Speaker 1: Well, there he is. There, he is got a new
Speaker 1: look happening, I do. Yeah, you shaved your head and
Speaker 1: went full beard. Looks not a new look. It's not
Speaker 1: a new look. It's I don't think the hair has
Speaker 1: been as always tightly in a while. It's not cropped,
Speaker 1: it's actually did you have a fade? No, what do
Speaker 1: you call that? This is just a one to the
Speaker 1: to the piece? Did you do your own one? I
Speaker 1: did my own one to they didn't you have one
Speaker 1: of those guys comes over. I always watched these Instagram
Speaker 1: videos about African American haircuts because I find them so interesting.
Speaker 1: It's like an art form. He takes and he cuts,
Speaker 1: and he cuts, and he shapes and he didn't and
Speaker 1: then this and then and some people are very much
Speaker 1: into lines and shape ups. Yeah, you don't do that.
Speaker 1: I don't. That's never been my style. Look at what's
Speaker 1: in the background of Dan Dan. I'll bring that thing close.
Speaker 1: Tell me you got a puppy. We did get a puppy.
Speaker 1: And I'm trying to mute myself as much as possible
Speaker 1: so that she doesn't provide any annoyance. But one can
Speaker 1: you bring her close to the camera for the love
Speaker 1: of yahweh home good? This is this is Kelly. It
Speaker 1: looks like a walk Yeah. Does it celebrate the live? Ye?
Speaker 1: There's usually people that know that I know the song.
Speaker 1: You don't know the lie I know you don't know.
Speaker 1: Celebrate the life? Yeah? No, Um, Daniel, did you choose
Speaker 1: it because it looked like a baby e walk? Oh?
Speaker 1: I would like to say yes, but really, Stephanie chose it? Joelle?
Speaker 1: Have you seen the baby? Adorable? I want to bob SnO,
Speaker 1: so cute. I'm just I'm disappointed. I'm disappointed in the name.
Speaker 1: What little Kelly? Yeah? The name should I mean, I
Speaker 1: get it. The name should be wicked or chief chub Chub.
Speaker 1: I think it should be I think it should be
Speaker 1: numb nubt. You know, Lord knows where I'll go from here.
Speaker 1: Celebrate the life, ye, yub nub. It even has a
Speaker 1: theme song. You're not going to celebrate the life of
Speaker 1: yub Nub. It should be celebrate the live. I always
Speaker 1: laughed at the fact that the Ewok song just there
Speaker 1: just was no translation in language and the language in
Speaker 1: the universe. Everything else was covered in ewakes, but not
Speaker 1: celebrate the life and the universal language. Celebrate the life
Speaker 1: translates or celebrate the life into universal language, whether it's ewokas,
Speaker 1: whether it's uh, whether it's uh ten ten Dorian. Aren't
Speaker 1: you impressed that I know even some of the lyrics
Speaker 1: the E Walk song Ye Numb Chicken wine content. You
Speaker 1: don't know any of ye numb Oh you know, celebrate
Speaker 1: the live Yeah, no, ye numb, yep numbe. Look, I
Speaker 1: know there's a word. I think there's something like halle
Speaker 1: look the nah. It would be great, Joel, if you
Speaker 1: could track down someone who is um. There's people on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Let's bring one of those people on who knows the
Speaker 1: whole dude? He plays it like on a mandolin. And
Speaker 1: you guys, this podcast is so popular that I'm walking
Speaker 1: around New York City with Bill and twice this happened.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a mask and he's not, and people go, Oh,
Speaker 1: that's that dude from Fake Doctor's Your Friends. Wow, that's sick.
Speaker 1: Bill Lawrence is getting recognized not for being an epic
Speaker 1: Emmy winning showrunner, but for being on the Fake Doctor's
Speaker 1: podcast Boom. You know, we do what we do for
Speaker 1: our people, you know what I mean. We try to
Speaker 1: help everybody out with their fame I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 1: and then you're welcome, You're welcome, Bill. And then all
Speaker 1: the time people are coming up to me and saying
Speaker 1: how much they love the podcast, and it feels so great.
Speaker 1: Thank you those who do that. It makes me so happy.
Speaker 1: You know, I appreciate each and every one of them.
Speaker 1: You know why, because they can put up with you me, Daniel,
Speaker 1: I mean, anybody can put up with Joel. Joel is
Speaker 1: like that. She's the best, truly the best one. Joe,
Speaker 1: have you ever not cut along with someone you're so pleasurable?
Speaker 1: I imagine you don't want to get on Joel's bad side.
Speaker 1: I imagine whoever that person was, like, get me angry.
Speaker 1: It takes so much, but people have achieved it. People
Speaker 1: have achieved I feel, I feel, I feel like when
Speaker 1: it gets to that level, though Joel's like, oh you've
Speaker 1: done fucked up, no kind of over and for life,
Speaker 1: after gates are closed, I don't want to speak or
Speaker 1: because after we've tried everything. At that point, I've laid
Speaker 1: down some rules of giving you some time to work
Speaker 1: and like achieve, like getting better at you know, my
Speaker 1: boundaries and my boundaries time for everybody. Some people you know,
Speaker 1: I know what. That's fine. Are we giving them a card? No?
Speaker 1: Not today Thursday. Have you ever had hands on someone, Joel? No?
Speaker 1: Why would I fight? That's I don't understand. L Have
Speaker 1: you sorry? Go ahead, go ahead, I'm sorry, you got
Speaker 1: I'm done, Daniel. Have you ever had to put hands
Speaker 1: on someone? The only so the short answer no, The
Speaker 1: very slightly longer answer is the only time that I've
Speaker 1: ever punched anyone was in eighth grade when someone put
Speaker 1: my hat in a vending machine and I punched him
Speaker 1: in the stomach. Have you ever laid hands on Yeah?
Speaker 1: In defense. I didn't start it, but I fought back, Joel,
Speaker 1: I hear you, man. I hate when people trying to
Speaker 1: start shit, and that why why am I gonna mess
Speaker 1: up my beautiful face for like? Tell of her like?
Speaker 1: You gotta step to do. We gotta teach them a lesson.
Speaker 1: You gotta listen. I don't need to stay out of
Speaker 1: your way and you need to stay out of mine.
Speaker 1: And it's sign I have a large friendship circle. They
Speaker 1: will protect me emotionally, physically, spiritually if necessary. I'm just
Speaker 1: not gonna do it. I don't need in life. I
Speaker 1: was prepared to once though, when an old man was
Speaker 1: trying to come onto a twelve year old in a Starbucks,
Speaker 1: I had to, like it, cans out his pants. I
Speaker 1: had to like absolutely step in front of the two
Speaker 1: of them. Nobody was doing anything. He's been very loud
Speaker 1: and obvious about it. She's terrified. I was like, bro,
Speaker 1: you gotta get out of here. I was just talking
Speaker 1: to her, like, you don't need to talk to her.
Speaker 1: She's alone in a Starbucks. She's if she's not fourteen,
Speaker 1: like that's the max age she could be this. That
Speaker 1: was ready that day, but it didn't come to it.
Speaker 1: Good good, thank god. So I went to Governor's Ball
Speaker 1: and saw Charlotte Lawrence perform. Was very exciting and it
Speaker 1: was so cool because I had experience of not only
Speaker 1: seeing Charlotte, who've known this little kid performing at this
Speaker 1: giant festival, but standing next to her father, who you know.
Speaker 1: There's a Yiddish expression called kvelling, and it means my
Speaker 1: father used to always say it it's when you're when
Speaker 1: you're just hard, is so full of pride and you're
Speaker 1: just beaming at at your child often and he was
Speaker 1: kvelling watching his daughter just rule the stage and she
Speaker 1: was so funny. She had a couple of fuck ups
Speaker 1: she did the funniest, but she like made a joke
Speaker 1: out of it. She had one big funny joke that
Speaker 1: got a laugh and Bill goes, I wrote that. And
Speaker 1: then and then she's jamming on the guitar. She has
Speaker 1: this moment where she goes and picks up the guitar
Speaker 1: and she goes over to her guitars and they're like
Speaker 1: jamming together like people do on stage. And then you
Speaker 1: see her talking to him and they both start laughing,
Speaker 1: and she goes over to the guitar plug and picks
Speaker 1: it up. The guitar wasn't plugged in for the moment
Speaker 1: that they were jamming together, and she makes this face
Speaker 1: like like but like like she My point is she
Speaker 1: knew even through fuck ups to like to like how
Speaker 1: to make a joke outut of me, you know, in
Speaker 1: front of so many people. That's amazing her parents, kid man,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. She sounded great. And uh, and then I
Speaker 1: went and saw we went. We had some time to kill,
Speaker 1: so we thought, I want to see Phoebe Bridgers, who
Speaker 1: was going to be on the same stage, but Meg
Speaker 1: the Stallion was on another stage. And no, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna believe this. Bill Lawrence and I went to Mega
Speaker 1: Stallion and I wish you could see I wish you
Speaker 1: could have seen a camera on me and Bill watching
Speaker 1: Mega Stallion and her dancers dance very very, very provocatively.
Speaker 1: I sent Donald, I sent Donald over the video. But
Speaker 1: I only know Mega Stallion from the wop video. I
Speaker 1: don't really know her music. Um, you don't know Savage anyway,
Speaker 1: It's it's a lot like a strip pole show with
Speaker 1: me with music. There's a lot of naughty, naughty twerking Donald.
Speaker 1: It's great. I love that. That's great. I know, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying I totally appreciate the fact that you two, Witten,
Speaker 1: you know, got a little bit of culture. We did.
Speaker 1: We got some culture. I had two We did two
Speaker 1: songs worth of tworking and um and then and then
Speaker 1: and then we left. Where were the two songs, I
Speaker 1: don't know, but there was heavy tworking involved in both
Speaker 1: of them. Um. But then we watched Phoebe Bridgers, which
Speaker 1: was a little bit more our speed. UM. But no,
Speaker 1: that was it. That was cool that Phoebe Bridgers sing.
Speaker 1: You know, it's singer songwriter. You'd probably find it boring. No.
Speaker 1: I like singer songwriters. You know it's it's a girl
Speaker 1: singing sad songs with her guitar. You know who. I like.
Speaker 1: She's got beautiful poetry. But the young lady I like
Speaker 1: is uh, what's her name? Follow your arrow wherever it points?
Speaker 1: Country singer, make lots of noise, kiss lots of boys,
Speaker 1: or kiss lots of girls if that's what. Yeah, Kasey Musgraves, Yes,
Speaker 1: straight and narrow gets a little too straight. Roll up
Speaker 1: a joint. That shit is fire. Follow your ever wherever
Speaker 1: it points. Don't follow your arrow wherever um. Did you
Speaker 1: watch Amanda Clutes on Dancing with the Stars crushed? Now?
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about this scoring, but giving her
Speaker 1: sevens for that was fucking bullshit. I think there must
Speaker 1: be one of these things where like they don't want
Speaker 1: to get your ego too high week one. Also, that
Speaker 1: basketball player. Did you watch him? He was incredible and
Speaker 1: he got low scores too, Do you guys watch I
Speaker 1: did watch it. I'm not a big fan of people
Speaker 1: judging how other people dance. I think that's kind of
Speaker 1: you know whatever. Okay, but didn't you think his scores
Speaker 1: were too low? He was incredible. Yeah, of course they
Speaker 1: of course I do. But you know, hey, whatever, that's
Speaker 1: that's the way it goes. Anyway, everybody listening, I can't,
Speaker 1: I can't, you know. Yeah. If anything, if anything, what
Speaker 1: I took away from the whole show was vote Amanda Clutes. Y'all,
Speaker 1: if you're listening to this and she's still on when
Speaker 1: this comes out, yeah, please vote Amanda clut Vote Amanda Clutes.
Speaker 1: Her dance was amazing and I'm gonna watch tonight. I'm
Speaker 1: excited too, Yeah, don't I like to. I was lying,
Speaker 1: it's well, you know what, you know what you know,
Speaker 1: who should have been on the show? Not Iman shumperd
Speaker 1: who's the basketball you're player? You're talking about his wife,
Speaker 1: Tianna Taylor. Oh hey, oh professional dancer though a man. Well,
Speaker 1: I just want to give Clutes one fair thing, Okay,
Speaker 1: of course, it's so so Spice, the Spice girl. So's
Speaker 1: the freaking gymnastics So it's Joe Joe what's her name? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all of that stuff is all of those cats have
Speaker 1: taken dances, and Cody was a backup dancer apparently. But anyway,
Speaker 1: Cody's not on right now because I know, did you
Speaker 1: hear what happened. Yeah, man, Cody's partner. Cody's partner got COVID,
Speaker 1: so we can't perform this week. Oh it's bullshit. They
Speaker 1: should have given him some other pro to come in,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure the pro could have picked it up
Speaker 1: in a half a day or probably ten minutes and
Speaker 1: dance with him. Don't you think that would have been
Speaker 1: better what it was the day before? It's literally literally
Speaker 1: I dud I know why not? Why not? If I
Speaker 1: was a producer of the show, I would have said, everyone,
Speaker 1: this is a stand in, so you got to treat
Speaker 1: his points and everything be gentle. But he'll be dancing
Speaker 1: with s fed Lana. Everybody he sped Lana sped. Lana
Speaker 1: could learn the routine and a half a day, she's
Speaker 1: my stand in professional dancer. I thought you actually knew, no,
Speaker 1: But they often have like Eastern European names. Lana sounded right.
Speaker 1: I did not doubt it. That's I don't know why
Speaker 1: they didn't do that, like bring in a ringer. I
Speaker 1: don't know, an understudy, if you will donald to use
Speaker 1: a theater term, yeah, a backup dancer. Well, just I
Speaker 1: just feel bad for Cody. Yeah, but anyway, Amanda's Amanda.
Speaker 1: Amanda cludes, I don't know how long. When when does
Speaker 1: this air? This one? Duell, do you have any idea?
Speaker 1: We are so far ahead right now, air like mid November?
Speaker 1: All right, should we get into the show. We should
Speaker 1: totally give to the show. Let's do it stories about
Speaker 1: show we made n story yea. This episode has so
Speaker 1: many things packed into with Donald. I mean sometimes you
Speaker 1: get an episode all old jokes. Every joke in this
Speaker 1: they're not all old. Not a joke in this is
Speaker 1: old jokes, except for the Turk and Carlos storyline and
Speaker 1: the stuff that goes on with car there's some random
Speaker 1: ass ship. First of all, the riddle's not old. The
Speaker 1: hair met's not old. The riddle is old. The riddle
Speaker 1: we did this one already. The riddle is old. This
Speaker 1: is That's why it's called my deja vu, My deja vu.
Speaker 1: We did this. Everything in this is all re used jokes.
Speaker 1: All of the Joe the riddle has already been on
Speaker 1: Yes no Joel, yes, yes, yeah. That's why at the
Speaker 1: end you say, oh, that's what happened to my bike,
Speaker 1: because he destroyed your bike. Glass Sunny wrote it. The
Speaker 1: hair met all of the stuff. The whole show is
Speaker 1: all jokes from Scrubs past. Oh so that's like, that's
Speaker 1: so lame. It's like a it's like, what did they
Speaker 1: call a clip show? It's not a clip show. We
Speaker 1: actually act out all of the old jokes. Though. Did
Speaker 1: you watch the show? I watched it, but I didn't.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that my memory I went. I honestly went, oh,
Speaker 1: this is the moment the riddle, Oh, this is the
Speaker 1: moment hairmett. I didn't know that that they're they're rehaction.
Speaker 1: This is all react but so lame. Why did they
Speaker 1: do that? I don't know. I mean, I guess I
Speaker 1: wanted to prove you could tell the same. It's all
Speaker 1: still funny, like all of the time, jokes, all of
Speaker 1: the time from the right. You didn't laugh at innuendo. Again,
Speaker 1: I laughed at every single one of them. But I'm
Speaker 1: sorry that my brain can't even tell you that I
Speaker 1: was under the impression and I was hearing these for
Speaker 1: the first time. There was a whole floating head doctor,
Speaker 1: a renewed whole floating head dot, but that was a
Speaker 1: new floating head that wasn't new floating head doctor. Short, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: that stunt lady took some nice hits to the head.
Speaker 1: To the head, all right. So Cox returns from his hiatus,
Speaker 1: trying to drink himself to death, as he put it,
Speaker 1: and I get him a big hug. It's set on scrubs,
Speaker 1: will keep. This is the second time we ever hug,
Speaker 1: right though, I don't think so. And I say, you
Speaker 1: sent those demons right back to hell, didn't you. I
Speaker 1: was out of my mind in this episode, dude. This
Speaker 1: whole episode is out of its mind. Dude, I know,
Speaker 1: but I was extra effeminate and extra silly, and I
Speaker 1: enjoyed it. Don't get me wrong, but I was like
Speaker 1: on below or something. I mean, not in real life.
Speaker 1: The character was extra hyper. Yeah, well we should also
Speaker 1: talk about First of all, we should talk about these
Speaker 1: are the these are the things in the show that
Speaker 1: weren't deja vu, Ernie the homeless man. Okay, welcome back Cox, sir,
Speaker 1: Welcome back cos Heir. Now, how hard did you laugh
Speaker 1: when I'm going off on my run? Oh? Dude, who
Speaker 1: I thought they need us? That was a run I
Speaker 1: was gonna do. But I guess it's a little now.
Speaker 1: That ship was hilarious. And also I remember us shooting.
Speaker 1: This is the only part of the episode that I
Speaker 1: remember us shooting. Everything else I don't remember. But who
Speaker 1: I thought they need you? That was a run that
Speaker 1: I was going to do. And when I'm like, well
Speaker 1: them names, then the names and I wish I still
Speaker 1: had a welcome back Cox or T shirt. Those were nice. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a run that I was gonna do. But
Speaker 1: now it's awkward. Now I don't know thought they need you?
Speaker 1: Why am I riding? Why am I riding Sasha through
Speaker 1: a ring of fire? Can you explain that to me?
Speaker 1: Because this is what you do. You get it. It's
Speaker 1: a routine of yours that has developed to run an
Speaker 1: errand so I grab an apple, you get as always,
Speaker 1: you get a lunch. My lunch was the apple off
Speaker 1: an apple tree. And then I did something else and
Speaker 1: then I rode through a ring of fire, which didn't
Speaker 1: there's a callback later on. Yeah, but you just run
Speaker 1: through the ring of fire. Yeah, Turk jumps through it.
Speaker 1: That was your stunt double though. Yeah, Like this episode
Speaker 1: was nuts, man. Yeah, I don't remember. I don't remember
Speaker 1: some of this shit, like some of the things that
Speaker 1: like Turk gets to watch Sanford and Sun while because
Speaker 1: Carlo's reading her book and so all of the great
Speaker 1: things that happened to him. The one we really fucked
Speaker 1: it up was like he offers her a burrito, he
Speaker 1: has two, he offers her one and she says no.
Speaker 1: He puts the burrito off screen and does a little
Speaker 1: hand movement. Yeah. Yeah, it's one gigantic but so stupid.
Speaker 1: I wish I had that ability. I wish I had
Speaker 1: that ability. Do you ever watch the guys who are
Speaker 1: who roll the burritos when you were like one of
Speaker 1: those places, you know whatever, it's Chipotle or something better,
Speaker 1: and you're like, they're never gonna be able to roll
Speaker 1: this one too thick, it's too thick, but they always do.
Speaker 1: They always it in burrito employees are good baby swaddlers,
Speaker 1: probably probably because that's what you're pretty much doing. You know,
Speaker 1: when I learned on the interwebs, do you know who
Speaker 1: wrote the Sandford and Sun theme song goal? If you
Speaker 1: say Alan Thick, no, Quincy Quincy Jones, Quincy Jones, Quincy.
Speaker 1: That was oneb We licensed that Shiit like every other
Speaker 1: week we're paying Quincy money he doesn't need. I met
Speaker 1: jj Abrams daughter. I was trying to angle for a
Speaker 1: part for you because she's one of Charlotte's best friends
Speaker 1: and and um, and she's very nice. She's a singer too.
Speaker 1: And but I'm staring, and I'm going, how can I
Speaker 1: get Donald a job through JJ? I know JJ. I
Speaker 1: did Pelicity with j J. I know, but I was
Speaker 1: I thought if I thought J Jay wants to use me,
Speaker 1: he knows how to. I just thought if the daughter
Speaker 1: came home and said, Dad, you know he's so funny
Speaker 1: Donald phase On, he might be like, yes, I worked
Speaker 1: with Donald back before I was a mega, mega director,
Speaker 1: that would help a lot. Actually, I was trying for
Speaker 1: you that that that always helps. I guess when the
Speaker 1: kids come home and say, Dad, you know what? Yeah?
Speaker 1: This Dudelson ended up in Rihanna's music video Bitch Better
Speaker 1: Have My Money. His kids were like, you can't pass
Speaker 1: up an opportunity to work with Rihanna. He was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know who that is, and they were like,
Speaker 1: please work with Rihanna. Mad Michon kids get a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff done to You guys got to watch listeners.
Speaker 1: Did I mention The Hunt already? You guys gotta watch
Speaker 1: this movie with Mad Michilson called the hunt is wild.
Speaker 1: It is. It is dark as fuck. You cannot be
Speaker 1: someone who doesn't. And I don't mean thriller horror dark.
Speaker 1: I mean emotionally dark, like you're gonna be in the
Speaker 1: fetal position when it's over, but it might. Let's take
Speaker 1: a break. We'll be right back after these fine words.
Speaker 1: We really did the riddle before I could have sworn
Speaker 1: this was that you are a fucking Okay, so Cox doesn't.
Speaker 1: Um he's afraid to diagnose missus Goldstein. He's lost his mojo, right,
Speaker 1: he well, he he we assumed that he has. Well,
Speaker 1: he reveals in the end at the end, right, he
Speaker 1: comes clean in the end. But but that's because Elliott
Speaker 1: kind of forces him. Now. I never I never looked
Speaker 1: at their relationship as a problem to relationship. I thought
Speaker 1: they had their disagreements and everything like that. But today
Speaker 1: it really this episode, he says, to who I wrote
Speaker 1: it down. Um, Cox says Elliott is not his favorite.
Speaker 1: Yeah to her face. Yeah, and she and he says,
Speaker 1: and I bet you can agree. I can. I'm sure
Speaker 1: you agree with what I'm saying. And you feel the
Speaker 1: same way about me, you know, Yeah, But I never
Speaker 1: knew that. I never digested that they had a relationship
Speaker 1: like that. But yeah, he was always tough on her.
Speaker 1: He fucks with her a lot. Yeah, but I thought
Speaker 1: it was out of love. It turns out it's not.
Speaker 1: It's out of the fact that he just doesn't like her.
Speaker 1: You know, he respects. At the end, he shows that
Speaker 1: he respects her. I wonder why he doesn't like her.
Speaker 1: M I don't know. The Johnny tattooed on Kelsel's butt
Speaker 1: has been said before. Yes, he was an old navy buddy,
Speaker 1: and if you knew what we went through, you'd understand. Yes,
Speaker 1: damn it. I laughed at that. I feel stupid now.
Speaker 1: I laughed at the jokes at the same time. You
Speaker 1: know what joke had me? Okay, so this joke had
Speaker 1: me rolling. Okay, She'll have a ginger rail, he'll have
Speaker 1: a beer, and I'll have an Apple teeny. You know,
Speaker 1: what the hell with it. I'm gonna have a real drink.
Speaker 1: Make that a nectary. Kevin goes, I don't know what
Speaker 1: that is. J D goes, Oh, come on, Kevin, you know,
Speaker 1: make it, make it. And then it comes and I
Speaker 1: go dynamite Nectarini. That man knows his way around my nectar.
Speaker 1: I was like Sean Hayes in this episode, Dude, this
Speaker 1: episode is like, well, that joke is first of all,
Speaker 1: where's the punchline in the joke other than the nectar?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. It's just the word nectar
Speaker 1: is funny, that's all. But even before that though, Oh,
Speaker 1: come on, Kevin, you know make it. That's the punchline
Speaker 1: of that part of the joke. Come on, Kevin, you
Speaker 1: know this. Don't act like a nectarini. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Don't drink, Joel. What's in a nectarini?
Speaker 1: I've never heard of it, but I'll look it up
Speaker 1: right now. How about when I passed the basketball to
Speaker 1: Leonard and he catches it with his hook hand and
Speaker 1: pops it. No ball in the hall. That's a freaking
Speaker 1: actual that's also a deja vu moment. And now, um,
Speaker 1: two things I say, don't worry about the ball. They
Speaker 1: come three to a can tennis. Yes. And then you
Speaker 1: notice that Leonard has to duck for his effort to
Speaker 1: get underneath the doorway. Poor Leonard, I mean, he's a
Speaker 1: security yard. He's pacing around the hospital and every doorway
Speaker 1: he has to duck because of that hairstyle. Yeah, hilarious.
Speaker 1: What is he pacing like? He didn't have a station.
Speaker 1: He didn't have a station. He's like he's he's um.
Speaker 1: Leonard's the type of security yard that has to has
Speaker 1: to walk the halls and uh and see if there's
Speaker 1: any trouble. Is it like a century yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: well here we go. Prosecco. It's a prosecco cocktail made
Speaker 1: with fresh nectarines, um nectarines and chill prosecco. It's kind
Speaker 1: of like it's kind of like a mimosa but instead
Speaker 1: of orange juice. Come on, Kevin, you know, you know,
Speaker 1: make it um. Now, we learned that Troy went to
Speaker 1: Yale um with chest This is all deja vu, dude,
Speaker 1: Troy going to Yale deja vu? But okay, annal Jesu
Speaker 1: I remembered was deja vu? Yes, um that I learned
Speaker 1: it from watching you made me laugh so hard, My god.
Speaker 1: That those of you who don't know, there used to
Speaker 1: be a public service announcement about drugs, right and do
Speaker 1: you remember that Donald? And there was what was the
Speaker 1: drug that the parents were doing with the weed? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so the whole idea for the PSA, this is when
Speaker 1: Donal and I were growing up, and it was definitely
Speaker 1: at least in the Tri State area, and and the
Speaker 1: and the parents were like where did you how do
Speaker 1: who taught you how to do this? He found like
Speaker 1: the kids weed? And the kid was like, I learned
Speaker 1: from watching you, okay, from watching you? Yeah, And it
Speaker 1: was like I was supposed to be a PSA to parents, like,
Speaker 1: you know, don't smoke weed and your kids, right, they're
Speaker 1: gonna smoke just like you. Yeah, I'm sure you can
Speaker 1: find it on YouTube. Learned from watching you. But even
Speaker 1: even the monologue when Cock when you walk into the
Speaker 1: hospital in the beginning of the show and he does
Speaker 1: the monologue, the rhythm of it and you stepping in
Speaker 1: in between it and for the punchline and then him
Speaker 1: going back into nevertheless and whatever it is. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? That all deja vu, like all of it,
Speaker 1: like this whole I think we need to have an
Speaker 1: ask Bill here. I know it's hard to track him
Speaker 1: down now that he's an Emmy winner, but um, Bill time, Bill,
Speaker 1: now we know your big time and you're an Emmy
Speaker 1: winner now and probably won't return our call, But why
Speaker 1: why did you do this episode? And just repeat all
Speaker 1: these jokes. Was the writer's room so backed up that
Speaker 1: your idea was, what if we did a deja vu
Speaker 1: episode and repeated all of our greatest hit jokes. Well,
Speaker 1: it's not even the greatest hit jokes though, let's keep
Speaker 1: it on. There's some there's some pretty darn good ones,
Speaker 1: some great ones actually, but some of them are ones
Speaker 1: that people missed before. So it's like, you know, let's like,
Speaker 1: obviously you didn't recognize it because you forgot about You
Speaker 1: thought this was all the first time these jokes came through.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, Bill, what was the reason behind repeating
Speaker 1: all these jokes in my deja Vu? Ask Bill? Okay, um,
Speaker 1: you guys should ask Bill, Hey, Bill, how you feeling? Man?
Speaker 1: How you doing you lonely? Because if you did ask
Speaker 1: Bill that the answer would be, no, I'm good. Anyways, Yeah,
Speaker 1: my deja vu. Here's the scope. It's really hard to
Speaker 1: come up with all the stories we came up with
Speaker 1: on Scrubs because one of the things all these physicians
Speaker 1: and we tried to be realistic, you know, as a
Speaker 1: medical show, and one of the things all the positions
Speaker 1: that we interviewed would often say is the amazing thing
Speaker 1: is that you kind of sometimes see the same things
Speaker 1: over and over and over and over, and then we
Speaker 1: kind of got obsessed with you know, maybe we could
Speaker 1: do the same medical stories with two patients, you know,
Speaker 1: or with a patient and in the hospital, but with
Speaker 1: different endings because sometimes people come in and it goes differently, right,
Speaker 1: And also we were way behind, and so this felt
Speaker 1: like a great idea to do an episode quick because
Speaker 1: if it's called made my deja vu, deja vu, we
Speaker 1: all tell stories twice, we all tell jokes twice. And
Speaker 1: the laziest thing we did in this episode but was
Speaker 1: we did the janitor ce story the riddle line for
Speaker 1: line except for one change, line for line and shot
Speaker 1: for shot. Do you know what the one changes? We
Speaker 1: should ask Bill? Ask Bill? Hey? You know you guys
Speaker 1: should ask Bill, and you ask Bill sometimes is you
Speaker 1: should ask Bill how he's feeling? And you know, hey, Bill,
Speaker 1: when we ask Bill, how are you doing? You know
Speaker 1: what that Bill would say that Bill would say, you know,
Speaker 1: I hide it, but sometimes I'm not so great, so
Speaker 1: I don't know. Anyways. The one difference, no difference in
Speaker 1: the longest Asked Bill ever, The one difference was the
Speaker 1: janitor changed where he went to college. The first time
Speaker 1: we did it, I think he said he went to Harvard,
Speaker 1: and the second time he said he went to Yale.
Speaker 1: There's your trivia answer. Peace out. How are you guys doing?
Speaker 1: See you? Thank you Bill. Carla says, if she can't
Speaker 1: do things, turk can't do that. Now did this happen
Speaker 1: to you? Do this a thing that really happens to come?
Speaker 1: Sure it does. I'm sure it does. My wife didn't
Speaker 1: do that to me when my wife was pregnant with
Speaker 1: our kids. Dude, I got to get it fucked up.
Speaker 1: Like that was the best part about it. Like, I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna party to night. We're going out tonight.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go eat sushi. She's like she had you
Speaker 1: had a built in designated driver. Yeah. I was like,
Speaker 1: we're going to get sushi. She's like, I can't eat sushi.
Speaker 1: I was like, you could eat the hot plates, and
Speaker 1: she was like, you're right, I can't eat the hot plates.
Speaker 1: I do like the hot plates. And we'd go and
Speaker 1: we'd eat sushi and I fucking get bombed on sake,
Speaker 1: and she'd now, I have a question. See couples deal
Speaker 1: with this differently. And you're our only father. So I
Speaker 1: guess listeners will be answering to their phones. But I
Speaker 1: hear that like some some couples do this, So like, no, no,
Speaker 1: you have to do it with me. You can't drink,
Speaker 1: you can't you anything selfish, that's bullshit, that's bullshit. What
Speaker 1: about in the middle of the night when the mom
Speaker 1: has to get up to breastfeed, and that's women. Some
Speaker 1: women make the father get up too to sit with her.
Speaker 1: That's that's cool, that's to be. I don't know about
Speaker 1: get up and sit with them, but I do believe
Speaker 1: that the if you have bottles and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: and you're doing it that way, the right. But what
Speaker 1: about in the scenario world the baby just needs to
Speaker 1: breastfeed if you make me because the father expected to
Speaker 1: just get up, and that's not a selfish man? Joel,
Speaker 1: do you do you do you any knowledge of this
Speaker 1: that self? Uh? Yeah, because my dad was the only
Speaker 1: one who gave me to go back to sleep, so
Speaker 1: he was up. I'm almost like, she doesn't go to
Speaker 1: sleep with me, so you have to be up. Story,
Speaker 1: that's a different story. But I would think if if
Speaker 1: I totally totally, I would think that in my in
Speaker 1: my non child having had some mothers, feel free to
Speaker 1: correct me, but like, wouldn't I want my partner to
Speaker 1: be asleep so that later I could be asleep and
Speaker 1: they could be up. I feel like we had to
Speaker 1: tag team this child anyway, So I don't know us
Speaker 1: both being equally as exhausted Amanda, Amanda and Nick. I
Speaker 1: think it did a version of that. We're like Amanda
Speaker 1: would just let Nick's sleep and while she would breastfeed,
Speaker 1: and then in the morning she'd be like, you're taking
Speaker 1: the baby on a long ass walk and I'm gonna sleep. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and had a little situation like that, Yeah, that's that's
Speaker 1: the right way to do it. Yeah, especially okay, so actually,
Speaker 1: more than anything, communication is the right way to do it.
Speaker 1: If you guys can come up with a plan, it works.
Speaker 1: The fact that Carla just springs this on turk, like, no,
Speaker 1: this is the way gonna be a beard out of
Speaker 1: your hand. Yeah. Yeah, that was funny though. But that's
Speaker 1: why I do that with my kids now. When my
Speaker 1: kid will be like, I'm drinking it, and I'd be like,
Speaker 1: you better not drink it, you better put that back
Speaker 1: in the fridge, and he goes, I'm gonna open it,
Speaker 1: and he'll open up, but you better not sip it then,
Speaker 1: and he'll sip that ship and then it'll be and
Speaker 1: that's when hell breaks loose. Well yeah, and then and
Speaker 1: then he sits there and then he'll stand there like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you just hit that out of my hand.
Speaker 1: What will it be? Something with caffeine or something no,
Speaker 1: like you know, so I made the mistake. Oh God,
Speaker 1: these are the mistakes you make in life. I let them.
Speaker 1: I let them taste sprite, and I let them taste
Speaker 1: Canada dry ginger. He probably, yeah, but the sugar free
Speaker 1: version is just as bad as the as the sugar version.
Speaker 1: Regardless of what is in it. It is not necessarily
Speaker 1: a good thing for them to drink. But I made
Speaker 1: the mistake one time. I'm saying, you want to like
Speaker 1: me being I was literally I could feel the devil
Speaker 1: coming out of my skin. You want to try this,
Speaker 1: little boy, You want to try this little girl, knowing
Speaker 1: that the minute they tasted it, it would be like
Speaker 1: I must have this forever and ever and ever. Why
Speaker 1: don't you just not have it in the house. We
Speaker 1: don't have it in the house. But anyway. So but
Speaker 1: when it is in the house, he'll be like an
Speaker 1: ask from Gingerrell. I'll be like no, and it'd be like, look,
Speaker 1: my kid is the king of manipulation. He's like, I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to have a conversation with you, dad, Like
Speaker 1: we had the conversation. I said no. He's like, that's
Speaker 1: not a conversation, that's you telling me no. That's all
Speaker 1: that is. We're not talking about anything. You haven't even
Speaker 1: heard what I'm asking for. Oh my god, this is
Speaker 1: this is my son from I have no clue. I
Speaker 1: have no clue. I think kids are good at just
Speaker 1: they know their parents are tired, right, and they just
Speaker 1: know like if they keep it going, the parents just exhausted.
Speaker 1: They're like, I can't up. Its fine, that's what that's what.
Speaker 1: Don't you think kids play on that. They know that
Speaker 1: you're just always tired, so you're just gonna be like, oh, fine,
Speaker 1: have it. He's a little ass sometimes so like he's
Speaker 1: a dummy sometimes like one time he did that, he right,
Speaker 1: and as he's walking away with the prize, he goes
Speaker 1: and that's what I and that's how it's done. I
Speaker 1: knew if I just pressured her. He walks by and
Speaker 1: walks off the room right with whatever the whatever, whatever
Speaker 1: it was, maybe whether it's a donut, soft drink, or
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck it is. He's now exited and is
Speaker 1: about to go and do what it is that he
Speaker 1: wanted to do. And he lets out what the plan was,
Speaker 1: and me and my wife both look at each other, like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck this motherfucker did? Did what? He's running
Speaker 1: that house over there, future ceo over here understands yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's it's he just gets the art of you
Speaker 1: say no, and he finds a way to make it
Speaker 1: so that no was the wrong answer, you know. I
Speaker 1: mean it's like no, I said no, You're not even
Speaker 1: having a conversation. I did have the conversation with you.
Speaker 1: I said no, no, No, that's not even where we're
Speaker 1: at yet. I haven't even explained to you the scenario. Well,
Speaker 1: what it is I'm trying to do. What I'm trying
Speaker 1: to say is rock. Oh I said no, and now
Speaker 1: you're interrupting me. Oh, I wish you'd just let me finish.
Speaker 1: I'm not having kids. Don't do it. If I would
Speaker 1: not survive the eighties. We need someone on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Who's who promotes how great having kids is because this
Speaker 1: podcast is making me not need them. You know, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you this right now, but they sound exhausted. But
Speaker 1: then this weekend, I freak it. You know it's it's true.
Speaker 1: But then this weekend we went out and watched him
Speaker 1: play a soccer game against a bunch of other kids,
Speaker 1: and they all like his team that the team that
Speaker 1: they were playing against was obviously better than them, was
Speaker 1: better passing, all of that stuff. But his team won
Speaker 1: by one point. It was a penalty kick and Rocco
Speaker 1: kicked the penalty kick into the goal, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. And it was one nothing. And it was
Speaker 1: a hard fought game. And there, you know, the our
Speaker 1: goalkeeper he blocked like hundred and not hundreds, but like
Speaker 1: at least ten shots directly at him. It was just
Speaker 1: an amazing game. One nothing. Go congratulations team. Um, I
Speaker 1: laughed at when you when I when I get your coffee,
Speaker 1: I go, please have some sort of nut nut and
Speaker 1: it's hazel its I only like one type of nut
Speaker 1: milk in my coffee, almond. That's it. No, I think
Speaker 1: I was talking about the coffee blend itself. It was
Speaker 1: hazel nut coffee do you like hazel nut? I do. UM.
Speaker 1: I only like um oat milk. In terms of milk,
Speaker 1: you don't like almond w um because I like the
Speaker 1: taste of oats and I think it makes a nice flavor.
Speaker 1: A lot of people are a lot of people are
Speaker 1: allergic to oats. Oh really, yeah, I don't um, I
Speaker 1: don't um. I don't have real milk in my coffee anymore. Um,
Speaker 1: liberry library, strawberry, strawberry. These are all old jokes. Yes,
Speaker 1: I feel so, I feel so. I will say this.
Speaker 1: What's the words Neil's response. Neil's response to each one
Speaker 1: of Troy's uh buttons is different. Okay, that's not deja vu.
Speaker 1: Neil's not saying the same joke with him, but the
Speaker 1: whole thing with the coin. We just watched that earlier. Okay, Well, um,
Speaker 1: let's talk about how floating head doctor and and and
Speaker 1: how body kills Elliott. Yes, and then floating head doctor
Speaker 1: and body fight a fight. Yes, and we should say
Speaker 1: by Linda Mendoza, our director of the week, deja vu,
Speaker 1: deja vu? Written by who though Schwartz, I believe Mike Schwartz.
Speaker 1: Let me double check my notes. Yes, Mike Schwartz and
Speaker 1: Linda Mendoza. Um, we're gonna get a break and we'll
Speaker 1: be right back after this, and we're bad. Um, I
Speaker 1: wonder what is this the Christmas episode? Are we near
Speaker 1: the Christmas episode for Fake Doctor's real friends? Is this
Speaker 1: around the holidays yet? Are we near? Well? I want
Speaker 1: to say that Cox finally comes around and has a
Speaker 1: very heartfelt conversation with Elliott, and Um, I thought that
Speaker 1: was well done. And he's so mean to her. I
Speaker 1: think she said, you've never shown me an ounce of respect.
Speaker 1: And then he confesses to her that he was indeed
Speaker 1: petrified to make a decision on his patient's healthcare and
Speaker 1: he didn't want anyone to know. And he said, I
Speaker 1: hope that in telling you this, you see that I
Speaker 1: do indeed respect you. Yes, that was well acted by them,
Speaker 1: both both of them. Yeah. Well this episode, everyone else
Speaker 1: is in peripheral. These two are actually center stage telling
Speaker 1: a story. And it's a great it's a great it's
Speaker 1: a great fake out too, you know, like you honestly
Speaker 1: believe that Cox is back and he's fine, but in
Speaker 1: all honesty, he's still it's still in him and he
Speaker 1: still feels you know, he still feels the guilt. I'm
Speaker 1: sure that happens to to real doctors when they make
Speaker 1: a call that was wrong. I could imagine they get
Speaker 1: in their head and and and second guests themselves. But
Speaker 1: good doctor as well. If you're a good doctor, you
Speaker 1: push forward, keep it moving. The World Spins madly On
Speaker 1: by the Wheepies is a beautiful song. The show ends too.
Speaker 1: The Wheepies is a great band. If you don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, who are the Whepies? Tell us about
Speaker 1: the Wheepies. Well, um, they're a couple, and um they
Speaker 1: just have a lot of beautiful music. Put them into
Speaker 1: your Spotify and I guarantee you you will enjoy a
Speaker 1: lot of their music. It's very like Chill Laurel Canyon vibes,
Speaker 1: couple harmonies. The World Spins madly on. Troy might have
Speaker 1: killed somebody in confusion, Like it's a possibility, Like somebody
Speaker 1: confused him so much that he was like kill him Troy.
Speaker 1: Troy seems to not get that the janner doesn't really
Speaker 1: want me dead. He likes to torture me and he
Speaker 1: likes to ruin my life. But Troy keeps having to
Speaker 1: be told that no, we're not we're not going to
Speaker 1: kill j D. But he's and he's so eager to
Speaker 1: do it, right. I just feel like, what would happen
Speaker 1: if Troy was off? Yeah, it's like, you know, I
Speaker 1: used to this cat, and the cat would be out
Speaker 1: all night. It was an outdoor cat, and we came
Speaker 1: in and out. But when it was out at night,
Speaker 1: it would leave offerings of the animals it caught on
Speaker 1: the back deck. It would leave a little rat, it
Speaker 1: would leave a little bird. And and that's kind of
Speaker 1: what the that's what what what cats do for? Who
Speaker 1: they perceived to be the leader of the pack. They
Speaker 1: ca yeah, it was our family cat, but in terms
Speaker 1: of the cat mentality, they want to leave offerings to
Speaker 1: the leader of the pack. And look what I caught
Speaker 1: for for for you, great leader. Here's my contribution right
Speaker 1: here is what I did last night. And I thought,
Speaker 1: what if Troy Um did that for Neil and killed
Speaker 1: me and left me on the left me on the
Speaker 1: janitor's back porch. O God, that would have been a
Speaker 1: good fantasy. I'm no Superman. Man finale over done. I'm
Speaker 1: no Superman. And it turns out I was not a
Speaker 1: Superman because I'm dead I'm no Superman. Donk serious finale
Speaker 1: tonight a very special episode of Scrubs. It's the serious finale.
Speaker 1: See my neat tattoo though, I show you guys. Skull
Speaker 1: that's so cool. I really like it. Why do'd you
Speaker 1: get a skull? I got a skull because I guess
Speaker 1: I got a skull because I just like skull. Okay,
Speaker 1: I understand, it's just I mean, it's a skull, I know,
Speaker 1: but I like it's not a scary skull. That's a skull.
Speaker 1: It was just cute skull. All right, Joel, let's bring
Speaker 1: the collar, and we got a collar. You can talk
Speaker 1: some you know, like a bottle maybe talking about the episode.
Speaker 1: So come on, let's ladies and gentlemen give me. I'm
Speaker 1: for my shit. Schell, I know that face. Are you
Speaker 1: still married? The question is are you still married? Oh? Goodness?
Speaker 1: Is that Michelle? Oh, Joel, Christmas has come early? Yes, Michelle,
Speaker 1: I'm worried that you're sitting alone. Is that a bad sign?
Speaker 1: It is not. My husband had to go on a
Speaker 1: business trip. We are still married, a business trips trip.
Speaker 1: Let's remind our listeners who have missed the episode. Michelle,
Speaker 1: please interrupt me if I if I summarize this in
Speaker 1: any incorrect way. Michelle went to her husband and said
Speaker 1: that she would like to have sex with his best
Speaker 1: friend and his her husband said okay. He didn't say okay,
Speaker 1: he was like yes, yeah, and he was not allowed
Speaker 1: to be there. They would go off and do it
Speaker 1: at the friend's house and um, and they do it
Speaker 1: um monthly, Mitchelle, every other week every other week. Oh sorry,
Speaker 1: by monthly yes, and uh. And the friend still hangs
Speaker 1: out with the with the them at their house. They're
Speaker 1: all tight and um. And at last, at last check in,
Speaker 1: the husband had not yet been given an opportunity to
Speaker 1: have the same sort of situation on her side of things.
Speaker 1: So Michelle did say it was all good if he
Speaker 1: did want to do it. They just had to find
Speaker 1: the right person, right, Michelle, What is going on in
Speaker 1: this in this wacky family? Well, I am sorry to
Speaker 1: tell you that it is not very much of an update.
Speaker 1: Everything is still good. Um. He has not done anything,
Speaker 1: but he knows that he has permission. We've discussed it
Speaker 1: at length. UM. So I don't know if he wants
Speaker 1: to and I am not going to pressure him into
Speaker 1: doing it, just so that it feels okay for me. Um.
Speaker 1: Whenever you return from your date with the friend, does
Speaker 1: he ever ask questions like what did you guys do?
Speaker 1: What did you watch? What did you what was? Does
Speaker 1: he have curiosity about it? Um? He usually ask like
Speaker 1: what would you watch? And we do we watch? You know,
Speaker 1: a movie or show or you know, whatever it might be. Um,
Speaker 1: he has never really asked details about the other activities.
Speaker 1: But you know, I just say this was a good
Speaker 1: evening or you know, we me and the friend. Obviously
Speaker 1: we have conversations too, and if something relevant comes up,
Speaker 1: we'll talk about that, not even relationship wise, just or
Speaker 1: friends who talk about things have similar interests. Um, So
Speaker 1: I have a question, go ahead, I call on you. Donald.
Speaker 1: Do you worry about forming a deeper relationship with good question? Donald? Um? No,
Speaker 1: I mean, and that was my husband's. One of his
Speaker 1: concerns with this is like, yeah, understandably. Um, you know,
Speaker 1: my husband and I have been together for we This
Speaker 1: Saturday will be our eleventh wedding anniversary. Um, we were Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've been together for seventeen years. I'm I'm thirty three,
Speaker 1: so I've been with him my entire adult life. So
Speaker 1: like there's nothing that can be deeper and more profound
Speaker 1: than that connection that we have already. Yeah, you guys
Speaker 1: knew each other center junior high school, you said, uh,
Speaker 1: since high school? High school? Okay, Yeah, I think I
Speaker 1: would be insecure about And I've said this before, but
Speaker 1: on so many levels, there's the what if he's better
Speaker 1: at sex or I'm not better at sex? But what
Speaker 1: if they have a better sexual chemistry than we do?
Speaker 1: But if it's bigger than mine? Of course, if his
Speaker 1: penis is bigger and more satisfying and girthier, Um, what
Speaker 1: if you know? And of course, as Donald put it,
Speaker 1: what if what if all of a sudden they just
Speaker 1: hit it off and they have this incredible emotional connection
Speaker 1: that's deeper than ours. That would make me so nuts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I mean we've we've talked about that at length,
Speaker 1: probably more so than a regular relationship, because we've brought
Speaker 1: this up. Um, you know that is not it's hard
Speaker 1: to know because you're just getting little snippets of our lives.
Speaker 1: But um, you know, when this first came up, my
Speaker 1: husband's like ask those exact same questions. What if you know,
Speaker 1: you fall madly in love and you run away with him?
Speaker 1: And I said, Okay, let's play that out. He would
Speaker 1: never the friend would never ever let that happen, Like
Speaker 1: even if I'm like, oh my gosh, I love you,
Speaker 1: like let's run away together. He doesn't want to deal
Speaker 1: with my kids. But what if the friend Okay, I
Speaker 1: hear what you're saying. But do you ever think, I mean,
Speaker 1: you're fully honest with yourself. The friend might have very
Speaker 1: strong feelings for you. Yeah, and that that is valid.
Speaker 1: And we does he date? Sorry, just start, Michelle. Does
Speaker 1: he date outside of this situation? He has not yet.
Speaker 1: He is on dating apps. He's looking around. We talk
Speaker 1: about it, like sometimes when I go over there, we'll
Speaker 1: look at the matches and I'll help him like craft
Speaker 1: messages and you will be you won't be jealous when
Speaker 1: he is with somebody else. No, And we've had I
Speaker 1: check in with him, probably annoyingly frequently and make sure
Speaker 1: like we're all good, like whatever you want on that end,
Speaker 1: like you just have to let me know, you know,
Speaker 1: I will do this as long as everyone is comfortable
Speaker 1: and having a good time. If you feel like you
Speaker 1: need more out of a relationship, like an actual relationship
Speaker 1: where you can you know, foster something long term, get married,
Speaker 1: what have you. Yeah, just tell me, yeah, because you
Speaker 1: don't want him, especially if he's your friend getting stuck
Speaker 1: in a situation where he's like, all right, here's my conundrum.
Speaker 1: I love Michelle, but she's never gonna be mine because
Speaker 1: we've established the parameters. But I don't care. I'm obsessed
Speaker 1: with her. Maybe one day she'll change your mind. So
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go out and find my life partner.
Speaker 1: That could happen, right, right, And like I have told
Speaker 1: him that that please. I want Ultimately, I want everyone
Speaker 1: in this situation to be happy and whatever that takes.
Speaker 1: Like before we even started this, before anything happened, when
Speaker 1: we had the initial discussion, like, hey, would you be
Speaker 1: interested in this? Um? I told him, and we had
Speaker 1: this discussion that you know, our friendship comes first, Like
Speaker 1: that was his main concerns, Like, I don't want this
Speaker 1: to negatively impact our friendship. Um. You know, the three
Speaker 1: of us have been friends for a long time. We
Speaker 1: lost touch for a few years, um, like right before
Speaker 1: the pandemic, and then the pandemic kind of brought us
Speaker 1: back into the fold. So that friendship bond is there.
Speaker 1: We just have a little extra I gotta tell you, Michelle,
Speaker 1: whatever it is, it's working for you because you definitely
Speaker 1: look happy, you know what I mean, even from when
Speaker 1: we saw you the first time. It's like a complete
Speaker 1: glow up. I don't know if it's the hair, eyes,
Speaker 1: whatever it is, but it's like a glow up so
Speaker 1: you seem happy. So whatever, you, guys, I know, but
Speaker 1: I'm destinely works for you. But Donald, I'm fascinated by
Speaker 1: the fact that Michelle is pulling off this balancing act.
Speaker 1: I know, well, she's juggling. She definitely is juggling a
Speaker 1: lot of situation. Yeah man, yeah man. It's like what
Speaker 1: do I want tonight? Bee for chicken? You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. She's juggling it. It's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 1: I saw Neil Brennan did a show. Does a show
Speaker 1: that I highly recommend you guys see at the Cherry
Speaker 1: Lane Theater if you're in New York. It's incredible. But
Speaker 1: he made some joke that was like, your wife wants
Speaker 1: to have sex three or four times a week, just
Speaker 1: not necessarily with you, and I thought that was funny.
Speaker 1: And Michelle's living her best life like but um, but Joel,
Speaker 1: what are your thoughts on this. You're a very progressive woman.
Speaker 1: You yeah, what do you? I mean, how do you?
Speaker 1: I'm speechless? Do you have any thoughts on this? What
Speaker 1: really impresses me is Michelle's ability to communicate. I feel
Speaker 1: like a lot of people when they view polyanry, they
Speaker 1: think of like, oh nice, hold whole sex partners, and
Speaker 1: it's like fun and wild. But for my friends who
Speaker 1: are in polyama's relationships, the most difficult part is like
Speaker 1: now I gotta juggle for people's emotions and figure out
Speaker 1: how they all feel. Like I'm a friend who dates couples, right,
Speaker 1: They're like, I don't want to be in a committed relationship,
Speaker 1: but I'm looking for like the feelings of love without
Speaker 1: having to fall in love. And I mean when you're
Speaker 1: with a couple, like that's really messy. You're like working
Speaker 1: with both of their needs and desires, but also they
Speaker 1: come with their own like couple baggage, um, and so
Speaker 1: it's hard, I think to have successful relationships like this.
Speaker 1: I was going to say the same thing Joel, like
Speaker 1: what happens when he does find another relationship? But you
Speaker 1: guys still keep your relationship going and the other person
Speaker 1: has to has to find their way into this and
Speaker 1: y and we sell this whole fucking thing to Bravo.
Speaker 1: That's what Zach, I promise you. This isn't new, this
Speaker 1: is this happens all the time. No, I know, but
Speaker 1: it's new to me. I even Joel using the proper
Speaker 1: lingo polyamory relationships, it's new to me. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Michelle is the first person I've ever spoken to who's
Speaker 1: doing this successfully, um so, and I'm sure a lot
Speaker 1: of our listeners all over the world are are are
Speaker 1: are hearing about it for the first time. I mean
Speaker 1: some and some are doing it successful. And some of
Speaker 1: them are listening while they're fucking their their husband's best
Speaker 1: friend they're right now, meaning like it's like us anyway. Sorry,
Speaker 1: this is a side note, Michelle, if you don't mind
Speaker 1: my digression. Joelle sent Donald and I a link for
Speaker 1: someone who wants to advertise on our on our show.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to say the product name because
Speaker 1: I don't want to give them an ad before we decide,
Speaker 1: but Joelle send the link to Daniels so he knows
Speaker 1: what it is. Is a thing you put your penis
Speaker 1: into and it blows. Is it blow? Air on it.
Speaker 1: It's suction. It's suction and blowing. Yeah, it's like it's pressure.
Speaker 1: It's air pressure. It's not a it's not a um
Speaker 1: um if it's not a fake vagina. We've a silicon thing.
Speaker 1: It's actually made women. It's men and women. No, No,
Speaker 1: it's for the phallus Donald. I know, but no, they're
Speaker 1: saying the same thing that they do. There's a suction
Speaker 1: thing that they have for women now that they can
Speaker 1: put on their clitterus. It's the same technology. But okay,
Speaker 1: But Joel, I was shocked a but that you wanted
Speaker 1: us to advertise this on the podcast and be that
Speaker 1: I don't have one at my home to try. Say
Speaker 1: we should at least try these things, Joel, I just
Speaker 1: want you know the product like that, we have to
Speaker 1: test it to seeing these things you must be. I
Speaker 1: can't endorse you searched. I can't endorse the Dyson penis
Speaker 1: sucker until I've tried it the five thousand until and
Speaker 1: send anial one too, Joel, did you see it? Dale?
Speaker 1: There's a whole video. I was like, I went to
Speaker 1: their website because I was obviously curious, and I was like,
Speaker 1: how are they going to do a demonstration video. They
Speaker 1: clearly smartly smartly use animation, not real people. Um, but
Speaker 1: it's just anything doesn't promote anything like Actually their advert
Speaker 1: their ad campaign is that is would you don't you
Speaker 1: ever wish you could have an orgasm on the scale
Speaker 1: of a female orgasm? And this and this product says
Speaker 1: that it will give the mail the explosive nature of
Speaker 1: received product from We are not listen, if you work
Speaker 1: for this company, we are not advertising for you until
Speaker 1: we get UM samples. Yes for discussion. All right, I'm sorry, Michelle,
Speaker 1: I just had to bring that up. To bring that up, Um, well, listen.
Speaker 1: The good news is is that things are good and
Speaker 1: nothing bad has happened, and you are living proof that
Speaker 1: people can be in polyamorous relationships and be happy and
Speaker 1: and it doesn't even have to be reciprocated in a
Speaker 1: sense that your husband seems fine not having his own
Speaker 1: UM situation. I wonder if I wonder if his best friend,
Speaker 1: That's the thing. I wonder if his best friend, when
Speaker 1: he does find a relationship because he is actively looking,
Speaker 1: I wonder if he introduces Have you guys talked about
Speaker 1: him introducing his relationship into this he hasn't gotten very
Speaker 1: far in that that world. Um no, he's not going
Speaker 1: on dates right right, He's he's you know, made some
Speaker 1: matches and talked to a few people. But he has
Speaker 1: told me he will be totally open with where he
Speaker 1: is at in that process. And I am the kind
Speaker 1: of person that if he starts going on dates, I'm
Speaker 1: going to ask him where do you you know, do
Speaker 1: you want to introduce this, Like do you want to
Speaker 1: just you know, cut this off for a while, or
Speaker 1: would you also want to make sure you're safe Because
Speaker 1: if he's out there having sex with Randos, yes, but
Speaker 1: also I mean another thing that's that's the state that's
Speaker 1: obvious is he's having his sexual needs met. So that
Speaker 1: hunger to go out and search for a mate is
Speaker 1: probably lessons because he knows, he knows bi monthly. He's like,
Speaker 1: not this week, but next week. And I when he
Speaker 1: told me he had downloaded these dating apps, I'm like,
Speaker 1: do you, like, do you want me to stop? Like
Speaker 1: do you want to stop this and you know, just
Speaker 1: start clean? Any His response was it feels good to
Speaker 1: have that self confidence of being active even so here
Speaker 1: here's like what you're talking about? Stop? I love his
Speaker 1: very diplomatic answer. No, I don't feel that that would
Speaker 1: be the best prescription. You want to stop what we
Speaker 1: do it? Wait, hold on, now, you want to stop
Speaker 1: the I was bullshit when I said I was looking
Speaker 1: at the apps. I was serious. Um, all right, well,
Speaker 1: I imagine we just came on for a catch us up, right.
Speaker 1: You don't have unless you have any questions. No, she
Speaker 1: can't have any questions. This woman's life is all figured out,
Speaker 1: she's got it all going. Do you have to fix
Speaker 1: your life? I don't. I just want to clarify one thing. Um,
Speaker 1: we don't. We haven't labeled this like we are just
Speaker 1: living this life. Um. But I think the term open
Speaker 1: marriage is probably more appropriate than polyamory. Okay, okay, so
Speaker 1: I don't know. We just go by Joel. She's our term.
Speaker 1: That's anything though. We were very too as that. So listeners,
Speaker 1: listeners who are also learning, there's a difference between polyamory
Speaker 1: and just an open marriage, right and uh, I will
Speaker 1: say people on the internet are not very nice. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you know. You know what I know,
Speaker 1: but you're but don't wait, they were they didn't they
Speaker 1: didn't come find you, did they from our Okay, No,
Speaker 1: no one has come and find found me. But I'm
Speaker 1: we're using an alien for you, aren't you, aren't we? Yeah? Okay? Good? Oh.
Speaker 1: I thought you were implying for a second that people
Speaker 1: had found you from our show and we're being unkind.
Speaker 1: I didn't like. No, you know, how did you mean it?
Speaker 1: How did you like? In a comment section from when
Speaker 1: the original episode posted, I well, you need to learn
Speaker 1: now that you're in the now that you're in the
Speaker 1: pretend public eye, you need to know to never read
Speaker 1: a common section about yourself ever, ye lesson learned. Everybody.
Speaker 1: Everybody has an opinion, man, everybody hasn't you know what?
Speaker 1: If you're happy, easy to pass to cast judgment too.
Speaker 1: It seems like you know what I mean. And if
Speaker 1: you're happy and and and and and everyone's being honest,
Speaker 1: then it's nobody else's business. You know. It's like Donald
Speaker 1: and Casey and I we're talking about doing that stuff
Speaker 1: fuck up, and we are kids experience. It's discussions. It's
Speaker 1: in discussions. Sorry Joel's face probably all right, Michelle, thank
Speaker 1: you for coming on. We always appreciate you. You're educating us, really,
Speaker 1: and you're educating our our audience in in uh in
Speaker 1: new ways of being for people that are out there.
Speaker 1: You're not just limited to the stuff your parents grew
Speaker 1: up with. You can do whatever the heck you want. Michelle.
Speaker 1: We we have two favorite callers that call in. You
Speaker 1: are one of them and the other one penis doctor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we need, we need. Do you know what I want
Speaker 1: to have, Joelle? If you could coordinate this? Um, I'd
Speaker 1: like to have the device that on your pen Yes,
Speaker 1: Donald and I and then I and then I'd like
Speaker 1: to have doctor Pean has come on and tell me
Speaker 1: why I'm now having a female orgasm? Um. All right, guys,
Speaker 1: that's our show. It was a short recap because, as
Speaker 1: Donald explained to me, they're all recycled jokes. We love
Speaker 1: you all very much, Michelle, thanks for coming on and
Speaker 1: thanks for coming back on. Tell you guys. When we
Speaker 1: set what's up? Tell your husband, we said hello, and
Speaker 1: tell his best friend. We set what's up? Everybody, We
Speaker 1: said hello, and we love you guys. Stories about show
Speaker 1: we made about a bunch of nurses. Story sound here
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