Speaker 1: Hey, fucker's what up? It's Christina Hutchinson and Karin Fisher.
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Speaker 1: the Anti Slasham Podcasts, and today we interview the co
Speaker 1: hosts of the No Need for Apologies podcast, as well
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Speaker 1: with a girl under your mom's dining room. That brings
Speaker 1: a whole new meaning to the term mama's boy. Let
Speaker 1: me explain. Can I explain so much calling to you
Speaker 1: to the stands, Well, you have to understand. Uh. When
Speaker 1: I had to move back home from living in New York,
Speaker 1: I was doing I did pretty bad, but girls still
Speaker 1: thought I was pretty interesting back in South Jersey. So
Speaker 1: my mom used to sleep really heavy, so you know,
Speaker 1: I'm in my early twenties. So like like I would
Speaker 1: give her like she'd be a little drunk from club
Speaker 1: and I pick up whatever. I look, baby, I go
Speaker 1: like ground rules at the screen door, like, look, you
Speaker 1: gotta be you gotta shut the funk up because my
Speaker 1: mama's sleep light sleeping the door open. So I got
Speaker 1: this little set up where the furthest part of the
Speaker 1: house from her room is not that you're the mother,
Speaker 1: so you get sounds out. So I'm like, look, you
Speaker 1: gotta stay that you're a scientist. Because girls, I'm like,
Speaker 1: don't bump your head trying to get on top. You
Speaker 1: gotta you gotta get low. We got we got the nest.
Speaker 1: It was like a nestle thing because you're sneaking, you're
Speaker 1: speaking your mama's carpet sucking some girl or don't take
Speaker 1: So you got to have a isn't linoleum. This is
Speaker 1: carpet down carpet. It's still kind of fancy. There's mirrors
Speaker 1: and you know there's flowers on top of the table.
Speaker 1: It's sort something down. Huh did you lay something down
Speaker 1: right on the carpet The carpet was nigger, I'm from
Speaker 1: the birds. Maybe that carpet was fresh, so you went
Speaker 1: on the carpet, you put you put her butt right
Speaker 1: on the carpet. Her bad, but no, like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: a gentleman. I got on the bottom. I'm like just
Speaker 1: gonna talk to you as I'm taking the food. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: but because dudes get on carpets, gonna be your because
Speaker 1: you gottaunderstand. I'm that's so funny with skid mark carpet.
Speaker 1: I'm just standing. I'm glad she considered me on a table.
Speaker 1: So you got to understand. So I'm like, I'll do
Speaker 1: most of it that since you already over most of
Speaker 1: it on the bottom because you gets on top and
Speaker 1: you know you just you move it. You got to realize, yes,
Speaker 1: you either move her or you like hold her up
Speaker 1: just like a little bit off the ground, a little
Speaker 1: bit like levitating. Yeah, it was in my car back
Speaker 1: in the ponty at Grand Prix. But then you know,
Speaker 1: so you know, as I age from the car to
Speaker 1: under that seems like like a plateau. But because I'm
Speaker 1: moving to anyway, we got both experiences in the table. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, moving inside my mom dining room that
Speaker 1: don't even didn't have a door, and I thought, right,
Speaker 1: isn't stands the way from the house. It seems more
Speaker 1: dangerous risk taker, because that's more that risk risk involved,
Speaker 1: if like it's going to be your mom saying your dick. Though,
Speaker 1: you know, first of all, you have to understand across
Speaker 1: the line. Because I first evolved you. I'm just now
Speaker 1: because that where her room was, was like we're getting
Speaker 1: a blueprint. He memorized, were you actually were you really
Speaker 1: looking at how psychotic dudes are? That's how psychotic dudes are. Yes,
Speaker 1: he came, Yes, he came and training on all these
Speaker 1: outside dangerous absolutely, because it was just so because the
Speaker 1: risk I'm like, yes, I'm just this girl is dope
Speaker 1: and she's just wild to do. It's exciting. Okay, this
Speaker 1: is risky. Yeah, yeah, so that's why you want to
Speaker 1: he was a long term that because it was interesting that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that you don't anyone who responds to your cat
Speaker 1: call you don't respect. So I was thinking I would
Speaker 1: apply the same thing to someone who at the table.
Speaker 1: No I know, but like, but like you know, you
Speaker 1: still had girlfriends in your twenties, did you, like? Maybe not,
Speaker 1: I'm finally a relationship now, I've been saying for eleven years.
Speaker 1: So eleven years to this nine months is great, But yeah,
Speaker 1: I was you were single for eleven years. For eleven years?
Speaker 1: No not. Now I'm going to bring up something that
Speaker 1: you don't want them to be. To bring up because
Speaker 1: I feel like you dated a colleague pretty like that
Speaker 1: we knew about and that what wasting eleven years ago?
Speaker 1: I wasn't in comedy eleven years ago? Well I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I don't think this person was either. All right, well
Speaker 1: we'll talk about it, all fair. I'm just confused. Maybe
Speaker 1: maybe she thought it was a relationship and then you did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's happened at I feel like, is that we
Speaker 1: get it ready been? That might have been the frequency Okay,
Speaker 1: she was on that frequency, I must have been on
Speaker 1: the one on the bottom. I always forget. Let's shut
Speaker 1: your letters. Think though I don't know who you like,
Speaker 1: and I've been with my girl for three years. There
Speaker 1: it's very helpful actually having so many more male friends
Speaker 1: than the average like thirty five year old woman, because
Speaker 1: I do get to see the business of giving advice
Speaker 1: to other women. Like someone tried to write us an
Speaker 1: email today saying to this, so when they fuck, like
Speaker 1: the guy will eat her asshole, buton't won't kiss her.
Speaker 1: And she was trying to make it like he had
Speaker 1: some emotional blockage, and I was like, bit, he doesn't
Speaker 1: like you, he doesn't have feelings for you. And it's
Speaker 1: so nice because like women try to overthink a lot
Speaker 1: of things. And so even though it's hurtful to my
Speaker 1: own feelings having male friends, sometimes I would prefer to
Speaker 1: have the correct information. Yeah, but you understand, like the
Speaker 1: wee thing is women take it personal when you understand,
Speaker 1: like that's how crazy men are. This man is willing
Speaker 1: to funk under his mom's table while she's sleep, like
Speaker 1: it's a relentless pursuit. Let's see. And we should also
Speaker 1: be able to say, maybe if I'm hiding from you know,
Speaker 1: someone's mom or their coffee table, this isn't a great move.
Speaker 1: It's just no. No. I think more women should do that.
Speaker 1: This is bad for the brands. Listen to how confident
Speaker 1: he is. There's a woman who can vouch holy contribute
Speaker 1: to that. You know, I feel like women should wear
Speaker 1: that as a badge of mine. I would say more
Speaker 1: was complicit in that, But you know, Tomato, Tomato pulling
Speaker 1: off something amazing in your twenties. I'm pretty I was
Speaker 1: pretty confident. Confidence is good, It's good. I feel like.
Speaker 1: I also feel like I've been celibate for a little
Speaker 1: over a year now and not not pursuing anything just
Speaker 1: because I need to figure my shoot out. But one
Speaker 1: thing I realized based off of like the advice we
Speaker 1: continue to get, or the questions we get asked, and
Speaker 1: just me thinking about old things. When a guy likes you,
Speaker 1: you know, like right away, pretty much like right like
Speaker 1: if I like a guy, Like when you're you're dating
Speaker 1: somebody now exclusively, So when you met this person, did
Speaker 1: it was it immediate click or did it take a second?
Speaker 1: It was? It was? It was it was a swipe
Speaker 1: hook up that started in l A. And I found
Speaker 1: out she lived in New York. So in l A,
Speaker 1: we was, you know, just hanging out, pretty single, and
Speaker 1: then in New York we started hanging out and I'm like, ship,
Speaker 1: you got the fields, yeah, but you you let her know, like, well,
Speaker 1: I get to like three years to get too because
Speaker 1: we did a lot of on and off going to
Speaker 1: her apartment all that. But she still got about girls
Speaker 1: I talked to right away. Things. I think women just
Speaker 1: kind of grow on you. You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like like guys right now, but it's yeah, and you
Speaker 1: can grow to genuine like ho, holy sh it, because
Speaker 1: you'll just find yourself all of a sudden. I'm just
Speaker 1: people who winds up married. It's just it's just whoever
Speaker 1: they get married, so not the best choice. Just whoever
Speaker 1: stuck around the longest. It's simpler than that. It's simpler.
Speaker 1: We did a lot of sex in and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, should just start buying breakfast And I'm like,
Speaker 1: you don't. My kids and I in my experience, buying
Speaker 1: things for guys doesn't always go well. For breakfast goes well, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not. It's like breakfast and things like that is that.
Speaker 1: Have you found out with New York guys? Yeah, guys
Speaker 1: that are from New York. Yeah, I mean ide like
Speaker 1: an East Coast you know person for sure, I didn't.
Speaker 1: It's when a guy wants to fuck you, you know what,
Speaker 1: like no, no, no, no, oh no. I'm talking more
Speaker 1: of like pursuits, like if a guy. Sometimes guys are
Speaker 1: like very heavily pursuing, right, but then other times they'll
Speaker 1: back off and like a lot of the emails we
Speaker 1: get where he just does he not give a funk anymore?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, if he, if he likes it, he
Speaker 1: wants to be with you, you would know. But maybe
Speaker 1: that's not true if a woman grows on. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: I know. Here's also of my personality also, like for
Speaker 1: me to actually like be with a woman, then there's
Speaker 1: certain roles that I need to be able to sell. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So if I'm not in a good place financially, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to take on a girlfriend. Yeah it's good
Speaker 1: that you were to take on, but you want to
Speaker 1: say what I'm saying that I'm not going to carry
Speaker 1: the burden significant other don't know. I will fuss one
Speaker 1: of my assets and extending portfolio but if I'm not
Speaker 1: in a in a situation on my way to disappear,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, because I also know the
Speaker 1: proper way to be a boyfriend. So it's like, if
Speaker 1: I can't do that, then you walked away from someone
Speaker 1: you really liked because you weren't financially ready. Everyone night Stand?
Speaker 1: Is that? For everyone? Night Stand? What's coming? Walk away
Speaker 1: from felt for a few apartments where I'm like, I
Speaker 1: gotta get she got six She's let me stop sucking
Speaker 1: this girl's life. Let me. I hope you like that
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