Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This I guess
Speaker 1: it could spreads stilling for Katie. I'm sorry, guys. Soon enough,
Speaker 1: Katie will be back. Because culture, guys can be over hanging.
Speaker 1: Let's meet everybody to speak shally. First up as Chris Salvado, Chris,
Speaker 1: would you rather live stoop to nuts or balls to
Speaker 1: the wall. I think I've already spent enough time living
Speaker 1: balls to the wall, and at this age, I'm coming
Speaker 1: sup to nuts. So you know I've been. I've been
Speaker 1: to both places. They both have their pros and cons
Speaker 1: um but I'm glad I made out. I made it
Speaker 1: out of live. I made it out alive of being
Speaker 1: balls to the wall. Great questions, Really nice to have
Speaker 1: you called. Really well. If you love that, you're gonna
Speaker 1: love the rest of these. Jackie Gonzalez to Ruthie, Jackie,
Speaker 1: would you rather bark up the wrong tree or bite
Speaker 1: off more than you can chew? Bark up the wrong tree? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because then they can say something. I can be like hey,
Speaker 1: and I can still snap right back at bark right
Speaker 1: back too much then can chew. I'm choking. I don't
Speaker 1: like that, alright, fair. Next up is James Heeney, Heeney.
Speaker 1: Would you rather be penny wise and dollar foolish or young,
Speaker 1: dumb and full of come? Oh my god, Oh my god. Well,
Speaker 1: what what's the first choice again? You want to be
Speaker 1: a clown and murders kids. I don't even know what
Speaker 1: the first one is. But I had a hell of
Speaker 1: a great time being young, dumb and full of come.
Speaker 1: I take a second round of that, right, that's what
Speaker 1: we all wondering. Uh, it's Greg Craig. Would you rather
Speaker 1: be the pot calling the kettle black? Or go down
Speaker 1: in flames? Uh? The one sounds just like it's gonna
Speaker 1: be trouble, So like I'm gonna go down in flames?
Speaker 1: Sounds like trouble to you. I don't want to I
Speaker 1: don't want to call anybody anything. It's too problematic in
Speaker 1: this day and age. That makes sense. Finally, it's Joey Greer. Joey,
Speaker 1: would you rather make a storm in a teacup? Or
Speaker 1: take it with a grain assault? Holy sh it, I
Speaker 1: can make a storm in a teacup? Are you kidding me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm taking that superpower. Get me the hell away from England, baby,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? Like I am what are
Speaker 1: you talking to? Storm in a teacup? It's crazy, Yes,
Speaker 1: a storm in a teacup and knew that's what you're
Speaker 1: going to choose and how you're going to interpret. Let's
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Speaker 1: that I'll inevitably change your lives. The trombone doesn't actually
Speaker 1: contain any bone. Scene suggestion. The Donner party wasn't actually
Speaker 1: a party at all, but what if it was. I'm
Speaker 1: traveling east, Dougie, all right, you got okay, so we
Speaker 1: got our gear, right, we got all the water, we
Speaker 1: got some, got some drink. This is gonna be sick.
Speaker 1: So my buddy Donner, he's got this like crazy set
Speaker 1: up out like just a couple of um, a couple
Speaker 1: hundred miles out and hundred miles trust me, dude, you
Speaker 1: want to be out there, man, You're gonna be able
Speaker 1: to see the stars and like the it's a slip party,
Speaker 1: but hundreds of miles so it's a destination batchelor party.
Speaker 1: Is that too much us? Um? No, I guess not.
Speaker 1: We're gonna hike there, not the whole hundred miles. This
Speaker 1: is this isn't that Donna you're always talking about? Right,
Speaker 1: You're gonna look, he's wild. This guy is so cool
Speaker 1: and he's so centered and like just it's like the
Speaker 1: coolest duality ever where it's like we can live on
Speaker 1: the edge but like centered. Yeah, I just mean of
Speaker 1: like spiritually, like personally, Well, all the pictures you've showed
Speaker 1: us of them, she looks kind of like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: wild beard eyes two different sizes. He doesn't look centered.
Speaker 1: He doesn't look centered, Henry, that's really fucked up. That's
Speaker 1: really fucked up. To just make that point that you
Speaker 1: just met personally and spiritually, man, I guess I guess
Speaker 1: that he's bringing so many people to a bachelor party
Speaker 1: that he's never even met are are those pictures you've seen?
Speaker 1: Are they sketches? Are they like oils? Uh? They're sketches.
Speaker 1: H You know, Henry, if you don't want to go,
Speaker 1: you don't have to. Man, you just sound really, really
Speaker 1: on the edge. I don't. Well, when I heard we
Speaker 1: were going to go camping for the weekend, I figured
Speaker 1: regular old off the side of the road. I've never
Speaker 1: hiked more than probably, I don't know, ten miles in
Speaker 1: a day. Look, the train just got here. Okay, so
Speaker 1: someone more supplies so we can just pop off and
Speaker 1: grab it and then we can just cupid blitz in Dasher. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's up? Well, it's it's Donner's birthday. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: no one has wished him a happy birthday. He's really sad.
Speaker 1: That's he brings it on himself. Anyway. Did you hear
Speaker 1: what he's doing this year? Um? No, I did not.
Speaker 1: He's combining his birthday party with a bachelor party with
Speaker 1: some humans, right, So go talk to your friend around humans.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I'm taking this out on you. I don't
Speaker 1: mean to take it on you, but just like I can't,
Speaker 1: I can't anymore. I just feel like everyone woke up
Speaker 1: on the wrong side of the bed. When it was
Speaker 1: my birthday, you all threw me a really fun we
Speaker 1: like you a reindeer exclusive birthday party. Rein deer and
Speaker 1: humans don't mix. Thus it is, and thus it always
Speaker 1: has been. You're so alive, he gang, Sorry, no one's
Speaker 1: coming to my party. But you know, you guys will
Speaker 1: just have to fly around without me this weekend. Well, Donna,
Speaker 1: we can't fly around without you. It's only with the
Speaker 1: power of nine that we can act. Power of nine.
Speaker 1: We can fly to the skin power of nine. We
Speaker 1: fly to the skin power of nine. All right, look, Donald,
Speaker 1: you know you're doing this to yourself right. Also, where
Speaker 1: are you having this now? In the desert? Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a little, um, it's a little out there, but I
Speaker 1: think it's gonna be fun because it's not gonna be
Speaker 1: a fucking snow bullshit day like it is three sixty five.
Speaker 1: You know, the duality of you is crazy because you're
Speaker 1: so centered, but you're you're you're I'm gonna say, you're
Speaker 1: a fucking madman. Okay, you're crazy. Beard is nuts. That
Speaker 1: one eye is weird. I'm saying it all right now, everybody,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, really going for a dasher. That's
Speaker 1: no reason to beg on my fashion choices. All of
Speaker 1: you look the exact same, except for Rudolf with that schnaz. So,
Speaker 1: you know, I think maybe if I go ahead and
Speaker 1: grow this thing out and you know, just kind of
Speaker 1: give myself a little personality, maybe people will be more
Speaker 1: excited to sing songs about us a little less about
Speaker 1: sky and stuff. You know. Excuse me, I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: know it's not parent teacher day, but I saw the
Speaker 1: book that you sent home with my kid about what
Speaker 1: are you doing here? What are you doing here? Listen,
Speaker 1: it's my lunch break, Okay, I've got I'm in the
Speaker 1: middle of teaching a lesson. Yeah, well, I wanted to
Speaker 1: put a stop to it real quick because you're teaching
Speaker 1: life where your kids? Did you go through the office,
Speaker 1: nor kids? Kids. There's no such thing as kids. Don't
Speaker 1: don't listen, don't now the only braindeer that specialist Rudolph.
Speaker 1: And that's the way that we always taught it. And
Speaker 1: that's at least I was taught. I don't like what
Speaker 1: you're doing in this class. Everyone can be special in
Speaker 1: their own special way. Your daughter's a crazy reindeer and
Speaker 1: he has a beard. He's a deer with a beard.
Speaker 1: That sounds ridiculous. DearS don't have beards, Okay, oh I've
Speaker 1: seen it. Yeah, they have extra hair on their chins. No,
Speaker 1: you're mistaken. Yeah, goats can grow. I'm I can't rain here,
Speaker 1: crazy class. No, I don't have a kid in this class.
Speaker 1: But I've heard about the bullshit that you're teaching, and
Speaker 1: you're killing Christmas circuit. I want to take I want
Speaker 1: to I want to do a class here. Jared, Where
Speaker 1: the hell were you when your your lunch break was
Speaker 1: only fifteen minutes? You come back silking wet? What the
Speaker 1: hell is going on? Well, I went for a quick jog.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to keep in good shape. That way
Speaker 1: I can bring it, you know, when it's got to
Speaker 1: get brought. You jogged in your suit? Yeah, I jogged
Speaker 1: in my suit. Did you think I was gonna take
Speaker 1: my suit off and chuck naked? No? No, no, I
Speaker 1: didn't think the papers Chris's remportant documents. Do you have
Speaker 1: a towel? Yeah, of course, I got that dinner towel
Speaker 1: over there. Actually got it for Christmas. Damn it, God,
Speaker 1: damn it. What it's not Christmas. That has nothing to
Speaker 1: do with Christmas, Donna. The reindeer. I mean, it's almost Christmas,
Speaker 1: all right, it's it's not I'm not talking about Timeline.
Speaker 1: I'd celebrate Christmas with you and in October easy, it's
Speaker 1: Halloween times, Jared, I'm not going to celebrate Christmas. No,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying the problem is that that reindeer is
Speaker 1: it's basically heresy against Christianity. Is Yeah, what do you
Speaker 1: think Christmas? Christianity heresy? That deer is not real. Rudolph
Speaker 1: has a red nose. It's the only thing that separated
Speaker 1: them from the other deer. Well, Jerry wants those papers
Speaker 1: are ready? Oh ship ship? Um? Mark, let me tell
Speaker 1: somewhere now, okay, um, we were We're starting a movement here.
Speaker 1: Jared's onto something here of inquisition, all right, Wenna start
Speaker 1: gathering people and asking them whether or not they believe
Speaker 1: that Donner should be a legitimate representative of the nine. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: so there, the papers aren't ready? Or Mark, would you believe?
Speaker 1: Do you believe daughter is one of the strongest members
Speaker 1: of the night. What do you mean I'm being recalled?
Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't make up the rules. It's just
Speaker 1: like a weird votes going on, and you're being recalled,
Speaker 1: and honestly, after your last request of me, you're also
Speaker 1: kind of being canceled. Just because my name is Vixen
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that I'm going to come to your bachelor party,
Speaker 1: themes birthday party and dance around. Okay, I mean, I
Speaker 1: just thought you wanted to be involved, and that just
Speaker 1: seemed like a fun thing for you. And also I'd
Speaker 1: like to be invited. I don't want to come and
Speaker 1: dance for for for the gap, for the dudes. Al right, Sorry,
Speaker 1: I do like dancing, and I will dance in front
Speaker 1: of dudes, but not for the dudes. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: this is a conversation we could have had before you
Speaker 1: just went ahead and helped cancel me and get me recalled,
Speaker 1: but I didn't help. I just kind of told the
Speaker 1: story and it just kind of went around, and then
Speaker 1: other people decided, like, we don't like that. Donors out
Speaker 1: right now, my crazy it's getting crazier. Alright, fellas, this
Speaker 1: is as far as I can take you. I was
Speaker 1: happy to pick up a couple of hitchhikers. Haven't done
Speaker 1: that in years, to be honest, But yeah, this is it.
Speaker 1: Have fun at your party and it's the middle of
Speaker 1: the desert. Yes, as far as I go, I'm I
Speaker 1: parked right up here. M hm Ganer. I just want
Speaker 1: to say, um, thank you so much for the stories
Speaker 1: you told us. Don't don't okay, thank you. So right
Speaker 1: over here, this rock over here actually was like like
Speaker 1: like it's like so old. Donner was telling me that,
Speaker 1: like like these rocks are like ancient rocks. Nickles, just
Speaker 1: like touch your hand on make you feel so thirsty.
Speaker 1: You should have brought water. Man, that train was dropping
Speaker 1: of all the supply. I didn't want to touch it.
Speaker 1: It's I I had a canteena water. I had one
Speaker 1: cantina water. Yeah, but you dumped it out because you
Speaker 1: said your feet were hot, so you just started dumping water.
Speaker 1: Now I've got a blister. I should have probably done
Speaker 1: it sooner. Where's your friends daughter? That we've been here
Speaker 1: so much about. I just gotta be somewhere up here.
Speaker 1: We just gotta keep walking. We'll find it, don't worry.
Speaker 1: Can I have some of your water? No, man, you
Speaker 1: can't have any of my water. Henry, you should have
Speaker 1: got some supplies in the train, Mark, Could I have
Speaker 1: some of your water. I'm holding on to it. Man. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm fine, I'm fine. It's that Do you
Speaker 1: see that that that news article that came out about
Speaker 1: the all all the wood? Yeah? Crazy, yeah, yes, yes, indeed,
Speaker 1: Mr crank Small. I'm a serious reporter. I've done many
Speaker 1: a beat more sleep crime. Do not give me this
Speaker 1: story about wood. I'm better than this. We need you
Speaker 1: to hit the streets hid to get aut the information
Speaker 1: to can on the wood. I've solved multiple murders that
Speaker 1: the police didn't. Even my investificatory journalism did that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why we put you on the wood case. This
Speaker 1: thing is gonna blow wide open. It's just that there's
Speaker 1: that there's a surplus of wood this year, which also
Speaker 1: kind of means that there's a extra deforestation. That's great,
Speaker 1: that's right. That's you got to connect the dots we
Speaker 1: just did. It's not it's a paragraph most knock knock,
Speaker 1: starting interrupt. I just want to say thank you so
Speaker 1: much for the story on this new inquisition slash like
Speaker 1: cult that's emerging. How do this paper company? You're welcome.
Speaker 1: Lisa is new. She's only big here for two months.
Speaker 1: I have earned my stripes I have put in the scut. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know how you earned your stripes through opportunity, and
Speaker 1: it was time to give Lisa an opportunity and then
Speaker 1: give her shitty stories after that. I deserved the cult
Speaker 1: story I want there. I'm actually already on the list
Speaker 1: of Polzer. What they heard that I was writing about
Speaker 1: this story and they're like, we think they might give
Speaker 1: me the Pultzer. Look, if you want something different here,
Speaker 1: they're replacing Donna with a new reindeer named Domino, So
Speaker 1: you can get to that once you once you finish
Speaker 1: the wood story. Yeah, crazy, crazy stuff, man, I'm in
Speaker 1: a wood surplus Like there's a great time to get
Speaker 1: in on the ground floor if you want wood, Like
Speaker 1: it's super cheap. No, it's And also it's just like, okay,
Speaker 1: I understand that would is like a fine ende research, right,
Speaker 1: but you were there. Plus, what if we were to
Speaker 1: like crawl a couple of miles they take forever? Because
Speaker 1: what could be that hydrated that quickly? I just I
Speaker 1: was drinking last night and I threw up. I pre partied,
Speaker 1: pre party. Where is this daughter? And more importantly, where
Speaker 1: are the girls? Yeah? Yeah, this is yeah, I'm really
Speaker 1: not seeing any Hey Donner, Um, I'm sure you heard
Speaker 1: the news, but we got a new guy coming in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I heard. You should probably head over to your party.
Speaker 1: I'm sure everyone's excited to celebrate you. I guess I'll
Speaker 1: head on down. I help. I hope you're able to
Speaker 1: fly with your new nine before you go. Do you
Speaker 1: want to meet him? Or would that be weird? Might
Speaker 1: as well? Good to know what the future of the
Speaker 1: nine looks like coming out. He's pretty cool, Domino. It's
Speaker 1: me Domino. Oh, I'm sorry, this is weird. I shouldn't
Speaker 1: run into you, should I h you had a good run, though,
Speaker 1: you had a good run. Hi fife that but what
Speaker 1: I mean? Look at me? I got fingers. I'm a
Speaker 1: reindeer with fingers. That's what makes me special. Hey, Domino,
Speaker 1: I just poked the escalator. He's the keys. Thanks, well,
Speaker 1: good luck to you. Can they go kill a bunch
Speaker 1: of humans in the desert? That doesn't sound like it's
Speaker 1: in the Christmas spirit? Where do we put our keys?
Speaker 1: They're a key guy around here. I think you're the
Speaker 1: only one who drives. What that's our first C two
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Speaker 1: first submission as a v I V alchy maniac, and
Speaker 1: I'm so happy I could finally upgrade to the best
Speaker 1: here and support you guys the best I can. I
Speaker 1: just want to say that the scene from the nine
Speaker 1: nine show with Deek in the Dean was top five
Speaker 1: all time alchemy this scene. Here's some suggestions, all of
Speaker 1: them based off of topics I wanted to one day
Speaker 1: talk about when I became a stand up comedian. That's
Speaker 1: not happening. So here, you guys can have it. There's
Speaker 1: like three things. I'll read them all and then you
Speaker 1: guys what you want with it? Uh? People on speaker phone, priest,
Speaker 1: sneeze face loud, bathroom hand dryers, what was the middle one?
Speaker 1: Let's figure out we can work them all. Thanks, guys,
Speaker 1: you're the best. Craig, I love that thing you did,
Speaker 1: you know, the one? Uh huh. It's good though, you know,
Speaker 1: because you're wasting trees, you're actually wasting paper when you're
Speaker 1: using you know, those little like towels and stuff like
Speaker 1: that that inside the bathroom. So the hand drying, the
Speaker 1: air drying, the disons are just going to make everything more.
Speaker 1: But don't they have to burn trees to get the
Speaker 1: electricity to make the blower go. No, we have a
Speaker 1: hydroelectric damn. That's how we get our part. Yeah. It's
Speaker 1: a waste of water and the water runs through it.
Speaker 1: It's god, does it goes through water? Real? Fest? Have
Speaker 1: you seen the Hoover dam? Yes, hundreds of gallons pour
Speaker 1: out of that thing. I understand that, sir, But this
Speaker 1: is we We talked to the board being and you
Speaker 1: signed off on it. You said that this is what
Speaker 1: you wanted to put in. If you'd like us to
Speaker 1: change it, we can't, sir, that that won't be a problem. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I signed off on it. I did, yes, or you did? Yeah? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good idea. It's a good yes, excuse me
Speaker 1: part of me. Yes, let's watch afternoon, good afternoon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of soap. That's a lot of soap. You
Speaker 1: know you're gonna have to wash again. That's not gonna
Speaker 1: come off on the dion. No, we don't add more soap, don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we just can't try out your skin, right. I don't
Speaker 1: know who you two are. Um. This is Mr Lock here,
Speaker 1: he owns the building in the building. Yeah, all these
Speaker 1: offices rent from me. Yeah, I'm I want to rent
Speaker 1: from you. Oh so I'm kind of like your landing. Well,
Speaker 1: yeah you might. I'm a lord of I'm a lawyer,
Speaker 1: so so see he's yeah. So we just install the
Speaker 1: new dicon. So you still got a lot of soap
Speaker 1: on there. It's not gonna that the Dyson will not
Speaker 1: take that off, so you're gonna have just just wash
Speaker 1: off the soap. This is normally help people use the bathrooms.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, sir, normally give me one sec I
Speaker 1: gotta take this. Hello. Hey, hey, you're a speaker. I
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta have some help. Fact, got to help me.
Speaker 1: Let me put it up to your ears so it
Speaker 1: doesn't have to be on speaker. Okay, do you want
Speaker 1: to wash your hand? Sir? You're gonna want to. I
Speaker 1: mean the bathroom at our house, and I'm a toilet
Speaker 1: paper and then getting needs you to bring me some okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: the closet like this, it's not just here. It's too messy.
Speaker 1: I can't walk to the closet like this. If there's
Speaker 1: two other gentlemen who are listening in on this, maybe
Speaker 1: they have any some ideas. We're not necessarily listening it.
Speaker 1: We're just I'm listening in. And for the record, if
Speaker 1: you take one of these roles of toilet paper, I'll
Speaker 1: sue your ass. Okay, I bought you get rental to
Speaker 1: use this unit in the restrooms on this floor, but
Speaker 1: you can't take stuff from here. Sure, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: We've actually removed the toilet paper for a dyson, so
Speaker 1: there's no more toilet paper in it. Yes, you did.
Speaker 1: Oh baby, Maybe you want to try that? What blow drying?
Speaker 1: Blow drying my part? Yeah, I get a blow dry
Speaker 1: you have a blow dryer. I guess I could try
Speaker 1: it on the cool setting. Okay, Yeah, Hey, Doc takes
Speaker 1: for seeing me short notice. I I felt like I've
Speaker 1: had to sneeze for the last two and a half
Speaker 1: days and it's just stuck this way. It just stuck
Speaker 1: this way. I don't know what to do. Well, you
Speaker 1: definitely have psf Oh god, God, I read about that. No,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's all right. Psf is is common in men.
Speaker 1: Uh under forty? What do I do to get rid
Speaker 1: of this painful? It looks terrible? Well, is there any
Speaker 1: way you can sneeze that will usually relieve the the
Speaker 1: pre SNEeSe face I've been trying. I've been trying. I like,
Speaker 1: just put a bunch of cayenne pepper on the table
Speaker 1: and went over. That didn't work. I went into a
Speaker 1: field of poppies, which I'm terribly allergic to. Didn't work.
Speaker 1: I had somebody scare me, but then I heard that
Speaker 1: was for hiccups, so it definitely didn't work. Scaring didn't work. Now, doctor,
Speaker 1: I understand that a lot of these patients are coming in.
Speaker 1: I just want to offer you at cotton. Now, this
Speaker 1: medication right here is not happened for me. It's not addictive,
Speaker 1: all right, But given it to your patients, I believe
Speaker 1: we'll actually see a high yield transformation. Tell me, tell
Speaker 1: me the brand name one more time? At you cotton?
Speaker 1: At cotton? Okay? Great? And and do you you have
Speaker 1: some samples that I can give up? Yes? Yes? Or
Speaker 1: right here, right at your cotton? What is it? Well,
Speaker 1: it's uh, this is highly experimental, but it's it's brand new,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna start you with a sample you can
Speaker 1: take home for free. And uh, if if it doesn't
Speaker 1: make you sneeze, then come back for more. So if
Speaker 1: it doesn't work, I should get more of it. Exactly. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll try anything, Doc. Thank you. I hope it's at
Speaker 1: your does the trick and doesn't have any weird side effects. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll get another steak. Doctor. I just want to say,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Our sales matched with your business
Speaker 1: are through the roof. Thank you so much. I'm still
Speaker 1: working on this sixty four porterhouse. By the way, I
Speaker 1: don't know that we did any more. Excuse me. You're
Speaker 1: the doctor, right, you're the doctor, right, Yes, let's go
Speaker 1: with me. I need some more cutting. You have it
Speaker 1: a patient of mine. Yeah, yeah, I couldn't sneeze. Couldn't sneeze? Doctor. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're you're you're suffering from PSF right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you have suffering. I'm suffering. Okay, keep your hand, keep
Speaker 1: your heads off. I got some I have some mom,
Speaker 1: I got always keep my poems. Thank God, Get out
Speaker 1: of here, Get out of I think you're gonna get
Speaker 1: through that sixty four rounds. I think you will. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can we get another round of stakes? Can we get
Speaker 1: a flight of stakes? This this great look at I
Speaker 1: can't stop sneezing. Well, I told you that could be
Speaker 1: a side effect of the chu cotton. I mean if
Speaker 1: you break down the Latin roots of that ach for
Speaker 1: you or constantly sneezing and content meaning a continuous sneeze.
Speaker 1: Can I try Titan? Oh well, I mean there are
Speaker 1: there are even more extreme side effects with kazoot Titan.
Speaker 1: Just I'll try anything. All right, babe, listen, I gotta,
Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta dry my hands. I got a
Speaker 1: big case today, so I'm about to lose you about three. Okay,
Speaker 1: she's still on she's thinking a strange sound. All right,
Speaker 1: all right, all right. I think I don't think she
Speaker 1: knows she's still on the man. You're still on the phone. Man.
Speaker 1: I'll tell her, baby, baby, I love you, But now
Speaker 1: my hands can't try my hands so much. Soap on
Speaker 1: your hands? This product you got soap? The soap off
Speaker 1: your hands first, here, put them under. Put him under
Speaker 1: where the faustage is. Let's put it on. It's like
Speaker 1: the hoover. Damn over here. Okay, that uses a lot
Speaker 1: of wood. Right, water, boys, you's got nine one one
Speaker 1: distress calling this apartment complex. Right, Apparently something's going on.
Speaker 1: I think there might be a bear attack. That's what
Speaker 1: the neighbors are saying, all right, based on the noises.
Speaker 1: All right, now, that's just going there. We kept kept it.
Speaker 1: That seems so vague. So somewhere in this building there's
Speaker 1: a loud noise. That's what we do. Okay, we're firefighters.
Speaker 1: We gotta find the noise, find the scent, and make
Speaker 1: sure we do something about it. All right, let's get
Speaker 1: on and wait. Wait I did never can say that
Speaker 1: was part of the job. That's interesting, you know. Now
Speaker 1: that we're paused, I think we should take a moment
Speaker 1: to actually do some self assessment here. Okay, I appreciate
Speaker 1: that car, right, Even though we're on a rush job here,
Speaker 1: I do think it's important that we take time for
Speaker 1: each other and to check in how's everyone doing. I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm pretty hot and all this gear. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I'd really rather I'd really rather just get on with
Speaker 1: it and the rookie can learn as he goes. Okay, look,
Speaker 1: check in on Lenny here. Okay, he's experienced very superficial
Speaker 1: realities here. All right, you're talking about how hot he
Speaker 1: is in the student, not what's going on inside Lenny.
Speaker 1: What's inside it's like always is fireproof and importation to bear.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I need the fireproof stuff, maybe
Speaker 1: like bear spray. I don't have any bear spray. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Again noticed this Lenny is rejecting the question
Speaker 1: about how he's doing inside. Isn't that interesting? Captain? Captain,
Speaker 1: real quick? Uh, the hoses are gone, they've been replaced.
Speaker 1: But ice and dryers. What are we supposed to do
Speaker 1: when we go in there? We had to bring the
Speaker 1: truck closer. All right, okay, doctor, oh doctor, it's almost
Speaker 1: stop down there? Okay with can you be more specific? Well,
Speaker 1: I had gone to the bathroom and that already wasn't
Speaker 1: going so well, you know, And then I was waiting
Speaker 1: for my love to bring me some toilet paper from
Speaker 1: the you know, the hallway. And then some guys said
Speaker 1: that I should maybe try blow dryer. They're drying everyone
Speaker 1: out down there. And now it's like, I don't you
Speaker 1: have to just look? You have to look. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I'm a general practitioner, but I'll take a look. I'll
Speaker 1: take a look. It's almost like, um, like a concrete mixer,
Speaker 1: you know. Okay, everything got all mess top and okay
Speaker 1: this let me let me take a look, all right, Uh, okay,
Speaker 1: I can Yeah, everything's a little out of order there,
Speaker 1: everything's a little everything's there, everything's there's going on here.
Speaker 1: That's going on, Captain. I think I figured it out
Speaker 1: what's going on. I was in the building right and
Speaker 1: I was looking for that bear, and then it hit me,
Speaker 1: the bear is not there because my fear is not
Speaker 1: there anymore. The bear was my fear. It was just
Speaker 1: fear the whole time. That's what was That's what I
Speaker 1: was afraid of. Yeah, amazing there there There still could
Speaker 1: be a bear. I just want to make sure that
Speaker 1: we all could be. But I love the metaphor. I
Speaker 1: love understand. Yeah, that's great, Lenny. Do you hear that?
Speaker 1: Do you hear what's going on? Kept? That was a
Speaker 1: bullshit story just gave you. I mean, there's a there's
Speaker 1: a bear in one of these apartment units, and you're
Speaker 1: heartwarmed by his story? Is that wrong, Lenny? Is that
Speaker 1: wrong that I'm showing you've kind of empathy? We're here,
Speaker 1: excuse me? Excuse me? Are you're the nine one one crew? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I I called it the bear attack. Uh, it's on
Speaker 1: floor three. You're down, You're down on floor one. Interesting,
Speaker 1: you know, once you come here for a second, I
Speaker 1: got a question for you. Okay, I gotta come down
Speaker 1: both flights of stairs. So you know, we got this
Speaker 1: at the net. We got this little net and you
Speaker 1: can just jump right there. I don't want to jump.
Speaker 1: There's took two flights of stairs. It's okay, right, all right,
Speaker 1: you know what, Yeah, I've always wanted to jump into
Speaker 1: a net. It's a little trust jump. Just alright. So
Speaker 1: my pitches this. One man falls to his death because
Speaker 1: the net was not big enough to catch him. How
Speaker 1: many more I'm working? I'm sorry, I'm working on my stories. Okay,
Speaker 1: I can't have this. I got the pullets. I'm just
Speaker 1: pitching it to you. I just wanted your feet flush
Speaker 1: that ash you're blushing, hey, doc um, all right, so
Speaker 1: the Kazoom Titan stop my sneezing. Good but um, I'm
Speaker 1: having Vietnam flashbacks. And I have sixteen penises now, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: well that did you read the fine print on the
Speaker 1: Gazooon Titan? No? I just took it. It was so
Speaker 1: miserable with this sneezing. Okay, And when were you in Vietnam?
Speaker 1: I wasn't. That's the start off. Al right, surely this
Speaker 1: the soap is gone. I have a big case to
Speaker 1: get to you heard my wife on the phone. I
Speaker 1: gotta get home. Can I can I hit it now? Will?
Speaker 1: Your hands are a little too wet, Dison just you
Speaker 1: might want to wipe him with out on your shirt
Speaker 1: and then and then, oh, I can see I can
Speaker 1: see your I can see your I guess boobies. I
Speaker 1: guess it's boobies, yes, sir, Yes, sir, that's pretty funny.
Speaker 1: I've always wondered why guys had him right. I was
Speaker 1: gonna do some stand up with it, but I guess
Speaker 1: I'll just try it here in the bathroom, yes, sir,
Speaker 1: bad day for a white shirt. Uh, very good, sir. Good. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do I need to push a button or
Speaker 1: put my hands underneath. How do we get this? You
Speaker 1: just you have to press your lips to the top
Speaker 1: part right right there. You might want to try your shirt.
Speaker 1: You look ridiculous. Just press your lips to the top part. Okay,
Speaker 1: well maybe okay, you're gonna have to do it. It's
Speaker 1: kissing the machine. The sense just not reading it because
Speaker 1: you're kissing it. Sometimes. I just I know you're just
Speaker 1: a gp, but if you could just help me psychologically,
Speaker 1: I'm going to really of time doctor. My husband left
Speaker 1: me for a dyce and dryer. Really, yeah, well, I
Speaker 1: think I think you have to ask yourself what is
Speaker 1: that dryer? Providing that you're not Lauren there, I can
Speaker 1: do that, though, look at this it doesn't have the
Speaker 1: power teeth forguts. And that's our second seed. C three
Speaker 1: is from listener Candle. Then, after committing a heinous crime,
Speaker 1: a celebrity experiences the benefits and burdens of stardom as
Speaker 1: they work their way through the legal system. I always
Speaker 1: enjoy the show, from questions to plugs. M I'm not
Speaker 1: quite sure if I'm in the right office. I couldn't
Speaker 1: read this the sign outside, and it seems like everybody
Speaker 1: I was looking for on sleep. I'm just feeling I'm
Speaker 1: just dropping off these applications. So okay, in what office
Speaker 1: were you dropping off these applications to? Really, this is
Speaker 1: kind of a Maverick application, so I could work pretty
Speaker 1: much anywhere you're looking for work. Yeah, okay, great, Well,
Speaker 1: we don't have any openings here, but um, I would
Speaker 1: love to help you out with some interview skills if
Speaker 1: you wanted that. I'm pretty good at that. Okay, sure, sure, great, Um,
Speaker 1: what is your biggest weakness? Oh god, I steal I have.
Speaker 1: I don't need a lot of things, but I feel
Speaker 1: sometimes like it's like I don't know, like a treasure
Speaker 1: that I've got. Okay, well, oreo, So maybe pick something
Speaker 1: simple like that, you know, something mundane, something a little
Speaker 1: not a big deal. Um, but I like your honesty,
Speaker 1: but honestly, pick something a little less incriminating. If you
Speaker 1: want a job, not here because we don't have any openings,
Speaker 1: but somewhere else in the build. I'm going to leave
Speaker 1: an application anyway, so that when you do have an opening,
Speaker 1: you could Uh, what's your what's your biggest strength? I
Speaker 1: love watching television. I feel like I could spend hours
Speaker 1: hours doing it. S Sharon. Yeah, I'm waiting for a
Speaker 1: big time client, big time clients. When he gets here,
Speaker 1: let me know, I absolutely will thank you. I love
Speaker 1: that for you. Thank you. Um yeah great. So my
Speaker 1: biggest strength is organization. That must work really good here
Speaker 1: as a secretary. Well that's what I'm saying. I try
Speaker 1: you to pick a true strength that also correlates with
Speaker 1: the job that you're Look at what I have receipts.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not even a smoker and this is a
Speaker 1: cigarette but he shot check the show. So dude just
Speaker 1: left like extra copies of his resume and the facts
Speaker 1: bring out. This is funny. Nice. Hey, wouldn't be nuts
Speaker 1: like we went around and like use this resume as ourselves,
Speaker 1: like we would just it'd be crazy. I mean, we
Speaker 1: already have jobs. But yeah, hey, did you see that
Speaker 1: article in the paper? H holy shit, Holy sh it.
Speaker 1: I already know what you're talking about, and it was
Speaker 1: crazy nuts, dude. We should just try it though. Hey,
Speaker 1: um here, just how many important? Three thirty? I know
Speaker 1: you know who I am, but I'll go ahead and
Speaker 1: sign in here, thank you? Um, well great, and I'll
Speaker 1: just need it your idea for verification. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: well my my I d doesn't match my stage name,
Speaker 1: but there you go. Oh my god, is that who?
Speaker 1: I think? It is a very different name. Oh can
Speaker 1: I see you? Excuse you? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm
Speaker 1: here for a job. I'm a big fan. I watched
Speaker 1: TV all the time. Hey, you look different on TV.
Speaker 1: You look I don't know, younger, thinner, taller. Wow, can
Speaker 1: I see your ID? What? What? Why would you ask that?
Speaker 1: I mean, don't ask that. I might go into a rage.
Speaker 1: If I go into a rage, I can't control what
Speaker 1: happens if I go into a rage. Sharon, you're gonna
Speaker 1: let me know when my important client gets here, right, yes, Um,
Speaker 1: they are here and I'm gonna bring him right. Oh hello,
Speaker 1: there he goes. Okay, Um, you know what, why don't
Speaker 1: you Why don't you follow me? Why don't you follow me? Think?
Speaker 1: Is looking at your resume here? Uh? You know we
Speaker 1: we shall teeny tiny partitions for offices? Right? Yeah? Absolutely.
Speaker 1: It says here that you ate all of your friends
Speaker 1: at some kind of joint fat in the parties. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess. I guess if that's on there, I must
Speaker 1: have done it, right, I guess this is some serious
Speaker 1: stuff in here. So yeah, like yeah, this this is
Speaker 1: really disturbing. This is kissing me off all right, Well
Speaker 1: what does it say? This is shick? What's well? Right now?
Speaker 1: By this ship? It's not it's not. Thank you, Sharon,
Speaker 1: no problem, good to have a Okay, it's been tough
Speaker 1: while I'm here. I'm just gonna leave this. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna leave this on your desk. That's my resume. Bye.
Speaker 1: Unless you wanted to talk to me, No, is he
Speaker 1: with you? No, he's with me. He's not with me.
Speaker 1: He's evidently he's a fan, but he's out with sharing outside.
Speaker 1: I'll just sit. Can you get this guy out of
Speaker 1: your please? Which one the non celebrity problem? No? Please, please,
Speaker 1: I'm going to have to escort you this way, and
Speaker 1: I can show you a signature from take this resume,
Speaker 1: take keep me, keep it. I got too many of Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll take you. Okay, thank you. All right. Look, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be honest with you. Okay, Yeah, it's gonna be tough. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be tough, but because of who you are,
Speaker 1: it won't be as tough. If you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: got it, got it? You know I have my repeat patient.
Speaker 1: You know, people love Ricky Drazzle Dazzle, and I just
Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta keep that name up. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's so many rumors swirling, and I gotta tell you
Speaker 1: a lot of them are true. Yeah, I'm I go
Speaker 1: if I fly into rages and then crazy things happen,
Speaker 1: and not necessarily violent things. But just when I go
Speaker 1: into a rage, I'm not myself anymore. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: not Ricky Raza Dazzle. I'm like Ricky the Monster. You know,
Speaker 1: we don't want that. Yeah, yeah, I'm let me. I'm
Speaker 1: not violent when I'm in these rages, but I commit
Speaker 1: lots of tacks, fraud, a lot of it. Yeah. So okay, alright,
Speaker 1: so listen, Um, we know who you are, Mr Rasza Dazzle.
Speaker 1: The system knows who you are, Mr Ressa Dazzl. So
Speaker 1: here's the way I see things. How they're gonna go. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to court. It was gonna be a judge.
Speaker 1: You're gonna Razzle dazzle or or that's my job. You're
Speaker 1: gonna be found guilty of a lesser degree. Get you
Speaker 1: in a nice, cushy little hotel like jail. You have visitors, friends,
Speaker 1: video games, food, a couple of weeks there, get you
Speaker 1: out done, all right? I mean okay, And I don't
Speaker 1: need your resume, man, I need your valet ticket. Oh hold,
Speaker 1: let's say you both have the same resume with that
Speaker 1: was that's possible. I'm that's weird because total was my
Speaker 1: resume that was on this resume. Man, So it's got
Speaker 1: the resume. Who do it's resume? Get all this ship?
Speaker 1: Hey Sharon, Hey, can you come in here please, no problem, Sharon,
Speaker 1: Yes hi, Sharon, um, will you please escort Mr Resudent
Speaker 1: to the police station. He's gonna turn himself in and
Speaker 1: we've got a whole plan late out. Okay, Sharon, Sharon,
Speaker 1: I need to remind you this is not a date.
Speaker 1: You're just taking him to the police station. Okay. Well
Speaker 1: it's thirty minutes away, so I don't happen in Okay, here,
Speaker 1: just just take spark sharing. I can't hear myself in.
Speaker 1: What we have now is so incredible. We gotta go
Speaker 1: on the run, you know, I can't. Just don't quick you.
Speaker 1: I'll visit you. Just listen. I love you so much.
Speaker 1: But I also can't lose my job. I get that.
Speaker 1: I get that, But come on, let me razzle Dawsy
Speaker 1: around the world. Mm hmmmmm. It's so good, it's so
Speaker 1: it's such a tempting offer. I'll make you. What a
Speaker 1: cute couple man. Yeah, well, this as far as I
Speaker 1: can go. I haven't picked up hitchhikers in a long time,
Speaker 1: but I think you're gonna enjoy it out here. But
Speaker 1: this is, uh, it's kind of a dead center of
Speaker 1: a desert. But if you just go east, you'll be
Speaker 1: able to find Paris coast Rico wherever you wherever you're going,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, Oh that's just gonna walk back
Speaker 1: to my car. I told you I should have driven.
Speaker 1: All right, gentlemen, Now I brought you both in here.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at both your resumes. My assistant Sharon just quit.
Speaker 1: And to be honest, I found these resumes sitting on
Speaker 1: my desk. So you're both here. I'm glad I left it.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, I can I say that. I like, yeah, whatever, man,
Speaker 1: this is good, this is good. What's up? He's using
Speaker 1: my resume? Okay, not a good look for you to
Speaker 1: start off with this. This, this, this is kind of paranom.
Speaker 1: Compare them, hare him? Who could? Okay, no problem. So
Speaker 1: it looks like why you have you? Are you done? Oh? No,
Speaker 1: I should look at this resume because whatever ship at
Speaker 1: least he's just he's my latest pitch. A couple gets
Speaker 1: dropped off in the desert and they end up going
Speaker 1: four miles east and ending up in this cabin and
Speaker 1: there's uh, can you help me run these steaks? Okay?
Speaker 1: Can you help me run the stakes? I get it.
Speaker 1: Your journalist at one point, But now you running stakes
Speaker 1: from me? Okay, let's go, come on. Pick him up,
Speaker 1: very very heavy and I have very small wrists. I'm sorry. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's an eighteen pound cedar board. We need something sturdy
Speaker 1: to handle all the stakes on there. I just feel
Speaker 1: like I can bring more to this table, you know.
Speaker 1: Stop dropping off resumes and drop off the stakes up?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Okay, I gotta go. I got here are
Speaker 1: your flight of stakes? Okay, great, there's a New York
Speaker 1: strip on there, the New York strip. Here's the Skirt's
Speaker 1: a skirt. Here's a little bully, cha do anymore? Alright?
Speaker 1: Get away from me? Put one in the mouth for
Speaker 1: and how long have you been feending for it? Oh?
Speaker 1: At you on the record? Did this doctor give it
Speaker 1: to you? And did he give you too much? Yes? Wait? Wait?
Speaker 1: Are you some kind of investigative journalist? I am? Are
Speaker 1: you hiring? No? I'm a doctor. You never know who
Speaker 1: needs an investigative eye, you know, and I've done. Hey,
Speaker 1: you too, look like a nice couple. Nice couple. Now,
Speaker 1: this is an exclusive party. This is do you guys?
Speaker 1: Are you guys on the list for the dinner party? Well,
Speaker 1: let me just let me show you who I am.
Speaker 1: I'll take my sunglasses down and oh my god, please
Speaker 1: right this way. Mr Donner will be happy to see you.
Speaker 1: He's he's perched over there on that very old rock.
Speaker 1: Enjoy the party. You a lot about that dinner guy.
Speaker 1: I've seen so many of the sketches. Yeah, me too,
Speaker 1: pencil sketches, some oil paintings too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, rum
Speaker 1: We don't really, but we're happy to. We just love
Speaker 1: to party. I've been in the psilocybin space for about
Speaker 1: twelve years. I'm really looking forward to see how that
Speaker 1: space evolves. Wow, that's really cool. My ground floor kind
Speaker 1: of stuff, you know what I mean. Sure, yeah, Michaelsing
Speaker 1: or big old fatties, big old fattage. I took the
Speaker 1: entire cap and I just let her on. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: look cheron. We're in the desert now. I smuggled in
Speaker 1: some gazooon. Titan wanted me to take some of this
Speaker 1: and just have a hell of a time. Sure, I
Speaker 1: heard that if you sneeze seven times in a row,
Speaker 1: you orc at them. Have you ever heard of that? Yes,
Speaker 1: I've heard of that. Now you're on your I know
Speaker 1: it looks bad that my client isn't here today, but
Speaker 1: as you know, you can't stop the razzle dazzle. I
Speaker 1: rest my case. Thank you so much, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: You're correct, hate dismiss the old that's our show, everybody,
Speaker 1: let's thank you. See what they're up to, Joey Grab
Speaker 1: I'm up to it November now, so there's no more
Speaker 1: ghost shows. There are, but it's not in the same spirit,
Speaker 1: no fun intended. But I'm looking at turkey recipes as
Speaker 1: of now. I gotta get gotta get on that. I
Speaker 1: feel like turkeys are gonna be hard to come by,
Speaker 1: and I gotta work on a good Brian. You know
Speaker 1: that's the trick, Brian, Chris Alvarado, You know I have um.
Speaker 1: I'm eating a lot of pies this season. I'm just
Speaker 1: about finish with my eight pies in the fridge right now,
Speaker 1: although I'm gonna be honest, there's a part of Pie
Speaker 1: seven is left and part of Pie eight is left.
Speaker 1: I'm eating them together. This morning I had two slices
Speaker 1: of one pie and then a third slice of the
Speaker 1: other pie. So I'm almost done with eight, going to ten.
Speaker 1: No one cares anymore, but it's become my own personal care, Craig,
Speaker 1: what's what's this? What's my own personal? What? Everest? Ever ever? Everest? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. What was the timeline on it?
Speaker 1: Didn't you have like a timeline? Yeah? I said, I
Speaker 1: said ten pies by Thanksgiving? Oh by thanks. Yeah, here's
Speaker 1: the issue, if I can just really quick, I said
Speaker 1: I was gonna eat ten Costco pies. And I've had
Speaker 1: friends make me pies. Two different friends make your pies.
Speaker 1: They're not Costco size, so you know, none of those
Speaker 1: ques doesn't count either. I know, I had a whole
Speaker 1: pumpkin cheesecake. It looks so fucking good. I will say
Speaker 1: I'm down two pounds, but I don't feel great. Thank you, Cole,
Speaker 1: You're welcome. Jackie Gonzalez, Yes, thank you, thank you for
Speaker 1: having me call. Of course, what a great time we're in.
Speaker 1: November does the season to watch Christmas movies and then
Speaker 1: you know, listen about it on the most wonderful pot
Speaker 1: of the years. We're watching a lot of some stinkers,
Speaker 1: but some good ease to Yeah. They just because the
Speaker 1: November first rolled around like so every month the streamers
Speaker 1: released a bunch of stuff. You know, there's so many
Speaker 1: dog Christmas movies that just came out Netflix and stuff
Speaker 1: I'll dog related. So that's your thing, James Ceney, Oh,
Speaker 1: I just can't wait for people to check out game
Speaker 1: Front on YouTube. We're doing videos. There's pretty much a
Speaker 1: video every single day if you're into that stuff. One
Speaker 1: new kick I've been on is Humble Choices. Uh there's
Speaker 1: twelve games every month that I crushed through and uh
Speaker 1: advice whether or not they're worth it. Check it out?
Speaker 1: You love it? Nice, Greig diet Howski, Thanks for having
Speaker 1: me cold. I feel like today's episode was my own
Speaker 1: personal Everest in that I suffered improv frostbite and my
Speaker 1: my frozen corpse will remain in this episode till the
Speaker 1: end of time. We all got a little dinner party today. Uh.
Speaker 1: I'm at Cold Stratton or at Stradding Calling Socials SF
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Speaker 1: happening that alchemy this will be there at the festival.
Speaker 1: I pulled some strings the thing that I run. Uh
Speaker 1: so yeah, Well, announced the dat and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: We get closer, but yeah, let's thank our engineer, producer
Speaker 1: Doug Bain, and the fine folks that I heart media
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