Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and it's the
Speaker 1: radio segment that encourages you to make the vaccine experience
Speaker 1: a little more exciting by popping a Viagara ten minutes
Speaker 1: before your schedule. Department. Wow, that is going to be
Speaker 1: awkward or fun. I don't know if you haven't heard
Speaker 1: it before. Covin Sanity it's where we talk about some
Speaker 1: of the funniest and strangest news stories going on during
Speaker 1: the pandemic. See now Brook's coming around to it. The
Speaker 1: more she thinks about it, She's like, actually, I mean
Speaker 1: you're like, look, it's work. Yeah, let's get into covin Sanity.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys heard about this, but
Speaker 1: a volcano erupted in the Caribbean country of Saint Vincent recently,
Speaker 1: and the only people who were allowed to evacuate the
Speaker 1: island were the vaccinated people. That is making people stay.
Speaker 1: The other trees nearby were too afraid to take in
Speaker 1: people who haven't gotten their vaccines yet. I mean, at
Speaker 1: some point, you do like a risk analysis stay here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so if you haven't gotten your dose yet, watch out
Speaker 1: for the lava maybe five high grown. He got to
Speaker 1: find a boat. I can't believe they did that. Awful
Speaker 1: A few months ago, though, there was a guy in
Speaker 1: the UK that got busted for trying to get around
Speaker 1: quarantine rules by taking a dangerous five hour jet ski
Speaker 1: ride from Scotland to Wales. And he made that track
Speaker 1: because he wanted to see his girlfriend in the other country,
Speaker 1: because he wasn't allowed to go to the other count
Speaker 1: I wasn't allowed too, so took a jet ski over.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you have enough gas to make that happen.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's some backups in the back seat. I don't know.
Speaker 1: But he got in trouble for that and had to
Speaker 1: spend three days in jail. And now he might have
Speaker 1: gotten even worse news because once he got locked up,
Speaker 1: his girlfriend dumped him for having poor decision making skills.
Speaker 1: I mean, the jet ski makes it a little less sexy.
Speaker 1: I gotta say, like, it's like riding a moped for
Speaker 1: five hours to come whisk you away. It wasn't even his.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know how much trouble I got it
Speaker 1: with my dad for Barie. Yeah, he said it was
Speaker 1: worth it, and he said he would do it again.
Speaker 1: He'll do anything for love, even though he's never allowed
Speaker 1: back in Wales again. Yes, they banned him permanently from
Speaker 1: Wales for going to visit his girlfriend. I could see
Speaker 1: the trend of bad decision. He can't even see what
Speaker 1: he did wrong there. Meanwhile, police in India busted a
Speaker 1: mattress factory the other week. And how were they in violation? Well,
Speaker 1: instead of stuffing the mattresses with regular cotton, the owners
Speaker 1: were cutting corners by filling them with used COVID masks shut.
Speaker 1: Apparently they were just dumping tons of us masking the
Speaker 1: garbage dump by the mattress facility. So they just had
Speaker 1: a worker go out, grab them up and then stuff
Speaker 1: them into their mattresses. You know, But I'm all about reuse, reuse,
Speaker 1: reduced recycle. If there was some sort of sanitary situation
Speaker 1: between them going into the masters, I don't know. We
Speaker 1: advertise for a lot of mattresses on our show, and
Speaker 1: whatever mattress company that is, we do not. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: doing another edition of Finding the not so serious stories
Speaker 1: happening during the outbreak. And in some really really good news,
Speaker 1: Costco just announced they have a plan to finally bring
Speaker 1: back their free samples. Oh yes, that is the Sun
Speaker 1: things are turning. Those free samples. They say they're going
Speaker 1: to start installing plexiglass barriers with a little tiny hole
Speaker 1: at the bottom. Cool, so workers can push the same
Speaker 1: ample through the hole like a bank. Yeah, he think
Speaker 1: about how many hands are going to be all grabbing
Speaker 1: that little sample coming out. I still love it. There's
Speaker 1: gonna be injuries happening to make sure that I get
Speaker 1: a piece of hot pocket, and I'm still gonna act
Speaker 1: shocked like I always do, because it's always a sample
Speaker 1: you've had before. I'm like wood cheese and crackers. Yeah, yet,
Speaker 1: and then I buy eight pounds of artichokes. Y, what
Speaker 1: did I just do? Meanwhile, there was a COVID vaccine
Speaker 1: study done at the University of Oxford in the UK,
Speaker 1: and everybody's making a big deal about it because the
Speaker 1: study was conducted by Professor Snape. Harry Potter. Well, the
Speaker 1: guy's name was Professor Snape. That was like, I had
Speaker 1: a doctor and his name was doctor Watson. And then
Speaker 1: he moved. I'm like, no, I can't lose doctor Watson. Mystery.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. The university actually had to tweet out saying, quote,
Speaker 1: our Snape is a dark arts professor. He works mostly
Speaker 1: in pediatrics and vaccinology. He's also a lot friendlier. Signed
Speaker 1: Dean Dumbledore. Yeah, and we need to touch on this
Speaker 1: really quick. You may have heard of some people who
Speaker 1: got the vaccine and still ended up testing positive for COVID. Yes,
Speaker 1: get it supposed to be less hard on you. For example,
Speaker 1: in Michigan, the grand total so far is two hundred
Speaker 1: and forty six people. Okay, So when you run the numbers,
Speaker 1: that means ninety nine point nine nine percent of people
Speaker 1: fully vaccinated in Michigan have not gotten the virus. That's great.
Speaker 1: A success rate of ninety nine point nine nine or,
Speaker 1: as the Karens call it, unacceptable, Yes, unacceptable. This is
Speaker 1: so stupid. My ice Mahiato melted while I was waiting
Speaker 1: in line to get my does and you're saying it's
Speaker 1: not one hundred percent effective. How dare you though? We're
Speaker 1: just gonna finally deliver good dude. Okay, And so yeah,
Speaker 1: get your vaccine all right. And here's another good reason
Speaker 1: to get vaccinated. A new study found getting COVID increases
Speaker 1: your chances of getting erectile dysfunction by six hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's just up the mail vaccination rate. I
Speaker 1: can't smell, taste, or feel anything. Yeah, So if you're
Speaker 1: on the fence, don't do it for yourself. Guys, do
Speaker 1: it for the smallest member of your family. Yeah. Okay,
Speaker 1: he has no voice, speak for him. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: COVID sanity. You're feel good stories coming out of the
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