Speaker 1: When I got in this morning, did a quick two
Speaker 1: finger check in with our radio stations animal mascots, show
Speaker 1: Crow and Crow. Was it? I know that those things
Speaker 1: are statues, but more than statues at heart? Are you
Speaker 1: saying like a peace sign? Like two fingers up? Well? Look,
Speaker 1: they both said the same thing. They told me, Hey,
Speaker 1: no time for idle chit chat, Jeff, we gotta get
Speaker 1: into So Jake, what are we doing today? I need
Speaker 1: you to shut down that dark tute music. Turned off
Speaker 1: the dag music. It's happening well back by popular demand
Speaker 1: or because it's impossible for me to get shocked when
Speaker 1: I asked questions this way. Oh, it is the Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeff Lee weg game. We played it before, and
Speaker 1: like most games we play on this show, it has
Speaker 1: gone miserably. Basically, the game is this, how well do
Speaker 1: you know your co hope? The paris today are Alexis
Speaker 1: and jose Hey Brook and Jeffrey. Okay, I will ask
Speaker 1: you three personal questions about each other, and if you
Speaker 1: get two out of three right, you're safe and your
Speaker 1: partner will take the shock. If you get more wrong,
Speaker 1: the opposite happens, Alexis, you'll be answering questions about Jose.
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Yes, I'm ready. Before the show, I
Speaker 1: asked Jose, if you could trade lives with anyone in
Speaker 1: the world, who would it be? WHOA Did he say,
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle, Okay, Jane the Rock Johnson or Pete Davidson. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's hard. I want to say. Pete Davidson is with
Speaker 1: the Kardashian But I could also meet who is the
Speaker 1: second one again? The Rock? Oh? The Rock because of
Speaker 1: the body, you know, I could see him saying that
Speaker 1: he wants that body, but he would have to work
Speaker 1: out for that body. And I don't think that they
Speaker 1: swapped lives with him, right, No, you get the body automatically, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you still have to up me an answer. I mean,
Speaker 1: I just feel like for Jose, that's a lot of energy.
Speaker 1: I'm still on the Rock. I don't think he thought rock.
Speaker 1: The second question, I asked him, what's his go to
Speaker 1: sexy time music? You should know this one. Did he
Speaker 1: say Drake, Reggae or the Macarena? Okay? Explain a lot
Speaker 1: about off. No, I know he likes Draggy, but he
Speaker 1: always talks about how much he loves Drake. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go Drake. The third question I asked Jose was
Speaker 1: if you could be any flavor of ice cream, which
Speaker 1: one would you be? Did he say Cookies and cream,
Speaker 1: Ben and Jerry's chunky Monkey chocolate chip. He can't have
Speaker 1: any of those. First of all days when I was
Speaker 1: eating ice cream. Yeah, that's hard with all the puns
Speaker 1: and jokes, I says, I want to say, go with
Speaker 1: chunky Monkey. I'm gonna go with that. Ben and Jerry's
Speaker 1: one chunky Monkey. Yep. She feels bad, saying who would
Speaker 1: Jose trade lives without? If anyone in the world, you
Speaker 1: said the rock and he said the Rock. I am him.
Speaker 1: I'm just not swollen like him. I have his energy.
Speaker 1: I see it. Appreciate What favorite of ice cream would
Speaker 1: Jose be? You said, Ben and Jerry's chunky Monkey and
Speaker 1: he said mint chocolate favor. Need this one to avoid
Speaker 1: getting shocked, alexis, what does Jose's go to sexy time music?
Speaker 1: You said Drake? And he said Drake yet shocked? All right?
Speaker 1: Jeff Europe, you were paired with Brooke before the show.
Speaker 1: I asked Brooke if she could trade lives with anyone
Speaker 1: in the world, who would it be. Did she say
Speaker 1: Angelina Jolie, her husband Michael or Jennifer Lopez. Wow, definitely
Speaker 1: not Angelina Jolie. There's way too many children, and Brook
Speaker 1: complaints about too her husband that that has really thrown
Speaker 1: me off. And what was the last one? Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 1: It's too much work for her to look like Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 1: She has to shower and put on make that one.
Speaker 1: The second question I asked her was what's her go
Speaker 1: to sexy time music? Did she say Missy Elliott? Who
Speaker 1: in the Blowfish or bone ever? Who? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I kind of like that one. Is that like opera music? Right?
Speaker 1: It's skinny Love? Remember that song? Skinny Love? That one?
Speaker 1: Oh wow? Definitely not Hoodie and the Blowfish. I know that.
Speaker 1: Oh really, you know that. I want to be with you.
Speaker 1: There's no way respect for you. That one. You guys
Speaker 1: say at the same time too, I'm going what was
Speaker 1: the first one? Missy Elliott? We know she loves Missy Elliott.
Speaker 1: It's almost too obvious, but let's let's do Missy Elliott. No,
Speaker 1: if I ever hear Miss Elliot. The third question I
Speaker 1: asked Brooke was if you could be any flavor of
Speaker 1: ice cream? Which one would you be? I know? Did
Speaker 1: she say coffee Oreo, Ben and Jerry's fish food or
Speaker 1: a strawberry cheesequake blizzard from Dairy Queen. That's so specific
Speaker 1: it could be mine. O. Fish food is my favorite flavor.
Speaker 1: It's so good. I mean, but um, the dairy Queen one.
Speaker 1: That's really specific. I've never known brook to go to
Speaker 1: Dairy Queen now I know. But I also feel like
Speaker 1: Oho treats. Are you joking? That's what I'm thinking. Specific
Speaker 1: gets every day and just never tells us. What was
Speaker 1: the first one? Again? Coffee Oreo? Coffee Oreo? Fancy she
Speaker 1: likes both those things. I'm gonna go coffee Oreo. Let's
Speaker 1: get the results. Who would brook trade lives without if
Speaker 1: anyone in the world. You said, her husband, Michael, and
Speaker 1: she said her husband Michael. She could spend more time
Speaker 1: with herself because I would. I would still get my kids.
Speaker 1: And he's got a sweet schedule. Dude, he is still
Speaker 1: asleep right now, are you. He's a part of his
Speaker 1: workday work out. I'm jealous. What does Brooks go to
Speaker 1: sexy time music? You said, Missy Elliott and she said,
Speaker 1: Bony there it reminds me of when my husband and
Speaker 1: I started dating. Oh yeah, what flavor of ice cream
Speaker 1: would brookbe? You need to get this right in order
Speaker 1: to avoid being shocked. Jeff you said coffee oreo and
Speaker 1: she said coffee oreo. Oh you yeah? So that means
Speaker 1: Broke and Jose are both gonna take a tandem shock today.
Speaker 1: And somebody wanted to hear the song see You Again
Speaker 1: by Whiz Khalifa and Charlie Pooth. That's a sad way
Speaker 1: to start the that's alexissco two bedroom, my friend. Ye
Speaker 1: the eye contact between Alex I'm done with audio your
Speaker 1: hook and Jeff le other day Broke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. Some moments in life are so special that
Speaker 1: you'll chairs and remember them forever. Okay, like your very
Speaker 1: first crush, oh h Kyle, I think her name was
Speaker 1: Alis you Or your first paycheck, or your first time
Speaker 1: blackmailing a close friend. You guys remember that. I don't.
Speaker 1: Oh well, if you haven't done it yet, you'll get there.
Speaker 1: But one of our listeners is coming forward today saying
Speaker 1: he actually did that to his roommate, and to this day,
Speaker 1: the roommate has no idea that it was him. Whoa
Speaker 1: god You're gonna find out what he did and why
Speaker 1: he did it in a brand new mass speaker coming
Speaker 1: up at seven confession, I can't take back girl, Arms speaker.
Speaker 1: It's the number one radio segment in the world for
Speaker 1: people who call us from their bathrooms. Now it makes
Speaker 1: sense because they've had too much fiber today, or is
Speaker 1: it because they don't want anybody else to hear the
Speaker 1: embarrassing confession that they were about to make. It could
Speaker 1: be both. And we have a guy on the line
Speaker 1: who's ready to come on and tell his truth. He
Speaker 1: wants to go by the name Dodge today. So Dodge,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the outhouse of Radio aka Broken Jeffrey any morning.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Are you in the bathroom? I am not
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. I can move. I can move down
Speaker 1: wherever you're comfortable. Telling me too that I don't care
Speaker 1: where it happens. Dodge, how are you feeling, Dodge? I'm
Speaker 1: sweating a little bit. We're ready to hear your confession.
Speaker 1: You are today's mass speaker. We're altering your voice with
Speaker 1: our voice change or whenever you're ready, man, go ahead,
Speaker 1: all right. So a while ago, I was just out
Speaker 1: of college and I was living with a bunch of guys, okay,
Speaker 1: and a couple of the guys I was tight with,
Speaker 1: and then there were some other guys that we needed
Speaker 1: a roomies to make it all work financially for everybody.
Speaker 1: I can. I can actually smell the house that you
Speaker 1: were living in from here, even though it was a
Speaker 1: long time ago. Yeah. Yes, you know. One of the
Speaker 1: guy was struggling to pay rent this one particular month
Speaker 1: and he was short two hundred bucks, and so you
Speaker 1: talked to me and I covered him. Okay, that's nice
Speaker 1: of you. Yeah, and I thought, you know, he was like,
Speaker 1: it's just a one time thing, and I felt good
Speaker 1: about it. But it's like sort of the cliche. The
Speaker 1: next month he's like, I can't cover any of it,
Speaker 1: and he comes to me again, and he came to
Speaker 1: you again. Yeah, okay, there's a pattern now. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: now you're now, what are you feeling towards him? I
Speaker 1: was still naive, but I knew looking back, I knew,
Speaker 1: but I paid his whole rent that next month, Oh,
Speaker 1: the entire portion. Yeah man, yeah, I can't pay my
Speaker 1: rent either. Yeah. He was saying stuff like, you know,
Speaker 1: and just need to get back on my feet and
Speaker 1: was he not working? Yeah, he had lost his job. Okay, okay, okay. Well,
Speaker 1: like a week later I saw on his social media
Speaker 1: that he was like at a concert and talking about
Speaker 1: this big date with this girl. And this is why
Speaker 1: it ruins friendships, because now you're like, dude, come on,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's happened to me before. But you don't know,
Speaker 1: like maybe he got the tickets for free, like he
Speaker 1: could have known somebody. Did you ask him of that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did, and he was like, yeah, she paid for everything.
Speaker 1: And I was like, he could have been dating me.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've dated a lot of poor men in
Speaker 1: my life, but hold on, hold on, you know this person,
Speaker 1: we don't Did you believe them? No? I didn't believe Okay,
Speaker 1: okay for us, Now you're getting angry, Yeah, totally. And
Speaker 1: then the next week he has a new Xbox. Oh
Speaker 1: oh wow, I hope the girl bought him. That is
Speaker 1: he a thief? Did he he could be? No? And
Speaker 1: then again the next month he says he can't pay rent. Now.
Speaker 1: At this point, I started talking to the other guys
Speaker 1: in the house, and one of the other guys presented
Speaker 1: an alternative idea of how to solve the situation. Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: if you are going to tell us that this man
Speaker 1: is now missing, we will have to I don't know
Speaker 1: how that would solve your problem. Now you still have
Speaker 1: the entire share of the rent that you have. What
Speaker 1: did your friend have in mind? So he had evidently
Speaker 1: found his digital camera, the poor roommates digital camera. Poor Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: and on the camera were nude selfies that this guy
Speaker 1: had taken of himself. So we hatched a plan to
Speaker 1: send him some of those pictures from an anonymous email
Speaker 1: and tell him that we had hacked his accounts, and
Speaker 1: if he didn't send five hundred dollars within forty eight hours,
Speaker 1: we would release the photos. Oh that is highly illegal.
Speaker 1: Just so it was already nervous, Brooke. Yeah, that's why
Speaker 1: I would sweat. It's me and I get one of
Speaker 1: these emails, I'm like, yeah, I know for a fact.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not paying anybody. He saw the photos
Speaker 1: in the email, Oh yeah, yes, So literally the next
Speaker 1: morning we checked the papal account and you, oh my god,
Speaker 1: they had money. Did he borrow it from you? That
Speaker 1: was the other funny thing is that he never mentioned
Speaker 1: it to any of us. Another roommate and go, look,
Speaker 1: I've already borrowed from so and so. I need this
Speaker 1: as an emergency. Again, I bet he had the money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was like unemployed, Like, but I guess when you're unemployed,
Speaker 1: even if you have saved a bunch of money, if
Speaker 1: it's your last five hundred, you're already in that I'm
Speaker 1: broke mode. Yeah, in nobody it's like Dodge, weren't you
Speaker 1: ever scared you get caught or he'd turned you into
Speaker 1: police revenge porn wasn't like, yeah, they hadn't done the
Speaker 1: twenty twenty episode on it, yet nobody knew. So I
Speaker 1: think people knew. I think you're just turning. I had
Speaker 1: to excuse yourself a little bad. Yeah, I mean, this
Speaker 1: feels weird because you did something very wrong and highly illegal.
Speaker 1: But I've got to feel for you. I'm like, good,
Speaker 1: you got your money back, and did you at least
Speaker 1: hold on to the pictures? But do you just want
Speaker 1: to see him? We held on to him because just
Speaker 1: because we always joked we ever needed five hundred dollars,
Speaker 1: we could always us We're not serious. We wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: You maybe not, But I met one of those other dudes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so sketchy dude. So how did you get that new BMW?
Speaker 1: Where did that? Oh? I say a picture my friends
Speaker 1: junk a long time ago. Should try it? Sounds cool. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's not cool, man, That is that's bad energy to
Speaker 1: put out into the world. I think stiffing. I think scamming.
Speaker 1: You know, yes, stiffing was an interesting word. But text
Speaker 1: into seven eighty five to nine too. If you have
Speaker 1: a confession that you've been holding on too. We'll hide
Speaker 1: your identity by masking your voice so you can become
Speaker 1: the next mass speaker. Phone taps coming up next, It
Speaker 1: is time for your phone tap. And as you know,
Speaker 1: the world is pretty crazy right now. Yeah, yes, a
Speaker 1: lot of people's jobs have changed. Almost every profession has
Speaker 1: new challenges and different policies. Seriously, and a grocery store
Speaker 1: pharmacist is no exception. Oh, I can't even imagine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean they have to be their helping out. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Because of the health crisis. One pharmacist job has been
Speaker 1: totally insane, dealing with a lot of sick people filling prescriptions.
Speaker 1: It's been very, very stressful for her. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And every person thinks they have COVID. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I do. I wake up in the morn like do
Speaker 1: I have it today? That's why it's time to put
Speaker 1: a little fun back into her day with a call
Speaker 1: from a guy who has a unique condition that I
Speaker 1: guarantee no one has ever heard of because we made
Speaker 1: it up. Oh okay, you'll hear what it is in
Speaker 1: your phone tap right now. As on the twenties pharmacy,
Speaker 1: this is Lisa. How can I help you? Hi? I
Speaker 1: need drugs. Okay, before we do any of that, I
Speaker 1: need to get your first name please. Sure. Yeah, my
Speaker 1: name's Marty Bartlett. But I've never been there before, so
Speaker 1: I know I'm not in your system or anything. I
Speaker 1: just really need some help. Well, Marty, if this is
Speaker 1: an emergency, you should probably call nine one. I understand.
Speaker 1: This isn't that like an emergency emergency. It's just more
Speaker 1: like a of an annoying thing that's getting in the way.
Speaker 1: I almost lost my job today because of this. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: we might be able to help you. It's just like
Speaker 1: an over the coover thing. What's going on? Well, I
Speaker 1: have this thing. It's kind of weird. I just needed
Speaker 1: to stop already. Oh my gosh, did you hear that?
Speaker 1: What was that? Was that your phone? No? That was me.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. This is what's happening. Um, I
Speaker 1: heard something weird. Yeah, but I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: hearing what you're hearing. No, it's a medical condition. It's
Speaker 1: called dope ticulitis. I totally never heard of it, but
Speaker 1: my doctor said I have it, and it's pretty bad.
Speaker 1: So your doctor said, you have something called door up
Speaker 1: dope ticulitis. Don't don't articulitis dopeticulitis. See, it just happened again.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of that before. No, I hadn't either.
Speaker 1: I can't control it out of nowhere. I just randomly
Speaker 1: break into these noises, like like a beatboxing. I went
Speaker 1: to school for this, and I have never heard of
Speaker 1: anything like that. I knew it. I feel like I
Speaker 1: just feel helpless here because I'll be talking to someone
Speaker 1: and then mid sentence I start dropping these like super
Speaker 1: sick beats with my mouth. Wait, you can't control this.
Speaker 1: It just happened. Yeah, And I tried. I call my doctor.
Speaker 1: I couldn't get an appointment until next a wicked Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Did you hear that? Did you hear that? It's still happening.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh, but I'm not
Speaker 1: a doctor, but it almost sounds to me like it's
Speaker 1: made up. That's what everyone says. I promise I cannot
Speaker 1: control remax. Get some drugs. Wow, you see how embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I was at work and I was talking to my
Speaker 1: boss and I just had I happy to use the
Speaker 1: ever restroom poop time. And then he laughed and he
Speaker 1: kicked me out, and I'm scared I'm gonna lose my job.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Marty, but you're really gonna have to
Speaker 1: get a prescription from a doctor. I have no idea
Speaker 1: how to help you about this, and I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: don't mean to laugh. I just know it's just so weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't like fast forward the process though, because I
Speaker 1: can't get in to see my doctor for over a week.
Speaker 1: Do you have like a topical ointment, like a pill
Speaker 1: or like a like you rubb it, rubb it, rubb
Speaker 1: it on that. I'm sorry, sorry, this is just the
Speaker 1: most bizarre thing I've ever heard of. Me too, me too,
Speaker 1: me too? Oh with a drop made me too. I
Speaker 1: don't know where that last thing came from. That wasn't
Speaker 1: my mouth though, the last one with me. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: do you have any gas medication? It sounds like you're
Speaker 1: getting really upset about this. Yeah, yeah, I am. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you consider this a medical emergency or not,
Speaker 1: but I think at least you should go maybe lie down. No, honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm just stuck, and I really do appreciate you being
Speaker 1: patient with me and sticking with me. Me me, it's
Speaker 1: me your audio sticking with me, because honestly, just to
Speaker 1: be able to talk to talk to talk ever talk
Speaker 1: to someone you know. Yeah, Um, this is the most
Speaker 1: unique thing that I've whodos before. So you know what, Marty,
Speaker 1: when you figure this out, you really have to call
Speaker 1: me back. Well, I could call Donna, because she's the
Speaker 1: one who told me to call you in the first place. Wait,
Speaker 1: who's Donna? What are you talking about? Your sister Donna? Donna? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's the one that set you up for this prank
Speaker 1: phone call. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not. This
Speaker 1: is actually a whole day from Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. I'm doing a phone tap on you. Are
Speaker 1: you kidding? You're going this is the weirdest thing I've
Speaker 1: ever heard in my life. Donna said, your life has
Speaker 1: been crazy lately at the pharmacy, so she wanted to
Speaker 1: mix it up a little and put some fun in
Speaker 1: your day. I can't believe it happened. I can't, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it either. I like muffins every morning, weekday.
Speaker 1: Morning on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning Picture.
Speaker 1: This friend of yours is getting married and she asks
Speaker 1: you to help out with the wedding. Okay, so you say,
Speaker 1: of course, and then during the reception, the biggest disaster
Speaker 1: possible actually happens, and it's a hundred percent on you.
Speaker 1: Do you a tell the bride immediately. You'd be call
Speaker 1: her on the honeymoon and tell her the bad news then,
Speaker 1: or see break it down for her after she gets back.
Speaker 1: In an awkward Tuesday phone call over the radio, one
Speaker 1: of our listeners is choosing options and he's convinced that
Speaker 1: the bride is never going to forgive him because of
Speaker 1: the mistake that he made. You're gonna find out what
Speaker 1: happened when we do your brand new awkward Tuesday phone
Speaker 1: call that's coming up to next It's awkward it's Tuesday.
Speaker 1: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Everybody loves a good wedding. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: some people love it for the delicious food. Others like
Speaker 1: the free booze. I personally enjoy watching the sentimental father
Speaker 1: father dance that happens. It's in the men's bathroom after
Speaker 1: the toasts two dads, the two dads. It's really sweet
Speaker 1: and then kind of weird. But even with all the
Speaker 1: happy memories, sometimes weddings can cause a little bit of drama,
Speaker 1: little bit. And that's why one of our listeners emailed
Speaker 1: in for help. His name is David. David, you catched
Speaker 1: a father father dance? Yeah? I did catch it. Okay.
Speaker 1: I hope they washed their hands. That's what he bought
Speaker 1: those dollar bills for. So tell us about why you
Speaker 1: emailed us. What's going on with you? Man? So a
Speaker 1: close friend of mine got married a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1: She was the bride, friends with her three years, and
Speaker 1: I knew she was kind of looking to save money
Speaker 1: for her wedding, and I offered to do their wedding
Speaker 1: photography for free. Oh are you are you a professional photographer? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: good question, I am. I'm I'm a professional photographer. I
Speaker 1: just recently actually opened a photography studio. Cool. Good for you, man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it was kind of a nice favor to her,
Speaker 1: but also kind of like a little business move for yourself. Look,
Speaker 1: get yourself started. Yeah, you usually get a couple of
Speaker 1: clients out of an e minute like that, all right,
Speaker 1: But that wasn't the main reason. I just was trying
Speaker 1: to help a friend. Really, that's huge. That's thousands of
Speaker 1: dollars that they're saving. I mean, that is a beautiful gift.
Speaker 1: How did it go? Uh? Well, that's where I call
Speaker 1: you guys, Because what happened was the wedding day comes
Speaker 1: and part of the reception took place. They got this
Speaker 1: big rental boat, this huge boat that takes everybody out
Speaker 1: to the lake during sun that they didn't own. The
Speaker 1: boat sounds kind of cheap, but we call it a yacht.
Speaker 1: It was really beautiful. So rale on the boat. The
Speaker 1: party's going on. I'm taking a bunch of pictures. Of course,
Speaker 1: it's all happening pretty fast, and it's my memory card.
Speaker 1: When my chemists going off saying, you know, my card
Speaker 1: is full, so it's time to change the card, as
Speaker 1: you do. And it's really kind of getting crazy and
Speaker 1: kind of dark. People are drinking. Somebody starts telling me, Hey,
Speaker 1: they're about to cut the cake. You gotta hurry up.
Speaker 1: So I start rushing changing my SD card out and
Speaker 1: somebody bumps me as I'm changing the card, and the
Speaker 1: card drops onto the railing and it slides right over
Speaker 1: the edge into the water. My heart. The full card,
Speaker 1: the card with all of the pictures of the actual ceremony,
Speaker 1: had it had the first look at the beginning of
Speaker 1: the wedding. It had their first stand. Oh I'm sad.
Speaker 1: Oh the whole first part of the day. So what
Speaker 1: did you jump in the water to get it? Just
Speaker 1: kill yourself and just know you're never How are you
Speaker 1: going to find it? SD card? Those things are so small? Yeah, God,
Speaker 1: I didn't know what. I didn't want to tell them
Speaker 1: and spoil their whole wedding. Oh that's true. What do
Speaker 1: you do you she's still in her dress. Go redo it. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I don't want to sound weird, but we start from
Speaker 1: the very beginning. Yeah, seriously, I mean, what did you
Speaker 1: do in that situation? Well? I freaked out, but also
Speaker 1: at the same time, I was trying to be on
Speaker 1: the down low about it and act like everything was normal. Um,
Speaker 1: so I just kept taking whatever photos I can. I
Speaker 1: did get the tail end of the cake cutting and
Speaker 1: some fantine and oh my god, it wasn't much, honestly. Oh,
Speaker 1: I just I honestly, I feel ill for you, like
Speaker 1: I feel sick. I feel worse for the bride personally. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know yet. Does she doesn't know yet. She
Speaker 1: I haven't talked to her yet. I mean, I didn't
Speaker 1: want to ruin their honeymoon and everything. They left the
Speaker 1: next day for their honeymoon, and you're okay, So that's
Speaker 1: what's happening right now. We're gonna we're gonna call the
Speaker 1: bride and let her know that you don't have most
Speaker 1: of the pictures from her wedding. Yeah, I mean it.
Speaker 1: I'd rather do it with you guys. Have you has
Speaker 1: she been asking about her pictures? Her wedding pictures, because
Speaker 1: most brides like want to see at least a little preview,
Speaker 1: you know, like within the week or whatever, unless you're
Speaker 1: not really into the whole wedding. It's a good point, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: Do you think the marriage will laugh? Maybe you'll have
Speaker 1: another wedding exactly? You can make up for it. Maybe
Speaker 1: you can tell her that you hired a very expensive
Speaker 1: singing trio to sing the bad n your photos are gone.
Speaker 1: What do you think about that? I don't know if
Speaker 1: I could afford a singing group at the time, but
Speaker 1: it's a good idea. Well, okay, well, we have a
Speaker 1: lot to think about. Please stas. We need all of
Speaker 1: everyone listening right now. We need all the suggestions we
Speaker 1: can get. I know we're stressed. Forget the photographer, We're
Speaker 1: stressed about our jobs. So we need help. Text in
Speaker 1: the seventy five and nine two if you have any suggestions.
Speaker 1: We're gonna give you some advice after we play a song,
Speaker 1: and we'll let you do your awkward Tuesday phone call
Speaker 1: right after this. Okay, David, I've seen some pretty tragic
Speaker 1: things happen on a big boat before this music. This
Speaker 1: has got to be up there, Oh man, the worst
Speaker 1: like the iceberg of wait man, Because what do you
Speaker 1: say to a new bride after you accidentally dropped the
Speaker 1: memory card with all of her wedding photos off the
Speaker 1: side of the boat. Yikes? That's what one of our listeners, David,
Speaker 1: is asking us today because he volunteered to be the
Speaker 1: photographer at his close friend's wedding used to be, because
Speaker 1: now he's got to let her know, now that she's
Speaker 1: back from her honeymoon, how he lost all the photos
Speaker 1: from her big It hurts to hear it. What do
Speaker 1: you say to him? What's your advice to David. I've
Speaker 1: been a bride before, David. Yeah, I'm talking of how
Speaker 1: I would react, and there would be a lot of
Speaker 1: tears for me. I just think there's no good way
Speaker 1: to deliver this. You know, you did a good job.
Speaker 1: It wasn't your fault. You delayed it. You didn't ruin
Speaker 1: her party, you didn't ruin her honeymoon. Maybe tell her
Speaker 1: in five years, you know, it's not as too soon
Speaker 1: she's photos. Okay, just keep it simple, apologize and just
Speaker 1: listen straightforward. That's what I was thinking. Okay, Jo, do
Speaker 1: you have a better I feel like you just need
Speaker 1: to focus on the pictures you did take bro, Like
Speaker 1: you said, you know, the cake cutting right when you
Speaker 1: talk to her, tell her you are I got the
Speaker 1: best pictures of the cake and so much of the
Speaker 1: party after. Yeah, the other stuff didn't rink it out,
Speaker 1: but yeah, honestly, mainly just pictures of people drunk in
Speaker 1: the dark. A bunch of drunk people in the dark.
Speaker 1: I want to buy those photos? Are you selling? They
Speaker 1: have clothes on Jeffrey my eyes? Okay, but I guess
Speaker 1: that's really the best that we have for you, David.
Speaker 1: And yeah, okay, I'm gonna dial the bride Grace right
Speaker 1: now and let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call
Speaker 1: to let her know you lost most of her wedding photos.
Speaker 1: All right, man, Yeah, you guys to keep saying that
Speaker 1: I lost it, but I was bumped, So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell her that it was an accident. Somebody you know
Speaker 1: is don't do it by a railing. Yeah, all right, well,
Speaker 1: here you go. I'm down the number right now. Good luck, man,
Speaker 1: Thank you. Hello, Hey, Grace, how's it going. It's David.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, David. Hey, how are you good? How
Speaker 1: are you? Holy? Honestly, we have no idea. You're not
Speaker 1: gonna believe the last two weeks that we had. I mean,
Speaker 1: where do I start. So during our flight to Camcoo
Speaker 1: and there was like this severe tropical weather or whatever,
Speaker 1: so we couldn't take off, and then we had to
Speaker 1: stay our first honeymoon night in a disgusting airport. So yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it was just too much. I mean, we finally ended
Speaker 1: up making it to Mexico like the next day, and
Speaker 1: then we check in, we go to the beach, and
Speaker 1: within the first hour of us being at the beach,
Speaker 1: no joke gets stung by a jellyfish. Oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's he's in bed for two days. We're covering
Speaker 1: from the stupid jelly sush attack and we're just ordering
Speaker 1: room service. Oh yeah. And then after that, while we
Speaker 1: were doing room service, guess who decides the humors to
Speaker 1: try the weird hotel Gaspacho, My husband, of course. So
Speaker 1: then we both end up getting food poisoning for the
Speaker 1: next four days. It was pretty much like the worst
Speaker 1: honeymoon that you could imagine. No, wait, it gets way worse.
Speaker 1: When we get home. What do I find my wedding dress?
Speaker 1: It was hanging on my closet door, and well, my
Speaker 1: dog apparently thought it was a giant floating chew toy. No. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then while we were gone, always pulled the dress
Speaker 1: off the hook and pour the whole thing up. Oh
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Do you hear that? Oh my god? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was terrible. Oh well, I mean, I guess hopefully
Speaker 1: don't have just a good faith from here on out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what all that I can hope for, right because
Speaker 1: my honeymoon was ruined and my dress is ruined. But
Speaker 1: um yeah, that's my life right now. So how's yours going?
Speaker 1: Put's up? Uh? Not? Mine is not. There's it's not
Speaker 1: so good they have there, I mean, you're that sounds terrible.
Speaker 1: But I have something else that I need to tell you. Okay,
Speaker 1: what is it? Ah? So pretty much there was an
Speaker 1: accident that happened that I didn't tell you about. Um
Speaker 1: during your reception on the boat. Um, pretty much all
Speaker 1: of your the first half, I would say, of the
Speaker 1: photos they got lost. Um yeah, I'm oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry I got I was so it's changing
Speaker 1: my memory card right before you guys cut the cake
Speaker 1: and as somebody bumped me from behind and the st
Speaker 1: card went over into the lake, and pretty much everything
Speaker 1: from before the wedding before you cut the wedding cake,
Speaker 1: I don't have. I didn't have backup yet of it,
Speaker 1: and I lost all those photos. Okay, you're you're kiddie right, Uh, Nope,
Speaker 1: that's that's the truth. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Wait wait wait,
Speaker 1: who is who are these other people on the line?
Speaker 1: What the hell is happening? Hey, hey Grace, Um, you're
Speaker 1: on the radio right now on a morning show called
Speaker 1: Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh my god, Um, what
Speaker 1: is going on? What's happening? Uh? Well, I hate to
Speaker 1: pile on to what sounds like a really bad few
Speaker 1: weeks for you here, but you're doing something called an
Speaker 1: awkward Tuesday phone call and that's fun on the radio.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, say this is a radio show, so
Speaker 1: this is a prank. This is all made up. This
Speaker 1: is yeah, that's not We do do prank balls on
Speaker 1: the show that this is not one of them. What
Speaker 1: said was the truth about your wedding photos. Okay, so
Speaker 1: wait wait, wait, wait, hold on, you're telling me that
Speaker 1: what you just told me is true, that my photos
Speaker 1: are really gone from my wedding. I yes, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I waited to tell you till now, but I thought
Speaker 1: that was the better thing to do at the moment. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, my my wedding is still ruined. It's not
Speaker 1: gonna make it any better because you waited to tell me. Well,
Speaker 1: your wedding wasn't ruined. I mean the honeymoon, it sounds
Speaker 1: like kind of took a turn for the worst. But
Speaker 1: you know, it's those moments that really bond you as
Speaker 1: a couple, like you can make it through that, you
Speaker 1: can make it through anything. That's what tells her husband
Speaker 1: draw all the sad times in their loss. One of
Speaker 1: the best parts about having a big wedding is having
Speaker 1: all of the memories to look back on, remembering how
Speaker 1: great of a day it was. And now those are gone.
Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do? Well, I'm sure your
Speaker 1: friends took some good cell phone. I mean, there's no
Speaker 1: there's nothing you can say to make it better. You
Speaker 1: can try and recreate the day over again and have
Speaker 1: him try again with more photos. Yeah, I can't even
Speaker 1: retake my wedding photos with my wedding dress because it's ruined. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you are handling this much better than I would. And
Speaker 1: what else am I supposed to do at this point?
Speaker 1: Like they're just gone, so I can't, like, you know, okay, well,
Speaker 1: so what what if? What if we could secure another
Speaker 1: wedding dress for you? Because I'm sure Brooke would be
Speaker 1: willing to lend you her. It's not really style. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: she could have it, it's just it's just old. No,
Speaker 1: don't take that. Hi, excuse me. Um, I don't know
Speaker 1: who you guys are at all. I don't How do
Speaker 1: you know that the wedding dress is gonna hit me?
Speaker 1: Brooke is willing to pay for whatever it takes to
Speaker 1: make sure that. I'm open to the idea, but to
Speaker 1: be honest with you, no offense. I just need to
Speaker 1: see a picture of it first because I don't want
Speaker 1: us to look tacky. Yeah, it was a beautiful gown.
Speaker 1: It was a beautiful and it makes your waist look tiny.
Speaker 1: The photoshop that was me, Jeffrey. I did not photoshop pictures.
Speaker 1: If it makes you feel better, Grace, I mean, we'll
Speaker 1: do what we can. I mean, I'm definitely open to it.
Speaker 1: That's I don't really have many other options. Can you
Speaker 1: imagine how romantic it's going to be when you get
Speaker 1: that seventh first look? You're gonna want to capture that moment.
Speaker 1: Trust me. I just feel like she's gonna have daggers
Speaker 1: at her. We're going to have a photoshop a smile
Speaker 1: on my face and all right, I hear you coming
Speaker 1: around a little bit. Grace. Great, you're handling this like
Speaker 1: a champ. You really are. Yeah, so you should be
Speaker 1: proud of yourself. Thank you, thank you. Yeah, David, you're
Speaker 1: feeling a little bit about how this went, I mean,
Speaker 1: thank you, Grace for being an understanding I feel terrible ill. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And if any of our listeners want to book a
Speaker 1: photo shoot with two yeah, he's an aquatic photographer. So
Speaker 1: I think there's a reason why we say is company
Speaker 1: broke and Jeffrey in the morning. One of the nicest
Speaker 1: things that you can do to show somebody that you're
Speaker 1: thinking of them is to get them a greeting card.
Speaker 1: Getting like a random card, it's very nice. It's very
Speaker 1: old school, but I think it really shows a lot
Speaker 1: of effort put into it. And it's not just for
Speaker 1: birthdays or anniversaries either, or you know, sorry you got
Speaker 1: your leg run over in that taxi accident, very specific.
Speaker 1: I didn't no Mark was carrying that one. Sorry, I
Speaker 1: had to get to the airport. It was really last minute.
Speaker 1: They have a card for pretty much every possible life situation,
Speaker 1: like for example, just the other day, I had a
Speaker 1: friend who got sick by kissing a bird and it
Speaker 1: wasn't on the mouth, so I found the perfect get
Speaker 1: well soon card descend his way. I don't know what
Speaker 1: are we getting into the details about this anyway, The
Speaker 1: card made him so happy that when he saw it,
Speaker 1: he got better almost immediately. Yes, that is the power
Speaker 1: of turning about other things. He just imagined how good
Speaker 1: this show would sound if my co host tried putting
Speaker 1: that kind of love into attention into a brand new
Speaker 1: edition of Care or Don't Care? I see it? Can
Speaker 1: we can we get any of that love? Is the
Speaker 1: Is it the kissing that you want or is it
Speaker 1: the car? Stop focusing on the kissing the bird thing.
Speaker 1: I just want you to care, Okay, care coming up?
Speaker 1: Brand Career Don't Care? Coming up at eight ten. It's
Speaker 1: broken Jeffrey in the morning, and it's time for your
Speaker 1: six minute forecast with Jeff Doppler Debout. Seeing a Colt
Speaker 1: front moving into the studio given us a fifty percent
Speaker 1: chance of cares this more name and a ninety percent
Speaker 1: chance of unexpected moistness that forecast because of all the
Speaker 1: unpredictable weather. I'm wearing my thunderwear for a brand new
Speaker 1: edition of Care or Don't Care, So let's get right
Speaker 1: into it, looking for your three year old to lose
Speaker 1: some LB's what has got the perfect gifts? Care don't care.
Speaker 1: I care because I know I shouldn't care. I don't care.
Speaker 1: That's sick. In the last few years since COVID's taken over,
Speaker 1: you hear about more and more of your friends, family,
Speaker 1: neighbors buying pelotons to stay in shape. Yeah. I got
Speaker 1: a friends. I'm one of those. Yeah, exactly. What about
Speaker 1: the little ones in your household? What are they supposed
Speaker 1: to do while mommy's doing a thirty minute hill climb
Speaker 1: with Cody rigsby Circle. I don't know. Well. This year,
Speaker 1: the toy company Little Tykes has released something they call
Speaker 1: the Pelican No No, which is a stationary bike for
Speaker 1: three to seven year olds. Mimicking a pellets give him
Speaker 1: a complex early. I love it. This way, little Oscar
Speaker 1: can burn carves right next year after getting his morning
Speaker 1: note game. You know that my daughter loves getting on
Speaker 1: the bikes. We don't have one at our house, but
Speaker 1: when wherever at other people's house, and she's like, I
Speaker 1: can almost reach the petals, Like I think she'd been
Speaker 1: down for this. The company's already feeling encouraged from their
Speaker 1: early sales, but some parents are worried that it might
Speaker 1: discourage kids from riding actual bikes and exploring their neighborhood. Wait,
Speaker 1: that's the worry, Yeah, Freddy, why are you working out
Speaker 1: inside in the middle of the street like a normal child?
Speaker 1: And now we can watch TV and cycle like Dorthy explored,
Speaker 1: where's the map? Like I don't know, I got a corner.
Speaker 1: Get them hooked early. Let's go to your next headline.
Speaker 1: Who needs Superman when we have this nine year old
Speaker 1: girl in Florida? Don't care? I care? I care. The
Speaker 1: other day, nine year old Journey Nelson and her mom
Speaker 1: were out shopping for groceries at the local supermarket, and
Speaker 1: they were loading items into the back of their car
Speaker 1: when suddenly a large man rushed up and started pulling
Speaker 1: at the mom's purse, knocking her down onto the ground,
Speaker 1: and the guy, coward um excuse me, reportedly yelled at
Speaker 1: the mother to let go of the purse repeatedly or quote,
Speaker 1: you're gonna make me pop you. Oh oh, okay, And
Speaker 1: that's when nine year old Journey bravely ran straight up
Speaker 1: to the assailant and punched him right in the hand.
Speaker 1: And then she then harnessed her inner crouching tiger and
Speaker 1: kicked him in the face, yeah, causing the guy to
Speaker 1: fall back and run away, nice and run away year old.
Speaker 1: But Journey wasn't done. She chased the guy my god,
Speaker 1: chased him out of the parking lot, down the street
Speaker 1: for four houses until he finally managed to get away.
Speaker 1: Who in the best part. The child wild size beat
Speaker 1: down was all caught on the store security footage, which
Speaker 1: obviously went viral, and two days later the attacker was identified,
Speaker 1: tracked down, and arrested. That kid's got the best home
Speaker 1: video ever. Now. Afterwards, the police department honored Journey with
Speaker 1: a metal and a certificate for her quick actions and
Speaker 1: her courage, and hopefully discouraged her against followed other criminals
Speaker 1: down dark streets. They should hire her full time to
Speaker 1: be security outside. Let's see you guys care about this one?
Speaker 1: Looking for a dangerous Christmas gift this holiday season? After opening,
Speaker 1: there's only a fifty fifty percent chance something that'll happen.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I like a little excitement on Christmas morning.
Speaker 1: I care. Yeah, I need some gift ideas. I care.
Speaker 1: There's a Japanese delicacy called fuku. You may have heard
Speaker 1: of this. It's a possibly once in a lifetime dish
Speaker 1: of a poisonous pufferfish. Oh. I have only a trained
Speaker 1: professionals allowed to serve it to you because if you
Speaker 1: eat the wrong part, you could actually die. I literally
Speaker 1: have a certificate for this, so it's strictly regulated all
Speaker 1: over the world. And that had one Japanese company very
Speaker 1: interested in coming up with a possible food mashup to
Speaker 1: end all food mashups. They recently developed a line of
Speaker 1: fugu pufferfish flavored chips. No no, no, The spokesperson says,
Speaker 1: it's for people who've always wondered what pufferfish taste like.
Speaker 1: But this is a little safer, a little but a
Speaker 1: little safern It's like flavored like poison sacked. You can
Speaker 1: actually purchase these at illegal Chips dot com dot com.
Speaker 1: Two other controversial flavors. One is horsemeat chips, which have
Speaker 1: been banned since eighteen. My dad claims the eight horsemeat
Speaker 1: as a kid. He said it's real greasy. You should
Speaker 1: get some of these for him for holidays. The other
Speaker 1: one is something called kasu marzou, which if you lived
Speaker 1: in Sardinia you might know as maggot cheese. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I've actually heard about this maggot cheese. I don't want
Speaker 1: to know. I don't want to asking for the description, Well,
Speaker 1: if you're fun, you can get all three players of
Speaker 1: chips for only twelve dollars, the perfect gift for somebody
Speaker 1: you don't like that much for the holiday. And finally,
Speaker 1: Jeff's joke of the day, carry don't care. What do
Speaker 1: you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple store?
Speaker 1: What an eyewitness? Car? Don't car broke? And Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning, don't forget Brooks all time record in this
Speaker 1: game is fifty two wins in a row, and today
Speaker 1: she's going for her forty fourth win consecutively. She's getting closer.
Speaker 1: So we had to go in some wringers for this.
Speaker 1: That's why we brought in Tory from Bainbridge, who played
Speaker 1: you three years ago and she didn't win. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was not notorious. All right, I'm sorry. Are you gonna
Speaker 1: be victorious? Yeah? Lead the smack talk on her torn Hey,
Speaker 1: what's changed in the last three years? Tory? You know
Speaker 1: I've been training a lot, doing a lot of trivia
Speaker 1: question every day mental pushups. I like that. Yep, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: this is it. I want to make a tory joke too.
Speaker 1: It's almost obligatory. Okay, we're an all time low. Let's
Speaker 1: just get into it. Tor. You know how the game played.
Speaker 1: You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know when, you can say passed. But
Speaker 1: you have to beat broke out right to win? Are
Speaker 1: you ready? I am ready? All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. Actor Ben Stiller celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 1: Is he in his forties, fifties or sixties fifties? Whose
Speaker 1: vocal cords are longer men or women? Men? What famous
Speaker 1: rapper was once an actor on the TV show to
Speaker 1: Grassi Path. Mount blanc is the tallest mountain in which
Speaker 1: European country France. Which day of the week was named
Speaker 1: after the Norse god thor Thursday? The founder of Atari
Speaker 1: also launched what famous family restaurant chain? I didn't hear? Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'll read one more time. The founder of Atari also
Speaker 1: launched what famous family restaurant chain? M Chuck E Cheese?
Speaker 1: All right? Got those answers in Brooks coming back in studio?
Speaker 1: And what's something you're looking forward to with the holidays
Speaker 1: coming up? Tori, Well, we travel, so I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to spending up with a family and friends at travel together.
Speaker 1: Oh okay time. Yeahs. We come from different locations usual.
Speaker 1: We get a Maui and spent time in Mallie. I
Speaker 1: pictured them and covered wagons on the Oregon Trail. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Brooke up? Is this to keep the streak alive? Are
Speaker 1: you ready? Yes? Your time starts now. Actor Ben Stiller
Speaker 1: celebrates a birthday today. Is he in his forties, fifties
Speaker 1: or sixties? Whose vocal cords are longer men or women? Men?
Speaker 1: What famous rapper was once an actor on the TV
Speaker 1: show Degrassi u oh Drake. Mount blanc is the tallest
Speaker 1: mountain in which European country France. Which day of the
Speaker 1: week was named after the Norse god thor uh Sunday?
Speaker 1: The founder of Atari also launched what famous family restaurant
Speaker 1: chain really? Applebee's question? Family Friendly? All right, we're going there.
Speaker 1: Let's go to the scoreboard. Check out how you did
Speaker 1: with Jose Dines shut Homer Tory. You did so good.
Speaker 1: You got five crimes. That is some key. This is
Speaker 1: really good. I don't think I did it, and brook
Speaker 1: you got the literal same exact amount of questions in
Speaker 1: did she get that? A Tory question? Did she? Who knows?
Speaker 1: She got five? Brook you got only four? Congratulation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that has well deserved my friends done. That was I
Speaker 1: will definitely lose on that now. Absolutely, let's go to
Speaker 1: the answers here. Actor Ben Stiller celebrates a birthday. He's
Speaker 1: in his fifties, turning fifty six today. Between men and women,
Speaker 1: men have the longer vocal cords. They're also thicker than women's,
Speaker 1: which is why their voice happens to be deeper and sexier.
Speaker 1: Not mine. Mine are very long. Thank you. Famous rapper
Speaker 1: who used to act on the TV show to Grassi
Speaker 1: is Drake. Mount blanc is the tallest mountain in France.
Speaker 1: She got that question right. The day of the week
Speaker 1: named after the Norse god Thor is Thursday, the founder
Speaker 1: of Atari that also launched a famous family restaurant chain,
Speaker 1: which one is it? Torio? So congratulations Tori. You end
Speaker 1: Brooks winning Street. You get a hundred bucks and just
Speaker 1: for playing you also get a fifty dollars gift card
Speaker 1: to Sephora and Bellevue. Sahara is the perfect about to
Speaker 1: pick up holiday gifts for those you love, or if
Speaker 1: you want to treat yourself, just by a gallon tub
Speaker 1: of industrial moisturizer. Take that winter. Yeah, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: drive me out. Crack skin there, Jeffrey, Congratulations Tory, thank
Speaker 1: you nicely done. If I am humbled, good do broke,
Speaker 1: good to one win. We'll do it again, same time tomorrow,
Speaker 1: Brock and Jeffrey in the morning.