Speaker 1: So are we giving each other presents on the show
Speaker 1: this year or what's going on. I don't ride myself
Speaker 1: on it every year, but I don't know. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with no no pressure. Don't do it unless you really,
Speaker 1: really really feel like you found something. Okay, I felt
Speaker 1: I needed a heads up on this. If I need
Speaker 1: to go shopping for you guys like today, we would
Speaker 1: have to exchange presents like tomorrow. Well, yeah, that's why
Speaker 1: I need to know, because all I've gotten so far
Speaker 1: is a gift for brook. Now you have to get
Speaker 1: one fresh though. That's kind of well. I bought it
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. It was a book I
Speaker 1: heard about on NPR called how to Drink Less during
Speaker 1: the Holiday as a Coaster, and I've been checking Craigslist
Speaker 1: for Jose's presence. Okay, haven't pulled the trigger on one yet,
Speaker 1: but I'm thinking someone who broke up with their Peloton.
Speaker 1: I could catch it on the rebound for Jose, why
Speaker 1: sloppy seconds on Peloton, I'm all about it. Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: keep my out for that, and then for Alexis. I
Speaker 1: was thinking a pair of leggings that are dressy enough
Speaker 1: to where to work because obviously you have issues with
Speaker 1: holes in your pants, as we all know, so I
Speaker 1: thought that's something that could be useful. All no strong
Speaker 1: leg like chainmail. Yeah, I don't want to give Jeff
Speaker 1: that's okay. Well anyway, don't tell me yet. Shoot me
Speaker 1: an email and let me know are we gonna do
Speaker 1: gifts or not? For sure? This year famously reads his email. Actually,
Speaker 1: my work in box is full, so maybe text me.
Speaker 1: We don't expect gifts from Jeff. Don't worry. Okay, you
Speaker 1: don't want anything, all right, I'm off the hook. Then
Speaker 1: it's gonna be good Holidays. Let's move on to the
Speaker 1: shot callar question of the day. We got a bucket
Speaker 1: full of names, the buckets on vacation. What are we doing? Jake?
Speaker 1: Another holiday shock caller, Howard? That depends what Because when
Speaker 1: you're getting shocked in the face and something has a
Speaker 1: possibility of slipping out the other end, Remember depends. We've
Speaker 1: got you covered, okay, thoughtful, thank you? Thanks? Depends And
Speaker 1: today's shocking question is another one of a kind. It's
Speaker 1: the first ever around the room holiday shock, first of
Speaker 1: it's kind, very unique. Here's how it works. All throw
Speaker 1: out a Christmas category, and one at a time, everyone
Speaker 1: will chime in until someone gets it wrong and that
Speaker 1: person will be eliminated. For example, if the category was
Speaker 1: holiday drinks and Jeff says eggnog, and then Jose goes
Speaker 1: hot Toddy and Brooke says champagne, and then Alexis yells
Speaker 1: white claw light, I'd stop the game and Alexis would
Speaker 1: be eliminated because white claw light isn't technically a holiday drink.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think if you did cranberry white cloth
Speaker 1: that was a thing. By the end, only one person
Speaker 1: will be left standing and they will be safe while
Speaker 1: the other three people get a very merry shocking. Oh
Speaker 1: this is interesting. Okay. I will be the final judge
Speaker 1: on all your answers, so please no arguing and no complaining.
Speaker 1: We're gonna start with Alexis. We're gonna go Alexis, Brook, Jose,
Speaker 1: Jeffrey is the Okay, good Jeff has to go at
Speaker 1: the end. Good Alexis, We'll start with you. Your category
Speaker 1: is Holiday Sweets and Treats. See and treats peppermint bark,
Speaker 1: peanut Britne, gingerbread, man sugar cookies, Hershey casses that are
Speaker 1: with the holiday rapper gum drops is important. Okay, peppermint frosting,
Speaker 1: but I count that's a little uh something eating color
Speaker 1: candy canes, not the colored ones, Alexis, You're eliminated. The
Speaker 1: frosty gowns. Oh with a chocolate with a peppermint rapping
Speaker 1: counts fine? Specifically holidays very specifically said, no arguing it,
Speaker 1: no complaint, Brook, You'll start this next game. Your category
Speaker 1: is holiday songs all about for Christmas? Is you jingle
Speaker 1: bells rocking around the Christmas Tree? Silent night, jingle bell rock? Uh,
Speaker 1: oh Christmas tree, Oh holy night, uh, silent night. The
Speaker 1: silent night has already been said. Jeffrey is eliminated. Good
Speaker 1: all right, Alexis and getting shocked. The final person getting
Speaker 1: shocked is between Brook and Jose. Okay, ended with Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: So we're going to start this next one with Brooke.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I don't know if I'm ready. I gotta
Speaker 1: take my code off. Wow, very hot, I'm like, Okay.
Speaker 1: Your category is Holiday movies, no sequels. Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 1: Me home on National Afoon's Christmas um Miracle on three
Speaker 1: fourth stream Jingle Jangle All the Way, a Christmas Christmas
Speaker 1: Story that's a good one. Um uh, you're gringe. Okay, Chronicles,
Speaker 1: Christmas Chronicles, oh holiday? Uh? Oh my god, what's the
Speaker 1: one with show? I know it's it's I did to
Speaker 1: grant that I was Holiday love. Actually I always get
Speaker 1: that mixed up Christmas party. My head. Brooke's been eliminated,
Speaker 1: Jose wins Jose, that means your king alexis, we'll be
Speaker 1: getting shocked. We'll sing a song. We're all gonna get shocked.
Speaker 1: And somebody wanted to hear the song Silent Night. While
Speaker 1: that happens, hardy been said. Okay, ready any more of that?
Speaker 1: Beautiful guy? I love it. I love a second of it.
Speaker 1: You guys need to be Christmas Carol group. Did anyone
Speaker 1: else actually do that as a child or is it
Speaker 1: just yeah, I can't say. I was in a Christmas
Speaker 1: Carolyne group and my synagogue. No, I feel like that
Speaker 1: actually would have been your college Maybe. One of the
Speaker 1: most awkward things ever is standing with four other people
Speaker 1: at someone's doorstep while they opened the door and you're
Speaker 1: just singing to them. Yeah, it's really awkward. Time at
Speaker 1: the time that you were doing means with me on
Speaker 1: this I did. I would always waiting the back behind
Speaker 1: everyone because I was a kid. And then when I
Speaker 1: realized that there were nice people, then I would work
Speaker 1: my way to the front. It's my time to shine
Speaker 1: in my my my hometown, small town, very low income,
Speaker 1: a lot. We had a lot of doors shut on
Speaker 1: us because coming down the street they were like, no,
Speaker 1: not this, turn off the lights, turn off the light.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's because I was so dorky and June,
Speaker 1: you're high. And that's what my friends and I did together.
Speaker 1: Who chose to do it for fun? It was at
Speaker 1: the same time I was in the bell choir. Oh
Speaker 1: it's hard to be this cool? Do you want Brooke
Speaker 1: to come and carol in front of your home? Text?
Speaker 1: That was such a bad singer? What do you mean? Was? Anyway?
Speaker 1: That's your shot collar question of the day, Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. I know. One question that philosophers
Speaker 1: have been pondering for centuries is where does creativity come from? Oh? Well,
Speaker 1: how does that happen? I don't know. Does it come
Speaker 1: from a secret place inside your body? Where is it?
Speaker 1: I can't find you? Can I charge admission to let
Speaker 1: strangers see my secret creative place? Yes? Yeah, I'm thinking sometimes, though,
Speaker 1: the key to creative thinking is to just stop thinking altogether.
Speaker 1: How do you do it? You just zone out and
Speaker 1: let the ideas come to you. Okay, I know. That's
Speaker 1: how Brooke thinks of all the creative punishments that she's
Speaker 1: going to do to her husband Michael. And it's how
Speaker 1: Jose thinks of all his jokes for his stand up
Speaker 1: comedy shows before he forgets them three seconds later. And
Speaker 1: it's what we're all gonna do in our next segment.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna go completely blank upstairs. Doesn't sound very
Speaker 1: entertaining for people. I'm already there. We're gonna see where
Speaker 1: our brains take us with a brand new edition of
Speaker 1: What's on Your Mind? Go Blank with us coming up.
Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Even more cringey
Speaker 1: than watching your parents make out at your great grandmother's wake.
Speaker 1: It's this segment What's on Your Mind, where my parents
Speaker 1: could taste what was on each other's minds. But he
Speaker 1: asked what each member of the show's been thinking about.
Speaker 1: Do you want to do with the make out? All right,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna ask him Brook, what's been on your mind? Okay? Well,
Speaker 1: my sweet, kind hearted, loving husband wanted to do something
Speaker 1: special with just him and the kids for the holidays,
Speaker 1: like daddy night, right, and how did he let you
Speaker 1: down this? Well, his idea was a little questionable, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: because he's like, I want to teach the kids the
Speaker 1: spirit of Christmas. Great, right, So his idea that he
Speaker 1: pitched me was, how about this, huh? In our neighborhood,
Speaker 1: there's quite a few homeless people, unfortunately, and many of
Speaker 1: them live in r v's along the road. Okay, right,
Speaker 1: she's dated half of them. And so his idea was
Speaker 1: to take our children seven and four years old at
Speaker 1: night with fifteen pizzas and have them knock on RV doors.
Speaker 1: Surprised the people with cheese pizza. Oh what's wrong with that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who knows what they're doing with a four year old? Well,
Speaker 1: you can't give them pizza for breakfast. That that I
Speaker 1: told them that maybe not the best thought out play,
Speaker 1: and that there's reasons that there's whole organizations set up
Speaker 1: to provide this type of service to people, because it's
Speaker 1: not something that you should just go out and do
Speaker 1: on your own. Yeah, okay, So your idea is knock
Speaker 1: on the vans and be like, hey, move it down
Speaker 1: over to the chila. You're blocking the area where my
Speaker 1: children play. I was there's probably a better idea to
Speaker 1: teach them how to be charitable than to be knocking
Speaker 1: on RV doors at night with pizza and surprising people. Okay,
Speaker 1: So if anybody has a better idea, that would be
Speaker 1: great for me so that I can execution. I get
Speaker 1: it a half ye woks like you can go, but
Speaker 1: I'll slash all the RB tires on your mind. Well.
Speaker 1: Over the weekend, I went out to dinner with a
Speaker 1: really close friend of mine and his fiance. Okay, and
Speaker 1: at one point in the dinner, my buddy asked if
Speaker 1: his fiance and I could get a pick because we're
Speaker 1: sitting next to each other. So he's like, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: get close and we take a pick. Then fast forward
Speaker 1: to later that night, I see that online that he
Speaker 1: had posted it Instagram, So I was like, oh cool,
Speaker 1: So I reposted it to my story. Yeah that's nice.
Speaker 1: So like an hour later I started getting messages, one
Speaker 1: from a girl that I flirted with before, like recently,
Speaker 1: and she's like, wow, I'm mad at you. And then
Speaker 1: another person says, hey, cut couple. Congratulations, and I go oh,
Speaker 1: and I realized people think that I was on a
Speaker 1: date with her. You didn't like context in your post? No,
Speaker 1: I just share. My buddy posted it and we were
Speaker 1: eating shrimp chips, like a couple of shrimp chips, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, that's me. Were you laiding it in
Speaker 1: the tramping the shrimp? Just a normal picture? What saying is.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, should I take it down? And I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: She's just a friend, like I love. Yeah. I went
Speaker 1: to bed. Then I woke up to watch more messages.
Speaker 1: No men too. My guy friends are like, dude, congrats
Speaker 1: finally you're dating. No. No, So I literally felt like
Speaker 1: my own pr person and I hadn't like remind everybody
Speaker 1: I'm very single. I'm very lonely, just like Saturday taking
Speaker 1: a fake girlfriend whole this whole thing is just to
Speaker 1: let everybody know that, yes, you are still single and
Speaker 1: you're working pretty much. Yes, this entire thing was a setup.
Speaker 1: I did not need to block myself. Okay, I am single,
Speaker 1: so hit on me. Worst animation coordinator, alexis what's been
Speaker 1: on your mind? You guys? I'm jealous of my mom.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she came to visit me recently, but she
Speaker 1: came later than expected because she got invited to a
Speaker 1: big Christmas party. Okay, and I see the photos, you guys,
Speaker 1: and she's like a sleazy Santa like guy. She's in
Speaker 1: like knee high boots, a skirt that barely covers her
Speaker 1: open chest everything. Are you are you too like switching
Speaker 1: rolls like are you like actually policing her wardrobe barely?
Speaker 1: Sitting in my house on my couch on Saturday night,
Speaker 1: and I'm looking at my mom out at a Christmas
Speaker 1: party and I'm waiting for her to come visit me.
Speaker 1: Does your mom perchance want to come work for our radio?
Speaker 1: You love to come on here? And then it's like
Speaker 1: she gets to visit me, and we got to drinks
Speaker 1: and she is drunker than I do. I'm driving us
Speaker 1: home from drinks. So your mom's the cool one, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess. So she's telling me all about a trip
Speaker 1: to Hawaii she just went on or a guy paid
Speaker 1: for the entire trip for her, Guys, the entire trip.
Speaker 1: She's living your best life, she really is. She really
Speaker 1: riding her listen to all her New Year's plans and
Speaker 1: how she can't pick which one. Okay, I don't have
Speaker 1: that issue at all, So I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: Like it's like, by the way, could I borrow a
Speaker 1: crop top, you know, for me? She would probably look
Speaker 1: better in it right now. And I've been this jealous since,
Speaker 1: like you dyed your hair pink cover. I don't know
Speaker 1: what to do when my mom is living my life. Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: what's on your mind? Well? I had a really embarrassing
Speaker 1: moment the other night. Did you guys know that there's
Speaker 1: a new Matrix movie that's coming out? Yes? Yeah, yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: See I didn't know that. How did you not know that?
Speaker 1: It's like everywhere. I'm sitting in my living room watching
Speaker 1: TV with a couple of people and the trailer for
Speaker 1: the new movie comes on, and I just losing my mind.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, what is that? And I'm
Speaker 1: screening at the TV. I'm like, oh my god, Marphius,
Speaker 1: oh my god, is that Trinity? And there's like tears
Speaker 1: welling up in my eyes. I'm squealing in my I
Speaker 1: yelled at somebody to shut up so I could hear
Speaker 1: it better. This is important. And then the trailer ends,
Speaker 1: and then there's that moment of like everything calms down
Speaker 1: and that realization dawns on me of just how stupid
Speaker 1: I've been acting for the last thirty seconds over a
Speaker 1: movie trailer, because there's been hundreds of sequels that have
Speaker 1: come out over the last few years, and I've never
Speaker 1: been excited for anything like that, Like that was my childhood. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a little disappointed. I posted that trailer on our
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey website. I mean, how long ago, Jake,
Speaker 1: a couple months ago? Thanks for checking out our website. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I've never been to it, but I hear it's pretty nice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the matrix resurrections December twenty second. I'm getting my
Speaker 1: leather outfit back out and I'm going to see that
Speaker 1: thing in theaters. I would text into seventy five nine
Speaker 1: to tell us what's been on your mind? It's Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. We just told you what's
Speaker 1: been on our minds. We've had our listeners texting into
Speaker 1: seven eighty five nine two telling us what's been on theirs. Once,
Speaker 1: I says, I feel horrible. I just realized that I
Speaker 1: accidentally regifted a gift to the exact same person who
Speaker 1: gave it to me last year. Oh my god, No,
Speaker 1: you need to say, Oh my god, I love the
Speaker 1: one you gave me so much. I wanted to make
Speaker 1: sure you lad one too. Another text says, what's on
Speaker 1: my mind? I live in Vegas and our office Christmas
Speaker 1: parties next week. The first part is a distillery tour,
Speaker 1: and I'm worried most of my co workers won't make
Speaker 1: it out. Oh man, yeah, I'm guessing HR did not
Speaker 1: plan that. I think that sounds like a bonus to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm depending on some of the people who don't make
Speaker 1: it out, Like if you don't like them, them great.
Speaker 1: Another text says, what's been on my mind? What's up
Speaker 1: with Jose's Christmas tree? It needs a little love. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let me know if I can come over and help
Speaker 1: dot dot dot or maybe Alexis can parentheses Smoochi smoochie
Speaker 1: a problem. I don't have a girl that keep texting
Speaker 1: it in seventy five nights too. Tell us what's been
Speaker 1: on your mind. We're gonna do laser stories. It's the
Speaker 1: radio segment that was really proud of himself for creating
Speaker 1: a homemade grin shout fit that he could wear to
Speaker 1: his holiday office party. Unfortunately, though, everybody just thought he
Speaker 1: was a sun burned avocado. Laser Stories suddenly where we
Speaker 1: read weird new stories around the globe, just like everyone
Speaker 1: else does, except we have a laser and those other
Speaker 1: scrooges just don't. This first laser stories out of Tulsa, Oklahoma,
Speaker 1: thirty one year old Travis Dewey and his girlfriend drove
Speaker 1: to a Walmart the other night and parked in the
Speaker 1: fire lane. Some cops saw it and asked him to move,
Speaker 1: which he did, and then he parked in a spot
Speaker 1: thirty feet away that was reserved for only police. Now
Speaker 1: you're doing it on purpose. Yeah, there's a signpost that
Speaker 1: there and everything, but it didn't matter to Travis. He
Speaker 1: exited the vehicle and while the exact same cops watched
Speaker 1: him walk into the store whistling away. Yeah exactly. While
Speaker 1: Travis was inside, the officers looked up his plates and
Speaker 1: discovered the car he was driving had been reported stolen. Extra,
Speaker 1: he's got that swagger, Okay, So they arrested Travis. When
Speaker 1: he came out, his girlfriend had fetenall on her, so
Speaker 1: she was taken into custody. Two Yeah, in addition to
Speaker 1: the drugs. She also gave police a fake name and
Speaker 1: had an outstanding warrant for her arrest. Yeah. Afterwards, a
Speaker 1: local news reporter who was covering the story said, if
Speaker 1: there was a Crime for Dummies handbook, chapter one would
Speaker 1: probably be don't attract attention to yourself and spoiler alert,
Speaker 1: this guy didn't get the memo because he's like, I'm
Speaker 1: a superspot, might act like that's wrong to suspect his
Speaker 1: next laser story is out of social media central. A
Speaker 1: thirty year old woman on TikTok named Demi Skipper went
Speaker 1: viral for an elaborate challenge that she created called the
Speaker 1: trade Me Project. So this was inspired from a story
Speaker 1: from a few years ago of a guy who went
Speaker 1: from a red paper clip all the way up to
Speaker 1: a past I think this is so funny because when
Speaker 1: I very first started in radio, the show I was
Speaker 1: on did this as like a radio gag. It was
Speaker 1: like really big in the radio world, like, well, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna date myself but a while ago. Yes, Demi
Speaker 1: said she was skeptical at the beginning, but she was
Speaker 1: going to try it after starting with a single bobby
Speaker 1: pin okay, and each time she traded up, the exchanges
Speaker 1: got bigger and bigger. Yeah, she was able to trade
Speaker 1: the pin for a pair of earrings, which led to
Speaker 1: a set of glasses, then a vacuum and a nice snowboard.
Speaker 1: Really really hot, if Bobby I could be a thousand
Speaker 1: dollars right now. Eventually she worked her way up to
Speaker 1: larger items like cars, tractors, and a chipotlea celebrity card
Speaker 1: worth about twenty thousand dollars. Oh yeah, the demitrated the
Speaker 1: Chipotle card for a trailer with a fridge and Tesla
Speaker 1: solar panels that were worth around forty grand. And guess what,
Speaker 1: After a year and a half and twenty eight trades later,
Speaker 1: Demi trated those solar panels for an actual house. It's
Speaker 1: a small, modest place in Tennessee, but she plans to
Speaker 1: move there from California and go fix it up. She's
Speaker 1: actually gonna move there. That's what she says. Your whole life,
Speaker 1: I gotta get started. Everybody want this pan I'm holding, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm want your house. No, you don't have the Patiencestually,
Speaker 1: the stories out of Florida. I've ever been to a
Speaker 1: wedding and thought, man, this would be way cooler if
Speaker 1: it was happening underwater. Well, if that is you when
Speaker 1: you're in luck. Thanks to a Florida based business called
Speaker 1: Triton Submarines Okay, they've developed two milestone subs that can
Speaker 1: be transformed into cocktail parties, wedding venues, and even configured
Speaker 1: for underwater casino. They say the interior space is designed
Speaker 1: to feel like a regular room rather than a submarine,
Speaker 1: and can be equipped with special lighting, a high fidelity
Speaker 1: surround sound audio system, and even air conditioning. That's really cool.
Speaker 1: I'm showing you the pictures. It seems kind of small
Speaker 1: for a wedding venue if you're trying to people it's
Speaker 1: an intimate affair for sure. I mean, you don't want
Speaker 1: to serve really stinky food, you know, because this is space.
Speaker 1: Or do you have a giant wedding and have like
Speaker 1: twenty of those pods and everyone makers say, once you're
Speaker 1: under the clear giant bubble, no matter where you position yourself,
Speaker 1: all you see is the ocean surrounding you. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's amazing. It doesn't look like dark, dingy submarine, like open, gorgeous. Yeah. Plus,
Speaker 1: each vehicle will be able to reach depths of six
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty feet Oh my god, you know, clastrophobic.
Speaker 1: Maybe like five feet would be cool of bringing me
Speaker 1: back up. Yeah, yeah, it's kind of weird to do
Speaker 1: like the father daughter dance at a wedding inside that
Speaker 1: tiny little bubble with everybody all crowded around you, especially
Speaker 1: Florida weddings. You're the bottom of a swamp. Yeah. The
Speaker 1: special subs are also designed to be easier than ever
Speaker 1: to get in and out of, so that guests and
Speaker 1: never have to worry about ruining their cocktail dresses or
Speaker 1: their party attire. Important. Yeah, this next laser story is
Speaker 1: out of Holiday Headquarters. Cosmo coined this term in twenty nineteen,
Speaker 1: but a lot of people are just learning it now.
Speaker 1: It's a dating trend called snow globing. Do you guys
Speaker 1: remember talking about this. That's where you shake your date
Speaker 1: really hard and a budget dander falls off when somebody
Speaker 1: uses the holidays to make you think your relationship is
Speaker 1: more serious than it really is. I don't care who knows.
Speaker 1: Is it because they really want a good present? Is
Speaker 1: that why they're doing is? Well? Yeah, like they might
Speaker 1: get you a really romantic Christmas gift or even let
Speaker 1: you meet their family, but then once the holidays are over,
Speaker 1: things cool down really fast. Yeah, I didn't really want
Speaker 1: you to be my mom. I just didn't want to
Speaker 1: hear her nagging me about to being single again this season.
Speaker 1: So sometimes it's malicious, but it can also happen by
Speaker 1: accident if you just get carried away with all the
Speaker 1: romance of the holiday. So that sort of goes in
Speaker 1: hand with cuffing season. People look for somebody to hook
Speaker 1: up with until the weather gets nice again and then
Speaker 1: they move on. Okay, so there's gonna be a lot
Speaker 1: of tears in January. It is what you're saying, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: definitely Okay. This guy is looking forward to the end
Speaker 1: of cuffing season because for him, that's the start of
Speaker 1: the luffing. So I don't know that some means the
Speaker 1: Laser stories has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 1: We'll do it again, same time on Friday, Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. We've all made bad decisions in
Speaker 1: our lives because we're human and we're here. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: we've all made mistakes, like that time you decided to
Speaker 1: risk it and eat that two week old leftover salmon
Speaker 1: you found in the back of your fridge. Okay, it's fish.
Speaker 1: I thought those were capers, yeah. Or when you thought
Speaker 1: it might be fun to watch the football game in
Speaker 1: the pool by balancing your flat screen on a floating
Speaker 1: Flamingo smart set on TikTok, Or what about last week
Speaker 1: when Brooke decided to buy a seven thousand dollars yacht
Speaker 1: cover instead of donating the money to charity. Again, I mean,
Speaker 1: we wouldn't want her boat getting wet. It's okay, maybe
Speaker 1: those sick kids can wave as brook sales by the
Speaker 1: I mean you guys are. In our next segment, we'll
Speaker 1: be hearing stories about people who also made some horrible
Speaker 1: decisions because they were all caught cheating by their significant others.
Speaker 1: We're about to hear their stories in a brand new
Speaker 1: edition of Busted, coming up at seven. Texts bad boyfriends
Speaker 1: and girlfriends. They thought they could get away with them,
Speaker 1: but now they're about to get busted. It's Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. And I would describe a relationship
Speaker 1: kind of like a bowl of fruit salad, you know,
Speaker 1: like when you first get your fruit salad, it looks
Speaker 1: so good, and eating up all the ripe, juicy fruits graves, strawberries, watermelons,
Speaker 1: so delicious. You're like, oh, I'm so lucky I got
Speaker 1: this fruit salad. But after a while you look down
Speaker 1: into the bowl and all that's after the sad, mushy fruits,
Speaker 1: the dry oranges, overripe honeydew melons, that one's always sitting
Speaker 1: down in there. They're just filler. We all know it,
Speaker 1: like a weird shade of green net. Yeah, every bite
Speaker 1: is just more bitter than anything else. And that's when
Speaker 1: you start looking at the other fruit salads and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: that one looks a little fresher, that one's got bigger berries. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're dipping your fork into somebody else's fruit bowl. And
Speaker 1: if that happens to you, you can expose you're dirty
Speaker 1: fruit salad. On this segment called Busted Okay, where we
Speaker 1: help our listeners call out they're lying, cheating scumbag xes. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because you're nothing but peach. That's right, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: not good. But we have a few listeners who've already
Speaker 1: called in with their own personal caught cheating stories. Let's
Speaker 1: go to the phones. Hello, who's this, It's Rebecca, Rebecca
Speaker 1: tell us how you busted your significant other the pain.
Speaker 1: So there was a point in time where we had
Speaker 1: the first yard in the neighborhood. Okay, we live in
Speaker 1: a homeowners association, and I would be so upset with
Speaker 1: my husband because the grass would go on maintain, my
Speaker 1: flower bed had weeds, and then suddenly, up the blue,
Speaker 1: my husband just took an interest to our yard. So
Speaker 1: happy wife, happy life. Right, sounds good. I'm not complaining,
Speaker 1: you know. And one day I decided to go out back.
Speaker 1: It's a hot summer day. And you know, if I
Speaker 1: come outside with my little sweet tea and my lemons,
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking that I'm doing something nice, I catch
Speaker 1: my ex husband draws down to his ankles. What with
Speaker 1: my neighbor? Who in the open in my shed? In
Speaker 1: your shed? Show? So he wasn't sharpening the hedge clippers? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like the lawn war wasn't the only new
Speaker 1: tool that he picked up. That's disappointing. Man, what a hole?
Speaker 1: So good? Yeah, I hope you appreciate appreciated that, Rebecca.
Speaker 1: And so now what your yards back to being? Yeah,
Speaker 1: needless to say, any good landscape any companies out there,
Speaker 1: please give me here and for making All right, let's
Speaker 1: go to our next callar Nick, tell us how you
Speaker 1: busted your significant other. I m suspected it for a
Speaker 1: few weeks. Ye, she'd been distant, so I decided to
Speaker 1: follow her. Oh okay, you're never gonna find anything good.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, kind of a big mistake stake, I guess
Speaker 1: in hindsight. But it was her lunch hour. So I
Speaker 1: followed her and she put off at a strip mall
Speaker 1: off of the highway, and she she got into the
Speaker 1: parking lot and she hugged twice. Oh there's a signal.
Speaker 1: Wow right. I was like, well, maybe she's a drug
Speaker 1: dealer or something. What happened? But the back door of
Speaker 1: her minivan opened in a minivan, Yeah, this is the
Speaker 1: best part. The sign spinner, dressed as a giant cellphone
Speaker 1: climbed in. Shut your mouth for real, and uh, well
Speaker 1: that cellphone was set to vibrate. I mean he had moved.
Speaker 1: So I think what's embarrassing is like I had seen
Speaker 1: his sign spinning and I thought it was a pretty
Speaker 1: good deal. I almost. I think we have time for
Speaker 1: one more. Let's go to I Iris tell us how
Speaker 1: you busted your significant other? If you can believe this.
Speaker 1: I caught my ex cheating because of Pokemon Go. What
Speaker 1: h thank you Pikachu. What are we doing here? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: not with Pikachu. So, like he was really into it
Speaker 1: when it first came out, but then for even like
Speaker 1: a couple of years after that, he'd be like leaving
Speaker 1: the house going on hunts and he'd be like, oh, no, no, babe,
Speaker 1: there's a rare Pokemon. I have to go catch it. Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a gym, right, yeah, there's a charwn that excuse right? No,
Speaker 1: And you know he doesn't work out that much, so
Speaker 1: like getting him walking, fine, well, please go all right,
Speaker 1: But he would come home and he'd be like, man,
Speaker 1: Pokemon Go is eating all my data. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's weird. I haven't Like I have other friends who
Speaker 1: play it. I don't have that complaint. So I went
Speaker 1: to show him in the settings on his phone, like
Speaker 1: you can see which app uses all your data? Right?
Speaker 1: So he didn't know about this, So like I opened
Speaker 1: said on his phone and I went to show him,
Speaker 1: and you know what, Pokemon Go was not the top
Speaker 1: data user. Oh what was it? It was an app
Speaker 1: called uber Horney. What what does that have? Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: it shows you are the horny young star in your area.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's awful. Yeah, the people that you
Speaker 1: want to be a you know, if you're single, that's fine,
Speaker 1: go out use this app. But that was the end
Speaker 1: of our relationship. Left needs to open this and have
Speaker 1: it called lay Yeah. Well text in the seven eight,
Speaker 1: five to nine two if you have a crazy story
Speaker 1: about how you caught your significant other being unfaithful, and
Speaker 1: maybe you can participate in our next edition of Busted
Speaker 1: Your phone taps coming up right after that. Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning can't stop, won't stop counting down
Speaker 1: the top on phone taps of Christmas. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to stop because we're at number three now. And in
Speaker 1: this one, I call a guy who's kind of a
Speaker 1: jealous boyfriend and I start asking some strange questions about
Speaker 1: his boo and to really turn up the testosterone, I
Speaker 1: speak through a voice changer so he'll be extra intimidated
Speaker 1: by me. Just one where your voice just keeps getting deeper,
Speaker 1: gets deeper, and does it work. You're gonna hear it
Speaker 1: in your number three phone tap at twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: Right now, Hello, he is Riley. There can take a message. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just tell her marks called. Okay, Marcus, what's this about? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Who's this real? Quick? This is her boyfriend Dominic? Oh? Hey,
Speaker 1: dom what's up Dominic? Yeah? Cool? I'm sorry, bro. I
Speaker 1: still don't get what you're calling though. Well, so I
Speaker 1: me at Riley after seeing her in zooma class and
Speaker 1: when I was watching, you're at Jim, You're watching my
Speaker 1: girl dance? No, not like that, bro. How was it
Speaker 1: like then? Bro? Well, I'm a dance fitness instructor and
Speaker 1: I thought she'd be perfect for a new class that
Speaker 1: we're gonna be rolling out, and I told her about it.
Speaker 1: She expressed interest. So I'm just calling to see if
Speaker 1: she wants to give the three pm class a go.
Speaker 1: She'll be at work then, so she can't do that.
Speaker 1: Just tell her that Marcus from Twerque Academy called Quark Academy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the name of the gym, Twerque Academy. No, that's
Speaker 1: the fitness class that we're gonna be starting up, all right.
Speaker 1: It combines club dance, hip hop, pole dancing with an
Speaker 1: emphasis on twerquing, and they do this at the gym,
Speaker 1: not this class we're going to do this one at
Speaker 1: Gentleman's Club, the strip club. Yeah, we take over in
Speaker 1: the afternoon before it officially opens, and then we get everything.
Speaker 1: You're trying to recruit my girl as a stripper. No, bro, Bro,
Speaker 1: I told you it's com bro. Just tell me what's
Speaker 1: going on here. Okay, Bro, I told you it's a
Speaker 1: fitness class. We just do it at a strip club
Speaker 1: because the polls are already there. It's just a convenience thing.
Speaker 1: And she said that she was interested in this, Yes
Speaker 1: she did. It's a great workout. The pull work awesome
Speaker 1: for your core. Trking is amazing. Card. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: care what's awesome for dude, don't try to tell me
Speaker 1: on it. I'm not taking the class. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: be interested in this to charity. Pay you for this? No, bro, Bro, no,
Speaker 1: it's free. Stop calling me bro. It's free, right, that's right, Bud.
Speaker 1: Zero dollars out of your pocket. Chief. Hilarious. Bro, So
Speaker 1: you teach this torking class for free out of the
Speaker 1: kindness of your heart. I mean, we do make some
Speaker 1: money too, but oh oh you make money. How do
Speaker 1: you make money? Well, because I let some guys in
Speaker 1: to watch and then they throw money on the stage
Speaker 1: while the girls workout. So your strip club, bro, it's
Speaker 1: not stripping, it's torking academy. Hey, bro, my girl isn't
Speaker 1: a stripper. Okay, Bro, you got me wrong. Okay, Bro,
Speaker 1: it's not a stripper thing, all right, Well, it sure
Speaker 1: sounds like it. She don't have to take her clothes
Speaker 1: off unless she wants to. It's totally interested. She's not
Speaker 1: going to work at a strip club, so I don't
Speaker 1: call back. She actually sent me a text yesterday about it.
Speaker 1: She sent you a text. I'll read it right now.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull it up here and says She says,
Speaker 1: this is Riley. Will you please prank my boyfriend by
Speaker 1: telling him I signed up for a twerque academy on
Speaker 1: the radio. What you catch that? Bro? What the hell
Speaker 1: is going on here? What's going on is my name's
Speaker 1: actually jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap on you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've been using a voice change here to make myself
Speaker 1: sound more masculine. And browe dude, I thought you were
Speaker 1: calling stripper dude. No, just to be a twerker while
Speaker 1: some gentleman watch and throw money at her. That's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Is this her idea? Is it's your guy's idea? It
Speaker 1: was your girlfriend's idea. She said she's going to be
Speaker 1: taking a new dance class, but she wanted to freak
Speaker 1: you out by saying it's going to be a torque
Speaker 1: class instead. Dude, I totally spot it, man, I thought
Speaker 1: you would actually kind of do that. You sound kind
Speaker 1: of excited about it a little bit. Yeah, nice, bro,
Speaker 1: Let's go to the strip club and watch your girlfriend
Speaker 1: t work together, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We've
Speaker 1: recorded literally hundreds of second date updates together mean thousands,
Speaker 1: I mean so many millions. Where are we at? And
Speaker 1: in that time, we've heard listeners say a lot of
Speaker 1: really bizarre things like I accidentally stole my dates car,
Speaker 1: and we kissed inside of the dumpster, and even I
Speaker 1: made my date fistfight my mom. Those are all real
Speaker 1: second dates. It actually happened on this show, yea. But
Speaker 1: still we've never had a reaction in studio quite like
Speaker 1: the one that happened today because one of our listeners
Speaker 1: told us something. It was just one little sentence sharing
Speaker 1: a simple opinion that he has about food, and immediately
Speaker 1: it threw the entire show into chaos. Alexis gas Brook
Speaker 1: started screaming. Jose actually told the guy to unfollow him
Speaker 1: off Instagram. Yeah yeah, don't mess with food all over
Speaker 1: one food opinion. And now he's almost positive it's the
Speaker 1: reason his date isn't calling him back. You'll find out
Speaker 1: what he said and why Brooke is still reeling from
Speaker 1: it in your You Found My Passion. Ye. It's all
Speaker 1: in your brand new second date update right after this
Speaker 1: second date update. Is it a bad sign if you
Speaker 1: get into a big disagreement during a first date? Yes,
Speaker 1: most of the time. Maybe if you think about it
Speaker 1: this way. Couples argue about stuff all the time, right,
Speaker 1: Brook been together forever, so it might be good practice
Speaker 1: for when you do finally make it official. You want
Speaker 1: to know how the arguments are going to go early on.
Speaker 1: That's not really the last It's like, make the honeymoon
Speaker 1: phase last as long as possible. Huge argument happens and
Speaker 1: they're like, wow, this is okay, we're going to agree
Speaker 1: to disagree on this one. And one of our listeners, Derek,
Speaker 1: said he got into a weird disagreement with his date.
Speaker 1: We're going to find out what happened in just a minute.
Speaker 1: But first, Derek, welcome to the show. Hi, thanks for
Speaker 1: having I've never done this before, so yeah, yeah you remember.
Speaker 1: So we'll get to what happened with your argument. But first,
Speaker 1: tell us the name of the girl that you roasted.
Speaker 1: What was her name? I think? Okay, where did you meet? Casey?
Speaker 1: We met on an online dating site. I'll just leave
Speaker 1: it at that, and I'm not going to tell you
Speaker 1: what one. That's pretty normal. I mean, was there something
Speaker 1: that stuck out about her? She's really cute and I
Speaker 1: just got out of a relationship and she ended an
Speaker 1: engagement just you know, like four months ago. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: kind of bonded over that a lot. Get over someone
Speaker 1: by getting under that. It's an interesting thing to be
Speaker 1: attracted to person. You just like, you know, you're both
Speaker 1: on the rebound. You probably have the same ideas of
Speaker 1: what you want. Okay, it's interesting, Like, what what did
Speaker 1: you like about her? Is that she's just ended an engagement.
Speaker 1: It's strange someone I could talcay to trade horror stories
Speaker 1: about you know, significant others and stuff like that. She
Speaker 1: just got it. Okay, So you know, we're talking back
Speaker 1: and forth and we plan to go out and just
Speaker 1: grab coffee. Okay, right, okay, So we're walking into the
Speaker 1: coffee shop and we passed this bront restaurant that apparently
Speaker 1: she absolutely loves. Oh nice, Like she stopped in her
Speaker 1: tracks and she goes, oh my god, I love brunch.
Speaker 1: She love everything about it. And I had to tell
Speaker 1: her like, hey, listen, I'm not much of a breakfast
Speaker 1: guy at all. Are like, that's a kiss of death. Man,
Speaker 1: Why would you say something like that. I mean, I
Speaker 1: married my husband and I didn't find out until five
Speaker 1: years into the marriage that he hated breakfast. You know
Speaker 1: it probably not probably we thought the whole thing. Yikes.
Speaker 1: What did she say? She's like, well, what is it?
Speaker 1: Is it because it's early in the morning. And I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: not at all. It's bainly because I just don't like
Speaker 1: breakfast options. What I married one of you the weirdest
Speaker 1: thing to me, really strange. So you know, when I
Speaker 1: told her that, she almost fell over. And then she goes, Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna list some breakfast foods and I want you
Speaker 1: to rank them one to ten. How do you feel
Speaker 1: about pancakes? And I'm like, ah, like a two. He
Speaker 1: goes waffles two. I'm just being honest, Like French toast
Speaker 1: is like a one you don't like. It's bread and
Speaker 1: maple syrup and sugar. It's delicious. Ironically, you list the
Speaker 1: two girls in the room favorite meals and shut up.
Speaker 1: Is there anything that you ranked Hie out of any
Speaker 1: the breakfast foods like water? You know I did rank
Speaker 1: something in eight? Okay, oh yeahs let's go bes just eggs, right,
Speaker 1: what breakfast food gets the nod? I'm kind of a
Speaker 1: health nut, so it's just plain oatmeal? Oh god, Okay,
Speaker 1: get serious? Are you just lying because keep up this
Speaker 1: health facade. No, I'm not trying to make you mad,
Speaker 1: not trying to make her mad. And she said you
Speaker 1: just haven't had good breakfast food, so she made me
Speaker 1: go into the bron you're basically a married couple at
Speaker 1: this point where it's like, okay, I guess we'll go
Speaker 1: to this place again breakfast. I have to know what
Speaker 1: did you order when you went to brunch to a pair? Well,
Speaker 1: what did I order or what did she order for me?
Speaker 1: Because those are two different things for did she get? Well?
Speaker 1: It was kind of embarrassing because you know, we're in
Speaker 1: the restaurant and she tells the server, I'm not in
Speaker 1: a breakfast, so do your best, and then she brings
Speaker 1: like all these like a sampler kind of tray, and
Speaker 1: she just ordered everything. That's awful, dude, that you're telling
Speaker 1: me if I go into a restaurant, say I'm not
Speaker 1: a breakfast person, they're going to bring me a sampler.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That sucks though, that like she's trying
Speaker 1: to embarrass you, but being like, hey, everyone he hates breakfast.
Speaker 1: Let's see how it sounds like she was just being
Speaker 1: fun and funny, Like he wouldn't want to call her
Speaker 1: back if she was out to just humiliate him, right, Like,
Speaker 1: it sounds like she was making a fun event of it. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: how did you enjoy your breakfast sampler? So first I said, look,
Speaker 1: you don't have to order all this. I'm probably not
Speaker 1: gonna like it. And then so she orders everything anyway,
Speaker 1: and I give it a couple bites and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, these are just not that good. Dudes, A
Speaker 1: lot of twos, you know. So I just ordered what
Speaker 1: I wanted to order, which was two bowls of just
Speaker 1: plain oatmeal. Two. Oh my god, you're going good for you. Up.
Speaker 1: It totally fills you up. Did you guys enjoy the date? Yes,
Speaker 1: aside from the food, how did How was your connection?
Speaker 1: Everything's actually going great. We're having a great time. We're
Speaker 1: talking about families, and she told me that like her
Speaker 1: mom especially makes a big deal about birthdays and that
Speaker 1: her birthday's coming up. So that was kind of cool.
Speaker 1: So I thought, maybe you know, like a birthday or
Speaker 1: something we can kind of do so you like birthdays.
Speaker 1: I got Okay, at least you guys have something in come,
Speaker 1: and you could be the guy that's like, oh, birthdays,
Speaker 1: they don't really do it for me, okay, but it's
Speaker 1: nice to you guys were able to connect. How did
Speaker 1: the date end? So we shared a hug and then
Speaker 1: we were texting a little bit after that, and then
Speaker 1: she just stopped completely really so, I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's to talk to her friends and they said, like, hey,
Speaker 1: he does like breakfast, you know, like cut this guy
Speaker 1: off or whatever. But no, I don't think that's actually
Speaker 1: a thing. From the reaction that we got in this room.
Speaker 1: You guys, I'm married a guy who doesn't like breakfast
Speaker 1: and you still hate him for it. It just needs
Speaker 1: more food for me, Jeffrey. Okay, well, let's see what
Speaker 1: this girl's thinking. We're gonna play a song. We'll come back.
Speaker 1: We'll call Casey for you and try and get your
Speaker 1: second date update. Okay, all right, hold on. There are
Speaker 1: millions of people listening all over the country right now
Speaker 1: who are throwing their blueberry muffins at the radio in anger,
Speaker 1: pouring hot syrup over their smart devices in total disgust.
Speaker 1: And I'm just saying, guys, slow down. Okay, we don't
Speaker 1: know that this is the problem yet. I know everybody
Speaker 1: in studios angry that Derek doesn't like breakfast food, but
Speaker 1: we don't know if that's why his date, Casey isn't
Speaker 1: calling him back. That's true, we all are like, but
Speaker 1: it's not official because if you miss the first part
Speaker 1: of the second date update. We're on the phone with
Speaker 1: Derek and he mentioned to his date that he doesn't
Speaker 1: really enjoy eating breakfast food, and so she forced him
Speaker 1: to eat a bunch of them at a restaurant that
Speaker 1: she really likes. Well, that's what happened. She should force him.
Speaker 1: It's like, hey had his hands tied and she was
Speaker 1: like works boonfeeding. Now Okay, she just publicly shamed him
Speaker 1: while he ate stuff. You are so defensive of him. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know that's this is exactly what happened. But
Speaker 1: they ended it on a high note and they had
Speaker 1: a hug a few nice conversations after all the breakfast drama. Now, Derek,
Speaker 1: I know you mentioned a lot of foods that she
Speaker 1: made you try, but you never mentioned if you put
Speaker 1: a sausage in your mouth, because that's one of my favorites.
Speaker 1: Did you ever get some sausage? Sausage patty? Okay, you're
Speaker 1: different than the like A two, maybe a three? You're two.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, have you ever thought, like, I don't
Speaker 1: think that brunch is necessarily a personality type, but I
Speaker 1: think being a person who only eats plain oatmeal may
Speaker 1: actually be. Maybe she just found you kind of bland. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can see that. I'll drink a bloody Mary. Oh
Speaker 1: you did? Alright? Fun, I love bloody. Well, let's let's
Speaker 1: just call Casey before it. Brooke gets so angry she
Speaker 1: walks out of student. It's really upsetting here. We're gonna
Speaker 1: dial Casey's number now, and we're gonna try and get
Speaker 1: your your second date. Update you're ready. Okay, Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello. Hi is this Casey? Yeah? Who's calling? Hey? Casey?
Speaker 1: My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing? Who is
Speaker 1: this again? The name is Jeffrey. Where I'm on? I'm
Speaker 1: on a morning radio show. Okay, Hi, okay, Casey, we're
Speaker 1: all here him barely on a morning radio show. Yeah.
Speaker 1: If you couldn't tell, those are my really mean co hosts.
Speaker 1: We have belittle me all day. Remember my co host Casey. There,
Speaker 1: I'm still here. Yeah, you don't have to deal with
Speaker 1: every day Casey. It's just ridiculous. So I'm calling you.
Speaker 1: We do a segment on our show called a second
Speaker 1: Date Update. Have you ever heard of that before? No? Okay,
Speaker 1: Well it works like this. If you go out on
Speaker 1: a date with someone, and afterwards, if that person isn't
Speaker 1: calling you back, you can email our show and we'll
Speaker 1: reach out to them for you to help you figure
Speaker 1: out the reason why. Okay, interesting, yep, And recently you
Speaker 1: went out with a guy named Derek. Yes I did. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Derek has emailed us because apparently you guys had
Speaker 1: a nice time and you were texting after your date,
Speaker 1: but you've ghosted him lately and he isn't really sure why. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's going to work out him
Speaker 1: and I was it. He talked to you guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he told us about your date and he mentioned a
Speaker 1: lot of it centered around breakfast food, which we were
Speaker 1: stunned as well. He told us that he didn't like it,
Speaker 1: you know, he told you about that. Yeah, isn't that crazy? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's surprising. There's not a whole lot of people like that,
Speaker 1: but there are people that genuinely don't enjoy breakfast food. Yes,
Speaker 1: like breakfas, which we talked about. Yeah. I mean, but
Speaker 1: the thing is, is it sounds like you turned it
Speaker 1: into like a fun date thing where you could see
Speaker 1: if you could change his mind. Yeah. I really couldn't
Speaker 1: believe it, so I just thought for fun. We were
Speaker 1: walking past my favorite brunch spot, so when in sound
Speaker 1: a few things off the menu that he could sample
Speaker 1: and he just would rather have plain oatmeal, he said, yeah,
Speaker 1: And I mean I kind of thought that was weird.
Speaker 1: I'm a big breakfast brunch person. My friends and I
Speaker 1: do that almost every week. We love Sunday brunch. But
Speaker 1: that's not something you have to have in common with
Speaker 1: your partner, right, Like you have your people already that
Speaker 1: will brunch with you, right, But I mean, I would
Speaker 1: like him to be a part of that, if he's
Speaker 1: going to be a part of my life. And you know,
Speaker 1: at first, I didn't think it was that big of
Speaker 1: a deal. But when I did speak to my friends
Speaker 1: about it after words, they were very shocked and they
Speaker 1: were kind of upset that I was with a guy
Speaker 1: that didn't really like breakfast food. Yeah, and then I
Speaker 1: researched it, and it sounds a little crazy, I'll admit this,
Speaker 1: but I found a relationship expert. He's had a PhD.
Speaker 1: He writes, Okay, this is on the internet, though, let's yeah.
Speaker 1: Brooks already putting up walls before she even knows what
Speaker 1: the relationship expert says. She's like, I don't trust him.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a hoax to me. Well, the one thing
Speaker 1: that he had mentioned was that and again, I know
Speaker 1: this sounds a little bit crazy. I know it's not
Speaker 1: a major dietary restriction, but he mentioned if someone does
Speaker 1: have a major dietary restriction, sometimes it just doesn't work
Speaker 1: out in a relationship. In a relationship. Yeah, but this
Speaker 1: is different than like being having to be gluten free
Speaker 1: or something, and you love bread. I don't know. Well,
Speaker 1: it's actually worse because he just doesn't like it. So
Speaker 1: like five years from now, I don't want to be
Speaker 1: singing across from him and upset it him him and
Speaker 1: wanting to dump that bowl of oatmeal on his head. Yeah. Wow,
Speaker 1: you liked everything about him except for his taste in food.
Speaker 1: I just thought it was weird. Maybe it's just like
Speaker 1: a red flag. I don't know, and then later on
Speaker 1: I might find out some more weird things. Yeah. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a gateway to weirdness, a gateway. I mean, Casey,
Speaker 1: do you think would it be considered weird if say
Speaker 1: Derek was on the other line listening this whole time
Speaker 1: and wanted to talk to you, would that be weird?
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be weird. Yeah is he Yeah?
Speaker 1: He's there? Would to say high? Yeah, it's time to
Speaker 1: say hi? Just because we have different food taste, I mean,
Speaker 1: that's no grounds for not seeing someone, you know. I
Speaker 1: think having different food tastes to make a relationship better,
Speaker 1: you know, to have a diverse sort of taste profile
Speaker 1: than the other person. Otherwise, if he's really boring, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm sitting here drinking mimosas and having all
Speaker 1: the fun food and my friend enjoying myself and you're
Speaker 1: just sitting there your plane oatmeal that that look. And
Speaker 1: if you're talking about like a relationship expert online, I'm
Speaker 1: sure I can go and dig up some relationship expert
Speaker 1: that will say the exact opposite. That's true. Online you
Speaker 1: can find any argument, like I swear, I can find
Speaker 1: a link that's his potation. And here's the thing, just
Speaker 1: because you think his oatmeal sucks all right, like he doesn't,
Speaker 1: he's actually enjoying himself still when he's out to breakfast
Speaker 1: with you. Yeah. Yeah, what if I said I won't
Speaker 1: date you because you don't like oatmeal. It's the same thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, oatmeal is just one food. But right, there's
Speaker 1: so many options you just don't like any of it. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe you can look at this as an opportunity to
Speaker 1: change him. No, yeah, that's a good challenge. It's a
Speaker 1: good women level challenge like that. You know you can
Speaker 1: you can slip some breakfast food secretly into his meal
Speaker 1: so he doesn't know until he eventually starts to like him.
Speaker 1: Get out of here, and we're not changing people. We
Speaker 1: could try it. What about a BLT. I mean that's
Speaker 1: kind of on the verge of yeah, what are you saying?
Speaker 1: What do you think, Derek? Are you up for that?
Speaker 1: I'm up for a lucit to change. I'm not up
Speaker 1: for being changed by a woman. Ye. Okay, Case, you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to do it secretly so that he doesn't notice.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I want to see him again.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, give him one more chance. Go to
Speaker 1: dinner with him. Maybe you guys like dinner. Are you serious?
Speaker 1: This is gonna be really hard. One doesn't like dinner,
Speaker 1: one doesn't like breakfast. Meet. We'll send you guys out
Speaker 1: on a day and you guys can have lunch together. Okay,
Speaker 1: a snack sack? Okay, what if you guys, We'll pay
Speaker 1: for a snack for you too to share. You guys
Speaker 1: can both nibble on the ends of a quaker else bar,
Speaker 1: so you've meet in the middle. That's for me. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know, Case, your birthday is coming up and you
Speaker 1: wanted to do something. I mean you No, that was
Speaker 1: really sweet, Derek, That was really nice, Casey, I'm not
Speaker 1: a bump, he said, I'm not a monster. You are.
Speaker 1: What do you say, Casey, give him another chance. We'll
Speaker 1: give it another shot. Yeah, all right, said I didn't
Speaker 1: see turning this way. I'm very Yeah, I'm happy. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I feel like you guys are just saying
Speaker 1: this to get us off the phone, and then you're
Speaker 1: never going to talk to each other again. That might
Speaker 1: be a possibility. Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Brook
Speaker 1: mc scrooge keeps on going for seven in a row.
Speaker 1: Now that's right. I'm keeping my money. But Stephen from
Speaker 1: Seattle wants to end that streak today. Welcome to show. Stephen.
Speaker 1: Doesn't anyone named Stephen already have enough money? No, not enough?
Speaker 1: Would say that Stephen? On the phone screen it says
Speaker 1: he's a delivery drive or who's a coffee supplier who
Speaker 1: I think maybe has dropped off some free stuff at
Speaker 1: the station before. Is that right, Stephen? I have not
Speaker 1: And why have you not done that? Because you are
Speaker 1: dead to me? Now? Oh man, I deliver supplies, not
Speaker 1: actual coffee. You know what, we would love some stir sticks? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just want some lids. I don't even want the coffee,
Speaker 1: Sorge fly right now? Right now? Yeah? Alright, stuff, And
Speaker 1: we're sending Brook out of the studio. While that happens,
Speaker 1: you know, the game's played. You got thirty seconds to
Speaker 1: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 1: you could say pass. But you have to beat Brook
Speaker 1: out right to win. Are you ready, my friend? I'm ready?
Speaker 1: Here we go. Your time starts now. Today is Bill
Speaker 1: of Rights Day? How many amendments are in the Bill
Speaker 1: of Rights? Dogs sweat mainly through what part of their
Speaker 1: body they're No? When a man is nighted? What word
Speaker 1: goes in front of his name? Sir? What US city
Speaker 1: is home to the dullest international airport? Uh? That'd be
Speaker 1: New York City. In nineteen ninety seven, what singer became
Speaker 1: the first Latin woman ever to be paid one million
Speaker 1: dollars for a movie role, Jennifer Livin? All right, let's
Speaker 1: bring Brook back into the studious. All right, Brooke is distracted.
Speaker 1: While she's coming back in, Stephan, We've been asking everybody,
Speaker 1: what's your favorite holiday tradition that you like to do? Uh?
Speaker 1: Doing sweaters and with the family, ugly Christmas sweaters. That's fun.
Speaker 1: What's just sweaters. Yeah, just playing sweaters, playing every day sweaters.
Speaker 1: What do you have on your Christmas sweater? We got
Speaker 1: you a log in this funky little h fireplace on
Speaker 1: the back of it. All right, that's pretty ugly. Alright,
Speaker 1: I have ugly Christmas pants that have a U log
Speaker 1: on the backside. Yeah, well, I'll tell people it's a
Speaker 1: ugas on the front. Yea. We should have our logs. Touch.
Speaker 1: I've done with the Christmas Okay, okay, screerge, here we go.
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. Today's Bill of Rights day? How
Speaker 1: many amendments are in the Bill of Rights? Dogs sweat
Speaker 1: mainly through what part of their body their tongue? When
Speaker 1: a man is knighted? What word goes in front of
Speaker 1: his name? Sir? What Us city is home to the
Speaker 1: dullest international airport? Oh Washington, d C. In nineteen ninety seven,
Speaker 1: what Singer became the first Latin woman ever to be
Speaker 1: paid one million dollars for a movie role. All right,
Speaker 1: answers are and let's go to the scoreboard and see
Speaker 1: how we did with jose Stephen. You got two correct today?
Speaker 1: Pretty good? Brook? Yeah, you got the same amount in
Speaker 1: and you got three. Okay, close, but no cigar. There's Stephen.
Speaker 1: Let's go over the answers here Today's Bill of Rights.
Speaker 1: Stay there are ten amendments. Almost said that, and then
Speaker 1: I'm like, I feel like there's a couple that I
Speaker 1: don't know about. I don't know. Yeah, dogs sweat mainly
Speaker 1: not through their tongue, that slabber brook. I time the
Speaker 1: dogs sweated, I thought that that was like their whole
Speaker 1: thing is why they have to keep their tongues out.
Speaker 1: They sweat a little bit through their paws. They have
Speaker 1: sweat glands down there. And when a man gets knighted,
Speaker 1: the word sir goes in front of his name. All
Speaker 1: International Airport is located in Washington, DC, and the first
Speaker 1: Latin woman ever to be paid a million dollars for
Speaker 1: a movie role that would be Jennifer Lopez for the
Speaker 1: movie Selena. It's like literally nothing never now yeah, million dollars. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So Stefan, I'm sorry we can't give you any money,
Speaker 1: but just we're playing. You do win a pair of
Speaker 1: tickets to the New Hockey Exhibit at the Pacific Science Center.
Speaker 1: You can enter the Hockey Science Lab and test your
Speaker 1: goalie reflexes, or you can do your slapshot there, and
Speaker 1: they might even remove a few teeth for you if
Speaker 1: you ask. It's a very realistic Okay, and if anybody
Speaker 1: else is interested, visit packside dot org to get your tickets. Yeah, so, Stefan,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. We're playing Happy Holidays, my friend,
Speaker 1: thanks for having me Half Holidays. So you guys to
Speaker 1: show your brother. Yeah, we'll be back to bay Win
Speaker 1: Brooks Box, same time tomorrow, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.