Speaker 1: Hi, I gotta tell you something right now, man, Oh,
Speaker 1: I think this little boy responds to pressure very well.
Speaker 1: You know how last week we were talking about the
Speaker 1: coach telling us that, you know, what's up with Rocco?
Speaker 1: How come he's not you know, he's not aggressive. We
Speaker 1: had a little chat with him, like, hey, Bud, you
Speaker 1: know you got to just be a little bit more aggressive.
Speaker 1: He's had practice since then, and you know, they played
Speaker 1: this weekend. The boy scored two goals. Let's gone. And
Speaker 1: not only two goals, but he was like pass and
Speaker 1: he was being a real leader, just like the coach
Speaker 1: asked him to be. I was very very very very impressed. Now,
Speaker 1: of course I didn't say shit to him, you know,
Speaker 1: but me and my wife are looking at you. My
Speaker 1: wife got emotional at the game. She was like, he's
Speaker 1: like a deer. He's like a deer, like sprinting for
Speaker 1: the ball, just bouncing, bounding, bung bung, bung bung. It
Speaker 1: was very exciting to see it. That's great. It sounds
Speaker 1: like he needed to be uh coached for lack of
Speaker 1: a better term. He needed someone to push him and
Speaker 1: it worked, and it absolutely worked. I was really impressed
Speaker 1: and I couldn't. I couldn't believe. Like part of me
Speaker 1: was like, you know, as a parent, you're always hoping
Speaker 1: your kid is athletic in some ways and you know,
Speaker 1: wants to get out and do the sports thing. He's
Speaker 1: excelling in it. And I didn't think he would, you know.
Speaker 1: I thought he'd be like, I don't want to do
Speaker 1: this anymore. I'd rather play video games. But no, he
Speaker 1: literally enjoys competition. So it's it's it's really awesome to
Speaker 1: see for me. Jowell, how is your party at the beach?
Speaker 1: It was following your Insta stories, it looked like you
Speaker 1: had a rader at the beach. Someone's come out of
Speaker 1: their COVIDD hole in the car with all her friends music,
Speaker 1: all of that stories. Oh thank you. It was day
Speaker 1: and she was like, she wanted to go to the
Speaker 1: beach in Malibu. So we did and it was it
Speaker 1: was my first post COVID outing. I felt really safe
Speaker 1: the restaurant and sort of distance everybody. Um. I got
Speaker 1: to stare at the ocean, which is like one of
Speaker 1: my favorite things. It was very lovely and of course
Speaker 1: kar karaoke, which can you never get enough of that?
Speaker 1: I missed the beach. I'm really excited to I was
Speaker 1: daydream about going this weekend but it never happened. But
Speaker 1: I'm really excited to go back to the beach. Thanks
Speaker 1: for starting to open up again. It's weird. Yeah, it's bizarre,
Speaker 1: it's happening. I'm having I feel like I'm one of
Speaker 1: those people that's having a little of agoraphobia. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I did my toe out, like I went to like
Speaker 1: the framer, and then like doing like a couple of
Speaker 1: little things. But I don't know, I'm still like racing
Speaker 1: right back to my house and hiding. But it's it's
Speaker 1: it's all right. Listen, here's the thing. Everybody's gonna have
Speaker 1: a little bit of uneasy nerves about going out. We've
Speaker 1: been in the house for a year and a half.
Speaker 1: A year and a half, that's you know, for some
Speaker 1: of us, should say some of us Florida, Georgia different story.
Speaker 1: But here in California, we've been in the house pretty
Speaker 1: much for a year and a half and we still
Speaker 1: haven't you know, our masks are still on here until
Speaker 1: June fifteenth, and so to go out and experience life again,
Speaker 1: it's a little scary. I'm not gonna lie. You take
Speaker 1: off your mask, you feel naked. You know. I do
Speaker 1: have a really weird experience when I'm out and i'm
Speaker 1: I'm fully vaccinated, so you know, according to the rules,
Speaker 1: I can be out and about without my mask on.
Speaker 1: But then I feel like people are looking at me.
Speaker 1: Like not in a store or anything, but when you're
Speaker 1: walking on the sidewalk people I don't want to think.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It just hasn't like it hasn't translated. Zach.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, but you're Zach Braff.
Speaker 1: So if they're looking at you, they're like, holy shit,
Speaker 1: Zach Braff. No, no, no, Well maybe I know. That's
Speaker 1: not how I perceived it. I perceived it as like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is that guy have his mask off for? No? No, no, no, no, no, Like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, I just came out for the first time,
Speaker 1: and who do I see, Zach Braff. Did you guys
Speaker 1: watch my episode of Solos yet? No? I have not yet.
Speaker 1: Attention three knows, audience three knows from my close friends. Yeah, listen,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Man, here's thirty minutes for the record. Okay,
Speaker 1: but look here's the thing. Everybody is so fucking busy
Speaker 1: right now, everybody. And it's not that we hate, we're
Speaker 1: hating on you. Oh you should watch the thirty minute
Speaker 1: anything on TV that so far, nothing that I gave
Speaker 1: my I could be like, yeah, not that I could
Speaker 1: be like, Yo, I've got to sit down and I
Speaker 1: got to focus on this because I want to freaking
Speaker 1: put one hundred audience members who were probably better friends
Speaker 1: than these three. Please check it out if you have
Speaker 1: Amazon Prime. It's called Solos. It's an anthology series kind
Speaker 1: of like Black Mirror, where everyone's different, um, but they
Speaker 1: all tell like a really cool little story and they're
Speaker 1: all for the most part, one actor in a room
Speaker 1: and mine was Anne Hathaway. And they liked it so
Speaker 1: much they made it the first one. And I think
Speaker 1: it's really cool and i'd love you to see it.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I can't wait to see it. Actually, I'm
Speaker 1: very excited you'll like it. Dude. It's up your alley.
Speaker 1: It's very sci fi. I saw the time travel thing too.
Speaker 1: Do you want to see a picture of off my
Speaker 1: phone from another top secret project I'm working on? Motherfucker, dude,
Speaker 1: you might have to bleep something, Daniel. If someone responds
Speaker 1: inappropriately because this is super top secret, but I just
Speaker 1: want it's ridiculous, is the most ridiculous, And who's that next?
Speaker 1: Ready to bleep? Daniel, I'm gonna freaking shoke you out
Speaker 1: with a freaking knife. But that being said, let me
Speaker 1: show you this is last thing and then I'll move
Speaker 1: on since you guys don't watch my fucking shit anyway,
Speaker 1: this is this is me in the top secret project.
Speaker 1: I've never wanted to kill my best friend ever right now? Oh,
Speaker 1: I love you? Maybe maybe then maybe my next project
Speaker 1: that you guys will watch, maybe that one. I definitely
Speaker 1: will watch that anyway, Yo, did you guys know that?
Speaker 1: In two thousand and four, NBC attempted to make a
Speaker 1: deal with the Learning Channel to show reruns of our
Speaker 1: show Scrubs, but the deal fell through. Did you know that?
Speaker 1: Do you know why? Why? Because TLC didn't want no Scrubs? Hello,
Speaker 1: stuff you had that. I'm making this movie with ten
Speaker 1: kids and there's a lot of dad jokes flying around,
Speaker 1: and so many of them are so cringeing. How are you, Zachary,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay. I'm working hard
Speaker 1: and um I love it. I love the jobs I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I'm really happy to be at working, and the sun
Speaker 1: is out it's beautiful in Los Angeles, so I can't complain.
Speaker 1: I don't have the right to complain about anything. Okay,
Speaker 1: it is tough, man, It's tough out there in these streets.
Speaker 1: It is hard out in the streets right now. Like
Speaker 1: I was. You know, I get it, man, you're working
Speaker 1: real hard. I bet you want to day off to yourself,
Speaker 1: or at least a week off or something. I'm not complaining.
Speaker 1: I'm not complaining. I know you're not complaining, but I know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a little tired, a little tired. I've been. I've been,
Speaker 1: I've been. I've been working weekends too. But I'm so
Speaker 1: happy to to to really. You know, I realized how
Speaker 1: lucky I feel whenever we get to do what we do.
Speaker 1: You know, there's so much even without the pandemic, which
Speaker 1: of course is a giant exclamation point on this thought,
Speaker 1: but there's so much downtime. When you're a creative person
Speaker 1: who's basically freelance. You know, you're you're trying to get
Speaker 1: the job. You're if it's something you created, you're selling it,
Speaker 1: you're crossing your fingers, you're lighting a candle, You're you're
Speaker 1: you're in a state of anxiety as you try and
Speaker 1: launch your things, so whenever you get to do them,
Speaker 1: it's so I just feel so lucky. So that's how
Speaker 1: I hear you. I heard you know. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: say any names, but somebody said to me, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: so excited to have a month to myself, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't think I've had a month to
Speaker 1: myself since the podcast started. Like literally, we started this
Speaker 1: podcast and shit just started popping off and jumping off.
Speaker 1: And you know what's it been a pop off and
Speaker 1: a jump off. We pop off is when you get
Speaker 1: brawl you like, you know, I'm a freaking do this,
Speaker 1: and jump off is like this, this the jump off
Speaker 1: is the platform that it happened at, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. So when you pop off, you're like, you
Speaker 1: know you're in you know you're going hard at it.
Speaker 1: But when you the jump off, when it's the jump off,
Speaker 1: this is the platform that is started. And this, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be honest with you, man, Fake Doctor's Real Friends
Speaker 1: was the jump off man for real. For a lot
Speaker 1: of a lot of things, these last this last year
Speaker 1: and a half. So I just want to shout out
Speaker 1: fake doctors with real friends with dad. I'm gonna bosh
Speaker 1: vinin about sure we made That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. Um, there's been a request, Daniel, Dannel.
Speaker 1: We need to I need you to. I know this
Speaker 1: is probably the last thing on your mind, but we
Speaker 1: need to update the soundboard with some more stuff. Okay,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm playing You're a DJ. I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm playing yesterday's hits and I need to load
Speaker 1: it with some the equivalent of what the hot songs
Speaker 1: are today do Alipa and Olivia Rodrigo and whatever it is? Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: There's a couple of things to gas for over the
Speaker 1: past couple of weeks that I have us say. I
Speaker 1: need you to come over or at least teach me
Speaker 1: how to update these because some people don't want to
Speaker 1: hear a fuck sake to stop talking about your willie,
Speaker 1: that's the one. We haven't stopped talking about our willies
Speaker 1: as much, so I don't I don't know, you know
Speaker 1: for ever can't go away. Let's try and let we
Speaker 1: need a Joel one in there. You know do or
Speaker 1: do not? Can't go away, there is no try or
Speaker 1: do not? There is no try. All right, let's get
Speaker 1: into this episode four twenty one. Um, I laughed a lot,
Speaker 1: so did I. Very good cold open. You know, the
Speaker 1: cold open, for those of you who don't know, is
Speaker 1: the thing that opens the show before the before the credits,
Speaker 1: and you know it's meant to grab you and how
Speaker 1: do you make sure you pay attention and don't change
Speaker 1: the channel back in the old days, But it's it was.
Speaker 1: That cold open is packed with some very very funny stuff.
Speaker 1: The slow motion run in and we don't know why
Speaker 1: you're running in? That was right, you dodging people. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say something, and I might this might be a
Speaker 1: little controversial, controversial, but we did that. We did the
Speaker 1: sweating thing before Key and Peel did they kind of
Speaker 1: bit that off of us. Well, we didn't invent that,
Speaker 1: but we we did it a bunch of times on
Speaker 1: this show. When when did you see it before this?
Speaker 1: I don't think the hiding a little pipe. That airplane
Speaker 1: they did it an airplane. That's one place. Okay, well
Speaker 1: the airplane did it first. But it was funny when
Speaker 1: we did a second so you're a bier by the
Speaker 1: way I had when I was around Jack's age. Jack
Speaker 1: is getting stitches and he's not restrained in any way.
Speaker 1: Maybe they do. Maybe they do it that way. Now
Speaker 1: you have kids, I don't know if they've had stitches
Speaker 1: in their head. But when I was a child in
Speaker 1: the late seventies, I had to get stitches, and one
Speaker 1: of my earliest memories in my chin I still have
Speaker 1: the scar, was being strapped to this backboard and my
Speaker 1: head being strapped, and my mom was so upset about it,
Speaker 1: but that was what they want. Obviously, they don't want
Speaker 1: the child to move in any way. And so I
Speaker 1: was using this is just sitting here getting stitches in
Speaker 1: his eye and no one's like restrained him in any way.
Speaker 1: Were you going crazy when when they did it? Were
Speaker 1: you like, yo? I'm sure I was crying and upset
Speaker 1: because I was really little, but I remember it's you know,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know if you you know, when
Speaker 1: you're that age, there's very just flashes of little memories,
Speaker 1: and one of mine is being because obviously it was
Speaker 1: traumatic being strapped down to this board so they could
Speaker 1: stitch my chin. What about everyone's holding their breath and
Speaker 1: the Toddy the Todd forgot to breathe again starting CPR
Speaker 1: like this has happened. We've obviously done CPR on Todd
Speaker 1: multiple times. I laughed very hard at that. Todd has
Speaker 1: um Todd has some funny ass lines in this. Here's
Speaker 1: some other stuff. I had no clue that j D
Speaker 1: and Turk. I mean, I remember us going on adventures,
Speaker 1: but we went We've gone on some really really silly adventures, dude,
Speaker 1: Like first of all, us with the US with the
Speaker 1: alarm clock is freaking ridiculous, ridiculous, And of course on
Speaker 1: Scrubs Wiki they realized it and said, our math doesn't
Speaker 1: work out. Well, I know, hey, Trevor, sorry, I know,
Speaker 1: but I mean you'd think if you're gonna do a
Speaker 1: joke that elaborate about time, you'd really quadruple quinn tuple
Speaker 1: trek check it to make sure that the time is right.
Speaker 1: And apparently it's not. I mean, that's a lot of math.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. Well, I mean, but
Speaker 1: if you wrote the fucking joke, like, come on, get
Speaker 1: the math right, the math apparently is not right. What
Speaker 1: about Sorry, before you get to that that, I've really
Speaker 1: laughed at the guy with the erection. There's a guy.
Speaker 1: So if there's a guy who's in the waiting room
Speaker 1: because he's taken um whatever, one of those drugs. Oh hi, sweetie,
Speaker 1: we have a wilder appearance. Um, go ahead, he's taken.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna she's heard about, she's heard about, she's never
Speaker 1: heard about. Well, I'm gonna. I'm gonna now have to
Speaker 1: say it in a creative way. He's he's taken medication
Speaker 1: that leaves his his special area. Um, that's a little dang. Listen,
Speaker 1: how am I just to do this? Then asked her
Speaker 1: to leave? Why real quick? Okay, thank you. He's taken
Speaker 1: viagra or something like it to keep his penis hard,
Speaker 1: but it's lasted more than four hours, so he's gone
Speaker 1: to see treatment. Why are you cracking up? So it's funny?
Speaker 1: Why are you like? I don't know how to I
Speaker 1: was trying to tipto around how to say it with
Speaker 1: her in the room. I don't I don't know how
Speaker 1: to say it with her in the room. And so
Speaker 1: you can tell that the joke was that he was
Speaker 1: going to put a baseball at on his lap and
Speaker 1: then stand up and it would be dangling, which is funny,
Speaker 1: but they cut around it. You noticed that, Like clearly
Speaker 1: the networks were like, no, there's no way, because it
Speaker 1: would have been very funny to see said, uh joke,
Speaker 1: but right, the hat, the hat just hang it there,
Speaker 1: he sits up and you kind of see it for
Speaker 1: a split second, but then no, no, that would have
Speaker 1: been so funny. But clearly the network was like, no,
Speaker 1: you're not doing that joke. Okay, um, are you in
Speaker 1: the top hat doing your your your happy face. That's
Speaker 1: very funny. I laughed at that too. I want to
Speaker 1: go that's the most ridiculous hat I've ever seen and
Speaker 1: I must have it. Yeah, and then we go for
Speaker 1: a ride. Now, this scooter ride is hilarious. This falls
Speaker 1: into one of those categories. I'm giving Turka ride on
Speaker 1: on Sasha to get him because we've gotten the time wrong.
Speaker 1: He's going to meet Carla because they're on a break,
Speaker 1: I guess. And they're not on a break if they're
Speaker 1: not on a can't be married and on a break
Speaker 1: that doesn't exist, they're not on a you can like
Speaker 1: friends style break where you can hook up with other people.
Speaker 1: Although we'll get that work out for Ross, right, um,
Speaker 1: but anyway, they're on a break, or they're on a
Speaker 1: they're on a time out. She's living where somewhere at
Speaker 1: Eliot's house. At Elliott's house. And so you're riding on
Speaker 1: the scooter, right, Okay, that's within reason. We're in our pajamas, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's within And then we get then we get stuck
Speaker 1: in a hedge trying to take a shortcut, and and
Speaker 1: you go, I know, and I go, and I know.
Speaker 1: First of all, I go, um, you go take a
Speaker 1: right shortcut. I go, you got a player. And then
Speaker 1: we go through the hedge, and you go, wow, that
Speaker 1: hedge was thick. That hedge was thick. And then it
Speaker 1: cuts to me. I'm literally lodged and stuck in the hedge,
Speaker 1: and I go, oh, really, turk wasn't a thick bush,
Speaker 1: because there's berries in my ass? Right. And then here's
Speaker 1: one of those things that falls into not a fantasy,
Speaker 1: but it is a fantasy. I basically mowed down the
Speaker 1: motorcycle gang that's mad at you for tipping over the motorcycle.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing like a hedge puncho. Right, I have no
Speaker 1: idea what this thing is. It's a hedge garment that's
Speaker 1: been fitted to me and it's not a fantasy. No.
Speaker 1: And then not only that, then we get to the
Speaker 1: we get to the diner, because I guess that's where
Speaker 1: their meeting is. At a diner. It's not a restaurant.
Speaker 1: It's a diner for breakfast, right, and JD sitting at
Speaker 1: the table with the bikers. Yeah, And are we trying
Speaker 1: to say all bikers are dumb? Well, I think these
Speaker 1: particular bikers were not that bright. And I'm the joke.
Speaker 1: I appears to be that I'm giving them an etiquette
Speaker 1: lesson in how to and how to be at a
Speaker 1: restaurant with their with their manners. But he's like, he's
Speaker 1: like Chainsaw was thirsty, Chainsaw thirsty, Sorry his name wasn't
Speaker 1: Chainsaw's war lord? I think war lord still the same shit.
Speaker 1: And he goes, war Lord, I got warlord, I told
Speaker 1: you to sip it, and he goes, war lord, I
Speaker 1: go use your words, And then I remember improving this
Speaker 1: like a napkin on your lap. Satan's valet. I don't
Speaker 1: know where Satan's valet came from, but that's a very
Speaker 1: odd biker name too. I'm just gonna be honest, he
Speaker 1: was Satan's valet. But what about when you go, um,
Speaker 1: when you're trying to smooth talk Carldon, you go and
Speaker 1: I thought maybe we could have relations of an intimate nature.
Speaker 1: And then she goes, how can I trust you if
Speaker 1: I can't trust you? Some shit like that, and like,
Speaker 1: my head hurts. I looked at this, I was like,
Speaker 1: I remembered these lines. I can't believe I was. I
Speaker 1: had the same reaction, dude, whenever you have an intricate line,
Speaker 1: I'm like, how did Donald do that? That must have
Speaker 1: taken a lot of takes, right, same shit. I was like, Wow,
Speaker 1: the fact that this is a one er and I'm
Speaker 1: remembering this is amazing to me right now. Maybe you
Speaker 1: thought of it like a lyric because it did have
Speaker 1: the vibe of a lyric. Maybe I don't know. Um,
Speaker 1: oh my god. What about when um, when someone says, well,
Speaker 1: Elliott says, what's it like to have an erection for
Speaker 1: nine hours? And Todd goes, asked me in twenty minutes
Speaker 1: and cox Um cox Um says, uh, you know, makes
Speaker 1: every male in the cafeteria admit that they've tried viagra
Speaker 1: for recreational purposes. We should get into this conversation. This
Speaker 1: is a conversation you had. Have you tried it for recreation?
Speaker 1: I think everybody has tried viagra. If you're a male,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you were like, let's the other one,
Speaker 1: or I'm sure, yeah, whatever it is. I remember one
Speaker 1: of your buddies. This is back when I was single.
Speaker 1: I remember him being like, I bought you a gift
Speaker 1: because he used to hang out on set all the
Speaker 1: time and come kick it with us. And I remember
Speaker 1: opening the opening the gift and it was a little
Speaker 1: viagra pill and then a sample. Yeah, it was like one.
Speaker 1: It was just like the pill itself. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. It was just the pill itself on top
Speaker 1: of not tissue, but you know that phone that they
Speaker 1: have for it and everything like that. And he was
Speaker 1: a note and it was like, don't drink with this
Speaker 1: because apparently if you drink with these boner pills, it
Speaker 1: doesn't work. So did it work for you? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: It wasn't for four hours, but oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 1: they worked. My doctor, my actual doctor, was like he
Speaker 1: was he was retired now, but he'd be like, you
Speaker 1: wanted samples? What do you need? What do you need? Samples?
Speaker 1: Of and he was I always thought he was joking.
Speaker 1: And then one time he was like, here, take this,
Speaker 1: and it was one of them, and he drew like
Speaker 1: a smiley face on it, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know if this is ethically correct, but yes, I
Speaker 1: will try it, and then for sure worked. I'm glad
Speaker 1: it exists though. You know, it allows men to I mean,
Speaker 1: for just fun aside. It allows men to be able
Speaker 1: to have sex way longer into their years. And I
Speaker 1: remember my dad once someone my stepmother was flirting with him,
Speaker 1: and in front of everyone, he goes, ooh, might be
Speaker 1: a blue pill night way word, you know. So I'm
Speaker 1: happy that, uh, but that that someone invented those pills. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because eventually I'm gonna need him. Anyway, this guy is
Speaker 1: not happy because he can't make his boner go away, no,
Speaker 1: which I imagine sucks. But the fact that Elliott held
Speaker 1: out for so long without laughing at it, well, by
Speaker 1: the way, Todd goes, Todd comes out of the room
Speaker 1: and Todd goes, he wouldn't even let me see it.
Speaker 1: Todd just wanted to see his boner and um, and
Speaker 1: then who is it Kelsea? Who goes, um, we might
Speaker 1: have to do a procedure to remove the woodiness. Right. No,
Speaker 1: but what he's like that comes out laughing. That guy's
Speaker 1: like a sun dial in there. By the way, the
Speaker 1: noise that Sarah is making when she's trying not to
Speaker 1: laugh is the same noise that we would always do
Speaker 1: to her to make her laugh, which she's like, Oh,
Speaker 1: did you hear her call the penis a slinky du
Speaker 1: slinky dow? She calls the penises slinkydws schwing schwans slinky news. Oh.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we've ever talked about this on
Speaker 1: the show, but I think this is where molbut came from.
Speaker 1: I've got a mold on my butt because she says
Speaker 1: that she has a because she's trying to make the
Speaker 1: patient feel better, and she has a very elaborate story,
Speaker 1: Sarah slash Elliott's story about how her she had to
Speaker 1: run out of the bathroom on roller skates and everyone
Speaker 1: saw the mole on her butt, and that's how she
Speaker 1: got the name mobut. Yeah, it comes from there, and
Speaker 1: it but it pays. I think it's seasons later that
Speaker 1: it pays dividends. Let's take a break. We'll be right
Speaker 1: back after these fine words I hated this bit about
Speaker 1: me kissing Carla. I really hated it. Why I hated
Speaker 1: it when we were doing it, and I hate because
Speaker 1: it just felt such I mean, you can't I can't
Speaker 1: blame it on alcohol. It just feels so unforgivable. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people everyone listening probably has
Speaker 1: something they did wasted that they regret and they cringe
Speaker 1: at and they wish they could go back in time.
Speaker 1: But and I know there's no tongue and every I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just hated it. Yeah, you know that's
Speaker 1: the thing I would have. I would kill myself. Well
Speaker 1: I wouldn't kill my excuse me, I wouldn't kill myself.
Speaker 1: But I don't think I could get would be able
Speaker 1: to get over kissing your wife, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like even if it was a tap kiss, like even
Speaker 1: if it was like if it was a lip lock,
Speaker 1: the way Carla and j D do it, I love
Speaker 1: how than they're trying to paint like, but it was
Speaker 1: your lip on top of my li was it just pursed?
Speaker 1: I feel like your lip was It wasn't tongue, but
Speaker 1: your lip was on top of my other lip, which
Speaker 1: I mean your lips were slightly apart. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I could if it happened to me, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I could get over it. You and
Speaker 1: Casey kissed, I'd be I'd be pretty pissed off. Of course,
Speaker 1: of course, I don't know how you recover from it,
Speaker 1: and I just I don't know. I guess, I guess.
Speaker 1: I'm so invested in these characters this many years later
Speaker 1: that I was just so mad at JD, Like, okay,
Speaker 1: so your shit face, but like, don't put yourself in
Speaker 1: that situation. Why are you guys on a couch together
Speaker 1: shit faced? I don't know, I just hate it made
Speaker 1: me upset. Maybe I'm being ridiculous, but yeah, and like
Speaker 1: I don't I mean, I don't know. I had an
Speaker 1: issue with it. But what I didn't have an issue
Speaker 1: with is you giving me the nickname Turkey Turkey Turkey
Speaker 1: Turkey Trust Trust. Maybe he really didn't think that one out,
Speaker 1: but he just wanted he wanted to wear the hat,
Speaker 1: he wanted to wear the top hat, and he was
Speaker 1: trying to do his best job. Also, I feel like, uh,
Speaker 1: Carla instigated the kiss too, just putting it out there,
Speaker 1: keeping it one hundred that better Casey feels like Casey.
Speaker 1: Casey was like, yo, she instigated that. She started that.
Speaker 1: She kept looking at me like mmmmm uh like uh
Speaker 1: she did you dirty? Like like like like I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm really Turk. She was like, uh, look at I mean, like,
Speaker 1: that's not Zack's fault, that's her fault. It's funny when
Speaker 1: it's funny that my reaction to things, when it's like
Speaker 1: betrayal of you, even like the character that I get
Speaker 1: so like cringey about it, like I would never do
Speaker 1: that to Turk, just like I feel like it's real life,
Speaker 1: like I would never do that to Donald. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: mean when we look at this now, I think we
Speaker 1: both kind of a definitely at this point, we definitely
Speaker 1: see ourselves in our in our character and the characters
Speaker 1: that we play, you know, and so to see that
Speaker 1: type of thing between the two, it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: there's other forms of betrayal all that are acceptable. I
Speaker 1: don't know that this is acceptable. No, no, but it
Speaker 1: could have been a whole lot worse, you know. I
Speaker 1: mean yeah, because because the real talk, if you're that
Speaker 1: drunk that you start kissing, you never know, like who's
Speaker 1: going to stop it? Right? Drew, Well, we should have
Speaker 1: someone on that fucked their best friend's wife. Oh my god, goodness,
Speaker 1: are we Jerry Springer? Is that what's happening? I would
Speaker 1: love for that to happen. I would love to I
Speaker 1: would love to be like you father you are. I
Speaker 1: would love to also unity tests? Can we do eternity
Speaker 1: tests here? On fake Doctor's Real? What about this whole
Speaker 1: elaborate thing that's so random out of nowhere? But the
Speaker 1: messenger monkey who's in a bellhop costume that has the
Speaker 1: has the secret written on his pad and he's running.
Speaker 1: He's running to tell but I've closed the window, and
Speaker 1: for some reason, the score is Caribbean Island mus It
Speaker 1: was a really wild mishmash. How about the janitor taking
Speaker 1: pictures of a little girl at the park. That was
Speaker 1: kind of creepy that it wasn't that a little creepy? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's weird. Why is the janitor? The janitor storyline was
Speaker 1: kind of funny how he's constantly he's sabotaging. He's not sabotaging,
Speaker 1: he's just showing. Look, as parents, that is the scariest
Speaker 1: thing ever. Your kid getting hurt, that is so scary,
Speaker 1: and you try everything you possibly can to stop that
Speaker 1: from happening, you know, and eventually it's gonna happen in
Speaker 1: some way when you're in the playground, right or in
Speaker 1: this scenario, Cox in the playground, Jordan's mad at him
Speaker 1: because he's being he's letting, he's doing crazy things. But
Speaker 1: with your kids, for example, when they're like on a
Speaker 1: jungle gym playground situation, do you I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: Rock was a little bit old for that now or
Speaker 1: maybe not, I don't know, But are you like cringing
Speaker 1: the whole time? Like are you watching them or able
Speaker 1: to sit back and be like, Okay, they're not gonna
Speaker 1: get hurt. What do you do? It's tough. You know,
Speaker 1: you definitely helicopter over your kids and try to protect them.
Speaker 1: I know I do. Casey's you want to talk about helicopters,
Speaker 1: My wife is a matter of fact. Let me just
Speaker 1: go get a real quick you want to real answer.
Speaker 1: Here's a good one. Oh, Casey parenting segment excited Casey
Speaker 1: parenting segment, just in time. So the first conversation is
Speaker 1: kids at the jungle gym and how we helicopter how
Speaker 1: like kids getting hurt and stuff like that, and how
Speaker 1: do you prepare yourself? And Casey Cobb, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: that's your standing ovation Hey, in this episode, Casey as
Speaker 1: you know because you saw there's like an argument between
Speaker 1: the parents about like, you know, how protective to be
Speaker 1: over their son and he ends up getting stitches. And
Speaker 1: I was just asking Donald, how do you how do
Speaker 1: you do that? Like Donald said, you guys are super
Speaker 1: helicoptery like, but what's it like when you're like you
Speaker 1: want them to have fun, but you're like afraid that
Speaker 1: they're gonna hurt themselves. Oh? I mean, I'm I've gotten
Speaker 1: better over the years. I have to say. There was stomp.
Speaker 1: You know, I had an I had a babysitter one
Speaker 1: time tell me I needed to find God WHOA because
Speaker 1: I was. She was like, you need Jesus, you need
Speaker 1: God because you're so worried and paranoid. You need to
Speaker 1: just go pray. And so I've I've gotten a lot better. Um.
Speaker 1: You know, Donald likes to rag on me all the time,
Speaker 1: but when we're at the park together or if we're
Speaker 1: anywhere together, he's the super helicopter And I'm not did
Speaker 1: you tell and do you see other parents that are
Speaker 1: just kind of letting their kids do whatever and like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: you don't let them do whatever. Listen to them running
Speaker 1: up parents, Oh, because when you watch the kids and that,
Speaker 1: when we're in the house and the kids are jumping around,
Speaker 1: you're like, no, no, you're gonna hurt you. Oh please
Speaker 1: nod you know what it's you know. I do see
Speaker 1: other parents letting their kids do that, But I also
Speaker 1: see those same kids falling and busting their ass and
Speaker 1: hitting their heads on the concrete and their parents were like,
Speaker 1: you're okay, and I'm like, yeah, that's the kid thing now,
Speaker 1: the kids cross eyed and ship. Yeah. I tell these
Speaker 1: kids all the time when they want to go do
Speaker 1: stupid crap, like without a helmet or anything, I tell them.
Speaker 1: I remind them. I'm like, listen, I had my insights
Speaker 1: pulled out and put on a table so you could
Speaker 1: come out of my stomach to protect this head of yours. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you go out and fuck it up
Speaker 1: on a Playim kidding me. My dad wouldn't let us wrestle.
Speaker 1: Whenever we tried to wrestle. My dad had the story
Speaker 1: of somebody who knew and the kids were wrestling and
Speaker 1: then one of them became a paraplegic, and and and
Speaker 1: obviously he was worried and understandable that that that that
Speaker 1: that tragedy had happened to somebody knew. But like we
Speaker 1: we were he would shut down like horse playing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like that too, you know. It's just I don't know.
Speaker 1: They're they're going to get hurt on their own so
Speaker 1: many times if I'd rather not be when I'm standing
Speaker 1: there and I could have prevented it. That's just my
Speaker 1: whole thing, you know. So who's more helicopter you were? Donald?
Speaker 1: I mean, we both are. But I will say, as
Speaker 1: far as panic goes, fight or flight, I'm the fighter.
Speaker 1: He's the flight. Wait, I don't run from the stuff,
Speaker 1: get out of here. Well you don't run, but you panic.
Speaker 1: Don't panic, babe? Did you tell them? I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: you do. He panics to the doctor. He's called and
Speaker 1: hung up on our pediatrician at three in the morning
Speaker 1: because I've yelled at him. I'm like, it's three in
Speaker 1: the morning. You can't call this guy. You call the
Speaker 1: pediatrician at three in the morning. Yeah, and you're my
Speaker 1: kids hurt? We call him call? Is that simple? Pick up?
Speaker 1: Only panic one time. One time, I'll tell you the story.
Speaker 1: This is actually fink. Can I tell the story? So
Speaker 1: I didn't know this. You know, you think pink guy
Speaker 1: is just you know, you get it from you know what,
Speaker 1: asked munch asked munching Sally. At least that's what Donal
Speaker 1: Donald's always sent me that I don't. All right, slow down.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that pink eye came from eating ass
Speaker 1: or analingus as they said. I didn't know that either
Speaker 1: until Donald told me one time when we saw someone
Speaker 1: an adult with pink eye. He was like, Oh, that
Speaker 1: guy eats a lot of ass. So for years is
Speaker 1: asking in your eye? Well, come on, man, all you
Speaker 1: need is a freaking little dud. Why wouldn't you get
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you get? I can understand if you got,
Speaker 1: why is the dude? You never looked into the eye
Speaker 1: of the cyclops caught a breeze. Oh my god, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. For years, for ten years, that's how I
Speaker 1: thought pink eye happened. Well, then our kid, Rocco, he's sick.
Speaker 1: He had a lot of respiratory like sinus infections and
Speaker 1: allergies and stuff when he was little, and it was
Speaker 1: three in the morning. I went to go check on
Speaker 1: him because he had been coughing all night and I'm
Speaker 1: looking at him and I see how this white, crusty
Speaker 1: crap all on his eyes and I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, what is this? And it looked like he
Speaker 1: had just been crying it well, Donald, that's night that
Speaker 1: Donald calls and hangs up on the pediatrician because I
Speaker 1: tell him as three am, and he's like, I'm just
Speaker 1: freaking out. I'm freaking out. I saw this on Ray
Speaker 1: and Ray that's how Ray Charles went blind. Man, he
Speaker 1: had the crust on his eyes. So Donald thought the
Speaker 1: kid was going blind. The pediatrician calls back and it's like,
Speaker 1: who's this? Who hung up on me? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Donald's on the phone like freaking out, saying, I think
Speaker 1: he's going blind. He has all this white stuff oozing
Speaker 1: out of his eyes like, and the doctor's like, has
Speaker 1: he eaten any ass? Yes, he say, keep him off
Speaker 1: the ass. He's got pink eye wash your toys. Ever
Speaker 1: since then we were a helicopter parents. So that sums
Speaker 1: us up, all right. We gotta get back to the show.
Speaker 1: We love you, Thank you for them. Come on, mother,
Speaker 1: while you got to get up out of here. Oh
Speaker 1: we here in the counting, one get to three. These
Speaker 1: parents never get to three. They're like two point eight
Speaker 1: five nine seventy three, two point nine. Come on baby,
Speaker 1: say bye uncle Zach. Hey, what's Zach? Is he? Or
Speaker 1: what's Zach to you? Is he? Or what? Oh? Man?
Speaker 1: I was hoping she'd say fairy godfather, fairy godfather? Yeah
Speaker 1: you are? I love that little girl. Oh. She asked
Speaker 1: me today. She was like, is Zach an actress? I
Speaker 1: was like, yes, he is, Yes, he is my love,
Speaker 1: a little girl. I love you. Yeah. Um so what
Speaker 1: about Ted hanging upside down purple because he's trapped? Writers
Speaker 1: didn't have much of a joke here, was like someone
Speaker 1: was like, what if Ted's in one of those anti
Speaker 1: gravity things where you hang upside down? All right, let's
Speaker 1: go with that. But he's stuck okay, right, he's been
Speaker 1: stuck in there for a while like that Delver a day. Right?
Speaker 1: He missed the Gilmore Girls? Yeah, oh no, I missed
Speaker 1: the Gilmore Girls. Did you ever watch the Gilmore Girls?
Speaker 1: I have never seen an episode joke on Scrubs, and
Speaker 1: I've never seen an episode. I know that they all
Speaker 1: they know is that they talk really fast. That's all
Speaker 1: I know. I didn't aren't they redoing it or bringing
Speaker 1: it back in some way? They did another season on
Speaker 1: Netflix which was pretty great. H and a fun factor
Speaker 1: I learned about Gilmore Girls the other day is their
Speaker 1: scripts were like four times longer than the average script
Speaker 1: because of how much talking they're doing in this show. Really, So,
Speaker 1: like you guys talk about memorization problems, I would love
Speaker 1: to have either of those women on here to come
Speaker 1: talk about, like, how did you memorize those super thick
Speaker 1: scripts every single week? That's crazy? Got a giant water jug.
Speaker 1: I've always had this giant I've had this for like
Speaker 1: that's the one you had when you were in Atlanta. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I'm going nuts with this thing. Good. Good for you.
Speaker 1: We're talking about putting our own one out, guys, because
Speaker 1: our fans like merch and we've been slacking on the merch.
Speaker 1: So Joel is working on our own two leader drink
Speaker 1: it all in one day. Yeah, we're getting close, guys.
Speaker 1: You know, I got it. We're gonna have words on it,
Speaker 1: like you are deservant. I gotta I gotta tell you, man,
Speaker 1: it's it ain't easy but it makes it easy with
Speaker 1: the words of encouragement, and we got some really cool
Speaker 1: words of encouragement for you. Yeah, the problem is the peeing,
Speaker 1: but you get used to that, I guess. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: you do feel better, um, I feel you feel it
Speaker 1: helps you drop weight when you just drink that much water.
Speaker 1: Not only that, it also helps your yeah pooh. Also, Yeah,
Speaker 1: my nutritionist woman that I was speaking to told me
Speaker 1: that there's different grades of pooh, like like if there's
Speaker 1: like a scale of like the ideal and there's like
Speaker 1: letters for it. I forgot what they are, but like
Speaker 1: you can look it up if you're curious. Like the
Speaker 1: ideal bowel movement is like a jay, let's say, or
Speaker 1: something like that. Right, Well, I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: I'm just happy when I go. You know, it's great
Speaker 1: to get any toxins out of my body, and especially
Speaker 1: on his plant based thing. Man. Listen, here's another thing
Speaker 1: before we get back into the show. Hold on all
Speaker 1: y'all out there that think I'm trying to preach to
Speaker 1: you about what you should do. I've never said anything
Speaker 1: about what y'all need to do that. I've only been
Speaker 1: talking about myself. You know what. I mean, this is
Speaker 1: my motherfucking journey. You can get off of it. I know.
Speaker 1: When we did the c spiracy thing, we're like, hey,
Speaker 1: this is something stuff we're interested in. We're not prostizing.
Speaker 1: Do whatever you want, and you still have people being like,
Speaker 1: how dare you right? I mean, come on here, just
Speaker 1: we're just telling you something we're trying that we're doing.
Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with you. If you feel
Speaker 1: it does have something to do with you, maybe you
Speaker 1: need to look in the mirror and make that change,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeah, as the man the mirror. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: we um, we hear at the show. Want to tell
Speaker 1: you things that are intriguing us and documentaries we're watching
Speaker 1: and things we like. Um, but you don't. We're not
Speaker 1: telling you to do whatever, do whatever the fuck you want.
Speaker 1: We're not. It's your life, man, it's your life. Man,
Speaker 1: live your life. Do you do? You let me do me?
Speaker 1: All right? Listen, Um what I eat don't make you shit.
Speaker 1: That's real talk. Um. We learned that Jack um, the
Speaker 1: homeless man I think his name is Jack or whatever
Speaker 1: his name was whatever, there's a homeless man who who
Speaker 1: Jordan gives the baby too to hold while she's getting
Speaker 1: her bikini waxed. Yes, that's crazy to me. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel it might be a bit heightened, a bit of
Speaker 1: a heightened reality. She gives the kid to a bunch
Speaker 1: of people, let's strangers kiss and hold the baby. Yeah
Speaker 1: that I would never do that, even before COVID. Even
Speaker 1: before COVID, I wouldn't do that. This is not a
Speaker 1: Hollywood name drop, but it is. I was at a
Speaker 1: party and Gwen Stefani was there and I met her
Speaker 1: and she handed me her child and I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is a unique experience. Not only is a random
Speaker 1: person I don't know handing me their child, but it's
Speaker 1: Gwen Stefani, and um, you know. I did a little
Speaker 1: bounce and then I handed him back, as you should,
Speaker 1: and she said, oh no, we're doing this a lot
Speaker 1: because we want that. We want him to be acclimated
Speaker 1: and he or she or he ever forgot what what
Speaker 1: sex of the baby was, but we want them to
Speaker 1: be acclimated with lots of people and not cry and
Speaker 1: um and be cool around strangers. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you did that with your kids or not, but I
Speaker 1: guess that's the thing. Look, man, the last thing I
Speaker 1: want to do is give my baby to somebody and
Speaker 1: they do what Gabby's character did in that episode, I
Speaker 1: finally got me a baby and runs out of the hospital.
Speaker 1: That's not that's I'm not I'm not no, that's a
Speaker 1: no go. Look, we teach our kids stranger danger, like
Speaker 1: my kids, my kids right now to this point, like
Speaker 1: he won't get in the car with the dads of
Speaker 1: his friends. He's like, get out of here. I'm I
Speaker 1: think I'm in no way for my mom to get here,
Speaker 1: she said, She said for me to wait. So I
Speaker 1: think I Do you have anything that happened to he
Speaker 1: was a child? That is so bizarre that you really
Speaker 1: can't really fully know if it was a dream or
Speaker 1: something you imagine, or it happened. What happened to you, budd,
Speaker 1: I have a very specific memory, and I'm fully open
Speaker 1: to the fact that this was a dream. But I
Speaker 1: was so young, and I remember being at a friend's
Speaker 1: house and a woman pulled up in a station wagon
Speaker 1: I'd never seen, and she had a few kids in
Speaker 1: the car, and she said, we're here to pick up
Speaker 1: Zach and I my stranger danger alarm went off, and
Speaker 1: I said to the baby's sitter, who is the babysitter
Speaker 1: of my friend whose house we were at. I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to go. I
Speaker 1: don't want to go. I don't know them, I don't
Speaker 1: know them. And she was like, but your mom's gonna
Speaker 1: be upset. We're here to pick you up and um,
Speaker 1: and I was like no, no, no, and the babysitter
Speaker 1: was like, uh no, no, no, no, what we'll call
Speaker 1: the parents. He's gonna stay. And the woman left, And
Speaker 1: to this day, I feel like it really happened, but
Speaker 1: I don't know for sure. I have any way of
Speaker 1: proving that it had happened enough anyway, so I may
Speaker 1: or may not have almost been tragically kidnapped. That would
Speaker 1: have been horrible. Dude, I'm glad. I can't imagine. I
Speaker 1: can't imagine your mom and dad. That's the screams that
Speaker 1: would have come out of them. I know, I know,
Speaker 1: And it's so weird. It's one of those things. I mean,
Speaker 1: I obviously have no way of confirming another way, but
Speaker 1: it's just it's something that's always been lodged in my brain. Um.
Speaker 1: By the way, are you guys watching Mayor of Eastown?
Speaker 1: It's really good on HBO. Don't watch anything unless its
Speaker 1: robots in it. If there's a lightsaber, you got me.
Speaker 1: There's another. Um, there's another one that's really good. A
Speaker 1: show on HBO Max called um Hustle of Generation Hustle
Speaker 1: and it's all about different stories of of of con
Speaker 1: artists and U you know, like docu style. Really cool.
Speaker 1: Recommend that too. UM, we're almost done here. The moist kiss,
Speaker 1: I laughed out loud. That was a moist kiss. I
Speaker 1: wish I was wearing an apron. That's when you and
Speaker 1: Judy are rekindling your love. I don't know why I'm
Speaker 1: between you other than the you know, point of the episode,
Speaker 1: but I'm somehow sitting between you as you guys make out.
Speaker 1: Why do you think? She told her at the end
Speaker 1: she couldn't handle the guilt. She her conscious was exploding
Speaker 1: and she she couldn't hand You do that though, if if,
Speaker 1: if you guys had come to the realization that it
Speaker 1: meant nothing, and you knew it meant nothing, obviously, admit
Speaker 1: something to her. You know what I mean? You know,
Speaker 1: I I it's so hard to say because I don't know, um,
Speaker 1: but I feel like if it was a closed mouse kiss. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let that go. That's only gonna fucking cause problems that
Speaker 1: don't need to be had. I mean, it's a horrible thing,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't necessarily need to be told if there
Speaker 1: was anything, if it was anything more than that, then
Speaker 1: I can understand why I was just going to eat
Speaker 1: away at her until she cleared it up. But but
Speaker 1: she even says, you know, now I understand why Turk
Speaker 1: was doing what he did. You know, you sometimes get
Speaker 1: caught up in situations and one thing leads to another
Speaker 1: and you do something where it's like, but it didn't
Speaker 1: really necessarily mean anything. But you know, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know why she I'm glad she told him
Speaker 1: that being you know, but this is just going to
Speaker 1: open up even more of a problem for their relationship.
Speaker 1: I foresee. I don't even remember this is the funny
Speaker 1: thing is, I don't even remember what happens next. But
Speaker 1: I know, I think I think you and I have
Speaker 1: a kiss in the next episode. I'm not sure we do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember you and I having to kiss each other.
Speaker 1: This is a weird boner. I just god, I don't
Speaker 1: know what cho ELL's face now. Yeah, and then you know,
Speaker 1: a weird lens spike at the end, right. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't we don't normally do that on Scrubs, but
Speaker 1: I just sort of look directly to the audience. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you find that's what it was? Or am I
Speaker 1: looking just slightly above the camera? I couldn't quite tell.
Speaker 1: I can't. All I know is that it was one
Speaker 1: of those things where you were letting the audience in
Speaker 1: on your moment of insecurity. What would it be at
Speaker 1: that panic? I guess, but I but I you know,
Speaker 1: it's a very subtle difference to looking a few inches
Speaker 1: above the lens or on the rare moment, as we
Speaker 1: discussed on Scrubs, we look right down the barrel, and
Speaker 1: I think I think for me, it was looked like
Speaker 1: I was looking right down the barrel. Um, Joel is
Speaker 1: our guest here? Okay, great, why don't we go to break?
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to break. We have an exciting guest
Speaker 1: for you all, and we'll be right back after these
Speaker 1: fine words and we're bad back. But has our queen Joel? Oh,
Speaker 1: we have a new song. But wait, so so Travis
Speaker 1: is our guest today. He's composed the Joe when he
Speaker 1: gets down to get Down song, and we asked him
Speaker 1: on the show to please compose a song for uh,
Speaker 1: you know, fan calls, and so I thought it would
Speaker 1: only be appropriate that he be the first fan call.
Speaker 1: Wait wait before you play it, Danel, before you play it?
Speaker 1: Shouldn't I think Travvy Ravvy should be on while we
Speaker 1: appreciate his new song. You want to give him the reactions? Okay?
Speaker 1: I thought I thought it would better to hear the
Speaker 1: first thing that we could comment. But I hear you,
Speaker 1: I see No. I think he should see our genuine
Speaker 1: reactions to it. I love it. Let's do it. This
Speaker 1: is our official this will be going forward, our official
Speaker 1: guest welcome theme. But I think the composer should see
Speaker 1: our first reactions to it. All right, they come here
Speaker 1: comes Travis Javis. How you do whatever? Right? How are
Speaker 1: you guys doing? Travis? You are you know how to
Speaker 1: write a hook I don't know why you're not out
Speaker 1: there writing stuff for Rihanna and Bieber because you write
Speaker 1: a hooky song. Thanks man, thank you. I walk around
Speaker 1: singing Joel Monique's down to get Down, Get Down, That's awesome.
Speaker 1: It like it was driving my wife crazy, because that's
Speaker 1: why all she heard coming from an office and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden she's just like, what idiot? So this
Speaker 1: is pretty cool. Do you write les like what's your story?
Speaker 1: You tell us about yourself? I'm actually I'm a middle
Speaker 1: school band teacher and wow, and my wife actually is
Speaker 1: the high school band teacher. We are in this in
Speaker 1: this small little district. I teach middle school and she
Speaker 1: teaches high school. Where where is it in a Saint
Speaker 1: Helen's organ It's just just north of Portland, Okay, noise.
Speaker 1: But then I'd also work on the side. I work
Speaker 1: for a few composers in New York in LA and
Speaker 1: occasionally do stuf for the Tonight Show and just I
Speaker 1: have other clients around the world that I'll do. It's
Speaker 1: called arranging an orchestration, where I think other people's music
Speaker 1: and then we'll make it a level of down for
Speaker 1: a different format, like um, well, sometimes I'll beat pop tunes.
Speaker 1: I once I actually took some pop tunes and arranged
Speaker 1: them for the Roots, you know, the Tonight Show band,
Speaker 1: you know the Roots with members of the New York
Speaker 1: Philharmonic with them, And so it's just odd different combinations
Speaker 1: like that, and uh so, yeah, the funny thing is
Speaker 1: Joel Monique is down to get down is actually the
Speaker 1: first song I've ever written. Wow, Dan Manase, No, wait
Speaker 1: a second, Travis, I feel like you need a jingle
Speaker 1: agent because John Teshi is rolling in money and he
Speaker 1: has written many in jingle and I he wrote, that's
Speaker 1: it right? It was that the NBA Yeah yeah, all
Speaker 1: rock Yeah. Dan was the name of the track. The
Speaker 1: one who wrote all the real jingles was uh was
Speaker 1: uh Alan Thick. He wrote, like a bunch of TV shows,
Speaker 1: Now the world don't move to the bad Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: well that's a theme song. I guess, I guess, I
Speaker 1: guess the jingle meets a theme song. It's the same area,
Speaker 1: but the idea to be able to get something in
Speaker 1: your head super quick with something that's so short. That company,
Speaker 1: that carpet company five eight eight two three hundred Empire.
Speaker 1: Now I know their fucking phone number because their jingle
Speaker 1: is so genius. Well you know which one I know?
Speaker 1: You know which one I know? Which we'll call it
Speaker 1: accidents or injuries Called Jacob and Ronnie Called Jacob. I
Speaker 1: thought it was Jacob and Ronnie. It's actually Jacob and Ronnie.
Speaker 1: Ye Oh, I don't know that one that's okay, so
Speaker 1: right on the sky on the opposite side of things
Speaker 1: is the one that gives me nightmares. One eight seven,
Speaker 1: seven Cars for Kids. Alan Thick wrote these jingles, just
Speaker 1: putting it out there. There's eleven unforgettable ones, but here's
Speaker 1: a few of them. He wrote Different Strokes, The Wizard
Speaker 1: of Odds, Celebrity Sweepstakes. Alan Thick wrote, No, No, that's
Speaker 1: Wheel of Fortune. Which wheel of Fortune? You're in jeopardy right?
Speaker 1: He did Reel of Fortune, the Diamond Head Game, Animal
Speaker 1: crack Ups, blank check, and whew. I don't know any
Speaker 1: of those except I knew, I knew different differ, different
Speaker 1: strokes is oh my bad. He also wrote The Facts
Speaker 1: of Life. Oh that's a big one. He wrote The
Speaker 1: Joker's Wild. All right, let's get back to Travis. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, Travis, you must be a fun teacher.
Speaker 1: I'm sensing you have a good sense of humor. I
Speaker 1: bet your kids really like you. Yeah, we have a
Speaker 1: good time. It's a yeah, we have a good time.
Speaker 1: And do you have any kids that you know? I
Speaker 1: imagine there's a lot of kids where you're like, oh Jesus,
Speaker 1: please put the flute down or but you must have
Speaker 1: some kids where you go, Wow, I can already see talent.
Speaker 1: I must be exciting. Oh yeah, it's really exciting. There's
Speaker 1: some kids I always see how I am. I never
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna blow smoke up their ass, but I
Speaker 1: will find something because it drives me crazy. Like I
Speaker 1: don't have a teacher voice. I don't have a Hey,
Speaker 1: boys and girls, all right today, we're gonna do this.
Speaker 1: Like I would kick my own ass if I ever
Speaker 1: heard myself talk like that. But like, I'll find something
Speaker 1: positive to say if they are, you know, I'll find
Speaker 1: something positive that is also true. But um, but yeah,
Speaker 1: the kids, like they're great kids. They just work hard.
Speaker 1: They just need a good teacher. And so most of
Speaker 1: the times they you know, if you expect you know,
Speaker 1: if you have high expectations of them, and you give
Speaker 1: them the materials they need, give them the instructions they need,
Speaker 1: they can do great things. Wait are you saying you
Speaker 1: like the teacher from Whiplash? Oh no, oh no, I
Speaker 1: imagine it's so exciting for you and your wife when
Speaker 1: you have a kid who you know, it's like all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, you see a kid who's starting to
Speaker 1: shine like, Wow, this isn't just a kid who's got
Speaker 1: a little bit of talent, this is a kid who
Speaker 1: could be really good. Oh yeah, yeah, it's really cool.
Speaker 1: It's um, it's excited when you have kidsho actually work
Speaker 1: hard and actually they get they get hungry, like hungry
Speaker 1: to earn and uh so that's pretty exciting. But yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna debut your song. You you um,
Speaker 1: you've written another song which we we asked you for,
Speaker 1: which is uh something to intro our guests. Joel almost
Speaker 1: played it before you got on, but I thought you
Speaker 1: might want to see our live reactions to it for
Speaker 1: the first time. Wait, so you guys haven't heard it yet.
Speaker 1: We haven't heard it? All right, all right, but I'm
Speaker 1: but I'm a fan of your work. You know, it's
Speaker 1: like if you know, okay, Zach Zack, let's get into
Speaker 1: the intro. You're telling me to shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're telling you to get into the introduction? Man,
Speaker 1: we know that you have to stop talking about your willies.
Speaker 1: That wasn't the one. That wasn't the one that Man,
Speaker 1: I still never got around to labeling them. All right, guy,
Speaker 1: I've been busy I never got the brother Pete touchow
Speaker 1: to label it. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for
Speaker 1: Trav travs alright, we got all you can talk, you know,
Speaker 1: like a get spoke some jazz hand maybe talking about
Speaker 1: the episode. So come on, Joanne, let's get the show on.
Speaker 1: Whoa oh shan. Ladies and gentleman give it up for Trauma.
Speaker 1: I love it. That's amazing. More time, one more time,
Speaker 1: time time, more time, jaime, more time, No problem. We
Speaker 1: gotta call fire games. Yeah they did. We can talk
Speaker 1: star wah scene show dudes, you know, like a ball
Speaker 1: of Yeah, spoke some jazz hands maybe talking about the episode.
Speaker 1: So come on, Joanne, let's get the show on. Yeah
Speaker 1: that happened. Wow, love it. I love it. I love it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's great. I love it. Travis, you're
Speaker 1: our in house composer. Um, we have to give you
Speaker 1: some presents, Joel. Can we send the man a case
Speaker 1: of gtscau Do you like kombucha? Travis? Oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: guys got me into it. I had never had it before.
Speaker 1: All right, well, Joel, let's send him a case. You're
Speaker 1: gonna get our You're gonna get our GTS allotment this
Speaker 1: this this month. But what's cool is that someone has
Speaker 1: actually already contacted me about writing a jingle for them
Speaker 1: because of the show. So I'm doing you guys should listen. Listen.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a shout out now because you're
Speaker 1: very talented and um and um what is what is
Speaker 1: your Instagram? So everybody knows it's a travy wavy? How
Speaker 1: do you spell that? It's t r a v v
Speaker 1: y w a vv why? So reach out to Travis
Speaker 1: if you need something a jingle, and don't fucking try
Speaker 1: and give him just a case of kombucha like us. Okay,
Speaker 1: you better pay his ass, um. But no, you're really
Speaker 1: talented man, You're really uh you're you're really good. Thank you, Travis.
Speaker 1: You're selling the Joe Monique is down to get down
Speaker 1: thing as a ring tone too, right, Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: put it up as a ring tone. How did I
Speaker 1: find that there's a link to it in my Instagram bio?
Speaker 1: Well there you go, so get it in his bio.
Speaker 1: You can get the Joel Monique. I hope it's the
Speaker 1: R rated one, not the g one. Oh, it's the
Speaker 1: real one. The g one never never really stuck with me.
Speaker 1: Although I'm sure I appreciated it, your mother appreciated it. Okay,
Speaker 1: but then like Joe Welmonique, get down and get down.
Speaker 1: Get I love it no matter what's between your legs.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow morning you could be making ther gs Joe Welmonique,
Speaker 1: get down and get down. Um, well, Travil, we got
Speaker 1: you here. Do you do you have a question in
Speaker 1: your life fixed in any way? How can we help
Speaker 1: you today? No, I'm excuse man, No, I'm cool, man,
Speaker 1: I just I'm just really excaited. This is a like
Speaker 1: I said, scrap. I've been a huge Shrubs fan, you know,
Speaker 1: forever of course, and you know what's funny, uh, you
Speaker 1: know like often we know you guys asking about favorite episodes?
Speaker 1: Do you have like kind of a sleeper for me?
Speaker 1: There's the one it's I think it's like season eight
Speaker 1: where it's just you. It's just Zack and Donald, Zach, Turkey,
Speaker 1: JD in the hotel room with the old man who's dying,
Speaker 1: oh and the freaking Oh yeah, that's a great episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's not. We're not in a hotel, we're at
Speaker 1: the hospital. N Turman. Oh wait, are you talking about
Speaker 1: the moment with Glenn Turman when he when he died.
Speaker 1: Oh that's eight. I can't believe that's so late in
Speaker 1: the run of the show. That was a great one.
Speaker 1: That's one of my favorite episodes. That hit me, hit
Speaker 1: me so hard, just like he was helping I was,
Speaker 1: you know, my father already had recently passed away at
Speaker 1: the time, and uh, just you're processing going through that.
Speaker 1: And also it was so fucking funny your outtakes, Jesus Christ,
Speaker 1: the outtakes was so fucking funny. But Glenn Turman was
Speaker 1: in Um. He's a wonderful actor and he's one of
Speaker 1: the best actors ever in history of America. Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: put some respect on that name, baby yeah. And he
Speaker 1: was in the the the the George C. Wolf movie
Speaker 1: with Violet Davis and all the stars that were in
Speaker 1: what's it called Rainie's Black Bottom. He's in that. He's
Speaker 1: a wonderful, wonderful, amazing actor. Did you know that he
Speaker 1: was married to Aretha Franklin. Now he was married to
Speaker 1: Aretha Franklin from nineteen seventy eight to nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 1: Why do you use Google that or did you know that? No?
Speaker 1: I knew that I had I knew that already. I
Speaker 1: didn't know the exact dates, but I did google the
Speaker 1: exact dates. But he was actually married to Aretha Franklin.
Speaker 1: I used I used him. I think Bill may have
Speaker 1: thought of him because I cast him in a pilot
Speaker 1: that I directed, my brother had written for Fox, and
Speaker 1: he was so good in it, and I think I
Speaker 1: showed it to Bill and he got the idea to
Speaker 1: use him for that episode. But yeah, he's he's he's
Speaker 1: some of the greatest movies, Coolly High. He was on
Speaker 1: a different world, Like, yeah, he was on a different world.
Speaker 1: He's always and he's always good, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: He's always good, and so yeah, shout out out, shout out,
Speaker 1: Glenn Thurman. Um, I'll give you a little triviuus since
Speaker 1: Travvy Wabby doesn't want anything from us. Um of this episode, Um,
Speaker 1: This episode is the only time Doctor Cox wears a
Speaker 1: jersey for a team other than the Detroit Red Wings.
Speaker 1: What is he? Where? Arrangers? I don't remember which sports
Speaker 1: ensemble it was. Um. The monkey in the episode is
Speaker 1: Crystal the monkey who appeared in many other TV shows
Speaker 1: and movies, including The Hangover Part two. That's the one
Speaker 1: that was licking. Uh, the penis licking the penis? You
Speaker 1: don't remember that? Remember the monkeys licking something and they're like,
Speaker 1: what is that? What is that? And then Zach Galfanaki's
Speaker 1: gold over and licks it two. It turns out to
Speaker 1: it turns out to be uh, what's his name's penis? Uh?
Speaker 1: The Asian dude penis with Ken Joe. Yeah, remember that
Speaker 1: little tiny penis hilarious dude. All right, here's the math
Speaker 1: on the clock thing. JD and Turkum changed the clock
Speaker 1: in their apartment ahead one hour, then back three hours,
Speaker 1: ahead five hours, and back forty three minutes, so that
Speaker 1: altogether the clock is ahead two hours and seventeen minutes.
Speaker 1: The clock says eight forty nine, which would make the
Speaker 1: actual time six thirty two. However, JD and turk state
Speaker 1: that the time is nine fifty two. For this to
Speaker 1: be true, the clock would have had to have said
Speaker 1: twelve o nine. Now, I don't think any of you
Speaker 1: give a funk about that, but it is on scrubs wiki.
Speaker 1: And the last thing I'll say is that on streaming services,
Speaker 1: the captions say that Hook by Blues Traveler is playing
Speaker 1: on the jukebox right before Carla asks, Hey, do you
Speaker 1: know who sings this song? And the song playing is
Speaker 1: not hook by Blues Traveler. Maybe we tried to have
Speaker 1: it do that and we couldn't pay for it. There
Speaker 1: you go, I think we did it right. Guys, be
Speaker 1: a better friend than these three are. Please and check
Speaker 1: out my episode of Solos. I'm very proud of it.
Speaker 1: It's only thirty minutes of your time. If you like
Speaker 1: Black Mirror, it's very Black Mirror esque and Anne Hathaway
Speaker 1: gives a pretty astonishing performance. I can't say anymore it'll
Speaker 1: be spoilers, but she blew me away when with her performance. Oh, Zach,
Speaker 1: I also wanted to tell you before I forget alex
Speaker 1: inc was a great show, and I thank you. You're
Speaker 1: one of the one people who You're one of the
Speaker 1: only people who thought about I think it was I
Speaker 1: think it's My wife and I were two of the
Speaker 1: seven people who watched it. But I love you. I
Speaker 1: blame the network for marketing well. I had promise. You know,
Speaker 1: sometimes in your first season you don't quite figure it out,
Speaker 1: but you're on the bubble ratings wise and the networkers,
Speaker 1: we're gonna give you another chance, and then you kind
Speaker 1: of kind of figure it out. That was kind of us.
Speaker 1: We were not quite figuring out there were changes that
Speaker 1: could have made it better, and then that network didn't
Speaker 1: give us that chance. But you win some, you lose some.
Speaker 1: And I appreciate that you watched at Travis. I really
Speaker 1: it was a good show. Did you write all of
Speaker 1: the episodes or did you just know? I directed a
Speaker 1: bunch of Matt. Matt Tarsus, who was one of our
Speaker 1: main writers on Scrubs, was the showrunner of that show,
Speaker 1: and we had a whole writing staff. I didn't I
Speaker 1: didn't write it. Um all right, guys, we love you.
Speaker 1: Be safe out there, and donal, why don't you count
Speaker 1: us out? Six seven stories about show we made about
Speaker 1: a bunch of docs and nurses and janitor who loved me. Here,
Speaker 1: I said, here's the stories. Never should so gato around you,
Speaker 1: Here are gadoo around you. Here are sweat free way
Speaker 1: shows at mm hmmm.