Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy Guys Designer guest
Speaker 1: still for Kpe who is traversing the world. Let's meet everybody, shally.
Speaker 1: First up, it's James Heinie. Hey, what was your favorite
Speaker 1: book when you're a kid. I really liked The Hubbit
Speaker 1: it was so good, and then I would try over
Speaker 1: and over to read Lord of the Rings, but I
Speaker 1: could never get through the Fellowship of the Ring to
Speaker 1: high school. Kind of some reason, subconsciously, I knew that
Speaker 1: was gonna be your book. It's very on brand for you.
Speaker 1: Love it. Next up, Jackie Gonzalez de Ruthie. Jackie, what's
Speaker 1: the one food or drink you can't live without other
Speaker 1: than water? Obviously? That's that's a rice, rice, just a
Speaker 1: general rice. I need it. I have it almost every
Speaker 1: day in different iterations. That's fair. That's a good competent answer.
Speaker 1: What else to say? Uh? Next up, you know him,
Speaker 1: he was just hitting the waves. Chris Alvarado is here. Chris,
Speaker 1: what's a pet peeve that you have? Mm hm? You
Speaker 1: know I, oh, come on, I hate indecisiveness. I'm afraid
Speaker 1: of the times I pranked you because I know you
Speaker 1: hate that. You know I don't like pranks, dude, I
Speaker 1: don't like pranks. That's a pet peeve of mine. I
Speaker 1: was talking to somebody today about that too. I said,
Speaker 1: you know, your pranks or you're good at pranking because
Speaker 1: you're funny, but also because you're kind of mean. I
Speaker 1: don't think that about you, James. I think there could
Speaker 1: be uh, we'll go with that. Don't prank me, that's me.
Speaker 1: Franks are bad, thank you. I'm on board with that.
Speaker 1: I mean, good prank would be like a surprise birthday party. Yeah,
Speaker 1: prank or like whoop be cushion type stuff. I'm fine with.
Speaker 1: But it's like, you know, like James be like open
Speaker 1: this now, oh ship and open the email and it's
Speaker 1: like a funny picture. I'm like, oh god. It was like,
Speaker 1: we need to talk. I think I set you a
Speaker 1: message like we need to talk. Nobody wants to get
Speaker 1: that message. Nobody wants so you guys here, we have
Speaker 1: open permission to do whoopee question stuff to Chris. It's
Speaker 1: hard on it's hard to do that, not impossible. Go
Speaker 1: to this address. Sit down here. We need to sit
Speaker 1: down here now, freaking ology all right. Next up, it's
Speaker 1: Craig Katkoski, Craig, You've done a good amount of TV work.
Speaker 1: What's the best set you've ever been on? Almost the
Speaker 1: most joyful? Oh man, so many to choose. Um, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what. Like when we we wrapped season five
Speaker 1: of Drunk History a couple of years ago, and like
Speaker 1: that show, like over its course, like gradually got a
Speaker 1: little more budgets and you know, got kind of nicer
Speaker 1: and nicer, and like I was really kind of proud
Speaker 1: of like where we just gotten to. You know, I
Speaker 1: was like, Wow, We've got like a crew of like
Speaker 1: a hundred people. Like this feels like really professional, like
Speaker 1: to see that show evolved. And then right after I
Speaker 1: wrapped that, I was brought back on VP and like
Speaker 1: and I was on an HBO set and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh god, we're fucking amateur just craft services where you
Speaker 1: can tell the difference of like what the food available
Speaker 1: is and like, uh, when when you're on like a
Speaker 1: show like VP, you're like, oh that this is real money.
Speaker 1: This is not Comedy Central money. So it was a
Speaker 1: lobster buffet or what were we talking about? Lobster buffet?
Speaker 1: Lobster for breast. So when you ask what's the best set.
Speaker 1: My mind immediately goes to food. Last, but not least,
Speaker 1: it's Joey Graare Joey, we all hear that you're close
Speaker 1: to launching your app. What does it do? Well? I've
Speaker 1: had to actually go back to the drawing board because
Speaker 1: apparently a mail service already exists. I did not know that,
Speaker 1: but what kin, Yeah, okay, exactly, yeah, yeah yeah. So
Speaker 1: Google apparently has like this hard line role that I'm
Speaker 1: not allowed to use Gmail. I can't say Gmail, even
Speaker 1: though it's greer mail. That's the whole thing, but like
Speaker 1: I can't use it. I have to go back and
Speaker 1: have to figure someone else out, so I can't do
Speaker 1: the mail service anymore. So I'm thinking of of like
Speaker 1: creating an app that allows users to find different locations
Speaker 1: of eggs. So like if there's an egg outside, or
Speaker 1: if you see an egg in the story, you're able
Speaker 1: to drop a pin and people can like go go
Speaker 1: to that place. And I gotta work on a timer
Speaker 1: because I imagine that that egg would like, you know,
Speaker 1: go away, So I gotta figure that out. But it's
Speaker 1: just like an egg locational follow up? Are these um
Speaker 1: shelled eggs or open uncooked raw? Uh? These are all
Speaker 1: of the above, the uncooked draw egg that that kind
Speaker 1: of filter. So this is like I'm pivoting, but I
Speaker 1: want to say, in the you know, in the eight world,
Speaker 1: you can have this. Just call it the exact locator,
Speaker 1: you know. Can I use it? Or do I gotta
Speaker 1: pay you? Now? I literally just said you could have it? Literally,
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Speaker 1: I P. Craig Nichols, who wrote, Hello friends, thanks for
Speaker 1: all the amazing content. Scene suggestion prison Warden tries to
Speaker 1: brighten the mood by replacing all the stairs with slides.
Speaker 1: Don't ever change the way you are, Craig. We have
Speaker 1: to do something different, something difference, sir, sir, Please don't
Speaker 1: It's just that when you say different, it ends up
Speaker 1: being a lot of work for us, and often the
Speaker 1: plans don't excuse me, these are sharp. I gotta put
Speaker 1: these down, coming through points coming through. Look, that's already happening.
Speaker 1: You understand. We're taking the stairs out. We're gonna put
Speaker 1: in slide. I think it's gonna boost morale and also
Speaker 1: a little fun for us, don't you think. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: that does sound kind of fun. And how quickly can
Speaker 1: you get down if there's a riot? And so how
Speaker 1: do we get back up? Just go up the slide? Chocolate?
Speaker 1: Is there chocolate around? Chocolate? Yeah? I got dark chocolate, Oh,
Speaker 1: white chocolate, milk, chocolate, anything you need? Caramel? It's not chocolate.
Speaker 1: I don't have it. Do you have chocolate filled with caramel? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this one might have. One of these has it for sure?
Speaker 1: I don't know which one. They're all felt a different things.
Speaker 1: Let me just say something, what is this a cherry?
Speaker 1: Hey murder? Mike? How's your how's your day going in
Speaker 1: the cell? Yeah? Okay, that's fair. Listen, um. Look, for
Speaker 1: all intents and purposes, you've been a pretty good, you know, prisoner,
Speaker 1: and I feel like you and I have built a relationship.
Speaker 1: I know I do most of the talking. Um, I
Speaker 1: want to give your heads up. Maybe you could tell
Speaker 1: some of the guys on the yard that they're gonna
Speaker 1: be some changes, some structural changes, Um, around the facility.
Speaker 1: Oh no, am I not the chocolate teer anymore. I
Speaker 1: really like that job so much better than making license plates.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, you're still You're still the chocolate tear blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. How does this affect murder Mike, Um, well
Speaker 1: being as you have such that have that respect most
Speaker 1: of the prisoners here on the yard. I thought maybe
Speaker 1: I could give you a test run of some of
Speaker 1: the new additions, and if you could spread a positive
Speaker 1: word that would really help. Because the warden is all
Speaker 1: the wardens on one again. Okay, walk me through it. Actually,
Speaker 1: I will literally walk you through it. Um, open gate
Speaker 1: to four it Murder Mike. I'm having a hard I'm
Speaker 1: going to sleep. Tell me a story. Okay, new fish, Michael.
Speaker 1: Let's see. Well, it was a long time ago when
Speaker 1: I was just Mike. Ah, good night. Look you know,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a contractor. I I I do what I do,
Speaker 1: you know, and and I do specialize in converting stairs
Speaker 1: into slides. Uh but uh, you know everything here is
Speaker 1: pretty level. You know, it's a prison. There's not a
Speaker 1: lot of not a lot of staircases. This isn't lift
Speaker 1: the prison. Let's just go from the bottom lifted. Okay.
Speaker 1: So you want to raise the entire building, you raise
Speaker 1: me up so I can slide down a slide. You
Speaker 1: get it. We can do it together. It'll be fine. Okay.
Speaker 1: But if you raise the entire building, then you're gonna
Speaker 1: have staircases that lead up to the prison, which means
Speaker 1: you're gonna have slides coming out of the prison. I
Speaker 1: was thinking maybe instead of raising the prison, we just
Speaker 1: make floors down below. Okay, I really want to raise
Speaker 1: the prison. I really want to. It's just a lot
Speaker 1: of work, right, Rod, I mean it's more realistic to
Speaker 1: dig down. Okay, So you want to lower the prison,
Speaker 1: I mean, I sorry, I know, I'm he's my boss.
Speaker 1: So if this doesn't sound right, but I'm thinking, we
Speaker 1: just make uh floor underneath it. We don't have to
Speaker 1: lower the prison. This will just be the top floor.
Speaker 1: Then warded, hold on, hold hold one second, hold on
Speaker 1: one second, and the final piece, Oh my god, it's Paris.
Speaker 1: I look at this. It's great. It's great. If you like,
Speaker 1: we're there. We didn't take a moment with me. Take
Speaker 1: a moment with me, all. I don't want to hold
Speaker 1: your hand if I don't cover ball there. That's okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: it's just chocolate. Just melt the chocolate. Okay. Um um.
Speaker 1: I'm actually bringing more good news warden. If you kind
Speaker 1: of turn on this, monu, my god, let me guess.
Speaker 1: Let me guess. Is it um? Is it? Ah? Don't
Speaker 1: tell me? Is it um? Do you hear this? Those sounds,
Speaker 1: those are weeze coming from the prisoners. Listen here one prisoner,
Speaker 1: m it's another. Open your eyes. But you know, I
Speaker 1: know no, Look at the monitor. They're using your slide.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they built their own slides. We didn't
Speaker 1: even have the contract build their own slides. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, my gosh. This is amazing. What the
Speaker 1: bad news means. If they built their own slide, that
Speaker 1: means they have intel from the inside, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, someone's someone's telling the prisoners your plans, and
Speaker 1: I don't that's not good. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: don't know, if that's good. I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: good anyway. Well, I mean or bones, You're hello, goodbye
Speaker 1: to murder Mike, she said, And I never went back
Speaker 1: to Paris again. Oh, I told the story through the night.
Speaker 1: Looks like you're waking up now. Ah yeah, great, I
Speaker 1: slept like a rock. I haven't slept that good since
Speaker 1: my last roommate died. Yeah, you out it off when
Speaker 1: I immediately started telling the story. But I I felt
Speaker 1: like I had to go through the whole thing. And
Speaker 1: it is about seven hours long, and it was almost
Speaker 1: like a white noise machine for me, just keeping me
Speaker 1: there in a perfect state of ram. Well maybe I'll
Speaker 1: look into that when I get out of this place,
Speaker 1: because I'm getting out next Thursday at four. Me and
Speaker 1: the guys have figured out how to put slides together
Speaker 1: to get on out of this place. I like to come.
Speaker 1: I would really love to come. And just know that
Speaker 1: when I come, I can either be with you or
Speaker 1: I can even go my own separate weight. But if
Speaker 1: you needed help, I'm actually very good at that. I'm
Speaker 1: very handy. Contractor, Contractor Connor, I need your attention. Please
Speaker 1: in my person. You will have the title and name
Speaker 1: given to you. Do you understand now I've got some
Speaker 1: information that is really tickling my ass. It seems like
Speaker 1: some of the prisoners have built a slide. How would
Speaker 1: they have done that? Contractor Connor? Like, I don't know
Speaker 1: how the how they got the equipment Warden, but it
Speaker 1: looks like they're using utensils and plates and different platters
Speaker 1: from the cafeteria. How do you think they got that?
Speaker 1: Contractor Conor? What? What were you saying, Tony? Well, I
Speaker 1: don't want to get us in trouble, but I had
Speaker 1: brought all the tools to the yards that we could
Speaker 1: out of the van, so we didn't have to take
Speaker 1: one tool at a time. It could be my fault. Yeah, Tony,
Speaker 1: I told you one tool at a time. This is
Speaker 1: a prison. Yeah, it's just that I figured one one
Speaker 1: tool the type inside. I just put a pile of
Speaker 1: tools and all of the slide material in. They're telling
Speaker 1: me the materials you brought in were utensils from the
Speaker 1: cafeteria as well as trays and plates. Well, they could
Speaker 1: use some utensils from the cafeteria, because that's exactly that
Speaker 1: is exactly what the slide is being made up. Do
Speaker 1: you understand that those are my materials. We're supposed to
Speaker 1: have a pizza party. Now we can't because all the
Speaker 1: race plates and utensils are gone a contractor. I'd like you,
Speaker 1: you're gonna go to my party? Okay, and now I
Speaker 1: don't know, so what's going on? I really don't have
Speaker 1: time to go to your party, Warden. Sorry, Hey, murder Mike, murderer, Mike.
Speaker 1: So Thursday is the big day, huh it is. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna miss you, guys. I'm gonna miss you too. You
Speaker 1: always treated us real good. I'm very afraid of you.
Speaker 1: I'm very afraid of you. What's gonna be your first
Speaker 1: stop on the outside? Oh wow? You know, all these
Speaker 1: years I and even thought what I would do when
Speaker 1: I got out. But I'll be able to adjust to
Speaker 1: be an outside of this place. You know, I've I
Speaker 1: wanted to go to this be wanting to go back
Speaker 1: to Paris. It's the last place that I was happy. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that's a beautiful sentiment. It just seems like that might
Speaker 1: be a difficult thing for you to do. That's like
Speaker 1: getting a passport and getting like playing fair and like
Speaker 1: getting a place. Even Airbnb is outside of Paris is
Speaker 1: like really expensive. You know, I was thinking maybe you
Speaker 1: might want to hold up in the barn. The barn
Speaker 1: really feels like I'm settling. Well, I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: know what you want to want me to do. I
Speaker 1: can't give you more supplies. Man, you took them off.
Speaker 1: That's just how it is. Look, my my idiot cousin,
Speaker 1: uh left a whole bunch of tools in the prison
Speaker 1: yard and uh yeah, and now the prisoners building slides
Speaker 1: and also killing each other with the tools. Look. I
Speaker 1: already did you a favor, alright by giving you the
Speaker 1: stuff I had already. I can't give you anymore. Run.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just like this is this is the
Speaker 1: biggest contract I've had in years. We're we're both raising
Speaker 1: the prison and lowering it. I would you do that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. They're the guys crazy. Oh then you
Speaker 1: look hard. But have you slept recently or I've not slept.
Speaker 1: I I got it apart it at the prison. Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, I think I'm living in a prison cell. God. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm talking to you. This glass partitioning? Are you? I mean,
Speaker 1: do you need anything? You want your toothpaste? Look, I
Speaker 1: do need a guy who can get me things. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean I already think you that favor.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Look if if if you didn't get
Speaker 1: me a porno maggot, I really appreciate it. That hard
Speaker 1: to come by around here. All right, I go, I
Speaker 1: gotta go, all right, hey, chocolate your Michael, Yeah, I gotta.
Speaker 1: I gotta check the spread we have today for the wardens.
Speaker 1: So if you can just tell me what's on the menu. Okay, great? Um,
Speaker 1: I made scrambled eggs but out of chocolate, along with
Speaker 1: a hot cup of Joe made of chocolate, and um
Speaker 1: and long uh what looks like bacon, but of course
Speaker 1: is actually chocolate. There's all different varieties of chocolate. Sure, listen,
Speaker 1: I want to tell you. I don't know if the
Speaker 1: warden has expressed his gradit here, but you were doing
Speaker 1: a great job. Thank you, Thank you so much. It
Speaker 1: would be a shame if you left anytime soon. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Well, you know the whabilitating this
Speaker 1: warden wants you to stick around. On what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I just feel here, hold onto this saw, but just
Speaker 1: hold the saw for one second. Okay, now you've got
Speaker 1: us all Yeah, thanks man? Okay, right, right, I'll be
Speaker 1: bringing you in this afternoon for the chocolate spread again.
Speaker 1: That's scrambled eggs. That are chocolate, that's um. And am
Speaker 1: I getting paid in sharp tools now? Because that is
Speaker 1: so much better than time in the yard. The warden
Speaker 1: wants you around. Alright, boys, will one slide away from
Speaker 1: the outside chocolate? Here? Drop that saw. We don't need that.
Speaker 1: We have these things all made up for us to
Speaker 1: take the slides out of murder Mike, Oh no, murder Mike.
Speaker 1: Can I just get your ear for a second, please? Okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead. Are you awake? Yes, I'm awake. Are you
Speaker 1: sure you're awake. I'm just not talking to a sleepy
Speaker 1: boy who's just talking to me because there's a sleep No,
Speaker 1: I'm awake. Board. Oh good. I don't know what to do, honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't know who to talk to her or where
Speaker 1: to go. I'm just so so lost. Should I leave? Well?
Speaker 1: That reminds me of a story. It's back when I
Speaker 1: was just Michael. Alright, boys, Warden's out, let's go. Let's go.
Speaker 1: Morning Warden, Good morning, good morning. I brought your satin slippers,
Speaker 1: thank you. You know what today I want to walk
Speaker 1: the grounds I'm feeling so good. Okay, what if you
Speaker 1: got the barn? Okay, the board and I want to
Speaker 1: bring contractor Connor. I think he's one. Okay, he's in
Speaker 1: he's in cell Block D. As you know, the water
Speaker 1: tank well keeps committing more and more crimes. Well in here,
Speaker 1: and it's weird, but we gotta keep him now. But
Speaker 1: I can go. He's in the water tank. Off. Um,
Speaker 1: all prisoners have been accounted for. It's going to be
Speaker 1: a lovely day at the prison. Oh good, good. I
Speaker 1: can't deal with any kind of stress today. No, of course, not.
Speaker 1: Let me go grab contract Excuse me. I have an appointment. Well,
Speaker 1: and it's not really an appointment with the warden, but
Speaker 1: I'd like to talk with the warden. Now, listen, warden,
Speaker 1: how did you get here? Well? I walked, I had
Speaker 1: I had my I had my carriage, and then I
Speaker 1: walked from there. Let me tell you my boys. My
Speaker 1: boys are in my carriage, and we're ready to raise
Speaker 1: this jail. And we don't usually raise jails, but we're
Speaker 1: ready to raise this jail for you. But here I
Speaker 1: am hearing things that you don't even need me anymore.
Speaker 1: I've got Jebediah, Josiah, Abigail. We're all already. I've told
Speaker 1: you several times the Amish community is welcome to raise
Speaker 1: this prison, and that's our first. You introduced the Amish.
Speaker 1: You gotta move One two is from listener Chris, who wrote,
Speaker 1: howdy Alchemists. Before I go onto my suggestion, I just
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Speaker 1: you guys never failed to put a smile on my pace.
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Speaker 1: back to my scene suggestion, bomb threat at the Skeptics convention.
Speaker 1: Thanks for the laughs. Us Nelson from Richmond H. James
Speaker 1: another prank call. Let's say there's a bomb in here?
Speaker 1: Should we report that? Or No? They're just trying to
Speaker 1: ruffle our feathers. They don't like skeptics. They don't like
Speaker 1: our conference. You know what, if you're not skeptical about
Speaker 1: what's going on around you, then you're not paying attention.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm kind of I don't know if
Speaker 1: you're telling the truth. Just put the just put the
Speaker 1: tinsel up on the ARCT. What do you mean you
Speaker 1: don't think I'm telling the truth? I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: Are you sure this is the is the right tinsel?
Speaker 1: Hold on a second. Are you saying you don't think
Speaker 1: I got the phone call? Or are you saying you
Speaker 1: don't think I should disregard the phone call? Brian? What
Speaker 1: I think is that you got the phone call. But
Speaker 1: what I also think is that maybe there wasn't a
Speaker 1: bomb threat. Really you don't think I heard what I said?
Speaker 1: I heard? No, No, I don't start Star sixty nine Okay, fine, okay,
Speaker 1: finn okay, what is the star? Is the star? The
Speaker 1: at the little thing that looks like a like a
Speaker 1: firework exploding? Okay? Well the nine? Is that what you're
Speaker 1: talking about? Star six nine? Hold on six okay? Okay?
Speaker 1: Is it ringing? I'm not telling you it's ringing? Hello
Speaker 1: macavoy at one to four more Park Street. How can
Speaker 1: I help you? Is this a message? Did I get?
Speaker 1: Are you there? Are you there? Or is this a message? No?
Speaker 1: This is Peter. How can I help you? Are you sure?
Speaker 1: Are you talking to a machine? How can I help you? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm talking to a machine right now. Anything. I'm talking
Speaker 1: to Peter McAvoy. Sure you are? Yeah, I am. Oh.
Speaker 1: Let me guess this is the macavoy that does all
Speaker 1: the anti virus stuff on computers. Huh, that's the different name.
Speaker 1: That's mccaffee. I think, yeah, sure it is, sure it is.
Speaker 1: So let me get this shrew. You called in? You
Speaker 1: called in about a little a bomb threat. It's all right,
Speaker 1: Yes I did, right, you did. Yeah, I have hidden
Speaker 1: two bombs at your conference. You can't see me, but
Speaker 1: I'm putting up quotes air quotes around the word conference.
Speaker 1: It is a conference? No, not to me, it isn't Peter.
Speaker 1: Did I just hear you right on the phone? What
Speaker 1: what's up? Did you just answer and give our address?
Speaker 1: Is that my towel? I mean it's our towel. I
Speaker 1: mean though it's like the household towel just feels like
Speaker 1: that one I use more than you do. You're picking
Speaker 1: fights with me again, and I just want to let
Speaker 1: you know that I heard you, and that of everything
Speaker 1: that you said in that calm versation, I am very
Speaker 1: upset about you giving away our address. Do you know
Speaker 1: how it's like to be a woman in the city,
Speaker 1: in the big city. It's terrifying, terrifying. I could never
Speaker 1: give away my address because somebody might come and steal
Speaker 1: me or worse. Just why do I stay with you? Why?
Speaker 1: That was pretty convincing, Tad. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: you should take acting classes. I could tell nobody else
Speaker 1: was on the phone. He's told that there are two
Speaker 1: bombs in the convention. Downs stand two bombs. Okay, we
Speaker 1: gotta call off the convention. We just stop it, Stop it, Tad.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what helps me. I'm not score the tincil,
Speaker 1: you dumbask We gotta we gotta do something about the bombs. Okay,
Speaker 1: We're gonna do something. As soon as I start getting
Speaker 1: worked up, then you're gonna tell me to prank. Okay, sorry, interrupt,
Speaker 1: Just want to let you know there's a panel on
Speaker 1: faked moon landing starting at one pm. Okay, and our
Speaker 1: wristband gets us into that as well. Since we're exhibitors,
Speaker 1: it does where nobody's really attending the panel right now,
Speaker 1: because I think people don't respond well to to authority,
Speaker 1: and I guess the schedule for the convention is kind
Speaker 1: of indicative of authority. But so we'll start at one
Speaker 1: or two or three. Whenever people show up. We'll show
Speaker 1: when we want to show up. Okay, we'll show up
Speaker 1: what we wash up. And let me just tell you something, buddy.
Speaker 1: All right, we're bombs here. My name is Kurt. Oh hey, Kurt,
Speaker 1: know that you don't look like a Kurt Well for
Speaker 1: this weekend. My name is Kurt. Okay, there are bombs here. Okay,
Speaker 1: there are bombs at the convention, all right, they're here.
Speaker 1: Peter McAfee, the anti virus guy. He put bombs here. Wait,
Speaker 1: Peter McAfee, yes, the anti virus guy. But he put
Speaker 1: bombs here. Okay. I I've been hearing these theories about
Speaker 1: Peter McAfee for years, uh and a lot of people
Speaker 1: think that he's not even in uh the US right
Speaker 1: now that he has a start star sixty nine this
Speaker 1: phone right now, just please do Kurt Pete walk away
Speaker 1: from Ricky Peter. Stop fooling around with this anti virus
Speaker 1: stuff and come learn to make bombs with the rest
Speaker 1: of your family. All right, Pete, walk away? Okay, okay, okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: I just what if we were in put here to do? Good? Pete?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? The mcafees have been anarchists.
Speaker 1: I don't like centuries. I don't like this one pit. Listen,
Speaker 1: dear mother, this is your side of the family, Sean,
Speaker 1: this is your side of the family, right, I'm going
Speaker 1: with the maca voice side of the family. No you're not.
Speaker 1: You're going with Mike side of the family. Don't ear.
Speaker 1: Don't pull my ear in. You you going to pull
Speaker 1: your eye out. I'm not gonna do that. You gonna
Speaker 1: scoop your eye out with my thumb? Is it so
Speaker 1: wrong to want to help pet Look, we can't help
Speaker 1: who we are, all right. You got a little bit
Speaker 1: of me, and you get a little bit of your mom,
Speaker 1: and you too. You are Peter McAfee McAvoy all right.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you hyphenated and we didn't, but
Speaker 1: that's just the way it is. Okay, because I don't
Speaker 1: have two names, and neither do you. He does. Hey, dead, Yes,
Speaker 1: I are you handing that detonator. You got it? You
Speaker 1: want to go throw it around outside? Peter, We've got
Speaker 1: to talk your parents. You said that they were just
Speaker 1: coming for the weekend. They've been here for months. I
Speaker 1: need my space for what to do. What you constantly
Speaker 1: making bad? Okay, alright, just tell me one thing you
Speaker 1: want to do alone. I want to not eat rancid
Speaker 1: meat that's been left on the counter and pointed out
Speaker 1: and then still left on the counter, because you know,
Speaker 1: if I see meat, I'm going to eat it. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna eat it. I know, babe. Do you think maybe
Speaker 1: my parents being here is what's driving a wedge between us?
Speaker 1: I think a lot of things at this point are
Speaker 1: driving a lot of different wedges. Do you want to
Speaker 1: answer that? Yes, let me show you how it's done. Okay, Hello,
Speaker 1: Tina Lasagna, Kirk, Kirk Ticke, kurt uh Hi? Who is this?
Speaker 1: This Tina Hi? This is Kurd at the Skeptics Convention? Oh? Hi,
Speaker 1: how is it? How are you? Okay? I was told
Speaker 1: that I was going to talk to Peter McAfee if
Speaker 1: I called this number, and you're saying, in fact, you
Speaker 1: are Tina Lasagna. I am Tina Lasagna. Um, there is
Speaker 1: a Peter who lives here. Um, Peter McAfee the middle
Speaker 1: of the Pacific Ocean. Excuse me, what are you trying
Speaker 1: to get my address from me? I don't give that, Okay.
Speaker 1: I'm a woman in the big city. I don't just
Speaker 1: give away my address to random men so that you
Speaker 1: could come find me, steal me and chop me up,
Speaker 1: knocking knock a Tina surprised you your parents? This is
Speaker 1: your badest. Tina Lasagna? Se your badests? Do you do
Speaker 1: you have to go? Um? No? Actually, could you stay
Speaker 1: on the line with me? I really don't want to
Speaker 1: have to deal with these people? Hi, Mom, Hi Dad,
Speaker 1: just one moment, I'm on the phone. Very important, Okay.
Speaker 1: I think clearly she's hired actors who are doing like
Speaker 1: a really broad your next, That's what I thought. I mean,
Speaker 1: I didn't hear theirs, but I didn't think there was
Speaker 1: even a name such as Tina Lasagna. Are we sure
Speaker 1: they're Italian? They might be friends? Huh why would they
Speaker 1: be French? Tina Lasagna. I'm just saying you could have
Speaker 1: Lasgna anywhere. Kids slide to notice the shadows on the
Speaker 1: rocket slide three? Oh, excuse me? Can you explain why
Speaker 1: the shadows in the rocket really proved that those pictures
Speaker 1: are fake? Let me move on to slide three and
Speaker 1: you'll see if I zoom in here. Isn't it kind
Speaker 1: of nuts that this guy's using slides like there's a
Speaker 1: projector right there. It's like, I think he's showing us
Speaker 1: the original film, But I feel like that the original
Speaker 1: films can always be doctored. You can't. You can't manipulate
Speaker 1: anything online as a fact. Do you think since it's
Speaker 1: just us to watch you, we could probably go up
Speaker 1: there and see it for ourselves? You think he'd mind?
Speaker 1: What do you mean to see it for ourselves? Ask
Speaker 1: good when you come up there? And what do you
Speaker 1: mean to see it for ourself? Like? Get up there
Speaker 1: and look at the slides before they're projected. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're saying that he's manipulating at somehow. I don't know
Speaker 1: that he's not. I don't know that he's not. God,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. Yes, of course, excuse me slides? Yes? Uh?
Speaker 1: Is there a way for us to see the slides
Speaker 1: have verify that that's actually the image being projected? I
Speaker 1: cannot help you there. Huh funny slide seven. Did I
Speaker 1: think you're right? I think, hey, you guys as a
Speaker 1: bored as I am by this, Yeah, hey, I got
Speaker 1: I got the original as a pruder moon Landing film.
Speaker 1: What you know, as a pruder shot that Kennedy assassination
Speaker 1: he also shut. He also shut the moon land That's
Speaker 1: what I always believe that I knew that four years later.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, do the math? Do the math? One?
Speaker 1: When was the assassination? When was a Kennedy assassination? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they'll tell they'll tell you it was Ninette. But
Speaker 1: in fact that he was not assassinate until nineteen sixty five,
Speaker 1: not successfully. God, And so wait four years after sixty five?
Speaker 1: Was a moon landing sixty nine sixty nine? But but
Speaker 1: reverse those numbers and what else happened in ninety six? Stock? No, well,
Speaker 1: yeah that was there was a wood Stock, right, there
Speaker 1: was a wood Stock ninety six that between the wood
Speaker 1: stuck ninety four and ninety nine, it was successful. It
Speaker 1: was a good wood stock. Don't talk about talking about
Speaker 1: They don't talk about that one. Talking about the Prouder film. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which one, don't get me started. I had seven? You
Speaker 1: got seven? It is you guys want to bull this place.
Speaker 1: There's a there's another speaker down the road. He's talking
Speaker 1: about the new Matrix movie. That wasn't a Bob No,
Speaker 1: not Lasagna, just how it's just how it sounds. L
Speaker 1: A z O n y A. Tina Lasagna, Tina Lasagna. Okay,
Speaker 1: just checking the records here, and I'm not going to
Speaker 1: give that on air. I'm just here to give you
Speaker 1: an interview. I understand this is before you go on air.
Speaker 1: I just need to have your information, so before you're
Speaker 1: able to go on air. I see the red light
Speaker 1: on that camera, and I know that you're recording for
Speaker 1: that station that's recording the actual news that's going on
Speaker 1: right now. Are you trying to Are you trying to
Speaker 1: get a scavenger hunt from my dismembered body going, I mean,
Speaker 1: what do you think is going to exactly happen? Once
Speaker 1: I give everyone my address? You're just giving me. This
Speaker 1: is confidential information. I need to be able to send
Speaker 1: you your your tax information. That that's why we're paying
Speaker 1: you for this. You're paying I'm so sorry. I thought
Speaker 1: that this was I thought I was getting interviewed for
Speaker 1: the local news about what I know about the bomb
Speaker 1: as I was dating the bomber. But yes, we were
Speaker 1: paying you for that. We pay everyone that gets on
Speaker 1: the local news. Hey, pet, I can hear the sirens come,
Speaker 1: and let's just throw this detonator around while we still
Speaker 1: can son. Thanks pops. Hey, good news is the the prison.
Speaker 1: It's got new slides, so I could be fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll come visit you. Well, I will slide down together,
Speaker 1: so I don't know if that'll be possible. But thanks.
Speaker 1: You got a kid, and that's our seconds alright. Three
Speaker 1: is from listen or. Andrew Laramie wrote, Hello, Kevin. I've
Speaker 1: been listening since the beginning, and it's always a joy
Speaker 1: to hear all of you get no wacky situations. The
Speaker 1: chemistry you all have is helpable and it really set
Speaker 1: your podcasts apart from the rest. My suggestion is as follows.
Speaker 1: McDonald's gets a bad batch of frying oil and it
Speaker 1: starts turning the fries into hungry a sentient beings. I
Speaker 1: hope you're all keeping safe and healthy. Andrew Laramie from Montreal,
Speaker 1: what do you want me to put this? Put a
Speaker 1: right in the tank, idiot, Just open it up and
Speaker 1: put it in the tank. It doesn't look like the
Speaker 1: other one. The oil you know why, I don't know
Speaker 1: why they made us pay you a minimum? Way, you're dough.
Speaker 1: Just pour it into fryer, jesus, I'm just dropping it off,
Speaker 1: my god, put it in the front. Don't just drop
Speaker 1: it off. Put it in the fryer. Did you hear
Speaker 1: the glug? Glug? I was doing it? What is wrong
Speaker 1: with you? Manute? I'm just gonna manatur. Okay, I'm like,
Speaker 1: pretty big deal here. I can fucking fire you. I
Speaker 1: don't work for you. Do you understand that I'm an
Speaker 1: independent concert bring this? Did she not bring the oil
Speaker 1: in today? Yes? Who do you think you did it for?
Speaker 1: For the franchise? The owner, not the manager of this McDonald's. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: my dad's the franchise e owner. And when my dad died,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be fucking imposs to this place. So if
Speaker 1: you're not fired now, just wait till my dad passes
Speaker 1: and you're fucking out of here. You know what, man,
Speaker 1: I I really will hope your dad has a long life,
Speaker 1: and I hope you know, I hope you have a
Speaker 1: real shitty day. Will work all right? Once some water here? No,
Speaker 1: I just you know, what that was pretty hurtful. I
Speaker 1: hope I have a shitty day at work. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to please a bunch of people with hap meals over here.
Speaker 1: I'm out of here, man, I'm gonna go. I don't
Speaker 1: give a ship. Alright, I dropped off the oil. Thank
Speaker 1: you for putting it. Take you're putting it in? Yeah? Whatever, man, whatever,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. You're done. You're done here. Well, well,
Speaker 1: well look who's back from his run? Took you long
Speaker 1: enough out there? I mean, how many places did you
Speaker 1: have to stop today? Huh? Just one place? Just that,
Speaker 1: Psycho McDonald's all right, jesus, Well listen, we need you
Speaker 1: back here in a time timely manner. Yeah, I'm dispatch here,
Speaker 1: I know, so when I call you, it's like you
Speaker 1: know your dad runs his dispatch. Okay, yeah, one day
Speaker 1: I will yeah, one day you will be right now,
Speaker 1: here's my boss. All right, all right, I need you
Speaker 1: to take the special Scary oil now to the big
Speaker 1: industrial complex. Okay, okay, all right, she'd be right over.
Speaker 1: Is that the official name for it? Is that? Like
Speaker 1: the actual name they gave it, special scary, special scary Oil?
Speaker 1: What did I say? You said special scary. It's just crazy.
Speaker 1: But that that's like what they would right. Is it
Speaker 1: just me or is that oil a little bit less
Speaker 1: uh or more opaque than it usually is? I believe
Speaker 1: it means that you can It's like it's got like
Speaker 1: a flatness to it. I can't see very deep inside
Speaker 1: of it. Usually you can see the price that are
Speaker 1: down below because translucent. Instead it's the oil they gave us.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I know I saw it. Hello Brian, Hello
Speaker 1: with anybody here at Hello, going, Bryan, get the going
Speaker 1: very sad. My child needs a happy meal. There's I'll
Speaker 1: handle us. I'll handle us. Hey, I welcome to McDonald's. Um.
Speaker 1: Before you ask, the only happy Meal toy we have
Speaker 1: left in the space Jam collection is Bab's Bunny. God
Speaker 1: damn it, you have seven, but that's all they allocated
Speaker 1: to us. We've got so many Bab's Bunnies and that
Speaker 1: is what is in the happy Meal currently. Well, let
Speaker 1: me just say we we ate here a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks ago, and I want to make a return on
Speaker 1: the fries. The fries just want to make a return
Speaker 1: on the fries, like a full refund, and I want
Speaker 1: a new fry. Now do you have a received No,
Speaker 1: I don't. Is that a problem or do you want
Speaker 1: me to sue you? Um? This is just weird for me.
Speaker 1: I usually I guess we can give you fry credit.
Speaker 1: Look at my child, Look at my child. I'm so sad. Hey,
Speaker 1: um jerry um am. I the only one hearing like
Speaker 1: hundreds of tiny cries coming from this friar. I think
Speaker 1: that's just the sound of its sizzling. It's probably because
Speaker 1: they're so frosty. When they go down, it's just the
Speaker 1: whistle of the ice. It sounds like hundreds of souls
Speaker 1: crying out. Negaty. I've never heard crying out negaty. Up.
Speaker 1: Pull it out, pull it out, pull it out right? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all these fries have have little faces all over the place.
Speaker 1: I need to fry. I need a fry's dad. I
Speaker 1: got a very unhappy mother and child out there. We're
Speaker 1: trying to catch the fries. They're running around like one
Speaker 1: like whole and based on the data that we have
Speaker 1: right now, gentlemen, we're gonna be able to use this
Speaker 1: oil to create any kind of sentience in any non
Speaker 1: organic life form. He sounds so rich, right, he just
Speaker 1: sounds rich. I can hear you, Brian, what's up? I
Speaker 1: can hear it. I was just I am rich? You
Speaker 1: sound rich? I am like, how does that happen? Plain?
Speaker 1: Let me just clarify. Are we going to put super
Speaker 1: scary on the label or is that just more of
Speaker 1: an in house nickname for sounds rich too? I feel
Speaker 1: as though it simplifies the product, just super scary. Yes,
Speaker 1: originally it was compound fourteen nine, but we just kind
Speaker 1: of none descripted exactly what kind of compound is that?
Speaker 1: But super scary oil seemed to be right to the point, gentlemen,
Speaker 1: where will be our first market for super scary oil?
Speaker 1: Where should we deploy it? Doesn't sound that's a great question.
Speaker 1: And if you look at the slides, just exactly where
Speaker 1: let me just go to slide one least wealthy, that's
Speaker 1: super rich, but well, slide to where is this? Why
Speaker 1: is it not going? Hold on? I don't know what
Speaker 1: order there? You sound like the help you? It was
Speaker 1: like a hundred slides in here. I'm not sure which
Speaker 1: one had the I'm supposed to help with this. I'm sorry. Here,
Speaker 1: would you like me to let's see here? This is
Speaker 1: the folder you need? Okay, it should be working now,
Speaker 1: so I don't. I don't need your laptop. I'm working
Speaker 1: on the slides here. Okay, So well, I've got all
Speaker 1: the slides converted into JPEGs and pdpps into this laptop.
Speaker 1: Do you think I want a jpeg? I paid good
Speaker 1: money for this vintage slide, said, and we're going to
Speaker 1: use it. Oh pake oh p a m m. I'm done.
Speaker 1: I'm not done. Okay, can I get the language of origin?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding? Can she get the language of origin?
Speaker 1: Language of origin? As you suck? Yeah, that's not very nice.
Speaker 1: She's a child. That really makes me so sad. You
Speaker 1: suck s u q u E right, she's a kid. Guys,
Speaker 1: she's not a good speller. I think that was a clue,
Speaker 1: because there's no way that fifty year old man doesn't
Speaker 1: know how to spell suck. I'm ready to go. Oh
Speaker 1: p a q you Okay, you've passed the tests. You've
Speaker 1: passed the asked my child. This is yes, the Wizards
Speaker 1: of Spelling. Sorry, sorry we had to be so harsh
Speaker 1: that this is incredible. I always thought that I was
Speaker 1: doomed to have a boring life here in Salem's so
Speaker 1: boring and be sad all the time. You know you
Speaker 1: are the chosen one. Did you see those French fresh
Speaker 1: better her? I thought they were straight worms. Gentlemen, this
Speaker 1: is a wizard in ceremony. Please please show respect ward
Speaker 1: like a wizard. Are you two not wizards? We were supposed? Yes?
Speaker 1: How why how did you get in here? Who speak? Now?
Speaker 1: But we will turn you into I am a wizard
Speaker 1: from four and he is a Is that what you think?
Speaker 1: Wizards sound like? I'm a wizard from near m what
Speaker 1: hero wizards? All we do is read that this isn't
Speaker 1: What order do you come from? Huh? Order of antelope?
Speaker 1: Oh god, Jerry's dead and nobody please fry guys, just
Speaker 1: let me go. Stop trying me to the ground. And
Speaker 1: this the soft ser machine is broken again. I don't
Speaker 1: think it has anything to do with the sentries. Maybe
Speaker 1: we can strike up a deal. Maybe what do you want?
Speaker 1: And keep in mind that we're McDonald's employees. There's not
Speaker 1: allowed we can bring to the table here. Gave a car,
Speaker 1: I have an electric bike? M I get dropped off
Speaker 1: by my mom? What else? What else? I think one
Speaker 1: thing we could say? We want to stop in cook
Speaker 1: to live? Can't we at least have that the table.
Speaker 1: No more burning us alive, no more French fries. Okay, um,
Speaker 1: you guys have to tell that to the lady out there. Though.
Speaker 1: If you're not French fries, then you're just raw potatoes.
Speaker 1: And I mean that's kind of It's weird, right because
Speaker 1: you won't become sentient until you're putting the oil. But
Speaker 1: if you're putting the oil, then you become fries. So
Speaker 1: you are fries and you're saying no fries. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: feel like an existential crisis. We've always been sentient, we've
Speaker 1: just been given the chance to talk about it. Now.
Speaker 1: You've been burning her potato people for years, so you
Speaker 1: want to stay raw, raw, raw. In fact, I'd rather
Speaker 1: not even be cut up. I'd rather stay potato. I'd
Speaker 1: rather be left in the soil. But you were cut up,
Speaker 1: so yeah, you look, the data is clear, Okay, the
Speaker 1: data is clear of how the oil works. I don't
Speaker 1: think this needs an explanation, all right. The slides will
Speaker 1: tell you if I can figure it out. Damn it.
Speaker 1: Where where you're talking visual slides or like we we slides? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: we we we slides yes yes yes, Now look we
Speaker 1: still need funding, all right, So we're still gonna have
Speaker 1: to go out there and knock on doors and ask
Speaker 1: our neighbors, friends and family for as much money as
Speaker 1: I possibly give us. Okay, so why don't we start
Speaker 1: that now, everyone in the boardroom and pass on a
Speaker 1: little hat. Then the hat has been dipped in oil.
Speaker 1: So it is this is a tiny hat. A little happen,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. Credit cards are fine in there. If
Speaker 1: you stack them up, it won't be that you know. Also,
Speaker 1: if you hold the bills, there's ways to get it.
Speaker 1: It's it's the size. That's a really small hat. Mom.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. There are no
Speaker 1: fries today, that's what. There are fries to Star Friday. Now,
Speaker 1: why don't you use a little wizard power of yours
Speaker 1: turn everyone into a little umbrella. I'm not allowed to
Speaker 1: use it in public until I turn fifteen. Oh, don't
Speaker 1: worry about that. You're fine. Just hi, no, hollo you right? Okay.
Speaker 1: Oh it's sad. This makes this is not a happy
Speaker 1: meal at all. My daughter is sad again. My daughter
Speaker 1: is sad. I need to talk to somebody now now,
Speaker 1: is there no one gonna help you? Mike's first day
Speaker 1: on the job. Hello, murder Mike, beautiful name, Thank you.
Speaker 1: I just want to say I want to make a complaint. Okay,
Speaker 1: are you ready? You gonna run it down? Nope, make
Speaker 1: it okay's just gonna memorize it. Well, I want to
Speaker 1: complain about you too. Number one, there were no friends.
Speaker 1: We didn't eat. The fries were running around, disgusting. Some
Speaker 1: of them were on the floor. And secondly, now we
Speaker 1: get individual who's murder Mike come in here and tell
Speaker 1: us that he's not going to write down I my
Speaker 1: hour complaint. Very upset, very I want to refund. You
Speaker 1: want to refund? Okay, I can process that. Let me
Speaker 1: just refund you with my Oh my god, oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god. I have the power to heal you.
Speaker 1: But I shouldn't do it in public until in fifteen.
Speaker 1: Oh god, what do I do? Dispatch coming through? I
Speaker 1: guess whose dad dined? I'm now the boss there. So
Speaker 1: a couple of things are gonna change. One, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna call me big Babo big babo. That's official. And uh,
Speaker 1: second of all, no, we're gonna start there big Babo,
Speaker 1: big Babo out ah. Feeling pretty good? All right? You
Speaker 1: some inventory now, cooking oil, cooking oil, special scary oils
Speaker 1: special Wait, cooking oil, cooking oil, special scary oils. What
Speaker 1: the hell? Oh Dad, I wish you were alive. I
Speaker 1: wish you were alive to help me in this moment.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. Obviously oil has been
Speaker 1: the wrong oil has been given to the wrong place,
Speaker 1: and surely they're gonna be grave. You're still on. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we heard all of that. Baba. We're gonna unionize if
Speaker 1: we're gonna use this against you. Man, I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: just had to be upfront about it. Man, I just
Speaker 1: want you to know. No, all right, all right, m
Speaker 1: you're still on. Man. I know that the slide thing
Speaker 1: was a big mistake. But one thing I don't know
Speaker 1: if we've thought through, is if we put the scary
Speaker 1: oil in a container, won't that container then become sentient? Actually,
Speaker 1: it's like glue, right, you know how glue doesn't stick
Speaker 1: to itself in the bottle. You're starting to sound more wealthy.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Well, check out my four oh one K.
Speaker 1: That is a four, a one and a K. Look
Speaker 1: at that. So as I was saying, glue doesn't stick
Speaker 1: to the inside of a bottle, does it? It does not.
Speaker 1: If you leave it open, it becomes a solid like
Speaker 1: trust me, I've got I am full of I don't
Speaker 1: trust you. I don't trust you because just got a
Speaker 1: big package from an investor something McAfee. Why don't I
Speaker 1: go ahead and open that? You can, I'll see what
Speaker 1: inside and that's our show. Everybody, let's thank her. How
Speaker 1: can we see what they're up to? Chris Savarado. I
Speaker 1: just wish that girl would have used her powers, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. She could have helped her mom,
Speaker 1: so in my mind she did, but then her mom
Speaker 1: came back and started complaining, so then she reversed it,
Speaker 1: and then she's still got in trouble with the Wizarding Council.
Speaker 1: A lot of stuff happened to my that makes sense. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm just hanging out, Cole happen to have happy to
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Speaker 1: I was slightly taken it back when that second suggestion
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Speaker 1: weekly twice a week. You're semi weekly half a week.
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