 1: new girlfriend? And he thinks flowers and he thinks chalk,
Speaker 1: and those are very cliche, especially for a you know,
Speaker 1: a beginning, the beginning of a relationship later on, flowers
Speaker 1: are like the little things. And if you can bring
Speaker 1: flowers to the table at any point, does your wife
Speaker 1: like getting flowers from your loves? Flowers? She thinks, but
Speaker 1: not necessarily for anniversaries and stuff like that. They're great gifts.
Speaker 1: But if you can just brighten a house with some flowers, right,
Speaker 1: I don't know about just not just women, men, kids, anyone.
Speaker 1: It really does brighten up a room when you walk
Speaker 1: into a room and there's some form of flower growth.
Speaker 1: In of course, flower growth. Now you're saying, but when
Speaker 1: you do you ever come home before we were in
Speaker 1: isolation and just surprise your wife with flowers. I did
Speaker 1: that a couple of times, a couple of times, a
Speaker 1: couple of times, and when done correctly, well, you know
Speaker 1: you can't do it all the time. Well you can't
Speaker 1: do it all the time, but married a long time,
Speaker 1: you might want to crank it up more than a
Speaker 1: couple I do. Listen, after isolation, I'm telling you right now,
Speaker 1: now you're gonna do It's like it's like isolation has
Speaker 1: been like, uh, you know, I'm gonna work out tomorrow.
Speaker 1: After tomorrow, I'm gonna be working out every day once
Speaker 1: isolation's over, I'm gonna do everything I possibly can to
Speaker 1: make my wife happy. But right now, right shit, do
Speaker 1: you guys go and have like time apart other than
Speaker 1: doing the podcast in your closets? You guys find a
Speaker 1: way to be separated? Because yes, because Bill told me.
Speaker 1: Bill told me that Christa set up a guest bedroom
Speaker 1: in the house and said that's your office, and um,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be there nine to five. That would be awesome.
Speaker 1: I would love one of those. So you guys are
Speaker 1: just together. Yeah, well we have two very young children.
Speaker 1: You have to be together. Casey posted the cutest picture
Speaker 1: I've ever seen in my entire life, which was Wilder
Speaker 1: doing Yoga's real about she was in her like meditative
Speaker 1: state doing doing zoom yoga. That was the cutest thing
Speaker 1: I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, she's all about
Speaker 1: that yoga. I need children because I'm like, I look
Speaker 1: at your kids and I go, I need a kid
Speaker 1: doing yoga. That's the cutest thing I've ever seen. In
Speaker 1: the break room, Yeah, Turk's talking about what type of
Speaker 1: gift he's gonna get her, and he finally decides he's
Speaker 1: gonna get her a pen. And I remember, right then
Speaker 1: and there, I was like, oh my god, this is
Speaker 1: the asspin episode. Oh my god, this is I love
Speaker 1: the asspin concept. Yeah, so much so. I literally the
Speaker 1: smile on my face when I when I realized that
Speaker 1: it was the aspin episode was huge. It was like
Speaker 1: guy Smiley big. But then it got even bigger when
Speaker 1: after Turk realizes he's given Calla an asspin, Todd notices
Speaker 1: that he has an ass chain around his neck, and
Speaker 1: not only does he smell it, smell it yeah, but
Speaker 1: he also was like, oh wow, this has been in
Speaker 1: another person's ass very happy. The thing about Todd that
Speaker 1: is already getting filtered in is that he's um, he's
Speaker 1: very you know, he's the Todd of course, but I
Speaker 1: think we learned kind of early on that he's down
Speaker 1: for anything, like anything, He is open to anything of
Speaker 1: obviously men and women. He's fluid in that sense. But
Speaker 1: also we learned later he's very attracted to seniors. I
Speaker 1: think it eventually we learned that also, and monkeys, he's
Speaker 1: not an agist. And monkeys, what do you mean monkeys?
Speaker 1: Where is said monkey? By the way, we're jumping ahead.
Speaker 1: We're jumping ahead. But I think one of the funniest
Speaker 1: times I've ever laughed in nine years was when we're
Speaker 1: in the break room and Rob is, uh no, no,
Speaker 1: it's we're in the room where we would sleep, where
Speaker 1: the doctors would sleep, and I think Saturah and I
Speaker 1: were hooking up. I forgot what the what the story was.
Speaker 1: We'll get to that episode. But Rob comes down and
Speaker 1: he goes sometimes when I'm banging this mattress, I imagine
Speaker 1: I'm banging that one so dirty for a half hour
Speaker 1: TV comedy, and we were very dirty. So Rob as
Speaker 1: I guess, establishing that he someone gave him the chain
Speaker 1: from the ass box and he likes it. No, he
Speaker 1: took the chain from the ass box, the ass box.
Speaker 1: That's your analysis, because why is he surprised? Then? No,
Speaker 1: So Todd and Turk thought they found the Lost and Found.
Speaker 1: Oh god, and in the Lost and Found were a
Speaker 1: bunch of items and they were like holy shit. And
Speaker 1: Todd was like, yo, there's a gold chain in here.
Speaker 1: Gold chain out up somebody's but or watch real quick,
Speaker 1: because I happened to be there. I want to see
Speaker 1: he actually sniffs it. Please, I hope he sniffs it.
Speaker 1: Please sniff it, Rob, please sniff it. Okay, he's looking,
Speaker 1: he sees the chain in the ass, he takes it out. No,
Speaker 1: he just looks and smiles. Lie. But it's still funny.
Speaker 1: I bet you he did a take where he sniffed
Speaker 1: and Bill was like no. Bill was like, no way,
Speaker 1: that's not making in the show, but still very funny.
Speaker 1: Now when when Steadman we're jumping around, but when doctor
Speaker 1: Stedman says I'm woozy on the golf course, it made
Speaker 1: me think of you because we once went to Cambo
Speaker 1: for my birthday and you were day drinking. Donald is
Speaker 1: a lot like a like a puppy in that he'll
Speaker 1: go super hard, super hard, super hard, and then he
Speaker 1: needs a nap. And we were in Cambo for my
Speaker 1: birthday and he's like we're raging and day drinking and
Speaker 1: just by the pool, and then he's like down for
Speaker 1: the count up in our suite and I was like,
Speaker 1: where's Donald. I go up there and I try and
Speaker 1: try and wake you up, and you go I'm woozy.
Speaker 1: You were with your brother too. My brother thought it
Speaker 1: was the funniest fucking thing. He talks about all the time.
Speaker 1: He's like Murmber when Donald said he was woozy, Like
Speaker 1: who says they're woozy? You could have easily said, bro,
Speaker 1: I'm tired, I'll be out in a little bit. You
Speaker 1: were like, I'm woozy. I was drunk as can they do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's funny, though I laughed. It was too many I heard,
Speaker 1: I heard Steedman Sam woozy, And I sorry remembering my
Speaker 1: brother and I laughing for fucking months about you yelling
Speaker 1: that you were woozy. One of my favorite, one of
Speaker 1: my favorite stories of you and your brothers. Are you
Speaker 1: guys sneaking And we still use this to this day.
Speaker 1: You guys sneaking into the house right late at night,
Speaker 1: right drunk out of your mind. I think we might
Speaker 1: have had some of God's lettuce as well. Okay, so
Speaker 1: you might have had some of the green lettuce that
Speaker 1: God grows on this earth, God's favorite lettuce. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: your brother taking his pointer finger and sticking it up
Speaker 1: your butt. Right, we were walking Yeah, yeah, you guys
Speaker 1: are walking up the stairs and he's behind you and
Speaker 1: he sticks it up your butt and you turn around
Speaker 1: and go, dude, too deep. Yeah, we were, we were
Speaker 1: we were trying to be quiet, and we were like
Speaker 1: very silly and giggling, and we're walking up the stairs.
Speaker 1: We didn't want to wake up my parents. And he
Speaker 1: you know, he put his finger like you know, I
Speaker 1: had clothes on. It wasn't like he went in my butt,
Speaker 1: but he like tried to jab my my poohle and
Speaker 1: U and I turned around and went dude, too d deep.
Speaker 1: And we laughed about that. We laughed about that forever
Speaker 1: because it wasn't like it wasn't like I was saying,
Speaker 1: bro fucking stop. I was like, no, just that, not
Speaker 1: that far. Yeah, too deep has been a very long
Speaker 1: running joke in my whole family. Wherever Too Deep, that's
Speaker 1: one of my favorites I wanted to talk about. In
Speaker 1: this episode, they introduced the fact that Turk is a
Speaker 1: man of faith. Yes, and it's right and the cross
Speaker 1: is out and everything like that. And I remember Bill
Speaker 1: coming up to me and saying, you know what, we
Speaker 1: want to establish that you're a man of faith so
Speaker 1: that when the Christmas episode comes up, we have this
Speaker 1: whole storyline for you when the Christmas episode comes up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and while watching this this is also this all goes
Speaker 1: away after the Christmas episode. So they lead up to this.
Speaker 1: They did all the all of this stuff where Turk
Speaker 1: is a man of faith for the next couple of
Speaker 1: episodes until we get to the Christmas episode. Just why
Speaker 1: didn't notice? Yeah? Did you notice? When you when you
Speaker 1: when you do get to the scene with Carla setting
Speaker 1: up candles in the house sixteen fifty four, it's a
Speaker 1: lot of a lot of candles. I mean, she's really
Speaker 1: it's kind of a fire hazard. The woman has set
Speaker 1: up far too many candles. Yeah. Have you ever been
Speaker 1: in a room with candles like that in real life? No?
Speaker 1: I only no, only like I mean, I've been in
Speaker 1: rooms where you set up a few candles because you're
Speaker 1: trying to be romantic. But never Judy. It looked like
Speaker 1: a music video set for boys to men. I'll make
Speaker 1: love to you like you on me too, and I'll
Speaker 1: hold you tight. That's such a correct baby. All through
Speaker 1: the night, I oh make But you guys can't see it.
Speaker 1: But joel Is is swaying like a fangirl in the
Speaker 1: front row, like she's just shy of holding up a lighter.
Speaker 1: They don't hold up lighters anymore. They hold up cell phones.
Speaker 1: All their phones. They hold up their phones. They're now
Speaker 1: cell phones. Um. So I just thought that was funny. Like,
Speaker 1: first of all, candles are very expensive, right, so carl Yeah,
Speaker 1: where did she get all the said candles? This is
Speaker 1: before Amazon, Carla went candle shopper. Yeah, so like Yankee
Speaker 1: Doodle whatever whatever, though, who was the candle shop name?
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's still around Yankee Doodle is
Speaker 1: that it? I don't know. The scented candles, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but she went nuts, and frankly, I just don't think
Speaker 1: it's very safe. I mean, if you guys are gonna
Speaker 1: go yes Dan saying it's Yankee candle, It's Yankee candle,
Speaker 1: Yankee candle. So you guys are gonna get busy, and
Speaker 1: then I'm just worried, just safety wise. You're gonna go
Speaker 1: in the other room and bump uglies and then we're
Speaker 1: gonna be left. I'm gonna be left in a fire
Speaker 1: hazard of an apartment because there's nine hundred candles lit.
Speaker 1: I imagine there's also candles in the other room. Listen
Speaker 1: you if you're listening to this, I don't want your
Speaker 1: house to burn down. Let's say you light candles in
Speaker 1: the living room and you're romancing your partner. Before you
Speaker 1: go do it in your in your bedroom, please blow
Speaker 1: out all your candles in the main room. This has
Speaker 1: been a public service announcement from Zack and Donald. Only you.
Speaker 1: At seventeen twenty nine, there's that super dark fantasy, I mean,
Speaker 1: so appropriate for the healthcare debate that's going on in
Speaker 1: our country now. But that super dark fantasy of Kelso
Speaker 1: manning the supermarket cash register and just checking out and
Speaker 1: charging old people and then I whip out the body bag.
Speaker 1: I mean, I love that Bill did that. It's just
Speaker 1: really amazing, just satire, but it was like so dark,
Speaker 1: especially now, I was just like, this is this is
Speaker 1: so smart and also so fucked up and true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very true. Did you notice at eighteen o six
Speaker 1: that Rowdy has a food ball. I never knew that
Speaker 1: Rowdy had a ball. In the background of this scene
Speaker 1: with you and Judy in the corner, a little Easter
Speaker 1: egg for you guys, there's Rowdy and not only has
Speaker 1: a bull, but he has food we bought food for
Speaker 1: the dead dog. That's crazy, that's wrong with us, That's
Speaker 1: what I'm telling you. That's the oddest storyline throughout the
Speaker 1: whole series. The rowdy storyline is just so freaking weird. Dude, Like,
Speaker 1: we bought a dead dog food. Yeah, and we make
Speaker 1: the dead dog hump. Did you know that he had
Speaker 1: a ball? I didn't know that. I forgot all about that. Also,
Speaker 1: before we go that far, I wanted to talk about
Speaker 1: the bar. Yeah, that bar is only there for the
Speaker 1: first season, if I'm correct. Yeah, now, I think you're right,
Speaker 1: and that is not in urgent Care either. That's also
Speaker 1: that was actual, an actual bar that we used to
Speaker 1: film in. Yeah, and it was a big pain in
Speaker 1: the ass to go there because you know, when you leave,
Speaker 1: when we left the hospital, we were a big footprint
Speaker 1: with a very large crew, and it always going to
Speaker 1: locations was a big deal. Like I think we spent
Speaker 1: the full day on that golf course, but going to
Speaker 1: the bar. They wanted to use the bar so much
Speaker 1: and going there with such a pain in the ass
Speaker 1: that that's why I believe it was second season. They
Speaker 1: built the bar set into the hospital, into the hospital,
Speaker 1: So this is one of the time. This is one
Speaker 1: of the one of the bar scenes that was in
Speaker 1: an actual bar. Also a little Scrubs trivia go on.
Speaker 1: I don't have the answer for it. What country club
Speaker 1: was that that you guys were playing golf at? I
Speaker 1: have no idea exactly. I have no idea. These are
Speaker 1: things that I would be very interested in right now
Speaker 1: because I love playing golf. So as a golfer, did
Speaker 1: you go who nice course? I'd like to play it
Speaker 1: right away. As soon as I saw it, I was like,
Speaker 1: what country club is that? What golf course is that?
Speaker 1: I want to play there? Okay, well, I'll bet you
Speaker 1: we can find out. We'll do well. I've been very
Speaker 1: lucky to play on some really cool golf courses. I
Speaker 1: got to play Sherwood once. I think they're kind of
Speaker 1: obnoxious if I can. I I guess this is controversial
Speaker 1: to say to a golfer, but Los Angeles has filled
Speaker 1: with so many damn golf clubs. Yeah, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you something right now. There is beautiful, packed, beautiful
Speaker 1: land that should be shared with the people. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm driving around town and I go wow, and
Speaker 1: then there's like a hole in the in the in
Speaker 1: the chain link fence, and I go, oh my god,
Speaker 1: look how beautiful it is in there, and we're not
Speaker 1: allowed to use it. I'm just pissed. I'm the complete
Speaker 1: opposite of you. I'll drive around town and I'll see
Speaker 1: an open field and I'll be like, is that a
Speaker 1: golf course? Yeah? Because you you like to play them,
Speaker 1: and you get invited because you're you to play on
Speaker 1: fancy courses. But I love playing golf. Let's talk about
Speaker 1: the Star Wars fantasy, because I think that it's a
Speaker 1: very special moment. This is a tricky thing because when
Speaker 1: you're gonna you're allowed to parody something, it's laws and copyrights.
Speaker 1: If it's called fair use, if you're if you're truly
Speaker 1: doing a parody. That's how SNL is allowed to do
Speaker 1: whatever they want and and other things that that are
Speaker 1: doing parody. But I remember there were lots of weird
Speaker 1: rules like to you know, like that had to be
Speaker 1: medically inspired. That's why when you cut twenty twenty six
Speaker 1: and you cut to the girls with the buns in
Speaker 1: their hair, there had to be like medical supplies in
Speaker 1: their hair. I didn't really think that made sense, but
Speaker 1: but the lawyers had found a way to tiptoe around
Speaker 1: it and be able to do it. If we were
Speaker 1: we were doing a quote unquote medical parody of Star Wars.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I didn't understand that. I
Speaker 1: didn't understand why they had all of those things in
Speaker 1: their hands. Yeah, but the scrubs enough was us being
Speaker 1: in scrubs was enough for it to be you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like I had a vest and a
Speaker 1: shirt underneath, and you know, I thought that was if
Speaker 1: you notice, all of our outfits were scrubs bassed, so
Speaker 1: I thought that would be enough for Well, the girls
Speaker 1: are the girls like they're in um in real scrubs,
Speaker 1: whereas your outfit and mine are are altered. Like I'm
Speaker 1: I've got like the I've got like the cross and
Speaker 1: whatever you call my scrubs have been altered. And uh,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's my hair. That must be a wig, right,
Speaker 1: that's not Yeah, but this was Yeah, that's definitely not
Speaker 1: my hair. Really, it looks like it's yours. You wish
Speaker 1: you had that hair, by the way, you look so
Speaker 1: good with that hair. I mean I would look land
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Billy d Williams, watch out, baby. If
Speaker 1: I had that hair, or Solo are supposed to be
Speaker 1: Solo or Lando, I'm supposed to be Han Solo, but
Speaker 1: Eric Estrado, eat your heart out when I got hair
Speaker 1: like that. You do look good with that hair. You know,
Speaker 1: we did us chips of photoshoot that you can you
Speaker 1: see on the interwebs if you're curious. It was for
Speaker 1: some magazine, I think Entertainment Weekly or something, and they
Speaker 1: they had a wig on you and you looked glorious.
Speaker 1: I'd love it. I look like Bruno Mars and Eric Estrada. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like this. I haven't frozen on your on your wig.
Speaker 1: You look great. I couldn't remember if you were supposed
Speaker 1: to be Lando or supposed to be Han Solo, but
Speaker 1: now I was Han Solo. That's why then easy chewy line.
Speaker 1: But also this was the year we went to the
Speaker 1: Playboy Mansion for Halloween and I wore that same wig
Speaker 1: because I tried to be Han Solo at the Playboy Mansion.
Speaker 1: And I remember people walking up to me like, yo,
Speaker 1: who are you supposed to be? And I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm Han Solo. I don't like remember, I barely remember.
Speaker 1: I remember we went to the Playboy Mansion. And you
Speaker 1: dressed up as as a big fire I was that's
Speaker 1: not very creative, and I was Han solo. Did you
Speaker 1: remembering Playboy Mansion or do you remember thinking like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's not exactly what I daydreamed it would be. It
Speaker 1: was not what I imagined it would Yeah, me too,
Speaker 1: I remember thinking it was it was a little bit
Speaker 1: along in the tooth. It didn't. It didn't, it was.
Speaker 1: It's one of those things where it's like, it's better
Speaker 1: to just imagine what it would be like in your
Speaker 1: in your dreams. The fantasy was definitely better than the
Speaker 1: reality of Yeah, there were lots of benefits on the show,
Speaker 1: and you could be like, hey can I get a
Speaker 1: you go to hair and makeup? Hey can I get
Speaker 1: a haircut? You get a carry? Hey can I in
Speaker 1: a Halloween costume? Or Hey, I'm going to be on
Speaker 1: a show this week? Can you give me outfit to
Speaker 1: where when I walk out? But look at you, look
Speaker 1: at your background. You have no shortage of outfits. Back there, Donald,
Speaker 1: this is all my wife's clothes, believe it or not. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what you're seeing behind me is actually my wife stuff.
Speaker 1: The stuff over here is mine. On the left side,
Speaker 1: that's mine and those are golf shirts. A lot of
Speaker 1: p XG golf shirts. Oh my god, I'm just saying, okay,
Speaker 1: we all call her Laurie. Hi. I'm so sorry. No,
Speaker 1: you're perfect, You're just in time. We almost ended the show.
Speaker 1: We almost ended the show, Laurie. We almost ended the
Speaker 1: show without you, without Lorie. No, no, no, without always
Speaker 1: with Hi, Lorie Hi. It's so great to Where are
Speaker 1: you from? Where are you calling from? The Caribbean? Turnidad
Speaker 1: on the show, Select to come down finald The show
Speaker 1: was officially international. Now it really is. It's big. Are
Speaker 1: you wearing scrubs? I sure? Am? Oh are you what
Speaker 1: are you a doctor? Nursa? What do you do? I'm
Speaker 1: a photographer, but oh, you just love just scrubs for
Speaker 1: the podcast. I was thinking, nobody's going to see that,
Speaker 1: you know that, right, we'll see it, will We saw
Speaker 1: it though, and I like that they're green too. I
Speaker 1: appreciate you. Yeah, thank you Louri for coming on the
Speaker 1: podcast and tell us what your question is. So in
Speaker 1: the series, I think, I mean, you'll always balance between
Speaker 1: super heavy things as well as really light. But there
Speaker 1: are two truly like super heavy episodes. It's my phone
Speaker 1: Idol where Cox lost the three patients after getting a
Speaker 1: trance lances from Jill Tracy and my screw up would
Speaker 1: be big just ending spoilers with Ben dying at the end,
Speaker 1: and I was just wondering which one was your favorite,
Speaker 1: because it's pretty difficult to choose. I think, Wow, I'm
Speaker 1: going to be really lame and admit that I got
Speaker 1: goose bumps when you said that, because I have to
Speaker 1: go to Ben dying, just because I think one of
Speaker 1: the most talked about things in Scrubs history was that
Speaker 1: moment at the funeral with where do you think we are?
Speaker 1: And where do you think we are? And then Josh
Speaker 1: Raiden's song Winter Coming on. I just think that that
Speaker 1: was just so moving and Cox, who's always such a
Speaker 1: strong alpha on top of it all, finally getting to
Speaker 1: see him grieve and feel pain. And I think Johnny's
Speaker 1: performance in that was was incredibly moving. What about you Donald?
Speaker 1: You know, I do like the episode where Cox loses
Speaker 1: three patients because at first he's trying to pitch a
Speaker 1: no hitter, and that's what we all think is going
Speaker 1: to happen, is that he's gonna you know, you know,
Speaker 1: we even use the reference in the show where you know,
Speaker 1: you don't talk to him about what's going on because
Speaker 1: he's in the zone. And then at the end of
Speaker 1: the episode he loses if I'm am I correct, Lorie,
Speaker 1: I'm correct about this, right, Laurie. Yeah, all three dicer,
Speaker 1: but he is in the zone, and he does feel
Speaker 1: like he's going to save all three of them too,
Speaker 1: right before it all goes down, right right right right
Speaker 1: before and like the two die and anyone who's his
Speaker 1: actual friend he gets like the page and then that's
Speaker 1: when he's like losing it. And then that I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm a super frequent and comes to scribes, but that's
Speaker 1: right after the episode. She's a super freak when it
Speaker 1: comes to scribs. That's right after the episode where Joe
Speaker 1: Tracy dies on himself up because he's like, I could
Speaker 1: have saved her and cox Jon John says, if you
Speaker 1: let yourself feel like that, that's the end and J D. J.
Speaker 1: John Tells talks that and he's like, yep, you know
Speaker 1: more about the show. I love I love super fans
Speaker 1: like that. I love it. I think it's so cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Donald and I do not know nearly. That's it's a
Speaker 1: good thing. Though amazing. It's amazing, And I really love
Speaker 1: your accent. It's amazing. I never realized I had on
Speaker 1: I you know, I I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 1: Anytime John c McGinley has the opportunity unity to do
Speaker 1: sad drama, it's always good. And so you know, when
Speaker 1: Ben dies and when the three patients die and you
Speaker 1: see him wig out and lose it, it's always good.
Speaker 1: So if you're asking me, if you're asking me which
Speaker 1: one I liked better, I do, I'm gonna be honest
Speaker 1: with you. I do like the one with Brendan Frasier
Speaker 1: in it. One because Brendan Frasier was in it, and
Speaker 1: two because this is Cox so far off the rails,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean That he's hallucinating and he's
Speaker 1: imagining things and he loved this man so much. And
Speaker 1: this is the only person you know, that we ever
Speaker 1: see him love that much where it breaks his heart
Speaker 1: and breaks him down. So that definitely is one of
Speaker 1: the episodes that I feel as our most as it
Speaker 1: hits hard, you know, it's it's done so perfectly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that one. And when Glenn Turman was on the show, Yes,
Speaker 1: I forgot his character name but he's the one that
Speaker 1: he's the older black man that Donald and I are
Speaker 1: trying to keep alive, and we sit by his side. Yeah, George, God,
Speaker 1: you're good. He's a wonderful actor and he that's one
Speaker 1: of my favorite episodes. Actually, yeah, all right, do you
Speaker 1: have another question, Laurie? I have my friend who's the
Speaker 1: real reason that I even got through to do this.
Speaker 1: It should be on it because she want to asks
Speaker 1: the question. I don't know where she is. Do you
Speaker 1: want to want to call her? You can call her
Speaker 1: friend Millionaire Elid audience. Do you want to use a lifeline? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: hold on, I'm trying to click the link in the emails?
Speaker 1: What is the question question? If you don't have another
Speaker 1: legendary anything? Wow, what I have actually wanted to do
Speaker 1: really badly? He was. I don't know. If you're on Instagram,
Speaker 1: in people's stories, they have this templates where it's like
Speaker 1: this or that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have a ton
Speaker 1: of them with scrubs. Let's go. Yes, that's it. Do
Speaker 1: you prefer my pilot or my finale? The real finale? Season?
Speaker 1: It my pilot that was the jump off? Yeah, my
Speaker 1: pilots is the moment that our lives changed, so I
Speaker 1: think we'll always have a soft spot in our heart
Speaker 1: for that. Um. Do you prefer Molly More's characters Jadie's girlfriends?
Speaker 1: What's the bunk's character as Jadi's girlfriend? Oh, that's a
Speaker 1: tough one. I loved him both, But since Mandy was
Speaker 1: my real life girlfriend at the time, I'll say Mandy
Speaker 1: because that was really cool that it was very well.
Speaker 1: It was also really a cool to avon at the
Speaker 1: time because, uh, you know, it was fun to act
Speaker 1: with my girlfriend at the time and she. I thought
Speaker 1: Mandy had a great job. Also, I also loved Mandy
Speaker 1: on the show. But I really liked Elizabeth Banks also
Speaker 1: on the show. I was a huge fan of forty
Speaker 1: year old Virgin and the character she played in forty
Speaker 1: year old version, and I thought that was you know,
Speaker 1: I thought it was cool that, you know, she was
Speaker 1: on the show. Sure, all right, go ahead, last one, Lorie,
Speaker 1: because we were no two more? You get two more,
Speaker 1: two more? Okay, Oh, this is no difficult. Um. Do
Speaker 1: you prefer trusty bottoms of clickie tops fence? Oh? I'm
Speaker 1: a clickie top guy. I loved it nervously, nervously click
Speaker 1: clickie top and um, this one's really for Donald. But
Speaker 1: did you prefer your Neil Diamond impression or your Aeron
Speaker 1: novel in Russia? Neil Diamond? Because I love Neil Diamond,
Speaker 1: Come on, give us a little. When I was a kid,
Speaker 1: I used to listen to in between watching Voltron and
Speaker 1: Transformers on w p i X in New York City.
Speaker 1: They would always play the best of Neil Diamond. And
Speaker 1: that's how I learned about who Neil Diamond was. I
Speaker 1: don't know any of his songs full all the way through.
Speaker 1: I only know snippets. It's like everywhere around New World.
Speaker 1: They come into America and then love on the Rocks,
Speaker 1: no surprise, and then what was the other one? Turn on? Yeah,
Speaker 1: hard light. Did you ever see the movie he made?
Speaker 1: I think it was The Jet. Yeah, he's in black
Speaker 1: face in that movie, Dude, at one point he's in
Speaker 1: black face in that movie. Neil Diamond is in black
Speaker 1: face in that movie. OK. I didn't know. Don't yell
Speaker 1: at me. I didn't make them. I didn't. I'm just
Speaker 1: putting it out there. Not only wrote it. Here's a
Speaker 1: great here's something great that I loved about doing scrubs
Speaker 1: and my love for Neil Diamond, the Transformers more than
Speaker 1: meets the eye, keep going Transformers robots in disguise. So
Speaker 1: if you've ever asked, if you ever anyone ever asked you,
Speaker 1: have you ever heard of an impression of Neil Diamond
Speaker 1: seeing the child face their Batsu to destroy the evil
Speaker 1: forces of the Decepticons. Who well, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: Edition Laurie, thank you, you're the best, and thanks for
Speaker 1: being such a big fan of ours. We thank you
Speaker 1: for wearing scrubs, Rank Dale, and thank you for the
Speaker 1: scrubs being green. Donald. I think that's the episode. That
Speaker 1: is the episode. Wait, I mean is there anything after
Speaker 1: Star Wars. Let's see, I'm scrolling the janitor pushes me over. No, well, actually,
Speaker 1: let's talk about the reveal. You know, you finally realizing
Speaker 1: doctor Cox. This will go on for the next few
Speaker 1: episodes where doctor Cox figures out a way to come
Speaker 1: back to the hospital and and work even though he's suspended,
Speaker 1: and he uses if I'm correct, he uses JD as
Speaker 1: his liaison. I don't remember, but nice pronunciation of liaison.
Speaker 1: I like you put a little French on it, no doubt. Listen,
Speaker 1: I miss you so much. I totally miss you. In
Speaker 1: the words of Tenacious D. Dude, I totally miss you.
Speaker 1: That's Tenacious D. Absolutely do you know how is it
Speaker 1: a song? Yeah, dude, I totally miss you. Dude. I
Speaker 1: totally miss you, Dude, I totally miss you. Do I
Speaker 1: do miss you. And and it's Friday night here in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, and man, I wish that we were headed
Speaker 1: to a fun restaurant to have drinks with our gals
Speaker 1: and and have long hugs and chest and fun and laughter,
Speaker 1: fun and laughter. Casey Cobb, Donald's wife coined that phrase.
Speaker 1: She said, well, she didn't coin it. She don't get
Speaker 1: paid when people say it. No, but that's copyrighted. But
Speaker 1: she was always like, y'all want to get together for
Speaker 1: fun and laughter. That is that is her saying, Donald,
Speaker 1: do you want to lead us in gratitude and thanks
Speaker 1: this week? I am so thankful for so many things
Speaker 1: right now. One, the healthcare community out there, and the
Speaker 1: doctors and the nurses and the orderlies and all the
Speaker 1: people that the EMTs, the mets, everyone that works in
Speaker 1: the hospital, but not just them, also the people that
Speaker 1: work at the grocery stores, bust driving people, the people
Speaker 1: that take our trash out COVID nineteen is hitting really
Speaker 1: hard in the African American community right now, and that's
Speaker 1: because of African Americans, we have the jobs that people
Speaker 1: are calling essential and don't necessarily have the best healthcare
Speaker 1: out there. And I just want to shine a light
Speaker 1: on that and shine a light on our community and
Speaker 1: make sure that we all have each other's backs right now,
Speaker 1: because that is very, very very important. And so I just,
Speaker 1: you know, I just want to thank all of the
Speaker 1: healthcare workers. I want to thank everybody out there, but
Speaker 1: I especially want to reach out to all of my
Speaker 1: brothers and sisters out there and and and say to
Speaker 1: you guys, you know, one, stay in. This is not
Speaker 1: a game two. Check on your people for real, and hopefully,
Speaker 1: if you're lucky, you'll have a doctor like doctor Cox
Speaker 1: or something like that who's willing to you know, because
Speaker 1: insurance it's a big issue right now. It's such a
Speaker 1: huge issue right now, and we need to figure that out.
Speaker 1: I'm just, you know, I don't want to, you know,
Speaker 1: get controversial and say, you know, people aren't doing enough,
Speaker 1: but that's something that needs to be addressed. We need
Speaker 1: to address. On the next episode, we are going to
Speaker 1: solve the healthcare problem in the United States. We're not
Speaker 1: going to solve the healthcare problem. I know, I'm just kidding,
Speaker 1: but we're gonna But I definitely wanted to say, you know,
Speaker 1: watch each other's backs out there. Yeah, well said, And
Speaker 1: thank you everybody for listening, and thank you for tuning in.
Speaker 1: And we're having so much fun doing this, and we're
Speaker 1: so happy to know that so many of you across
Speaker 1: the globe are listening. So now Donald will count us
Speaker 1: into our final song, this time now with the new
Speaker 1: improved five six six seven Stories about sure we made
Speaker 1: around you here, I'll yeah around you here, I'll excretch
Speaker 1: rewatch your w a mm hmmmm.