Speaker 1: Welcome to Guys We Fucked. Guys We Guys book. I'm Christina,
Speaker 1: I'm Coren. We're sorry about last night anti slut shaming podcast.
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Speaker 1: we're gonna read some emails now and if you guys
Speaker 1: want to email us, our email address is sorry about
Speaker 1: last night show at gmail dot com. You guys have
Speaker 1: been sending us as always some gems. They just get
Speaker 1: crazier and crazier. Well, it's interesting. We got a lot.
Speaker 1: I feel like last week the emails that we read
Speaker 1: really uh riled some people, riled some people up. And
Speaker 1: we got a lot of emails about that guy who
Speaker 1: cheated on his wife with his wife's sister. And I
Speaker 1: thought that was interesting because you know, I had different
Speaker 1: opinions on that, and that's why everyone makes a decision
Speaker 1: for themselves. But I mean, I think the key is
Speaker 1: the first solution to infidelity is not doing don't do it,
Speaker 1: so then like don't do like like I don't. Cheating
Speaker 1: isn't an out of body experience. And sometimes people I
Speaker 1: know I've cheated, I was in my body. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: people are like I couldn't stop. Yes, you can stop yourself.
Speaker 1: You're not cheated. The Lord didn't come in you and
Speaker 1: you're not walking on water. What the funk are you
Speaker 1: talking about? Zip your pants up? Like I don't understand.
Speaker 1: So that being said, I feel just this is my
Speaker 1: personal opinion, but if you do it, don't make it
Speaker 1: worse by telling the person that you cheated on and
Speaker 1: putting that doubt for forever in their head. Like, if
Speaker 1: this is someone who you really want to stay with
Speaker 1: and you think this was just an isolated incident, you
Speaker 1: can stay with them, like that you're just being mean
Speaker 1: to that person. Yeah, yeah, no, I think that. I
Speaker 1: think that the telling her is only if the guiltily
Speaker 1: you alive, because I know personally, when I cheated, I
Speaker 1: told him like the next day because the guilt, I
Speaker 1: just feel so guilty. I would feel so but that
Speaker 1: is the reason. But it's like kind of like, well,
Speaker 1: don't for me have the guilt exactly, my my actions
Speaker 1: of what I would do after that situation would be
Speaker 1: dictated on how what what I imagine living with had
Speaker 1: either choice happened. And I feel like sometimes when people
Speaker 1: are guilty, they just are going to just be a
Speaker 1: raging bitch or bastard for the rest of time, and
Speaker 1: like that's not fear to the other person either. I
Speaker 1: would say, yeah, you're in the wrong, you cheated. I
Speaker 1: don't know, just try to not make it. But also
Speaker 1: there's this a crazy idea that cheating does not have
Speaker 1: to be the end of the relationship. No, absolutely, because
Speaker 1: it doesn't know, it doesn't. I mean, there's so many
Speaker 1: there's so many things that go into it. But I
Speaker 1: mean just trying not to. Yeah, don't if you've made
Speaker 1: if you've if you the discussion in the agreement that
Speaker 1: you have with your partner is one of being in
Speaker 1: a monogamy misrelationship, stick to it. And if you feel
Speaker 1: in your heart that you want or in your pussy
Speaker 1: that you want to start straying, that's another conversation and
Speaker 1: you bring it up and then it's like you can
Speaker 1: talk about it before it happens, and then it's not
Speaker 1: cheating and that's magical. Oh yeah, right, talk, Let's talk
Speaker 1: to each other and then that's all great. It's all
Speaker 1: great for everybody talk to each other. Okay, Well this evening,
Speaker 1: I'll read this one first. The subject line is women
Speaker 1: shouldn't be in the military. I know, I know that
Speaker 1: a woman wrote this and she's in the military. Hey, baos,
Speaker 1: that was a nice one. My name is uh Amber Jay.
Speaker 1: If you say my name, I will cry tears of joy.
Speaker 1: That's tears. Uh seriously love your podcast. I listen to
Speaker 1: it every Friday, and then I listened to older ones
Speaker 1: throughout the week during my two hour drives from home
Speaker 1: to work. It makes the ride seems shorter and funnier.
Speaker 1: Absolutely love how sexual you guys are makes me, makes
Speaker 1: people like me not seem so rare. So the title
Speaker 1: is not what you may think it is. I I
Speaker 1: am a woman. I am in the military. I have
Speaker 1: been in the Navy for a little over two years,
Speaker 1: and I just wanted to bring up a topic I
Speaker 1: don't feel gets enough attention. Women in the military are
Speaker 1: overly sexualized, or we are belittled and basically told since
Speaker 1: we are women, we can't lift a fifty pound box
Speaker 1: of m oh I am a welder. I get my
Speaker 1: hands dirty a lot. I also do carpentry and other
Speaker 1: miscellaneous tasks, all of which call for a ship ton
Speaker 1: of heavy lifting of buckets of sweat, tears, and blood.
Speaker 1: And not once did I let a man in my
Speaker 1: way get in my way or tell him I can't
Speaker 1: pick something up. I'll kind God you do you? Uh? Men?
Speaker 1: Women in the military are seen as sexual objects too,
Speaker 1: which is super infuriating. All the time I hear man,
Speaker 1: I love a girl in uniform getting cat called right
Speaker 1: outside my front door while I'm literally covered from head
Speaker 1: to toe in a Navy working uniform. It is so
Speaker 1: frustrating and I get so piste off. I know I
Speaker 1: shouldn't let the other idiots get under my skin, but
Speaker 1: I hate that I'm told my body is only good
Speaker 1: for sex and babies, no ship. My body can with
Speaker 1: stands staring at a tiny sun the size of my
Speaker 1: pinkie while in a squat my head tilted to a
Speaker 1: ninety degree angle and having having to keep a straight
Speaker 1: continuous line. My body can carry a hundred pounds of
Speaker 1: shit on my back and walk five miles and just
Speaker 1: complain about sweat dripping in my eye and blinding me temporarily.
Speaker 1: My body can fuck you something decent, but that is
Speaker 1: not what my body is worth. And I think as
Speaker 1: a woman in the military, it is not spoken of enough.
Speaker 1: If you read this on the podcast, it would be
Speaker 1: It would be awesome because I would love to hear
Speaker 1: your thoughts and opinions on the issue that all women
Speaker 1: deal with. Thank you so much, um you're my favorite
Speaker 1: pair of bitches. Thinking I don't know my dad was
Speaker 1: an E eight in the Navy. I know that about
Speaker 1: the military, and I don't really know much else. So
Speaker 1: I'm really glad that you sent us this email. UM.
Speaker 1: I don't have any other thoughts other than I've heard
Speaker 1: some really shitty stories about women in the military. I
Speaker 1: know people in my life currently who still think women
Speaker 1: should not be in the military, and that's a frustrating
Speaker 1: conversation to have every holiday. Um. And other than that,
Speaker 1: I just think, I don't know. I just you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, does this does this email make me mad? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It doesn't surprise me. Now. There was I think it
Speaker 1: was on Risk Kevin Ellison's podcast, where a guy told
Speaker 1: a story he was in the military, and it was
Speaker 1: basically about they ended up discovering one of the guy's
Speaker 1: porns because they porn videos, because they shared a laptop
Speaker 1: to pass around to jerk off. And but the thing
Speaker 1: that got me wasn't the point of the story, but
Speaker 1: was like all they did was jerk off like all day,
Speaker 1: which I I guess I understand, because if you're fighting
Speaker 1: or you're putting your life at risk, like you need
Speaker 1: something that you need. But I could not imagine like
Speaker 1: a lot of times women don't get like that as much,
Speaker 1: I couldn't imagine having to be the minority in a
Speaker 1: sea full of fucking horny, angry, rageful dudes who were trained,
Speaker 1: you know, to defend the country. Yeah, I wouldn't want
Speaker 1: to be women, a woman alone amongst a large group
Speaker 1: of men who weren't fighting for their lives every day.
Speaker 1: So I can only imagine what it is for someone
Speaker 1: who our friding like their life not good. No, So
Speaker 1: I just thank you for sending us an email, and
Speaker 1: thanks for fucking serving and thanks for being a bad bitch,
Speaker 1: and uh yeah, I think we should hear more of
Speaker 1: those stories. Yeah, and well, I mean it's just the
Speaker 1: same thing like when you're when you're the minority and
Speaker 1: a group of people get sucks, but you are breaking barriers,
Speaker 1: and I mean it's just gonna suck for it always.
Speaker 1: It always sucks for the first people always. I mean,
Speaker 1: Rosa Parks was fucking that she went to jail and
Speaker 1: just yeah, and there's really no way around, but she
Speaker 1: paved the way, baby, Yeah, thanks for paving. Goddamn terrible
Speaker 1: people are people are shitty, but that some of them
Speaker 1: are great. So it's so confusing, Alright. The second email
Speaker 1: high Fucker's First off. I love the podcast. I really
Speaker 1: admire the confidence in honesty that you girls exhibit and
Speaker 1: strive to be more like you guys in the future.
Speaker 1: I have got myself into a tough situation and I
Speaker 1: want your advice. I'm a twenty seven year old woman
Speaker 1: from Indiana, but about six months ago I married a
Speaker 1: man from my hometown after three years of dating in
Speaker 1: fifteen years of friendship. Before the wedding, I had some doubts,
Speaker 1: but all my friends wrote it off as quote cold
Speaker 1: feet and normalized feeling scared. However, I feel like I've
Speaker 1: made a mistake. My husband and I have had sex
Speaker 1: three times in six months since getting married. I think
Speaker 1: both of us are at fault. He typically does not
Speaker 1: try to approach me for sex. A few times he
Speaker 1: has asked want to do it, not really dropping line.
Speaker 1: There is no romans at all. Also, he has really
Speaker 1: let himself go and I am not attracted to him anymore.
Speaker 1: He doesn't brush his teeth, he eats fast food every day,
Speaker 1: and he won't go to the gym with me. He
Speaker 1: has gained a significant amount of weight and is just
Speaker 1: generally really unhealthy. I do not want to have sex
Speaker 1: with him, and I am actually a little disgusted by
Speaker 1: the idea of it. I don't want to cheat, but
Speaker 1: I have recently been texting other guys and fantasizing about
Speaker 1: having sex with them. I feel like it's only a
Speaker 1: matter of time until I fucked someone else. I am
Speaker 1: so ashamed to get a divorce, and I'm worried about
Speaker 1: hurting our friends and family that helped us have a
Speaker 1: wonderful wedding less than a year ago. Also, I think
Speaker 1: divorce is humiliating, and I'm afraid of judgment from others.
Speaker 1: I wish I could go back in time and call
Speaker 1: the whole wedding off. Please give me your insight again.
Speaker 1: I love the podcast, Please don't. Okay, So what we
Speaker 1: get a lot of emails kind of along the lines
Speaker 1: of I'm with this person, whether we're engaged, we're married,
Speaker 1: and we haven't had sex for x amount of time,
Speaker 1: like too long. Like basically, if it's going more than
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks and you're in a relationship, you
Speaker 1: need to sit down and have a talk, because that's
Speaker 1: I think some people. I think that they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking about sex too much. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: Like if you're in a healthy working relationship unless there's
Speaker 1: something physically wrong with someone or if you both don't
Speaker 1: have high sex or yeah, I mean but even still
Speaker 1: like just weeks and weeks said to me, that's a
Speaker 1: that's a long time. I mean, even someone with like
Speaker 1: a lower sex drive, like because that is part of it.
Speaker 1: Otherwise you're just friends and it's just a friendship. And
Speaker 1: I know sometimes it fades like over the years into
Speaker 1: more of a friendship, but in these early stages, like
Speaker 1: you should you should be having sex or romantic thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because touch is important, and I think we like we
Speaker 1: deny ourselves that we're like, oh, that's like a you know,
Speaker 1: that's a like a like a simple pleasure that I
Speaker 1: don't need, and like, no, you do need it. You
Speaker 1: need me touched, like they fucking to hire people to
Speaker 1: whold babies in the hospital, like that touch is very important.
Speaker 1: Um So, But what I thought I found interesting about
Speaker 1: this email was just in two thousand and sixteen, the
Speaker 1: amount of like shame that you feel about divorcee and
Speaker 1: and it's like I don't think I think sometimes maybe
Speaker 1: we go the other way nowadays and we just take
Speaker 1: divorce too lately, like I get married if I don't
Speaker 1: want to be married, and where I'll get a divorce?
Speaker 1: Like it shouldn't be that easy either, Like you're making
Speaker 1: a commitment, obviously you want to try to stay in it.
Speaker 1: So I don't want to just be like, Yeah, leave
Speaker 1: this fat fucking son of a bit who's eating McDonald's.
Speaker 1: Number One, he needs to fucking brushes teeth. That's absolutely discussed.
Speaker 1: He should brush his hee. That's absolutely disgusting. And I
Speaker 1: don't even know where, like you would stop brushing your teeth,
Speaker 1: like you learn that in preschool. Maybe he sounds depressed.
Speaker 1: He well, I mean I'm sure he is. If you're
Speaker 1: not going to the gym and you're eating fast food
Speaker 1: every day, even if you're taking care of like the
Speaker 1: hygienic thing, even if you weren't depressed before, you're depressed now,
Speaker 1: Like that's just gonna weigh down your body. Like we've
Speaker 1: all seen super size me. Like that's not it has
Speaker 1: an actual chemical effect on you. I love fast food
Speaker 1: more than almost anybody I know, and I would not
Speaker 1: eat a fast food every day, and the only point
Speaker 1: that I was was in a deep depression. Um so
Speaker 1: you number one, As with all things on the guys,
Speaker 1: we fun. You need to start by having a conversation.
Speaker 1: Have you told him any of this? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: don't say you don't say, hey you have fat, repulsive
Speaker 1: pat fat fuck change. Yeah, but you maybe something's going
Speaker 1: on with him. Yeah, And you do have a right
Speaker 1: as his spouse to be like, hey, this is this
Speaker 1: is not who I married. Like, you married a specific person.
Speaker 1: If that person all of a sudden morphs into someone different,
Speaker 1: you have a right to be like, this is not
Speaker 1: who I married. That's fine. Yeah, I think that's totally fine.
Speaker 1: And I talked to him because maybe something's going on.
Speaker 1: Something's got to be going on with them, just depression
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, I mean there's a disconnect, and I know.
Speaker 1: And also if you've you've been friends for fifteen years
Speaker 1: prior to this, is like what happened? Are you not
Speaker 1: friends anymore? Maybe you just still feel like chums and
Speaker 1: then that's it and there's nothing beyond that. And I've
Speaker 1: had relationships like that and it's and those are almost
Speaker 1: the saddest ones end because you love that person so much,
Speaker 1: but you're just not in love, you're not sexually attracted
Speaker 1: to them. So it hurts because once you separate, the
Speaker 1: friendship is not going to be the same that it was.
Speaker 1: But also you can't live this like unromantic life, especially
Speaker 1: your twenty seven years so young. And I mean, the
Speaker 1: end of a relationship does feel like a death in
Speaker 1: a way, like a loss, because this will never happen again,
Speaker 1: You'll never be whatever. And then I can't you know,
Speaker 1: I can't imagine having the commitment of marriage and then
Speaker 1: all the hard work that you put into the wedding
Speaker 1: and the time and the money. People get divorced because
Speaker 1: no good marriage. As Luisi Kay says ends in divorce,
Speaker 1: divorce can be a really good thing. It could be
Speaker 1: the start of the rest of your life and living
Speaker 1: a more vibrant life with a partner who you're on
Speaker 1: the same page with. But the first thing is you
Speaker 1: gotta fucking talk to him and ask him what's wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I don't think I don't think divorce is embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I think there's a stigma around it, for sure, But
Speaker 1: I think divorce in a way is very adult. It's
Speaker 1: saying very publicly, hey, I made a mistake and I'm
Speaker 1: going to rectify that mistake. And it feels like a
Speaker 1: failure in that moment, but you're really giving yourself the
Speaker 1: freedom and the opportunity to live the life that you
Speaker 1: want and deserve. Yeah, love yourself, get a divorce, I
Speaker 1: mean after you talk to you know, I mean there
Speaker 1: don't Yeah, I don't think you should jump into the
Speaker 1: divorce based on this because these are a lot of
Speaker 1: esthetic things and lifestyle choices that just all of a
Speaker 1: sudden kind of like went into a state of chaos. Uh.
Speaker 1: And they certainly they're all things that can be fixed.
Speaker 1: He didn't murder anyone, you know, it's fine, But yeah,
Speaker 1: there needs to be a talk and some kind of
Speaker 1: a timeframe set up, not like an not like a
Speaker 1: like kind of like an ultimatum, I guess, like yeah,
Speaker 1: like get off the couch once a week starting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and especially if you're going to the gym and you're
Speaker 1: encouraging him and you're offering, like, hey, let's go to
Speaker 1: the gym together, let's do this together. You are a
Speaker 1: team now, So teamwork I think is always a good
Speaker 1: solution to anything in a marriage, even in even in
Speaker 1: my relationship, like if one of us, and a lot
Speaker 1: of times it's me, but sometimes it's Stephen, Like is
Speaker 1: being a little lazy that day, and the other one's
Speaker 1: like a go getter and like, oh, I'm gonna do this,
Speaker 1: And I just like if, for example, of Steven's the
Speaker 1: one and being kind of MOPy and like laying around,
Speaker 1: it doesn't happen that often, but I get mad at him.
Speaker 1: So I'm just like, don't be a lazy person, like
Speaker 1: you're that energy like goes to me. You know, it
Speaker 1: just infects me and I hate it. I can't imagine
Speaker 1: living with that person and having a year like I
Speaker 1: hate being around laziness, struggling crazy. Yeah, absolutely, so good
Speaker 1: luck with that. Do that whole thing where you move
Speaker 1: your mouth you say words from your hearts. Oh, girls,
Speaker 1: like words from your hearts. I just made up an accident.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I had the weirdest weekend, did you know? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know you've been holding this dangling less carried over
Speaker 1: my head. Uh yeah, wow. It was one of the
Speaker 1: week This weekend will probably go down in history. I
Speaker 1: said that to Stephen on Sunday night. I'm like, this
Speaker 1: was a wow. Easter weekend, two Easter, and I forgot
Speaker 1: it was Easter. Um. Yeah, Friday night we had a
Speaker 1: three way So your second through a second but you
Speaker 1: and Steven second first one with this was with two
Speaker 1: male models. Uh yeah, so it was what I think
Speaker 1: a three way should be. Okay, in my like, I
Speaker 1: had never really envisioned a three way. It's like a
Speaker 1: beautiful experience, I know after my first the first one,
Speaker 1: I was so I was just I thought it was
Speaker 1: so cool when I was very moved by the fact that,
Speaker 1: like Stephen and I went through this together. It's a
Speaker 1: very bonding experience. For this was totally different. We am
Speaker 1: not gonna I don't want to give away too much
Speaker 1: because I might want to have her own as again.
Speaker 1: I don't know if she would be into that or not,
Speaker 1: but just just in case. Um. She was such a
Speaker 1: she was younger than me. She was very just open minded, intelligent, communicative.
Speaker 1: She was just very honest in a way that was
Speaker 1: very sexy. And uh. We we had gone on a
Speaker 1: date a couple of weeks back and then we calendared
Speaker 1: this because we have to schedule it, um. But she
Speaker 1: had so we had this amazing conversation over drinks um
Speaker 1: right before we went back to our apartment, and she
Speaker 1: said something. She just has a great way of communicating,
Speaker 1: and I really like that, and she was very like,
Speaker 1: she is a little she's like more bisexual than I am.
Speaker 1: And uh she said this one thing of she's like
Speaker 1: making another woman come. There's two layers to it. One
Speaker 1: is the the satisfaction of giving somebody else an orgasm.
Speaker 1: The other one is you physically know what she's experiencing.
Speaker 1: So this is like level of connectedness. And she was
Speaker 1: telling me all this. It wasn't like hippie dippy at all.
Speaker 1: She was just a very sweet, intelligent girl. And I
Speaker 1: was just like, I want, dude, and you make me come.
Speaker 1: Like I just was fault like falling for her. And
Speaker 1: it's such a way it was. It was really beautiful
Speaker 1: because I feel like we were walking home and she
Speaker 1: held my hand, she took the initiative. It felt it
Speaker 1: wasn't weird. It just wasn't It wasn't weird. It was
Speaker 1: very what felt right at that time. And I was
Speaker 1: like nervous. I was very nervous. I think I was
Speaker 1: more into her. Steven was super super into here. But
Speaker 1: I had this like such a bigger connection than than
Speaker 1: the first time. And uh, yeah, it was. It was
Speaker 1: fucking awesome. And uh, I yeah, I ate some puss
Speaker 1: you did? Yeah, how was that? She ate mine? She
Speaker 1: made me come? So this was your first you've eaten
Speaker 1: pussy before? Oh no, I was too nervous, but I
Speaker 1: but I was talking to her about it over drinks beforehand,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't know. And that's what
Speaker 1: she like told me her theory of like making another
Speaker 1: come because you know what they're feeling. There's another another
Speaker 1: level there. But it was it was like the most
Speaker 1: beautiful three way I've ever heard of. It was so
Speaker 1: cool it was and it wasn't like too emotional or
Speaker 1: anything any ship like that, but it was just perfect.
Speaker 1: And then you know, I had made that rule of
Speaker 1: no one sleeping over, like I was very uh firm
Speaker 1: with that. And then I told Stephen before we met up,
Speaker 1: I'm like, the no sleeping over thing is like something
Speaker 1: we're agreeing to now before. So you don't like look
Speaker 1: at me in the middle if I want her to,
Speaker 1: because the woman who's in the relationship in the three
Speaker 1: way is kind of cause the shot queen um, which
Speaker 1: but whatever, I get what that's the case. And uh,
Speaker 1: and I said, if I wanted to sleep I'll say something,
Speaker 1: but otherwise no, just because it's played safe. And then
Speaker 1: we had this amazing we just banged. We banged, I
Speaker 1: mean it was old baby, and we moved um like,
Speaker 1: so what because I forgot what happened last time? I
Speaker 1: mean was there insert who? Was no insertion? Last time,
Speaker 1: I barely touched her. I just like touched her boobs.
Speaker 1: She was like soft and cute. But but this I
Speaker 1: was like, I want to like explore this woman's body
Speaker 1: and I want her to explore mine. It was awesome
Speaker 1: and Steven was like, did you have full pronutuation this time? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: yeah that was fun interesting and wait did and then
Speaker 1: you ate her pussy? Did you make her calm? No?
Speaker 1: Because I didn't do it long enough because I was
Speaker 1: just like you just started. I know because afterwards I asked,
Speaker 1: I was like, did was what I was doing? Like?
Speaker 1: Does that feel gun? She goes yeah, if you would
Speaker 1: have kept going, I would have had an orgasm, like
Speaker 1: really awesome, like it was so I don't know, it was.
Speaker 1: It was totally different. And then towards the end, like
Speaker 1: we like pulled out the couch bed and hung out
Speaker 1: and chilled and you know, and then it was getting
Speaker 1: late and she was like all right, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: And then I said, I'm like, dude, you could sleep over.
Speaker 1: You could totally sleep over. And then she there was
Speaker 1: like some debating internally and then she chose to leave,
Speaker 1: which at first I was like, okay, And then but
Speaker 1: I just respect that, like when someone doesn't isn't too
Speaker 1: much in any way, like doesn't overstay, They're welcome. Not
Speaker 1: that she would have been overstaying it because I asked
Speaker 1: her to stay over, but I just like that move.
Speaker 1: It was a good move. It was like it was
Speaker 1: something that I could totally envision doing again with the
Speaker 1: same person. It was really good. And then um, and
Speaker 1: then the next day, which that was Friday, and then
Speaker 1: Saturday was glamorous. That ruled and then ja, it's been
Speaker 1: Jasmine Pierce. I'll Saturday. She's a comedian. She's a great podcast,
Speaker 1: UM where she crawls into people's beds. You've done it. Um. Sleepytime, sleepyhead, sleepyhead,
Speaker 1: sleepy Sleepy time is the tea. And so so we
Speaker 1: were in this mode of we just had a woman
Speaker 1: sleeping with us in our bed and we were all
Speaker 1: fucking each other naked. And then the next night it
Speaker 1: was this another beautiful woman to change the sheets. She didn't.
Speaker 1: I've never said that before. Sorry, Jasmine. Uh. They didn't
Speaker 1: get messy though. Well whatever. Anyway, it didn't smell. It
Speaker 1: smelled great, smelled like fresh breeze, clean rain, tropical islands.
Speaker 1: Whatever the candle I split. Um yeah, I didn't really.
Speaker 1: I think I thought of it right before I went
Speaker 1: to bed. I'm like, I'm not gonna say anything. She's
Speaker 1: not gonna say anything. She probably assumes that I'm human
Speaker 1: being it gonna change him. But I didn't. But anyway,
Speaker 1: um so, but it was weird. So we had, you know,
Speaker 1: Steven and her stand together at Glamour Pose and then
Speaker 1: like Stephen had this thing happening where he couldn't turn
Speaker 1: off the Oh there's a third woman here. I'm we have.
Speaker 1: He didn't trying to suck or anything, but he was
Speaker 1: flirting so hardcore. And I don't care if he flirts
Speaker 1: with people, like we're a party, will both flirt with
Speaker 1: other people. I think it's exciting. I think it's hot. Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: But there's sometimes when I'm like, did did did bro? Bro?
Speaker 1: Don't do that? Bro? Stop it to the point where
Speaker 1: I don't think she wasn't doing she was just talking
Speaker 1: to him, and I was like, really embarrassed because we
Speaker 1: just had got done talking about how our relationship is
Speaker 1: so good, like we never find and then because she
Speaker 1: was asking us all these questions before we went to
Speaker 1: bed and uh, and I was trying to like she
Speaker 1: was in the middle looking at him because he was
Speaker 1: trying to help her with a with a tech thing.
Speaker 1: I was waving my arms like I was like, do
Speaker 1: because I don't want to say anything because that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I don't like I usually will text someone like if
Speaker 1: or like we're together, and I didn't want her to
Speaker 1: see stop your embarrassing me something. I tried so hard
Speaker 1: to get his attention because I was like, are you
Speaker 1: fucking kidding me? You are embarrassing me? And then I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I was doing the whole waving my hands thing for
Speaker 1: like a fucking three minutes. I'm real, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Right now? I was pissed and then we're I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to bed now. And then we went
Speaker 1: to bed, and I was like because she was sleeping
Speaker 1: on the couch, like there was very thin wall that
Speaker 1: separates our bed from her from her, and I'm like, um,
Speaker 1: I don't want to make her feel weird, so like
Speaker 1: I really try to keep it secret, you know, because
Speaker 1: we don't really do that that often. And uh, I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna pulch your eyeballs out with that
Speaker 1: fucking fuck. And he's like, what what am I doing?
Speaker 1: I'm like, you are flirting with her so hard I
Speaker 1: could not get your attention and we're trying to whisper yell,
Speaker 1: and then he had that realization of like, oh sorry,
Speaker 1: and for whatever reason, I was like, dude, I just
Speaker 1: need to go to sleep and then she'll wake us
Speaker 1: up in the mid all the night to the podcast.
Speaker 1: I will be fine. I need to sleep on it.
Speaker 1: Like that's because that's one of those things that not
Speaker 1: the end of the world doesn't have to be a
Speaker 1: huge fight. I'm fucking pissed and I need to just
Speaker 1: go to bed and then wake up. But he kept
Speaker 1: wanting to talk about it, and I was like, you
Speaker 1: can't talk about it one of the persons on the
Speaker 1: couch outside your bedroom and I don't want to make
Speaker 1: it feel uncomfortable. And then you know, four am or whatever,
Speaker 1: the fun time rolls along and she gets up and
Speaker 1: Steven was kind of sweet. Stephen was like, oh, maybe
Speaker 1: you should lay by Christina and she goes, no, I
Speaker 1: want to lay in the middle. I have like all
Speaker 1: these questions for you. And she was like, but you
Speaker 1: should lay But he felt really bad, which I was like, good,
Speaker 1: you should Awesome, I got, I got what I that
Speaker 1: makes me feel better. Um, but it was. It was
Speaker 1: actually a really good interview. Um. And that was fun.
Speaker 1: And then the next day was our five year anniversary. Yes,
Speaker 1: and it was like the best because I woke up
Speaker 1: in the morning Jasmine had left and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm mad about it anymore, but just so you know, bro,
Speaker 1: like calm it because I kind of get the train
Speaker 1: of thought of when the fund does that happen where
Speaker 1: one you have a three way one night and then
Speaker 1: another girl crawls in your bed in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night the next night, but you can't get aroused
Speaker 1: or flirt with her. Yeah, I get, you know, fucking
Speaker 1: control yourself. But also I understand the past. There's only
Speaker 1: one you know podcast where someone crawled into your bed
Speaker 1: and interviews like most people don't have that experience. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, and then our fucking anniversary was like, it
Speaker 1: was like the most romantic, beautiful day. We just fucking walked.
Speaker 1: We walked like six miles. It was beautiful. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was amazing, And I'm like, god, damn it, I fucking
Speaker 1: love you because I usually like cry every year on
Speaker 1: the podcast, like so much. I think you only did
Speaker 1: that once, right, did you go back? And let's yeah,
Speaker 1: oh I really want to. I wish we just can
Speaker 1: just play out like a little mons an audio montage
Speaker 1: of that much. But it made me realize, like, if
Speaker 1: you talk, if you obviously there needs to be for
Speaker 1: relationship to work, there needs to be sexual chemistry and communication,
Speaker 1: and you have to respect each other. If there's no
Speaker 1: respect than that and you're done, super cure done. But
Speaker 1: I always thought of like five year relations hip. That
Speaker 1: sounds hard. I just when I was younger. I imagine
Speaker 1: that being a sexless, talkless after five year relationship. I
Speaker 1: don't know why, but that's the impression that I had.
Speaker 1: And so but to know that it's not like it
Speaker 1: doesn't have to be like that at all. In fact,
Speaker 1: it can be the polar opposite is like fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: And that's why I'm like, if you're not with these
Speaker 1: so many people write emails to us talking about how
Speaker 1: horrible their partner is and how they don't I'm like,
Speaker 1: this shouldn't be this hard. You have to work to
Speaker 1: obtain a good level of communication. But if there's all
Speaker 1: these horrible things that you just hate the person, you
Speaker 1: don't bottom line, you don't respect them, have a conversation
Speaker 1: and then if you need to get the funk out
Speaker 1: of that, like love yourself and be happy and give
Speaker 1: yourself the relationship that you deserve. And I truly think
Speaker 1: that being alone is so much better than being in
Speaker 1: a shitty relationship. Well, yeah, I thound three, but it's not.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's I don't when you said it's
Speaker 1: not that fucking hard. I think it is so fucking
Speaker 1: hard though, because it was interest things to me like
Speaker 1: this past a couple of weeks, everyone's like congratulating me
Speaker 1: on this new relationship. That doesn't there's no congratulations that
Speaker 1: should be had for getting into a relationship. I think
Speaker 1: there's congratulations that should be had for staying in and
Speaker 1: keeping a relationship healthy and thriving, Like that's the real achievement.
Speaker 1: And now achievements of finding someone who you who you
Speaker 1: connect with is is luck, that's fate, that's serendipity, it's
Speaker 1: all those wonderful, magical things about life. But that's not
Speaker 1: really anything on you. That's no kudos born with a
Speaker 1: perfect face, like cool, you didn't earn that. You just
Speaker 1: that's what happened, right, So it's silly to me, but
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, when if you are in a marriage
Speaker 1: or a relationship or something, then you really keep it
Speaker 1: working and you put the hours and you and when
Speaker 1: there are slumps, you fix them and you address it
Speaker 1: instead of just letting this stuff bubble under the surface.
Speaker 1: Like that's where the congratulations. Because I was thinking about that,
Speaker 1: I mean, and also I I accredit him to why
Speaker 1: we are so communicative because he talks. I mean, I
Speaker 1: I don't mind talking about feeling whatsoever, but he'll make
Speaker 1: the conversation go to that uncomfortable place that I don't
Speaker 1: want it to go. And then I realized, oh, it's
Speaker 1: okay to talk about this with you, Like I can
Speaker 1: talk to me about anything, experience, and I mean, you're
Speaker 1: you're both just bringing like different things to the table. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very and that happened to be very complimentary of
Speaker 1: each other. So I love you, Stephen. Um. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: and just lately kind of going off relationships stuff. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's yeah, it's just been a really interesting week. It
Speaker 1: was very difficult for me, which seems weird, but like
Speaker 1: it was like I really was like very against talking
Speaker 1: about my new relationship on the podcast last last week,
Speaker 1: and I like, I really didn't want to announce it.
Speaker 1: But I was like, okay, because you didn't want people
Speaker 1: be like you my mine right now. I just didn't
Speaker 1: want to talk. I just didn't want it. It's not
Speaker 1: a publicity announcement. It's like a very private thing to me.
Speaker 1: I just didn't didn't want to talk about it at all.
Speaker 1: And it's just so funny because besides like all the
Speaker 1: nonsensical congratulations, which is like it's nice and stuff, but
Speaker 1: like that just what I said. I mean, it's it's
Speaker 1: silly to me. Um, but I forgot like how annoying
Speaker 1: it is to have a have a hot boyfriend like
Speaker 1: I have. I haven't had, I've only other ever had,
Speaker 1: Like this is so insulting. But like one other boyfriend
Speaker 1: who I would consider to be like hot, and that
Speaker 1: was my first boyfriend, Tim, and that was years ago
Speaker 1: in college and that was so long ago that I forgot,
Speaker 1: but I now I'm having PTSD because I remember how
Speaker 1: fucking annoying that was because he was a fucking model,
Speaker 1: and just it just made me think about like having
Speaker 1: a hot boyfriend is like an attractive nuisance. It's like
Speaker 1: having a trampoline in your backyard. It's like, even though
Speaker 1: it's like it is yours, like it's still somehow becomes
Speaker 1: your job to make sure other people don't get to it,
Speaker 1: and it just kind of what do you mean? But
Speaker 1: maybe it made like that that's a legal term, like
Speaker 1: if someone if you have a trampoline in your backyard
Speaker 1: and someone sneaks in your backyard jumps on your trampoline
Speaker 1: and gets hurt, you can get sued. That's what because
Speaker 1: you have an attractive news the real life comparison though,
Speaker 1: making sure people don't get to him because all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, I'm like fucking playing defense. I'm like, you
Speaker 1: had eight years. Number one person has been single for
Speaker 1: eight years, so you had this, and it's just it
Speaker 1: just makes me it's like on some One thing that
Speaker 1: we talked about in the podcast so often is uh
Speaker 1: women being nice to other women and being supportive of
Speaker 1: other women. And I just feel like when when men
Speaker 1: respect men so much more than women respect women, Like
Speaker 1: when a when a woman is in a relationship, like
Speaker 1: a guy respects that other man. And like even if
Speaker 1: if you get hit on We've talked to this before,
Speaker 1: like if I get hit and I say I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I have a boyfriend, that guy will immediately back off.
Speaker 1: Like that's the one thing that will immediately get a
Speaker 1: guy to back off. But I feel like when, uh,
Speaker 1: when a woman gets into relationship with a man, women
Speaker 1: flocked to that man in a relationship, people sometimes like
Speaker 1: the guy more, more married, Yeah, and it's in a relationship.
Speaker 1: So it was just this is just kind of a
Speaker 1: p s a on, like stop being shitty, Like there
Speaker 1: if there's one thing besides like slut shaming and everything
Speaker 1: that I want to say, Like it's just the shittiness
Speaker 1: of women to other women. And this is not I
Speaker 1: don't own my boyfriend. He's like, it's nothing like that.
Speaker 1: But it's just like it was just like, oh god,
Speaker 1: this is just like a reminder that I didn't fucking
Speaker 1: want what what happened. I mean, there's just a lot
Speaker 1: of like people coming out of the woodwork, text messages,
Speaker 1: Facebook messages, tweets being to this that person and just
Speaker 1: like eat things to me from from women. It was
Speaker 1: lightly towards me, but the ones towards me were like
Speaker 1: more jocular, like Karina's a boyfriend house sad Like I
Speaker 1: was like trying, you know, like more silly but true
Speaker 1: attempts and like things come out that that's just like
Speaker 1: fucking pissed me off. And I was like there was
Speaker 1: no fucking sisterhood from women who uh never really said
Speaker 1: anything to him until you know, past women just like
Speaker 1: a just like a s. Morga's board, I would say
Speaker 1: and it and I was just it didn't even it
Speaker 1: wasn't even me like being worried or anything like that,
Speaker 1: because like we you know, this was very disappointing, exactly.
Speaker 1: It was so fucking disappointing. Yeah, I just didn't. I
Speaker 1: I've talked about before, the ocean or the feeling I handle.
Speaker 1: The worst is disappointment. And I was just so disappointed.
Speaker 1: And it's just kind of like just have respect for
Speaker 1: other women. You don't have to know another woman to
Speaker 1: have respect. And I kind of like let me. I
Speaker 1: would just like want to start something. We're just like
Speaker 1: random acts of kindness towards other women, Like I've started
Speaker 1: it in my daily life, like I will just go
Speaker 1: out of my way to do something nice for a
Speaker 1: random woman just because like the other. A couple of
Speaker 1: weeks ago, I saw a woman get like like kind
Speaker 1: of like physically thrown out of a car, not a
Speaker 1: moving car, but whatever, and all our ship was on
Speaker 1: the ground and she looked drunk, and I didn't want
Speaker 1: to deal with us. I was on the way to
Speaker 1: a fucking birthday party, but I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: she needs help. She's a woman, she is alone, something
Speaker 1: bad just happened, you don't know her, Go fucking help her.
Speaker 1: And I stay for like thirty minutes. We called the cops.
Speaker 1: It was a big thing. Of course, I didn't want
Speaker 1: to be here, but I did it. And I just
Speaker 1: think it's just just start treating other women with like
Speaker 1: a little bit more kindness. We're so we're just so
Speaker 1: much further behind in our in our in our rights
Speaker 1: than we should be, and it's I really think it's
Speaker 1: like a lot our fault. Oh yeah, I I I
Speaker 1: think it's really really up disappointed. And also some of
Speaker 1: the there there's been I mean, I guess it's not
Speaker 1: as prevalent now I see it as prevalent just because
Speaker 1: it's something that really annoys me. But this coddling notion
Speaker 1: for for women, it's like, well, no, that's offensive, Like
Speaker 1: I can I should be. I can stick up for myself.
Speaker 1: The situations. Every situation is unique. But it's like you
Speaker 1: and I are not fans of coddling anybody. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be coddled, even if in my head I'm
Speaker 1: trying to coddle myself. And then someone swoops in like
Speaker 1: a good friend do I respect? Who's like no, fuck you,
Speaker 1: Like it's just it's so imperative to growth, to not
Speaker 1: I just fucking tweeted today and I was thinking about
Speaker 1: my about shopping for clothes and stores, and in the
Speaker 1: past several years, I noticed that I have gone from
Speaker 1: a size medium to a size small. Did I shrink? No,
Speaker 1: we just started sucking coddling people and saying it's okay,
Speaker 1: just do whatever you want, like it's fine. It's just
Speaker 1: like just trying to do like it's insulted. It's it's
Speaker 1: like adjusting the universe for you, doing whatever the funk
Speaker 1: you want. Know, that's why everyone's a piece of ship. No,
Speaker 1: not just be better and I'm not that has nothing.
Speaker 1: That's not saying that if you are heavier person you
Speaker 1: are less good. But no, not at all. It's about
Speaker 1: like number one self awareness and just number two like
Speaker 1: control of your fucking self, like stop like stop adjusting
Speaker 1: the like we have to stop adjusting the world around
Speaker 1: us to make us feel better. That comes from within. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just love yourself, ladies. Just yeah, and like yeah, and
Speaker 1: that's not you can't write it on an index card
Speaker 1: and look at it like. That's like a discovery process.
Speaker 1: As much as I didn't want to stay discovery process,
Speaker 1: it's a discovery process. And so and the last thing
Speaker 1: that we have to talk about in this very long intro,
Speaker 1: but I think it was full of lots of interesting things. Uh,
Speaker 1: we are need a logo, Yes, we need two logos.
Speaker 1: Actually do we need a guys we fucked logo, which
Speaker 1: is the podcast that you are listening to right now.
Speaker 1: Guys we fund the anti sluck Chanming podcast. And we
Speaker 1: need a Sorry about last Night logo, which is Christine
Speaker 1: and myself. That's our comedy duo that everything we done
Speaker 1: together since the beginning of history has he done story
Speaker 1: in her story, I'm sorry, I hate that word story
Speaker 1: And anyway, that's another debate for another episode. We need those,
Speaker 1: and we thought who better to design this? Like why
Speaker 1: would we like just go pay some random person when
Speaker 1: we can have awesome listeners of the podcast submit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you guys know us, probably know us better than
Speaker 1: we know us at times. Yeah, that's the main thing.
Speaker 1: Like if you, I guess like your logo could be
Speaker 1: the logo for our tour, the logo for the merchandise
Speaker 1: that were definitely want to make and we want We
Speaker 1: think it's going to be a lot more special if
Speaker 1: someone who has been with us through this journey, um
Speaker 1: can make it for Yeah, to make it for us,
Speaker 1: And like it's open to our artistic interpretation obviously has
Speaker 1: to be something like not too busy so we can
Speaker 1: reprint it on things. We had some thoughts like maybe
Speaker 1: like cartoon versions of Christina and my faces and watch
Speaker 1: out there and better make us look real good. Um
Speaker 1: made me look your mom low? Um? But yeah, so
Speaker 1: we need Yeah, one of the guys we fun the
Speaker 1: anti such mean podcast one for Sorry about last Night
Speaker 1: and you can submit too. You can submit just one
Speaker 1: whatever you feel drawn to and just send it to Yeah,
Speaker 1: and just send it to the Sorry about last Night
Speaker 1: show at gmail dot com obviously like high resolution all
Speaker 1: that stuff. Yeah, and we'll pick our favorites and then
Speaker 1: we'll run sort of some sort of a contest and
Speaker 1: we're really excited to do it. A lot of exciting
Speaker 1: things are happening and we just want to keep you
Speaker 1: guys part of it every step of the way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because our listeners are really fucking talented. Yes, at a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff. The music that you've been hearing on
Speaker 1: all the podcast is created by people who listen to
Speaker 1: this podcast, which is means so much like that fucking
Speaker 1: means the world and it's just such a it's so
Speaker 1: cool that it's a true collaboration. Everybody talents and I'm
Speaker 1: great and I can't think. And sometimes another great collaboration
Speaker 1: is the interview you guys are about to hear this week.
Speaker 1: We have on one of the funniest comics in your city,
Speaker 1: mail or fucking Female. We are so excited to have her.
Speaker 1: We've been wanting to have her on the podcast for
Speaker 1: a very long time. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Mike
Speaker 1: Fine me down myself to plea A spread the lord
Speaker 1: my soul tea. I get big of no one else
Speaker 1: put things I like to do. Well. Last night you
Speaker 1: made me come. That's that, you made me come? Oh
Speaker 1: as night you mane. I'm so excited. Ye so many times?
Speaker 1: How many times have you fuck? Like? I don't know,
Speaker 1: hundreds of times? Hundreds of times? And how old are you?
Speaker 1: I am thirty four? Are you really? Thank you? Are
Speaker 1: you serious? I should I have lied? I feel I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the age. I tell MTV pop you
Speaker 1: should you could say to MTV and nobody, nobody blow
Speaker 1: this for me. Boys, I started like my career trying
Speaker 1: to make my age like this mystery, like just late twenties,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, We're just gonna tell everybody. What's
Speaker 1: the difference. I mean what people judge you and won't
Speaker 1: cast you. But I like me older though, I like
Speaker 1: getting old. I mean, maybe I won't say that when
Speaker 1: I'm that's what everyone in their late twenties says. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he absolutely, I'll you've already ruined the episode? Really back
Speaker 1: to one? Is that better for you? Even a little
Speaker 1: more like a little baby? Oh that's so good that
Speaker 1: your head what did she What did you do to
Speaker 1: her that just made her orgasm? That's how quickly I
Speaker 1: can make girls come funny. You should say that and
Speaker 1: I have done that. Well, I'll talk to you about
Speaker 1: it later. Um oh fucking what were we saying? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: have you have you ever sucked a girl? I have
Speaker 1: engaged in contact, but I've never liked you touched a
Speaker 1: girl's arm. Please keep talking in those terms for the
Speaker 1: rest of the podcast. That's sensual, all right, I like
Speaker 1: done a couple like threesome things, but it's like mostly
Speaker 1: even about the guy. What's a threesome thing? And how
Speaker 1: is it different from a threesome? Well, I've only like,
Speaker 1: I only did penetration on one of them, so that's
Speaker 1: like that's a three. I mean if there's a girl, right,
Speaker 1: but I didn't. But like she and I were both
Speaker 1: there fucking that guy. But it was like the most
Speaker 1: we just like make out, maybe like a little booby touch,
Speaker 1: but like nothing. Yeah, that's why I was always like
Speaker 1: the first three way Steven and I had, I didn't
Speaker 1: touch her. I don't even think I touched a vagina
Speaker 1: with my fingers. But so I'm like, but I touched
Speaker 1: your boobs. So I'm like, did I have I didn't
Speaker 1: have sex with her, right, but she was there. But
Speaker 1: it's weird. We're all naked. There was sex and she
Speaker 1: was with you right right, No, you didn't suck her though,
Speaker 1: So if did what if I put my hand in
Speaker 1: her vaginas, I mean, if I made her came clatorially,
Speaker 1: then definitely. Yeah, anytime someone comes that counts as sex,
Speaker 1: that whole like, oh blow jobs whatever, No, someone fucking jizzed,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't. It counts us sex. But sex is
Speaker 1: not just making someone come. Sex as and experience and
Speaker 1: intimacy and stuff like that. Guys. I mean like a magnus.
Speaker 1: Okay you guys, and you should it should be a
Speaker 1: post posture you out of this. I don't know. Some
Speaker 1: vehicle got out of somewhere and it was out of
Speaker 1: hand right there. That's what happened. Oh should I buckle up?
Speaker 1: I think we're I think we're Christie and I are
Speaker 1: slowly changing who we are, like we're slowly switching we
Speaker 1: are because I now listen to uh Marilyn Manson and
Speaker 1: she listens to Kendrick's so true. I went in, I
Speaker 1: put here, I put my phone down and I was
Speaker 1: listening to kendrickmar and she was listening to Marilyn. We've
Speaker 1: we've watched into each other. Did you guys like take
Speaker 1: a shower together and like a appliance fallen? Maybe? And
Speaker 1: I don't remember any of it? Why would you you know? Well,
Speaker 1: oh my god, we were Freaky Friday. We're freaky Friday.
Speaker 1: You're Funky Friday. I'm working on you guys can get
Speaker 1: that out. No, we don't editing, how was it big?
Speaker 1: A little bit of comedy and of the experience of
Speaker 1: discrimination is a little bit of comedy. As anybody ever
Speaker 1: touch your generals? We did want them? Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: guys could to get your hands on my genital? Is
Speaker 1: this What do you tell us about the time you
Speaker 1: were right? It was? Oh no, no, I mean like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you really want to talk about that because that's yeah,
Speaker 1: stories on stories and that really because I wait, personally,
Speaker 1: don't stories on stories of multiple times you were raped? No? No, no, never? Good? Okay,
Speaker 1: I would say harassment slash assault to ending on the episode. Great, well,
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, of course you are you a woman
Speaker 1: in America? Well, some people do, Christina didn't. No, No,
Speaker 1: we have a we have a comedy. I haven't had
Speaker 1: it as really anything like crazy happen. That's but I
Speaker 1: know it does happen, so I want to talk about it.
Speaker 1: If it's happened to you, it clearly it has many times. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Back when I was younger, and I don't think that's
Speaker 1: like because I was, like I think it was. I
Speaker 1: looked like I could be taken advantage of and I
Speaker 1: behaved like that. I was like just a little baby.
Speaker 1: So when I was first starting, I was just so
Speaker 1: impressed by everybody, you know, and like not the wow,
Speaker 1: times have change. Yeah you're gone. I don't think you've
Speaker 1: been impressed as i've known you. You really haven't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have that reputation. That's why anytime you say something complimentary,
Speaker 1: I really take it to heart. I'm glad. Once I
Speaker 1: got cornered at a barbecue by two different comedians saying
Speaker 1: you never compliment anybody. They're like, we're really funny. Why
Speaker 1: don't you just say so? They were like I can do,
Speaker 1: and I was like, you guys are really good at
Speaker 1: begging for compliment. They were comics. But you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, who's got time? Right? No? No, no, not me?
Speaker 1: Uh so what happened when you were assaulted the first time?
Speaker 1: Whatever one you want to start with, Like when did
Speaker 1: you start comedy? How old were you? I was twenty five,
Speaker 1: you know, but like yeah, I like went hard for
Speaker 1: like six months and dropped out, you know, like time. Yes, uh,
Speaker 1: And so this wasn't noways maybe like eight months in
Speaker 1: and I had like a really big like break. Bonnie
Speaker 1: McFarlane and Rich Fosters were super nice to me and
Speaker 1: put me on their Comedy Central showcase. I'm only only
Speaker 1: like six eight months in, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And it goes really well and like this whole thing,
Speaker 1: and like Concentral gave them like a limite of the
Speaker 1: seller and they're like, come on, Mike, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you know it's been a decade. Is
Speaker 1: still the biggest night of comedy, right, I like peaked
Speaker 1: like a thousand years ago. So so we go to
Speaker 1: the cellar and I'm hanging out and like, you know,
Speaker 1: like David Tell's talking to me. It's like a huge
Speaker 1: thing right at the moment, and like I'm like it's
Speaker 1: like the perfect night and it's like getting like two
Speaker 1: thirties something. I'm like, well, time to go home. After
Speaker 1: my perfect Cinderella moment, and I'm getting in a cab
Speaker 1: and I'm driving away and then one of the comics.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say his name right now because I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm trying to get a job on the show after.
Speaker 1: But we don't need to incriminate people unless it's going
Speaker 1: to help you get that especially it was like a
Speaker 1: decade ago. So I'm just like, let's just suck people change. No, no,
Speaker 1: I don't think this guy's changed. So he's chasing down
Speaker 1: my cab. The cab driver like locks the door, you know,
Speaker 1: because he's like scaredy, and I was like, no, no,
Speaker 1: I know this guy. He's my friend from the seller, right,
Speaker 1: And so he gets in the cab. He's like come on.
Speaker 1: He's like, let's hang out for a little while. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay. You know, he's like plays with the
Speaker 1: cellar and he's on TV right now, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, I should. I could smoke weed with this guy.
Speaker 1: And I just text my roommate. I'm like, hey, are
Speaker 1: you up because this guy's gonna come over, and you know,
Speaker 1: as long as she's there, it's like fine, right, And
Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, totally have beers in the fridge. Totally,
Speaker 1: let's do this. So we go back to my place.
Speaker 1: She's dead asleep, damn it. I'm like, fuck, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Fun her right and uh And you know,
Speaker 1: she's the one who taught me to take advantage of
Speaker 1: the moment where you're like, I'm gonna get assaulted. Did
Speaker 1: you have that fear the second you realized she was asleep?
Speaker 1: Totally if you're in furious because she was like a
Speaker 1: real hustler player type, and she was the one who
Speaker 1: was like constantly maneuvering better comics to like get it,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, thinks surely she'd be up.
Speaker 1: So that's why I was like, look what I did
Speaker 1: it for us too. Yeah. I was so proud of
Speaker 1: a zebra home right totally. So I get there, she's
Speaker 1: dead sleeping, like funk, I gotta entertain this guy myself.
Speaker 1: But you know, I was like, I'll smoke a joint.
Speaker 1: That'll be it. He'll go um. So I'm like, you
Speaker 1: want some beers, I go and get some beers. By
Speaker 1: the time I come back, there's coke all over the desk.
Speaker 1: He's got all of his clothes off. My sock on
Speaker 1: his dick. Okay, alright, so that was weird and like
Speaker 1: trying to be funny and also totally inappropriate. It's but
Speaker 1: it's like trying to be funny, but it's also like yeo,
Speaker 1: we're doing coke and fucking right now? What else? What
Speaker 1: other stories that I would say? One? Okay, I knew
Speaker 1: it was at least one. You know, I don't why
Speaker 1: you put this your sock on his dick? You know
Speaker 1: what comedy it's it's trying to be fucking funny in
Speaker 1: bed like that. It doesn't go over. It was in
Speaker 1: a bomb in bed. It's so bad. It was just bizarre.
Speaker 1: We were in bed. We're just sitting my living room.
Speaker 1: I'm like, my roommate could wake up, like maybe he's
Speaker 1: being so I'm like, oh, maybe he's being funny. And
Speaker 1: what I was saying, you know, I don't remember. I
Speaker 1: have it all written down in a journal somewhere. I'll
Speaker 1: have to find it. It's like five hard drives ago.
Speaker 1: You gotta get Ford terror by once, dude. So I'm
Speaker 1: just like, yo, you gotta put your pants on, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like you can't be walking around.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's my sock and then you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, when you're struggling and you need that sock. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you also like you're forced to confront a comedian
Speaker 1: who is it sounds like more successful, like really funny,
Speaker 1: well known. They're so early on. You don't want to
Speaker 1: be to be weird. So I'm like, ha ha ha,
Speaker 1: I'm playing it off like it's funny. I'm like, fine,
Speaker 1: your close was like, I'll do a couple of lines.
Speaker 1: I'll have some beer, you know what I mean. I'm
Speaker 1: not a nerd. Okay, I never said no to coke
Speaker 1: in my life. I don't care if the guy has
Speaker 1: a sock on his dick. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So it can be fun, right, So I was like, well,
Speaker 1: that could help the situation. But then he wouldn't leave,
Speaker 1: and he like crawls into my bed. He's got the
Speaker 1: worst smelling feet I've ever smell. Maybe it's good that
Speaker 1: he put his sock on his dick, right, put the
Speaker 1: socks on your feet. Maybe that's why his feet staying
Speaker 1: like those dick socks like the worst. Have you ever
Speaker 1: smelled bad? Where you're just like you need to keep
Speaker 1: your shoes in the hall. This is real bad so
Speaker 1: he's like in my bed. I'm like, yo, you gotta go,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I can't. I'm gonna be on you
Speaker 1: know x y Z TV show tomorrow and he's like
Speaker 1: pulling all this bullshit. I'm like, fine, I'll sleep on
Speaker 1: my couch, you piece of ship. You know what I
Speaker 1: mean as like I'll send an alarm for you at
Speaker 1: six am and out the funk you go, you know.
Speaker 1: But I didn't have the balls like fully kick them out.
Speaker 1: And that's the difference between like, yeah, like now that
Speaker 1: would be like I'm going to press the last one
Speaker 1: on nine one one your call, like funk out of here. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1: So he like sleeps in my bed the place I
Speaker 1: wake him up like in the morning, I'm like pushing
Speaker 1: him out the door. It's like when I'm like enough
Speaker 1: times past, you gotta go, you know, and uh, my
Speaker 1: place reeks of feet. I had to throw out my sheets.
Speaker 1: I had to throw out like all my pillowcases. Why
Speaker 1: didn't wash them? They were It was that bad. If
Speaker 1: you smelled what I smelled, you would just always know
Speaker 1: looking at those sheets, you would have like a sense memory.
Speaker 1: It was like the episode of Rugrats where Chuck he
Speaker 1: gets skunk and they put him in like foon soup
Speaker 1: or something and nothing, I'll get rid of the spord.
Speaker 1: B Maybe goodmor was big on that show. Remember he
Speaker 1: was in a pot because he needed tomato, a tomato
Speaker 1: based thing to get the skunk smell out. But Borsched
Speaker 1: is a beat based thing. Yeah, no, I know it's not.
Speaker 1: But I think that maybe they were stupid because I
Speaker 1: just remember Borsch was like big on that show because
Speaker 1: there Jews. I love that about them, but they were
Speaker 1: the Rugrats. Tommy Pickles family is Jewish. I didn't know. Definitely,
Speaker 1: the redhead with all the allergies has to be right.
Speaker 1: I feel like Phil and Little we're definitely gentiles, though
Speaker 1: they see so you throw out your sheets because that room,
Speaker 1: thank And I never confronted him about this story, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It was just one of those
Speaker 1: things where I'm like, well that happened, you know, wait,
Speaker 1: and you guys bucked. No, okay, no, just you did.
Speaker 1: Coke had beers and he went to sleep. He went
Speaker 1: He's like trying to play into the bed. I was like,
Speaker 1: absolutely not. There's a zero desire to fuck you, especially
Speaker 1: after all these shenanigans, you know, what I mean. I
Speaker 1: only fucked like three or four people by then two,
Speaker 1: so you know what I mean. I'm like, why would
Speaker 1: I add you to my number? You're not that. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like I was worried about the number. I just was.
Speaker 1: I just didn't want to fix. You're more selective in
Speaker 1: the beginning, and then pretty soon you just do whatever.
Speaker 1: I mean. Looking back on it now, I will I
Speaker 1: would have never sucked this guy, not, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like, had he never done that, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: suck him now. Yikes. Waiting for a job. It went
Speaker 1: not for the job He's could offer me now a
Speaker 1: better job. No, I know, I don't. I don't think so,
Speaker 1: especially because of that story. I like, no, I need
Speaker 1: a bit like I think I would suck for a job,
Speaker 1: but I also have to like kind of enjoy the
Speaker 1: sex as well. I wouldn't just like suck some nasty dude,
Speaker 1: like you know, like some madman situation, a man man
Speaker 1: man's remember what's her face? Oh? Why can't I remember names?
Speaker 1: I have like early dementias, my dad, the redhead, she sucks,
Speaker 1: the really nasty guy for the cardio Christina, Yeah, the
Speaker 1: big I mean she got a partnership out of it.
Speaker 1: So I don't know her, But what else has happened, Like,
Speaker 1: what's the worst thing that happened in terms of like
Speaker 1: assaulty shit? I think, I mean that's it. Once once Montreal,
Speaker 1: I pushed me into the woman's rest room and tried
Speaker 1: to make out with me, and my boyfriend was like
Speaker 1: signing with a manager. He was like, I can't help
Speaker 1: you right now, You're on your own. So and that
Speaker 1: was really disgusting um too, And I would say that's
Speaker 1: the most assaulty it's gotten once, okay, and then like
Speaker 1: that's in comedy anyway. And then I've had, of course,
Speaker 1: like other weird moments in just life being like what
Speaker 1: it was like chased by some guy I in like
Speaker 1: Midtown and I had like Midtown. Yeah, we were like
Speaker 1: drinking real late and like he like followed me out
Speaker 1: of the bar and I saw him like she started
Speaker 1: running after me. It was really terrifying. I had to
Speaker 1: take the D train just to get away from him.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, terrifying. Oh my god. Do you feel
Speaker 1: like you get any situations a lot a lot? Do
Speaker 1: you think, like I know, like like like I know
Speaker 1: Christina always like oh, I's approached by like really weird people.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like that's like something because this doesn't
Speaker 1: happen to me. I don't. I mean I don't. Like
Speaker 1: I've gotten a lot of dangerous situations that have been
Speaker 1: my fault. I think this, like this dude in Midtown
Speaker 1: was my fault, you know, Like I was like a
Speaker 1: south that said chase me. I'll fun, you know, not
Speaker 1: chase me. But like I was like flirting with him
Speaker 1: at the bar, like I it was like super late,
Speaker 1: and I was like wasted. So like God only knows,
Speaker 1: like how there's a there's a fine line you should
Speaker 1: never chase, Yeah, you should never change the person. But yeah,
Speaker 1: and then well that's what we kind of trying to
Speaker 1: talk about. It's like like a lot of like feminist
Speaker 1: views is like it's never your fault and nothing has
Speaker 1: ever been your fault in the history of life. But
Speaker 1: also it's like we live in a dangerous world, like
Speaker 1: and you should need to take some personal responsibility whether
Speaker 1: or not it's the other person's like maniac behavior that
Speaker 1: is causing it. Right, Like I would not do now
Speaker 1: what I did then that caused that guy to think
Speaker 1: he was gonna suck me right. You had told me earlier,
Speaker 1: but I didn't ask because I wanted to ask you
Speaker 1: about it on this podcast. You were fucking a guy
Speaker 1: and he started barking like a dog. I've been dying
Speaker 1: to ask you about that. Oh yeah, it was. It
Speaker 1: was horrifying because he's like, there's no signs that he's
Speaker 1: going to do. That was a comment. You know, he
Speaker 1: was a comment because a comic has asked me to
Speaker 1: mark like a dog. But I was wondering if it
Speaker 1: was this. But he okay, well, he thought he was
Speaker 1: like being like sexy, like because like not barking like
Speaker 1: a dog was sexy because he was like, um, like
Speaker 1: a little ground growl, yeah, like a growl, but it
Speaker 1: and you didn't know rough. It was like for sure
Speaker 1: rough And I'm just you know, like I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god. So we started off with the yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: and you're like, wait, is that your sound you make
Speaker 1: when you I couldn't. I was like, I cannot believe
Speaker 1: you trusted me with that. I know, that's a that's
Speaker 1: a really valid point. I don't know. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: going to tell the story on podcast for the rest
Speaker 1: of my right, right, right, Yeah, And you're just being
Speaker 1: nice by not saying the name right. Oh yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I really could because he was a piece of ship.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to give him credit for getting
Speaker 1: getting having things with you. Yeah yeah yeah. And it
Speaker 1: was weird too, like I don't know, like I thought
Speaker 1: it was like, am I implicated in this dog scenario? Now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like should you be the owner or are you the walker?
Speaker 1: Like worry the owner's kid? Are you another dog? A
Speaker 1: dog like but a little one like a Chihuahua. He's
Speaker 1: a great Dane extremes. Was I supposed to like bark bark?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Someone told me that I should have
Speaker 1: me out like a kiddie. Yeah, I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: or just been like like a world That would have
Speaker 1: been a real mood because it's like rock paper scissors,
Speaker 1: like horse beats dog all the time. Yeah yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's horrible. I don't know. I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: I just dated him for three months. That's a good solution.
Speaker 1: Did you ask him about his barking? And I don't
Speaker 1: know if it was a king or something the habit.
Speaker 1: I think it was a move. It was a bad
Speaker 1: attempt at being sexy. Yeah, but the thing is it
Speaker 1: made sense because he was really ugly and disgusting perfect,
Speaker 1: So it was like it made sense, like you know,
Speaker 1: like he's like this like bad dog, and I'm just
Speaker 1: like some pretty princess type thing. That's probably what I mean.
Speaker 1: I would never call myself that accepting comparison to this,
Speaker 1: to this person. So wait, what did you do? You
Speaker 1: just kept sucking him? Yeah? What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: Like it's like I would have gotten up Like if
Speaker 1: there's a quefy, ignore it. If barks, ignore it. A
Speaker 1: quif is your is your body and you can't help
Speaker 1: that barking? That's you, is it? Yeah? I mean unless
Speaker 1: you have Tourette's Maybe he did. Did he have touret
Speaker 1: I don't think so. For three months? Don't you think
Speaker 1: you would have noticed that? Yeah, so that's why I
Speaker 1: don't think. Did he bark again? It was a thing
Speaker 1: he did. It was a thing he did. And every
Speaker 1: time what am I supposed to say? Why the funk
Speaker 1: are you barking? And do we want me to play
Speaker 1: a part in this? Or do you want me just
Speaker 1: act like it's not happening? Didn't that dry you up? Well? Here,
Speaker 1: like the whole thing was like, Oh, this is why
Speaker 1: I put up with it. He huge dick. Well it
Speaker 1: was fine, but the thing is, he constantly got whiskey dick,
Speaker 1: and so I was like the few times we could
Speaker 1: fun to completion, I was like just so grateful that
Speaker 1: I was. I was like, whatever, dude. So he was ugly,
Speaker 1: he was a piece of ship, and he wasn't good
Speaker 1: at fucking. So why were you dating? Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: great question. Um, I mean I've dated some you know.
Speaker 1: It was, well, there's like one part slump buster. I had,
Speaker 1: like slumpbuster. Yeah, Like I had just had like a
Speaker 1: major unrequited love with a coworker and like I was
Speaker 1: able to funk him once and that was it. Was
Speaker 1: it the best fuck? No, because it was so sad
Speaker 1: for me because I knew, you knew it wasn't gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I knew it was like like the emotion levels were
Speaker 1: like not even the same. I had to trick him
Speaker 1: into sucking me. I got him real drunk check somebody
Speaker 1: to fuck you a girl like, oh, well we were.
Speaker 1: The thing is he kind of was interested, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. But I think the deal was he's like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, you're fuckable, but maybe not the right person
Speaker 1: i'd ever date. When you're like, I'll take it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like I couldn't understand that. I'm like, but
Speaker 1: I'm so great you right now, I totally get it.
Speaker 1: But this is only like five years ago or something.
Speaker 1: And uh so I just I like, I wrote him
Speaker 1: a letter. Oh my god, the most embarrassing letter I
Speaker 1: wanted the letters saying Oh, it was just something like
Speaker 1: like when we were finally done working with each other,
Speaker 1: like listen, you know, like it's probably obvious, but like
Speaker 1: I really like you and if you have any kind
Speaker 1: of like whatever, like I just have to get out there,
Speaker 1: you know. Oh hell yeah, I've always I am like
Speaker 1: queen of that ship. Like you will know I like
Speaker 1: you and I will remind you until you tell me
Speaker 1: to go with right, And he said like not interested, right,
Speaker 1: like a much nicer. Was this a handwritten letter? It
Speaker 1: was an email? Okay, it was an email and uh
Speaker 1: and so he was just like, you know you're great,
Speaker 1: but like you know, just you like give the fake
Speaker 1: like you know, since we've been working together, I'm like,
Speaker 1: we don't anymore. So obviously you write are not interesting.
Speaker 1: You can make it happen if you wanted to. And
Speaker 1: then we uh, we got back into town like we
Speaker 1: were and uh, we all like we're hanging out together
Speaker 1: and it was like weird, and so there's like this
Speaker 1: you know, energy whatever, and I'm like, Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: make this happen, you know what I mean. And he's
Speaker 1: just and he's like. I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: you should kiss me right now. It's like finally, just
Speaker 1: the last two of us at the bar, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you should kis me right now. He's like it's like
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm like the fuck, you know. I'm like,
Speaker 1: why are we doing Jamison's alone while everyone else is gone?
Speaker 1: But we were at a party of seven people and
Speaker 1: now it's just us two at the bar, so what
Speaker 1: the funk are we talking about right now? And uh
Speaker 1: and he's like no. And I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: why you don't find me attractive or whatever? And I
Speaker 1: was like, because if that's the reason, then I get
Speaker 1: it and I will never push this again because then
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get blasty surgery. Oh my god, I starved
Speaker 1: myth if he was like just because I'm here, get alone,
Speaker 1: not me that I'm willing to put his weighted sexual
Speaker 1: activities with you, which is you know what I've said
Speaker 1: a lot, but but you know, when it's a girl,
Speaker 1: I was just like double standards because I've just been
Speaker 1: fantasizing about him for like six months, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. We need to funk you out of my system, dude,
Speaker 1: that's nice to ask that, Like tell me now and
Speaker 1: then I'll stop, and that's all I need. But he
Speaker 1: was like, no, I do find you attractive and then
Speaker 1: like kiss me, and then he did, and then we
Speaker 1: sunk that night and then it was just kind of
Speaker 1: like bloss City. It was nice. He took me up
Speaker 1: to dinner like later, but we didn't you know. I
Speaker 1: was just like whatever so later in time, yeah, like
Speaker 1: a few days later just to do it. No, he no,
Speaker 1: it was like a whole like he owed me like
Speaker 1: a lunch. We had had this bet while we were
Speaker 1: at work, and he was like he took me to
Speaker 1: like Balthasar was like a whole fucking thing that he
Speaker 1: took into this like fucking Nancy thing or whatever, and
Speaker 1: like but then it was like over, I'm like I
Speaker 1: get it. You're a nice guy. Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1: But I'd rather have not had done that dinner because
Speaker 1: that's embarrassing as fu. Yeah. God, whenever, whenever the guy.
Speaker 1: Whenever I'm really into a guy and he he's showing
Speaker 1: me signs that I know he doesn't like me as
Speaker 1: much as I like him, I'm like, well, maybe that's
Speaker 1: not true. It's probably not true. And then I'll just
Speaker 1: be so desperate until he tells me the words go away.
Speaker 1: I will not I will not want to date you.
Speaker 1: Desperation is still an attractive crossing something humans. We all agree.
Speaker 1: Desperation is not attractive. You can't doing it. It's like
Speaker 1: an addiction, though, that attraction I had to him, like
Speaker 1: that feeling of like being just so aroused by someone's presence.
Speaker 1: I stopped being attracted to people I was really attracted
Speaker 1: to because of desperation, because of their desperation. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah me too. I just when I have you ever
Speaker 1: been desperate? Yeah? I mean definitely during the like as
Speaker 1: the frank breakup progress, I mean it got that was bad.
Speaker 1: I was just using my sexuality as like a tool
Speaker 1: to keep him locked in. Oh yeah, oh yeah, ye
Speaker 1: done that been there man? For sure? Women women the
Speaker 1: power that women have sexually, like sometimes of like, oh,
Speaker 1: let's take advantage of this, and then sometimes I'm like
Speaker 1: you just stop, Christina. But then it's the lowest low
Speaker 1: when even your sexuality doesn't work anymore. So it is
Speaker 1: so depressing when it's like even the offering of my
Speaker 1: vagina is an appealing. Have you ever sent like a
Speaker 1: really sexy picture and been like, don't do that anymore? Wow?
Speaker 1: When girls get rejected, When I get rejected as a woman,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, oh, I get such I'm such a
Speaker 1: baby about it. It's my whole life story. I always
Speaker 1: get I always get wild crushes on somebody unattainable for
Speaker 1: whatever reason, and then just obsessed have sex dreams, like
Speaker 1: the whole thing. I have to have them, and I
Speaker 1: just go batsh it until I like get them. Yeah
Speaker 1: you know why why are they unattainable? Well, this guy
Speaker 1: clearly didn't like me. Okay, the whole kind of tell
Speaker 1: something to that, though, I'm sure of course there is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's well, it's just like you, you purposely set things
Speaker 1: up that can never happen, like because you don't deserve
Speaker 1: love or something you love yourself. My thanks, No, I
Speaker 1: don't need therapy. Well, I'm sure you've been to therapy. No,
Speaker 1: I actually I don't really. I've went a couple of times,
Speaker 1: but they were all disaster to what. I just feel like,
Speaker 1: I just feel like I know I'm sane on my
Speaker 1: own curent. Wow, that's amazing, Like I am selling for us?
Speaker 1: Uh No, like I fucking I want to hunt it
Speaker 1: down a magician trying to get him to fall in
Speaker 1: love with me? Like down, Yeah, you know, no one's
Speaker 1: more withholding than a magician. Thank that the goddamn truth.
Speaker 1: How loud? Did you work on that for three months?
Speaker 1: And what was the month? Did you see him in
Speaker 1: a magic show and you're like him? No, No, we were.
Speaker 1: We were both on a show together. And I didn't
Speaker 1: notice him at all because he's wearing these like leather
Speaker 1: boots with like um playing cards are bossed on the front, say,
Speaker 1: because he was invisible, he had his God, I couldn't
Speaker 1: see him. He was very good at being a magician,
Speaker 1: a floating top hat and like I'm gonna suck that.
Speaker 1: I would go for that. Actually that sounds when did
Speaker 1: you realize wanted to suck a magician? Just that just
Speaker 1: that night? Well, my friend noticed he was like super
Speaker 1: smoking hot. Right, this guy was like ridiculously hot, Like
Speaker 1: once you took off the cagle hat. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: my cagle hat. There is a beautiful man the summer
Speaker 1: kangle hat. But that's how hot he was. He had
Speaker 1: beautiful blue eyes. Dick sucking lips. I love, oh, I
Speaker 1: love guy with big lips. Oh god, damn. He was
Speaker 1: tall and slim and magical. You know. I like how
Speaker 1: you call him dick sucking lips even though he might
Speaker 1: be Oh really, no, I don't think he is. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to come up with a good reason that
Speaker 1: he wouldn't suck me. Okay, So wait, so you but
Speaker 1: you weren't familiar with his work before you guys did
Speaker 1: this show together, then he did, I don't know because
Speaker 1: you said I hunted him down like it was fucking
Speaker 1: like okay, and then so you did a show, you
Speaker 1: became infatuated, and then what happened, Well, we we started
Speaker 1: hanging out, but like the infatuation came because he would
Speaker 1: not give it up. Perfect but he was like the
Speaker 1: full round game was fucking on point, Like he was mad,
Speaker 1: like he would finger you like we have, but like
Speaker 1: it was like hot he had like great dirty talk.
Speaker 1: Once I went to his apartment dirty who were like,
Speaker 1: he's like eating me out on the roof. There's like
Speaker 1: another person watching us with binoculars across the way. You
Speaker 1: can see. He whispered some and he's like he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna rape you a four I am And I
Speaker 1: was like yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, do that right,
Speaker 1: and then four I AM comes. What a liar? What
Speaker 1: is that bullshit? Well, it's all about deception, Micah, you
Speaker 1: were dealing with exactly. The greatest trick you ever pulled
Speaker 1: was getting me to want to fuck him. Wait, so
Speaker 1: he agreed on this fantasy of like, in a couple
Speaker 1: of hours after we passed out, I'm just gonna start bucking.
Speaker 1: You just agree suggested it, and you were like amped
Speaker 1: when he threatened her on the rooftop. Yeah, well in
Speaker 1: a concessual Yeah, in a consensual way. When you woke
Speaker 1: up where you like, I was fucking climbing the walls
Speaker 1: waiting for four am, he's asleep. I'm just like Ori
Speaker 1: ms coming and we are going to fuck and it's
Speaker 1: gonna be amazing, Right, I'm sucking Jazz and the Mica song. Yeah,
Speaker 1: aren't you fucking jazz. When you're land next to hot dick,
Speaker 1: you're like yes, yes, yes, yeah, okay. So he was
Speaker 1: lying next to you but still going to rape you
Speaker 1: like he like was like gonna we were like pulling
Speaker 1: around whatever, and then he's gonna wake up in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night. Was getting me surprise, but that's
Speaker 1: like a no like but like, you know, whatever the
Speaker 1: fund he was gonna do, just gonna start at four am.
Speaker 1: Did he said an alarm? He clearly didn't. I guess
Speaker 1: he didn't want an asshole. And then he like flew
Speaker 1: out to like do some magic show that morning. Was Oh,
Speaker 1: it's so embarrassing. I had to take a train back
Speaker 1: from the story of the whole thing is so sad.
Speaker 1: Everything ends with you want to train alone? I know,
Speaker 1: I know, except for that one threesome. That's the best
Speaker 1: part about threesomes. As you get like a partner for
Speaker 1: the wakashi is that the best part. That's even like
Speaker 1: the worst part. My favorite part of the wakashim is
Speaker 1: that I do it alone. Yeah, you're right now, you're
Speaker 1: My favorite part is the no shoes, the shoes in
Speaker 1: my hand. Oh, you poor thing. What do you like?
Speaker 1: Marnie yeah, exactly like that. I don't I don't care.
Speaker 1: Shoelace on a night home once once and I got
Speaker 1: athletes foot immediately blocks lest foot from the outside. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just from the Williamsburg side while all the hipster athletes.
Speaker 1: But that's crazy because athletes foot usually comes from like
Speaker 1: a gym floor or an inside floor. Maybe it was
Speaker 1: some other disease, some other idiot. I got some kind
Speaker 1: of I don't know. It hurt for like weeks. I
Speaker 1: it took me forever to get rid of it. It sucked.
Speaker 1: Have you in an STD Uh? No, good for you.
Speaker 1: Don't you feel so lucky? I do. I'm like, how
Speaker 1: did that happen? How did that? Because I didn't exercise
Speaker 1: as much percaution as I should have many many times. No,
Speaker 1: I was like, overly percution. That's a cautionary, cautionary thank
Speaker 1: you at first. And now I'm now I think I'm
Speaker 1: a little risk here. I'm like, in my thirties, whatever
Speaker 1: is going to happen? But you you you started your
Speaker 1: whole sexual career a lot older than Yeah, I did.
Speaker 1: I was so surprised when I was talking to you
Speaker 1: on the weekend, just weekend Jack, this weekend Jacket, sorry
Speaker 1: this weekend, jack In. Well that yeah, I started. I
Speaker 1: started having sex long before I started masturbating. Okay, so
Speaker 1: when did you start having sex? I lost it like
Speaker 1: at nineteen, but it was like to one guy, and
Speaker 1: then I didn't have sex again until I was like
Speaker 1: twenty two. Why the gap? I just you know, like
Speaker 1: I took me forever to get over that guy. And
Speaker 1: I was like real like weird about I was not.
Speaker 1: I mean, I also wasn't orgasmng, so like there was
Speaker 1: not like so much of a motivator for the incentive.
Speaker 1: And I was like looking for a boyfriend that was
Speaker 1: like very high on my priority list, as like a
Speaker 1: young twenty something you know, or teenage or whatever, but
Speaker 1: like I just never found anybody. I was very awkward,
Speaker 1: you know, I was not you know, I was like
Speaker 1: one of the guys pally gross, you know, not like
Speaker 1: I didn't understand any feminine not the bell of the
Speaker 1: ball you've become today, thank you. I know, as horrendous
Speaker 1: as I am now, I was worse. But this is
Speaker 1: so interesting because you seem like you're a very like
Speaker 1: um like emotional person like and you get very addicted
Speaker 1: to people. That's true, yeah, it's true. Well I did
Speaker 1: have like a huge crush, you know, like I get
Speaker 1: these huge crushes and then it's like I'm monogamous with
Speaker 1: my crush and so that can block your crush. No
Speaker 1: that no, no, no, no oh no, I'm playing it
Speaker 1: so cool, Christina, they have no idea. That's such a problem.
Speaker 1: Do you find like a lot of times you play
Speaker 1: it's so cool that the other person sometimes doesn't even
Speaker 1: like you either like obsessed or you play it so
Speaker 1: cool that they don't even have any idea that you
Speaker 1: like them. Well, I mean I did. I think they
Speaker 1: find out eventually and almost every friend because Mica is
Speaker 1: looking through the window, or you have like a notebook
Speaker 1: with their additional Well, I sent that guy in email,
Speaker 1: Like my first boyfriend came out of like a huge confession.
Speaker 1: I like flew out to see him because like he
Speaker 1: was still living in Arizona. It's fucking romance. Like I'm
Speaker 1: romantic as funk all I it's a huge confession every time.
Speaker 1: I'll never let if I have a crush on someone,
Speaker 1: I'm not letting go until you reject me. I feel
Speaker 1: the same exact way. I'll never give up unless I
Speaker 1: know it will not happen, and you give me verbal
Speaker 1: confirmation I need it. I'm like, I cannot move on
Speaker 1: until you reject. Do you act cool with in front
Speaker 1: of crushes? Because I cannot lose it. I am the
Speaker 1: most dumb fucking it's just so pretty, Like I can't
Speaker 1: talk to them, and I don't know why I can't
Speaker 1: get a grip on myself. No, I'm weird. I'm braggy
Speaker 1: in a way that's like embarrassing drop names. Yea, right,
Speaker 1: sorry about but yeah, like be trying to be super
Speaker 1: funny to other people around them, which is like showing
Speaker 1: off in front of a person. It feels so good,
Speaker 1: but yeah, it looks so dumb. It's laughing too loud
Speaker 1: all that ship. I'm such a geek. Oh. I usually
Speaker 1: just think about it by myself until they get a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but we have voice too with boyfriends
Speaker 1: that I've never had, like a huge crush and then
Speaker 1: it happened. It's always like, oh, I really like this person.
Speaker 1: It's just like developed into a love. None of them
Speaker 1: well what I mean. What I mean by that is
Speaker 1: it's almost like it's almost like that's exactly how it's
Speaker 1: supposed to go. Now, if I have a crush on someone,
Speaker 1: that's an automatic that it will never happen. I will
Speaker 1: never be in a relationship with them because I will
Speaker 1: never be cool enough in front of them, because I
Speaker 1: can't fucking carry myself. Just let people grow on you, No,
Speaker 1: not grow. But I get to know him, and then
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, I'm forming this thing at the same
Speaker 1: time as them. Like I don't had a huge crush
Speaker 1: on Stephen the moment, Yeah, but I held it back
Speaker 1: because he had a girlfriend. So I made myself not
Speaker 1: think about it, which was fine, and it was very
Speaker 1: doable because I didn't know him very well. And then
Speaker 1: I didn't see him for another year after that, so
Speaker 1: then I was like when he told me he got dumped,
Speaker 1: I was like quaw. And then then then it unleashed.
Speaker 1: But then it unleashed for him to know I forgot
Speaker 1: that there was that year, which okay, I didn't. That
Speaker 1: was that was sucking tons of dudes. Good stuff. Here,
Speaker 1: that's Stephen. He was fine. I was fine before you
Speaker 1: came along, and now I'm even better. So with then
Speaker 1: and then when and then you're so you sucking at
Speaker 1: nineteen and then you didn't start masturbating until you're in
Speaker 1: your twenties late twenties, what's your method of preferred masturbation? Finger?
Speaker 1: Really Yeah, we bonded over this because because I orgasm
Speaker 1: so late, I was trying everything. It wasn't like like
Speaker 1: I bought a rabbit, which is like this is a
Speaker 1: really expensive thing, but you know what, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm like, it horrified me. I never once got it
Speaker 1: in thereating looking Yeah, I guess like I tried the
Speaker 1: vibration part on top it just the problem was I
Speaker 1: wasn't like connected with myself sexually, and it's like if
Speaker 1: the mental part isn't there, like there's really not that
Speaker 1: much you can do. Yeah, I mean at least for me.
Speaker 1: At least for me, Like maybe some women are just
Speaker 1: like more sensitive or whatever. I wish I was like that,
Speaker 1: you know, but like some people can just like I've
Speaker 1: been doing this masturbating podcast for you know, almost two years,
Speaker 1: and it's like some people just can come and it's
Speaker 1: like not even a mental thing. They're just yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: it's just a physical like a sneeze. I'm like, don't
Speaker 1: you think that women would behave more similarly to men
Speaker 1: in terms of like trying to go out and trying
Speaker 1: to fuck if women guaranteed came just like guys did.
Speaker 1: Because when guys have sex, most of the time they
Speaker 1: come their their percentage of coming is so much higher
Speaker 1: than a woman's. And I feel like if I looked
Speaker 1: at a dude at a bar and that meant to
Speaker 1: me orgasm, why I look at a dude that that
Speaker 1: means a lot of talk and a lot of swooning,
Speaker 1: a lot of work and then maybe an orgasm like
Speaker 1: much later on the Like, yeah, guaranteed orgasm for me
Speaker 1: is if I'm doing doing it myself. Same. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not like a really tough com but I
Speaker 1: think that I'm not a tough colm, but I'm not
Speaker 1: a tough but yeah, no, I just I'm like, why
Speaker 1: would I unless I like someone, like I don't want
Speaker 1: some dirty dude on me, Like I don't know. And
Speaker 1: also just this is just like a side note, but
Speaker 1: like for dildos and for like vibrators and stuff, when
Speaker 1: you assert that in your off like for me, it
Speaker 1: feels like I'm just giving myself like an O B
Speaker 1: G one in like visit, well, has someone just coming
Speaker 1: off fresh out of having those things up her vagina.
Speaker 1: It just the same I when I masturbate with vibrator
Speaker 1: and still doesn't. I don't put them inside me, No,
Speaker 1: I never do. But then I love when a penis
Speaker 1: is inside me and I have a vibrator. That's like
Speaker 1: the best thing in the whole world for me. Right,
Speaker 1: A penis just feels way better. I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 1: guess we do need you. The penis is great. Yeah, dick, dick,
Speaker 1: dick o, god damn fully agreed, and otherwise I've given
Speaker 1: up on a long ago. What do you when if
Speaker 1: you first had an orgasm, were you like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm not leaving my house still forever, dude. I came.
Speaker 1: I orgasmed like four more times at night. I just
Speaker 1: really hell yeah, oh yeah. It was like, well we're
Speaker 1: locked in now. Yeah, like I'm never coming out of it,
Speaker 1: and I don't do it now. I haven't been able
Speaker 1: to do now. But I squirted the first time, like, oh,
Speaker 1: first time you let an orgasm, you squirted? Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I did it like maybe two or three more times,
Speaker 1: like in that first like month of exploration, and then
Speaker 1: I just never came back. Really. Maybe it's like all
Speaker 1: that pent up for years. Who I mean, but come on,
Speaker 1: it's been years now and I've never like, there's been
Speaker 1: a kind of times I'm like, maybe I'll do it,
Speaker 1: but it's it's not like I'm dying to because you
Speaker 1: know it does, but it feels like a sport orgasm.
Speaker 1: I have done it with Steven because he his ex
Speaker 1: was like kind of teached him the methodology behind it,
Speaker 1: and so he was like, wait, I could make a
Speaker 1: score and I'm like, now you can't, and then he did.
Speaker 1: But it feels like, um, just like a release of
Speaker 1: stress more so than anything, is what that origasm feels
Speaker 1: like for me. Yeah, it was nerve wracking because I
Speaker 1: was like, am I pissing right? I'm not even convinced
Speaker 1: it's not. I mean, no one knows where it is,
Speaker 1: but I literally know what doesn't, which is sad, which
Speaker 1: is so crazy, right and a female I don't understand
Speaker 1: just sucking put it in a beaker. Well, there was
Speaker 1: many articles this is so hard said, there were traces
Speaker 1: of you're in, You're in in my response to that
Speaker 1: iss who fucking cares? Well? Also like maybe there's is
Speaker 1: if you're in your jis like you're using the same exactly.
Speaker 1: It's like you're in cells on the sides of your
Speaker 1: wreath and it comes out with the jiz. But if
Speaker 1: it's maybe that happens, like if it's not, just if
Speaker 1: it's you know, if it's just your ine, because you
Speaker 1: all know what you're in it, like, so smell. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's had my face up to the futone for like days.
Speaker 1: I'm like, is it pissed? Figure it out? But it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: so what did not smell? Like is there like a
Speaker 1: group of protesters that are going to come out and
Speaker 1: be like, no, it's not like it doesn't matter. It
Speaker 1: smell like when you put your finger in your own vagina. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it smells like a pure like yeah, it's clearer. You're
Speaker 1: cleaner me, a clearer cleaner you, gina. Just whatever. I
Speaker 1: feel like I just booked a douche commercial. You can
Speaker 1: isolate that part and send it to you for your
Speaker 1: your voice, Reil, what do you? Yeah, if people want
Speaker 1: to buy douches from me, you should a douche. It's
Speaker 1: not natural the vaginicles itself. No, No, I never I
Speaker 1: would never do that. I never even tried. But I've
Speaker 1: always seen the commercials. I'm like, I guess I should
Speaker 1: do that one day, but yeah I never did. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I'm not. And then I learned it was bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I learned pretty early on that it was no good.
Speaker 1: Wishing is for dous. Just remember that audience, go on,
Speaker 1: thank you? What do you jacket to? Um? I like erotica.
Speaker 1: That erotica like literally literally you have such a beautiful soul.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Well, it's usually like some real series B
Speaker 1: D S M ship, So I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: still a very romantic soul, but I think it's great well.
Speaker 1: And also it lends more to the imagination of you
Speaker 1: reading the words and the pictures you have in your
Speaker 1: head or your own pictures that you create from your
Speaker 1: life and those words. Porn is just like here, it
Speaker 1: is on a self a platau. I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: like porn. It doesn't do anything. It's too much. It's
Speaker 1: like to like their story and it's like fake story,
Speaker 1: like history. But it's like that's the thing. It's like
Speaker 1: it was the mental connection that I need to get,
Speaker 1: like it really needs to be. But once I'm mentally
Speaker 1: locked in, I can fucking go and under a minute,
Speaker 1: you know, But it has to be clicked in so
Speaker 1: you can read erotica for one minute and get off.
Speaker 1: If I needed to, I could. And where do you
Speaker 1: get this erotica? Like where's your favorite? Do you get
Speaker 1: it online or do you have books? No? I don't
Speaker 1: do books. I just imagine you imagine hand down your
Speaker 1: skirt and then you're like holding a book and like
Speaker 1: oh she's having a pick. Oh wait, no she's not
Speaker 1: one too many ants? Uh No, I get it online.
Speaker 1: Like lit erotica is like a good place sometimes, Like
Speaker 1: I'll just have like bookmarks, like you know that's search around,
Speaker 1: you know, like if there's like a theme I'm like
Speaker 1: hunting for, I'll just kind of like what's an example
Speaker 1: of a theme you hunt for? Like, um oh, I
Speaker 1: like a person who's been like like locked in their
Speaker 1: basement as like a sex slave, Like, oh god, I
Speaker 1: gotta find this movie for you. Okay, you know, like
Speaker 1: this is like a guy and like, oh you're kind
Speaker 1: of like you know you're trapped and now you have
Speaker 1: to do like whatever I say. So I like like
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. And how long are these stories? Are?
Speaker 1: They like short stories? Um? And think I get through
Speaker 1: a short story? I think I want to try that.
Speaker 1: It all depends. I like, so many of them are
Speaker 1: like one page, and I'm just like that's not enough,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And like so some of
Speaker 1: them will like be like thirty pages and I'm like,
Speaker 1: well that's too much, so you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So I'll just be like skim skim skim, skimskim skim
Speaker 1: hip Okay, right, skim skims, continue to like that, and
Speaker 1: so I'll like something like that, and so it's just
Speaker 1: like fast forwarding through porn videos. Yeah, totally, and then
Speaker 1: the real demented thing I do, yes, give it to me.
Speaker 1: So then I can't be without any visuals. I mean
Speaker 1: I can't. I was wondering about that. Yeah, I can
Speaker 1: and have plenty, but I do like to top it
Speaker 1: off with a nice visual so then you know, like
Speaker 1: I get all the mind stuff like all worked out,
Speaker 1: and then I get myself close to coming and then
Speaker 1: I'll like switch over to just like weirdos YouTube channels
Speaker 1: and it's like not sex at all. I just like
Speaker 1: to imagine it's this stranger and now I forced my
Speaker 1: sex fantasy on some fucking rando. Wait, what do you
Speaker 1: type in the YouTube search field? Um? Good ones are
Speaker 1: like people in park. I like exercise videos like You're
Speaker 1: my life, like you're like my beefcake is working out
Speaker 1: for me always men, no, no, no, I'll switch it
Speaker 1: up telling women, you know, but I'm not even I
Speaker 1: never really talk out loud me neither me, but I
Speaker 1: love let's be poured at break because then it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: the woman seems like she's really enjoying it. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: sometimes I'll end on someone who who could have been me,
Speaker 1: or like sometimes on a guy. That's the fantasy. Do
Speaker 1: you talk out loud to like I have, Like I've
Speaker 1: masturbated when I'm fantasizing and I'm just using my brain,
Speaker 1: which doesn't happen as often as i'd like it to um,
Speaker 1: and I end up talking out loud. You can make
Speaker 1: sure no one's around. I don't think so you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Nobody said anything to me, but not
Speaker 1: that I can recall. I've only recently started to like
Speaker 1: even trying to make noise while orgasm, because I just learned,
Speaker 1: like from roommates and stuff, and I've been so paranoid
Speaker 1: about it that like I'm silent now. I've had a
Speaker 1: studio apartment for a year, and I'm like, just just
Speaker 1: try and scream during your own and I never get
Speaker 1: to a scream. But sometimes I'll be like, you know, well,
Speaker 1: I cover my own mouth when I master talk because
Speaker 1: otherwise I'll make too much noise. I don't mean, I
Speaker 1: don't need Pinkerton running in it, just as I'm approaching climax.
Speaker 1: Not necessary. That's really funny that you say that, because I, like,
Speaker 1: I recently have been trying to be like, all right, Christina,
Speaker 1: like make a noise you want to, and then the
Speaker 1: other part of me is like do I want to?
Speaker 1: And then the other part it's like, yeah, you should.
Speaker 1: I'm like okay, and then I just try it, and
Speaker 1: then it's all that comes out. It's like, uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, well I was dumb. Yeah, I mean, just
Speaker 1: even trying to make yourself do it. It's just kind
Speaker 1: of pathetic. I can't tell which parts of me and
Speaker 1: which desires are brainwashed into me, and which art and
Speaker 1: which are like I'm being too polite, that's bullshit. I
Speaker 1: can't tell. I have heard when you yelled at orgasm
Speaker 1: and intensifies it, but I don't know, you know, well,
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I've never had I mean sex. I
Speaker 1: can have sex sillently if I need you, like for
Speaker 1: a specific reason, but otherwise I would never do that
Speaker 1: something like why would you? I'd be masturbating silently, But
Speaker 1: I think I don't know if it's me. I've been
Speaker 1: conditioned to make noise during sex, partially to encourage, right,
Speaker 1: but it's also and like slash appreciate, but like I
Speaker 1: don't think I could have sex silently either, but I
Speaker 1: don't know where why. Well, it's like positive reinf like
Speaker 1: it's good. It's kind of like a good way without
Speaker 1: being annoying and actually instructing someone with words to be
Speaker 1: like hey, I like when you do this, or just yeah,
Speaker 1: like hey you hit the right angle. We're there right,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, you don't want to say, hey, Roger, don't move.
Speaker 1: Houston could do something like oh like right there, that's good,
Speaker 1: but beyond that, you don't want to just I don't
Speaker 1: like too much talking. Less talking is better except dirty talk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, but even that you have to you can't.
Speaker 1: A constant stream of talking is clouds my mind. I
Speaker 1: can't have too much. So you guys have never talked
Speaker 1: out loud while you're masturbating. No, what would we say,
Speaker 1: good job. No, we're getting there. If you're thinking about
Speaker 1: a fantasy and then you're talking to a stranger, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like you close your eyes, you can someone's fine.
Speaker 1: If that's your that's your masturbation process. Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: against it. I'm just a quieter person. I think you
Speaker 1: are very yeah, very chatty, Cathy. I just like I
Speaker 1: like long stretches of silence. Really, I really enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Do you do you close your eyes and like go away?
Speaker 1: I went in my masturbation No, like during sex. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I try to. I I'm trying to stop doing that though,
Speaker 1: because anytime I close my eyes immediately think of someone different.
Speaker 1: I'm like ship. But I don't know. There's something about
Speaker 1: having sex with one person and then and it doesn't
Speaker 1: It doesn't. It's no reflection on on how I feel
Speaker 1: about the person I'm having sex with. Honestly, I've had
Speaker 1: sex with people I love deeply and been thinking about
Speaker 1: other people. It's just like it's the it's the wrongness
Speaker 1: that gets me off. I feel guilty as fun. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know who you're thinking of, dude, recently, you know,
Speaker 1: like not too long ago. I kept saying the guy's
Speaker 1: name in bed, just to make sure I didn't say
Speaker 1: my exes like I wrapped up with your ex. Not
Speaker 1: really like I didn't care about my ex but I was.
Speaker 1: I just you know, you know, when you get like
Speaker 1: these memories, like like your parents do with your kid's names,
Speaker 1: and I do with like ex boyfriend's names, you get
Speaker 1: like mad at your boyfriend. You call him like a
Speaker 1: different boyfriends because it's part of that part of that
Speaker 1: part of your brain. Yeah, so, well, the fucking is
Speaker 1: also part of that ex boyfriend channel. And so I
Speaker 1: kept wanting to say this other guy's name. I'm like so,
Speaker 1: and I never usually say someone's name that much in
Speaker 1: bed anyway, but I kept saying the right name to
Speaker 1: make sure I kept putting the right name into the scenario.
Speaker 1: Save yourself. I've said the wrong name before. Didn't go well, no, no,
Speaker 1: how of course not. How would you feel? Oh, I
Speaker 1: would feel And it's happen. It's it's it happened to me.
Speaker 1: I feel like it has to have. But at the
Speaker 1: same time, I understand it. The first time I had
Speaker 1: sex with Frank, I called him the wrong name and
Speaker 1: we dated for two years. I mean, it's not can
Speaker 1: fix it. Yeah, well I was drunk, and also like
Speaker 1: he thought it was someone he thought it was like
Speaker 1: the celebrity, but it was just like my gay friend.
Speaker 1: Oh well, my gay friend who I make out with
Speaker 1: when we get wrong. So you didn't even have sex
Speaker 1: with that person, but that it's just the wrong name. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never had sex with a person whose name I
Speaker 1: called him. Okay, it was just someone I was sitting
Speaker 1: too earlier at at the party, and like when I
Speaker 1: get drunk, I become infastuated him because he looks like
Speaker 1: on steams and why wouldn't I did he stop the
Speaker 1: sex and was like who's dog? No, he was just
Speaker 1: like okay, not the biggest deal. Okay, all right, I
Speaker 1: feel incredibly guilty. I'm I'm like a little emotional sensitive thing.
Speaker 1: You really are, and we're really learning this today. You
Speaker 1: were telling me about a three way that you had
Speaker 1: with a guy who was underage. Yeah, that's I want
Speaker 1: more information. That was my freshman year of college. Um,
Speaker 1: I had like my best friend was bisexual, and uh,
Speaker 1: I was like coming back and she was dating this
Speaker 1: kid who was seventeen. She was like nineteen, I'm eighteen, right,
Speaker 1: so he's technically under age. But it's like, I mean,
Speaker 1: no one's going to call the cops, right, but he's
Speaker 1: you know, in high school, right, yeah, doing someone in
Speaker 1: high school when we were in college and living in
Speaker 1: our own apartment in New York City. Yeah, so yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean it's not ideal, but he was like he
Speaker 1: was also fine as fun, like that's the thing. The
Speaker 1: guy looked like a man, so but he was living
Speaker 1: with his mom um. So so like we you know,
Speaker 1: were like, you know, like I had a breast production
Speaker 1: when I was seventeen. What, Yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: It's not a widely told it's not a secret, but
Speaker 1: it's I don't back pain, yeah, real bad back pain. Also,
Speaker 1: they're just kind of like ugly, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm too young to have ugly old
Speaker 1: lady tips. What was ugly about your tip? They were
Speaker 1: like saggy, like huge nipples that pointed to the ground.
Speaker 1: It was just like I was like, I'm seventeen, this
Speaker 1: is bullshit. Did your nipples change after the surgery then
Speaker 1: you surgically alter your nipples. They took my nipples completely off.
Speaker 1: Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. Okay, oh Okay, go ahead. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they had him on a tree for the entire perceived
Speaker 1: Right now, I'll show him to you right now. I
Speaker 1: would really lights you if you're if that's a fake nipple. No,
Speaker 1: this is it's my real nipple. My god, it's a
Speaker 1: beautiful nipping. Well they're surgically but do you see the
Speaker 1: line around a little a little? It's very slight though,
Speaker 1: So we how big they were? How big were there
Speaker 1: they were? If that line was your nipples, that's pretty
Speaker 1: pretty big. Well no, the nipple like would have been
Speaker 1: like that, that's a big nipple. It would have been
Speaker 1: a very sny and so what's wait, what size are you? Now?
Speaker 1: This is like a D but it's a thirty two D.
Speaker 1: So it's like not like you're like and that was
Speaker 1: coming down from what oh you know whatever fucking I
Speaker 1: mean I did, h I was. I only lived with
Speaker 1: my dad in high school, so like I was never
Speaker 1: like really wearing good bras, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like like you need underwaters? Yeah, I was like nobody
Speaker 1: else had like giant hits like this. I had no
Speaker 1: one to like coach me on this, so I was
Speaker 1: just buying whatever the funk I could and you're so tiny.
Speaker 1: You are very tiny. Yeah, I mean I lost weight
Speaker 1: since then, so there was like it was a little more,
Speaker 1: but it was still very unproportional. Holy damn. So he
Speaker 1: was very underage guy, so he was very excited about
Speaker 1: He's like, I really want to see your like greed
Speaker 1: on t It's like that was like very titulating for him.
Speaker 1: For I was like, don't do it, don't do it.
Speaker 1: You do it? Came out of my mouth anyway, when
Speaker 1: you were eighteen? Did you do it? Like when did
Speaker 1: you get that surgery? I did it a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks before I turned eighteen. Um, so it was like,
Speaker 1: so he knew you had big tids and he knew
Speaker 1: you that you got a reduction, right, so he knew
Speaker 1: I had a rejection and so like, and my friend
Speaker 1: was telling about this, and I knew she'd be down
Speaker 1: for three someone. It was just kind of like the
Speaker 1: idea that kept bouncing around. And then when I came
Speaker 1: into town, like I was like, all right, we're just
Speaker 1: gonna do this, and like, you know, we played some
Speaker 1: kind of fake game like if you can guess my
Speaker 1: middle name and three tries, I'm going to give you
Speaker 1: a massage and I was like and I was like,
Speaker 1: is it Richard And he's like yep, but I'm like
Speaker 1: here we go. First try bitches you psychic and uh yeah,
Speaker 1: and then like you know, he's like doing like the
Speaker 1: whole like massage was both at the same time, and
Speaker 1: then like fingering us both at the same time. And
Speaker 1: at this point, I'm a virgin. Oh you had a
Speaker 1: three way when you were a virgin? Yeah, but like
Speaker 1: there was no like fucking you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It was like a little more innocent than that, even
Speaker 1: though it's like whatever, I've had a threesome in that
Speaker 1: like a no penetration threesome. UF we're counting that, right,
Speaker 1: you just I just call it a wild night, right,
Speaker 1: ah my. So I start getting like super like like
Speaker 1: you know, I'm like awkward. I was like, okay, this
Speaker 1: is like too much whatever, like so I had to
Speaker 1: cut it with some humor, which is like not the
Speaker 1: time and place to do that. I totally understand that,
Speaker 1: but that's how I was like so unsexual. So I
Speaker 1: started seeing like you know, like, oh, I'm a major
Speaker 1: model about because I was just like I was like,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a night he's going to remember,
Speaker 1: forget that he would have remembered this anyway. Well, he's
Speaker 1: definitely gonna remember when he started scoring it with the
Speaker 1: Pirates of Penz, right, And so then my friends just
Speaker 1: starts dying laughing because she thinks I'm hilarious, do you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? And it was it's funny. It's
Speaker 1: also like do you see how red I am just
Speaker 1: remembering this detail? Um, and so like so she's laughing
Speaker 1: and then like whatever, and so he's like trying to
Speaker 1: get my attention, like fingering me harder, and I like
Speaker 1: laugh and I like slam my head back against the
Speaker 1: radio and then the radio goes off and it starts
Speaker 1: blaring music and he's like, my mom, and it was
Speaker 1: what yeah, because he thought we were going to wake
Speaker 1: as mama. You were at his house, were at his house,
Speaker 1: and then his mom woke up and he had to
Speaker 1: like she's like banging on the door. She like, why
Speaker 1: are there two women? And like she knew that you
Speaker 1: guys were over there, right, No, but he didn't open
Speaker 1: the door all the way, like I think she thought
Speaker 1: there was one girl in there. Okay, Well that's always
Speaker 1: better than two, right, you know. And then we like
Speaker 1: had to like sneak out of his mom's house. This
Speaker 1: is now we'd waited for her to go back to them.
Speaker 1: We went out the door like human, God damn like
Speaker 1: humans having sex with the seventeen like people who could
Speaker 1: have been brought up on charges just keeping it quiet.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't have raised such a hot sun. It was
Speaker 1: her for what's the worst sex you've ever had? Oh God,
Speaker 1: I don't know. There's like just like so many flashes
Speaker 1: of guys like losing their fucking bonus mone you know,
Speaker 1: what do you do when a guy loses an erection
Speaker 1: in the middle of it, or in the beginning or
Speaker 1: just never had one? How do you because I always
Speaker 1: feel how do you beat them? Or my go to
Speaker 1: move is what's going on? You're going, what's going on? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, explain myself, like that was hurtful
Speaker 1: and I'm not even a man? Is that terrible? What's
Speaker 1: going on? What's then? Just tell me? Well, do you
Speaker 1: feel like it's like when someone can't get it up?
Speaker 1: Do you do you feel like that's a reflection on yourself? Well? No,
Speaker 1: that's why I ask what's going Like? I'm like, just
Speaker 1: tell me like, is this whiskey dick? Is this a
Speaker 1: problem you have all the time? Are you not attracted
Speaker 1: to me? Like you thought? Whatever? Right? Do you what's
Speaker 1: going on? I think that's a perfectly in that question. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not. What's going on here? What about it? How
Speaker 1: can I help? Yeah? I mean, but do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? I feel like, how can I help?
Speaker 1: Is even like a little life. It's very customer service. E.
Speaker 1: I usually go to you want me to suck your dick? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And that helps. God, I feel like it's pretty helpful.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it doesn't that with whiskey dick and I die
Speaker 1: slept with one guy who like coke dick. I never
Speaker 1: That's the only time I ever experienced that. Ain't nothing
Speaker 1: going to help that? No, especially when they try to
Speaker 1: put it in you and you're like, oh my friend,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, well coked it. I just I just leave.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that that was like that will never
Speaker 1: get up? Yeah no, no, no exactly. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: just let me know you did coke tonight. I need
Speaker 1: to just like, don't make me fucking slobber on your
Speaker 1: fucking flaccid knob forever. Yeah, no, it agreed, Yeah, do
Speaker 1: you get less. Do you like dry up when like
Speaker 1: when girls do drugs or drink a lot, do they
Speaker 1: like cocaine for example? Does that dry you up? No,
Speaker 1: I've had pretty good success in that category. I feel
Speaker 1: like sometimes you get I get cotton pussy when I
Speaker 1: smoke weed, But it doesn't happen all the time. And yeah,
Speaker 1: sometimes like and it can be like if it's still
Speaker 1: really hot and like I'll work around it. But like
Speaker 1: if it's like borderline hot, that cotton pussy is going
Speaker 1: to set in. Hey when that cotton policy says, then
Speaker 1: you just like put your fingers in your mouth and
Speaker 1: you just like look over there, dude, and then you oh,
Speaker 1: I don't look over there, just do what I'm from.
Speaker 1: Oh if well, that point like, once I'm turned off,
Speaker 1: I'm like, get out of get out of here, get
Speaker 1: out of here being my vagina or my apartment. Let's
Speaker 1: just go get out of this pussy. Like yeah, like,
Speaker 1: once I decide I'm done, Like I'm not going to
Speaker 1: fake wetness because that's how long is that really gonna last?
Speaker 1: It's gonna last for the duration of a fox. Well,
Speaker 1: sometimes I've been dry and I'm confused because I am
Speaker 1: turned on, you know, and that's when I do that,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the funk? Not even any no drugs
Speaker 1: involved or anything. I'm just like, what the well? Then
Speaker 1: I started questioning old and I ever going to have kids? No,
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, two different styles? No I. I then I
Speaker 1: start questioning like is it like, is like my mind
Speaker 1: attracted to this person but my body not attracted to
Speaker 1: this person? And then I then I'm like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is gonna be a fucking dilemma. It's easier to think
Speaker 1: that one I'm gonna start thinking that my whole Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm drying up. I'm an old parson vagina
Speaker 1: saying it's less. That's not that's not. Oh, I'm just
Speaker 1: a ediately disappointed that. I'm like the first thing, I'm
Speaker 1: just like, how do I end this immediate? Right? Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm As I get older, the tolerance for like the
Speaker 1: amount of time between wanting to and something and actually
Speaker 1: ending something is way quicker. No, I'm done. I'm just like, No.
Speaker 1: I was like, if I don't want to, it's kind
Speaker 1: of ripe, so get out of here. But that's I
Speaker 1: was hoping. That's my Like, I mean, that's my that's
Speaker 1: how I feel. I'm just like, if I don't want
Speaker 1: to have sex with you, I don't, we're done. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. I feel that there's no reason I sex
Speaker 1: with someone like, sorry, you just got bou balls. You're
Speaker 1: welcome to jack off of my apartment before you go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no real that's very sweet of you, Like, there's
Speaker 1: no you don't need to be polite when it comes
Speaker 1: to your vagina. I'm not like, I'm just like, do
Speaker 1: you have any sexual fantasies that you've like you're dying
Speaker 1: to do one day? Um? And can't we do them together? Yes?
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like I've been pretty lucky
Speaker 1: to get partners who have like explored with me, So
Speaker 1: there's nothing like yet untapped. I think, Yeah, what's like
Speaker 1: the kinkiest couple of the kinkiest stuff things you've done
Speaker 1: with with pultners? Um, let's see. You know there's sex
Speaker 1: in public? Right where do you do it? I mean,
Speaker 1: but it's always like minor acts. It's never like full
Speaker 1: on fucking. I've never done full on fucking in public.
Speaker 1: I don't think I want to do that, but like,
Speaker 1: you know, just like we're at dinner and your fingering thing,
Speaker 1: you know, or something like that um or you know,
Speaker 1: and I'm not wearing underwear. Oh. I've done like things
Speaker 1: like where I'm like, okay, I'm gonna like get some
Speaker 1: guy to hit on me, and then you have to
Speaker 1: fucking interrupt them. But that's like an unspoken fantasy. But
Speaker 1: they always do it anyway, so you don't let them
Speaker 1: in on it, but you're setting them up. But then
Speaker 1: you know, you know, you know which kind of guys
Speaker 1: that's gonna work with, and then you are into that. Also.
Speaker 1: That's another way that I try and see if the
Speaker 1: crush has any interest that I like asked, Like, I
Speaker 1: try to get somebody to hit on me in front
Speaker 1: of them, and then they're like I don't care. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, no, I like, I'm stuck with this dude.
Speaker 1: I don't like you know, it's the only victim is
Speaker 1: the other guy, right, you know what? I even I'll
Speaker 1: find your own sex fantasy. Dude. Sorry you Sorry, you
Speaker 1: played an extra end mine. I always wanted to. I
Speaker 1: want to act out. I'm gonna go we're gonna meet
Speaker 1: at this bar and then you're gonna come up to
Speaker 1: me like I'm a stranger and then I'd be like no,
Speaker 1: and then we're gonna go home and book something like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I haven't thought it. I think it's
Speaker 1: steven to do this for you, maybe to make this
Speaker 1: happen like this is this is some basic girls ship.
Speaker 1: I know it's very but it is bait. I feel
Speaker 1: basically final draft, print up, a script email, just got it.
Speaker 1: That's the wildest one you want? No, No, actually it's
Speaker 1: not like the wildest one is a gang bang, but
Speaker 1: it would. I would need to like trust and know
Speaker 1: and be attracted to all, Like I would say, honestly,
Speaker 1: like three dudes would be great. That's a gang. Sure,
Speaker 1: more than two is a gang. Ye, two is not
Speaker 1: really a gang. Two's a three way. But more than
Speaker 1: she's a gang. And if I knew all of them
Speaker 1: and trusted them and knew they were tested, Oh, that
Speaker 1: would be so much fun. You've had too man hands
Speaker 1: on you? No, I haven't, is fine, I don't. I
Speaker 1: think I'm finally getting in the place of enjoying sex
Speaker 1: enough that that would be interesting to me for the
Speaker 1: longest time. Like I can only handle one of you,
Speaker 1: like I did so many threesomes before I was like
Speaker 1: really having sex because I liked having a girl. They're
Speaker 1: just kind of like making sure everything was going okay. Totally.
Speaker 1: I don't really understand that. Yeah, like I was just like, well,
Speaker 1: my friends here and she's having fun. So like I
Speaker 1: was just such a late bloomer. Yeah, that's not that late.
Speaker 1: What do you think why? Why do you think that was?
Speaker 1: It was because you just grew up with a dad
Speaker 1: or I mean I had him. You know, I lived
Speaker 1: with my mom and dad until I was fourteen, and
Speaker 1: so there was no love in the house. So there
Speaker 1: was definitely none of that perfect you know, like example,
Speaker 1: but of course I saw like romantic movies and like
Speaker 1: I had the same you know, how different could my
Speaker 1: upbring really have been? Um? Are you asking up? I
Speaker 1: don't I actually I don't have a torkal No, you know,
Speaker 1: I was like, I grew up in the suburbs. Lots
Speaker 1: of people come from broken homes. I don't think that's
Speaker 1: the reason it took me so long become sexual. It's
Speaker 1: just you uniquely you. Yeah, it's just a late I
Speaker 1: was just very awkward and like chubby and like just
Speaker 1: didn't like I just in my head very like intellectualizing everything,
Speaker 1: and it took me a long time to get to
Speaker 1: that sexual Let that intellectualism go and sucks some zick.
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