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Speaker 1: of us growing up remembers being in school having to
Speaker 1: sit through one of those anti drug seminars. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: totally works where some boring grown up shows you a
Speaker 1: big slide show saying you see this girl, she did
Speaker 1: drugs and what happened? She got backstage at at Tstcer,
Speaker 1: Then she dropped out of school and she's been sailing
Speaker 1: around on a yacht in Barcelona for months. Does never
Speaker 1: have to get a job? Yeah? Yeah, is that what
Speaker 1: you want? Three yacht rides in the Mediterranean and backstage
Speaker 1: at concerts, No, Principal, Jeffrey. Bottom line, there must be
Speaker 1: a better way and a better speaker out there, and
Speaker 1: that's why our own Jose Balanos is stepping in to
Speaker 1: be the featured presenter at a local high school's upcoming
Speaker 1: drug awareness assembly. You know you need to find an expert, Yeah, absolute,
Speaker 1: So We'll see what the vice principal of the school
Speaker 1: thinks when he actually talks to him in your brand
Speaker 1: new phone tap right now, twenties. Hello, this is vice principal. Hey,
Speaker 1: my name's Max. Hey Max, how how can I help you? Um?
Speaker 1: I'm the guy for the thing um at the what's
Speaker 1: it called, um assembly? The Assembly? I'm the guy. I'm
Speaker 1: the assembly guy tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah, you're the motivational speaker
Speaker 1: for the drug and alcohol awareness Yeah I am. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: well yeah great? Uh yeah they are dude, they are
Speaker 1: great rugs. I mean I was talking about drugs. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: could you just give me an idea of what kind
Speaker 1: of experience you have? Not a whole lot with public speaking,
Speaker 1: but I think once they hear the stuff that I've
Speaker 1: actually done, that's the gonna be where they learn the most. Okay,
Speaker 1: have you ever been to Bali before? Um? No? Uh
Speaker 1: so when is this thing? Sorry? What did you say something? No?
Speaker 1: You go first? No, you go? Okay, And I I
Speaker 1: don't understand the question about Bally. I've not been to Bally.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that what time? What does this
Speaker 1: thing happen again? This thing? This thing? What do you
Speaker 1: you are you talking about the assembly? Yeah that ten am,
Speaker 1: which that should have been in the packet that they
Speaker 1: sent you. You got that. Yeah, don't know anything about
Speaker 1: the packet, but okay, all right, I may be able
Speaker 1: to possibly make it. I mean possibly it doesn't work.
Speaker 1: I mean ten am is when it starts, so you
Speaker 1: actually should be there a little bit before that. Um,
Speaker 1: can you just call me at let me think eight
Speaker 1: thirty to remind me and then if I don't wake up,
Speaker 1: call me again at nine just in case because something. No, no,
Speaker 1: we we don't. We don't do wake up calls. Son.
Speaker 1: This is this is a school, okay, this is this
Speaker 1: is not a hotel. Hey, what's up with the ride scenario?
Speaker 1: You guys like gonna send a car or something? Because uh,
Speaker 1: I can't you know, I got a court thing. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that's what I call a provison, like a
Speaker 1: provising deal. They say provision, get in a car. You
Speaker 1: have a court provision? Is that what you're trying to say? Yeah, dude, yeah, Max,
Speaker 1: if I'm if I'm being honest with you, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I feel comfortable with you coming in and
Speaker 1: speaking to our students. Totally, that's cool. Um, So when
Speaker 1: do I get paid? Did you are you hearing me?
Speaker 1: What this is about? Drug and alcohol awareness? Okay? And
Speaker 1: I know that the superintendent set this up and he
Speaker 1: said that you were you were a good speaker. But
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm starting to get some warning signs
Speaker 1: right now. Hey, okay, hey, that's part of my speech.
Speaker 1: What is warning signs? Man? When do you know you've
Speaker 1: had too many drugs? What very important part of awareness
Speaker 1: or whatever you guys are calling it over there? Oh
Speaker 1: my god? Is this is this real? It's a real
Speaker 1: things in Valley? Right? And I was on the beach. Hey, hey, Mac,
Speaker 1: it turns I don't Max, I don't want to hear this. Okay.
Speaker 1: What is Aren't you high right now? No? Because you
Speaker 1: know what, it sounds like you're high right now? Okay?
Speaker 1: And then it starting to worry me. Hey hey, Max,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what are you doing? He you just
Speaker 1: did you just rip a bomb while you were talking
Speaker 1: to me right now? Is that what I just heard? Um?
Speaker 1: That was cough medicine. I'm kind of sack. Okay, you
Speaker 1: know what, This isn't gonna happen. Max. If you show
Speaker 1: up in my school tomorrow, security will throw you out.
Speaker 1: You understand, stay away from my school. Hey, Bro, mister Weiss,
Speaker 1: p okay, my name is mister got All right, mister
Speaker 1: r I apologize. I just I just you need to chill. Bro.
Speaker 1: You sound of Hey, listen to me. Just a prank
Speaker 1: phone call, Bro, I mean chill. What are you talking?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Hey, Donor? Oh this is
Speaker 1: actually Joseame from Breaking Jeffrey. I'm doing a phone tap
Speaker 1: on you. Whoa, Oh my god, Oh my god, man,
Speaker 1: this is some good stuff. Are you serious? I'm serious.
Speaker 1: It's all a frank man. Your office manager, Theresa set
Speaker 1: you up. She said it's been stressful dealing with you lately.
Speaker 1: You've been really uptight, so she wanted to loosen you up,
Speaker 1: get your laugh at a little bit. So Oh great, great,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And don't you don't need to give
Speaker 1: security my name and face. All schools in this area
Speaker 1: already have it. Yeah, I'm sure they do. Wake up
Speaker 1: every morning with funk tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning