Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Gulls Yea still here.
Speaker 1: Let's meet everybody shouting. First up, Tenei, Tenie, what's your
Speaker 1: default cuisine if you're going out, like, what food you
Speaker 1: just gravitate to? Most of the time, it's typically just
Speaker 1: food like burgers, that's the default. He seems so depressed
Speaker 1: the way he said that. It's not it's not that
Speaker 1: it's my favorite, it's just it's just my default. In fact,
Speaker 1: anything other than that is what gets me excited. There
Speaker 1: you go, all right, I understand that. Next up, guys,
Speaker 1: Mark Agliar here still Mark weird. It's a totally different
Speaker 1: day from what we just said the other episode. Two. Uh,
Speaker 1: you've played the genie in a Laddin at Disneyland. But
Speaker 1: what's your dream role in a musical? Well, if I
Speaker 1: had three wishes, Uh No, my dream role in a musical,
Speaker 1: the role I have always wanted to play is uh
Speaker 1: the master of the house in lame Is. I think
Speaker 1: that Tennardier, I think that role is amazing. He has
Speaker 1: a song where everyone hoists him up on their shoulders
Speaker 1: and sings about how great he is, and ironically I
Speaker 1: assume uh, and then uh, and then you pop in
Speaker 1: later in the show and you get to do some
Speaker 1: evil and then you pop up at the end and
Speaker 1: the crowd goes nuts for It's the perfect it's the
Speaker 1: perfect musical role and it suits my Um. I am
Speaker 1: technically passively singing, uh that I did my in the
Speaker 1: as the Genie and Aladdin as well. I've never any
Speaker 1: role where I'm not expected to sing particularly great, just passively.
Speaker 1: But all those roles for you, like, come in, you
Speaker 1: do a couple of scenes, you steal the fucking show,
Speaker 1: and then you leave, sort of like the King in Hamilton's.
Speaker 1: It's like he he pops in, does his songs, it
Speaker 1: kills like he's probably onstage a total of twelve minutes
Speaker 1: and the entire mean exactly. Jonathan Groff is sitting backstage
Speaker 1: with the game Boy just waiting to go on for Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's amazing. Hey. Speaking of Chris Alvarado's here, guys, Chris Alvarado,
Speaker 1: what's your coolest or favorite piece of clothing you've ever owned?
Speaker 1: I think, um, I think my cardigans are are an
Speaker 1: important part of my wardrobe. I know you're a cardigan man, Cole.
Speaker 1: I think you're wearing one right now. As a matter
Speaker 1: of factum. I have three different colors of these these thin,
Speaker 1: beautiful all st cardigans that really you put them on
Speaker 1: over jeans, I mean over white shirt and jeans, and
Speaker 1: just you transform you, just your tax bracket moves up
Speaker 1: a little bit, your coolness moves up a little bit.
Speaker 1: People take a little more. Seriously, it's these fucking cardigans.
Speaker 1: They are magical. I have in one a navy, I
Speaker 1: have one in gray, and I have one in like
Speaker 1: a light around and they are magical. And then I
Speaker 1: always wear white shoes, right, that's I love white shoes, sneakers, lea.
Speaker 1: What can we talk about this a little bit longer?
Speaker 1: You bet? Floor? Uh? This cardigans are all Saints. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know they have sewing machines. Uh do you sew
Speaker 1: your own cardigans? All Saints? This is like every storefront
Speaker 1: is like twelve sewing machines. Hey, guys, checking instruity Here
Speaker 1: she's back. What do you gravitate more towards super hot
Speaker 1: and sunny or cold and rainy? Like hot and sunny.
Speaker 1: I like the I like the clothing for it, and
Speaker 1: I like the feeling of it that doesn't bother me.
Speaker 1: Being too cold I hate that. And there's something really
Speaker 1: punishing about air conditioning cold. There's something very specific about
Speaker 1: that kind of cold that is painful as opposed to
Speaker 1: just going outside on a brisky day. If I may,
Speaker 1: you seem like the type of person, maybe the build
Speaker 1: or whatever, that would get cold in a grocery store.
Speaker 1: I have to bring a jacket for any store target.
Speaker 1: I do run in that way where like I'm always cold.
Speaker 1: But then some crazy thing happened, and I think it
Speaker 1: started last year in the pandemic, and I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's stressed induced or what, but yes, throughout the day,
Speaker 1: I'm constantly freezing. And then I hit the bed and
Speaker 1: I am sweating my fucking ass off. For a year
Speaker 1: and a half, I would wake up multiple times in
Speaker 1: the night drenched in sweat. This and I'm freezing all
Speaker 1: day long. I have to put I have to make
Speaker 1: it so cold for when I sleep now, and I've
Speaker 1: asked my doctors, I really have. So I'm like visiting
Speaker 1: my thyroid, like what's going on, Um, guys, my thyroid
Speaker 1: levels are good, So congratulations, thank you, thank you. I
Speaker 1: get it's just homeostasis, you know, like it's either extra
Speaker 1: it's one extreme or the other. I'm never just comfortable.
Speaker 1: I used to run super cold all the time, and
Speaker 1: I run super hot. I think it's like when I
Speaker 1: started playing softball years ago. I think just my body
Speaker 1: kind of change. But I had to sleep under like
Speaker 1: fans and a c R. I play a lot. I mean,
Speaker 1: I wasn't doing that much physical stuff before, So maybe
Speaker 1: you did it. Hey, last, but not least, Joey Greer
Speaker 1: is here. Joey Greer, I hear you're opening a brand
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Speaker 1: it looks like the news is leaked. Why not? All right,
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Speaker 1: would be in a carton. What are you dumb? Did
Speaker 1: you hear what I said? Sorry? I just just trying
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Speaker 1: Royal Edition. Only one contestant may leave alive. Thanks and
Speaker 1: take care. I'm just nervous. I'm sorry. I sweat like
Speaker 1: this even if I'm not nervous, but being nervous makes
Speaker 1: me sweat even more. Look, I get it. I get
Speaker 1: a lot of people come in here, they get nervous.
Speaker 1: It's okay, you're a smart guy. You know a lot
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Speaker 1: copy that. Anyway, You're gonna be great. Everything's gonna be fine.
Speaker 1: Everybody that comes through here is nervous when they get here.
Speaker 1: If you know what you're talking about, you're gonna be okay.
Speaker 1: Just pick a weapon off this table and three two
Speaker 1: vest Is Jeopardy What Today's Contestants from Phoenix, Arizona, Sally
Speaker 1: get you guy from I'm sorry, I'm speaking out of
Speaker 1: turn here. Guys, this isn't live. We can go back.
Speaker 1: We can do this again. Back to one, back to one.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, here we go, Here we go. This
Speaker 1: is Jeopardy. Contestants Today from Phoenix, Arizona. Sally catching up
Speaker 1: from Venice, California, a retail salesman, Mike big Boy. Can
Speaker 1: we go back and say, my profession, what the fun
Speaker 1: is going on to there? Huh? You told me this
Speaker 1: guy was good? What we loose her back and we
Speaker 1: get this PSYCHOPATHO doesn't look man, Look okay, we gotta
Speaker 1: figure out something. Okay, something good, something fast, because we're
Speaker 1: losing ratings. All right, what is going on? What is
Speaker 1: going on? Hold on? Hold on, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: t h to stop, tell him to stop. For God's sakes,
Speaker 1: don't stop. Alright, he's not doing great. I understand that.
Speaker 1: But he won squid Game. He's the only one who
Speaker 1: is right for this. Okay, like he's been there. He's
Speaker 1: a little bit messed in the head because of all
Speaker 1: the death he saw. But you know that's why we
Speaker 1: had to pivot the show, and he's the guy to
Speaker 1: take us there. He'll get there, prossell. We shouldn't keep
Speaker 1: it just in the show based on what other shows
Speaker 1: are popular in the moment you have a crazy see that.
Speaker 1: It's I mean, we have to change the sets. We
Speaker 1: had to install a blood pool. Okay, this hard is Jeopardy,
Speaker 1: which today's contestant from Phoenix, Arizona. I stay at home mom,
Speaker 1: Sally Get You Go from Venice, California, a retail salesman,
Speaker 1: Mike big Boy from a wild Dog hunter, Gek Sheckle,
Speaker 1: and now your hosts for this evening, Mark Gagliardi. Hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: welcome to Jeopardy. It's been a fun week. Uh Sally
Speaker 1: gets you Gun? Uh Is uh is her first time here.
Speaker 1: Mike big Boy uh Is is also here. But Keck
Speaker 1: Keck from Alaska. He is just been cruising along and
Speaker 1: I've been told that he does want because he is
Speaker 1: a grizzly bear, he does want his his money to
Speaker 1: be given to him in salmon. So we have readjusted
Speaker 1: the board. Uh so now you will notice that instead
Speaker 1: of dollar amounts for each of the correct questions, you
Speaker 1: will be receiving. Uh. It's it's all listed in salmon.
Speaker 1: So why don't we go now to Cole Strap who
Speaker 1: is going? Yeah? Mark, Yeah, mine has a salmon marker too,
Speaker 1: but I'd like cash. Uh you know what, we can
Speaker 1: only pick one between between salmon and cash to the majority,
Speaker 1: Yes technically that's the majority, but one's a bear. He
Speaker 1: turned that ship off. All they're just gonna do is
Speaker 1: kill each other? You know that, right? But also I'm
Speaker 1: an easy like the news or sports or something, damn
Speaker 1: always putting on the most violent stuff you can. You know,
Speaker 1: the news is pretty violent too because they tell the truth.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, well there's a lot of you know, I
Speaker 1: learned a lot from Jeopardy. Okay, what do you learn? Uh?
Speaker 1: Uh uh? Well what is a good education? Dad? Liberal
Speaker 1: arts No that I was answering Jeopardy style that, well,
Speaker 1: you learn to talk like an idiot? Then all right?
Speaker 1: That it made a goddamn sense, Dad, I want to
Speaker 1: compete in Jeopardy Okay, then start working out better start
Speaker 1: I was. I was gonna do it by learning. That's
Speaker 1: gonna do it by learning and have good answers through everything.
Speaker 1: What do you say? They just have a bear is
Speaker 1: one of the contestants. It mauls everyone else. Have you
Speaker 1: not been? Whatever time you put it on, the bear
Speaker 1: is eating someone's Torso yeah, I mean that's true, dad,
Speaker 1: But you know what, maybe it just takes the right
Speaker 1: kind of answer. I gotta buzz in before a bear.
Speaker 1: I got quick reflexes, man, I don't carry whatever you
Speaker 1: want to do, I'm gonna go drink a cigarette, I dade,
Speaker 1: why do you always count when it comes to parent
Speaker 1: And so you have come to the top of this
Speaker 1: mountain with this flower intact seeking wisdom. Yes, you want
Speaker 1: to be a contestant on Battle Royal Jeopardy? Is that it? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's cold, and I don't know how much longer I
Speaker 1: can keep this flower in tech. Stop cold cold? This
Speaker 1: is cold to you. What's cold is watching another contestant
Speaker 1: have his heart ripped out as he's trying to determine
Speaker 1: the difference between a tuba and a sousaphone. That's cold. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's just hard to breathe up here, hard to breathe.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you when it's hard to breathe. It's hard
Speaker 1: to breathe when you're standing on that stage underneath those
Speaker 1: blue k neon lights, wondering which of the Brontes wrote
Speaker 1: which book. That's when it's hard to breathe. Oh, go
Speaker 1: get Rasal goes robes sure, Oh, Philip Ras goes. Why
Speaker 1: don't do that? Wonder? Hell? Am I going to become
Speaker 1: an assassin? Sucks? Everything you've asked me the entire single time,
Speaker 1: and nothing. I'm still still just doing those goddamn quote work.
Speaker 1: Stupid like assassin's in my ass People just get to
Speaker 1: go to jeopard I know that the journey has seemed long,
Speaker 1: all right, but you already are an assassin. You just
Speaker 1: don't know it. Huh iri Am, that's right. Drop the
Speaker 1: water buckets. Well ye see that guy up on the
Speaker 1: ledge there who has no name, nor will he ever
Speaker 1: have one, because he is not important, I think, so
Speaker 1: look at him. Okay, take up this blow dark all
Speaker 1: right now. I know you don't think you know how
Speaker 1: to do this, but aim Hi in a second, and
Speaker 1: this is how you die. I don't know, Mark, I
Speaker 1: guess my mama. Their instincts just took over and I
Speaker 1: reaped the throat out of that grizzly Hi feeling great.
Speaker 1: That is impressive, Sally, and that gets you you know what.
Speaker 1: We can switch the board back now, thank goodness. No
Speaker 1: longer does that mean two d salmon. That means two
Speaker 1: thousand dollars come in your way. Somebody clear this kick
Speaker 1: mess out of here. And uh it's time now for
Speaker 1: double jeopardy. Uh. So let's take a look at the board.
Speaker 1: Uh double Jeopardy round coming up right now. Uh and
Speaker 1: uh col Strat is going to read off all of
Speaker 1: our categories Potent Potables, Oscar winners of nineteen seventy two,
Speaker 1: How will you glad to see me? The Pacific Northwest?
Speaker 1: And Bible books and animation? All right, Sally, you just
Speaker 1: killed a bear, so you get to choose from those
Speaker 1: categories first. Okay, I'm gonna go with Oh you're gonna
Speaker 1: see me for six D please? All right? Then? Can
Speaker 1: I switch to a crossbow? You judges? Well, there you go.
Speaker 1: The fucking bear is dead. Okay, the bear is dead?
Speaker 1: Did you're happy? Can we just go back to regular jeopardy? No?
Speaker 1: Who said that? Did someone whist? Who said that? Look
Speaker 1: you're talking to the wrong guy. I'm the voice of
Speaker 1: Jeopardy and I'm very good at it. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: make the rules here. I don't know who lives, who dies?
Speaker 1: We do. We're talking to one of the executive producers.
Speaker 1: Oh no, but well, where where's Henry? Where the hell
Speaker 1: was the my other producer I was talking to? He's gone, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, We're where can we find Henry? What are
Speaker 1: you doing? Yes? We are? I tell you when we're doing.
Speaker 1: I should I could be in the secret. The producer
Speaker 1: was my idea that was your idea? Huh huh, Wait
Speaker 1: a second, I just took a ship. Okay, let me
Speaker 1: find Henry. Let me just find Henry. Where is ghole?
Speaker 1: That is correct? The owls of goa? Who is the
Speaker 1: correct answer? Uh? Select again? Once again, I'm putting potables
Speaker 1: I before e Ecademy Award winners of ninety two owl puns,
Speaker 1: the Pacific Northwest, and Bible Stories in Animation. Can I
Speaker 1: go with Putton putting? Oh? You you you set a
Speaker 1: category name incorrectly. Unfortunately, that does mean you have to
Speaker 1: on the gauntlet. Let's get the gauntlet's set up, turn
Speaker 1: around behind you, just get All you gotta do is
Speaker 1: get from point to point. You don't have to. It
Speaker 1: will actually cock. You don't have to do the sounds
Speaker 1: it it actually it actually will cock. Yes it will.
Speaker 1: So just get from point A straight down there to
Speaker 1: the end. Just get past all of those hooded figures
Speaker 1: in you'll be ready to go back in and get
Speaker 1: your potent potables question. Tonight's hooded figures are brought to
Speaker 1: you by Mattel Toys. Toys Toys. Okay, kids, so you
Speaker 1: all have won the contest, all right, now you're gonna
Speaker 1: be in there. You're gonna be in the gauntlet and
Speaker 1: your job, okay, your job is gonna be to make
Speaker 1: sure that one of the contestants, all right, doesn't make
Speaker 1: it to the end. All right. So okay, okay, the
Speaker 1: it is a little mean. You can't you can't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can tickle them now, remember, Okay, they have a
Speaker 1: twelve gage Remington shotgun. All right. Okay, yeah, they're gonna
Speaker 1: use it. They only have three shots though, all right,
Speaker 1: So also spread out. I'm sorry, why are you back
Speaker 1: at the orphanage? You took six kids earlier this week? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well we need some more, all right. We don't just
Speaker 1: give them out. I don't know, man, Look I just
Speaker 1: picked it up and I bring it back. This isn't
Speaker 1: for Battle Royale Jeopardy, is it. I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: we want these kids to go to a home and
Speaker 1: be raised and loved. Okay, uh sixty what do we say?
Speaker 1: Sixty dollars ten thousand for kids? That's what you want?
Speaker 1: All right? Is that deal? It? Over? It over? And
Speaker 1: Sally has made it through the gauntlet back to Double Jeopardy.
Speaker 1: Well done, Sally. Here is your potent Potables answer for
Speaker 1: three hundred dollars. This uh, this spirit born in Oh no,
Speaker 1: I I read the question wrong. Now I have to
Speaker 1: run through the gauntlets. Well I know what that means,
Speaker 1: don't I'm sure do Mark? All right, I've just got
Speaker 1: to get from this end to that end. Has today's
Speaker 1: hooded figures? I brought to you by toys? Alright, Egglin's best.
Speaker 1: We've lost our sponsorship deal with Jeopardy. Our farm fresh
Speaker 1: eggs are the best eggs. But evidently they don't want
Speaker 1: to put them on our show anymore. It's just toys now.
Speaker 1: Oh god, well can we do? Can we put little toys?
Speaker 1: Is to the eggs? That? The problem is, it's so
Speaker 1: much work and in a typical American's life, you don't
Speaker 1: have time to open up the eggs. We gotta get
Speaker 1: these eggs open. If there was a store that sold fresh,
Speaker 1: raw opened eggs, I think that went so so many issues. Look,
Speaker 1: I gotta clear my head. I'm gonna go for a
Speaker 1: walk on the Santa Monica provenade out there. All right,
Speaker 1: but you got a promise to come back because we
Speaker 1: don't have the keys. Okay, So just because if you
Speaker 1: live and he made it through the gumlet, just a reminder,
Speaker 1: Mike big Boy is still in the Game's boy, it's Bigoy.
Speaker 1: Be a silent all right? That three you three clue
Speaker 1: in Potent Potables? Is name a beer? Deep? Oh, Mike
Speaker 1: big Boy, what is Budweiser? That is correct? What is Budweiser?
Speaker 1: Is correct? I'm sorry. I'm still a little shaken from
Speaker 1: that last gauntlet run. You haven't run the house, Mike,
Speaker 1: not run the gauntlet yet. This is bullshit, you guys.
Speaker 1: But first we lose Eggland's best, then we lose Mattel
Speaker 1: and Mike as Mike, you know what? Fuck this, Mike, turnaround? Turnaround, Mike,
Speaker 1: turn around. You're going through that gauntlet. You're going through
Speaker 1: that gauntlet right now. And here here's your weapon. It's
Speaker 1: a frying pan. Enjoy your battle. Today's hooded figures are
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Speaker 1: thank you. Excuse me, sir. Yeah, I was wondering when
Speaker 1: the shed show was happening, that should the shed Show
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Speaker 1: Or do I need to go run out and get
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Speaker 1: a blue flower, bring it to the top of the mountain. Yes,
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Speaker 1: by that I could make a balloon animal for Is
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Speaker 1: it is. Well, I'm gonna make you something special. What's
Speaker 1: your favorite animal? Little boy? Have you ever tried to
Speaker 1: get rid of a body and be honest with what?
Speaker 1: Be honest with me? Like a like a person's body? No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm honest with me. I I've never been people in
Speaker 1: my life I've wanted to see gone, but nobody i'd
Speaker 1: ever actually get rid of. And why is that? Why
Speaker 1: live in a society with rules? Now? Would you like
Speaker 1: a dog? Or at your raft which is really like
Speaker 1: a dog, but I just make the neck longer. My
Speaker 1: question to you is, if you were to get rid
Speaker 1: of a body and in a which one of these
Speaker 1: sheds would you choose? Now you're a cast member, you
Speaker 1: must know I'm not the right person ask this question.
Speaker 1: The dominic dominic Listen to me. Let's started interrupt listen
Speaker 1: to Okay, you're gonna have to work another sixteen hours.
Speaker 1: They just stand by the way. We're done sending new balloons.
Speaker 1: You're gonna to figure out a way to get him
Speaker 1: yourself piece of ship. Thank you, Mr t. It's your
Speaker 1: first time seeing the Shed show. It's my first time
Speaker 1: at shed World. This show is amazing. It's about three
Speaker 1: and a half hours and it closes with a twenty
Speaker 1: minute set from shed Zeppelin. You're gonna love it. I
Speaker 1: heard that Bryce is a bit of a dud. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's not great, but he tries. But if I have
Speaker 1: nothing to compare it to, then I'm sure I'll love it.
Speaker 1: Don't give a ship that you were the former voice
Speaker 1: of Jeopardy. All right, you got a job to do. Now, Okay,
Speaker 1: where's mike A? Where's's Mike A? Mikey is sick. I
Speaker 1: don't know what to tell you. Who gets sick anymore?
Speaker 1: Is that even a thing anymore? Mike shouldn't have eaten
Speaker 1: all those raw eggs. You ate so many eggs that
Speaker 1: have been left out. Mike A is splitting. Did you
Speaker 1: see that? He's splitting like like an egg. It's splitting.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's two my keys. We we we
Speaker 1: have to hold this ging. Okay, shed World might be
Speaker 1: able to use it to some kind of purported I
Speaker 1: said it's wrong. No no, no, no no. Welcome to
Speaker 1: shed World. Welcome to Joy, Welcome to share World. Boys,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. We'll see the next person. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much, thank you for auditioning for Shed World today.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we're going to find anyone, honestly,
Speaker 1: I know, and you know, if they don't find anyone,
Speaker 1: they're going to kill us. I was going to say
Speaker 1: we could fill in and finally actually want to Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you have to be great. Sorry, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I freaked out so dark desiree. Oh my god, I know.
Speaker 1: I just as society with rules, you know, like what
Speaker 1: if somebody they are just broken, and then people can
Speaker 1: just do whatever the hell they want. Well, what about
Speaker 1: getting where to Mr? T M. I don't know what,
Speaker 1: don't you know? Well he did just tell me I
Speaker 1: had to stay and work in extra sixteen hours without balloons.
Speaker 1: The balloons have been getting expensive, and that that really
Speaker 1: cuts into my what kind of what kind of hiding
Speaker 1: are we talking about? Well? I can push this call
Speaker 1: for assistance button, he'll come this way. We will kill
Speaker 1: him what right here at the store, or will lure
Speaker 1: him into this this this shed, this one looks nice,
Speaker 1: heavy duty double pain. Nobody will hear it, nobody will
Speaker 1: smell it. I'm pressing the button. I'm not stopping you.
Speaker 1: I brought most most of the flowers still intact. It's uh, um, well,
Speaker 1: one pedal came off, one pedal came off, but I
Speaker 1: have it in right here, and with a little bit
Speaker 1: of glue, I think I could put them all to
Speaker 1: the other. Pick up those buckets of water, these two,
Speaker 1: these two, yes, yes, of course they're full. Keeps flushing.
Speaker 1: Oh well, son, I'm sorry that that fucking flower bullshit
Speaker 1: didn't work out for you. In the meantime, I got
Speaker 1: you an audition for the shed Show, which might be
Speaker 1: our way in. Oh what we got to do for
Speaker 1: the audition? Well, you gotta sing the beloved Shed Show Sean,
Speaker 1: which that was a great version of the Sheds thro
Speaker 1: the Hi, how long are you guys? You pressed the
Speaker 1: call first? First, I'm wan to come up this Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: I was just wondering, can you open this shed? I
Speaker 1: would love to see that. That's not Mr can you
Speaker 1: open this shed? I would? Mr T has the keys
Speaker 1: for those I don't. I don't have those keys. Well,
Speaker 1: so how do am I supposed to look inside of it?
Speaker 1: I can get Mr T? No? Good, Mr T? What
Speaker 1: are you doing? We had a specific what do you mean?
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. We had a specific reason for getting
Speaker 1: rid of Mr T. But this she's nice? Fine? Is
Speaker 1: everything all right? Yes? Could you please just go get
Speaker 1: Mr T. Janni's again. Yes, I'm not No one has
Speaker 1: the keys besides Mr Mr T. Just the way our
Speaker 1: society works here, isn't that weird to you? Shouldn't you
Speaker 1: be trusted? Um? I guess I don't mind. It's just
Speaker 1: you should mind. You seem smart. I am Have you
Speaker 1: ever killed somebody? Well, it's now, do we get Mr T? Please? Sure? Dominic?
Speaker 1: Are you okay? I think so okay, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Bryce Ay. I was at the Shed show. Hi.
Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan. Hi. Thanks, thanks, this is my
Speaker 1: first time here at Shed World. It's so probably why
Speaker 1: you like me. If you saw Mike, you'd be a
Speaker 1: Mike a fan. But well, I'm a huge fan of yours.
Speaker 1: I think that you did such a great job when
Speaker 1: you rode that shed through that tank. I was just
Speaker 1: I was overwhelmed. It's crazy. Thank you, thank you. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm just having out. Do you do you have any
Speaker 1: I'm do you have a couple of books for gas? Um?
Speaker 1: I I'm so sorry. I just have like credit card
Speaker 1: and then Hey, Bryce, we're sawing uh CCTV. It looks
Speaker 1: like you're stealing money from a customer. World, Yeah, guilty
Speaker 1: is charged? Come on, what are you doing that? She
Speaker 1: didn't didn't have any cash? She says, she didn't have
Speaker 1: any cash, And then I reached into her purse. Well,
Speaker 1: I pulled her person away from her, dislocating her shoulder. Sure,
Speaker 1: and then I reached into the person. What did I find?
Speaker 1: What do I find? What did I find? It looked
Speaker 1: like a handful of cash, A handful of cash, A
Speaker 1: handful of cash, A handful of cash. Son, Never mind,
Speaker 1: I don't think you need to do anything that. It's
Speaker 1: a total fucking mess over there. I don't think their
Speaker 1: business model is sustainable and it might just be weeks
Speaker 1: before shed world. Just oh, I said it wrong, and
Speaker 1: that's their seconds. See three is from Patreon v I
Speaker 1: P Bobby Williams, who wrote, Hey, Kevin and or Cole
Speaker 1: the stratus your straton. Hey, I gotta shout out thank you.
Speaker 1: You guys never failed to make me laugh. So here's
Speaker 1: another suggestion for your whimsical ways. Help. My octopus is
Speaker 1: a bank manager. I love you all, Bobby, So what
Speaker 1: kind of enemy looking for. I wanted an octopus hold on.
Speaker 1: My daughter does not understand the responsibility of an octopus.
Speaker 1: I want a teacher. I want my octopus to teach.
Speaker 1: I want my octopus teacher. Thinks that octopuses are so smart.
Speaker 1: I know they are, and they and they're clairvoyant, and
Speaker 1: they can call games, and that's really what I wanted for.
Speaker 1: I'm getting into the gambling. Have you ever been on
Speaker 1: sports all the time? That's why I lost this. Look
Speaker 1: at that popping out. It's fine, that's not the you
Speaker 1: know what. I don't want you to encourage her. I've
Speaker 1: been trying to get her away from gambling, away from
Speaker 1: these I don't know if me popping my eye I
Speaker 1: was an encouragement, you know what I mean. But look
Speaker 1: at how fans fantasized. She loves it. I don't know
Speaker 1: what the word is I'm looking for, but she's definitely
Speaker 1: not deterred by your missing eye. I gotta say, man,
Speaker 1: to put it that whole thing on me when I
Speaker 1: just met her and like, you know, probably years if
Speaker 1: you're talking to her, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's tell me, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Let's go and look, whoa, whoa, Just get a goldfish
Speaker 1: or get a get a what are those sucker fishes?
Speaker 1: To go to the side of the tank. Those are good. Ah,
Speaker 1: this is just what I can do now. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just sell goldfishes and octopus to teach me about
Speaker 1: the sports. Thinking. It looks like he knows we're talking
Speaker 1: about him. He does. He's tink tink tinking on this.
Speaker 1: I told you they're very, very smart. Gave a little
Speaker 1: spoon in there. So Hi, guys, Oh sorry, it's not
Speaker 1: that surprised to me. It does not. There he goes,
Speaker 1: he's going away. Well he's got a job. Hey, gang,
Speaker 1: it's my last day. Is you manage you here? It's
Speaker 1: Sacramento Golden One Credit Union? Yeah, sorry, boss, I'm bumped two.
Speaker 1: I gotta leave. My wife died running the gauntlet. I
Speaker 1: got a lot of family situation to clean up. So
Speaker 1: you know, look, it's better great fifteen years. You're all
Speaker 1: like family, don't we really love your boss? Don't tear up,
Speaker 1: you're gonna crying something. Hi, everybody, I just to say
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to working with you as your new manager. Huh.
Speaker 1: Think of me as a new friend, colleague. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think of you is not a human respect. That's fair.
Speaker 1: But I have some ideas to make this place a
Speaker 1: better work environment and change things right away. Huh. I's
Speaker 1: thinking like free vending machines to start off with. Let
Speaker 1: me guess you want all of us to go and
Speaker 1: side of this tiny bottle too. Huh. Well, we got bones, buddy,
Speaker 1: We're not gonna be able to fit and tie these bottles.
Speaker 1: On the contrary, I was thinking, because you have so
Speaker 1: many bones, maybe a weekly free massage would be nice
Speaker 1: for you guys. That's pretty that sounds good. I'm listening. Well,
Speaker 1: you can say you buy to your friend and we'll
Speaker 1: talk later. I want you guys to show Mr. Suckers
Speaker 1: the same respect you showed me all those years. All right, Look,
Speaker 1: we're really gonna miss your boss. He's promising some pretty
Speaker 1: nice stuff to start off. Yeah, I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: give him a chance. I know it's not the usual
Speaker 1: kind of guide district, but said ding ding dinging. Hey, look,
Speaker 1: I know i'm your pet, but I do have to
Speaker 1: get to work, you understand, right. I Well, um, I
Speaker 1: just I feel like you haven't really been teaching me anything.
Speaker 1: Actually I did. I did your math homework for me
Speaker 1: doesn't teach me. It just gives me the answers. But
Speaker 1: how will I ever learn? You're super smart? You don't
Speaker 1: need me to teach you. You're right, I didn't want
Speaker 1: an octopus teacher. What lindsay? These scores are off the chart.
Speaker 1: I've never seen anything like it. We're gonna put you
Speaker 1: in a higher aptitude class. That congratulations, Thank you. But
Speaker 1: I feel like I could probably just stay here and
Speaker 1: have a better time. Well, I don't think so. I
Speaker 1: think the best thing for you is to go to
Speaker 1: this class. Well what about this. If the Ravens beat
Speaker 1: the Eagles, I stay in this Matthew class. And if
Speaker 1: the Eagles beat the Do you see these trucks they're
Speaker 1: going back and forth business entire like aquatic like highway
Speaker 1: or sometimes the hell it is that? It's you know
Speaker 1: those um living bridges for animals, Like, yeah, it's like that,
Speaker 1: but for amphibious and water dwelling animals. And put me
Speaker 1: in the higher science. Hey, employees, UM, I'm not having
Speaker 1: a great day today, as you can tell. Miss. One
Speaker 1: of my tentacles is missing. My my owner got mad
Speaker 1: at me, but she didn't mean she didn't really mean
Speaker 1: to do all this damage, but an abusive relationship with
Speaker 1: your owner? Mr Suckers, How do you know if you're
Speaker 1: in one? What are your dentacles missing? And then you, uh,
Speaker 1: well I did I did her homework and I didn't
Speaker 1: show her how to do it, and you went back
Speaker 1: to work. I told you you couldn't go back to
Speaker 1: work until you regenerated that tentacle. It's gonna come back. No,
Speaker 1: I know you know that you leave here with one missing?
Speaker 1: Do you know how that makes me look? We should
Speaker 1: look like a piece of ship. I'm sorry that you
Speaker 1: want Lucy un come in. Yeah, of course, Dad, what's up.
Speaker 1: It's just that your mother and I are downstairs and
Speaker 1: we keep hearing you cursing. Oh I'm sorry, Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: And here's the thing. Can can he hear me right now? Yeah? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: let's let's step out really quick. Just step out of
Speaker 1: the room really back. You can tell me anything in
Speaker 1: front of him. Well, we're together. So he works at
Speaker 1: the same bank that I work at. What. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: the bank manager, and it's like kind of important that
Speaker 1: he gets back in there. You know, That's why I
Speaker 1: keep driving him over there. Honey, I thought you just
Speaker 1: I thought he liked car rides, and fuck, I can't
Speaker 1: have him splitting his focus. I really I need people.
Speaker 1: You you cut his arm off. I'm not sure that.
Speaker 1: I don't know that that's how he's not an earth form.
Speaker 1: He's not in a regenerative animal. Al Right, here's an
Speaker 1: inky old fashioned for your suckers. You look rough day,
Speaker 1: huh rough day? Oh yeah, you know it's okay, though,
Speaker 1: it's okay. Uh, it's okay, it's gonna gonna be okay.
Speaker 1: It's okay, right, I'm okay, Okay. Look around in this
Speaker 1: bar man, everybody they look happy content that comes in here.
Speaker 1: You're the only one that comes in here like this,
Speaker 1: and it's it's getting worse. Man, look at you got
Speaker 1: two nubs now, I got bills to pay, you know,
Speaker 1: like had a lot of people counting on me. I
Speaker 1: got employees that that they have families. You don't, they
Speaker 1: have actual families. So if if that means I gotta
Speaker 1: take a little abuse, be a little stressed, so be it.
Speaker 1: I'll take another one place. I gotta cut you off, suckers,
Speaker 1: take another one, suckers. Come on, man, come on, look
Speaker 1: at you. Take a good look in the mirror. There
Speaker 1: I see a step full of pod that doesn't take
Speaker 1: itself too seriously, that doesn't believe in itself. All right,
Speaker 1: So what do I do? Well? You do? You go home?
Speaker 1: You stand up for yourself. You've got a little beak,
Speaker 1: use it. Oh yeah, I forget about this thing. Thanks,
Speaker 1: Mr Guaser. Listen. I know that the Ravens didn't win,
Speaker 1: but okay, if the Titans beat the and I don't
Speaker 1: know what the your name is? I lost a ship. Okay,
Speaker 1: it was a guarantee the Okay, okay, how many money
Speaker 1: got them? They're gonna come. They're gonna kill me open,
Speaker 1: come down, come down, kill me, kill me, kill me,
Speaker 1: kill me, kill me. Say sounds like you're in a predicament.
Speaker 1: Maybe you could bet me what the funk I thought?
Speaker 1: You're supposed to be fucking smart? How the funk am
Speaker 1: I gonna bet you? Well, some people might think I'm
Speaker 1: worth something. And if you then understand how betting works,
Speaker 1: you need to either like bet on a win or
Speaker 1: a lose, or team for mothers for a certain amount
Speaker 1: of points. I barely know how it works, but it's
Speaker 1: definitely not wholl whoa look good is Lindsey Lucy coming in.
Speaker 1: You're gonna finally pay your debt? Or what's going on? Well?
Speaker 1: Why is that backpack? Wet as funk? What's going what
Speaker 1: is this? I don't have cash, per se, but I
Speaker 1: do have a bag full of something very valuable. It
Speaker 1: better be wet diamonds. It's well, just it's it's an octopus.
Speaker 1: It's an octopus, but it's an extremely smart octopus. This
Speaker 1: octopus can can juggle your balance, your book. I can
Speaker 1: help you get rid of the other families, if that's
Speaker 1: what you're looking for. What is it? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I can expand your territories. I could triple your income
Speaker 1: by the end of the year. Kill off all your enemies,
Speaker 1: but only if they're in water. Yeah, no, no, anybody.
Speaker 1: Put them on the ground, on the ground. Put me here,
Speaker 1: I'm sure all right. Give him my hand gun, give
Speaker 1: him my hand. Wait, I can't. That's not how this
Speaker 1: is gonna work. Jeez, how many bodies do you need
Speaker 1: to hide in the shed? I need to hide somewhere
Speaker 1: around Let's say a baker's doesn't Does that make sense?
Speaker 1: So why don't we add a couple more? Does that
Speaker 1: make sense? Sure? I mean, is the square footage of
Speaker 1: the shed's gonna make the difference here. Hey, money, there's
Speaker 1: no issue here. We just need to hide these bodies
Speaker 1: and the ship. Do you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you exactly said what you need to do. I know
Speaker 1: exactly what you mean. Uh, sure, this shed here should work. Well,
Speaker 1: what are these bodies so wet and covered? A little
Speaker 1: suction cup marks? Let's just say not to push that
Speaker 1: we hired recently has been doing a lot of killing force.
Speaker 1: You don't know. You just said that. So, yes, I
Speaker 1: understand you didn't have to bring the bodies here. You
Speaker 1: could have just got the guests of it, and I
Speaker 1: could have brought the shed to you. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: go back and forth. I'm gonna do that, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that. I think, I think Lucy. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen you around lately. Yeah, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: really straighten out. I'm trying to graduate. There are things
Speaker 1: I need to focus on. Hey, I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And then he died O ship? Oh
Speaker 1: my god? This is what does what does it mean?
Speaker 1: Lucy Lindsey, I'm sorry. That's not an excuse for why
Speaker 1: your paper is late because you went to jail and
Speaker 1: your octopus died when you were talking to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he said I'm proud of you. And then he
Speaker 1: he didn't just die, I mean he kind of levitated
Speaker 1: works like it was. It was mostly the jail thing.
Speaker 1: But hey, guys, I'm back to take over the bank.
Speaker 1: Thank you. My kids got the therapy they needed and
Speaker 1: I'm back to work. And nails on my feet fell off.
Speaker 1: Nails and my feet fell off because water logged for
Speaker 1: so long. Round, boy, you won't believe what you missed. Boss,
Speaker 1: Oh boy, tell me about it. Shi octopus murdered. Uh, well,
Speaker 1: you know what, there's actually a lot of do you
Speaker 1: want all of them? Well, you know what, let's save
Speaker 1: that for break time. Boys. Now let's get out there, finest. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna take a lot longer than break Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean long drawn out thing that happened here. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: a very involved. But we did get massages that we
Speaker 1: did get those massages. Yeah, and the great why don't
Speaker 1: we tell me all about it after the show ends. Okay,
Speaker 1: the show is three and a half hours long. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna sit the whole thing, boss, And just wait,
Speaker 1: it's Bryce doing it. He has an extra twenty minutes
Speaker 1: of extra stuff and the worst and that's our show.
Speaker 1: What everybody made? Perfect sense, really strong character for an octopus.
Speaker 1: I have to say, Mark Gagliardi, Yeah, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: This was this was a treat. It's always a treat
Speaker 1: to see you guys. UM find me online at mark Gags.
Speaker 1: We got this with Mark and Holle. New episodes dropping
Speaker 1: every week on Maximum Fun and Blood and Treasure season
Speaker 1: two coming very soon to CBS. Heck, yeah, James, thanks
Speaker 1: for having me. Check out Game Front on YouTube. We're just,
Speaker 1: you know, keeping up with the games that keep just
Speaker 1: coming out. Yes, and I don't think you need to
Speaker 1: say thanks for having me, as you are a defaultcast member.
Speaker 1: I have to bag every time. I have to beg
Speaker 1: every time I'm on the chopping block. Chris Alvarado, Yeah,
Speaker 1: thanks for having me. It's funny and this is this
Speaker 1: is I'm not I'm nothing funny, but I just I
Speaker 1: just heard to two words, James. You say egg and
Speaker 1: big egg and bags post like egg and beag. That's
Speaker 1: interesting anyway, so you can u um if you want
Speaker 1: to see me. Look, I just finished my fourth Costco
Speaker 1: pumpkin pie. Okay, I'm starting on my fifth Costco pumpkin
Speaker 1: pie today at christ Barando on Instagram. I don't know
Speaker 1: why I'm doing this. It used to be fun and cute.
Speaker 1: Now it's just kind of weird and sad. But I'm
Speaker 1: gonna keep doing it. I'm gonna eat ten full Costco
Speaker 1: pumpkin pies by Thanksgiving. That's my promise to you. And
Speaker 1: you do it with whipped cream. I saw it. I
Speaker 1: just started adding the whip cream. Yeah. So are you
Speaker 1: Are you needing to add like another flavor to it?
Speaker 1: Is it getting like you just can't taste it? Or no?
Speaker 1: I'm telling you this is the secret, man. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm wondering. Every time you open the fridge and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a snack whatever, and the pies there,
Speaker 1: you're stoked, Like it doesn't it's not getting worse, it's
Speaker 1: not getting bad, it's not getting tired. You're like, oh fuck,
Speaker 1: I have pumpkin pie. Uh. And the whip cream was
Speaker 1: just because you know it's it's good that way. But
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not in any trouble. Although somebody did say,
Speaker 1: like you're gonna get really fat and what I wanted
Speaker 1: to say is you know I'm showing how many pies.
Speaker 1: I mean, you Mark right, I'm not showing these workouts.
Speaker 1: I'm not showing these hit sessions. I'm not showing the box.
Speaker 1: I don't do any of those. Way to that, Shane,
Speaker 1: like you want you yea one life man, and if
Speaker 1: you want to decrease your life expectation, do it. You
Speaker 1: know if you want to stop it early, is you?
Speaker 1: I totally understand. Well, Chris, it was nice to you
Speaker 1: to join us for your last couple of shows. Jackie again, Zellas, Ruthie, Well,
Speaker 1: thank you for having me. I having a great time.
Speaker 1: This is a blast that was always I'm at Jackie, Ruthie,
Speaker 1: and I'm also I was going to talk Christmas movies
Speaker 1: starting in November on the most wonderful pot of the year.
Speaker 1: But guess what, We're starting a week early, at the
Speaker 1: end of October. We're starting with with this with a
Speaker 1: spooky movie. I won't tell you which one. Why should I?
Speaker 1: You know what I will? You're so easy to break,
Speaker 1: you will? You don't have to, you don't have But
Speaker 1: I thought at first, I was like, well, we usually
Speaker 1: released it like the week before and a little bit
Speaker 1: of anticipation. But let's just I'll give you a clip.
Speaker 1: The word spooky is in the title. This way we're
Speaker 1: both satisfied. Okay, thank you, spooky elf. Good job. I
Speaker 1: got into fixing motorcycles recently, not mine, a couple of
Speaker 1: my neighbors. They don't know I'm doing it, and I'm
Speaker 1: just working on the pipes, working on the tires and
Speaker 1: so for so good. I'm really I love it. It's
Speaker 1: hard to doing the DNA nite it's getting so cold,
Speaker 1: but uh yeah, hopefully I'll be opening up my own
Speaker 1: shop soon. I'm looking forward to the awesome next to
Speaker 1: the egg shop I have at Cold Strandon at Strand
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Speaker 1: Very soon the line up will be out for twentie anniversary,
Speaker 1: which I hope to god happens in January. Big thanks
Speaker 1: to our engineer and producer Doug Baby and the fine
Speaker 1: folks at I Heeart Media dot com. Please write to
Speaker 1: us at Alchemy this email at gmail dot com. That's Alchemy.
Speaker 1: Until next time,