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Speaker 1: this podcast. I'm so excited to be in Miami. I'm
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Speaker 1: on the beach all day with a lot of sundayale ocean.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, I don't think I've gotten a
Speaker 1: yeast infection while doing this podcast before, I was like,
Speaker 1: I've never. That's usually like me every month yeaster U
Speaker 1: t I I I yeast infection should burn in hell.
Speaker 1: I have never in my fucking life itched so badly
Speaker 1: in the most inconvenient place. You know the face a
Speaker 1: dog makes when he's taken a ship in public and
Speaker 1: you meet eyes and he just looks like shame. That's
Speaker 1: me in public, trying to hide, scratching my vagina and
Speaker 1: just scaring kids away. Yeah, because you opened a bake
Speaker 1: shop in your underwear. The worst, the bake shop from hell.
Speaker 1: It I cannot. I like wanted. I forget what I
Speaker 1: was gonna do. One day. I was like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do me today. I'm gonna like go to a
Speaker 1: museum or something. I forget the funk it was. And
Speaker 1: then I was itching, and then it kind of went away,
Speaker 1: came in waves and like g I n said, don't
Speaker 1: use vadgicil. Yeah, Like, well, what the fund do I
Speaker 1: use my nails to scratch off my vagina. I don't
Speaker 1: know when you have that vaginal dish charge to underneath
Speaker 1: your fingernails. Oh oops, that's why I had us for
Speaker 1: so long. Anyway. Uh wow, Well learning some new every
Speaker 1: day guys, that's what's getting older is all about. I
Speaker 1: like went. I think it was like a music I
Speaker 1: think it's like the fucking tenement Museum. I've always wanted
Speaker 1: to go there. And I'm like, you know what, today's
Speaker 1: christmin It's an uplifting day. I love history and I
Speaker 1: wanted to experience sentiments, and so I went, and then
Speaker 1: I was itching so bad and like making people uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Like I wore one of those coats where the pocket
Speaker 1: was right over my vagina, so I put my hand
Speaker 1: in the pocket, could scratch my crotch when necessary, and
Speaker 1: no one would see it. But the thing with that
Speaker 1: is everyone saw it, and so I fucking left. I
Speaker 1: didn't even go to the museum. But do you know
Speaker 1: what I see? I wish I wish I could have
Speaker 1: got it through this process, because when you have a
Speaker 1: yeast infection where a long flowing skirt with no underwear
Speaker 1: and let it just breathe in the wind a little
Speaker 1: bit because he falls out onto the sidewalk, who's gonna know.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna know what that saw my know, my
Speaker 1: mommy's pills. Don't worry about it here because any like
Speaker 1: any fabric up against it. And also it's like it's
Speaker 1: super spread herble. So it's just like, dude, the yeast
Speaker 1: is just mean you have to when you have a
Speaker 1: US infection, you're supposed to be changing your your cotton
Speaker 1: panties like multiple times a day because you're just keep
Speaker 1: giving yourself a yust infection like a lot a lot
Speaker 1: of times. The doctor tell me that a lot of time.
Speaker 1: Just come to grin. Yeah, I gotta call you next time.
Speaker 1: With no more of this problem viewing shipped to you
Speaker 1: on the podcast, but we record after the fact. I
Speaker 1: could have saved my I could have actually gone to
Speaker 1: the tenement museum and fucking enjoyed it. And my vagina
Speaker 1: up and itching. It was the work. It was. I cannot.
Speaker 1: I almost had an anxiety attack that the itch was
Speaker 1: so bad. And what I did was I put a
Speaker 1: condom on my hat tachi wand and I just put
Speaker 1: it up against my vagina right all day, all day.
Speaker 1: It's like containing bed books. So but that's what I did.
Speaker 1: When I had the really bad u t I. I
Speaker 1: went in the shower and master man because the power.
Speaker 1: The only thing feeling that was more powerful than the
Speaker 1: pain of the u t I was the orgasm. You
Speaker 1: know what's weird, like cutting, but for your vagina, it's
Speaker 1: so sweet. One thing that's weird though, that I feel
Speaker 1: weird saying. The orgasm that I gave myself while having
Speaker 1: a yeast infection was like pretty good, yeah, but like
Speaker 1: it felt because the whole vagina was itching. So when
Speaker 1: I had an orgasm, it just like satiated the itch.
Speaker 1: And maybe it was so weird, but I'm like, this
Speaker 1: didn't have bad scratched your itch and made you can't Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was because I tried so many things. I tried
Speaker 1: putting hot water on my vagina that hurt. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: why what did I think it was gonna have? It
Speaker 1: was pretty hot. It was like the hottest because sometimes
Speaker 1: when I have bug bites mosquito bites on my leg,
Speaker 1: for example, I put water on it and it it
Speaker 1: scratches the itch. Don't do that to your pussy because yeah.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, what if I wet this
Speaker 1: paper towel and put in the freezer and then put
Speaker 1: it on like the cold that hurts the vagina. Solution
Speaker 1: was too cold. This was too hot. Just it was
Speaker 1: for twenty four hours and don't leave your part it
Speaker 1: Like there was one point where Steven and I went
Speaker 1: to the movies and then we came home and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: I gotta just stay here on the couch please, and
Speaker 1: and uh, I gotta go uh masturbate real quick, and
Speaker 1: He's like okay. And then because you know when you
Speaker 1: know your partner's masturbating right in the next room, you
Speaker 1: kind of want to be evolved. But then I was like,
Speaker 1: don't come in. No one wants to be involved in
Speaker 1: a East infection. I don't even want to be involved
Speaker 1: in my own East infect me either. I wanted out,
Speaker 1: I wanted nowhere, didn't near that. Yeah, it's just like
Speaker 1: your vagina's drunk and barfing and ruining. Your just the
Speaker 1: worst friend to hang back. Yeah, the one friend like
Speaker 1: falls over, get into the cab, Like, don't worry about Tracy.
Speaker 1: She won't throw up in the cab and she barfs
Speaker 1: everywhere in urinate. Tracy ruined it for everyone. You had
Speaker 1: to leave early because Tracy was puke. Yeah. I hate
Speaker 1: that friend. But that was my vagina for the past couple.
Speaker 1: It was. It was horrible. But giants are so passive. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: my vagina does this new thing where like based on
Speaker 1: where I am in my birth control. Uh, let's off
Speaker 1: a different scent. Really, I actually I actually sometimes like
Speaker 1: quarantine my vagina. It's not allowed to quarantine. It's not
Speaker 1: allowed to be involved in any cunny lingus during certain
Speaker 1: scent periods, is it? Batson? I mean like it goes.
Speaker 1: There's there's one there's one scent that it gives off
Speaker 1: that's a little too metallic for my taste. I'm not
Speaker 1: the one, but I but I try it. You know that? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you always. I wouldn't expect anyone to eat anything that
Speaker 1: I haven't taste. You don't want to fucking chef just
Speaker 1: giving people food and not know what it tastes. Tasting
Speaker 1: as you go along. And Gordon Ramsey taught me that.
Speaker 1: I mean, if there's one thing we can all learn,
Speaker 1: I mean, I wish Gordon Ramsey eat my pussy, but
Speaker 1: he just taught me that from tasting. I would love
Speaker 1: Gordon Ramsey. He kind of looks like Sting, but he's
Speaker 1: meaner and he has a British accent. Everything I could
Speaker 1: look for. What about Guy Fiery? I fucking love Guy Fiery.
Speaker 1: I'm not sexually attracted to him, but I feel like
Speaker 1: after I've watched him eat a lot of different things,
Speaker 1: and I kind of would like him to eating my vagina.
Speaker 1: I feel like you would really go in, go in
Speaker 1: hard on it. He probably would, and then he'd make
Speaker 1: you a sesame jack chicken strips. Yeah, And he and
Speaker 1: he was just like all that sweet a little bit spicy.
Speaker 1: Says that, well, it's either one or the other. There's
Speaker 1: nothing else. Um, yeah, so you're vagina. It's just yeah,
Speaker 1: it just does your boyfriend say anything about like it smells?
Speaker 1: I told him he wasn't allowed near it because it
Speaker 1: was it was smelling. Yeah, he actually trusts me, like
Speaker 1: I eat that pussy yet, And I was like, nope, yet, nope, nope, nope. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can smell a smell. It's bad when you're fucking standing.
Speaker 1: I I stand at my job at the spot when
Speaker 1: I'm standing at my receptionist job, and I can smell
Speaker 1: my own pussy, but standing can you do that? Do
Speaker 1: you ever smell? Yes? But then I'm like, well, maybe
Speaker 1: I'm the only one that smells it. That's what I
Speaker 1: because I shower. That's what I want everyone something to leave.
Speaker 1: But it's not. Yeah, but it's not. Guess the smell
Speaker 1: is directly related to my birth control. I've I've talked
Speaker 1: to my O B G y N about it, and
Speaker 1: she's like, it's normal because especially because like I'm getting
Speaker 1: the not like high end of the birth control. It's
Speaker 1: like the imitation, you know, when they buy the yeah,
Speaker 1: the generic one. That's the word I was looking for.
Speaker 1: When the imitation birth control, it was like like like
Speaker 1: fake abt me whatever. No, but the generic version. And
Speaker 1: they put like other fillers to make the formula difference
Speaker 1: so that they can have the generic version. And sometimes
Speaker 1: it's those fillers that make your pussy like I don't know,
Speaker 1: and sometimes my my pussy usually adjust to it. But
Speaker 1: I've been on this for a while and just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's just one week room and pussy just smell a
Speaker 1: whole year. Yeah, because it's that that week of those
Speaker 1: specific pills, because you know the different colors. It's not
Speaker 1: and it's very annoying, but sometimes it reacts and sometimes
Speaker 1: it does it. And then I fought with my birth
Speaker 1: control a lot, so I don't get my period a lot.
Speaker 1: Because I decided to take control of my own body.
Speaker 1: I can choose if I or my pussy smells real bad.
Speaker 1: It's not, I mean, it's just it's just pungent. You know.
Speaker 1: I've never Now I'm thinking about, like, when have I
Speaker 1: ever noticed the smell of a woman's vagina while I'm
Speaker 1: out in the world. You know what? That's a really
Speaker 1: good point. I feel like one time I smelled someone
Speaker 1: else's period when I was in the locker room once
Speaker 1: at the gym. I was like, oh, you got a
Speaker 1: shower girl. But we're in the locker room. Of course,
Speaker 1: that's smell is going to happen at some point in time.
Speaker 1: You know what, that's a really good point. You never
Speaker 1: smell anybody else's When have you ever smelled another woman's
Speaker 1: pussy out in the world. Yeah, so ask yourself kiss
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Speaker 1: called The subject line is I wish nipple play. We're okay.
Speaker 1: This is from a girl, supfucker's I hope to hear
Speaker 1: these words come out of one of your mouths through
Speaker 1: my headphones one day. You will. I'm assumed to be
Speaker 1: twenty five year old graduate student in a small, boring
Speaker 1: town with no one to funck but old friends and undergrads,
Speaker 1: So it's safe to say that my sex life has
Speaker 1: been net to nothing for me. The past several months,
Speaker 1: every time I meet someone new, which is not often,
Speaker 1: I developed stupid crushes that sometimes turned into hook ups,
Speaker 1: which are never satisfying. The truth is that I'm bored
Speaker 1: and almost always regret these prospects after the fact. Isn't
Speaker 1: always after the fact. One such crush and I started
Speaker 1: to get pretty hot and heavy last week, and he
Speaker 1: wouldn't stop twisting and pushing on my nipples to the
Speaker 1: point that I was actually in physical pain. I squirmed
Speaker 1: a lot and expressed my discomfort, but the nipple play
Speaker 1: continued and it totally got me out of the mood.
Speaker 1: My chest is far from the best. I have small
Speaker 1: breasts with nipples on the larger side, so guys usually
Speaker 1: focus their attention on my greatest ass set my butt.
Speaker 1: I can't tell if the if this guy's touching was
Speaker 1: too rough, am I too sensitive? Or was it a
Speaker 1: combination of both, But I was wondering if you ever
Speaker 1: had any if you had any insight on the subject,
Speaker 1: slash tips to make them less tender. In the future,
Speaker 1: ideally I will only be hooking up with someone who
Speaker 1: knows my body and what makes me tick, but not
Speaker 1: all of us have that luxury, especially with so few
Speaker 1: fish to pick from. This email I liked a lot
Speaker 1: because when I read it, Stephen was in the living
Speaker 1: room and I read it, and it reminded me of
Speaker 1: I don't like nipple play. You can lick, but don't
Speaker 1: don't pull, don't pinch, don't funk out of here with
Speaker 1: that pitch in my nipples. Stephen, the first time we
Speaker 1: hooked up, like twisted them and like pulled them really hard,
Speaker 1: and I was like, dude, what the funk are you doing?
Speaker 1: Little And I was like, uh, Mama, don't like that.
Speaker 1: You never do that to me again. And he were
Speaker 1: talking everywhere's about there's a girl he dated with huge
Speaker 1: tits and she loved her nipples, like like to the
Speaker 1: point where you could not believe a person could possibly
Speaker 1: enjoy it. It It looks so painful. So he was he
Speaker 1: dated this girl for for a good amount of time,
Speaker 1: and I guess he assumed that because of that experience,
Speaker 1: like like nipple play, right, And no, that's just not true.
Speaker 1: So I'm wondering if the guy that this girl was
Speaker 1: with is someone who was with a person previously and
Speaker 1: they they liked it, so she figured you know some
Speaker 1: guys and I do this too. I don't think you
Speaker 1: can make your nipples any different, a different sensitivity to touch,
Speaker 1: can you know? In my experience, nipple play is very
Speaker 1: like it's yeah, it's very hard and blow on that
Speaker 1: thing like a hot cup of tea. That's it. That's
Speaker 1: getting It's just hard to to know who likes nipple
Speaker 1: plain and who doesn't. In my experience, let it's it's
Speaker 1: more common for people to not like nipple play. Like
Speaker 1: a little lick is usually always good because you can
Speaker 1: see the nipples get hard. Like I actually I love
Speaker 1: touching guys nipples, but like I feel like I like
Speaker 1: it a lot more than they like it because it
Speaker 1: gets too rough and like like biting and stuff. I mean,
Speaker 1: I also men are like little postseason and they're very sensitive,
Speaker 1: but I like to get a little rough ast as
Speaker 1: we know. Um, yeah, I certainly don't like I like
Speaker 1: a like a lick or like a little poll. But
Speaker 1: other than that, it's not that's not the area. There's
Speaker 1: just not enough. There's so many more places that are
Speaker 1: more sensitive, including like my neck, my ears, like my
Speaker 1: fucking armpit. Like there's just the other ship that I
Speaker 1: would like better. Yeah, And I've heard of girls like
Speaker 1: coming from someone touching their nipples. I've heard that multiple times.
Speaker 1: Good for you, not my nipples. My nipples are not that.
Speaker 1: And if I could choose to trade, yeah, that'd be awesome.
Speaker 1: I want to know what that feels like. But that's
Speaker 1: not what I like, so I don't. I just think
Speaker 1: that it's a matter of you said, you expressed to
Speaker 1: him your discomfort. Hopefully that meant telling him like, don't
Speaker 1: do that. That hurts, because you've got to be very clear,
Speaker 1: he kept on doing it. If someone, oh my god,
Speaker 1: to be so pissed. If I said stop doing that
Speaker 1: that hurts and someone kept doing it, I'm like, all
Speaker 1: right now, I want you out of my apartment, get
Speaker 1: the funk out of here. I would be so angry.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, just completely ruined. So there's nothing wrong
Speaker 1: with you nipples, and you like what you like, and
Speaker 1: if someone's too rough, you tell them. Yeah, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Uh So this next email, the subject line is toplessness.
Speaker 1: Hey ladies, my name is Alex and I recently found
Speaker 1: your podcast and enjoy it thoroughly. I enjoy your openness
Speaker 1: and honesty and all wish issues regarding women I thought
Speaker 1: I would pose a question to you regarding women's ability
Speaker 1: to go topless in public and what this says about
Speaker 1: gender equality and of justification in the United States. I
Speaker 1: was recently in Europe, Barcelona on vacation, and although I
Speaker 1: was aware that it is more common for women to
Speaker 1: be topless on the beach or other places swimming in Europe,
Speaker 1: being there and witnessing it and seeing how society handles
Speaker 1: it entirely different. UH is entirely different. It's weird to
Speaker 1: see a group of teenagers hanging on the beach just
Speaker 1: having fun, with the girls not covering their tops. As
Speaker 1: a healthcare worker who has seen more naked people in
Speaker 1: my life I'm eight years old than some people will
Speaker 1: see in their lifetime, I'm very aware that the naked
Speaker 1: body isn't inherently a sexual object, even though it would
Speaker 1: seem that way in the United States through the media.
Speaker 1: Seeing topless women interacting in society just like a man
Speaker 1: would made me feel like there was less objectification and
Speaker 1: more gender equality topics that seem to be hot here
Speaker 1: in the United States. More so, it also made me
Speaker 1: feel that there was less pressure on appearance and looking sexy.
Speaker 1: Things that don't affect me as much as a guy,
Speaker 1: but I know is severely detrimental to women of all ages.
Speaker 1: What do you think this says about culture here in
Speaker 1: the United States? And what does this say about how
Speaker 1: women are viewed here? Do we have a few things
Speaker 1: to learn from other countries around the world as women?
Speaker 1: Do you feel like you should be able to go
Speaker 1: topless anywhere a man can and not be objectified or
Speaker 1: viewed as crazy? What kind of advancements do we have
Speaker 1: to make as a society regarding these issues? Personally, I
Speaker 1: feel that empowering the women in our country should be
Speaker 1: of a highest priority because I too often see the
Speaker 1: bad decisions disempowered women make. Also, as long as women
Speaker 1: are blatantly objectified as sexual objects, businesses will profit from it,
Speaker 1: and mail to female interpersonal relationships will be affected in
Speaker 1: some what what good smart? I love this email? Um,
Speaker 1: I mean, I totally agree. I think that you should
Speaker 1: be able to fucking go anywhere without your your top on.
Speaker 1: I mean, like not to business eating probably, yeah, But
Speaker 1: the thing is you can legally, but we never see
Speaker 1: people doing it, and kind of, as he states in
Speaker 1: this thing, anytime we see someone even I do it
Speaker 1: even when I see someone topless, I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: a fucking crazy person. I've seen a lot of people.
Speaker 1: I always see topless women in Sheep's Meadow, the Sheep's
Speaker 1: Meadow area of Central Parks during the summer. Now A
Speaker 1: lot of times it's like there was I remember one
Speaker 1: time it was a birthday party for kids and one
Speaker 1: of the mom's had her tops and I was like,
Speaker 1: kept staring at her tits all day. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: not not gonna because used to it. Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: think women, I mean you can't. I mean you would
Speaker 1: love to say, yeah, we won't get objectified when we're
Speaker 1: running around topless, but of course we can't help not
Speaker 1: getting objectified. I don't know what's going on in your brain.
Speaker 1: And I think it's attributed to uh women always looking
Speaker 1: hot in the media, and it's so annoying, and the
Speaker 1: billboards and the bullshit and the all you see are
Speaker 1: half naked women with their tits almost hanging out. It's
Speaker 1: like the most suggestive, uh minimal clothing marketing for women. Right. Well,
Speaker 1: this is this is email, this is what he's talking about.
Speaker 1: Here is exactly why I did the Naked Show because
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna be naked in a non
Speaker 1: sexual situation and just fucking do it, like and and
Speaker 1: it were off and yeah, exactly like there was an
Speaker 1: immediate thrill or excitement and then amiliately we're off and
Speaker 1: we're just like, oh, this is just the same. This
Speaker 1: is just a comedy show. Yeah, but it was kind
Speaker 1: of cool because it's like, oh, that's what your body
Speaker 1: looks like. But then after a minute you get over it,
Speaker 1: right totally. No, I mean I would love if we
Speaker 1: if we there was nudity wasn't such a big deal here,
Speaker 1: if taking off your top wasn't scandalous, if you could
Speaker 1: just sucking it would just me And also just like
Speaker 1: I think for women, just like being able to be
Speaker 1: out in the open naked is also like even around
Speaker 1: other women, it just makes you feel more comfortable. I
Speaker 1: was thinking about it today. I was in the gym
Speaker 1: locker room. People are covering themselves with towels as they're
Speaker 1: getting change, and even I like, it made me feel
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I don't care if you see my pussy,
Speaker 1: but do not want to see my pussy. I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm making people uncomfortable, like with my comfort with
Speaker 1: my own body. But and it's like were because of
Speaker 1: the way it set up, and like even I like
Speaker 1: I get alarmed by naked women in the locker room,
Speaker 1: just like yeah, it's like if the fucking locker room
Speaker 1: and I'm still alarmed by nudity there. It's just like
Speaker 1: we're so weird about in this country and it's it's
Speaker 1: just yeah, I mean, this is so hard to achieve,
Speaker 1: like something, this is something that Europe has been just
Speaker 1: working on for century. I know. I mean if if there,
Speaker 1: I mean I always thought like, oh I could, I
Speaker 1: could technically I can go Topples in Central Park. Right now.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that because then all the
Speaker 1: I just I'll get remarks that I don't want. It
Speaker 1: looks like it'll end up your die. Yeah, piss me off.
Speaker 1: But in locker rooms, I'm the person that covers up.
Speaker 1: But I I like when women don't give a ship
Speaker 1: because it instills more confidence in me. That's why I
Speaker 1: love one. Fucking Lena Dunham is naked on girls. I'm like,
Speaker 1: people need to be used to seeing bodies that aren't
Speaker 1: fucking size zero. And she went full puss on this.
Speaker 1: I fucking loved it. I wish she should be naked
Speaker 1: the whole fucking show, because I people need to get
Speaker 1: used to seeing naked bodies, especially on women. It doesn't
Speaker 1: mean that we're trying to be titilated, especially a perfect
Speaker 1: ten model exactly, so fucking annoying. Yeah, this is how
Speaker 1: a person looks. Deal with the size zero. And if
Speaker 1: your size zero good for you, that's great, that's beautiful,
Speaker 1: but you should fucking That's why I actually Graham on
Speaker 1: the cover of of S I thank God Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: I'm so sick of seeing. I mean, and she's like
Speaker 1: one type of woman, so oh she's so fucking hot,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I think the next step is having
Speaker 1: someone who's aesthetically unattractive on the cover. Never see that's
Speaker 1: because I feel I feel like we're comfortable now with
Speaker 1: heavier women, but I just want to see like an
Speaker 1: ugly woman, like straight up ugly. Yeah, that's me too,
Speaker 1: you know what's up here? I am. I want yeah
Speaker 1: to end to be on TV and movies and stuff,
Speaker 1: because you so often you dudes that are like kind
Speaker 1: of gnarly look it and they always got to slam
Speaker 1: go around. There's way more ugly people than attractive I know,
Speaker 1: why are we only showing the attractive people? That means
Speaker 1: your bone is only going to go to the ugly
Speaker 1: people are also like probably so much more interest better,
Speaker 1: they got stories. People are cool too, but they also
Speaker 1: get shit added to them. Yeah. The hot people that
Speaker 1: I've talked to, they're like, it's not easy. Bang ha.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, it's not. Tell me well, I mean
Speaker 1: it's not. I think only because people are always like
Speaker 1: m to be so easy, and then just having everyone
Speaker 1: always telling you it's so easy a burden. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: for that I'm truly sorry. Oh you're living a life
Speaker 1: that is very heavy. Uh. Everyone's got their own struggle, guys.
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Speaker 1: It's called Running Late with Scott Rogowski. And uh, Lisa
Speaker 1: Anne's gonna be on too. She's a poet star, she's
Speaker 1: very popular. Um so wait, so in calm and then
Speaker 1: like drank. Don't do that. It's Monday, I mean drank
Speaker 1: um all right? And another person you can buy a
Speaker 1: drink if you see him around town. Uh, our guest
Speaker 1: this week. I was gonna say his name, but I
Speaker 1: was like, we have to say more about it. This
Speaker 1: is a person who I think I think the comedy
Speaker 1: community has been hiding this person and selfishly keeping him
Speaker 1: to ourselves for too long. So uh. One of my
Speaker 1: favorite things about the Guys we Folk podcast is just
Speaker 1: introducing all the listeners to not only wonderful comics, but
Speaker 1: wonderful people. And this is a prime example of that.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to have him here today. He's one
Speaker 1: of the funniest, kindest, most insightful, warmest people I know. Please,
Speaker 1: ladies and genn One welcome. P bro we met in
Speaker 1: the club said there wasn't called cancer. Had a little
Speaker 1: grind maybe before my pants opposid to please to you,
Speaker 1: which you through your hands up and that's from a
Speaker 1: lumber a game lott answer. You said a little song.
Speaker 1: You're playing hard to get. I said, I don't play
Speaker 1: hard to get, I'm just hard to get on. Then
Speaker 1: I sat in the booth, you follow me through, gave
Speaker 1: me a laptop since sat on my lap and they
Speaker 1: saying lap lab. But I shall do like Santa. I'm
Speaker 1: I tell you WoT my band down fresh and to stay.
Speaker 1: You're gonna wave like a banner when you came in
Speaker 1: the club with told in one tanna, but now you
Speaker 1: want to leave with a female scancer. I don't blame
Speaker 1: you after no more drink some better than I like
Speaker 1: to bank you yet call me just the ark in
Speaker 1: me and my eye connects family running. Me and my
Speaker 1: team are just trying to my phoney. You want just
Speaker 1: fucking expect no money? Did he take stylus from Chatt
Speaker 1: and Polly. We say it wasn't surrounded back, he said,
Speaker 1: I probably y sacking llect or me just trying to
Speaker 1: get up in up with the lect brom, trying to
Speaker 1: pet so happy to see here. When you do, I
Speaker 1: feel proud of myself, Like you've made it. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: the guy who funk podcast. Didn't you even have to
Speaker 1: funk anybody that the ladder? Not even fucking? You know,
Speaker 1: you're special. I saw someone today and they're like, what
Speaker 1: it was Melinda from over the Granitch. So I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going over to do the guys we podcast. I
Speaker 1: didn't fuck them, and it was like and then your
Speaker 1: high five? Are you making it? I'm real proud of you.
Speaker 1: I feel good to be here and honored. I feel
Speaker 1: honored to be here with you guys. You got your
Speaker 1: fucking nuts. Yeah, cold cold. What you hear right now
Speaker 1: is a health nut mix and a cold brew and
Speaker 1: a palm. I don't even know nobody in the hood
Speaker 1: that drink palm. Well, I don't think they sell it
Speaker 1: in the hood. Yeah, well, I mean they don't. I
Speaker 1: live in Harlem and the best I can do is
Speaker 1: jolly rancher soda. I didn't even know that was a thing,
Speaker 1: Jolly rancher soda. Yeah, that's what. That was the first
Speaker 1: thing I learned when I moved to Harlem, because I
Speaker 1: was like, let's a food desert. Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 1: let's explore my local bodega. That sounds so fucking terrible.
Speaker 1: No it was. I mean I bought it, of course,
Speaker 1: but just to taste like two SIPs and threw it out. Well,
Speaker 1: because I was like, I'm the new kid in town.
Speaker 1: I should adjust to my new surroundings that it shouldn't
Speaker 1: adjust to me, you know, like I don't want we
Speaker 1: grass shots, Like I'm going to live the Harlem lifestyle.
Speaker 1: I hope the Bronx turns around like that where you're from. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like when I think when people I like, I
Speaker 1: hate when people complain all these people are moving in,
Speaker 1: like you didn't own ship here before, so why are
Speaker 1: you mad that someone else is moving in the only
Speaker 1: but the whole gentrification thing, like driving prices up that
Speaker 1: would make me fucking hate. White people are are ruining
Speaker 1: Harlem's I mean, I'm white, and I first to admit
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say white. You know what I
Speaker 1: was thinking about, yeah, white, this is what I was
Speaker 1: thinking about the other day in the shower. I was like,
Speaker 1: my opinion of race changed once I met my first
Speaker 1: black friend who's who came for money? Really, because I
Speaker 1: didn't know they were black people that just came from
Speaker 1: or like their parents or whatever did well for themselves.
Speaker 1: I thought everybody was just struggling. That's like very like heartwarming.
Speaker 1: I'm also sad, no, but I was just like, hey,
Speaker 1: this ain't a race thing. It's not like because then
Speaker 1: I'm then I met poor white people from Alabama, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, there's poor as white hippo. I remember when.
Speaker 1: Uh I've always wanted to make a bit about this,
Speaker 1: but I you know, I stay away from the race
Speaker 1: stuff just because I don't want to piss anybody off
Speaker 1: and uh my stand up. But like the moment in
Speaker 1: in school where you learn about slavery, and there's that moment,
Speaker 1: at least for me. I don't know how other people
Speaker 1: feel about this, but I was like, oh, fun, that's fucked.
Speaker 1: And then you look around to all the like the
Speaker 1: black kids in your class, You're like, oh, dude, I'm
Speaker 1: so you Yeah, just like when you learn the world
Speaker 1: is a horrible place sometimes, and history has been atrocious
Speaker 1: to groups of people. For pretty much it's isolating one
Speaker 1: group and be like we fucking hate that group today.
Speaker 1: What what's what's your ethnic background? Um? My dad is
Speaker 1: from Guyana and my mom is her family from the
Speaker 1: virgin I so, but she's born in the Bronx. And
Speaker 1: then everything after that is like, I don't know what
Speaker 1: the fun was talking. I was talking to people earlier
Speaker 1: and I was like, I feel like almost like a
Speaker 1: car where somewhere along the way the title got misplaced.
Speaker 1: Just you gotta ancestry dot com and make a model.
Speaker 1: I think I'm like a ninety seven camera. Though you
Speaker 1: feel like a ninety seven camera. You never see an
Speaker 1: old camera driving and you're like word, still still moving,
Speaker 1: I say to myself all the time. You know, I
Speaker 1: don't I tell you you remember when we were on
Speaker 1: the train a few months ago, that was the best.
Speaker 1: There was this black dude, I don't know what was
Speaker 1: he doing comedy or he was just talking. And then
Speaker 1: on the train on the on the D train right
Speaker 1: and we wanted the D train. It was me, it
Speaker 1: was it was a Korean, it was my boyfriend. Your
Speaker 1: boyfriend was his name James, James, good guy, and it
Speaker 1: was Coscararelli. And then comes and he's just like, and
Speaker 1: if anybody say anything to my beautiful white sisters, you
Speaker 1: gotta talk to me. And this dude is like a
Speaker 1: six fucking five black guy. Yeah, he just stopped like
Speaker 1: he was doing a spield throughout the trade. And then
Speaker 1: he sees that he goes, hey, what's up, and all
Speaker 1: the priorities suddenly changed. Yeah, and she like they locked out,
Speaker 1: and he was like, if anybody ever says anything bad
Speaker 1: about my white sister living in hall of me, all
Speaker 1: of they got to talk to me and I'll kick well.
Speaker 1: James gave him a dollar. Sweet. He was like, I've
Speaker 1: kicked the butt. I'm my health dating all the way right,
Speaker 1: but I still kick. I said, that's love. It was
Speaker 1: so funny. I think I did think of you, Christina,
Speaker 1: because I was just like, this is such a like
Speaker 1: you know, I have a running a joke that I'm
Speaker 1: the Kim Kardashian of comedy, but like you know, if
Speaker 1: it's racist or not, but like every blood at comic,
Speaker 1: like when we're like at like the Seller or something,
Speaker 1: just like hanging out like I remember it was one
Speaker 1: time there was just a line of black male comics.
Speaker 1: You just came and shook my hand like it was
Speaker 1: some kind of like a book signing. Respect. Respect. Well,
Speaker 1: I feel very respected, and I get very excited because
Speaker 1: you white people, we feel like nothing's cooler than when
Speaker 1: black people, like I think we're like kind of cool.
Speaker 1: I feel with white people when we think you're cool.
Speaker 1: When I go to the to the room to certain
Speaker 1: places and they laugh, I'd be like, yo, they love me.
Speaker 1: That should feels so accepting because it's like you hit
Speaker 1: people talk about certain people, and then when you go
Speaker 1: and they like you, they're like, well, maybe it's just
Speaker 1: you guys. They don't like breaking barriers. May this is
Speaker 1: so nice though, because I didn't, I wouldn't think that.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't think that you people, white people not wrong.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm working on a bit right now where
Speaker 1: it's like because I've heard like at least two or
Speaker 1: three black comics get on stage and go, hey, you know,
Speaker 1: I know what you're thinking. This guy sounds like a
Speaker 1: white guy, right, And I'm like, dude, I know, I
Speaker 1: know you white guys that don't sound like that. That's
Speaker 1: not a white guy, that's a scientists voice. That's like platonium, Like,
Speaker 1: that's the platonium voice. That's not a regulars. Hey guys,
Speaker 1: you want to go to the movies like some cam plice?
Speaker 1: No sound like that, stupid. I would like learning ship.
Speaker 1: Like she told me about whirling dervishes. I didn't know
Speaker 1: what the funk that was either. Well apparently no one did.
Speaker 1: I ask, you know, very I asked, crazy. Well, it's
Speaker 1: just like, I mean, you know what I think because
Speaker 1: of my my great grandparents used a lot of interesting terminology,
Speaker 1: and then I have the Jewish background. Well, my my
Speaker 1: great grandma, who I think a lot of these things
Speaker 1: came from is Um. I mean, she's been in America
Speaker 1: a long time, but her husband was from Hungary, came
Speaker 1: over on the boat from Hungary. And then my grandparents
Speaker 1: grew up in Jersey City, so I mean they were
Speaker 1: and they were, you know, pretty poor, especially my grandfather.
Speaker 1: And then I have the Jewish side on my dad's side,
Speaker 1: so they were using probably a lot of like Yiddish
Speaker 1: things that I know, And I don't realize that everyone
Speaker 1: doesn't know, Like you got some shits on something like
Speaker 1: I don't really I'm Fitzing. Yeah, like I don't know
Speaker 1: everyone's in vocabulary. Yeah, I love Jewish people. You know
Speaker 1: me too. I think I can love Jewish people, and
Speaker 1: I don't know there's some need the lawyer litigation people
Speaker 1: in the hood. Now it's like it's lit and I
Speaker 1: always like it's litigated, and I'm saying it's litigated. It's official. Sill,
Speaker 1: get your deal done. Boom hell yeah. So what did
Speaker 1: growing up in the Bronx look like for you? Specifically?
Speaker 1: This is a sex related podcast, So like about the
Speaker 1: first time ever? Sec do you know the first time
Speaker 1: and I didn't even have I was about to have sex.
Speaker 1: This is back in like the nineties when the chat
Speaker 1: lins was before the internet. We had the chat rooms
Speaker 1: but numbers. It was well and I don't know how
Speaker 1: you're from Jersey, righty and you're from there was this
Speaker 1: thing in New York where you could just it's like
Speaker 1: a local number like a seven or two and two
Speaker 1: and with these chat lines where you could call up
Speaker 1: and it's just like h like anybody could call you
Speaker 1: be in your house. I'll be at my house and
Speaker 1: we're all in like a chat room, were like ten
Speaker 1: or twelve people just talking loud as fun and say
Speaker 1: you're a hot chick or a hot chick you don't
Speaker 1: know you're on the phone, you know, you're really trusting people,
Speaker 1: Like like what would you use the name be? You
Speaker 1: would be like ex Tina one four three, like your
Speaker 1: ex Tina, Let's go private, you know, and then you
Speaker 1: could get a private room. So like you would dial
Speaker 1: in your whatever three digit number, and I could dial
Speaker 1: in mind like, yeah, what should private and be like
Speaker 1: to four none, I'm like, all the other people in
Speaker 1: the group, go to my private chat room. You have
Speaker 1: to you have to change, you have to exchange the
Speaker 1: individual numbers. So I couldn't be like so anyway we
Speaker 1: would do this, Like we would do this like groups
Speaker 1: of like maybe like five or six of my friends.
Speaker 1: We would all meet up and we're just chilling, smoking
Speaker 1: weed and and it's like there's a cordless phone there.
Speaker 1: We're like, let's get on the chat yo. And then
Speaker 1: but there's always that one friend. He's better with game
Speaker 1: than anybody else. So I had I had a friend
Speaker 1: named Charles Chuck, and he was the best, like at
Speaker 1: getting girls to come to the neighborhood. Wow, what hell?
Speaker 1: What kind of things did he say to him to
Speaker 1: convince he just had that smooth game, you know that,
Speaker 1: you know when the dude we talking like, chime's up,
Speaker 1: come over here, I'll go anywhere. We got bottles, we
Speaker 1: got ship, we got you come through. So they might
Speaker 1: be like, you know, you'll bring some friends. I got
Speaker 1: like three friends, so I'll never forget. He uh, he
Speaker 1: invited like three or four three or four girls came
Speaker 1: to the to the block, and uh, one of the chicks,
Speaker 1: you know, I kind of liked or whatever, she was there.
Speaker 1: Actually she was they were going to the train station
Speaker 1: and I met him and I was like, oh, what's up.
Speaker 1: And then the next day I invited them to my
Speaker 1: place because that's like my freshman year in high school,
Speaker 1: and I would just cut every day, like as soon
Speaker 1: as my mom would go to work, I would like
Speaker 1: go back home and just chill all day. No, he
Speaker 1: got a degree in chilling. Well, it was just me
Speaker 1: and my mom living together. So like if they sent
Speaker 1: the little letters, get them and just throw them in
Speaker 1: the garbage and then so I'll never forget. One day
Speaker 1: I go, I invite this girl over to the crib.
Speaker 1: My friends are there? A couple of her friends come
Speaker 1: over where in my room. I never had sex before.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, yeah, that's good, that's normal. No, not
Speaker 1: my hood, that's normal. Oh boy, but maybe you were
Speaker 1: the one doing the right thing. And no, I was not. Alright. Alright,
Speaker 1: So she's over there, boom boom, boom, and my mom
Speaker 1: goes to work, like eight nine, she works for the
Speaker 1: border bed she comes, she comes back. That's three months anyway.
Speaker 1: So the girl's over, we're making out. We're about to
Speaker 1: hook up, right, I didn't know, Like, I never put
Speaker 1: a condom on before. This chicks from Harlem. She's hot
Speaker 1: and ready, she's experienced you. She puts the condom on,
Speaker 1: and just so she's about to get on top, my
Speaker 1: mom kicks the fucking door in boom no, and I
Speaker 1: never forget. My first words were like oh ship, and
Speaker 1: my mom was like, what the fun? My mom doesn't curse,
Speaker 1: She's like, what the fun's going on? In school? You're
Speaker 1: supposed to be in school. You don't never know what
Speaker 1: time I'm gonna be home. And could you put your
Speaker 1: dick away in time? So she didn't see it, well,
Speaker 1: I was under the covers. Yeah, never mind school, how
Speaker 1: about your dick out? And getting your thirteen and there's
Speaker 1: a girl on top of you. Yeah, did your mom
Speaker 1: see your dick? And your mom didn't se your dick out?
Speaker 1: I mean, she's pretty sure I'm living my mom now.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure she still sees my dick now comic
Speaker 1: so cool. Yeah, yeah, you know, Like I'll be on
Speaker 1: the couch and like, I don't know, I sleep underway,
Speaker 1: my dick might be out. I don't know if he
Speaker 1: tucks it in. I don't know if she tucks it
Speaker 1: in while I'm sleeping, like put that away, tuck that
Speaker 1: back in me a box of leg So anyway, my
Speaker 1: mom kicks in the door, boom, uh whatever whatever. She's
Speaker 1: yelling at me, and then she tells me, are you
Speaker 1: like my mom? I don't know how she's angry, but
Speaker 1: she's like, walk up to the train station. And I
Speaker 1: walked up to the train station. And the cool part
Speaker 1: was the next day I sucked her because I'm like
Speaker 1: and she came back to the crib because I was
Speaker 1: just like, there's no way my mom went too broke
Speaker 1: for her to take two days off in the because
Speaker 1: that's what she tried to say. She's like, you never
Speaker 1: know when I'm gonna come home early from work. I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 1: we broke You're not coming home early that much. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then the next day and how was that? How
Speaker 1: long did you last your first time? Probably not, I
Speaker 1: don't even probably didn't even come. I don't know what
Speaker 1: I was doing. You didn't even come. Were you masturbating
Speaker 1: furiously as a teenager? Yeah, like a prisoner. I don't know.
Speaker 1: But I used to high paraphernalia like polling, no magazine.
Speaker 1: The Remember one time I was so ballsy I put
Speaker 1: a fucking a centerfold on the back of my door
Speaker 1: like a because I'm figuring my mom never comes in.
Speaker 1: My roommate closes the door, right, And so one day
Speaker 1: she was like, what the fun is it? Really? Underestimate
Speaker 1: underestimating your mom on various occasions. Did she ever give
Speaker 1: you a talk about sex? She's like, you know? And
Speaker 1: then my dad wasn't around, so it was like it
Speaker 1: was just you know, I tell people my mom raised
Speaker 1: me the best she could. And then hip Hop did
Speaker 1: the rest. Was my teacher, hip Hop at you about sex?
Speaker 1: Um you could burn because my man ODIB said he
Speaker 1: got gone area twice. So wrap it up, you know? O.
Speaker 1: D B. Let you know. Even though he said he
Speaker 1: liked it raw, he did it. He saw his lifestyle
Speaker 1: and he was like, I don't want my teeth to
Speaker 1: look like I just drank hot chocolate and put gold
Speaker 1: teeth from top. Wait, but it's going to reaffect your teeth.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it's a swag and I wasn't
Speaker 1: going for you, just like, nah, I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go down that path. Yeah, app
Speaker 1: it up, ribby rappy rap rap that so um. A
Speaker 1: little birdie told me, Uh, you had an addiction to prostitutions.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna see prostitute is a rough word. Sorry.
Speaker 1: He wants to use the word escort because I got
Speaker 1: them online. This is when this was in the height
Speaker 1: of my criminal past. I used to live in Miami,
Speaker 1: Miami that I was doing it big. This is like, well,
Speaker 1: I used to live in Orlando and I started kind
Speaker 1: of making a little bit of money there. I had
Speaker 1: a nice car and all that, but it was such
Speaker 1: a small town that people just assumed I was selling drugs,
Speaker 1: which I wasn't. What were you doing? I was doing
Speaker 1: some white collars ship. Somebody put me on and I
Speaker 1: kind of you know whatever, So then I'll never forget
Speaker 1: visiting Miami. And I met this dude from New York,
Speaker 1: Dominican dude, and he like, I saw the way he
Speaker 1: was living for like eight hundred a month on the
Speaker 1: water and ship, and I'm like, I'm making way more
Speaker 1: than this guy. Yeah, And there's no, like, it's a
Speaker 1: beautiful part of my Miami. If you ever want to
Speaker 1: do crime and spend your money, even if you just
Speaker 1: have a lot of money and you just want to
Speaker 1: like you don't want the headaches of like in Miami
Speaker 1: rus on your as, not even that the main thing
Speaker 1: in Miami. Anything you want you just need first, last
Speaker 1: and security. Oh god it that's all. There's no I'm
Speaker 1: gonna visit Miami for the first time at the end
Speaker 1: of the month to do a show, first time ever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never been there, always wanted to go, So I'm gonna. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I've never been. I've always wanted to go.
Speaker 1: I want to wear like a bright green song that
Speaker 1: is you for I can't wait for real. It seems
Speaker 1: like a paradise. Oh so back to the escorts. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I was making a lot of I was making
Speaker 1: probably like about between ten fifteen to twenty thousand a week.
Speaker 1: What fucking white collar job. I can't get into details,
Speaker 1: but listen, I was like two from the hood, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a lot. I never had any money, but I
Speaker 1: still had the street wise thing of like, you know,
Speaker 1: if I'm going out and I'm making all this money,
Speaker 1: I'm dressing inachi, I'm driving fucking exotic cars. I can't
Speaker 1: expect to meet a girl at the club and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: you like my personality? Like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It just wasn't. It was like my logic was like,
Speaker 1: why am I gonna, you know, not to say I
Speaker 1: didn't have a couple of girls. And even the girls
Speaker 1: that I had that weren't escorts, they were like strippers
Speaker 1: and they were like they were in the underworld somehow.
Speaker 1: So I just and I never forget my Russian friend.
Speaker 1: He's the guy that put me on in the ship hustle.
Speaker 1: He was like this heavy set dude. He made so
Speaker 1: much money, like he just didn't give a funk, Like
Speaker 1: if I was making working under him, so I would
Speaker 1: he would like he would call escorts because like me
Speaker 1: and my friend would go out and just because you know,
Speaker 1: but from the hood. So it's like we got money,
Speaker 1: We're gonna go out and have fun, pop bottles this
Speaker 1: and he was like, I'm gonna stay here in the
Speaker 1: hotel and get his dick stuck maybe and then he
Speaker 1: people would call him. He would go online on the
Speaker 1: it was arrows dot com. I think it's still around,
Speaker 1: and have you ever been the arrows dot com? No?
Speaker 1: Is it a r R r s dot com? Right?
Speaker 1: That ship blew my fucking mind. It was like literally
Speaker 1: going to seamless of pussy. It was like the rub
Speaker 1: hub of vagina, Like you could find any flavor, any
Speaker 1: flavor you wanted to find. And and this is the
Speaker 1: thing everywhere in the world. What's a tv TS escort,
Speaker 1: Fetish and fantasy, trans sexual or terror squad? I don't
Speaker 1: know which one squad of lean back. There's like suicide
Speaker 1: Girl who's in Alabamas here, Like you guys look like
Speaker 1: how I looked when I found this ship. It was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is great, but I mean, like, what are the
Speaker 1: prices on this thing? Because I'll tell you how much
Speaker 1: I used to pay. We interviewed to Jigglow and this
Speaker 1: looks a similarly it's similar to that website, but I
Speaker 1: mean this is a little a little more sensual. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I used to pay like between two fifty three hundred
Speaker 1: to four hundred of fucking girl for like an hour.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, how long did you Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was like because I was like, I was like a night,
Speaker 1: that's a deal, And what did you do? Did you
Speaker 1: make it? Did you make requests at the top of
Speaker 1: the session, and did she have a timer? No, it's
Speaker 1: it's basically it's not even an hour. Like when you're
Speaker 1: not after you're nut, they go, you're like good, and
Speaker 1: you're like all right, so okay, so they probably know
Speaker 1: the back of their heads like oh this will only
Speaker 1: be like fifteen minutes. Yeah, but you know what. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I was twenty one, so I was I was taking
Speaker 1: him the whole nine innings, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I was taking him the whole the whole You're getting
Speaker 1: your money, Yeah, I was getting my Money's where a
Speaker 1: jerk about three times where they get there, I won
Speaker 1: the episode because I'm just dot com because so I
Speaker 1: was addicted, and I never forget. One time I got
Speaker 1: a rash on my neck. Oh no, and I was
Speaker 1: like and I was always I always use protection. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I kind of rash in my neck and I
Speaker 1: never said anything like And I have a friend from
Speaker 1: the hood named Platt, and he was like the and
Speaker 1: this wasn't escorts. He was whorehouse Washington Heights type of dude.
Speaker 1: And he was like he would have fucking crazy rad
Speaker 1: like reptile skin and ship. And I got like this
Speaker 1: rash and I never forget. I was like, yo, like
Speaker 1: I'm not a huge subscriber to the big homie upstairs,
Speaker 1: but I was like yeah, I was like, your big homie,
Speaker 1: if you make this ship go away, I will never
Speaker 1: call it on the escort in my life. I love
Speaker 1: we only pray. We're so desperate. Absolutely, I was skinned
Speaker 1: and then it went away, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: no more escorts. I'm sure God really likes being called
Speaker 1: big homie too. He doesn't care. He loves everybody. So wait,
Speaker 1: how how many years were you in Miami getting these escorts?
Speaker 1: Probably like four years straight. What's the weirdest encounter you've
Speaker 1: ever had with one? I remember I had a friend
Speaker 1: come back from uh like from the Middle East, and
Speaker 1: a soldier, army soldier, army dude, and he came back
Speaker 1: and I knew him from l A, Like we used
Speaker 1: to go out West and he was like a concierge
Speaker 1: kind of dude and he would take care of everything.
Speaker 1: So he came back from the Middle East and uh,
Speaker 1: he came to Miami. So I got him in escort.
Speaker 1: And this was like I would have my favorite escorts.
Speaker 1: This girl named Summer. It's just not like it's her
Speaker 1: real name. So it's a girl named Summer. Uh. And
Speaker 1: she was like this fucking blonde thick my cheek and
Speaker 1: I allowed it. And then my boy came so I
Speaker 1: like just sent her to his room at the Fountain
Speaker 1: Blue at the time, and uh, you know, this dude
Speaker 1: fell in love no way, he was like catching feelings.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what just back from Yeah, it's still not
Speaker 1: an escort. We're making money. Well, but I love you
Speaker 1: can't try to steal it. Like, but I think the
Speaker 1: real story here is that you wanted someone for yourself. No,
Speaker 1: but he was getting territorial over like a community biscuit.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. You can't get territorial over
Speaker 1: community thing. Community people who are in relationships outside of
Speaker 1: their profession. You've never caught feelings for an escort, Absolutely
Speaker 1: not now does does how many? So it was day
Speaker 1: two or three a day? No, not that many times.
Speaker 1: I would get one in the morning, one for lunch.
Speaker 1: Morning was covered, your lunch boner was covered, and then
Speaker 1: your night boner was covered. Now, after all those four
Speaker 1: years of escorts, escorts, escorts, like, how did how did
Speaker 1: that affect your feelings? Reviews on women? They hard to
Speaker 1: do because when you're after that, when you're with a
Speaker 1: woman who's not you're not paying that sex with her,
Speaker 1: you're like actually having like you want to be there,
Speaker 1: both of you guys, because you do, do you not?
Speaker 1: How Like I would feel like I'd accidentally make requests
Speaker 1: and she would be like what the fun? Like I
Speaker 1: would get confused. Maybe you know I was never that freaking.
Speaker 1: I was never freaky with the escorts. It was like
Speaker 1: just to get my nut off instead of jerking off
Speaker 1: and then just like very basic sex. Put it. Did
Speaker 1: you ever put in an escorts? Ask? And do they
Speaker 1: charge extra for that? Probably? Yeah? I have. Yeah, coming
Speaker 1: back to me now, remember this one. She was an
Speaker 1: older woman too, that was nice. Yeah, she was more durable,
Speaker 1: her butthole was more durable than the younger. Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: excited to get older than my butth hole elasticity, So
Speaker 1: you didn't have it wasn't challenging to stop paying escorts, like,
Speaker 1: because I mean, I can't imagine. I I've got into
Speaker 1: a habit where seamless and if people listening don't know
Speaker 1: what that is, it's delivery service. In New York they
Speaker 1: have pretty much almost every restaurant you can get delivery
Speaker 1: to your door. Yeah, to your door any time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a lot of restaurants, right, you could like Chicken
Speaker 1: Sagua while not even lifting your head from a pillow
Speaker 1: right in fantasse. But I've gotten into this habit of
Speaker 1: waking up and then ordering an egg, avocado and cheese
Speaker 1: on a croissant every morning, and I can't It's so
Speaker 1: hard for the idea of making food myself in the
Speaker 1: morning just seems horrible. I can't imagine, you know, having
Speaker 1: my bone are taken care of every morning and then
Speaker 1: one day just not. I would get so mad. Christina
Speaker 1: has hood problems. I am after the after the escort thing.
Speaker 1: I I kind of had chicks that I would talk
Speaker 1: to prior to the escorts, and I always consider myself
Speaker 1: like a nice like I've never left I don't think
Speaker 1: any relationship on the like in my whole life. I
Speaker 1: don't think I've ever left a relationship with a woman
Speaker 1: on a bad note. That's great, Like never like I
Speaker 1: can I can pretty much talk to any girl that
Speaker 1: I've ever had past relationships with. So it was like
Speaker 1: after that, I kind of just you know the old
Speaker 1: pieces me Tracy, little old piece hand there, Yo, what up.
Speaker 1: But it's also i mean, apart from the sexual nature
Speaker 1: or or a difference between an escort and a regular
Speaker 1: you know, every day lady, it's like escort is also
Speaker 1: paid to do whatever the funk you want and like
Speaker 1: you know, not you know, complain or bringing in I mean,
Speaker 1: were these just the best part of escorts? What is
Speaker 1: that you just hook up and then get the Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, I mean these other people that you were
Speaker 1: hitting up where you just have like where the fun buddies?
Speaker 1: Were there any like real relationships that were happening during
Speaker 1: this time in your life. No, I was too busy
Speaker 1: making money having fun, right, Well, I mean that's good.
Speaker 1: You're very Young's kind of I think that's actually kind
Speaker 1: of the right idea, And I think a lot of
Speaker 1: people jump into shipp like too soon. But when was
Speaker 1: some When was your first serious relationship? I mean I
Speaker 1: had serious relationship, as like a serious relationship prior to
Speaker 1: making a lot of money. They were like I gradually
Speaker 1: stepped up and making money like before maybe like a
Speaker 1: thousand dollars a week, and even that for me, I
Speaker 1: would love to make a thousand dollars a week. I'm
Speaker 1: getting car washers every day. But the thing is too
Speaker 1: I'm gonna washing. I'm a fucking idiot. Why I was
Speaker 1: talking to someone because there's comics out there not to
Speaker 1: get sidetrack because I peep everything, so like this comics
Speaker 1: out there that that know they're being ignorant, and they
Speaker 1: talked about being ignorant, and it's like it's not as
Speaker 1: funny anymore. Like when I look at myself and hun,
Speaker 1: I didn't know I was being ignorant? What wet? And
Speaker 1: I was like, I remember one time there was a
Speaker 1: hurricane and I had just bought a new car. It
Speaker 1: was like a Dodge Magnum right, and my boy and
Speaker 1: my partner was like, YEAH'M about to go out to
Speaker 1: l A for the week. Why don't you come out
Speaker 1: and like, no, I just got this new call. I'm
Speaker 1: about to get some rims. Some them be spinning on
Speaker 1: these morefucker's in the in the hurricane. Yo, you know,
Speaker 1: tell me why I bought a new pair of rims.
Speaker 1: Right like I got these new rims. I bought a
Speaker 1: bunch of weed. I didn't get any groceries, was ignorant.
Speaker 1: I didn't get any water. I didn't get no supply.
Speaker 1: All I had was a new car, rims, a bunch
Speaker 1: of weed, and a fucking girl, a bottle service girl
Speaker 1: to hang out with me during the hurricane. And we
Speaker 1: were just fucking struggling. And then get no food in
Speaker 1: your house and then that's stupid. And the hurricanes in Miami,
Speaker 1: Like I didn't even have a full take of gas.
Speaker 1: How I got a new call and I got my
Speaker 1: sound like I'm broke. I got a full I got
Speaker 1: a brand new car, mad money, no gas, so I
Speaker 1: couldn't even drive out of it. You could even go
Speaker 1: to the grocery store. They have one gas station. You
Speaker 1: would have to line up and like maybe like four
Speaker 1: it would open that like five or six, So you
Speaker 1: have to line them from like three or four. Because
Speaker 1: of the hurricane and you can only get twenty dollars
Speaker 1: worth of gas. Holy shit. So I'm like, how long
Speaker 1: were you stranded in your house? I was probably stranded
Speaker 1: for about two days, three days? What did you eat
Speaker 1: besides I was I don't even know. I think we
Speaker 1: were just struggle, just sleeping. It was probably just because
Speaker 1: you were so high and hungry. Yea, it was just like,
Speaker 1: let's just snuggle's smoking, snuggle. And then so I have
Speaker 1: friends in Orlando, so I was like, fucking maybe this
Speaker 1: twenty I was such a freaking idiot. I'm like, maybe
Speaker 1: there's worth of gas and give me to Orlando. What
Speaker 1: I probably got about maybe fifty miles out of before
Speaker 1: I read it out of gas and they had to
Speaker 1: come down and fucking get me. There was no gas
Speaker 1: station on the way, and that fifty miles. It was
Speaker 1: a few South Florida like, oh, I don't know, emergency
Speaker 1: the whole damn the southern part of the state. And
Speaker 1: I was like, now I ride it out vehicles a hurricane.
Speaker 1: I'm from the Bronx. Natural disasters is enough. I'm from
Speaker 1: natural disasters. So when did you decide to not get
Speaker 1: prostitutes three days of three times a day after the
Speaker 1: rash incident, Like, what did that rash look like? No,
Speaker 1: it was just because like I was young fly you know,
Speaker 1: I'm a little heavier now, but you imagine me like
Speaker 1: like fifty pounds light a chi chisel chin. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm imagining it right. And then I had like the
Speaker 1: little versacchi swag. So I'm like I was rocking the
Speaker 1: deep cut vs. Like you know what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: would drive like this from my hand over Yep, you
Speaker 1: lean all the way back. I feel like you have
Speaker 1: like I get like an iced tea look going. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I was more swaggy. You're more swaggy, more young swaggy.
Speaker 1: And then, um, what are we going? Well? I wanted
Speaker 1: to know when you decided to not get pressed. It
Speaker 1: was the I'm rocking the flash it so you can't
Speaker 1: be rocking the silky sascy shirt. And you got this
Speaker 1: crazy that looked like the tip of it look like
Speaker 1: italy on your neck. Oh, so I like that. It
Speaker 1: was completely aesthetic. You didn't even at any point go
Speaker 1: to a doctor and try to see you just pissed.
Speaker 1: You had something gross on your neck. You want to
Speaker 1: know how to make the hot dog. I don't know
Speaker 1: what I don't want to know the ingredients of the
Speaker 1: ship in my neck, Like if it the effects is smoking,
Speaker 1: if the effects of smoking took a toll on the
Speaker 1: outside of your body, you know who's smoke. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why I calp telling myself that's wow. That had a
Speaker 1: mirror in my love. That was right. Yeah, Well, that's
Speaker 1: why people like STDs and ship like people like That's
Speaker 1: one of the reasons why I think like herpes is
Speaker 1: has such a horrible reputation. Everyone thinks it's this gross
Speaker 1: disgusting thing. Is probably because you see, yeah, you could
Speaker 1: see it, and it looks, you know, a little gnarly,
Speaker 1: but you know, it's not the end of the world.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna take off your leg like gnaia take
Speaker 1: off your I mean, these are things like talking about
Speaker 1: that that if you have got gnaia, if you if
Speaker 1: you let it go. I'm not saying that you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: but if you some of these those ones that if
Speaker 1: you let them go, it's real bad. But just like
Speaker 1: in these days and times, no one's letting it go
Speaker 1: that long. So wait, you've been fucking escorts, escorts and
Speaker 1: prostitutes to be the same thing. I mean, no, no,
Speaker 1: not prostitutes. It's almost like the difference between a street
Speaker 1: autist selling the mixtape on the train. But that dude,
Speaker 1: next industry in the industry. Yet you got to see
Speaker 1: escorts in the industry. You know what I'm saying that
Speaker 1: they pay fees to advertise processes are freelance. Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: like freelance rights for the for the Village Voice. I
Speaker 1: get you. Indeed, they're not really on the payroll right right. See,
Speaker 1: we're doing this about three times a day for four
Speaker 1: years and then the neck rash is the thing that
Speaker 1: got you did not do it anymore one little You
Speaker 1: don't even know if it was from one of them.
Speaker 1: Can you get an STD on your neck? It might
Speaker 1: have just been from my linen? But because what if?
Speaker 1: What if it was just like an allergic reaction? And
Speaker 1: then that, I mean whatever, Are you glad that you
Speaker 1: stopped doing that? Or you miss it? Do I miss it? Yeah? No?
Speaker 1: I don't know really no, No, is there an emptiness
Speaker 1: that you felt like emotionally because I feel like with
Speaker 1: the I know, the seamless comparison is food versus pussy
Speaker 1: is different, but like you get used to something so
Speaker 1: I don't think it's even the it's not even the
Speaker 1: food of the pussy. It's the it's the easy accessibility
Speaker 1: to it. It was too easy for him. That was
Speaker 1: the best part because everything I was doing was in excess. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And like even I had friends and partners, I'd be like, yo,
Speaker 1: you need to chill with that. Yo, let's go to
Speaker 1: the club, And I'm like, yo, you speaking game. Already
Speaker 1: got my nut off by the time she gave you
Speaker 1: her number. Chase is really fun. Not for me to
Speaker 1: the chase was never fun for me, especially when I'm
Speaker 1: making a lot of money. Why am I chasing? Which
Speaker 1: makes sense because I always thought like, if I was
Speaker 1: single right now and I had money, I would totally
Speaker 1: hire a male escort. That sounds wonderful. I don't know,
Speaker 1: because I've never delved into the world of I've never
Speaker 1: even in I wonder how that is. Well. I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's like it's a more high
Speaker 1: end because obviously it's something that's tailored towards women. So
Speaker 1: it's it's gonna be like women are not gonna go
Speaker 1: for something like as raunch. You're quote unquote like dirty, nasty,
Speaker 1: underground kind of a thing that men would be more
Speaker 1: like open to. Like, so it's like it's like, you
Speaker 1: know these polished, buff people who are like they're on
Speaker 1: the cover of like supermarket romance novels Chipping Dale's. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: I like the idea of just picking somebody, having them
Speaker 1: come over, do whatever you want, and then just be like, hey,
Speaker 1: I want you to do this, this and this, and
Speaker 1: they fucking leave. That sounds awesome, that's the best. But
Speaker 1: then it's like, oh, then I'm missing out. Like the
Speaker 1: emotional intimacy of sex is something that I love, but
Speaker 1: sometimes I don't want that. Most guys just want pussy anyway,
Speaker 1: So why don't at least meet during control of you're
Speaker 1: hiring a driggle o. Hell yeah, But so I like,
Speaker 1: I want to like a dude. But then at the
Speaker 1: same so probably after the escorts, I had a stripper
Speaker 1: girlfriend for a while and I was cool as ship.
Speaker 1: She knew I was living an illegal life, and she
Speaker 1: was she's not living in an illegal life, but it's
Speaker 1: still a shitty life. And like she would end her
Speaker 1: shifts like at four or five, like three or four
Speaker 1: in the morning, and I'd be doing my little fucking
Speaker 1: white collarge ship. She come over, bring me a cup
Speaker 1: of coffee, smoke blunt funck And that was like, that
Speaker 1: was my relationship. That was after the escort. That was
Speaker 1: my relationship life. Oh that sounds nice. And she was hot,
Speaker 1: like I'm talking like she's a stripper, but she was
Speaker 1: like I've seen a ton of hot like video vixen me,
Speaker 1: I think me and a few well named rappers at
Speaker 1: the same time while you were dating. Did you care? No,
Speaker 1: I felt proud. Yeah, that's interesting, I'm share my pussy
Speaker 1: with this platinum recording. All yeah. I mean, if that's
Speaker 1: the same thing thought I was like sucking the same
Speaker 1: dude as Victoria Beckham, I would be like, Wow, that's true.
Speaker 1: This is amazing. Sometimes yeah, I'll go to Steven like
Speaker 1: if if so and soever, like presents the opportunity for
Speaker 1: you to fun, you take that chance. You do it.
Speaker 1: Now you've seen what you can set times like you
Speaker 1: you seem to have like a lower opinion of like
Speaker 1: escorts and like prostitutes and strippers, Like what are your
Speaker 1: thoughts on women working in the sex industry. No, we're
Speaker 1: not trying to set you up. Just I think it's great,
Speaker 1: especially like now, I think the coolest part now I
Speaker 1: think it's gotten better for women or even men. I
Speaker 1: don't I don't know, but I don't know how it
Speaker 1: is for the like how on the man's side, But
Speaker 1: for the women's side, I um, I think it's evolving
Speaker 1: to make it almost a little easier for women were
Speaker 1: they like with the with the webcams. That's huge right now.
Speaker 1: So imagine imagine a female and you don't even have
Speaker 1: to be no fucking model. You're just a woman that
Speaker 1: guys get turned on by you doing what they say.
Speaker 1: If they log onto your page and they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: uh bang yourself with a dildo, and then you're like, well,
Speaker 1: give me this donation, Like you have to pay every
Speaker 1: time they do something specifically for you, Like there's one
Speaker 1: fee to get on the actual webcam and then you
Speaker 1: do whatever you want. But then to be like, hey, no, no,
Speaker 1: I've had a friend, I have a friend that his
Speaker 1: chick that he sucks with does it? WHOA? This is crazy.
Speaker 1: But then I can also see the way that probably
Speaker 1: people are exploited, you know what I mean, Like that
Speaker 1: happens all the time, where someone be like, hey, the
Speaker 1: funds a girl or dude down on their luck and
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, you need someone to stay. You gotta
Speaker 1: do this Craig over here, but you can or like
Speaker 1: I got this house set up, all you gotta do.
Speaker 1: You don't gotta suck anybody. Just finger bang yourself all
Speaker 1: day on this site and I'm going to keep most
Speaker 1: of your money and you can live here and I'll
Speaker 1: give you what you have, like a like a serious
Speaker 1: relationship with someone who did something like that that we're
Speaker 1: working in the sex industry. I mean, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: say no, but like I would probably not be. I
Speaker 1: think I cared less speaking when I was kind of
Speaker 1: living a reckless life, so I almost matched. But now
Speaker 1: that I'm kind of like, you know, I got scruples.
Speaker 1: Now I'm like a domesticated hood dude. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. But do you think I mean, like whether
Speaker 1: like as almost the sex worth they're doing is legal,
Speaker 1: do you you still consider it like reckless? Or I
Speaker 1: mean I feel like it's a it's uh like it's
Speaker 1: almost like I could be doing crime right now, but
Speaker 1: I know it's like morally, I don't feel good about it,
Speaker 1: so I would I wouldn't judge someone but I would
Speaker 1: also be like, well, morally, how do you is this?
Speaker 1: Are you doing this because you love to do it?
Speaker 1: Are you doing it because it's an easy way out?
Speaker 1: Or you doing it because you don't have You can
Speaker 1: do this for two hours of the day and chill
Speaker 1: for the rest of the day. Someone said that, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, hell, yeah, go ahead. I mean, do you
Speaker 1: find stripping or or sex work to be like immoral?
Speaker 1: Because crime is it's not a crime. Crime is different.
Speaker 1: Like you know, if you I'm not sure exactly what
Speaker 1: you were doing, but if you're like stealing or you know,
Speaker 1: selling shitty drugs to you know, people who are already
Speaker 1: down on their like, those seem like more immoral. It's
Speaker 1: just interesting because yeah, someone who's had so much experience
Speaker 1: and like you know, spend so many time with escorts,
Speaker 1: I don't feel like just yeah, I mean sex work
Speaker 1: is super stigmatized. I think it's a hustle and if
Speaker 1: that definitely, but like, excuse me, I can't judge anymore,
Speaker 1: Like if you feel good, if someone feels good about
Speaker 1: something they're doing, I'm not going to judge them and
Speaker 1: be like, oh this person ship, who are you to
Speaker 1: be like, no, it's not good if they're hurting themselves.
Speaker 1: If they're hurt, I wouldn't. I wouldn't want someone that
Speaker 1: hurt them, Like I wouldn't want to see someone's like
Speaker 1: psychologically fucked up doing some ship. Yeah. I think if
Speaker 1: someone's straight clear and they're like, yo, this is what
Speaker 1: I'm doing, boom, I'm hustling, I'm getting it whatever, whatever,
Speaker 1: then hey, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't judge because I was
Speaker 1: telling I was at a mic earlier, right, I love
Speaker 1: going off at Mike's Yeah, because I don't. It's not
Speaker 1: even about it's about me breaking down what's going on
Speaker 1: in the room where it's like I don't. I I
Speaker 1: can't judge somebody like I can't look at you and
Speaker 1: be like, oh, career, because this is how they are
Speaker 1: And I'm not going to accept you how you are
Speaker 1: when I want you to accept me how I am, right,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like I'm not a saint.
Speaker 1: I'm a piece of ship. Probably a lot of most
Speaker 1: people's eyes, that's our model for the show. We're all
Speaker 1: pieces all the time. But I would rather someone embrace
Speaker 1: me as a piece of ship, And how am I
Speaker 1: going to want that? And then not embrace someone else
Speaker 1: that time. However, they come, I might not agree with everything.
Speaker 1: We're not going to be like, oh, you ain't ship.
Speaker 1: The real you is a piece of ship. I'd rather
Speaker 1: know the piece of ship than like some fabricated version
Speaker 1: of someone you want to be but are not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then like eight years later with three kids in
Speaker 1: marriage and you're like, oh, you're busy shole. How many
Speaker 1: people do that? I think that's pride a lot of times,
Speaker 1: like people that ride it out. Yeah, people don't put
Speaker 1: importance on things that are going to matter in the
Speaker 1: long run in the beginning of a relationship, like sexual compatibility.
Speaker 1: I met this girl at a show, maybe about a
Speaker 1: few weeks ago, and I guess she was engaged to
Speaker 1: get married, like she was with the groom's family, and
Speaker 1: I guess they came to New York to like find
Speaker 1: a dress or some ship. So between so, between between acts,
Speaker 1: somebody come to the back, like anybody got cigarette. She
Speaker 1: was kind of hot. I go, I'm like, I got
Speaker 1: a cigarette, you know, And then I go, so we're smoking.
Speaker 1: I'm smoking. I was like, hey, how come I smoke
Speaker 1: with you? So we're talking and ship, and she's just
Speaker 1: talking about how she doesn't want to get She's like,
Speaker 1: she's just like, I don't know if I want to
Speaker 1: get married anymore. And I felt so fucking bad for
Speaker 1: this girl because then she was like the family, like
Speaker 1: her family seemed like they had her back whatever she did. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's nice because they're kind of like you. But she
Speaker 1: was like trying to put up this front for the
Speaker 1: dude's family, like not even trying to show any kind
Speaker 1: of emotion of having second thoughts or doubts or anything. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, this is did she say why she
Speaker 1: didn't want to get married. I mean she was like,
Speaker 1: I mean not saying that's young old, but it's just
Speaker 1: like it's a little young nowadays. Yeah, yeah, and you
Speaker 1: just don't know there's so much life, but you don't
Speaker 1: know that when you're young, I mean seven, I would
Speaker 1: think you should know yourself pretty well. I mean I
Speaker 1: didn't figure it out util like a few months ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's depres I mean I think that, I mean figuring
Speaker 1: it out for me. The biggest thing I think for
Speaker 1: me was having like literally opening my mind to a
Speaker 1: lot of things to like judging into just being like
Speaker 1: fuck it, you know what I mean? Who am I before? Like,
Speaker 1: prior to a few Yeah, I would always look at
Speaker 1: people like, Yo, this dude, like WrestleMania, that's just gay
Speaker 1: or anything, or even like you know you're talking about depression,
Speaker 1: that sho is gay or anything that I didn't understand.
Speaker 1: I didn't funk with and was just like, yo, open
Speaker 1: it up, dude, And like, if I want my life
Speaker 1: to change something, I've figured I gotta go within. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't be like this person who're treating me right that? No,
Speaker 1: I gotta go within and be like, hey, what's from
Speaker 1: with myself? What am I? What could I change? I
Speaker 1: might not be able to change something monetarily right away
Speaker 1: or whatever, but I can change how I am hard
Speaker 1: perceive the world, how I did something happen to make
Speaker 1: you realize that, because that is such a key thing
Speaker 1: to living a happy life that people don't they don't
Speaker 1: follow that instinct of like what do I want? What
Speaker 1: the funk do I think is good? Because so many times,
Speaker 1: I mean, we get letters all the time from people
Speaker 1: in relationships or marriages are about to get married and
Speaker 1: they don't want to be in that relationship, and they
Speaker 1: tell us all the things that they need to tell
Speaker 1: the person they're fucking but they can't. It might get
Speaker 1: that it's scary, but like, that's gonna make your life
Speaker 1: so much better. But I think that you can agree.
Speaker 1: The scariest thing for a lot of us, for me,
Speaker 1: for everybody, is to look with when it is going crazy.
Speaker 1: Why did you say I can agree and then look
Speaker 1: at me right in the face, pet I said, not
Speaker 1: all the like I would. Talking to a home girl
Speaker 1: the other day and she's like, she's just kind of like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what's up? And she's just like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: piste off. She's saying all these things that have nothing
Speaker 1: to do with what's going on, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Dancing around for me, I told her the first thing
Speaker 1: I do when she is upside down, I go, what
Speaker 1: the fun is going on with me? I don't look
Speaker 1: at Oh this person don't mean or this person ain't
Speaker 1: talking to me, or this person treat me weird. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what can I do? Well, you're one of the few
Speaker 1: people who does that. That's great that you do that,
Speaker 1: So I wish everyone did that. What's the easiest thing
Speaker 1: to do? I think I agree, I'm well, but I
Speaker 1: mean that's That's what this whole podcast is about. It's
Speaker 1: about kind of like, uh, look sitting down and taking
Speaker 1: a look at yourself and realizing why you're a piece
Speaker 1: of ship and how you can make that better so
Speaker 1: that the people around you can tolerate you more. I mean,
Speaker 1: in a nutshell, that's what it is for me. I
Speaker 1: don't care what it is for you. I just want
Speaker 1: to do what makes me happy, but also like feel
Speaker 1: good about. I want to be proud of what I'm doing,
Speaker 1: whether it's someone i'm fucking or the career I'm going after.
Speaker 1: And I can always tell. There's always a gut feeling
Speaker 1: when I when I know it's not I'm heading, not
Speaker 1: headed in the right direction. Stopping yourself is the hard part.
Speaker 1: One time I sent my mom like fifteen tho dollars
Speaker 1: as a fucking birthday gift. Right, Yeah, you're a great son.
Speaker 1: Excuse me? And my mom's still living in she was,
Speaker 1: she's still in the hood using it. So I sent
Speaker 1: her this money and I told her, I go a
Speaker 1: my happy birthday. Do to do check your account? I
Speaker 1: put something in there for you. So she calls me
Speaker 1: and she's like, I checked my account like twenty times
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it, just to make sure and that
Speaker 1: was cool, but then at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: it felt bad because I couldn't be proud of it
Speaker 1: and I'm lying on top of not being able to
Speaker 1: be She's like, like, how you made the money? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a good, Yeah, it was a good. Like I
Speaker 1: stopped going to school in eighth grade. You're never gonna
Speaker 1: have a year. You're never gonna have a year that
Speaker 1: good when you drop out of eighth grade, so you
Speaker 1: have a disposable She's like, oh, yeah, I'm the best
Speaker 1: Sam Cashier path. Yeah, I'm pretty sure she knew something
Speaker 1: she had to. So it's like, I'm she was happy
Speaker 1: for you making money. She helped my sister in school,
Speaker 1: she helped my other sister get a fucking call, and um,
Speaker 1: you know, and now it's like I'm doing comedy and
Speaker 1: it's like they're fucking super proud, like and I might
Speaker 1: not be able to give her fifteen thousand, but I
Speaker 1: know I can give her joy because because she's proud
Speaker 1: of what I'm doing and I'm proud and I know
Speaker 1: you guys, so I'm even more proud. Yeah, did you
Speaker 1: see I posted shout out to Jessica Hick. She probably
Speaker 1: listened to this. I posted something on my Facebook. I
Speaker 1: posted that, oh that you guys are gonna be on
Speaker 1: my show on Friday today. If you're listening to this
Speaker 1: to day it comes out, we're on the show today.
Speaker 1: So it was crazy because my homegirl, she type, she's like,
Speaker 1: oh man, I wish I could I was there. I
Speaker 1: love the girls from the Guys podcast. And she's like
Speaker 1: down to New Orleans right now. I met her at
Speaker 1: a show and I used to do this thing. She
Speaker 1: used to work at the Door Center for Alternatives for
Speaker 1: like a teenage thing. But teenagers are down on fucking
Speaker 1: I forget it what street it is, but um, I
Speaker 1: used to go do comedy for the teenagers and then
Speaker 1: have liked things. So it's like for her to wait
Speaker 1: in New York. Yeah, I think it's on Broom Street actually,
Speaker 1: because that's like I know an organization called New Alternatives,
Speaker 1: which is like an LGBT. That's what this super kitchen.
Speaker 1: Yeah it sounds it always has the word alternative because
Speaker 1: all it is down there. Luck, you're an alternative. This
Speaker 1: is an alternative. Well, these were kids that were like
Speaker 1: either gay, you know, just or outspoken, not outspoken OI whatever,
Speaker 1: like people that like people that might don't know what
Speaker 1: to do with you, not even people that might not
Speaker 1: necessary and going here, they might not necessarily fit into
Speaker 1: every situation, right, Like you might see somebody come through
Speaker 1: with a crazy fucking hairstyle and like five foot platforms
Speaker 1: and just you're like, Okay, I guess you're going to
Speaker 1: the alternatives can go for you, sir. But honestly, it
Speaker 1: was kind of It's totally cool because it's like, I
Speaker 1: could only imagine imagine me living in the hood of
Speaker 1: the projects, and I can't be myself there where people
Speaker 1: want to beat me up because I'm just different than
Speaker 1: or I'm not I don't look like them. So to
Speaker 1: see these kids being all under this roof and everybody's
Speaker 1: just being them was pretty cool. And then me, I'm
Speaker 1: from the hood, so it's like to talk to them
Speaker 1: and be like, I'm just I'm from where you from
Speaker 1: and I'm just trying to come up And you know,
Speaker 1: you guys could come up to You're all going to
Speaker 1: come up that you're so smart. I really you if
Speaker 1: everyone thought like you, the world series much better place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I I completely agree. What in where you grew up
Speaker 1: like what were people? Were there gay people in your
Speaker 1: neighborhood that were out because homosexuality. I mean, I have
Speaker 1: two cousins out are gay. Everyone was a cousin or
Speaker 1: these dudes I grew up with you, Like, it's so weird.
Speaker 1: It's so fucked up. First of all, because of how
Speaker 1: religious people are in the hood and how judging they are.
Speaker 1: That's that's so it's like even til today everywhere people
Speaker 1: like my mom, she'll be like, I'll be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, whatever, he's gay, I'm loving whatever. We are cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And she'd be like, how do you know, Like, Mom,
Speaker 1: stop sucking the nine. What's going on? How do you
Speaker 1: know he's gay? Yeah, Like he said he's gay, I'm gay?
Speaker 1: How do you know? He said he was fucking gay?
Speaker 1: Like whatever we are, you not gonna allove him anymore,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? But like in the hood,
Speaker 1: it was everything. That's why I kind of I just
Speaker 1: shed that, like I shed that ship. I was like, gradually, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I'm with their home. Did you have a
Speaker 1: little bit of homophobia? Because because people are taught that
Speaker 1: you're not born you come out of the room, you
Speaker 1: don't you don't like gay people, you don't like women,
Speaker 1: you don't like anybody any minority. Like that's a learned
Speaker 1: thing and it's so hard to break. So how did
Speaker 1: you did you break that through? Because I love when
Speaker 1: people break that. I think it's amazing and it gives
Speaker 1: me hope because there's some bigoted ask people, oh my god,
Speaker 1: and it just makes me so depressed, Like what made
Speaker 1: you change your mind? Um, I just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just want to just want to make that first
Speaker 1: stick in your ass, take a dick in yours. I
Speaker 1: don't even like when shortis put fingers the ship because
Speaker 1: I'm tickle it with my ship. People say, but like
Speaker 1: even if I'd be like he, But was there any
Speaker 1: was there like any one that you knew personally that
Speaker 1: was gay and that that kind of specific person changed
Speaker 1: your opinion or was it just kind of like I
Speaker 1: think comedy helped me a lot because it was the
Speaker 1: first time in my life that I'm around fucking every
Speaker 1: I'm around everybody everyone. And then like even like I
Speaker 1: love my homeboy Alex English, Tim Dellan, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? These are these are guy. I didn't even
Speaker 1: know Tim Dillon was gay for like the first follow
Speaker 1: along until he said, I get the funk stereotypical because before,
Speaker 1: if you don't know anyone who's outwardly gay, you're just
Speaker 1: going from TV and movies where people are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's get some halal food or even like honestly, but
Speaker 1: like like I said, as a gradual thing, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it would have to. I feel like where I'm
Speaker 1: at now, it's like totally just like everything is cool
Speaker 1: with yeah, yeah, wonderful. Before it was like I'm kind
Speaker 1: of cool, but nah, Yeah, what are your feelings on
Speaker 1: transgender people? Like that's the new that's the new gay?
Speaker 1: I mean, yo, whatever, it is your thing. Whatever, just
Speaker 1: have fun many and and and and and and just
Speaker 1: have fun and and accept everybody else the same way
Speaker 1: you want to be accepted. And if they fucking act,
Speaker 1: I'll punch him in the face, all right, don't tell
Speaker 1: them after you punch him in the face. So you're
Speaker 1: welcome because you needed to learn a lesson. Okay, should
Speaker 1: be out in physical fights. Yeah, what do you mean recently?
Speaker 1: I don't know ever, Yeah, I mean growing up, not
Speaker 1: like that, I mean like the fights, like it was
Speaker 1: not like it was not like I'm just punching somebody
Speaker 1: in the face, to punch him in the face just
Speaker 1: because I'm upset, right right, I don't know, Like I didn't,
Speaker 1: like I've never I I'm so fascinated by people like
Speaker 1: I've never. I'm I kind of a physical fight. No,
Speaker 1: I never had, but like I have a bad temper,
Speaker 1: so like I always dreamt of getting into physical fight,
Speaker 1: but like someone I would want someone else to like
Speaker 1: spit on me or something that would provoke and then
Speaker 1: it's okay that I like try and go at them.
Speaker 1: But do you don't have a temper? You know what?
Speaker 1: My whole life seems so chill. I bottled everything, Oh
Speaker 1: you did, because that's what temper. Remember one time, I
Speaker 1: fucking like an idiot, I punched a fucking window, fucking
Speaker 1: punch this window, booming shadow my fucking I see that scar? Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: pretty bad. I was like, why, well, me and my
Speaker 1: I think all right, Me and me and my fucking
Speaker 1: cousin burglarized the place. And then we were young kids.
Speaker 1: We were sucking young maybe like you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: burglarizes thirteen year old burglarizing apartment. We were mischievous and
Speaker 1: we were broken a little more than that. We were
Speaker 1: mischievous and broke and then so we burglarized this place.
Speaker 1: We get it, we we we get we found some money.
Speaker 1: We're like, oh, ship, we got money or was it
Speaker 1: in the underweard? It was it was like it was
Speaker 1: like in a closet or some ship. We took the ship.
Speaker 1: So we're like, oh, I got too on it. You
Speaker 1: got too on it. It might even been a hunting
Speaker 1: in the hunting, I don't know. So we're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to Fordham Road. That's like the biggest
Speaker 1: shopping district the road. And I got a gold chain.
Speaker 1: So I was I was ignorant since I was a
Speaker 1: little kid with money. I was financially ignorant since I
Speaker 1: was a baby. So I'm like, yea, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: me a gold chain with a little I had, like
Speaker 1: the little Lazarus. It was like a dude, you haven't
Speaker 1: seen to do with the staff and a little sheep.
Speaker 1: I had to think with the little sheep and the
Speaker 1: little ruby in the I don't know if it was
Speaker 1: a ruby, but that's what you got with your stolen money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I had this chain and my cousin got some sneakers,
Speaker 1: and he was going because he was visiting for the summer,
Speaker 1: so that he was leaving and we're just gonna burger
Speaker 1: out the place where you're in town. You're here, and
Speaker 1: then we'll see the umpire State building. I told my mom.
Speaker 1: I remember, I told my mom I found the chain.
Speaker 1: My mom was so gullible. I love my mom. You
Speaker 1: found a huge change. Your mom found this at the
Speaker 1: bottom of a tree. I don't know what was just
Speaker 1: walking in the before. So so I'm going to like,
Speaker 1: we're going somewhere and I'm like looking for my chain.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, because I had it, like
Speaker 1: in a special little place like this is my chain.
Speaker 1: That's the area where I laid my chain. I might
Speaker 1: laid my chain down the kind of like say it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I could see you, so I left my chain. One
Speaker 1: day I would go to put my chain on and
Speaker 1: I couldn't find my chain, and I'm like, I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're the only two of us in here, so it's
Speaker 1: just us. My dude, it's just just I said it
Speaker 1: was just us, and he's like, no, the he could chain.
Speaker 1: I'm like, stop lying. Yeah, So I'm fucking like I
Speaker 1: can't and I couldn't tell my mom, like I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do because I just stole the money
Speaker 1: to buy this ship. So I'm like, fucking you, haven't
Speaker 1: they stop? They pumping up there? Like here I go.
Speaker 1: You know what it is when you get angry and
Speaker 1: you're like you're bottling it up and you're just like
Speaker 1: panic attacks like the tippic point and I just like boom,
Speaker 1: and then it's just like fucking blood everywhere I was going.
Speaker 1: Did he have the chain? Then it's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: found your chain. It was right here this whole time.
Speaker 1: So it's like he he pulled one of the put
Speaker 1: it back. He's serious about Like he's like, he's serious.
Speaker 1: He hurt himself. What do you do it? Let's talk
Speaker 1: more about sex. Yeah, let's do it. I love What
Speaker 1: kind of sex do you like having? Oh? I love it?
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, I do love it. Bro, I have
Speaker 1: a girlfriend. Do you have any STDs or have you
Speaker 1: ever got any STDs? Nerash that we don't know what
Speaker 1: it was. He looked at me, like any diseases. No.
Speaker 1: I think I'm fortunate. I don't know. I've fucking I
Speaker 1: slept with a lot of escorts. And I'm fortunate to come.
Speaker 1: I would think escorts are like more anal about protection
Speaker 1: than regular people because the pussy is their income. I've
Speaker 1: had a lot of abortion skis in my life. Have
Speaker 1: you ever had to pay for an abortion? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: an abortion, not an abortion. But I had an abortion
Speaker 1: scared one time. I wasn't going to get an abortion.
Speaker 1: Abortion about your whole heads up right now? Sorry, I
Speaker 1: so so, I'm like, you know, I'm pregnant whatever, like
Speaker 1: the girls that first you were seeing fucking my girl
Speaker 1: at the time, I got an abortion. Boom, alright cool.
Speaker 1: So then like a few months go by, like fops,
Speaker 1: it's seven months ago by and she's like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I still haven't got my parents, like seven months later,
Speaker 1: really seven really sick memos. Maybe not seven, but like
Speaker 1: it seemed like a long time a person. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: that was like what I gotta go back in and
Speaker 1: I guess she's playing for abortion money. She was taking
Speaker 1: care of it herself. Abortion, but just a fact, just
Speaker 1: the fact that's like me telling you touch up on this.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, I got to redo abortion, please. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I took care of it. Don't worry now. When a
Speaker 1: girl she said to you that she had already got
Speaker 1: an abortion before she said she was pregnant to you, Well,
Speaker 1: she said she was pregnant. Was she pregnant at all?
Speaker 1: I have no idea. Yeah, I don't know. I don't guess.
Speaker 1: Oh god, now, but what if someone what if a
Speaker 1: girl you were dating came to you and bypassed the
Speaker 1: whole i'm pregnant talk and just said I got an abortion?
Speaker 1: How would that make you feel? Because this is an
Speaker 1: interesting topic because a guy, at one hand, On one side,
Speaker 1: it's the woman's body, so really it's ultimately hurt. But
Speaker 1: the other side, it's also what if you wanted a child?
Speaker 1: Like I don't you know, I don't. We don't know
Speaker 1: what's going through the guy's head. Assume that the guy
Speaker 1: would be like abortion, abortion, abortion, But that's not always
Speaker 1: the case. I mean, if a woman got an abortion
Speaker 1: and didn't even ask me, I'd just be like high five. Really,
Speaker 1: I'll be like, you know, your men, she didn't ask
Speaker 1: you a Hallmark abortion baby? I got you this for Christmas?
Speaker 1: Abortion you Now, have you ever had a girl get
Speaker 1: pregnant and wanted to keep the baby? No, this is me.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to keep someone, you're a great love yourself bad. No,
Speaker 1: I just never no, No, I never had I don't know.
Speaker 1: Have you ever gone with a girl to the clinect
Speaker 1: to get an abortion? Yeah? This was a young does
Speaker 1: was a while back though not since, like I was,
Speaker 1: how was that experience? Like, I've I've never had an abortion,
Speaker 1: but I would imagine that that's a really even if
Speaker 1: you're like, this was just a one night stand. I
Speaker 1: definitely don't have kids, but that's still got to be emotional.
Speaker 1: That's gotta be a really fucking hard I think I
Speaker 1: was too young, Like I was probably like twenty twenty
Speaker 1: maybe when it happened to me, and my girlfriend at
Speaker 1: the time was like maybe nineteen, yeah, eighteen, So it
Speaker 1: was like I didn't even I was. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what I was doing. I don't know about it
Speaker 1: with her? Like how much in depth did the conversation
Speaker 1: go between twenty year old and the nineteen Like you
Speaker 1: barely you barely out of high school. I still live
Speaker 1: with my sister. There's no way we haven't. I mean,
Speaker 1: it doesn't conversation, It doesn't make do you think you know? Right? Well,
Speaker 1: sometimes other things like you know family or religion, get
Speaker 1: are the things that are often deterring people from getting abortions. Obviously,
Speaker 1: if you think about it from just like a lifestyle,
Speaker 1: like no, very few people at that age are ready
Speaker 1: to have a have a child. But you know I'm
Speaker 1: from people have like my sister when she was like fu,
Speaker 1: I was like third grade with a nephew. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was a month after school like on the you know,
Speaker 1: when you come back from your someone break what you did?
Speaker 1: People like what I want to six flags? You need
Speaker 1: to grow up, nephew, the summer, stepping responsibilities up? Man?
Speaker 1: Third grade? You catch up? I'm a uncle man, catch up? Yo,
Speaker 1: Yeah I was even now I'm scared. I don't scared.
Speaker 1: I'm scared to have You have a girlfriend now and
Speaker 1: it's a long distance. How's that? She can? We say?
Speaker 1: She lives? It's great? Yeah, I mean she's coming up
Speaker 1: next week. How often do you guys see each other?
Speaker 1: Like every like every two months, maybe every other month?
Speaker 1: And that's gets a good because you know how it is.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean you I barely see my boyfriend
Speaker 1: now because I'm always out your boyfriend local with them, Okay,
Speaker 1: but I you know, yeah, but it's like home like
Speaker 1: you always touch, but even if it's two seconds, you
Speaker 1: can home touch base boom. Same thing with you your
Speaker 1: boy right there. But I'm pretty sure. I mean it's hard.
Speaker 1: This isn't all consuming career. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And my girl's a chef, so it's like nice for
Speaker 1: for for what it's worth, I think, especially me, Like
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to come up like yeah, I was
Speaker 1: cleaning tables a few days ago, you know, the FaceTime,
Speaker 1: So it's like knowing that like I always and she
Speaker 1: that's why I love it, because she understood because she
Speaker 1: wants them. She wanted to move us. But then I'm like,
Speaker 1: I just gotta do this by myself, right and I gotta.
Speaker 1: So it was your decision to kind of step to separate.
Speaker 1: You stay in Miami, I come up here, yeah, but
Speaker 1: she was willing to come up here. Yeah, I hear.
Speaker 1: Any Like if I asked her right now, like hey,
Speaker 1: come up, and then she'll she'll stop working on coming
Speaker 1: up and moving up. But I get why you just like, hey,
Speaker 1: stay there, because I wouldn't even even be able to
Speaker 1: give you that much more time than he I am giving.
Speaker 1: Even then when she's coming up. I'm like, damn, we
Speaker 1: gotta take because you know how it is, you'd be
Speaker 1: booked two months in advance, so you're not thinking as
Speaker 1: far as like, hey, what days are you free? I'm like,
Speaker 1: I never pretty much. I want to like to three
Speaker 1: days you guys skype sex or phone six? Oh we did.
Speaker 1: We stopped a little bit though, I like. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I like, uh, I have like I'll be like, yo,
Speaker 1: send me a patient with like, go out, give me
Speaker 1: some go get some knet hot socks. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. This is some requests fantasy swag, something like
Speaker 1: some NA hot socks, maybe like some booty shorts or something.
Speaker 1: Send me a few pages, right, and when we keep
Speaker 1: a spic, I might give her. I might give her
Speaker 1: a video of me rubbing one out like that. With
Speaker 1: the advancements of slow motion camera technology, that ship is Yo,
Speaker 1: that's a good wow when you're jerking off in slow moot.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Like a guys, are how old are
Speaker 1: you now? Pet? Thirty three? Okay? And is your girl
Speaker 1: similar age or yeah, she's about to be thirty three?
Speaker 1: And uh, next weekend, how did you guys meet? Funny story?
Speaker 1: I cat called her girlfriend because you cat, are you
Speaker 1: fucking kidding me? This is like the diamond in the
Speaker 1: rough story I've been waiting for. This knocks down everything
Speaker 1: I can't say about here. That's very frustrating for me
Speaker 1: and very very torn. Here's the thing. I didn't hook
Speaker 1: up with her that night, like and I didn't even
Speaker 1: cat call her. I did this thing that I called
Speaker 1: cat calm. I cat conversated around her like it was
Speaker 1: my my friend was there. So what I'll do is
Speaker 1: I'll be like, like she ill never forget. She was
Speaker 1: walking down the street, she having like this royal blue blouse,
Speaker 1: biggest breast. I'm like, all this bitch is hot. And
Speaker 1: she walked by. She walks by, and I just tell
Speaker 1: my friend, I'm like, yo, will fucking I don't even
Speaker 1: ibably said something like I fun out of her ask
Speaker 1: like I was very ask that's love and you sound
Speaker 1: like and then like I looked at her like but
Speaker 1: like I said it to him, and then I looked
Speaker 1: at her like and then it was Actually it was
Speaker 1: at an art exhibit. It was like a new but
Speaker 1: it wasn't. It was like a South It was in
Speaker 1: Miami Beach. It was like a cool trendy thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they have it every December. That one. No, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: It was just like a little thing. Somebody had the
Speaker 1: thing exhibit, Like what a better place to cackle? Tells
Speaker 1: a way I'd like to suck a fart. That's a
Speaker 1: cool part about Miami too. You can drink on the
Speaker 1: street really like you can have a fucking containing just
Speaker 1: sip it. So I'm like, oh, yeah, whatever. So she
Speaker 1: walked by with her friend and then um, a few
Speaker 1: months later, I think she heard you say she wanted
Speaker 1: to and I think she looked. She hear that she
Speaker 1: saw my sexy the through the burbage. That yeah, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't like that pet with his leg up on
Speaker 1: something like Captain fucking Morgen, Like, well, it's like a
Speaker 1: hot guy with a great face, but the beard and
Speaker 1: the shaggy hairs covered. You gotta really look deep. She
Speaker 1: looked past the fart sucking a fart, But I was
Speaker 1: I didn't even think. Honestly, I didn't think I was
Speaker 1: gonna be with this one. I just, you know, cat
Speaker 1: conversing things. You're going to be with the woman I
Speaker 1: saw her once because we were It's might maybe it's
Speaker 1: a small scene, like we all go to the same club,
Speaker 1: same party, same thing, same friends, all mutual friends. So
Speaker 1: one day I'm on Facebook and I see how picture
Speaker 1: like we gotta like like forty eight mutual friends. This
Speaker 1: is the girlfriend and night. So I just sent her
Speaker 1: a message like, hey, what's up. Boom boom boom um.
Speaker 1: I think let out. I saw you, and I thought
Speaker 1: maybe I want to. I was just like you. I
Speaker 1: was just like, let's hang out some time. And then
Speaker 1: just randomly, you didn't even say that you've seen her
Speaker 1: around before or well, yeah she remember because we would
Speaker 1: go to the same and then we just started chilling
Speaker 1: and that was it. And then five years later, six years,
Speaker 1: five years later, can you define chilling for me? Disputed
Speaker 1: definition means like she come over and we would just chill,
Speaker 1: maybe she would cook or hang out of your head,
Speaker 1: and then there was sex. Then it was sexually. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you ain't gonna front. I tell you guys something real
Speaker 1: quickly remember the first time that, Like, growing up, I
Speaker 1: always thought if a girl came to my place, like
Speaker 1: and not my place my mom's place obviously, but if
Speaker 1: a girl came to the part, if a girl came
Speaker 1: over if I invited a girl over to my mom's place,
Speaker 1: we were supposed to we were sucking. Why does every
Speaker 1: guy think that? List especially I think that's what I
Speaker 1: was young. I was young. But then I'll never forget
Speaker 1: the first time I was in the Orlando and I
Speaker 1: invited this girl with my first apartment, invited this girl
Speaker 1: to my place and would make it out and I'm
Speaker 1: like pushing upon her. She's like yo, chill. I'm like
Speaker 1: what and she's like you know, I'm like what, I like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean you? And then I didn't never
Speaker 1: like that. Ship was like, oh, Ship, like that was
Speaker 1: the way she just wants to physically hang out with
Speaker 1: you and not or maybe she or not even that
Speaker 1: maybe she did, but she wanted to do it when
Speaker 1: she wasn't like yeah. So I was like, oh, wow,
Speaker 1: this is another side of this coin. I didn't know
Speaker 1: this whole time. There's a two sided I think, I
Speaker 1: think honestly because I try to analyze ship and I
Speaker 1: realized as a dude, there's no like if I could
Speaker 1: try to change or help something in the future, I
Speaker 1: think I would teach, Like, say, if I had a son,
Speaker 1: I would teach him how to be appropriate as opposed
Speaker 1: because you do the whole birds and bees bullshit. But
Speaker 1: it's like, yo, there's a step before the bees, Like
Speaker 1: there's a way to be around the opposite sex, Like,
Speaker 1: there's a way to be appropriate well, and also there's
Speaker 1: a way to way to be around the eppisode sex
Speaker 1: or the sex that you're interested in that is not
Speaker 1: that is not sexual, right, But that's even for me
Speaker 1: now doing comedy. You don't know how many times I
Speaker 1: gotta go to the bathroom and just be like, and
Speaker 1: I talked to myself. I'm like, Pete, come on, man,
Speaker 1: chill out, broke, look at the martime. You don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, y'all, come on, man, you gotta pull yourself together.
Speaker 1: You gotta stop this ship. Who in comedy is making
Speaker 1: you feel this way? Yeah, comedian, But I I mean
Speaker 1: because I'll be hanging around with the we know, with everybody,
Speaker 1: and it's like and I'll be like, you know this,
Speaker 1: and you know, girl like you're trying to yeah, just
Speaker 1: like Sydney Washington likes ladies. Yea, not even It's honestly
Speaker 1: like I'd be like, yo, Patty, come on, man, you
Speaker 1: better than that. And I feel proud of myself maybe inappropriate.
Speaker 1: Don't act like a full in front of her or whatever. Chick. Well,
Speaker 1: that's good. I wish more guys did that. Well, I think,
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying. I wish. I'm not wish.
Speaker 1: I think think there should be something that's like, you'll
Speaker 1: do nothing, don't cat like what's wrong with you? Man?
Speaker 1: Like even for me. Now, you know what the the
Speaker 1: part about being a domestic, domesticated hood dude is because
Speaker 1: now I'm back in the world with the rest of
Speaker 1: the savages that's not domesticated. So imagine no one I
Speaker 1: just because most of them are grown men. I just
Speaker 1: walked the other I'm like, I can't even hang out
Speaker 1: like I see certain people. I'm like, all right, I
Speaker 1: gotta go this way. I don't want whatever however they are,
Speaker 1: whatever they believe, I don't want that to reflect on me,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. So it's like I could
Speaker 1: tell a grown dude, hey, man, maybe you shouldn't say
Speaker 1: this or be this kind of way to a woman.
Speaker 1: It's like they lived their whole life. I figured it
Speaker 1: out myself. No one kind of put me on. I
Speaker 1: was like, hey, maybe I need to chill or maybe
Speaker 1: maybe there's more to this, or maybe there's I can
Speaker 1: appreciate more than just that. I mean, yeah, we're all
Speaker 1: fucking creatures and we all have our urges, but it's
Speaker 1: not to the point of people can control them more.
Speaker 1: It's not to the point of like, oh my, I
Speaker 1: don't know how I cannot. I have that theory of
Speaker 1: like the dude, the type of dudes at cat call
Speaker 1: on the street, like their fucking animal like the way
Speaker 1: they do it. It's just like, jeesus, it's like fucking
Speaker 1: gross man. And I'm like, what is going on in
Speaker 1: your head? Like what do you think you're going to
Speaker 1: get out of that? And I'm like it has to
Speaker 1: just be that you grew up and no one told
Speaker 1: you that women don't like that, and so you just
Speaker 1: know women like that in their head. And but it's like,
Speaker 1: how come your success rate is probably zero? Well nobody,
Speaker 1: But I think the problem is every once and again,
Speaker 1: and I see in Harlem it does work. It's like
Speaker 1: one time out of a hundred, but that one time
Speaker 1: keeps them going, and Harlem it works a little bit more.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's just it's just different different ways
Speaker 1: to different regions, just have different standards of of like
Speaker 1: how it is appropriate to hit on someone. But I think,
Speaker 1: like I can understand you're not wanting to get involved
Speaker 1: in like kind of rising above it, but I think
Speaker 1: it would be very like meaningful not to get in
Speaker 1: fights or anything. But like if you said something to
Speaker 1: someone who they're not gonna respect a white girl on
Speaker 1: the street being like, because I'm always like, women don't
Speaker 1: like that. I always say out that, I'm like, women
Speaker 1: don't like being talked to you like that. But it's
Speaker 1: it's easier for you, like someone like you, you know,
Speaker 1: just like a fellow black, fellow guy. Yeah, it's saying
Speaker 1: says that. I think they's just men also just have
Speaker 1: more respect from one another, just to be honest. But
Speaker 1: then women, Yeah, but that's what's going to happen even
Speaker 1: even though like a man has a man don't have
Speaker 1: a respect for another man until that man says something
Speaker 1: he doesn't agree with that something progressive, right, No, that's
Speaker 1: wrong with this guy. Yeah, you're absolutely right. But it's
Speaker 1: just like you know, you're keep keep fighting the good fight,
Speaker 1: like don't give up on that, you know, because it's
Speaker 1: like it's so beneficial to you and you're such a
Speaker 1: better person because of it. Yeah, because always say, like
Speaker 1: with with feminism and stuff and the stuff that we
Speaker 1: want to happen in the respect that we want a
Speaker 1: game for men. Honestly, and it's sad to say this,
Speaker 1: but we can jump up and down and say like
Speaker 1: respect us, respect us all we want. But then if
Speaker 1: another guy steps in, he's like, yo, they don't like
Speaker 1: being women to like being talked to you like that.
Speaker 1: I think it's going to resonate more, dudes resonate more.
Speaker 1: So keep talking to him. Yeah, I mean, like anyone,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't think a lot of feminist like
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, we don't need men's help, but
Speaker 1: it's just like they're a huge part. It's more meaningful
Speaker 1: when someone who is not fighting for rights from them
Speaker 1: for themselves steps And just like the Civil rights benefited
Speaker 1: greatly when white people stepped in, Like it's not it
Speaker 1: doesn't make anyone any less or anyone fighting any less.
Speaker 1: It just makes it like, hey, this is something we
Speaker 1: all fucking want. It's not just people who are going
Speaker 1: to benefit from it right wanting it. That's the only
Speaker 1: thing I think it was. The Great American songstress with
Speaker 1: in Houston. I believe the children are future teaching well
Speaker 1: and let them lead the way. You know what I'm
Speaker 1: saying the most important, Like even for me doing whatever,
Speaker 1: anything that I could give to the world, because that's
Speaker 1: the most important thing to me. Like having a lot
Speaker 1: of money taught me none of it matters as opposed
Speaker 1: to what the fun you leave behind. So to me,
Speaker 1: I'm always I've always been focused or not always, but
Speaker 1: like now, you know, since I kind of became conscious,
Speaker 1: was like, I want to help the young people because
Speaker 1: I feel like it's easier to help a young or
Speaker 1: try to persuade a young person to think some way
Speaker 1: than a dude that's been doing this ship his whole life.
Speaker 1: You feel me like, of course, of course you can't.
Speaker 1: It's better for the future too, to get in while
Speaker 1: they're young, because that's when people get brainwashed into certain things. Anyway,
Speaker 1: let's like a Pete child outreach program. Yeah, it's less
Speaker 1: creeper than you guys think. Pete. In all seriousness, you
Speaker 1: should volunteer for Big Brothers. Big would be amazing. I
Speaker 1: used to volunteer, but like they're like the white bitches
Speaker 1: are a diamond. Doesn't like they honestly need men like
Speaker 1: black men, Hispanic men, like it's a strong male role
Speaker 1: models are so needed, Like you would be the best
Speaker 1: big brother I'm thinking about. I was thinking about start
Speaker 1: on the program called the Big Homie Program, okay, or
Speaker 1: that's what it's for adults that need guidance. It's like
Speaker 1: adult dudes. That's like, yo, man, I don't know what
Speaker 1: the funk I should do. Like nobody respects me in
Speaker 1: my neighborhood. People kids are making fun of me. What's kid?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, buy a gun, w not not to
Speaker 1: hurt anybody, just coming. You knocked it out of the
Speaker 1: park until that. No, no, that was a joke. But
Speaker 1: big Big Homie is here for the little babies, and
Speaker 1: like the future is the most important to me. I
Speaker 1: love the future. You know why too, because I didn't
Speaker 1: have nobody when I was growing up. That made me
Speaker 1: be like and that's the ship when you reflect and
Speaker 1: you go, damn. I wish I had somebody to pull
Speaker 1: me to the side and be like yo, or at
Speaker 1: least somebody, because I'm sure people try, but it's like
Speaker 1: it's like your your mom, what do you mean? I
Speaker 1: could be whatever I want? You you got like three
Speaker 1: four of us to the why is this what you wanted?
Speaker 1: So it's different to when someone that has That's why
Speaker 1: I like working with those kids at the door because
Speaker 1: it's almost like they see my journey and they're going
Speaker 1: on it with me. So you know, if I'm fortunate
Speaker 1: enough that things work out, I feel like they made
Speaker 1: it with me, and like it's like they'll hang onto
Speaker 1: my words even more. Or like even I got nephews
Speaker 1: that are like, hey, what are you doing? You got
Speaker 1: the city do comedy tonight, And just to be able
Speaker 1: to say yeah, and they're exciting, it's huge because now
Speaker 1: they're like look at me, like, wow, he's breaking the
Speaker 1: fucking mold kind of yeah, doing what he wants to do,
Speaker 1: and you're proud of your work and you're killing it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's following your dreams. I think that's the best example
Speaker 1: you can set for anybody that's just to follow your
Speaker 1: own dreams and try to succeed and be make yourself happy.
Speaker 1: It's it's inspiring to watch somebody else do that totally
Speaker 1: and be the best you. Seeing you the Hustling Week,
Speaker 1: say you inspired me the hustle? Oh God, where can
Speaker 1: we find you online? Online. You can find me uh
Speaker 1: PD's world at Pete's World FTC. FTC stands for the
Speaker 1: for the Community. You can find me at p d's
Speaker 1: Jokes uh pd d Abrew. We'll have that information to
Speaker 1: in the description of this podcast, and then you know,
Speaker 1: you know what's going on at the Creek tonight. Tonight
Speaker 1: people will be there. I got some special stuff lined up.
Speaker 1: I gotta fucking mentally coming in ship like this dude's
Speaker 1: real deal, Like he fucking blew my mind, Like I
Speaker 1: had to go home in Google sorcery. I've seen this
Speaker 1: more fucker like like, guess somebody's fucking debit pin off
Speaker 1: of asking the questions that had nothing to do with
Speaker 1: the bank account, Like the way when I ask you
Speaker 1: about your favorite place your right eyebrow raised. I'm excited
Speaker 1: when they call those micro micro aggressions or something like
Speaker 1: they read, yeah, the way you're right, Nostril flared, I
Speaker 1: could tell you needed some love. What your boyfriend you
Speaker 1: your your ex name was Diego. You're like, what the
Speaker 1: fun did you know? Well, he's gonna be on there,
Speaker 1: y'all gonna be on there. Mike Coscarelli is coming through.
Speaker 1: You guys know Adam Palmer. Yeah, he's in town from Vietnam,
Speaker 1: so that should be uh, and then it'll be great.
Speaker 1: Five dollars first, first freaking cave you know, longer, get
Speaker 1: your ass long d C ten pm tonight, ten pm, Baby,
Speaker 1: let's shut your real quick. Shout out to um to y'all,
Speaker 1: thank you for having me. Thanks, and I wanted to
Speaker 1: I just wanted to plug. Yeah. Shout out to uh
Speaker 1: the creek in the cave for having me, Rebecca, Trent,
Speaker 1: and uh everybody over there. They're great. They treat me
Speaker 1: like a family. That's great. Uh, and you guys, you
Speaker 1: guys again, I'm shout out to us right here. Shout
Speaker 1: out to you guys for for allowing me to be
Speaker 1: here with you, guys. Pleasure. You pass your own way
Speaker 1: here for me. You are you are in this pretty
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