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Speaker 1: need today. Yeah. Yeah, I just gotta say one thing
Speaker 1: real quick. Yes, cute to motherfucking music. Hi, Casey, I
Speaker 1: know you're hear my theme song. Oh you ever heard
Speaker 1: it at all? No? If you put on the headphones,
Speaker 1: I can play it for you. I think, hold on
Speaker 1: one second, one second. Let me just make sure, make sure,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on audio assets segments, Casey local, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's see here. Sure, open it up. Oh if it
Speaker 1: takes you this long, Dan, I'll no wonder coming with
Speaker 1: the fire? Jeez, maybe I won't play it, Casey, come
Speaker 1: down here, and that's what it is. Fire, that's a hit.
Speaker 1: That's a bob. That's that should be your ring tone?
Speaker 1: Are you making that a ring tone? Yes? Is it
Speaker 1: available yet or no? It is not available yet, but
Speaker 1: we're hoping early next week. Okay, there you go. Everybody.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have that ring tone, Casey, that needs to
Speaker 1: be your ring tone. Yes, it will be. Um. I
Speaker 1: have to tell you guys, and then I'll let y'all start.
Speaker 1: But I just bawled my eyes out watching this damn episode. Obba. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they need to play that like right now on I know, well,
Speaker 1: you know, interestingly enough when when all I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: say this, but um but since you're here, i'll say it.
Speaker 1: When all of COVID started, this ending was sort of
Speaker 1: the this explanation of how a virus spreads was sort
Speaker 1: of going around the internet, and it's such a beautiful
Speaker 1: uh well, in this case, it's a beautiful articulation of
Speaker 1: how things spread. And then of course they play cold place,
Speaker 1: fix you. Then you're done. Yeah, no, it's true because
Speaker 1: it's like, it's not saying anyone's an asshole. It's just
Speaker 1: it's that easy to just hurt someone without even knowing
Speaker 1: you know, it's right, and and and and just like
Speaker 1: what's happened, I'm sure with COVID, so many times someone
Speaker 1: doesn't know that they have anything dangerous, they don't feel
Speaker 1: any symptoms, and then they unknowingly pass it on to
Speaker 1: somebody else who is perhaps an old woman who could
Speaker 1: die from it, and that person never knows. They go, oh,
Speaker 1: I wasn't sick. They don't know that they were a
Speaker 1: carrier that gave it to an elderly person that died. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well it's worse than that now. Man, So sad, this
Speaker 1: delta version. I mean, I don't want to make I
Speaker 1: don't want to make this episode about COVID. I mean,
Speaker 1: well we can talk about it a little bit, because
Speaker 1: that's what comes up. You know, this, this this green
Speaker 1: thing that that flies around the hospital is really the
Speaker 1: perfect example of how COVID spreads. Yeah, and now and
Speaker 1: now the delta version, it's you know, it's in kids now,
Speaker 1: and kids are getting sick and that's really scary being
Speaker 1: a father of two young children. Well that well, if
Speaker 1: you have people in your life, listener, who who are sorry?
Speaker 1: Are you talking to me? Or her to her? Okay,
Speaker 1: if you have people in your life, listener, dear listener
Speaker 1: that are are I don't know, not believing the science
Speaker 1: of it all, show them this episode because it I
Speaker 1: think it does, in a very creative way, show how
Speaker 1: a virus is so easily transmitted. How are you? I'm great.
Speaker 1: I just want to say one last thing. It has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with She left her sunglasses. She'll be back.
Speaker 1: Maybe I should go and get her. Hold on Cassie
Speaker 1: down here. Don't no nothing male raising these fools, So
Speaker 1: tell me what to do. I don't know. Oh Jesus,
Speaker 1: we don't need to hear you screaming. Yeah. I also
Speaker 1: need to ask him about the room that he's recording in,
Speaker 1: because that room is echoe. Well, we lost the magic
Speaker 1: of Donald in his closet, we did. Unfortunately it sounds
Speaker 1: sounding so so good, so dead. A last, let's give
Speaker 1: him his notes. Daniel wants to talk to you about
Speaker 1: how shitty your new room sounds. Go ahead, Daniel, Okay,
Speaker 1: Well it's just a little bit more echoe in there,
Speaker 1: um is it is there potentially like a different corner
Speaker 1: of the room you could use or um, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean not this episode, but yeah, for sure, of course,
Speaker 1: of course I'll get Yeah, I'll get one of those things.
Speaker 1: I'll get one of those things. I think I have
Speaker 1: one too, a sound panel with some foam nipples on it,
Speaker 1: yea to surround him mic. That could work the you know,
Speaker 1: optimally this is not you know, preferable, of course, but
Speaker 1: it's like getting the corners of the actual room itself,
Speaker 1: because it's like, yes, that will deaden it right around
Speaker 1: the mic, but your voice is still echoing off the
Speaker 1: you know, the walls of the room. Um. But you know,
Speaker 1: then again, I'll see how much I can fix with
Speaker 1: just effects. Maybe it's not gonna matter at all. And
Speaker 1: when I get to editing episode four eleven or five eleven,
Speaker 1: then we'll, you know, we'll see what we we really need
Speaker 1: to do. Anyway, just want to put that out there. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: you're very echoy. It sounds like when we have Johnny
Speaker 1: c and he won't move from his dining room table,
Speaker 1: and he sounds very echoy. But even with this microphone,
Speaker 1: it's like that. Yes, I mean on our function of
Speaker 1: the microphone, Donald, it's a function of the sound waves
Speaker 1: bouncing off the corners. Shut the fuck up. Let's go five, six, seven,
Speaker 1: eight about show nurses. Yeah, that was a whacky beginning
Speaker 1: of it. We're gonna keep all that, Yeah, keep it
Speaker 1: all all keep Donald even screaming at the top of
Speaker 1: his lungs for casey, My Cabbage, My cabbage. Very wacky, whacky,
Speaker 1: whacky episode, whacky episode, and very predictable episode. Maybe because
Speaker 1: I remember it predicted at all. I remembered this, Maybe
Speaker 1: because I remembered the episode so well. But when you said,
Speaker 1: you know, I have an intern that keeps fucking up,
Speaker 1: I knew right then and Air it's cabbage. You know
Speaker 1: that was clear when you were saying I have interns
Speaker 1: that are doing all these things. I knew it was
Speaker 1: just one person. Um well, I remembered the green thing
Speaker 1: solely because it went you know, viral no no pun
Speaker 1: intended on the internet when covid started, because people thought,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is a really good representation of
Speaker 1: showing that. So I remember seeing that I forgot that
Speaker 1: cabbage on his way out takes out missus will Yeah,
Speaker 1: fucker cabbage. Cabbage takes out a bunch of people. Actually,
Speaker 1: but we don't even know cabbage. That's what so fucked up.
Speaker 1: His cabbage doesn't know that he I forgot. When Missus
Speaker 1: Wilke dies, I think she does, but he's yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so he doesn't know that he did it. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: Keith climbs into bed with me, and um, he gives
Speaker 1: me a kiss because he's intoxicated and he thinks he's
Speaker 1: climbing into me with Elliott and I thought you were
Speaker 1: going to push him off. Well, all I say is tender. Yeah, tender,
Speaker 1: What a weird thing to say. Like he might haven't
Speaker 1: had a dating app that's Tinder, you might. You might say,
Speaker 1: if someone culled you different, is that different? It's a
Speaker 1: different way it's tender and Tinder different. Yeah, Tinder is
Speaker 1: spelled t I n d R Okay, like tinder for
Speaker 1: a fire. And he's said tender like a chicken tender
Speaker 1: or being tenderly. Sh I thought tender was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you thought a dating app was tender. I thought it
Speaker 1: was like a sexual way of saying find your chicken. No,
Speaker 1: he's saying that because it's a dating app, like you're
Speaker 1: gonna be tender with your lover, like tender tender moments.
Speaker 1: It's more like tinder fuck buddies. That's right, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: I get that now, right. Isn't tender the most of
Speaker 1: all the apps? Daniel, I'm asking you because you're in
Speaker 1: the know. Um, isn't tender the most? Like hook up
Speaker 1: E one for straights for the straits for the Yes,
Speaker 1: that shit made me laugh so hard on Ted Lasso?
Speaker 1: Oh like Grinder And everybody's like, yeah, yeah, just like Grinder.
Speaker 1: That shit's funny, you guys. Yes, I don't know. Bill.
Speaker 1: I told Bill that you've that you came clean, um,
Speaker 1: and then you you've been lying the whole time about
Speaker 1: watching Ted Lasso. What did he say? He thought it
Speaker 1: was very funny? I said, that tunneled came clean, and
Speaker 1: then now he thinks it's the greatest shoe ever made.
Speaker 1: And he said, oh, I got to come on and
Speaker 1: uh and talk about that and make fun of him.
Speaker 1: Can't wait anytime. Yeah, man's on fire Man so proud
Speaker 1: of him. He's killing it. Yeah, okay, So then I
Speaker 1: see you and I say, he's a decent In my defense,
Speaker 1: Keith's a decent kisser. Right. So when I when I
Speaker 1: it's I guess when I woke up, I left out
Speaker 1: a pleasure moan, right. I mean it's a little bit
Speaker 1: it's a little bit unclear, but it sounds like when
Speaker 1: I want it wasn't just a cuddle. It sounds like
Speaker 1: I woke up and we made out a little and
Speaker 1: then I let out a pleasure moan. And and then
Speaker 1: I say something like you say something like, whoa, don't
Speaker 1: you have any college things where you almost hooked up
Speaker 1: with a guy or were you drunkenly hooked up with
Speaker 1: the guy. And then we look at each other, yes,
Speaker 1: and we realize we can't hang out for about Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is just a stupid story point to have you
Speaker 1: hang out with Elliott and not me, I guess, But
Speaker 1: we learned that we must have made out in college
Speaker 1: and drunk, drunk out of our minds. We totally hooked up, shocking.
Speaker 1: We had a sword fight. Have you ever had a
Speaker 1: drunken sword fight with a man? No, I've never had
Speaker 1: a drunken sword fight with a man. Sober, sober sword
Speaker 1: fight story. Have you cross streams? Have you crossed streams? Well? Yeah,
Speaker 1: when your kids, you always cross streams, don't you. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: we're all standing at the urinals. I've been there, I've been.
Speaker 1: I used to try and freaking make it. I was like,
Speaker 1: let's make it sort. When it connects, it looks like one.
Speaker 1: Let's make our ropey streams one. Well, I don't know
Speaker 1: about rope. Have you found that your stream isn't as
Speaker 1: strong as it once was? Oh no, it's nowhere near
Speaker 1: Like when I was in my twenties or early in
Speaker 1: my teens, that ship was like fucking I know, I
Speaker 1: miss a thick stream. I listen to my kid go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. That dude sounds like I know, it
Speaker 1: sounds like a thunderous, Like it's raining and thunder and
Speaker 1: lightning is outside. This is like and we're only forty
Speaker 1: six and forty seven. What the fuck my ship comes
Speaker 1: out and it's like droop, triple drop, triple dripple dripple drop,
Speaker 1: especially in the morning when you wake up, Daniel, why
Speaker 1: are you making that face? You're headed to this. So
Speaker 1: if you haven't happened to you yet, just wait. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm certainly ready for it. I'm just saying, if it's
Speaker 1: really dribble drop, you should probably talk to you know,
Speaker 1: But that's what happens to seniors. But we're definitely definitely
Speaker 1: at HASHTAGT six. You don't have a thick ropey stream.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's like ropes. Yeah. All right, so
Speaker 1: Cabbage is really a fucking mess as a doctor, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: Well he's not only a mess as a doctor. He's
Speaker 1: like he's I wouldn't say he's aloof because a loof
Speaker 1: you kind of have a you have some would have
Speaker 1: a knowledge that you're that you're fucking up. This dude
Speaker 1: is oblivious completely to the fact though I did laugh
Speaker 1: when he when he fucks up the IVY and I
Speaker 1: got some one you look out a no, no, that's
Speaker 1: some of of the fun that you can have, right,
Speaker 1: but no, but look and the fact that Jad's covering
Speaker 1: for this dude because he kind of reminds him of himself,
Speaker 1: and you know, it's it's a very dangerous game that
Speaker 1: he's playing because he does he doesn't like Keith because
Speaker 1: Keith's banging Elliott. Like we're not really clear on why
Speaker 1: he doesn't like Keith. Keith obviously because Keith's um. You know,
Speaker 1: he's jealous that he's with Elliott, even though he wouldn't
Speaker 1: say that. Keith's very handsome. He looks like a ken doll.
Speaker 1: He's ripped, he's got abs and dynamite, ariolas and um.
Speaker 1: We also learn from Cox that he's the best intern
Speaker 1: that the hospital has. So for all these reasons, JD
Speaker 1: is green with envy and uh and and wants to
Speaker 1: wants to take him down right when real this dude
Speaker 1: is probably going to be his I don't know if
Speaker 1: Keith ever becomes an ally an ally or just JD
Speaker 1: hate him throughout their whole, this whole relationship. We'll have
Speaker 1: to watch the rest of the show. And now I'm
Speaker 1: wondering how they break up because I knew they I
Speaker 1: know they get serious at some point too. Well. Travis
Speaker 1: did a good job. Travis did you know how you know,
Speaker 1: you know how you know you're doing a good job
Speaker 1: to keep giving you more and more episodes. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: really come a long way in like the three four
Speaker 1: episodes that he's been in so far, he's already starting
Speaker 1: to fit in pretty well, you can and yeah, and
Speaker 1: you can also see that the actor himself gained confidence
Speaker 1: and which, yeah, of course that would happen. You know.
Speaker 1: You you come into this cast that's been doing this
Speaker 1: for four and a half years and you're asked to
Speaker 1: just you know, get up to speed and join them,
Speaker 1: and it's it's intimidating, and I think Travis did a
Speaker 1: really good job. Yes he did. Um missus Wilke is
Speaker 1: finally going home and Judy gets her a giant card.
Speaker 1: I give a courtesy laugh, but I'm way more excited
Speaker 1: to present my present, which is a DVD of famous
Speaker 1: centers because she likes basketball. And you even got it signed,
Speaker 1: got it signed by Kareem Abdul Jabbar. And everything's going
Speaker 1: great until Keith comes in and his father plays flag
Speaker 1: football with the actual Kareem Abdul Jabbar. I guess so
Speaker 1: that which is hilarious, which is hilarious in itself. Karema
Speaker 1: Abdul Jabbar playing flag football? First? How long are the
Speaker 1: flags too? Who's he playing with? Because how is anybody
Speaker 1: going to even be able to reach up and grab
Speaker 1: said flags? I don't know, but I love the Kareem
Speaker 1: Abdul Jabbar likes to act because, as we know, he
Speaker 1: was in the airplane films. Yes, he was just on
Speaker 1: Dave the TV show. I don't know, so did you?
Speaker 1: By the way, you see the most recent Dave. It's
Speaker 1: really bizarre and good where he goes to work with
Speaker 1: the famous Yeah, great episode. I love that, really good episode.
Speaker 1: You're not watching it again? Huh? I have yet to
Speaker 1: watch Dave. I can't listen. Have you learned any lesson
Speaker 1: from us begging you to watch so and now you
Speaker 1: love it? Is there any lesson that you could learn
Speaker 1: that maybe you'd try Dave? I mean, it's about rap,
Speaker 1: it's about rap. That mean that doesn't mean much to me.
Speaker 1: It's not Wu tang, it's Wu tang on it no
Speaker 1: woo tanks forever. Remember that Dave is temporary. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: guess tang. Let me guess the pads are still not labeled.
Speaker 1: Let me guess what you're trying to get into no
Speaker 1: Wu Tang forever, Woo Tang forever until little Dickie has
Speaker 1: Wou Tang on the show. I'm not interested. Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. I don't doubt bullshit. I
Speaker 1: just haven't think. I just I just thought you may
Speaker 1: have learned a lesson when you got when you had
Speaker 1: this epiphany you went. You guys begged me for so long,
Speaker 1: and I loved Ted Lasso. You know what I did
Speaker 1: start watching was Doogie Howser. Why because why not? That
Speaker 1: shit holds up? Man? That shit is a freaking that shit.
Speaker 1: Of all the things on television, I don't understand why,
Speaker 1: of all things, you chose Dougie hows Or no offense
Speaker 1: to Dogie Dodd Dude, that ship is fire. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: literally it really does hold up. What doesn't hold up
Speaker 1: is the little uh typing at the end. Yeah, when
Speaker 1: he writes in his journal. Yeah, it's it's good in
Speaker 1: the beginning, like in the first season and the second
Speaker 1: season by the end of it not so much. But
Speaker 1: why you decided to binge Dougie Howser, I just don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you tried any adult programs. Doogie
Speaker 1: houses not for adults. I think Dougie Howser is meant
Speaker 1: to inspire teens. I like. I don't know then what
Speaker 1: you like. You like what I like? What I like?
Speaker 1: I think you might like Dave because it has a
Speaker 1: lot of things you like. You said that about Atlanta
Speaker 1: I didn't like. I didn't like Atlanta. Okay, you don't
Speaker 1: like a little well, look, Joel almost fell off her chair.
Speaker 1: Look at it. I don't go fuck how everybody feels
Speaker 1: about that shit. I like what I like. It's just
Speaker 1: that simple, allowed Joe, you need a fan. Joel is
Speaker 1: like a woman who needs to be fans right now,
Speaker 1: I feel like I didn't need any fan a little
Speaker 1: bit because it's maybe one of the most ingenious original shows.
Speaker 1: Degree I didn't. I didn't hate Atlanta. I just didn't
Speaker 1: have time for it. You know that's how it goes.
Speaker 1: Let's move onward. Okay, Okay, listen, doogie howser all day
Speaker 1: every day, just like Wu Tang forever. Baby, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: need doogie howser all day every day on the soundboard.
Speaker 1: We could. I'm sure we could get Neil Patrick Harris
Speaker 1: to come on and talk. I would love to have
Speaker 1: Neil Patrick Harris on the show to talk about I
Speaker 1: told him to his face. I told him to his face.
Speaker 1: I was like, listen, man, you don't know doogie howser.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I fucking wrote for real.
Speaker 1: I was righte and die doogie howser fan man Like, okay,
Speaker 1: well everything. He went on to his representatives and see
Speaker 1: if he'll come on. He's busy. That dude works, he
Speaker 1: does so much. But if he does, I'll be married.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of things, but this is a very
Speaker 1: popular po podcast. Donald, we can get anyone you what
Speaker 1: do you want the rock? Tom Cruise, We can get anybody.
Speaker 1: You could get the rock. We can be sure we
Speaker 1: could get the rock. Yes, Joelle, don't make that face.
Speaker 1: I could get the rock. I know the rock. You know.
Speaker 1: I would love to have the face was could the
Speaker 1: rock and I'd be on the same zoom call. That
Speaker 1: was blowing my mind a little bit. Yeah, that automatically
Speaker 1: makes me want to smile like my kids, like just
Speaker 1: the rock on the same zoom call as me and
Speaker 1: me be I just it's just okay, get the rock.
Speaker 1: If you could get the rock, if you could get
Speaker 1: this would be The Rock has nothing to do with
Speaker 1: Scrubs at least you've brought on. You brought up Neil
Speaker 1: Patrick Carris as a show you loved and are binging
Speaker 1: now for some reason, I could get him. But if
Speaker 1: you can get The Rock and Kevin Hart, that would
Speaker 1: make my life. If you like to do the impossible,
Speaker 1: I like to do the impossible. Or if you could
Speaker 1: get Snoop Dog that would be the best day of them. Now.
Speaker 1: I don't think Snoop Dogs right, I would smoke weed
Speaker 1: with Snoop Dog and you all. That would be the
Speaker 1: I don't know if the I don't know if the
Speaker 1: listeners really want to listen to you baked talking to
Speaker 1: Snoop Dogg. But maybe they don't they do. How could
Speaker 1: you not want to listen to me baked with Snoop
Speaker 1: Dog all right? For chizzel? So then, um, it turns
Speaker 1: out that Keith Kareem i'mszl Jabar says that that's not
Speaker 1: my signature on the DVD. Apparently JD has forged his signature.
Speaker 1: He's giving this will a DVD present and he's he's
Speaker 1: chosen to forge Kareem I'm Duel Jabbar's signature. Yes, and uh,
Speaker 1: and then I pretend that he's mentally disturbed, and I
Speaker 1: say back to the psych ward mister Rosenberg, is that
Speaker 1: what that joke was? You didn't understand it. I didn't
Speaker 1: get it because he said, I think everybody knew that
Speaker 1: that was Kareem abdul Jabbar. So I don't know. That's
Speaker 1: why JD's pretending that he's a mentally ill man who's
Speaker 1: pretending to be Kareem. I'm Duel Jabbar. So I say
Speaker 1: back to the psych ward mister Rosenberg, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: you're just getting that. Gosh. I just didn't see the
Speaker 1: connection because it's clear that it's Kareem abdul Jabbar. And
Speaker 1: I know that's what's so stupid about the joke. That's
Speaker 1: what's so stupid about JD Man j D. Does JD
Speaker 1: not realize that it's Kareem abdul Jabar. J D feels
Speaker 1: that he can he can sway the room. Yes, he
Speaker 1: can say the room. He can he can plant a
Speaker 1: seed of doubt in Miss Wild's mind. Why do we
Speaker 1: Miss Wolke is not nearly is impressed, and she should
Speaker 1: have been that Kareem abdul Jabar walked into it. He
Speaker 1: seemed pretty impressed. He was real happy, I know, but
Speaker 1: I mean then the subject got changed and we're all
Speaker 1: just talking to Kareem. No one's flipping out. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's such a cool dude too, man like after scrub
Speaker 1: I met him once before Scrubs and he was nice.
Speaker 1: But after Scrubs, every time I see him, he always
Speaker 1: says high And if you know Kareem, he doesn't always
Speaker 1: do that, you know what I mean, Like, hell, there
Speaker 1: are a lot of people that have asked Kareem for
Speaker 1: autographs and stuff, and he doesn't do that. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'd rather shake your hand because that feels more personable,
Speaker 1: Like that's more, that's more of a connection, right, And uh,
Speaker 1: every time I see him, I'll be like, hey, Kareem,
Speaker 1: and he'll stop and go, hey man, how's it going,
Speaker 1: And then he'll turn around and keep going. But and
Speaker 1: keep walking. That's a that's a luxury. Not a lot
Speaker 1: of people get that, and I'm very happy to say
Speaker 1: I get that. And I hope you've reached hello. How
Speaker 1: are you status? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, with the with the
Speaker 1: great I know you're not going to watch the show.
Speaker 1: But he also get a very funny cameo bizarre bizarre
Speaker 1: guest appearance on Dave. But apparently the man, I mean, clearly,
Speaker 1: the man likes to act because he's he's on a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff. He's a fabulous writer. He's a wonderful writer, right,
Speaker 1: and he's a wonderful, wonderful activist too, like an amazing activist.
Speaker 1: Mick Head is out of prison and handing out orange jumpsuits, yes,
Speaker 1: which makes it so that you know, we're in California.
Speaker 1: California is can't be the only place with orange jumpsuits
Speaker 1: in New York. It's like stripes with freaking the jail,
Speaker 1: but orange jumpsuit is sort of like a trope of
Speaker 1: a prison guard. But I think I don't know, you
Speaker 1: know what, I don't know, but I believe that's the color.
Speaker 1: You're Well's gonna look it up for you. But I
Speaker 1: feel like there's a lot of that's just you know,
Speaker 1: when people say they want someone to go to jail,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, I can't wait to see that guy
Speaker 1: in orange jumpsuit. Okay, I truly believe I could be wrong,
Speaker 1: but I do believe that it is You're Well is
Speaker 1: researching where orange jumpsuits come from. Yeah, Arizona Department of
Speaker 1: Corrections has it, and also in Australia. That's it. Arizona,
Speaker 1: California and Australia are the only places where they have
Speaker 1: orange jumps Why are you so sure about that? According
Speaker 1: to Wikipedia, in the United States, to make a skate
Speaker 1: more difficult, prison uniforms in the United States often consists
Speaker 1: of a distinctive orange jumpsuit, and then they have different
Speaker 1: colors for different levels of Uh. I never I never
Speaker 1: put two and two together. That was to prevent escape.
Speaker 1: That's that's part of it, and that's why they The
Speaker 1: other one is striped so you stand out. I bought
Speaker 1: I bought an orange sweatsuit. I immediately decided I wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna wear it anymore because people were looking at me
Speaker 1: a little funny. I think you escaped like I escaped
Speaker 1: from the jail, from the prison system. Okay, Now, this
Speaker 1: crow thing is so fucking stupid. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: even understand. Far be it from me to criticize the
Speaker 1: master Bill, but this was the funniest part of the
Speaker 1: episode to me. You didn't like it. The crow then
Speaker 1: fucking through the pin at cocks and dropped and then
Speaker 1: cox those the bed, pant at your face. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: crow comes into the wrong room. The crow comes into
Speaker 1: the wrong room, and he turned from he said, I
Speaker 1: said one thirty six, and then he looks at the
Speaker 1: sign and it's one thirty six and he stands. Corrected.
Speaker 1: You didn't laugh at this ship, dude, I'm always stone
Speaker 1: when I watched this show. This is one of the
Speaker 1: best shows to watch. The Okay, but I thought you
Speaker 1: said you were on a weed break, so I was like,
Speaker 1: I am on a weed break. I don't smoke it
Speaker 1: when we do the podcast anymore. Oh okay. You told
Speaker 1: me that you liked it better when I didn't smoke
Speaker 1: on the podcast, because I do. I do, yes, right,
Speaker 1: So I decided before the podcast, I'm not going to smoke. Smoke. Okay,
Speaker 1: good now, I said, I I'm just conflating my watching
Speaker 1: viewing experience with yours because I usually watch right before
Speaker 1: we I do not. I okay, all right, yeah, now, yes,
Speaker 1: this is very stern or friendly. The crow and I
Speaker 1: was not partaking. I'm not surprised that you found it
Speaker 1: hilarious that shit was fucking the janitor the trains. The
Speaker 1: crow was already trained because he said, let's see what
Speaker 1: else you can do. The crow made tiny furniture freeze.
Speaker 1: The crow lives in an old Christmas wreath. Yes, and
Speaker 1: the crow, amongst many things, understands English, understands commands. I
Speaker 1: also understand the art of mine, free me, the art
Speaker 1: of mine. The fucking crow pretended to be dead at
Speaker 1: the end of the I wouldn't have said the art
Speaker 1: of the crow. The crow knows how to prodicta. The
Speaker 1: crow knows how to play possum. And it got like
Speaker 1: flicked in the head by Kelso and even getting plucked,
Speaker 1: and even gets plucked and freaking stays still. I wish
Speaker 1: the chrome made more episode appearances. Oh my god, why
Speaker 1: does the crow? Why does the janitor speak Spanish to
Speaker 1: the crow? Because he named the crow Sanchez? How do
Speaker 1: we not Sanchez Sanchez, just like raccoon, cent Chez, raccoon,
Speaker 1: raccoon and Sentez. Dear listener, I hope that if you
Speaker 1: need to say the word raccoon, you say it raccoon,
Speaker 1: right that shit have me roll? And I wish sin
Speaker 1: Chez would make more episode appearances. Well, here you go, guys,
Speaker 1: this is the difference between two different viewing experiences. But Sanchez,
Speaker 1: how about when Todd comes in. Funniest part of the
Speaker 1: episode by far is Todd coming in with the green
Speaker 1: infection um tint on his anus and his mouth and
Speaker 1: this and this and his crotch area. I didn't see
Speaker 1: it on his crotch. I saw him his butt cheeps
Speaker 1: and his mouth. So and then he says, he says
Speaker 1: he loves Chinatown. Now that this is where I have issues.
Speaker 1: Was this his first time ever going to Chinatown? Well,
Speaker 1: what I inferred was that he went to Chinatown and
Speaker 1: went to a brothel and partook with both men and
Speaker 1: women for the first time. Yes, because he's he said,
Speaker 1: he acts like he's never been to Chinatown. Chinatown is awesome.
Speaker 1: That's pretty much. And I guess, I guess it could
Speaker 1: have only been a woman, but there was clearly ass
Speaker 1: play so ay and made me. It made me think
Speaker 1: that there was also some male. We know that Todd
Speaker 1: is is fluid, so I assumed in my mind that
Speaker 1: the Todd went to a brothel that had both um
Speaker 1: Asian men and women and he hung out with them both. Yes,
Speaker 1: and yes, all right, So I won't let Keith, because
Speaker 1: I'm such a prick, go to his grandmother's funeral. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I say, Keith, Keith, I realize you'd like to go
Speaker 1: to your grandmother's funeral on Saturday. Heck, we all would.
Speaker 1: But you can't just take a day off whenever you
Speaker 1: feel like it. And then we learned that Cabbage is
Speaker 1: allowed to go to what the zoo? No see No
Speaker 1: to see King Kong? Yeah, something like that. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: he's an ape enthusiast. Yes, because well he's an ape enthusiast.
Speaker 1: And then Cabbage does a very funny guerrilla impression. By
Speaker 1: the way, this episode was directed by John Itedwood, our
Speaker 1: cinematographer for All eight In eight years. Yeah, um, I
Speaker 1: have a question to ask you. Is it John's first
Speaker 1: episode directing? Probably not, you look that up for me.
Speaker 1: I imagine he was directing, but he got to direct before.
Speaker 1: But there's some cool trick shots, you know, with the
Speaker 1: bed pan and and the crow that John came up with. Obviously,
Speaker 1: King he did a really good job on this. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just want to ask you one question. You I
Speaker 1: need you to be honest with me. Go ahead. When
Speaker 1: Cox mentioned doctor Acula, did you get excited? Yes? Me, yeah,
Speaker 1: so excited, got so excited and it doesn't go anywhere.
Speaker 1: I don't know why Bill decided to have Why in
Speaker 1: what a world would Cox read the Doctor Acula screenplay?
Speaker 1: I have no idea, but the fact that he doesn't
Speaker 1: think it's no. And then I asked him if he
Speaker 1: liked I asked him if he liked the Transylvania dream sequence.
Speaker 1: He didn't want to talk about it. No, he was
Speaker 1: out of compliments after that. Yeah, that was it. But
Speaker 1: I imagine he did. I think he wonder why. I
Speaker 1: really wonder why Cox took the time to read Doctor Acula.
Speaker 1: He read the whole screenplay. Yeah, but he but that
Speaker 1: was all he was gonna give JD. He was not
Speaker 1: going to comment on the Transylvania dreams. All right, speaking
Speaker 1: of dream sequence, this this is arguably the best in
Speaker 1: the world, last, the best, and the weirdest. I laughed
Speaker 1: so hard at the fact that these two are bathing
Speaker 1: a pumpkin. All Right, Wait, we gotta go slowly. This
Speaker 1: is John's fourth episode. Sorry, he did My Lucky Night,
Speaker 1: her Story and my boss's free haircut. That shows you
Speaker 1: how I'm no Trevor WICKI everybody, this is John's fourth episode.
Speaker 1: We're going to talk about probably the weirdest fantasy in
Speaker 1: Scrub's history. Maybe up there top ten me come right
Speaker 1: back after this break and we're bad, bad from bad break.
Speaker 1: Welcome ever, Welcome back break, doctors, real friends, welcomes you
Speaker 1: back from that break. Did you like um? Did I
Speaker 1: send you me singing um? Lame is with my friend Preston?
Speaker 1: I really did enjoy that. Preston, Well, it's clear who's
Speaker 1: the Broadway performer and who Why do you gotta Why
Speaker 1: do you gonna fucking turn this into a diss of me?
Speaker 1: It's not a disc it's just a Preston is really
Speaker 1: fucking good. Yeah, but he's playing fucking javert on the
Speaker 1: national tour. I can't sing like that, but I thought
Speaker 1: I held my decent owned community theater self. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: say community, I would say more high school. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm pissed. You know what, Joel and Daniel, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: send you this video, my buddy. It's it's really good,
Speaker 1: It really it's good. And here's it. No, here's the
Speaker 1: honest and goodness thing. Zach sings on it. And when
Speaker 1: he sings, I was like, very good, Zach. But then
Speaker 1: he made the mistake of sending his buddy singing on
Speaker 1: it too, and then it was like, oh no, here's
Speaker 1: what happened, my buddy. The difference, My buddy Preston is
Speaker 1: staying with me. Okay. He is an amazing Broadway singer
Speaker 1: and piano player and tap dancer, and he can do anything.
Speaker 1: He's a he's like a straight up like a straight
Speaker 1: up performer. There's nothing you can do. When he walks
Speaker 1: into a room and they say, oh, which park you sing?
Speaker 1: Barrett's owe tenor soprano, He's like, which sing? He has
Speaker 1: the sickest range ever. And he before COVID shut earth
Speaker 1: down was playing Javert in limb Is on the national tour.
Speaker 1: He has he has that, he has that kind of voice.
Speaker 1: So we're hanging out on my piano and we start
Speaker 1: singing one of the confrontation between Jean Valjean scenes together
Speaker 1: and Josh Raden was here and he started videotaping it
Speaker 1: and I kind of did okay, And I didn't know
Speaker 1: you did great. Hold on, don't get it twisted. You
Speaker 1: did great. It's just that when he sings, it's a jump.
Speaker 1: That's all. Okay, I get it. I'm not saying you suck.
Speaker 1: I was very impressed. I was like, look gone, Zach gone.
Speaker 1: That's like saying when you if you're hanging out with
Speaker 1: your buddy Savion Glover and you're doing moves and it
Speaker 1: looks goods when I'm so easy, I'm see. That's the
Speaker 1: difference between you and Isaac. I know when to say, yea,
Speaker 1: you're absolutely right about that. He did fucking shut me down.
Speaker 1: I could take it. You can't. You're Zach. You're you're
Speaker 1: Zach Braff. It can't be that way. I'm gonna send
Speaker 1: Daniel and Joel this video and their response is not
Speaker 1: going to be yes. Your voice is not as good
Speaker 1: as Preston's. Their reaction is going to be not bad, Zach.
Speaker 1: But I didn't say you were bad. I didn't say
Speaker 1: not bad. I said it was great. I said great.
Speaker 1: I should eat you know what you should eat? Let
Speaker 1: me guess a bag of dicks. No, it's gonna say
Speaker 1: d's nuts, all right, the pumpkin fantasy. So let's just
Speaker 1: go through this, Okay, after dicks, Donald, let's go slow. Okay,
Speaker 1: your character, JD is a fantasy that Turk won't be
Speaker 1: a good parent. Because Carlos says Turk won't be a
Speaker 1: good parent Carlos says it, Oh, sometimes I worry about
Speaker 1: you being a father's Yes, okay, So in the fantasy,
Speaker 1: you I'm on my way home from picking up the
Speaker 1: hollow on the pumpkin from the pumpkin patch, and you
Speaker 1: leave the baby at the pumpkin patch, where another person
Speaker 1: finds the baby and takes them and raises the baby
Speaker 1: on its own right. Bring the baby home, yes, Carla.
Speaker 1: When Turk brings the baby home, Carlos says, well, it
Speaker 1: is cute. Yes, And you use a couple decide that
Speaker 1: you're not concerned about your real human baby no longer
Speaker 1: gonna You're gonna raise this pumpkin as your child. We're
Speaker 1: gonna raise this pumpkin. Okay, So you raise the pumpkin.
Speaker 1: We see the first bath, We see the first we
Speaker 1: see the pumpkin playing little League and get by a pitch. Yes,
Speaker 1: a lot, by the way, a lot of time was
Speaker 1: put into this fantasy, but usually the fantasies are like
Speaker 1: quick pops. This was this took a lot of photography.
Speaker 1: This was a day of filming. It plays little League
Speaker 1: and then and then we see at the college graduation
Speaker 1: with the pumpkin. No, the high school graduation with the pumpkin.
Speaker 1: I think it is okay, I think yes, high school graduation, right,
Speaker 1: and you're it's wearing a it's wearing a cap. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's it's graduated. It's graduating. And then you dropped the pumpkin. Yes,
Speaker 1: and the pumpkins splatters all or shattered, right, whatever it is.
Speaker 1: Pumpkin's destroyed. And while you and Judy are mourning the
Speaker 1: death of the pumpkin, well, we think we could save
Speaker 1: it by putting back together. Right, Turk's actual kid, Junior,
Speaker 1: Christopher Junior comes around this corner. Yes, he comes and
Speaker 1: recognizes his mother and dead father. Yes, he while he
Speaker 1: looks exactly like his father, right, And he recognizes them,
Speaker 1: and he's so thrilled there's finally going to be a reunion.
Speaker 1: All of this. He doesn't seem upset that he was
Speaker 1: left to the pumpkin patch. He's just too excited to
Speaker 1: see them, and they're excited to see him, also knowing,
Speaker 1: holy shit, Okay, the pumpkin died. The pumpkin that we
Speaker 1: decided we were going to raise instead of looking for
Speaker 1: our son, the pumpkin that we decided we were going
Speaker 1: to raise instead of looking for our son has now died.
Speaker 1: Fuck that thing. Yeah, the real deal has finally real.
Speaker 1: The prodigy son returned. Yes, and you lovingly because you're
Speaker 1: so thrilled, call him towards you. Yeah, come to me, Son,
Speaker 1: You get your butt right over here. And then in
Speaker 1: crossing the street, he gets run over by a bus.
Speaker 1: And it makes the day even worse because not only
Speaker 1: did we lose was the pumpkin that we decided to
Speaker 1: raise instead of looking for our kidnaps son. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: also lost the son that returned to us. You've lost
Speaker 1: both sons? Yes, Donald, can you remember you well? Daniel,
Speaker 1: can you remember another fantasy that went on that long
Speaker 1: in Scrub's history. I think that's the longest one. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Maybe no, no, because I can't remember any of that
Speaker 1: change location even dude. It goes from it's in the car.
Speaker 1: It's not only in the car, it's at the pumpkin patch.
Speaker 1: The shot it for a full day, full day of work.
Speaker 1: I remember, I remember you. You never forget this ship.
Speaker 1: You never forget when you're like wait, I didn't understand it.
Speaker 1: I was like, let me get this straight. The pumpkin
Speaker 1: is our kid and they were like yeah. I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, whatever you say. I liked him in this
Speaker 1: little uh graduation gown. Yeah, cut the fact that the
Speaker 1: fucker graduated high school. What about when the picture hits
Speaker 1: him in the in the helmet, in the head, and
Speaker 1: you and Judy get all mad like and tell him
Speaker 1: to rush the mount. That pumpkin is not gonna rush
Speaker 1: the mount. Yeah, the pumpkin can't move. How did the
Speaker 1: pumpkin get up to bat? I'm sure someone placed him there.
Speaker 1: How did the pumpkin? How did the pumpkin get the
Speaker 1: hat on and the bat and the tense like? How
Speaker 1: did the pumpkin successfully attend high school? Let's let's let's
Speaker 1: let's let me let me let's just say this. Let's
Speaker 1: say the pumpkin does get a hit. Let's just let's
Speaker 1: just say that this happens. How does the probably it'll
Speaker 1: probably a bunt. How did the pumpkin get from first
Speaker 1: base to from home plate to first base? Maybe they're
Speaker 1: allowed to roll him like a bowling ball. There you go.
Speaker 1: Maybe that maybe because he's special, they have an agreement
Speaker 1: that they can roll him to first base. The pumpkin
Speaker 1: graduated high school? How the fun did the pumpkin make
Speaker 1: it through math? I don't know, but I just gotta
Speaker 1: say this. This, I think in five years that we've
Speaker 1: watched so far, is uh one of the most bizarre.
Speaker 1: I know. We've got other one in Bizarre's other more
Speaker 1: bizarre ones coming up, including when you're a goat turk.
Speaker 1: Goat Turk's coming through. Not only goat turk, I'm fucking
Speaker 1: don't I become a plant too. There's plant turk too. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's plant turks, plant turk. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I think they grew him from my missing nut.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right. We plant your nuts. Yeah, that's right,
Speaker 1: that's right. We plant your we we plant your your
Speaker 1: removed testicle, and and it grows into plant turk. And
Speaker 1: in one episode, don't I have a testicle that is uh,
Speaker 1: that's warm, that's warm, that's like a radiator. And Robin
Speaker 1: and Rob and I Rob you and and and Cox
Speaker 1: and doctor Cox we gather around it for her camping.
Speaker 1: He said that he doesn't have a nickname, and he says,
Speaker 1: Jad says not everyone can just come up with the nickname.
Speaker 1: He says, my last name is dude meister, and then
Speaker 1: Cox says, you think the dude meister. You wait, you're
Speaker 1: talking about the dude March. He's one of the best
Speaker 1: in turns in here and you go, the name's too long.
Speaker 1: It's never gonna stick. It's too long. Yeah. Amongst showing
Speaker 1: Cabbage's mistakes, they do a little riff on the X
Speaker 1: ray being backwards, which comes from our title sequence where
Speaker 1: the where everyone in the medical community likes to tell
Speaker 1: us that the X ray in the title sequence is backwards.
Speaker 1: I like to believe. I know that we've had Bill
Speaker 1: on here and we've asked him about it, and he
Speaker 1: said it was an accident, but then it turned. But
Speaker 1: then he said that they you know, it's always well,
Speaker 1: I've always said purpose, I've I think it was not
Speaker 1: on purpose, There's no way, but I think that I've
Speaker 1: always said, well, I've rationalized it by saying, oh, that
Speaker 1: makes sense because they're interns. They're fucking up. Also, it's scrubs,
Speaker 1: it's a comedy, right, But this I thought it was
Speaker 1: a clever comeback. When they were brainstorming for ideas for
Speaker 1: Cabbage to have a fuck up, one of them involved
Speaker 1: a lung X ray backwards. Right. Um, when we see
Speaker 1: Rob his peep, you can see a bounce again. Um
Speaker 1: in the locker room. I don't know if you notice,
Speaker 1: it's not it's not held down, it's not it's not like, um,
Speaker 1: what do you know when you have a pickup truck
Speaker 1: and you sort of ratchet strap things to the bed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well Rob's cock needs ratchet straps because it's bouncing. Joel,
Speaker 1: didn't you notice it bounces? It was definitely doing a
Speaker 1: lot of work. Yeah, this is like, this is this
Speaker 1: is what I but this is crazy man. On NBC
Speaker 1: they allowed this. You wouldn't be able to see this
Speaker 1: on ABC Man NBC they were like, it's bouncing in
Speaker 1: it's bouncing in the banana hammock. So what we don't care.
Speaker 1: I would have thought that they would have tied it
Speaker 1: down to his leg or just really somehow braced it.
Speaker 1: But in this scene where he's doing the rat tail. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I told you guys. I told you guys that
Speaker 1: there's a picture out there of a Loma and fucking
Speaker 1: Judy looking at that penis. I thought on Instagram that
Speaker 1: wasn't even straight straight at ye listen, don't at me.
Speaker 1: But fix You is one of the most beautiful songs ever.
Speaker 1: Oh it's great. Oh, such a good song. I just
Speaker 1: I just like how many I've heard Fix You an
Speaker 1: infinite number of times, And I started playing in this
Speaker 1: episode and I got goose bumps down all my legs.
Speaker 1: It's just such a noble song, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's so noble. It's a it's a man realizing that
Speaker 1: the love of his life is hurting so bad because
Speaker 1: of her loss. Right, is that what it's about? It
Speaker 1: that he wrote for Gwyneth Paltrow when her father died, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: And he's trying to and he's like, I'll fix you,
Speaker 1: knowing that he can't. The only thing that I'll try, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the only thing that can fix her is time, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's such a beautiful song. And I've seen a lot
Speaker 1: of Coldplay concerts, and it's you know how bands rotate
Speaker 1: all their songs. They always play fix You, and they
Speaker 1: do it in the most amazing way. Because actually, if
Speaker 1: you've never seen the video for fix You, go on
Speaker 1: YouTube and check it out because it's really cool. It's
Speaker 1: sort of shows you a little bit about what they
Speaker 1: do in the show because the videos. As the song
Speaker 1: starts slow, Chris Martin's alone and he's sort of walking
Speaker 1: in through the streets and he's singing, you know, very simply.
Speaker 1: And then as the as it builds and builds, he
Speaker 1: starts sprinting right, and he sprints and then he sprints
Speaker 1: into the arena and he runs out on stage to
Speaker 1: like eighty thousand people just as the song kicks in
Speaker 1: and Pyro goes off, and it's thrilling, And that's kind
Speaker 1: of what happens in the show. Um So look up
Speaker 1: the music video on YouTube. It's really really good. You know.
Speaker 1: I would love to be a musician just to recreate
Speaker 1: that for myself, Like I'd love to be a rock
Speaker 1: star just for that alone. Oh my god, just in
Speaker 1: this scene, you're gonna run in and everybody's gonna scream
Speaker 1: for you, and you wrote the song. And that's what's
Speaker 1: so crazy about it. In the in the in the
Speaker 1: in the in the in the stadiums when he does it,
Speaker 1: he'll there's like usually like you know how big bands
Speaker 1: will have like a long runway, you know, down through
Speaker 1: the stadium. He'll he'll be down at the end of
Speaker 1: the runway, uh, you know, in the in the audience,
Speaker 1: and then he runs runs, runs down and then leaps
Speaker 1: up into the air. And then pyrotechniques go off and
Speaker 1: the whole fucking eighty thousand people are singing a song.
Speaker 1: I can't think of a higher I can't think of
Speaker 1: a higher or high a human being could have. Right,
Speaker 1: and it's not and and and and the kicker you
Speaker 1: wrote it, and everyone is that that is an unbelievable
Speaker 1: high man. It has to be. I remember I did.
Speaker 1: I I walked out on stage and sang with Gloria
Speaker 1: Estefan coming out of the Dark when I was in
Speaker 1: high school and I was a part of a repertory company,
Speaker 1: and she chose my repertory company to sing with her
Speaker 1: at Madison Square Garden for three nights. So for three
Speaker 1: nights I would walk out on stage during Coming out
Speaker 1: of the Dark with Gloria Estefan. And when I tell you,
Speaker 1: it's like you cannot imagine the feeling. And I'm in
Speaker 1: the back, like we're background, since she's in front singing
Speaker 1: a shit and we're background. I don't even think the
Speaker 1: mic was turned on, you know what I mean. But
Speaker 1: just the feeling of the crowd going nuts as you
Speaker 1: walk out, even if they're not screaming for you, it
Speaker 1: just felt so good, you know it feels so amazing. Like,
Speaker 1: I know, Josh gets a rush when that happens to him.
Speaker 1: I know something extra. I mean, we've been in plays
Speaker 1: and stuff. But and that's obviously a small audience. But
Speaker 1: I always think about like singers, particularly singers that write
Speaker 1: their own music, like the idea of being up there
Speaker 1: and then they hold the mic to the crowd and
Speaker 1: like eighty thousand people sing their lyrics to them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just think I can't imagine a higher high than that. No,
Speaker 1: there is no such thing that it can't be. I
Speaker 1: mean maybe maybe Jalio White's purple urkle diesel, whatever the
Speaker 1: weed is that he has out. Have you tried Jalil
Speaker 1: White's weed. He's supposed to come hook me up, man, Jalio,
Speaker 1: where are you at? I don't know if Julia listens
Speaker 1: to the show. Yeah he does. He said, we we
Speaker 1: Delio hook hook hook us up. What's the waffle iron?
Speaker 1: He got a waffle iron and everything? Bro, what's a
Speaker 1: waffle iron? He got a waffle iron for the purple urkle,
Speaker 1: so you can make waffles with the urkle face all right? Well,
Speaker 1: more importantly, he has his own line of Ganja and
Speaker 1: I think that, Jalil, if you do listen, I think
Speaker 1: it would be nice if you brought some over to
Speaker 1: Donald's house. Since you guys are friends and Joel lives
Speaker 1: in the bye, you can dry and Daniel and Daniel
Speaker 1: and Joel, they both they both got real close to
Speaker 1: the camera, like dude, A ready, happily, all right, we
Speaker 1: have a guest, right Joel, let's go to break. Let's
Speaker 1: go right back, and we have a fun guest for
Speaker 1: you to right back for you. And we're by, We're by,
Speaker 1: We're back from break. Welcome back, and oh man, welcome
Speaker 1: back from break. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back,
Speaker 1: welcome back. When I want to rock, I really want
Speaker 1: to rock and rocking because I'm meck in rock and
Speaker 1: rock and to the party. I am to pisom to
Speaker 1: wisdom to win on one number. Okay, ready, okay, let's
Speaker 1: bring in guest. Let's let's bring in the guests. Games
Speaker 1: hollow talks dudes, you know, like a bottle maybe talking
Speaker 1: about the episode. So come on, let's get the show.
Speaker 1: Give it up for April. Hi, guys, welcome to the program. Hi,
Speaker 1: very nice to meet you. Where are you? Where are you?
Speaker 1: All calling from April. Oh, we're from Portland, Oregon, Oregon
Speaker 1: into Portlands, Donald Donald, do you know any restaurants in Portland?
Speaker 1: Since you like to often reference restaurants in people's neighborhoods.
Speaker 1: I don't know any restaurants in Portland, but I've never
Speaker 1: been to Portland. That Voodoo Donuts come from Portland, isn't
Speaker 1: that from Portland? It does. There's some other contenders. Blue
Speaker 1: Stars are really good when Voodoo Nuts is where like
Speaker 1: the tourists go. But there's a thousand good ones now,
Speaker 1: all in that area too. It's it's like, don't hear them.
Speaker 1: But Voodoo Donuts was the first, right, Voodoo Donuts the first.
Speaker 1: I've never been to Portland. I don't know anything about
Speaker 1: it other than what I've learned from watching Portlandia. There's
Speaker 1: the Blazers. They have the Blazers shout out. The Blazers
Speaker 1: shout out. They called, and they called the Blazers because
Speaker 1: people like to blaze there. No, it's a trail. They're
Speaker 1: they're the trail. They're the trail blazers, blazers. But yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just thought I think of my sweeping stereotypes that
Speaker 1: they like Ganja and Oregon, so it might be um
Speaker 1: the Blazers. They should change their their mascot to a
Speaker 1: guy smoking a giant blunt. April, Are you a gamer, April?
Speaker 1: Because you're in a gaming chair? I think that's her
Speaker 1: boyfriend's gaming chair. Yeah, my boyfriend, he's a videographer, so
Speaker 1: he was nice enough to let me use his set
Speaker 1: up today. Oh okay, does your boyfriend also play video
Speaker 1: games or is he just do video editing and stuff?
Speaker 1: He also plays video games? Yeah, because that's that chairs, Daniel.
Speaker 1: You know, doesn't that chair? Daniel? Do you when you
Speaker 1: when you're on your pole on Twitch, do you use
Speaker 1: a chair like that? I know I use the chair
Speaker 1: that I'm sitting in right now. I got my Ham
Speaker 1: and Mila. But why don't you get something like April's
Speaker 1: in because that's what I associate gamers have. It's really comfortable,
Speaker 1: it's hard to it's it's a little bit harder to
Speaker 1: twerk in. And when you're naked. When you're naked, Daniel,
Speaker 1: your butt cheeks might stick to that kind of chair.
Speaker 1: I really need the air ration up in here. Yes,
Speaker 1: yes do Wait wait a second, I wasn't aware of this, Danil.
Speaker 1: You're naked during your last straight Yes, yes, of course.
Speaker 1: Why do you think people are tuning in? Daniel? Honestly,
Speaker 1: you honestly thought he was playing games with clothes on.
Speaker 1: I'm late to I'm late to this. That's why people
Speaker 1: tune in. He's got a hairy chest and he plays naked.
Speaker 1: Got it right there. His his tag is gamer bear.
Speaker 1: Nailed it all right? Sorry, Mikey and April m tell
Speaker 1: us what why you're called in? And how did question? Well,
Speaker 1: how do you two know each other? Yeah? What's the
Speaker 1: connection is tied together? So? I was actually in a
Speaker 1: high school math teacher at an all girls private school
Speaker 1: see Mary's Academy here in downtown Portland. And I was
Speaker 1: April's math teacher when she was a sophomore, right, April. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then and then it was actually one day in classes,
Speaker 1: kind of randomly that she asked, oh, mister Benny, do
Speaker 1: you like Scrubs? The TV show Scrubs? Like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: And then we just started talking because it's, you know,
Speaker 1: like Scrubs and that I'm not sure if a lot
Speaker 1: of your peers were watching Scrubs, you probably just kind
Speaker 1: of assumed no, no, I mean, you were the first
Speaker 1: person I really actually had a conversation with about the show,
Speaker 1: and I think that that's kind of what cemented us
Speaker 1: still talking to this day. Oh wow, how old are
Speaker 1: you now at April? I will be twenty six in October. Okay,
Speaker 1: so ten years ago. Ten years ago roughly, right, yep. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you guys and you formed a friendship over scrubs.
Speaker 1: That's amazing, amazing, that's so cool. April's the kind of
Speaker 1: person so it's like she's an amazing human being. But
Speaker 1: like she also she kind of slow plays you a
Speaker 1: little bit, right, Like she she can start out real quiet.
Speaker 1: At least you did in the day. It might have
Speaker 1: changed April, but like she started really quiet, and then
Speaker 1: once we started talking about that, then it was like
Speaker 1: kind of an opportunity to get to know her more.
Speaker 1: And it's like, okay, well I want to learn more
Speaker 1: about this person and all that sort of stuff too.
Speaker 1: That's great. Was it was April a good student? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think so you were already weren't April? You were
Speaker 1: also in we don't have to get too nerdy, but
Speaker 1: like you were in the second year of algebra as
Speaker 1: a sophomore, which is not right, that's right, but I
Speaker 1: was not very good at math. I will say I'm
Speaker 1: better at other things. Maybe she was taking algebra for
Speaker 1: the second time, Mikey, you don't remember now she's prank,
Speaker 1: she's it's like a skill, so you know she was
Speaker 1: in the right place. Yes, I would say that she's
Speaker 1: good at math. Mike. I never liked proofs. I thought
Speaker 1: that was a waste of everybody's time. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it's too early to introduce it at that age. I
Speaker 1: know what they're going for. They're trying to get you
Speaker 1: to use logic in a different way, right, But I
Speaker 1: do agree, like it was the way I remember going
Speaker 1: through it was painful. Do they still do that to
Speaker 1: poor high school kids? I mean it's one thing for
Speaker 1: like AP students, but why is like a like a
Speaker 1: my school was level four, which like not AP but
Speaker 1: right below Like why do I have to learn to
Speaker 1: do that? So here's why I told all my students,
Speaker 1: because you give in and everybody will tell you if
Speaker 1: they hate math or they love it, especially the parents
Speaker 1: just step yi. So what I tell them is like,
Speaker 1: it's all just training you how to think. So math
Speaker 1: is teaching how to practice logic versus you know, music
Speaker 1: and arts and stuff. So I think that is the
Speaker 1: intention behind learning proofs. It's like we're just trying to
Speaker 1: build your logic in a different way. Oh that didn't work, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's try it with a different way. I wish I
Speaker 1: wish math would have been explained like that when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, and that it was you know, I
Speaker 1: try to explain to my kid now he plays soccer.
Speaker 1: He doesn't necessarily want to be a soccer player. He
Speaker 1: wants to play basketball. But I tell him the lessons
Speaker 1: that he's learning in soccer will transcend into basketball later on. Right,
Speaker 1: And if things are explained and so automatically, he's like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna trying to be the best soccer player I
Speaker 1: can be because that is going to make me a
Speaker 1: better basketball player. If things are explained to you like
Speaker 1: that when you're a kid, at least I find when
Speaker 1: there's a bigger picture involved instead of the right Now,
Speaker 1: if a kid is really intuitive, they it's easier to
Speaker 1: sign in. I'm not signing. It's easy to get it's
Speaker 1: easier to get invested, you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 1: I wish somebody would have said to me, this will
Speaker 1: build your logic based skills. This will build those skills.
Speaker 1: I wish somebody would have said that to me instead
Speaker 1: of you're gonna need a so you can count fuck
Speaker 1: what you act therefore by the transitive property of association.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you guys gotta kidnapped. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to need this. Come on, come on, teach me
Speaker 1: how to change my oil. That'll be more useful. Right.
Speaker 1: That was the way when people would always ask to
Speaker 1: like mister bennybody would to use this. When are we
Speaker 1: going to use this? And that was again It's like, no,
Speaker 1: of course you're gonna be able to look it up
Speaker 1: later and know you might not be able to do
Speaker 1: this again. Focus on the big picture. We're building skills
Speaker 1: like problem solving with the logic. Well, but I understand,
Speaker 1: by the way, but but I do understand, like, okay,
Speaker 1: so I think I took some logic classes in college
Speaker 1: and stuff, but I do now understand why you might
Speaker 1: want to introduce the idea of the transitive property. But
Speaker 1: it just felt a little young for it. I mean,
Speaker 1: unless you're like a super genius like maybe April was,
Speaker 1: but I wasn't. Um. I also found it funny, like
Speaker 1: when I went to take an SAT Prep course. They
Speaker 1: were like, okay, I know how they touched you how
Speaker 1: to multiplied fractions like this in school. That's not how
Speaker 1: we do it. That's that's that's slow. Don't don't do
Speaker 1: that anymore, do it like this? And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: why didn't they teach me like the way that I
Speaker 1: a lot of the stuff that I now and occasionally
Speaker 1: I have to multiply a fraction or figure out a
Speaker 1: fraction is like the thing I learned an SAT Prep
Speaker 1: not what I learned in the public high school system
Speaker 1: of New Jersey. But that's not your fault, Mike, I
Speaker 1: don't blame you. And also he's an Oregon. He's an Oregon,
Speaker 1: I know in a private school. I think probably, So
Speaker 1: there's lots of different Yeah, I've since moved from teaching.
Speaker 1: I now work in a different field, but oh what
Speaker 1: do you do now? I work in the tech world.
Speaker 1: This is also like I don't want to push the
Speaker 1: gun here because, like you know, there's this whole life
Speaker 1: advice piece I can ask you about late. Okay, so
Speaker 1: you got let's go to normal order of things. Do
Speaker 1: you guys either want to you have a question for us? Yes,
Speaker 1: I do, really Holes. Cop is one of my favorite
Speaker 1: movies mine too, and we referenced it too much on here,
Speaker 1: too much. I don't complain, okay, but my question to
Speaker 1: you guys is what is your favorite song off of
Speaker 1: a soundtrack from Beverly Hills Cop. Neutron Dancer? I'm so happy?
Speaker 1: Ann is it Neutron or New Town? I'm not sure
Speaker 1: it's Neutron, don't even need my favorite. My favorite song
Speaker 1: is Tonight Vanity. It's when, yeah, when Prince comes in.
Speaker 1: That's that Prince music. Yeah Vanity, right, yeah, it's vanity.
Speaker 1: But Prince wrote that song to night to meet you.
Speaker 1: I think they got water on the brain. I think
Speaker 1: they got more vanity. I think they got more water
Speaker 1: upstairs than they got sugar on the candy cane. Oh
Speaker 1: that shit fire baby to Night, that's your vanity. Oh,
Speaker 1: man's your good question, April. You gotta singing the Beverly
Speaker 1: Hills Cop soundtrack. He's like, hey, tagging, what is he saying?
Speaker 1: What does he goes? He? Can you make sure that
Speaker 1: I don't get club short because if I drink that,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw up. He didn't make sure to park
Speaker 1: this in a good place because all this shit happened
Speaker 1: last time I parked? All right, next question, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Another question that I had for you guys is I
Speaker 1: know that you both have worked on like, quote unquote
Speaker 1: kids songs like you know, Big Fat Liar, Chick a Little.
Speaker 1: What was it like working on those sets and was
Speaker 1: it different than other sets that you've been on. So
Speaker 1: with Big Fat Liar, I got to work with Sean
Speaker 1: Levy on his first project ever. He had directed maybe
Speaker 1: a episode of What's the Action show? That the the
Speaker 1: kid he was, he's going to be on the show
Speaker 1: eventually as an intern, but he had a television show
Speaker 1: back in the day where he was like an action hero.
Speaker 1: And I think Sean Levy directed one episode of and
Speaker 1: then he directed Big Fat Liar, and I just remember thinking, Wow,
Speaker 1: this dude hasn't directed much and he's you know, this
Speaker 1: movie seems like it's going to be so big. Sean
Speaker 1: Levy's now grown to be has gone on to be
Speaker 1: one of the biggest power players in Hollywood and director,
Speaker 1: and he's a great director and producer actually, But in hindsight,
Speaker 1: being twenty twenty, I just thought it was really I
Speaker 1: think it's really cool now that I got to work
Speaker 1: with somebody when they first started, and now they're like
Speaker 1: one of the you know, they've gone on to create
Speaker 1: some great things. I think she's asking, how how was
Speaker 1: a set different when you're working on something that's for children. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's not different. Kids curse just as much as adults do.
Speaker 1: That's not true. Yeah, it is what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: You're trying to tell me Frankie Munez don't curse. You're
Speaker 1: trying to tell me a Manda Bindes didn't curse while
Speaker 1: we was making that movie. Oh oh, I see you're saying,
Speaker 1: in your instance, the kids had potty mouths. I mean,
Speaker 1: not really, but I'm just saying kids. It's funny that
Speaker 1: you say that because Chicken was animated, so we're just
Speaker 1: you know, we're in a sound booth, so doesn't just recently,
Speaker 1: I know, and the Six Degrees of Sean Leeby as
Speaker 1: you started talking, Sean Levy directed the original or not
Speaker 1: the original, the Steve Martin version of of Cheaper by
Speaker 1: the Dozen and is the executive producer of the Cheaper
Speaker 1: by the Dozen that I just did alongside Kenya Barris. Um.
Speaker 1: What's the difference, Um? The kids have very limited hours
Speaker 1: depending on how old they are. As you get older,
Speaker 1: obviously they allow you to work longer, but very young
Speaker 1: children have very limited hours, so that's always tricky trying
Speaker 1: to get the scene that you need to get with
Speaker 1: even less time than you normally have. People definitely watch
Speaker 1: their cursing, although your human beings like parents in front
Speaker 1: of children and you slip up and there's often a
Speaker 1: swear jar it gets filled. Yeah, there is. I don't
Speaker 1: know if there's any other real difference. Yeah, I think,
Speaker 1: you know, I think you know. Those are those are
Speaker 1: the main ones. I think the adults do their best
Speaker 1: to not accidentally curse around the kids. And then that's
Speaker 1: dealing with the kids hours. I think that's the only
Speaker 1: thing I can think of. I like kids hours though. Man,
Speaker 1: when you got kids on set, you know, okay, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm eight hours whatever it is. Yeah, yeah, anyway, anyway, Also,
Speaker 1: the kids have to go to school if you're during
Speaker 1: the school years, so that's also tricky. In addition to
Speaker 1: the limited hours, I think for three hours a day
Speaker 1: they have to be in school, you know, they have
Speaker 1: a tutor in the trailer or something, So that's really
Speaker 1: tricky for them too, because obviously they have to be educated.
Speaker 1: It kind of That's where it's really crazy too. They'll
Speaker 1: come to work and then go to school for literally
Speaker 1: thirty minutes in between setups and then come back to
Speaker 1: set Yeah, they have to keep they have to bank
Speaker 1: all the time, and you can't do it in too
Speaker 1: shortened increments obviously, so they'll be like, Okay, I gotta
Speaker 1: put them in school for a half hour or way
Speaker 1: behind on school today. So right, have either of you
Speaker 1: established sort of like a mentor ship relationship with any
Speaker 1: of those kids over the course of years, everyone of
Speaker 1: Zac's projects, he always has kids, and so I've seen
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of like I'm not going to
Speaker 1: speak for him, but there are a lot of young
Speaker 1: people in Zach's life that I would say he mentors. Well.
Speaker 1: Joey King, you know, was was a bit of a
Speaker 1: mentee to not mentee, but I felt like her uncle,
Speaker 1: and you know, we did a bunch of products together.
Speaker 1: I met her first on as the Great and Powerful
Speaker 1: when she was China Doll and I was the monkey,
Speaker 1: and then I just was blown away by her talent
Speaker 1: and I cast her in Wish I was here, and
Speaker 1: then again every you know, every year, the girl got older,
Speaker 1: her acting was getting better and better and better. And
Speaker 1: then when I made Going in Style, it was actually
Speaker 1: written for a young boy. And I said to Ted Malfie,
Speaker 1: who wrote it, you know, this young girl is so talented.
Speaker 1: I think it'd be more interesting to see Michael Caine
Speaker 1: interact with a teenage girl than a than a young boy.
Speaker 1: You know, what's it like for a grandfather to try
Speaker 1: and you know, be a part of a teenage girl's life.
Speaker 1: And now she's taken off. In fact, I think Kissing
Speaker 1: Booth the third the third movie of Kissing Booth, it
Speaker 1: just came out and she's you know, she's gonna have
Speaker 1: a huge career. She's in a new Brad Pitt movie
Speaker 1: and she's she's on fire. It's crazy. We knew her
Speaker 1: when she was twelve, when she was Yeah, when she
Speaker 1: was in with the movie that the scene when Donald
Speaker 1: in which I was here, Donald, you remember her? Yeah?
Speaker 1: She was in Um do you guys remember in one
Speaker 1: of the Batman movies when is it supposed to be
Speaker 1: young Bane? You think it's a boy, but that was
Speaker 1: Joey too. She's young tallya algol or something like that, right,
Speaker 1: that is correct? And then there's another boy. There's a
Speaker 1: young boy and cheaper by the dozen, who I took
Speaker 1: under my wing a little bit. Actually these three met
Speaker 1: him too, because I brought him to Disneyland with us.
Speaker 1: So sweet, very sweet, young boy, very talented that I
Speaker 1: took under my wing. And apparently he occasionally listens to
Speaker 1: this podcast even though it's so inappropriate and he shouldn't
Speaker 1: be so Leo, if you're listening, turn it off now.
Speaker 1: I sound like those parents at the award shows. Go
Speaker 1: to sleep, honey, go to sleep. All right, it's time
Speaker 1: for Portland, Oregon's favorite segment. It's time too, pi Yo.
Speaker 1: All right, go ahead, Mikey. Yeah. So, so I was
Speaker 1: at a teacher for eight years and then I switched
Speaker 1: careers in the tech because it's just it's all encompassing.
Speaker 1: Like when I was working, I would have to work
Speaker 1: several extra jobs to make ends me, couldn't afford to
Speaker 1: have my wife on health insurance, and we wanted to
Speaker 1: start a family in the future, like it's just insistance
Speaker 1: an hours. So I was lucky enough to be able
Speaker 1: to switch in the tech. So I'm now trying to
Speaker 1: figure out like there's nothing and I've sort of accepted this.
Speaker 1: There might be nothing I will ever do again that
Speaker 1: is that meaningful, Like you go home and you feel
Speaker 1: like good. So what should I look for? Like something that,
Speaker 1: you know, tech brings me the ability to support my family.
Speaker 1: I've got a toddler now upstairs, and but I'm looking
Speaker 1: for someone that also brings that level of fulfillment that
Speaker 1: teaching did back in the day. I got an idea,
Speaker 1: go for your Zach, you know, when we were talking
Speaker 1: about you as a math teacher earlier. I was also
Speaker 1: something I didn't say, but was that I would occasionally
Speaker 1: get really lost in math class and my parents would
Speaker 1: hire a tutor. We were blessed that we had enough
Speaker 1: money that they could hire a tutor. The tutor would
Speaker 1: come over and I'd be so confused and like on
Speaker 1: the verge of tears, And because it was one on
Speaker 1: one and he was a brilliant teacher, like within thirty seconds,
Speaker 1: he'd explain it to me and I'd be like, wow,
Speaker 1: well we have the rest of the hour, what else
Speaker 1: should we do? And he would just teach me more
Speaker 1: stuff And it made such a difference. And I was
Speaker 1: always acutely aware that that access to someone like that
Speaker 1: was a function of my parents having money to afford
Speaker 1: such a thing. So what's the first thing that came
Speaker 1: in my brain is if there's a way for you
Speaker 1: to volunteer your your genius and expertise for children, high
Speaker 1: school kids who don't have the economic access to someone
Speaker 1: like you who's cool and be friends students and can
Speaker 1: talk at their level, and then also break it down,
Speaker 1: break things down that are super complicated that they're not getting.
Speaker 1: And I think the epiphanies you'd see in these kids'
Speaker 1: brains that would never have access to one on one
Speaker 1: like you would be very fulfilling. I'm getting lit up
Speaker 1: just by thinking about it. I agree. I think I
Speaker 1: don't know what you do in tech, but if there
Speaker 1: was a way that you could. What are you do
Speaker 1: in tech? Let me ask you that first. But right
Speaker 1: now I test software. The goal was to be able
Speaker 1: to move over to be a developer. But I've got
Speaker 1: an extra spin that I could tell you about after that.
Speaker 1: I like your idea. I think about well. I mean,
Speaker 1: I was going to say, if you're in tech and
Speaker 1: you're developing, why not develop some type of teaching software
Speaker 1: where you can, you know, put something out there for
Speaker 1: students like April was to learn how to do math,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? There are fun ways. That's
Speaker 1: this game now my kid plays now called push the
Speaker 1: Button and it's a math game on the phone. And
Speaker 1: and you know, before you know it, he's multiplying by
Speaker 1: nine and you know he's not even thinking about it,
Speaker 1: you know. Um, and so, um, there's something, there's something
Speaker 1: in that like I would I would look into, you know,
Speaker 1: once you get into the developing side. When you do
Speaker 1: get into that side, develop your passion. You said you
Speaker 1: like teaching, develop that thing developed, right, if you wanted
Speaker 1: to combine it with your with your knowledge of software development,
Speaker 1: Donald's right, you could. You could use your skill set
Speaker 1: as being a teacher for all those years clearly good
Speaker 1: at it because um, you know your students like you
Speaker 1: and um, you know, maybe you could develop some sort
Speaker 1: of game that would that would help kids. You know.
Speaker 1: One of the things that a lot of students don't
Speaker 1: have when they get out of school is direction. And
Speaker 1: you seem to have found another direction after teaching, you know,
Speaker 1: and maybe your tea maybe you teach them how to
Speaker 1: develop software. Maybe that's something you do. Maybe you teach
Speaker 1: your old students that skill set. You know, I'm sure
Speaker 1: not everyone. I'm sure not everyone is as put together
Speaker 1: as April. I'm sure you have students out there right
Speaker 1: now that they're like, I'm so confused at what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do you introduce them to your new world? You know,
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking if you went to I know COVID
Speaker 1: is tricky, so if it's maybe it has to be
Speaker 1: zoomed if not in person, would have you but pretend
Speaker 1: the apocalypse is over. If you went to guidance counselors
Speaker 1: of some local public schools and said, hey, I used
Speaker 1: to teach, I used to um, and I'm willing to
Speaker 1: volunteer some of my time if you have students. I
Speaker 1: don't want to deal with student I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: force anyone to learn. If they don't want to learn,
Speaker 1: then if you know, I'm not here to try and
Speaker 1: force anyone. But if you have kids that really have
Speaker 1: potential but need a little extra help, I'm willing to
Speaker 1: volunteer and and help get them over some math humps.
Speaker 1: I just that would be so incredibly rewarding for you.
Speaker 1: You you would see the difference in a child that
Speaker 1: would never parents can't afford to high a tutor, and
Speaker 1: I just think that would if it was me and
Speaker 1: I was a Matt teacher. I just think that would
Speaker 1: light me up. That would like made me so high
Speaker 1: on life. Nice. Yeah, I like that. Thank you that
Speaker 1: those are all actually legit. Hey Mikey, Mikey, You're welcome.
Speaker 1: You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome, You're welcome, You're welcome.
Speaker 1: You guys were great guests, and um, I wish that
Speaker 1: we could end the episode with Chris Martin's Fix You,
Speaker 1: but we're not allowed to. They will suit a shit
Speaker 1: out of us. No, I don't know. If they'd come,
Speaker 1: it would be the last. It would be this would
Speaker 1: be the last episode of Fake Doctors because we would
Speaker 1: be now focused on I'm gonna since we're not how
Speaker 1: to play it, and Donald mentioned that my voice is
Speaker 1: fine as long as I'm not next to a professional.
Speaker 1: I will sing it for will God you Home, Doom
Speaker 1: and it night your Bone Doom Doom, and I will try.
Speaker 1: All Right, you guys have an awesome guests. We'll see
Speaker 1: you next time. Everybody, We love you, Donald Kunna sound
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