Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and it's the
Speaker 1: segment that sounds exactly like the sweetest chef from the
Speaker 1: Muppets if you take out all the vowels, it's kurdn'ker,
Speaker 1: it's Karen, don't care. It made me instantly happy. Let's
Speaker 1: just get to our first headline. Why won't they air
Speaker 1: TV shows like this in our country? The Danish children's
Speaker 1: television show has just set a brand new record for
Speaker 1: most complaints ever received after one episode country. Wow, I
Speaker 1: feel like that's a pretty open society over there too.
Speaker 1: What are they doing? So? The show is called gwin Blute,
Speaker 1: which translates to simply naked already not the best. The
Speaker 1: count into the show is a number of adults of
Speaker 1: different shapes and sizes. They're all sitting naked on a
Speaker 1: panel while children age ten to twelve ask them questions
Speaker 1: about their body parts. It's educational. I can see where
Speaker 1: the innocence of this lies. Yeah, I can also see
Speaker 1: where it goes left real quick, Yeah, exactly. The kids
Speaker 1: can ask about anything like shaving versus waxing, to size
Speaker 1: changes during temperature I mean, and even a speed round
Speaker 1: segment called What's that I'd be like, I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've seen three doctors about it already. Even with all
Speaker 1: the viewers complaining, the show continued kept airing each week.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sorry, but who are the parents that
Speaker 1: are letting their kids be part of the panel's volunteers
Speaker 1: to be on the panel. But get this, they ended
Speaker 1: up winning an award for best Children's Program at the
Speaker 1: Danish TV Festive. I'd say, suck it, but I don't
Speaker 1: know if I should say. I'm gonna get a lot
Speaker 1: of questions about that one from your kids. But an
Speaker 1: eleven year old named Lugan said quote, I felt a
Speaker 1: bit uncomfortable at first, but I did learn that not
Speaker 1: all bodies are perfect, especially there's yeah, yeah, nobody down
Speaker 1: the panelist Like, give it some time, Lugan, you'll be
Speaker 1: up there soon. Let's see if you guys care about
Speaker 1: this one. Turn your frown upside down while you're six
Speaker 1: feet underground. Care, don't care. I don't know. I'd like
Speaker 1: to die happy. I care. That's a good point. I care,
Speaker 1: all right? Good so. A popular website analyzed over thirty
Speaker 1: thousand songs from Spotify playlist with titles like funeral songs,
Speaker 1: Mom's funeral, my best Friends in a better Place. I
Speaker 1: hope playlists like that. You get the GISs. You already
Speaker 1: brought me into this with you didn't care from the
Speaker 1: beginning anyway. Here are some of the most popular morbid
Speaker 1: results that they found. The number nine most popular funeral
Speaker 1: song is Amazing Grace by LeAnn Rhymes. Yeah they love
Speaker 1: the Leanne rhymes out of all the options. Number eight
Speaker 1: is creep by Radiohead. What. I don't know what they're
Speaker 1: trying to say about the person that passed to sing
Speaker 1: it is, I'm a creepers. I don't remember why no
Speaker 1: one at this funeral? Yeah. Number five is Hallelujah by
Speaker 1: Jeff Buckley. Yeah yeah. Ed Shearing comes in at number
Speaker 1: four with Supermarket Flowers. I know that song. Funeral actually
Speaker 1: raised about interesting. Number three is a weird one. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's Shaggy. It wasn't me. No, don't do that. I'm
Speaker 1: sure you know what. You got to tell them at
Speaker 1: some point as well, tell them at the funeral why
Speaker 1: there's three different friends there. Do you ever think that
Speaker 1: maybe Shaggy does weed does Yeah? You everthing that you
Speaker 1: don't just say doesn't seem like the type to me
Speaker 1: on Number two is see You Again by Charlie Puthin.
Speaker 1: Was Kaligatten for that purpose was Khalifa also seems like
Speaker 1: a weed doer, just saying. And the number one most
Speaker 1: popular one what It's true, think you can't get dorky?
Speaker 1: Or yeah exactly. And the number one most popular funeral
Speaker 1: song according to Spotify Playlist is Cigarette Daydreams by Cage
Speaker 1: the Elephant. Oh yeah, that's a good song. It's good.
Speaker 1: But yeah, interesting, dames. I mean it's as people that
Speaker 1: you want people when you want people to wear happy colors. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a viby car. Yeah. Maybe it's the last road trips,
Speaker 1: big road trip into the sky. I don't care, all right,
Speaker 1: let's move on the next headline. A surgeon reveals the
Speaker 1: three crazy things you didn't know about plastic surgery. Care
Speaker 1: don't care. I don't care, dude, I care. I just
Speaker 1: learned that Brazilian butt lifts you can't sit down for
Speaker 1: three weeks after you get them. That's crazy. Care. There's
Speaker 1: a Michigan plastic surgeon who's very famous in his town.
Speaker 1: His name is Anthony Yune. And I know you're gonna
Speaker 1: find this unbelievable. But he went on TikTok, dude, there's
Speaker 1: plastic surgeons are all on right now. Well, they're trying
Speaker 1: to find all their clients. Many ladies put this filter
Speaker 1: on your face and feel uncomfortable about yourself and then
Speaker 1: call us, oh that's true. Well he just revealed the
Speaker 1: top crazy things that you don't know about plastic surgery.
Speaker 1: Number one is, if you smoke and get breast reductions,
Speaker 1: it's possible your nipples can turn black and fall off.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. He really says that
Speaker 1: my lost a tooth, I lost a nipple. So he
Speaker 1: doesn't go in any details about like how or why.
Speaker 1: He just says it's a possibility. We more information, sir.
Speaker 1: Number two is, if you've had a nose job, there's
Speaker 1: a good chance your doctor put cocaine up there to
Speaker 1: help his anesthetic. No way, I mean, I guess you
Speaker 1: wake up perky afterwards. That's true. I want to be
Speaker 1: in that room like Scalpel. Yeah. Yeah, you look at
Speaker 1: that record number of nose jobs just got booked for
Speaker 1: this week. Incredible. And number three, a fair amount of
Speaker 1: plastic surgeons insert pigskin into your body to help reduce
Speaker 1: complications from breast augmentations, so if you've ever had your
Speaker 1: chest done, you might be allergic to bacon. Bacon in
Speaker 1: your body. As if guys didn't like him enough bacon.
Speaker 1: And finally, Jeff's joke of the day, Kara, I don't care.
Speaker 1: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? What a dino snore?
Speaker 1: My four year old would love it. That's Shaggy approved,
Speaker 1: that's care, I don't care. Phone tap is coming up next.