Speaker 1: It's the radio segment whose number one hall pass is
Speaker 1: the tooth Fairy. Maybe it's the wand or the sparkles
Speaker 1: she is, or maybe it's a large amount of cash
Speaker 1: that she has on hand at all times. Laser loves
Speaker 1: a sugar Mama. It's Laser Stories segment of Murby read
Speaker 1: weird news stories from around the globe, just like everyone
Speaker 1: else does, except we have a laser and those other
Speaker 1: butt smudges. Just this first Laser Stories out of France.
Speaker 1: Patricia and David Carpenter and their two children moved into
Speaker 1: a new place last year. It was a cool building
Speaker 1: that used to be an old airplane hanger, so their
Speaker 1: new home was spacious, well lit, and modern. However, the
Speaker 1: excitement wore off pretty quickly as bizarre things started happening
Speaker 1: while they were homes. Yeah. First their daughters started seeing
Speaker 1: strange things like black shadow moving around the house. I
Speaker 1: wish I and then lights would randomly go out, the
Speaker 1: TV would turn on by itself, and even the dishes
Speaker 1: would make strange squeaking noises at night, like someone was
Speaker 1: constantly rubbing their fingers on him. It's only because he
Speaker 1: hasn't cleaned them in a month. Fed up. The couple
Speaker 1: sought the service of a ghost hunter, and after being inside,
Speaker 1: the inspector told them they were indeed being haunted by
Speaker 1: a trapped spirit from the nineteenth century, a woman named
Speaker 1: Ernestine who wanted them gone. She made though, because it
Speaker 1: sounds like she's checking the TV. It sounds like the
Speaker 1: Karen of the nineteenth century, unhappy with the entire layout.
Speaker 1: There was just one problem though. Patricia and David don't
Speaker 1: have the luxury of just simply moving to another There
Speaker 1: was no way to afford it. But they were literally
Speaker 1: losing sleep over this. That's why after eight pm every
Speaker 1: night they set up a tent out on their balcony.
Speaker 1: We slept in the tag. The kid and the couple
Speaker 1: say they had no other option. It's the only way
Speaker 1: for them to get a good night's sleep. They've been
Speaker 1: doing it over a month, and right now there's no
Speaker 1: end in sight. Oh my god. They're just hoping the
Speaker 1: ghost finally gets bored and leaves them alone. Probably not.
Speaker 1: I would go with another tactic, like maybe burning some sage.
Speaker 1: I don't know, trying to make friends with a ghost,
Speaker 1: boring a ghost to death, that's tried and true. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's how she was killed. This next laser story is
Speaker 1: out of Florida. A sixty nine year old guy came
Speaker 1: home from a doctor's appointment the other day found a
Speaker 1: random woman skinny dipping in his pool in the middle
Speaker 1: of the afternoon. Dreams do come true. It was around
Speaker 1: ninety degrees out, so it was hot, hence the birthday
Speaker 1: suit her. So he called nine one one just ask
Speaker 1: her to leave. He hadsn't broken into somebody's pool before,
Speaker 1: and the cup showed up. Forty two year old Heather
Speaker 1: Kennedy was still completely naked hanging out in his pool
Speaker 1: cooling off, and she refused to leave. You know, it
Speaker 1: was me. I wouldn't want them to call the police,
Speaker 1: that's all. I feel like we all have a lot
Speaker 1: of sympathy for her, and I don't know we should. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the officers offered her some clothes to cover up, but
Speaker 1: she wouldn't get out of the water and told the
Speaker 1: boys in blue just leave her alone so she could
Speaker 1: keep swimming. Eventually did get her out of the pool
Speaker 1: and now she's facing charges for trespassing and resisting arrest.
Speaker 1: But maybe the best part of the story is when
Speaker 1: she went to gather her clothes a bunch of drugs
Speaker 1: fell out. Okay, we were on your side for a second.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're not going to share him, come on.
Speaker 1: So obviously the cops aster about those. In Heather's response,
Speaker 1: the drugs weren't hers. They really belonged to a friend
Speaker 1: named crackhead Chris. That's actually I was like, look, I'm
Speaker 1: a crack swim break and my friend meth head Mark too.
Speaker 1: She's doing court early next month to deal with the
Speaker 1: skinny dipping charges. No word on if crackhead Chris is
Speaker 1: going to show up to be a character witness Farm.
Speaker 1: I think he's hanging out with Heroin Harry. Yeah, his
Speaker 1: next laser stories. Out of television Land, fans of a
Speaker 1: specific game are losing their minds because news just hit
Speaker 1: that Fox is currently developing a physical reality competition series
Speaker 1: based on a childhood favorite, the Hasbro game Mousetrap. Did
Speaker 1: you ever play Mousetraps? Never? The game? Yeah? So far.
Speaker 1: Contestants will work through a series of demanding challenges requiring
Speaker 1: the utmost physical and mental and dir and then each
Speaker 1: episode it's going to finish with the final round where
Speaker 1: the last players standing we'll all work together to steal
Speaker 1: as much cheese as possible while risking capture by the
Speaker 1: iconic mouse track. Remember there's a big net that would
Speaker 1: fall down on the mouse Trap series. Joins a list
Speaker 1: of projects in the works based on Hasbro games, including
Speaker 1: an animated Clue television series and small screen adaptations of
Speaker 1: Dungeons and Dragons and the board game Risk Cavalry. Each
Speaker 1: a Square, Nie, We'll be back after this commercial break
Speaker 1: to see how that panned out. Hasbro's competitor, Mattel's, also
Speaker 1: working on TV adaptations of its popular games, including Uno
Speaker 1: and Whack Amole. Oh yeah, yeah, I know nobody's for it,
Speaker 1: but Whack a Mole sounds fun to me. Okay. The
Speaker 1: best game that they'll invent is Operations. Random Person's surgery
Speaker 1: on this random guy, let's see if he doesn't touch
Speaker 1: the give an eye off for those to come out soon.
Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of the Secret to Happiness.
Speaker 1: Apparently study was done and they found a key to
Speaker 1: living a long, healthy, happy life, and all you gotta
Speaker 1: do is checking my notes here. Oh okay, give away
Speaker 1: three quarters of your money. Why away money, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm all for charity. Three quarters is a lot Jeffrey
Speaker 1: how much. I mean maybe if you're Bill Gates it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, or Jeff Bezos but okay, selfish. But researchers
Speaker 1: at a university in the Netherlands found a direct connection
Speaker 1: between the amount of money people give away and how
Speaker 1: long they lived. It's like they don't have to pay
Speaker 1: for anything. There, they found France and Japan have the
Speaker 1: longest life expectancy. People in those countries share an average
Speaker 1: of almost seventy percent of their lifetime income. Wow, it
Speaker 1: does feel good to get back. Also, they have mortality
Speaker 1: rates that are much lower than China or Turkey, where
Speaker 1: people will only share forty four percent of their savings.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be sharing more. The count half of
Speaker 1: your bank account. The good news is, Brooke, you don't
Speaker 1: have to give your money to strangers or to charity
Speaker 1: for this. Helping out your kids or family members does
Speaker 1: count as well. If you're doing that type of math,
Speaker 1: they take all of my money. So if you're wondering
Speaker 1: why sharing your money is linked to living longer, quote
Speaker 1: sharing generosity may reflect the strength of social connectedness, which
Speaker 1: itself benefits human health and well being and indirectly raises survival.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be able to pay rents. In
Speaker 1: other words, being generous gives you stronger social connections, and
Speaker 1: those make you healthier and happier, so you live longer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like that person owes me. I got to keep
Speaker 1: them in my life for example. Yeah. Do you know
Speaker 1: how much money this guy's giving the high healed shoes
Speaker 1: over the years. I don't know the exact amount. I
Speaker 1: just know it's all ones. Does that consider charity? I
Speaker 1: think according to that list, or maybe just the shoes
Speaker 1: name was charity. Either way, that sound means Laser Stories
Speaker 1: has come to an end for the day. We'll do
Speaker 1: it again, same time on Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in
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