Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. That is what I am
Speaker 1: talking about. When I am eating, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: My liquid diet, it consists of fruit, That's what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. And sugar, that's what I'm talking about. But
Speaker 1: natural sugar get into a day of shoom? What? What? What? What? What?
Speaker 1: What you're trying to get into a day of shoom
Speaker 1: or what you're trying to do. Every time I go
Speaker 1: on vacation, I tell myself that this is not going
Speaker 1: to be the time where I overdrink. I'm going to exercise.
Speaker 1: I'm going to do fun things that involve cardio. You'd
Speaker 1: be lying to yourself every time you go on vacation. Dog,
Speaker 1: every time I'm on vacation, and You've been on a
Speaker 1: lot of them with me, I just sit and drink
Speaker 1: by the pool until I'm as are you losing your abs?
Speaker 1: The ads are gone? Now I'm back. I'm back. I
Speaker 1: just went to the beach for a bit, but a
Speaker 1: week with and I did consume a lot of Casa
Speaker 1: and eagles. Mmmmmm you like that? Huh? Yes? And Randy
Speaker 1: Carber I ran into Rachel, you know Rachel from Rachel's Alice.
Speaker 1: You know her. She runs their pr She sent me
Speaker 1: a hat. I thought she was gonna send me like
Speaker 1: a case. I was like, Rachel, it's for the best.
Speaker 1: Now listen, it's for the best. But I ran into her.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, you work for Cosamigos. You gotta
Speaker 1: send me like the motherload. She goes, Oh, I'll send
Speaker 1: you a care backage. I'm so excited. Box comes. It
Speaker 1: feels a little light, a little concerned about its heft
Speaker 1: because I thought I thought it was gonna be like
Speaker 1: a case. Not that I need a fucking case tequila, please,
Speaker 1: I don't. But it was very nice. There was a bottle. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was about to say, I know. I thought it
Speaker 1: gonna be like one of those hotel bottles. No, there
Speaker 1: was a nice T shirt and hat, which I will
Speaker 1: promptly regifts because I'm not gonna walk around wearing a
Speaker 1: costamigo's hat. Yeah. I did something today that I haven't
Speaker 1: done in a really really, really really really long time.
Speaker 1: Didn't masturbate. Well, no, that's that's an everyday thing. The
Speaker 1: thing about me and meat. No, um, so we've got
Speaker 1: smoothie on your on your mustache. It's such a great
Speaker 1: like it's like a flavor saver. So it's like, after
Speaker 1: I'm so gross, though, we have to look at you
Speaker 1: and you look like, you know, one of those professors
Speaker 1: that's been talking for hours, and okay, good, I'm glad
Speaker 1: that's what you went with. Yeah, I didn't go with
Speaker 1: anything gross. Anyway, I worked out today, good for you, Donald,
Speaker 1: but not not even did I work out? Even worked
Speaker 1: out a long time. It's been a while, man. I
Speaker 1: was on that health kick and then I fell off
Speaker 1: around my birthday, which was June twenty second for all
Speaker 1: of you who didn't know, but for those of you
Speaker 1: wished me a happy birthday, I love you, thank you
Speaker 1: very much. Anyway, I fell off right around that time,
Speaker 1: and I haven't really worked out since then and have
Speaker 1: gained a few pounds. And I called a buddy of
Speaker 1: mine who is a straight up mue tie fighter, and
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, will you train me? And he
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I'll fucking train you. He came to
Speaker 1: the crib today and he bought the pads and he
Speaker 1: bought the freaking mits, and you know, we lifted some weights,
Speaker 1: but I got to freaking let out some of that
Speaker 1: aggression that I needed to to some freaking and it's
Speaker 1: going to happen four days a week, or at least
Speaker 1: that's the plan. And I've been playing a lot of tennis, Zach.
Speaker 1: I miss you. I miss you too. I'll get you.
Speaker 1: You're all proud drinking. You're smoothie. When you do work
Speaker 1: out and you get to have that celebratory smoothie, you
Speaker 1: feel you feel good. Oh yeah, I miss you. I
Speaker 1: miss you too. Man. You're hanging out with all lot
Speaker 1: of friends. Yeah, I'm watching you on freaking uh on Instagram.
Speaker 1: You got Carrie with you. Yeah, these would raid in
Speaker 1: hang I saw you hanging out with Elvis, and that
Speaker 1: means a Manda is around, a Manda is around. They're
Speaker 1: doing a really sweet, beautiful thing for Nick Um the Waitress.
Speaker 1: The show is coming back and they're doing a tribute
Speaker 1: to Nick after the curtain call on the first show
Speaker 1: September two, because Nick originated one of the lead roles
Speaker 1: in the show, which is very beautiful and also extra suite.
Speaker 1: They have this you know, Waitress is about obviously a
Speaker 1: woman who makes amazing pies. I guess not obviously if
Speaker 1: you didn't know the plot, Um, it's that's part of
Speaker 1: the plot. She makes he's an incredible baker. And they
Speaker 1: have all these funny names of her pies and that
Speaker 1: they not only have in the show, but you they
Speaker 1: sell them in the lobby, a small, small versions of it. Anyway,
Speaker 1: they made a live your Life pie for Nick and
Speaker 1: it's amazing. I don't know if Sarah actually changed the
Speaker 1: dialogue and the lyrics to reflect that, or if it's
Speaker 1: just like on the set or whatever, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: find out because I'm going, um, this will have already,
Speaker 1: this will air away after this, but I'm going m
Speaker 1: September second. Nice. That's that's wonderful. So man, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be their opening night. I'm going to be there. I'm
Speaker 1: probably gonna sob as I cross under the marquee of
Speaker 1: the theater. Here's the thing, though, everybody and anybody who's
Speaker 1: going to opening night anything has a choice on what
Speaker 1: they can see. You chose Waitress, which is a hot
Speaker 1: ticket apparently on Broadway, right, it's a very hot ticket.
Speaker 1: But I also chose it because I like the show
Speaker 1: a lot, and I like Sarah a lot, but also
Speaker 1: because Amanda is coming down for this special, right and
Speaker 1: I and so you know, you have to be vaccinated.
Speaker 1: Of course, I'm gonna wear a mask, of course, but um,
Speaker 1: I'm really really excited. I mean, it's just Broadway's coming back. Broadway.
Speaker 1: You have to be vaccinated to go, you have to
Speaker 1: wear a mask. But it's time for Broadway to come back.
Speaker 1: And I swear I had a little cough today. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh no, oh no, that tastes like delta
Speaker 1: that mucus. That feels like delta mucus. I don't have it. Though.
Speaker 1: Let's get back to the show. Very bizarre, weird episode. Yeah,
Speaker 1: almost didn't Almost didn't fit the season. I know it
Speaker 1: was out of place, definitely in a season. You know, Listen,
Speaker 1: they can't all be home runs. Donald. Listen. The Mets,
Speaker 1: for example, they're not having a good season. I hear
Speaker 1: I thought they were having a great season. Is it
Speaker 1: no longer a good season for them? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just don't look up much. But I used to
Speaker 1: hear about the Mets because my father was their biggest fan,
Speaker 1: and I I saw on the interwebs the mess are
Speaker 1: not doing well. I'm not a big baseball fan anymore
Speaker 1: for some reason, maybe because my kid doesn't play it.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but hey, yeah, I
Speaker 1: get it, man. This this was one of those episodes
Speaker 1: where you were like, it has a lot of really
Speaker 1: funny moments, but it's so bizarre and the message, let's
Speaker 1: get into it. Lettest sure we made nurses stories never
Speaker 1: so yeada around here, YadA around here. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what the message behind this was. You gotta hustle.
Speaker 1: It's it's a hustle episode, That's what the truth behind
Speaker 1: it is. You go to extra mile with everything you do,
Speaker 1: and you're probably have a better result than if you
Speaker 1: just you know, half asset or if you just hand
Speaker 1: it in. You know what I mean, Like, when you
Speaker 1: go that extra mile, there's there there there, there are
Speaker 1: big rewards at the end. And yes, I guess so
Speaker 1: many people in life are going to do things half asked.
Speaker 1: And are you going to separate yourself by going all
Speaker 1: out and going the quote extra mile? That was the episode.
Speaker 1: That's the premise. And then and and and JD's trying
Speaker 1: to inspire everyone or I don't know, yeah, inspire him.
Speaker 1: But also Cox he's trying to like say, hey, maybe
Speaker 1: there's something I can teach you about being a doctor
Speaker 1: that you don't know that you can go the extra mile,
Speaker 1: and you know, Cox is like, what's just leaving the
Speaker 1: funk alone? And then little by little by the end,
Speaker 1: he's you know, rehearsing the lines from street car named
Speaker 1: Desire with his patient right. I do remember being excited
Speaker 1: to make out Maria Manunos because now, let's always thought
Speaker 1: that Maria Manunos is isn't was a very beautiful woman
Speaker 1: still to this day. Um, Maria Manunos is a very
Speaker 1: beautiful woman. Yes, and she's a very good athlete. She is, Yes,
Speaker 1: what does she what sport is her sport? Well, she
Speaker 1: plays a lot of sports, actually, she you know, doing
Speaker 1: the doing the circuit of celebrity games and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I've played basketball with her, I've played football with her,
Speaker 1: and she's actually a very good athlete, like not no
Speaker 1: bullshit aside. She you know, Um, she has a very
Speaker 1: particular laugh, as I recall, doesn't she. Yes, it's very
Speaker 1: it's like man something like that, something like she's on
Speaker 1: Howard Stern a lot. Yeah, because he loves her, and
Speaker 1: I think she's been with the same man for a
Speaker 1: very long time, Yes, which must be frustrating for him
Speaker 1: because I think everyone probably shoots their shot. Well, if
Speaker 1: you were to introduce me to her boyfriend, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: know what he looked like. And you're absolutely right anyway,
Speaker 1: So I always she still with her partner, I imagine
Speaker 1: they are. Yes, yeah, her and Kevin had been married
Speaker 1: since twenty seventeen. She's a very entertaining. Um if you
Speaker 1: listen to Howard start and they're always make make for
Speaker 1: good radio and um. Yeah. So anyway, I didn't know why.
Speaker 1: I guess I guess she was as popular as a
Speaker 1: as a TV presenter we call them in England we
Speaker 1: call them a presenter. She was a very popular TV presenter.
Speaker 1: You're English now, no, But I couldn't think of the
Speaker 1: American word for it. What are you sorry, I'm losing
Speaker 1: my American and hostess. No, you know, like the entertainment tonight. Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm live with Donald Fayson on the Red Carpet man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we call them presenters where I'm from. You're from in
Speaker 1: the UK. No, this that is that is the term
Speaker 1: for it. And for some reason I thought I also,
Speaker 1: I had to describe a fancy hotel the other day
Speaker 1: and I said posh. I said, you know, like a
Speaker 1: Posh hotel. That's what they say. So sorry, Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: picked up a few words. I know, I know English,
Speaker 1: I know I know old English. It was funny when
Speaker 1: so Keith JD is using Keith his bait for women, Yes,
Speaker 1: for women. Finally JD is now figured out his role
Speaker 1: in this. He's like, Okay, I'll be the third wheel
Speaker 1: because I live with Elliott, right. But if there's this
Speaker 1: candy that's walking around right, that is hot fucking Kendall,
Speaker 1: let me can't. He's already taken. He's got Elliott, right,
Speaker 1: so let me use him as a lure him and
Speaker 1: his dynamite ariolas. Let me throw him out into the
Speaker 1: bar and lure him back in. Elliott will then claim him,
Speaker 1: and I'll get his dregs. Yes, and in this case,
Speaker 1: first of all, great script written by Mark Stegman. Brow
Speaker 1: we just said it's a weird script, but we love
Speaker 1: Mark Stegman. I didn't, I you know what, You're right.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying five has been on such fire and
Speaker 1: I've been laughing the hardest out of any season. And
Speaker 1: you didn't laugh. You didn't laugh that hard in this one.
Speaker 1: I had a couple, but it's quite a few. I
Speaker 1: had quite a few really, all right, well let's talk
Speaker 1: about it. I didn't laugh at Kelly Ripper. I did
Speaker 1: not laugh. I don't get Kelly Ripper the joke at all. No,
Speaker 1: it's meant to be like a like a what do
Speaker 1: you rip? Like like that's a rip, that's a rip.
Speaker 1: But what's the thing people say like when you diss them,
Speaker 1: they go like, that's a rip? Right, right, it's supposed
Speaker 1: to be right, Okay, So it's a battle. It's in England,
Speaker 1: we say in England, it's a flourish after an attack
Speaker 1: in or what I don't know. What would people say,
Speaker 1: like after your mama joke like game burns burn burn burn?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I passed a real rap spit game circle
Speaker 1: and you didn't square the other what do you call her? Dude?
Speaker 1: You gotta stop drinking. You passed a cipher. You gotta
Speaker 1: stop cipher cipher. You gotta stop. You gotta stop fucking
Speaker 1: drinking and shit, because you're starting to lose words. And
Speaker 1: I don't know then, I never know the words cipher.
Speaker 1: I never knew the words cipher. Before the cipher which
Speaker 1: Elida el Reddy prepare for another Oneida okaion square, there
Speaker 1: was a cipher and I passed it. I didn't go
Speaker 1: into and and and protend. Thank god, thank god, I
Speaker 1: kind of wish you did. No, Now I have a question.
Speaker 1: I know I've kind of asked this before about about rappers,
Speaker 1: But are these men and women who are ciphering, um,
Speaker 1: improvising or they've got some of these locks and loaded?
Speaker 1: Depends a little bit of both that side a little
Speaker 1: bit of some people. It's like a jazz musician. They
Speaker 1: go into a melody they love, but then they then
Speaker 1: they dance over here exactly. I got it. Well, there's
Speaker 1: only so many ways to tell someone they're whack, so
Speaker 1: you're kind of just repeating the same things over and
Speaker 1: over eventually, okay, Right, and if he's you know, you
Speaker 1: might you might have like a dis on a sneaker
Speaker 1: locked and loaded that you pull when someone's got whack sneakers. Easy, Okay,
Speaker 1: I see what's going on. I could have participated in
Speaker 1: the cipher. No, it's just kind of cool and very
Speaker 1: New York. Things tumbled across the cipher, all right, So Donald,
Speaker 1: So anyway, so I laughed, So I laughed at I
Speaker 1: didn't laugh at the I mean, I'm so cheap. But
Speaker 1: there's a boner noise joke, because yeah, I laughed at
Speaker 1: I laughed at Turk and Carla at the sex therapist,
Speaker 1: and Turk has sex with a skinless Carla. I laughed
Speaker 1: at that ship. And that's why they can't. She can't,
Speaker 1: he can't ever dream about having sex with her because A,
Speaker 1: it's real freaky and the last one was her being skinless. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's real. I laughed at that. That was all the
Speaker 1: surgeons are kissing Kelso's ass because they want to get
Speaker 1: this position right. Yes, he wants he wants somebody to
Speaker 1: dress up as a mascot for the fair. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck, Sacred Heart, the most broke ass hospital
Speaker 1: in all of hospitals has a fair, and we have
Speaker 1: a mascot. We have a his name is mister Prick
Speaker 1: and his name what? That was crazy to me? And
Speaker 1: then what was the monster truck thing? I didn't understand
Speaker 1: the monster truck thing? Does Jady going the extra mile
Speaker 1: for his patient because she broke her hip and left
Speaker 1: her truck double park So that old lady, that's her
Speaker 1: monster truck and jading it for Then he said, but
Speaker 1: way to have au so many questions that that's her
Speaker 1: monster truck, but that she double parked. But then he
Speaker 1: says that she broke her hip falling out of the
Speaker 1: monster truck. Yeah, because it's so high up. Okay, now, Jade,
Speaker 1: have you ever do you remember the monster truck? No?
Speaker 1: I don't remember. Have you ever seen episode at all?
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a monster truck run over a car,
Speaker 1: go over a car? No? I've never been to one
Speaker 1: of those things. They have it like Staple. Right. I
Speaker 1: did a movie with uh Eli Craig. He's Sally Field's son,
Speaker 1: and he directed this movie called Little Evil, and there
Speaker 1: was a scene in it with a giant fucking monster
Speaker 1: truck right right right, and I just remember. I just
Speaker 1: remember thinking, holy shit. First of all, what the tame
Speaker 1: shit that they did on in the episode of Scrubs
Speaker 1: where it just kind of rolls over the thing and
Speaker 1: crushes the car. Is tame to what these things can do?
Speaker 1: These things take off so fucking fast and jump so show. No. Man,
Speaker 1: we freaking were in Cleveland. This is how I know
Speaker 1: so much about Cleveland food. We were filming this movie
Speaker 1: in Cleveland. Me Evangeline, Lily, Adam Scott, a bunch of
Speaker 1: people were filming a movie and this was in the scene.
Speaker 1: So we're in the hood and it's a freaking hood,
Speaker 1: like there were gunshot We're filming at this abandoned church.
Speaker 1: Clancy Brown's in it. There's gunshots all type of ship
Speaker 1: from the neighborhood while we're filming. But one scene is
Speaker 1: us breaking into this church with a monster truck and
Speaker 1: it has to jump over a car and does it.
Speaker 1: And when I say this motherfucker took off down a street,
Speaker 1: I was so afraid that the thing was gonna beer
Speaker 1: off and hitting to homes which were right next to
Speaker 1: these things. Fly Zach and I mean fly right. Have
Speaker 1: you ever seen You've never seen. I've only seen the
Speaker 1: commercials for the things that I guess you take your cards, dude.
Speaker 1: I thought Bigfoot was like one of those slow rolling
Speaker 1: cars that goes that thing is like and it's it's
Speaker 1: it's an impact, dude. That shit had me. I laughed
Speaker 1: so hard. Anyway, I guess they. I guess they take
Speaker 1: kids to those things, right. Who goes to a monster
Speaker 1: truck show? It's for kids, right, I mean, or oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all right, monster monster and Bigfoot is here. Not
Speaker 1: only is Bigfoot here, but he will go up a monster. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can imagine that being entertaining for all of ten minutes. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: after you see the first jump the second jump, you're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: that thing jumps. But that thing I mean when I
Speaker 1: say air, dude, I don't mean little air. I mean
Speaker 1: it catches it's it looks dangerous, man, it looks so dangerous.
Speaker 1: And the cars of light and flimsy and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: they're not freaking heavy trucks. It's just like a gased
Speaker 1: up thing on big ass tires. All right, So listen,
Speaker 1: everyone's all the surgeons are kissing Kelso's ass. Yes, and
Speaker 1: Todd took Kelso's son to the local Steambath meet to
Speaker 1: meet men. Now, last we heard about Kelso's son, he
Speaker 1: was had a musical that was doing well, based Doctor Dad,
Speaker 1: and he was hooking up with the actor playing his father. Yes,
Speaker 1: Now I think it's safe to say assume that the relationship.
Speaker 1: I think yes, because now Todd is escorting him to sing,
Speaker 1: he's being a wingman. Now it's safe to assume that
Speaker 1: Todd is also probably hooking up with the men in
Speaker 1: the Steambath. Absolutely. Yes. Steambath, I guess is as a
Speaker 1: place the men hook up with each other. We can.
Speaker 1: I ask you a question, why is it the steam bath?
Speaker 1: Does it open that? Does it open up? I think
Speaker 1: it's sexy. You're sweaty, and no, you're in and relax.
Speaker 1: It's just that, that's my question. And where can men
Speaker 1: congregate and be semi nude and not have issues? Back
Speaker 1: in the day, right back in the day, there's just
Speaker 1: a long history of it. And I never went away
Speaker 1: my friend. It does sound so relaxing though, like it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna go to the bathhouse, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get a massage. Gets touched a little like I feel like, well,
Speaker 1: my friend was once in a in a normal gym,
Speaker 1: not a gay meet up spot, and now he's straight.
Speaker 1: And the guy turned to him in the steam room
Speaker 1: and said, m I got one of those steam room bonners.
Speaker 1: And my friend, okay are you? Friend said, well, I
Speaker 1: gotta get going, I gotta get going. Well, I'll leave
Speaker 1: you to it. The guy took a shot though, Man, yeah,
Speaker 1: well why not, dude, why not go for yours? Go
Speaker 1: for yours? I got as I got a steam room boner.
Speaker 1: I mean it's a big shot to take. I made
Speaker 1: I'm you know, it was like it was like a
Speaker 1: twenty four hour fitness or something. It wasn't like it
Speaker 1: was like a steam place called ass ass ass right,
Speaker 1: my wife, My wife tells. My wife tells me, I
Speaker 1: am um too nice a lot because of how I
Speaker 1: I treat strangers, like, you know, the handyman will be
Speaker 1: over and I'll be like, yeah, you gotta come check
Speaker 1: out my animation. I know she told me the story.
Speaker 1: You gotta gotta check it. You have to tell the story.
Speaker 1: You can't cut this story though, Okay, She's like, you
Speaker 1: gotta check. Like this is how I am. I can't
Speaker 1: help it. And I show people like my animation because
Speaker 1: I'm really proud of it. So anyman, anyman is just
Speaker 1: trying to fix the shield, want to do it? Fix it?
Speaker 1: Come into my animation room. Let me show you what
Speaker 1: I did. And so they're sitting there and they're like,
Speaker 1: oh wow, that's great. Cool. Right. I had a I
Speaker 1: was selling a car and I had a gentleman of
Speaker 1: a you know, somebody who sells cars. I had him
Speaker 1: come through to check out the car, and me being me,
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, you gotta come check out my
Speaker 1: animation room. He goes, oh, yeah. He's like, oh, absolutely,
Speaker 1: let's check it out. Yeah. I take him to the
Speaker 1: animation room and I'm literally showing him animation and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's so interesting. That's great. Wow. And
Speaker 1: then he kisses me and I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: I said, dude. I was like listen. I was like, listen,
Speaker 1: please don't sexually harass me in my own house. Please, don't,
Speaker 1: you know, please don't please, please don't do that. And
Speaker 1: he goes and he goes, well, shit, man, you said
Speaker 1: come to your animation rooms. Code. Yeah. It was like
Speaker 1: who was like, who to fuck invite you to into
Speaker 1: an animation room? This guy thought you were being wild.
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, that's kind of what I was like,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that story. By the way, you want
Speaker 1: to come inside. I got some animations I want to show.
Speaker 1: You're scanning there. You've just kissed them. He was like,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. He was like I thought that you were,
Speaker 1: you know, coming on to me in your animation room.
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, man, I'm sorry. I'm nearly
Speaker 1: into stop motion animation. I just wanted to I was
Speaker 1: really proud of it. I wanted to show you my animation.
Speaker 1: I was proud, and I was like and he was like,
Speaker 1: and he was like so I was like, yeah, you
Speaker 1: should go so awkward. Where do you go from there?
Speaker 1: Did he buy the car? Yeah? He sold the car
Speaker 1: from me too. Hey, there you go win and at
Speaker 1: at at at a at a profit at that too. Okay,
Speaker 1: well he turned things around. Yes, he probably just assumed like,
Speaker 1: no adult is gonna ask me to come see his version, right,
Speaker 1: come into my animation room. This is clearly code for
Speaker 1: let's right, let's hook up. Yeah, he probably thought that
Speaker 1: was like your cover for your wife, like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: into animation. Yeah, my wife wasn't home too. What did
Speaker 1: your wife say to this? She started laughing. She was like, dude,
Speaker 1: she was like, what the fuck do you expect? You
Speaker 1: invited him into your animation room? What you're trying to
Speaker 1: get into? Thought that I know? And then you're like,
Speaker 1: here's the dick. And he was like you honor me,
Speaker 1: all right to break, I talk more about people that
Speaker 1: have tried to fuck donald and we're bad and we're
Speaker 1: back all right now. Listen. JD gets eagles by one
Speaker 1: of my patient's brothers, which pissed me the fuck off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how dare I then I get slammed into a glass window.
Speaker 1: I'd like to get some compliments for the hit I
Speaker 1: took on that window. That's why I was very entertaining
Speaker 1: you people for that very good prep full, prep full.
Speaker 1: I hit that plexy hard. Yeah, but you did hit
Speaker 1: the plexy very hard and you played the I'm my
Speaker 1: equilibriums off. Yeah. It's hard to you know, we talked
Speaker 1: about this in apology. It's hard to hit glass, yes,
Speaker 1: because it's very hard to not from the other side,
Speaker 1: see the brain, the human brain try to stop you
Speaker 1: from hitting your face on glass. Yes. Now, because it's
Speaker 1: a stunt, they change it to plexi, but it doesn't
Speaker 1: really change the trick to your brain that you're about
Speaker 1: to hit. Your brain doesn't know it. Your brain knows,
Speaker 1: but it's still an impacts expecting. The real trick is
Speaker 1: to not WinCE. Good luck. So I'd like to pat
Speaker 1: myself on the shoulder because it was nice. Um. It
Speaker 1: was almost like you didn't see the glass and you
Speaker 1: just ran into it. Turk, you're number fourth on the
Speaker 1: list of serchain. I didn't think you were so low.
Speaker 1: I thought Todd was one. We all thought Todd was one,
Speaker 1: and we learned his last name, which is Quinlan. Yeah. Now,
Speaker 1: our writer, we had a Tad Quinlan, very talented writer.
Speaker 1: So a lot of the people on that board, of
Speaker 1: the names are are funny versions of people on our show,
Speaker 1: writers or crew members, like Franklin god Better was was
Speaker 1: a second assistant director. I think he's written as gut
Speaker 1: Butter on that board, and there's some others. But Turk,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you were number four, JD. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm just a little bit let down, nonal
Speaker 1: that your character was number four on the list, like
Speaker 1: I would have thought you were better. Well, I thought
Speaker 1: Turk was better also until I would assume you were two.
Speaker 1: He still gets the job at the end of the day.
Speaker 1: Bro Okay, So Todd comes around the corner and he's
Speaker 1: wearing his garage door opener on his waist. So this
Speaker 1: is the man that is the best surgeon in the hospital.
Speaker 1: Second best yo to um the Asian gal what's her name?
Speaker 1: She's not around though, I know, but we've established she's
Speaker 1: not on the show anymore. But we did establish that
Speaker 1: she's the best. I guess we thought we said that
Speaker 1: Todd was the best surgeon on the board it's her
Speaker 1: name first, obviously, but Joel, Well, it doesn't track because
Speaker 1: doctor Winn says that Todd, at one point back in
Speaker 1: the day was the best surgeon. Yeah, all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: doctor Wind's back. What the hell's going on here? Chang
Speaker 1: is the character name? Yes, and she's number one. Now
Speaker 1: you're four, Rod is two and he's wearing door opener.
Speaker 1: I think sex. We just established that Todd is so
Speaker 1: dumb in all areas, but the one thing that he's
Speaker 1: truly gifted at is surgery. Yes, that is it, and
Speaker 1: maybe sex too. He might be well, we don't only
Speaker 1: ever learn if he's a good lover. We just know
Speaker 1: that he's a horny man. Yes, I don't think it's
Speaker 1: ever revealed. Do you think he crashing burns more nights
Speaker 1: than often? What do you mean crashing burns? Like? He
Speaker 1: seems like the type of person that every night he's like,
Speaker 1: who am I going to get? How many people can
Speaker 1: I get? Sex addicts? He's a sex addict for sure.
Speaker 1: He has to have an ejaculation, and it could be
Speaker 1: with anyone. It could be old young man woman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: even there there is some implication he's open to bestiality,
Speaker 1: like monkey, Where is head monkey? Yes, somebody's gonna write
Speaker 1: in and be like your jokes. No, we do not
Speaker 1: condone bestiality on the show. All we're here to do
Speaker 1: is recount jokes and that Bill Lawrence wrote many years
Speaker 1: at those jokes too. We're not laughing at bestiality. We're
Speaker 1: laughing off the jokes that do not. Do not listen
Speaker 1: to the show and think that we are condoning monkey
Speaker 1: sex by somebody's pulling out a nice piece of loosely
Speaker 1: paper right now and flicking a pin. Dear doctor, your
Speaker 1: eye heart care of fake doctor's real friends. So Doug
Speaker 1: left his corpse by the vending machine. Doug loses a corpse,
Speaker 1: but that's that's after uh, Carla loses a patient, right,
Speaker 1: And I like when um, when Maria manu, Sorry this
Speaker 1: is going back, but when I did laugh at this
Speaker 1: when she goes, you have the cutest hair, and I
Speaker 1: go these old rags and then my hair is really weird.
Speaker 1: For a trunk of this episode, I don't know what's
Speaker 1: going on. It was a haircut, yeah, I did notice
Speaker 1: that I wrote it down. Did you get a haircut
Speaker 1: or something? Just something was too crazy, like one coming
Speaker 1: on with the hair that day, I was like, what,
Speaker 1: no one, no one, everyone let me, where are my
Speaker 1: hair like this? So I looked like I look like
Speaker 1: I'm insane person. It looked weird. It was Maria Manunos
Speaker 1: likes it well. She liked the I think it was
Speaker 1: a haircut because your hair changed. Also during the episode,
Speaker 1: like four times. Why doesn't your wife light A recognize
Speaker 1: your voice in the mascot costume? I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Did you love the fact? I love
Speaker 1: the fact. I love the fact that she said though
Speaker 1: I have a husband, he's big and black. That made
Speaker 1: me right then and there. I was like, yep, that's right.
Speaker 1: That's what Casey says to people. That's what Casey says
Speaker 1: when dude run up on her and they'd be like, hey,
Speaker 1: maybe she'd be like, motherfucker, I got a husband. He's
Speaker 1: big and black and he will fuck you up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then I come all worked up because you had
Speaker 1: your tiebout class. It might not be right now, but
Speaker 1: in like a few months, I'll be in fighting shape.
Speaker 1: You're listen, We've all seen you do it. You just you,
Speaker 1: just you. Just the second you get statuesque, you then
Speaker 1: decide to fall off. It's yeah, right, like you're like,
Speaker 1: what do you call it? A yo? Yo? Yeah? This
Speaker 1: time it's not. I've been doing it my whole life though. Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 1: The janitor is stealing cafeteria treys to build a shed
Speaker 1: out of treys. I don't. I thought that was hilarious.
Speaker 1: He's building a shed with lunch trays? Why why not?
Speaker 1: And then he also wears a cup because he's constantly
Speaker 1: hit in the nuts. I did not It must be Randall? Right, No,
Speaker 1: Randall only attacks me, but doesn't the janitor knock on
Speaker 1: his groin In this episode, dwell or Mike mixing it
Speaker 1: up with no, you're not wrong at all. He says,
Speaker 1: I get hit down there more than he thought after
Speaker 1: Carla elbows him in the nads. Right there you go.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's because he works with Randall so much, That's
Speaker 1: what I said. No, I'm saying, maybe you're right. I
Speaker 1: want to know why. The janitor tells a story about
Speaker 1: finding a head and then putting it in a locker. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then coming back then forgetting that he put it
Speaker 1: in the locker, coming back the next day, finding the
Speaker 1: head and be like, holy shit, there's a head. But
Speaker 1: there were also rats. Then he ran up to the
Speaker 1: roof and he threw the head and was on its
Speaker 1: way to crash into Kelso's car, when out of a nowhere,
Speaker 1: a hawk in the middle of a city. Yeah, comes
Speaker 1: out of nowhere and grabs her head and takes off
Speaker 1: before I could land in Kelso's car. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's so fucked up. I mean, like, I think Neil's
Speaker 1: just clearly improvising, Like this whole thing was no way
Speaker 1: that was written right. This is one of those examples
Speaker 1: where we told you about where sometimes Bill would just
Speaker 1: say and then I don't know, Neil makes up a story.
Speaker 1: I think Neil just made up a whole story about
Speaker 1: a corpse's head and how it got stolen by a hawk.
Speaker 1: But there's a call back at the end of the show.
Speaker 1: What happens at the end of the show, I forgot,
Speaker 1: He's like. She's like, He's like, you knew the hawk
Speaker 1: story wasn't real. She's like, yeah, oh, okay, because probably
Speaker 1: Bill was like that's funny. But we can't act like
Speaker 1: that's a real story. There's no way Jenner can be
Speaker 1: hiding heads and then tossing him off the roof. The
Speaker 1: fuck out of here. Um, now the bald head thing.
Speaker 1: Do you think those people agreed to be background performers
Speaker 1: that's agreed to shave their heads. I'm sure there's an
Speaker 1: extra fee for doing something like that. I'm sure because
Speaker 1: I had a bald cap on obviously, But that costs
Speaker 1: a lot of time and money to do that, and
Speaker 1: they did a very good job, obviously. I'm sure they
Speaker 1: weren't going to do that to everybody. So I imagine
Speaker 1: they just put out a casting call saying, hey, extra
Speaker 1: money if you're willing to shave your head bald right either. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure of it because they have all of them
Speaker 1: have hair during the episode up until maybe Granny was
Speaker 1: already bald. I don't know. Wasn't I in a bald
Speaker 1: cap another time when I was a harried Krishna or
Speaker 1: that was a fantasy. I think you're also in a
Speaker 1: ball cap when you were getting your brain. Yeah, Michael J.
Speaker 1: Fox is in your brain. Well, it's cool to see
Speaker 1: yourself in the balls cap to know that it's maybe
Speaker 1: not the best look for you. Well, you can't necessarily say,
Speaker 1: because they you have all of this hair on top
Speaker 1: of your head that they're flattening down to put the
Speaker 1: ball cap on, so it's not necessarily an accurate representation.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I think I don't think that
Speaker 1: I would look good with a crew cut, like I
Speaker 1: wouldn't look good with hair as short as yours. I mean,
Speaker 1: you don't know until you. I've never tried it. Should
Speaker 1: I try it? It's very long now my hair look No, dude,
Speaker 1: it is long. I wouldn't try it. You have a
Speaker 1: lovely head of hair. My gal legs it long. That's
Speaker 1: why I keep it longer. Yeah, it's very han solo
Speaker 1: ish when your hair is long, it's very luke. You
Speaker 1: pay attention to your woman's input on your beard and hairstyle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she told me to shave my head today, so I'm
Speaker 1: going to do that after I'm done with my Uh right, okay, Daniel.
Speaker 1: Do you pay attention to just step any weigh in? Oh? Yes?
Speaker 1: And what did she say? Does she say, hey, bring
Speaker 1: it down a notch or hey s comment on stuff
Speaker 1: like I can't see your lips? Oh? Yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 1: You need to get a hair cut. Yeah, you gotta
Speaker 1: keep that thing. You gotta keep the lips out. Donald
Speaker 1: you do. But it's such, you know, as my hair
Speaker 1: stops growing up here and starts growing more ferociously down here.
Speaker 1: It's like a day or two in between when it's
Speaker 1: perfectly over my lips and then too much and it's
Speaker 1: you know, I could shave every day for sure, but
Speaker 1: it's a delicate. Do you think bald men are more
Speaker 1: apt to grow beards because they're proud that they can
Speaker 1: grow facial hair elsewhere? I can't grow either, dude. So
Speaker 1: it's like, your beard looks pretty good, you say, with
Speaker 1: little hair and beard. You have one little cliff claven
Speaker 1: patch over there, but one yeah, not as full as Daniel. Daniel,
Speaker 1: you could be in like a beard ad thank you Daniel.
Speaker 1: You should see it. Back in the day, I used
Speaker 1: to have an extremely fierce beard. Oh my goodness, Donald.
Speaker 1: You know they have a spray you could you could
Speaker 1: fill in those patches. They also have a dick that
Speaker 1: you can put it in. They stopped selling they stopped
Speaker 1: selling those that remember. It was like an infomercial ron Papel.
Speaker 1: Was it ron Papel? I don't know, but they would
Speaker 1: It looked like literally, I think there was even a
Speaker 1: ball inside the aerosol cans to shape the ship up.
Speaker 1: It sounded like you were taking spray paint and you
Speaker 1: were about to tag up, but you just didn't. On
Speaker 1: the back of your head. I remember that ship, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I remember the infomercial. I was always impressed at
Speaker 1: how real it looked. Okay, so I know people that
Speaker 1: do it. Have you seen it though? When you running
Speaker 1: the people and they got the makeup across to create
Speaker 1: the hairline, it's like a it's drawn in and colored.
Speaker 1: I once dated a gal who I guess we're so
Speaker 1: much tanning cream that she left like an imprint of
Speaker 1: her whole body on the on the sheets. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: Like you could see like the outline, but it was
Speaker 1: tanning cream or like it was like what she did
Speaker 1: she put like I don't know, spray tan, because spray
Speaker 1: tan wouldn't come off. This was like an outline of
Speaker 1: it was like goldfinger, you know, it was like an
Speaker 1: outline of that. Okay, that's crazy, let's take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. A lot
Speaker 1: of people have been hitting me up about my uh
Speaker 1: smoking weed when people are concerned, which I appreciate, thank
Speaker 1: you very much. But people are like your brain activity, man,
Speaker 1: it's going to come to a halt if you keep
Speaker 1: the like, I'm like, dude, your brain activity come like
Speaker 1: already has. Dude, I came up with the most amazing
Speaker 1: nickname for you, and you're telling me my brain has
Speaker 1: come to a halt. My brain actor, you're saying that
Speaker 1: you that we can have affected your brain because you
Speaker 1: came up with twat ears. It's the best nickname I've
Speaker 1: ever heard in my life. That is like and then
Speaker 1: dick tongue. Do you want to see what the nice
Speaker 1: people at um Sideshow Collectibles set my girlfriend? Yes, do Well,
Speaker 1: you're gonna try. Oh my god. They're not a sponsor.
Speaker 1: They're not a sponsor, but they make Donald stop. They're
Speaker 1: not a sponsor, but Sideshow Collectibles. If you're into all
Speaker 1: things geek, like these three. Um they make really cool
Speaker 1: figurines of all your favorite heroes and really cool all
Speaker 1: sorts of Marble things and all sorts of Star Wars things.
Speaker 1: And they've been very nice to me over the years
Speaker 1: because they know I like geeky stuff. They sent Donald
Speaker 1: and I, um, they sent they sent us grow gou Well,
Speaker 1: they sent to Florence. It's black. It's the black widow
Speaker 1: necklace covered in rocks. Damn. I think I'm gonna wear
Speaker 1: it covered the rocks. I'm gonna wear it. Donald, Would
Speaker 1: you wear that? Yeah? Dude, freaking yeah, dude. You know
Speaker 1: you know what's up with me and and Blain Blain.
Speaker 1: Have any of you guys seen um free guy? It
Speaker 1: looks funny. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it
Speaker 1: yet because you don't go to the movie You're not
Speaker 1: trying to mess with the movie theaters? Are you that Delta? Delta? Yo, dude,
Speaker 1: I watched the fight last night that chip. The arena
Speaker 1: was packed, you know. You all of the sporting events
Speaker 1: that are happening right now, the arenas are packed, the
Speaker 1: stadiums are packed, and we're talking about a thousand people
Speaker 1: dying a day, like you know, I'm trying to stay
Speaker 1: away from that. I don't want that Delta, man. I
Speaker 1: know people that got that ship that are vaccinated and
Speaker 1: they say it was not fun. I do not want
Speaker 1: that ship. I'm not trying to get that Delta either.
Speaker 1: I live next to a movie theater, though sometimes I
Speaker 1: think I'll just mask up and go there, but I
Speaker 1: don't know. I want theater. Twice it was okay, I
Speaker 1: bought three seats though, so no one gets on either side,
Speaker 1: and so we did our own blocking and then we
Speaker 1: just massed up the whole time. Um. I invested in
Speaker 1: one of those face shields keep my eyes safe, because
Speaker 1: that's how you know. Did you eat in the theater?
Speaker 1: Did you take did you eat in the theater? Did
Speaker 1: you take? Um a water with a straw so you
Speaker 1: could just you know. But I gotta at least Charlotte
Speaker 1: Lawrence is playing the Governor's Ball, which is a very
Speaker 1: big deal for her. I'm trying to go to the
Speaker 1: Governor's Ball, or if they're even gonna have the Governor's Ball,
Speaker 1: which is, for those of you don't know, is a
Speaker 1: huge festival in New York that they have. It's outdoors, right,
Speaker 1: it is, okay, well you should go at the very
Speaker 1: least that you could observe from Yeah, I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to get in from a distant over the dude from
Speaker 1: a distance yesterday zoo. He's a doctor, um and I
Speaker 1: Joel can't get in touch with him, so we assume
Speaker 1: that he is doctoring, which is which is which happens?
Speaker 1: What doctors do? Daniel? Do you want to go? There?
Speaker 1: Goes my hero room, Danel, do you want to tell
Speaker 1: us how your twitch stream is going lately, just so
Speaker 1: we have a few extra minutes. Sure, it's going great.
Speaker 1: Have you got any boosts? Have you got any boosts? Hey? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're plugging you a lot. Did you get a significantly?
Speaker 1: It's really are you bearing the lead? Well? Okay, because
Speaker 1: you're wearing is that where you're wearing a gold chain? Oh?
Speaker 1: This little thing? Um? No, I mean like the thing
Speaker 1: is when it comes to twitch, significant jumps are like
Speaker 1: having zero to one person, to five people to having
Speaker 1: ten people, to having twenty, to having fifty to having
Speaker 1: one hundred to having like five hundred and a thousand.
Speaker 1: So are you at beauty pie level yet? Not quite
Speaker 1: a beauty pie level yet, but we did go. We
Speaker 1: were chilling with about one hundred people last night, which
Speaker 1: was wow. Donald and Donald didn't even try to look.
Speaker 1: Oh you gotta look next time he goes live Danale Tech,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you I will see this act. I will.
Speaker 1: I'll be live on Wednesday. I'll be live on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Remember do you remember do you remember the Jimmy Fallon.
Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon did a funny sketch on s and now,
Speaker 1: which I always thought was accurate. If you've ever gone
Speaker 1: to a radio station where like off the air, like
Speaker 1: the celebrity comes in, he's like, hey, welcome, Hey worry Donald,
Speaker 1: thanks for coming in. We're gonna a good time, and uh,
Speaker 1: we're just gonna talk about stuff. Okay, here we go,
Speaker 1: we're going live. And then he hits the live but
Speaker 1: he was even he's liked that. And then he goes, okay,
Speaker 1: we're going back. We have the break and he goes, hey, man,
Speaker 1: he having fun, And I feel like I feel like
Speaker 1: Daniel when he's in character doing his muck bang um
Speaker 1: one stream. You caught what I just happened to be
Speaker 1: eating dinner on stre I'm telling you, if you want
Speaker 1: to watch danel on Twitch, don't just till he's done eating.
Speaker 1: You can tune in like fifteen minutes at six o'clock,
Speaker 1: come in at six thirty because he's probably before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a half hour of muck bang edging good times.
Speaker 1: What game are you playing, danel Um playing? Still playing
Speaker 1: a little bit of everything. Is still playing Super Mario Odyssey,
Speaker 1: which has been so much fun, Playing Rocket League, Um.
Speaker 1: I've been playing a lot more games that involved the
Speaker 1: stream that involved playing with other people like these, Uh,
Speaker 1: there's like social deception games and like, um, there's a
Speaker 1: game that's like telephone mixed with pictionary called guardic Phone.
Speaker 1: It's really fun. Also, it's interesting. I would have thought
Speaker 1: you played more of like so you're twitching with games
Speaker 1: that are a little bit outside the bucks. I thought
Speaker 1: a lot of people play with like first person shooters
Speaker 1: and that. Yeah. I mean I you know, I like
Speaker 1: to be a variety streamer. I like to stream a
Speaker 1: whole bunch of different stuff, and I really do enjoy,
Speaker 1: you know, engagement with other people. It's I don't like
Speaker 1: solo games as much. And that's actually why I started
Speaker 1: a segment so that I, like, actually play the single
Speaker 1: player games I haven't beat yet because I would just
Speaker 1: never have finished them. I would never finish them ever,
Speaker 1: so I had to make a segment for it. But
Speaker 1: I really like playing with other people. That's the best
Speaker 1: part to me. Donald, we should do a twitch stream
Speaker 1: where we just ruby now. It doesn't have to be
Speaker 1: every stream as every stream, it doesn't have to be sexual.
Speaker 1: Don and I don't want to be a twitch stream. Well,
Speaker 1: why don't we play, why don't we play a game. No,
Speaker 1: you're thinking of only fans. Why can't we do it?
Speaker 1: Which reverse course course, what an idiot. I just masturbated
Speaker 1: and was shaming myself. Yeah, I said, I'm gonna never
Speaker 1: do a only fans again. But then I wanted to
Speaker 1: bust and I was like, I need only fans. That
Speaker 1: was some me my sent Donald. It was something to
Speaker 1: the effect of like only fans owner cancels porn in
Speaker 1: the thirty seconds after he ejaculated, and he felt the shame,
Speaker 1: but he had just washed. I'm not doing it justice,
Speaker 1: but it was a funny meme. But I mean, that's
Speaker 1: so true. That's the only time, that's the only time
Speaker 1: in my life where I'm like, well, I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: a dirty, dirty boy. You disgusted with yourself. But dirty boy,
Speaker 1: you throw the phone, You throw the phone across the room.
Speaker 1: We call that post nut clarity. Oh god, I yeah,
Speaker 1: that's gross. Right. No, what if our twitch was playing
Speaker 1: a game together, Donald, like sorry or part cheesy? Does
Speaker 1: it have to fucking part cheesey? Whatever you want. Hey,
Speaker 1: no one's streaming clue. We should the four of us
Speaker 1: should play. There's a reason nobody's streaming clue. Tim so
Speaker 1: that nobody could do that shit, man, Tim Curry. Tim
Speaker 1: Curry is the best clue in a start trying to
Speaker 1: fucking remake the movie, ask neck, listen for two seconds.
Speaker 1: Is there a way for how would be four of
Speaker 1: us twitch stream a game of Clue? I would like,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, let's do it. If I can find it,
Speaker 1: gonna be Monel Mustard. Yes, that's very best. Perfect. If
Speaker 1: we can find an online version, we can all play
Speaker 1: it together. If not, we could have one person kind
Speaker 1: of controlling the board and everybody on here saying what
Speaker 1: they want to do. Do you think we could We
Speaker 1: could give the money to charity or something. But do
Speaker 1: you think people would come and throw money at it
Speaker 1: like they do? Yes? Definitely. Yes. People are begging every
Speaker 1: every single stream. Do you need the play clue? Yeah? Man,
Speaker 1: you freaking ask a bunch of questions. No, go around
Speaker 1: the room and you have the cards, and you know
Speaker 1: what cards are not in the secret envelope because you're
Speaker 1: holding them right right, And but you don't know what
Speaker 1: do your other players have? Season I think it may
Speaker 1: be Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the rope, and
Speaker 1: then another player will give you the card. If they
Speaker 1: have one of them. The second. The second no one
Speaker 1: gives you any card. You know, that must be what's
Speaker 1: in the secret envelope? Got it? I vaguely remember how
Speaker 1: to play Clue. Let's play. We're gonna go downstream. You
Speaker 1: want to do Clue? How about shoots and ladders? I'm
Speaker 1: good at that game. Okay, boring Clue though that I'm trying.
Speaker 1: I think Clue would have some opportunities for humor. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: I'm into it. I would rather play video games. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, but there's no video game we can play.
Speaker 1: I know what we can do. Let's get on fucking
Speaker 1: the fucking Oculus and go at it. No, we go
Speaker 1: on m Halo into one of those rooms where it's
Speaker 1: just the four of us and we try and kill
Speaker 1: each other. You know, Let's do that with GTA, or
Speaker 1: or or or the best game ever Red Dead, Redemption?
Speaker 1: Too excited, dnaalism. I don't have any one. I don't
Speaker 1: have a current system set up, although I'm getting an
Speaker 1: Xbox one. I think, oh sick. Do you know the
Speaker 1: new flight simulator that they put out? Um, someone did
Speaker 1: an aftermarket like Mega rig You're gonna love this. Did
Speaker 1: we talk about this already, you know, I think you
Speaker 1: mentioned wanting to do it, but we didn't talk about it. Indeed,
Speaker 1: my sister in law works for Xbox, and she told
Speaker 1: me she's gonna help me get that that rig. I
Speaker 1: think Microsoft doesn't make it. It's like an aftermarket thing,
Speaker 1: but someone like made like a full on cockpit. Look
Speaker 1: it up. Tell her I got the v Tell her
Speaker 1: I got the fucking VR stuff for y'all, are too
Speaker 1: loyal to PS. You need to get with Xbox. I
Speaker 1: don't know PS. I don't know PS. I got Xbox bro.
Speaker 1: And then Ken don't yo. All right, God, that's our show. Listen,
Speaker 1: we love you. Sorry, we now have a guest. But um,
Speaker 1: the good news is is that that doctor I imagine
Speaker 1: in my glass half full way is currently saving someone's life. Amen. Yeah, Um,
Speaker 1: if you want to be a caller on the show, uh,
Speaker 1: you go to Joel, You're gonna go to you can
Speaker 1: scrub iHeart at gmail dot com, Rubs iHeart at gmail
Speaker 1: dot com. Um. Not only you don't have to worry
Speaker 1: about just asking a Scrubs question, you could say, hey,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen thing that happened to me and I
Speaker 1: want to share it with you. Okay, Like that couple,
Speaker 1: that weird couple that we love so much, they're not
Speaker 1: weird with them, that different couple but not different. What
Speaker 1: do you all right? Let me start over. Like that
Speaker 1: couple that we whose sexual escapades we enjoyed hearing so much.
Speaker 1: That was I truly want to check back in with them, Yes, Joelle,
Speaker 1: let's have them back? Okay? And um hey, yeah, please
Speaker 1: write in Joel, I I think I'd like to start
Speaker 1: a new segment called You're not Gonna Believe what fucking
Speaker 1: happened to us? And uh and then you tell us
Speaker 1: an insane story. I love this section already, let's go.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like getting a handy while trying to
Speaker 1: sell a card to an animation guy. I didn't get
Speaker 1: a handy, dude her true or false? You got a handy,
Speaker 1: did not get a hand like. This is so wrong,
Speaker 1: This is so wrong, This is so right. It's only
Speaker 1: wrong until it's right. Donald. On that note, we love
Speaker 1: you all I saw in the back of a truck.
Speaker 1: Be kind, be careful to yourself. We made never so
Speaker 1: gather around you here. I'll gather around you here, I'll
Speaker 1: spot free watch your visa mm hmmmmm.