Speaker 1: Hi, baby girl, I have a bit of a dilemma.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I gotta go pee. Okay, well, we'll keep
Speaker 1: the show going. That was Donald's entrance. Everybody, you would
Speaker 1: think he would urinate in the all the other hours
Speaker 1: that were not recording a podcast. I have so much
Speaker 1: to talk to you guys about, but I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to not include a day of shoon.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, how does your urination? Did it come out? Okay,
Speaker 1: came out wonderfully. First of all, First, how was your stream?
Speaker 1: What did it flow like? Did it flow like a
Speaker 1: forty seven year old or like a twenty two year old?
Speaker 1: I wish it flowed like a twenty two year old.
Speaker 1: I am envious when I escort my eight year old
Speaker 1: son to the restroom to pee. Yes, yes, he could
Speaker 1: stop it at a dime on a dime is yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. But but but listeners, I'm here to tell
Speaker 1: our male listeners that you must savor the strength of
Speaker 1: your urine stream. Savor it, Savor it now. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be honest with you. I do tag forty six, forty seven.
Speaker 1: It doesn't it doesn't fire hose anymore. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you something right now, I do like to try and
Speaker 1: control my stream. No, why because I hear it's good
Speaker 1: for erection, really to stop your urination. Yeah, like it's
Speaker 1: that is not that is a fake doctor fact. Everybody don't,
Speaker 1: don't absolutely. But it's like kegel keg Yeah, well well man,
Speaker 1: men don't have kegels do that, but they have a
Speaker 1: Yeah you must. You have a muscle in your pens,
Speaker 1: you know. I can. I'm tightening it right now. But
Speaker 1: I don't think that's I don't think that's called doing kegels.
Speaker 1: I think that's when whatever it's called, whatever it's called, Well,
Speaker 1: what's it called when a man does keeg? Dude, let
Speaker 1: me finish. If you can do it properly, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can gain some inches. According to the website, I was
Speaker 1: on gain inches on your erection. Yes, according to the website,
Speaker 1: I was on you can go in. I don't remember
Speaker 1: what it was you're saying. If it was something to
Speaker 1: do with if you tighten your whatever muscle, muscle, the
Speaker 1: muscle that is attached. It's like your m it's like
Speaker 1: your prostate muscle or something something like. No, that doesn't
Speaker 1: make sense. No, it's like where it's your taint basically
Speaker 1: your taint area. But no, no, you don't want your
Speaker 1: sphinger to get tight. You don't want that area. I'm
Speaker 1: trying trying more right now. You want to try right now? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's dan, I'll try it with us. I used to
Speaker 1: walk around scrubs when we were doing the show. I
Speaker 1: used to walk around scrubs. I told Deante about this too,
Speaker 1: Deontay Gordon. I was like, dude, I was on this
Speaker 1: site and I don't know what, but they say, if
Speaker 1: you do this, and he and I were walking around
Speaker 1: the set, you think I'm bullshitting. I don't think, but
Speaker 1: I'm thinking that it's fucking ridiculous. A Mayo clinic says
Speaker 1: that there are such thing as kegel exercises for men really,
Speaker 1: and one of the benefits, Joel, of doing keegel exercise
Speaker 1: strengthen your urinary tract. I guess this is what it's saying.
Speaker 1: Jeeper Donald Donald Donald claims a male can gain length
Speaker 1: on his erection. That doesn't feel accurate to me. I'm
Speaker 1: just a muscle. It's a muscle, nobody, no organ, It's
Speaker 1: spongey tissue. It just fills with spongey tissue that feels
Speaker 1: about Okay, So why can't you make it so that
Speaker 1: more blood can get there? Okay? So here let's here's
Speaker 1: from the Mayo Clinic. Real doctors say Peogle exercises for
Speaker 1: men can strengthen the pelvic floor muscle, which support the
Speaker 1: bladder and bowels and affects sexual function. Practice Keegel exercises
Speaker 1: for men can be done just about any time. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm doing it now the best. It feels good too.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that I saw that it. Do you
Speaker 1: think so? Do you think so? Hu re exercise make
Speaker 1: you last longer? Daniel? You know what you Daniel Donald?
Speaker 1: You know what you saw? You look at Sherlock Holmes
Speaker 1: over there, buddy Donald. Oh yeah, he did figure it out.
Speaker 1: You saw like an ad during a porno that was like,
Speaker 1: I want to increase your size. Listen, man, there's this
Speaker 1: one porn ad that Joel found something else. Go on, Joel,
Speaker 1: go on. I'm I was just learning about the technique.
Speaker 1: I'm practicing it. I don't need to learn, Joel, I'm practicing.
Speaker 1: They seen. The best time to do it is before
Speaker 1: any activity that puts pressure on your ADMIN. So if
Speaker 1: you're gonna sneeze, you want to do a keygel right
Speaker 1: before that sneeze comes. And that's good. Apparently that in
Speaker 1: everything up laughing, that's the perfect time to do all.
Speaker 1: It's a little harder. It's hard. I'm gonna try to
Speaker 1: keegles while I laugh. Yeah, my penis just got longer. Erection. Girl, Oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't mention the erection. I'm gonna say the same thing.
Speaker 1: He was just grew in girth at least a quarter
Speaker 1: of an inch. There's this one porn ad that's like,
Speaker 1: are you alone? It's like, yeah, obviously, I mean it's
Speaker 1: it's captain obvious. If I'm looking at porn obvious most likely, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not sitting here with all my friends watching this.
Speaker 1: There's that great meme though. Have you seen that one? No,
Speaker 1: It's it's that ad where it says, are you really
Speaker 1: watching porn by yourself? And then it turns around and
Speaker 1: it's this guy and he goes, no, I'm with my
Speaker 1: boys I'm talking about just says are you alone? And
Speaker 1: it always makes me feel so ashamed. It's like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's why we're here, that's what's led us
Speaker 1: to be together today. Oh man, you know it's it
Speaker 1: really is true. Man, I want to thank all of
Speaker 1: the I do, you know, And I'll probably get in
Speaker 1: trouble for this, and we might even cut it. But
Speaker 1: I do want to thank the porn industry for when
Speaker 1: I'm on the road and away from my wife and
Speaker 1: in a hotel room, I can see the New York
Speaker 1: Post headline, Donaldson thanks the porn industry. We show sex
Speaker 1: workers right here. Yeah, Joel of course phrased Joel of
Speaker 1: course phrased it better. Thank you to sex workers? Daniel? Daniel,
Speaker 1: did you gain? Tell us? I blew you up on
Speaker 1: Twitter as it was so sweet of you. Did you get?
Speaker 1: You know? I only I only lurk a little on
Speaker 1: Twitter these days because I find it's such a hot mess.
Speaker 1: But I happened to be lurking and I saw you,
Speaker 1: and I thought I'm gonna blast this mofo up. I
Speaker 1: don't even understand really what twitches? And then Bill Lawrence
Speaker 1: got into it. He's like, what the fuck is twitch?
Speaker 1: What the fuck is twitch? And anyway, so how did
Speaker 1: it go? Did something? Did you gain some new um?
Speaker 1: Did people throw money on you at the pole? People
Speaker 1: throw money on the poll? I worked for them. I
Speaker 1: tworked for all the news game did you play? Um,
Speaker 1: what gay do we play? We played a little bit
Speaker 1: of this game split Gate. We played a little bit,
Speaker 1: you know, we just played a little bit of everything.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna beat you. Avoid eating this time. I
Speaker 1: don't want to did avoid eating. I don't want to
Speaker 1: send my loyal Twitter followers. I did avoid follow me
Speaker 1: even though I don't post barely to to you. If
Speaker 1: you're gonna muck no muck bang this time. But yes,
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. It was a It was a bit
Speaker 1: of a surprise stream. I usually stream on Wednesdays, but
Speaker 1: there was a kind of a Twitch boycott happening yesterday.
Speaker 1: So that's the twitchyot long story short, Yes, give us
Speaker 1: the definites. We don't want to go down a Twitch wormhole.
Speaker 1: A lot of people doing my kegels. There are a
Speaker 1: lot of women, people of color, LGBTQ streamers who are
Speaker 1: getting what are called hate raids, where people are just
Speaker 1: coming into their channel and reporting them just because they
Speaker 1: are who they are, and Twitch is not doing enough
Speaker 1: about it. So everybody on Wednesday decided that we were
Speaker 1: taking a day off Twitch to make them aware of
Speaker 1: what's going on. They lost about a million Concurrent viewers
Speaker 1: on Wednesday, so hopefully the message was received. Yeah, hopefully.
Speaker 1: Excuse me break it down for the layman like me.
Speaker 1: People come on to your Twitch if you're if you're
Speaker 1: a target, and they sit and they report you for
Speaker 1: doing something against the rules so that your site gets
Speaker 1: shut down. Yeah. Basically, it's just like a mass reporting
Speaker 1: sort of thing, and it's all baseless. It's really just
Speaker 1: to be hateful and mean, and it is something that
Speaker 1: Twitch does not take seriously enough. And whether or not
Speaker 1: they're actually acting to fix this, they are not communicating
Speaker 1: that to the community who uses their service. So until
Speaker 1: we see some actual change, everybody took a day off
Speaker 1: on Wednesday. Wow. There's a lot of drama in video gaming,
Speaker 1: I think, right, there's a lot of like, I don't
Speaker 1: this gamer Gate thing, and there's a lot of I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know anything about it. I just
Speaker 1: know that I whenever I talk to gamers like you,
Speaker 1: I always hear these tidbits of all this Well hate,
Speaker 1: actually that is what it is, right, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: unfortunate that, you know, the world of video games is
Speaker 1: still marred by people who are hateful, who want it
Speaker 1: to be you know, strictly for cis white men, for
Speaker 1: it to be you know, a space where it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, well, we don't need all this s JW
Speaker 1: shit in our games. And it's like video games are
Speaker 1: supposed to be for everybody. They are supposed to reach
Speaker 1: lots of people. They're supposed to tell the stories of everyone.
Speaker 1: They're not just supposed to be for one narrow group
Speaker 1: of people. And so unfortunately people on the internet decide
Speaker 1: to get really aggressive about, you know, just being mean
Speaker 1: to other creators and people. Are you amazed by the
Speaker 1: anger and hate in people's hearts? Still? Like I just
Speaker 1: I always I'm always so surprised when I see, like, well,
Speaker 1: the level of anger and hatefulness in the world. Well,
Speaker 1: what I will say on a positive note is that
Speaker 1: everybody that you brought to my channel, who is a
Speaker 1: huge fan of you and a huge fan of the show,
Speaker 1: was very sweet. I got like one hundred followers and
Speaker 1: everybody was so everybody was so kind, and it's you know,
Speaker 1: it was it was You're adding to the community of positivity.
Speaker 1: So I really appreciate that as very well. Good if
Speaker 1: you're one of my friends. Fans from Twitter and you
Speaker 1: or anyone listening, you know, don't go hate report Daniel
Speaker 1: because because he's a very nice man. Well that's very
Speaker 1: kind of you thinking that. Don't go well, that's a
Speaker 1: that's true. Do not Yeah, don't do any of that.
Speaker 1: Don't do any of that. Don't go write mean things.
Speaker 1: So and if you if you follow fake doctor's real friends,
Speaker 1: or you just follow Zach and I, it would be
Speaker 1: really awesome. No, I'm wishing here, I'm dreaming here. I'm
Speaker 1: a big dream I can't wait. I'm a big dreamer.
Speaker 1: I can't wait here. What this is gonna be good?
Speaker 1: Let's get Daniel's followers up over a thousand. How many
Speaker 1: followers do you have? Well, I have five thousand right now.
Speaker 1: Let's get it over. Let's get it over. Let's get
Speaker 1: it over ten ten thousand. Yeah, that would be very
Speaker 1: that would be very sweet. I mean, you're very kind
Speaker 1: about Let's take a break from wanting to follow me.
Speaker 1: Donald Faison, who has the followers of Zach Braff? Maybe, man,
Speaker 1: I think Zach doubles me. I think he has a
Speaker 1: million point five whatever it is, he's got way more
Speaker 1: than me. But my fans are loyal and we're gonna
Speaker 1: go fucking watch Daniel twerk on Twitch. Yeah all right,
Speaker 1: So if you like Twitch, if you like, follow Donald
Speaker 1: Faison and then follow Daniel Breath. And if you feel
Speaker 1: like it, you can follow Zach Braf. Have a sip
Speaker 1: of water down, also go follow Dwell Money. Yes, but
Speaker 1: listen and follow Joel Money. I didn't mean to give
Speaker 1: you another Twitter, yet another twitch plug, but this is
Speaker 1: your This is it for now. IF's if you watch
Speaker 1: people on switch, if you're one of these people who
Speaker 1: enjoys watching people play video games and occasionally muckbang, follow
Speaker 1: Daniel's Twitch us what is it, Dane tell him? Uh,
Speaker 1: it is twitch dot tv, slash dj Underscore Daniel. Same
Speaker 1: as my Twitter, same as Instagram, is same as all that.
Speaker 1: All right, there we go, Joel Joel. Since you're looking
Speaker 1: a little glum over there, what's your uh Instagram handle?
Speaker 1: Follow Joel Monique, our goddess, our Queen's just Joel underscore Monique.
Speaker 1: It's Joe l E MLN. I qu listen how she
Speaker 1: says it. But that's the voice, the rhythm of those letters.
Speaker 1: That woman has a voice. I bet you can sing, Joel,
Speaker 1: Can you sing a little bit? She's like to speaking,
Speaker 1: which I'm very excited. I'm going to see Broadways back,
Speaker 1: and I am with Amanda Kluts to the opening night
Speaker 1: of Waitress on Broadway tonight. Amanda is staying with me.
Speaker 1: She's in the in the other room getting makeup and
Speaker 1: hair done because she is. They're doing a tribute to Nick.
Speaker 1: After the curtain call, Amanda is gonna come out on
Speaker 1: stage and Sarabarellas and the entire cast and the orchestra
Speaker 1: are gonna sing Nick's song Live Your Life. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm like already crying. I think I'm gonna cry when
Speaker 1: I see the marquee of the theater. But I'm gonna
Speaker 1: escort our buddy, Amanda and uh and we're gonna we're
Speaker 1: gonna have a special memorial night. And Nick was in
Speaker 1: the original cast for those you don't know of Waitress,
Speaker 1: and Waitress is an amazing show and I've seen it
Speaker 1: a few times, but never had the chance to see
Speaker 1: Sarabarellas play the lead in the very show. She wrote, um,
Speaker 1: so I'm very very thrilled, and I just love Broadway
Speaker 1: so much. And you have to be vaccinated, of course,
Speaker 1: and you have to wear a mask but I don't care.
Speaker 1: I'll wear a full bodysuit to go see some some theater.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna wear n ninety five? Are you gonna
Speaker 1: wear a cloth mask? Are you gonna ninety five? Baby?
Speaker 1: And ninety five? All the way double vaxed. I'm ready.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to hear some people sing. Yeah. Man, that
Speaker 1: sounds like a wonderful night. I wish you with me, Donald,
Speaker 1: I wish you were emotional night. Yeah, I wish you
Speaker 1: were next to me. You know, we went to play
Speaker 1: together and you were very fun. We saw Mulan Rouge
Speaker 1: together with still Yes. To this day, that is still
Speaker 1: one of my favorite musicals because you know, I have
Speaker 1: issues with musicals that jump into musicals and it comes
Speaker 1: out of nowhere, you know what I mean? And yeah,
Speaker 1: where the singing starts out of nowhere. It's like, if
Speaker 1: you can be clever and make a musical and the
Speaker 1: musical is and the music comes in with great timing
Speaker 1: and everything, I'm really into it. Or if the whole
Speaker 1: thing is a musical, I'm really into it. Mulan Rouge
Speaker 1: is one of those shows where they met where they're
Speaker 1: very They were very very very very slick about how
Speaker 1: they put in all of these pop hits, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. And I thought that was really cool.
Speaker 1: And they all could sing too, you know. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: Donald's fun to go to musical with because he's like
Speaker 1: in church, he's like he wants to like stand up. Well,
Speaker 1: if you could say, well, you know, I mean a
Speaker 1: lot of these artists, a lot of these artists are
Speaker 1: you know, don't necessarily want to be on the stage
Speaker 1: doing plays. They want to be in the studio making
Speaker 1: music that way, you know what I mean. A lot
Speaker 1: of these artists are straight up singers. And and I
Speaker 1: think if you're doing Broadway, you're doing it because you
Speaker 1: love it. It's not much money in it, You're doing
Speaker 1: it because it's your passion. Yeah. But you know, I'm
Speaker 1: not saying they don't want to record of every rhythmeness
Speaker 1: the singer wants to record. But I'm just saying that
Speaker 1: Faz you know, it's Joell's dog doesn't work. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: gotta send Fozzi back, No you don't. All right on
Speaker 1: that note, Let's get into the show Donald about show
Speaker 1: we made about a bunch of doctor nurses and stories
Speaker 1: never so gather around here, a YadA around here, hilarious show.
Speaker 1: We're back. Season five is back. I laugh my asshof
Speaker 1: it's back, and and it's it was very funny. I
Speaker 1: remember this episode obviously because it was Carla uh finding
Speaker 1: out some wonderful news. I won't spoil it for all
Speaker 1: of you. Listeners will get into it. Well. I think
Speaker 1: if they're listening, they they've they've had it spoiled already.
Speaker 1: We're pregnant, y'all. Baby. It's so moving. It's funny, this
Speaker 1: many years later. At the end, I still get emotional
Speaker 1: because the show is about friendship and ultimately and love
Speaker 1: of friends. And at the end when we're all just
Speaker 1: hugging each other at the bar celebrating this couple, I'm
Speaker 1: just so invested. I understand why fans, you know, we're
Speaker 1: so invested themselves. And I was just so moving. I
Speaker 1: was like getting goosebumps because we just love these people
Speaker 1: and we love them. We love their group, we love
Speaker 1: their friendship, we love their love of each other. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know, at this point, if you ride in with us,
Speaker 1: you put it. It's a ride of dia mentality at
Speaker 1: this point. Yeah, season five, we're in the middle of
Speaker 1: the season five, you know, gearing towards the end. Actually,
Speaker 1: we're you know, almost there, and we've invested in these
Speaker 1: characters for five years. Carla is finally pregnant, something that
Speaker 1: she's really wanted. And if you watched the show, you
Speaker 1: definitely wanted that for her. Yeah, you know, Judy's so good.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're you're both so good in this episode.
Speaker 1: You're exceptional though, but has like the Judy at the end. Man,
Speaker 1: if Judy, if if if Judy, Judy shouldn't even have
Speaker 1: to audition for parts that she should just send her
Speaker 1: performance at the end of this episode to people and
Speaker 1: be like, that's my audition, right. She's amazing, dude. Sometimes
Speaker 1: there's there there are some really great moments in this
Speaker 1: episode that I you know, I laughed really hard. But
Speaker 1: you know, the fact that a group of people are
Speaker 1: willing to do this. This is before the whole you
Speaker 1: know reveal you know, gender reveal party right too, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. And so the fact that this
Speaker 1: whole hospital was willing to shut the fuck up and
Speaker 1: not tell her, even though even though it turns into
Speaker 1: something else, the fact that they were willing to do
Speaker 1: that for her is amazing. And and the fact that
Speaker 1: then that they were willing to break up the small
Speaker 1: party right away to so that she would have a
Speaker 1: opportunity to tell each in, every one of them individually,
Speaker 1: because that was her dream that. You know, you really
Speaker 1: understand how tight, how a tight knit group this hospital is.
Speaker 1: Like Cox even agrees to do it. Yeah, everyone everyone,
Speaker 1: well everyone, no one, no one. Judy doesn't have a nemesis.
Speaker 1: Carla doesn't have a nemesis, right right, Like everyone in
Speaker 1: the hospital like has people that like them and don't
Speaker 1: like them. But I don't think anybody doesn't like Carla, right.
Speaker 1: We haven't run into that yet. I don't think we
Speaker 1: do run with that. I don't think we ever do
Speaker 1: run into that. The hide and Seek thing, first of all,
Speaker 1: is this hide and seek gadget? I wish it was
Speaker 1: a real thing because I would buy it. It's so fun. Yes,
Speaker 1: especially if it could, especially if it could, Like it's
Speaker 1: it's the Mandalorian. It fucking is the Mandalorian. We were
Speaker 1: playing the Mandalorian before, we were playing bounty Hunter, before
Speaker 1: they even thought of it. You have a you have
Speaker 1: a tracker. Yeah, yeah, that's your chain code. Your chain
Speaker 1: code is attached to your freaking it's whatever the tracker
Speaker 1: is and I'm following you around trying to find you.
Speaker 1: I knew the Mandalorian came from Scrubs Chalk another one
Speaker 1: up from Fason Well and Bill Lawrence. Yeah, well Donald
Speaker 1: Fason Black Stormtrooper. Yes, check it out on YouTube. Yes,
Speaker 1: please watch Donald. Um. I knew at the beginning that
Speaker 1: when you're like, I'm not I'm doing this hide and
Speaker 1: seek with one of my sick patients, I didn't remember,
Speaker 1: but of course I knew it was gonna be me.
Speaker 1: But I still left my ass off when that cabinet opened.
Speaker 1: And then the reveal though, because the cabinet opened and
Speaker 1: you still don't really see your face until all of
Speaker 1: the stuff, there's still that small like we we give you,
Speaker 1: like an even a split second more of hope that
Speaker 1: he was telling the truth, and no, he's he's lying it.
Speaker 1: That was hilarious, and I'm so excited, and I go,
Speaker 1: I go, okay, okay, I'll count hide a brother up
Speaker 1: to close a brother up. Then I go and we're
Speaker 1: so yeah. But but by the way, I'm laughing at us.
Speaker 1: But at the same time, I'm sitting there going this
Speaker 1: would be so fun. If this was a real invention, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: it is a real invention in the Mandalorian. I don't
Speaker 1: think you can buy an electronic hide and seek game, Joe, Okay,
Speaker 1: there what is well? First of all, Jenny, think it
Speaker 1: was interesting that the that the thing, the tracker thing
Speaker 1: is is look the shape of a penny, and then
Speaker 1: it's about the janitor like because of the penny in
Speaker 1: the door thing and the pilot. I didn't understand, like
Speaker 1: was that supposed to be? Like they could have made
Speaker 1: that as long as it was digestible. They could have
Speaker 1: made that thing anything, and yet they chose to make
Speaker 1: it look like a penny. Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I wonder what they thinking behind that was, but I
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe easy to swallow. Yeah what an idiot, dude,
Speaker 1: Like that's the dumbest thing does No, it's a little thicker.
Speaker 1: Five dollars too for five dollars and it's magnetic. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: five dollars for five dollars. Neil is fucking hilarious in
Speaker 1: this episode. Yes, yes he is. Wait, Joel just sent
Speaker 1: us a link. Let's see what this is, joeell oh,
Speaker 1: it's a hide and seek monkey toy. Have a whole
Speaker 1: bunch of different ones like there's a monkey, there's one
Speaker 1: that looks like a kind of nondescript oh monster, there's
Speaker 1: a pig one And basically, I guess we're lonely kids
Speaker 1: who have no friends. You can hide this lonely. I
Speaker 1: don't think that's a don't well, I don't think that's
Speaker 1: the ad campaign for the lonely kid, got no friends loser. Well,
Speaker 1: by the way, if I had a kid, I would
Speaker 1: buy this in a second. You guys should get this
Speaker 1: if you have kids. It's a It is a hide
Speaker 1: and seek thing. You hide the stuffed animal. Don't feel
Speaker 1: like playing with your kids? Yes, yes, let's say you
Speaker 1: want your kid to go distract themselves. You're gonna hide
Speaker 1: the stuffed animal and then go find. We had to
Speaker 1: get shit done around the house, but your kids keep
Speaker 1: fucking it up for you. Yeah. Well, Donald, you're lucky
Speaker 1: because you have two kids. But they can they can
Speaker 1: play with each other when they're no, no, they don't happen.
Speaker 1: They that doesn't happen. What Joel, what they also have? Okay,
Speaker 1: so apparently in nineteen eighty nine, I'm trying to find
Speaker 1: a good link. There is a Ghostbusters them hiding ghost
Speaker 1: sequel and where they have like the little rays, they
Speaker 1: use a bust the ghosts and your friends take the
Speaker 1: little like tracker thing and then the point shoot hold on,
Speaker 1: maybe you won't get to play Do you get to
Speaker 1: play like Ghostbusters? Let's see, it's like a Ghostbusters themes.
Speaker 1: But imagine, you know that would be kind of cool,
Speaker 1: is if if you could put a device in the
Speaker 1: middle of the room. Even if I would, I would
Speaker 1: hope Oculus would think about coming out with something like this,
Speaker 1: and you could play Ghostbusters and from your point of
Speaker 1: view and you're walking the halls of haunted houses and
Speaker 1: or you know, subway stations whatever it is, and you
Speaker 1: roll around with egon bankman, oh here it is. It's
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty nine. This is kind of exactly what is
Speaker 1: kind of what the janitor has, except it's a lot
Speaker 1: of shapes. It's not penny size. Yeah, all right, let's
Speaker 1: refocus um So okay, so we're playing hide and seek
Speaker 1: and we learn that elliott um it has a device
Speaker 1: to remember bones in the hand and it's an anagram, right,
Speaker 1: Is that what you call those things? Some lovers try
Speaker 1: positions they can't handle. Is that? Is that what it's
Speaker 1: called you guys when it's like the first letter of
Speaker 1: everywhere anagram. So some lovers try positions they can't handle.
Speaker 1: And then Keith takes it very personally and she says,
Speaker 1: you should stretch before we do the worly bird? What
Speaker 1: is the whirly bird? I don't know. What do you
Speaker 1: think the whirlybird is? I don't know, but well, it
Speaker 1: involves Keith needing to stretch, so you have to be flexible,
Speaker 1: I'm getting I would have thought. I would have thought
Speaker 1: it's a man lies on his back and the woman
Speaker 1: then on top and he spins her. But I don't
Speaker 1: know why that would involve him. And then it's like
Speaker 1: a helicopter. Oh yeah, he helicopters. She's like the propeller.
Speaker 1: Because you have to imagine that would be the how
Speaker 1: much loube? Do you think you need to be able
Speaker 1: to freaking clean the bucket? Yeah, and then have somebody
Speaker 1: and then you would actually need somebody to grab one
Speaker 1: leg and the other leg and then just the probably
Speaker 1: could probably need a help her. Yeah, for you to
Speaker 1: do that, I imagine it's a good ten seconds of
Speaker 1: I don't know if it would feel good, especially for
Speaker 1: the man are you kidding me a whirly bird. So
Speaker 1: you're saying, if you didn't, if you what do you
Speaker 1: call this yoga position where you like it's put you
Speaker 1: put your growing up and you're legs and feet are
Speaker 1: on the ground. You know that tabletop or some shit
Speaker 1: whatever it is, all right, you make like a tabletop yes,
Speaker 1: and then table yes yes. And now you're a woman
Speaker 1: or your partner who climbs on top of a partner
Speaker 1: who can receive yes, climbs on top of the table yes.
Speaker 1: And then you need a third person to then spin
Speaker 1: them like like like I look up to whomever is
Speaker 1: whomever is receiving, must be flexible as fuck because you
Speaker 1: don't want the legs to touch tables. People have to
Speaker 1: be very strong. This is like some circus sex, but
Speaker 1: I imagine really fun. Yeah. Well, Elliot's gotten quite adventurous
Speaker 1: with Keith. I mean she you know, in an earlier seasons,
Speaker 1: Elliott was a bit prude about sex. Now she's announcing
Speaker 1: to the the whole ICU that she likes the whirly bird.
Speaker 1: And I appreciate that. I wish more women would. Do
Speaker 1: you think Casey would be open to trying the whirly
Speaker 1: bird hold on, let's find out. Yeah, the theme song
Speaker 1: hatame theme song, danel Casey come down here, tell me
Speaker 1: what to do? And that's what are you playing my
Speaker 1: theme song? Yeah, your theme song was play. Now listen,
Speaker 1: Donald's going to explain to you, um, a sexual position
Speaker 1: that I'm tired, No, listen to Donald came Donald here,
Speaker 1: Donald is going to time to come close to we
Speaker 1: can here. Listen. Donald's going to explain to you a
Speaker 1: position that is that is that's that Elliott Sarah Chalk's
Speaker 1: character does in the show. And we want to know
Speaker 1: if you would be open to it at some point
Speaker 1: in your guy's sexual relationship. Oh god, you ready? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So I I can already say no split on top
Speaker 1: of and then I then a helper, and then a helper,
Speaker 1: somebody split table, you know what I mean? Zach, I
Speaker 1: love you, Zach, I love you, Kazy. We just want
Speaker 1: to know if you'd be open to that. Donald said
Speaker 1: maybe after some drinks. Well, we would need about three
Speaker 1: or four helpers, and it's gonna take a lot more
Speaker 1: than a help. I'm going to help, but I won't look.
Speaker 1: I'll wear like I'll wear a mask. Are you trying
Speaker 1: to get dabbled into some ruana. I'm saying that you
Speaker 1: can't even hear the conversation, all right, put him back
Speaker 1: on case We love you, we love you, I love you.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a no, Guys, that sounds like a no. Zach,
Speaker 1: I love you, good, Zach. Other things, guys, oh, Zach.
Speaker 1: The other thing is guys like, I'm not down to
Speaker 1: try this ship in my mid forties. I'm tired, I'm old,
Speaker 1: and I'm damaged good that you're not damaged goods. First
Speaker 1: of all, I really not damaged goods. Never looks so beautiful.
Speaker 1: You never been. But what do you down? What are
Speaker 1: you down to try? All right? Donald, come on, don
Speaker 1: all no, never, no, no, no, we have not done
Speaker 1: at all. We have scratched the surface surface. We haven't
Speaker 1: even surched the surface, Donald, we haven't even scratched the surface.
Speaker 1: She's so fine. I know, she's so fine. I love
Speaker 1: that you didn't even get into the tabletop position before
Speaker 1: she was like no, yeah, all right, we should take
Speaker 1: a break. When we come back, we'll talk about more
Speaker 1: sexual positions that Donald Casey might try. And we're back.
Speaker 1: Johnny c McGinley is doing a Donni Hue impression. A
Speaker 1: lot of you young folks probably have no idea who
Speaker 1: filled Donnie Hue is. I was an once you were, yeah,
Speaker 1: way back in a day with Marlo Thomas. I did
Speaker 1: a special when I was in junior high school called
Speaker 1: Free to Be a Family, and it was a follow
Speaker 1: up to Free to Be You and Me. Yes, And
Speaker 1: I got to meet like the Fat Boys, Prince Marquie
Speaker 1: d rest in Peace and the rest of the guys,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I got to meet uh
Speaker 1: Don Mattingley when he was playing with the Yankees, UM,
Speaker 1: you know, Robin Williams. All these people showed up for
Speaker 1: Marlo Thomas and this show, and it was really interesting
Speaker 1: because what we got to do was build us Basebridge,
Speaker 1: which is pretty much doing a FaceTime but back in
Speaker 1: the eighties, you know, with kids from Russia. And this
Speaker 1: was back when you know, the Star Wars systems were
Speaker 1: you know, you know, we were at threat of nuclear war.
Speaker 1: I got to meet I sang with Carly I remember
Speaker 1: I sang with Carly Simon. I got to meet Bobby mcfarren,
Speaker 1: who I'm a huge fan of. UM anyway, so you
Speaker 1: guys were on Donna Hue and so anyway because of
Speaker 1: doing the show. Marlo Thomas and Donna Hue are a
Speaker 1: married couple or are a couple, and he had us
Speaker 1: on the show, well Donna Hue for you young folks,
Speaker 1: you can YouTube. And he was a very popular daytime
Speaker 1: talk show. Um, when Oprah first started, I believe it
Speaker 1: was the two of them. Yeah, they were. They were
Speaker 1: when Oprah was starting, he was he was right, he was.
Speaker 1: Was he like right before her or something like that,
Speaker 1: or yeah, he was before her. I think because he
Speaker 1: was older. I believe. No, I mean as when they
Speaker 1: came on. I know, they didn't come on at the
Speaker 1: same time. They didn't come on, oh they were Yeah,
Speaker 1: did they come on at the same time. I don't know.
Speaker 1: But when everyone started to go like towards the Maury
Speaker 1: Povic you know, crazy not more. What was his name,
Speaker 1: Morton Downey Jr. Yeah, when everyone started to go way
Speaker 1: more like you know, like the like the talk shows
Speaker 1: became everyone you know. Obviously Oprah didn't go that way.
Speaker 1: But Donnie he was like I'm out. Yeah, he was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing this shit right. But anyway, he used
Speaker 1: to be very dramatic and he was very funny and
Speaker 1: he'd go and he'd walk around with his microphone and
Speaker 1: he'd go, do you remember he'd go and call her.
Speaker 1: There'd be a caller, and he go call her. You
Speaker 1: say what, And he'd pointed his microphone dramatically up at
Speaker 1: the skies that he was he was miking the speaker, okay,
Speaker 1: and we have a collar caller, you say what. And
Speaker 1: when he was get in front of somebody, Phil Hartman
Speaker 1: did a great yeah. Just just YouTube YouTube Phil Hartman,
Speaker 1: donn But anyway, he was he was a character um anyway.
Speaker 1: So that's what Johnny Ce is doing. He's doing a
Speaker 1: Donnie human impression here, going around the room asking everyone.
Speaker 1: And Gloria the elderly turn she was good. She says,
Speaker 1: sometimes when they arrive in the morning, they smell like sex.
Speaker 1: Have you ever smelled sex in the air before? It's
Speaker 1: hard to smell your own I don't know what se smells.
Speaker 1: It's hard. It's hard to smell your own exactly. It's
Speaker 1: hard to smell your own sex in the air. But
Speaker 1: have you ever walked in the room and smelled somebody
Speaker 1: sex in the air. I've heard people say this, like
Speaker 1: it smells like sex in here, But I don't think
Speaker 1: I've ever smelled that. Smelt it several times growing up
Speaker 1: with brothers, freaking having my cousins. Doesn't smell like sweat
Speaker 1: and bodio or like people were grinding around. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it smells like it smells like some type
Speaker 1: of activity had happened in that room, had happened. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: Donnie C asked Sarah for some help with a German
Speaker 1: patient and to sabotage him. She says, Now, how she wrong? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How did she? How did she know that the can
Speaker 1: that Boobs was going to be involved? Did he say
Speaker 1: that in the lead up to it? That's very good? Uh,
Speaker 1: that's very very astute of you, Donald. I don't think
Speaker 1: that he revealed that his that the man's wife was
Speaker 1: in the room. Mhm. Interesting. She guessed, she guessed that
Speaker 1: there might be a woman there. Took it she she
Speaker 1: took a guess. Um. Anyway, the man was very angry
Speaker 1: at this, and he throws Johnny C out of the room. Now,
Speaker 1: I gonna say I had to rewind and look at
Speaker 1: this a few times because that stunt double is such
Speaker 1: a good double for Johnny C. I was like, there's
Speaker 1: no ay, Johnny seed took that fall. We should ask Johnny. No,
Speaker 1: it's not him. I've been framed by frame Okay, I
Speaker 1: framed by framed it. I frame by framed it. But
Speaker 1: when a sun is that good, when the stunt man
Speaker 1: is that good of a match, uh, you can show
Speaker 1: like a piece of their face, you know, because it's
Speaker 1: like it's blurred. It's blurred by little bit, right, but
Speaker 1: like he wasn't hiding his face like a stuntman or
Speaker 1: a woman usually has to do. He literally you see
Speaker 1: like half of his face. And I wish they would
Speaker 1: have done that back in the day though, because in
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills cop it is obviously not Eddie Murphy throwing
Speaker 1: that dude over the buffet at the hotel. It is
Speaker 1: not at the Harrold Club. Yeah, it's just the man.
Speaker 1: It's the man. No, he goes, he goes, is this
Speaker 1: the man who you know? He takes he takes a
Speaker 1: long pause, he goes, Is this the man who wrecked
Speaker 1: the buffet? Is this a man who ruined him? Unmarked
Speaker 1: police car disabled? An unmarked police car with a banana
Speaker 1: with a banana? That guy's amazing, that actor. I love
Speaker 1: that guy all right. So okay, pregnancy time. Yeah, oh
Speaker 1: my god. First of all, wait, before I get to pregnancy,
Speaker 1: How fucking funny was me on the scooter going I'm
Speaker 1: seeking you, Tike? That was crazy? You know what's crazy
Speaker 1: about that? Also, Turk looks away and has it's a fantasy.
Speaker 1: It wasn't real. You had a fit. Well, it was real.
Speaker 1: You had a premonition. I guess what do you call that?
Speaker 1: You didn't know? It wasn't Actually it was happening in
Speaker 1: the world of the show. Right, it's not a flashback
Speaker 1: because you didn't experience it. Right, what is that called?
Speaker 1: What do you call that? Joel? He had a mint?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's mamunition. Let's call it a premonition.
Speaker 1: I think I'm a man of many wishes. Hope my premonition? Missus?
Speaker 1: What I really you? My eyes won't let me hide
Speaker 1: because they are ways stop too cy Okay, anyway, who's that?
Speaker 1: Who is that? Stevie wonder? Oh beautiful? Because this time? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, listen, So we're cheaper. Cheaper pregnancy tests have
Speaker 1: slower results. I guess no, she said he bought a
Speaker 1: generic one. There's no such thing as a cheap pregnancy test.
Speaker 1: They got a pregnancy test that was not the quote
Speaker 1: unquote well, no, the name brand, but that would imply
Speaker 1: that it was cheaper. Yeah, he makes some comment about like,
Speaker 1: when you give me more money from my allowance, I'll
Speaker 1: get the name brand. Right, But I don't think it
Speaker 1: makes any difference. Well, no, but in the plot point
Speaker 1: of the show it did. I'm just saying it's funny
Speaker 1: that I think she just was using it as a
Speaker 1: So things happened with me and my kid sometimes, and
Speaker 1: he is very disappointed when he doesn't get his way
Speaker 1: or if like a perfect example, it was when we
Speaker 1: were watching the Hawks play and they lost, and he
Speaker 1: got mad at my wife and I. He said it
Speaker 1: was our fault because they did. We didn't root hard
Speaker 1: enough for the Hawks to win, right, Yeah, And this
Speaker 1: is the same. And I totally was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: maybe I didn't look, maybe I didn't maybe I didn't
Speaker 1: root hard. I should have rooted. But anyway, um, and
Speaker 1: it's the same thing. I think she's I don't think
Speaker 1: I don't think she thinks it's the test's fault at all.
Speaker 1: I think she's looking at something some she's looking at
Speaker 1: Turk to blame for it, though. She's looking to try
Speaker 1: to find a way to blame Turk for this moment
Speaker 1: in the show. They assume it's a minute long you're
Speaker 1: cooking the pizza rolls, but that doesn't necessarily Oh you're saying,
Speaker 1: you're saying that it makes it take longer. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: saying a show that's probably not accurate. I imagine in
Speaker 1: real life is that this cheaper off brand thing takes
Speaker 1: three minutes, not one minute. That's the whole that's how
Speaker 1: the whole plot of the episode works. Well, I think
Speaker 1: every pregnancy test take is different. Time, it's time different.
Speaker 1: I don't think they I don't know. I put the
Speaker 1: story of the show. Yeah, but then they put it
Speaker 1: in the microwave? Am I tripping? Did they put the
Speaker 1: test into what was in the microwave? The pizza? Microwaves? Dirt? Dirt?
Speaker 1: I was a little confused. Man, it's hard to write
Speaker 1: the ship and do it at to say, look up
Speaker 1: and write, and I'm sure I'm listening to you. Don't pause,
Speaker 1: No man, I pause. I don't have time to pause.
Speaker 1: You don't have time to pause. No bro, no bro.
Speaker 1: How funny was the janitor the janitor's smoking in the
Speaker 1: flashback run hilarious and doing the hurdles, and then Neil's
Speaker 1: doing the hurdles. Look. Yeah, the callback, By the way,
Speaker 1: I do have to say, I always know it's Spiller
Speaker 1: and and I want to see Jenne Bachan wrote this episode.
Speaker 1: She's a talented out but I always know it's But
Speaker 1: whenever I as a director and watching this show and
Speaker 1: go this one's really directed, Well it's Spiller, I gotta
Speaker 1: say it. Sorry, guys, He's good. Um, this cinematography in
Speaker 1: this episode was really good. And yeah, the way they
Speaker 1: shot Neil fake hurdling was perfect. Yeah. Um, there was
Speaker 1: some really clever photography with regards to that and uh
Speaker 1: and uh yeah. So the jd JD then calls the
Speaker 1: janitor out on all of his lies, goes on a
Speaker 1: long gives us a short list of some of the
Speaker 1: janitor's lies. But it's but it looks like the whole
Speaker 1: hospital nobody believes the janitor. Everybody's over his lies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you come in and I say, not now,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm glow basking. I go now, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: bask in the basking in the glow of being right,
Speaker 1: or whatever, and then you and then you come in.
Speaker 1: I go not now, I'm glow basking. I laughed so
Speaker 1: hard at this. Where do the doves go? I don't know,
Speaker 1: but one but I remember I remember shooting this. Do
Speaker 1: you remember shooting this? No, but I must have been
Speaker 1: we must have been dying laughing. Do I remember this?
Speaker 1: You know when we were laughing? Do you know what
Speaker 1: part we're laughing at? No? Tell me one thing. Harlan
Speaker 1: knows that in her stomach there's a tiny little and
Speaker 1: you went through like a bunch of I remember you
Speaker 1: going through a bunch of different uh. And one thing
Speaker 1: I know is that in her uterus it's a little
Speaker 1: soft baby turn. Yeah, you went through several different things,
Speaker 1: a little tiny gerkin like you said, so many different things, dude, dude,
Speaker 1: so many things. I remember. I remember this day. I
Speaker 1: remember laughing. That's the perfect setup for to riff on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that whole thing about the doves where the doves go?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't One thing I do know?
Speaker 1: How about the Grandfather Kennel fantasy? That should have me rolling?
Speaker 1: So there's two there's two fantasies that are one very long,
Speaker 1: but and and and out of nowhere. This dude comes
Speaker 1: in to tell everyone about his being our hurdle racer one.
Speaker 1: And then where did the kintel come from? It was
Speaker 1: a grandfather kintel? But and I know you were imagining it,
Speaker 1: but and you're being and you're being given a tour,
Speaker 1: But how did it happen? The setup was something like
Speaker 1: what was this setup? Joel? It was something like they
Speaker 1: were grandmother someone Carla, and the grandmother someone's grandfather, someone's
Speaker 1: grandfather was going to die or something. Carlos. It's not
Speaker 1: like a dog, you can't replace him. Derek didn't want
Speaker 1: to do a hip surgery on like a ninety eight
Speaker 1: year old man. That's what it was. That's what it was.
Speaker 1: This This was very funnily finally done. And the set.
Speaker 1: I love how this set is like that old grandparent
Speaker 1: like like wall wall boarding, you know, the wood boards.
Speaker 1: And then like they've all got there like barka lounger,
Speaker 1: recliner chair and some bite yeah, and then I lure
Speaker 1: mine over with a Worther's candy and I'm like, here
Speaker 1: you go unwrap this. You want to win wrapped this
Speaker 1: in a movie theater. We don't want to separate these two.
Speaker 1: I already have a grandma. I already have a grandmother.
Speaker 1: By the way, I love telling me this show pair
Speaker 1: as well would get jazz cabbage. It really does. Did
Speaker 1: you have jazz cabbage when you absolutely when watching this
Speaker 1: When watching this show, I thought you were off jazz cabbage.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. No, we had this conversation. Bro okay,
Speaker 1: just done it. Left the jazz cabbage. I'm just don't
Speaker 1: yell at me. I don't do it when I'm doing
Speaker 1: the podcast. By the way, I love um where there's candies.
Speaker 1: I know that it's like a jokey, like old person
Speaker 1: treat you like butterscotch. I love a worthers. They slap.
Speaker 1: I never see them, I never. They're very tasty. You
Speaker 1: very never had a worth Well do you not know
Speaker 1: any seniors, Joel? You know how some you know how
Speaker 1: some hard candies make your saliva kind of thick and everything.
Speaker 1: It's like literally like your swallowing. It feels like you're
Speaker 1: swallow scot. I'm gonna drive you a lot later. I'm
Speaker 1: coming to bring it away. The way this is like
Speaker 1: the best for words right now. But worthers are great.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they got stereotypically known for being
Speaker 1: an old person favorite. But they are Do you like salt?
Speaker 1: Do you like salt and butter? Scotch over ice cream?
Speaker 1: Who doesn't? Creams? So delicious? Sponsor? You should hit that
Speaker 1: button right now? Which one the bong ripper? You're well?
Speaker 1: Please try and get worse. I imagine the Worther's head
Speaker 1: office is run by senior citizens, so they might not know.
Speaker 1: They don't know how to use computer. No, they might
Speaker 1: not know the podcasts are a thing. But they're still
Speaker 1: they're still. There's still they still have rotary down telephone.
Speaker 1: They have they have this time, they have the time
Speaker 1: you hold up to your phone like too far? Yes? Right,
Speaker 1: give me connetic at two flus even where is? What
Speaker 1: do you like to advertise on a podcast? Coming to live? Um?
Speaker 1: All right? So then I say I low jack the janitor. Yes,
Speaker 1: we have successfully low jacked the janitor. Elliot can't not
Speaker 1: cry at the thought of a baby, right, so she
Speaker 1: lies and says to Keith dumpter dump yes. And this
Speaker 1: makes for sorry Cox seeing this and knowing what's happened,
Speaker 1: and wants to get back at Elliott for what he
Speaker 1: what she did earlier with the with the German guy
Speaker 1: convinces Keith to wink at every girl that walks by,
Speaker 1: and then shows Carla, who's kind of sad for Elliott, Uh,
Speaker 1: what Keith is doing? And she Uh, they had to
Speaker 1: plan to have Yeah, they had to plan to have
Speaker 1: Carla tell Keith subtly all of the Is it sub
Speaker 1: sub how would you say it? Is it subtly? Is
Speaker 1: that the right way to say it? Yeah, she's not
Speaker 1: being Yeah when I subtly? Yeah, I guess so subtly? Uh,
Speaker 1: all of his faults in the bedroom? Right, and what
Speaker 1: are his faults? I forgot what the ends up being
Speaker 1: other than he doesn't stretch for the wirly bird. They
Speaker 1: don't tell us any else. That was like a weird
Speaker 1: little side plot that didn't really go anywhere. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know what it is. We learned that Keith made out
Speaker 1: with his sister, right right, that's really weird. I mean,
Speaker 1: and then and but then Elliott doesn't really have a
Speaker 1: problem with it because she's banging. That's so twisted, twisted.
Speaker 1: It's a bit like what what they so I'm doing?
Speaker 1: Sixth grade is pretty old to be making out with
Speaker 1: your sister. Yeah, you know about definitely I'm doing a
Speaker 1: writer's room right now. What And I realized what it
Speaker 1: takes to have to get to that moment and then
Speaker 1: and for those things to have to get through, Bill
Speaker 1: has to sign off on Yeah, I fuck it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The brother and sisters they're making out. Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. But to get there you have to
Speaker 1: be that's like one of those late night all right,
Speaker 1: So how about this? What if the secret? Like they're like,
Speaker 1: they tried to go through several secrets, they couldn't really
Speaker 1: think of anything, and then finally was like, yo, what
Speaker 1: if he makes out with his sister in like the
Speaker 1: sixth grade? Yeah? And Bill's finally and Bill's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck with it. Yeah, I want to go home. That's fine, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because that's just the babies. That was a long way
Speaker 1: around the block for yelling aboard the babies. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then to say that the father sorry, yeah, and the
Speaker 1: priest says, I'm yeah. We were really trying to be edgy.
Speaker 1: This was this is edgy at any time, but definitely edgy,
Speaker 1: even edgy. You're back when we were doing it. Yeah, Um,
Speaker 1: I say, there's no fetus. Nobody makes fetus balloons. Jade
Speaker 1: actually went to a balloon set, probably several balloons stores.
Speaker 1: But this before the internet, So where do you keep
Speaker 1: the fetus balloons at? This was before the internet was
Speaker 1: what the internet was, so he couldn't google search fetus bones. Joel,
Speaker 1: will you see if there's any fetus balloons? Now I'm interested.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the Thomas guy we spoke about this.
Speaker 1: That's how you got around La. You had to look
Speaker 1: shit up in a book. The show was a mess.
Speaker 1: I laughed so hard Donald when I go when you
Speaker 1: were like, do that whole thing? I'm really, do you
Speaker 1: have a good ideas? I'm tired of your ideas? And
Speaker 1: I go, it's a good head. I'm listening. I think
Speaker 1: I was. That's after Richard Kind, So I do believe
Speaker 1: we were all trying. I know, you know there's something
Speaker 1: about I never heard it anywhere else, but in this show.
Speaker 1: I go, JD goes, it's a good like spelled g
Speaker 1: O O D apostrophe N Like like when I said,
Speaker 1: like when in the in the it's a big it's
Speaker 1: a biggin Yeah. There's nothing I love more than driving
Speaker 1: my my scooter Sasha through potholes and here comes a
Speaker 1: big in I just realized what that suit of armor
Speaker 1: is behind you. Oh, it's from which I was here.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a suit of armor for the
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck guy, it is m But
Speaker 1: it's the the film which I was here that you
Speaker 1: should now rent tonight because it's on Netflix. Everybody. You
Speaker 1: don't need to rent it. It's free. It's on Netflix. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: I hear the wave is playing on. I just looked down.
Speaker 1: I just looked down in the chat and it says
Speaker 1: no fetus balloons thing, No fetus balloons. Um, yeah that
Speaker 1: arm McDonald after the film wish I was here. Um,
Speaker 1: I put on a I put on a mannequin so
Speaker 1: it could stand in my apartment. Yeah. You know, you're
Speaker 1: very lucky because as a professional actor, I have very
Speaker 1: few things from movies that I was a part of.
Speaker 1: At one point I did have the jersey from Remember
Speaker 1: the Titans, Pete Jones's number. I don't know where it was.
Speaker 1: I used to wear it too because it fit. And
Speaker 1: then I started getting bigger back when I was one
Speaker 1: hundred and seventy five pounds, and then I had a
Speaker 1: bunch of Scrubs memorabilia also, But now I don't really
Speaker 1: have I don't I don't have much. I don't know
Speaker 1: much either. Like I found some old school Kobe Bryant
Speaker 1: socks that I still have, which I you know which
Speaker 1: Kobe wore, Know that I wore because I was a
Speaker 1: fan of Kobe. You know what I mean? That I
Speaker 1: bought a billion? Why does that memorabilia? Because you can't
Speaker 1: find those socks anywhere. Now. I thought that the story
Speaker 1: was going to be a bit better than that. I mean, shit, man,
Speaker 1: you want me to say, are you gonna be like
Speaker 1: Kobe Bryant gave me these socks? You know I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna do what I thought or do not? There is
Speaker 1: no I thought, let's move on, all right, Um, when
Speaker 1: we when we get the speech in the cafeteria and
Speaker 1: then we try to make a dramatic exit and then
Speaker 1: Google left. No, that was right, right, I need to
Speaker 1: come with you. That made me laugh? Uh I did?
Speaker 1: Who was throwing win in JD's face? What was that?
Speaker 1: The wine? A wine? There? Yeah? There it is. Yes,
Speaker 1: don't laugh at me, Joel when you threw win in
Speaker 1: my things your face? Um, that should made me laugh. Also, yeah,
Speaker 1: I laughed at that. And then when he spills the wine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because we can't tell Carlo what I mean. Aren't you
Speaker 1: supposed to wait to tell people you're pregnant, like like
Speaker 1: three months or something. Yeah, usually you want to wait
Speaker 1: until it's for sure, for sure, and that's usually around
Speaker 1: imagine miscarriage is in the first trimester, in the first year.
Speaker 1: You guys are announcing it like after the test came up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well yeah, yeah, you know, we're speaking to tell people.
Speaker 1: We told everybody right away. We're speaking of really yeah,
Speaker 1: we told right as soon as we found out, and
Speaker 1: people were like, you know, you're not supposed to do that.
Speaker 1: You're like, okay, let's take a break. We'll be right
Speaker 1: back after these fine words, and we're bad. I brought
Speaker 1: you guys a penis doctor. Wow, I have questions. I
Speaker 1: have question you can ask them about the whole spongey.
Speaker 1: It's a spongey please. You know, let's hear right now
Speaker 1: if that's accurate or not to comow you can talk
Speaker 1: show dudes, you know, like a bottomoke jets maybe talking
Speaker 1: about the episode. So come on, Joanne, let's get the show.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. Give it up for penis doctor Darren. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there he is there, Karen Darren, what's up? You got.
Speaker 1: Are you the penis doctor? He the penis doctor, but
Speaker 1: he has the jets gear on. I don't know about
Speaker 1: all that. Wait, no, wit before you get into sports
Speaker 1: dissing because Darren is wearing a jets but Darren, um,
Speaker 1: I don't take it off, leave it on, Darren. Are
Speaker 1: you a a penis doctor? And what is that called arology? Yes,
Speaker 1: by a neurologists, that is um what people call penis doctor.
Speaker 1: But we also take care of other eurologic organs like kidney, bladder,
Speaker 1: prostate um, any areas adjacent to that. But then the
Speaker 1: genitals are what we're you know, most And do you
Speaker 1: deal dude, A guy inacologist obviously handles women, so you
Speaker 1: deal mostly with men. I take it no, but women
Speaker 1: have kidney stones, kidney cancer, any issues with the bladder,
Speaker 1: any issues with avoiding like your anatition issues. So I
Speaker 1: would say the actually decent amount of women that we
Speaker 1: take care of the well, I got a real question.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna ask. First Donald, let's just say
Speaker 1: let's just say that. Let's just say yeah, yeah, let's
Speaker 1: just go there. We're not gonna say it's true, but
Speaker 1: let's just imagine that I'm proud of my size. Doctor,
Speaker 1: He's gonna get my ruler. Right. Here's here's the question.
Speaker 1: So sorry, is there a pill? Is there a pill
Speaker 1: that extends? For real? For real? Donald has been watching
Speaker 1: some advertisements that say if he takes certain okay, guy,
Speaker 1: he's got kind of writes the Chase doc tell us
Speaker 1: there are no pills that can make your penis bigger?
Speaker 1: What about what about investing so much money? There there
Speaker 1: meds there, meds that can help you if you have
Speaker 1: issues with erections. And we know when you have, like,
Speaker 1: you know, a half Chubb kind of thing and it's
Speaker 1: not fully is that it's not the actual doctor diagnosis
Speaker 1: half Chubb? Probably not what I will say, Um, I
Speaker 1: diagnose you with a half Chubb coup. A couple episodes ago,
Speaker 1: you were talking about how bigger penises maybe more fertile,
Speaker 1: and that's not true. Yeah, Donald Donald's yeah, Donald Donald.
Speaker 1: I think I just think you can get closer to
Speaker 1: the freaking Donald. I asked it because Donald Donald Donald
Speaker 1: implied that if his giant cock was closer to where
Speaker 1: the egg is birth watched, it would help. But that's
Speaker 1: not true. Doctor isn't correct. That is not true. But
Speaker 1: don't they when Okay, well doctor, what this came up
Speaker 1: before you came on the air. We have so many questions.
Speaker 1: What is the penis made of? Donald said it's a muscle,
Speaker 1: which I know to be not true. Daniel said, it's
Speaker 1: a sponge tissue that blood flows to. What is a penis? Doctor?
Speaker 1: And do penis pumps really work? And by the way,
Speaker 1: that was no calm down given one question though, there
Speaker 1: are there are like compartments of in the penis, the
Speaker 1: urethrow which has the penis as um you know, like
Speaker 1: cells essentially that are that allow the urine to drain,
Speaker 1: and so there is it's kind of and what what
Speaker 1: Daniel was saying that erectile bodies, you have um, there
Speaker 1: is muscle, there is um, vessels, there is um kind
Speaker 1: of fibrous tissue that allows the penis to be to
Speaker 1: be firm. So it's made of of all of those things.
Speaker 1: So it's kind of you know, when when when when
Speaker 1: when when When a man is aroused, blood rushes to
Speaker 1: the penis, and then what keeps the blood in the penis?
Speaker 1: I don't understand. Oh my god, Zac, I can we
Speaker 1: have lectures on this? Okay? But can you say it
Speaker 1: in a listen speaking to people that know nothing. So
Speaker 1: in very layman's terms, there's a thing. Explain it like
Speaker 1: I'm five, Explain it like I'm ten. Okay, Yeah, so
Speaker 1: there are two There are two areas, two compartments in
Speaker 1: the penis that fill with blood and the way that
Speaker 1: they fill with blood um relax The muscle relaxes, and
Speaker 1: it actually then compresses the um veins and prevents the
Speaker 1: blood from flowing out. So the arterial flow flows in
Speaker 1: like the blood flow flows in. But then there's it's
Speaker 1: they're unable to be flow out, and that is how
Speaker 1: you have a rigid penis. True or anything or any
Speaker 1: other kind of sexual Okay, doc, is it true that
Speaker 1: witten masturbation, I can train my penis to grow longer. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think of this. There are all are surgeries
Speaker 1: that like Donald, what are you saying? There's surgeries. There
Speaker 1: are cosmetic surgeries that some urologists do that can increase
Speaker 1: the length every penis. But they are because some people
Speaker 1: like people. I hear that important that people put like
Speaker 1: freaking prosthetics in to Yeah, that's to make to make
Speaker 1: a penis bigger. Yeah, those things are crazy. You don't
Speaker 1: do that work. Now, Listen, there are some people that
Speaker 1: are that are that do I mean they're born with
Speaker 1: a micro penis, which is which is yeah, which is horrible,
Speaker 1: I would imagine, And so there must be something that
Speaker 1: there must be some surgery that those men can have. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean there are some surgeries that you can do. Chaniel,
Speaker 1: did it hurt? What was the surgery? Like child? Did you?
Speaker 1: There are people who are there are people who are
Speaker 1: born you know with other general believes that that there
Speaker 1: are ways to fix it. But there's also I mean,
Speaker 1: what about for with female male transgender patients or you know,
Speaker 1: transvender running get make a penis? Got it right? I
Speaker 1: have another question? Wait, Donald's not it's my turn, go ahead?
Speaker 1: Is it you got to ask about the half the half?
Speaker 1: The half the half? What was it that where it
Speaker 1: was like the half? No, not the hell where you
Speaker 1: have where you where you make up a giant and
Speaker 1: keep the balls and keep the balls. Yes, we're not
Speaker 1: asking about that. He's a real doctor. Shut the fuck up, Darren. True.
Speaker 1: By the way, it's our dream to talk to a
Speaker 1: real penis doctor. Darren. Is true that there is no
Speaker 1: seamen in pre come. I've heard this. Um, I think becoming,
Speaker 1: from what I understand, is really just like lubricant. But
Speaker 1: if there are still I think, you know, like I'm interested,
Speaker 1: making me think of a like an happy end and
Speaker 1: master of none. There was a scene like this, Um,
Speaker 1: and if there's still sperm in your ureth from a
Speaker 1: prior ejaculation, right, but let's say there's not a darn right, Darren.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying people should use this as birth control,
Speaker 1: but I was amazed to find out. And this is
Speaker 1: very dangerous. Don't don't please wear protection? Wear protection please,
Speaker 1: right Darren? Yeah, definitely where you know, no, of course,
Speaker 1: but I'm saying I didn't know until a few years
Speaker 1: ago that pre come is really the lubricant for the
Speaker 1: urethra and there's technically no seamen in that material. Okay,
Speaker 1: so here's a real deal. Holy Field question, If you
Speaker 1: so was mine? That was a good question. Yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 1: If you know your partner both get both get tested
Speaker 1: and you neither one of you have STDs or that
Speaker 1: can be passed, and you decide to have sex without
Speaker 1: a condom, okay, okay, right, Um, So my wife and
Speaker 1: why and this is what I want to understand. Why
Speaker 1: wasn't like this. My wife and I it took us
Speaker 1: a bit of time for her to get pregnant, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. And we were trying to get pregnant,
Speaker 1: and then you hear stories of other people and it
Speaker 1: happened right away. If it's as simple, why is it
Speaker 1: that it should be as simple as if you're both
Speaker 1: fertile and you do the deed at the right time
Speaker 1: of the month, obviously at the right time of the month. Obviously,
Speaker 1: how come sometimes like what what what are the odds
Speaker 1: that we're going up against that it doesn't work all
Speaker 1: the time? I know you're not a I know you're
Speaker 1: not a I know you you don't deliver babies and
Speaker 1: everything like that, but this is but he knows, Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: but I and I'm actually next year I'm going to
Speaker 1: do a fellowship sail and fertility, which is honestly half
Speaker 1: half the part of that um. So that's like an
Speaker 1: unbelievable question because but think about like the process from
Speaker 1: the ferm being made in your festicles getting to out
Speaker 1: of the penis, and then at the same time, the
Speaker 1: female partner with the kind of ovulate out of the
Speaker 1: ovary and through the sloping through into the uterus and
Speaker 1: then you have to have you know, sexual intercourse or
Speaker 1: how would have you to get the sperm there. The
Speaker 1: moral is there are so many steps where that where
Speaker 1: it can just not work UM or maybe you know,
Speaker 1: whatever sperm gets to the egg because you know, usually
Speaker 1: women only ovulate one egg. UM isn't just isn't able
Speaker 1: to really strong enough for the genetic material enough. And
Speaker 1: similarly maybe the egg was not ready either. So it's
Speaker 1: and I think there's also a lots that they don't
Speaker 1: know about. By they, I mean us doctors and researchers
Speaker 1: who deal with infertility and and you know the flying
Speaker 1: around on Mars doctor, why can't you tell us it's crazy?
Speaker 1: There's there's no it's crazy like why And you know
Speaker 1: that's why we know we usually advise the patient, you know,
Speaker 1: a couple not to see not to speak of futility
Speaker 1: specialist less they know they have an issue for for
Speaker 1: you know, six to twelve months, because there's just so
Speaker 1: much that can kind of go aw eye or randomness
Speaker 1: to it UM that we usually want a couple to
Speaker 1: have tried for significant period of time without birth control
Speaker 1: with the proper timing methods. UM it's just hard to
Speaker 1: do studies with those kind of things. Also clinically on
Speaker 1: humans like r they like, all right, you you you know,
Speaker 1: your certain amount of couples are going to have sex
Speaker 1: and this and this day and you are going to
Speaker 1: do it in this day and we want to and
Speaker 1: testing everything like it's hard to do it. Yeah, nobody,
Speaker 1: Nobody probably follows. You're really weird, man, because like the
Speaker 1: first time, it took a really long time for us
Speaker 1: to get pregnant, and I was, you know, I was
Speaker 1: really excited about that, you know what I mean, even
Speaker 1: though she was like, I'm not pregnant. In my mind,
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, you know, you know, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. And then and then if we have
Speaker 1: the baby and everything, and she says I want to
Speaker 1: have another one, and in my mind, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: here we go another year of fucking. And it happened
Speaker 1: like right away, dude, like right away. And I'm just wondering, like,
Speaker 1: what is what is the science behind it? Because you know,
Speaker 1: you can't ever really you know, even if you do
Speaker 1: everything right, even if you're both fertile, even you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's still it's still it has to happen at the
Speaker 1: right time or it doesn't or it doesn't work. Yeah, Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: I don't have like a great answer to you. You know,
Speaker 1: it's more about UM in that year, you know, maybe
Speaker 1: something didn't mesh up, and then and then you got
Speaker 1: lucky and then the first the second one, like that's
Speaker 1: kind of why we you know, you want to have
Speaker 1: that multiple times around ovulation and then I mean I
Speaker 1: similar stories with UM, you know, my conception kind of thing.
Speaker 1: And even if you do get pregnant, then there's issues.
Speaker 1: You know, you can have miscarriage and most kind of things.
Speaker 1: Do some men ejaculate more than other men? And why
Speaker 1: are there pills that or things that can make it
Speaker 1: so that you ejaculate more? Oh here's another question. Wait,
Speaker 1: if you ejaculate longer and more, does that mean orgasm
Speaker 1: is better? Question? Questions my question first doctor, doctor Pet,
Speaker 1: doctor Peter, Peter, doctor Darren. Um. Sometimes in certain films, UM,
Speaker 1: you will see the male ejaculate and it's it's like
Speaker 1: like a goose is pooing. It's just everywhere. And I wondered, um,
Speaker 1: why that's happening. Oh my god, here's my real question,
Speaker 1: My real question, the non silly version is do different
Speaker 1: men have a different amount of ejaculate as their new norm.
Speaker 1: There's a there's a kind of like a percentile of
Speaker 1: like having more than two or three milli leaders. It's
Speaker 1: kind of a low level of normal. So you can
Speaker 1: have anywhere else, you know, a couple of milliaders. It's
Speaker 1: still it's still not a lot. I think that in
Speaker 1: these films that you're probably referring to what are you
Speaker 1: talking about? Films? I talk about him, talk, don't interrupt him.
Speaker 1: Um that it's you know, I mean probably if you
Speaker 1: wait longer, there's often you know, you know that probably
Speaker 1: gets you to uh, but it goes quicker with volume
Speaker 1: builds up. You're saying, but it's but it's quicker when
Speaker 1: when you wait longer, it's quicker. That's the thing. It's
Speaker 1: like you kind of want to throw a couple of
Speaker 1: exhibitions in that before you but before you go play. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's in the air, like it seems like
Speaker 1: more than there. It seems like more more than there is,
Speaker 1: like you know, if you example, all right, I haven't
Speaker 1: had to give it or we had a funny episode
Speaker 1: of that and scrumpt Do you have any questions questions?
Speaker 1: Doctor Yeah, let's do it. Sometimes I have to pee
Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, and I was told that can
Speaker 1: be prostatitis. I mean, that's like a big jump. There's
Speaker 1: so many other things you drink. You talk about how
Speaker 1: much water you guys drink all the times. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: would very well be it, right, I'm saying. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: sometimes I will evacuate my bladder and then a short
Speaker 1: time after I'll be like, I gotta pee again. And
Speaker 1: it wasn't because I'm drinking like an insane amount of water.
Speaker 1: I don't have prosttitus, probably though right, probably not. Prosty
Speaker 1: is more like other painful celtic symptoms are other like
Speaker 1: more irritated avoiding symptoms, other than just having to pee
Speaker 1: occasionally on certain days. It could be. I mean, as
Speaker 1: you get into your forties and fifties, your prossly gets
Speaker 1: bigger and there can be issues with like obstruction from
Speaker 1: enlarged prostates. Yeah. So I mean, if I were you know,
Speaker 1: your urologists, there are certain evaluations we can do. And
Speaker 1: I live in Cleveland. I'm in Cleveland. I'll come. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna come to Cleveland's going to mention fucking two restaurants,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, I have wait, hold up, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: wait wait wait guys, so when well, he's the best. Guess,
Speaker 1: let's have doctor Penis on every day every day? Oh dude,
Speaker 1: I mean if you guys have other questions, like you
Speaker 1: know I do, you're going to think of more questions.
Speaker 1: I do what you guys will, let me ask you guys.
Speaker 1: Don't do a dumb one, do a serious one. I
Speaker 1: throw my penis. If I throw my seamen at the wall,
Speaker 1: will it stick? You just want to hear it? Okay,
Speaker 1: so check us out when people fall, he said, probably
Speaker 1: when I see people fall and stuff like that. Like yeah,
Speaker 1: in in videos like this, they had the Great Box
Speaker 1: Challenge and all these people when I go, oh, I
Speaker 1: kind of feel it in my dick area, Like what
Speaker 1: is that about? What is that? That's a great question.
Speaker 1: It's because it's like you're squeezing your whole like abdominal
Speaker 1: and pelvic musculature, and the pelvic and pelvi must are
Speaker 1: connected to the to the generals. That's how you ejaculate
Speaker 1: for instance, or holding your fee for instance, but also
Speaker 1: the testicles. You know, sometimes the opposite. Sometimes you get
Speaker 1: hit in the balls and then your belliard. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: the testicles when you're in utero being made actually starting
Speaker 1: your agument and they go down through the adment into
Speaker 1: the scrotum, so the nerves kind of still travel up
Speaker 1: that way. So there's like that back that connection. So
Speaker 1: here's the thing though, I like watching these videos because
Speaker 1: I like that feeling. Dude, that shit. Yeah, I get
Speaker 1: gautious when I see a man on a video really
Speaker 1: really nail his groin, like fall on a skateboarder, land
Speaker 1: on a banister, for example. I hate it. I have
Speaker 1: to hold my my my balls and wins. I do
Speaker 1: the same. I literally do the same thing, Zack. I
Speaker 1: like it. It's like one of those things. But all right,
Speaker 1: doctor Brick. And if you live in Cleveland and you
Speaker 1: need a penis doctor, you're gonna go to doctor Brick
Speaker 1: at the Cleveland Clinic. Yeah, okay, doctor Brick. Do you
Speaker 1: have any questions for us? Uh? Yeah, yes, um, not
Speaker 1: really eurology related, but yeah, um. I'm also you know,
Speaker 1: I know, you guys like talk about movies and stuff,
Speaker 1: and I'm a huge movie lover myself, and some two
Speaker 1: of my favorite movies aren't necessarily like the best movies
Speaker 1: of all time, but there are movies that I watched
Speaker 1: as a kid, and then as I can grow up,
Speaker 1: you kind of see new things because you watch them
Speaker 1: million times, um and like see new things, like as
Speaker 1: you're maturing, there just new things from watching so many times.
Speaker 1: Are there any movies like that that you guys have?
Speaker 1: Like for me, it's Forrest Dump and Dumb and Dumber,
Speaker 1: just like I remember watching it as a kid, and
Speaker 1: like there's just humor that guy pass with you. And
Speaker 1: then as you get older, you kind of you grow
Speaker 1: into that. You guys have any films? Yeah, I don't say.
Speaker 1: You don't give a non Star Wars answer. Please, it's
Speaker 1: not Star Wars at all. I have two films that
Speaker 1: I watch. You kind of have to. Well, one of
Speaker 1: them you kind of have to watch every year just
Speaker 1: because it's the classic around Thanksgiving. Plans, Trains and Automobiles.
Speaker 1: I think to this day has so many jokes in it.
Speaker 1: I have yet to see them all, you know, from
Speaker 1: music queues to you know, to inside or punchlines that
Speaker 1: I didn't understand when I was younger, and as I
Speaker 1: get older, I start to understand. I think it's that's
Speaker 1: one of those movies planes, Trains and Automobiles and then
Speaker 1: Rushmore also is one of those movies where it's like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, like you, it's just joke after joke after
Speaker 1: joke after joke, and and if you're not paying attention,
Speaker 1: you miss a lot of it. And so those two movies.
Speaker 1: Rushmore is a great answer. I'm so happy you answered
Speaker 1: something that wasn't Star Wars related. It doesn't run my life, Zack,
Speaker 1: It's just a part of it. My honest answer is
Speaker 1: a movie called Annie Hall. We're not supposed to talk
Speaker 1: about with the Allen anymore, understandably, but I was raised
Speaker 1: on that movie. It was my father's favorite movie, Rest
Speaker 1: in Peace, and uh, it was a movie we watched
Speaker 1: every year. And then the other answer the Keenoe Mind,
Speaker 1: because Donald referenced the movie that you watch every year
Speaker 1: is a Christmas story. Um, that's a movie that we
Speaker 1: end up watching every single year. And yeah, I think
Speaker 1: you always find new things from a kid to adulthood
Speaker 1: in that film too. Um, do you mean another question
Speaker 1: or anything about our penises? You want to know? Oh,
Speaker 1: do cock rings work? Yeah, they hold the blood in right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're asking about you're asking about vacuum devices. All the
Speaker 1: vacuum devices are actually more used for people with rectile
Speaker 1: function because you can kind of you you kind of
Speaker 1: bring that blood in and then you put a rubber
Speaker 1: band around it and that can kind of help with that. Um. So,
Speaker 1: like you know, like an Austin powers like the penis
Speaker 1: bump that's not really really it's not my bag baby,
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Um And cock ring people use them for
Speaker 1: like sexual pleasure or those kind of things. Though, I
Speaker 1: you know, I being in the hospital, I've seen the
Speaker 1: bed ends. Oh they get stuck on there? Yeah, something
Speaker 1: gets stuck or Donald, you should get an extra large
Speaker 1: one if you do order one, because I'm worried it's
Speaker 1: gonna get stuck on there exactly. I think he gets
Speaker 1: stuck in the hair, not necessarily or no, he's working.
Speaker 1: It's like you have a kind of kind of cockering
Speaker 1: at these people. He's giving you an analogy. A wedding
Speaker 1: ring that gets stuck. I know, I get it. But
Speaker 1: what kind of cock ring to keep any for too long?
Speaker 1: If you keep it on for too long, who's walking
Speaker 1: around with cock ring? Oh? Is really? Is that? Hold on?
Speaker 1: Let me get knowledge me real quick? Am I supposed
Speaker 1: to wear my cockerring? Twenty four seven. Love definitely nob,
Speaker 1: this is a public service announcement. Dane'll put. The more put,
Speaker 1: the more, you know, do not wear your offering around
Speaker 1: for too long. Another question was if you have any
Speaker 1: other crazy fan interactions or fan interactions from back in
Speaker 1: the day that you specifically like kind of remember, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know in London, somebody jumped on my back and
Speaker 1: yelled eagle without permission, without permission. Don't do that, guys.
Speaker 1: Then um, well, you know there are a lot of
Speaker 1: negative comments on Instagram or something like that or on
Speaker 1: Twitter when we say he's asking about a fan interactions.
Speaker 1: If you've ever those are fans, whether they hate, those
Speaker 1: are fans. Those are interactions where it's like, Wow, it's
Speaker 1: really weird that you felt, you got so angry that
Speaker 1: you decided to spend however many minutes or seconds of
Speaker 1: your day, you know, your precious day, to write how
Speaker 1: much you hate me. And I find that really interesting
Speaker 1: that people do that, and so yeah, and and and
Speaker 1: to do that you kind of have to be a
Speaker 1: fan or aware of my existence in some way or
Speaker 1: listen to the things I say. So when I see that,
Speaker 1: it's like, wow, dude, like that, that's just bizarre to
Speaker 1: me that you were willing to take all this time
Speaker 1: because of something I said on a podcast, or maybe
Speaker 1: I was in I'm sure doctor Burke has had a
Speaker 1: patient that doesn't didn't didn't like something that was angry
Speaker 1: because it's I watch said to the left that shit's
Speaker 1: going right now, Doc, it's going right now, I said, Left,
Speaker 1: I told you to have it curved to the right.
Speaker 1: All right, it's time for Cleveland's favorite segment. It's time
Speaker 1: too fix your life. So you know, I'm a urology
Speaker 1: residence and residency is um and hours or long, and
Speaker 1: I have a wife and two kids, and UM, I
Speaker 1: think the thing that we're all trying to do, you
Speaker 1: know these days, is find that work life and balance. Um.
Speaker 1: And you know, I know you guys are busy obviously
Speaker 1: different professions, but everyone has their own kind of thing.
Speaker 1: What do you do you have any hips for are
Speaker 1: you guys? Well? I understand where because I have two
Speaker 1: very young children also and I try to hustle as
Speaker 1: much as I can, so I can, you know, provide
Speaker 1: for them like you do for your your family. Um,
Speaker 1: when's the last time you guys went on a vacation,
Speaker 1: like a real vacation, like just me and my wife
Speaker 1: are the four of us, the four of you guys. Yeah, um,
Speaker 1: not for a while. Yeah, I'm moving and that's crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would say the next family outing, next big family outing,
Speaker 1: plan like, plan it to a t and enjoy the
Speaker 1: process of planning it because that's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Uh we've found here. Yeah, and you know, and and
Speaker 1: it also opens up your your ability to improvise when
Speaker 1: things uh don't necessarily go as planned. But you know,
Speaker 1: you're saying they're saying now, you're saying that you and
Speaker 1: your wife find fun and the family find fun in
Speaker 1: not just a vacation, but the looking forward, in the
Speaker 1: plan forward and the planning of the trip. Yes, you know, um,
Speaker 1: because you're right, you don't have a lot of time,
Speaker 1: but there is that little bit of time where you guys,
Speaker 1: can you know, even if it's a fantasy, even if
Speaker 1: it's something that's not real, there's a time where you're
Speaker 1: all together and you have that moment to you know,
Speaker 1: just be happy, enjoy those moments. And you know, and
Speaker 1: then and and when you do go on those when
Speaker 1: you do have the opportunity to vacation, uh, if it's
Speaker 1: planned properly, you know, you have so many things that
Speaker 1: you can do together. There's so many great things that
Speaker 1: you can do together. I would imagine you're surprising your
Speaker 1: kids because your kids, your kids probably want more of
Speaker 1: your time and you're so darn busy. Um, so I
Speaker 1: would I would imagine that if there's ways that you
Speaker 1: can surprise your kids with an adventure. It doesn't need
Speaker 1: to be a trip somewhere fancy, but it could be like,
Speaker 1: you know, we're doing something that you had no idea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: even if you want to get ice cream, we're going
Speaker 1: to the zoo. We're doing something that you had no
Speaker 1: idea was happening. And you thought dad was working to day,
Speaker 1: Well he's not, and we're going on this mini adventure.
Speaker 1: I just imagine, like I remember stuff like that with
Speaker 1: my dad, which I thought was so meaningful, Like anything
Speaker 1: that was a surprise, it could be. It could be
Speaker 1: as small as like, guess or we're going where we're
Speaker 1: going to get ice cream? Or could you guess what
Speaker 1: we're going? You know we're gonna go, Um, we're gonna
Speaker 1: go to the toy store and you can pick out
Speaker 1: anything you want under this amount of money. You know,
Speaker 1: that kind of thing, like just something that's a for
Speaker 1: a kid, a surprise adventure with dad. I remember being
Speaker 1: really special. Now, as far as you and your wife go,
Speaker 1: go ahead, you guys went ahead. I have kids. You
Speaker 1: guys went ahead and had kids. So, uh, that stuff's
Speaker 1: out the way. Oh that's over. So you've made that choice.
Speaker 1: You took a fork in the road. In the road,
Speaker 1: you had a choice. That's not true. They go to bed.
Speaker 1: What time they go to bed? Right, they go to
Speaker 1: bed A good when they go to bed. Guess what time?
Speaker 1: Guess what time it is though to go to bed
Speaker 1: for the adults too, Like I put my kids down
Speaker 1: within a half an hour. I'm like, yeah, and that's
Speaker 1: when I text Casey that's where she kills anything. I
Speaker 1: kill you. No, no, not, I didn't mean. I didn't
Speaker 1: mean to imply a sexually joke even. I just mean that,
Speaker 1: like we'll like literally be talking about the same trash too.
Speaker 1: Are watching because are you watching Bachelor and Paradise guys?
Speaker 1: And no, I don't go, oh god, it's so Daniel,
Speaker 1: you're watching so good? Hell yeah, me and Stephane you
Speaker 1: love bat Bachelor in Paradise. Yeah, really, I tried like
Speaker 1: thirty seconds of it. I was like, I feel dirty.
Speaker 1: It's so bad, but it's you and your wife watch it,
Speaker 1: my wife watching. I'm just I'm in the room and
Speaker 1: I'm oh, this is abs. This is as far as
Speaker 1: ABC will go when it comes to porn. Dude, this
Speaker 1: is It's like phenomenal. Man. Like, I want to recommend
Speaker 1: a good show. There's a show I watched on Hulu
Speaker 1: with Martin Short and Selena Gomez and Steve Martin, The
Speaker 1: Only Murder and Only Murder in the Building, Very funny,
Speaker 1: Martin Short. Martin Short can literally just stand there and
Speaker 1: I start giggling. He's so fucking funny. He steals the
Speaker 1: whole show. Yeah. And then the other one is that
Speaker 1: new Nicole Kidman show. What's that called? I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I just started that. That's good. Yeah, Casey's watching that.
Speaker 1: That's good, very good. I recommend Bachelor in Paradise. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, recommend wait hold on, wait up, I recommend
Speaker 1: what If? Have You? Have you guys been watching what If?
Speaker 1: Marvel's okay, so you're still on lode when you get
Speaker 1: to what If? Who Now, look, it's cartoon, but they
Speaker 1: dive deep into this ship. It's so dope. Yes, anyway,
Speaker 1: all right, listen you want doctor Brooke. You were so helpful.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about our immature questions, but we really needed
Speaker 1: to know the answers. No, this is literally what I
Speaker 1: went into specifically for those immages. By the way I joke,
Speaker 1: and by the way we we joke. But there's so
Speaker 1: much stuff that. Man, I'm forty six years old and
Speaker 1: I played a doctor for ten years. There's so much
Speaker 1: stuff men don't know about their penis. I didn't really know.
Speaker 1: I have a question. I have a question. Sorry, it's
Speaker 1: getting dark. True. Is it true? Because I saw it
Speaker 1: in uh an American pie? Where is the button in
Speaker 1: my butt hole that makes me come? No, I don't
Speaker 1: think that specific Like there are like a static massages
Speaker 1: you can kind of yeah, you gotta get a little
Speaker 1: deep in there to get to do a prosthetic massage.
Speaker 1: But even the musculature is all kind of very close
Speaker 1: to each other. So that's why there are You don't
Speaker 1: just like put a finger in your button and come
Speaker 1: like that. You know, it just made me. By the way,
Speaker 1: we just saw this thing on one of our last episodes.
Speaker 1: We found the thing that they use for rams to
Speaker 1: make them ejaculate. Yeah, it's an electro thing. Would that
Speaker 1: work on a human? Doctor? They they, they actually we
Speaker 1: can use that on certain men who can't ejaculate because
Speaker 1: they have a neurogenic issue and want to have kids.
Speaker 1: And this is safer than a surgical Does it hurt?
Speaker 1: It painful? I've never done it, and usually these people,
Speaker 1: why are you even in the field if you can't
Speaker 1: play with the toys on your self? Don't you feel
Speaker 1: don't you feel, doctor Burke, that you should, um try
Speaker 1: it out to know if it's especially especially if it's ejaculation.
Speaker 1: If this doesn't hurt in fact? All right, yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, all right, Donald, I'm sorry doctor Brick
Speaker 1: I'm apologizing. Um listen, you've been a wonderful guest, Joel.
Speaker 1: Can we please have him on to answer more questions? Absolutely? God,
Speaker 1: and maybe questions maybe Joel, maybe you could find a
Speaker 1: guest that has a penis problem, oh boy, and we
Speaker 1: could have doctor Brick on and live help the person
Speaker 1: with their penis problem. Okay, interesting, That is a tough
Speaker 1: job if you have a penis problem. Oh bye, guys,
Speaker 1: I happen to have some people in the house. If
Speaker 1: you have a penis problem. Um, I want you to
Speaker 1: contact Joel people. Amanda just Amanda just came over from
Speaker 1: her came out from her glam session, and all she
Speaker 1: hears is if you have a penis problem, UM, contact
Speaker 1: Joel at what is it? Joel? No, don't contact Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna reach out to scrubs I hire at gmail
Speaker 1: dot com. Put it in the subject mine so I
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. Subject line penis problem for doctors.
Speaker 1: No pictures necessary. Yeah, don't send pictures if it's weird.
Speaker 1: Likes will disqualify you. Yes, absolutely, the pictures will disqualify you.
Speaker 1: Did you hear that? But if you have we're only
Speaker 1: looking at pictures on the actual show, right maybe maybe? Sure, maybe,
Speaker 1: But if you have a penis problem and you want
Speaker 1: live help, we will keep you anonymous obviously. Um. It
Speaker 1: will be an interesting thing for us all to learn,
Speaker 1: doctor Brick. Is there anything that you would tell our listeners,
Speaker 1: um about their penises like inpact just as we say goodbye,
Speaker 1: or just about their about that area in general? Like
Speaker 1: I don't have a foreskin, but I know that if
Speaker 1: you do, you gotta get under there and clean it, right, Doctor,
Speaker 1: Oh that was I was gonna say very if you're
Speaker 1: uncircumcised your force and definitely got to keep it, keep
Speaker 1: it clean. What's the best way to clean hloth? What
Speaker 1: about down and you and your clan clensit, damplet you know,
Speaker 1: Clinton cleans it, soap all that stuff every time you
Speaker 1: take a shower. But the one thing that I would
Speaker 1: say is that if you do haven't usually to say,
Speaker 1: you have an erection longer than four hours, go to
Speaker 1: the emergency room. Like I would say, you should probably
Speaker 1: probably shouldn't have a direction longer than two hours. So
Speaker 1: if we haven't directed long in two hours, and it's
Speaker 1: probably already too long, and because you see some people
Speaker 1: who are like embarrassed and you don't get there until
Speaker 1: twenty four hours, but it's really bad. So that's really bad.
Speaker 1: So if you have if your erection isn't going away
Speaker 1: after two hours, go go to the emergency room. But
Speaker 1: if how about this, if your erection isn't going away
Speaker 1: after sex, you should probably very probably young young guns
Speaker 1: who can you know, have your refractory period can do it. Oh,
Speaker 1: they can call it a refractory period. That's how quickly
Speaker 1: you can reset doc. Yeah, how long is your refractory period?
Speaker 1: Let me think. I'm I don't really want to know.
Speaker 1: I don't really want to want Yeah that's what it's called. Um,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say it's all right, not not
Speaker 1: medical related, but you know it's interesting. I listened to
Speaker 1: you guys on like one and a half speed, so
Speaker 1: it's really nice to hear your voice in regular because
Speaker 1: I'm listening to my community work. Um and my my
Speaker 1: my best friend Danny, who we watch We watch a
Speaker 1: show and we like will randomly text each other like comments.
Speaker 1: We always talk about that. But he um, I love
Speaker 1: you guys. Watched you guys since I was a kid
Speaker 1: and watch with My dad was also a doctor, and
Speaker 1: he and I always say that, you know, Scrubs is
Speaker 1: um like definitely, you know, the most realistic quote unquote
Speaker 1: realistic uh doctor show. UM. And really this podcast came
Speaker 1: at like the perfect time, and you guys couldn't have
Speaker 1: time to any better. I know it sucks that you
Speaker 1: couldn't be together, but I remember hearing about it and
Speaker 1: then COVID happened and it just was literally the podcast
Speaker 1: will think to It was the thing that like put
Speaker 1: a smile on my face, like every time I thank
Speaker 1: I appreciate you guys. That means a lot to us,
Speaker 1: coming from a real doctor and um, and thank you
Speaker 1: for taking the time and for enduring our silly questions. Amanda,
Speaker 1: do you want to come say hi briefly to everyone? Man?
Speaker 1: Are we're gonna end our show? But um, Amanda can
Speaker 1: quickly say hi. She has her glam makeup on for
Speaker 1: our special evening, Doctor Brick. Is there anyone you want
Speaker 1: to say hi to? Or anyone you want to shout out?
Speaker 1: My wife? My wife, Amanda? Actually, oh, don't miss it.
Speaker 1: Sorry that this like they do in the We Are
Speaker 1: the World video ahead. Yeah, this is a doctor Brett.
Speaker 1: He's a real urologist specialist. Hi. Why are we talking
Speaker 1: about his wife's name? His wife's name, because he's he's
Speaker 1: a penis doctor. Well because Amanda, we sometimes penis talk
Speaker 1: comes up on the show, and Joel was nice enough
Speaker 1: to bring on someone who could ass to the questions
Speaker 1: about penises. And you know, Florence. I disagree with Florence's
Speaker 1: mom about enough talking about the willies. I I really
Speaker 1: hold on. I love that's right, do or do not
Speaker 1: talk about them willies? He is a fox sake. Just
Speaker 1: stop talking about your willie. No, Doctor Bricks said, we're allowed.
Speaker 1: See we talked about our willies so much, Amanda that
Speaker 1: m Florence's mom gave me a note on the show.
Speaker 1: She said, just please stop talking about your willies. And
Speaker 1: then you recorded, and then yeah, and then we were
Speaker 1: laid we laid it down on track. That's that's the audio.
Speaker 1: Is how many takes? She she was very good actors.
Speaker 1: She did like four solid takes. I give her some notes. Donald,
Speaker 1: you look cute. Yeah, the beard is cute on you.
Speaker 1: You look happy, You're not in a closet. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much. You look good. I take it. Do you
Speaker 1: like the fourth person to say that to me today?
Speaker 1: Doctor Bricks the only one who didn't. Oh no, I
Speaker 1: love that. I'm also of doctor Brick. Shut the fuck
Speaker 1: up with that losing my hair. Okay, we gotta go,
Speaker 1: we gotta go. Um, we're going, We're going, all right. Okay, guys,
Speaker 1: I love you. We gotta go, audience, Thank you for listening,
Speaker 1: Thank you for tuning in each week. I don't know
Speaker 1: about you wanting to get off real quick. I understand
Speaker 1: the we're going to we're going to show. I get it,
Speaker 1: I get it. I just want to say this, then, oh,
Speaker 1: have fun tonight. Thank you, enjoy yourselves. Yeah, send us,
Speaker 1: send us strength, and send Nick some love as we're
Speaker 1: going to see Waitress and Broadway reopen tonight. The tissues
Speaker 1: we had to bring, yeah, we're tsues. Yeah, but uh,
Speaker 1: it's a celebration. Yes, it is a celebration. All right.
Speaker 1: We love you all. We made about a bunch of
Speaker 1: docs and nurses in the Canada who loved him. I said,
Speaker 1: he's the stories netballs should go. So gather around you.
Speaker 1: Here are gather around you, Here are scotch Rewatch your
Speaker 1: wits and that I know. Mm hmmmm