Speaker 1: Hey, y'all, Hi, Donald's chewing. What are you chewing? Donald?
Speaker 1: I just have something too. I made some nachos for
Speaker 1: myself and the kids. Who Speaking of eating, I had
Speaker 1: some leftover steak and I chopped it up him And
Speaker 1: speaking of eating, while on a show, I finally tuned
Speaker 1: in finally for Daniel's twitch. Unbeknownst to me, I had
Speaker 1: had a lot of jazz cabbage, so I was under
Speaker 1: you were under extra scrutiny a fantastic Donald. Were you
Speaker 1: able to get on because I was texting you you
Speaker 1: gotta see this dude in action. I did, I wasn't
Speaker 1: able to get on. But what you told me was
Speaker 1: that he is not the same person that he Well,
Speaker 1: he has a very he has a very big you know,
Speaker 1: he's the lead of the show, so he has a
Speaker 1: much bigger personality. I like that the lead of the show.
Speaker 1: Well you are, you're in the foreground. It's your show
Speaker 1: that you're very charming. Thank you. I have never I
Speaker 1: have never watched a twitch anything before, so for me
Speaker 1: it was I mean, I've seen them spoofed or I've
Speaker 1: seen like clips of Beauty Pie playing games. Sure isn't
Speaker 1: he the most famous one? He's a big one, yes,
Speaker 1: very big. But one thing I learned Donald is that,
Speaker 1: you know, we tease him from being like a cam
Speaker 1: girl or a stripper. But it is analogous in some
Speaker 1: ways in that there's a lot of lead up and teasing.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of what do you call it edging,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of edging god before before he plays
Speaker 1: a game, so it is there's a lot of four play.
Speaker 1: It starts with him eating you I want it's like,
Speaker 1: what do you call that muck bang? Where the people
Speaker 1: eat and you watch the meat? That was unique? But yes,
Speaker 1: I was eating wait before wait wait wait, wait, the
Speaker 1: name is unique already. Did you just say muck bang?
Speaker 1: Isn't that what it's called? Yes? Can you explain to
Speaker 1: the listeners who have no idea what mukbang is? What
Speaker 1: muckbang is? Sure, muckbang is a video. It's m uk
Speaker 1: b a n G if everyone wants to look it up.
Speaker 1: And it's videos of people eating food, and sometimes that
Speaker 1: food is requested by the fans, but it's just watching
Speaker 1: people eat their food. Sometimes it's like I'm going to
Speaker 1: this restaurant and watched meat, or sometimes it's my fan
Speaker 1: wanted me to eat six hundred chicken nuggets and so
Speaker 1: here we go. It's like that Asian. It's like that
Speaker 1: Asian goad. I'd be eating some of the nasty. Should
Speaker 1: have seen her eat, like the shit she bites into
Speaker 1: its squirts and everything. Like. Yeah, and there's one woman
Speaker 1: who ate a live octopus and it attacked her face.
Speaker 1: That's what she gets, you, a live octopus? Yeah, exactly
Speaker 1: what she get. Didn't she see my friend the octopus
Speaker 1: or whatever? My octopus teacher jez Louise Joel. Have you
Speaker 1: ever watched mukbang? Uh? Yes, but like in a it
Speaker 1: was like a vice report or something like that. I've
Speaker 1: never liked sought out be like, let me go watch
Speaker 1: some people eat. It's not my thing, But what do
Speaker 1: you think that people like about it? The sounds are sensual,
Speaker 1: it's well for some people it's the ASMR, but for
Speaker 1: other folks, it's just like a genuine like connectivity sort
Speaker 1: of thing. It's like I'm gonna sit down and eat
Speaker 1: with this person if that person's good at commentary. In between,
Speaker 1: it's more of like okay, yeah, but a lot of
Speaker 1: it's like it's a lot of it's like I was
Speaker 1: about I think it's sexual too, because a lot of
Speaker 1: it's like this, I'm gonna take a bite right now,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna put it to my mouth. Listen, here's Donald,
Speaker 1: do some more with that food you're eating. Be louder,
Speaker 1: be louder. Yeah, I think this is where if I
Speaker 1: was into it, i'd get the lotion. I don't know
Speaker 1: by so anyway, Donald, I'm watching. By the time I swallowed,
Speaker 1: that's if you don't go yeah, now I haven't done
Speaker 1: my job, then you're a really good muckbanger. I'm watching Daniel,
Speaker 1: and I thought I tuned in for a video game,
Speaker 1: but it opens with muck bang. He is eating a
Speaker 1: sushi I believe indeed, and talking to his fans. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of conversation. It's like a dreaming conversation on
Speaker 1: the bottom of the screen. And then Stephanie comes in,
Speaker 1: who I'd never seen in real life, and she's very beautiful. Daniel,
Speaker 1: thank you, very charming. Daniel did very well. Stephanie came
Speaker 1: in and she she had an appearance. Um, she came
Speaker 1: to talk about something. I forgot what it was, and
Speaker 1: then no, she was a bang with them. Stephanie did
Speaker 1: not get into the munk Bang. That was solely Daniel's thing, indeed,
Speaker 1: and the second I came I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: know why I'm still watching this, But it turns out
Speaker 1: there was gonna be a video game that was gonna
Speaker 1: be played. There was eventually yea. Now, Daniel, how many
Speaker 1: people roughly do you think watched you eat that sushi
Speaker 1: or play that game? Um, when you came in, there
Speaker 1: was about sixty five people watching at the time. I
Speaker 1: think unique viewers there's probably about like eight hundred people
Speaker 1: who come in over an entire stream. We gotta get
Speaker 1: that up. Daniel. Well, I'm why aren't you people who
Speaker 1: like Why if you're listening and you're one of these
Speaker 1: people like Daniel that like to watch people pivideo games,
Speaker 1: please watch his twitch because these numbers are not The
Speaker 1: poor man is mukbanging and we need his numbers up.
Speaker 1: He's showing you a lot. I really appreciate that. Thank you,
Speaker 1: and working out. I just got a green screen, so
Speaker 1: I've been at it. That's how you saw it, like
Speaker 1: the there was like clouds behind me and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: so you know we've been upping the production value. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you're sassy. I think your personality is a bit sassy, definitely,
Speaker 1: because you know, you gotta be. You gotta be, you
Speaker 1: gotta whip these people on the internet into place. Well,
Speaker 1: you were very charming and I thought Donald would really
Speaker 1: like it, and Donald probably would have. The video game
Speaker 1: does tease. Yes, there's a lot of brimming. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of like, pretty soon, I'm going to play the
Speaker 1: fucking car game, but first I gotta eat this fucking role.
Speaker 1: You gotta edge. You gottagine he's edging all sixty of
Speaker 1: those people. Imagine the dude who's just like so excited
Speaker 1: to watch Daniel play this car game and he gotta
Speaker 1: wait for Dan Annill to eat dinner. Well, thank you
Speaker 1: for coming to the stream. I appreciate that it was great.
Speaker 1: Tell people where to watch it. For those of you
Speaker 1: who need to watch it, you can find me on
Speaker 1: twitch dot tv, slash dj Underscore d a n L
Speaker 1: DJ Daniel on Twitch. That feels like that feels like
Speaker 1: a lot for people to remember, but they will. It's
Speaker 1: all good. Follow me on Twitter. I post about it
Speaker 1: all the time. Enough, Daniel, we should probably get into
Speaker 1: the show. Let's do it about show about a bunch
Speaker 1: of dots and nurses. Now, I noticed that Donald hasn't
Speaker 1: solved his echo problem. It doesn't sound like him. I
Speaker 1: don't care. I'm at the beach and it's so hot.
Speaker 1: I chose for sound reasons open doors instead of air conditioning,
Speaker 1: and I will be occasionally patting my hold on. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: what's happening? Oh my goodness, Wilder has just entered with
Speaker 1: a new hairstyle. That looks so beautiful. Your hair looks great, Wilder,
Speaker 1: you can't hear us. Looks so pretty? Oh wow? Is
Speaker 1: it your first blowout? Wilder? Tell her that it looks beautiful. Town.
Speaker 1: She can't hear us. Hold On, Wilder, that looks so good.
Speaker 1: It looks so pretty. Okay, is this you had your
Speaker 1: hair blown out? No? Yeah, yeah, man, Yeah, we're about
Speaker 1: to braid it. That's why we Oh, we're gonna it
Speaker 1: looks so good. She had a new walk and everything
Speaker 1: in here. Yeah, you want to show me, Kenny, show
Speaker 1: us the new walk, Wilder. Now, Casey said that the
Speaker 1: new haircut came with a with a new walk. We
Speaker 1: gotta take the hell, you gotta take the headphones. Don't
Speaker 1: say bye bye. Wow, it's beautiful. Wilder has her hair
Speaker 1: straightened and they're gonna braid it. It's very pretty. I
Speaker 1: think because Casey was here, Daniel, we should play the
Speaker 1: Casey song, Casey come down here to do And that's
Speaker 1: what okay, what a song? What a bob dude. This
Speaker 1: girl got her hair blowed out and she is loving it.
Speaker 1: She feeling herself. She's walking around with that was like
Speaker 1: wave in her hair. She's got to say here her
Speaker 1: barbies have. Now, yeah, well that's the thing barbies have
Speaker 1: that hair. Mm hm. It really is. It really is
Speaker 1: one of those things man like you'd go searching for
Speaker 1: it as a parent and stuff, you know, to find
Speaker 1: cartoons and stuff like that where the characters and you know,
Speaker 1: nursery rhymes, nursery tales where the characters have hair like
Speaker 1: your daughter, especially if your daughter's black. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean, a lot of people don't understand how big
Speaker 1: of a deal this is. Too little girls, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. And you know, for the longest, she
Speaker 1: would talk about Elsa and Anna, and you know, she
Speaker 1: would get upset because she couldn't get her hair to
Speaker 1: look like that, and it was like what the fuck, Like,
Speaker 1: where where do I look? Where? You know? And so
Speaker 1: Casey found a bunch of great books about hair, and
Speaker 1: you know, and you know, we've really built her confidence
Speaker 1: into loving the fact that she's very unique. You know,
Speaker 1: in her circle of friends, you know, she has something
Speaker 1: that none of them have, and that's curls. And it's
Speaker 1: just very funny to see her walking right now with
Speaker 1: blowed out hair and you know, the look on her
Speaker 1: fit like she's so happy. Right. I heard Casey said
Speaker 1: that the haircut came with a new strut. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: well it's not even a haircut because we're gonna braid it.
Speaker 1: We just blew it out so we could braid it longer.
Speaker 1: And this girl is you know, she's in heaven right now.
Speaker 1: I wish I wish I could, I wish I wish
Speaker 1: you could stay like I wish you could blow it out.
Speaker 1: And it stays like that on little kids, but the
Speaker 1: second act, thing gets wet. It absorbs one ounce of
Speaker 1: water right back into an afro. Yep. I love how
Speaker 1: Daniel's like, yep, I I know, and I've had an afro,
Speaker 1: you know me. So this episode it started off and
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, this is gonna be a cock
Speaker 1: like right off the back. D d First of all,
Speaker 1: Jady's back in there, trying to be in this relationship
Speaker 1: as he loves He just loves her so much, so
Speaker 1: he's I know, but don't you think that would be
Speaker 1: more painful? Like, you know, you're going through a break up,
Speaker 1: was all you revenge? You break up, You're like not
Speaker 1: seeing them anymore, and all of a sudden, you got
Speaker 1: to be this close with this couple. I think he
Speaker 1: gets turned on by it. I think there's a little
Speaker 1: bit of a turn on because he keeps doing it. Well,
Speaker 1: it's Keith that is really enjoying the lotion being spread
Speaker 1: on him. He's biting his towel. Yeah, yeah, yes, in ecstasy. Yes, um,
Speaker 1: I mean it's very very homely erotic. Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: know it's Scrubs. But wait, hold on, it's not as
Speaker 1: homo erotic as Dave. Let's let's let's I told you
Speaker 1: you got you got to episode three. I take it
Speaker 1: episode season two, episode three, and that has taken uh,
Speaker 1: the bromance to because you know, I'm watching it and
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I know they're not gay, but Benny Blanco,
Speaker 1: I mean, Benny Blanco has Dave's penis on his face
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, they're very comfortable. They're very comfortable with
Speaker 1: their bodies, very much. Donald, we never took it that far.
Speaker 1: I was like, that was that in my mind? I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, Zach and I never went that far.
Speaker 1: We never. I mean there's a scene in that episode
Speaker 1: where they're showering together and it's I mean, they might
Speaker 1: as well, they might as will be hooking up. But
Speaker 1: he's got his face and his penis like literally looking
Speaker 1: at him. He's like, it's well, you didn't watch it.
Speaker 1: Well I am not currently, Oh watch shave you. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry spoilers, Donald, all Right, I reviewed stuff for a living.
Speaker 1: I'm still used to spoilers. It doesn't bother me at all.
Speaker 1: I've heard nothing but great things. I plan it's in
Speaker 1: the rotation. I will get there. But all right, so
Speaker 1: it's really bizarre, man, it's really really such a bizarre
Speaker 1: wild all right. So Elliott is taking her bikini top
Speaker 1: strap off to not get a weird sun tan, which
Speaker 1: is something a lot of women and do. I don't
Speaker 1: really understand why, Like, um, you don't want that strap.
Speaker 1: You don't want that strap shown. You don't want that
Speaker 1: when you wear a dress. Oh, it's for when you
Speaker 1: wear a dress the Bikini Lionel show. Okay, I never understood.
Speaker 1: I'm like, who's gonna see your back where the strap
Speaker 1: line wants? But it's open back dress, all right, So
Speaker 1: we think that the JD's gonna rub lotion on her.
Speaker 1: But he does indeed rub it all over Keith. Not
Speaker 1: only does he rub it on Keith, he applies it
Speaker 1: with such great force that Keith bites down on his towel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, Keith is on the verge of having an orgasm,
Speaker 1: it seems no. I mean, I think if there's anyone,
Speaker 1: if there's anyone who's interested in in a man's hands
Speaker 1: on him, it might be Keith because he's he's having
Speaker 1: to bite down on the towel. Well. JD has a
Speaker 1: lot of gay moments in this show, and one of
Speaker 1: the one of the best ones comes later when they're
Speaker 1: talking about the dude in the pediatrics the dude in pediatrics,
Speaker 1: and all the women in the hospital are like, oh god, yeah,
Speaker 1: And it cuts back and you see j D for
Speaker 1: a split second with the rest of them going oh
Speaker 1: God yeah, and they're talking about they're talking about they're
Speaker 1: talking about a woman. Bro. Oh, I thought they were
Speaker 1: talking about a man. No, don't get me wrong, j
Speaker 1: D actually would have been hilarious if that's what I thought.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is so we are so freaking
Speaker 1: ahead of our time, right, that was hilarious though, But
Speaker 1: what you're getting too far ahead? Um? All right? So
Speaker 1: then we learned that j D is in fact um
Speaker 1: robbing Chrisco on keiths back and he says, doesn't smell
Speaker 1: like pie crust, and I say, that's the rhododendron, Keith.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows they smell like pie when they bloom. Everybody
Speaker 1: everybody knows they smell like when they bloom. And then
Speaker 1: he gets as the worst, worst worst burn you can
Speaker 1: get because I put Chrisco on his back. Yeah you
Speaker 1: literally you we get watchie talkies and you call me
Speaker 1: because Elliot's busy with Keith. Yeah, JD calls up Turk
Speaker 1: and let's turk hear his back sizzle in the sun. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: now I remember. Now do you remember who had the
Speaker 1: only really famous watchee talkie ever? Fucking Michael Knight from Yeah,
Speaker 1: Michael Knight, And right right, I'm sorry for this show
Speaker 1: to keep coming up. Everybody, but Michael Knight had a
Speaker 1: watchee talkie that he could talk to Kit, could he
Speaker 1: talk to other people? Are just kid? No, just Kit,
Speaker 1: give me out of your Kit. Yeah, and Kit would
Speaker 1: just come to life and turbo boost that fucking car
Speaker 1: man could break through cement walls. Car was everything. Do
Speaker 1: you remember when I told you I talked to him, Yeah,
Speaker 1: at fucking Universal Studios. Yeah. Man, Kit was special in
Speaker 1: my life, and it was special in everybody. Airwolf Kit,
Speaker 1: Blue Thunder, you believe it or not, even though I
Speaker 1: should had a Confederate flag on the top of it,
Speaker 1: The dukes of Hazzard's car, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: all of those things were made the A Team Van.
Speaker 1: You know, it's really cool that we were We were
Speaker 1: on a show that paid homage or to all of
Speaker 1: those shows from our youth, you know. Yeah, well all
Speaker 1: the writers, all the writers were as geeked out all
Speaker 1: that stuff as we were. You know, like the janitor
Speaker 1: has an a team van now, yeah, for no reason.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, well he has a reason. Cox destroyed his
Speaker 1: other van, but he literally has an a Team van. Now.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's still to this. Oh, actually there
Speaker 1: are sort of modern day watchie talkies. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: that your your eye watch and shit like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I mean I literally take video with that ship.
Speaker 1: I feel like once I saw like some tech conference
Speaker 1: there was a thing that there was like a almost
Speaker 1: like the Star Trek thing and communicator thing where you
Speaker 1: could touch it. It connected to the bluetooth of your
Speaker 1: phone and then you could talk to the matching person
Speaker 1: knew if you were if you guys were heading the
Speaker 1: same frequency or code or something, that was good. I
Speaker 1: guess it'd be good if you're skiing or something. All
Speaker 1: that I ship that we used to watch where they
Speaker 1: would where they would look at somebody on the TV
Speaker 1: while they talk to them, or a hologram while they
Speaker 1: talk to him. That's all come to fruition with FaceTime
Speaker 1: and and you know and apps like that. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: we had like you know, sci fi. We are living
Speaker 1: in some of it. It's just that it's not. I mean,
Speaker 1: I would love to I would. I don't want to
Speaker 1: pay a million. Like, who was the dude that was like,
Speaker 1: I can't make it today When that rocket went up
Speaker 1: in the air, When the Bathos rocket went up in there,
Speaker 1: you think, what do you think he just got cold feet? Yeah? Absolutely,
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't want to blow up today. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was like, I think he paid like thirty million
Speaker 1: dollars and then he was like, you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: actually busy today. Wow, but they still got his thirty
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's a nonrefundable take. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can get a refund um. All right, So, um, Turk,
Speaker 1: let's talk about you're trying to have a baby. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's trying to have a baby with Carla, and he's
Speaker 1: not more if his semen are good or not. No,
Speaker 1: he's fine with that. She's not sure because she's gone
Speaker 1: through all of the she's done all of the work
Speaker 1: as usual. Carla has set it up, so all Turk
Speaker 1: has to do is bust, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like you think so you think I'm joking. My wife
Speaker 1: sets it up so sets me up for success so much,
Speaker 1: it's radicously. Carlo's very much like that. Yeah, where you know,
Speaker 1: if I have to take the kids somewhere, everything is
Speaker 1: laid out for me. So I thought you meant with sex.
Speaker 1: I thought you meant with sex. Shit. I thought that
Speaker 1: we ain't there yet. We ain't there yet. She lays
Speaker 1: out all the cushions she lights the candles. We're not
Speaker 1: there yet. Well, I'm working on that. She gets me
Speaker 1: my belt. That's that helps my lower back be strong.
Speaker 1: She lays out in an array of cockerings for me
Speaker 1: to choose multiple different cocks rings, butt plugs. She polishes
Speaker 1: the butt plugs. All right, so turkey thing before we
Speaker 1: go forward, we're going to go into the Dollyears firm.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. God, I don't want to go into this right,
Speaker 1: But because this is a sex episode and has a
Speaker 1: lot to do with us, what's gonna happen to all
Speaker 1: the only Fans people after Only Fans shut down? Because
Speaker 1: Only Fans is now going to go out of business?
Speaker 1: Am I right? And searching you're you're absolutely right. It's
Speaker 1: the same thing. This tumbler wasn't even designed around like
Speaker 1: sexy images, and when they were like no more X
Speaker 1: rated content, they went from like a billion dollar property too.
Speaker 1: I think they sold it for like a million or two. Right, Uh,
Speaker 1: So let's be honest, Only Fans is going to go
Speaker 1: bye bye? Like yeah, there's no why do you think?
Speaker 1: Why do you does anyone know why they made that decision?
Speaker 1: If that's like their main because credit card companies are
Speaker 1: starting to ban any type of sex work from being
Speaker 1: charged on their cards. Like MasterCard was like, Yo, you can't.
Speaker 1: We're not going to allow you to use your card
Speaker 1: on only fans while they allow and it's still called
Speaker 1: sex work if the person is just doing something visual
Speaker 1: for ones entertainment. Yeah, yeah, I just shouldn't know that
Speaker 1: video content was a sex worker until this moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're selling sex and you know in some fashion, what
Speaker 1: about if you're making people watch you eat sushi. Well
Speaker 1: that's the thing. It's a dude, it's the exact but
Speaker 1: it's the exact same thing. Though, because somebody out there
Speaker 1: got hot off of that. Somebody was like, damn, the
Speaker 1: way he's fucking eating that tuna role is getting me going,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, you made jokes about it
Speaker 1: the whole time. No, listen, you know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Somethingy're gonna have to stay on only fans but hide
Speaker 1: the fact that they're doing sex work. Like like, see,
Speaker 1: like Daniel's not gonna get kicked off for doing his thing,
Speaker 1: but if he were pretending to play the video game
Speaker 1: but really masturbating the sensors to catch him, maybe you
Speaker 1: would get so fast. One of his one of his
Speaker 1: one of one of the kids that watches him twitch
Speaker 1: would be like, oh my god, all right, I was
Speaker 1: just trying to help the only fans. Well, so where
Speaker 1: are they gonna go? Do? Well? Does does anyone know
Speaker 1: where they're all gonna go? Zach, They're they're already scouting
Speaker 1: new websites to where they can go. I don't don't worry.
Speaker 1: You will have a new website soon. Let's create one.
Speaker 1: Do you want to? I mean, now, hey, you know what,
Speaker 1: maybe you and I want only fans now because sexual
Speaker 1: content is over and we nobody, nobody's gonna want to
Speaker 1: watch us not do sexual content. Okay, yeah, we'll get
Speaker 1: yelled at by like that one actress who got yelled at, Yeah,
Speaker 1: see you, and they're gonna want to see me and
Speaker 1: you rub So Bella Thorne really made out well then
Speaker 1: because she she got um all that money and then
Speaker 1: she's like, oh sorry, I can't do anything you can hate,
Speaker 1: but she made that bag. Well, you're allowed to um
Speaker 1: show nudes, you just can't show sexual activity. Is that
Speaker 1: where it is? They came out the day after and
Speaker 1: they were like, yeah, you nothing, no sexual nudity, and
Speaker 1: people were like, girl, what it's a very confusing new policy. Uh.
Speaker 1: Now people are starting to try to attack the credit
Speaker 1: card companies and Stride encourage them like you could just
Speaker 1: support sex work and make money, And I don't see
Speaker 1: what the problem is. It'll be interesting to see how
Speaker 1: it shakes out. But I definitely think that in an
Speaker 1: attempt to gain more money, they're gonna undercut themselves, because
Speaker 1: who is going to only fans for anything other than
Speaker 1: sexual content? So any kind of sense. All I'm saying
Speaker 1: is in this wildly capitalist society, we don't see ways
Speaker 1: to make money and just go, oh yeah, do more
Speaker 1: of that. It's like, why is it taking so long
Speaker 1: to legalize weed across the country. Why is the idea
Speaker 1: of selling sex online that is truly not hurting anybody
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, Like, m I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: There's like so much money to be made there. And
Speaker 1: to me, that's the part where I'm just like, y'all,
Speaker 1: everybody just wants to make more money. Why not just
Speaker 1: get it? Get the bag. Everybody wants the bag. The
Speaker 1: bag is right there, the bag is right here. It's like,
Speaker 1: just go get it. The next site that opens up,
Speaker 1: that's like, yeah, we welcome all sex work. They're gonna
Speaker 1: be like great, I'm a billionaire. Now it's like, why
Speaker 1: don't we start the fake doctors, real friends, sex worker
Speaker 1: video chat club? Yeah? Start, I think we should start
Speaker 1: the video chat club. That's fucking nuts, dude. We'll probably
Speaker 1: have to check with I Heeart. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's in our contract. Do you think I heart would accept?
Speaker 1: Can you imagine calling will hey? Will we have a
Speaker 1: new idea? We have a new idea? Will I know? No,
Speaker 1: it's not another hounday ad will listen? What if we
Speaker 1: reopen our own sex work channel? Fake boobies real fans
Speaker 1: there you go? Oh my god? Yes? But why I
Speaker 1: gotta be fake boobs? Can't it just be a play
Speaker 1: on the name of the show? Donald, No doubt you fake? Yeah? Please,
Speaker 1: it's called fake boobies, real boobies, real vulva, real boobs.
Speaker 1: Dani'll see if that website's taken. Right now, can we
Speaker 1: get back to the show, please? You gotta got off
Speaker 1: the rails. Okay, so Cox has been named the best
Speaker 1: doctor and he wants everyone to call him the best doctor. Right,
Speaker 1: it's clear that he's the best doctor too, right, and
Speaker 1: everyone's got the whole staff lined up. And it appears
Speaker 1: that he's saying, if you don't say you are when
Speaker 1: he says who's the best doctor, that he's got some
Speaker 1: agreement where the janitor will stick his mop up your
Speaker 1: But yes, yep, that's what happened. Yeah, that's exactly that's
Speaker 1: the end that's in the show. And they're not really
Speaker 1: joking about it. I mean, the janitor does they do it?
Speaker 1: They do it? It does it to Lonnie? Right, yeah,
Speaker 1: twice twice two times, and and and and and Lonnie
Speaker 1: said it, but he didn't say it loud enough. I
Speaker 1: don't know much about HR departments, but I feel like
Speaker 1: the janitors threatening and following through un shoving a room
Speaker 1: up your butt probably doesn't fit within the rules. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna agree with
Speaker 1: you on Batman. Yes, Okay, now, um now, Turk and JD.
Speaker 1: Appears that the Watchee Tuckies are on all the time
Speaker 1: because we're both eavesdropping on each other's lives. Yes, and
Speaker 1: I you say that you want to do the Dolphin,
Speaker 1: can you explain, now we've cleaned the dolphin up, we
Speaker 1: probably can't at least describe the dolphin even on here. Well,
Speaker 1: we can't describe the dolphin. And we'll decide later if
Speaker 1: we're gonna cut it out or not. Okay, we'll probably
Speaker 1: cut it out. But Donald, explain what the real dolphin
Speaker 1: is in in the most and the most in the
Speaker 1: most elegant way and tactful way you can. You're asking
Speaker 1: me to do that? Yeah? Maybe, Oh, I think we
Speaker 1: can't say. We'll just know what it is. We'll beep
Speaker 1: it out. Okay. So in words television show the dolphins
Speaker 1: your words, he slides into his woman like a dolphin. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's in the television show. Yes, in real life? What's
Speaker 1: the dolphin? In real life? Donald? The dolphin is when
Speaker 1: you are having relations with your said partner. Yes, and
Speaker 1: you're using using using you have you must be a
Speaker 1: must be a male and female for it to work.
Speaker 1: I believe in and the style known often used by
Speaker 1: k nines. Right in the right, So you have relations
Speaker 1: in the style often used by k nines exactly, And
Speaker 1: it's when you decide to back up out of K
Speaker 1: nine situation and choose an alternate route. And choose an
Speaker 1: alternate route mainly balloon not or yes or and then
Speaker 1: your your your partner. The female in this situation turns
Speaker 1: around you, shaking her head and says, oh, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you can keep that on the show and
Speaker 1: still keep sponsors. But all right, so that's the real dolphin.
Speaker 1: Donald did an NBA version of it. Yes. Now, this
Speaker 1: was written by Bill's assistant Aaron. Do you remember Aaron
Speaker 1: good old Aaron Bola Jolo. Yeah, great guy who was
Speaker 1: Builds assistant for many years, and this was his opportunity
Speaker 1: to write a script after five seasons on the air.
Speaker 1: He is and was a writer and directed by Adam Bernstein, who,
Speaker 1: as are, one of our favorites who directed the pilot.
Speaker 1: We've given him lots of shout outs and credit also
Speaker 1: told us who also told us the dolphin joke? Did
Speaker 1: it really come from him? Yeah? I did. Oh I've
Speaker 1: known that joke for for twenty years and I never
Speaker 1: knew where it started. And you're saying, Standam Bernstein, thank
Speaker 1: you Adam Bernstein for sharing that with us. Now we
Speaker 1: cut to Turk crying with a backpack on in the
Speaker 1: field position in the bathroom. What happened turk Um Turk
Speaker 1: is told that backpacks aren't necessarily for no purses purses, right,
Speaker 1: his backpack looks like a purse, and therefore this is
Speaker 1: one of those episodes. It's also where it's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know if that would fly nowadays, Like, well, I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's nothing wrong with a nice merse nowadays. Yeah, well, okay,
Speaker 1: in whatever, you feel like the joke would have taken
Speaker 1: a different turn. Yeah, I feel like you would be like,
Speaker 1: I'm rocking this backpack? How dare you right? Right? But Donald,
Speaker 1: you're not going to do the thing where you wear
Speaker 1: the fanny pack? O? No, no, no, no, no no. Daniel,
Speaker 1: do you do that? I feel like you might do that.
Speaker 1: Do you wear the fanny pack over your chest? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do sometimes? Does you? Does your fanny packs say
Speaker 1: Supreme on it too? No? It doesn't. It says raising
Speaker 1: canes the chicken place. Okay. Something struck me as Daniel
Speaker 1: as a potential um fanny pack across chess guy because
Speaker 1: he's always prepared, danel, do you have a Supreme T shirt?
Speaker 1: Do you have a Supreme T shirt? I have not
Speaker 1: a single piece of Supreme clothing. Don't you feel like
Speaker 1: the people wearing fanny packs across their chests. Should should stop?
Speaker 1: Shouldn't this be an intervention? Absolutely not? I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think I think what's in the fanny pack? You
Speaker 1: should uh, you should wonder about, you know, because why not?
Speaker 1: Why not just put the fanny pack over your fanny
Speaker 1: because it doesn't look as cool. It's the utility looks
Speaker 1: like you know, utility ready a Chewbacca. It's like the
Speaker 1: Chewbacca strap across. Are you also not into the bulletproof
Speaker 1: vest fashion that's happening now? I think, whoa what? Whoa?
Speaker 1: Hold on? Bulletproof? People are wearing bulletproof vests in the street.
Speaker 1: Bulletproof I don't know. They look like yeah, but they
Speaker 1: look like kevlar vest. But some are made of like
Speaker 1: plush cotton and they have like everything is giant pocket
Speaker 1: right now, it's the move. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: can legally wear a bulletproof vest. If you're just anybody,
Speaker 1: you can you do no duel? Look that up. I
Speaker 1: don't think anybody and everybody is legally Maybe it's a
Speaker 1: state thing that's fucked up if you can't wear a
Speaker 1: bulletproof vest. But but then people could have guns. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Let's find out the answer. Joe Well has
Speaker 1: her looking face on. In California, civilians can purchase an
Speaker 1: us A bulletproof vest unless he or she has been
Speaker 1: convicted of a felony, which is wow, because if you've
Speaker 1: been convicted of there's a chance you might need one
Speaker 1: more than others. Yeah, wild, well, okay, I guess it's
Speaker 1: a state rule. For some reason, I remember hearing that
Speaker 1: you weren't You weren't allowed to wear one unless you
Speaker 1: how to read here. You're certainly right if you're a felon, right,
Speaker 1: But for some reason I thought it was like a
Speaker 1: deterrent for people to go rob banks, because like, no,
Speaker 1: you're not legally around. I don't know, m I say,
Speaker 1: I'm wrong that I don't, I don't mean, or maybe
Speaker 1: there's another state that I don't know, So I um so.
Speaker 1: Jamie and Pediatrics Dowland is whom Elliott would sleep with.
Speaker 1: And then all the women who hear her name moan
Speaker 1: when they think of this woman in pediatrics. But so
Speaker 1: did the men too, don't they? Or at least you do?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I clearly have a crush on Jamie and
Speaker 1: Pediatrics as well. Turk's voice is always higher when he's nude,
Speaker 1: and then we cut to you totally naked, who's not wrestler?
Speaker 1: Stone called Steve Auston, Stone Cold Steve Auston's bicep, which
Speaker 1: is very large, fortunately, is uh is blocking your giblets? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's blocking the junk. Trunk the junk. Now do you
Speaker 1: remember shooting that? Did it take a while to line up?
Speaker 1: Stone called Steve Auston to block your junk? Well, there's
Speaker 1: not a lot of junk, Zach, so it was kind
Speaker 1: of easy for Stone Cold Steve Auston too cover. What
Speaker 1: do you mean junk? What do you mean? What do
Speaker 1: you mean? What do I mean? I lost you? You
Speaker 1: have such a big penis and that that's just that's toy,
Speaker 1: ye go on. Okay, I think it was as I
Speaker 1: think it was a I think it was a perspective thing.
Speaker 1: They put Steve Stone called very close to the camera
Speaker 1: so that your eel could be well hidden. Um. Under
Speaker 1: New York state law, it's against the law to wear
Speaker 1: a body armor during the commission of a violent crime. Okay,
Speaker 1: well I get that one too, Joel. These are very
Speaker 1: specific rules for when you can wear right. You're allowed
Speaker 1: you you're allowed to wear a body armor as long
Speaker 1: as you don't commit a violent crime with it or
Speaker 1: are a felon. So far, let's just keep looking Joe. Um,
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna come right back and talk about
Speaker 1: how Carla has some device. I have no idea if
Speaker 1: it's real to get semen out of churn. We'll be
Speaker 1: right back and we're back. Is that we're back and
Speaker 1: we're back? Is that a real device? Does anybody know? No,
Speaker 1: I've heard of the pump before, where you stick your
Speaker 1: junk in a pump and you pump it up so
Speaker 1: it can get real big, or you try to make
Speaker 1: it big or I know, But that contraption. Was that
Speaker 1: a joke contraption? I think I'm pretty sure it was
Speaker 1: a joke contraption. There's no way you can can you
Speaker 1: can steal semen from somebody without them knowing it other
Speaker 1: than you? Are you blindfolded? Yes? He was blind? She blind?
Speaker 1: I mean she had this device and she I don't
Speaker 1: think you can do it. I don't think you can
Speaker 1: do I don't think that's I don't think it's well.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to funk up your Google, but will you
Speaker 1: look at there's a device where someone can pull semen
Speaker 1: out of someone without them ejaculating. Phone, I got you.
Speaker 1: I'm on my non work computer. I can look this up. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't want to get these guys in trouble at iHeart, Daniel.
Speaker 1: Is there a device that would would would would extract
Speaker 1: semen without ejaculation and would it look anything like? There's
Speaker 1: no way that's possible, dude, There's no way, all right,
Speaker 1: because the semen look at Joel's face. Where did you
Speaker 1: find you all? Something called a RAM ejaculator. I literally
Speaker 1: saw the exact same thing. It's the top answer when
Speaker 1: I searched the semen stealing device seen. This thing is
Speaker 1: just a it's just a I don't know. It just
Speaker 1: looks like a jildo on a machine that's gonna piston. Basically, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's on a piston. Yeah yeah, I don't think that's
Speaker 1: that's gonna do that. That's that's that's what a woman.
Speaker 1: It sounds like to me, well, or anyone who's a receiver, Donald,
Speaker 1: I would just like to I'm just I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: share my screen real quick. I just love that it
Speaker 1: says equipment that works the RAM ejaculator. Wow, A smooth
Speaker 1: probe that is inserted in the rectum of the of
Speaker 1: the is the low voltage impulse? Oh, this is Oh,
Speaker 1: this is this is actually okay for first who use
Speaker 1: it dot dot dot every day. This is this might
Speaker 1: be for a cow, This is for an animal. This
Speaker 1: is yeah. Wait, don't get rid of it. I want
Speaker 1: to read a go back. I want to read what
Speaker 1: it said. This is not for a human today, it's
Speaker 1: for a ram. I thought it was a typo. It says,
Speaker 1: a smooth probe that is inserted in the rectum of
Speaker 1: the ram, pressing the Pressing the button produces a low
Speaker 1: voltage impulse that causes the RAM to ejaculate. Semen is
Speaker 1: then collected in a sterile container. For this is someone's job, dude,
Speaker 1: to fucking ass fuck a ram and collect the semen.
Speaker 1: You listener, who are complaining about your job, It's not
Speaker 1: that God. Here's the picture of the person handling it.
Speaker 1: What is this? What is this? It's very expensive. It's
Speaker 1: for eighty six if you want one. It doesn't look
Speaker 1: it doesn't look that big. It is interesting that electric
Speaker 1: pulses in an anus rectum cause the ram to ejaculate.
Speaker 1: Would that cause a human to ejaculate? We gotta try it, Dan,
Speaker 1: don't get one heart paper this. Let's get that emailed.
Speaker 1: Will go, Oh my god, well will you see it? Well,
Speaker 1: I know were I know. We're negotiating our contracts for Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: we want freedom, we want freedom, Will, and we want
Speaker 1: we want the ability to stick a ram in tunnel,
Speaker 1: rock paper scissor, rock paper scissor a mere you, rock
Speaker 1: paper scissor. I'm gonna put it. I'm gonna stop, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna stop sharing. All right, let's focus back on the show. Guys.
Speaker 1: Come on. Okay, so you're crying. You're crying in the baths.
Speaker 1: I had him a mosa. I must admit this is
Speaker 1: the first time I've ever had a tiny buzz on
Speaker 1: this show. Bullshit, I've watched this show. No, when we
Speaker 1: did a live show. Dude, I watch you drink wine
Speaker 1: before on the show without the live show though. Okay, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not you. All right, listen crying in the bathroom again.
Speaker 1: And we see all your old tattoos which are now gone, right,
Speaker 1: didn't you have them removed? I did. I went to
Speaker 1: doctor tattoo Off and it worked. Years are pretty gone, right,
Speaker 1: but they take a lot of sessions, right, how many sessions.
Speaker 1: It takes. Well this one. I only did like six
Speaker 1: sessions with this one, but I was supposed to do
Speaker 1: twelve and I just didn't finish it. He had a Superman.
Speaker 1: There was a Superman and then my name underneath it,
Speaker 1: like I'd like I so I wouldn't forget it, I guess.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how old were you when
Speaker 1: you got those tattoos? Eighteen? And I remember I wanted
Speaker 1: it so bad. I wanted a tattoo so bad because
Speaker 1: I thought it was sexy and girls would like it.
Speaker 1: And really, at the end of the day, it was
Speaker 1: you know, I had to paint it up for so
Speaker 1: many movies that I was in, you know, and television
Speaker 1: shows and Scrubs was the first show that I was on. Whatever, like,
Speaker 1: we don't give a shit, just led it be. It's
Speaker 1: interesting though, because we never address it on Scrubs ever.
Speaker 1: Why it says a day of shoon on Turk's arm, Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I says shoom. It just says shoom. I would
Speaker 1: just says shoon. Yeah, I'm not going to get the
Speaker 1: shoot and taken off my lower back. I dare you,
Speaker 1: you dare I mean to get shown on my on
Speaker 1: my body somewhere. I dare you to get it on
Speaker 1: your lower back. I don't want to tramp stamp, with
Speaker 1: all due respect to people off tramps times. But what
Speaker 1: if I what if I get like shoon on my arm?
Speaker 1: I mean, that's very nice of you, I would I
Speaker 1: It's not like we're gonna break up. You know, sometimes
Speaker 1: couples don't want to get tattoos of each other because
Speaker 1: they could break up. But we're not going to break up.
Speaker 1: You know where. I think you should get my name tattooed,
Speaker 1: taint shaft. I think taint will hurt most. I want
Speaker 1: it to hurt. Alright, alright, come on, come on, all right, listen.
Speaker 1: Laverne gossiping. Laverne and the Elevator made me laugh so
Speaker 1: hard when she finds out that Turkey shooting blanks or
Speaker 1: it's a possibility that Turkey is shooting. And how about
Speaker 1: every time they go around the gossip circle, I'm in
Speaker 1: there twice. Come around the other side, because I'm getting
Speaker 1: everybody gossiping. Yeah, we also learned the janitor does indeed
Speaker 1: hit Kelso with the broom on his head. Kelso then
Speaker 1: knocks on his head and we hear a clink and
Speaker 1: someone says that he is a skull like a mountain goat. Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't know why the janitor wasn't fired for hitting
Speaker 1: Kelso on his head with a broom. You know, there
Speaker 1: are a lot of reasons for people to get fired
Speaker 1: in this hospital, and let's just be honest. I know. Well,
Speaker 1: we also learned that Kelso has a mistress that was
Speaker 1: once a lifeguard and she's the one who recently gave
Speaker 1: his wife's CBR. That shit had me rolling, fucking yeah,
Speaker 1: you know this this show didn't have a lot of
Speaker 1: jokes in it though. It's what I you know, It's
Speaker 1: not as wacky as some of the episodes we've done
Speaker 1: so far, I know, but it was. It was a
Speaker 1: very odd one. It was very odd. Okay, the janitor
Speaker 1: has insane aim. He throws a melon over the hospital. Well,
Speaker 1: now he must have sonar too, because he hears the
Speaker 1: sound through the phone, takes a melan from nowhere and
Speaker 1: tosses it over the hospital and hits JD in the head. Yes,
Speaker 1: a one in one nine gazillion chances. The chances of
Speaker 1: that happening are astronomical. Dude. Well, he's got a good arm,
Speaker 1: even if he didn't have act. You're see, he threw
Speaker 1: a melan over a hospital, right. I don't think over
Speaker 1: a building. I know, I could not. I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't think. I don't think four story building. Yeah, four
Speaker 1: story hospital could could your fanciest quarterback do it? Probably not? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because it's high, Yeah, it's still it has to it
Speaker 1: has to maintain the distance of the hospital in the
Speaker 1: air before it before it starts to come down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah, Well that happened. And
Speaker 1: then um, he knocks me out right, yes, And then
Speaker 1: I say on the watchie talkie, you're firing blanks. LaVerne's
Speaker 1: in the elevator. She hears it, everybody hears it. And
Speaker 1: now it's a conversation. I repeat, are you firing blanks? Right?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, stupid watchie talkie And I get rid
Speaker 1: of the watchie talkie. And this is how the janitor
Speaker 1: gets it, finds it in the trash. That's really that's
Speaker 1: fucked up that you so easily gave up on our
Speaker 1: watchie talkies. Well, you know it's proven enough, but a
Speaker 1: headache for Turk so far, you know. Okay, now let's
Speaker 1: get into this sh sperm donor scene, the audience has
Speaker 1: to know something, and it's my father's birthday to day
Speaker 1: he's passed away, but he was very very dear to me,
Speaker 1: So happy birthday, Dad, Happy birthday. And secondly, he and
Speaker 1: my stepmother are were visiting this day and they are
Speaker 1: in background in the sperm donor waiting room. What do
Speaker 1: you call that? It's not a sperm donor. What do
Speaker 1: you call that where you're the spanker bank. I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's where it's called where you go to
Speaker 1: test to see if you've got good sperm. Oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know, but I'm guessing it's a spec fertility clinic
Speaker 1: or something like that. Yeah. Anyway, the funny thing is
Speaker 1: neither one of them was of an age where they
Speaker 1: would have any reason to be in fertility clinic. So
Speaker 1: what's your rationalization for my my, my, my stepmother and
Speaker 1: father being there? They were scorting their son. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought they were dropping off their son or something like that.
Speaker 1: Or it just doesn't feel like the kind of place
Speaker 1: you'd want your parents. No, it's not. But I do
Speaker 1: love the fact that JD has several ways of masturbating.
Speaker 1: Since he's now newly uh, well, not newly, but since
Speaker 1: his since he's living in Elliott's house and he has
Speaker 1: to find a way to Yes. Now, JD teaches Turk
Speaker 1: the Stranger, which is one of the most genius masturbation
Speaker 1: skills I've ever heard in my life. I think it's me.
Speaker 1: We didn't make it up, right, that's a famous thing,
Speaker 1: the stranger, or do we make it? It has to
Speaker 1: it has to be something that's happened before. Like somebody,
Speaker 1: I know, somebody was like, had you heard of the
Speaker 1: stranger outside of scrubs? Joel? Had you honestly think the
Speaker 1: stranger was the first time I heard of it? It
Speaker 1: became vernacular in my friend group, I think because of Scrubs. Okay, Joel,
Speaker 1: are you still there? Well? I I you hadn't you had?
Speaker 1: Or have head? Not head? Okay? All right, well there
Speaker 1: you go. Donald. Even if it wasn't our originally our joke,
Speaker 1: we introduced um the world to the concept of the stranger.
Speaker 1: Have you tried the Stranger? No? I don't think it's
Speaker 1: possible to really execute with a dead arm. It's not
Speaker 1: a dead arm, it's a dead hand either. I don't
Speaker 1: know what you're doing with a with a dead hand
Speaker 1: and trying to complete the like one side can't feel it,
Speaker 1: but one side can you know what I mean? Right?
Speaker 1: But how is it? How are you able to because
Speaker 1: you can you use you can use the other side
Speaker 1: to hold you hold the wrist with the working hand. No,
Speaker 1: you don't, you use so you're just sort of throwing
Speaker 1: your dead hand at your Do do I need to say?
Speaker 1: Do I need to get into this? Well we can
Speaker 1: bleep it if it's too bad. But what do you
Speaker 1: in your mind as a pressure sensor? What you science?
Speaker 1: Just happened? What? All? Right? Anyway? My favorite line I
Speaker 1: think I think I improved this one, Donald, But it's
Speaker 1: my favorite line of the scene. Which is or any
Speaker 1: of the reading materials in there available for those of
Speaker 1: us out here? Can you get ad live that? I
Speaker 1: remember this scene because your parents were there that day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do remember this scene. And the woman gives me
Speaker 1: a look like, no, you're not allowed to look at
Speaker 1: porn in the waiting room? Right? What about when the
Speaker 1: janitor contacts me on his watching talking goes, hey, JD,
Speaker 1: this is the black surgeon that you always hang out
Speaker 1: with out come outside to the ramp dog. But dude,
Speaker 1: he gets like fucking wildly coyote. He's got it's gonna
Speaker 1: drop a monitor on my head. I mean I could
Speaker 1: kill me. Yeah, that could kill you. He has a
Speaker 1: freaking computer monitor in his hand and he's waiting for
Speaker 1: you to walk out the door so he could smash
Speaker 1: this thing over your skull. It's full on Roadrunner and coyote.
Speaker 1: He's gonna smash a monitor on my head and I'll
Speaker 1: be dead. He wasn't urd you. Yeah, that's a murder, AJD.
Speaker 1: It's the black doctor you've always hang out with. Come
Speaker 1: out to the ramp Dog. So you're a fifth wheel.
Speaker 1: You're not You're no longer the third wheel. You're now
Speaker 1: the fifth wheel. Yes, JD is at the end of
Speaker 1: the show. I noticed you. I'm about right before you.
Speaker 1: Um Judy comes right before carl It comes in to
Speaker 1: help you. They the camera goes off a stack of
Speaker 1: pornographic videotapes and the top ones, the top ones, they're
Speaker 1: obviously fake, so they could be cleared to be on
Speaker 1: the show. But the top ones title is sizzle. Let's callback?
Speaker 1: Is that a callback? Is that a callback to the
Speaker 1: beginning to what you don't say? Sizzle? His back was
Speaker 1: sizzling like bacon oho erotic scene. Oh oh no, there's
Speaker 1: a woman in a big bathing. That's funny, good, good thinking.
Speaker 1: But no, it's just probably like a word looks sexual.
Speaker 1: That isn't that they could actually show, you know, on
Speaker 1: a on a porn quote unquote porn tape. Sizzle sizzle.
Speaker 1: And then you say to Carla, I'm about to build
Speaker 1: this up. All right, I'm sorry this episode is so
Speaker 1: sexual everyone. It's about it's about it's about it's about sex.
Speaker 1: Though it's about sex, I'm sorry everybody. Like Elliot has
Speaker 1: an intern who she's and she's abusing the power of
Speaker 1: you know, her status at the hospital so she could
Speaker 1: take the intern home and fuck all the time, you know,
Speaker 1: like that's her goal, her whole at this whole episode,
Speaker 1: her thing is how can I get Keith out so
Speaker 1: I can have sex with him at home so we
Speaker 1: can fuck. Right, But then they do reveal and Jad
Speaker 1: helps him out because he's so fucking weird um that
Speaker 1: Keith is the best doctor. So he finally comes around
Speaker 1: on Keith a little bit and says, no, it's not Yes,
Speaker 1: it might be annoying to you that Elliot's constantly choosing Keith.
Speaker 1: But he's the best doctor, so shut up, right, and
Speaker 1: he is the best out of them. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: Travis is really starting to come out of his show.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, he's really we talked about
Speaker 1: it last week, but you know, and how he had
Speaker 1: to play catch up really fast, but he's really starting
Speaker 1: to enjoy his time won the show and this I
Speaker 1: think that's why he lasted so long on the series. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: well he's great, He's the perfect He's Travis. Couldn't have
Speaker 1: done this better. He did a really job. Now at
Speaker 1: the end, JD pulls a full shining on the janitor
Speaker 1: and he's stuck in the walk in freezer. Yes, freezing
Speaker 1: to death. Yeah, we're not playing games anymore in this hospital.
Speaker 1: We're really trying to kill each other. Well, he had
Speaker 1: a fucking computer and he was gonna smash it. I
Speaker 1: never knew, right, I never knew right that you put
Speaker 1: him in a freezer for the rest of his life.
Speaker 1: Do you notice that when he's in the freezer, right,
Speaker 1: I say, on the watch, he talkie something like I
Speaker 1: forgot what I say, but he's got he's before you
Speaker 1: see him frozen, but he's holding a hammer. Yes, he
Speaker 1: was gonna meet me in there and kill me with
Speaker 1: the hammer. He was gonna fucking bash your skull. I
Speaker 1: never noticed Ford and presumed innocent. I really never knew
Speaker 1: that the games had gone to this level of like death.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't recall it going that far either,
Speaker 1: but um, well they were stepped up in this episode
Speaker 1: for sure. For sure. How hot is it where you are?
Speaker 1: It's so hot? I want to take this a conditioning
Speaker 1: And well, I was deciding because I'm in a hot room, right.
Speaker 1: I thought Daniel would be upset about the ac noise,
Speaker 1: so I said, it's fine, I'll open the door. But
Speaker 1: now it's hot as balls in this room. We could
Speaker 1: at least see what it sounds like. No, but for
Speaker 1: the people, I'll just show my my breasts. There we go.
Speaker 1: Do we have a caller? A caller? All right? Are
Speaker 1: they gonna be okay? Seeing me shirtless? You think let's
Speaker 1: let's go to break and we'll decide that. Okay, we'll
Speaker 1: be right back with a hilarious, genius, spectacular caller and
Speaker 1: uh maybe Zach b you'll be shirtless. And if if
Speaker 1: the callers are right that I mean to golf my shirt.
Speaker 1: We'll see how they feel and remember bad. All right, Dan, Joel,
Speaker 1: bring us a guest that we can talk to. We
Speaker 1: gotta college games. Allow you can talk some you know,
Speaker 1: like a botta spoke some jazz, maybe talking about the episode.
Speaker 1: So come on, Joelle, let's get the show. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: Give it up for Douglass Fuck up you good doom
Speaker 1: dingo do ge. There he is, I Douglass Walker. Hey,
Speaker 1: how's it? He's saying, he's still going already froze Donald,
Speaker 1: froze in while saying your last nick. But he's moving out.
Speaker 1: That Wow, what's good? That was some mimeshit right there.
Speaker 1: I could have could I could have still kept going
Speaker 1: to you know, on Russia, Donald, Russia, on Russia, Shanna.
Speaker 1: There's a Jewish tradition where the uh someone will blow
Speaker 1: the shofar, which is the rams horn. It's just an
Speaker 1: old tradition. Uh and uh and they and they have
Speaker 1: a thing where they go to kiagadla. And that means
Speaker 1: the chauffar blower is going to see how long he
Speaker 1: can hold one powerful note. And all I'm saying is
Speaker 1: you would be a good chou far blower because you
Speaker 1: can really blow a wind a long time. Thank you, sir,
Speaker 1: Thank you very sorry. I know that was a long
Speaker 1: way around the block, but the the people that went
Speaker 1: to Hebrew School and Temple understand. Welcome to the show,
Speaker 1: Douglas Walker. How are you? I'm good? How are you
Speaker 1: doing good? Where are you calling from? I live in Toronto.
Speaker 1: I'm originally from Scotland, Okay, Toronto in the house, one
Speaker 1: of my favorite cities. Now, you live in a very
Speaker 1: white space. Um so yeah, unless that's yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: white space. But you have a professional microphone. What are
Speaker 1: you a singer? Podcaster? What do you do? I'm an actor,
Speaker 1: um so I've and yeah, we do like a bit
Speaker 1: of voice of our little bits here like auditions here
Speaker 1: and there and right, and I also use it to
Speaker 1: play D and D and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1: So this is like the spare room where like like
Speaker 1: self tapes and the wife can kind of I come
Speaker 1: away to the corner to play D and D and
Speaker 1: she can kind have some peace. Now, for those of
Speaker 1: you who aren't actors, self tapes or when an actor
Speaker 1: reads the senior On the old days, everybody used to
Speaker 1: go into a casting office and audition in person. And
Speaker 1: even before the pandemic, it started to become easier for
Speaker 1: people to submit tapes of themselves to the casting director.
Speaker 1: And so if you're an actor these days, you have
Speaker 1: to have a place in your house where you can
Speaker 1: set up a video camera and a microphone and record
Speaker 1: yourself doing the audition. And you need someone to read
Speaker 1: with you. I imagine does your wife read with you
Speaker 1: when you're auditioning for things? She used to read with
Speaker 1: me before we had our baby. And now have a
Speaker 1: friend who kind a zim zen and he'll like read
Speaker 1: over zim or if we can be in Parson one
Speaker 1: day with them, we'll we'll do. Yeah. I'm about to
Speaker 1: start seeing some auditions for my new film, and I'm
Speaker 1: very excited. I'm nervous. Are you going? Um? I think
Speaker 1: I'll zoom for callbacks and stuff. But these are just
Speaker 1: the people's first submissions. And the reason I'm saying I'm
Speaker 1: nervous is I've been I've been working on the script
Speaker 1: for so long and I haven't heard anyone other than
Speaker 1: myself say a word of it out loud. Florence a
Speaker 1: little bit. Florence and I read a few things together,
Speaker 1: but I haven't heard anyone who's appropriate for any of
Speaker 1: the roles read yet. So those tapes are just starting
Speaker 1: to come in, and it's so thrilling to watch talented
Speaker 1: actors bring what you wrote come to life for the
Speaker 1: very first time, but also scary. I can imagine, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can imagine that be very vulnerable, like something that
Speaker 1: you've kind of written yourself, and then just i'd have
Speaker 1: someone else to read it for you. It is because
Speaker 1: because because you're very you're very vulnerable, and you're like,
Speaker 1: I don't I think this is good, but I need
Speaker 1: to hear like a talented actor to say it, so
Speaker 1: have me believe that it's good. All right, Doug, what
Speaker 1: kind of questions you got for us today? I've got
Speaker 1: a couple of questions. Um, Obviously, like as I was saying,
Speaker 1: I'm an actor, so um. I the episodes that I
Speaker 1: found like really really interested in are the ones where
Speaker 1: like you have guests on that kind of sort of
Speaker 1: talk about the process when it comes to like you know,
Speaker 1: film and stuff. And I do I do mostly like
Speaker 1: like theater, like mostly musical theater. But over the last
Speaker 1: like since I came to Canada, I've been getting more
Speaker 1: auditions for like film and TV and stuff. What kind
Speaker 1: of musical theater do you do? Um, I've in the past,
Speaker 1: I've done Avenue Que, Jersey Boys. Moamy, my friend that's
Speaker 1: with me, Um has been in Jersey Boys. Actually we
Speaker 1: should have Preston come in and sing us out Donald
Speaker 1: because he's with me, and uh, he could sing a
Speaker 1: little something. It's a great and Douglas could probably harmonize
Speaker 1: with him. But anyways, it's that show that it's one
Speaker 1: of the show. Like normally if I do like a
Speaker 1: contract of a musical, like I can't listen to the
Speaker 1: soundtrack after doing it for months, but like Jersey Boys
Speaker 1: is still the one that you can. Everybody loves Jersey Boys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like four seasons and music is so good. My mom
Speaker 1: loves that musical. I never saw the musical, did you
Speaker 1: donal No, I'm credited of being in the movie or
Speaker 1: something like that on IMDb, but I've never seen him.
Speaker 1: You are yeah, Okay, I'm sorry, I'm Douglass. Continue with
Speaker 1: your question. I'm sorry. Yeah, So, like um, you know,
Speaker 1: like John c mcginniy came on and talked about it,
Speaker 1: like his process and like the things like he writes
Speaker 1: bits of poetry and he like puts bits of poetry
Speaker 1: in and stuff like that. Fascinating, And yeah, I was
Speaker 1: just wondering, like, you guys have not really talked that
Speaker 1: much about like your process, so like sort of paper
Speaker 1: to paper to screen, Like what do you do to
Speaker 1: kind of sort of get yourself ready for a role.
Speaker 1: I think memorization is key, Preparation is key. Um. I
Speaker 1: used to not think that way, but I do think
Speaker 1: that way now. Um. I think the best you're ever
Speaker 1: going to do, I mean is getting to know it
Speaker 1: so well that you don't have to think about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's the I think that's the hardest thing
Speaker 1: is because you know, on a TV show like this,
Speaker 1: we were getting the scripts last minute and we were
Speaker 1: just doing the best we good in memorizing. But when
Speaker 1: you're really trying and it's and it's I don't mean
Speaker 1: we weren't trying, just mean we had to deal with
Speaker 1: that situation. But when you have time and it's a
Speaker 1: really important role, it's a very hard role, or it's
Speaker 1: a very tough audition. Nothing for me can start until
Speaker 1: I have it so memorized that I'm not in my
Speaker 1: head at all about what the next line is. So
Speaker 1: it's just sort of and then then you then you
Speaker 1: start to fold in what a lot of people I
Speaker 1: think forget is, Oh, now I need to be coming
Speaker 1: up with these thoughts for the very first time. And
Speaker 1: I think one of the most important things for actors
Speaker 1: to know is you've never had thought this before, right
Speaker 1: when you're when you're when you're doing a scene, your
Speaker 1: character has never thought one of those moments before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all brand new. You know. We need to see
Speaker 1: those thoughts coming to you and getting the idea for
Speaker 1: what you're about to say, just like we knew in
Speaker 1: real life. You know, we don't just all just rattle off.
Speaker 1: Now obviously it's heightened in a in a dramatic or
Speaker 1: a comedic way that we're just so quick witted and
Speaker 1: for example in Scrubs that we always have the best joke.
Speaker 1: Of course, but you still need to, even in a
Speaker 1: broad comedy like this, sell that these are these thoughts
Speaker 1: are new ideas because you've got them so well memorized
Speaker 1: that you're not searching for them. And then and then
Speaker 1: you can play with the fun of having them come
Speaker 1: to you. I tried to take the shortcut, and you know,
Speaker 1: a lot of people make fun of me and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. But a lot of the reasons why I
Speaker 1: didn't read scripts, and this is it's obvious an excuse,
Speaker 1: but mostly mostly true. I didn't read scripts and didn't
Speaker 1: learn lines because I wanted it to feel fresh and
Speaker 1: brand new. I got lazy after some time too, I
Speaker 1: think it was lazy. Well, no, there's that too, But
Speaker 1: you know, there was also the fact that I like
Speaker 1: the fact that Turk didn't know if he wasn't connected
Speaker 1: to it. I didn't think he should. I I should
Speaker 1: know what was going on in the in the in
Speaker 1: the story. Um, that's not a good thing, at least
Speaker 1: if you're a young actors. For myself, that didn't That
Speaker 1: didn't work. It's better to be so prepared that you
Speaker 1: don't like so that when the director says, hey, can
Speaker 1: you do it this way, you're able to do it
Speaker 1: without thinking about, well, what line should I on? You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? The minute that you don't have
Speaker 1: to worry about what you're saying, it's the moment you're
Speaker 1: able to open up and explore. Really what you're doing
Speaker 1: is what I found, And then I think that the
Speaker 1: next thing I try and do, particularly if it's something dramatic,
Speaker 1: and you know, communic is a bit different. But how
Speaker 1: how what in my life relates to this and how
Speaker 1: can I tap into? I may I most likely have
Speaker 1: not had the experience of the character I'm trying to
Speaker 1: be um, But what's closest in my life that I
Speaker 1: can really tap into and replace, you know why with
Speaker 1: x UM. So when I'm passionately talking about that thing,
Speaker 1: it will be as real as that similar thing is
Speaker 1: in my heart. UM, and I'll be able to convey
Speaker 1: it as well because I've sort of replaced the two things.
Speaker 1: I think that's been very helpful to me too. I
Speaker 1: had a similar I had a similar experience and theater
Speaker 1: school we did a Sun Time's Company. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: got to play Bobby, which is amazing. But that's a
Speaker 1: great role. So when it came to like duding like
Speaker 1: being alive at the end, wege you managed to get
Speaker 1: some sort of like emotional recall with it to the
Speaker 1: point I was like, oh no. Then they then suddenly
Speaker 1: you can't sing it without crying, and then you have
Speaker 1: to like and then you can't sing when you're crying,
Speaker 1: so you have to unless you're Ben plays He's mastered
Speaker 1: that that guy. If you ever saw Dear Evan Hanson,
Speaker 1: did you ever see him do it? I never, I
Speaker 1: never saw it live. No, I never saw anything like
Speaker 1: it in my life. And I don't know if they're
Speaker 1: singing live in the movie. This is going to turn
Speaker 1: into a quick You're Evan Hanson the movie ad. But uh,
Speaker 1: you know, Ben got teased a little bit online for like, oh,
Speaker 1: he looks too old to play a high school kid now,
Speaker 1: but come on, there's so many movies where people, I mean,
Speaker 1: look at almost every show where people don't look like
Speaker 1: they're really high school kids. But but the reason is
Speaker 1: that no one could do what Ben Platt did with
Speaker 1: that that song. He was those that music. He was
Speaker 1: sobbing every night, eight shows a week. He'd be sobbing
Speaker 1: with Payne and singing with the most beautiful voice you've
Speaker 1: ever heard. Um, that boy could sing, man. It's well
Speaker 1: known fact that that boy could really sing. Man Head's
Speaker 1: voice is incredible. Everybody knows, anybody who anybody who's like, nah,
Speaker 1: he's I is lying. Yeah. If you only think Ben
Speaker 1: Platt's I, you haven't seen this man, They're lying voice
Speaker 1: is sick. Yeah. But anyway, we should give him a
Speaker 1: shout because he has a new album and he's a
Speaker 1: good Uh, he's a good man. Um it's called Reverie.
Speaker 1: So we let we love Ben Platt here and pick
Speaker 1: up his new album, Reverie. Um all right, Doug. Next question,
Speaker 1: h all right, this is do you mind if I
Speaker 1: take off my T shirt? You do? You man? No,
Speaker 1: I'm at the beach, okay, and I turned off the
Speaker 1: air conditioning because of Daniel. He's very, very aggressive when
Speaker 1: it comes to sound design, although he hasn't insisted that
Speaker 1: Donald gets sound buffers in his Echoe office. He's fixing,
Speaker 1: he said, he knows how to fix it. That's okay.
Speaker 1: But I'm sweating, so I don't worry. I'm wearing pants. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's fine. Before I before it gets my just looks ridiculous.
Speaker 1: This looks ridiculous, doesn't it. I'm sitting him naked. Let
Speaker 1: me look at that. Look looking good, dud Not in
Speaker 1: fun of Doug, not in front of Dug. All right, Doug,
Speaker 1: next question, Um, yeah, okay, So this is for everybody.
Speaker 1: There is there a piece of art, whether it be
Speaker 1: like a book, a play, a sculpture, a painting, anything
Speaker 1: that you would like to take and make a film
Speaker 1: adaptation of what would it be? Wow? Great question. There
Speaker 1: was a children's book I wanted to adapt called Andrew
Speaker 1: Henry's Meadow that was always something on my list. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Donald, do you have anything that's on
Speaker 1: your mind that's not Star Wars related that I could
Speaker 1: add that I could adapt him to a movie. Wow? Um,
Speaker 1: it's all been done before. No, Donald, that's not the
Speaker 1: attitude that that's looking for. There's there are a couple
Speaker 1: of role playing games, okay you that suck at as
Speaker 1: role playing games, But the visuals and the artwork and
Speaker 1: all of the stuff that they put into the game
Speaker 1: is so great that you could easily turn it into
Speaker 1: animated series and or movie. Has there been a good
Speaker 1: Dungeons and Dragons movie. No, there's no such thing as
Speaker 1: a good Dungeons and Dragons movie. It's impossible. There's no way.
Speaker 1: There's no way. If you did, if you were able
Speaker 1: to achieve that and and make it feel like it
Speaker 1: very enters starting off, and by the end of it
Speaker 1: they're experts and all of that. If you could make
Speaker 1: that happen in two and a half hours and it'd
Speaker 1: be good, you are the best. But like the closest
Speaker 1: thing you have to it is Lord of the Rings. Yeah, okay, um, Douglas.
Speaker 1: When you play D and D, you play like like
Speaker 1: like Dani or sorry, last One or a game of Thrones.
Speaker 1: That's the closest thing. Those are the closest things in
Speaker 1: Dungeons and Dragons. When you played, you play like these
Speaker 1: guys do on a virtual board with friends to tabletop. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're playing of ours. So we actually started at this
Speaker 1: beginning of COVID. I think so many people who started
Speaker 1: playing at the start of COVID. Uh, there's five of us,
Speaker 1: and then obviously our dungeon Master, and then we're all
Speaker 1: Philly vaccinate and now so we had like one we
Speaker 1: only had for the first time, like a few weeks ago,
Speaker 1: we had our first end Parson game ever and we
Speaker 1: haven't had one. We haven't had one since because we're like,
Speaker 1: well neither we've done that. We can't go back to
Speaker 1: going online, so we want to, but obviously everyone's schedules
Speaker 1: are like it's a little bit more difficult to get
Speaker 1: everyone in one room at one time. Does everyone drink
Speaker 1: and smoke weed when you play? Yes? Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: about to say, if you're not doing that, and that's
Speaker 1: and that was that was the allure when you. When
Speaker 1: I was a kid and I was playing with all
Speaker 1: my friends, it was like we would get turnouts where
Speaker 1: it'd be like ten people and you'd be like, there's
Speaker 1: no way we're gonna do a campaign with all these
Speaker 1: people to night. But people would come to smoke weed
Speaker 1: and drink too. That was the reason why they were there.
Speaker 1: They were playing the game. No, So we would have
Speaker 1: like the neighborhood drug dealer come through and play Dungeons
Speaker 1: and Dragon so we could smoke weed for freewood, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. He was also a buddy of
Speaker 1: but he was also friends grow up. Would he weigh
Speaker 1: in and be like, don't let your god. He would play.
Speaker 1: He would play, and he would roll some of the
Speaker 1: biggest blunt you'd ever seen in your life, and we'd
Speaker 1: pass it around and play Dungeons and Dragons. Man. But
Speaker 1: it would be like, look, man, I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: something right now. That would be the best when you
Speaker 1: When you'd be like, oh shit, I don't want to
Speaker 1: say his name on here. I don't want to get
Speaker 1: him in trouble. You'd be like, oh, I'm saying anyway,
Speaker 1: fucking oh shit, coming to night. Oh I'll believe that
Speaker 1: every how come, every how come, every drug deal his
Speaker 1: name is Why why is that? When I was growing up,
Speaker 1: every drug Yeah, I guess so every drug deal I had.
Speaker 1: When we first started playing at the start of the Pandemic,
Speaker 1: We're playing like two or three times a week because
Speaker 1: there was nothing else to do. And it got to
Speaker 1: a point where I'm like, Okay, I need to not
Speaker 1: drink for a while, because it was like every session
Speaker 1: was like five or six beers. And then I'd like, right, okay,
Speaker 1: I need to like not drink for ay. Got to
Speaker 1: be careful because you're you're your character we crushed, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: well you're what are You're getting too messed up. You're
Speaker 1: not gonna make the right choices for your character. What
Speaker 1: level is your character right now? Level ten? Rogue sorcerer. Okay,
Speaker 1: so yeah, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I was
Speaker 1: about to say, here's the thing, though, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: It just means he's he has a very experienced character,
Speaker 1: and he's getting some pretty dope rolls out of his
Speaker 1: attacks right now, Like, yeah, how many dimes do you
Speaker 1: roll for an attack? Like five or six now no, yeah, yes, late.
Speaker 1: I multi classed, so my roles are like my spells
Speaker 1: at the lower So if you multi class, you can
Speaker 1: have do different types of characters. So like a dark Elf,
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I'm a wood Elf that started as
Speaker 1: a rogue and then then went into like go became
Speaker 1: a sorcerer as well. And so you're really you're a
Speaker 1: really high level because you had to get to tenth level. Okay,
Speaker 1: I feel like people are gonna start tuning out. So
Speaker 1: these are different things, Daniel. Do you respect that character
Speaker 1: that sounds like something impressive and you're at I'll pitch
Speaker 1: this way like leveling and Dudgeons and Dragons is one
Speaker 1: to twenty, so ten means you've been playing for a
Speaker 1: long time, Like you get to level twenty. It's a
Speaker 1: really really think about it because he can't but think
Speaker 1: about it, but think about it. Think about it, Danil.
Speaker 1: He he has to go up in levels first with
Speaker 1: the first class before he can switch to the second class.
Speaker 1: So he was already a tenth level. Why can't I
Speaker 1: just show up at the game. You're like, hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: are you doing him? Zach, I'm a level twenty ogre magi,
Speaker 1: let's do this. Sometimes you start a campaign like yeah,
Speaker 1: campaign starting at a level twenty that you didn't earn it,
Speaker 1: saying yeah, I'm just gonna kill everyone. What's the most
Speaker 1: amount of dye you can roll? It depends on what
Speaker 1: you're rolling for. Yeah, yeah, Zach, I implore you listen,
Speaker 1: I'm begging you, Zach. I'm not now, I'm begging you. Now,
Speaker 1: get a fucking switch and get Zelda Breath of the Wild. You.
Speaker 1: If you are looking for procrastination for writing, no, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm looking to get away from procrastination from riding. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, but thank you. All right, Douglas, it's time
Speaker 1: for Toronto Slash, Scotland's favorite segment. It's time too big.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, god, just every breastfeeding mom is just
Speaker 1: pissed right now. Sorry, baby, let's get Okay, I take it, Shure,
Speaker 1: it is lat Okay, they're back. If if my wife,
Speaker 1: if my wife listens to this, she'll be very appreciative
Speaker 1: of that. There you go. Now, we get a lot
Speaker 1: of comments from breastfeeding moms that they appreciate it when
Speaker 1: we help the baby relatch. After Donald screams all right,
Speaker 1: go ahead, Gregory, what's here? How can we help you? So?
Speaker 1: I had a baby last year on the thirty first
Speaker 1: of October. Congrats he came. He came ten weeks early,
Speaker 1: so he was like a premi baby. He's completely fine,
Speaker 1: He's absolutely gorgeous. He was just he was just eager
Speaker 1: to meet us, and he just needed to grow grow
Speaker 1: a little bit um. However, like since then, I was
Speaker 1: never really one for worrying, and since then, uh, like
Speaker 1: I'm just like constantly worrying about his like well being
Speaker 1: and his development and basically anything and everything. And it's
Speaker 1: sometimes it's just at the back of my mind, but
Speaker 1: sometimes it's like right at the forefront and can be
Speaker 1: quite like overwhelming. Yeah, and I was just wondering if
Speaker 1: a ever goes away and b if not, is there
Speaker 1: anything you would recommend? First of all, welcome you parenthood.
Speaker 1: This is what parenthood is, Douglas. This is how it is.
Speaker 1: This is four ever. Well, we get a little even
Speaker 1: a little respite after eighteen years, right even after no,
Speaker 1: even after eighteen years, you still kind of worry about them.
Speaker 1: I know my mom knows about me, now, I know
Speaker 1: my mom worries about me, But I'm saying that, like
Speaker 1: his main goal right now is eighteen. But dude, listen,
Speaker 1: you get to eighteen, you get to eighteen, there's a relief.
Speaker 1: There's definitely a really get when you get to the
Speaker 1: point where they can freaking think for themselves and everything
Speaker 1: and you and you hear yourself coming out of your
Speaker 1: child's mouth, you hear your knowledge coming out. Then you
Speaker 1: start to relax a little bit too. It's like, all right, well,
Speaker 1: they're thinking like me now, and they know that I
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to do this, and they're thinking, well, what
Speaker 1: would daddy and mommy do? So I'm starting to you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. So there's that. But I'm gonna
Speaker 1: keep in one hundred with you for the rest of
Speaker 1: your life. He's saying, till eighteen. I'm telling you, until
Speaker 1: you pass away, you're always eighteen years, eighteen years and
Speaker 1: worry about eighteenth birthday. He found out it wasn't he
Speaker 1: is Hilary Donald. That song is hilarious. Yeah, it's the truth.
Speaker 1: Though I ain't saying see a gold digger. You see
Speaker 1: him on TV any given Sunday when a Super Bowl
Speaker 1: shout out yeah, shout yeah, ask them if Donald can
Speaker 1: sing the full song for our sponsors. All Right, Douglas,
Speaker 1: I don't have any kids, but I can tell you, um,
Speaker 1: you know, risk management every everything, whether it's getting on
Speaker 1: a motorcycle or swimming in the ocean, there's ways of
Speaker 1: managing risk. Yeah, you know, so if there's things in
Speaker 1: your house, is the child as your child walking it? No,
Speaker 1: he's like this close to crawling. He's oh, you're in trouble.
Speaker 1: Once that happens too, it gets even worse. Man. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like getting super frustrated that he's like he just
Speaker 1: hasn't figured out that he has the movies hands. And
Speaker 1: then as soon as that happens and makes just make
Speaker 1: sure your house is all proved, like even the chords,
Speaker 1: you know, the Shade chords. Kids can't get hurt themselves
Speaker 1: on those. And I mean, obviously I'm not an expert.
Speaker 1: Google every possible thing in your house. So it's going
Speaker 1: to get those kiddie door fences, right, Donald, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it. It's a pool, Gregory. You pretty
Speaker 1: I'm pretty I'm pretty sure Douglas is already. I know
Speaker 1: I'm brainstorming for him. Douglas del Pool No, no, no, okay,
Speaker 1: but if you ever go over a friend's house. Once
Speaker 1: the baby starts crawling and walking and they have a pool,
Speaker 1: you can't leave him out of your site for two seconds. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: just tech teach the baby how to swim pretty early, obviously. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And that's another thing I do if I was if
Speaker 1: I was you and feeling like gurotic um, starts swimming
Speaker 1: like as soon as possible, because they can swim. He
Speaker 1: could probably as a boy or girl by he could
Speaker 1: probably swim right now. Well, I've show you them just
Speaker 1: throwing babies in the water. I'm not them right now. No,
Speaker 1: that's I think. I think I'll wait till two. But
Speaker 1: that's what you really want, because look, let's say you
Speaker 1: do have a pool and the baby does fall in
Speaker 1: the pool. It gives you enough time to get to
Speaker 1: the baby, you know, yeah, where as you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, and where instead of the baby sinking to
Speaker 1: the bottom, the baby will day up on top and
Speaker 1: float for a little bit before it does that. And
Speaker 1: you'd be surprised how long babies can swim for. And
Speaker 1: I would also say, if you have babysitters and stuff,
Speaker 1: I think it would make me neurotic if they were
Speaker 1: driving the child around and I didn't know their driving skills.
Speaker 1: Get a nanny cam. Yeah, not just for you, for
Speaker 1: not just for you. You know, I'm being, I'm fucking being.
Speaker 1: I'm bullshitting. You don't need a nanny camera. You do,
Speaker 1: you have a nanny No, But when Winnie starts having babysitters,
Speaker 1: there's no reason not to have a camera up in
Speaker 1: you on your shelf, except just don't get caught. Just
Speaker 1: don't get caught sayings tough to your over the baby monitor.
Speaker 1: That's like, isn't that a story that happens where like
Speaker 1: someone goes into the to the baby's room the nursery
Speaker 1: and they're just talking shit about their mother in law
Speaker 1: and then the baby monitors on in the kitchen. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I happened in every sitcom. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: they go into and they go into the kitchen and
Speaker 1: the mother in law's like packed, she's like out of
Speaker 1: that welcome. Yeah, you're welcome, to be honest, you're welcome. No. No,
Speaker 1: that's great. Douglas. How awesome is it to have the
Speaker 1: name Douglas Walker. That's a pretty fucking dope name. It's
Speaker 1: Douglas Walker. I love it. It's good. Uh, do you
Speaker 1: want to sing a little something for for us, anything,
Speaker 1: just to give us a little sample or no, No,
Speaker 1: I'm all right, I'm all right. I'll go stars in
Speaker 1: their multitude, I think my friends. I mean, he may
Speaker 1: have gone the beach, but hold honestly, a little dream
Speaker 1: star shining bright above you night wings that seem to whisper.
Speaker 1: I love you birds singing in the sycamore tree, dream
Speaker 1: a little dream of me. All right, everybody, that's our show.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Douglas for coming on, and um Donald,
Speaker 1: I love you, Daniel, I love you Joel. I love
Speaker 1: your dream love dream. If I may yeah, no you
Speaker 1: may not, Douglas, No, alright you may not. Donald ahead,
Speaker 1: I just want to say, like, it's just a quick
Speaker 1: thanks to you guys. And also probably by extension Bill
Speaker 1: Lawrence for because I've never heard of him, who's that
Speaker 1: obviously obviously a big fan of Scrubs grown up and
Speaker 1: like set the standard for like platonic male friendship, like
Speaker 1: between two guys. Like the relationship on that show was like,
Speaker 1: that's the kind of people I want to surround myself with,
Speaker 1: and that's the people that I do surround myself with.
Speaker 1: Now that's good, Thank you so much and as it is,
Speaker 1: or it kind of a quick shout out. It's just
Speaker 1: just just for my wife really because over COVID. Since
Speaker 1: COVID and she's had the baby, herner band have still
Speaker 1: managed to like write and record an album. And so
Speaker 1: I thought, as like a she's awesome, and I just
Speaker 1: want to I just want to like shout out who
Speaker 1: they are. So, what's the name of the album. What's
Speaker 1: the name of an album? Where can we get it?
Speaker 1: What's the name of the band? Okay, So the band
Speaker 1: is called Linar Bloom. They are a three women harmony
Speaker 1: folk band and they've just they just finished record of
Speaker 1: their album Running Deep. It's still getting mixed and mastered.
Speaker 1: But you can get their EP which is on anywhere
Speaker 1: you can get music. It's just under their name Lenar
Speaker 1: Bloom at two quote scrubs itself. If my heart could
Speaker 1: write songs, they'd sound like this. Oh you're a very
Speaker 1: nice husband. You seem like a very nice man. Thanks,
Speaker 1: thank you. You seem kind and loving and I bet
Speaker 1: you're gonna be an amazing father. He is an amazing father. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm saying as the child continues to grow. Okay, Donald Okay,
Speaker 1: calm down, Donald where this room, This room, I'm not exaggerating,
Speaker 1: is one hundred and ten degrees. But look at my armpit,
Speaker 1: all right, nobody want to see that. The time has come.
Speaker 1: Holy cow, drumroll please Daniel, Daniel, I'm gonna I don't
Speaker 1: have timpany. Daniel's the one with Timpa. Wait a second,
Speaker 1: at you. There we go, Daniel and dogs getting bigger
Speaker 1: by the way. That dog is very cute. But don't
Speaker 1: let the dog upstage from the TIMPANYMP. No, listen, this
Speaker 1: is incredible. Yeah, this is this is what's happened. This
Speaker 1: is a sum up. And he said, can we give
Speaker 1: one of our listeners who's in need of a car
Speaker 1: that a car that would really change their life? Not
Speaker 1: someone who just wants a car upgrade to a Hunday Tucson,
Speaker 1: but someone who could really have meaningful change in their
Speaker 1: life from receiving a car. I didn't even think they
Speaker 1: were going to spring for the fancy Hunday Tusson. I
Speaker 1: thought it might be like the entry vehicle or whatever,
Speaker 1: the lowest one they have. I'm driving right now. Yes,
Speaker 1: but it's still nice. Yeah, but the Cone is still
Speaker 1: a great car. It is it's electric. But these folks
Speaker 1: came and said absolutely will um and we'd like to
Speaker 1: give them a hunday. Tucson and Donald and I were like, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: whoa what. Then I went to iHeart. I want to
Speaker 1: take credit for this, but I really feel like, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't even know how it. No, No, I don't mean,
Speaker 1: I don't mean separate from you. I want to say that.
Speaker 1: I went to the good people at iHeart and said, hey,
Speaker 1: I I don't want someone to get Sometimes when someone
Speaker 1: wins a luxury car, like on a game show or something,
Speaker 1: they're then stuck with some insane tax bill. And they said,
Speaker 1: I don't want to strap someone who's clearly in need
Speaker 1: with a surprise tax bill for a yea, you want
Speaker 1: a luxury car. And this was you know, this was
Speaker 1: all you that did that. This is the truth. I
Speaker 1: did do that. But I want everyone, all the listeners
Speaker 1: to know, because some of you were like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: gonna stick this kind person in need with the tax bill. No,
Speaker 1: we're paying the taxes. We pay taxes. Um. So I
Speaker 1: could get real controversial right now, but I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: do it. Please don't. This is a celebration. Dan'll get
Speaker 1: the tympany ready again, who hover your finger over the
Speaker 1: tympany all tax paid? Now, I want to read before
Speaker 1: we bring on the winner. I would like to read
Speaker 1: um people that were with some amazing submissions, and I
Speaker 1: want you to know that every single one of them
Speaker 1: was read by our team and a narrowed down And
Speaker 1: I have to say that there was a slight soft
Speaker 1: spot in her heart for this particular writer because she
Speaker 1: is a nurse's assistant, and the people submitting paragraphs were
Speaker 1: limited to one hundred words, and I'm not sure if
Speaker 1: she used all hundred words. Joel, did you do a
Speaker 1: word count on the winner? I didn't do a word count.
Speaker 1: Let's do a word count. I want to know how
Speaker 1: she won with eighty seven words whatever it is. But
Speaker 1: I'm going to read you what she wrote. Okay, everybody
Speaker 1: count well he reads, let's go. No, No, Jowell knows
Speaker 1: how to do a word count. She's a right way.
Speaker 1: I want the answer. What is it? Ninety nine? Whoa
Speaker 1: fond nurse? Applause? Daniel fonderous applause, and she kept it
Speaker 1: in the yes. Wow. We also love a rule of following. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read you. I'm gonna read you what the
Speaker 1: winner wrote to us before we bring her on quote.
Speaker 1: This would be a dream come true to win this car.
Speaker 1: Right now, I put the kids on the bus for school,
Speaker 1: and then I walk three miles to catch a bus
Speaker 1: to go to work as a nurse's assistant. As a
Speaker 1: single mom with one income coming in, getting a car
Speaker 1: is not in the budget, as I can barely pay
Speaker 1: the bills. Winning this car will relieve so much stress,
Speaker 1: especially coming into the winter season. The head being able
Speaker 1: to drive means I could work more hours and possibly
Speaker 1: look for a better job for my family that you
Speaker 1: had us at. All of that, all ninety nine words. Um,
Speaker 1: So we are on behalf of Donald, Fazon, Duell, Monique, DJ,
Speaker 1: Daniel Goodman. Aren't you happy? I know your last name.
Speaker 1: I'm honored you, honor me. I don't know my thing
Speaker 1: plugged inn and uh and of course Unda the good
Speaker 1: people at Hunday and the good people at I Heeart.
Speaker 1: So we are very thrilled to welcome our winner and
Speaker 1: Doyle Donald. Please do a celebratory ladies and gentlemen tonight
Speaker 1: on a very special episode of Fix Your Life. We
Speaker 1: welcome and I don't know how to do anything I
Speaker 1: ever said, my son help me. Oh it's so nice
Speaker 1: to meet you. And congratulations you won. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: We really appreciate the kids having going crazy here in
Speaker 1: the house. I'm actually hiding it in their bedroom where
Speaker 1: they that's very sweet. Well, not only did you win,
Speaker 1: but you wont like when we've set out to do
Speaker 1: this contest. For some of you thought, okay, well, understandably,
Speaker 1: Hunday will probably give the base model they gave you,
Speaker 1: like the sweet Hunday Tucson. It's not. It's incredible. Really,
Speaker 1: we can I was trying earlier. Oh good, tell us
Speaker 1: a little bit. We read your note. We just read
Speaker 1: your note, which we thought was beautifully said. And of
Speaker 1: course it goes without saying on this show we have
Speaker 1: a soft spot in our hearts for single moms and
Speaker 1: of course people in the medical profession. But tell us
Speaker 1: a little bit about, please, just how how this car
Speaker 1: is going to change life for you a bit. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh. You know, in the morning, I have to
Speaker 1: rush to get the kids on the bus, and then
Speaker 1: I have to actually I started running to the bus stop,
Speaker 1: which is like miles away, so that I can get
Speaker 1: like a couple of extra hours in but I had
Speaker 1: to take the bus all the way to work and
Speaker 1: then so it limits the time I can actually do
Speaker 1: work because I have to make sure I'm back here
Speaker 1: and not having the kids on the street here before
Speaker 1: I get home from work. So the cars like maybe
Speaker 1: a different job or something like that, and they'll give
Speaker 1: me more full time work because now I don't get
Speaker 1: benefits or anything like that. And the kids are never
Speaker 1: able to do sports at school or after school or
Speaker 1: like play dates because how are they going to get there?
Speaker 1: And it'll be able to We'll be able to do
Speaker 1: so much, you know, working as you say in like
Speaker 1: the medical professional. Well I'm not only an aid, but um,
Speaker 1: you know, we had so many sad cases over the year.
Speaker 1: You know, some patients died there with the COVID and
Speaker 1: all that business. So like, you know, this will be
Speaker 1: so exciting. At least we'll be able to drive to work,
Speaker 1: you know, listening to the radio. That'll be so nice.
Speaker 1: Oh no, then the car it doesn't come with a radio,
Speaker 1: yes it does. No, no, no, no, it all it
Speaker 1: has is the motor. There's no air conditioning. There's no
Speaker 1: air conditioning, and there's no there's no computer, so you
Speaker 1: have to roll the windows down. Stone And I don't
Speaker 1: know if you saw the little funny video we made
Speaker 1: driving around on the Tucson when we did that show,
Speaker 1: but it's that exact car that we had that we
Speaker 1: were driving. It really isn't really nice. It has that
Speaker 1: whole clear roof thing and your your kids are gonna
Speaker 1: love it because it's super cool and um, we're just
Speaker 1: so happy for you and the idea of you being
Speaker 1: able to take your kids to activities and not be
Speaker 1: walking three miles to catch a bus after you take
Speaker 1: them to the bus stop. I just especially in winter.
Speaker 1: I just Donald, what city are you? It's work and
Speaker 1: work Wayland. We're in Whyland, so it's like far. We're
Speaker 1: in the middle of nowhere very much, but there. What's
Speaker 1: the next closive city, next clos city, what's like a
Speaker 1: big one in Massachusetts. We're in Massa. Wow, this is
Speaker 1: definitely gonna work because I know how cold it gets
Speaker 1: in listening area. We've given people. The most we've ever
Speaker 1: given people is is a is a case of kombucha
Speaker 1: and um and that always goes over very well. And
Speaker 1: no offense that gts kombucha but a hounday Tucson is
Speaker 1: is one step more baller. It's so beautiful, so beautiful.
Speaker 1: We were rushing a video on it. I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: That's nice. Wait, hold up, you were watching a video
Speaker 1: on the Honda tu Son. Yeah, and its features on
Speaker 1: the phone. My son showed me how to do it
Speaker 1: on the phone on its features. I love. Yeah. Do
Speaker 1: you remember that? Do you remember when you had Like
Speaker 1: I remember when I was younger, and it was like
Speaker 1: the car. If there was a car that I really wanted,
Speaker 1: I would go to the at least go to the
Speaker 1: dealership and get the hand brochure. Yeah, the brochure and
Speaker 1: look through the brochure. And I would happen to me
Speaker 1: when my father would go to look at a new car,
Speaker 1: I would get all the brochures in the whole dealership
Speaker 1: and I would because he barely cared, but I loved cars,
Speaker 1: and I would sit there at home and look at
Speaker 1: what paint color I might get and what features I
Speaker 1: would get if I get If I get the S series,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go candy Bullet right now. But if I
Speaker 1: have to get the Sea my father never cared, but
Speaker 1: I was like, we definitely need it behind the um
Speaker 1: We needed behind the front seat monitors. You know, the
Speaker 1: kids are saying, Oh, can we have ten seats or
Speaker 1: seven seats? I'm like, I only need three seats. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well yeah it comes with that for sure. Well. It
Speaker 1: actually has some really cool safety features that we found
Speaker 1: out we were driving. It has this remember that thing
Speaker 1: Donald about. What I love about it actually was when
Speaker 1: you turn the signal on your let's say you turn
Speaker 1: your right signal on, a camera that shows your blind
Speaker 1: spot comes up in the right in front of you,
Speaker 1: right in front of the steering where like where your
Speaker 1: speedometer is, a camera showing if any car is in
Speaker 1: your blind spot comes up on your dashboard. Pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I wish my car. I have a nice car and
Speaker 1: it doesn't have that. I wish my car had that. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we don't want to take more of your time. We
Speaker 1: just wanted to celebrate you. Will you please when you
Speaker 1: get it and it's in your possession, will you please
Speaker 1: send us some pictures of you and the kids so
Speaker 1: that we can we can put them online and just
Speaker 1: show everyone you and the kids and a new car.
Speaker 1: Oh that would be that would be great. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: no problem. The kids will love that. Okay, Donald, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm excited for you and I know I I you know,
Speaker 1: my my grand father lives in Springfield, Massachusetts, so I
Speaker 1: know how cold it gets, and I know how suv
Speaker 1: is definitely needed in the winter, and so, uh so
Speaker 1: I'm just so happy that Hunde was so willing to
Speaker 1: give us a car first off, but then that we
Speaker 1: were able to get you a car. Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. And and we noticed, by the way, Anne,
Speaker 1: that you hit ninety nine words. We did a word
Speaker 1: count because that's how particular we are in our contest.
Speaker 1: And if you had done one on one, oh no,
Speaker 1: they wouldn't. They doesn't. I don't think one on one
Speaker 1: would even get through to us. But and you only
Speaker 1: ended up with ninety nine. And I wonder if there's
Speaker 1: one word you'd like, maybe just thanks? Yeah, thankful. Well, um, listen,
Speaker 1: we are grateful to you working in the health industry,
Speaker 1: and uh we all, every single one of us appreciates
Speaker 1: how hard it is to be a single mother. It
Speaker 1: sounds to me like you're a really fun single mother
Speaker 1: and your kids are about to have a really really
Speaker 1: cool SUV thanks to Hundai. So congratulations and thank you.
Speaker 1: So much, and send us pictures, send us pictures of
Speaker 1: that beautiful hounday two song. Oh my gosh, definitely all
Speaker 1: right an take care of all right. Wow, I can't
Speaker 1: believe we gave away a car. Well, we did it.
Speaker 1: She's very sweet, Joel. Make sure we get pictures because
Speaker 1: I think it would be fun to put out on
Speaker 1: the on the interwebs and show people and and her
Speaker 1: kids and their new tu song. Shout out to Hande
Speaker 1: Man like, yeah, real, for real, for real man, you
Speaker 1: guys are awesome for this, and thank you for partnering
Speaker 1: with us over here, fake doctors, real friends. Uh, you know,
Speaker 1: don't you feel good now? I feel great, like I
Speaker 1: I did something. I got emotional when she was like,
Speaker 1: my kids can't do playdates or sports or anything. Well,
Speaker 1: when she said the sports thing, that really hit home.
Speaker 1: Because you always always been like I can't take them
Speaker 1: to see Star Wars. I would have been like, let's
Speaker 1: see if we can get you a flat screen inside.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna spring for a flat screen. No. Um, all right, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm so happy man that we did that. That was
Speaker 1: really cool man, really nice. Thanks thanks everybody, Thanks Jowell
Speaker 1: and Daniel for making it happen and thanks, iHeart and
Speaker 1: thanks hunday and all right, you know what I think, man,
Speaker 1: we should try and figure a way to do things
Speaker 1: like this more often when we partner with you know
Speaker 1: where we partner with big companies, whether it be car
Speaker 1: or like GTS, they're so awesome for doing what they do. Also,
Speaker 1: we got to shout them out. Also, we could give
Speaker 1: away some free therapy from Better Help. Maybe. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: the whole world. That's yo's brainstorming. That's kind that's actually
Speaker 1: kind of fire, dude, if we could get that going,
Speaker 1: y'all see Amanda dance, Oh, she has a really good
Speaker 1: She has a good shout at winning this thing. Biggest
Speaker 1: competition is probably what Jojo. I think Jojo Christine Chu
Speaker 1: is definitely competition. And I'll tell you why. One she's
Speaker 1: been going to the show for season after season after season,
Speaker 1: Like she's sat in the audience and watched that doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: and she's dreamed of this. First of all, it's about voting,
Speaker 1: all right now. Jojo Seawall has got like a zillion followers,
Speaker 1: great story. And I think Amanda, I know him biased,
Speaker 1: but I think Amanda is the best dancer. Yeah, I agree,
Speaker 1: But I don't know that Amanda has enough voters because
Speaker 1: it's all about popularity ultimately, Well, everybody can only vote
Speaker 1: ten times. Were you sad when your karate kid of
Speaker 1: a guy got kicked off? I kind of saw it coming. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he couldn't He couldn't really dance. I'm sure he could dance. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think he could dance. I'm just a little
Speaker 1: bit older than that five. There's plenty of seventy five
Speaker 1: year olds who can shake a leg. I don't think
Speaker 1: that that particular gentleman could dance. Bet you. I bet
Speaker 1: you when he was younger and he was limburn doing
Speaker 1: his karate back then, he was never seen these old
Speaker 1: men on the dance floor that know all the moves
Speaker 1: and they're twisting and they're spinning. And a lot of
Speaker 1: those cats danced as a young as youngster. They had
Speaker 1: to lull young people had to learn ballroom dancing back
Speaker 1: in the day. Do you know how Joejoe Swa is
Speaker 1: the first woman to be able to dance with a
Speaker 1: female dancer. I was thinking we approached the show about
Speaker 1: you and I dancing together, Um, yes, please, why not?
Speaker 1: Why are you shaking your head because we're gonna get
Speaker 1: kicked off right away. No, neither one of us knows
Speaker 1: how to be you're a very good dancer, neither one
Speaker 1: of us. As a practice, we ball room dance. We'll
Speaker 1: break dance, but the little lamar, we'll pop in lock.
Speaker 1: They'll be like, no matter what they say. And now
Speaker 1: Donald face on and Zach Braff with the fox trot,
Speaker 1: We'll still going on and pop do yes. And you
Speaker 1: know everyone changes their song every week. LA this week
Speaker 1: Zach and Donald with the tango, poping lock. Clap your hands, everybody.
Speaker 1: I bet you we wouldn't get kicked off for a
Speaker 1: long ass time. Can you ask the Dancing the Stars
Speaker 1: producers if they'll make an acceptance? We get kicked off
Speaker 1: so fast. They're not taking this seriously. Yeah, people are
Speaker 1: very very serious about this. Yeah, I just serious. Understand
Speaker 1: how popular this show is. This is not dance. Is
Speaker 1: a serious, serious ballroom dance. Did you see the movies
Speaker 1: The Silver Lining, The Civil Line Playbook? Yeah? Do you
Speaker 1: remember what that movie was? Yeah? They build up, they
Speaker 1: build up to a ballroom dancing competition. I recall, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: why are you laughing? Did something happen on Ani? Do
Speaker 1: you remember how serious people remember? But do you remember
Speaker 1: how serious? Do you remember? How serious? Wait? You listen
Speaker 1: to watching Star Wars right now? Yeah? What's that? She? Sometimes?
Speaker 1: Joel laughs and I'm like, is it the show or
Speaker 1: did something happen on Rebels in the back room. I
Speaker 1: just like Donald's passion for sivil lines Playbook. He's like
Speaker 1: it was all spelled out right there in that movie.
Speaker 1: If you see serious stuff, it's a serious stuff. If
Speaker 1: you see how those people hit, they were so pissed
Speaker 1: off watching the two of them at the end of
Speaker 1: the movie dance. They were so upset all of the
Speaker 1: people that were there. There's like, all we gotta do
Speaker 1: is get like a five. Amon's first movie, Strictly Ballroom.
Speaker 1: I never saw that, so goddamn good you like it
Speaker 1: the documentary? No? Oh no, I'm thinking of Mad Hot
Speaker 1: ball Room first movie. I have not seen Strictly ball Room,
Speaker 1: but I have seen Mad Hot ball Room. Is that
Speaker 1: the one with the kids? Yeah? Sounds so great. Anyway,
Speaker 1: vote for a Manda, guys, come on, we want her
Speaker 1: to win. We don't. We don't have she doesn't have
Speaker 1: the fan base that Joe Joe Siwa has and uh
Speaker 1: we want we want her to win, so vote for her, right? Yeah? Absolutely? Donald?
Speaker 1: Did you vote ten times for her? You want me
Speaker 1: to be honest, Yes, I want you to be honest.
Speaker 1: I voted once. But that's white. You can just copy
Speaker 1: paste ten times in a text. Is that what you did? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you say, Amanda to the whatever number they give you
Speaker 1: on the show, and then you copy that text and
Speaker 1: you just go paste, paste, paste, paste ten times. You
Speaker 1: can't do that for Mandy. It'll take you eleven seconds.
Speaker 1: I'll do it next Monday, Dick, I thought you can
Speaker 1: say something funnier that you voted for Cody. Cody got
Speaker 1: screwed because of that man. Damn Cheryl. You had to
Speaker 1: get that bad man. But he still looked good on
Speaker 1: his rehearsal video. Dang, I wanted to see Cody dance.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. Do you know why I wanted
Speaker 1: to see Cody dance? Because you have a crush on him.
Speaker 1: There's a little bit of there's a little bit of
Speaker 1: a man crush on Cody. I'm not gonna line. Yeah.
Speaker 1: When when when Amanda took that picture and sent it
Speaker 1: to us of the two of them, there was a
Speaker 1: little bit of jealous jealousy in me. Now, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie. I just want to hang out with the dude.
Speaker 1: And it's really funny. He's so this is the way
Speaker 1: we're gonna get him on our show. It's because a
Speaker 1: man Amanda is gonna get his cell phone number and
Speaker 1: we're gonna stalk him. We're gonna have to. Yeah. Oh
Speaker 1: this is our this is our goodbye call. Guys. Yeah, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: you tell you something. Yeah, we're going your fault. You
Speaker 1: guys want to tell me to break a leg? It
Speaker 1: would be nice. Well I have a leg, man, do
Speaker 1: you want it? You want it right now? You want
Speaker 1: what is happening? I'm pretending that Donald. Pretend Donald. I'm
Speaker 1: pretending this is Donald. The mic is Donald's penis. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm okay, okay, that's enough. That's enough. That's getting hard,
Speaker 1: aren't you. It's a little movement. I didn't lick it.
Speaker 1: I just put my nose on it. I'm so happy
Speaker 1: you didn't lick it. All right, um, all right, smell
Speaker 1: smell it smell like sports know. All right, We love
Speaker 1: you guys, Thanks for tuning in. We'll see you next time.
Speaker 1: About we made a nurs so gada around you here,
Speaker 1: I'm gada around you here, I'm expect for you while
Speaker 1: you're with a time mm hmmmm