Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that just retired from his side
Speaker 1: hustle as Tom Brady's wrist double. I didn't even know
Speaker 1: that was a thing, but apparently he's got great risks.
Speaker 1: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
Speaker 1: stories from around the globe, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 1: except we have a laser and those other earberps just don't.
Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Taiwan. Thirty two
Speaker 1: year old Yu Chen Yang works in a bank, and
Speaker 1: last year he took the plunge and got married for
Speaker 1: his very first time. Yeah, and knowing that he would
Speaker 1: need some time for his honeymoon, he applied for eight
Speaker 1: days of leave. It took two days off. Yeah baby.
Speaker 1: When the wedding happened, Yu Chen took his eight day honeymoon,
Speaker 1: but then, unfortunately for him, he had to go back
Speaker 1: to work. Vacation time works. Yeah, So he did what
Speaker 1: any reasonable person would do. He came up with a
Speaker 1: plan to divorce his wife and remarry her the next
Speaker 1: day to get another eight days of leaves. No talk
Speaker 1: to me, what we got here? Did well? His bosses
Speaker 1: were furious, but Yu Chen was stoked and continued with
Speaker 1: his brilliant plan where he divorced and remarried his wife
Speaker 1: four times, allowing him to enjoy a total of thirty
Speaker 1: two days off. Must be rich he legally allowed herself. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: there was a small problem. His employer only approved of
Speaker 1: his first marriage leave. So you decided to file a
Speaker 1: complaint against his employer for not abiding with Taiwan's labor laws.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me that Taiwan has a labor law where
Speaker 1: you get time off for your wedding. Apparently they do.
Speaker 1: Are you joking and believe it or not, you won
Speaker 1: because I said so. The Taipei City Labor Bureau found
Speaker 1: the bank had violated the rule, and so they find
Speaker 1: them twenty thousand dollars now because of u chen stunt,
Speaker 1: many lawyers in the area believe that this is going
Speaker 1: to change the way that employers grant leave forever. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, or it's going to cause a lot of
Speaker 1: people to get divorced and remarried. No, let's look at
Speaker 1: perking upright now, smiling ear to hear my husband would
Speaker 1: be on board this next laser stories out of Ashland, Ohio.
Speaker 1: The other day, teachers, law enforcement officers, and around sixty
Speaker 1: students gathered together for a drunk driving education event, and
Speaker 1: they had a mock crash scene set up in the
Speaker 1: school's parking lot. Oh yeah. As they were doing the presentation,
Speaker 1: the strangest thing happened. A brown SUV suddenly entered the
Speaker 1: school driveway at a high rate of speed and slammed
Speaker 1: on its break, coming within inches of hitting students. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know they like to use scare tactics in school,
Speaker 1: but doesn't go a little bit too risky. As the
Speaker 1: kids example approached the driver, he rolled down his window
Speaker 1: and began yelling at them. It wasn't part of the thing.
Speaker 1: Students said they smelled alcohol on the driver's breath irony,
Speaker 1: and they ran to the school staff to notify them
Speaker 1: of the situation. As sheriff's deputies called for backup, the
Speaker 1: driver of the SUV reveed his vehicle backup, turned and
Speaker 1: sped to the back of the parking lot. The back
Speaker 1: of the parking lot's not the exit. The cops paused
Speaker 1: their presentation to stop the guy, with one of the
Speaker 1: deputies blocking him from escaping. The man then voluntarily left
Speaker 1: his car and immediately failed a field sobriety test, so
Speaker 1: he was arrested. Wow. Wow, yeah, the kids literally the
Speaker 1: school officials were shocked that an actual drunk driver crashed
Speaker 1: their drunk driving assembly, but they are glad that the
Speaker 1: man is in jail. Now they're all nervous, like, well, dude,
Speaker 1: sex head is an next period, This next laser story
Speaker 1: is out of the weird world of fashion. Brooke might
Speaker 1: know this. But when you reach a certain age, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's stop this right, I am not there yet. All
Speaker 1: I'm saying is when you reach a certain age, you
Speaker 1: really stop paying attention to fashion and you just you
Speaker 1: keep wearing what you've got. So I don't even have
Speaker 1: skinny jeans on right now, Okay, okay, well you just
Speaker 1: keep wearing it until the end. There's a guy with
Speaker 1: the free radio shirt on the reason that I bring
Speaker 1: this up is because the newest fashion statement is where
Speaker 1: everything that's old is new again. Yeah. It's called grandpa style.
Speaker 1: It's just like the backlamore like thrift shop thing. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: apparently this is really hot right now with people in
Speaker 1: their twenties. But they're wearing unique vintage clothes with random
Speaker 1: colors and everything else you might see on a senior citizens.
Speaker 1: And some companies are jumping on board with a new
Speaker 1: trend offering cardigan sweaters with pre made holes in them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like Alexis's jeans. Yeah, but a sweater for two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty dollars a pop. Did I tell my husband
Speaker 1: his premature gray is in style? Yeah? Yeah. They're even
Speaker 1: offering blinged out walkers for six hundred dollars as an
Speaker 1: accessory that have Bluetooth and built in phone chargers. I
Speaker 1: always thought those walkers turn into a chair often, like
Speaker 1: you guys, just have a seat wherever you go. One
Speaker 1: fashion expert says Grandpa style is so appealing because quote,
Speaker 1: it looks strange for a teenager to be wearing a
Speaker 1: moon move, but it's comfortable in eye catching, and that's
Speaker 1: what young people care about right now. It's like, oh
Speaker 1: I don't care, Yeah, but I care exactly. Yeah. The
Speaker 1: next laser stories out of Love Headquarters. Oh I love
Speaker 1: you here. I think I got kicked out of this place.
Speaker 1: A recent survey was taken by five thousand singles that
Speaker 1: asked them to name the immediate turnoffs in people's dating profiles. Okay,
Speaker 1: these are always useful, and here's the top ones. Number
Speaker 1: six is any overused cliches, things like I'm fluent in sarcasm,
Speaker 1: I don't like drama, or I'm looking for my partner
Speaker 1: in crime. I hate that. Say, yeah, it's it's as
Speaker 1: bad as live laugh, love on your on your wall,
Speaker 1: and why crime? Why can't you be partner in love?
Speaker 1: Why does it have to be a bad thing? Exactly?
Speaker 1: Number five is long rants about the type of person
Speaker 1: you don't want to date. It's more attractive if you're
Speaker 1: positive and focus on the things you do want somebody,
Speaker 1: rather than listing off all the negatives. Yeah, if you're positive,
Speaker 1: you get positive things bad. Look at that number four
Speaker 1: photos where you're flipping off the camera. Oh, is that common?
Speaker 1: There's actually a lot of those. Yeah, it's like most
Speaker 1: people like sarcasm, right, Yeah, apparently it's common because people
Speaker 1: think they look fun or cool. But experts say it's
Speaker 1: like you're flipping off all your potential matches. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: why would you do that? Number three is anyone who
Speaker 1: uses the line don't waste my time if Yeah, it
Speaker 1: makes you sound irritated before anyone's even talked to. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: but it's a good warning sign for the other people.
Speaker 1: Number two is listing requirements that have to do with
Speaker 1: looks like height or weight, because even if someone does
Speaker 1: fit the requirements, being too superficial can be a turn off. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Why of the girls love giants. Everyone's like, must be
Speaker 1: six five, I must be six ft something. It's just true.
Speaker 1: Yeah you see you, dude, And yes, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: The shorter of the dude the heart, he's going to
Speaker 1: work for you. Letting you know right now. Probably you
Speaker 1: take all those short dudes. And finally, the number one
Speaker 1: biggest turn off on a dating profile is having no
Speaker 1: bio at all or a Russian body. They say it
Speaker 1: ruins your chances because people don't know what you have
Speaker 1: in common or how to even start a conversation with you. Yes,
Speaker 1: you're really canceling yourself out. I know this guy has
Speaker 1: a bio. You've probably seen it on plenty of shells.
Speaker 1: So many matches, so little time means the Laser Stories
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