Speaker 1: All right, hold on. Even though our digital producer Jake
Speaker 1: is in the room right now, he's sending me a
Speaker 1: message via more eyes are closed. You see. If I
Speaker 1: can decide for this literally next week, I think I
Speaker 1: got it. If you are more seeing cuss words, I
Speaker 1: still think that breaks FCS. It's either he wants me
Speaker 1: to pick him up a roast beef on rye for lunch,
Speaker 1: hold the tomato extra horse radish I don't know about,
Speaker 1: or it's time we got straight to the shot calling question.
Speaker 1: Was I right, Jake? What what's the reason for this? Well,
Speaker 1: Jeff just like that weird rash on my back, it
Speaker 1: just won't go away. It's another edition of the Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeff Lee wed game. I mean it's fun. Come on, Jane.
Speaker 1: He asked the listeners if they wanted to see this
Speaker 1: game come back, and they replied with a resounding huh
Speaker 1: one game. Either they don't know the segment or I
Speaker 1: thought we were canceled years ago. But anyway, in the
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeff Leewebb game, we're gonna find out how
Speaker 1: well do you really know your co hosts. We're sticking
Speaker 1: with the same pairs today, Alexis and Jose Wow and
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeff. I'll ask you three intimate questions about
Speaker 1: each other, and if you get two out of three right,
Speaker 1: you're safe and your partner takes the shock. If you
Speaker 1: get more wrong, the opposite will happen. So let's play. Okay, Alexis,
Speaker 1: are you ready to show off your knowledge of your crush? Jose?
Speaker 1: And yes, I'm ready. So your heart's crushed. Whatever you
Speaker 1: want to call for the show. I asked Jose, who
Speaker 1: is your first celebrity crush? Did he say to Panga
Speaker 1: from Boy Meets World, Elaine from Seinfeld, or the Pink
Speaker 1: Power Ranger. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, honest, they
Speaker 1: don't really know who the first two are. They look
Speaker 1: like a lame from Seinfeld. They don't even know. But
Speaker 1: it sounds like a nerdy person, which I don't feel
Speaker 1: like Jose's crush. She's in deep, she's deep. Okay, maybe
Speaker 1: she know that show at LA No, But I've heard
Speaker 1: of other guys who like the Power Rangers, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go with the Pink Power Rangers. I assume Jose
Speaker 1: this second question, I asked him what's his favorite board
Speaker 1: or card game? Did he say mouse Trap? Okay, Monopoly
Speaker 1: or the Salvadorian card game called Don't Wake Daddy was
Speaker 1: translated okay, not Monopoly, too long for his attention span. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I'll go with mouse Trap involves like cute
Speaker 1: animals and food, so I feel like that's Jose logic
Speaker 1: plastic mouse cute. The third question I asked Jose was
Speaker 1: what one word best describes his perfect kiss? Did he
Speaker 1: say simple? Okay, hot, okay, Gucci? Oh no, that's a
Speaker 1: tough one for Jose. Yeah. I don't know if I've
Speaker 1: ever ever heard him say Gucci before. Um, but I
Speaker 1: feel like he uses the word hot a lot to
Speaker 1: describe stuff. I'm gonna go with hot for him. Alexis
Speaker 1: are you ready for your answers? Yes? Who was Jose's
Speaker 1: first celebrity crush? You said the Pink Power Ranger and
Speaker 1: he said the Pink Power Ranger. I love her, just
Speaker 1: a faceless woman. What is Jose's favorite board or card game?
Speaker 1: You said mouse Trap and he said I love Trap,
Speaker 1: but Monopoly is a part of our fans and you
Speaker 1: ever sit through a full game every twenty minutes? For me?
Speaker 1: Because I have such bad add What one word best
Speaker 1: describes his perfect kiss? O? Wait, this is right. I
Speaker 1: have to get this right. Okay, what one word best
Speaker 1: describes his perfect kiss? You said hot, and he said simple,
Speaker 1: not too much tongue, but not too little. He gave
Speaker 1: me a lot of details during this symbol. Okay, Jeff,
Speaker 1: you're up is going to be getting shocked at the
Speaker 1: end of this. Right, Jeff, You're up. You're appaired with Brooke.
Speaker 1: I'm going to hide my face because I feel like
Speaker 1: my face gives away all the answers. Hide your face
Speaker 1: from us. Before the show, I asked Brooke, who is
Speaker 1: your first celebrity crush? Did she say Mario Lopez from
Speaker 1: Saved by the Bell? Not old enough? Did she say
Speaker 1: the Batman actor Christian Bale, but specifically from Newsies or
Speaker 1: from the movie City Slickers, Billy Crystal Billy christ God,
Speaker 1: maybe the least sexual, which is Brooks type. Honestly, you
Speaker 1: know me, Mario Lopez would have been the stereotypical answer
Speaker 1: for a lot of Brooks friends. But Brooke wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's too mainstream for her, so she's gonna
Speaker 1: go Christian Bale from the news I could see that.
Speaker 1: The second question, I asked her, what's her favorite border
Speaker 1: card game. Did she say Old Maid, Spades or the
Speaker 1: old German card game called Hyde Hitler? Yeah, why would
Speaker 1: you play that? Definitely set that maybe uncomfortable. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you needn't answer, jeff Uh, well, it's definitely not the
Speaker 1: Hitler one. I'm pretty sure. Uh, Spades and what old Maid?
Speaker 1: Nobody likes? Old Maid everyone doesn't like. Even brook is
Speaker 1: going to be bored by Old Maid. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: with spades. The third question I asked Brooke was what
Speaker 1: one word best describes her perfect kiss? Did she say passionate, carnal, motherly,
Speaker 1: it's time to go to bad kids. I'm really opened passionate.
Speaker 1: I was actually leaning towards motherly, except Brooks started up laugh.
Speaker 1: That happened. So it's either cardinal or passionate. No way,
Speaker 1: she said cardinals. Oh God, I think it would be cardinal,
Speaker 1: but she wouldn't say. Yeah. I mean, you gotta go
Speaker 1: with passionate on that last one. Jeffy, you're ready for
Speaker 1: your answers? Yes, who was brooks first celebrity crush? You
Speaker 1: said Christian Bale from the movie Newsies, And she said
Speaker 1: Christian by let's do it. A hot man that can sing?
Speaker 1: A dance had me. I remember watching that movie and
Speaker 1: thinking my parents shouldn't be around. I want to give
Speaker 1: him a nice motherly kids. What is Brooks's favorite board
Speaker 1: or card game? You said spades, And even though she
Speaker 1: is an old maid, her favorite game is spades. It's
Speaker 1: what one word best describes her perfect kiss. You said passionate,
Speaker 1: and she also said passionate. Guys know each other and shocked.
Speaker 1: I kind of like shame to Carnal. All right, Brooke
Speaker 1: and Alexis are taking a tandem shock and they're going
Speaker 1: to be singing the song all Star by smash Man.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we are You know this song, alex It?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah from Shrek? Okay, sorry, hey, now you're a
Speaker 1: rock star. Get the show one. That was a passionate
Speaker 1: version of the shot broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: The other day, our bosses emailed everybody in the office
Speaker 1: a short survey to fill out that Yeah no, I
Speaker 1: asked him if it was a fishing scam, and I
Speaker 1: wasn't supposed to fill it out because I had the
Speaker 1: weirdest questions in him. There's only three of them, and
Speaker 1: on the bottom it asked, what nickname would you like
Speaker 1: to go buy while you're at work. Oh yeah, did
Speaker 1: you come up with one? Well, it just made me
Speaker 1: think I've never really asked my coworkers what they her
Speaker 1: nicknames are like in my head, I know, I've always
Speaker 1: called Alexis cloppity clop Hey for the sound that her
Speaker 1: discount high heels make when she's to go by. Whenever
Speaker 1: I see Jose, I call him porch walrus. I don't
Speaker 1: really know why it feels right. It just feel like
Speaker 1: I'm a porch. I know there's actually a few people
Speaker 1: around the office that call Brook courtesy flush. I don't
Speaker 1: think I need to explain that one didn't get it.
Speaker 1: Stop using the bathroom so much and give us a
Speaker 1: courtesy plush and what okay that is coming from you.
Speaker 1: I don't even use your bathroom because it's so disgusting
Speaker 1: all the way down the hall. And as for myself,
Speaker 1: I guess in my head I've always called myself the
Speaker 1: drill sergeant, either that or Johnny Sausage. I have a
Speaker 1: lot of nicknames from themself. Know how quickly hr emails
Speaker 1: you your nicknames, Well, listeners are gonna want to stick
Speaker 1: around because coming up clopperty clop ports Warriors courtesy Flush
Speaker 1: and john Sausage to share what's been on our minds
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. It's Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning, and imagine an epic slow clap. Now,
Speaker 1: imagine an epic slow clap by a stadium full of sloths.
Speaker 1: It's too fast. It's like a six hour slow clap.
Speaker 1: If that mental image doesn't hurt your brain, then this
Speaker 1: segment will. It's called What's on Your Mind, where we
Speaker 1: go around the room and find out what each member
Speaker 1: of the Morning Show has been thinking about lately, starting
Speaker 1: with Brooke. Brooke, finally you can tell us what's on
Speaker 1: your mind. You're excited because my house has entered a
Speaker 1: new level of crazy. My husband has been obsessed with
Speaker 1: these candles. They're like cedar balsam candle from Trader Joe. Okay,
Speaker 1: so nice, they're really good. Well they're nice, right, they're nice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they come out once a year. He's been calling the
Speaker 1: store to see when they get the shipment in. There
Speaker 1: was a delay because they kept sending cinnamon cereal to
Speaker 1: our store. Is a big conundro. So finally the candles
Speaker 1: come in. Okay, and my husband is stoked. He's like,
Speaker 1: I called, they put aside six for me. WHOA okay.
Speaker 1: He goes to the store, he picks up two extras.
Speaker 1: He comes home and he's like, wow, I got eight. Wow,
Speaker 1: I got eight. He goes, I'm not done. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? He goes upstairs, changes into a suit,
Speaker 1: a suit, shut up a suit so he won't be recognized,
Speaker 1: changes his mask, drives the other star just kids eight more.
Speaker 1: We have sixteen of thiet of her pocket and god,
Speaker 1: I asked him. I'm like, well, these are for gifts then, right?
Speaker 1: It smells good and he's like, no, these are for me, Brooke,
Speaker 1: you are not allowed to touch. I literally had to
Speaker 1: speak out, why would you use the word crazy to
Speaker 1: describe this? Sounds like a great idea. I will show
Speaker 1: you pictures of his outfit one versus outfit took jose
Speaker 1: You tell us what's been on your mind. Well, a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago I was talking to my dentists
Speaker 1: about getting my teeth white, but I never followed through
Speaker 1: until now, did you like forget that you had the appointment? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the pandemic hit and I was kind of like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: Now it's like no one even sees my teeth because
Speaker 1: I'm always wearing a mask. So anyway, we're getting out
Speaker 1: of there. And I bought one online. Wait a kid,
Speaker 1: let's skip the pros and go to the NBER online. Okay,
Speaker 1: let me explain. I go to their website and I
Speaker 1: ordered the wireless upgraded Bluetooth version of the line. It
Speaker 1: should just be a whitening jelly Facebook guy. Oh you think. No,
Speaker 1: there's wands, there's gels, raisers, chargers, there's refills, dollars. You're
Speaker 1: whitening other body parts and next thing you know, I
Speaker 1: spent five hundred dollars. Then it comes and you open it,
Speaker 1: and I'm on the website. It's simple one two, three,
Speaker 1: easy white teeth, you have gold teeth. I open it
Speaker 1: and there are so many instructions. It is so confusing,
Speaker 1: and literally I have just decided, like I don't even
Speaker 1: know if I'm going to use it, and I currently
Speaker 1: have some kind of gel also charging in my kitchen
Speaker 1: right now. I don't know if I'm charging with what happening,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have to like activate, I don't.
Speaker 1: I didn't read it using Okay, I would recommend the
Speaker 1: dentists again, I kind of want to see how this
Speaker 1: turns out, or maybe I was gonna have radiation anyway,
Speaker 1: I wish me luck, good luck with that social media coordinator, Alexis,
Speaker 1: what's been on your mind? You guys? My fears family
Speaker 1: humiliated me in this past weekend. Oh no, we went
Speaker 1: to get a Christmas tree together, like a local Christmas
Speaker 1: tree farm back home. No, we're all like normal families
Speaker 1: who get trees. It's like a whole chaotic issue for it.
Speaker 1: So that's normal. And yeah, the chaos is normal. Everyone
Speaker 1: seemed like palm around us. And it's like we're there
Speaker 1: like over an hour because my two brothers can't agree
Speaker 1: on the perfect tree and once in college, once twelve
Speaker 1: and they fight which tree rither? Do you care specifically
Speaker 1: what trees? Literally on my phone, like I do not care.
Speaker 1: They all look the time to say. It's like a
Speaker 1: bad family sitom tree. So my little brother's running around
Speaker 1: the farm screaming my name across it, like the older
Speaker 1: brother of Ben like is literally yelling to me at
Speaker 1: one point like alexis, I found a green one, like
Speaker 1: a really green one. Yes, I like that. They both
Speaker 1: want your approval. No, yeah, you it's good. I'm talking
Speaker 1: it all. It starts raining. It's pouring rain. So my
Speaker 1: mom starts crying because we're not going to get a
Speaker 1: cute family photo. My mom's screaming, get them to hurry
Speaker 1: to the rains room near her hair. How how is
Speaker 1: she going to face that this was a great moment.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's not on Facebook. Gets so crying
Speaker 1: mom and two screaming brothers arguing and on your phone.
Speaker 1: Now there over an hour in the rain. You gonna
Speaker 1: treat that. We get home and no one likes it.
Speaker 1: Of course, welcome to the holiday start. Yeah, I told
Speaker 1: my family, I'm done get a tree. With that done,
Speaker 1: everyone's on your mind. So over the weekend, I had
Speaker 1: a bunch of friends over at my place, people that
Speaker 1: actually came in from out of town to come in,
Speaker 1: like stay over friends. I was out with people. We're
Speaker 1: all drinking together, we're singing karaoke together at my place.
Speaker 1: I don't think this at all. I don't because I
Speaker 1: have friends. Yeah, I mean, you're just not invited to
Speaker 1: any of the parties because you're all such a big
Speaker 1: buzz kiss. It's starting to get late, and I make
Speaker 1: a last minute call to surprise everybody and I order
Speaker 1: late night Delight Livery from a very very popular fast
Speaker 1: food Mexican restaurant, put in this huge order. I walk
Speaker 1: in the living room with everything. I'm like, guess what boom?
Speaker 1: Everybody dig in and there's this long, awkward silence. What
Speaker 1: nobody wants it? Who are your friends? I thought that
Speaker 1: was gonna be the real that nobody was actually there.
Speaker 1: But they're not interested. And I'm thinking, we used to
Speaker 1: eat at this place all the time. This was our
Speaker 1: go to spot whenever we had the drunch we exactly
Speaker 1: we've kind of grown out of this now, Like you know,
Speaker 1: oven cornish game hends on deaths of organic cut my
Speaker 1: stomach chest, I would be able to sleep to night. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: karaoke nights are gonna change. You guys are gonna be
Speaker 1: invited next time. Text into seven eighty five nine to
Speaker 1: tell us what's been on your mind? It's Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. For me, the best part about
Speaker 1: telling everybody what's been on our minds is when the
Speaker 1: listeners text in and tell us what's been on theirs. It.
Speaker 1: We got one text into seventy five nine two. It says,
Speaker 1: teacher here got a random hug from a student last week.
Speaker 1: Thanks to whoever texted in last week, teacher life is hard.
Speaker 1: Keep up the encouragement. It's really appreciated your teachers, kid. Yes,
Speaker 1: I know. Kids have to do it because when the
Speaker 1: parents try and go up and hug all the teachers
Speaker 1: and then they get all weird about it. So the teachers,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, okay, well I feel like sneaks up. Oh
Speaker 1: it's the random kissing of the teachers. That's when another
Speaker 1: text came in and said, what's on my mind is
Speaker 1: Olivia Rodrigo's songs are all the same, Like why either
Speaker 1: a she's the problem in all her relationships or it's
Speaker 1: the same guy and she can't get over it. Like omg,
Speaker 1: it's the same whiny song. I feel like that's her
Speaker 1: texting in right now. Just let her have her a moment. Okay,
Speaker 1: she's making a lot of money off a heart. It's
Speaker 1: every song, right, every song on the radio is all
Speaker 1: the same song by every artist. That's true. Coming up next,
Speaker 1: we have I don't Miss You, but I secretly do.
Speaker 1: And one more text came in. This one I can
Speaker 1: actually get behind it, says hashtag less news more nudes.
Speaker 1: Here we go let's take that spirit into this next segment.
Speaker 1: It's a La Stories that's coming up right after this.
Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that just got Jose's Christmas bonus.
Speaker 1: Oh the reason why is because he's been on time
Speaker 1: seventy percent more than Jose has. This year's good for him. Sorry,
Speaker 1: Jose makes sense. It's Laser Stories trading at Murray read
Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 1: except we have a laser and those other cock cock
Speaker 1: crack sheep. Just this first Laser Stories out of Arkansas
Speaker 1: last month, the guy named Donald Cooper was walking around
Speaker 1: town when he got the urge to do something bad
Speaker 1: and ended up stealing someone's Harley Davidson motorcycle. I mean
Speaker 1: that's and then like the antithesis of bad, because you're
Speaker 1: like also bad on the Harley Davidson. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: He got away from police after he ditched it and
Speaker 1: ran off on foot, and so they posted a photo
Speaker 1: of the motorcycle on Facebook along with the description of
Speaker 1: the suspect. Oh that's when Donald saw that post. He
Speaker 1: saved a screenshot of it and turned it into a
Speaker 1: T shirt. Whyh my gosh, this is in fact and
Speaker 1: many different people around town reported that they saw Donald
Speaker 1: wearing a black T shirt that had a screenshot at
Speaker 1: the police's Facebook post on him, and the only difference
Speaker 1: than the original post was that the cops called him
Speaker 1: a wanted criminal, but Donald added to it saying wanted criminal.
Speaker 1: Mastermind playing with that photoshop so fixed that for you.
Speaker 1: Definitely a mastermind. Moved to wear your own Facebook I'm brilliant.
Speaker 1: The cops were called, and not surprisingly, he was wearing
Speaker 1: the shirt when they arrested him. I want to see
Speaker 1: the mug shot so bad. They're just like, yeah, if
Speaker 1: you buy. Afterwards, they posted a follow up on Facebook
Speaker 1: thanking Donald for his help. Yea mastermind. They wouldn't have
Speaker 1: been able to solve the case without him. His next
Speaker 1: laser stories out of northern England. Out in the countryside,
Speaker 1: there's a retired race horse named Nelson. Spend a lot
Speaker 1: of his day is just moving around his stable. Taken
Speaker 1: in life named Nelson and I both want to go
Speaker 1: hang out with Nelson. Last month, a sixty seven year
Speaker 1: old grandmother named Margaret Porter was walking by the property
Speaker 1: when she saw Nelson by the fence and thought he
Speaker 1: was not doing well. According to Margaret, she thought the
Speaker 1: horse seemed sad. Oh buddy, that you can lose your
Speaker 1: way in retirement. Yeah, every day since then, she's been
Speaker 1: stopping by and feeding him carried. Nelson's owners are doing
Speaker 1: it politely asked her to stop, saying the horse is
Speaker 1: perfectly fine, he gets plenty of food, and giving him
Speaker 1: too many carrots could actually be bad for him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Margaret wouldn't listen. In fact, she kept doing it, okay,
Speaker 1: and finally, just the other day a judge slapped a
Speaker 1: restraining order on her. She got restrained from a horse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a low point in Margaret's life. Did that stop her? No? No,
Speaker 1: kept giving carrots to Nelson. Defense Nelson. Isn't that like
Speaker 1: a grandma just won't stop feeding you. She kept giving
Speaker 1: carrots and Nelson until eventually she got arrested for it.
Speaker 1: So she was fined about six hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: And strangely enough, this is not the first time she's
Speaker 1: ever had legal issues involving rogue vegetables, because back in
Speaker 1: two thousand and five, she got arrested for assaulting her
Speaker 1: own brother with three sticks of rhubarbon. Wow, are you lying?
Speaker 1: I don't know what I like with it, and Margaret
Speaker 1: arresting angry, very angry Grandma. This next lays short. He's
Speaker 1: out of Toronto. Twenty six year old named Katrina fro
Speaker 1: Say went on a first date with a guy last month.
Speaker 1: Before they went out, he sent her a survey to
Speaker 1: make sure he planned a date she'd actually enjoy. Survey.
Speaker 1: His questions included things like what she wanted to do
Speaker 1: with options like dinner in a movie, hiking, or ice skating.
Speaker 1: I think, I mean it's it's hard for a guy
Speaker 1: because you want to just take control and be like,
Speaker 1: I planned our date, but then you're like, well, what
Speaker 1: if she doesn't like it? Yeah, it's really he's listening
Speaker 1: to her wants and of the options, she picked dinner
Speaker 1: in a movie okay solid. He also asked what kind
Speaker 1: of food she likes, if she had any dietary restrictions,
Speaker 1: always ask that what times she wanted to eat and
Speaker 1: how quote fancy schmancy she wanted to get with it steak,
Speaker 1: candlelight or aren't we just going to like armies or something?
Speaker 1: Who knows? Options on that one range from very formal
Speaker 1: to basically pajamas. She chose everyday casually right in the middle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like it. I'm enjoying the survey. Once she took
Speaker 1: the survey, he texted her a formal invitation with details
Speaker 1: about their ficial date, listing the restaurant and the movie
Speaker 1: that they agreed to see, and then after the date,
Speaker 1: he sent her an optional exit survey. She could rate
Speaker 1: the date and rate him. I would like to do that,
Speaker 1: but that's putting this much. Questions included how awkward or
Speaker 1: charming he was, and a jokey one that asked if
Speaker 1: she experienced any negative symptoms during the date, like nausea, butterflies,
Speaker 1: or foot pane. Joking guys. Katrina didn't reveal all her answers,
Speaker 1: but she said the date itself was lovely. Must have
Speaker 1: done something right because they're together now. Good job. Keep
Speaker 1: showing you care there boys. She posted a survey onto TikTok.
Speaker 1: So far it has over six million views. Oh Mannie
Speaker 1: made her go viral. It's better than Flower. His next
Speaker 1: laser stories out of the study of Jen ABC years
Speaker 1: and X y Z years that covered everybody. I think,
Speaker 1: do your kids watch foot ball or are they like sports?
Speaker 1: Are dumb? Duh? My kids watch it because they like
Speaker 1: the commercials because they don't see commercials, you guys. Ever,
Speaker 1: according to this, a new poll found that e sports
Speaker 1: teams meaning people who play video games that you can watch,
Speaker 1: are now more popular with teenage boys than real sports teams.
Speaker 1: Let's see that streaming is huge now too. There goes
Speaker 1: that moment to relate to your dad. Yeah, unless your
Speaker 1: dad's really into video games. The Lakers are the most
Speaker 1: popular real sports team for boys age thirteen to seventeen.
Speaker 1: Around nineteen percent say they're a fan. Oh yeah. Golden
Speaker 1: State Warriors are next at seventeen percent. Phase Clan then
Speaker 1: more popular among teens is the e sports team that
Speaker 1: Jose just named called I really almost thought one of
Speaker 1: their sweatshirts. Base Clan is like the the epitome of like,
Speaker 1: if you're a good gamer, you're in Phase clan. That's
Speaker 1: like how many people are in Phase clan? How many
Speaker 1: people who got on their team? So many divisions are
Speaker 1: so that means the main team spelled If you be
Speaker 1: curious about the spelling, it's spelled capital F yes lowercase
Speaker 1: a capital z's lowercase. You never know what's going to happen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: play everything from FIFA to Call of Duty Now they're
Speaker 1: more popular than any of the real sports teams. Like
Speaker 1: if I literally saw a streamer get accepted into Phase R. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like it's a huge honor. It's like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: But it's like a thousand people big team. Well, no,
Speaker 1: each team is probably ten people depending on what the
Speaker 1: game is. Apparently twenty two percent of all teenage boys
Speaker 1: root for them. Two other esports teams also ranked higher
Speaker 1: than the Bulls, the Yankees, and the Patriots. One is
Speaker 1: called one hundred Thieves. That's a cool name, and another
Speaker 1: is called n RGE Sports. So oh, it's pronounced energy,
Speaker 1: I think is what he Obviously I'm not cool enough
Speaker 1: sports team names loser. The world as we know it
Speaker 1: is really changing, but there's one thing that we all
Speaker 1: know and love that's staying the same. That's the sound
Speaker 1: of a little green guy playing AH sports with his
Speaker 1: guess that H stands for and that sound means a
Speaker 1: Lazers story is to come to an end for the day,
Speaker 1: We'll do it again the same time on Prime. It
Speaker 1: came across this breakthrough study today from a team of
Speaker 1: dating experts who looked at cheaters and based off of
Speaker 1: their research, they came up with a dating profile of
Speaker 1: the typical people who are least likely to stay faithful
Speaker 1: to their partners. Good information for people to have this.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you some of the warning sign Okay, but
Speaker 1: they found Number one, your vision is bad, so you
Speaker 1: wear really thick glasses. That's kind ran cheating. Maybe maybe
Speaker 1: it's like you confuse your partners. Number two, you still
Speaker 1: keep a sash of Halloween candy near your desk when
Speaker 1: it's not even close to Halloween, and it's really specific
Speaker 1: that it's interesting. I keep it by Alexis's desk. It
Speaker 1: says near the desk, it doesn't. And finally, you claim
Speaker 1: to have green eyes. Everybody knows that they're just colored.
Speaker 1: Com I don't know who that describes, but if everybody's
Speaker 1: that description that you need to call in and get
Speaker 1: in touch with us for our next segments. Why would
Speaker 1: I wear contact with a thick glass. Maybe that's just
Speaker 1: to throw your husband off the whoever you're kissing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know kissing anyone, but not specific. But if
Speaker 1: it does fit you, we need you for this next
Speaker 1: segment called Busted. It's coming up at seven. Texts bad
Speaker 1: boyfriends and girlfriends. They done they could get away with them,
Speaker 1: but now they're about to get busted. This is the
Speaker 1: time on the show when we become your emotional support pets.
Speaker 1: We'll sit on your lap. Yeah, we'll listen to all
Speaker 1: your sad, sad stories, and then we'll group lick your
Speaker 1: face until you feel better. Or can we do that
Speaker 1: first away, Jeff, Yeah, we'll can get the looking out
Speaker 1: of the way. It's busted where people tell us how
Speaker 1: they caught their exes cheating on them. We've already got
Speaker 1: a few people on the line ready to tell us
Speaker 1: what happened to them. So let's start with Meg. Tell
Speaker 1: us how you busted your significant other. Okay, So I
Speaker 1: this is a boyfriend who was like a a recent boyfriend.
Speaker 1: It was like pretty early in the relationship, okay, And
Speaker 1: I was at his place. I was looking for like
Speaker 1: a four and I opened this drawer and I there
Speaker 1: was a baby monitor in it, which was weird to
Speaker 1: me because like, as far as I knew, he didn't
Speaker 1: have kids. And I was like, why would you have this? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds like a little bit of a red flag.
Speaker 1: It's creepy. Yeah, I know, it was a little weird.
Speaker 1: And I asked him, but he said that his sister
Speaker 1: had just had a baby, so sometimes he would like
Speaker 1: babysit and so you feel like and that checked out? Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: So that's what I thought too, Except then like a
Speaker 1: couple of days later, I came over and the baby
Speaker 1: monitor was out on the counter, which first of all,
Speaker 1: was weird because I was like over to see him.
Speaker 1: He didn't like, say, the kid was gonna be there
Speaker 1: out or something, right, except then I started hearing this
Speaker 1: woman's voice on it, and she's like dirty talking, and
Speaker 1: she keeps saying his name through the baby monitor? Is
Speaker 1: it mom? Dirty talking? They no, So he tried to
Speaker 1: say that that's what he was like, it's my sister
Speaker 1: have a really weird relationship. You wouldn't know. Is his
Speaker 1: sister taking a nap in the back bedroom? Like where's
Speaker 1: the other half of this baby monitor? No, it turns
Speaker 1: out with his neighbor. Him and his neighbor had been
Speaker 1: hooking up, and like, I guess they were using the
Speaker 1: baby monitor to like dirty talk with each other. That's
Speaker 1: a questionable. That's a questionable. I mean, yeah, come on,
Speaker 1: and literally they're right next door. Just come over. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, how long are you bring the bottle in?
Speaker 1: The pacifier to his house. Complicated anyway, let's keep going.
Speaker 1: Let's talk to Evan. Tell us how you busted jerseygnificant others.
Speaker 1: All right, So I used to work at one of
Speaker 1: the cookie shops, like late at night. You know, we
Speaker 1: get special orders in your friends the time you don't
Speaker 1: work there anymore. Yeah, I got a story to that,
Speaker 1: all right. All right. So one night I was getting
Speaker 1: cookies ready for the next day. I was doing prep
Speaker 1: work and I get a special order in. And it's
Speaker 1: kind of weird to get an order so late at night.
Speaker 1: But this guy say, hey, I need you to write
Speaker 1: on a big cookie. Would you marry me out? That's nice?
Speaker 1: Yeah and all. And being that I was, I was
Speaker 1: the only one who was working that night, so I
Speaker 1: had to go and deliver the cookie. So I go
Speaker 1: to drop it off and my girlfriend opens the door.
Speaker 1: Your girlfriend's at the dude's house and she's about to
Speaker 1: get proposed to think this squeet in the situation is
Speaker 1: the cookie? What did you do? What did you? Dude?
Speaker 1: You should have got on a knee. And it's been like, oh,
Speaker 1: I got this for you. Yeah I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: know what to do. I checked the address again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to say, so I just smashed
Speaker 1: the cookie and I just that was the last night
Speaker 1: at worked. Yeah, yeah, he can't eat cookie stilled at
Speaker 1: the stage. All right, let's talk to Bethany. Tell us
Speaker 1: how you busted your snificant other. Well, I was on
Speaker 1: a flight and I get tired of flights, so I
Speaker 1: fell asleep. Okay, when I woke up, I was not
Speaker 1: feeling very well, like my stomach was feeling bad. And
Speaker 1: I looked over and my boyfriend wasn't in his seat
Speaker 1: next to me. Oh okay, I assumed he was in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. But I was really not feeling good, so
Speaker 1: I called on the call button for a flight attendant
Speaker 1: to bring me water or ginger rail or anything, and
Speaker 1: no one showed up from the call button. I'm really
Speaker 1: starting to feel sick. I think I'm about to, you know, puke,
Speaker 1: So I just I get up and I rushed to
Speaker 1: the bathroom on the back of the plane, and it's occupied.
Speaker 1: So I'm I'm like trying to politely knock, you know,
Speaker 1: like somebody has to get in here. And then I start,
Speaker 1: you know, getting a little less polite when I knock
Speaker 1: and the door finally opens and outcomes my boyfriend with
Speaker 1: the flight attendant. Oh my god, what do you say
Speaker 1: in that moment? Did you vomit on them? Would have
Speaker 1: been a good move? Wait? I did. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: not on purpose. I don't know if it was just
Speaker 1: like because it's feeling so sick and men seeing them,
Speaker 1: but I I puked on him. Oh, what's a different
Speaker 1: type of mile high? Yeah, but then you still have
Speaker 1: to sit by him for the rest of the flight.
Speaker 1: I hope you were coming to home instead of going
Speaker 1: to a vacation together. Oh yeah, we were coming home,
Speaker 1: and I did have to sit next to him, but
Speaker 1: thankfully they let him clean himself up so he didn't
Speaker 1: smell like my puke. But it was a nice piece
Speaker 1: of revenge. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hooking up with a flight attendant?
Speaker 1: What airline did you say? Because I need to book something.
Speaker 1: Hit up our textboard at seven eight, five nine two.
Speaker 1: If you have a funny story about how you caught
Speaker 1: your ex cheating, you could be on the next edition
Speaker 1: of Busted. We got your phone tap coming up, Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning time for your phone tap.
Speaker 1: And today I call a guy who dropped off his
Speaker 1: computer a few days ago out of the hair shop.
Speaker 1: Oh that's always the worse, for that means something's wrong
Speaker 1: with it. Well, apparently got a few viruses on it.
Speaker 1: I wonder how that happened. Anyway, he's about to get
Speaker 1: less than stellar customer service. Oh shocking, because the technician
Speaker 1: that's working on it may or may not be under
Speaker 1: the influence. So yeah, we tried some risky things to
Speaker 1: fix it. We'll see if it worked. Okay, in your
Speaker 1: phone tap right now. Hello, Hey, this is Buddha with
Speaker 1: computer repair. I'm looking to speak with many lap. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's many. Hell what well, you dropped off a laptop
Speaker 1: a couple of days ago? Uh yeah, Okay, how's it going?
Speaker 1: Is it ready that they picked up now? Or uh? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean you can pick it up, but it's not
Speaker 1: fixed yet. Okay, I don't understand. Why do you call
Speaker 1: me then? Oh? Yeah, so apparently there was like a
Speaker 1: virus on your computer, right correct? Yeah, but it was
Speaker 1: tricky one. I gotta say, he's a tricky little guy. Dude,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. You sound a little high or
Speaker 1: drunk or something. Can you get to the bottom of
Speaker 1: what we're talking about here? Okay, I'm so okay. I'll
Speaker 1: boil it down for you like a hard boiled egg.
Speaker 1: After researching this, turns out the thing that you have
Speaker 1: on your computer, it's called the Tailor Swift virus. Okay,
Speaker 1: what does that mean? Necessarily even downloads like a bunch
Speaker 1: of sad music on your computer, super sad. I didn't
Speaker 1: have that problem when I brought it in there. I
Speaker 1: was just having an issue with pop ups coming up
Speaker 1: with my ad blocker. That was the whole reason that
Speaker 1: I brought it in. And for you get to look
Speaker 1: at it, well, you didn't check your music portfolio. It's
Speaker 1: super depressing right now. But I'm telling you hackers or
Speaker 1: beast like they'll do whatever. Okay, Well, I mean, is
Speaker 1: this something that you guys can take care of? That's
Speaker 1: why I brought it into you. I mean, do you
Speaker 1: need my permission or something. Oh so here's what I did.
Speaker 1: I read online on a subreddit that you could fix
Speaker 1: it if you download the kind A West virus and
Speaker 1: then the Taylor Swift virus and the Kanye virus. They're
Speaker 1: supposed to like fight each other. I don't want you
Speaker 1: to be downloading viruses on my computer. You guys are
Speaker 1: just supposed to be removing it's too late. I already
Speaker 1: did it. Okay, I can't believe this is kind. I
Speaker 1: don't are you qualified to be doing this? Like, is
Speaker 1: it working the way that you're saying it's working or
Speaker 1: is it hurting my computers? No, the virus is definitely working.
Speaker 1: Like it's getting worse. Your computer is like totally, dude,
Speaker 1: is there someone else that I could talk to? Bra
Speaker 1: at your sword too? You're funny man, Well you're not funny, okay,
Speaker 1: and you're pissing me the thought And I'm gonna come
Speaker 1: there and pick up my computer. I really don't care
Speaker 1: at this point if it's fixed or not. Okay, don't
Speaker 1: touch anything on my computer. I mean, okay, man, Like,
Speaker 1: you can come and pick it up now. But it's
Speaker 1: in the freezer. So what is the freezer like next
Speaker 1: to the refrigerator in the freezer part he's going on
Speaker 1: over there, there's no reason for you to put a
Speaker 1: computer in a freezer. Wow, I was I was just
Speaker 1: getting frustrated with the Kanye stuff coming up on. Listen
Speaker 1: to me, dumb, dumb, I need you to take my
Speaker 1: computer out of the freezer. Oh my god, put it
Speaker 1: in a nice safe spot so nothing happens to it. Okay,
Speaker 1: did you just call me dumb dumb? That's what you've heard?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love dumb dumbs. There's out of
Speaker 1: everything that I said to you, that's the only thing
Speaker 1: that you've heard. Hey, when you come over and get
Speaker 1: your computer, could you like maybe pick up a dumb
Speaker 1: dumb and bring it? Like that would make my day. Bro,
Speaker 1: you're gonna make me lose my mind. Come down there,
Speaker 1: and I want to lose in your thought. Pal, Dude, dude,
Speaker 1: this chill. I'll pay you back. Like you know, I'm
Speaker 1: not a moocher. Put your boss on the phone right now.
Speaker 1: He's not here, so you're gonna have to wait, Like
Speaker 1: when is he gonna are you there? When when is
Speaker 1: he going to be in the office? Oh? Well, do
Speaker 1: you maybe want to talk to my other boss? Put
Speaker 1: anybody on the phone other than you. I don't care
Speaker 1: if it's a security guard, the janitor. Put anybody on
Speaker 1: the phone that in that building except for you. It's
Speaker 1: not funny to stop laughing. Put somebody on the phone. Man,
Speaker 1: How many times do I gonna screamed this? Put somebody
Speaker 1: else on the phone? Day. Yeah, I can't put anybody
Speaker 1: else on the phone. I'm the only one here. Why
Speaker 1: why are you laughing? Your though? How many joints smoke today? Smoky?
Speaker 1: I'm laughing because I don't really work at the computer
Speaker 1: repair shop. My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and I'm doing a phone
Speaker 1: tap on you. Okay, I mean, why do you have
Speaker 1: my computer? Now? I don't have your computer. This is
Speaker 1: all a prank. Your brother Fletcher set you up. Mother.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Man. Fletcher told me that you were worried
Speaker 1: that it was taken too long to fix your computer
Speaker 1: after he turned it in, so he wanted to prank
Speaker 1: you about it. I'm sorry about Kanye West virus every
Speaker 1: morning Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. And there's a
Speaker 1: lot of people who say chivalry is dead. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: you know what, today, We're not just gonna let it die, Okay,
Speaker 1: We're gonna give it mouth to mouth. Oh, we are
Speaker 1: going to stab it with an adrenaline needle. Yeah. We
Speaker 1: are going to sell our souls to the devil if
Speaker 1: we have to, because we know that he already paid
Speaker 1: for Alexis's socks. When we sent them over. Whatever it
Speaker 1: takes to bring chivalry back to life today, we're gonna
Speaker 1: do it. It's all for one of our listeners, because
Speaker 1: he decided to do something actually very chivalrous and put
Speaker 1: a little bit of thought and effort and energy into
Speaker 1: his date idea. What this guy did. Even Brooke liked
Speaker 1: what he came up with. But as per usual, Brook
Speaker 1: stamp of approval, instant kiss of death beside, he's getting
Speaker 1: blown off. And that's why we got to put on
Speaker 1: our hero capes try and save him, save chivalry in
Speaker 1: a brand new second Date update, next second d up date.
Speaker 1: And whenever I go on a solo date, I like
Speaker 1: to spoil myself. Good for you And what does that include? Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: a Magnum bottle of wine, a box of Magnums, the chocolate,
Speaker 1: the chocolate ice cream bars, and then kicking my feet
Speaker 1: up on the couch and watching Magnum pire. In nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety one, Season four, episode six, Kiss my way of
Speaker 1: spoiling myself. But one of our listeners, Mark says he
Speaker 1: spoiled his lady when he went out the other night.
Speaker 1: I'm definitely interested to hear about it. Mark, Welcome to
Speaker 1: the show. Can I call you magnum mark though I'm
Speaker 1: a gentleman, but I will accept. I feel like that's
Speaker 1: the name you already got from maybe one of your
Speaker 1: ex lovers. But tell us a little bit about the
Speaker 1: date that you went on the other night. What happened.
Speaker 1: So here's the deal. I don't like to just like
Speaker 1: Willie Nilly through things. I'm the kind of guy who
Speaker 1: I kind of like to spoil the ladies that I
Speaker 1: go out on dates with the same I'm listening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean Alexis likes that you're still single. So yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a gentleman. Yeah, I mean I why why not
Speaker 1: keep it interesting? You know? So like by spoiling them,
Speaker 1: I means and surprise it gifts. Why are you doing
Speaker 1: this on a first date? Like it feels like I
Speaker 1: don't know. If I went out with a guy'd be
Speaker 1: like already shaming, but you don't. You don't even know
Speaker 1: what he's done. Yeah that's what I said. I didn't
Speaker 1: like be a pessimist, but I'm just trying to you know, Okay,
Speaker 1: I like to buy things up. I like to keep
Speaker 1: things interesting. I always have like full disclosure that this
Speaker 1: is what I like to do. On my on my profile. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so people know going in it isn't a surprise to
Speaker 1: your dad exactly, And so tell us about your day.
Speaker 1: What's her name? Where'd you guys meet? Okay? Her name
Speaker 1: is Eva, and I met her online. I mean, she
Speaker 1: is gorgeous. She she you know who. She kind of
Speaker 1: reminds me of that tom that girl on the show
Speaker 1: you guys know the show Riverdale. You know the crazy one.
Speaker 1: I no, no, the other one Okay, I remember her name,
Speaker 1: but like the really really hot one. Okay, hot one
Speaker 1: on Riverdale. Kind of psycho. Yeah, I mean to each
Speaker 1: of their own. So we're chatting for a while, like
Speaker 1: talking about our interests, and we got to talking about
Speaker 1: how stressful both of our lives have been lately and
Speaker 1: just saying that we both need some relaxation. And light
Speaker 1: bulb goes off. That gave me an idea for a date. Oh, Magna,
Speaker 1: Mark knows how to relax. What do you? What do you?
Speaker 1: What are you planning that? So I asked her out,
Speaker 1: and I kind of teased her by saying that I
Speaker 1: had a little surprise lined up for us. Okay, that's exciting.
Speaker 1: So I gave her an address to meet at. But
Speaker 1: I didn't tell her what we were doing, and I
Speaker 1: even blindfolded her before she went to the door. This
Speaker 1: scares me a little. I'm sorry, you're meeting a guy
Speaker 1: you never knew. He's putting a blindfold at you, aw you,
Speaker 1: and telling you to meet him at an undisclosed locations.
Speaker 1: I don't sign me up for that. She knew that
Speaker 1: she was getting into this kind of a date, so
Speaker 1: I put this blindfold on her and I did a
Speaker 1: little reveal standing in front of the welcome counter. The
Speaker 1: welcome Yeah, of what welcome counter at the mor surprise? No,
Speaker 1: it was a salot for a surprise spa day, And
Speaker 1: chances are good like she probably google searched the address
Speaker 1: Trier to be That's what I would have done. She
Speaker 1: seemed shocked and happy, like she seemed definitely excited. Okay.
Speaker 1: And then after the massages, I had another surprise, a
Speaker 1: special sushi dinner. Okay. So we sat down and we
Speaker 1: ate sushi together, and at one point I tried to
Speaker 1: get her to kiss me by putting a little glob
Speaker 1: of wabi on my lip. When your voice got all
Speaker 1: deep and sensual on something really good was coming here.
Speaker 1: And then you want that would burn? Mane, I feel
Speaker 1: like I have to take the magnum out of your magnum.
Speaker 1: At this point, I said, do I have something on
Speaker 1: my face? And of course I was hoping that she
Speaker 1: would go in and kiss it off, but she didn't.
Speaker 1: She flicked it off with a chopstick. Yeah, I thank you.
Speaker 1: Someone's got stray food on your face. It is disgusting
Speaker 1: that someone else would want to put it inside their mouth.
Speaker 1: But you know what, the whole date overall seems like
Speaker 1: a pretty a decent date minus the wasabi. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: put a lot of effort out. How did you end things? Awesome?
Speaker 1: I mean we ended things. It was great, you know.
Speaker 1: We we said our goodbyes and it seemed like we
Speaker 1: were gonna We're gonna hang out again sometime. And of
Speaker 1: course I hinted at another little surprise for her for
Speaker 1: our next date. Okay, and we but we have, we
Speaker 1: have been chatting over the last couple of days. But um,
Speaker 1: I do feel like she's avoiding me. Okay, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: Do you think it's and I've had this problem. Do
Speaker 1: you think it's too many surprises? You're being too romantic,
Speaker 1: You're doing too much too soon. Yeah, let's go with that.
Speaker 1: That's definitely too amazing, too romantic. Well, but she has
Speaker 1: been responding to my text. She's just not making definite plans.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm just trying to get to the bottom of it. Yeah. Like,
Speaker 1: maybe it's too easy, is what you're saying, Jose, Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no challenge for her there. Let's find out. We're
Speaker 1: gonna play a song, come back, we'll call Ava for you,
Speaker 1: and we'll try and get your second date up date. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you? All right, hold on, magnu, Mark, I've heard
Speaker 1: a lot of tricks for trying to get a kiss
Speaker 1: on a first date. Yeah, but putting with sabi on
Speaker 1: your lips and saying do I have anything on my face?
Speaker 1: I haven't heard that one yet. Yeah, but that's what
Speaker 1: one of our listeners Mark tried. It's a curious move,
Speaker 1: that's for sure. Yeah, it didn't work. Yeah. Maybe that's
Speaker 1: the moment that turned everything for you, Mark, not all
Speaker 1: the spoiling stuff with the surprises and the gifts. Maybe
Speaker 1: she just thinks you're too weird. Would you say you're weird? Mark? Wow?
Speaker 1: Because you know I'm weird. I've licked Tabasco off people,
Speaker 1: places and things before. So I suppose I have an
Speaker 1: interesting sense of humor. Okay, it was supposed to be
Speaker 1: a funny first kiss. Besides the kiss part, it does
Speaker 1: seem like there's a lot of potential here. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: really separating yourself from other guys. Bro, the things you're doing,
Speaker 1: you're spoiling her. And then even the surprise kids. It
Speaker 1: didn't work, but it was very unique. I mean, she's
Speaker 1: never going to be on another date. I'm sure like that.
Speaker 1: I hope so, or maybe never on the date with
Speaker 1: you either. But I'm just trying to be Mark. We
Speaker 1: gotta whack you sense of humor, right, Mark, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know you're joking. I just I really I'm hoping there's
Speaker 1: another shop for a date. And I think what the
Speaker 1: boys are saying too is if if she's not the
Speaker 1: one that wants to go out with you again, you
Speaker 1: just keep doing you because you'll find somebody, Alexis, I
Speaker 1: wasn't even finished, Alexis, You'll find somebody, Alexis. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: have a backup, we have a plan b ready. Thank you, ladies.
Speaker 1: It's good to get that feedback, because you know, I
Speaker 1: do have a special a little spark, and I like
Speaker 1: to do these little surprises, and you're right, I will
Speaker 1: not stop good. Okay, that's why they call him magnum Mark.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna diale of his number right now.
Speaker 1: We're gonna see what she has to say. You ready, man,
Speaker 1: and let's just see what happens. Yeah, yeah, on your
Speaker 1: phone number right now. Hello, Hey is this Eva? Who
Speaker 1: is this Ava? It's me jeff from the radio show
Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey in the Morning, your favorite morning show, same energy.
Speaker 1: Why are you calling me? Do you know who I am?
Speaker 1: I listen to you guys sometimes. Oh, you're a huge fan.
Speaker 1: You are weird, weird. I am just calling on behalf
Speaker 1: of one of our fans. It's even bigger than you.
Speaker 1: His name is Mark. Mark is a guy that you
Speaker 1: went out with the other day. Uh yeah, something like that.
Speaker 1: But he made something like that. It sounds like you,
Speaker 1: guys had a really cool night that he put a
Speaker 1: lot of effort into. Wait, he told you about our date? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he gave us the rundown that he had a bunch
Speaker 1: of surprises lined up for you, with a spa day
Speaker 1: and a little surprised sushi dinner at this exclusive restaurant.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he told you about SPA Day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sounds awesome. I thought it was going to be a
Speaker 1: little sleazy if you got you guys, like a couple's
Speaker 1: massage or something, but he just sounded like he really
Speaker 1: wanted to do something kind for you. So when I
Speaker 1: think of spaw Day, I'm sure you guys too, Like
Speaker 1: you imagine plush white robes and steam rooms and hot
Speaker 1: stone therapy. It sounds delicious and they're all that good stuff, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: So first of all, he blindfolded me, which like should
Speaker 1: have been a red flag, right, Yeah, you could think that,
Speaker 1: but you could also think fun. Yeah. So I was
Speaker 1: trying to be open minded and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll oh, let this guy blindfold me whatever. So we
Speaker 1: get there and he takes my blind cold off, and
Speaker 1: where am I standing? Literally in front of one of
Speaker 1: those massage parlor rooms inside a mall? Okay, s those.
Speaker 1: I've had good massages at places like that. Yeah, But usually,
Speaker 1: like when you get someone a spa or you go
Speaker 1: to a spa, it's like it's it's either its own
Speaker 1: entity or it's in like a fancy hotel or Yeah,
Speaker 1: but beggars can't be choosers here. I mean you can
Speaker 1: still get a good massage in a place like that. Well,
Speaker 1: like what is this? Like this this is like it's
Speaker 1: a it's a place in a mall and they have
Speaker 1: like little private rooms where you lie down or what
Speaker 1: there's zero privacy and like there's a bunch of people
Speaker 1: in one room getting massages on those weird like the chairs. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the usually like when you're on the go really fast,
Speaker 1: it's like, hey, I got like my fight. It was awkward.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're going to take me to a mall,
Speaker 1: that does not entail me needing to be blindfolded, you know,
Speaker 1: people ill and nobody stopped him. That was happening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but wasn't it relaxing? It had to have still been relaxing.
Speaker 1: It was okay, Like I couldn't really relax because I
Speaker 1: felt so awkward. And then like at one point he
Speaker 1: paid for a foot rub and he was audibly moaning
Speaker 1: he wasn't that would be me. I'm not. I love nice.
Speaker 1: One good thing about it was we were right back
Speaker 1: to this pretzel shop and kept smelling mattel. Oh yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: how did they get that sense so strong? I mean honestly,
Speaker 1: so you were you were into No, I was not
Speaker 1: into it, like it was too uncomfortable. But did you
Speaker 1: like the effort that he put in? I mean he
Speaker 1: did put in some effort. Yeah, I mean it may
Speaker 1: not have been exactly what you expected going into it,
Speaker 1: but like the surprise sushi, like that sounds pretty good. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: the surprise sushi came from his backpack and it was
Speaker 1: from a convenience sport to SUSI sign mean the sidewalk. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is like, this is like the most romantic date one.
Speaker 1: You know. It was like he's like he's got champagne
Speaker 1: tast soda you know. Yeah, yeah, it's made fresh daily
Speaker 1: every day they make it. Okay, okay, oh Mark, Yeah,
Speaker 1: hey yeah, he has one more little surprise for you.
Speaker 1: He's been on the other line listening this whole time. Wow,
Speaker 1: the surprises just keep on coming. You never know. With
Speaker 1: Magna Mart's right, Baba, I can't BELI believe you didn't
Speaker 1: enjoy your massage. You seem to be having such a
Speaker 1: great time, and that place is legit. It's got like
Speaker 1: a four point two star rating on Yellow Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: but you kept saying like get ready for a spawn day,
Speaker 1: like I almost packed a duffel bag and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, I'm at the mall. Yeah. Oh they
Speaker 1: have like, you know, lovely fountains at the mall too.
Speaker 1: There's some nice smells. I think. I think, Mark, what
Speaker 1: she's saying is like expectations and reality. I mean, like
Speaker 1: her expectations were different, and maybe you elevated the idea
Speaker 1: a little bit too much. Look, didn't you tell me
Speaker 1: that the massage felt good? Yeah? I said that because
Speaker 1: I didn't know what else to say. Everybody was there
Speaker 1: listening on. Hey. But if he would have just said, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to go to the mall and get a
Speaker 1: foot massage and eat some sushi in the parking lot,
Speaker 1: would you have been different that? That is definitely not
Speaker 1: my style. I would hope you know me better than
Speaker 1: that by now your style? No joke? Next to the
Speaker 1: empty massage to table next to me was a mom
Speaker 1: changing her kid's diaper. Let's place his family friendly? All right?
Speaker 1: Just because I didn't spend a million dollars doesn't mean
Speaker 1: it wasn't a cool surprise. Yeah, I mean he's right,
Speaker 1: he didn't even spend twenty dollars. Does it really matter
Speaker 1: how much money I spend on massage. I mean, a
Speaker 1: good massage is a good massage. You're right. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think the most incredible part about this whole phone
Speaker 1: call is that Ava's still able to talk after eating
Speaker 1: that gas station SUSI. I know the guy who makes it.
Speaker 1: It is such fresh fish. He tried, he put in effort,
Speaker 1: He listened to what your needs were, Eva, he tried
Speaker 1: to meet those needs. I get it. Everything you did
Speaker 1: was like it took time, it took planning, but all
Speaker 1: of your surprises were just not good. Mark, I'm sorry, okay,
Speaker 1: but he did save the best surprise for last, and
Speaker 1: that's offering to go out with him one more time,
Speaker 1: is fully paid for by this radio station. Yeah no, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, Like you didn't even think for a second year,
Speaker 1: Like we painted a whole picture for you, and we
Speaker 1: have some actually nice gift cards that we can give
Speaker 1: to the two of you with like a table and
Speaker 1: chairs at a restaurant. Yeah, I mean that sounds really
Speaker 1: lovely and I appreciate it, But I mean the company
Speaker 1: is still the same, you know, no offense, no offense.
Speaker 1: I think we're too late for that. I think this
Speaker 1: is the reason chivalry is dead. You know, a great
Speaker 1: guy goes out of his way to make you happy
Speaker 1: and it's just not good enough for you with his
Speaker 1: way all the way on the other side of the cinnabon,
Speaker 1: and you still said no. Yeah, yeah, and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning end for a second. Okay that famous people
Speaker 1: actually like us and they want to hang out with us. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: now that we're fully in fantasy world, Ken, if you
Speaker 1: could attend any celebrities big holiday party, would you go to? Dude?
Speaker 1: I gotta go old school, I gotta go. Diddy's all white.
Speaker 1: I Thinknassians. Have you seen their poe? I know what
Speaker 1: you'd have to do to like make yourself look like
Speaker 1: you're allowed to enter that party? Fans exhausted? What about
Speaker 1: he seems cool? He's on the curly hair right, a
Speaker 1: very good actor. Yeah. I bring it up because the
Speaker 1: luggage company Samson Ide asked that question. The thousands of
Speaker 1: people try and make luggage seem cool. But people gave
Speaker 1: their answers and the number one choice was Dwayne the Rock. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he like the number one choice for everything. I feel
Speaker 1: like it's that people can't think of other celebrity names
Speaker 1: at this point, I don't know, just fill in who
Speaker 1: I remember? Literally the next most popular Will Smith. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's interesting. I feel like that's like a Keys in
Speaker 1: Your Bowl type of party shows up to that she does,
Speaker 1: but she brings a couple of boyfriends. Yea and tied
Speaker 1: for third. We're Betty White and Lady Gaga. Picture Lady
Speaker 1: Gaga walking around like has anybody seen Bradley Cooper? We
Speaker 1: had that one moment two years ago. You guys, remember
Speaker 1: they're gonna sing shallow again. There's a piano in every room, Lady,
Speaker 1: we get it. Anyway, It's text Thame seventy five nine two.
Speaker 1: Who's the celebrity holiday party? Would you want to go to?
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning? Brooks epic winning street
Speaker 1: came to a sad end yesterday. Man, thank you crying
Speaker 1: time that she's lost in this game since September twenty fourth. Wow,
Speaker 1: I don't even remember those days. So now Brook, you're
Speaker 1: gonna try and get back onto your feet when you play.
Speaker 1: Justin from Ording who apparently sells cars for a living. Justin, So,
Speaker 1: I just want to ask, I've heard that it's really
Speaker 1: hard to buy a car right now because there's no inventory.
Speaker 1: Is that true? Well, it is true unless you come
Speaker 1: buy a Larson where I work, always selling, always selling,
Speaker 1: it is. And I know this, Justin you're a big
Speaker 1: friend of the show. I Amy brook ABC. Always be closing,
Speaker 1: just like I gonna be closing that record you're on
Speaker 1: right now. But you, justin, you're listening about Justin. She
Speaker 1: lost yesterday yesterday. Yeah, you can continue a streak though
Speaker 1: for her and get her. Yeah, I go losing streaks.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go ab l for you. Always be listening, friend,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave the studio out here, Brooks leaving the studio.
Speaker 1: She scared. I'm gonna close this. Well that happens Justin.
Speaker 1: You obviously know the games played. You have thirty second stance,
Speaker 1: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 1: you can say pass. But you have to beat broke
Speaker 1: out right to win. Are you ready, my friend? I'm ready,
Speaker 1: all right, man, here we go. Your time starts now
Speaker 1: on this day. In nineteen fifty three, the very first
Speaker 1: issue of Playboy featured what famous actress on the cover? Madonna?
Speaker 1: How many chambers does the human heart have? Four? What
Speaker 1: century are we in right now? Twenty one. If you
Speaker 1: want to take a gondola ride down the Grand Canal,
Speaker 1: what European city would you be in? Pass? What's the
Speaker 1: shortcut for the copy function on a computer? Reset? All right,
Speaker 1: got his answers in Brooke is going to come back
Speaker 1: into the studio and justin what are you looking forward
Speaker 1: to with the holidays coming up here? I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to actually in the January is going to be good
Speaker 1: because my wife's and my stepson is actually gonna be
Speaker 1: finding from a line that we haven't seen him in
Speaker 1: two years because of it, so we have to fly
Speaker 1: to Mexico to see him. But hey, it's kind of
Speaker 1: like a weird meat in the middle, like a legal
Speaker 1: drug trade. It's happening, but yet it's in Mexico. I
Speaker 1: love you. Yeah. Do you want to buy a car
Speaker 1: from me? Because I'm having a really good year right now.
Speaker 1: I'll ship it back. Yeah, all right, Brook, you're up,
Speaker 1: you're ready? Yeah, your time starts now on this day.
Speaker 1: In nineteen fifty three, the very first issue of Playboy
Speaker 1: featured what famous actress on? Then? How many chambers does
Speaker 1: the human heart wore? What century are we in right now?
Speaker 1: The twenty first if you want to take a gondola
Speaker 1: ride down the Grands Canal. What European city would you
Speaker 1: be in? Tennis? What's the shortcut for the copy function
Speaker 1: on a computer control? See? There are one hundred and
Speaker 1: seventeen million lakes in the world which cover what percentage
Speaker 1: of the surface of the entire the lakes cover? All
Speaker 1: rights are in. Let's go to the scoreboard. Check out
Speaker 1: how you both did with Jose. We'll do it lot right,
Speaker 1: and we'll do it lot. Justin, you got two correct today.
Speaker 1: I might have passed on that one question, but you
Speaker 1: don't pass on the one yard line. Carol's listening. Oh
Speaker 1: I heard Justin. You got five? Yeah, just you got
Speaker 1: rose three. First, let's go over the answers here on
Speaker 1: this day. In nineteen fifty three, the very first issue
Speaker 1: of Playboy featured Marilyn Monroe right on that cover. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I own it. The human heart has four chambers in it,
Speaker 1: two up or two lower. We're in the twenty first
Speaker 1: century right now. You both got that right? If you
Speaker 1: take that one always screws me. I know where we're at.
Speaker 1: I know where we're at. If you want to take
Speaker 1: a gondola ride down the Grand Canal. You would be
Speaker 1: in venice to do that. Control C is the copy
Speaker 1: function on a computer. And there's one hundred seventeen million
Speaker 1: lakes in the world, which covers four percent of the
Speaker 1: surface of the Earth. You got one wrong, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: all right. So unfortunately can't give you any money today, Justin,
Speaker 1: But just for playing, you want a fifty dollars gift
Speaker 1: card to Sephora and Bellevue. You can find brands like
Speaker 1: fuenty Beauty by Rihanna. And as the foremost makeup expert
Speaker 1: on this show, you know what, I can recommend their
Speaker 1: under eye concealer above everything else. Yes, Brooke, makeup is
Speaker 1: what people use when they try to look presentable when
Speaker 1: they go out in public. I was just gonna say
Speaker 1: that Justin should go in and get some man moisturizure
Speaker 1: because men really should take better care of their skins.
Speaker 1: That is okay. Just from the sound of his voice,
Speaker 1: I think Justin sounds plenty moist. You sound like a
Speaker 1: moist man. Every time I got at the pool in
Speaker 1: the morning from the y I put that lighter on
Speaker 1: and man, it gets ready for the day. This will
Speaker 1: be perfect for you, Justin. You enjoy and We'll be
Speaker 1: back to play win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow, Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning.