Speaker 1: Oh hello, oh my god, Oh my god, oh Joe,
Speaker 1: woo hollo, oh oh my gosh, look at it. Go
Speaker 1: I can't even see it. Well, how are you? I'm
Speaker 1: so good? Is this It's our show now, we own it.
Speaker 1: It's our show now. Oh yeah, yeah, they're they're they're
Speaker 1: off doing something else. It's our show now. Hello everybody.
Speaker 1: I am DJ Daniel and with me is the ever
Speaker 1: this way is the ever talented, wonderful Joel Monique. Thunder
Speaker 1: thunderous applause in the chat for Joel Monique one time, Joe,
Speaker 1: how are you doing right now? Listen? Today has been
Speaker 1: one of those days where I'm just like so anxious
Speaker 1: and excited and I had to, like I smoke a
Speaker 1: bowl like way early it's morning to like calm down,
Speaker 1: like really leisure focus in there. But I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be so much fun. You guys, we
Speaker 1: have so much like you're not prepared for the amount
Speaker 1: of stuff we're about to jam pack in the next week. Stuff. Yes,
Speaker 1: we definitely have two hours of a lot of a
Speaker 1: lot of fun to do today. Um, before we start that,
Speaker 1: we want to draw your attention to some straw poles Joel,
Speaker 1: do you want to tell him how straw poles are
Speaker 1: gonna work? Yes, okay, so we created a test straw
Speaker 1: pole for you guys. So our question, our opening question
Speaker 1: to you guys is do you watch the Scrub Show
Speaker 1: while you listen to the recap podcast so you can
Speaker 1: come to this link right now and let us know
Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna come these results later. But of course,
Speaker 1: the main event, the main reason for the season, is
Speaker 1: because y'all are going to pick a date for me
Speaker 1: tonight and it's gonna be really exciting. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: so much fun. Let's stoked listen. But obviously we're bearing
Speaker 1: the lead here. You guys came here to see the
Speaker 1: two Kings, us to see our lord's favorite, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: that's right. Should we give them the proper introduction? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's let's do this. Uh. Zach is the king of emotion.
Speaker 1: He will direct the hell out of a movie. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's gonna make your gut split with laughter and fun times. Yeah, Donald,
Speaker 1: it's gonna think to you sexually, gonna bring his hershey,
Speaker 1: kids and nipples in here. Oh, he's fun us all
Speaker 1: amazing life, just my vacious energy. Oh my god, that's fantastic. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess ladies, gentlemen, all folks and friends of the
Speaker 1: Fake Doctor's podcast, make some noise for the legends themselves,
Speaker 1: Zach Braff and Donald Fas All right, keep me going,
Speaker 1: do everything? Hit term? What's all? That's good? Man? Oh?
Speaker 1: I can't believe this is happening, you guys. I have
Speaker 1: not wiped been able to wipe the smile off my
Speaker 1: face all day. I'm excited. I'm nervous. I can't believe
Speaker 1: we actually did this. There's a lot of nervous energy
Speaker 1: going on with me right now, like I got I
Speaker 1: got goosebumps, and like I've been thinking about this all day, Joel,
Speaker 1: I heard an enter that you smoked the boat. Do
Speaker 1: you want to tell them all? I tried to FaceTime
Speaker 1: all y'all, get y'all in on a session, but none
Speaker 1: of y'all wanted to join me. I was the only
Speaker 1: one who picked up, was in the background going. I
Speaker 1: told them not to and not too much because we
Speaker 1: can't any face. There's no clipping we're cutting around that.
Speaker 1: I know. We had a whole conversation. We had a
Speaker 1: whole conversation with Donald, Like look, there's no editing, so like,
Speaker 1: let's talk about the level of how high you should be.
Speaker 1: But my whole thing was, I haven't been sober once
Speaker 1: doing this as far as we goes, I haven't been.
Speaker 1: I haven't been, and so I'm not going to be
Speaker 1: this time. I did smoke a boat early though. Okay,
Speaker 1: good behind your medicine. Hey everybody, we're so glad you're here.
Speaker 1: We had talked about, you know, if you've listened to
Speaker 1: the show as you I imagine you do. We had
Speaker 1: talked right off the bat, as you know, joking about like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're going in a world two or once the pandemic's over,
Speaker 1: how cool Donald and I will finally live our dream
Speaker 1: to be like touring rock musicians in a tour bus.
Speaker 1: And then the pandemic so then we said, oh maybe
Speaker 1: we'll do it virtually we never were able to do it.
Speaker 1: And I just feel so grateful that we're here, and
Speaker 1: I'm so grateful that you are here and that you came,
Speaker 1: and um, we're gonna give you the best show ever
Speaker 1: we have been, like, put work into this. We're not
Speaker 1: fucking around, right Donald, No, we're not messing around. This
Speaker 1: is this is real deal. Holy Field. Listen the energy
Speaker 1: that it took. I've been watching this episode for like,
Speaker 1: I've seen it like four times already. That's the most
Speaker 1: I've watched the Scrubs episode for ever, ever, just ever. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm really I'm really excited for this one. We got
Speaker 1: great guests. Yes, we've got anything. Don't give any secrets
Speaker 1: to it. You guys have pages of notes like this
Speaker 1: is a real you know, when we do the podcast,
Speaker 1: we watched the show, but this is a live show
Speaker 1: across the globe. We've done homework, we have guests, we
Speaker 1: have a Joe. Let me talk about what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Get into it. Let's start it. Okay, So we have
Speaker 1: we're gonna rap. We're recap my quarantine for you guys. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's the episode, okay, Um, and we have special guests
Speaker 1: Bill Lawrence, who were going to bring on in one second.
Speaker 1: We have Florence Pugh is gonna teach you how to
Speaker 1: make a martini. I believe. Um, you're just telling me
Speaker 1: not to give it away. And then here you go,
Speaker 1: just starting. You're the biggest niche ever man. Well I
Speaker 1: supposed to like well, okay, full disclosure. I think Florence
Speaker 1: on her socials had said to her people like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be on. I thought it was out there in
Speaker 1: the zeitgeist. But okay, pretend I didn't see that. We've
Speaker 1: got somebody. We've got you know that thing they used
Speaker 1: in Men in Black that they hold up and you forget. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm holding that up. Okay. Um. And then most excitingly,
Speaker 1: of course, we're gonna recap the show, and then and
Speaker 1: then we're gonna do a Joelle Find Joel a lover segment,
Speaker 1: which I'm very excited about. Look how beautiful you look?
Speaker 1: You you? You looked outstanding glow glow, I know, but
Speaker 1: I mean you should get a thunderous applause for the
Speaker 1: Queen of Dannel the sound powder works. I got it.
Speaker 1: How do you do? Look beautiful? I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: that right now. This took time, so I really appreciate
Speaker 1: the validation. You look really pretty wonderful. Um. And then
Speaker 1: there's and then um, and then there's a lot more.
Speaker 1: I don't want to ruin because now Donald made me nervous.
Speaker 1: I'm going to ruin ship, all right, So we have
Speaker 1: a very special Uh, well, how do you want to
Speaker 1: five six seven, eighth, This time, Donald, how do you
Speaker 1: want to how do you it's your your thing? How
Speaker 1: do you want to? Launch into the very special version
Speaker 1: of the theme song. What are you talking about? Just
Speaker 1: let's go five six seven? Hey, here's some sorry, here's
Speaker 1: some sorry, here's you do it live. Welcome to the show,
Speaker 1: guys and girls, or however you identify the world. It's
Speaker 1: up with us tonight. This shit about to be live.
Speaker 1: Get lighters in the sky. Here's a story about the
Speaker 1: show we made back in the day when I was young.
Speaker 1: I was still that age with some days. I think
Speaker 1: it's crazy what we did. Like in this episode, they
Speaker 1: Callatine the hospital. Danny got it right, She says Starr sucks,
Speaker 1: and I agree with her. Jadie got a new girl man.
Speaker 1: He also got to Uncle Petever, Turk finds out Carla
Speaker 1: went on a David Cox, so in his mind, Carler
Speaker 1: probably Cox, Doug and Ted Bite are the right to
Speaker 1: simple dandy. Nurse Roberts has a frisk gay twarted by
Speaker 1: so Manny, but she's so freaking sent g She said
Speaker 1: nobody can't have handy and Mick has reversed cow Girl,
Speaker 1: You're welcome. Lends me this so much to disgust that
Speaker 1: so much to disgust. There's only one rule that's ha
Speaker 1: fun and it's a musk. If you can't do that,
Speaker 1: then you can't fuck with us. Fake Doctor's Real Friends
Speaker 1: is about to bust all upon your like an, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. I went to par I digress on this.
Speaker 1: YO started up BOXIX seven eight stories about show. We
Speaker 1: made a lot of bunds of the docs and nurses said,
Speaker 1: he's a story around here, Yeah around? Oh wow, radio brilliant. Wow.
Speaker 1: So much to say, But first, let's welcome the legend.
Speaker 1: The reason we all are here are mister Bill Lawrence Thunder.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see you guys. Are you good? Donald? Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm conflating two things. Bill welcome, but Donald, that rap,
Speaker 1: Holy shit, that was amazing. Oh you're a very nice
Speaker 1: gentleman and a scholar for saying that. I like how
Speaker 1: you broke it down. Sir. Well, you know I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say this. I will say this. It's not my best rap,
Speaker 1: but it's the happiest rap you've ever gotten on the
Speaker 1: Fake Doctor's Real Friends ever. We've never we've I said
Speaker 1: that to Dan. I was like, we've always been real,
Speaker 1: Like rizzle with everything where it's like WU tank forever
Speaker 1: play it very Oh sorry, hold on, I never got
Speaker 1: what are you doing, Bro, I've been busy. I never
Speaker 1: got around to labeling the soundboard. I have to look
Speaker 1: and then no one's watching Bill. It's fine. On my
Speaker 1: computer it says six hundred thousand people. God, six hundred
Speaker 1: thousand people. Bill. Bill tell everyone, Um, the you're the
Speaker 1: conversation you you witnessed when you came over. We're all
Speaker 1: so tomorrow we're doing um, we're recording the Family Feud.
Speaker 1: The five of us are going to be on a
Speaker 1: team for Family Feud and we're going up again and
Speaker 1: we're playing Neil Flynn who plays the janitors improvably. Um, yeah, janitors.
Speaker 1: And so it's gonna be hilarious and unfortunately doesn't air
Speaker 1: the summer, so you'll have to wait, but it's gonna belious. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I had to get tested. They came over to my
Speaker 1: house everyone so everyone could be tested. And then Bill
Speaker 1: tell them, tell everybody what you overheard the debate about
Speaker 1: Donald Remember. Yeah, it's a couple of things. First, Joel,
Speaker 1: you look amazing. I'm sorry that zach insinuated that you
Speaker 1: don't look amazing all the time. Sounded like, yeah, definitely
Speaker 1: what it sounded like, that's the first she's got the
Speaker 1: multiple date. By the way, it's every day. And then, um,
Speaker 1: I was waiting for you guys that went on Twitter
Speaker 1: and there's someone named Eleanor Samara RaRo that said, I
Speaker 1: might get the name wrong, but I don't care, because
Speaker 1: she said Bill Lawrence might be on there, but I
Speaker 1: don't care. Zach and Donald or the Soul and so
Speaker 1: Eleanor if you're I know you're watching, she said, you
Speaker 1: watch them deimate it's ridiculous. Hey, I'm not the show
Speaker 1: stops till Eleanor quicks off. And I can see everybody
Speaker 1: that's telling you Eleanor Eleanor, we love you. You stay on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just home and you're kicking out audience members. I
Speaker 1: got a lot of names that have to go. This
Speaker 1: is not a big has to go. By the way
Speaker 1: I came on. Second was Ryan Reynolds on you? Is
Speaker 1: he coming on later? Yeah? No, Ryan Reynolds, look down
Speaker 1: the audience, please, what are you doing? He'll break it
Speaker 1: down and now tell everyone about the conversation. You don't
Speaker 1: tell me what to do, will tell me what to
Speaker 1: do on my podcast, I went over to over to
Speaker 1: Ze House and where you think two adults would be
Speaker 1: rehearsing and talking about the tech aspects of the show
Speaker 1: with Daniel and Joel. Uh. They were arguing as to
Speaker 1: what level of high Donald could be on their wives show,
Speaker 1: and Uh, it made me realize that you twour adults
Speaker 1: and how proud I am doing numeracle value seven high
Speaker 1: but not in eleven high? Was Donald was being so
Speaker 1: earnest because he was like, well, I've always done this
Speaker 1: show high. I don't want to do it a zero,
Speaker 1: like I need to be it at least six at
Speaker 1: least like he was doing it for the show. You
Speaker 1: mean right, Well, listen man, Okay, I'm gonna be honest
Speaker 1: with you. There was a bit, there's a bit of
Speaker 1: exaggeration when I said I did the whole thing run
Speaker 1: of scrub Stone, Like it wasn't the whole run. It
Speaker 1: was like season three four, Like Windows All is like
Speaker 1: one hundred and forty out one hundred and eighty episode
Speaker 1: exactly exactly. Bill show. Everyone you're wearing new ted lassos
Speaker 1: swag that isn't even out yet. Everyone's gonna want this
Speaker 1: lass swag. Well, you can't buy this yet. But by
Speaker 1: the way, you guys never give me any of your merch.
Speaker 1: I would wear your merch all the time. So I
Speaker 1: will rock that last me up with. This will be
Speaker 1: zax and that will be Oh. Charlotte shows the jersey.
Speaker 1: What does it say? What's up exactly? He says, it's
Speaker 1: pretty solid. Man, I'll get this one for you. Back
Speaker 1: of the jersey boam. Oh my gosh, yes I need that.
Speaker 1: But Bill, please, they're not out. Excuse me, they're not
Speaker 1: out yet. So if you're clamoring for them, when did
Speaker 1: they come out? Bill? When does everything get it? Uh?
Speaker 1: You know what, man? I think it's it's not up touch.
Speaker 1: But I bet you Apple releases them and puts them
Speaker 1: out in different places before the second season premieres. All right, well,
Speaker 1: I'm very excited to have one. What about what about Charte? Wait,
Speaker 1: he's got another outfit? I'm sure I do. But by
Speaker 1: the way, I couldn't fit please short song because I
Speaker 1: got a little fat drink Quarantine. That was the other shirt?
Speaker 1: Is that all? Bill? You might not even realize the
Speaker 1: genius tieing you're doing, because in this episode my Quarantine,
Speaker 1: it opens with that joke about JD having the different
Speaker 1: layers of outfits on them. They only work altogether. That's
Speaker 1: where I got the idea. Dude, Okay, god, you're good.
Speaker 1: I'm just fat. I couldn't do four T shirts. I
Speaker 1: got the T shirt I'm actually wearing on them. Do
Speaker 1: this one. Okay, it's all gonna be fine. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't have on my sheet Bill. I don't know on
Speaker 1: my sheet bill strips. The classic Bill Lawrence looks is
Speaker 1: if you want, everyone wants to know where JD did
Speaker 1: the tea layered T shirt. It's all classic Bill. That
Speaker 1: is how Bill dresses every day, the layered T shirt
Speaker 1: solid fifty two years. Yeah, right? Um? All right, well, Joel,
Speaker 1: why don't we start with our first segment and ask Bill?
Speaker 1: Can we can you? Um? Do you have any questions
Speaker 1: from the chat? Now? If you're in the chat, do
Speaker 1: you have any questions for Bill? You know we like
Speaker 1: to do ask Bill will now's your chance if you're
Speaker 1: in the audience. Um? Uh is that one for me, Joel?
Speaker 1: For Bill? Yeah? A good one. Okay, Bill, do not
Speaker 1: look at the chat. You are a guest on the show.
Speaker 1: Is we've been through this before. My eyes are very blue.
Speaker 1: Thank you, whoever that is, that's very cool. Um. Bill,
Speaker 1: this is the first question for Bill, um um. Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: how long did it take you all this for all
Speaker 1: of us, but Bill, you'll start with you to realize
Speaker 1: the therapeutic impact Scrubs had on the audience. It's gotten
Speaker 1: me through a lot of difficult times. And I hear
Speaker 1: I'm sure you guys hear this all the time. So
Speaker 1: many people write us very genuinely, not joking and all
Speaker 1: saying that it got them through very sad times of
Speaker 1: their life. And this person saying, I mean through difficult times,
Speaker 1: and I could relate on so many levels. It's Stephanie
Speaker 1: from Montreal, Quebec. So Bill, at what point did you
Speaker 1: realize that the show was having a therapeutic effect on people?
Speaker 1: It was really pulling a lot of people out of
Speaker 1: shitty times in their life. Just now from Stephanie. Now
Speaker 1: for really, you know, social media was just starting to
Speaker 1: be a thing back then, and it was more though.
Speaker 1: There's a website, so you guys, remember it's like TV
Speaker 1: without pay and stuff like that, and you can go
Speaker 1: and read threads and we were so you know, genuinely
Speaker 1: grateful and still are that people cared about the show emotionally.
Speaker 1: But you guys know you had him on as a guest.
Speaker 1: I always give props to the real j D because
Speaker 1: he and his wife Dolly, you know, the medical I
Speaker 1: was in the show and doctors it was kind of
Speaker 1: based on. He had one rule for me. He's like,
Speaker 1: you can steal any of my stories. You can do
Speaker 1: anything that you want, but these people always have to
Speaker 1: give a shit and they always have to be of
Speaker 1: service and be trying their best to help six people. Um.
Speaker 1: And so you know, I think just kind of seeing
Speaker 1: that emotional ethos you know, on screen, it means so
Speaker 1: much to me that that it moves people still sometimes
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, me too. I'm always taken aback by
Speaker 1: some of the things people write me um on DMS
Speaker 1: or even in public they'll say like, you know, so
Speaker 1: you know a lot of people say, hey, man, love
Speaker 1: the show, and then some people are like, no, you
Speaker 1: don't understand. Like I was in a shitty time of
Speaker 1: my life and it really helped me. And and uh
Speaker 1: and just know that we that we that means so
Speaker 1: much to us and we're so grateful when when you
Speaker 1: say that stuff. But that's also from from from people
Speaker 1: in the medical field. Also the amount of gratitude that
Speaker 1: we perceived. Also just thanking just the thanks that we
Speaker 1: get from them. Like I have a lot of people
Speaker 1: that come to me when I was in when I
Speaker 1: was a medical student, I was you know, Scrubs really
Speaker 1: got me through school or it really helped me out
Speaker 1: in the beginning of my internship. And that's always first
Speaker 1: of all, how to hected Were you able to watch
Speaker 1: it during your internship all the hours that you had
Speaker 1: to work? But like he just answered back that person,
Speaker 1: I'm not that great a doctor. Just that's a good
Speaker 1: segue into everyone from the medical field, who I imagine
Speaker 1: a lot of people are watching. We from the bottom hearts,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for being the heroes that you
Speaker 1: are and for being frontline workers during this insane time.
Speaker 1: And uh we we we we hope you know, we
Speaker 1: sort of ceremoniously dedicate the show to all of you,
Speaker 1: because you know, I think Bill's Bill's scripts were meant
Speaker 1: to show what what what heroic people these are. Little
Speaker 1: did we know that we'd be going through a time
Speaker 1: like the last year. But thank you from the bottom
Speaker 1: hearts to all of you who happened to be watching
Speaker 1: you're under some plaus don't worry. I got it on
Speaker 1: the soundboard, all right, good? Can you do people know
Speaker 1: that you keep that active at your house at dinner
Speaker 1: parties and stuff. Daniel finally figured out the tech to
Speaker 1: have it work on the podcast, but I think now
Speaker 1: I'm going to have it throughout my house so I
Speaker 1: can just walk around work on that. Thank you, Thank
Speaker 1: you Janel. Okay, here's another question, um bill. Yes, if
Speaker 1: ted Lasso was a patient at Sacred Heart, Okay, why
Speaker 1: why do you think he was admitted? And what kind
Speaker 1: of shenanigans would Turk and Chdy get into with him? Uh? Look,
Speaker 1: I mean, look that's apropos at least because the episode
Speaker 1: we just saw, you're so obsessed with Lonnie's mustache and
Speaker 1: how quickly he was able to grow that thing. I mean,
Speaker 1: you would find ted Lasso's mustache just glorious. Yes, to
Speaker 1: write an episode right now, it would probably be kind
Speaker 1: of mandible or jaw issue that there was a chance
Speaker 1: you would have to shave that thing off and do
Speaker 1: a story like the way that they used to do
Speaker 1: stories about whether or not you try to save someone's leg,
Speaker 1: about saving Ted's mustache. You know, happy like sorry, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: um Ted. In order to fix the thing in your
Speaker 1: in your gums, we're gonna have to remove the mustache.
Speaker 1: I will roll the dice with my life before I
Speaker 1: cut this thing off. That's what Ted would go with.
Speaker 1: This is a good one. Jeff Holtzer, if you had
Speaker 1: to create characters for Daniel and Joel on Scrubs, what
Speaker 1: characters would you create for them? Very good question, Jeff.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, by the way, Daniel does the question,
Speaker 1: honor you don't worry. I got it. I got it
Speaker 1: on the soundboard. Danel, you honor me. It's pretty easy.
Speaker 1: I go, I go, uh Joel, you guys know is
Speaker 1: gonna be in charge of the hospital. Should be the
Speaker 1: only one that I'm Kelso is afraid of. Yep, he'd
Speaker 1: be laying down the law. I gotta go with Daniel
Speaker 1: as part of the Janitor's brain trust with Troy, with
Speaker 1: Troy and crazy Eyes Margo, what name would his character have?
Speaker 1: Same name, DJ Daniel, but Neil Flynn going. You guys
Speaker 1: know crazy guys, Margo and you know DJ Daniel. Awesome,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that'd be so funny. And I can
Speaker 1: picture him in the egg salad uh, kitty bath with
Speaker 1: Troy and the janitor. I would love to have seen
Speaker 1: Joel coming and just fuck some shit up though, man
Speaker 1: and just up also kelso afraid of Joel, Like it
Speaker 1: would be fucking hilarious. Yeah, that would be funny. All right,
Speaker 1: here's a good one from from Max Firstman, Bill, face
Speaker 1: cake played a big part in this episode. Was it
Speaker 1: a thing on set before this episode or did it
Speaker 1: become a thing? Where did your obsession with face cake
Speaker 1: come from? Bill? No, that's it? Is it just the
Speaker 1: writer's room. Somebody, for one of their birthdays had a
Speaker 1: cake with their face on it, and I maintain the
Speaker 1: only thing that makes a birthday cake better is if
Speaker 1: you get to eat that person's face. Became a writer
Speaker 1: room obsession with a face and as all room bits
Speaker 1: eventually made their way into the show, someone was like,
Speaker 1: everybody in the hospital should be obsessed with face cake.
Speaker 1: I remember there being one writer in the room. Would
Speaker 1: be like, but it doesn't taste any different than normal cake.
Speaker 1: You like, that's not the point in this episode. In
Speaker 1: this episode, Nurse Roberts is like, it looks like you
Speaker 1: got some of my neck, But is it? She says?
Speaker 1: Nurse Roberts nurse. She's able to recognize on Gils thumb,
Speaker 1: but to make sure she puts the thumb in her
Speaker 1: mouth and sucks it up. This is not in well
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah. Now, I love stuff in Scrubs, Bill,
Speaker 1: where it's like everyone says like a term like like
Speaker 1: face cake, which which isn't like a term I heard
Speaker 1: of outside of Scrubs. Everyone knows it. They're like that
Speaker 1: face cake. That is the only way to make it
Speaker 1: work is that everyone in the hospital loves face cake
Speaker 1: and they knew there was a facecake up there. Otherwise
Speaker 1: it's just some idiot. Last question, last question of of
Speaker 1: this second Yeah, go, go right a question, Okay, this
Speaker 1: is um simon um. Bill. We saw a flash forward
Speaker 1: of jd Elliott, Turk, Carlin Cox Jordan the finale. What
Speaker 1: did the Janitor's future look like a hypothetical narrative in
Speaker 1: your mind? And don't say he went on to in
Speaker 1: the middle like the middle. Yeah, I know, that's too easy.
Speaker 1: The gosh, you know, um it's one of them. Come on, yeah,
Speaker 1: well no, I really do want to believe that the
Speaker 1: Janitor is I'll tell you for real that Neil Flynn
Speaker 1: still wears the wardrobe in rooms around Studio City, just
Speaker 1: talking to be same, a lot of Starbucks, just living life.
Speaker 1: Is that guy? Um? The tomorrow one family feud? How
Speaker 1: funny would be if he came in Conte. Now I
Speaker 1: want to believe some other event. Do you guys think
Speaker 1: his name is? Because I answered someone on Twitter? Do
Speaker 1: you think his name is Glenn Matthews? Um, I that's
Speaker 1: the one that no. But then what does he say? Um?
Speaker 1: Then someone then someone else walks by, walks by, down state,
Speaker 1: walks back. He smiley says it's Glenn Matthews. And he
Speaker 1: said that easy. And he says, you never asked. And
Speaker 1: by the way, that's a good Easter egg. We made
Speaker 1: sure that JD never once in nine years asked the
Speaker 1: janitor his name. Uh, and the janits like anybody asked
Speaker 1: me my name? And tell him Glenn Matthews. And then
Speaker 1: Deanty walked by and he said, hey, Tony, yeah, but
Speaker 1: in your mind you just I think you told me
Speaker 1: before that that that just meant that he had to
Speaker 1: de Aunty's character. He like he had lots of different names, right,
Speaker 1: he was ting I stud Yeah from f from is
Speaker 1: also a lot of people told me. He also had
Speaker 1: to be Neil Flynn because he was in The Fugitive,
Speaker 1: which was another fake name of the janitors y R right,
Speaker 1: and then um um we decided his name was Glenn Matthews,
Speaker 1: and we decided as a writing staff and was an
Speaker 1: easter egg. We never gave people hints from. We named
Speaker 1: him on Clone High, where he also was animated and
Speaker 1: played the janitor named Glenn. That's amazing. Okay, so what
Speaker 1: so what in your mind? What is his? I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like Matthews a everyone you heard it here
Speaker 1: on the Fake Doctors Fish Show. Wow, there Glenn Matthews.
Speaker 1: Let's see what else? Daniel? This is the timeout and
Speaker 1: can we do five six seven eight live? Ever? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do It's a time out, but it
Speaker 1: does work. It works, but we're asking you to obey
Speaker 1: the rules. Brod I was asking a time in five
Speaker 1: seven eight. It's gonna done, Dan, Daniel, what it's like,
Speaker 1: I'm programmed? It's you can't. I'm sorry, I just I
Speaker 1: did you actually hit it? Because I didn't even hear it.
Speaker 1: I didn't even hear it. If you did hit it.
Speaker 1: We were quick to it. We were too quick. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: um all right, Um, now we're gonna go Bill stop it. Bill. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay. Now now we're gonna go to
Speaker 1: a very special thing. I'm gonna skip I'm gonna skip them,
Speaker 1: Joel in my script, I'm gonna skip the next segment
Speaker 1: for us for a moment and go to. Um. So, guys,
Speaker 1: the band that wrote our theme song um Laslow Bay Baying,
Speaker 1: and the lead singer is my friend Chad, and uh
Speaker 1: he sent a very special little something something for all
Speaker 1: of you. So here we go, Kyle, queue it. I
Speaker 1: can't do this song on my I need Zach Braffan,
Speaker 1: Donald Boncauz. I no superman, I'm no super so. I
Speaker 1: love that. I think it's a great time to talk
Speaker 1: about Star Wars now though no no no no no, no, Donald,
Speaker 1: no no. But he's such a fan of the podcast
Speaker 1: and he listens and he sent that to me. I
Speaker 1: didn't even requested. He said, I love what you guys
Speaker 1: are doing, and I made you a little special something
Speaker 1: and I obviously through in the Star Wars for you,
Speaker 1: my friend Chad, I love you. Did he write that
Speaker 1: song for this show when because I remember you telling
Speaker 1: me about him or did this song exist? And then
Speaker 1: we put it in the show. Um, that song I loved.
Speaker 1: You know, Chad and I are friends and Las Lobine
Speaker 1: was a great band, and um, and I said to you, um,
Speaker 1: you know, I the lyrics of this song are so
Speaker 1: perfect for it already existed. It was all It was awesome.
Speaker 1: I remember you plant it for me. Yeah. I was
Speaker 1: like the whole idea of like, I can't do this
Speaker 1: on my own. I'm no Superman. I need this, you know.
Speaker 1: It just seemed like the whole the whole show was
Speaker 1: in that song, and you loved it, and and um
Speaker 1: and well you know, for those of you who don't
Speaker 1: know that it's a that it's a full song. Obviously,
Speaker 1: it's not just our intro song. It's called I'm No Superman.
Speaker 1: And you can if you actually, if you go on YouTube.
Speaker 1: I directed the music video for it, so we did.
Speaker 1: I wrote the I wrote the song with Chat. It's
Speaker 1: something I'm really really proud. Rushed it. But any there's
Speaker 1: my girl Billy making her first cameo. That dog barks Man.
Speaker 1: You gotta get that dog out of there at that
Speaker 1: dog stars bar she's so good. We were there like
Speaker 1: and she was so sweet and quiet. Queen, she's not
Speaker 1: gonna bark um. Um. Yeah. Well anyway, so, um, so
Speaker 1: we made a music video that was really fun and
Speaker 1: um if you want, you can find it on YouTube.
Speaker 1: It's called um yeah everything Superman. Yeah. I think it's
Speaker 1: called Superman or anything. But anyway, the the the videos hilarious. UM.
Speaker 1: All right, we're before we recap the series. We're about
Speaker 1: to have a special guest who's going to commence Special Guests?
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Special guest is still um? Is still
Speaker 1: setting up? Um, let's start to talk about until special
Speaker 1: guest is ready, Let's start talking a little bit about
Speaker 1: out this wonderful episode. I hope you guys watched. Oh wait, Joel,
Speaker 1: should we check in with the poll to see, um
Speaker 1: what people have answered on the do they watch live
Speaker 1: with us? Thank Kyle, can you put that up? Okay? Wow, okay,
Speaker 1: majority seems like a lot of people do. But we
Speaker 1: need more of you to vote, okay, because you know,
Speaker 1: let's get some more. It's not going to get to
Speaker 1: the end of the thing though, is it. I don't know. Well, anyway,
Speaker 1: they're voting, right now oh, look the votes are coming in. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's kind of Kyle. Do you want to say Hi?
Speaker 1: This is Kyle, who's in charge of all the video
Speaker 1: aspects of this. Kyle, do you want to legend le?
Speaker 1: I'll give you applause. That's Kyle. Everyone, Sorry, ladies, Kyle
Speaker 1: is a new member of the live version. Yeah, Fake
Speaker 1: Doctor's Real Friends. WHEB we do a live version Fake
Speaker 1: Doctors Kyle. Most likely we'll be with um what's that? Okay,
Speaker 1: Now it's time for a special guest, Daniel. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to unplug my headphones. I hope that's gonna be okay.
Speaker 1: It's that gonna be okay because I both me and
Speaker 1: the special guest need to be able here. If some
Speaker 1: chance it ends the podcast, we've all this blode. I
Speaker 1: think it'll be okay. Okay, we're gonna try it. Hey
Speaker 1: now you now, hey, now, she's all right. Now listen, y'all. Um,
Speaker 1: you may know that you're gonna put it right here.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna you guys may know that um Florence is
Speaker 1: a really great chef. Well she's I think she's I
Speaker 1: think she's okay, Oh, you can't see my amazing back
Speaker 1: up the camera right there. Now, you are going to
Speaker 1: have a quick lesson our guests on how to make
Speaker 1: a martini. Okay, not just a martini? All right, baby,
Speaker 1: get tell them what they're gonna get. How Florence likes
Speaker 1: her martini martini? Yes, that you're lying about? Are you
Speaker 1: changing the angle? Backing up a little bit? Okay? All right,
Speaker 1: So first you need a good vodka, your vodka of choice.
Speaker 1: Am I going to hear like this? Am I looking
Speaker 1: to the okay? Number two bottles of that vodka? Greg,
Speaker 1: please or whoever I want? We all get show the
Speaker 1: labels so we all get free vodkas. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: please give us. Oh yeah, we we love Greg. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can make a jingle about the suit too. No,
Speaker 1: I just put a jacket on. I'm really wearing radio Racko.
Speaker 1: You want my shirt? No? You look good? Oh that's
Speaker 1: from do the right thing. And look how beautiful Joel looks.
Speaker 1: I know I've noticed the eye makeup. That's what beautiful
Speaker 1: eye makeup? Bell? Where's your eye makeup? I'm doing the
Speaker 1: best I can. You guys, Before I put on my glasses,
Speaker 1: which is a gesture that I want to see every
Speaker 1: little thing that you do here. Also, for a second
Speaker 1: I thought you were wearing a wedding dress, and I panicked,
Speaker 1: and then I put my glass on. I don't look
Speaker 1: a bit Midsummary, doesn't it now that I'm looking at
Speaker 1: it in the lens anyway down, I'll like your shirt too,
Speaker 1: Den wore. I didn't miss it very much. Okay, back
Speaker 1: to a martini, how Florence likes it. Second, you need
Speaker 1: a good glass. Make sure you have a nice martini glass.
Speaker 1: Respect the drink. Now, usually I take this out of
Speaker 1: the freezer just before I pull the vodka in. So
Speaker 1: instead I've taken out of the freezer and put some
Speaker 1: ice in it so that it's still chilled. You are
Speaker 1: going to fill up your cocktail shaker with some ice,
Speaker 1: with one single ice peak, which you will say, take
Speaker 1: a long while, but that's okay. I'm gonna use my hand,
Speaker 1: but I'm drinking it, so it's technically okay, all right, Daniel,
Speaker 1: And ice is like facecake. It's all good. Then you're
Speaker 1: going to pour in set amount. I'm gonna say that
Speaker 1: amount fingers crossed. That's okay. That sounds good to me.
Speaker 1: So this is where I imagine music would be playing
Speaker 1: like Daniel, you know what's song? I like not gonna
Speaker 1: judge you when you're wear somebody else. Long did you
Speaker 1: swear you don't bess when I do it myself. Let's
Speaker 1: and say we Daniel the other duo, the other due
Speaker 1: with song? Yes, well at a time now maybe yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's complicated, it's all way which do leap us
Speaker 1: all the one we entered too. Just while she's shaking
Speaker 1: some shaking, I'll go off so that it's a really
Speaker 1: cool entrance. Okay, right, want you, gentlemen, friends of the
Speaker 1: Fake Doctor's podcast, make some noise for the wonderful, the talented,
Speaker 1: get plush show. That's trouble, keeping going, keep going, And
Speaker 1: then you're gonna open it. And then you're gonna put
Speaker 1: this little strainy thing on. Before you do that, you're
Speaker 1: gonna chick your eyes out. You're gonna wipe the inside
Speaker 1: of the glass with some lemon peel. Now, I don't
Speaker 1: like the mooth in my martini, apologies, but this is
Speaker 1: a martini asked Lwrence likes it. And then you're just
Speaker 1: gonna shake your goodness right into that. Wow, Wow, I
Speaker 1: want it. Wow, good for you. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: something right now, that's not fair because I wanted to
Speaker 1: I wanted to have some type of cocktail or uh,
Speaker 1: you know, some of God's wonderfu lettuce and I wasn't
Speaker 1: able to do any of that for this podcast because
Speaker 1: I was ridiculed by Zach. Zach told me not to
Speaker 1: do it, and and we can do well, you guys
Speaker 1: kind of put the you're not supposed to have fun
Speaker 1: on me situation? You guys high would you like to
Speaker 1: show everyone how you pack a ball? No? I have
Speaker 1: it because I'm not on the podcast, right yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, all right, thunder supplause everybody from my gal
Speaker 1: for make it and I'm in the room. You now
Speaker 1: know how I like it. I know how to make
Speaker 1: you a martini. Nice baby, I got you. Well that
Speaker 1: was that was awesome. And she's the best and cutest
Speaker 1: and funniest guest star on the planet and I've seen
Speaker 1: her cook porch and he's a great at it. But
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that recipe was vodka and ice. Yeahs
Speaker 1: It's literally the first I was able to remember. Right
Speaker 1: after the second a conversation. A martini is just vodka
Speaker 1: and ice, like just because you spray a bit of
Speaker 1: a mouth in. It doesn't make it any weekend. It
Speaker 1: is just vodka over ice. Hey, there's no judgment here.
Speaker 1: I'm happy. I'm happy that I can remember the Hey, Bill,
Speaker 1: do you know how to make a martini? I do?
Speaker 1: I do. Get a bucket of vodka. You won't be
Speaker 1: able to hear though, babies. The only thing, um Daniel
Speaker 1: didn't give me another set of umanel will it? Daniel?
Speaker 1: Will it mess up the sound if I um play
Speaker 1: this just out of my laptop so she can hear? Probably, well,
Speaker 1: we'll hear it, alter everybody. We'll hear it through the microphone.
Speaker 1: It'll be a little bit of the doubling. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know who knows what she's Well, we'll see. She's
Speaker 1: gonna try. We we tried that. If she plugs headphones
Speaker 1: into the line out? Will that work of the six? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We should probably do forty or four? Changed the audio
Speaker 1: out and then my thing, No, thank god, My day
Speaker 1: was phil. Kids. You'll just going basketball now? Oh dude,
Speaker 1: by the way, watch how big is he now? Can
Speaker 1: you can you actually dribble ball? Handle? Is he old
Speaker 1: enough to do that stuff? Yeah? He's starting to learn.
Speaker 1: He's starting to watch basketball on TV. So he likes
Speaker 1: Anthony Davis and the It's the drink come true. Man,
Speaker 1: wake your kid and take him out of bed to
Speaker 1: watch ESPN or sports with you at night. It's just
Speaker 1: it's just good. I love it. I love it. It's
Speaker 1: starting to happen slowly, but surely. He's really into soccer
Speaker 1: and he's really into basketball. It'll be like when Zach
Speaker 1: eventually takes just Case and Oklahoma and stuff, you know,
Speaker 1: because I don't know what they're doing. All right, you guys,
Speaker 1: let's get into the show. All right, all right, let's
Speaker 1: do it. We're talking about um episode Uh what's the
Speaker 1: number Joel from My Quarantine? Oh? I think sixteen. I
Speaker 1: think it's seas in four, episode sixteen. Right, all right,
Speaker 1: so Bill explain everyone. There's a term in Hollywood called
Speaker 1: a ball. There's Rocko, se Hi rocket up. You like basketball?
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Mack. Hey, dude, how are you doing? You're
Speaker 1: asking you a questions. I don't know if you can.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Hey, Rocco, what's up? Man? Yeah? You got good?
Speaker 1: I'm be doing good. You're doing good? M hm? How
Speaker 1: many did your dad? Rocco? Every time you touch the
Speaker 1: ball in your basketball game? Does your dad yell shoot? Okay? Shoot? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We do want to like when you do the most?
Speaker 1: What do I like it when you do shoot? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's touch a boy. Thing shoots right, Like I want
Speaker 1: to text this back ball thing you say, okay, shoot,
Speaker 1: you just summed up your dad's personality. I love it
Speaker 1: every time you touch the ballot. I didn't like. You
Speaker 1: gotta go, kid? Are you gonna go? You gotta go?
Speaker 1: I love you, I love you, my god. You can
Speaker 1: give me a hug of the kiss. I'll take one.
Speaker 1: My kids are all older. But get in here, Dave. Okay, anyway, okay,
Speaker 1: let's get back. Let's refocus. So sad before you go.
Speaker 1: I just watched that. I got emotional. This is true.
Speaker 1: My my daughter's twenty, she's not she't live here. My
Speaker 1: son is eighteen. And this is what he did to
Speaker 1: me last night. You know, I so excited. I went
Speaker 1: into the kitchen. He was in the TV room at
Speaker 1: eleven o'clock, um watching television, and all I wanted was
Speaker 1: for him to be like, come over, watch sports or
Speaker 1: or any of the moments Donald just had. And he
Speaker 1: looked back at me, and I looked at him. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: he goes good night. Oh no, man, I was. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to bed. I just like you, meaning
Speaker 1: this is my space. Yeah, good night. I can't do
Speaker 1: anything I'm doing out here if you're here. So you know,
Speaker 1: I'm good night. I'm on life for it. I'll be
Speaker 1: right back after these fine words. All right, let's get
Speaker 1: into the show. Bill. I thought we'd start by explain
Speaker 1: to people I give a bottle episode episode. Uh um,
Speaker 1: so this is um he's gonna explain it to you,
Speaker 1: but we would call this episode that all takes place
Speaker 1: in the ICU a bottle episode. Bill, explain a bottle episode,
Speaker 1: it's a bottle episod. When you're shooting a TV show,
Speaker 1: you have a budget for to make every episode. Some
Speaker 1: of them can be you know, I mean shoot A
Speaker 1: lot of shows are nowadays, and these streaming shows cost
Speaker 1: like four to six even for a half an hour,
Speaker 1: and even more money for an hour. I believe the
Speaker 1: Morning Show on Apple costs one hundred and sixty million
Speaker 1: in episode. That's not true. But what you do occasionally
Speaker 1: after you said made ten or fifteen shows, and a
Speaker 1: bunch of them were over budget, and you're way behind
Speaker 1: on money. Maybe in the sixteenth show, you make a
Speaker 1: bottle show and you go, hey, the easiest way to
Speaker 1: save money is to eliminate all swing sets, which means
Speaker 1: sets that we would build our locations we would go
Speaker 1: to for that episode, which costs money with trucks and
Speaker 1: travel and shooting, and shoot the entire show in one set,
Speaker 1: so that you could maybe finish it in four days
Speaker 1: instead of five. And just by doing that you can
Speaker 1: usually make up all the money you wasted in the
Speaker 1: previous fifteen episodes. And that's what we did with this one.
Speaker 1: And I don't think we did another. I can't remember
Speaker 1: a bill, but is this This may have been the
Speaker 1: only true bottle episode we did, right, We did two
Speaker 1: things to save money. We did a bottle show to
Speaker 1: save money, and this show is so old now. Actually
Speaker 1: did a clip show to say, oh my god, if
Speaker 1: you remember that, you guys kind of narrated the interstitial
Speaker 1: stuff and uh, and then showed clips of everything that
Speaker 1: had happened. The weirdest thing was that clip show was
Speaker 1: in our seventh episode, so we only had six episodes
Speaker 1: to pull. It wasn't like after and yeah, so we did,
Speaker 1: we did it, and so the cameras were just up
Speaker 1: in that ICU the whole time, and we flew through
Speaker 1: it and just moved all you all you guys and
Speaker 1: gals around And now don't they also, isn't there another
Speaker 1: term where they call it like trapped in up? Like
Speaker 1: I used to call it a stuck in a episode
Speaker 1: because I knew they'd be like, you could put a
Speaker 1: bunch of people in an elevator for the whole episode
Speaker 1: and be really funny, and it's only one set. You
Speaker 1: can shoot it quick, it'd be great. Yeah, So it's
Speaker 1: a producer's dream. It's like, hey, we're so over budget.
Speaker 1: What if there was an episode where they're all stuck
Speaker 1: in an elevator and or in this case, the ICU.
Speaker 1: Now my first question, um, well is uh? Christa And
Speaker 1: I said this to Florence. We were watching it. Christa's
Speaker 1: character exits right away, and I thought, you know what happened?
Speaker 1: Bill's Bill said that Christoph, we're gonna do a bottom episode,
Speaker 1: and she was like, oh, just so you know, my
Speaker 1: character leaves at the top to be out of that.
Speaker 1: By the way, the only good thing of her leaving
Speaker 1: at the top, by the way, I'd forgotten the episode,
Speaker 1: I'm like, why she wear in that hat? And then
Speaker 1: it was yeah, but then, b is that meant she
Speaker 1: wasn't there to see the cast of characters all raise
Speaker 1: their hand having slept with her before, which is probably
Speaker 1: in my best interests. Yeah, she would have been like
Speaker 1: she would have been like my character would not have
Speaker 1: slept with me. It would have stopped. Yes, I just
Speaker 1: want to make a quick reference. That wasn't the Es
Speaker 1: of the Lost Art uh reference. It was actually in
Speaker 1: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom of the Lost Dark.
Speaker 1: He grabbed his bull whip. In Temple of Doom, he
Speaker 1: grabs his hat. Wow, But I mean props, see you
Speaker 1: for knowing it. Brain Donald, huge brain, huge brain. Um.
Speaker 1: All right, so let's get into it. Um. It starts
Speaker 1: with j D trying on all these outfits. I like
Speaker 1: how you we brought back the raw outfits. I was
Speaker 1: about to say, because when we talked about it, I
Speaker 1: said it wasn't going to be back again, and it
Speaker 1: didn't make it back. Yeah, I liked. I think it
Speaker 1: was Tad Quill, one of the writers that somebody pitched
Speaker 1: that we would do that outfits joke just because you
Speaker 1: keep returning to ship Captain. You're never you always go
Speaker 1: back to your head. You're like, could I pull off
Speaker 1: ship Captain? You go back to it. I think like
Speaker 1: three times. It makes me so happy, And he finally
Speaker 1: settles on an outfit that only works all together. And
Speaker 1: let's say, if God forbid you were to peel off
Speaker 1: the layers, it would be a disaster. Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: sure that that stands up to the test of time
Speaker 1: and scrutiny. It was literally just going like, hey, is
Speaker 1: there a way to get JD in a red half shirt.
Speaker 1: It was funny. It was very funny, and I love
Speaker 1: Tuck's reaction to it when they walk into the ICU Outstanding, Outstanding, outstanding.
Speaker 1: I was very open to being uh laughed at on
Speaker 1: the television show Scrubs. So if it was good for
Speaker 1: the joke, I'm down to do it. A belly tea,
Speaker 1: I'm down whatever the raw Eddie Murphy's raw left pleather Onesie,
Speaker 1: I'm down, dude. You were shirtless and pantsless to say
Speaker 1: many times, man, I was on camera with literally just
Speaker 1: a sock yeah, off and h and outside with passers
Speaker 1: by and holding U golf clubs. Golf clubs. Yeah. So yeah, no,
Speaker 1: real reinforcement. Well I think you said you put a
Speaker 1: rubber band on the Yeah, absolutely, to hold it on
Speaker 1: anything that anybody needs to know. The fans want to
Speaker 1: learn trivia, want to let's go to the let's go
Speaker 1: to the where do you want to know? How about trains?
Speaker 1: His private area? For you? Yesing the show? Yes? No?
Speaker 1: Or I'm never listening again? Well, please put up a poll.
Speaker 1: Are you interested in things like did Donald have a
Speaker 1: rubber band around his ball? Come on, no, Joel, don't
Speaker 1: do that. Okay, Joel, don't do it. I really I
Speaker 1: just a lot of jokes in this show that really
Speaker 1: made me laugh. You know what, I don't know why
Speaker 1: it made you laugh so far. You said the most
Speaker 1: exciting thing about your date was putting the possum to sleep,
Speaker 1: and that wasn't a U miss? What could that mean?
Speaker 1: What do you guys think that really meant? Like? What
Speaker 1: would that mean? Putting the possum to sleep? That doesn't
Speaker 1: really like a sex thing. I don't know it's sex
Speaker 1: adjacent it it sounds like it maybe could be. It
Speaker 1: could be going to the bathroom. That could be like
Speaker 1: a like I laughed when I go his little hoof
Speaker 1: is bleeding on the GIU shift. The fact that there
Speaker 1: this many years you still do Woody? Is he Donald?
Speaker 1: Does he do the Woody Allen voice a lot every time?
Speaker 1: All the time. It's his go to it's his go to. Well.
Speaker 1: I there's something about the term the word hoof used
Speaker 1: improperly that always makes me laugh. Yeah, saying an animal
Speaker 1: that doesn't have a being like lit and doctor to
Speaker 1: his little hoof. We say it way too much. But
Speaker 1: Sarah Chalk is so good and her journey on her
Speaker 1: story about her dad and how she may or may
Speaker 1: not have been attracted to him when she was eleven. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is that about? Bill? I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: did I miss hear? That? The funniest journey I've ever seen?
Speaker 1: Because she said it so confidently and then immediately segues int,
Speaker 1: I mean that's normal, right, yeah, and then just a
Speaker 1: hope on her face that it would never be mentioned again.
Speaker 1: It gave and then she's like, yeah, I have complicated
Speaker 1: feelings about my dad. And I was like, what just
Speaker 1: for a second, for a second when he was eleven?
Speaker 1: Zacht Okay, Now, why does Lonnie have such a glorious mustache?
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's gorgeous, um, but he just did
Speaker 1: he just show up with that and you were like, yes,
Speaker 1: so he had it. He grew up with someone else.
Speaker 1: He was an actor back then. He's since become a
Speaker 1: very successful comedy writer. Right, he's a writer now, Mike,
Speaker 1: And uh, back then he was doing some kind of
Speaker 1: web series that he had to have what he called
Speaker 1: a porn stash, and he asked if he could keep it.
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, but jad's gonna mock it or covet
Speaker 1: it for the rest of your life. I don't know
Speaker 1: how a hairless kid could grow that, because that thing
Speaker 1: was one hundred percent real. Is hes like that? He
Speaker 1: is here less like that. Yeah, there's no waxing going on.
Speaker 1: That's that's straight Irish Catholic, no no, or whatsoever. On
Speaker 1: your chest spot right there. You're welcome, Mike. Somebody try
Speaker 1: to reach my covert and tell him we're talking about
Speaker 1: his body if you can. Now. I love the Doug
Speaker 1: and Ted are back to fighting over Danny. I like
Speaker 1: that runner that they get. The two like least alpha
Speaker 1: male physical guys really get all charged up when it
Speaker 1: comes to fighting over Charity. Well. I like the fact
Speaker 1: that she made out with both of them at the
Speaker 1: same time, and the reason why they approached her together
Speaker 1: was in hopes that that would happen again. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: might like it, but maybe you can each other again,
Speaker 1: Donald too. This is I'm awest. I'm not doing this
Speaker 1: to make this point yet, but it's been such a
Speaker 1: tough time and stuff. And when I do this with
Speaker 1: you guys, I generally, for real just do it by memory.
Speaker 1: And I watched this one and just seeing Sam and
Speaker 1: how funny he is still makes me so sad man,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It just it just always
Speaker 1: takes me out of it for a second because he
Speaker 1: was so much just a gifted comedian, even in just
Speaker 1: the way he looks at that kid Doug, who, by
Speaker 1: the way, is one of my favorite bit players of
Speaker 1: all time, because that dude, I don't think ever did
Speaker 1: anything else. I think he split from acting and moved back.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I wanted to ask you what happened to
Speaker 1: Johnny Castle and Joel. We want to get him on
Speaker 1: the show because a lot of fans are clamoring to
Speaker 1: have Johnny Castle on who played Doug, and he you know,
Speaker 1: Donald and I watching back have said, God, he's so funny.
Speaker 1: And then I don't think he worked, like did he
Speaker 1: stop working? Yeah? I think he. I think he for
Speaker 1: real had some of his family that got ill. It
Speaker 1: was either dad or mom or something like that. But
Speaker 1: you should get him on and ask him because I
Speaker 1: went back and you guys remember when Johnny Castle went
Speaker 1: State Farm and he came back one year jacked, just
Speaker 1: like Ripped City and it. Dude, you gotta look at
Speaker 1: certain episodes. He is veins in his arm, biceps, pipe.
Speaker 1: It cracked us all up as writers. Wait, what do
Speaker 1: you mean he went State Farm? What does what does
Speaker 1: that mean? The State Farm guy, according to my sons
Speaker 1: and daughter, is very very jacked. That guy, oh, the
Speaker 1: new State Farm guy Star from State Farm is just
Speaker 1: rip City. I mean he's apparently I did not know
Speaker 1: that really really handsome and jacked up. Do you know that?
Speaker 1: I don't really know who that guy is because I
Speaker 1: don't watch sports and those ads only play on sports.
Speaker 1: You don't know who Jake State Farm is? I do now.
Speaker 1: I saw the Drake one, the new one with Drake Farm. Ye,
Speaker 1: Daniel Joel Donald, every one of us get one shot.
Speaker 1: The most famous athlete you can name that you think
Speaker 1: Zach still has not heard of is a tough one.
Speaker 1: If Zach's heard of it. If that, if Zach's heard
Speaker 1: of him or her, you're out. So it's naming, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna know. I'm gonna know famous names. I mean,
Speaker 1: are you? Are you? I know? I know Mike Jaminski? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, So Daniels I got my shot, but Dan,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'll go Bo Jackson, Yeah he played,
Speaker 1: he played multiple sports. That's good though, right. So, and
Speaker 1: there was a whole night Key campaign back in the
Speaker 1: day Bo don't know Jack was that it was Bo
Speaker 1: knows you got it right? How about Bo? Bo knows
Speaker 1: this and Bow knows that, but Bodo no Jack about
Speaker 1: this and that because bod know that because Bo can't rap.
Speaker 1: How about knows this and Bow knows that, but Boto
Speaker 1: no Jack because Bo can't rap. So what do you know?
Speaker 1: The did dogs just first up to that, no vatteries
Speaker 1: included and no strings attached, no hold bag, no time
Speaker 1: movie forever forever, all right, don't don't respect us, five
Speaker 1: dog man, I don't have five dogs forever in my
Speaker 1: sound pad. Bro, here you go right now, rest in
Speaker 1: power with five dog Okay, rest in power all right?
Speaker 1: But I like this game. I like this game. Somebody
Speaker 1: else tried to Billy that's a tennis player, and she's
Speaker 1: killing it. She's very I think she's like number one
Speaker 1: female tennis player right now. How about Richard Todd. That's
Speaker 1: not a real person. And Richard Todd is a real person.
Speaker 1: Not a real person. I never heard of Dick Todd, Richard.
Speaker 1: How about this Tom Chambers now play he never played
Speaker 1: Lamar Jackson? Yeah, Jackson, that's a basketball players are wrong.
Speaker 1: He just switched while while on the show. No, no,
Speaker 1: do you guys remember when Michael Jordan decided he wanted
Speaker 1: to play baseball? Well, that's what the guy you just
Speaker 1: mentioned did not, Sorry, he played on Happen the Jazz happened?
Speaker 1: By the way, you went very CONFI everybody famous missed
Speaker 1: on Lamar Jackson. Those guys aren't famous. I know, Lar,
Speaker 1: Are you Gowa right now on the pole? Is Lamar
Speaker 1: Jackson the MVP of the NFL famous? Yeah? He should
Speaker 1: be the most very famous, very famous. I don't know sports. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, but I think I passed half
Speaker 1: of your test because I know you did. All right.
Speaker 1: How about Danny Um, Tara Reids smoking in the ICU.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's taboo. You know that you can't
Speaker 1: really show smoking on television anymore, even streaming shows period
Speaker 1: pieces and stuff. They make exceptions, but a lot of
Speaker 1: them want you to show the person holding a cigarette
Speaker 1: but not inhaling. How do we feel about that, by
Speaker 1: the way, because I'll be honest that my grandma so
Speaker 1: two packs a day passed away from lung cancer. I'm
Speaker 1: going with the comedy the whole time here, and so
Speaker 1: I don't actually mind that we don't show smoking on
Speaker 1: TV as much. I mean, it's that everybody says, don't
Speaker 1: glamorize it, but it does. It is always look it's
Speaker 1: so cinematic and it looks so cool. Sometimes, especially when
Speaker 1: shot on film, you get the light and it's just like, uh,
Speaker 1: we watch all those like forties in our movies smoking
Speaker 1: it does look cool. So I understand the likeality behind
Speaker 1: being like, hey, let's not like make this look glamorous
Speaker 1: to children. But it does look glamorous, damn it. I
Speaker 1: remember that. I remember that a rule that you couldn't
Speaker 1: show um you could. Yeah. I remember being told that
Speaker 1: I was directing something and it was network and I
Speaker 1: didn't know it was streaming that it was a case
Speaker 1: for streaming bill but it was a network thing and
Speaker 1: it said, you know, they can hold the cigarette, but
Speaker 1: week you can't show them inhaling it. Streaming still has
Speaker 1: they get to make their own rules of whatever. Their
Speaker 1: companies is an Apple for instance, um uh, you know.
Speaker 1: They they're a family brand and a huge thing, so
Speaker 1: they still have their standards that you kind of have
Speaker 1: to stick to. And the only place we got caught
Speaker 1: is in on ted Lasso is in London. Flow would
Speaker 1: be there to tell us this, but Zach, you know
Speaker 1: what swear word they use in London that we just
Speaker 1: simply do not say here? And they yes, and you
Speaker 1: put it on ted Lasso that word I did and
Speaker 1: you're in your yeah. In one of the was that
Speaker 1: was no bueno for Apple. And by the way, it's
Speaker 1: so interesting because it makes you think about language over there.
Speaker 1: Nobody even cares. It's very casually tossing. So Apple made
Speaker 1: you take that. Um that's that word that starts with
Speaker 1: cea out of the show. Yes, okay, wow, um I
Speaker 1: am when I direct to Going Style, when I directed
Speaker 1: Going in Style too. There's a scene where Morgan Freeman
Speaker 1: Michael Kine and Alan ar Can all get high and
Speaker 1: it was PG thirteen. So the rule was you can
Speaker 1: show them put the joint to their lips, but then
Speaker 1: you have to cut away right and then then you
Speaker 1: then you could also show them exhaling. So I had
Speaker 1: to do this. It was the most bizarre rules, but
Speaker 1: I had to. Like Morgan like takes the joint to
Speaker 1: his lips and then you cut to a reaction shot
Speaker 1: and then you can cut back to him with the exhale.
Speaker 1: Just weird. Yeah, I thought it was so clever. What
Speaker 1: was that tofor grace show? Um show that you were
Speaker 1: always one step behind the joint that was being passed around. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's so I can't believe they got away with that
Speaker 1: on network. Wait, do you guys notice anything weird with
Speaker 1: the signal? It feels like it's getting like fuzzy or something.
Speaker 1: Do you guys notice I feel like I hear that
Speaker 1: there's a noise? Now what is that? Dude? You guys?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, Will Will Will? If it isn't two of
Speaker 1: my least favorite people, that's right, say hello to Hooch
Speaker 1: because I've done taking over your podcast. Uh huh, I'm
Speaker 1: all up in this bitch. That's right. Hooch Junior is
Speaker 1: hacking for a beginner's workshop finally paid off. I knew
Speaker 1: my girl had skills. That's right. I've done taking it over,
Speaker 1: and soon I'm gonna take one of your fingers. Y'all
Speaker 1: think you're gonna do the scrub story without talking about Hooch,
Speaker 1: There would be no scrubs without Hooch. So just remember
Speaker 1: who is crazy. I'm crazy as a motherfucking and I'm
Speaker 1: god damn it, did you try and turn off my lights?
Speaker 1: Burn for a burn? Baby, burn for a burn? I'm
Speaker 1: coming after your ass. Who just legit fucking crazy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who's just crazy? You guys? Scary? Scary? Understand by the way,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. I was surprised by that because you guys
Speaker 1: just told us to act like there's static and stuff,
Speaker 1: but be that gentleman is such as a director producer
Speaker 1: of a TV show that I occasionally work that I
Speaker 1: work on, and like, uh, literally just today I was
Speaker 1: at a conversation of like, oh, he's so good and
Speaker 1: adult and we can count on him to be responsible
Speaker 1: for everything, and I believe he was just threatening all
Speaker 1: of our lives. By the way I wrote, when I
Speaker 1: wrote Phil and said, uh, finally, thank you Phil for
Speaker 1: for pretending to hijack the show. And I wrote him
Speaker 1: and the funny thing about Phil is he's the sweet
Speaker 1: like Bill said, He's the sweetest like family man you
Speaker 1: ever met. And I was like, I don't even know
Speaker 1: Phil's gonna want to curse. I was like, it could
Speaker 1: be funny if you said, UM, called us motherfucker's at
Speaker 1: the end. If you don't want to curse, that's fine.
Speaker 1: And then I get the video It's like motherfuckers was
Speaker 1: really crazy? Who said to me the most, by the way,
Speaker 1: I randomly when people find out worked on the show,
Speaker 1: they say, which is great. I mean, who Phil can't
Speaker 1: walk to on the street without people yelling, which is
Speaker 1: crazy at him. That's the weirdest thing because that he's
Speaker 1: worked it so often. Who did it? Was talking to me me? Oh,
Speaker 1: Tom Kavanaugh was telling me that at least once a
Speaker 1: week walking around someone will go hey, little brother. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And Scott fully tells us that he can't walk two
Speaker 1: feet or write anything on the internet without someone being like, um,
Speaker 1: nobody cares, nobody, Yeah, But Scott fully never tells it
Speaker 1: in a happy way like the other day. But I
Speaker 1: feel bad for Scott, Like I'll go because I follow
Speaker 1: him on Instagram and sometimes I'll be on like just
Speaker 1: watching his normal account and I'll scroll through the comments
Speaker 1: and he's just like posted like sure you love my
Speaker 1: wife and a beautiful picture of his wife, and in
Speaker 1: the comments like, nobody cans. I've really used by the
Speaker 1: way as him because it's so cool you look at Connecticut, dude,
Speaker 1: like I've really used woodworking. I'm proud of this thing
Speaker 1: that I did. Nobody cares. Nobody, nobody cares. Um, let's
Speaker 1: go back to the show. UM, I like, I love
Speaker 1: what I'm doing CPR for ten for ten, CPR on
Speaker 1: the on the Homeless Guy, and I'm like, you're not
Speaker 1: getting this one. Lord. You know my one of my
Speaker 1: favorite things that um is we got to do on
Speaker 1: Scrubs and you two are so good. But there's so
Speaker 1: many peripheral characters and actors and actresses that just come
Speaker 1: out here and they grind and they maybe get little
Speaker 1: things here and there, and they're just funny and talented.
Speaker 1: And one of the things that we got to do.
Speaker 1: And I was just thinking of that moment Z that
Speaker 1: because that dermatologist, I forget his name, but I remember
Speaker 1: when you said to him, I need thirty bucks and
Speaker 1: you have a trust fund. I just said, just make
Speaker 1: some noise, dude, and he went yeah. It made me
Speaker 1: laugh for like ten minutes, so that it was funny,
Speaker 1: just as it's my time to shine. Baby. Hey, Donald,
Speaker 1: you out of focus for some reason, I am yours,
Speaker 1: baby girl. I think you can Donald make himself out
Speaker 1: of focus by being high? Or is that just you
Speaker 1: got too big to fix? There we go, there you go? Yeah, um,
Speaker 1: all right, oh do you want to see a question. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's take another question, Joelle. And in the meantime, yeah. So, anyway,
Speaker 1: that thing of the Lord was so funny to me,
Speaker 1: like and then I and then I do it and
Speaker 1: I go JD one Lord zero zero. Yeah. I want
Speaker 1: to get into something because this this kind of this
Speaker 1: kind of stuck with me for a minute. And at
Speaker 1: first I was like, did I dream that? And then
Speaker 1: I had to watch the show againting to make sure.
Speaker 1: So did Carla and Cox Bang no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: he said, all that was a kiss on the forehead.
Speaker 1: That's as far as it went, though, Like said, he
Speaker 1: said to you, I really liked her and she wasn't
Speaker 1: down with it, and I got the I spent ninety
Speaker 1: bucks and just got a kiss on the forehead because
Speaker 1: in the Best Man movie the kiss on the forehead
Speaker 1: and means something completely different. It means like relations never
Speaker 1: happened with them. Okay, way, I was watching Why hide that? Though?
Speaker 1: Why would they hide that? He gave the three reasons Donald,
Speaker 1: reason reason number one because you know she wasn't into him,
Speaker 1: why would he talk about it? And it was embarrassing?
Speaker 1: Reason number two she said you you um she maybe
Speaker 1: she knows you and knows that you're a jealous, insane person,
Speaker 1: you know, which is kind of that's kind of true.
Speaker 1: I don't remember reason number three, but I did like
Speaker 1: that speech. Ye. By the way, Donald, in real life,
Speaker 1: if your co worker had even kissed your wife on
Speaker 1: the forehead, you would be like, have trouble with that?
Speaker 1: Did lean about looking up with casey or no? No,
Speaker 1: he never has still hold on, let me find the No,
Speaker 1: that's the toilet. Excuse him? Harr's the bomb left upset? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he left a huff um all right? I like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I liked the speech to of uh um that uh
Speaker 1: uh Cox gave and that whole thing about you know
Speaker 1: you have to accept that your person you're with has
Speaker 1: a past you know? And uh and who who cares?
Speaker 1: You had a past? You know? And it took me
Speaker 1: so long to learn that lesson because I used to
Speaker 1: get tortured by all Christa's boyfriends in my head. I
Speaker 1: know you told everyone in the hilarious story in the
Speaker 1: podcast about about Matt Perry, Yes, the true story. Oh
Speaker 1: a special visitor, everybody. I like that. It makes me happy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he Casey, how are you going? How
Speaker 1: are you guys talking about your your dating before? And
Speaker 1: that's on that que I'm leaving. We don't have to
Speaker 1: talk about that, Casey, say hi to everyone who's hi? Everybody? Hi,
Speaker 1: case Your kids are so beautiful, man, it was so
Speaker 1: cool seeing them both still, they're so big. It's nuts.
Speaker 1: You used throw other people's children and I think of
Speaker 1: them as babies still and they're Rocco's just like, nah,
Speaker 1: I shoot all the time. This that's amazing. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: has short hair now and he's dude all of a sudden.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about cutting his hair? You know what?
Speaker 1: I didn't want to, but but the minute we did it,
Speaker 1: I was like, why did I wait so long? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We were holding onto it like it's it's like he's
Speaker 1: uh Sampson. I thought it was. Yeah. I thought his
Speaker 1: personality and everything would be gone the minute the hair left.
Speaker 1: But that kid's gonna get it. By the way, he
Speaker 1: is cute and confident. He has no problems putting that
Speaker 1: thing on him. Just talking to By the way, it
Speaker 1: says now for me one point three million people watching
Speaker 1: one point three did you say million or a billion? Million? Million? Crazy?
Speaker 1: You're gonna make me feel shit when it's like five
Speaker 1: hundred people, So don't keep making that joker. But wait
Speaker 1: before you move on, I just want to say to
Speaker 1: Bill this, it's that time of the year where I'm
Speaker 1: so sad that we're not over at your house. I
Speaker 1: know that bum out it all does a big Easter
Speaker 1: party party, that ridiculously beautiful Easter party, and I have
Speaker 1: to say, you're not allowed to come if you don't
Speaker 1: have kids. So we were a part of I mean,
Speaker 1: we were all family for so long in ten years,
Speaker 1: and I finally said, what do we got to do
Speaker 1: to get over to the fucking party? I put in
Speaker 1: you guys had you guys only had a baby, so
Speaker 1: you can be invited to Bill's party got to make
Speaker 1: sacrifices here and there. Man, it's the Eastern Party of
Speaker 1: the year. It's solid. We miss it. I miss it
Speaker 1: to It makes me sad. Next year, guys, you know it.
Speaker 1: Next year. Don't tell Zack I'm coming. I'm gonna. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna bring a fake child. What's the Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what's going on with the Okay, they broke, Daniel? He
Speaker 1: insisted that they were. Yeah, they broke. I know, but
Speaker 1: you can get him some new ones, Daniel, I said,
Speaker 1: I would bring you a question. We're gonna casey, we
Speaker 1: love you, but give Donald your phones. Well wait, I
Speaker 1: thought you were asking me about dating or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: always five? Five is the magic. Gotta understood? How many answer?
Speaker 1: How many people have you been with before? You? Guys
Speaker 1: just saying up, okay, it's always five. Are you implying?
Speaker 1: Are you implying that women that I've dated who said
Speaker 1: five were lying? No? Okay, good, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Here's a question, Bill, did you play any characters other
Speaker 1: than Van and the Janitor in the season eight finale?
Speaker 1: If not, what made you want to do it twice?
Speaker 1: At the end it sounds a little judgmental, um so
Speaker 1: I'll tell you two things. One is I did it
Speaker 1: and was just ad living when I was marrying the
Speaker 1: janitor and Lady and Donald and Zach and I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have one of my favorite pictures is they were
Speaker 1: all in the pool, not even doing their coverage. They
Speaker 1: were just in the pool, drinking pina coladas there and
Speaker 1: mocking me because I could barely get through it as
Speaker 1: a little maybe as a little buzz myself and just
Speaker 1: trying to make up things as a preacher. And I
Speaker 1: wanted to be in the end at the last second
Speaker 1: because I got very sad, and I wanted to say
Speaker 1: goodbye to the show. When Zach kind of says goodbye
Speaker 1: to me, I thought I was so moving by the way,
Speaker 1: the fact that you decided to do that and play
Speaker 1: the janitor who's who takes down the sheet. I thought
Speaker 1: that was really you know, you and I saying goodbye.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's obviously you saying goobye the show, but
Speaker 1: also you and I saying goodbye after this incredible time together.
Speaker 1: I really was moved by that. Can I tell you
Speaker 1: I'll tell you my funniest thing on the goodbyes week
Speaker 1: And Donald will remember this, so there's a great lovely
Speaker 1: background actor on our show that we called Colonel Doctor.
Speaker 1: And we called him Colonel Doctor because he may have
Speaker 1: looked like the Kentucky Fried Chicken guys, Colonel Sanderson Sanders,
Speaker 1: by the way, And then when we had to name
Speaker 1: him because we're ludicrous people, his name in the show
Speaker 1: Bible is Coleman Slowsky, So his name but Donald. There's
Speaker 1: there's video out there on when that's a series rap
Speaker 1: on Donald Fazon when we're all like hugging and stuff,
Speaker 1: and it's I think it was you, me and Judy
Speaker 1: and Zach hugging goodbye, and he was overcome. So he
Speaker 1: wanders into that moment. Everybody kind of just froze because
Speaker 1: we're all pretty sure litle doctor, who has never even
Speaker 1: spoken to any of us, is the full body embracing
Speaker 1: us on our last goodbye? Do you remember our moment?
Speaker 1: It was so fun, man, But the answer the hug dude, dude,
Speaker 1: I appreciate that I haven't seen he has passed away,
Speaker 1: passed away, But that was I think that literally was
Speaker 1: the last time I saw a lot of the people
Speaker 1: who played background golf with Mick head Bill. Mick Frank
Speaker 1: was a screenwriter, and such a lovely man and a
Speaker 1: beard face beard for sad damn it. What I believe
Speaker 1: his name is Jeff. That's Crazy Eyes Margo. I loved her.
Speaker 1: She was always roaming around man Crazy Eyes Margo. All right.
Speaker 1: But the answer that question is I put myself anytime
Speaker 1: I was bored in the show A solid five other
Speaker 1: times that I would when I was trying to procrastinate,
Speaker 1: I would just go put myself in different shots and scenes.
Speaker 1: If you can find them, I'll send you ted ass
Speaker 1: a mug. Oh see what you did? Come promising gifts
Speaker 1: um um um um. Preston asked if there were to
Speaker 1: be a Star Wars musical, who would Donald cast and
Speaker 1: who would Zach choose to direct, well cast himself, as
Speaker 1: as as why would not be so seriously Well, because
Speaker 1: Hans it was probably gonna have one good musical number,
Speaker 1: Scotty numbers. He's gonna have Lue Scott Walker is gonna
Speaker 1: have a lot of really cool musical numbers. There's gonna
Speaker 1: be the one with Yoda. There's gonna be like Han
Speaker 1: solo has like one to one or two one where
Speaker 1: he is he's introduced and then where he gets frozen.
Speaker 1: In Carbonite. I think, yeah, Laya comes. I think the
Speaker 1: ballad with Laya comes at the Frozen with Carbonite moment
Speaker 1: like it's and I think it's a I think it's
Speaker 1: a reprise. Also, like they started, they started in the
Speaker 1: closet when they're when they're kissing, which he's like, I like,
Speaker 1: I like you, you know, I like nice man. I'm
Speaker 1: a nice man. No you're not, you're and then they kiss.
Speaker 1: I think that's a musical moment. And then the reprise
Speaker 1: where it's a big where it's a big act break
Speaker 1: is him going into carbonite. It's a big lay Miss
Speaker 1: song too. When he's leading you know, you know, when
Speaker 1: when they're all kind of uh him and Chewy and
Speaker 1: when they're all all before the trash compactor thing, when
Speaker 1: they're all roaming around there. When they're roaming around that
Speaker 1: could be they could be dancing through the hallways of
Speaker 1: the Death Star. I could see that happening. What are
Speaker 1: you gonna do when you don't give Zach a part
Speaker 1: and he freaks out? I mean, who would Zach play? Three?
Speaker 1: That's about right, that's a real hift. Well, if are
Speaker 1: we talking about just Star Wars or like the universe
Speaker 1: because if it's the universe, I'd like to be Jabba. Oh,
Speaker 1: you'll give you that will They'll all be original songs,
Speaker 1: but except for one that came with the show Yu
Speaker 1: Yup Yup Numb the break the live Yu yu U
Speaker 1: Up Numb next by next time? Will you have um
Speaker 1: lyrics to the main Star Wars team for me? Yes,
Speaker 1: we'll work on that for the second live show, Zach
Speaker 1: in honor of Passover starting tomorrow night, Happy pass Over
Speaker 1: to all that celebrate. Can you do your wrap now? Bill?
Speaker 1: You may have missed this on the podcast, but I
Speaker 1: wrote a rap when I was like eight years old
Speaker 1: in honor of Passover. I have heard that heard the story,
Speaker 1: and I believe I heard that on the podcast. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try and remember it on the spot as tricky Um.
Speaker 1: For those of you missed that episode of the podcast.
Speaker 1: My father insisted on taking us on a long road
Speaker 1: trip to go to a passover saders somewhere I believe
Speaker 1: it was. And by the way, I wrote this when
Speaker 1: I was like eight. One day, four people took a
Speaker 1: trip to Boston, Elaine, Helen, Zach, and an OUTI five thousand.
Speaker 1: The reason for this trip was Passover time. If we
Speaker 1: snook some bread, and it would be a crime. Why
Speaker 1: do we go so I wish Dane could have laid
Speaker 1: down a beat for this, but it's too late. Why
Speaker 1: do we Why do we go so far? And we
Speaker 1: could pray at home? The reason was unknown? Just remember
Speaker 1: your comb. I'm not as good a rapper as Donald.
Speaker 1: Calm down, um, just remember on this five hour trip
Speaker 1: McDonald's and Burger King, we would skip the reason for
Speaker 1: this deed was passover time. If we snook some bread,
Speaker 1: it would be a crime. Oh, you went back to that,
Speaker 1: Go back. Okay, let's finish. We're gonna next get into
Speaker 1: our dating segments soon. Let's talk a little more about
Speaker 1: the episode. Um, what else you guys got turk when
Speaker 1: you Headbut Lonnie, that was very funny. It's very I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: that was freaking amazing. You cannie out, dude. Dude, but
Speaker 1: he had it coming. Man, He don't freaking interrupt me
Speaker 1: when I'm talking to my lady about you know, if
Speaker 1: she had relations with doctor Cox, don't freaking don't freaking
Speaker 1: all of a sudden compliment. Huh, you're catching that Headbut
Speaker 1: that's right, you know, I know you'd know this from marriage,
Speaker 1: but a real moment from my marriage and we one
Speaker 1: of the things we did in this show everybody putting
Speaker 1: their real stuff in there, and it was one of
Speaker 1: my favorite moments of the show is you and Judy
Speaker 1: when you go, I'm not really qualified to change those
Speaker 1: dressings and she goes, oh please, it's just nursework. It's easy,
Speaker 1: and you go, I know, and she goes, I knew
Speaker 1: you thought that. I knew it. She walked away. Bill,
Speaker 1: Are you saying that's from your life, that is from
Speaker 1: my life. I haven't been tricked that way before. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: my wife. My wife's done that before, where she was like, well,
Speaker 1: let's just do it. Let's just let's just talk about it.
Speaker 1: And I will take hypothetically and I'll be like okay,
Speaker 1: and I'll say something like I always knew you thought
Speaker 1: that I always I knew knew. It was like we
Speaker 1: were acting, we were playing. You said we were doing
Speaker 1: an exercise. I won't exercise at all. A lot of
Speaker 1: the chat apparently is asking for me to do my
Speaker 1: big bank dance. Um, I was not prepared. I would
Speaker 1: have padded my bank. Well, you said you had a
Speaker 1: big bank. You generally have a big bang, and I'm concerned.
Speaker 1: I know idea, I have been doing squads. You have
Speaker 1: a small waist or cheaper by the dozen. By the
Speaker 1: time we're ready to shoot, I will have bank. But
Speaker 1: it's it's a bank in progress. Let's see show now
Speaker 1: now remember, Oh, oh my god, I'm kind of nervous.
Speaker 1: But if you donald, where are you going? Come back?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna humiliate myself for the fans. Now there's three parts.
Speaker 1: There's four parts. There's there's showing your small waist, your
Speaker 1: pretty face, and your big bank. And then if you're
Speaker 1: one of these women to do this, you then have
Speaker 1: to laugh like, oh, I'm just playing along. I shouldn't
Speaker 1: be doing something so crazy. Okay, so those are the
Speaker 1: four beats I'll be performing. Bill stop moaning, thank you everybody,
Speaker 1: thank you you ready? Oh, they'll stop moaning small waist,
Speaker 1: pretty face with a big bank. Did I sell it amazing? Yea.
Speaker 1: My favorite part of my favorite part of people doing
Speaker 1: super sexual dances online is then ending with like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so silly, I don't know excuse me, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you sneezed all over all our guests. Where are you going?
Speaker 1: He's probably going to Casey again, it's been thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: It's been twenty minutes since he was exactly Bill, there's
Speaker 1: a lining here. I really liked about dating. Oh you mean,
Speaker 1: how how you you? You you acting like someone you're not,
Speaker 1: and then once you to, once you're in a relationship,
Speaker 1: then you show them who you really are. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought that was you dropped. You dropped a little knowledge
Speaker 1: bomb on everyone, because that was sort of true. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know, Donald, we were just I just brought up
Speaker 1: that line that's like dating is just acting like someone
Speaker 1: you're not until I forgot the exact wording, until someone uh,
Speaker 1: until they like you enough and uh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I thought that was kind of cool, like we do
Speaker 1: when you're dating, you do in the beginning, just pretend
Speaker 1: to be some idealized version of yourself. I really liked
Speaker 1: that speech that you gave, you know, I think it's real, man,
Speaker 1: And it made me look. This was a goofy episode.
Speaker 1: It was just a Joca than to any medical steaks.
Speaker 1: And there was space cake and Neil Flynn panicking as
Speaker 1: he shoots cotton balls into a jar, which killed me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys faked, You guys faked a heart attack with
Speaker 1: the homeless person. Yeah, yeah, well we called him a
Speaker 1: hobo to get by, but yeah, he's probably in retrospect.
Speaker 1: You know. Um, I think he said he was putting
Speaker 1: um at one point. I think he said he was
Speaker 1: putting satellite TV in his box when he was trying
Speaker 1: to You know what I loved in this episode, by
Speaker 1: the way, is the voiceover um of because I loved
Speaker 1: when you were incredibly narcissistic and your voiceover said, I
Speaker 1: could feel the pain in my best friend's face and
Speaker 1: I could sense how little I cared. I'm looking at
Speaker 1: scrubs Wicky, our old friends, and they're saying the janitor
Speaker 1: could not have owed doctor Kelso seven hundred dollars, threw
Speaker 1: double or nothing from five dollars. They don't know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't know. If he said, right, this one's for
Speaker 1: fifty bucks. And then I'm just telling you, I know
Speaker 1: you get sensitive about it wasn't double or nothing each time.
Speaker 1: In the middle, just so you know, in the middle
Speaker 1: it was at three hundred dollars and he said, I
Speaker 1: just want to bet fifty and he lost on to
Speaker 1: three fifty and then he said double or nothing. We
Speaker 1: cut that though, and ed, okay, sure, whatever you want
Speaker 1: to say. I want to say he was on to
Speaker 1: say eleanor is that eleanor? With her? Shit? Again? About
Speaker 1: this is Trevor WICKI listen. It says if the kept
Speaker 1: going up by five dollars, then the janitor must have
Speaker 1: had one hundred and forty shots. There are a lot
Speaker 1: of cotton balls on. There were a lot of guns day.
Speaker 1: You know, I never ever, ever did when we were
Speaker 1: doing scrubs. Is math? So has everybody just calmed down?
Speaker 1: And there's no math? There's no math on scrubs. Um okay,
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm trying to see if there's any other funny. Uh.
Speaker 1: You know, we really obsessed about ter Read's last episode.
Speaker 1: It says that sorrysted about making um without cheating too much,
Speaker 1: but you should go back and listen to it making
Speaker 1: Ken's stomach growl sound like it's saying the word cake.
Speaker 1: You listen doing it when he doesn't go And I
Speaker 1: remember when we first did it, and I almost put
Speaker 1: it on TV. It basically just said, cake, we've been
Speaker 1: too much. I think all right, all right, guys, I
Speaker 1: think it's time. What do you feel Donald, It's maybe
Speaker 1: time to segue too sorry. For some reason, I got
Speaker 1: the sniffles all of a sudden, I was sneezing. I
Speaker 1: apologize to all the fans, but yes, I do think
Speaker 1: it's time to segue. Are you allergic to fun and laughter? Donald,
Speaker 1: I'm never allergic to fun and laughter. But this next
Speaker 1: segment I'm very very excited for. Okay, everybody, So this
Speaker 1: is where this is very exciting. Joel m going back
Speaker 1: to the pole first and see what the poll said. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's check the pole. About the pole, No, no, we're
Speaker 1: not ready for that pole yet. Oh yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 1: has a switch over because some some verbal updates on
Speaker 1: the pole. We have fifty three yes, twenty six point
Speaker 1: five sometimes and twenty point percent no. Okay. A whole
Speaker 1: lot of people are watching as we go along, which
Speaker 1: is great and it's funny because we never know and
Speaker 1: there's no way to find out. So this was just
Speaker 1: sort of a little uh anecdotal pole, I guess. But um,
Speaker 1: but we like that. I love the idea that you
Speaker 1: guys are falling along. I think that makes it even
Speaker 1: more fun because I never noticed. You know, I know,
Speaker 1: some people know the show so well that they don't
Speaker 1: even need to rewatch it, but I like the idea,
Speaker 1: you know, because the whole donald and My first idea
Speaker 1: for this was it was like, feels like a DVD
Speaker 1: commentary book. But it's actually better that we're not. When
Speaker 1: you do a DVD commentary, you're kind of always trying
Speaker 1: to keep up. You're like, next scene, you gotta whereas
Speaker 1: this is like we watched it before, we can we
Speaker 1: can digress as we like to do, as you know.
Speaker 1: Um oh, so wait, Joel, we're not ready for that then, right,
Speaker 1: because we're just waiting for one more person, so we're
Speaker 1: almost there. We're not quite ready for this, but maybe
Speaker 1: we can play the song because it's exciting. Okay, Now,
Speaker 1: what's the name of the fella? Joel? I want to
Speaker 1: give him a shout out. Let me let me get
Speaker 1: it right, because I don't want to mess him up.
Speaker 1: You know. He put a lot, a lot of work
Speaker 1: into this. So his name is Travis Freshner. It's Travy
Speaker 1: wavy two v's and both on Instagram if you want
Speaker 1: to give him a follow. He's worked with Jimmy Fallon
Speaker 1: before he did the History of Disney Songs. If you
Speaker 1: guys had an opportunity to hear that with Kristin bell
Speaker 1: a while ago, but also the Jimmy fallon Billy Idol
Speaker 1: and roots remix of Dancing with Myself. So this guy,
Speaker 1: he's a pro. He's a pro. He wrote us off
Speaker 1: for us. Yeah, we love when our fan By the way,
Speaker 1: when you guys tag me and Donald and Joel and
Speaker 1: Dale in fan art, it's so funny. The one that
Speaker 1: today that we put up of Nurse Roberts above ground
Speaker 1: pool party was hilarious. If you haven't seen that, By
Speaker 1: the way, I wanted frame too. If you haven't seen it,
Speaker 1: it's on It's on my Instagram. And um, I love that.
Speaker 1: There's some funny details. But Donald, did you notice that
Speaker 1: You're I did not see it. I have not seen it.
Speaker 1: You said this, I'm like, what the huh? Looking now?
Speaker 1: That's the last post on my Instagram. And um and
Speaker 1: zoom in on the T shirt of what your What
Speaker 1: your T shirt says it's a great T shirt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want that T shirt. Um. And Johnny Castle has
Speaker 1: brought a body bag to the ground pool party. I
Speaker 1: can't above ground pool party leo. Yeah, by the way,
Speaker 1: I would rock and I doc leo t shirt. It's
Speaker 1: pretty great. Um. Yeah, Bill, what was going on at
Speaker 1: uh A Nurse Roberts above ground pool party? And did
Speaker 1: you ever think of cutting because one of the only
Speaker 1: mistakes I think you made in nine years was you
Speaker 1: never cut to the magic of one of LaVerne's above
Speaker 1: ground pool parties. I should have, but there's no way
Speaker 1: we can do them. Job. There's two things that you
Speaker 1: couldn't see, which is there's no way Laverns above Ground
Speaker 1: Pool Party could live up to the legend of them
Speaker 1: A and then B. There is one that everybody has
Speaker 1: asked me that Elliott tells a boyfriend to whisper to
Speaker 1: her what he really wants sexually, and he does, and
Speaker 1: then she just leaves and never talks to him. Remember
Speaker 1: that nobody people have gone what did you say? And
Speaker 1: it's much like translation. We've never figured out. We think
Speaker 1: it's better if you figure out, so you imagine what Laverns.
Speaker 1: By the way, though if I ever opened a nightclub,
Speaker 1: it would be called Laverns above Ground Pool Party name.
Speaker 1: I think you're right, but it's better to leave. Sometimes
Speaker 1: it's better to leave it in the in the audience's
Speaker 1: imagination because anything you show them will not be not
Speaker 1: be bespoken. Enough for each viewer, Like the viewer needs
Speaker 1: to go that shit was whatever the most crazy bacchanal orgy,
Speaker 1: drug fest they have in their mind. It's it's it's
Speaker 1: the it's that times ten. Yes, exactly. Well. In the
Speaker 1: in the drawing, Johnny Castle has brought a corpse to
Speaker 1: the party. Yeah, looks great. Let's take a break. We'll
Speaker 1: be right back after these fine words. All right, so
Speaker 1: we've hyped up the song enough. Um, this is the official.
Speaker 1: We're gonna keep this going unless Joel falls in love tonight.
Speaker 1: With these two prospects, we're gonna keep this dating, which
Speaker 1: could happen, you know, if it happens, we're gonna keep
Speaker 1: this Joel Date Joel's segment going. But here is the
Speaker 1: original theme song for the Date Joel segment. Get the
Speaker 1: word out, Joel, no mads between your legs tomorrow and
Speaker 1: you could be aunt down. Oh yeah Joelique, Wow, Joel
Speaker 1: Monique is down to get down? What what lyric? The
Speaker 1: lyric is, um, no matter what's between your legs, you
Speaker 1: could wake up, you could tomorrow morning. She could be
Speaker 1: making you eggs or you could be making making her
Speaker 1: Exactly why do you always put Joel in that spot,
Speaker 1: Pop would be making her eggs. Yes, come on, no
Speaker 1: matter what's between your legs, tomorrow, you could be making
Speaker 1: Joel eggs. That's genius. Joe Lemonique is down and get down. Donald,
Speaker 1: You're out of focus again, Daniel. Do you notice that
Speaker 1: he keeps sliding his face slides out of focus. It's
Speaker 1: the camera, man, it's the sony camera that girl made
Speaker 1: me buy. No, I think that's the focus is on
Speaker 1: the wrong setting. But the next show we're gonna make
Speaker 1: sure it locks on your bring the Joel's down to
Speaker 1: get down again? Done? And I like it so much
Speaker 1: when you do it. Joe Belmonique g is down and
Speaker 1: get down. Oh yeah, she's come in. No wait, how
Speaker 1: did it go? What? Let's play it again one more time,
Speaker 1: one more let's go get the word out all this town.
Speaker 1: Joel is down, down no matter us between your eggs tomorrow, Bona,
Speaker 1: and you could be making an eggs, get down, get down?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Joel down. Oh my god, that is a
Speaker 1: hooky fucking song. So thank you for that, sir, super well.
Speaker 1: Bird out all around in your town. Um, all right,
Speaker 1: so we have um, we're gonna the way we're gonna
Speaker 1: do this, guys, we're gonna bring in up. There's two contestants,
Speaker 1: Um for date Joel, and we're gonna bring like they
Speaker 1: do on the Dating Game. We'll first we'll bring in
Speaker 1: Um Sam is that'll cold Joel, and then we'll and
Speaker 1: then the three all of us will ask Um Sam
Speaker 1: a few questions. What she would get would be like
Speaker 1: a zoom date, like a fifteen or minute they're so
Speaker 1: zoom date and um and and Jowell you're muted, I
Speaker 1: think and then um any right and um. So here
Speaker 1: we go the first edition of the Dating Game with Joelly.
Speaker 1: Let's let's invite in Sam. Thunderous applause for Sam brow Sam. Well,
Speaker 1: look at that Funco pop collection. That is quite a collection.
Speaker 1: It's not even all of them. There's more that's off camera.
Speaker 1: I collect Funco pops, and my I don't have nearly
Speaker 1: as many as you. That's amazing. I have over a hundred. Now,
Speaker 1: oh my goodness. Now, of course, because I'm right, you
Speaker 1: can get clear risers for them. Look, this is a
Speaker 1: professional of the janitors, squirrel army the way they like
Speaker 1: you have a squirrel army there? Oh no, I like it.
Speaker 1: I like it. Oh my gosh, you're just noticing your shirt, right,
Speaker 1: so Hugh, I wish yeah. Connection Okay, already feel the connection,
Speaker 1: Este now exact all right? Let her fair vote yes,
Speaker 1: vote yes for Sam? Now no, no Bill come down
Speaker 1: now now Sam. The way this is gonna work is, um,
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk to you for a bit of it.
Speaker 1: Then we're gonna talk to the other condest for a
Speaker 1: bit and then the audience is going to vote. And
Speaker 1: then but we might override them if we disagree with
Speaker 1: the audience, but we want to see. It's like the dating.
Speaker 1: We want to see what the audience is feeling. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you guys out there, you are gonna want to
Speaker 1: go to this straw pole. Now you put a link in,
Speaker 1: right you? Well, because they can't. They're not gonna remember that.
Speaker 1: Yeah that Kyle did you put somewhere they can click? Yeah. Also,
Speaker 1: it's in the chat, so there's two places. So you
Speaker 1: can either type up what's the scrolling on the btbom
Speaker 1: of your sad or look at the chat and you'll
Speaker 1: find it there. Okay, you guys, I look in the chat,
Speaker 1: but obviously don't vote yet because no one said anything.
Speaker 1: Don't be that guy I've already voted for sale. No, Bill,
Speaker 1: just just Sam is cool and has funko pops does
Speaker 1: not mean she wins. It's cool she's got funk though
Speaker 1: pop okay, love, Oh my god, I got me. Okay,
Speaker 1: now listen, Um, I don't want anyone voting yet. Do
Speaker 1: I have your promise? Vote for sale? Oh my god, Bill,
Speaker 1: everybody go and vote for all. Oh my god. Another
Speaker 1: person soundproof poof? Okay, they're probably probably supposed to be
Speaker 1: in a soundproof foof. I don't know if we had
Speaker 1: that figured out. Oh Donald, did you switch to some
Speaker 1: of the don't beveragin? My wife came in and she
Speaker 1: was like, you should have smoked before the show. And
Speaker 1: I was like why no, she did, like, yes she did.
Speaker 1: She was like you should have smoked. Why And she
Speaker 1: was like because, um, you seem like you're a little down.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm not. Damn, I'm freaking up.
Speaker 1: And you know, Casey, why does she have live notes?
Speaker 1: That's no, no, we don't give notes during the performance.
Speaker 1: My wife, imagine, you're play Zach Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: If I was doing a play and my wife was
Speaker 1: in the audience and I didn't get a laugh. The
Speaker 1: next time I told the joke, my wife would laugh
Speaker 1: extra hard to make sure I gotta laugh. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you a little story room now that we put
Speaker 1: Now we put my wife on the spot. I was
Speaker 1: doing a play at the Old Globe Picasso at the
Speaker 1: Lapanage Yield. It's a one act written by Steve Martin, me,
Speaker 1: Justin Long, a bunch of other people. Anyway, I don't
Speaker 1: want to go down to hold this anyway. But we're
Speaker 1: doing the play. And when Justin came on stage every night,
Speaker 1: the audience applaud it like would clap out. Who yeah,
Speaker 1: we call it entrance applause. Right I entered the I
Speaker 1: entered the show first, never got entrance applause. Ever, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Well, you never saw the play, asshole,
Speaker 1: So you know there's that. Okay, there's that, um at
Speaker 1: least release the fight. So so, but I'm also on
Speaker 1: the play with how Lindon. Also, so how Lindon comes
Speaker 1: out after me I come on stage, no applause. How
Speaker 1: Lindon comes on stage, there's applause. Justic comes on stage.
Speaker 1: The freaking the audience erupts. Wouldn't be like that. So
Speaker 1: my audience. My wife saw this would come to San
Speaker 1: Diego and watch the show over and over again. He's
Speaker 1: at the Old Globe with theaters back. Y'all check out
Speaker 1: the A lot of Shakespeare has done there. It's amazing. Anyway,
Speaker 1: my wife sees the show and she's like, oh, hell no,
Speaker 1: this can't be. There's no way. It's called fuck that shit.
Speaker 1: So one night she gets her best friend Jessica, her husband,
Speaker 1: a bunch of other people from you know, La to
Speaker 1: come out to San Diego to see the play. And
Speaker 1: I walked out on stage and when I tell you,
Speaker 1: I got I got thunderous applause. It was like it
Speaker 1: was like married with children loud and I and I
Speaker 1: I when that happened, and it was louder and it
Speaker 1: was louder than Justice and how Linda that night too,
Speaker 1: And I remember thinking to myself, you know what, if
Speaker 1: I ever ever f this up, I'm the dumbest person
Speaker 1: on the planet. My wife freaking loves me so much
Speaker 1: it's ridiculous. And you know, so whenever I'm treated unfair
Speaker 1: or anything like that, she she she you know, she
Speaker 1: has my back. I'm just gonna say to Sam, are
Speaker 1: you that type of person. Okay, so I would I
Speaker 1: would come through an applause for my partner? Yeah? Yes,
Speaker 1: would you come through? Would you come through foot like
Speaker 1: with Are you a fight or flight type of person? Oh,
Speaker 1: that's a hard question. Um, well, this is this is
Speaker 1: Joel Melnique. It's a queen of coming in a hut
Speaker 1: with a tough question. Um. I think that if it's
Speaker 1: about me, I'm more likely to fly, but if it's
Speaker 1: about somebody I care about, I'm more likely to fight.
Speaker 1: Good answer, good answer. We're going on family food. Answer.
Speaker 1: It's an outstandingly good answer. Eight thirty in the morning.
Speaker 1: We're going to play family feuds. So you guys got
Speaker 1: to practice that saying good answer. Um. Now, now, Sam, Um,
Speaker 1: here's a question for you. Theaters are back open in
Speaker 1: the summer and you have the opportunity to take Joel
Speaker 1: on a date. Do you take her to see Black
Speaker 1: Widow or do you take her to see In the Heights.
Speaker 1: O Um, I'm more excited about In the Heights because
Speaker 1: I never got to see the musical and I really
Speaker 1: want to see the movie. Okay, I feel like, okay, Joel,
Speaker 1: you any thoughts on that response? I mean, I know
Speaker 1: you're kind of geeked to see both. I just want
Speaker 1: to know where you are with the response. So far,
Speaker 1: I've had like a fifty fifty split on like which
Speaker 1: one I would want to see more? Um, but I am.
Speaker 1: I also did not get to see the musical when
Speaker 1: it was on stage, and I would really like to
Speaker 1: go with like a group of friends I could. I
Speaker 1: could definitely see going to in the Heights and like
Speaker 1: having memorized the soundtrack. And here's my question, would you
Speaker 1: sing along? Are you the kind of person you see that? Absolutely? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: I would probably try to keep it relatively quiet if
Speaker 1: I'm in a movie theater with other people, but if
Speaker 1: everybody sing along, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be all in. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm definitely the person that like rewatches musicals at home
Speaker 1: and sings along with them alone. Oh my goodness, I
Speaker 1: saw Harry Well times in theaters. It was crazy. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna be honest with you. I don't like that
Speaker 1: answer at all. Wait, hold on, wait, there's too much
Speaker 1: going on. Bill. What are you saying I'm about to
Speaker 1: date Sam or just yes, I know you love musicals,
Speaker 1: but you're married for like one hundred years, So no,
Speaker 1: I don't think I could take the fight. No, no,
Speaker 1: you're not ready. So I think she would absolutely destroy
Speaker 1: Kristin Krista legitimately. You know how we'd say, you know how,
Speaker 1: we jokingly go like, who you know who is seriously crazy?
Speaker 1: Like christ is seriously scary? She's scary a little bit? Yeah, yeah, Donald,
Speaker 1: what were you saying? I don't like that answer? Why not?
Speaker 1: Why not? Because black Widow? I can't wait for that
Speaker 1: in the height zone. Yeah whatever, I'm personally a bit biased,
Speaker 1: but black Widow looks fuego right. Yeah, I gotta Sam question,
Speaker 1: what about a double feature? Yeah? Yeah, Bill, go with
Speaker 1: your questions from Sam, because then I'm getting to know
Speaker 1: Joel little bit. I want to say, So, you guys
Speaker 1: got to do a vacation. Do you go like camping
Speaker 1: and roughing it for a week or do you save
Speaker 1: up your dough and go high on the hogs to
Speaker 1: some resort where they bring your drinks just for like
Speaker 1: two nights? Very good questions. Um, that's a good question.
Speaker 1: We just want the truth. Yeah, the truth. I like
Speaker 1: both options for sure, but I feel like roughing at
Speaker 1: something I have to be more in the mood for
Speaker 1: Whereas I'm always down to be like having a fancy
Speaker 1: cocktail by the pool and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I
Speaker 1: picture you guys in Palm Springs and it's like one
Speaker 1: hundred and five degrees out and drinking Bahama mamas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: bring the drinks right to them, right, Dani you do that?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? Oh yeah like that? Which episode or of Scrubs?
Speaker 1: I'm assuming you're a Scrubs fan. No, I've never seen it? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: so is there which is there an episode of Scrubs
Speaker 1: that you can think of that most describes Joel or
Speaker 1: or okay, will make it easier, or a character that
Speaker 1: you think is most Joel esque. That's a hard question.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's too hard, guys. Uh, let's think. I'd say
Speaker 1: she's like a fusion of Carla and Nurse Roberts. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's good. That's that's that's because she's got a lot
Speaker 1: of heart like Carla, but if she needs to be
Speaker 1: sassy and put you in your place, she can like
Speaker 1: Nurse Roberts. I like that answer. Yeah, okay, you like that. Well,
Speaker 1: how are these answers going for you so far? Listen,
Speaker 1: they're hitting absolutely. There's always a good time to be pampered.
Speaker 1: I'm not setting up a tent like it's just a
Speaker 1: little never. I'm not doing it, but I do. I
Speaker 1: love a log cabin, like a cozy cabin that under
Speaker 1: the stars with like a hot tig or whatever. That's
Speaker 1: that's the dream. Um. But yeah, like she answered, right then, Joel,
Speaker 1: because totally you don't contestant. Yeah, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: we a right one last question, um um Sam. If
Speaker 1: you as you know, the prize is a fifteen minute
Speaker 1: zoom with Joel, can you describe how that zoom would go?
Speaker 1: Would you guys, what would you talk about? What? What? What?
Speaker 1: What would happen on on fifteen minute zoom? Would Star
Speaker 1: Wars come up? For example? Well, uh, let's see, so
Speaker 1: I didn't know what was gonna be an only fifteen
Speaker 1: minute date, so I had big plans, Okay, wrote it down,
Speaker 1: so I wouldn't I wouldn't mess anything with it. So
Speaker 1: like right back when we start with is, I'd ask
Speaker 1: you about your day, how you're doing, learn more about you? Wow,
Speaker 1: And of course this would be a company by each
Speaker 1: of us smoking weed o, getting to know each other,
Speaker 1: getting loose and then uh yeah, and then after that
Speaker 1: I think we could share some music with each other.
Speaker 1: The vibe it is good. I'm going to start dancing
Speaker 1: with each other. Um and then after that this I'll
Speaker 1: obviously way too much for fifteen minutes. But after that
Speaker 1: we could play video getting together online. But mariot okay,
Speaker 1: love you guys. What's Mario kart um? Well, I think
Speaker 1: it'd be so sense to play the ladest I shouldn't
Speaker 1: answer the question. That's question. Sorry about the ultimate one.
Speaker 1: I mean it's got it's got all of the races,
Speaker 1: all of the levels you could possibly need it for.
Speaker 1: How to say, because it's got all the generations. Okay,
Speaker 1: we got to move on. Sam, You're incredible. Sam. I again,
Speaker 1: no Bill, nobody vote yet. Okay, Sam, everybody vote for Sam. Bill,
Speaker 1: don't have another contest. We have to be fair. I
Speaker 1: haven't let the other contest. Okay, fair all, Okay. Now,
Speaker 1: the fact that Sam said that makes me I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go vote for her and go, oh my god, Sam,
Speaker 1: So I mean, worst case, even if they don't vote
Speaker 1: for me, I can go on a date with Bill.
Speaker 1: I know I've got to take a fall back. Okay, listen, Sam,
Speaker 1: You're incredible and I can see you winning this but
Speaker 1: we have to be fair to the other contest in Brittany. Um,
Speaker 1: so Sam, you're gonna go to the green room. Hang now, now, Kyle,
Speaker 1: don't let in Brittany yet. We want to assess how
Speaker 1: love me to meet you? Yeah, all right now, Joell,
Speaker 1: I just don't like her. I think she's perfect for you.
Speaker 1: Sam's cool. She's a cost player, which I was the
Speaker 1: first thing drawn to like her. You know letter that
Speaker 1: she wrote in, Um, she's got a good vibe and
Speaker 1: a good energy. She really knows a good vibe. Yeah? True?
Speaker 1: And what is and what is your cos player? Though? Really? Though?
Speaker 1: She wants to see In the Heights and not a
Speaker 1: Marvel movie Calm Down. Wants to a classic Poison IVY
Speaker 1: and it was incredible. So she likes DC over Marvel.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying is that she also did
Speaker 1: Marvel characters? If I remember correctly, I think she also
Speaker 1: did Good Moura. But you know, she likes a range
Speaker 1: of things. I too, am excited for In the Heights?
Speaker 1: Do I put both movies on there? Yeah? She's a
Speaker 1: very good She's a very Joel, Are you really fifty
Speaker 1: fifty on that? Are you really f I've had it
Speaker 1: up to here with Donald criticizing Sam. I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not an actual fight, right, Donald Donald. The interesting thing
Speaker 1: about Joel is not only did she love the fan
Speaker 1: girl stuff and the Marvel and the Star Wars and
Speaker 1: all of that, but she loves musicals. Let's I just
Speaker 1: have high hopes for Joel. I have high hopes for
Speaker 1: the people that we introduce her. And when they say
Speaker 1: things like I'd rather see in the heights and not
Speaker 1: a freaking action movie with explosions and freaking Scarlett Johansson
Speaker 1: and Florence, I got a problem with it, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I just got a big problem with
Speaker 1: all right, all right, um, let's bring in Brittany. Now, guys,
Speaker 1: here comes Brittany. Let's talk about Brittany. You look amazing.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Hi, thank you. Everybody, go vote
Speaker 1: for Brittany. Bill what I mean? Okay, I gotta I
Speaker 1: gotta try and gain Bill here. So thank you so
Speaker 1: much for having me on Bill Lawrence's podcast over. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. You know, Brittany, playing to the judges will
Speaker 1: get you everywhere everywhere. I've heard. Yeah, you can just
Speaker 1: you can tell Bill how much you love Ted Lasso.
Speaker 1: And it'll just be done for okay. Um tell us, Brittany,
Speaker 1: Um what um? If you were to choose to take
Speaker 1: Joel to a movie this summer when we're allowed to again,
Speaker 1: would it be Black Widow or In the Heights? It's
Speaker 1: up to you. It would definitely be in the Heights. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I have worked in theater since I was fourteen. I
Speaker 1: I was so excited for it to come out last year,
Speaker 1: so of course it got pushed and now I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I have to see this movie. This will be the
Speaker 1: closest thing I probably get to a stage show for
Speaker 1: a while. So I have you see the original show? Brittany, No,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I haven't. I have a best friend who
Speaker 1: saw it, Anne met linn Manuel Miranda backstage, and she
Speaker 1: has a picture. So I'm just like, I have to like,
Speaker 1: I can't one up that, but I could at least
Speaker 1: go and see and cheer for Anthony Ramos as loud
Speaker 1: as I can. Oh, and the trailer, the trailer really
Speaker 1: does look amazing. I have to say, um with you,
Speaker 1: yes right now, this is not okay with me at all.
Speaker 1: You know you are you are you seeing this because
Speaker 1: you're such a die hard marble fan and you can
Speaker 1: watch in the Heights in the house. How about that? Wait,
Speaker 1: are you saying because it doesn't have this? Are you
Speaker 1: saying because it doesn't have the scope and scale of
Speaker 1: Black Widow seeing the trailer and everything like that. I'm
Speaker 1: probably in York City. I know about the heights, Yo,
Speaker 1: Come on, beat one hundred, keeping one hundred. You'll tell
Speaker 1: me you don't want to see freaking Black Widow fight
Speaker 1: up against freaking like whoever it is that she's just
Speaker 1: seeing in the heights. First, I disagree. I disagree with that.
Speaker 1: All right, listen, he's getting all that's just me. That's
Speaker 1: just me. No disrespeck lin Manuel, no disrespect. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: sure Linde's watching. He's one of the seventy five billion
Speaker 1: people watching. People on planet. We got rather planets other
Speaker 1: we are galactic. Okay, everybody's going down. Running out of time?
Speaker 1: Is Brittany and Sam both wore purple where they told
Speaker 1: ahead of time that purple is Joel's favorite car? Did
Speaker 1: that just magically happened? It is legitimately my favorite color.
Speaker 1: Bill And I don't know how you know that? It's
Speaker 1: freaking me up? How did you know that? Okay, Now, Brittany,
Speaker 1: if you were to take Joelle on a trip, I'm
Speaker 1: come stealing your question, But would it be um? Would
Speaker 1: it be sort of camping vibes? Um? Uh, you know, rustic?
Speaker 1: Or would you go some gorge hotel and drink drinks
Speaker 1: by the pool? Um? Look at me, We're going to
Speaker 1: drinks by the pool. Okay, Okay, we are drinking, drinking,
Speaker 1: drinking by the pool, and they're gonna go sleep it off.
Speaker 1: And if we're anywhere near beach, then we're gonna go
Speaker 1: drink on the beach. Okay, yell, Joel, what are you
Speaker 1: feeling about that? Um? You know, I'm I'm a lightweight
Speaker 1: when it comes to drinking. I'm not twenty anymore. But
Speaker 1: I do love like a perfectly mixed cocktail in the
Speaker 1: sound of the ocean. It's like it's heavenly. So I'm
Speaker 1: about this. And how about jazz cabbage? Are you interested
Speaker 1: in any of that? Brittany? I will do an edible
Speaker 1: every now, some edibles on this date. I always have
Speaker 1: ten milligram edibles on me like a holster, which I
Speaker 1: have him as pest dispenser. Okay, and now I know
Speaker 1: what to get you for your birthday edibles and a
Speaker 1: pest dispenser love it. Um. All right, it's time Brittany
Speaker 1: for you to tell us your perfect zoom date. Let's
Speaker 1: say you have a fifteen to twenty to thirty minute
Speaker 1: zoom call if you are if you win this amazing contest,
Speaker 1: what would um, what would divide be for for for
Speaker 1: the zoom date? Brittany, don't worry about the parameters. The
Speaker 1: last contestants fifteen minute date takes about three and a
Speaker 1: half hours, so that whatever you're feeling, I would first
Speaker 1: offer if we wanted to do like a shared cocktail, um,
Speaker 1: and maybe send like a cocktail recipe ahead of time
Speaker 1: so that we can both try it and say, like,
Speaker 1: what do you like about it? I like these flavors,
Speaker 1: that's good um. And then I would um go into
Speaker 1: a round of twenty questions. But if it's only fifteen minutes,
Speaker 1: then we can just do kind of like a rapid
Speaker 1: fire like I answered ten Joel answers ten, UM, definitely
Speaker 1: have to ask you know about you know a little
Speaker 1: bit about the past, not too much, because it's just
Speaker 1: getting to know each other. And I, yeah, life already
Speaker 1: said the answer to every question about people you dated
Speaker 1: in the past is five five And that's only if
Speaker 1: Joel wants to share. That is none of my business. Yea,
Speaker 1: and yeah, and then I would just end and ask
Speaker 1: what was your favorite restaurant in Chicago? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: All right, that sounds amazing. All right, Brittany, thank you.
Speaker 1: You're amazing. Um, you're beautiful, and we're gonna put you
Speaker 1: back in the green room while we discuss. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: now listen, both amazing candidates. They are both hard, they
Speaker 1: are both I mean, wait, do while you talk. You
Speaker 1: can now go vote. So while we discuss, you guys,
Speaker 1: put it up there. Put it up there, Kyle, put
Speaker 1: it up there, dude, Kyle, Kyle, put up the vote.
Speaker 1: Whose very close, but it's just we only have three
Speaker 1: hundred and seventy votes, so everybody vote, not now thousand
Speaker 1: up just so they know the way to go. There
Speaker 1: you go. Oh it's happening. Okay, okay, this is exciting
Speaker 1: watching it in real time. Now let's talk, guys, let's
Speaker 1: talk while the fans are voting. Um, they're both really
Speaker 1: great candidates. They're both beautiful, charming. Um, sound like that.
Speaker 1: Definitely a similar interest from you as you Yeah, I like,
Speaker 1: she's a burlesque dnswer, She's from the Midwest, you know,
Speaker 1: so there was like there's a kind of that familiar
Speaker 1: energy you know, going through But like Sam really slammed
Speaker 1: ount with like her date, like just the description of
Speaker 1: like the date was perfect. It was like a perfect date.
Speaker 1: Obviously she had ready to go. I have the worst
Speaker 1: play I have ADHD. So anybody who comes with the
Speaker 1: plan it's instantly gets like a bonus two points for
Speaker 1: me um because I'm not going to do it. Yeah
Speaker 1: you get Did you get an attracted vibe off of
Speaker 1: both of them? I mean, oh yeah, I wouldn't have
Speaker 1: brought them on if I didn't find they were about
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Joel pre screened them for sexual track. All right, cool,
Speaker 1: well we Bill, we only have Joelle to do this
Speaker 1: to read all the emails, so we had to We
Speaker 1: had to it. And also it made sense we don't
Speaker 1: want to bring on a contestant she doesn't it isn't
Speaker 1: attracted to so she you know, physically, she thought they
Speaker 1: were both beautiful, and then it was about like can't
Speaker 1: we just bring them back one of the time and
Speaker 1: tell them that they both won? So Joel gets everything,
Speaker 1: So that neither one no game feel the same way
Speaker 1: I feel Joe Welsh played a field also. Well, listen you, guys,
Speaker 1: I do want to say that Sam is pulling a
Speaker 1: bit ahead in the poll from the fans. Yes, I
Speaker 1: see that, it's still very close. I mean, by the way,
Speaker 1: we're in the thousands. Now. All right, here's what we're
Speaker 1: gonna do. How about this? Um, Kyle, come on for
Speaker 1: a second, are we ready with the surprise um end guests?
Speaker 1: Because what we could do, if Donald you agree, is
Speaker 1: go to the surprise end guest and then thank him
Speaker 1: and then come back and see where this ended up
Speaker 1: for her, him or her? Yeah? Do you want do that?
Speaker 1: Is that a good plan? Now? Kyle? Is the super
Speaker 1: Surprise guest ready? Uh? Yes? Why do you say? Still
Speaker 1: working on his uh? The they're still working on his
Speaker 1: iPad camera. The super Surprise guest has been emailed and
Speaker 1: has been alerted that their camera is sideways and we're
Speaker 1: trying to work that part out. Okay, So um, while
Speaker 1: you worked that out, um, let's check back in with
Speaker 1: the poll. Let's see where we are with the poll, guys. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think Sam is really clearly no. Well, it's early
Speaker 1: it's early. Okay, everybody, keep voting, keep voting. Okay, they're
Speaker 1: both great candidates, But gosh, we put so much work
Speaker 1: into this whole Find a poll that everyone could do.
Speaker 1: I really want to respect the poll. Yeah, and why
Speaker 1: did you guys only um hook Joe up? Is? Does
Speaker 1: Danil need to be hooked up? Is Daniel just moved
Speaker 1: in with his beautiful gal. Oh that's awesome. That's uh.
Speaker 1: Nothing's gonna change it all, Daniel. Everything's gonna be easy.
Speaker 1: That's all the same. She took me, She took me
Speaker 1: pants shopping today because none of my outfits were good
Speaker 1: enough for family feuds. So don't worry. We have somebody
Speaker 1: more reasonable. But let me tell you never to change
Speaker 1: my quote. Dan. I watched her take a sweater out
Speaker 1: of my closet, and then she made a face about
Speaker 1: how disgusting it was and put it in a trash bag.
Speaker 1: And then she got it out of the trash bag
Speaker 1: and tried it on herself, and then she smiled and
Speaker 1: folded it up and put it in her I'm like
Speaker 1: that that journey journey. Laundry so bad. You were doing
Speaker 1: the laundry earlier, and I saw I saw Stephanie take
Speaker 1: a hoodie out of the laundry that was mine, folded
Speaker 1: up and put it in her pile, and I was
Speaker 1: like that, I'll say it is not mine anymore, all right, guy,
Speaker 1: So Kyle, bring them, if you would bring the pole down.
Speaker 1: And I think the plan should be to an introduced
Speaker 1: the special guest and then maybe give him or her
Speaker 1: some guidance on their camera when we have them. Okay,
Speaker 1: so um, ladies and gentlemen, this is a very special
Speaker 1: man to us. Um. He uh is someone whose music
Speaker 1: has been on the show quite a bit, and it
Speaker 1: is also someone that we love as a human being.
Speaker 1: And we are so honored that he said yes when
Speaker 1: we reached out to him, Ladies and gentlemen, mister Colin, Hey,
Speaker 1: oh it makes me so happy. Are you there, Colin right?
Speaker 1: Can you hear us? Are you muted? Yeah? I can
Speaker 1: kind of hear. It's cutting in and out, which is
Speaker 1: which is a drag, but it's okay. I can see
Speaker 1: you all. I know you're all there, and well we are,
Speaker 1: we can hear you, and we are. I just want
Speaker 1: to stay right off the bat. We are so honored
Speaker 1: that you're here. And Scrubs fans love you, as you know,
Speaker 1: and they love your music and they loved your cameo,
Speaker 1: and uh, we're just we're just so thrilled that you're
Speaker 1: here to play a song for us. No, I can't
Speaker 1: thank you enough for using my music back then, because
Speaker 1: I mean, it made a huge difference, especially live audiences,
Speaker 1: that brought the average age done by about for two years.
Speaker 1: Part of the way, I want to say that give
Speaker 1: you a shout out, Colin. When the world reopens, you, guys,
Speaker 1: and you see that Colin Hay has come to your city.
Speaker 1: Anywhere on the world, anywhere on the world, you gotta
Speaker 1: go see him. You know, normally when you go see
Speaker 1: a show and the music act will stop and tell
Speaker 1: a little bit of a story about the song. Colin
Speaker 1: is so freaking funny that you're kind of simultaneously going
Speaker 1: to a stand up act because he tells these stories
Speaker 1: that have you laughing like you're watching a stand up comedian,
Speaker 1: and then he goes into the most beautiful song you
Speaker 1: ever heard. So I promise you I go every time
Speaker 1: I can to go see him, whether it's New York
Speaker 1: or LA And it's a real it's a real treat.
Speaker 1: So make sure to go see him when he comes
Speaker 1: to your city. M Colin is going to honor us
Speaker 1: by playing one of his one of one of our
Speaker 1: me and Donald and Bill's favorite songs that was on Scrubs.
Speaker 1: So Colin, whenever you're whenever again Donald, Before before we start, guys,
Speaker 1: just make sure you mute your Michael, you know, interrupt
Speaker 1: him when he's going. Yes, everybody mute their mics. Here
Speaker 1: he goes, Calm my mama. It's a beautiful world. I
Speaker 1: like swimming in the scene. I like to go out
Speaker 1: beyond the white breakers where a man still be free
Speaker 1: or a woman if you are. I like swimming in
Speaker 1: the ma mama, it's a beautiful world. I like drinking
Speaker 1: Irish cheek with a little bit of a left saying.
Speaker 1: I like making mouth te my mama, it's a beautiful world.
Speaker 1: I like drama in my car. I roll the top
Speaker 1: time sometimes travel, play, drop to the ocean, stare up
Speaker 1: at the store. I like drama in my car. All
Speaker 1: around his anger, automatic guns. There's death in the last num.
Speaker 1: There's no respect of women for our little ones. Try
Speaker 1: trying to Jesus. You just put me on hold, he said,
Speaker 1: we swamped my cars. N Shaggs cold. Still this emptueness persists.
Speaker 1: Perhaps this is as good as it gets. You've give
Speaker 1: enough the drink and those nasty cigarettes. I leave the
Speaker 1: party early last with no watch the sun as it
Speaker 1: comes up and watching as this is as good as
Speaker 1: it gets my mind. It's a beautiful world. I like
Speaker 1: sleeping with Marine not so much anymore. She is a mystery.
Speaker 1: She says she doesn't love me because she likes my company.
Speaker 1: That's so my mama. It's a beautiful world. I like
Speaker 1: swimming in listen. I liked White Breakers. Where are Man
Speaker 1: Step free a woman? I like swimming in listening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was so incredible, Colin. Thank you so much myself.
Speaker 1: Thank you for having me. I have such a connection, Colin.
Speaker 1: I have such a connection in my soul to that song,
Speaker 1: and not only from seeing play it live, but also
Speaker 1: how Bill used it on the show. And it really
Speaker 1: is one. It really truly is. I'm not just saying
Speaker 1: this because I'm in front of you. It truly is
Speaker 1: one of my favorite songs. Thank you very much, Thank you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Um, thank you for honoring us by
Speaker 1: being here. And please, if you're listening, I'm telling you
Speaker 1: go see Colin hay when he travels, when the world
Speaker 1: reopens and he comes to your city, Go see Colin
Speaker 1: hay You won't regret it. Not just that if you haven't.
Speaker 1: If you if this is your first experience, see look man, yeah,
Speaker 1: see you soon. That's right, that's right by Colin. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much. Um yeah, don continue. I think he
Speaker 1: had a little trouble hearing. But but go on with you,
Speaker 1: you're saying, like also, by the by the music. If
Speaker 1: this is your first time listening to him, listening to him,
Speaker 1: your first experience of him, or you know, he has
Speaker 1: so many songs out there that are just so amazing.
Speaker 1: M this is one of Zack songs. This is one
Speaker 1: of my favorite songs. To another the song of his
Speaker 1: is waiting for My Real Life to Begin. We put
Speaker 1: that on the show as well. Um uh, I just
Speaker 1: don't think I'll ever get over you. There's just so
Speaker 1: many great Colin Hayes songs. So if you get the chance,
Speaker 1: go get go get some Colin for everybody here. I
Speaker 1: don't think everybody knows like Colin was the first one
Speaker 1: that inspired us to build a show around a song,
Speaker 1: and it was all of our cast, Donald doing it,
Speaker 1: so I was acting it while singing, waiting for my
Speaker 1: real life to begin, like it was the end of
Speaker 1: a musical when that character passed away. And uh, even
Speaker 1: though I thought our cast killed it, it was so
Speaker 1: very pretty. Go listen to Colin Hay sing that song.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. AMA's incredible. And if you're if you're a
Speaker 1: young person and you don't know, you should. Colin was
Speaker 1: the lead singer of a very famous band when we
Speaker 1: were younger, called Men at Work and they have some bops?
Speaker 1: Is that what the kids say, Joelle bobs? What the kids? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my daughter say's their bops? You guys? Bops? Guys, they
Speaker 1: have some bopsum, but you guys will love um. All right,
Speaker 1: where it's eight old one, we're about to be finished
Speaker 1: on let's check in with the pole and discuss. Kyle, Way,
Speaker 1: did you refresh Daniel? Who's controlling them? Who's Who's Who's
Speaker 1: um controlling? Joel? I was controlling it. It's got the
Speaker 1: automatic refresh on. So those are the current accurate number. Okay,
Speaker 1: well it looks like Sam one, so okay, you can
Speaker 1: take it away, Kyle. Now, guys, let's discuss. I think
Speaker 1: the fans all choose, you know, those who voted chose Sam.
Speaker 1: I think they're both great candidates, and you could, you know,
Speaker 1: you could have a wonderful time with both of them.
Speaker 1: But I think, what's what what do you guys think?
Speaker 1: Let's go around the room, Daniel. I was a fan
Speaker 1: of them both. Um, I I'm leaning Brittany personal contra.
Speaker 1: She she brought a really fun, confident energy to the
Speaker 1: conversation and I was very appreciative of her. Uh. Sam
Speaker 1: was an excellent candidate, an awesome person, seems like a
Speaker 1: really really cool person. But there was just an energy
Speaker 1: that when Britney came on the screen, especially after you know,
Speaker 1: having to be the second act, and yeah, that was hard.
Speaker 1: She had it against her and she came in with
Speaker 1: really strong, confident energy and I appreciated that a lot.
Speaker 1: And again Sam was an awesome, awesome person. And disrespect
Speaker 1: to them, but all I I yeah, I mean, look,
Speaker 1: I had already voted for Sam six or seven times.
Speaker 1: You can only vote once, Bill, don't lie, so on
Speaker 1: that thing, I was probably unfair. And I also did
Speaker 1: tilt the scales a little against Brittany by making being
Speaker 1: very exuberant about Sam and Brittany it's always hard to
Speaker 1: follow someone that said I watched Joel light up when
Speaker 1: Sam was talking about the date. Yes, because Joel knowing
Speaker 1: her a bit better than you do, Bill Um, Sam
Speaker 1: had her at Weed and Mario Kart. Yeah, all right, Donald,
Speaker 1: what are your thoughts? I don't like one of them. No,
Speaker 1: I'm being a heater, going No, I'm not being I'm
Speaker 1: not being a hater. Hears about because the stupidest way
Speaker 1: to judge them, that is not Listen, man, it's not
Speaker 1: the stupidest price of ball. First of all, check your
Speaker 1: second of all, the ball that's not That's not a
Speaker 1: stupid way to judge anybody. Listen. I feel go ahead, Joel,
Speaker 1: you and I would have a better date than what
Speaker 1: those two said because we have better interests. Now, I
Speaker 1: am married, yes, and I do have children. Yes, But
Speaker 1: if I'm going out of town for a bit and
Speaker 1: i'm gonna have I'm gonna miss you. So I'm thinking
Speaker 1: maybe you and I could just have like zoom. We'll
Speaker 1: not call a date because then it's crossing the line.
Speaker 1: We'll have like zoom conferences and stuff like that where
Speaker 1: we can talk things like it could be. There, have
Speaker 1: you a suggestion I have a suggestion we talk star Wars.
Speaker 1: We could talk a lot of things, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I have a suggestion like just be like,
Speaker 1: your interests weren't met in in these you're standing up
Speaker 1: for Joel, but those two are By the way, you guys,
Speaker 1: notice I've been drinking a candle the whole time? Is
Speaker 1: that I really? I really did think? Oh Bill started
Speaker 1: drinking too, and then no, it's just a prop candle um.
Speaker 1: All right, here's the thing. I have a solution Donald
Speaker 1: for your conundrum, and that is when Black Widow comes
Speaker 1: out on July ninth, why don't you take Joel and
Speaker 1: to the to the theater. I think you guys would
Speaker 1: be the perfect people to watch it. You know what, Joel,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take you to see I'm gonna bring me you,
Speaker 1: my kids, my wife, and your brother, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: go see Black Widow. Okay, is that the seating has
Speaker 1: to be that you guys are together? Yes, Bill, you
Speaker 1: and me in the Heights because no one in my
Speaker 1: family will go with me, just the Jost. I will
Speaker 1: definitely go see in the Heights with you. I would
Speaker 1: love to go. Okay, all right, let's do this d
Speaker 1: Daniel didn't get invited. Daniel Dane sad body, It's okay,
Speaker 1: you know, a busy streaming anyway, that Donald Joel great shit,
Speaker 1: just leaving Daniel out again. All right, listener, well you
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Speaker 1: put your your own safety on the line during this
Speaker 1: past year. And you know this was a show. Continue
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Speaker 1: all of you. So thank you so much for tuning
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Speaker 1: the show, but just know that we love you all
Speaker 1: so much. And also to everybody out there who's a
Speaker 1: Fake Doctor's Real Friends fan, you know, the people that
Speaker 1: you know joined us tonight, we love you guys so much,
Speaker 1: like you know, sincerely, the one thing that was great.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of things that was great about Scrubs,
Speaker 1: but one thing that was really cool is that we
Speaker 1: had a core audience that stuck with us. And we
Speaker 1: feel the same way about our Fake Doctor's Real Friends audience.
Speaker 1: You know, you guys have you know, granted, most of
Speaker 1: you are the Scrubs audience that stuck with us back then,
Speaker 1: but you know, we truly truly appreciate all the love
Speaker 1: and all the positive remarks and some of the hate too.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna keep it one hundred with y'all.
Speaker 1: Some of the hate has helped shape the show to
Speaker 1: be what it's become now, and so you know, I
Speaker 1: love you haters too. Um and uh, And just thank
Speaker 1: you to Bill, you know, to be sincere for a second.
Speaker 1: You changed our lives and we love you and I'm
Speaker 1: so glad that we're such good friends still. But but
Speaker 1: I'll never stop saying thank you for changing our lives,
Speaker 1: and also for introducing me to my life partner, Donald Faizon. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm prepared to admit it's so adorable that a this
Speaker 1: is not my podcast, it blongs to the four of you.
Speaker 1: I'm so grateful. I'm so grateful to be included. Um
Speaker 1: and UM, it's so fun to watch, and you all
Speaker 1: have no idea how much it means to me that
Speaker 1: there's people that still care about something like a TV show.
Speaker 1: It makes me smile during really crappy times and I'm
Speaker 1: truly grateful for it, and I'm grateful to have gotten
Speaker 1: to know Daniel and Joel as well. So, UM, thank
Speaker 1: you guys wanting me to be a part of this.
Speaker 1: I don't, you know, deserve it and you let me
Speaker 1: come on whatever I want? Do you do deserve it?
Speaker 1: We're talking about man, fans love fans love it when
Speaker 1: you come on. Um, so what else should we say, Joell?
Speaker 1: I mean, we're gonna announce the winner, but any what
Speaker 1: else shall we say? Joel's gonna make the final decision,
Speaker 1: doesn't she? I mean we don't all right before that's
Speaker 1: the less the grand finale bill? What is there anything
Speaker 1: any Joel or Danel want to say thank you guys
Speaker 1: so much for listening and just being active participants. I
Speaker 1: loved being in the chat. As Donald said so eloquently,
Speaker 1: I love you haters, y'all, y'all feel me and drive
Speaker 1: me to do amazing for people who someone said I
Speaker 1: looked beautiful while Florence was on screen, and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: that's now my whoever you were, thank you, it's my
Speaker 1: whole spirit. It's just lifted up. You are very beautiful.
Speaker 1: You're a very pat You're a beautiful person um obviously,
Speaker 1: uh and physically in your face you're a stunning woman.
Speaker 1: But you are a very, very very beautiful person on
Speaker 1: the inside. And I feel, amongst the many blessings this
Speaker 1: wonderful podcast brought us, it's a friendship with you two
Speaker 1: and I. You know, when we first met these guys,
Speaker 1: we didn't think that they would ever even speak. We
Speaker 1: didn't know that they would be a part of the show.
Speaker 1: And then we got to know them and we're like, well,
Speaker 1: you guys should just be a part of the part
Speaker 1: of the show. Because we didn't actually say that. They
Speaker 1: just kind of had microphones one day. No, no, little
Speaker 1: by little, there was there was once I got to.
Speaker 1: Once we got to know them, we were like, you
Speaker 1: guys have to be a part of the show. And yeah, absolutely, um,
Speaker 1: and thank you to uh to to Kyle for being
Speaker 1: our shout and thank you all. I got something to
Speaker 1: say Eleanor, thank you eleanor the big thank you to
Speaker 1: Eleanor for allowing me to be fake meant her to
Speaker 1: be begin But enough of that crap about how you're
Speaker 1: not into me and it's all about that, all right,
Speaker 1: go ahead, Thank you, Zach. Thank you. Actually I don't
Speaker 1: never I don't never get to say this. But when
Speaker 1: this was brought to me, I knew that it was
Speaker 1: a no go unless you said yes. And you said yes.
Speaker 1: And now look at where we are. I appreciate your brother,
Speaker 1: I love you and I and I honestly, uh you know,
Speaker 1: this wouldn't Bizarrely, this wouldn't have happened, probably without the pandemic.
Speaker 1: We might have started it but then gotten busy with
Speaker 1: work and distracted and and so I really I look
Speaker 1: forward to doing the audio podcast every week. It's it
Speaker 1: gets us, you know, amidst all this. It's a fun
Speaker 1: thing for us all to laugh and and and we
Speaker 1: sense that we're making you guys laugh, and that means
Speaker 1: a lot to us. You know, I'm gonna just be
Speaker 1: real honest, man. You don't want to thank me, I
Speaker 1: mean thank you that it was well and that was
Speaker 1: like that was that was like what the fuck? Dude?
Speaker 1: Like thanks? What? Here's what I saw? Joel thanked, Zach, Daniel, me,
Speaker 1: and you. Donald uh Daniel thanked everybody. Only one person
Speaker 1: didn't thank one person. It was only ex active Daniel
Speaker 1: texted it, right, I mean, we'll do that again, right, ready?
Speaker 1: Do or do not? There is no try? Is that
Speaker 1: Frank is Frank? No, it's Donald Fazon doing his best
Speaker 1: Frank Gus. Oh my gosh, I do have an impersonation now, okay,
Speaker 1: it's so all right. I love you very much. I
Speaker 1: love you more than you know, and you're very You're very,
Speaker 1: very important to me. But you're welcome, right, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: We go all right, So Joel, drum roll, Danel, do
Speaker 1: you have a timpany lined up? I don't have a
Speaker 1: timpany on the effect god to do all right, Well,
Speaker 1: let's all do a tympany on the micro. Okay, Joel,
Speaker 1: who will you be choosing for your zoom date? Well,
Speaker 1: listen I respect the audience. So I'm gonna go with Sam.
Speaker 1: We're gonna see how it goes. But no, be aware,
Speaker 1: I have Britney's phone number. Okay. I think what's actually
Speaker 1: gonna happen is you're gonna go on a date with
Speaker 1: Sam and and maybe you'll go round you guys. We'll
Speaker 1: hit it off. But if you guys find like, oh
Speaker 1: she's awesome, but we'll be friends. It's not a vibe,
Speaker 1: then you can take Brittany out and see how that goes.
Speaker 1: You got it? Okay? But Sam want guys all right,
Speaker 1: we did it. Um. I don't think there is anything
Speaker 1: else to say, Daniel. I don't think there is either.
Speaker 1: Is that static coming through? Yeah? I got static too.
Speaker 1: It's perfect time. The show's ending, perfect time. Thank you
Speaker 1: everybody so much. We love you and uh, that's the show.
Speaker 1: Thank that is the show. Hi, everybody, we love you
Speaker 1: guys so much. Thank you for coming out. Come on, Daniel,
Speaker 1: watch out an away with me right that we're feeling
Speaker 1: to everything letter if it feeling you need a little
Speaker 1: bit of me at the perfect time.