Speaker 1: Hi, everybody. Helloha, Donald, phase On, Helloha, Zach Braff, how
Speaker 1: are you? I'm good? And Joel Monique and Daniel's back
Speaker 1: with us, everybody, Holy shit, Daniel's back as sound. This
Speaker 1: is my love. Hi Daniel, Hi Joel Daniel. What was
Speaker 1: it like to miss a show? Did you feel left out? Um?
Speaker 1: I don't know about left out. I was certainly sad
Speaker 1: to not be there. I'm miss getting to talk to
Speaker 1: you guys for a day. But it was definitely cute
Speaker 1: to sit back and listen to the show as a
Speaker 1: listener and just you know, here the bands, here, the bands.
Speaker 1: It was a funny episode. It was a really funny episode.
Speaker 1: I laughed listening back to it. I laughed out loud
Speaker 1: a bunch of times. I was in the dog park,
Speaker 1: just laughing by myself, myself up at the dog park. Um.
Speaker 1: A lot of great suggestions for the live show, guys, Um,
Speaker 1: thank you. I disagree. I thought some of them were great,
Speaker 1: and I want to thank our fans for helping us
Speaker 1: because we don't know what the heck to do. Donald,
Speaker 1: We're gonna make it up as we go along. But
Speaker 1: I thought there were some good suggestions in there. Well, yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: there were some great suggestions, but we said we weren't
Speaker 1: going to do a drinking game. And I saw a
Speaker 1: bunch of people say, let's do a drinking game. It's like, wait,
Speaker 1: hold on now, I said, why are you trying to
Speaker 1: peer pressure me? Which the peer pressure for I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I saw someone say, we'll do a drinking game, but
Speaker 1: it will be understood that because we're the hosts, we
Speaker 1: can't participate. We'll drink gts, kombucha or something. You guys
Speaker 1: drink alcohol, right, yeah, you guys can drink if you
Speaker 1: want to play a drinking game. By all means, let's
Speaker 1: play a drinking game. We will be the hosts of
Speaker 1: said drinking game. Right. It made me realize, though, one thing,
Speaker 1: that we should do it on a Friday night so
Speaker 1: people can people who want to imbibe can get hammered. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: bring the marijuana. We're not gonna and we're not gonna
Speaker 1: smoke on camera. Either, make it out of here. Get
Speaker 1: out of here, dude, the fuck out of here. I'm
Speaker 1: on suggested we get high on camera. There's no way
Speaker 1: that y'all are doing that. First of all, there's no
Speaker 1: way I'm doing it. I got sponsors, look, I don't
Speaker 1: think that's a good idea for us, but um, I
Speaker 1: promise it's gonna be so much fun. We're gonna every
Speaker 1: a lot of requests for Bill, so I'm sure we'll
Speaker 1: get Bill to come on. And then we're gonna have
Speaker 1: a very special guest. Joel. You'll have to really, really
Speaker 1: really pick the creme de la creme guest, got it,
Speaker 1: because this person's gonna really be seen across the earth.
Speaker 1: I wish we could do this on a sound stage
Speaker 1: somewhere where we had a couch and it was like
Speaker 1: we were we were we were Johnny Carson and freaking
Speaker 1: that's who'll or no Johnny Carson and Arseneo Hall at
Speaker 1: the same time. What I mean, one day when we tour,
Speaker 1: we'll actually do it like real. But this is just
Speaker 1: like a bit of a Wayne's World kind of saying,
Speaker 1: you know, our basement, our mom's basement, and you don't
Speaker 1: think we should be in the same room. I don't
Speaker 1: think we should touch anything people again that people are liking,
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, like people like this show,
Speaker 1: people like bizarrely, So I think that we should stick
Speaker 1: with everything that's working. Everyone in there in their same space.
Speaker 1: I don't think we should fix anything. The name broke. Okay, so,
Speaker 1: but you're gonna wear a onesie. I'm probably I was
Speaker 1: deciding today whether I should get dressed up and be
Speaker 1: a proper host with the tie because it's a special night.
Speaker 1: Should we like make it kind of like a let's
Speaker 1: make a deal type of thing, where like if you
Speaker 1: wear fake Doctor's Real Friends merch, real fake Doctor's real
Speaker 1: Friends merch on the podcast in some way, you're rewarded
Speaker 1: again for that. I don't know. I don't know how.
Speaker 1: I don't know how we're going to be able to
Speaker 1: see what people are wearing, Like there's if let's say
Speaker 1: there's let's just let's not oversell ourselves. Let's say there's
Speaker 1: three thousand people. We're not gonna able to look at
Speaker 1: three thousand people. No, you're probably right about so. I
Speaker 1: don't even know that. I actually asked the tech guys,
Speaker 1: I go, oh, can we do polls like you know
Speaker 1: how you can do on Instagram or Twitter polls? And
Speaker 1: he said they don't have that technology yet. That would
Speaker 1: have been so cool to be like asked the you know,
Speaker 1: ask the audience, pull the audience. That would have been
Speaker 1: great that would have been awesome. That's a great And
Speaker 1: I said, why can't you guys frantically have some really
Speaker 1: smart guys in the back room figuring out how to
Speaker 1: do that. They're like, you didn't call them, You didn't know.
Speaker 1: You didn't say Fred, you didn't say frantically find some
Speaker 1: guys in the back room. You called them nerds. I
Speaker 1: remember the meeting, and I remember what you said. You
Speaker 1: called them nerds to that. Are took offense to me
Speaker 1: referring to the guys who would figure out how to
Speaker 1: code nerds. I'm sorry, Yeah, I took offense to it.
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you? Is it safe to say that
Speaker 1: you're stoned today? Oh? Absolutely? It's a say just checking,
Speaker 1: isn't it. This is where I plus my bomb button
Speaker 1: that I don't have yet. But Dan, you got the
Speaker 1: thing I thought you said, the picture of No, it happened.
Speaker 1: It arrived. The guys who'll be happy to know that
Speaker 1: the sound pad has arrived and Daniel has it on
Speaker 1: his workbench. I can see it there and he's gonna
Speaker 1: fill it with sounds. Daniel, we gotta go over which
Speaker 1: sounds I want on which pad? Do you want to
Speaker 1: know what I have picked? Already. Yeah, let us go definitely.
Speaker 1: I told you I want bong hit for when Donald
Speaker 1: goes off on a tangent like just it has to
Speaker 1: be like, no, we have we have bong hit with
Speaker 1: lots of bubbling. Yes, good, good. We have the toilet flush,
Speaker 1: we have the air horn. Why do we have the boot?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just putting random sounds on there.
Speaker 1: I have the requested you honor me. I have the
Speaker 1: requested I love you Zach from Casey from Casey. That
Speaker 1: one's good. Um. I have the bomb explosion. I have
Speaker 1: a thunders applause. I have a boo. I have canned laughter.
Speaker 1: Um okay, well we can talk offline. Other things that
Speaker 1: should be on my pad. I'll also be able to
Speaker 1: use them as drums. Donald, I'm starting to hate this idea. Man.
Speaker 1: It already has drum sounds loaded on it. You turn
Speaker 1: your and I bought the fucking thing. I know, I
Speaker 1: turned my key and you so now you and now
Speaker 1: now now when we're getting excited and we're loading it
Speaker 1: with sounds. Didn't know you would be able to jeer people.
Speaker 1: Man with the freaking boot. I'm not going to abuse
Speaker 1: it and bullshit you're not going to abuse. No, I know,
Speaker 1: I know how this works. I commit I'm not using
Speaker 1: more than four I listen. I listened back to that
Speaker 1: episode where you were like, yo, and when you're talking
Speaker 1: to Bill, and this is what you said. This is
Speaker 1: how you said it to Bill. Bill Donald said, I
Speaker 1: could get the keypad as long as I don't abuse it.
Speaker 1: How you said it, that's how you said it said.
Speaker 1: I knew that. I knew that Bill was right away
Speaker 1: going to be like, this is a bad idea. This
Speaker 1: is such a bad idea. But you know what, I
Speaker 1: committed to it, and guess what I want to try it.
Speaker 1: I want a chance to prove like a child to
Speaker 1: his parents. I want a chance to prove that I
Speaker 1: could feel like this will be at least one to
Speaker 1: two to three episodes of laughter, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden they'll get annoying. But I feel like we're
Speaker 1: gonna laugh for a bit. But then you know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna really go. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: light on it and not barely touch it, and then
Speaker 1: just when you think it hasn't been used, bong hit.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be fun, dude. I'm excited I've always wanted
Speaker 1: to have a sound a sound effects machine. Am I
Speaker 1: the only guy that gets the bar hit sound? Or
Speaker 1: does anybody? If you say something stupid, do you get
Speaker 1: a barng hit? No, it's I don't smoke weed and
Speaker 1: do the program, so it's all shit. You don't. It's
Speaker 1: in your system. Dude, you smoke weed after right? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not an everyday smoker. A right, you don't smoke
Speaker 1: we No, I definitely don't smoke weed doing the show.
Speaker 1: You don't smoke weed no more. No. I have indica
Speaker 1: sometimes to sleep because I have insomnia, and I find
Speaker 1: that indigo doesn't get me stoned but helps me sleep. Okay,
Speaker 1: but highly I highly no pun intended, recommend that if
Speaker 1: you live in a recreational or medicinal state. Um, I've
Speaker 1: had a lot of success getting off bullshit pills for
Speaker 1: sleep and getting into something that is indicat. I recommend it. Um,
Speaker 1: you got that lovely ass garden man? Can I bring
Speaker 1: some plants over and maybe you can have your gardeners
Speaker 1: help me grow some of your weeks? All right? Back, dad,
Speaker 1: if you would like to come over and work with
Speaker 1: my gardeners planting some cannabis you're welcome to Okay, there
Speaker 1: we go. All right, should we count in and talk
Speaker 1: about scrubs? No, not yet, Joel. Do you have any
Speaker 1: suggestions of what type of crops we should plant? I
Speaker 1: just want to know what you're gonna call your specific
Speaker 1: chain of Oh yeah, well it's definitely a fake doctor's
Speaker 1: real friends type of I don't know, but let's not
Speaker 1: get into that. I don't want to all of a
Speaker 1: sudden put our name. Let's about we made un Hey, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: did you? Um? Did you? Everyone wants to know. I'm
Speaker 1: I've been holding for ten minutes. The question everyone wants
Speaker 1: to know, did you find the time to do one
Speaker 1: of your dope raps? No? Man, I told you, We're
Speaker 1: not doing it again until your episode. Oh, your episode
Speaker 1: is the special episode. So this feeling I'm having of
Speaker 1: sadness is real. It's it's it's it's this feeling that
Speaker 1: you're having of sadness should not be of sadness. We're
Speaker 1: gonna treat your episode like it is a glorious, monumous moment.
Speaker 1: It'll be nuus this is where Bob hit monuments. It'll
Speaker 1: be you know what, It'll be a special episode of
Speaker 1: fake Doctor's Real tonight on a very special episode of
Speaker 1: Fake Doctor's Real Friends. It's one of those exactly, so
Speaker 1: we're gonna treat it that way. We didn't get Molly Shannon.
Speaker 1: I have to say, that's okay. That's okay. Everyone, she
Speaker 1: said okay. She sent a note saying she loved her
Speaker 1: time on the show, but she's working and unable to
Speaker 1: do it. That's fair, that's okay. We didn't want Molly
Speaker 1: Shannon anyway on the show anyway. We didn't want her
Speaker 1: on the show anyway. Ryan Reynolds, we didn't watch y'all.
Speaker 1: We was bullshit. And we're putting all in a room.
Speaker 1: We should put all a room of guests that we
Speaker 1: begged to come on the show and didn't. Ryan, that
Speaker 1: didn't so far, Ryan and Molly are just chilling on
Speaker 1: a couch in that room. That's right. And one day,
Speaker 1: one day, you're gonna need a favor, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: look you and yeah, and I'm gonna say you remember
Speaker 1: that time I wanted you to come on Fake Doctor's
Speaker 1: Real Friends. I'm gonna do you this favor. But just no,
Speaker 1: I'm better than you for that, all right, Well, you
Speaker 1: can be the one to tell Ryan that, um, did
Speaker 1: you say rized the episode at all? In in a
Speaker 1: in a non that will be that will be freestyle.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Are you ready? So I'm confused about
Speaker 1: what's happened? You? You went so if you look at
Speaker 1: a graph, not your time graph, you're your dopeness graph.
Speaker 1: You went so high and then you decided, you know what,
Speaker 1: no more only on special episodes. Now I'm just gonna freestyle, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: because it's all the same stuff anyway. All right, all right,
Speaker 1: well here's Donald everyone with a freestyle summary of the episode.
Speaker 1: All Right, here we go. Turk's really good at Operation
Speaker 1: Dan and Elliott dating Bo Mulattos. I'm gonna keep it
Speaker 1: one hundred with y'all. I don't know if I could
Speaker 1: marry the woman my brother had sex whips. Okay, now
Speaker 1: it doesn't rhyme. Um, it's not supposed to rhyme. It
Speaker 1: was more sex book and word poetry. Mulatto's believe you
Speaker 1: said that. That had me laughing so hard. But that's
Speaker 1: such a racist word, dude. I don't know why mulattos
Speaker 1: became racist, but I remember that word. That's import sounds
Speaker 1: funny to me. Mulatto, mulatto. It's so cringey that I
Speaker 1: said that. And and but it's Milano's right, that's the name, absolutely,
Speaker 1: But you called the cookie mulatto, all right, that's funny.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Milano used to be a term for mixed
Speaker 1: by racial right, No, mulatto, Mulatto was not milano. No,
Speaker 1: I know, And and and what does anyone do any
Speaker 1: of you know the origin of what that word? I
Speaker 1: have no idea, man, I well mine, she's very smart,
Speaker 1: very smart, she's very smart. It's a challenge, I know.
Speaker 1: I have a rough approximation of the history, which is,
Speaker 1: like it comes out of Louisiana and it was a
Speaker 1: way for like lights can people to differentiate from risk
Speaker 1: black folks. The reason it is a very touchy subject
Speaker 1: now is because of colorism. There's a rapper called Mulatto,
Speaker 1: and um, if you follow what's happening in rap lately,
Speaker 1: a different rapper recently came out with he likes it
Speaker 1: light skin and like, it's just it's a lot of
Speaker 1: colorism issues baked into that, which is that's you know what,
Speaker 1: that's what sucks though, man, being a light skinned person.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to hate on nobody ever. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, And for some reason, all the jokes
Speaker 1: are about light skinned dudes. Man, Why is it I've
Speaker 1: been I've been called khaki by black people. Feel like, wait,
Speaker 1: can I ask a really dumb question and forgive my ignorance?
Speaker 1: But so within you're saying, when you think about colorism
Speaker 1: within the African American community, they're darker skinned people make
Speaker 1: fun of lighter skinned people. Well, no, it's it's there's
Speaker 1: a there was Oh my gosh, dude, there was a
Speaker 1: there's colorism within the African American community. There used to
Speaker 1: be a thing called the brown paper bag, uh situation,
Speaker 1: whereas if your skin was the color or a brown
Speaker 1: paper bag, you were considered better. Dude. It's some bullshit, dude.
Speaker 1: Like the type of stuff that African Americans have developed
Speaker 1: within each other because of to try to try to
Speaker 1: control one another or to suppress one one one another
Speaker 1: is ridiculous. You think black one black crime is something
Speaker 1: It goes even deeper than that. Like systemic systemic racism
Speaker 1: doesn't just affect you, Uh just doesn't affect White America.
Speaker 1: It's it affects African Americans just as much. Dude. It's
Speaker 1: it's crazy how uh. This is another show entirely, but
Speaker 1: it's crazy how how uh African Americans have turned on
Speaker 1: each other in a lot of ways. Man. And now
Speaker 1: you know, I have to admit, I'm I'm naive about that.
Speaker 1: I don't really I mean, I see, I'm I'm asking
Speaker 1: you guys to educate me because I don't really know
Speaker 1: about that. When I was a kid, my brother used
Speaker 1: to call me white. Was docking to me. My brother dad,
Speaker 1: I used to call me white because he knew it
Speaker 1: would fuck with me and get me so upset, and
Speaker 1: he'd be like, you adopted white, dude. I did have
Speaker 1: a white person tell me I was white once and
Speaker 1: it really set me off. I was like, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Yeah, if you guys want the actual
Speaker 1: just because we've already brought it up, the actual origin
Speaker 1: of the word some people, and this is from I
Speaker 1: think dictionary dot com, But it's a Portuguese word meaning mula,
Speaker 1: from the Latin mullus meaning mule, the hybrid offspring of
Speaker 1: a horse and a donkey. So that's sort of offensive.
Speaker 1: That's not very good. Yeah, But then realact I asked
Speaker 1: my nul traces the origins to mulo in the sense
Speaker 1: of hybridity, originally used to refer to any mixed race person.
Speaker 1: All right, well, if you're still out there and thinking
Speaker 1: that word is acceptable, we're here to tell you what's not.
Speaker 1: And uh in two thousand and four, I referred to
Speaker 1: a cookie incorrectly it's a milano. That joke is still funny,
Speaker 1: though racist cookies aside. Racist cookies aside. It's too good.
Speaker 1: This episode is a weird episode. Didn't you feel that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know it's It was written by Bill Callahan, who
Speaker 1: uh who I played basketball with? Funny guy, tall guy,
Speaker 1: and Joanna Kerns directed it and and Joanna Kerns directed
Speaker 1: For those of us who don't know, show me that
Speaker 1: smile again, Yeah, don't. Joanna Kerns, who was the mom
Speaker 1: on Growing Pains, directed this episode. Wow, did we ask
Speaker 1: her any Growing Pains questions? Donald, I don't remember about
Speaker 1: bonus you mean? Uh, yeah, No, we didn't. She had
Speaker 1: directed several a few I shouldn't say, shuffled a couple
Speaker 1: of episodes of Clueless, the television show. One of the
Speaker 1: one of the best episodes we ever had was like
Speaker 1: this Halloween episode, and she directed it and uh and
Speaker 1: uh when she came on to do scrubs. You know,
Speaker 1: I just remember I remember her. I remembered her style
Speaker 1: when we were when she was directing, and I remember thinking,
Speaker 1: you know, she takes, she does a lot of takes.
Speaker 1: I remember that yet takes. And I remember thinking, but
Speaker 1: there's a method to it, because when it's all said
Speaker 1: and done, the episode usually is really good. This turned
Speaker 1: out to be a really good episode. I I, you know,
Speaker 1: it's fine. I'm just saying and I, you know, sometimes
Speaker 1: they come on here, I go, oh, this one's mad.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a bad episode. I'm just thinking
Speaker 1: it's it's just it's I don't know, it's it's bizarre.
Speaker 1: First of all, it's really weird. I like to stay.
Speaker 1: I know, it's a fuck I always said last episode
Speaker 1: it's a heightened reality. But it is pretty bizarre that
Speaker 1: Elliott would fuck my brother. That's crazy, dude, are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? That's not that's not bizarre. That's out of
Speaker 1: this word. That should be the end of the show.
Speaker 1: I can't do it is the show should be in
Speaker 1: credits right now. Man, the will they or won't they?
Speaker 1: It's they won't now they won't ever again. It's all
Speaker 1: I would like to say that there's no way that
Speaker 1: he's gonna go marry like Donald said, a girl that
Speaker 1: was fucking his brother for revenge. I mean, this one
Speaker 1: I understand is Elliott just found her way to give
Speaker 1: JD the ultimate middle fingers, like she never even considered him,
Speaker 1: which is just it's even if there's a method to
Speaker 1: it at the end, and the method is like, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm expecting. I'm expecting Dan to be like,
Speaker 1: oh no, we never slept together. That's what I'm expecting
Speaker 1: to come up because I don't remember what happens in
Speaker 1: this show, but I'm expecting maybe that's going to happen.
Speaker 1: But also Dan is such a fuck up. He like
Speaker 1: a drunk, and he's and doesn't have a job, and
Speaker 1: he's just a na're do well And that's who Elliott
Speaker 1: decides to bone after we break up. They are they
Speaker 1: boning or are they just you think so? They're two
Speaker 1: adults and she's in a ninety They're not fucking cuddling.
Speaker 1: Dan was using a blanket as a surround. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: about how they're fucking in the hospital in the break
Speaker 1: room they in JD's bed. They aft in my bed.
Speaker 1: They said fooled around, But okay, I guess fooled around.
Speaker 1: And after there's two different different types of donald. Do
Speaker 1: you think that those two are just doing heavy petting. No,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to give her the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 1: And yet isn't that a funny expression? That's like heavy petting?
Speaker 1: I just want it hard. I'm just trying to give
Speaker 1: JD to benefit of the doubt. Man, Like I just
Speaker 1: I don't know if I could overcome this barrier after
Speaker 1: it's been built. This is like the ultimate f you
Speaker 1: Now you know what you suck so much, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: bone your brother right. It just doesn't see it seems
Speaker 1: I mean, it's I guess what you do on a
Speaker 1: TV show for drama. But it just felt a little
Speaker 1: like what it was like it falls in the category
Speaker 1: of Cox punching me in the face and then we
Speaker 1: just move on. It's like, wait, she's fucking my brother,
Speaker 1: crazy crazy. I laughed at the verse. The first thing
Speaker 1: I laughed at was when what I'm in the bar
Speaker 1: and I said, was it I'm meaning a lot of
Speaker 1: attention from the lady. Was it the ten push ups
Speaker 1: I've been ranking out every other Sunday. Now, what is
Speaker 1: with this fucking contortionist girl? So, as I understand it,
Speaker 1: she's she hits on JD. You know exactly what's with
Speaker 1: this contortionist girl? You know the purpose of the joke.
Speaker 1: The purpose of the joke is to say, are you
Speaker 1: sure you don't want to hook up with me? Look
Speaker 1: how flexible I am. She throws her legs up over
Speaker 1: her head at the bar. I wish you ears could
Speaker 1: see Donald's look Donald, keep it holy? Oh God, running
Speaker 1: duddy O the lagging track star can't wait another minute?
Speaker 1: What this song is said? Keep it holy? I don't
Speaker 1: know what that is. That's justin bieburn, chance to wrap
Speaker 1: her holy? Keep it holy? Okay, all right, okay, um yeah.
Speaker 1: So JD is turning down a woman who at the
Speaker 1: bar is showing him that she can put her legs
Speaker 1: behind her head to say, hey, are you interested in this?
Speaker 1: It does feel like she's presenting, right, I'm not hinting, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm not tripping. No, she's presenting. Oh man, can you
Speaker 1: imagine that that actress or I don't know if she's
Speaker 1: an actress or a contortionist or both. But she gets
Speaker 1: a call like Hey, so here's the scene. We're gonna
Speaker 1: need you to throw your legs over your head at
Speaker 1: the bar um. All right. So then we find out
Speaker 1: that Kelso is drugging his wife by sticking any depressants
Speaker 1: in fig Newton's Yes, and and and when asked how
Speaker 1: much how much he gives her, he said about half
Speaker 1: a Newton. First of all, he's a very experienced doctor,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't know the prescription come out that he's
Speaker 1: drugging his wife with. He judges it by how much
Speaker 1: fits and I half a Newton. That's funny, by the way.
Speaker 1: Then we learned he's not even that she's depressed. He
Speaker 1: just wants to kill her libido. Yeah, because he doesn't
Speaker 1: want to have sex with her. He doesn't want to
Speaker 1: have sex with enand so he gives her an any
Speaker 1: depressant um that might lessen her libido. Gabby steals a baby. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's one of our that's the writer we had on
Speaker 1: the show that didn't watch the show, you guys. That's
Speaker 1: Gabby Allen playing the baby stealer. That was funny. Yes,
Speaker 1: I finally got that baby. That's a real thing. I mean,
Speaker 1: they gotta put like all sorts of security tags on babies.
Speaker 1: Yeah scary. Yeah, you've done that. There's like great, you
Speaker 1: like tags on the dude. You go, you they know
Speaker 1: it's your kid, and they still scan you. They've seen
Speaker 1: you come in several times, you know how you go?
Speaker 1: All right, Look you have little you know, connections that
Speaker 1: are made in life when you frequent someplace, like over
Speaker 1: and over and over and over again, like for you
Speaker 1: the maternity ward. Way to jump ahead of the joke
Speaker 1: that I didn't ruin your joke ahead, Yeah, they they know.
Speaker 1: They're like you walk in. It's like norm from cheers
Speaker 1: like Dona. Yeah. Right, So so you're saying that, obviously
Speaker 1: it goes without saying they need to be so secure
Speaker 1: with babies in the maternity ward. Even if they know
Speaker 1: you and they like, they still scan you because they
Speaker 1: have to be super safe. Absolutely, you could have an
Speaker 1: identical sinister twin. Yeah that I mean, first of all, yes,
Speaker 1: that is a possibility, but the persons have to be
Speaker 1: like diabolic, like like the evil is evil, like what
Speaker 1: what did what did? What did I do to my
Speaker 1: evil twin to make them that evil and want to
Speaker 1: steal wants your money. He's gonna hold that baby for
Speaker 1: ransom for some for some donal money. I feel like
Speaker 1: if I had a twin we could get into so
Speaker 1: much good trouble. Why would they want to steal my kids?
Speaker 1: Right right? I agree with you? Anyway, she sings down
Speaker 1: the hall. The interesting tidbit in this episode a bit
Speaker 1: of trivia. All the flashbacks in this episode are from
Speaker 1: Kelso's point of view. I didn't pick up on that.
Speaker 1: I didn't well, I did notice that Kelso was having flashbacks.
Speaker 1: I didn't notice that too. Um, but you know, he
Speaker 1: has a bat in his attic, and the bat he
Speaker 1: he's trying to stick his dog on it, which is
Speaker 1: Ken's real dog, by the way, whose name was Pal,
Speaker 1: very very well trained Australian shepherd. And the bat appears
Speaker 1: to pick up backster now later in the episode. Later
Speaker 1: in the episode, the bat steals your tennis racket, but
Speaker 1: nearly that's not nearly as impressive as stealing an Australian shepherd. No,
Speaker 1: but do you see the Australian shepherd get lived up in?
Speaker 1: Then it's almost like it's a it's a it's a
Speaker 1: what are those birds? Not the vultures but the ones? Yeah,
Speaker 1: a condor, like a condor like the best size of
Speaker 1: a condor and snatch it up. Do you remember the
Speaker 1: movie The Last Unicorn? No, great movie anyway, If you
Speaker 1: don't remember it, I can't tell you. So Last Unicorn
Speaker 1: was this movie about the last unicorn on the and
Speaker 1: there was this one creature in it and what was it?
Speaker 1: What it was like? And it was the only creature
Speaker 1: that Do you remember, Joel, Because it's a vague movie.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a very appy kind of movie. But
Speaker 1: when you said when you said, when you said the
Speaker 1: bat grabs like, all right, have you ever seen the
Speaker 1: movie of Unknown Origin? No, it's about a rat inside
Speaker 1: in New York City or something like that in this
Speaker 1: guy's apartment and the thing is so big and a
Speaker 1: large size, and he at one point gets a cat
Speaker 1: to get the rat, and the rat beats the shit
Speaker 1: out of the cat and kills the cat and leaves
Speaker 1: it in the freaking kitchen in the kitchen sink. All right,
Speaker 1: So I mean not the kids an in refrigerator. Refrigerator.
Speaker 1: So anyway, when I was a kid, my dad took
Speaker 1: me to forty second Street to see a bunch of movies,
Speaker 1: like I saw Jaws there, I saw Polter guys there.
Speaker 1: We lived only a couple of blocks away, so forty
Speaker 1: second Street time square like when freaking taxi driver was around,
Speaker 1: was an experience I experience because my dad would take
Speaker 1: us through the movies, and Of Unknown Origin was one
Speaker 1: of those movies that he took me to see about
Speaker 1: this rat. The only time I ever was where my
Speaker 1: dad was jumping and grabbing me, like, holy shit, this
Speaker 1: motherfucking rat. It's so goddamn big, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like grabbing me to how big is the rat in
Speaker 1: the movie. You never really see it, but just like it,
Speaker 1: and you're jumping right and the dude with a rat, right,
Speaker 1: and the dude gets dressed up in like hockey gear
Speaker 1: at the end and goes at it with the rat anyway,
Speaker 1: just saying, well you and that's what this bat, that's
Speaker 1: what this bat thing kind of reminds me of you.
Speaker 1: And the attic with that bat was hysterical. That made
Speaker 1: me laugh. You screamed, You did your famous Donald Phazon
Speaker 1: scream and it gets me every time. Yeah, I gotta
Speaker 1: stop doing that scream. I think people are used to
Speaker 1: it now. Well let's hear what you're talking about, Willis,
Speaker 1: But I really like it. Okay, I remember why I
Speaker 1: mean catch? I mean I catchphrases are so funny, Like
Speaker 1: I remember being a kid being like when uncertain episodes
Speaker 1: when Arnold didn't say what you're talking about Willis? I
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck is this episode? There was
Speaker 1: no what you're talking about? Missus Garrett. Do you know
Speaker 1: where missus Garrett came from originally? Oh? You know where
Speaker 1: Mitchus Garrett went to? I know she went to Northwestern University.
Speaker 1: Do you know what she do? You know what she
Speaker 1: went to after different strokes? UM, don't tell me. She
Speaker 1: went to UM her own show with the squat tuti.
Speaker 1: What's it call facts of Life? Facts of life? You
Speaker 1: take the good, you take the bad, you take them both.
Speaker 1: In there you had the facts of lieb the facts
Speaker 1: of life man the world seems to believe. It's a
Speaker 1: funny lyric. I remember it was like, um, when the
Speaker 1: boys are used to hate your date. I guess you
Speaker 1: must invest stick gate the fact that bo yep, that
Speaker 1: must have been the long cut. Well, that's that was
Speaker 1: we learned that from ted'span. Oh that's right. Do you
Speaker 1: know who was on the Facts of Life that you
Speaker 1: the audience might be surprised to know was a was
Speaker 1: a regular Molly Ringwall George Clooney, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: That was later on Molly Ringwall Season one. Facts of Life?
Speaker 1: Really and now, were you a tutti Blair or Joe
Speaker 1: tutti baby, Tutti tutti, tutti tutti? I really had. This
Speaker 1: was right around the time in my age where, like,
Speaker 1: you know, things were starting to you were a Joe,
Speaker 1: things were starting to kick on and Joe. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: really had a crush on Joe. Yeah. Really. It's funny
Speaker 1: because Blair was like supposed to be like the beautiful
Speaker 1: blah on bombshell, but like I'd liked I liked the
Speaker 1: tomboy Joe. Yeah, Dan was Joel. Did you have a
Speaker 1: particular fact of life crush? Are you too young? Well? Too?
Speaker 1: It was okay. Do you guys remember your first sitcom crush? Oh?
Speaker 1: First sitcom crush? Well, my first sitcom crush, I told
Speaker 1: you was was Susanne. I have a preliminary question, m M,
Speaker 1: does The Power Rangers count as a six? Not? Then?
Speaker 1: Then Kimberly Amy Joe Johnson, Pink Ranger, The Pink Ranger,
Speaker 1: Oh man, she was pretty great. She was pretty great.
Speaker 1: You know when I did Felicity and she was on
Speaker 1: Felicity and she was the pink Ranger. I remember geeking
Speaker 1: out inside being like, dude, she has no idea keep
Speaker 1: a professional, She has no idea, how fucking how dope
Speaker 1: you know how dope she is? So just what about
Speaker 1: a list of Milano on Who's the Ball? Of course
Speaker 1: that was everybody's but but a two d uh? And
Speaker 1: then Janet Jackson on Good Times and the Sister on
Speaker 1: Good Times. Oh my god. When I was a kid,
Speaker 1: and then when I moved to Los Angeles, I swore
Speaker 1: I was gonna marry log boy He's I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna marry when I get here, I'm gonna just
Speaker 1: gonna say, like, wore he's as Lisa Marie. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: knew it. I was, I was sure of it. I
Speaker 1: was like at the clueless, there's no way loved boy,
Speaker 1: he's gonna say no to me. All right, we're gonna
Speaker 1: take a break and when we come back, we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about bastard coded bastards with bastard filling and be
Speaker 1: right back, and we're bad. We're bad, bastard coded bastards.
Speaker 1: With bastard filling. Two people said it, two people say
Speaker 1: it in this episode. It's a great line. I gotta
Speaker 1: read the line because hold on me, it's on the
Speaker 1: Scrumbs wiki. Molly says Perry, no one is pure evil.
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, everyone has a hard outer shell, but
Speaker 1: inside everybody has a creamy center. He said, there are
Speaker 1: plenty of people in here, on this particular planet that
Speaker 1: are hard on the outside and hard the inside. And
Speaker 1: then she says, so they have more of a neuguinte center,
Speaker 1: and he says, lady, lady, people aren't chocolates, do you
Speaker 1: know what? They are? Mostly bastards, bastard coated bastards with
Speaker 1: bastard feeling. But I don't find them half as annoying
Speaker 1: as I find naive, bubbleheaded optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
Speaker 1: And then she touches his chest and she goes, I'm
Speaker 1: touching your creamy sent you. This has been Scrubs theater exactly.
Speaker 1: But anyway, that's a funny line. I think bastard, Yes,
Speaker 1: I think bastard covered bastards with bastard filling is a
Speaker 1: funny line. I want to what is I thought a
Speaker 1: bastard was like a kid who doesn't have a dad.
Speaker 1: Isn't that what a bastard is? Yeah? But I think
Speaker 1: that's the Chinese division. But I didn't think it became
Speaker 1: just just calling someone like a jerk. It became like,
Speaker 1: you know, well, that's what Marty McFly calls the Libyans
Speaker 1: after they shoot Doc Brown. I know that you pasta
Speaker 1: a deep cut. Um. How about so Kelso and Cox
Speaker 1: really just are pissed off that Molly's happy. They try
Speaker 1: and break her, They try and just fuck with this episode. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I would expect that from Cox. I didn't
Speaker 1: necessarily expect Kelso to like really invest like that because
Speaker 1: he doesn't pissed that she won't write a prescription for
Speaker 1: him to stick the drugs in the half Newton right
Speaker 1: now he's in. Yeah, he wants to get revenge on
Speaker 1: her because she won't. She won't played by his rules. Right.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he could just write the prescription, right. I
Speaker 1: didn't understand that either, or couldn't Kell to write prescription
Speaker 1: for your family members? Is that a rule? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Could Cox have written a prescription? Well in Garden State?
Speaker 1: Doesn't your it doesn't doesn't don't your parents write the
Speaker 1: prescriptions for you. Yeah. Um. And that was actually inspired
Speaker 1: um by someone I knew whose father was a psycho
Speaker 1: psychiatrist and had her on so many meds. And I
Speaker 1: remember thinking, like, this woman is taking so many drugs
Speaker 1: because this one causes this side effects, so she takes
Speaker 1: this one for that, and then that causes another side effects.
Speaker 1: So she was taking like a handful of these insane
Speaker 1: pills and she certainly didn't seem like any of it
Speaker 1: was really helping her. And I that was sort of
Speaker 1: the the you know, genesis of that idea was was thinking, like, God,
Speaker 1: her father, I'm sure he means well, but he's like,
Speaker 1: they're they're they're caught in this horrific loop. You know.
Speaker 1: Do you think in this clim and do you think
Speaker 1: in today's climate you could still tell this joke where
Speaker 1: Kelso's drugging his wife, Um, yeah, because he's not. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think so he's he's drugging her with any It's
Speaker 1: not like he's drugging her own with with roof a
Speaker 1: doll or something. He's drugging her with any depressants he's
Speaker 1: trying to try. I mean, I don't know, Joel, what
Speaker 1: do you think I don't give me drugs without my consent.
Speaker 1: I don't want to tie at all without knowing that
Speaker 1: I'm taking it time. No, I know, but Donald's saying.
Speaker 1: Donald's saying in twenty twenty one, could you still write
Speaker 1: a I'm drugging my wife with any depressants joke? Probably not.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. No, I know. It's crazy, right,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. What was funny? So like not so long ago,
Speaker 1: it's crazy and now it's like, oh, that's a little dangerous. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I hear you. I agree with you. I didn't even
Speaker 1: think of it, by the way. It's just I didn't
Speaker 1: even think of it at the time. But I think
Speaker 1: you're probably right. What about when he gives he gives
Speaker 1: her a Spanish book because she's going to Mexico, and
Speaker 1: she says, grassius and he goes, you're welcome. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: oh boy, oh boy. So you're really working the diabetes
Speaker 1: angle with Carla. You got her wrapped around your finger.
Speaker 1: This is the best part of this is the best
Speaker 1: part of the episode. To meet h I laughed a
Speaker 1: lot at Turk's use of his diabetes. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: think I might do the same. And it's because he
Speaker 1: hasn't figured out his medication yet. So he's getting away
Speaker 1: with a lot of shit, right, So he's getting sandwiches,
Speaker 1: he's getting sandwiches, he's getting he's getting a bunch of things.
Speaker 1: He's getting sex, he's getting whatever he wants, as long
Speaker 1: as it's as long as it's for his diabetes. It's
Speaker 1: it's it's his I thought, I thought it was so
Speaker 1: funny how she runs away and comes back on Ncgurney
Speaker 1: smiling with the sandwich, like she's so happy to do
Speaker 1: it for him, like Carla is so happy to do
Speaker 1: it for something funny, like because you're hooking me up
Speaker 1: with sandwiches and whatnot. But then she's doing the same thing.
Speaker 1: She winds up doing the exact same thing. Everybody's lying
Speaker 1: in the episode. That's the theme, everybody. The theme. The
Speaker 1: theme is that everyone is being duplicitous with everybody, No
Speaker 1: one is really being honest, and it creates quite a
Speaker 1: tangled mess. Well, yeah, don't you remember the commercial when
Speaker 1: you tell one lie, you need to another. No you
Speaker 1: don't remember, Oh, let me take it up. When you
Speaker 1: tell one lie it leads to another, then you tell
Speaker 1: two lies. Oh brother, you don't notice then you lie
Speaker 1: and lie. I don't remember the exactly like it Latterday Saints,
Speaker 1: so it was Jesus Christ spend so much money on
Speaker 1: ads when we were kids. Do you remember the one
Speaker 1: without found a rebel, mister Robertson, Mister Robertson, I broke
Speaker 1: your window. I broke your window with my ball, and
Speaker 1: I've come to a kidfess. Do you remember that one? No?
Speaker 1: But I remember like when we were kid is. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it was an East Coast Tri State
Speaker 1: area thing, but like whenever we were watching the Latter
Speaker 1: Day Saints were hitting us up wi X with messages hardcore,
Speaker 1: don't lie, don't lie and then always tell the truth. Dude,
Speaker 1: I remember. You know, if you look up on YouTube
Speaker 1: you could find the one with Alfonso and it's like
Speaker 1: a musical and they were always musical numbers. Uh. I
Speaker 1: remember a kid being like, Mommy, I got bubble gum
Speaker 1: all over the dog. Do you remember that one? No?
Speaker 1: That was one too. Do you remember when this wasn't
Speaker 1: a Latter Day Saints one? But do you remember the
Speaker 1: PSA that was like, um, it was pills and they
Speaker 1: were they were puppets. Speaking of pills, and they sang
Speaker 1: it was it was to protect kids from not eating pills,
Speaker 1: and it was. And the puppets pills would sing weird
Speaker 1: not candy, even though we looked so fine and dandy. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure that on YouTube anyway, those pills could sing.
Speaker 1: They had they had range. There was a long song.
Speaker 1: That's the only part I remember. Um. All right, so
Speaker 1: Dan's back in the tub. I think I did. First
Speaker 1: of all, I did a really great pratfall. Yes, where
Speaker 1: is that potfall? I wrote it down over the couch
Speaker 1: When when Dan pops up, I literally backwards leaped over
Speaker 1: that couch. That's some serious trust that no one accidentally
Speaker 1: moved the pad Because when you landed, did you do
Speaker 1: a back roll? Did you roll over? No? I just
Speaker 1: fucking hurled myself backwards and just trusted that that Matt
Speaker 1: would be there. How many times did you truly injure
Speaker 1: yourself doing these prat falls? Like, let's talk about that. Like,
Speaker 1: I know you had a hernia at one point. Did
Speaker 1: that come from pratt falling too? I don't know. You know,
Speaker 1: I think some people are just predisposed to have, like, um,
Speaker 1: the one that's called an ingwall next to your growing um.
Speaker 1: It's you know, it's just like it's it's very common
Speaker 1: for men um, but it happened. I don't know you
Speaker 1: did so I remember you did. You were doing pratfalls
Speaker 1: with the hernia and you were like, I'm getting surgery tomorrow. Like,
Speaker 1: don't you remember that? Don't you remember this? I do remember, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I always had back issues from it,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, I really did nine years of
Speaker 1: hurling myself around. I always I used to have go
Speaker 1: to the chiropractor a lot helped me. When you cheaper
Speaker 1: by the dozens, Are you gonna be doing that? Um? No,
Speaker 1: it's not as broad as um It's not as as
Speaker 1: as slap sticky, as as as a Steve Martin thing.
Speaker 1: I'm not like, I'm not like swinging from chandeliers. That's
Speaker 1: still's funny. It still makes there's there's there's there's some,
Speaker 1: there's some there's definitely some funny physical related comedy, But
Speaker 1: I'm not. My character's not as like goofy as jadis okay.
Speaker 1: Um So Turk convinces uh JD to use the pain
Speaker 1: of Elliott dating Dan to get make it so that
Speaker 1: she can she'll forgive him for dumping her, right, and
Speaker 1: he tries it and it sends Dan back into the
Speaker 1: bathtub again. Right. I love that. I love it. I
Speaker 1: go he goes hey, little brother, I go, ah, what
Speaker 1: are you doing back in the tub? Yeah, he s
Speaker 1: Elliot broke up with me. Yeah, I'm supposed to work,
Speaker 1: so it works. But now your brother, no, but they're lying.
Speaker 1: They're lying. They didn't break Why don't wait, why is
Speaker 1: he in the tub? They do break up. They do
Speaker 1: break up for that hot second, don't they? And then
Speaker 1: he goes back. Oh. I thought it was all fronting
Speaker 1: that they were. They were hiding their relationship, didn't I
Speaker 1: didn't pick up on that. It was like a play,
Speaker 1: a performative exercise in tricking j D. Then I go
Speaker 1: over her house and she's she's all dialed up and
Speaker 1: she's in this nighty. She's got her cleavage on display
Speaker 1: and the blue BRA's back. Yep. They got champagne, they
Speaker 1: got Dido plane, and they got um, what's the other
Speaker 1: thing in candlesticks? I really laughed at. I really laughed at.
Speaker 1: You were like, yeah, you're talking. I just wanted to
Speaker 1: tell you that. Well, thank you, I said, if my
Speaker 1: if my heart could write songs it would be. And
Speaker 1: then I take a sip of the champagne on it.
Speaker 1: It's so tingly, it's a tingly drink. And then Dan
Speaker 1: Dan appears. I pop over the couch. Then there's this
Speaker 1: really surreal fantasy where we're both standing there naked, looking
Speaker 1: at each other's spinning right and realizing that you have
Speaker 1: no feelings for each other. And I have a question.
Speaker 1: I really think it's possible. I guess it is. If
Speaker 1: you're just so over it, come on, buddy, come on, buddy,
Speaker 1: come on, buddy. Wait, let me finish my thought and
Speaker 1: then you can come on buddy me. Okay, if you
Speaker 1: think it's possible someone you really cared about, I'm not
Speaker 1: talking about some flame. You had to be standing there
Speaker 1: naked in front of them, looking at their naked body,
Speaker 1: and you had such strong feelings for them to absolutely
Speaker 1: feel nothing. That's what That's what, jays are you both
Speaker 1: are you both single? Yeah? In this scenario we are
Speaker 1: in the show, we are and you butt naked in
Speaker 1: front of each other. Yeah, we're both buck naked looking
Speaker 1: at each other's bodies like eighteen inches apart. What do
Speaker 1: you say buck naked or do you say butt naked Buck.
Speaker 1: I think if you say buck, I say butt. Okay,
Speaker 1: So anyway, I don't think it's possible. No, yeah, this
Speaker 1: isn't like some girl that you like woman. You're not
Speaker 1: a true well you know that you had a like
Speaker 1: just a hook up where this is like someone you
Speaker 1: were like, had strong feelings for. I feel like if
Speaker 1: you guys are back in that situation, if you guys
Speaker 1: back in that situation but naked in front of each other,
Speaker 1: I think Buck is correct. You might want to pivot.
Speaker 1: It's okay to pivot at forty six. I have looked
Speaker 1: this up because I was curious. They're both acceptable. Buck
Speaker 1: naked is older, the more original of the two. Well,
Speaker 1: since you're forty six, you should probably use Buck. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna keep it. I'm gonna keep an urbane but urban
Speaker 1: keeping a Buck, baby. That'd be funny if Daniel's definition
Speaker 1: said that if you're urban but yo. Yeah, But I
Speaker 1: don't think. I don't think. I don't think if you're
Speaker 1: both single at that moment and you're butt naked, now,
Speaker 1: if you just appear in front of each other like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, I'm button naked in front of my ax,
Speaker 1: how did this happen. I don't think. Okay, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: but if you're both at this point button naked and
Speaker 1: you're both single, something going, something's been. We're eighteen inches
Speaker 1: apart and we're on some sort of lazy Susan spinning around,
Speaker 1: I don't really. I mean, I guess it was just
Speaker 1: a stylistic thing to choose to put lazy Susan, and
Speaker 1: that's a fantasy to but I don't think. I don't
Speaker 1: think that's why are we naked on a lazy Susan?
Speaker 1: To prove that you guys were standing in front of
Speaker 1: each other naked, you wouldn't have any feelings at that,
Speaker 1: but it wouldn't funny if we if we within the fantasy,
Speaker 1: Like I broke the moment to be like, why are
Speaker 1: we spinning on a lazy Susan? Um? Yeah, So I
Speaker 1: don't believe that I watched that, and I was like,
Speaker 1: first of all, Sarah's beautiful and naked, and j D
Speaker 1: is a straight male who was very in love with her,
Speaker 1: and I just don't believe that he'd be like, although
Speaker 1: she she feels like you should really meet her brother
Speaker 1: gay brother, she keeps making a jokes about me. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I love Dido and I need to meet
Speaker 1: her brother Barry because he's the one of the four
Speaker 1: brothers that she thinks is gay. Yes, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you saw this, but I saw this. Did you
Speaker 1: see the light frames in the background this episode? Okay,
Speaker 1: go to I got it up. I can go to it.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about it? Go to the I'm
Speaker 1: not sure if it's the apartment where it's Elliott's apartment
Speaker 1: toward the end in the corner. Is that a light frame?
Speaker 1: You see it a bunch of times if you go
Speaker 1: through the whole scene between the two, it's like a
Speaker 1: little black piece in the corner that has nothing to
Speaker 1: do with anything. It's almost like it's I think it's
Speaker 1: that one. I'm not sure. I don't see it. I
Speaker 1: gotta go back. I don't know. I saw a light
Speaker 1: frame and I didn't write down the scene that it
Speaker 1: was in because I was freaking stoned when I was
Speaker 1: watching the show. I feel like there was a that's
Speaker 1: where you hit the button, But I feel like there
Speaker 1: was a couple of shots where I could see like
Speaker 1: the edge of a keynote, it felt like, or the
Speaker 1: edge of it. I don't know, I don't see it,
Speaker 1: but you know, I'm sure. I'm sure that there's there's
Speaker 1: somewhere in there. Yeah, I could be wrong. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: look at it again, all right, to make sure love
Speaker 1: that people love fuck ups. Donald, Maybe there's a fuck up.
Speaker 1: It's so easy to paint things out these days, you know,
Speaker 1: because everything is just so computerized and it's it's easy
Speaker 1: for someone to go, oh, there's a light, and we'll
Speaker 1: just we'll paint that out or put it in shadow
Speaker 1: or crop it out. Do you remember when you talked
Speaker 1: about how you saw your first CG tier. I feel
Speaker 1: like I just saw it in something. I don't know
Speaker 1: what it was. I was watching. I was watching something
Speaker 1: with Casey and it was like a CG. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's CG. You were just recently watching something. I don't
Speaker 1: remember what it was. Yeah, the cgtiers are coming, they're
Speaker 1: coming strong. I saw it one too recently. It doesn't
Speaker 1: look real yet. It doesn't look real. It looks kind
Speaker 1: of fake. It's kind of like a piece of ice
Speaker 1: tear coming out like it's It's good if you like,
Speaker 1: if you have a specific moment that hinges on a tear,
Speaker 1: and and and the actors can't do it. First of all,
Speaker 1: it's one thing to say, okay, in this scene, you cry, okay,
Speaker 1: But to have like that moment of like the Denzel
Speaker 1: and Glory moment of like the tear, you know, cresting
Speaker 1: the lid and dropping like that, that's pretty freaking hard
Speaker 1: to choreograph. And it's almost impossible. And that's why you
Speaker 1: want oscars for that shit, right, So I'm saying like, So,
Speaker 1: I'm saying like if if, if you know, if your
Speaker 1: script has a moment that's so key to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean maybe maybe, maybe it's fine. I think it'll
Speaker 1: help with continuity too, because, as we've spoken on the show,
Speaker 1: sometimes someone's crying and then all of a sudden they're not,
Speaker 1: and then they would have some tears in their eyes.
Speaker 1: So I think that's going to help filmmakers be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: well it doesn't match. Let me just put a little
Speaker 1: gloss on her eyes. Otherwise it looks, you know, where
Speaker 1: did all the tears go? Because we're doing this five
Speaker 1: hours later, you know. Speaking of Sarah Chuk, I've been
Speaker 1: watching Firefly Lane with Oh yeah, how is it? I
Speaker 1: just started it last night, Dad, shit is funny She's
Speaker 1: so good. Sarah's so good, right, Sarah's so good. So
Speaker 1: it's Catherine Katie's good too. But Sarah has a special
Speaker 1: place in my heart. And like, like I'm not watching it,
Speaker 1: like my wife is watching it. Like my wife is invested,
Speaker 1: Like she stands up and she's into it, into it.
Speaker 1: And you know, I'll be on a couch playing video
Speaker 1: games on my phone or something and Sarah say something
Speaker 1: and I'll laugh. I'll like, She's laugh out loud, funny
Speaker 1: Sarah chuk and very happy for It's a huge kid, Donald.
Speaker 1: I mean she was. When Sarah was on her show,
Speaker 1: she was talking about, Oh, I hope we get another
Speaker 1: season of it, um, and that I was wondering, is
Speaker 1: it a what kind of show is it? I thought
Speaker 1: it was a limited series, but if it's a full
Speaker 1: lawn series. Wow, good for her, man, It's so good, dude.
Speaker 1: I think it's ideal for her because it shot it
Speaker 1: where she lives in Vancouver, and uh and I you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't know anything about it other than I when
Speaker 1: you when you open Netflix, it's like the top trending
Speaker 1: show in in the United States. So she's killing it.
Speaker 1: That's good for her. I'm really happy for She's such
Speaker 1: a good actress. Yeah, man, yeah, yes, and not used
Speaker 1: enough in my opinion. No, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: She could be in Marble, she could be in Star Wars.
Speaker 1: Sarah has those chops. I think Sarah will offered a
Speaker 1: part in Star Wars. She'd say, I'm sorry, give this
Speaker 1: role to Donald Fazon. No, she better not. And they'd
Speaker 1: be like, Sarah, it's a part for a forty something
Speaker 1: blonde woman. And she'd be like, I don't care. Look,
Speaker 1: she's she's so athletic. She fronts like she's not coordinated,
Speaker 1: but she's really coordinated. Sarah could be an action star easily,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, if she wanted to. She's
Speaker 1: very talented and I'm so happy for her. And if
Speaker 1: you're listening, um, check out Firefly Lane because Sarah Chalk
Speaker 1: is back on top with a top Netflix show. Do
Speaker 1: you know I'm speaking of top shows. I read that
Speaker 1: wand Division is the number one show on Earth. Wow,
Speaker 1: and it deserves it. It's such a good show, man,
Speaker 1: it deserves it. Man. It just makes you think so much,
Speaker 1: man about like they developed a world and now I'm
Speaker 1: stuck and I can't get out, no matter like I
Speaker 1: think about it when I'm not when i'm when I
Speaker 1: shouldn't be thinking about it, Like what if this is?
Speaker 1: Like they've just developed it so well. It's good storytelling. Man.
Speaker 1: Have you guy's gotten back and done the rewatch yet? No,
Speaker 1: after episode five, you got to go all the way
Speaker 1: back to the beginning and rewatch the whole series. It's
Speaker 1: like a completely different series. Joel, are you whispering because
Speaker 1: you're paving? She's asleep at my feet? Yes, and I
Speaker 1: don't want to wake. I think it's really adorable that
Speaker 1: you're whispering because your puppy's asleep on your feet. So cute.
Speaker 1: And I just like her sleeping. Play with her later.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna go a break and we come back.
Speaker 1: We got a caller for you that is gonna blow
Speaker 1: your socks off, okay, and there are gonna be or
Speaker 1: buck naked. We'll be right back. And we're bad, and
Speaker 1: we're bad. Let's bring here comes Gabrielle Rovera. Ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: put your hands together for Gabriella. Hi, guys and friends,
Speaker 1: my fiance Jordan's George Jorda, Hi, guys, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: We're very very happy to have you. I can already
Speaker 1: tell one thing. Jordan loves Star Wars. Oh, yes, got
Speaker 1: baby Yoda? Yeah? Or you got you a nice little
Speaker 1: baby Yoda. Now and I see another. I see a puppet.
Speaker 1: I see a puppet. It's somebody uppet. Yes, a puppet
Speaker 1: made to look like him. That's so cool. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a puppet of Donald. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you guys look almost I take it cool. I love it.
Speaker 1: That's really good. The name of the company. You should
Speaker 1: give him a shout out. One of the best gifts
Speaker 1: I've ever gotten, Like ever, I think, so do you
Speaker 1: ever walk around and do puppet shows with that kind
Speaker 1: of hard to do that these days. But I then
Speaker 1: once we get out of this pandemic. They did a
Speaker 1: good job, Jordan. It looks a lot like you. It
Speaker 1: looks more like you than you do a little bit, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like that too. Oh my god, that's cool. Now you
Speaker 1: don't remember you don't remember the name of the company,
Speaker 1: because that's a great gift to give people. It's my
Speaker 1: puppets on it's on Etsy. They did a really great job.
Speaker 1: I'm so so if I go on Etsy and I Joel,
Speaker 1: maybe you can search if you go on Etsy and
Speaker 1: just search make a puppet that looks like my fiance.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna get Donald. I'm gonna get Donald.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get me and Donald and do and then
Speaker 1: we could do the theme song for our show. We'll
Speaker 1: do a music video, no star about a show we made.
Speaker 1: Maybe for the live show what we'll do a whole
Speaker 1: section with puppets. Yeah, I love it. Oh my gosh, Donald,
Speaker 1: We'll duck out of frame because people will be watching,
Speaker 1: and we'll operate the puppet like this. Yeah, Now, should
Speaker 1: I be you and you be me? Probably that probably
Speaker 1: will only end in tears. We'll definitely a good segment
Speaker 1: for the live show. All Right, we're gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Are you guys gonna tune into the live show? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: One of your five thousand guests. Well, wait, by the way,
Speaker 1: five thousand might be like, that's unrealistic. I want to
Speaker 1: I really want to undersell, so we'll only we'll only
Speaker 1: be excited if it's more. So. Let's say there's gonna
Speaker 1: be about two hundred people, I'm gonna have five thousand
Speaker 1: was a little bit cocky. I think, Well, we'll be
Speaker 1: two of the two hundred. All right, I made a
Speaker 1: bunch of things from Etsy that Joel is showings Eva
Speaker 1: Eva linka puppets. Maybe was that he used, let me
Speaker 1: I can check my email. I don't know. Don't worry
Speaker 1: about I don't worry. We're distracting from the show. Just
Speaker 1: go on Etsy if you want to get a puppet made.
Speaker 1: I'll be on there after this show getting donets. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that Etsy was like that. I thought Etsy
Speaker 1: was like if you build stuff and you're thinking about
Speaker 1: and you want to sell something that you I didn't
Speaker 1: know like you could like there are people that build
Speaker 1: stores on Etsy and sell I didn't I where you
Speaker 1: can anything you can think of, someone is making that
Speaker 1: on Etsy. It's yeah, I did. I wasn't aware of that,
Speaker 1: like and I and I did, man, I I'm sure
Speaker 1: there's people making stop motion figures. Yeah, dude, that's what
Speaker 1: I did. I went down to there are people selling
Speaker 1: full on puppets, full on made puppets for you on Etsy.
Speaker 1: You mean you mean not they're kind of puppets, stop
Speaker 1: motion puppets. No, like stop motion puppets, like full on on.
Speaker 1: They're expensive. No, nothing's you know. And then somewhere you
Speaker 1: got the one that looks like you. No, this the
Speaker 1: one I got, uh, the one that looks like me?
Speaker 1: Was I saw this guy online who does it professional?
Speaker 1: He works for Ardman, he works for Uh, he works,
Speaker 1: he did, he worked. Him and his brother worked on
Speaker 1: uh the Isle of Dogs. His name is Nathaniel Uh.
Speaker 1: But they they work. How much does a puppet cost
Speaker 1: of you like that? Well, I'm not gonna get into that.
Speaker 1: Let's not. We don't have to get into that. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of money payments, monthly payments on it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's well, I mean he's professional. He's a professional stop
Speaker 1: motion guy making a likeness that you can animate. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be cheap. It's so worth it, though.
Speaker 1: It's look at the smile on his face. Man, he's
Speaker 1: so happy as it. He's still smiling. By the way.
Speaker 1: I want to get puppets of all of us. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get Daniel Joel Donald. Don't Daniel, what I honor you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be honest, you would honor me. He turned
Speaker 1: it into it like it was like he was going
Speaker 1: out on the phone. I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 1: if they're gonna be Wait what was the lead time?
Speaker 1: How long did it take to get your puppet? I
Speaker 1: ordered it in September and then it got here, um
Speaker 1: a few days after Christmas. Oh, it's gonna be too
Speaker 1: long for our live show, which is probably gonn happened
Speaker 1: in March, my custom puppet, Gabriella says, my custom puppet.
Speaker 1: There you go, guys, we gave we gave that shop
Speaker 1: a shout out. Very cool. All right, guys, where are
Speaker 1: you calling from Chicago? Right shot? Shout down? I went
Speaker 1: to Northwestern nice Yeah, and Evanston. We didn't really go
Speaker 1: in to Chico much. It was too cold. Yes, we
Speaker 1: are about a fifteen minute walk away from a Wrigley Field.
Speaker 1: Oh you go to games straight up in our neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Do you go to games when it's non pandemic times?
Speaker 1: Every now and again? I guess they got since they
Speaker 1: won the World Series there, they've been a little more expensive.
Speaker 1: I think, so Donald, real quick, we just want um,
Speaker 1: we have met you at C two C two E
Speaker 1: two before. No, it was I a dick. No, No,
Speaker 1: we have a photo will show you we were you guys.
Speaker 1: Jones and Mary and I do remember that. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was that now that's two e two Chicago Comic Con.
Speaker 1: Remember Comic Con, so we can just go. I missed it,
Speaker 1: did you guys? Because celebration was like a month after that?
Speaker 1: Did you go to celebration right after that? No? No,
Speaker 1: that would have been That would have been so much fun.
Speaker 1: It was literally but it was like a month after
Speaker 1: C two e two, wasn't it something like that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was such a great time. I remember being I
Speaker 1: was in and out of Chicago so much at that moment.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is so cool, man. I love Listen,
Speaker 1: great pizza. You can't beat the pizza. And I don't
Speaker 1: like that that sick ass pie. Chicago bar pizza. C Dude,
Speaker 1: you're want to crack if you and you're giving Chicago pizza.
Speaker 1: Shout out, what's telling you? Because it's good, dude, it's
Speaker 1: good pizza. And then and then Alicia took us to
Speaker 1: one night because when we did C two e two,
Speaker 1: it was the clad cast of Clueless. I remember Alicia
Speaker 1: and Paul took us one night to some restaurant I
Speaker 1: forget the name, and I'm but I remember the drinks
Speaker 1: were like, you know, we let Alicia order and so
Speaker 1: you know, the food was a little you know, it
Speaker 1: was vegan, and it was like, you know, raw and
Speaker 1: all of that stuff vegan. No, but we would you know,
Speaker 1: we're damn we're hanging out right. Who came we haven't
Speaker 1: seen it? Who gives a shit? It's edible, right, Ain't
Speaker 1: nobody gonna die? You're like, I just want to be
Speaker 1: with you, guys. Alicia, hand me the lettuce. I have
Speaker 1: an extra piece of lettuce with my lettuce. We went out.
Speaker 1: We had a good time in Chicago, man, Chica. All
Speaker 1: I could think about was Adventures in Babysitting and how
Speaker 1: nobody would go into how Chicago the city was so
Speaker 1: scary to the to the kids from Adventures in Babysitting.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, let's dive in. You have a question
Speaker 1: for us, Yes, here it is. Besides Elliott, what love
Speaker 1: interest of JD would you all like to see more of?
Speaker 1: Was there any character that you felt had great chemistry
Speaker 1: with j D and in an alternate universe end up
Speaker 1: with Well, she's not on the show yet, but when
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Banks gets on the show, I thought that was
Speaker 1: an excellent choice for a psych out, like because that
Speaker 1: became a will there won't They also you know, and
Speaker 1: you kind of wanted them to be it also, so
Speaker 1: it was definitely one of those things. So if it
Speaker 1: could be Elizabeth Banks character, yes, all right, I think
Speaker 1: of Tasty Komba wife because um, I really I really
Speaker 1: liked her. Yes, I thought she was fun, and I
Speaker 1: really liked Amy, and I thought Amy was fun and
Speaker 1: so I, uh, I don't know, my brain went to
Speaker 1: tasty Koma wife. Yes, I was thinking Kylie, she's about
Speaker 1: to come up in a few right, she is coming up.
Speaker 1: A great girl. She was the only black girl you
Speaker 1: dated on the show. She was Turk approved, and she
Speaker 1: was Turk approved, Turk approved and everything. Um, and and
Speaker 1: Mandy Moore is coming up. I guess that season five
Speaker 1: she was a good girlfriend. Although she didn't laugh, she
Speaker 1: just said that's so funny. Yes, that's so funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's so funny. Um all right, what else you got
Speaker 1: for us? Um? Okay, if each of the main characters
Speaker 1: wore a mask with a saying or design at work,
Speaker 1: what would each character have? Oh, you mean like a
Speaker 1: like a pandemic mask. Yeah, like we'll be wearing them
Speaker 1: for a while, right, So what would each characters like
Speaker 1: mask be? Well, Jenny probably hugged me, hug me so
Speaker 1: needy for love and affection. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. That I'm talking about. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Yeah, the Todds would be flames obviously.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah. And it wouldn't be a mask. It
Speaker 1: would be his banana hammock hack. Oh my god. Remember
Speaker 1: we did this. We did this video with Rob and
Speaker 1: he has like his own to this day he has
Speaker 1: its own like comedic Todd props that he has made,
Speaker 1: and he has one that he pulled. It's a banana hammock.
Speaker 1: But the the hammock is cartoon cartoonersly a long so um,
Speaker 1: we pull it out, didn't We haven't pulled out? We do.
Speaker 1: We do a bit when this E show comes out.
Speaker 1: You gotta watch you. We had him do this bit
Speaker 1: where I mean it makes no sense. We were just
Speaker 1: so feeling so silly. It was like the old days.
Speaker 1: We were just cracking up, telling Rob to say jokes.
Speaker 1: But he like acts like he's wiggling, as though you
Speaker 1: could buy wiggling get out of a fucking banana hammock.
Speaker 1: And he does like a little wiggle and then pulls
Speaker 1: it out of his jeans. The hammock part is like
Speaker 1: four feet long. It's hilarious. It's so stupid, but we laughed.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, I don't know. I guess yeah, you would
Speaker 1: definitely be This mask is what I'm talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: absolutely absolutely, What do you think the frick on a stick? Elliott? Yeah, yes, Um,
Speaker 1: John will be like, don't talk to me, right, yes,
Speaker 1: I've been like doctor Cox would just be like regular
Speaker 1: like medical like no right right, no, just no, I'm
Speaker 1: not participating in a joke with my mask. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's funny people that like have a on their mask.
Speaker 1: I've never that's bizarre. It's like might as well, right,
Speaker 1: like we're all looking at it. Yeah, I mean there's listen,
Speaker 1: if I could figure it out, if there's a way
Speaker 1: to make it so that because now we're starting to
Speaker 1: have to double up because of the new variants that
Speaker 1: are coming in and everything like that, if there's a
Speaker 1: way to make it so that the top one kind
Speaker 1: of looks like my face. I saw this guy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw this guy on the web. I mean talking
Speaker 1: about free time. This guy made you know, they have
Speaker 1: those realistic masks, masks look like your face. This guy
Speaker 1: made it, but had it so a normal regular mask
Speaker 1: looks like it's below his lips. And he goes, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna test this out. And he goes into
Speaker 1: a car dealership and the guy's like, sir, sir, put
Speaker 1: your mask up. And he's like, I'm wearing a mask.
Speaker 1: He's like, sir, above your nose, and he's like, bro,
Speaker 1: and he pulls it down. And the guy's like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: that's cool. Sure, I'm sure. They just need to be comfortable, man,
Speaker 1: Like my ears are starting to hurt the back of
Speaker 1: my ears, right, like the rash. Don't y'all get like
Speaker 1: the little rash two sometimes from the thing and one
Speaker 1: that doesn't pull my ears forward? Like they're all right,
Speaker 1: they're all doing this to me. We gotta figure that out.
Speaker 1: If it's for the rest of it, if it's gonna
Speaker 1: be for a really long time, we need to figure
Speaker 1: out something a little bit more comfortable, especially if we
Speaker 1: have to double up and everything, like now, like maybe
Speaker 1: we should figure out a way to maybe maybe fake
Speaker 1: doctors can do it. I don't know. I go to
Speaker 1: a sports story get and Adidas or Nike branded uh
Speaker 1: face mask Nike Nike doesn't sell them. Nike won't sell them.
Speaker 1: They don't have them at the store. They only give
Speaker 1: them to the employees, so you can't get it from there.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, I'm special about the Nike one. Well,
Speaker 1: it's sporty, so it's made to you know, it's made
Speaker 1: for sport, right, Adidas, it's sporty. It's made for sports.
Speaker 1: So it's more coming, like she was saying, there was
Speaker 1: something particularly special about So I haven't as mask and
Speaker 1: it's just super comfort, comfortable, more comfortable because it's made
Speaker 1: for sport. It's made to not be a distraction. You know. Hey,
Speaker 1: you know what you know what time it is that
Speaker 1: it's time for Chicago's favorite segment. It's time to fix
Speaker 1: your live, all right, guys, go ahead, Well a little
Speaker 1: bit about our life. So we are planning a wedding
Speaker 1: during this pandemic, and yes, and we had to postpone
Speaker 1: our reception. We'll still get married, but we had to
Speaker 1: make that decision to do that. Um, but just real
Speaker 1: quick after we sent our postponeent email to our family
Speaker 1: and friends, and an hour later, Dol asked us to
Speaker 1: be on the show. So I felt like we were
Speaker 1: sent an angel. But I'm also getting my masters in business,
Speaker 1: and I work full time as a hair stylist, so
Speaker 1: I have to physically go into work. So we're just
Speaker 1: really busy, and Jordan's working from home, of course, but
Speaker 1: I fixed my life question definitely pertains to this. So
Speaker 1: I want to know, you know, how do I decide
Speaker 1: what direction to take my career in once I'm done
Speaker 1: with school. You know, I don't want to keep changing
Speaker 1: career paths. I want to have like a stable job
Speaker 1: that you know, doesn't consume my life because I want
Speaker 1: to do things like start a family and travel more.
Speaker 1: But I just want to like, how do I make
Speaker 1: how can I be sure that the sacrifices and the
Speaker 1: hard work that come with, you know, working full time
Speaker 1: and going to school, How do I make sure that
Speaker 1: it's going to pay off for me in the end?
Speaker 1: What do you love? Yeah? What is it? Also? What
Speaker 1: is the other job that you said? There was two?
Speaker 1: She works as a full time hairstylist and she's going
Speaker 1: to business school and you're going to business school. Yes,
Speaker 1: now you I'm assuming, I'm assuming because you're asking this,
Speaker 1: you don't aspire to like own your own salon it's
Speaker 1: not out of the question, but a part of me
Speaker 1: also does think about doing a career change. I would
Speaker 1: still like to stay in the beauty industry, but maybe
Speaker 1: not be a hairstylists, you know, be on my feet
Speaker 1: all day. But I really do like my job. I
Speaker 1: just want to do something better for my future. My
Speaker 1: thought is that the thing that lights you up most, Like,
Speaker 1: forget any preconceived notion you have in your head, like oh,
Speaker 1: you can't make money at that, like for just for starters,
Speaker 1: take that stuff, that those voices away, and go what
Speaker 1: would be my favorite thing to do? Like what would
Speaker 1: I be so stoked to get up in the morning
Speaker 1: and do, like you know, like as you brainstorm this,
Speaker 1: take away any voices you have about oh I can't
Speaker 1: do that, or oh that's too or everyone does that,
Speaker 1: and then like start there because I know it's fucking
Speaker 1: a very contrived expression. Do what you love and the
Speaker 1: money will follow. But I really, I really believe it,
Speaker 1: because you're never gonna put more work and passion into something,
Speaker 1: especially if it's your own business. You can't be something
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, I'm doing this to make money,
Speaker 1: and I really just want to be with my kid
Speaker 1: at home. It's got to be something that lights you
Speaker 1: up that Like you watch these people on Shark Tank,
Speaker 1: you know there there, I just think there's such a
Speaker 1: good examples because you know, they're putting everything they have
Speaker 1: on the line, but they love the idea. They're so
Speaker 1: into the business and so they're willing to dedicate all
Speaker 1: that time and passion. So that's my my first instinct
Speaker 1: is to tell you to like kind of hone in
Speaker 1: on things that you would really light you up in
Speaker 1: your day. I agree with you, Zach. I think you're
Speaker 1: absolutely right about that. Is there anything that comes to
Speaker 1: mind when we when we say this, anything that like
Speaker 1: comes up for you? Yeah? So you know, I became
Speaker 1: a hair stylist not just because I like doing hair,
Speaker 1: but I liked the things about it that made it
Speaker 1: a business. You know that you kind of are your
Speaker 1: own small business in a way, marketing yourself. You have
Speaker 1: to grow yourself. I liked I like to talk to people.
Speaker 1: I feel like I can really connect with people that
Speaker 1: I'm good at it. So I felt like those were
Speaker 1: in hairstyling. So that's why I decided to go to
Speaker 1: cosmetology school in the first place. So definitely something to
Speaker 1: you know, kind of continue that would be great well.
Speaker 1: And also you have a lot of experience in that area.
Speaker 1: It's always good if if you don't hate it, it's
Speaker 1: great to take all your knowledge. You've seen how your
Speaker 1: places run. I'm sure you've seen places where you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I would totally do this differently, or oh, I like
Speaker 1: how they do this, and you can totally mold it
Speaker 1: to be your your baby. Yeah, And it's also kind
Speaker 1: of intimidating right now to open a small business, you know,
Speaker 1: especially during the pandemic. I think if you'd weight it
Speaker 1: would Yeah, you can if you can wait. I mean,
Speaker 1: you're lucky that you can rely on your skill set
Speaker 1: to keep having money. Yeah, you have a trade that
Speaker 1: you can keep making money during this time. And actually
Speaker 1: you're one of the people that can make money during
Speaker 1: this time because so many people can't even do what
Speaker 1: they do right now. Yeah, it's a yeah, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: on the same page as I'm on the same page
Speaker 1: as Zach. Find what you love and go for yours.
Speaker 1: I tell Zack that's that's what I sell that Zach
Speaker 1: all the time. Go for yours, man, you gotta go
Speaker 1: for yours. You gotta go for yours? Do I do
Speaker 1: I or do I not say? Zach? What do I
Speaker 1: say when you're like, dude, I think I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: this part? What do I tell you? It's either go
Speaker 1: for yours or that's what's up. That's what's up, that's
Speaker 1: right for yours, And then if I'm lucky, it'll be like,
Speaker 1: go for yours, that's what's up. No. But I mean,
Speaker 1: like when Donald and I each set out to to
Speaker 1: try this bizarre career that it's very very very hard
Speaker 1: to become successful at. You couldn't have We couldn't have
Speaker 1: dedicated the amount of time and the amount of rejection
Speaker 1: and the amount of of you know, humbling you get
Speaker 1: in in a given year if you weren't so one
Speaker 1: hundred percent committed to it. So that allows you to
Speaker 1: take the hits and the ego fucking slams and the
Speaker 1: ups and downs of this wacky career that we took
Speaker 1: on because we just love it so much. It's like
Speaker 1: it's like it's we couldn't We wouldn't want to do
Speaker 1: anything else. So you have to find what that thing
Speaker 1: is for you that you know, starting a business, you're
Speaker 1: gonna have ups and downs. You're gonna have ups where
Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god, I can't believe this wonderful
Speaker 1: thing happened, and then you're gonna have downs We're like,
Speaker 1: oh fuck, I guess what just happened. And that's so.
Speaker 1: But if you love it, if you're so into it,
Speaker 1: if it's like your baby, that's all gonna be, You're
Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna never want to give it up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and watch lots of Shark Tank. Yes, because I I'm
Speaker 1: joking because I don't know anything about business, but I
Speaker 1: feel like I've learned a lot from watching Shark Tank.
Speaker 1: They have a lot of passion, that's for sure. You
Speaker 1: can see it, you know. I once went to I'm
Speaker 1: friends with Chris Sakin. I once went to one of
Speaker 1: the tapings and he took me in the control room,
Speaker 1: and you learn that they those interview sessions go on
Speaker 1: for like three hours. They're like really long, and they
Speaker 1: edit them all down to that little Yeah, they're long
Speaker 1: because they they they they're not all three hours, but
Speaker 1: they're long, and they cut them down to whenever they
Speaker 1: are fifteen. I've never I've never watched Shark Tank. Please
Speaker 1: don't add a people, please don't add me. Um, but
Speaker 1: I have a question. I don't think anyone's gonna be
Speaker 1: passionately mad at you for not watching. You'd be surprised. Um,
Speaker 1: but how what's the success ratio? Um? It's all over
Speaker 1: the place, It's all over the place. Um. The I
Speaker 1: think the most successful one is scrub Daddy that we
Speaker 1: had on as one of our advertisers, and the you know,
Speaker 1: because I genuinely was shouting out that sponge, I think
Speaker 1: that's their most successful one them. But you know, some
Speaker 1: of them, some of them are huge, and some of them,
Speaker 1: you know, they A business is only as as strong
Speaker 1: as the people running it, and of course the idea
Speaker 1: and some of the people, you know, they might have
Speaker 1: a great idea, but they don't know what they're doing
Speaker 1: and they run into the ground. Dude, has anybody ever
Speaker 1: walked in It was like, I want to open rest
Speaker 1: a chain of restaurants. Um. Maybe I don't think it's
Speaker 1: I don't know. They've done food things before. I remember
Speaker 1: if it was specifically a chain of brick and mortars,
Speaker 1: but they've definitely done food items and trucks. There was
Speaker 1: a truck Eppo. There's food trucks. I don't think there's
Speaker 1: a brick and mortar restaurant things. I don't think anyway.
Speaker 1: The point is, guys, you're welcome. You're welcome, We welcome,
Speaker 1: You're kind of welcome. You're kind of welcome. We kind
Speaker 1: of gave you something. We gave a good pep talk Donald. Yeah, yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: because that's really all we can give you on this.
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, it's up to you
Speaker 1: to make it on your own to go. Also, you
Speaker 1: can ruminate on that. Like it's weird to like like
Speaker 1: come up with that like on a podcast while we're
Speaker 1: talking to you, But like I think it's a good
Speaker 1: thing to just sort of meditate and ruminate on, Like
Speaker 1: what would I be most stoked to get up and
Speaker 1: do every day? Like if there were if there was
Speaker 1: if if if I if a genie said to me,
Speaker 1: your dream business will come true tonight, what would it be?
Speaker 1: Like what is it that you know? Just and and
Speaker 1: just don't get stopped, don't go I can't do that, Like,
Speaker 1: don't let the voices in your head talk to that
Speaker 1: white board, get the whiteboard, put that white board. Definitely
Speaker 1: write it on a whiteboard, right, I mean, remind yourself
Speaker 1: every day said, remind yourself every day what you said
Speaker 1: you wanted to do, put it up, stare at it,
Speaker 1: and then ask yourself each day, what could I be doing?
Speaker 1: Is there anything I could be doing today that would
Speaker 1: be furthering me getting that dream to come true? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's kind of what the point of the white board
Speaker 1: is in my mind, is that if I'm sitting here
Speaker 1: at my desk, I'm just gonna you can't help but
Speaker 1: catch yourself staring at the board, and then you go,
Speaker 1: you know what for for goal number four? I haven't
Speaker 1: done anything in like a week, Why don't I write
Speaker 1: and write that email I'm afraid to write. You know,
Speaker 1: it just gets you. It keeps you focused on your
Speaker 1: on your goals. Do you know what I mean? You
Speaker 1: can even try to you can even try to hide
Speaker 1: it in other rooms. You'll accidentally walk into the room
Speaker 1: and see the white board, look at it staring at you. Dude.
Speaker 1: It would be it's there always, dude. It's like I So,
Speaker 1: since we started talking about that, I did that. I
Speaker 1: wrote a bunch of things down, and I you know,
Speaker 1: I've since erased it and wrote new things down. It
Speaker 1: continues to evolve, right, I recommend that for everybody, even
Speaker 1: if even if your goal is outlandishly wild, it's something
Speaker 1: to get you motivated to keep it moving, especially in
Speaker 1: these times, right. And I'm just of a belief system
Speaker 1: that that doesn't matter how wild that thing is, because
Speaker 1: shit just fucking happened. I mean Amanda sometimes Amanda's had
Speaker 1: Amanda Clutes has had on hers forever, like Oprah, she's
Speaker 1: obsessed with. She wants to somehow to be involved with Oprah.
Speaker 1: And like last year she's like being interviewed by Gail.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you've reached your one degree from Oprah. Like
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter how outlandish it is, Like make that
Speaker 1: shit happen. You know. She she a year ago, you know,
Speaker 1: before all the things that happened to a man that happened,
Speaker 1: she was like, I wish one day I could go
Speaker 1: to Oprah has this like retreat leadership retreater for women
Speaker 1: I believe in. And she's like, oh my god, like
Speaker 1: one of my life goals is to get invited that. Well,
Speaker 1: now she's like a host on the Talk and friends
Speaker 1: with Gail. I'm like, that shit's gonna happen. Anything could happen,
Speaker 1: but in her mind, in her mind, a year ago
Speaker 1: that was like outlandish, but do it all right, we
Speaker 1: gotta go, but thank you guys, and um, please come
Speaker 1: to the live show since you said you were, you
Speaker 1: inspired us. If you indeed see puppetry on the live shows,
Speaker 1: all you know where it came from. You know where
Speaker 1: it came from. Yeah, right, Gabriella. They are so cute, adorable, dude,
Speaker 1: I remember them from you. Yeah. Um, well I think
Speaker 1: we did it. Donald, We did do it, and we
Speaker 1: had some giggles. We did and and you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about the leaflower if you hear that, M
Speaker 1: sure there are no leaves left in my yard. I
Speaker 1: just want to say, you know, uh, we're starting to
Speaker 1: get into some crazy uh new territory numbers are dropping
Speaker 1: dramatically in the United States of America and around the world.
Speaker 1: Uh please, people, do not let your guard down. Now
Speaker 1: is not the time to let your guard down. Now
Speaker 1: is the time. You made it this far, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Now, don't get it fucking now, fucking well,
Speaker 1: don't get it now this far extra extra cautious. Don't
Speaker 1: let your guard down. There's new variants swirling around the
Speaker 1: United States, and you know it could all pop up again.
Speaker 1: So until we are safe, safe, safe the safe can be,
Speaker 1: you know, until this virus has been kicked in the butt.
Speaker 1: Please wear a mask, o ye, Please wash your hands,
Speaker 1: wash your hands, and be safe. Be safe, and don't
Speaker 1: think about just yourself. Think about the people around you
Speaker 1: as well. I get it. I get it that we're
Speaker 1: all sick of the mask. But just think about the
Speaker 1: people around you, because you know, I feel horrible if
Speaker 1: I gave somebody COVID nineteen. I would too if you
Speaker 1: gave it to me. On Tuesday's show, we will debut
Speaker 1: the sound pad. Oh, by the way, I need ummm
Speaker 1: one of them. Of course it's a good one. Donald,
Speaker 1: do you have any I know, I know that you're
Speaker 1: feeling like you have buyer's remorse, but um do you
Speaker 1: have any sounds you would like in the pad? Wu
Speaker 1: tang forever you want? Yeah, by the way, anything you
Speaker 1: want tang? What you just want to you just want
Speaker 1: you sang wu tang wu tang forever Wu tang? Okay?
Speaker 1: Put in there in there, all right? I need that
Speaker 1: in there? What else? How about this firm? I got one,
Speaker 1: I got one, I got one, I got one, I
Speaker 1: got one. I need a high pitch fart. Daniel like
Speaker 1: her like like like oh like, yeah, I got a fluttering,
Speaker 1: fluttering sphincter. How about this one? Here we go from
Speaker 1: my sneakers. You know that ship saved my life quite
Speaker 1: a few times. She's the fastest hunker juck in the galaxy.
Speaker 1: It's wait, do you want to do? You want to
Speaker 1: give me a quick Star Wars sound bite that I
Speaker 1: can use do or do not? There is no try. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good'll put that in there. I'm very exciting. How do
Speaker 1: you warn those sneakers? Yeah? By the way, no, man,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to wait, wait, bust those up. That
Speaker 1: should cost you money, dog, I know, but I know
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not down with you like putting them
Speaker 1: on a shelf that never get worn. Rock them, don't
Speaker 1: stock them. Yeah, rock'em, don't stock them. Rock'em, don't stock them. Rock'em.
Speaker 1: Don't stop the stocking working all around the clock. Rock'em.
Speaker 1: Don't stock them, rock'em, don't stock I'm all right, everybody,
Speaker 1: Um there you go. We love you, we care about you.
Speaker 1: Be healthy. Oh wait, wait, wait wait right five six
Speaker 1: seven eighty man, I had more to say, ass neck Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll cut it off. Go ahead, No, say that that shit.
Speaker 1: It's say that shit. It's not over. We could have been.
Speaker 1: We brought it back. It's not over. Say that ship.
Speaker 1: Say what you gotta say, damn it. Be kind. Call
Speaker 1: your mother, Tell her you love her. If your mother's
Speaker 1: no longer here, call someone else, call your father, Tell
Speaker 1: me love them. Mhmm. Why are you looking at me
Speaker 1: like that? I'm not looking at you like anything. I
Speaker 1: like you're looking at me and holding in your laugh.
Speaker 1: And I'm trying to tell everyone to call their mom.
Speaker 1: Because you started off with be kind, Yeah, be kind,
Speaker 1: But you said it so, you said it so softly. Well,
Speaker 1: because I didn't know if I was gonna allow you
Speaker 1: to continue to show or if you were really stop
Speaker 1: this ship five six, seven, eight Stories about show we
Speaker 1: made about a bunch of dots and nurses, I said,
Speaker 1: he's stories never so yeata around here? Are yeato around here?
Speaker 1: M h