Speaker 1: Sneaky husbands, bad boyfriends, and worse girlfriends. They done, they
Speaker 1: could get away with them, but now they're about to
Speaker 1: get busted. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, And
Speaker 1: I would describe a relationship kind of like a bowl
Speaker 1: of fruit salad. You know, like when you first get
Speaker 1: your fruit salad, it looks so good and eating up
Speaker 1: all the ripe, juicy fruits and grapes, strawberries, watermelons, so delicious.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, I'm so lucky I got this fruit salad.
Speaker 1: Sounds great. But after a while you look down into
Speaker 1: the bowl and all that's left or the sad, mushy fruits,
Speaker 1: the dry oranges over ripe honeydew melons, melon's always sitting
Speaker 1: down in there. They're just filler. We all know it,
Speaker 1: like a weird shade of green net. Yeah, every bite
Speaker 1: is just more bitter than anything else. That's when you
Speaker 1: start looking at the other fruit salads and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: that one looks a little fresher, that one's got bigger berries. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're dipping your fork into somebody else's fruit bowl. And
Speaker 1: if that happens to you, you can expose your dirty
Speaker 1: fruit salad on this segment called Busted Okay, where we
Speaker 1: help our listeners call out their lying, cheating scumbag xes.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, because you're nothing but peach. That's right, that's right. Yeah, yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: not good. But we have a few listeners who've already
Speaker 1: called in with their own personal caught cheating stories. Let's
Speaker 1: go to the phones. Hello, who's this, It's Rebecca. I Rebecca,
Speaker 1: tell us how you busted your significant other? The pain. So,
Speaker 1: there was a point in time when we had the
Speaker 1: first yard in the neighborhood. Okay, we live in a
Speaker 1: homeowners association, and I would be so upset with my
Speaker 1: husband because the grass would go un maintain, my flower
Speaker 1: bed had weeds. And then suddenly, off the blue, my
Speaker 1: husband just took an interest to our yard. So happy wife,
Speaker 1: happy life, Right, sounds good. I'm not complaining, you know.
Speaker 1: And one day I decided to go out back. It's
Speaker 1: a hot summer day. And you know, if I come
Speaker 1: outside with my little sweet tea and my lemons, and
Speaker 1: I'm thinking that I'm doing something nice, I'll catch my
Speaker 1: ex husband draws down to his ankles with my neighbor
Speaker 1: who in the open in my shed? In your shed?
Speaker 1: So wasn't sharpening the hedge clippers. Yeah, it looks like
Speaker 1: the lawnmoar wasn't the only new tool that he picked up.
Speaker 1: That's disappointing. Oh man, what a hole? So good? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hope you appreciate appreciated that, Rebecca. And so now
Speaker 1: what your yards back to being ugly? Yeah, it's needless
Speaker 1: to say. Any good landscape and companies out there, please
Speaker 1: give me here and for making All right, let's go
Speaker 1: to our next callar Nick, tell us how you busted
Speaker 1: your significant other. I m suspected it for a few weeks.
Speaker 1: She had been distant, so I decided to follow her.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you're never gonna find anything good. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: kind of a big mistake stake, I guess in hindsight.
Speaker 1: But it was her lunch hour. So I followed her
Speaker 1: and she pulled off at a strip mall off of
Speaker 1: the highway, and she she got into the parking lot
Speaker 1: and she hugged twice. Oh there's a signal. Wow. Right,
Speaker 1: I was like, well, maybe she's a drug dealer or
Speaker 1: something better actually happen? Yeah, what happened? But the back
Speaker 1: door of her minivan opened, Oh, she's in a minivan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the best part. The sign spinner dressed as
Speaker 1: a giant cellphone climbed in shut your mouth for real,
Speaker 1: and uh, well that cellphone was set to vibrate. I
Speaker 1: mean he had moves. So I think what's embarrassing is
Speaker 1: like I had seen his sign spinning and I thought
Speaker 1: it was a pretty good deal. I almost. I think
Speaker 1: we have time for one more. Let's go to Iris. Iris,
Speaker 1: tell us how you busted your significant other. If you
Speaker 1: can believe this, I caught my ex cheating because of Pokemon.
Speaker 1: Go what huh, thank you Pikachu. What are we doing here? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: not with Pikachu. So, like he was really into it
Speaker 1: when it first came out, but then for even like
Speaker 1: a couple of years after that, he'd be like leaving
Speaker 1: the house going on hunts and he'd be like, oh no, no, babe,
Speaker 1: there's a rare Pokemon. I have to go catch it.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, there's a gym, right, yeah, there's a down
Speaker 1: excuse right no, And you know he doesn't work out
Speaker 1: that much, so like getting him walking, fine, well, please
Speaker 1: go all right, But he would come home and he'd
Speaker 1: be like, man, Pokemon Goo is eating all my data.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, that's weird. I haven't Like,
Speaker 1: I have other friends who play it. I don't have
Speaker 1: that complaint. So I went to show him in the
Speaker 1: settings on his phone, like you can see which app
Speaker 1: uses all your data? Right? So he didn't know about this,
Speaker 1: So like, I opened the settings on his phone and
Speaker 1: I went to show him, and you know what, Pokemon
Speaker 1: Go was not the top data user. What was it?
Speaker 1: It was an app called uber Horny. What does that? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: it shows you where the horny young starry in your area.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's awful. I'm downloading it right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: People that you want to be a you know, if
Speaker 1: you're single, that's fine, go out use this app. But
Speaker 1: that was the end of our relationship. Left needs to
Speaker 1: open this and have it called lay Yeah. Well, text
Speaker 1: in the seven eight, five to nine two if you
Speaker 1: have a crazy story about how you caught your significant
Speaker 1: other being unfaithful, and maybe you can participate in our
Speaker 1: next edition of Busted your Phone Taps coming up right
Speaker 1: after that.