Speaker 1: For sixty seconds from the shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 1: But first, the Olympics officially start today, just a year late. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's all small postponement. Probably the most interesting news of
Speaker 1: the week about the game so far. I'm sure you
Speaker 1: guys have already seen this, but officials in Tokyo have
Speaker 1: set up eighteen thousand beds for the APPEA and the
Speaker 1: notoriously sex crazed Olympic Village. Yeah, everybody's pole vaulting in
Speaker 1: the old village. Yeah, it made sense. Yeah. And one
Speaker 1: of the American distance runners just tweeted out a photo
Speaker 1: of the beds there, saying pretty sure these beds are
Speaker 1: made of cardboard, so nobody's doing it, and they look
Speaker 1: like it from the picture, I'm like, yeah, looks worse
Speaker 1: than my college doorma. Tokyo officials didn't disagree with the tweet.
Speaker 1: They say the beds are only able to withstand the
Speaker 1: weight of a single person. They're not meant to be jostle,
Speaker 1: they're man handled. But they are handing out one hundred
Speaker 1: and sixty thousand condoms to Olympic acts. I mean, because honestly,
Speaker 1: if you are an Olympic athlete, why you need a
Speaker 1: bed to do it exactly a lot of strength. Interesting
Speaker 1: because at the last Summer Olympics in Rio, they gave
Speaker 1: out four hundred and fifty thousand condoms. Are keeping I am?
Speaker 1: I know the exact amount of condoms handed out at
Speaker 1: every Olympic Games dating back from nineteen seventy six. Do
Speaker 1: you know how many were used? Ye? Yes I do,
Speaker 1: And so I don't know what that means. I guess
Speaker 1: they're not expecting as much action this year at the Olympics.
Speaker 1: Just athletes engaging in stiff competition. Oh okay, that's what
Speaker 1: they want them to focus on. Yeah, okay, that's how
Speaker 1: they do it. And we're going to focus I'm doing
Speaker 1: the shot call the question of the day. We have
Speaker 1: a bucket full of names. We're gonna draw one out
Speaker 1: and see who gets asked a trivia question. If you
Speaker 1: answer wrong, the punishments to be shocked while singing a song.
Speaker 1: So texts into seven eighty five nine to tell us
Speaker 1: which one you'd like to hear? Brooks Strong name out
Speaker 1: because she had the shot collar last. And who'd you
Speaker 1: get Brooke? I got Jeff Head mister debout. Oh hello, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to read into that one. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: just going to put it on the shot collars. Well
Speaker 1: that happens digital Jake, please read us a shot callar
Speaker 1: question of the day. The Summer Games have been going
Speaker 1: on for over one hundred twenty five years, and throughout
Speaker 1: that time there have been a lot of changes. Venues
Speaker 1: have gotten bigger, the medals are shinier, and the pools
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure our weather, but I'm pretty sure it
Speaker 1: says right here. But one thing that we know that
Speaker 1: has changed quite a bit over time are the events
Speaker 1: in front of me. I have a list of four
Speaker 1: of them that may or may not have happened. You'll
Speaker 1: have thirty seconds to discuss each one and tell me
Speaker 1: whether you think it was a real challenge during the
Speaker 1: Olympics or is it made up? Let's go? Are you
Speaker 1: ready your first event? Shout fighting? In this event, competitors
Speaker 1: would step to a podium one at a time and
Speaker 1: yell as loud as they could in front of a
Speaker 1: sound level meter for ten seconds. The Olympian whose noise
Speaker 1: registered the highest reading in decibels would win. Is that
Speaker 1: a real or a fake? Events like certain calls like
Speaker 1: they do competitions where it's like it does sound like
Speaker 1: some sort of like Logger Day's events. Yea, how do
Speaker 1: you train for that? I mean you do have to train.
Speaker 1: You'd have to have a strong diaphragm. Your vocal chords
Speaker 1: are gonna be strong. You really needs to be amazing
Speaker 1: in order to well. You think it's true, I don't think.
Speaker 1: I think it was like a world record. I think
Speaker 1: it's false too. All right, your next event solo synchronized swimming.
Speaker 1: Instead of choreographing a water dance with a group, these
Speaker 1: competitors swam danced with themselves and synchronize to the music
Speaker 1: rather than with partners. Was that event real or fake? Real?
Speaker 1: It's all I did in third grade at the pool
Speaker 1: listening to the Indigo girls spinning around. You wouldn't believe
Speaker 1: my handstands my back and put legs up in the air. Wow,
Speaker 1: I have worked my life for this. That better be true.
Speaker 1: This may have stemmed the groups doing it. That's really cool.
Speaker 1: What if they could doing synchronized No, I think the
Speaker 1: groups were already going and then it was the one
Speaker 1: person who didn't work well in a team. Yeah, they're like,
Speaker 1: I'm better. I think i'd be Jeff if he was
Speaker 1: I think it's true. Also, your next event live pigeon shooting.
Speaker 1: Rather than using clay pigeons, this event used live birds
Speaker 1: and the metal winner was whoever shot the most pigeons.
Speaker 1: Was this a real Olympic event or fake? Yeah? This
Speaker 1: one's people's shot everything. Yeah, pigeons, Yeah, it wasn't like humans.
Speaker 1: I don't know, every country has hunted. People don't go
Speaker 1: pigeon hunting, you go duck hunting, Like, why would it
Speaker 1: be pigeons and not ducks. That's that's where i'm I mean,
Speaker 1: hundreds and hundreds of pigeons that they would have to kill.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's how they fed everybody. No, I'm I think
Speaker 1: it's false. I think they would have done a bird
Speaker 1: that they actually would have hunted if they were going
Speaker 1: to Okay, I'm gonna go false. I think they just
Speaker 1: stuck with the clay pigeons from the beginning. Finally, equestrian ballet.
Speaker 1: As the horse goes to an Olympic obstacle, horse classical
Speaker 1: music has played while the writer who was on top
Speaker 1: of the horse performs pirouettes, headstands and all sorts of
Speaker 1: aerial activity. There were many injuries or fake I mean,
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of old pictures of people doing
Speaker 1: tricks on the back of horses, you know, circuit style stunts.
Speaker 1: But I don't know that they were from the Olympics.
Speaker 1: But I can just picture a black and white photo
Speaker 1: with their arms out. Yeah. Horse. I feel like that
Speaker 1: last part though, threw me off, which he said there
Speaker 1: were a lot of injuries. He's he's trying to throw
Speaker 1: me off with that, but I think there would be
Speaker 1: at exactly, which is why now I'm thinking it's false. See,
Speaker 1: I think you're overthinking it. I yeah, it's true. I'm
Speaker 1: with you. I think I think he was trying to
Speaker 1: make it seem real by being like there were like
Speaker 1: many many deaths and then to throw you off like
Speaker 1: a horse would do. A writer and an Olympic event
Speaker 1: trying to get into my head. I'm gonna say that
Speaker 1: it's false. Only one of those was. I gave you
Speaker 1: four events and asked you to tell me whether they
Speaker 1: were real or fake Olympic events. Your first event was
Speaker 1: shout fighting. You said that was fake, and it was fake.
Speaker 1: Nothing close to that has ever been considered for the Olympics.
Speaker 1: I just thought it was a funny visual. Your second
Speaker 1: events solo synchronized swimming. You said that was real, and
Speaker 1: it was really happened at the nineteen eighty four nineteen
Speaker 1: eighty two Games. But today two person and eight person
Speaker 1: varieties still exists. Live pigeon shooting. You said that was
Speaker 1: fake and it was real. In the nineteen hundred Olympics,
Speaker 1: over three hundred birds died during the event, and at
Speaker 1: the next game, clay pigeons were introduced. Yeah, hundred birds,
Speaker 1: my god. Equestrian ballet. You said that was fake and
Speaker 1: I threw it off, jeff because that was real. It
Speaker 1: happened only once in the nineteen twenty Games, and it
Speaker 1: came about because circuses in Europe were big at the
Speaker 1: time and many performers wanted their chance to win a medal,
Speaker 1: so Belgium took holding the gold that year. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like myself. So someone wanted to hear me sing we
Speaker 1: are the champions by queen, So I'll sing that while
Speaker 1: I get shocked. We are the champions, my friends, and
Speaker 1: we keep on fighting until Yeah, that's the end of
Speaker 1: the shock collar. Question of the day Broke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. Laser stories is coming up in just
Speaker 1: a minute, and because we're a morning radio show. We've
Speaker 1: probably had this conversation over a million times. Okay, is
Speaker 1: a hot dog is a sandwich? We're not just trying
Speaker 1: to We're not debating it right now, thank you. We
Speaker 1: can't even talk about it. I'm just telling you the
Speaker 1: results because a new survey found fifty three percent of
Speaker 1: people say it is actually Are you serious? I agree?
Speaker 1: I mean, if you consider a sandwich, then why not
Speaker 1: a hot dog. Again, we're not getting into this right
Speaker 1: now because there's a new hot dog controversy that'll have
Speaker 1: your wieners rattling. Question. Do you want to put the
Speaker 1: condiments in the bun before the hot dog? Has that
Speaker 1: ever even occurred to you? Because it would make the
Speaker 1: bread all soggy? Yeah, you want to put it on
Speaker 1: the meat. Thank you, hot dog? You uses protection for
Speaker 1: the bread. I've been doing it lately and I love it. Dogs.
Speaker 1: How many people have you murdered in your life this
Speaker 1: one hot dog day? I mean, I think if you
Speaker 1: put it all on the top, then when you squeeze
Speaker 1: the button to bite it, all the condiments come out
Speaker 1: and they leak all over your hands. Yeah dog, thank you.
Speaker 1: That is the exact fun of it. And you can
Speaker 1: see how much you're putting on. The crazy thing is
Speaker 1: seventy five percent of the people pulled have done it before. WHOA.
Speaker 1: That's not to say that it's their preferred method. It's like,
Speaker 1: don't knock it till you try. Yeah, but if you've
Speaker 1: never done it, go ahead and try something new tonight.
Speaker 1: You will try it this weekend. Leave a comment on
Speaker 1: the Brook and Jeffrey Instagram or on our Facebook. Let
Speaker 1: us know how it goes. You walk up to the
Speaker 1: hot dog vendor, hold the dog. I gotta put the
Speaker 1: condiments on. Yeah, this is a baseball game. There's many people. Sorry,
Speaker 1: it's for work. Go ahead, I'd like to know hot
Speaker 1: dog first or condiments first? How do you like to
Speaker 1: decorate your Brian Griffin? That's what I call it to Okay,
Speaker 1: at least I didn't call it. The ten exist around
Speaker 1: a bunch of broods up on this Laser stories coming
Speaker 1: up right after. It's the radio segment whose number one
Speaker 1: hall pass is the tooth Fairy. Maybe it's the Wander's
Speaker 1: sparkles she is, or maybe it's a large amount of
Speaker 1: cash that she has on hand at all times. Laser
Speaker 1: loves a sugar Mama. It's Laser Stories segment. Murby read
Speaker 1: weird news stories from around the globe, just like everyone
Speaker 1: else does, except we have a laser and those other
Speaker 1: butt smudges. Just this first Laser Stories out of France.
Speaker 1: Patricia and David Carpenter and their two children moved into
Speaker 1: a new place last year. It was a cool building
Speaker 1: that used to be an old airplane hanger, so their
Speaker 1: new home was spacious, well lit, and modern. However, the
Speaker 1: excitement wore off pretty quickly as bizarre things start it
Speaker 1: happening while they were home. It was our things, yeah,
Speaker 1: First their daughters started seeing strange things like black shadows
Speaker 1: moving around the house I wish I had, And then
Speaker 1: lights would randomly go out, the TV would turn on
Speaker 1: by itself, and even the dishes would make strange squeaking
Speaker 1: noises at night, like someone was constantly rubbing their fingers
Speaker 1: on him. But it's only because he hasn't cleaned them
Speaker 1: in a month. Ye. Fed up, the couple sought the
Speaker 1: service of a ghost hunter, and after being inside, the
Speaker 1: inspector told them they were indeed being haunted by a
Speaker 1: trapped spirit from the nineteenth century, a woman named Ernestine
Speaker 1: who wanted them gone. O Maid though, because it sounds
Speaker 1: like she's checking the TV. It sounds like the Karen
Speaker 1: of the nineteen century, unhappy with the entire layer. There
Speaker 1: was just one problem though. Patricia and David don't have
Speaker 1: the luxury of just simply moving to another home. There
Speaker 1: was no way to afford it. But they were literally
Speaker 1: losing sleep over this. That's why after eight pm every
Speaker 1: night they set up a tent out on their balcony.
Speaker 1: They slept in the tag the kid and couples say
Speaker 1: they had no other option. It's the only way for
Speaker 1: them to get a good night's sleep. They've been doing
Speaker 1: it over a month, and right now there's no end
Speaker 1: in sight. Oh my god. They're just hoping the ghost
Speaker 1: finally gets bored and leaves them alone. Probably not. I
Speaker 1: would go with another tactic, like maybe burning some sage.
Speaker 1: I don't know, trying to make friends with a ghost.
Speaker 1: Boring a ghost to death, that's tried and true. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's how she was killed. This next laser story is
Speaker 1: out of Florida. A sixty nine year old guy came
Speaker 1: home from a doctor's appointment the other day found a
Speaker 1: random woman skinny dipping in his pool in the middle
Speaker 1: of the afternoon putties. It's like dreams do come true.
Speaker 1: It was around ninety degrees out, so it was hot,
Speaker 1: hence the birthday suit. So he called nine one one
Speaker 1: what just ask her to leave. Hadsn't broken into somebody's
Speaker 1: pool before. When the cup showed up, forty two year
Speaker 1: old Heather Kennedy was still completely naked hanging out in
Speaker 1: his pool cooling off, and she refused to leave. You know,
Speaker 1: it was me. I wouldn't want them to call the police,
Speaker 1: that's all. I feel like we all have a lot
Speaker 1: of sympathy for her, and I don't know we should yea.
Speaker 1: The officers offered her some clothes to cover up, but
Speaker 1: she wouldn't get out of the water and told the
Speaker 1: boys in blue just leave her alone so she could
Speaker 1: keep swimming. Eventually did get her out of the pool,
Speaker 1: and now she's facing charges for trespassing and resisting arrest.
Speaker 1: But maybe the best part of the story is when
Speaker 1: she went to gather her clothes, a bunch of drugs
Speaker 1: fell out. Okay, we were on your side for a second.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're not going to share them, come on.
Speaker 1: So obviously the cops asked her about those in Heather's response,
Speaker 1: the drugs weren't hers, They really belonged to a friend
Speaker 1: named crackhead Chris. That's actually believable. I was like, look,
Speaker 1: I'm a crack swim break and my friend meth head
Speaker 1: Mark too. She's doing court early next month to deal
Speaker 1: with the skinny dipping charges. No word on if crackhead
Speaker 1: Chris is going to show up to be a character
Speaker 1: witness for I think he's hanging out with Heroin Harry
Speaker 1: his next laser stories. Out of television Land, fans of
Speaker 1: a specific game are losing their minds because news just
Speaker 1: hit that Fox is currently developing a physical reality competition
Speaker 1: series based on a childhood favorite, the Hasbro game Mousetrap.
Speaker 1: Did you ever play Mousetrap? As maybe like once never
Speaker 1: played the game? Just set up? Yeah, so far. Contestants
Speaker 1: will work through a series of demanding challenges requiring the
Speaker 1: utmost physical and mental endurance, and then each episode it's
Speaker 1: going to finish with the final round, where the last
Speaker 1: players standing will all work together to steal as much
Speaker 1: cheese as possible while risking capture by the iconic mouse track.
Speaker 1: Remember there's the big net that would fall down on
Speaker 1: the Mousetrap series joins a list of projects in the
Speaker 1: works based on Hasbro games, including an animated Clue television
Speaker 1: series and small screen adaptations of Dungeons and Dragons and
Speaker 1: the board game Risk Cavalry to Square nine. We'll be
Speaker 1: back after this commercial break to see how that panned out.
Speaker 1: Hasbro's competitor, Mattel's, also working on TV adaptations of its
Speaker 1: popular games, including Uno and Whack Amole. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know nobody's for it, but Whack a Mole sounds
Speaker 1: fun to me. Okay. The best game that they'll invent
Speaker 1: is Operation Random Persons Surgery on this random guy. Let's
Speaker 1: see if he doesn't touch the edges. Given high for
Speaker 1: those to come out soon. This next laser story is
Speaker 1: out of the Secret to Happiness. Apparently study was done
Speaker 1: and they found a key to living a long, healthy,
Speaker 1: happy life. And all you gotta do is checking my
Speaker 1: notes here. Oh okay, give away three quarters of your money?
Speaker 1: Why away money? I'm sorry, I'm all for charity. Three
Speaker 1: quarters is a lot. Jeffrey, how much? I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: if you're Bill Gates, it doesn't matter, or Jeff Bezos
Speaker 1: But okay, selfish, but Researchers at a university in the
Speaker 1: Netherlands found a direct connection between the amount of money
Speaker 1: people give away and how long they lived. It's like
Speaker 1: they don't have to pay for anything there. They found
Speaker 1: France and Japan have the longest life expectancy. People in
Speaker 1: those countries share an average of almost seventy person scent
Speaker 1: of their lifetime income. Wow, it does feel good to
Speaker 1: get back. Also, they have mortality rates that are much
Speaker 1: lower than China or Turkey, where people only share forty
Speaker 1: four percent of their savings. I'm going to be sharing
Speaker 1: more the count half of your bank account. The good
Speaker 1: news is brook you don't have to give your money
Speaker 1: to strangers or to charity for this. Helping out your
Speaker 1: kids or family members does count as well. If you're
Speaker 1: doing that type of math, they take all of my money.
Speaker 1: So if you're wondering why sharing your money is linked
Speaker 1: to living longer, quote sharing generosity may reflect the strength
Speaker 1: of social connectedness, which itself benefits human health and well
Speaker 1: being and indirectly raises survivals. I'm not going to be
Speaker 1: able to pay rents. In other words, being generous gives
Speaker 1: you stronger social connections, and those make you healthier and happier,
Speaker 1: so you live longer. Yeah, it's like that person owes me.
Speaker 1: I got to keep them in my life. For example,
Speaker 1: they owe Do you know how much money this guy's
Speaker 1: giving the high heeled shoes over the years. I don't
Speaker 1: know the exact amount. I just know it's all in ones.
Speaker 1: Does that consider charity or maybe just the shoes name
Speaker 1: was charity? Either way, that sound means Laser Stories has
Speaker 1: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
Speaker 1: same time on Monday, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: On this show, we've taken a pretty strong stance against
Speaker 1: cheating on your significant other. Yeah, would you say? But
Speaker 1: I think it takes a big person to admit when
Speaker 1: you are wrong. Wait, and maybe we've been too quick
Speaker 1: to judge cheating's cool? Now you cheating? Isn't that bad? Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Maybe getting cheated on is actually
Speaker 1: the best thing that's ever happened to someone. Well, if
Speaker 1: you hate that, I know you're skeptical. But if you
Speaker 1: don't believe me, three women are all making their dreams
Speaker 1: come true and it's all thanks to one lame dude
Speaker 1: being unfaithful. You'll hear how sometimes cheating is good coming
Speaker 1: up at seven. I believe it was Gandhi who said
Speaker 1: all you need to achieve your dreams is to work hard,
Speaker 1: believe in yourself, and have your significant others sleep around
Speaker 1: behind your back. Was that Gandhi? I don't know that
Speaker 1: anyone ever said, oh it was sorry, now it was snooky.
Speaker 1: I always get them confused short Tan, but there's something
Speaker 1: too that I think it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the
Speaker 1: Morning because a nineteen year old Utah State University student
Speaker 1: named Abbey is in the news. She was in an
Speaker 1: exclusive relationship with a guy named Taylor. Okay, at least
Speaker 1: that's what she thought until she got a text from
Speaker 1: two girls one night who mentioned her boyfriend and said, hey,
Speaker 1: are you dating this person? And they sent her a
Speaker 1: picture and Abby answered yes, And then she got a
Speaker 1: shocking reply that she was not expecting, saying, well, we're
Speaker 1: both dating him too. Ye. It was a huge shock
Speaker 1: for all the ladies, and after doing a little more digging,
Speaker 1: turns out the guy wasn't just three timing them, he
Speaker 1: was six timing match Jez jumbering a total of six
Speaker 1: women all at the same time. Terrible person, but impeccable
Speaker 1: scheduling skills. Yeah, you know when you're like nineteen year
Speaker 1: on a college campus, Like, how are you not getting caught?
Speaker 1: Yea true. Seriously, if that guy needs a job, we're
Speaker 1: ready to hire because this is super disorganized over here.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the three women, Abby and the two other girls,
Speaker 1: Becca and Morgan all dumped the dude. Okay, but after
Speaker 1: they stayed in touch and they developed a really close
Speaker 1: bond that the girls described as quote really really healing
Speaker 1: oh with each other, Like they're done with the dude,
Speaker 1: and now they're doing a friendship thing. And that's when
Speaker 1: they realize they actually all have pretty similar interests and said,
Speaker 1: why not spend the entire summer living in a van
Speaker 1: and traveling around the country together? What the heck is
Speaker 1: going on? Because that's the next step usually. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's kind of funny, Like, no, wonder he liked all
Speaker 1: those girls, Like they're all very similar, right, right, they're
Speaker 1: all single. Now they might as well take a trip. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he has a type, is what you're saying, and the
Speaker 1: type like each other. You're saying that you never thought
Speaker 1: that when you got cheated on by an X, like
Speaker 1: I should go with the with the side piece together.
Speaker 1: You know, it never crossed my mind, but maybe it
Speaker 1: was a missed opportunity exactly. Isn't it usually the opposite
Speaker 1: where they want to fight the person. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: but maybe we're going about it all the wrong way
Speaker 1: exactly right, because like, who's upset now? It's not the girls. Yes,
Speaker 1: did something that no one has ever thought of or
Speaker 1: done before. They bought an old nineteen and they retrofitted
Speaker 1: it and they went on a road trip together. Mind blowing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very creative. It's so cliche. But I'm also still kind
Speaker 1: of jealous of those people. Yeah, I'm like, do you
Speaker 1: just have rich parents like jobs? That's what I want
Speaker 1: to know? Or maybe they can work remotely? Yeah, that
Speaker 1: could be if you find a Wi Fi spot. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well they're nineteen years old, so I don't know what jobs.
Speaker 1: That mean. They're in college still, Okay, so that means
Speaker 1: somebody else retrofitted the van for them. They named it
Speaker 1: the bam bus for their initials, Becca, Abbey and Morgan
Speaker 1: like another website I really like, Yeah, and they just
Speaker 1: started posting about their trip online. You can follow them
Speaker 1: or something you could. Originally they were only supposed to
Speaker 1: be gone for three weeks, but they were having such
Speaker 1: a good time on their trip that they've extended it.
Speaker 1: And last time I checked, bam bus has a twenty
Speaker 1: thousand followers on Instagram. That's kind of awesome. I want
Speaker 1: to follow him. Yeah, I want to live vicariously through
Speaker 1: the literally wants to follow. I feel like Brooks encouraging
Speaker 1: her husband to cheat so she could be the bus
Speaker 1: now bringing him with mealy Bus. I don't think they
Speaker 1: want that. Don't want to kids kids to the next location,
Speaker 1: lucking on their bus. So what are we doing today?
Speaker 1: I got an it Tipperary plan for us. So at
Speaker 1: this point they're thinking of traveling for a full year
Speaker 1: in the bus, taking the year off of going to school. Okay,
Speaker 1: I bet their parents are stoked. Well, it's like literally
Speaker 1: any reason just to not go to school. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: does it all really mean school? Are they doing this
Speaker 1: all for revenge on their ex? They say no, I
Speaker 1: say it's not about that at all this point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean they're too invested for it to still be revenged.
Speaker 1: They say they don't talk about him ever, unless it's
Speaker 1: just to laugh at the circumstances that brought them together,
Speaker 1: and that they're just authentically following their dreams. Yeah, I guarantee.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of jokes about his tiny manhood. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: so there you go. If you have a significant other
Speaker 1: and you have a dream, it's possible. Oh as long
Speaker 1: as they cheat. As long as they cheat, you got
Speaker 1: to push him away so that you can make something
Speaker 1: of your side. Right now in their car, just shedded
Speaker 1: tear and it's like I needed to hear that. Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: they're making lemonade and for the broke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. All right, it's time for your phone tap.
Speaker 1: And when you're a parent, there's nothing more precious and
Speaker 1: seeing your child experience life's big milestones. Oh really, just
Speaker 1: even saying that makes me happy. Zero milestones for my
Speaker 1: parents to be proud of you maybe being on the show.
Speaker 1: But they're small moments like the her first word, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: their first two Oh my god, my daughter got her
Speaker 1: first wiggly two to three deal at her house right now,
Speaker 1: their first middle finger to a stranger years ago. But
Speaker 1: the thing is, you want to be there for those moments,
Speaker 1: and if you're not, it can make you do some
Speaker 1: weird stuff like I don't know, calling up a daycare
Speaker 1: and accusing the staff of trying to take those special
Speaker 1: moments from you. Yeah, that's what kind of happens today.
Speaker 1: You'll hear how it goes in your phone. Tap right
Speaker 1: now on the twenties, I'm moving. Hello, Hi, I'm looking
Speaker 1: to speak with mister Nay. This is the Nay. Who
Speaker 1: is this? My name is Ruth and you have a
Speaker 1: kid in your group, Penelope. I'm her aunt. Oh, Hi,
Speaker 1: how are you? How can I help you? Actually, I'm
Speaker 1: glad you asked me because I'm not good, So yes,
Speaker 1: you can help me. Oh everything, Okay, I'm calling about
Speaker 1: the incident to happen last week. I'm sorry, something with Penelope.
Speaker 1: Of course, with Penelope. Her mom has been in tears
Speaker 1: since it happened, since what happened, I'm sorry. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to figure out what happened exactly. You know, when Penelope
Speaker 1: took her first steps at the daycare, Oh, I thought
Speaker 1: it was a nice moment. If her mom upset? Upset,
Speaker 1: more like devastated, My sister is beside herself. She missed it. Wait,
Speaker 1: am I missaying something? Do I need to spell it
Speaker 1: out for you? Seeing your baby take their first steps
Speaker 1: is a big deal for a mother. Look, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: that she missed it, but I cannot predicate when something
Speaker 1: is going to happen. When she's about to go through
Speaker 1: a mouth soon, I can't help that. I mean, did
Speaker 1: you even try to stop it? Why would I want
Speaker 1: to stop it? Are you outright admitting right now that
Speaker 1: you didn't even try to prevent it? You want me
Speaker 1: to make her sit there and she's taking her first steps.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why you're met with me. What is
Speaker 1: the toddler too strong for you? I mean a little push,
Speaker 1: that's all it would have taken. You want me to push?
Speaker 1: You want me to push the towel. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's not my job, Okay, put baby ankle weights on
Speaker 1: her for all I care why. I just want to
Speaker 1: make sure that her mom does not miss another precious moment. Lady,
Speaker 1: you have lost your mind. Just put yourself in the
Speaker 1: mother's shoes. She's missing out on everything while she come
Speaker 1: in her there all day and then she won't miss
Speaker 1: any moment. People have jobs, they're not responsible for watching
Speaker 1: their children. You are use me. And last month she
Speaker 1: found out that her daughter saw a hamster for the
Speaker 1: first time at your daycare and you stole that experience.
Speaker 1: Here you are calling me about some hamster that she
Speaker 1: didn't get to see her smell a little bit. You
Speaker 1: are out of your freaking mind, lady. I have never
Speaker 1: heard a teacher with less empathy than you. I mean,
Speaker 1: why even have kids if you don't get to see
Speaker 1: them hit their milestone? I do not know what you
Speaker 1: want me to do. Do you want me to stop
Speaker 1: her until her mom come to pick her up? And
Speaker 1: she's around like, what do you want me to do?
Speaker 1: So what we're gonna do here is I'm hiring a
Speaker 1: camera crew to come to the daycare and they're gonna
Speaker 1: follow Penelope throughout the day. No, you listen to me
Speaker 1: so that you don't steal any more precious moments from
Speaker 1: her mother. Now you're saying you're gonna have a camera crew.
Speaker 1: They're coming to daycare the film less, so you all
Speaker 1: miss any moments of a day, Like, are you serious?
Speaker 1: You always repeat everything that people say you finally got okay,
Speaker 1: I need to by the way, when the camera's on,
Speaker 1: you need to look presentable. You've met like some sorority
Speaker 1: girl that's coming home from an all nightcager. You are
Speaker 1: a meth lady with your craptops and your phone lattes.
Speaker 1: You're nice, abs, What are you talking about? Haven't had
Speaker 1: any babies in there? You really are taking it way
Speaker 1: too far. Your Catherine told me how you spend your
Speaker 1: days working in those in what are you briant outfits
Speaker 1: are around those small children? Catherine told you what about me? Oh?
Speaker 1: She said a lot. And not only does she tell
Speaker 1: me that, but she told me to do a prank
Speaker 1: phone call on you too. Why what did I say?
Speaker 1: Said it's a joke. This is actually Broke for the
Speaker 1: radio show Breaking Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a
Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Oh my god, Catherine set you up?
Speaker 1: Your set you up? Because she said you've been dealing
Speaker 1: with a bunch of like crazy helicopter parents lately. I
Speaker 1: can't believe this. Like when you were saying it's pushed
Speaker 1: the little kids out, I really thought you were crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'll tell you this phone call would
Speaker 1: have gone a lot different if you were okay with it.
Speaker 1: Week up every morning with phone taps on the twenties
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Today, we're all gonna
Speaker 1: take out our magnifying glasses, put on on our investigator hats,
Speaker 1: and throw on our matching inspector gadget underwear because my
Speaker 1: friends have a mystery to solve. Oh I like that
Speaker 1: I have Scooby Doo underwear. Did I screw it all
Speaker 1: off on today? We'll have to roll with it. We
Speaker 1: have to figure you're out the mystery at the Fireman's Ball.
Speaker 1: Without even hearing a single word, I already have a
Speaker 1: suspicion that it was Colonel Custard in the macaroni room
Speaker 1: with a slotted spoon got him. They don't have those
Speaker 1: things at a fireman's fault. Even criminal geniuses like myself
Speaker 1: can be wrong from time to time. Because what happened
Speaker 1: at that Fireman's Ball had every single person in this
Speaker 1: room flummis. Yes, I said, just like Colonel Mustard would say.
Speaker 1: Oh God, We're gonna get to the bottom of this mystery.
Speaker 1: In a brand new second date update coming up right
Speaker 1: after this second date. Normally I have like a fun
Speaker 1: silly intro prepared for these second date updates, But before
Speaker 1: we came in studio, I ran into an old friend
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. I lost track of time. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be honest I know nothing about who's on the phone,
Speaker 1: what happened on their date, or where my pants are? Who?
Speaker 1: I was curious a lot of questions, But we're gonna
Speaker 1: get answers with whoever's on the line right now. Let's
Speaker 1: talk to them. Hello, who are you? Hey? My name's Eddie.
Speaker 1: How are you guys? Eddie? Oh? Hey, do you know
Speaker 1: where Jeff's pants are? Yes? Bathroom? Probably why you think
Speaker 1: of that? Yeah? All right, Well, I'm really glad that
Speaker 1: we have you, Eddie. You obviously know what's going on.
Speaker 1: Tell us about the girl you want us to call
Speaker 1: today or the guy. I don't know what's their name?
Speaker 1: Her name is Jessica. Okay, okay, And where'd you meet?
Speaker 1: So we met online, you know, like most people. We
Speaker 1: met online, and like immediately I thought, I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this girl is gorgeous. I love those sense
Speaker 1: of styles. Really nice lips, like celebrity looking lips, like
Speaker 1: it was anything about it was like perfect, okay nice.
Speaker 1: I mean at that point, did you think she must
Speaker 1: not be real? Yeah? No, not really, because like the
Speaker 1: conversation was flowing and like I don't know, everything seemed
Speaker 1: legit about her, like okay, okay, good. You mentioned celebrity.
Speaker 1: What celebrity would you comparison? It was like Jessica Alba
Speaker 1: lips on like a regular looking person. Though. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: what did you and Jessica end up doing for your date? So?
Speaker 1: I just recently I was going to fire training academy,
Speaker 1: like to be a firefighter. You went through fire academy
Speaker 1: for a date? No, no, no, no, yes, yes, I
Speaker 1: did pass, and like they have a cool like dinner
Speaker 1: like ceremonial to like celebrate let's passing and graduating all
Speaker 1: that stuff. So I just invited her to come with me.
Speaker 1: It was like a cool like banquet hall type thing.
Speaker 1: That's kind of a big pressure moment. It wasn't my
Speaker 1: first choice, but like just because our scheduled were so busy,
Speaker 1: that happen to be the only time it was we
Speaker 1: were free, and I just told her about it and
Speaker 1: she seemed like excited. So okay, I mean that's good.
Speaker 1: It's definitely gonna be a good look on you because
Speaker 1: she's showing up. You're a firefighter. You're gonna be saving
Speaker 1: live soon. You're wearing that like really sharp firefighter outfit. Seriously,
Speaker 1: like the formal firefighter look, not the one with all
Speaker 1: the gear. But just I mean, it's a good look Eddie. Wow,
Speaker 1: it sounds like you know a lot about firefighters and
Speaker 1: what they wear. I have a weekly visitation with the
Speaker 1: firefighting station. I'm jealous. Yeah, so sorry, let's get back
Speaker 1: to you in Jessica. Was there any awkward times during
Speaker 1: the night. No, it wasn't not awkward at all. Like
Speaker 1: we didn't even tell anyone when it was our first
Speaker 1: date because I just told I just told everyone's like
Speaker 1: I'm bringing like a friend of mine that I've been
Speaker 1: talking to, and like everyone liked her, Like she was
Speaker 1: cracking jokes at the table, everyone was laughing. We ended
Speaker 1: up dancing together. It was like a genuine, like really
Speaker 1: really good time. Smart move on not telling people that,
Speaker 1: because then there's so much pressure and everybody wants to
Speaker 1: get in on your business. Oh look at Duddy's on
Speaker 1: a first day, like you know, like that was really
Speaker 1: good move on your part. Yeah. But the thing that
Speaker 1: was weird. So after everything was said and done, like
Speaker 1: she told me she had to go, and I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: i can drop you off. I've only had like one drink.
Speaker 1: I'm fine, I can just drop you off. And she
Speaker 1: was like, no, I'm just gonna take an Uber. It's easier,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah. So then she ended up just
Speaker 1: like Uber at home, like we said goodbye and I
Speaker 1: was like, I'd love to see you against it, like yeah, definitely,
Speaker 1: et cetera. And then after Uber at home, I was like,
Speaker 1: I just having heard from her since, like I texted
Speaker 1: her morning and I was like, hey, last night was
Speaker 1: really fun. I hope you had fun blah blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: And it was just been like radio Sivens ever since.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's tough. Yeah. I mean I could see
Speaker 1: where she would leave just because like she wants to
Speaker 1: give you some time with your buddies or you know
Speaker 1: whatever to celebrate, but she wouldn't call you. I would
Speaker 1: you never pay for an Uber if I had a
Speaker 1: ride option? Yea, what do you think? I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like I can't think of anything that would have, Like
Speaker 1: I thought everything weren't really well known. Brookes said that
Speaker 1: maybe this was a good idea, but having a firefighter
Speaker 1: day bringing your date around all of these hot, hunky firefighters,
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe it wasn't such a good idea. Maybe
Speaker 1: somebody swooped in on her. I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I hope not. But that's what you guys are here for.
Speaker 1: So I mean, at your actual graduation for becoming a firefighter,
Speaker 1: and somebody steals your girl. He's like, I brought Jessica
Speaker 1: Alba's lives here, yeah, just to me. Yeah, man, and
Speaker 1: I didn't even get to kiss those lives either. Well,
Speaker 1: let's say if we can actually get that to happen,
Speaker 1: We're gonna play a song, we'll come back, we'll call
Speaker 1: Jessica for you, and we'll try and get your second
Speaker 1: date up day. Okay, Eddie, awesome, Thank you guys. Hold on, man,
Speaker 1: you know it's nice to have a real life hero
Speaker 1: on the second date up. Oh yeah, who wakes up
Speaker 1: every morning and selflessly goes out and makes a difference
Speaker 1: in his community and in people's lives. Yeah, but enough
Speaker 1: about years truly. Okay, let's talk to our friends Eddie
Speaker 1: who get important jobs. You know, his is far behind
Speaker 1: a radio ge but still plays a pretty important role
Speaker 1: in our community. Because Eddie just graduated from fire academy
Speaker 1: and is now a firefighter. Eddie, I salute you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank man. Little in fact emergency call radio station. It's
Speaker 1: nine one zero, Oh, I say, people, Yeah quick, I
Speaker 1: need a second. Sorry, we're only giving emergencies to call
Speaker 1: her number twenty seven. Try again next time. Luck anywhere Eddie.
Speaker 1: Are you nervous right now for this call? Yeah? Kind of.
Speaker 1: I'm excited, definitely. I want to know what happened. What's
Speaker 1: your thought? What's your best guess? Maybe she met somebody
Speaker 1: else's I didn't want to tell me. That's what I
Speaker 1: think I can think there. Okay, we all agree, like
Speaker 1: we It's just like you said, you're in a room
Speaker 1: full of hot firefighters. Yeah, you just pick one. It's
Speaker 1: like moss to a flame. Yeah, ten of them carry
Speaker 1: her out. Well, let's find out for sure. We're gonna
Speaker 1: call Jessica for you. We're going to try and get
Speaker 1: you your second date update. You ready, man? Yeah? Man?
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. I'm dialing the number right now. Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi is this Jessica? Yeah, Hi Jessica. My name's Jeff
Speaker 1: from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okayy,
Speaker 1: why are you guys calling me? Well, we're doing a
Speaker 1: segment from our show. It's called a second date update.
Speaker 1: That's where if you go out with someone and afterwards.
Speaker 1: If that person isn't calling you back, you can email
Speaker 1: us and we'll reach out to them for you to
Speaker 1: help you figure out the reason why. It sounds like
Speaker 1: a pretty fun segment. Huh. I don't know you, so,
Speaker 1: I don't really know what this is about, but it
Speaker 1: sounds like you're having fun with it. Well, we're trying
Speaker 1: to have fun. We'd like you to have fun with
Speaker 1: us too, no pressure, but we're calling on behalf of
Speaker 1: one of our listeners named Eddie. Oh no, you remember Eddie. Nah,
Speaker 1: he's hard to forget. It's hard to forget a sexy firefighter. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Is that what you meant? Yeah, sure, that's what I meant.
Speaker 1: I don't believe he sounded lovely when we talked to him,
Speaker 1: and he was into you know, firefighters have to pass
Speaker 1: some physical tests, so he has to be a point
Speaker 1: somewhat hot and in shade, able to carry things. Okay, No, Jessica,
Speaker 1: I'm not on board with any of this. That's okay,
Speaker 1: I don't really you know, he isn't someone that I
Speaker 1: ever want to see again. WHOA, Yeah, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know what your relationship is to him, but he's
Speaker 1: my dad. Honestly, did he do something to offend you
Speaker 1: because he has no idea? Sounds like yeah. Eddie emailed
Speaker 1: and he told us all about your date, that you
Speaker 1: went to his fire Academy graduation and he was trying
Speaker 1: to be as respectful as possible with you the entire time,
Speaker 1: and said that according to him, it went pretty well.
Speaker 1: That's not the case. No, not at all. Oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know what he told you, what he's trying to
Speaker 1: get from you. But our date was all on me.
Speaker 1: He said, he was taking me out and we were
Speaker 1: having dinner. He got up, exited lightly for a moment,
Speaker 1: then motioned for me to come over while I was
Speaker 1: eating and asked if I could put my credit card
Speaker 1: down to pay for a two hundred dollars meal. WHOA
Speaker 1: are we talking about the same date, because you guys
Speaker 1: were like a banquet thing. For absolutely, we were at
Speaker 1: a banquet and you can graduate and hey, one dollars
Speaker 1: per plate. And somehow I didn't know any of this.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. I've hosted a Firefighter's ball before and
Speaker 1: the tickets are like super expensive to go. I didn't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they're always really fancy affairs. That's why they put
Speaker 1: on the nice dress. Yeah, how come we weren't invited
Speaker 1: to that? Sorry? Okay, weird. Once I got married, they
Speaker 1: didn't ask me to host anymore. I also got together. So, Jessica,
Speaker 1: you're saying that he didn't pay for the meals, he
Speaker 1: made you pay for it. Yeah, he said he forgot
Speaker 1: his credit cards. Oh sure, he said he forgot his
Speaker 1: credit cards. Firefighters made good money from what I know too.
Speaker 1: He just graduated, honey, he's not working yet. I mean
Speaker 1: he's like a fire interne student, right, and so you
Speaker 1: think he did that on purpose? He purposely didn't want
Speaker 1: to pay a thousand percent. You don't go to a
Speaker 1: banquet and bring a date empty hand, ended you ask
Speaker 1: your day, but you ask another firefighter to do it.
Speaker 1: I mean I would be kind of upset about that too.
Speaker 1: I agree with you. Yeah, I'm just shocked that he
Speaker 1: actually contacted you guys. I'm really disgusted. Well, it's interesting
Speaker 1: because he never mentioned anything about that when we spoke
Speaker 1: to him totally, So maybe we should just ask him directly,
Speaker 1: because Jessica, Eddie's been on the other line listening this
Speaker 1: entire time. He wants to talk to you. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about he's on the phone. Yeah, are you serious? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Eddie there, it's not funny. Oh Hi, that's it, Hettie, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: Like I listen, I didn't have the money on my car.
Speaker 1: I just got them paying for like my school and everything.
Speaker 1: But like, if you want to set up like a
Speaker 1: payment plan, like why did you invite her to that?
Speaker 1: Then just go take her to coffee and you can
Speaker 1: skip it. Why did you even go? I mean your
Speaker 1: saying it's your I thought it would be a memory,
Speaker 1: fun night, and she looked like just based on the
Speaker 1: profile pictures, like based on like all the clothes and
Speaker 1: she's wearing, like she looked like she was doing well,
Speaker 1: Like that'd be like a drop in the bucket to her.
Speaker 1: So you knew that you couldn't afford before you went
Speaker 1: to this banquet. I mean I had I figured that
Speaker 1: she would just cover it, and like, I didn't know
Speaker 1: it was a big deal. But I'll definitely pay her back. Jessica,
Speaker 1: what do you think about that it's a payment plan? Honestly,
Speaker 1: I just can't believe I didn't see the signs prior
Speaker 1: to this, and I think you're disgusting. I think you
Speaker 1: should probably go to Etiqutt school. Oh okay, well, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry if I'm offending you, Jessica, Like, I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to connect a love relationship talking to Eddieffrey. Oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't get that. I would him disgusting. I would
Speaker 1: just call him cheap. He's just cheap. Yeah, and he's
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to go to etiquette school. He's
Speaker 1: already maxed out his credit card paying for fire school,
Speaker 1: so you're just gonna put him even further in debt. Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm maxed out. A lot of women do this to
Speaker 1: men on dates, like myself, just saying it's forever, let's
Speaker 1: take money out of the equation. Though, aside from the payment,
Speaker 1: wasn't Were you having a good time with Eddie? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I had a good time until he got up and
Speaker 1: when over to his friend and started getting chummy with him,
Speaker 1: and then turned towards me and points at me, waives
Speaker 1: his finger to have me come towards him. I was like,
Speaker 1: something's up here. Look he wants you to meet his friends.
Speaker 1: Oh is this when he was asking for the credit card? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like I was sitting at that table with
Speaker 1: food in front of me. A lot of people were
Speaker 1: looking at me. I did look good and I had
Speaker 1: to go over there, so the pressure was on. So
Speaker 1: you felt like you couldn't have told him no, I mean,
Speaker 1: or you too would have been washed dishes to pay
Speaker 1: for your meals. I really don't see what the big
Speaker 1: deal is because, like I don't know if you guys
Speaker 1: know this, but all the money goes to the fire department,
Speaker 1: so it's like a donation. Yeah, okay, Still, like if
Speaker 1: you don't think it's worth donating to Wow, did you
Speaker 1: just dress tell her beforehand? I mean maybe? I mean
Speaker 1: if Jessica, if you had known, would you have agreed
Speaker 1: to go? Like if Eddie would have said, hey, no, okay,
Speaker 1: But now that he's called you heartless and cheap, now
Speaker 1: are you rethinking things again? Okay? See, I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's true, Jessica. That's why I would love to
Speaker 1: offer to send you and Eddie out on another day,
Speaker 1: and this time will pay for it. We'll put the
Speaker 1: entire bill on us, not a banquet bill, just a
Speaker 1: regular hopefully under fifty dollars bill, like a whole There
Speaker 1: you go. What do you think? Jessica absolutely not had
Speaker 1: fun at all? Yeah? I thought from the beginning to Eddie,
Speaker 1: you really read that night rong? Okay, well, can I
Speaker 1: get some money? Just be going on another day? Then?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, then you can't either get rich and
Speaker 1: ugly or hot and broken. I don't know, I think, Eddie,
Speaker 1: if you really do want money, you bring that firefighter
Speaker 1: outfit over to the studio. You get Brooke a little
Speaker 1: bit of a dance, and it's gonna be raining ones
Speaker 1: all over you. Mama gonna make it rain. Okay, I
Speaker 1: never mind, it's getting weird now. I don't think I
Speaker 1: can play fire school with an all One's broke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. I can't believe it, but my
Speaker 1: songwriting skills have become so well known, so acclaimed around
Speaker 1: the world. That's several big corporations have actually reached out
Speaker 1: wanting to use my talents. A grass friend, which in
Speaker 1: fact a major baby product company, just approached me and
Speaker 1: they asked me to come up with a catchy new
Speaker 1: jingle for their new line of baby oil. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if you use it in
Speaker 1: the right way. Well, I definitely use it. You want
Speaker 1: to to send in a few ideas, I thought maybe
Speaker 1: their new jingle could be like baby baby, baby oil right,
Speaker 1: or instead of drake started from the bottom, they could
Speaker 1: do rub it on the bottom and we're clear. So
Speaker 1: submitted those but after I sent him in have not
Speaker 1: heard back from the company. It's been several weeks. Maybe
Speaker 1: they needed to hear you sing it. Maybe. And then
Speaker 1: also somehow I was mistakenly added to a local predators
Speaker 1: watch list. Oh look, look what happens when you're just
Speaker 1: trying to be helpful. Yeah, I'm sorry, friends. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be singing baby Baby. Maybe whoever did that to
Speaker 1: me will appreciate my brand new song of the week.
Speaker 1: Take me off that watch list. Yeah, we're gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Coming up at eight ten. All right, it's time for
Speaker 1: Young Jeffrey's song of the week. Okay, but first, big
Speaker 1: thanks to everybody who's been to the Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: TikTok like yeah for sure, jeff Yeah, last week's song
Speaker 1: about the summer heatwave got half a million views. Okay,
Speaker 1: really cool, But got another topic on my mind because
Speaker 1: over the last six or seven months, we've been seeing
Speaker 1: a huge trend of people suddenly deciding to up and
Speaker 1: quit their jobs at our company. Every week, there's a
Speaker 1: new like and so, but they've moved on to better things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're calling it the great resignation. Oh man, you didn't
Speaker 1: know about this. After the pandemic, businesses have been struggling
Speaker 1: to get their workers to come back into the office
Speaker 1: or back into their stores because they got a taste
Speaker 1: of the sweet life. Yeah, they that sweatpant life. Drinking
Speaker 1: at ten am watching HBO Max does sound great. I
Speaker 1: mean taking a nap. I still do that all the time,
Speaker 1: and I'd love more. Yeah. Close. Unemployment benefits are so
Speaker 1: good right now, it's almost more lucrative not to have
Speaker 1: a job. A lot of my friends that are servers
Speaker 1: were like, yeah, dude, I'm making just the same as
Speaker 1: i'd go to work. I just hit back and make
Speaker 1: make a hundred. It's crazy. Yeah. So already millions and
Speaker 1: millions of people across every industry have said that's it.
Speaker 1: Not doing the daily grind anymore. Wait are you quitting? Bro? Look,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get there yet. This fall, experts say
Speaker 1: one in four employees are gonna leave their jobs in
Speaker 1: search of better offers. Gonna be God, I've been here
Speaker 1: too long. I think I'm stuck. I hope it's not me.
Speaker 1: It's unprecedented what's happening. So I have to sing about it.
Speaker 1: And I just wanted to give all the workers out
Speaker 1: there who've maybe already quit, or if you're thinking about
Speaker 1: quitting soon, a song that captures that feeling of throwing
Speaker 1: in the towel and telling your boss, screw this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm out. You know you you you, You're you're supposed
Speaker 1: to be. Hey, stick with it and you're gonna get
Speaker 1: over it. No way. Listen, dude, there's only one life.
Speaker 1: Y'll know singing Colleed's number one hit song. Your location
Speaker 1: is Young Jeffrey's resignation. All right, I'm gonna point where
Speaker 1: I'm ready point this realization. Kind of hate my occupatient,
Speaker 1: so I don't need these paychecks. No more from you
Speaker 1: grow send. My resignation is two weeks notification. Go and
Speaker 1: tear up my wtube. Lunch out the email troubles that
Speaker 1: we got into. Was it CC de me or BCC?
Speaker 1: Do you let it delete? I've had it with the
Speaker 1: long commutes. Rather work at home and where my birthday
Speaker 1: suits so and my healthcare package. I'll vanish like Atlantis
Speaker 1: and moved to Kansas, where I'll get me a farm
Speaker 1: and grow the devil's cabbage. I wanna end this occupation,
Speaker 1: find one offering more vacation, and when I leave, I'll
Speaker 1: play you a sad kazoos grand me a termination by
Speaker 1: tries they say, beation, Hey Jeff Bezos, Wow, you need
Speaker 1: a new clue. I'll want to see another damn spreadsheet. No,
Speaker 1: through this Cuba corner. There's a lot of cool jobs
Speaker 1: where I could go, doing half the work, make it
Speaker 1: twice the dope. I'm only quitting right now because I
Speaker 1: want to This company stings. I've been thinking. I got
Speaker 1: to go online and fix up my LinkedIn, leave of
Speaker 1: my work frustrations, and spend more time playing and PlayStation
Speaker 1: because I got dreams and once I quit they'll come true.
Speaker 1: I'll travel around this nation inside of man for habitation,
Speaker 1: posting bricks at every Wendy's drive through the Later Road.
Speaker 1: Bye Bye, bye, suck my time card. I resign better
Speaker 1: being a farewell party on you in my my my,
Speaker 1: who knows what new work I'll find? Made her d
Speaker 1: on a Disneyland cruise, good luck feeling my shoes. I
Speaker 1: might make her few wounds, draw tattoos. Carspoon, all these
Speaker 1: things that I could do, train Rack, who wounds Rob,
Speaker 1: Egyptian Town, I'll choose. I'm so sorry, but I'm done
Speaker 1: working for you. Jeffrey. Dude, that was vibe. People are
Speaker 1: going to go to the YouTube page and just send
Speaker 1: that to their boss. Notice and then the boss listen
Speaker 1: to be like that. That is that it. The boss
Speaker 1: is gonna love it, be like, honestly, that was so good.
Speaker 1: Go ahead too. Yeah, it most inspired myself to resign
Speaker 1: from the show. It's the raccoon part, isn't it. That's
Speaker 1: the Egyptian tomb. Yeah, I've watched The Mummy, so yeah,
Speaker 1: I pretty much get it. That was like the f
Speaker 1: It's easy. You just you don't trigger the booby traps,
Speaker 1: don't read from the Book of the Dead and reawaken
Speaker 1: the Mummy that kills everybody, Like you know more than
Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, I think that you're good. Dollar Treasure.
Speaker 1: I'll go back to the raccoons texting to seventy five
Speaker 1: nine to tell us what you thought about the song
Speaker 1: of the week. Tell us if you're about to quit
Speaker 1: your job. Yeah, yeah, we'll love The video of this
Speaker 1: up on the Brooke and Jeffrey YouTube on the Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey TikTok on Instagram, Facebook, all the social media,
Speaker 1: and I don't know should we even do the phone tap?
Speaker 1: Should we all just call it right now, turn the
Speaker 1: mics off and hit the bars. Yes, that will be
Speaker 1: when we get there. I guess we'll see your phone
Speaker 1: tap might be coming up next, or you may never
Speaker 1: hear from us ever again. We'll find out right after this. Well,
Speaker 1: we decided to come back, but it is almost time
Speaker 1: for your phone tap. We're still getting text into seven
Speaker 1: eight five nine two. Though. Regarding my new song in
Speaker 1: the week, if you missed it, instead of singing Khaleed's
Speaker 1: hit song your Location, I sang my own version called
Speaker 1: Resignation because of the new trend of millions of people
Speaker 1: quitting their jobs post pandemic in search of something different,
Speaker 1: something better. Yeah, and we got a lot of response
Speaker 1: to seven eight five nine two. One said Jeff, great song.
Speaker 1: It just inspired me to quit. That way, I'll never
Speaker 1: have to drive to work again and listen to your
Speaker 1: stupid show backfired. Yeah, I did not think about it
Speaker 1: that rare very. Wow. I don't want people quitting like
Speaker 1: our listeners quitting. Yeah, and listen you can listen at home,
Speaker 1: you can listen on the app. You can you can
Speaker 1: listen to all of our podcasts wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 1: Do I sound desperate? No, I will come to your
Speaker 1: Another text came in that said, I'm pregnant with my
Speaker 1: boss's baby, but I'm married to someone else. Maybe I
Speaker 1: should quit. You need to be on more Tuesday phone
Speaker 1: call with us to them. Then you can quit. Here
Speaker 1: you go. But if you like the song, if you
Speaker 1: missed it or you want to hear it again, go
Speaker 1: check it out on the Brook and Jeffery YouTube, on Facebook, TikTok,
Speaker 1: or our Instagram. You can share it with a fellow quitter.
Speaker 1: Please God, please please go and check it out Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. All right, Brooke, this is
Speaker 1: for two in a row today. Can you'll be playing
Speaker 1: first timer? Janice from Kent Janice? What's up? Hey there? Hey,
Speaker 1: you're having a rip roaring summer or what I'm having
Speaker 1: a great summer? Yeah? What are we doing this weekend?
Speaker 1: Slipping slide go into great will flatch for my daughter's
Speaker 1: thirteen birthday? Old sounds like a lot. Are you scared
Speaker 1: for your daughter to turn thirteen? Because there's something that
Speaker 1: goes weird in our heads at that age. That's a
Speaker 1: nervous slash. Wow, good luck, thank you, I need it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, well let's send Brooke out of the studio.
Speaker 1: All that happens, Janie. You know how the game's played.
Speaker 1: You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know when you can say pass, you
Speaker 1: have to beat Brooke outright to win. You're ready, I'm ready?
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Your time starts now. The
Speaker 1: Summer Olympics start today. What city will it be in?
Speaker 1: Winnie the Pooh was named after what Canadian city? M Vancouver.
Speaker 1: A botanist studies what uh botanist flowers? But what's one
Speaker 1: thousand multiplied by one thousand? Um? Sapphire is a shade
Speaker 1: of what color blue? All right, good work on the
Speaker 1: answers there. We're gonna bring Brook back into the studio
Speaker 1: and Janice. Whenever we have contestants on this, we usually
Speaker 1: like to ask them they're interesting fact. But I've already
Speaker 1: seen your interesting fact and I'm gonna tell it for you. Why. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's really really cool? Okay, So apparently Janice just reunited
Speaker 1: with her high school sweetheart from twenty years ago. Wow right, yeah,
Speaker 1: well it wasn't just reunited. We reunited five years ago.
Speaker 1: We got engaged on fourth of July gradual and there
Speaker 1: actually has two kids and they're amazing. Oh you are
Speaker 1: so sweet. That was so good. My high school sweetheart
Speaker 1: hit me up. She has like five kids now, and
Speaker 1: I was with the opposite direction. It was like, okay,
Speaker 1: good to hear five is about. Yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 1: It's a lot. That's really cool. Jandas all right, Brook,
Speaker 1: you're up, you're ready, Yes, your time starts now. The
Speaker 1: Summer Olympics start today. What city will it be in? Tokyo?
Speaker 1: Winnie the Pooh was named after what Canadian city, Winnipeg.
Speaker 1: A botanist studies what plants? What's one thousand multiplied by
Speaker 1: one thousand? A million? Sapphire is a shade of what
Speaker 1: color red? What does the AC button on a calculator
Speaker 1: stand for? All clear? Quantas is the largest airline based
Speaker 1: in which country Australia? Which country is bree Cheese originally
Speaker 1: from Denmark. All right, we got those answers. Going to
Speaker 1: the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose You
Speaker 1: are about lujah? Sorry, jose it. Janice, you got three today?
Speaker 1: Yea yeah? And Brook Wow you got sick. Well, let's
Speaker 1: go to the answers for everybody. The Summer Olympics start today.
Speaker 1: It takes place in Tokyo, Japan. Winnie the Pooh was
Speaker 1: named after the Canadian city Winnipeg. A botanist studies plants
Speaker 1: one thousand multiplied by one thousand, that's one million. I
Speaker 1: was right. Sapphire is a shade of blue. Oh, I
Speaker 1: got that right, yep. And AC button on a calculator
Speaker 1: stands for all clear. Quantas is the largest airline based
Speaker 1: in Australia, and bree Cheese originally from France, where you
Speaker 1: would probably think it should be probably so, Janice, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: can't give you any money today, but just for playing
Speaker 1: you do get a twenty five dollars Red Robin gift
Speaker 1: card that'll set you up for a nice dinner with
Speaker 1: your boo. Or you could do what I do and
Speaker 1: spend all twenty five dollars on a side of campfire
Speaker 1: sauce and then just take a big bath in it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: swimming that stuff. Oh yeah, don't knock until you try it, Janie, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're thirteen year Old is probably going to be doing
Speaker 1: that later at the Great Wolf Lot. Oh she does
Speaker 1: make a mess, though. I'm glad you got control on
Speaker 1: a Janis. Thank you so much for playing. We'll be
Speaker 1: back to play win Brooks Box same time on Monday,
Speaker 1: brook and Jeffrey in the morning