Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Even more cringey
Speaker 1: than watching your parents make out at your great grandmother's wake.
Speaker 1: I this segment Watch on your Mind, where my parents
Speaker 1: could taste what was on each other's minds. But here
Speaker 1: we ask what each member of the show has been
Speaker 1: thinking about. Do you want to do it? The make out?
Speaker 1: All right? I'm just gonna ask him, Brook, what's been
Speaker 1: on your mind? Okay? Well, my sweet, kind hearted, loving husband,
Speaker 1: you wanted to do something special with just him and
Speaker 1: the kids for the holidays, like daddy night, right, And
Speaker 1: how did he let you down? This? Well? His idea
Speaker 1: was a little questionable, okay, okay, because he's like, I
Speaker 1: want to teach the kids the spirit of Christmas. Great right.
Speaker 1: So his idea that he pitched me was, how about this, huh?
Speaker 1: In our neighborhood, there's quite a few homeless people, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: and many of them live in RVs along the road. Okay,
Speaker 1: r She's dated half of them. And so his idea
Speaker 1: was to take our children seven and four years old
Speaker 1: at night with fifteen pizzas and have them knock on
Speaker 1: RV doors surprised the people with cheese pizza. Oh, what's
Speaker 1: wrong with that? Yeah, who knows what they're doing with
Speaker 1: a four year old? Well, you can't give them pizza
Speaker 1: for breakfast. That that I told him that maybe not
Speaker 1: the best thought out play, and that there's reasons that
Speaker 1: there's whole organizations set up to provide this type of
Speaker 1: service to people because it's really not something that you
Speaker 1: should just go out and do on your own. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: so your ideas knock on the vans and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: move it down over to the chila you're blocking the
Speaker 1: area where my children play. I was there's probably a
Speaker 1: better idea to teach them how to be charitable than
Speaker 1: to be knocking on RV doors at night with pizza
Speaker 1: and surprising people. And so if anybody has a better idea,
Speaker 1: that would be great for me so that I can
Speaker 1: execution give it a half yea, looks like you can go,
Speaker 1: but I'll slash all the RV tires' saying what's on
Speaker 1: your mind? Well. Over the weekend, I went out to
Speaker 1: dinner with a really close friend of mine and his fiance. Okay,
Speaker 1: and at one point in the dinner, my buddy asked
Speaker 1: if his fiance and I could get a pick because
Speaker 1: we're sitting next to each other. He's okay, guys get
Speaker 1: close and we take a pick. Then fast forward to
Speaker 1: later that night, I see that online that he had
Speaker 1: posted it get Instagram, so I'm like, oh cool, So
Speaker 1: I reposted it to my story. Yeah that's nice. So
Speaker 1: like an hour later I started getting messages, one from
Speaker 1: a girl that I flirted with before, like recently, and
Speaker 1: she's like wow, I'm mad at you. What And then
Speaker 1: another person says, hey, cute couple. Congratulations and I no,
Speaker 1: And I realized people think that I was on a
Speaker 1: date with her. You didn't like context in your post? No,
Speaker 1: I just shared it. My buddy posted it and we
Speaker 1: were eating shrimp chips, like a couple of shrimp chips,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, hey, that's me. Were you laiding it
Speaker 1: in the tramping the shrimpture saying is I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: should I take it down? And I'm like no, she's
Speaker 1: just a friend, Like yeah. I went to bed. Then
Speaker 1: I woke up to waunch more messages. No men too.
Speaker 1: My guy friends are like, dude, congras, finally you're dating. No. No,
Speaker 1: So I literally felt like my own pr person and
Speaker 1: I hadn't like remind everybody I'm very single. I'm very lonely,
Speaker 1: just like Saturday Taken the fake girlfriend who. This whole
Speaker 1: thing is just to let everybody know that, yes, you
Speaker 1: are still single and you're working pretty much. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: entire thing was a setup to block myself. Okay, I'm single.
Speaker 1: Hit on medina as tell us what's been on your mind,
Speaker 1: you guys. I'm jealous of my mom. Oh yeah, she
Speaker 1: came to visit me recently, but she came later than
Speaker 1: expected because she got invited to a big Christmas party. Okay,
Speaker 1: And I see the photos, you guys, and she's like
Speaker 1: a sleazy Santa like guy. She's in like nee high boots,
Speaker 1: a skirt that barely covers her open chest everything. Are
Speaker 1: you are you too like switching rolls like are you
Speaker 1: like actually policing her wardrobe barely? Sitting in my house
Speaker 1: on my couch on Saturday night, and I'm looking at
Speaker 1: my mom out at a Christmas party and I'm waiting
Speaker 1: for her to come visit me. Does your mom perchance
Speaker 1: want to come work for our radio? You love to
Speaker 1: come on here? Okay? And then it's like she gets
Speaker 1: to visit me, and we got to drinks and she
Speaker 1: gets drunker than I do. I'm driving us home from drinks.
Speaker 1: So your mom's the cool one, Yeah, I guess. So
Speaker 1: she's telling me all about a trip to Hawaii she
Speaker 1: just went on, or a guy paid for the entire
Speaker 1: trip for her. Guys, the entire trip. She's living your
Speaker 1: best life, she really is. She really riding her listen
Speaker 1: to all her New Year's plans and how she can't
Speaker 1: pick which one? Oh not, Okay, I don't have that
Speaker 1: issue at all. So I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: Like it's like, by the way, could I borrow a
Speaker 1: crop top, you know, for me? She would probably better
Speaker 1: in it right now? And I'm in this jealous since,
Speaker 1: like you dyed your hair pink cover. I don't know
Speaker 1: what to do when my mom is living my life. Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: what's on your mind? Well? I had a really embarrassing
Speaker 1: moment the other night. Did you guys know that there's
Speaker 1: a new Matrix movie that's coming out? Yes? Yeah, yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: see I didn't know that. How did you know that?
Speaker 1: It's like everywhere I'm sitting in my living room watching
Speaker 1: TV with a couple of people, and the trailer for
Speaker 1: the new movie comes on and I just losing my mind.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, what is this? And I'm
Speaker 1: screening at the TV. I'm like, oh my god, Morpheus,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, is that Trinity? And there's like tears
Speaker 1: welling up in my eyes. I'm squealing in my chair.
Speaker 1: I yelled at somebody to shut up so I could
Speaker 1: hear it better. This isn't important. And then the trailer ends,
Speaker 1: and then there's that moment of like everything calms down,
Speaker 1: and that realization dawns on me of just how stupid
Speaker 1: I've been acting for the last seconds over a movie trailer,
Speaker 1: because there's been hundreds of sequels that have come out
Speaker 1: over the last few years, and I've never been excited
Speaker 1: for anything like that, like that was my childhood. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a little disappointed. I posted that trailer on our
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey website. I mean, how long ago, Jake,
Speaker 1: A couple months ago? Thanks for checking out our website. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I've never been to it, but I hear it's pretty much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the Matrix resurrections December twenty second. I'm getting my
Speaker 1: leather outfit back out and I'm going to see that
Speaker 1: thing in theaters. I would clear the text. Five nine
Speaker 1: to tell us what's been on your mind. It's brooken
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.