Speaker 1: My name is Grant will Folk. I'm a thirty six
Speaker 1: year old gay mail I grew up in Baton, Jusiana
Speaker 1: and live in New York. And pride is everything to me.
Speaker 1: It's much more than any single event or movement. It's
Speaker 1: who we are, It's how we live our lives. Pride
Speaker 1: is courage, It's defiance. It's a radical act of self
Speaker 1: love and self acceptance in the face of a society
Speaker 1: that has marginalized and persecuted us, a society that wants
Speaker 1: us to believe we're less than one, where we can
Speaker 1: even be killed simply for showing affection towards those we love.
Speaker 1: Pride is living openly and honestly in spite of all
Speaker 1: of it. Pride is community. It's knowing that together we're
Speaker 1: strong and can overcome even the most insurmountable of obstacles.
Speaker 1: It's family. I may never meet you in person, and
Speaker 1: I may never even know your name, but you are
Speaker 1: my family. And I do care for you, and I
Speaker 1: do fight for you, and you matter and you have worth.
Speaker 1: And I know we're all hurting, and I know we're grieving,
Speaker 1: but we're not broken. So hold your head up, put
Speaker 1: a little love in your heart, be proud and happy pride, y'all. Hey,
Speaker 1: what's up? This is Nicky Paris and I'm a twenty
Speaker 1: three year old stand up comedian from sadn Island who
Speaker 1: also happens to be gay. And to me, pride is
Speaker 1: all about being proud of who you are and owning
Speaker 1: what makes you different. Gay people are not the problem.
Speaker 1: We have people in this world that where pajamas that
Speaker 1: look like jeans. Clearly we have bigger fish to fry.
Speaker 1: My name is Mattaylane. I'm twenty nine years old, and
Speaker 1: I'm originally from Chicago, Illinois, and to me, it probably
Speaker 1: means sense of humor. Um. My older brother is also gay,
Speaker 1: and one of the few things he did for me
Speaker 1: when I came out of the closet was he gave
Speaker 1: me um a burn c D of a few podcasts
Speaker 1: called Pans Explosion. And I was eighteen years old and
Speaker 1: I listened to these three gay men being able to
Speaker 1: not only laugh at themselves but enjoy each other's company
Speaker 1: and not feel afraid. And they were just so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: Patrick Powers was so funny that that that sense of humor,
Speaker 1: that that laughter. I still remember that today, being able
Speaker 1: to laugh got me through those real dark days of
Speaker 1: being in the closet. So to me, I would say,
Speaker 1: pride is about a great sense of humor, a great
Speaker 1: sense of community. My name is Bianca Moore. I am
Speaker 1: a bisexual from Columbus, Ohio. Pride is more than being
Speaker 1: a gay, fit white man you see at the front
Speaker 1: of the parade. It is also being a queer person
Speaker 1: of color that only how it's one night a week
Speaker 1: to be in a space for themselves. Sometimes it's Latin night,
Speaker 1: sometimes it's hip hop night, but it's the only night
Speaker 1: we feel welcomed in our own community. Pride for me
Speaker 1: is making peace with the demons and insecurities we all
Speaker 1: have inside and realizing that you're not alone, that there
Speaker 1: are people out there rooting for you to be you.
Speaker 1: Pride for me is about finding confidence in myself and
Speaker 1: realizing that we have to empower those who don't see
Speaker 1: the light. It gets better. Don't give up. We all
Speaker 1: love you. Hey, this is Frankly Addie, and I'm going
Speaker 1: to tell you what pride means to me. You're allowed
Speaker 1: to get plowed. God, No, I'm kidding, sort of um.
Speaker 1: Pride means to me being proud truly proud of who
Speaker 1: you are, which means you stand up for yourself when
Speaker 1: it's not always the best, normal, comfortable time. You're proud
Speaker 1: of being different. I'm proud of being different. And be
Speaker 1: proud to love whomever you not choose to love, but
Speaker 1: whoever makes your heart go flip flop fucking crazy. Love
Speaker 1: who you feel you're in love with and be proud
Speaker 1: of that and hold their hand on the street. And
Speaker 1: learn to love yourself because it's a beautiful thing. Happy
Speaker 1: Gay Pride and Leslie's are. I'm thirty six, I'm a lesbian,
Speaker 1: I'm from Brooklyn, and Pride to me in my twenties
Speaker 1: meant a pregame for my Orthox Jewish straight girlfriend's weddings,
Speaker 1: and now it's their anniversaries um. And also it's still
Speaker 1: Pride um, so it's the day that I feel the
Speaker 1: gayest and the straightest Brillian bride. For me, pride means
Speaker 1: to be proud of your sexuality, uh, and be proud
Speaker 1: of who you are as a person, and be proud
Speaker 1: of um what you want on Google search and not
Speaker 1: care because when I was in the closet, I was
Speaker 1: so weird. And now on Google stuff like homo erotic
Speaker 1: art or men in underwear or nude male photography. Uh,
Speaker 1: and now I can just google but cocky and it
Speaker 1: feels it feels great. Hi. My name is Calvin Kato.
Speaker 1: I am thirty one years old and I'm from Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: New York. And I've literally done eighty takes of this
Speaker 1: to try to figure out what pride means to me.
Speaker 1: And I guess it's because it means so much. Um.
Speaker 1: I like the fact that pride is about more than
Speaker 1: just a spectrum of different like queer identities. It's such
Speaker 1: a spectrum of personalities. I mean, I love the fact
Speaker 1: that it pride you can see a guy in a
Speaker 1: feather ball and cut off George who is hanging out
Speaker 1: with a Korean War veteran who couldn't come out until
Speaker 1: he was sixty because of the time. And I think
Speaker 1: that's just really awesome that for one second, like all
Speaker 1: these people can kind of converge and just love each
Speaker 1: other and love themselves or who they are and not
Speaker 1: have to deal with some like fucking dude, bro dick
Speaker 1: bag was like, what holes do you fucking why do
Speaker 1: you like to fuck them? Um? So I just think
Speaker 1: pride is awesome that way, it's like the great equalizer.
Speaker 1: And plus there's free condoms, so that's always amazing. Um yeah, Pride,
Speaker 1: wo I did it? You know, for years in New York,
Speaker 1: I never went to pridec stuff. I thought it was
Speaker 1: so dumb. I didn't want to get hit in the
Speaker 1: face with beads thrown at me by a muscular guy
Speaker 1: in the song on a Float, you know. And I
Speaker 1: think a part of that just had to do with
Speaker 1: the idea that, you know, there's so many groups, groups
Speaker 1: that are at the group's cultural groups, groups that are
Speaker 1: together because they're holding onto a ritual or the colors
Speaker 1: or skin, or the place that they're from or language.
Speaker 1: And to me, the idea that I was in a
Speaker 1: group or a club it's like based solely on where
Speaker 1: I decided to put my dick is It was just
Speaker 1: so absurd to me that that that was the case.
Speaker 1: And I guess over time what's occurred to me is that,
Speaker 1: you know, pride is important, not because it's a choice
Speaker 1: that we as gay people make. It's important because of
Speaker 1: all the intolerant, bigoted straight people in the world who
Speaker 1: demonize us, who who ridicule us, who hurt and name
Speaker 1: and murder us. You know, they're the ones for decades
Speaker 1: and centuries who are pointing their fingers and saying, look,
Speaker 1: look at how those people are different. And until they
Speaker 1: stopped doing that, pride will always be really important. Hi.
Speaker 1: My name is Jay McBride and I'm a comedian front
Speaker 1: Opposite New York and I'm also transgender. And I never
Speaker 1: really used to talk about being transgender on stage, you know,
Speaker 1: I never. I was always worried that, you know, people
Speaker 1: just assume that's it, that's all I do. Uh. Then
Speaker 1: I read one day this article about this girl, Jazz Jennings,
Speaker 1: who was trans and she's only like ten or twelve
Speaker 1: at the time, and she was getting death threats. And
Speaker 1: here I am worried about my image. And I said,
Speaker 1: at that point, you know what, I'm out there, man,
Speaker 1: gay mom, motherfucker's if you want me, come and get
Speaker 1: me some trans And I'm letting the world know. I'm
Speaker 1: Lane Moore and I am a comedian in New York
Speaker 1: City and I identify as queer. UM. I think pride
Speaker 1: is about UM sitting at home alone watching Netflix. For me,
Speaker 1: it's Nashville, UM, and being really proud of the fact
Speaker 1: that you don't want to leave your couch at all,
Speaker 1: a k A. Being a person. I'm a person where
Speaker 1: people we're lazy and ambitious and weird and normal and
Speaker 1: fun and sad and just being proud to be all
Speaker 1: of those things. I'm Rich Kamco. I'm from Chicago originally,
Speaker 1: but I'm a New York based openly gay comic. I'm
Speaker 1: also Filipino, and for me, pride pride means standing up
Speaker 1: and being myself, creating a safer world for not just me,
Speaker 1: but for everyone. And when I'm telling a dick choke,
Speaker 1: it's not just a dick joke. It's part of the
Speaker 1: revolution to create freedom and equality for everyone. I'm Lindsay Bowling,
Speaker 1: but proud lesbian pride for me is about coming together
Speaker 1: as a community and realizing how strong we are every
Speaker 1: year despite so many attempts to take our freedoms away
Speaker 1: or scare our freedoms away. It's about waving rainbow flags
Speaker 1: and dancing in the street and drinking all day and
Speaker 1: having fun. Hi. I'm Duff. I'm thirty five years old today.
Speaker 1: I think my place in the gay community is somewhere
Speaker 1: between Christopher Maloney as I lay behind him with my
Speaker 1: arm draped over him, grabbing his talk eager manhood while
Speaker 1: blowing hot breath on the nape of his neck. And
Speaker 1: Tom Hardy, who's laying behind me, teasing me as he
Speaker 1: presses his hips into mine, lavishing my ass with attention,
Speaker 1: playing me like an instrument that needs to be tuned
Speaker 1: with that Bronzon dick all the while see it plays
Speaker 1: on loop in the background. Also, we're on Mount Everest,
Speaker 1: probably because I just watched Everest. Hi Fucker's Happy Pride.
Speaker 1: It's Mary Beth Money from New York City. I am
Speaker 1: fifty three years old and I identify as pan sexual.
Speaker 1: What does pride mean to me? You know what? When
Speaker 1: I think about it, what pride means is love. Love
Speaker 1: is love. How can I feel pride about my sexuality?
Speaker 1: I live in a society where I'm scared to hold
Speaker 1: my boyfriend's hand in public, on the street, at the movies, everywhere.
Speaker 1: I live in a society where I'm told that I'm
Speaker 1: something I'm not supposed to be. I'm reminded every single day,
Speaker 1: in one way or another, that I'm different, that some
Speaker 1: people will hate me for no reason. Every time I
Speaker 1: walk down the street or step on the subway. I
Speaker 1: wonder if someone is going to call me a faggot.
Speaker 1: And now working in a gay bar, I have to
Speaker 1: wonder if someone is going to come in and shoot me.
Speaker 1: How can I ever really feel pride about my sexuality? Hi?
Speaker 1: This is William Mulleton and I'm forty six years old
Speaker 1: and I'm a comedian here in New York City. I'm
Speaker 1: a member of the lgbt q i A. I guess
Speaker 1: q i A is like the CIA, but they report
Speaker 1: fashion flaws to the government. What pride needs to me
Speaker 1: is the ability to get up on stage at a
Speaker 1: packed house in Union Hall and talk about sucking uncircumcised
Speaker 1: cock for the first time to a round of applause.
Speaker 1: I'm just Tom. I'm I'm from San Francisco originally and
Speaker 1: based in New York. I'm queer, non binary, trans and
Speaker 1: Asian American, and I believe that queer people deserve kind
Speaker 1: of world where we can become our fullest and best
Speaker 1: and most truthful selves with resources and access and support,
Speaker 1: and without fear of violence or condemnation. Hey, folks, this
Speaker 1: is Kevin Allison of The Risk podcast, where people tell
Speaker 1: true stories they never thought they dare to share. I
Speaker 1: start at risk to give people a place to come
Speaker 1: out about anything, because I grew up knowing I was
Speaker 1: queer and was so scared for so long. But no
Speaker 1: one can stop you from being as sexy or as
Speaker 1: sweet or fierce or freaky as you want. Celebrate that
Speaker 1: and love each other, especially each other's butts. Happy pride. Hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of Guys We Fucked. It's the
Speaker 1: Anti slush Iman podcast. I'm Karin um Christina, So thanks
Speaker 1: for listening to that. Uh yeah, you've heard um comedians
Speaker 1: friends of ours who are members of the l g
Speaker 1: B t Q I a community, um, and we wanted
Speaker 1: to just pan them over the microphone. Yeah. Absolutely, I
Speaker 1: mean I think it was something that we had wanted
Speaker 1: to do for Pride Month because it's June and it's
Speaker 1: a good good time to show pride. But obviously, in
Speaker 1: light of the events of this past weekend, it's uh
Speaker 1: took a different tone. So we're going to talk more
Speaker 1: about that shortly. We're just gonna get some some house
Speaker 1: cleaning stuff out of the way. Is that considered house cleaning? Housekeeping?
Speaker 1: Housekeeping ship? I mean, we can clean it too. I
Speaker 1: love cleaning so much. Well, but I feel like you're
Speaker 1: very upset with my room right now. Um. Anyway, let's
Speaker 1: come see us live tonight. It's Friday, June seventeen. Nacho
Speaker 1: Bitches is happening at New York Comedy Club on East
Speaker 1: Street at eleven ff pm, co hosted by myself and Blarisaki.
Speaker 1: We're also gonna be joined by Mike Cannon and Justy Dodge,
Speaker 1: who you've heard on the podcast. Tickets or ten dollars
Speaker 1: when you use the code Nacho. It's gonna be a
Speaker 1: lot of fun on our June twenties, guys, we flucked
Speaker 1: test toward date is old out, so thank you guys
Speaker 1: for that. We're really excited for it. The next show though,
Speaker 1: if you want to come so, I think it might
Speaker 1: be one of our last ones, our last tour dy
Speaker 1: in New York before we before we actually kick it
Speaker 1: off road. It's Monday, July eighteenth at Subculture Street. Tickets
Speaker 1: are on sale now, so we'll put the link in
Speaker 1: the description of this episode. Doors at seven show at
Speaker 1: eight all ages un to sixteen come with an adult. Oh,
Speaker 1: and the next show is mine. Um. Then on Saturday,
Speaker 1: Jun PM is the one year anniversary of Glamour Puss
Speaker 1: co hosted by myself and Wendy Starling. It's at Sinc
Speaker 1: Bar in the West Village UH doors open at seven.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be a ship show. There will be nudity.
Speaker 1: It will be nudity on top of nudity. That's all
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. So come on out. It'll be fun. Hey,
Speaker 1: if you're in Montreal, Canada, you can't come to our
Speaker 1: show because it is so about Thanks so much to
Speaker 1: everyone who bought tickets. That is the Just for Laughs
Speaker 1: Comedy Festival. Really excited to be there, and I guess
Speaker 1: maybe you are. But if you didn't buy a ticket,
Speaker 1: you're not sorry. But I love you anyway. The thinking
Speaker 1: of us, And just a reminder that if you're in
Speaker 1: New York City, Pride Fest is happening next weekend on Sunday, June.
Speaker 1: You can help out one of our favorite organizations, New Alternatives.
Speaker 1: That's an l g B t q I, a center
Speaker 1: that helps a lot of at risk youth. They feed them,
Speaker 1: they clothe them, they give them the mental help and
Speaker 1: support that they need to kind of go out and
Speaker 1: live awesome lives. I've worked for them and Grant who
Speaker 1: you heard many episodes. Ago does a lot of great
Speaker 1: work for them. So on Sunday, June they'll be running
Speaker 1: a beverage stand at the Street Fair that's at the
Speaker 1: end of the parade route. That's Hudson Street between Abington
Speaker 1: Square and West Street and West Street between Ninth Avenue
Speaker 1: and Ganza Word Street. Again it's called New Alternatives. Stop by, UH,
Speaker 1: say hello to everyone. Work and hard there, gives some money.
Speaker 1: It's a great cause and just enjoy pride altogether. That's
Speaker 1: a lot of message that we can send. And finally
Speaker 1: for the house keeping cleaning. Uh. This episode of Guys
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Speaker 1: Third Love boobs. I'm always like, where are you going?
Speaker 1: I saw your face? Like, where ish you go? Where
Speaker 1: are we going? Um? Okay, so yeah, obviously it's been
Speaker 1: just two weeks in a row of wonderful, uplifting news
Speaker 1: that just really reinforces the love that I have for humanity.
Speaker 1: You know, just I wake up in the morning and
Speaker 1: I am just like, I love people. That's my thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you wake up, You're like the son to shine again.
Speaker 1: Everybody's great. So yeah, I woke up on Sunday morning
Speaker 1: to the news that there had been a mass shooting.
Speaker 1: And during the day the news just kept getting worse
Speaker 1: and worse, and it's like layers of this onion we're
Speaker 1: just being peeled. And it became something I mean so much,
Speaker 1: so much. Yeah, just it was not like a random act.
Speaker 1: It's it speaks about you know, there's a conversation to
Speaker 1: be had obviously about terrorism, but more so about gun
Speaker 1: control and about shame in a way, and and men
Speaker 1: and yeah, it's it's a male thing. Someone tweeted something
Speaker 1: interesting that there had been I think nine eight shootings
Speaker 1: in America in like the past year, and like when
Speaker 1: we never question uh, like, you know, sometimes they're Muslim,
Speaker 1: sometimes they're white, sometimes they're black, sometimes, but the one
Speaker 1: thing in common is that they were all men. Interesting,
Speaker 1: and it's interesting and it's not certainly not like pointing
Speaker 1: the finger at men in any way, but I think
Speaker 1: it's kind of taking a step back and looking to
Speaker 1: your left and looking to your right and how we
Speaker 1: treatment in society and how they're not allowed to be
Speaker 1: hounerable and how yeah, and how weakness of any kind
Speaker 1: or you know, is considered such a huge flaw and
Speaker 1: I think some people do consider homosexuality to be a
Speaker 1: weakness or that you are less of a man if
Speaker 1: you're a homosexual. So it's interesting there was a lot
Speaker 1: of contract. Every one, as usually had their own opinion. Um,
Speaker 1: but I heard a lot of kind of like oh
Speaker 1: my God of sadness because like, oh my god, this
Speaker 1: could have been me, and this could have been my friends.
Speaker 1: But the thing was, it was you and it and
Speaker 1: it was your friends. That we are Orlando hashtag and website.
Speaker 1: It's not just a saying like to be cute. We
Speaker 1: this is it was an attack on all of us,
Speaker 1: because it's an attack on the freedom to be yourself
Speaker 1: and the freedom to also in this the gunman's case,
Speaker 1: to accept yourself. And I think, um, in the past
Speaker 1: few days, it's it's come to to surface that he was,
Speaker 1: you know, pretty much homosexual himself. I mean I can't Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't talk to him. He's dead, but uh, that's
Speaker 1: what his ex wife is saying. And it seems like
Speaker 1: that makes a lot of sense when you think about it,
Speaker 1: and it really speaks to self hate being such a
Speaker 1: powerful thing. So I truly encourage you to love yourself unconditionally.
Speaker 1: And if that's not possible, it's not necessary to leak
Speaker 1: that hate onto others. Like, no matter what your parents,
Speaker 1: your friends, your community, your church, your God says, uh,
Speaker 1: you don't need to follow the rules of a religion
Speaker 1: that doesn't feel the need to treat all humans as
Speaker 1: worthy of love and salvation. And I promise you you
Speaker 1: don't need to believe in a God who doesn't believe
Speaker 1: in you. That's kind of a saying I made up
Speaker 1: when I was a little kid, and i've because I
Speaker 1: would be you know, there were times when I went
Speaker 1: to church. My my mom is a Christian. My dad's Jewish,
Speaker 1: and so I did go to church with my mom sometimes,
Speaker 1: and I remember sitting there and really listening and asking
Speaker 1: her all kinds of questions, Like I remember we went
Speaker 1: to a service one time and they were talking about
Speaker 1: fearing God, and I truly didn't understand that, because I
Speaker 1: was like, isn't the idea. I've got to be someone
Speaker 1: who accepts you and loves you unconditionally. So if you're
Speaker 1: in a place or in a religion. I am personally
Speaker 1: not a fan of religion, but it's done a lot
Speaker 1: of good things for a lot of people, and I'm
Speaker 1: not saying to take religion out of your life, but
Speaker 1: truly a God that doesn't believe in you as you are,
Speaker 1: question that. Um. And as long as who you love
Speaker 1: treats you with respect and care and kindness, don't let
Speaker 1: anyone else in your life have the power uh to
Speaker 1: be disappointed in you. And hopefully one day no one
Speaker 1: will have the fear to ever try and stop you. UM. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you know. I'm not defending the actions of
Speaker 1: the gunmen, and I certainly you know, no matter what
Speaker 1: happens in your life, there is no scenario where it
Speaker 1: is excusable to go and murder other people who are
Speaker 1: kind of living the joy and the freedom uh and
Speaker 1: the pride that you wish you could be living. Um.
Speaker 1: But also, don't let anyone in your life, your father,
Speaker 1: your mother, ever tell you that you're not good enough
Speaker 1: just being yourself. And I think that's kind of the
Speaker 1: larger lesson this. This story is atrocious, but it turned
Speaker 1: out to be like a real moment of reflection, I think. Oh,
Speaker 1: and I liked what the president President Obama has said
Speaker 1: about these gay nightclubs being a sacred place where people
Speaker 1: can be free to be themselves. Because we're fortunate enough
Speaker 1: to be able to have have frequented gay bars, and
Speaker 1: it's it's it's kind of like I always feel like, think,
Speaker 1: I'm very thankful for like the LGBT community to like,
Speaker 1: I'm straight, but I'm an ally and you still are
Speaker 1: okay with me being here, like I apreciated because I
Speaker 1: get that it's your your space, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 1: but it's it's the most Those gay bars are one
Speaker 1: of the most magical places, honestly, that I've ever been
Speaker 1: in because, um, you just feel the energy of everyone
Speaker 1: dancing how they want to dance and and acting how
Speaker 1: they want to act and saying what they want to say,
Speaker 1: and it's just this bubble of joy and it's really
Speaker 1: I mean, shitty things can happen and get like you
Speaker 1: know that can happen in non gay clus can happen anywhere,
Speaker 1: of course, but it's just it's just this amazing sanctuary
Speaker 1: and so um god. That's the John Ronson when he
Speaker 1: told us that quote from James Gilligan on the episode
Speaker 1: that he did that he said, all violence is an
Speaker 1: attempt to replace shame with self esteem. When the news
Speaker 1: started coming out that this the shooter guy could potentially
Speaker 1: be gay, where it was clear that maybe he just
Speaker 1: wasn't scouting these places like he had been doing this
Speaker 1: for a really long time. It became so obvious to
Speaker 1: me that that's what the case was. He he it's
Speaker 1: his dad is homophobic. His dad has had said home
Speaker 1: very homophobic things in the past, so I kind of
Speaker 1: see where he gets it from. Chip off the old block.
Speaker 1: We'll imagine being in a home where your own your
Speaker 1: own dad, you know, the half of the people who
Speaker 1: birthed you, is saying that who you love and what
Speaker 1: pleases you sexually is absolutely abhorrant to him. I couldn't
Speaker 1: imagine that if I had parents who didn't accept me
Speaker 1: and love me for who I was, I don't know
Speaker 1: what I would do. I'm not I know I'm a
Speaker 1: strong person, but that might make me weak, Like I
Speaker 1: really don't know if I could that, that would be
Speaker 1: a tough one, tough bill to swallow, right, And it
Speaker 1: was interesting because I the first person who I saw
Speaker 1: to kind of take the approach of, yes, this was horrible,
Speaker 1: but Jesus Christ, it would also be horrible to to
Speaker 1: grow up in a homophobic only this if you are
Speaker 1: gay was David Crab who had been on the podcast.
Speaker 1: He's a gay man and author, a storyteller, and it
Speaker 1: was so happy to meet me, so happy that a
Speaker 1: gay man was the first person to to say that,
Speaker 1: because I totally felt the same way and immediately shared that,
Speaker 1: and and he was like, you know, yeah, the guy
Speaker 1: pledged his allegiance to ISIS or whatever. But the first
Speaker 1: thing that his father said when he was interviewed was
Speaker 1: how much his son hated gay people. Like he made
Speaker 1: it he that was and it was almost like his
Speaker 1: his dad was more disappointed or more fearful of having
Speaker 1: a son that was who is who is was gay
Speaker 1: than having a son who was a terrorist. And that
Speaker 1: is a very very powerful thing to digest. That's a
Speaker 1: lot and and you know the I always try and
Speaker 1: I haven't been doing it lately, but like where I've
Speaker 1: been trying to do this lately of of thinking of Okay,
Speaker 1: so you have people like Brock Turner, who was a rape.
Speaker 1: People are commenting, like when I posted about on my Instagram,
Speaker 1: some people are commenting casht rate him. Well, no, don't
Speaker 1: cast rate him. Okay, we don't need to cut his
Speaker 1: penis off. There's something missing there's some there's a reason
Speaker 1: why he did this. Some of it could be as
Speaker 1: obvious as well. Look at the fucking letter his dad
Speaker 1: wrote the judge. No, no wonder, you know. But so
Speaker 1: the night this happened at two am Saturday night, technically
Speaker 1: Sunday morning, right Sunday night, I just just a very
Speaker 1: jarring day. It was so fucking heartbreaking to see this
Speaker 1: story unfold in and see all these beautiful people, like
Speaker 1: their friends and families be so affected by it for
Speaker 1: the rest of I mean, it's the the largest mass
Speaker 1: shooting in US history. That that that's it's fucking crazy
Speaker 1: to me. And what was interesting was it was not
Speaker 1: because it was Orlando. There was a lot of like
Speaker 1: people of color there. So it was like there was
Speaker 1: these two and you heard Bianca in the intro speaking
Speaker 1: of that how she is someone who is not only
Speaker 1: part of the l g B t q I a community,
Speaker 1: but also a person of color. So it's just like
Speaker 1: and a lot of times even in these gay clubs,
Speaker 1: there is you know, like one night when it's you know,
Speaker 1: Latin night or African American night, as she said, and
Speaker 1: it's just so it's just like there's layer upon layer
Speaker 1: upon layer of Wow, we need to fucking stop as
Speaker 1: a country and really think about how we're raising our
Speaker 1: are young. Oh absolutely, and they're not. No one's asking
Speaker 1: like feel bad for me. No, just just really try
Speaker 1: to have some empathy about what it must be like
Speaker 1: and just be out understanding and not if if someone
Speaker 1: is going through something or going through a problem that
Speaker 1: you don't understand, it's okay. You don't have to understand
Speaker 1: every thing. And that's what I love so much about
Speaker 1: the the LGBT community because I feel like every tragedy,
Speaker 1: including this, they just handle with so much empathy and
Speaker 1: so much class. They're beautiful community. If you feel the
Speaker 1: anger and the hatred and the kill, almost that's not
Speaker 1: coming from the lgbt T community. If you look around,
Speaker 1: they have been through so many hardships before. It's almost
Speaker 1: like they're like, Okay, we this is awful, but we've
Speaker 1: always been a resilient group of people and we're gonna
Speaker 1: get up and we're gonna keep fighting and this is
Speaker 1: not going to stop us from celebrating pride. And I
Speaker 1: just know, and I was just like, God, damn, It's
Speaker 1: like and whe Christmas, President get taken away and they're
Speaker 1: Christmas Turkey, but they still celebrate in the next day
Speaker 1: because no one can take away their joy. They can
Speaker 1: temporarily pause it for something really tragic, but very resilient
Speaker 1: is a good word for that, and just thinking of um,
Speaker 1: thinking of the people that commit these these crimes. The
Speaker 1: night Sunday night, I was outside, I was writing. We
Speaker 1: were writing a project. I finally I had been staring
Speaker 1: at my computer for like three hours. I just needed
Speaker 1: to look at something that was a long distance away.
Speaker 1: So I went outside to smoke a cigarette and my
Speaker 1: super it was outside, who I love. He's one of
Speaker 1: my favorite favorite people, and we're having this conversation about
Speaker 1: how drug laws are racist. And he was telling me
Speaker 1: he used to be a prison um guard for all
Speaker 1: and I had no idea. And then we were talking
Speaker 1: about about his experiences with racism he's a black man
Speaker 1: and and how fucked up it is. And then across
Speaker 1: the street, I hear a woman scream pretty loudly. It
Speaker 1: wasn't shrieky, but it was like almost like a pain scream.
Speaker 1: And you know, it's Murray Hill. Sometimes there's drunk people
Speaker 1: late at night and they scream, but they're just trying
Speaker 1: they're being obnoxious. I've I've seen people just go just
Speaker 1: because reason because Murray Hill and um. So we looked
Speaker 1: over and I remember saying to Tony, I'm like, Murray Hill,
Speaker 1: Am I right? Wait? Is it is that lady on
Speaker 1: the ground? And I was like, oh, is she? And
Speaker 1: I walk over. I crossed the street because then I
Speaker 1: was starting to tell him how I've called my mom
Speaker 1: one on strangers so many times, and I'm really like,
Speaker 1: I'm just like good in a pinch, and like a
Speaker 1: pinch situation, I am clutch as fuck. So I walk
Speaker 1: over and I see this woman, probably a little older
Speaker 1: than our mother's age, on the ground on her knees.
Speaker 1: She has acrylic, like you know, cute acrylic nails and
Speaker 1: these beautiful rings on, and she's she's crying and her
Speaker 1: forehead is is cut. And I I asked her, I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: are you are you okay? Did you fall? Did you
Speaker 1: what happened? And she was balling. She she was English
Speaker 1: and she was like, oh, I don't know happened. I
Speaker 1: wasn't sure what it did. And I was like, what,
Speaker 1: just you gotta calm down, We'll figure this out. And
Speaker 1: I until she was drunk. And then I look in
Speaker 1: the corner of the building and like probably three ft
Speaker 1: from me. It was just behind something was his man um,
Speaker 1: probably her age, and he had a vape pen and
Speaker 1: he was in the corner like um. When you discipline,
Speaker 1: like the look Pinkerton gives you when you yelled at him.
Speaker 1: That's the look he had on his face. I've never
Speaker 1: yelled at Pinkerton. No, I mean correct or if like
Speaker 1: if Chris, I don't know, what do you when you
Speaker 1: discipline dog? Yeah? Um? Because Pinkerton kind always has that look.
Speaker 1: But he looked like that and he was and I asked,
Speaker 1: I said, sir, can you tell me what happened here? Uh?
Speaker 1: What happened? And then Tony came over and Tony was
Speaker 1: like Tony was like, he hit you? Did he? And
Speaker 1: I wanted to That's exactly what I thought, but I
Speaker 1: didn't want to assume. And then and I said, how
Speaker 1: did did he push you? What's what's going on? Please
Speaker 1: give me something? And he was inebriated, but he could
Speaker 1: still stand. He just couldn't talk like he was soulless.
Speaker 1: Like you looked at him and he just didn't he
Speaker 1: he didn't really have much behind his eyes, but I
Speaker 1: didn't really want to look at him because I was
Speaker 1: I was disgusted because I was pretty sure I knew
Speaker 1: what happened. And then I guess the super from the
Speaker 1: or the lobby attendant from the building that they were
Speaker 1: in front of, ended up calling the ambulance because it
Speaker 1: turned out he had seen that guy pushed her to
Speaker 1: the ground and smack her head onto the concrete. Jesus
Speaker 1: and I I, I've never I've never looked a man
Speaker 1: in the face that just hit a woman. It's weird.
Speaker 1: It's because they were both drunk. And I said to
Speaker 1: her there was a deli right there, and I said, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you some water. Okay, I think you
Speaker 1: need to drink some water. Well, just coming, we'll get
Speaker 1: you looked out. It's gonna be okay. Um. And she
Speaker 1: was very, very shaken, and she kept saying, he doesn't
Speaker 1: usually do this, doesn't right. I'm like, they should, he
Speaker 1: should never this. A man doesn't hit a woman, A
Speaker 1: woman doesn't hit him. You don't. We let's not hit
Speaker 1: don't hit each other. That's not love, that's not But
Speaker 1: I also don't understand that issue. I don't understand staying
Speaker 1: with somebody because and I can't comment on it because
Speaker 1: I've never been in that situation. So anything I say,
Speaker 1: I think it is just coming from more of a
Speaker 1: judgmental speculation place, which doesn't So I just wanted to
Speaker 1: be there for her. And they were both wasted. I
Speaker 1: asked her if she wanted something to drink or water?
Speaker 1: She said yes, please, And then I was like, should
Speaker 1: I ask him? Should I be kind to him? And
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I think he probably
Speaker 1: maybe can use someone to be kind to him for
Speaker 1: a second, a stranger. And so I said, hey, man,
Speaker 1: are you okay? Can you can you tell me what happened?
Speaker 1: He just looked me in the on and he just looked.
Speaker 1: He just looked. He looked sad. He looked like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I I don't know. It was really interesting, um.
Speaker 1: And I said, I'm gonna get you water, okay, that's
Speaker 1: how about you go sit on the steps and and
Speaker 1: the woman, the older woman, was just like hugging me.
Speaker 1: She's like, thank you, I'm so sorry this happened. This
Speaker 1: is what is supposed to happen. We saved up for
Speaker 1: this trip for for two years and this is the
Speaker 1: last night, and and the cops came and the cop
Speaker 1: one of the cops was this guy. It was so weird.
Speaker 1: I used to work with eight years ago at the
Speaker 1: Apple Store when he was a security guard. He would
Speaker 1: tell me all of his cops stories because they hire
Speaker 1: off duty police officers to do security there, and him
Speaker 1: and I would chat for hours. He's told me some
Speaker 1: ship that he's seen in New York, people killing themselves
Speaker 1: or killing others, like fright in front of him, like
Speaker 1: just crazy. I remember, like I was so enthralled by
Speaker 1: all the stories. He gets out of the car and
Speaker 1: I'm like, Mike, yo, it's Christina. He goes, hey, good
Speaker 1: to see can do And I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's great to see you. Sorry, it's under the circumstances.
Speaker 1: And then he examined, you know, the guy. Basically, they
Speaker 1: decided that the guy has to go in the ambulance.
Speaker 1: She's too drunk to be in public. The woman really
Speaker 1: wanted to go. She told me where her hotel was.
Speaker 1: It was eight blocks away, and I was like, please
Speaker 1: let me walk you to your room. Please. They will,
Speaker 1: They will get him back to the hotel after he's
Speaker 1: sober up. I really and can the cop. Mike was
Speaker 1: like yeah, because if you guys both go back to
Speaker 1: your hotel room, I'm gonna have to come up again
Speaker 1: and then you're gonna be all mangled. I don't want
Speaker 1: that to happen. And I was like, change, it might
Speaker 1: be true. Um, And so I watched her. I walked.
Speaker 1: I was like two thirty in the morning. I walked
Speaker 1: her back to her hotel room. I was like, I
Speaker 1: do you want to We can take a cab or
Speaker 1: we can walk. She goes, I want to walk and
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, let's walk. And then I talked
Speaker 1: to her about how they met. He drives a wagon
Speaker 1: in a small town in England. She's a housekeeper, and uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was hearing about a story about
Speaker 1: something like domestic violence, for example. Is is one thing
Speaker 1: and you form all these opinions, but then when you
Speaker 1: see it, it's different. And I think like the self
Speaker 1: love theme of like a lot of these men that
Speaker 1: commit these horrible crimes, like maybe there's probably so many
Speaker 1: factors that have something to do with it, but it's
Speaker 1: like you don't love yourself, And I think that's why
Speaker 1: people act and connect violently. But also, they've never been
Speaker 1: you know, we perhaps have didn't know love or weren't
Speaker 1: shown it, you know, And that's not it's not an
Speaker 1: excuse because yet at some point you really have to
Speaker 1: take the reins of your own life. Um, but she could.
Speaker 1: I asked her, I said, why, why do you She
Speaker 1: revealed that it wasn't the first time he's done this.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, a man doesn't hit you. But I
Speaker 1: didn't want to tell to leave, because who the funk
Speaker 1: am I? You know what I mean? She just wanted
Speaker 1: someone to walk her home and comfort her and hug
Speaker 1: her and hold her. Right. It's not your I mean,
Speaker 1: it's it's not much larger issue than that. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: so I kind but absolutely so. I laid back and
Speaker 1: I just like I talked to her about random ship,
Speaker 1: about cigarettes, about dating, about New York, and you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was just it was a very
Speaker 1: weird experience. I've never experienced anything like that. Well, I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's an interesting time. You know, there's so
Speaker 1: much conversation now about what it is to be a
Speaker 1: woman and all the stuff that you know, the societal,
Speaker 1: the cultural, the beauty industry, all these pressures that we
Speaker 1: have to be you know, perfect in a way. But
Speaker 1: I think that doesn't mean that the conversation needs to stop,
Speaker 1: or maybe you should start about the way we treat
Speaker 1: men um and especially like you know, the way we
Speaker 1: we raise men in many countries, but emotional in America. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to to not be emotional, to not show weakness, to
Speaker 1: not be open to things that are like sexually weird.
Speaker 1: Like it's kind of even like now, it's like most
Speaker 1: you know that the TV sitcom Dad, it's going to
Speaker 1: be fine with his daughter who's being a lesbian because
Speaker 1: oh great, well she's not going to be around dad.
Speaker 1: You know, terrible men like me. But there's not the
Speaker 1: same kind of okay nous with a with a gay son. Um.
Speaker 1: So yeah, just think about that and think about and
Speaker 1: be kind to yourself and what you need and and
Speaker 1: even the worst, the worst criminals and the worst murderers
Speaker 1: and people in history, you know, they had they had.
Speaker 1: I truly, I as much as I hate everyone, I
Speaker 1: truly don't believe that anyone wakes up in the morning
Speaker 1: and decides to be bad just for the funk of it.
Speaker 1: I agree, you learn, you taught it, and that is
Speaker 1: that how we are going to switch tones. This is
Speaker 1: a tonal switchery tonal mind pharming because yeah, so our
Speaker 1: guest today is uh, someone that I didn't even know.
Speaker 1: I've been wanting to interview my high life. I met
Speaker 1: him when I was a guest on a Sam Robert
Speaker 1: Chod series x M, and I didn't know who he was.
Speaker 1: I just knew that they were. They were saying, as
Speaker 1: DJ's a DJ. I'm like, oh cool, he's like a
Speaker 1: house stair or whatever. And then he was talking about
Speaker 1: all this pussy he gets, and I'm like, I've been
Speaker 1: wanting to talk to a dude who gets pussy the
Speaker 1: way you get puss. They shown drowning and I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck so and then it turns out he's
Speaker 1: this very prestigious DJ change really influenced hip hop culture,
Speaker 1: like by you. He tells this crazy fucking story about
Speaker 1: how he started, and I mean, he is a staple
Speaker 1: in the hip hop community, and it was it was
Speaker 1: a pleasure and a joy to talk to him and
Speaker 1: listen to it with an open mind, because you're you're
Speaker 1: gonna feel like you want to get angry. Just fucking
Speaker 1: put that aside for a second and listen to the
Speaker 1: goddamn com Yeah, it's like, you know, like Salmon that
Speaker 1: we've had on the podcast. People are like, why would
Speaker 1: you have him? Because he's a person who exists. We
Speaker 1: need to hear all sides of the Story's like the
Speaker 1: ones that make you feel comfortable in the coachy area.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but this might makes feel comfortable in area comfortable. Okay, foreshadowing,
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for our guest,
Speaker 1: DJ Kid. I've been chasing you, oh bad, I'm so
Speaker 1: depressed by you as a book. Okay, we're here with
Speaker 1: DJ who Kid. I say, it's so white you can well.
Speaker 1: It was amazing. When we walked in, she was like, Hi,
Speaker 1: DJ who Kid. I I'm gonna call you DJ who
Speaker 1: kids all the time. What can I call you? What
Speaker 1: your real name is? Nobody calls me that. My mother
Speaker 1: calls me who kids, Like, are you serious? Is it
Speaker 1: secret what your real name is? No, it's online. It's
Speaker 1: Eves Dizzy. It's like some friend friends or some like
Speaker 1: some Haitian spy. But but it's yeah's Eves Monday. But nobody,
Speaker 1: nobody could say that. It seems like you can't even
Speaker 1: pronounce your own lost my name. Only time I hear
Speaker 1: my name is like if it's like if I'm in court,
Speaker 1: or please pull me over an apple on my I
Speaker 1: d And how often does that happen? Yeah? How many
Speaker 1: times you've been a court? Oh? Well when you have
Speaker 1: ex wife all the time, you know she wants more money,
Speaker 1: she wants you know, I try to kill her. Maybe,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Didn't you know I was I'm not
Speaker 1: going to plead a fifth but you know, but you
Speaker 1: were accused of trying to kill I'm just joking, l O.
Speaker 1: You know a little try to kill my wife joker. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh boy, Okay, Well we'll get to that, and we'll
Speaker 1: get to all the pussy that you get that. I'm
Speaker 1: so impressed by um. But so how your childhood? Let's
Speaker 1: start there, Let's start like chronologically? What was that? Like?
Speaker 1: Where are you from? Um? Born in Brooklyn? Okay, h
Speaker 1: flat Bush where they had the rats and all that
Speaker 1: back in the days near to I guess the circle
Speaker 1: they called the Federal Circle where their banks are. All
Speaker 1: the all the rats is out there. So kids, you
Speaker 1: just played with the rats and stuff. It was fun
Speaker 1: play with the rats. Grabbed by their tail, you hold
Speaker 1: them up and they were huge. That seems like you're
Speaker 1: torturing there, not playing animal rights and eighties. It's like, okay,
Speaker 1: a rat is a rat. So how how is your childhood? Like?
Speaker 1: Who is who raised your siblings? Three brothers weren't to
Speaker 1: Haitian parents, um one Haitian moms. That ship died so
Speaker 1: much that um my father was screaming like like all
Speaker 1: the time. That's how I got my name because she
Speaker 1: was pooping. Yeah, the pool is ridiculous. It just it
Speaker 1: smells like really bad. Like so my father scream like
Speaker 1: like for like a long time, like a soccer you
Speaker 1: know the Spanish soccer games when he was when they
Speaker 1: score a goal and the screaming gold for like an
Speaker 1: hour to imagine, Like, yeah, so I took the whole
Speaker 1: to school. Uh so if a kid get beat up,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, who, get out of here? Or if
Speaker 1: I saw some titties, I'm like, wow, look at boobs.
Speaker 1: Like so the kids in school called me the who
Speaker 1: kid because I couldn't stop saying who. So that's why
Speaker 1: you have two o's in it, because it's a longer who.
Speaker 1: And then it was such a coincidence because I lived
Speaker 1: when I moved to Queens. My house got robbed. You know,
Speaker 1: everybody gets their house robbed in Brooklyn and ship so
Speaker 1: they stold my father's phonogram whatever it was, the old
Speaker 1: school tapes, the big giant ones. Yeah, yeah, he was furious.
Speaker 1: So he moved because of that. Didn't care about like
Speaker 1: us being a danger. You care about this bullshit audio systems.
Speaker 1: That was stupid Haitians or whatever. Right, So he we
Speaker 1: moved to Queens. And then, uh, I live next door
Speaker 1: to this guy called DJ Clue and DJ Envy who's
Speaker 1: on the radio, and he lived two blocks away from me.
Speaker 1: So he's the reason I became in DJ. So I
Speaker 1: just DJ in front of the WHO because everybody's calling
Speaker 1: me who kid. Anyway, I didn't want to be scratch
Speaker 1: master X like some corny I'm not talking about other
Speaker 1: DJs out there, but I didn't want to. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't read a scratch max master X. And plus I
Speaker 1: was robbing the industry with Clue and Envy in those
Speaker 1: days because we were the kings of like going through
Speaker 1: every studio out here that jay z Nas everybody's working in,
Speaker 1: and we paid the engineer to give us their unfinished music.
Speaker 1: That's what we were known for. We were leaked unfinished
Speaker 1: versions of their songs, so it would be like jay
Speaker 1: z rapping and then it'll be missing a hook, like
Speaker 1: we leaked One More Chance. Did he find that out?
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously it's out there now, I mean did
Speaker 1: he send a group of dudes out to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why they called me to Who. I kept the
Speaker 1: Who kid named because nobody knew who the kid was
Speaker 1: that we're doing it. Clue was the only one that
Speaker 1: was ahead of the game because he got a little
Speaker 1: more popular. He leaked Biggie's One More Chance, and Biggie
Speaker 1: went on the radio. It was like, yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: kill this nigger. She's Big Clue on Flexis Show, and
Speaker 1: then we gained our popularity. I wasn't really known yet,
Speaker 1: but I was getting there, one of the underlings with
Speaker 1: the gun going stealing everything, and that's all. That's how
Speaker 1: that's how I was known for it. And I got
Speaker 1: kidnapped by Big Pun. You got kidnapped by Big Pun
Speaker 1: in the van. Everything We're okay, describe what you were
Speaker 1: doing seconds leading up to the kidnapping. This is fascinating.
Speaker 1: I was laughing because I thought I was going to
Speaker 1: get a thousand dollars a DJ. So he got kidnapped.
Speaker 1: So that's this is a weird way to get hired.
Speaker 1: But sure did they put a thing over your face
Speaker 1: like bad like? But thing is uh. They tricked me
Speaker 1: because I DJ the week before for three dollars. I
Speaker 1: opened up for for Massive Flex. So they tricked me
Speaker 1: into stick stating that you know, we need you for
Speaker 1: another gig with for Massive Flex. That's why I believe them.
Speaker 1: So I I They told me to meet them in
Speaker 1: front of Apollo, so it's safe, you know. I went
Speaker 1: up there. I had a Honda card with the lights
Speaker 1: that went up the old school. I wasn't making no money.
Speaker 1: I was a loser or whatever, so I took some
Speaker 1: goons with me with guns or whatever. But I told
Speaker 1: him to come because I was gonna get him weed.
Speaker 1: You didn't make anybody come out and support you and
Speaker 1: protect you, you know. So I get there and then
Speaker 1: uh the Spanish kid. I first of all, I get
Speaker 1: on the phone because the promoter, so called promoter wasn't
Speaker 1: there like to meet me on time. So I had
Speaker 1: just had this thing with promoters. I would curse them out,
Speaker 1: like I get on the phone and mean, while this
Speaker 1: is like like nineties, so there was no cell phone.
Speaker 1: I had to get out and put a quarter in
Speaker 1: the pay phone. They called, what the fuck? I'm calling
Speaker 1: it cursing and this guy's breathing crazy. So I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: as the promoter, the last thing I'm thinking, it's Big Pun, Like, well,
Speaker 1: what I think is Big Pun? So Big Pun is
Speaker 1: shooting band for band for TVs his video with Nas Noria.
Speaker 1: Like ten of the rappers in the video. They brought
Speaker 1: the song that I played on my tape to the
Speaker 1: video shoot and played it in front of pun Is.
Speaker 1: It was a song where I think jay Z's boy
Speaker 1: was dissing Big Pun. I was the only DJ to
Speaker 1: play it on the tape. No other DJ and it
Speaker 1: tries the area. Dared played his on the tape, but
Speaker 1: I didn't know I was leaking songs. So I was
Speaker 1: making like thirty grand months selling bullshit tapes. Damn, So
Speaker 1: I didn't give a funk about who's on there. So
Speaker 1: they're having a meeting that somebody brought a boom box.
Speaker 1: That's how old school it was. A boom box played
Speaker 1: in front of Pun and Nori and all these guys
Speaker 1: Nas like like feinting, like they can't beliecause this song
Speaker 1: was like his boy. I think I forgot what the
Speaker 1: rapper was. But they were talking about like fucking his
Speaker 1: mother and ass that's a little rude, and my dumbass,
Speaker 1: I don't listen to verses on records. I just you
Speaker 1: didn't even know that was in there. New pun right,
Speaker 1: let it go whatever it is to this. Meanwhile, they're
Speaker 1: they're wondering who the funk am I because I never
Speaker 1: showed my faces. I was stealing everybody ship. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: thought they thought I was DJ Clue, so that's Saturday.
Speaker 1: That if they didn't catch me Saturday, they were going
Speaker 1: to get DJ Clue on Monday, who he worked at
Speaker 1: High ninety seven, so his show was Monday. But they
Speaker 1: thought that he was an Elias, like he had like
Speaker 1: a second DJ named leaking other ridiculous ship that he
Speaker 1: could get in super trouble for. But it actually was me.
Speaker 1: But my dumb mass picked up the phone and thought
Speaker 1: that it was a guy that wanted to pay me
Speaker 1: the DJ for a thousand, and I was getting like
Speaker 1: two hundred three hundred at the time the DJ, So
Speaker 1: I told this guy, don't call my manager I'll come
Speaker 1: up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, say that percent your kidnapped.
Speaker 1: Fast forward. I get there, the wack hound, the cord,
Speaker 1: the lights that go up and then sucking. Uh. The
Speaker 1: Spanish kid comes out of nowhere with a bend. So
Speaker 1: once you see that, automatically it's like, oh, this is Flex,
Speaker 1: his homeboy, and he's coming and give me the money
Speaker 1: like that. Told my boys they're gonna get weed. So
Speaker 1: he said, you just follow me, um Flex and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, they're waiting for you on one thirty s
Speaker 1: Street in Harlem, which is a fucking dead end. Is
Speaker 1: one of those projects where it is only one way
Speaker 1: in and out. It's called like h so it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, but the thing that's crazy. They had a
Speaker 1: van in the middle of the kulta sack that was
Speaker 1: hooked up. They had rims and everything. So I'm automatically,
Speaker 1: I assumed, so it's not a rape kidnap van. It's
Speaker 1: a it's a music van. It looks like kidnaps. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I get there and then I told my boys,
Speaker 1: let's just get this money, don't worry about it. So
Speaker 1: I told my boys staying in the car. So they
Speaker 1: all had a car bullshitty whatever, pickt it knows. I
Speaker 1: get out. So the thing that's cool is the the
Speaker 1: Spirits kids with the bands went to the right, so
Speaker 1: I had to park to the left, so for me
Speaker 1: to get out. I got out. He's like, who you
Speaker 1: know who? Kid? I was like, yeah, I'm OK. Let's
Speaker 1: go see flags. Let's get this money. So I'm looking
Speaker 1: to the left, it's a Puerto Rican kid sitting on
Speaker 1: the bench. And looked to the other right, I see
Speaker 1: another part like damn, let's got a lot of Puerto
Speaker 1: Ricans hanging with him lately. But I wasn't even thinking
Speaker 1: about the play thing at all until I got like
Speaker 1: to the left and you have to go around to
Speaker 1: the side of the van. So now the way they
Speaker 1: parked the van, it blocks the view of where my
Speaker 1: cars parked, where my boys are, so all they can
Speaker 1: see is me go behind the van. And then once
Speaker 1: the doors started sliding, I see like this big silhouette
Speaker 1: this pe I got closer and closer. I was like,
Speaker 1: holy sh it, So I get closer. Once I saw
Speaker 1: like pun the mixtape came up in my head like yeah,
Speaker 1: so I tried to sucking. You know, do the industry
Speaker 1: bullsh I try to put my hand out, like praying
Speaker 1: that God that this is not about the big staple
Speaker 1: or anything. So I put my hand out. Maybe he
Speaker 1: just loves me. Yeah, he just wanted he put you know,
Speaker 1: he had to turn to saw his arms because he
Speaker 1: was so big. I don't know arms. I don't even
Speaker 1: know how he got it behind his head. He was
Speaker 1: like he put it behind his head and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh ship. So he was like, yea man. You know.
Speaker 1: He talked like that scruffled voice, Come and come talk
Speaker 1: to me in the car. It's talking to car. I
Speaker 1: was like, hell, no, I'm not talking. You're talking about fun.
Speaker 1: So I try to reverse. I tried to like back
Speaker 1: up so my friends could see that I have in trouble.
Speaker 1: But the way they parked the van, I would literally
Speaker 1: have to like go so far to see, like my
Speaker 1: friend get it. Why isn't he so far away? So
Speaker 1: while I'm backing, my hands go down. So once my
Speaker 1: hands go down, you know, big pun at a boozy.
Speaker 1: The other guy had a gun. I closed my eyes
Speaker 1: and when I opened them, I was in the van.
Speaker 1: That's how fast I was in the van. Did you
Speaker 1: think you were going to get I was gonna die.
Speaker 1: I started screaming in there, like I'm gonna die for
Speaker 1: a song. What's going on? It? Like it was crazy.
Speaker 1: So they made me like kneel in the van, like
Speaker 1: big Punt was sitting on this hooked up chair. I
Speaker 1: don't know, like he's the only one in this one
Speaker 1: chair in the back. It's like the villain and inspector gadget.
Speaker 1: I imagine that. It was like a nightmares. I'm screaming
Speaker 1: and it. Uh. He was just like his boy was
Speaker 1: in there with me, because I don't know how big
Speaker 1: this van was, but his boy was in there with me.
Speaker 1: I'm on my knees. Are you blindfolded at this point? No,
Speaker 1: I wasn't blindfolded. I was just looking at everything. I'm
Speaker 1: looking at my lose. Their friends in the car liked
Speaker 1: no idea that they don't know what You don't know
Speaker 1: what's going on. So Pun is like telling me to
Speaker 1: get up and uh, sitting next to him, like I
Speaker 1: was like where, Like there's not really that much room,
Speaker 1: Like he's so fucking huge. So he ripped out some
Speaker 1: fat jokes and then he loved you more. You know.
Speaker 1: The worst thing is every time I mean to motor.
Speaker 1: I always have a tape on me, like you know,
Speaker 1: back there was cassette, so it's the cassette of the
Speaker 1: so when I get when I got up, I was
Speaker 1: getting up so I can find where the squeeze in
Speaker 1: and talk to this guy. The tape falls balls on
Speaker 1: the floor, and all I heard all remembers like out
Speaker 1: like his homeboy was screaming, like the top is mines,
Speaker 1: I thought, And I was like, I'm like I started,
Speaker 1: so punt is yelling at his boy, go get the
Speaker 1: funk out here, sunk out the car like he kicks
Speaker 1: the guy out, and then they shut the door. I
Speaker 1: thought maybe I could run out when it opened the door,
Speaker 1: but they shut it so quick like I was like,
Speaker 1: so it's me and punning there now, and he's and
Speaker 1: he's just like telling me how he's like with the
Speaker 1: um you know, like the Latin Kings are laughing at
Speaker 1: him because of his song. Like my song went so
Speaker 1: that that song I lead went so deep that it
Speaker 1: was like gang warfare and people were laughing at him.
Speaker 1: He was like, yo, I know you don't know what's
Speaker 1: going on because I see your car. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's why I brought up this Hunter making that much money,
Speaker 1: I wasn't making and I was d zero like yu
Speaker 1: kid like, because I was just making it to make money.
Speaker 1: I didn't think that it would lead to like everything
Speaker 1: I have today, like you know me being in Dubai. Yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, it's like ninety four. Who is thinking about
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna put this tape on one day, I'll
Speaker 1: be with Arabs like fucking bitches and ship fun thinks
Speaker 1: about that. So he's in the car to explain to me,
Speaker 1: like how the street works and everything. So he said, you,
Speaker 1: next time you put something out, it's obviously you don't
Speaker 1: know what you're doing. Because he was like, I guess
Speaker 1: he was logical with it. He said, next time you
Speaker 1: put something out, then you're really coming at me. So
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna let you go. But
Speaker 1: on your next mixtape, I want you to fucking curse
Speaker 1: out jay Z on the intro. I want you to
Speaker 1: say jay Z minor request. I was like, whatever you want, buddy,
Speaker 1: just give me the buck out of here, right, So
Speaker 1: he told me, all right, he explains his whole listen
Speaker 1: ship he would. So he finally lets me go. So
Speaker 1: he tells me give me five minutes to leave here
Speaker 1: like this once I eve, but I totally forgot. He
Speaker 1: told me that because I was like in shock or whatever,
Speaker 1: and I didn't tell my friends that. I was like,
Speaker 1: hmmed up, because remember I told you I came with
Speaker 1: friends with So I got in the car and I
Speaker 1: sat in the car like, what's up. I said, no,
Speaker 1: we're good. We're good, but they're gonna give me the
Speaker 1: money later, you know, like I don't worry about it, right,
Speaker 1: So I didn't want to tell my cousin and his
Speaker 1: stupid friends. They probably would have went crazy, I don't know, like,
Speaker 1: so I didn't tell them. So I started driving. When
Speaker 1: they started taking off, I started driving too. So now
Speaker 1: the van stops and then the span she comes out again.
Speaker 1: He's like, yo, just give me five minutes. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: and I forgot that. He told me that I reversed
Speaker 1: the car into like a dumbster, like like I funked
Speaker 1: up my whole rear of my car. Like so when
Speaker 1: I when I reversed and crashed the dumpster like, and
Speaker 1: I just stood there, my boys looking at me like
Speaker 1: you're right, Like, what's wrong? She was like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: doing heaven van good, so like I'm like, you hold me,
Speaker 1: I'm good. You know, they'll talk about nothing. So once
Speaker 1: I go off, your two other vans came out the side.
Speaker 1: He had everything has like fucking spies on the roofs.
Speaker 1: He had everything mapped out. So if my friends would
Speaker 1: have got out and like let's say try to like
Speaker 1: shoot him or whatever, or came out the car, he
Speaker 1: had to others. There was two when he took off,
Speaker 1: two other vans came out from the left and right
Speaker 1: of the projects and followed him and went and left.
Speaker 1: And then I waited like maybe like four minutes and
Speaker 1: then I just so it's like he orchestrated, like he
Speaker 1: was really the real gangster, like like I'm very understanding
Speaker 1: though he was very you know, because he had to think,
Speaker 1: like it's like, what are you gonna do? Kill this
Speaker 1: stupid fucking Haitian kid that leaked some dumb ship and
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna lose because he had the biggest record out,
Speaker 1: like I think he had him and Joey that that
Speaker 1: like him and jay Z had the top singles out,
Speaker 1: and he hated jay Z. They had like some ongoing
Speaker 1: beef they I think they fought in the club and
Speaker 1: then they hit jay Z over there with the bottle.
Speaker 1: But jay Z never rebuttled with anything, no record, nothing,
Speaker 1: So jay Z's homeboy came out with a record, went
Speaker 1: at them in my dumbass, leaked that song. And then
Speaker 1: the thing that's crazy is he was like, YEO, when
Speaker 1: we meet up again, come to the studio, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give you a disrecord to put on the next tape
Speaker 1: to this jay Z. So in my head, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a sucking nobody, but I'm about to be somebody.
Speaker 1: I'm about to be like the illest motherfucker. If he
Speaker 1: comes out with this record, I'm out of here. So
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm bringing like thirty niggas to the
Speaker 1: studio because I'm not getting kicked up again. I just
Speaker 1: want the record that I'm out of there, right. So
Speaker 1: I think a week before I'm supposed to meet him
Speaker 1: in the Bronx to do this song. Uh the label,
Speaker 1: I think Steve Rifkin or whatever calls mine. I don't
Speaker 1: know how he got my phone and was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: I know what you guys are about to do, but
Speaker 1: we debdit it like when I gotta because he was
Speaker 1: like yeah, because in the car he's like, I'm going
Speaker 1: to Rockefeller and I'm going to that that office. Will
Speaker 1: suck it up because do whatever. Like I just wanted
Speaker 1: to know what happened. And then literally he went the
Speaker 1: next day and went to the office. Whole crew f
Speaker 1: expense dudes went to Rockefeller, jay Z ship did whatever there.
Speaker 1: I don't know how far it went. They found a
Speaker 1: rapper who talked about him put whatever in his mouth,
Speaker 1: and he went to the station. And I don't know
Speaker 1: Big Pun, I don't know who kid is, why who
Speaker 1: put this out? So he did all that gangster stuff
Speaker 1: like regulated everything. And then the I think Steve Riffin
Speaker 1: calls me, was like, yo, this record is not coming
Speaker 1: out like we we kind of like dead and everything,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. So they did a fake handshake. If
Speaker 1: you ever look at the Double Stone magazine, there's a
Speaker 1: fake handshake with Big Pun and jay Z. They had
Speaker 1: to because they both had top singles. Beef would have
Speaker 1: dead it there the labels. The labels would have lost
Speaker 1: their money. They would lost crazy money with them going
Speaker 1: at each other like one of them have got killed
Speaker 1: the one and whether who knows. So there goes my
Speaker 1: fucking ship. But I was just like, yeah, this is
Speaker 1: kind of cool that I indirectly caused like huge kind
Speaker 1: of like side step rap war from So you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm somebody now and then you can't When did you
Speaker 1: become a part of fifty cents crew? Like literally I
Speaker 1: think maybe like a year later. Okay, so it's quickly after. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now ahead, my cousin was the manager of fifty So
Speaker 1: when when when they had beef and all that ship,
Speaker 1: Like they stabbed up the DJ in the in the
Speaker 1: in the studio when they had beef, the jar rule
Speaker 1: and v gay nonsense. Yeah, the first DJ got stabbed
Speaker 1: in the stomach and left town. So his stomach was leading.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you're alive. You almost died probably many
Speaker 1: other times. Yeah, you're very casual about all these stabbings
Speaker 1: and almost getting shot. I would be more on edge,
Speaker 1: I think, I mean even before like even before like
Speaker 1: dealing with fifty like I DJ for, like CNN. The
Speaker 1: first person I DJ for was like juven out, like back,
Speaker 1: fa motherfucker. He just want to introduced me to like
Speaker 1: white girls and like to press on button and you
Speaker 1: don't have to do ship. I'm sorry, but White Girls
Speaker 1: and a Button Come again. This is He introduced me
Speaker 1: to the thing called a replay machine because I to
Speaker 1: do a tape with him. I used to go down
Speaker 1: south because New York was a ship funk everywhere else.
Speaker 1: Nobody cared about Atlanta West Coast. There was no like
Speaker 1: in the u A. It's just everything New York, nas
Speaker 1: jay Z whoever. It was pot biggie ship. Nobody cared
Speaker 1: about what else was going on but me. I needed
Speaker 1: to sell more tapes. So when you send stuff down
Speaker 1: south and it's like, oh is Heast co shoot on there?
Speaker 1: You know some of the South dudes, hey fucking Cuba.
Speaker 1: So I would go down there and I would find like,
Speaker 1: who's the hottest dude. So that's where I met Little
Speaker 1: Wayne when he was twelve, Little Way when he was twelve.
Speaker 1: After I filmed everything, like I documented all the widows
Speaker 1: that before they blew up t I. When I first
Speaker 1: met t I, he pulled a gun on me. He
Speaker 1: thought I was trying to kill him. He had because,
Speaker 1: like I said, I was filming. I was documenting stuff,
Speaker 1: so I didn't want it to look like I'm in
Speaker 1: a hotel. So me and my dickhead film director we
Speaker 1: would flip the beds over and put it to the
Speaker 1: side of you're just trying to film. But he had
Speaker 1: plastic on the floor this time, and I was like,
Speaker 1: so I for the bodies as managers and toil. I
Speaker 1: just come up to the hotel. We're ready to film
Speaker 1: a super young t I who everybody. He thinks everybody
Speaker 1: trying to kill him. Opened the door and see like
Speaker 1: a bed flipped over, a plastic and me coming out
Speaker 1: of the bathroom. I just finished peeing. I just came
Speaker 1: out the bathroom. He thinks it up, I'm going to
Speaker 1: kill him and wrap him with the plastic. He pulls
Speaker 1: out the good and just like puts it into my
Speaker 1: head and put your partner like, partner like and then
Speaker 1: it's magic because this kid, how many times have you
Speaker 1: almost died because there was a gun? Like, how many
Speaker 1: times you've had a gun to your head. I've been
Speaker 1: in a lot of shootouts, like performances like people are
Speaker 1: you there in the face? I was in there. I
Speaker 1: was that. I came in after he got shot. So
Speaker 1: it's kind of crazy. Like I used did a CNN
Speaker 1: comport Orega, and I've seen every shootout, every good shot
Speaker 1: performing mob deep when they had chook ones and so
Speaker 1: have you actually been shot yourself? I was like an
Speaker 1: expert in hiding and speakers, like I knew every speaker system,
Speaker 1: where the height, So you've never been shot in the
Speaker 1: speaker like I was the speaker one time over and
Speaker 1: speaker here. I survived. So with this podcast, we talked
Speaker 1: a lot about sex on the podcast called Guys Fucked
Speaker 1: Obviously what made me? No? No, no, guys we fun?
Speaker 1: We did? I have you fucked a lot of girls?
Speaker 1: And that is so I've never met a person in
Speaker 1: my life who has gotten so much pussy as I have.
Speaker 1: Like you were just briefly telling me stuff that happens
Speaker 1: to like girls coming up. How many people do DJ
Speaker 1: in front of we DJ? Like how many people? It
Speaker 1: could be like a thousand and like I don't know
Speaker 1: ten thousand, I did hundred thou holy shit, And girls
Speaker 1: just come up to you in the DJ booth and
Speaker 1: like show you their pussy. Oh yeah. We we started
Speaker 1: this thing called Moisture Mop years ago and it really
Speaker 1: went deeper. It started a soda pop, like I started
Speaker 1: his stupid word called soda pop. It was like a
Speaker 1: cold for like when the group he's in the hotel room,
Speaker 1: and then if fifty walks in, I'd be like, sidup
Speaker 1: and fifty. So these girls are trying ready to fund.
Speaker 1: That's what that means. She's ready to fund, but she
Speaker 1: she already told me she's gonna suck me. Side means
Speaker 1: she's gonna funk everybody. So the big cold word was
Speaker 1: sid of pal where you know, you can run a
Speaker 1: train on a girl, So it's all about you being
Speaker 1: the first car. I'd be like, people scream your third car,
Speaker 1: fourth car, a train of dude. So in matter what car,
Speaker 1: if you're the first car, the first person to have
Speaker 1: with the girl, you don't want to be the car. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys wear condoms when you do trains on Cairl,
Speaker 1: but not my friends. I know some people didn't, now
Speaker 1: how uh these are girls that I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: get behind the mentality of a girl who wants to
Speaker 1: get fun. I get it. I get wanting like I
Speaker 1: have a fantasy of a gang bang fantasy, but like,
Speaker 1: in order for that to actually happen, I would need
Speaker 1: to like know and trust at least a little bit
Speaker 1: the dudes and make sure they're tests, Like I gotta
Speaker 1: have all these precautions, you know, so that I can enjoy.
Speaker 1: There's no testing in the hip hop lifestyle. Christina. They're
Speaker 1: more into like the whole like escaping from reality. And
Speaker 1: they're entering our hotel room. We'll tell a room where
Speaker 1: they all right, they just sort of concert. He saw Eminem,
Speaker 1: they saw fifty. They hung out with us. Like can
Speaker 1: you imagine a girl being in front of like fifty
Speaker 1: m at the same time. No, I can't imagine me
Speaker 1: doing it, but I wouldn't funk. I mean, I'd want
Speaker 1: to funk them, but I wouldn't. I'm not saying every girl,
Speaker 1: but there's some women that they just want to like
Speaker 1: have that in their fucking like repertoire. Like all right,
Speaker 1: this is what I've done. Like its just it's no
Speaker 1: different from like, you know, I've spoken to the dudes
Speaker 1: and like I don't know, the Eagles and kind of
Speaker 1: old school or will you know, like they'd be like
Speaker 1: trains to I'm sure girls just do things like spontaneously.
Speaker 1: We had a wife that the husband came and picked
Speaker 1: up like she told the husband, I'm getting autographs from
Speaker 1: like fifty, but she damn me, Like everybody really came everywhere,
Speaker 1: like sucked up the bed. She came out on the bed,
Speaker 1: all over the bed, all the fucking I never saw
Speaker 1: a three and all the fine for like soaking like
Speaker 1: the mattress like that. There was so much. I was
Speaker 1: like what she was? She was having fun? That was
Speaker 1: what was wrong? Where does all that liquid come from?
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't know where it is, but it's
Speaker 1: in there. Girls squirt and there can be like puddles
Speaker 1: the three and all the fing like a wet bed
Speaker 1: built like I never saw that ever in my life.
Speaker 1: But you know sometimes but wait, so how how did
Speaker 1: they get to you? And that happened when you're with
Speaker 1: fifty on the road and you have a girl and
Speaker 1: you're like, what's that word? Bought a pound? That's how
Speaker 1: it started. It started inside of power. And then uh,
Speaker 1: what I would do is I would scope, like while
Speaker 1: I'm DJ, and I just look around, like because what
Speaker 1: was you gonna do? Yeah, the same, don't worry about
Speaker 1: the music. I'm the same concert close, so I'll just
Speaker 1: look around and see who's like really up close or
Speaker 1: who's Usually we get these girls and um, you know
Speaker 1: the meet and we call a meet and beat like
Speaker 1: fucking meet and great ship like meat and beat is
Speaker 1: like we always see like the girls they go hard
Speaker 1: to just like meet us and stuff. Yeah right, these
Speaker 1: protocols like this lists we call a list where some
Speaker 1: girls will just be like, yeah, we don't care as
Speaker 1: long as we get to fifty, even if they don't
Speaker 1: funk fifty. We just want to get to his room
Speaker 1: and say, what's the photos? So those just security everybody.
Speaker 1: Those are like different, like top sucking their way up
Speaker 1: to fifty cents. I find a disgusting. But I've meant
Speaker 1: like incredibly beautiful girls, and I always they should call
Speaker 1: me super nigga because I was the one that should
Speaker 1: be like, yo, captain, save a hole, whatever they call me,
Speaker 1: because wait, wait, wait, wait, you're going to wait too.
Speaker 1: Wait down this train, but not the train where people
Speaker 1: are getting sucked, just a regular like talking train. They're
Speaker 1: they're fucking they're on that train like that. I just
Speaker 1: can't believe that these girls are guys just to get whatever.
Speaker 1: But you're one of these people sometimes that they're fucking,
Speaker 1: are you not? I wasn't the beginning, but then I
Speaker 1: just you know, I got a little respect from my
Speaker 1: dick and the fucking fourth tour. So I was like,
Speaker 1: let's just like two digs about myself. I guess I'll
Speaker 1: do two alone. Just keep a cab. It's just like,
Speaker 1: you know, sometimes i'd be like, yeah, you're like ridiculously
Speaker 1: bad and pretty, like you could be somebody's wife. Like
Speaker 1: I would stop what I'm doing to be with you.
Speaker 1: But like all my friends and you know, and I'm
Speaker 1: knowing that, I'll still talk to them, but then they'll
Speaker 1: like they'll knock on my door and then they just
Speaker 1: get up and then they're just like they're just like everybody,
Speaker 1: Like I just this is mind bothering? Is there when
Speaker 1: you're also fucking everybody? So like, why would someone want
Speaker 1: to be married to you? I mean, I'm on the
Speaker 1: road having fun. I'm looking at it as having fun.
Speaker 1: They're having fun too, though, you know see like it's
Speaker 1: it's the same kind of but I have the finances
Speaker 1: to stop and be like, yo, I'm gonna get to
Speaker 1: funk with you. Where this chick can't even get a
Speaker 1: cab home. Sometimes you gotta pay for the cab or
Speaker 1: get him breakfast. Maybe they can't pay for it. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's it. They weren't even that you. They want you
Speaker 1: to pay for it. Maybe we got tricked to fuck it.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think the one guys for
Speaker 1: a cab ride home. I mean, I don't think if
Speaker 1: you think if we fuck him, he get us a
Speaker 1: shot home. I want some disco fries, pancakes that hills.
Speaker 1: Do you sow these girls that are doing so let's
Speaker 1: sake the girls that are like the girls that you fucked. Now, okay,
Speaker 1: you have you ever sucked a girl in your DJ booth? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, do you have respect for these girls? There's
Speaker 1: not really a respect thing going on. It's more of like,
Speaker 1: especially in the medium world, is just like everybody just
Speaker 1: zapped out, just fucking everybody. There's no room for respect
Speaker 1: when you're like either drugged up or zapped out drunk high?
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you higher? And drugs? I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know any drugs. I smoke weed or I drank
Speaker 1: a lot of like okka, cranberry or whatever or whatever
Speaker 1: they give me. You know, was kind of gay, like
Speaker 1: that's a pussy. My gay best friend loves making about
Speaker 1: crams at gay clubs. I don't even like crams. It's
Speaker 1: in your writer. Just put pussy as drinks like at
Speaker 1: a wood while like all right, Like I know a
Speaker 1: lot of the big dum DJs, but a lot of
Speaker 1: them are just you know, they're like conservative. How so
Speaker 1: like with there is very conservative. Like this girl's like
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm gonna keep flying everywhere, hanging off a ship,
Speaker 1: incredible crowds, amazing show. There's always some bitch in in
Speaker 1: the DJ poo that wants it like his dick or
Speaker 1: fuck him. He's like, I'm good. So one day I
Speaker 1: met him in Vegas, I went to the show, I
Speaker 1: hung out with him, and then I was with, uh,
Speaker 1: was that guy damn Brazilian whatever? That crazy guy then
Speaker 1: Brazil he gets like all the bitches on his Instagram.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh that millionaire from dude is fascinating bitches
Speaker 1: on tanks and she's like cleaning his fucking bathroom. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm sing because of my work on my Instagram. But
Speaker 1: when I'm seeing him nothing, dude, he's like out of here. Rich.
Speaker 1: He pays for all that ship. But he saw him.
Speaker 1: He's like, yo, that's whole girl. So I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: what is this guy happy to see me? Yeah? But
Speaker 1: I don't think that get him free. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but but it's just that's crazy. He's like this chick
Speaker 1: came out of the door where me and Dan finally
Speaker 1: like LinkedIn, like your oh kid, what's going on here?
Speaker 1: This chick out to suck Steves. She just said that
Speaker 1: She's like, can I play sucks Stave? Dick? And we
Speaker 1: stopped us from like having this conversation, gave on fire romance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we couldn't believe that we saw each other ship and
Speaker 1: then fucking we looked at each other that we looked
Speaker 1: at Steve, and then I tapped Steve like Steve is
Speaker 1: like doing his E d M, putting his hands up,
Speaker 1: and it was dumb ship whatever he does, right, I'm
Speaker 1: like this going on, Like he's like I don't like
Speaker 1: I want to rocking his crowd. So I was like
Speaker 1: dance like Dick, now fuck it. And then the chick
Speaker 1: was like it was just like I was like, then
Speaker 1: put down your pants. It's closed. It's like it's like
Speaker 1: a closed it's not like it's opening the whole property.
Speaker 1: Like did have a good time to dance on it? Dance.
Speaker 1: Dan was like, now this is historical. I was like yeah,
Speaker 1: like just like it was amazing historical Right, we're up
Speaker 1: there at the Fring of the slaves signing up the
Speaker 1: Declaration of Independence should be there and women. This is
Speaker 1: a weird uh because Okay, so the tackle where guys
Speaker 1: we fuck the anti slut shaming podcast. Right, so our
Speaker 1: our thing is like, do whatever the funk you want, Like,
Speaker 1: do if you want to funk a bunch of people,
Speaker 1: as long as you're happy with what you're doing. Right,
Speaker 1: But what are you what are your thoughts on that?
Speaker 1: I mean, you can don't make someone feel bad about
Speaker 1: their sexual I don't make nobody feel bad about you mean,
Speaker 1: I go with the flow, and I do have choices,
Speaker 1: Like it's not like I'm sucking. Like if it's like
Speaker 1: too incredibly bad, unbelievably beautiful chicks, I'm out of here.
Speaker 1: It was like it was like two crunchy chicks. Crunchy chicks.
Speaker 1: What the crunchy chicks just like nasty looking, chubby whatever,
Speaker 1: they just want to fuck. You're not You're not the chicks.
Speaker 1: So you're not sexually attracted to. Yeah, so you like
Speaker 1: to funk people who you find attractive. That's normal and
Speaker 1: it's worth filming because I document a lot of my
Speaker 1: fucking because I want to show my kids that when
Speaker 1: I grow up. It's like, what again, you document you
Speaker 1: you having sex for your kids when they're like anyone,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna show him what dad he didn't. I
Speaker 1: don't think your kids are not to not you want
Speaker 1: to sta, but I don't think anyone's ever going to
Speaker 1: want to watch that. Who's your kid? I would never.
Speaker 1: I don't care who my dad had sex with or
Speaker 1: how great he was at it. That's never two girls,
Speaker 1: three girls. Pancakes. My pancakes is historical. I got it
Speaker 1: okay to describe current what a pancake is to Karin
Speaker 1: because I learned this when I talked to you last
Speaker 1: and I was always amazed. Banana chocolate chip or well, no,
Speaker 1: it's like when you stack, like if you're having like
Speaker 1: two three girls, you stack them so and I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: like you physically stack them. It's like tummy tummy on
Speaker 1: tommy or back on like three doggy styles. It's like
Speaker 1: you just like, oh some more like a cheerleader pyramid
Speaker 1: gone wrong, and it looks very beautiful. You see like
Speaker 1: three vaginas in a roads, it's like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: So usually the pancake effect is what you're hitting. You know,
Speaker 1: do you ever respect for them? Your condom? You hit one,
Speaker 1: you switch it, hit the seconds, right, you know you
Speaker 1: have respect? Like you know you gus. They don't know
Speaker 1: each other. Maybe they do. I don't know. You're treating
Speaker 1: them like ladies and who cares? Right? But then it
Speaker 1: ends with the I always screamed sirrup and then you
Speaker 1: jis on them and it goes down like I'm catching
Speaker 1: it now? Are they cool with you jissen on all
Speaker 1: their pussies at once? And do you say yelled syrup
Speaker 1: before you? I film it, so I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: you ever uploaded anything to like you porn? I have
Speaker 1: like twelves and make a lot of money. They're like
Speaker 1: twelve the seventies celebrities that we share or have a
Speaker 1: billionaire guy, he says me all his pancakes, like because
Speaker 1: he can get bitch his own days. Do these girls, um?
Speaker 1: Do they sign anything? Should be part? I mean you're
Speaker 1: filming them. I feel like I could come back to
Speaker 1: bite you in the A's not like leaking it just
Speaker 1: for my personal ship. But what if someone decided that
Speaker 1: they were going to steal all your porn and leak
Speaker 1: it like and do unto you as you have done
Speaker 1: unto others. Yeah, with the music, they're gonna leak your porn.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll be dead by that be too late. You're
Speaker 1: pretty invincible. You've almost gotten shot like eighteen thousand times,
Speaker 1: right that that should be our tag line, engrave that
Speaker 1: on something. So has a girl ever cared like didn't
Speaker 1: want you to film? Oh no? I always like, I
Speaker 1: always tell them like, yo, I'm gonna film. They'd be
Speaker 1: like all right, because it's like, you know, it's like
Speaker 1: if it's two girls, it's like they choose to do
Speaker 1: it because it's a one time. Yeah I can't. It's
Speaker 1: like a fun thing that they did with their friends,
Speaker 1: and they wanted the copy. I don't like. I'll move
Speaker 1: out the way and I filmed them and then give
Speaker 1: them their copy because you don't want to be in
Speaker 1: their copy in the videos. So I just like, you know,
Speaker 1: and I want my friends see my dig either that's
Speaker 1: not cool. But you want your son to see your dick?
Speaker 1: I have edited versions. Oh so you would show your
Speaker 1: son the Pancakes Final Cup Pro And yeah, okay, before
Speaker 1: I go in, I just see you right right? Interesting?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the word of it is respect. If
Speaker 1: you don't know, oh it is it is. That's what
Speaker 1: I was thinking the whole time. Expect anything you do,
Speaker 1: you're good, you know, and that you know, switching out
Speaker 1: the condoms that's nice. Yeah, because I think some girls
Speaker 1: they don't like like the same condom, the same thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you can get an STD that girl has the
Speaker 1: STD and kind of yeah, undoes the point of the
Speaker 1: condom in many ways. Now, well is it? Is? It
Speaker 1: a lot of work dexterity to like, Okay, now I
Speaker 1: want to suck this girl, and I gotta take this
Speaker 1: off at the end of the day. You have all
Speaker 1: the time in the world. When you're doing like three Chicks,
Speaker 1: it's like you could take your time. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of like weird four play I played like a lot
Speaker 1: of Wayne, I play like I don't know why I play.
Speaker 1: Sorry the Bieber ship sometimes, Wow, white girls, it's not
Speaker 1: expecting that your white girls go nuts. Yeah, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I mean they do, we do. Yeah. So are they
Speaker 1: like singing while they're wait easy to get fucked or
Speaker 1: while they're getting sucked, or they like the beat more
Speaker 1: than Bieber so right that it's like sounding like it
Speaker 1: on the train that okay, So I don't think they
Speaker 1: care about Bieber actually saying it is the beat, you know,
Speaker 1: or anything Arabic Arabic instrumentals like pun job or anything
Speaker 1: like that, and go nuts, like, now, what's the most
Speaker 1: amount of girls you've sucked at the same time? Three
Speaker 1: or four? I think four would be the most. But
Speaker 1: I did that in like somewhere like in Brazil or
Speaker 1: some ship you just don't know what the hell is
Speaker 1: going on, like, and how many times your girls come
Speaker 1: up to you in the DJ booth? Like how does
Speaker 1: they just say? Can I suck your dick? Sometimes? Because
Speaker 1: you know, when you're djaying, this is open space under there, right,
Speaker 1: it's perfect for a girl to hide and suck your dick.
Speaker 1: And they go, I did I did it? Like one time?
Speaker 1: I think I did a fifty concert one time, and
Speaker 1: then the chick just gave me a head, like did
Speaker 1: she a concert and a fifty cents shows? Like two hours?
Speaker 1: So thirty minutes the tomorrows I was like, it took
Speaker 1: you thirty minutes to come? No, I can't come in
Speaker 1: that kind of ship. It's more like fun and it
Speaker 1: feels good, like it's like having a sandwich on you
Speaker 1: because something like what on your jack a silk sandwich?
Speaker 1: A silk sandwich. We called their mouths like silk sandwich.
Speaker 1: There's I'm learning so much vocal swich. No, that's when
Speaker 1: a girl sucks your wrapper and then the top it
Speaker 1: off like I've done like a lot of Like it
Speaker 1: always upgrades, like every five years, the upgrades, like when
Speaker 1: we tour with Snoop. Snoop always had girls that follow him.
Speaker 1: So we married, Like does he fuck? I mean, I guess,
Speaker 1: so he's a rapper. I don't know. I'm glad he's
Speaker 1: a rapper. Some marriage is different. I was married too.
Speaker 1: Did your wife know? I don't think so. But she founded,
Speaker 1: But how could she not know? She knew, She probably
Speaker 1: knew but never caught. You know, So I'm not gonna tell, Hey,
Speaker 1: I just had sex with three bitches. Hey, So just like,
Speaker 1: but what's the point of being married if you're not
Speaker 1: gonna if you're gonna just fun other people? Also loser.
Speaker 1: I was nobody when I got married. I was not famous.
Speaker 1: I lost one of Virginie your nineteen You didn't get that,
Speaker 1: like I didn't. I didn't know anything about sex, Like
Speaker 1: first time I had sex, girl got pregnant. I didn't
Speaker 1: know you had a girl got pregnant the first time
Speaker 1: you had sex. Yeah. So and she's Puerto Rican, so
Speaker 1: it's like the first she's my neighbor. So she kept it.
Speaker 1: The baby Indian doctor who worked well back then it
Speaker 1: was like three hundred bucks. Wow. Yeah. So for me
Speaker 1: being like you know, coming from the Caribbean background, there's
Speaker 1: no money. She patient father. So you didn't have like
Speaker 1: this thing called gear, like clothes, like you get up
Speaker 1: every day, you look at your ship. You don't have
Speaker 1: to worry about like kids making fun of you. You
Speaker 1: have a sneaker that says number one, another one says
Speaker 1: number two. There's no Nike, there's no Puma. The only
Speaker 1: thing was fat laces. That's only there was expensive by
Speaker 1: fat laces. Everything was wax. So I wasn't getting pussy
Speaker 1: until I got a job, Like I got a job
Speaker 1: in the airport. Then I started I could get at
Speaker 1: the airport pussy. And this other thing came in called
Speaker 1: pimple's like yeah, that's yeah. So I was not getting
Speaker 1: pussy at all. But like so I was like, damn
Speaker 1: me or senior. I was dating but you know, nobody
Speaker 1: was getting pussy in the eighties eighty nine, they were
Speaker 1: lying like if they said I got pussy, they were
Speaker 1: lying no one at all. In nine, in the whole
Speaker 1: world from eight seven and like ninety nobody was. Everybody's
Speaker 1: lying on their dick because first of all, buses had
Speaker 1: no titties, bitches had no ass. It's like now everybody
Speaker 1: got asked and titties. He could be fifteen, But back
Speaker 1: then they looked like little girls. Nobody was looking at
Speaker 1: them like that Playboy magazine was the number one thing
Speaker 1: in the in the schoolyard, like we were getting bonners
Speaker 1: from looking at Playboy. So nobody was getting pussy. So
Speaker 1: I finally got pussy from Puerto Rican Chick was my neighbor.
Speaker 1: She lost her Virginia too, that's her first time. But
Speaker 1: everybody lied saying they sucked her. That's why I starts like, YO,
Speaker 1: did this guy? No, nobody sucked me. So that told
Speaker 1: you that that whole error, everybody's lying. Yeah, we both
Speaker 1: didn't know what was going on. I felt incredible. Then
Speaker 1: I came I'm over here thinking that randomly people get pregnant,
Speaker 1: Like you don't get pregnant from that it's like a
Speaker 1: Russian Roulette kind of thing, or a fucking bird comes
Speaker 1: out of nowhere dropped the baby off, like, oh boy,
Speaker 1: it's very far. No, yeah, you had no concept of
Speaker 1: your parents never talked to you about sex or what
Speaker 1: happened parents. Then your dad, what's up man? Like I
Speaker 1: would think they became some kind of a threat, maybe
Speaker 1: like don't don't have sex to fall off? Yeah, four
Speaker 1: boys had no sisters. My father's not thinking about our dicks,
Speaker 1: like you know that sex never came up. I think
Speaker 1: even more lacks of days ago when it is all boys,
Speaker 1: because it's like you don't have that fear of like
Speaker 1: having your daughter get pregnant, and people just don't care
Speaker 1: as much about their sons and pregnanting others has like
Speaker 1: seven kids, you know, if my father would have spoke
Speaker 1: to him, even have like four baby moms and right
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, So when did you meet your wife?
Speaker 1: How old were your ex wife? I think I wass
Speaker 1: or I was at some club called Bentley's, but you
Speaker 1: weren't even d partying. That's how long I've known. I've
Speaker 1: known for a long time. How do you um? Thirty
Speaker 1: forty one? Now? Like I've been lying about my age
Speaker 1: for years. I just I did a tea magazine like
Speaker 1: two weeks ago. You look very young. You look really whatever.
Speaker 1: But anyway, but when I met her, she was going
Speaker 1: to Cornell, So I was like, oh, I got a
Speaker 1: rich Japanese bitch. You know, like her father runs oil,
Speaker 1: like Noble cook for her like you know, used to
Speaker 1: cook for their families. That's why I'm so cool with Noble,
Speaker 1: Like if I go to Noble in l a here
Speaker 1: even free, but because from her family is a great place.
Speaker 1: It was like, you know, I got rich bitch but
Speaker 1: decided not to work. I guess she got you know
Speaker 1: when you get the African bitch and you bring it
Speaker 1: back and then she wakes up and then don't want
Speaker 1: to work, like you don't want to do shipe that.
Speaker 1: That is the most annoying thing. I went to community college.
Speaker 1: I went to like a little bit of and when
Speaker 1: Lena I went to Long University. I was going to
Speaker 1: be a career engineer, but then I quit and became
Speaker 1: a DJU school you know, and then this is just
Speaker 1: like Cornell graduate making a hundreds a year before so
Speaker 1: I thought I was thought you were she was your
Speaker 1: sugar mama. I was like the first nick Can and
Speaker 1: like I was like, I was like, Mama, carry you know.
Speaker 1: So I was like, I don't know, you know, why
Speaker 1: do I need to work? Let me quit my security job?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. And then just like I
Speaker 1: can live with her. But then the stupid thing happened,
Speaker 1: she got pregnant. So then you know, in my culture,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like you know, you get pregnant. Got
Speaker 1: married her, so and then I had to get married
Speaker 1: in Hawaii and I got married in Japan. I had
Speaker 1: to meet the parents. Racist racist Japanese parents were like, uh,
Speaker 1: they weren't put together. They never even knew each other.
Speaker 1: It's one of them, like they were arranged marriage. So
Speaker 1: and there's no niggas in Japan and her like in Yokohama,
Speaker 1: did she tell your parents before you got like that
Speaker 1: you were black? Yeah, and they thought that we were
Speaker 1: ra this and fucking dreak dealers and stuff. So I
Speaker 1: had to fly there to like change his ways. And
Speaker 1: plus I had a cousin who's going to Harvard at
Speaker 1: that time, so he wanted to visit Japan with me.
Speaker 1: So we both went and you're like, this is my
Speaker 1: Harvard cousin. I didn't say anything. This dick had went
Speaker 1: in the house without me know, and then I'm thinking
Speaker 1: he's going to have a racist rant and just like
Speaker 1: make it, do one in my house. So me while
Speaker 1: you know, I'm scared out of my life. I go
Speaker 1: in and he's having like this intelligent conversation about like
Speaker 1: historical maps from like sixty hundreds and ship. Like's two
Speaker 1: fucking nerves over here. This is guy like niggas was
Speaker 1: rapists and killers. I'm sucking your daughter, but now you're
Speaker 1: talking to my cousin because he goes to Harvard. Fuck me,
Speaker 1: fuck me fucking your daughter. He's more like he wasn't
Speaker 1: him in his ass because he's he's going he's going
Speaker 1: to Harvard. So he deaded the racist bullshit and he
Speaker 1: became like the best friend, you know, because once money
Speaker 1: comes in from whatever you do, all that fucking experimental
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a DJ, and I'm not making no money.
Speaker 1: Once you make money, you know, you're friends. Like everybody's cool.
Speaker 1: So and then not this bitch, I don't want to
Speaker 1: work because I'm making more money now. So now she
Speaker 1: doesn't want to work. She could have been like making
Speaker 1: like five thousand a year at her job whatever she
Speaker 1: was doing. But she chose to like just have the
Speaker 1: baby and just chill and now she will be a mom.
Speaker 1: I mean that's a lot. Just turned like a black
Speaker 1: chick like overnight. So I was just like she was
Speaker 1: a mother. You know how hard that is? Now? What
Speaker 1: did you help? Did? Yeah, but she didn't see you
Speaker 1: what you did to her. Only she had a fucking
Speaker 1: human being growing inside of her and she took care
Speaker 1: of that. H would be I mean I did, like
Speaker 1: there was love and then I wanted to like, you know,
Speaker 1: she's having a kid, but I wasn't nobody you know,
Speaker 1: once I started getting into like the touring and the
Speaker 1: fifty cent came into play. Yeah, it was just like overwhelming.
Speaker 1: So it's a point where seven years I was not
Speaker 1: home because died trying sold ten million records and I
Speaker 1: just was always away. But miraculously I always was there
Speaker 1: when my kid was born, Like I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I would go home, kids born and I'd be with
Speaker 1: the kid and I go away, come back then the
Speaker 1: second kid born to now so but your your ex
Speaker 1: wife raised the kids, of course, and that's a hard
Speaker 1: well that's well, you didn't do it. She had to
Speaker 1: do that. You were like, see you later, like you
Speaker 1: do sorry getting on your ass about raising your kids.
Speaker 1: I know we're really yeah, see you later, my ass.
Speaker 1: There's a baby bitch in at me right now. Was
Speaker 1: she mad at you that you didn't help raising but
Speaker 1: you were also pursuing a career and you were making
Speaker 1: a lot of good money to what she excited? That
Speaker 1: was random, like you don't know, like an entertainment, you
Speaker 1: can't like map, Like if you go to school and
Speaker 1: you can map out like the next four years to
Speaker 1: be a doctor, and then I'm looking at my master's
Speaker 1: there's no mapping. Like everything happened randomly, Like I shot
Speaker 1: the funk up and then I got hired because I'm
Speaker 1: only his manager. Was my cousin one the reason I
Speaker 1: got hired. They gave me a bulletproof vest. You didn't
Speaker 1: need fucking not hiring you, you said, yo yo. The
Speaker 1: DJ wife said, not gonna be home for like we
Speaker 1: have three hundred shows, three d shows, but we did
Speaker 1: concerts and eminem and all that. She came in. We
Speaker 1: did three hundred hood shows. I've seen shootout was killing.
Speaker 1: Somebody died in the back of the club. We still
Speaker 1: had to do it because if we didn't, you kept
Speaker 1: playing if we play the music. So we just had.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've seen it all, and then it's to
Speaker 1: a point where if violence happens in front of me,
Speaker 1: given like the matrix, everything is slowed up, like they're
Speaker 1: shooting or they're running, I'm d jing so I could see,
Speaker 1: like I don't know, full three six because you have
Speaker 1: the best view. So if I see this guy's for guys,
Speaker 1: like actually shooting at somebody, and I could see it,
Speaker 1: and then I could, you know, and my brain tells me,
Speaker 1: all right, he's shooting at someone. So I don't need
Speaker 1: to be running, I don't need to be screaming. I
Speaker 1: don't need to be hiding. Maybe I should put the
Speaker 1: speaker later. So if he's shooting, if he has a target,
Speaker 1: it's okay. But if he just random shooting, then everybody duck.
Speaker 1: But I've seen it all, like I've fifty cents beating
Speaker 1: people up, shootings like I've seen. So it's still a
Speaker 1: point where even when you go overseas, like I've seen
Speaker 1: Africans shoot at people, people die in front of us,
Speaker 1: we're still performing, like yeah, and you still need blood everywhere. Blood,
Speaker 1: holy sh it. I mean this is too much. Like
Speaker 1: we could talk for days, but it's just like I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm like you desensitized something. Yeah, so I'm
Speaker 1: just like if sh it happens, it's just like I
Speaker 1: almost died, Like maybe I think I'm up to thirteen
Speaker 1: now and fourteen, like I almost died but I didn't.
Speaker 1: Are you desensitized? The pussy kind of like boared with
Speaker 1: like I don't know, I don't know. It's like I
Speaker 1: need to now, I don't know, Like, well, once the
Speaker 1: last time you've been in a in an actual relationship
Speaker 1: where you felt feelings in your heart? No time, not
Speaker 1: in a long time. Because it's like you know and
Speaker 1: you understand, like in my business, you don't you don't
Speaker 1: meet like the kind of chick you want to meet,
Speaker 1: Like it's it's like a chick that's like broke. You
Speaker 1: don't want to be a broke bitch. This is like
Speaker 1: it's just like, but you wanted to meet a rich
Speaker 1: girl when you were when you were broke. No, she
Speaker 1: just happened to be I didn't know what she was. Okay,
Speaker 1: you were going after that was at a club called
Speaker 1: Bentley's Dancing a Cowboy had the rango boots on, Like,
Speaker 1: what's your what is in your fantasy world? What are you?
Speaker 1: Who are you looking to meet? Like if you in
Speaker 1: a fantasy world? Because I've done it sixteen years. Kid
Speaker 1: is sixteen and fifteen, So why the like, I'm good, like,
Speaker 1: I'm not like looking for You're not looking to settle
Speaker 1: down with anybody. I'm not ever a getting kicked out
Speaker 1: of this thing called my house again, because when you
Speaker 1: have a divorce, they kick your fucking ass out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why did you guys get divorced? Besides the killing the potential,
Speaker 1: like the cheening or maybe, and then like five years
Speaker 1: of like because we were together five years, like we
Speaker 1: were together like almost twenty years, but ten years of
Speaker 1: like we fuck did everything and then fucking the last
Speaker 1: five years didn't work out. I got shaky, So then
Speaker 1: we just decided to live with each other so the
Speaker 1: kid's mentality could be molded. So I don't think that
Speaker 1: dad left for some busy So once my kid was
Speaker 1: like fitting, he was like no, My kid was like,
Speaker 1: what then are you here? I know you know doing
Speaker 1: that with mom? You upstairs? She's upstairs. She said that Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, see you see you, And
Speaker 1: they was like leaving me those tapes, tapes of you
Speaker 1: fucking other people before you leave, before you go where
Speaker 1: they want to see those those videos pancakes. You know,
Speaker 1: that's a cool thing about her is there's a reality
Speaker 1: effect to it. So and then and I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not selfish. I'm not gonna like just like get a
Speaker 1: new fucking life, new chick. And then I waited till
Speaker 1: my kids were like molded and they're cool. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: truly selfless. That's what I got from you. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not out of respect. You know, you gotta out of
Speaker 1: respect hashtag that when you see that, you aspect what
Speaker 1: is that? Can you go? Is that what the girls
Speaker 1: are doing with you guys when they're in the your
Speaker 1: hotel rooms? You're there, but when you end on that
Speaker 1: a little bit more for us? Um, you know, Like
Speaker 1: I don't know, I just I just find ways of
Speaker 1: like choosing, I find out where I'm at, Like if
Speaker 1: I'm in Paris, I'm in like goodbye. Like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I always feel like I'm like the Naguet James Bond
Speaker 1: and I'm just like abusing my power is like I
Speaker 1: feel like, you know, there's not many people like you
Speaker 1: see George Clooney, like I sucked like some chick that
Speaker 1: he fucked. That's when I knew that this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: How do you know she told? You know, because I
Speaker 1: was messing with she owned Jimmy too, but I didn't
Speaker 1: know that. So I'm sucking her in, fucking in her
Speaker 1: crib or whatever in London. So I'm just like chilling.
Speaker 1: She gets up and the phone rings and I hear
Speaker 1: like a voice, and I'm like, holy sh it, like
Speaker 1: you know, oh man, I've been trying to call you.
Speaker 1: You don't pick up. So she comes back and I'm like,
Speaker 1: is it me or is that George Cloone She got
Speaker 1: called me back like he was at that hood. It
Speaker 1: was a little proper. But did you hear from her phone? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was like right there. So her phone just went
Speaker 1: off and then it's just like you can hear him
Speaker 1: like clear on the clearly George Clooney's like a house phone.
Speaker 1: It was like, wait so, and she said, yeah, that
Speaker 1: was George Clooney, was like, yeah, I'm been dating him
Speaker 1: for a little bit. He was he I think she
Speaker 1: was dating him, and she was dating the loser that
Speaker 1: created the Girl's Gone Wild videos, but she got pregnant
Speaker 1: by him. But those are two set spectrol. But she
Speaker 1: has odd very taste. Honestly, she didn't own Jimmy Chew
Speaker 1: at the time with the other losers. She bought Jimmy
Speaker 1: Chew from these designers the Japanese shoot a couple or whatever,
Speaker 1: and then she made money. She made money off that ship.
Speaker 1: So and me, my dumb ass, I didn't even know
Speaker 1: that was with her. So I didn't even film this ship,
Speaker 1: but we we I want to go out my camera.
Speaker 1: She filmed his motherfucker ship like I didn't even know.
Speaker 1: But the thing that's crazy is uh, I think she
Speaker 1: did a background check on me. I got proved before, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I got her gay guy had to prove me
Speaker 1: like it was because I did. I did it for ALMANDI.
Speaker 1: I did char every year for his charities. So I
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe I had a cool suit on or something.
Speaker 1: How did you pass a background track? I don't know.
Speaker 1: She she was worth forty million pounds, so I guess
Speaker 1: whoever she deals what she got to go through. So
Speaker 1: the GIY guy ran through fucking some security ship and
Speaker 1: then you know you can he's good. And then she came.
Speaker 1: I was at the Landmark Hotel. She came out of
Speaker 1: nowhere cold. She wanted that dick, but button egan under
Speaker 1: the fruit and Paul is Jimmy choose shoes you could
Speaker 1: think of? And then I was getting Jimmy choose from
Speaker 1: from my hose frond. How did you know she wanted
Speaker 1: to suck you? Does she? How did she tell you
Speaker 1: my hotel? First she was coming, but I didn't think
Speaker 1: that she was really coming. So she was so she
Speaker 1: you know what she looked like, because what if she
Speaker 1: was crunchy? She was her body was like right, But
Speaker 1: what if you didn't know if she was crunchy, I
Speaker 1: would have been like I would have to make believe.
Speaker 1: This is the thing I do. I make believe that
Speaker 1: I come like and then I have sex really quick.
Speaker 1: So you have sex. What crunchy girls? You know it's
Speaker 1: like respect Remember those are pitty sex like you just
Speaker 1: like you suck them and you may believe you came
Speaker 1: like dudes do that? You know your girls do that
Speaker 1: cotse dick in the planet and then you're just like,
Speaker 1: all right, he's a nice guy, but you don't want
Speaker 1: to tell him know, we're not sex. You just make
Speaker 1: believe that she was amazing. He came and and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh man, I'm good. Then you don't see him again.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've never done that, but I hear what
Speaker 1: you're saying. Who have you ever fucked anybody? Famous? Few? Yeah,
Speaker 1: a few famous motherfucker's. Some of them are losing some
Speaker 1: of the Okay, you know you can't name it. I
Speaker 1: don't know what. I don't know what's public and what's not.
Speaker 1: I have no idea before I met you. When I
Speaker 1: met you and I was like, oh, shop, who's this kid?
Speaker 1: Who kids kind of like done a lot of wild stuff,
Speaker 1: you know, even like Howards turning kind of like woke up,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, it seems because because I was supposed to
Speaker 1: be on that show for ten minutes, I was on
Speaker 1: that ship of an hour, like talking about my dick
Speaker 1: for like an hour. And then he found some chick
Speaker 1: I fucked and brought the chicken following Monday to the show,
Speaker 1: and she talking about what I did with her, what
Speaker 1: she has to say, like, I don't know, she's they
Speaker 1: got a lot of that came in her, like this
Speaker 1: kick talking about like, but I remember we had wild
Speaker 1: sex and stuff, but what's wild? Second? Crazy stuff? Like
Speaker 1: I like I came in her just like wild. You
Speaker 1: have a lot of sex, But I'm in mind. I
Speaker 1: like it would be really funny if like all the
Speaker 1: sex you I was like this missionary like classical sex,
Speaker 1: Like what kind of sex do you have? I just like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I like head and and I just
Speaker 1: like dog eat. Do you like eating girls pussies? No?
Speaker 1: I ate that he's block. He mentioned that before that.
Speaker 1: He was is that what we're talking about? Talks about
Speaker 1: that all the time, eating pussy, And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. There is kind of this thing that the
Speaker 1: black guys don't like eating pussy. Do you think that
Speaker 1: is that most? I mean, obviously lite Wayne is black
Speaker 1: and does like eating pussy, But do you think be
Speaker 1: high on ecstasy? Like okay, and that's why heats think
Speaker 1: it's like a sandwich. I don't know, like he talks
Speaker 1: about eating pussy all the time with his songs. I
Speaker 1: don't like. I don't like the fact that, you know,
Speaker 1: first of all, I don't like like people touching my
Speaker 1: asshole or anything like that. So I don't like the
Speaker 1: fact that pussy the whole of the assholes there it
Speaker 1: is just like near the pussy. So it's like that
Speaker 1: really like disappointed in stacking women on top of each
Speaker 1: other like yandcakes, but the butthole being too close to
Speaker 1: the pussy. I gotta tap out. It feels like kid
Speaker 1: out all right, like like I can't believe the girl's
Speaker 1: never demanded that you eat her pussy like that, jimmy
Speaker 1: out of here. Yeah, I feel like that would be
Speaker 1: the because you know, it's like when you when you
Speaker 1: gotta eat bussy, has to be somebody like you're really
Speaker 1: cool wit and you just well like Karen always like
Speaker 1: she's the princess, Like I don't like suck death, but
Speaker 1: it's someone I like, I will suck their dead right
Speaker 1: and it's enjoyable. Like but someone you like you never
Speaker 1: write your wife's pussy, thank God, of course, but that's
Speaker 1: my wife. But more intimate thing I'm gonna eat, like
Speaker 1: some grooby or some chicken I met like on the road,
Speaker 1: or I'm deejaying like that, because you imagine imagine if
Speaker 1: I did that everywhere, Like what are my pussy mouth
Speaker 1: like that? Yeah? Well that juice, that's great, it's called
Speaker 1: it's called uh, it's called wash her mouth out after
Speaker 1: I don't know. My cousin had a super horrible experience
Speaker 1: with the lights off and the period was loose, And
Speaker 1: once I heard that, I was like, alrighty one years O, yeah,
Speaker 1: do you fund checks on their period? I've done it
Speaker 1: before you Okay, So what if a group he comes
Speaker 1: up and they really want she really wants to suck
Speaker 1: your A girl girl comes your hotel room, I mean
Speaker 1: just laid down, so she's like just laid out a
Speaker 1: towel because girls are horning or on their periods. Yeah, super,
Speaker 1: I mean they tell me. I think I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1: But if if it was like mapped out, like I
Speaker 1: was dying to see this girl and I flew there
Speaker 1: and I wanted to see her on my period flew there,
Speaker 1: if I got was chartered, you know, and I went
Speaker 1: all the way to her house across the country. She
Speaker 1: was I am big enough to put my dick in
Speaker 1: her bleeding vagina. Yeah, but you gotta look at that
Speaker 1: man waste a trip what like? Yeah, but it's like
Speaker 1: you're you're you're grossed out by period sex, yet you're
Speaker 1: fucking like five people in a row, and I tell
Speaker 1: him that you barely know, I mean years ago like
Speaker 1: that maybe I didn't like maybe twice. Okay, So because
Speaker 1: I'm very like I've told you I was super nig
Speaker 1: they called me super Nigga. I was Captain Sava Hoo.
Speaker 1: I wanted everybody to myself like fantasy, like whoever's in
Speaker 1: my room is like a fucking honeymoon or some ship
Speaker 1: like bubbles and stuff. One time, because he knocked on
Speaker 1: the door and then the naked chick ran in the door,
Speaker 1: open the door and she was like, come in, she's naked,
Speaker 1: and I'm like to open the door because if he
Speaker 1: catches me with all these like candles, he's gonna make
Speaker 1: fun of you. So I hid in the tub like
Speaker 1: I went under the water and I won't call your
Speaker 1: fag or something like the na Yeah, God forbid you
Speaker 1: treat someone like a human. That would be so not hood.
Speaker 1: And then I found out later she fox like every
Speaker 1: djer that comes in, I'm Chicken Australia. Her father works
Speaker 1: for the U N She fos every DJ that comes
Speaker 1: maybe she's got a dj K. Obviously I thought I
Speaker 1: was special. I had bubble bad candles, I dropped all
Speaker 1: the bubble liquid and there by mistakes everywhere, Like it
Speaker 1: was fun, but I'm imagining he's like setting up before
Speaker 1: she comes over, like get the candles. She was half
Speaker 1: black and half Australian and Spanish or some ship and
Speaker 1: then it's amazing. But she's like some nasty DJs I though,
Speaker 1: like ugly fat dudes, Like I'm like, what the funk? Like, well,
Speaker 1: what do you think makes you so so appealing? It's
Speaker 1: not like a challenge, but just like it seems it's
Speaker 1: just mind blowing to me, just because you're part of
Speaker 1: this lifestyle. Do you think, Yeah, I think it's part
Speaker 1: of it. You just gotta treated like the game, so
Speaker 1: you know. And plus it's like, you know, not there's
Speaker 1: not many of us. It's only like maybe like five,
Speaker 1: like Big DJ is hip hop DJs in my game.
Speaker 1: And then I'm crossing over to like trying to go
Speaker 1: into like the tso like so imagine what they're doing,
Speaker 1: like me, did they say, yeah, what I'm doing? They're
Speaker 1: far fucking aliens and asks and just like watching them drip,
Speaker 1: I don't know who I mean. Do you like DJing too?
Speaker 1: I'm actually addicted. I'm actually very do even like to
Speaker 1: teach you. I'm very addicted to DJ. I'm so addicted
Speaker 1: as ridiculous. I just yeah, I just walking walkers. Are
Speaker 1: we tour where to turn up gods? A week tour?
Speaker 1: Like I did a hundred shows with him last week,
Speaker 1: I mean last week last year, I sucked at everyone.
Speaker 1: So it's like a wild experience every night. So it
Speaker 1: was random sent list on some rock star creating huge
Speaker 1: crowds are going crazy for you, I mean, but also
Speaker 1: that same thing too, Like it's attractive, like you're J
Speaker 1: you are the party. You're up above everybody else. You're
Speaker 1: providing them with the music that's making them feel good.
Speaker 1: You're the fucking man. Yeah, it's like it's like I'm
Speaker 1: mentally sucking them too before I fun him. So it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, It's like if you hear like amazing
Speaker 1: music and it's an amazing night. Sometimes totally isn't powerful
Speaker 1: about a DJ? For sure, there's no difference from controlling
Speaker 1: twenty thousand people or one person in your bedroom. Right,
Speaker 1: they already experienced the ship out there. Let me end
Speaker 1: the night and let me talk about this somebody when
Speaker 1: it's over, Like, let me call mommy, like I had
Speaker 1: to chick call the mom's all time, the mother's face.
Speaker 1: We're both in the bed, like okay, I just can't
Speaker 1: believe ship like that they're with you. I mean just
Speaker 1: like the whole, the whole, the whole, their whole right right,
Speaker 1: and those nights to them, they're going to remember kind
Speaker 1: of very weird. I'm just like, I don't want to,
Speaker 1: but I guess I just let them do it. That's
Speaker 1: part of it for them. That's my part of what
Speaker 1: turns them on for them. And I can totally get
Speaker 1: like being in a hotel room with you fifty and
Speaker 1: all these dudes and like wanting to funk all the dudes.
Speaker 1: I get it that I would. I would want to
Speaker 1: suck all the dude. That's why, you know, especially when
Speaker 1: you know I heard about you guys. It's really there's
Speaker 1: really like you can't put any kind of respect or
Speaker 1: bad thing to it. It's just like a moment. The
Speaker 1: chicks that's like piste off sluts and everything, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I put them on my Instagram, Well look at who
Speaker 1: you got more sleds and that sucks. But sometimes I
Speaker 1: don't suck all of them. They're just having fun. In
Speaker 1: my booth. Maybe they get naked, they got titties, they
Speaker 1: got their pussy out. Yeah, we got chicken. When we
Speaker 1: got chicken. We've got this thing called streakers. They run
Speaker 1: naked in the hallway like all the time in the hotel.
Speaker 1: They meet us and they need to take this naked
Speaker 1: this thing called We just laughing from you familiar. Now
Speaker 1: do you know we're joking with you. Everyone knows what
Speaker 1: streakers are. Streakers and streakers. You know, it's just a word.
Speaker 1: We're just making fun of a popular you're trying to
Speaker 1: act think you coined it. It's not pezappa power. I
Speaker 1: thought we just made that up. You thought you made
Speaker 1: up the words streaking. D you are a confident mother fighter.
Speaker 1: Will Ferrell screams that in like what that fucking Vince
Speaker 1: Vaughn School Rock the movie that He's like, we're going true.
Speaker 1: Yeah old school, old school. Yeah, I'm sorry. You never
Speaker 1: see an old school tub snuggers. Like we got chicks.
Speaker 1: I love ceramics, so they just take off all their
Speaker 1: clothes and they sleep in cold tubs. Wait wait, wait,
Speaker 1: have chicks who loves so ramic the feeling of like
Speaker 1: ceramic or whatever, Like multiple women like throughout your career
Speaker 1: have been like, I'm a I love ceramics, So if
Speaker 1: I could just sleep in this tub naked freezing the
Speaker 1: death video, they sleep in it like it's a bit,
Speaker 1: like they love it. That just wasn't any other room.
Speaker 1: They were like, this seems like a syrup free situation.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be a part of a pancakes day.
Speaker 1: I'm sleeping this tub. And then kids like they just
Speaker 1: love ceramics, don't. I would love to see these phones?
Speaker 1: You have them on your phone? Where's your phone going through?
Speaker 1: His going through your phone going page through? I got
Speaker 1: amazing everything. And if I lose my laptop, I'm finished.
Speaker 1: I know. It's like how much storage do you have?
Speaker 1: So many hair bites the storage? Um no, I just
Speaker 1: like you refer to women as bitch as a lot.
Speaker 1: I'm not coming down in you. I'm just yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: But why snow Dog, I don't know he did? I
Speaker 1: see I like snooped out too because he is voting
Speaker 1: for Hillary and I do support that, but what I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's just the one thing that just seems
Speaker 1: so like dismissive and you don't like they don't matter.
Speaker 1: They're just there to look ready for us to feel
Speaker 1: good that they're there and for us to fund and
Speaker 1: it's kind of like it's so superficial and fucked up.
Speaker 1: It just looks like that because that's exactly what it is.
Speaker 1: Because there you're not gonna get nothing out of them,
Speaker 1: and they're not gonna like treat your respect. They're actually
Speaker 1: they're just to like photos that you use you And
Speaker 1: you see how like all those groupie chicks are getting
Speaker 1: like all the ballplayers and stars and they leave their
Speaker 1: photos they get fame from that. It's chicks out there
Speaker 1: that just so you got like, because I don't want
Speaker 1: to I don't want to come down these chicks like
Speaker 1: at all for like fucking in the like I think
Speaker 1: that's great, I think like, but then it seems like
Speaker 1: they're gonna get they're gonna get that term from a
Speaker 1: guy like me or a celebrity, because when you're doing
Speaker 1: something private, you don't want that ship out there. So
Speaker 1: then they become the bitch. So then you got all
Speaker 1: the bitches that you can't really if you say, if
Speaker 1: you see a chick in your room three in the morning,
Speaker 1: and it's like they got like barely moving on, like
Speaker 1: what else is he going to call them? Like a
Speaker 1: woman a person? You're there too, though, That's what I'm
Speaker 1: confused about. I got my clothes on. I don't like
Speaker 1: I don't because I mean, no one really wants to
Speaker 1: look at men naked that much. It's just not that's crazy,
Speaker 1: like it's not. But I'm talking. I'm more on your side,
Speaker 1: but I'm talking for like the experiences that little Wayne
Speaker 1: all these guys are going through, because yeah, I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to understand it because it's like, you know, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't understand the appeal of fucking everyone in the
Speaker 1: room just because you guys are. But I'm trying to. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's just bothers him. So I mean, if someone respected,
Speaker 1: like a little Kim walked in, I mean you're not
Speaker 1: calling her a bit right, no, because she would slap
Speaker 1: in the fair. Yeah, you wouldn't call Nikki a bitch. No,
Speaker 1: But she's not fucking like thank you guys, right, Well
Speaker 1: maybe she is. She's doing her fucking mansion in style,
Speaker 1: and that's where the respect comes in, Like she respectfully.
Speaker 1: But I mean, aren't there guys that you don't have
Speaker 1: respect for? Do you have like a name that you
Speaker 1: call them or guys. Yeah, like people like just you know,
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's also like dudes trying to maybe not
Speaker 1: get up on you, but I'm sure like who are
Speaker 1: who are like fan boys of fifty cent for sure,
Speaker 1: male group. I'm not trying to I'm not saying they're
Speaker 1: trying to fuck you, trying to be a part of
Speaker 1: your crew, trying to hang the linger banters whatever we
Speaker 1: call a man like a bunch of little they get
Speaker 1: like the tattoos and everything. Not even down with us,
Speaker 1: but whatever. I mean, we don't really look towards that
Speaker 1: that that direction because we don't give a funk about
Speaker 1: other dudes. Like at the end of the day, is
Speaker 1: like is a male dominated and it is to the
Speaker 1: women of what we're working for. We're working for money
Speaker 1: and women. Yeah, you're spending so much time to get
Speaker 1: these women and then you love but it's just so
Speaker 1: it's like the thing is that you're a huge part
Speaker 1: of the businesses is being in it for the women,
Speaker 1: and you're surrounded by these women all the time, but
Speaker 1: you have no respect for them. So I just it's
Speaker 1: just hard for me to understand why you would want
Speaker 1: to be respect. You're there for eight hours or one day,
Speaker 1: like you're constantly surrounded by people like that, you don't respect.
Speaker 1: That just seems kind of just like void of meaning.
Speaker 1: But then you know, but then it gives whoever the
Speaker 1: entertainer is choices, like you want to be the guy
Speaker 1: that just wants to funk everybody, or you want to
Speaker 1: be the guy that's like, yo, let me just fun. Selective.
Speaker 1: I was selectively fun. I know artists that selectively fun
Speaker 1: a certain person. I know our thirty business right, they
Speaker 1: all have their own they're here today. I was just
Speaker 1: talking about his hotel room. That's a big hotel room
Speaker 1: is Vegas like hell. But I'm just saying, like everybody,
Speaker 1: it just brings choices to the individual. You can't everybody's different,
Speaker 1: So everybody is different. You got an ugly motherfucker who's famous.
Speaker 1: Maybe he ain't getting no bitches now. He probably because
Speaker 1: when you're a guy and you're famous, you can no
Speaker 1: matter how ugly you are, you can have doesn't work
Speaker 1: with women too, how about precious person, don't getting no bitches?
Speaker 1: I mean no dudes, gather bay, I would doubt not
Speaker 1: doing pressius. I was like, I was like prescious. Is
Speaker 1: there some other pressures that I don't know about or
Speaker 1: are we actually talking about? But what like Nicki Minaj
Speaker 1: gets dick because she's but I don't know, because super
Speaker 1: powerful women, I mean yeah, so I mean like an
Speaker 1: untracked I mean, is a wreath of Franklin still slang dick?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not the most respected artists still
Speaker 1: living yet, but where super hot? Yeah, it's kind of
Speaker 1: hard to comparetives because a woman is like a celebrity
Speaker 1: chick is not going to be like that because they're not.
Speaker 1: And that's interesting. Going to be downgraded as a piece
Speaker 1: of ship more than a bitch, Like you'll be more
Speaker 1: than like a slut bucket than a bit. A bitch
Speaker 1: is just like a hip hop term where what a bitch?
Speaker 1: And some girls don't mind him, like girls call each
Speaker 1: other bitches. Yeah, yeah that's different. All you say it though,
Speaker 1: but in our world is like you can't take anything
Speaker 1: seriously if you're there for a day, like right, but
Speaker 1: but it but you're saying I was at Auschwitz for
Speaker 1: one day and I was like, this isn't even I'm
Speaker 1: just passes died. This is not what kind of man
Speaker 1: are you that you're gonna like respect and fall in
Speaker 1: love or take some serious and you're there for one
Speaker 1: day like one of things. Fall in love. Yeah, definitely,
Speaker 1: just I'm not even talking about love. But let's say
Speaker 1: if it goes that for what kind of man are you? Like?
Speaker 1: Sometimes you got to accept this fact that you're there
Speaker 1: for one day, right, and then you're just having fun
Speaker 1: hot you have a choice that fun. You could be
Speaker 1: like yo, these days, I'd just be rocked the party.
Speaker 1: I just watch Netflix work Star Trek Next Generation. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: the casual sex. No problem with the casual sex. It's
Speaker 1: just that it just seems a little bit. It's like different,
Speaker 1: Like it's not you know, a woman's not walking in
Speaker 1: a room and stacking dudes and and jizzing all over
Speaker 1: them with her pussy calm like, it's just it's it's
Speaker 1: different if you know, well, you just said like behind
Speaker 1: that famous chick who sucks a lot of dudes gets
Speaker 1: downgraded to lower than a bit that sucks double stay exactly.
Speaker 1: But then people than the men in the industry brag
Speaker 1: about it, talk about an interviews, wrapped about it, Instagram
Speaker 1: about it can't change the world. You can't change. It
Speaker 1: can be a part of the change. Can't change the
Speaker 1: whole king. Oh think you ever changed that? The only
Speaker 1: thing you can change is the gay stuff, Like it's
Speaker 1: cool now, but you can't change like the man is
Speaker 1: the man. It's cool, not a big gay. Everybody's gay,
Speaker 1: everyone was gay before. But that would birthday party? Wait?
Speaker 1: What what did you just say? Haitlyn Jenner wants your
Speaker 1: DJ's birthday party, her birthday party. Her. I had no
Speaker 1: idea he was talking about. And then he said Kim
Speaker 1: Kardashian's dad. And I was so lost because I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you died, the famous Caitlin Jenner. It was way more
Speaker 1: famous and more successful than Kim Kardashian initially, not the
Speaker 1: dead lad. I'm talking about that Caitlin, the trans woman.
Speaker 1: Bruce jo that Doesn't make You gay, formerly known as
Speaker 1: Bruce Yea. I know when he was running around wheati
Speaker 1: ship like you, when he was winning Olympic medals running
Speaker 1: around the wheaties. That's he got gold medals for the
Speaker 1: wheatie running. When he was breaking records. You know the
Speaker 1: world is so confused. It's so confusing. You can't change
Speaker 1: some things you can never change. Well, some things. It
Speaker 1: takes a long time and change, but you can tweak things.
Speaker 1: I assure you. Caveman came out and dragged a bit
Speaker 1: about a hair, What the fun did he never got
Speaker 1: to change. I mean, I feel like you might have
Speaker 1: learned that from some sort of like a popsicle commercial
Speaker 1: or something like. That's not based on but that's not
Speaker 1: like historical facts, not historically accurate. Dinosaurs and humans were
Speaker 1: not living together ever. Dino actually didn't know Fred. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hate to breaking zo. You know, it's gone a
Speaker 1: long time before Fred died and then Fred came over. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's ready to bring that up because you know, even
Speaker 1: is it even the way you talk about how men
Speaker 1: always run ship But it's like, you know, I'll go,
Speaker 1: I've been everywhere on this planet. It's the same ship.
Speaker 1: I mean they do the Saudi Arabia. It's like women
Speaker 1: are second classes and women are getting ready blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: It's like, I mean, what can you do? Is this?
Speaker 1: Well you can't show your hands up in the air,
Speaker 1: but you don't care. You know who can I can't change.
Speaker 1: I can't change the way of the world. Is I
Speaker 1: going to going to be a dot in this fucking
Speaker 1: time zone. I'm just a dot went through it. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do some parties, do some production, make some pancakes, decks,
Speaker 1: do some stacks while I'm while I'm at here, I'm
Speaker 1: just here, like you know, I read chose when I'm
Speaker 1: here for. I'm not a leader. I'm just here to
Speaker 1: just make right. You're not trying to change people's minds,
Speaker 1: just trying to make people have fun, trying to tapes
Speaker 1: and semen like like like they can do things. Stream
Speaker 1: board is crazy, like you're telling me. I would think
Speaker 1: about that for years. Have you ever sucked a person
Speaker 1: while fifty cents sex to fucking a girl? He came
Speaker 1: in and I was like, but that, and then dicks
Speaker 1: like right next to you. No, no, he's not sucking.
Speaker 1: He's just like talking to me about what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: Why you're fucking somebody? So he saw your dick. I
Speaker 1: was under the I I was in the bed with
Speaker 1: the girl. We were hiding under the bed. She fucking.
Speaker 1: And then he got to keep in our room and
Speaker 1: opened it. I want to go. You can keep sucking.
Speaker 1: I just want to talk about are we gonna do
Speaker 1: P and P? First I was like you could keeping.
Speaker 1: I was like that, I don't worried you didn't keep sucking.
Speaker 1: I don't think I could keep doing it so that
Speaker 1: the chickens it's fifty. I was like, yeah, look crazy man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was weird. I stopped though, and then we talked
Speaker 1: about the show. I was like, you really want to
Speaker 1: talk about this show? Did she stay remain under the
Speaker 1: sheet or did she come up for air? She came,
Speaker 1: I mean she stuck her head out. She want to see.
Speaker 1: It was like, so weird. It's like that fifty. I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, you call him fifty not fifty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the white people call I called him fifty, and I didn't.
Speaker 1: I just didn't know if I was being extra white,
Speaker 1: like fifty is fifty here, it's fifty here. That fitty
Speaker 1: thing came from But damn white people always fucking making
Speaker 1: sure work's white people say so fitty. So fitty was
Speaker 1: never his name. Fitty going Boo boo was super bully.
Speaker 1: He was beating all the drug dealers. Oh, I think
Speaker 1: my boo is like my boo boo, like I got
Speaker 1: a boo boo from fifty cent. No, like he was
Speaker 1: boob like he was, he was fat. He was like
Speaker 1: the pounds he was really when was that before he
Speaker 1: got shot? He got shot and he's like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose this weight. He did lose all the weight,
Speaker 1: like physically, and I guess when you get shot, you
Speaker 1: lose weight. I guess he was on a liquid diet
Speaker 1: to get all this stuff out because he got shot
Speaker 1: in the face. Right, Yeah, he lost all his teeth
Speaker 1: when and then it came out. Did you know him
Speaker 1: when he was eating Chelsea Handler? Yeah? I was there.
Speaker 1: How was that? Chelseie's a bad Basically, I didn't even
Speaker 1: know they were. I didn't even know they were dating.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a joke the whole time when
Speaker 1: Chelsea talked about I thought she was kidding. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, what you know? I really thought
Speaker 1: it was a joke. When I heard her like like
Speaker 1: calling and begging, like she's like I love, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh ships And then I was like, wait, Chelsea was
Speaker 1: calling in big the man, Chelsea is the woman and
Speaker 1: I would fit around. She was like no, yeah, but
Speaker 1: she was in love, but I don't. She wasn't beg
Speaker 1: what the fund is she begging for? Normally I would
Speaker 1: have said that but then I watched the docuseries, the
Speaker 1: one where she talks about love, and then I, I
Speaker 1: don't know, she does want to get married a lot.
Speaker 1: It seems like, you know what I'm saying, Well, how
Speaker 1: do they do? You know how they met? I'm so
Speaker 1: I'm so intrigued by that relationship. I don't even know
Speaker 1: what the funk happened. It went over my head because
Speaker 1: I was dejaying for him at that time, So I
Speaker 1: was like, what she would be around her? She would
Speaker 1: be around like late night with parties were friends, but me,
Speaker 1: I was doing my own ship in l A. And
Speaker 1: the cool thing about being with you always in the
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills Hotel, you always like in some hot shit
Speaker 1: so and then other celebrities want to hang with you
Speaker 1: because you you know fifty. So whenever I'm in l A,
Speaker 1: just I'm out, like I just chill with fucking h
Speaker 1: Billy Ray Sires. I eats. That was not what I
Speaker 1: was expecting. You you know, cook me like like a
Speaker 1: better rise with fish like dinner. I always he like
Speaker 1: my because I had a mohawk, but it was not
Speaker 1: mullet style, but it was like kind of like a
Speaker 1: little peaky hair was because he had a mullet. Did
Speaker 1: you sell a mollet? He had a moment you don't
Speaker 1: have no more. It was like a little thing back there,
Speaker 1: like a little what is it like your weirdest celebrity
Speaker 1: interaction Like Billy ray Sires cooking you fish. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: Let me see. Uh the weirdest one is uh, I
Speaker 1: guess working out with Larry the cable guy. That was weird. Wow,
Speaker 1: he works out. It looked like you were spotting him,
Speaker 1: like you sure. It's like I was killed of it
Speaker 1: it like it was it was really that much. Wait,
Speaker 1: it was like I can't whip that much. I have
Speaker 1: like a lot of weird friends. Like Gronk is like
Speaker 1: my best friend now, like from the Patriots, like like
Speaker 1: we party hard like every week, like so well he
Speaker 1: said from the Patriots. I was like, oh no, I
Speaker 1: just didn't know, Like I knew when you think that.
Speaker 1: But before that, all the whole Gronk family hangs with us.
Speaker 1: Now like the father, all the brothers. That's going into
Speaker 1: that like the next Eli, like you know, even Demanning
Speaker 1: familiar with the family like the next So I do
Speaker 1: wasn't imagine you're like cool with them. You party with them, Damn.
Speaker 1: Do you know? Do you know the Kardashians, It's always
Speaker 1: years Damn. And you told me a story how Chloe
Speaker 1: Kardashian once saw your dick. Yeah, because she was with us.
Speaker 1: I love Chloe if she's fantastic, she was like, she
Speaker 1: seems like a cool ass. Check. I mean, she was
Speaker 1: on tours for like three months on. But what was
Speaker 1: she doing well? Megan Good was eating fifty at the time,
Speaker 1: so fifty allowed Megan Good to bring like whoever she
Speaker 1: wanted hang with. So Omegan and Chloe was best friends
Speaker 1: before I thought Chloe was No, I wasn't hooking a word.
Speaker 1: She was stayed. She stayed on the top bunk and
Speaker 1: I stayed on the bottom bunk. Is the coolest. So
Speaker 1: the thing about her she said good night. She used
Speaker 1: to be like laughing every or christen me out, and
Speaker 1: then she used to make fun of my Scooby Doo tooth.
Speaker 1: But she still talks about it. It's like the because
Speaker 1: in my battery run out, so I will run inside
Speaker 1: fucking uh wherever writing to get batteries. I love that
Speaker 1: Scooby children, Like what broke your Scooby Doo? I'll cried
Speaker 1: for like you did not cry. You've almost died thirteen times.
Speaker 1: But the thing that buck you over the edge was
Speaker 1: the kardashi and breaking your Scooby Doo toothbrush. Because the
Speaker 1: way that I think the brush, I think the brisket
Speaker 1: or whatever it was touching my tongue. It was crazy
Speaker 1: and I couldn't get that from another brush. Did you
Speaker 1: do you mean the bristle brisking is meat? Yo? We
Speaker 1: could teach each other some words. No, you no words.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I know words. You don't know that
Speaker 1: a lot of the people know. But that's cool. I
Speaker 1: thought there was brisket. I thought you were to say there,
Speaker 1: like there's briskets stuck in your teeth. But then I
Speaker 1: realized that you just met bristle. But that's good. I'm
Speaker 1: glad you guys can figure it out this time. Who
Speaker 1: could really say? Well, she was on the road with
Speaker 1: us for a long time, and the thing is, you know,
Speaker 1: when you're on the road, you get personally get cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we used to talk about like, you know, she had issues,
Speaker 1: boyfriend problems and stuff like that. But me, you know,
Speaker 1: he's just like you said, have you ever tried stuck
Speaker 1: in your body on top of another girl. I couldn't
Speaker 1: do nothing to pancakes out here out of here, meaning
Speaker 1: you can old business on the buz because he was
Speaker 1: making good. No's no smoking weeds, so I don't have
Speaker 1: to come. It's very nice, Like what do you worry?
Speaker 1: There's some a plus like a trainer chloes there, and
Speaker 1: she was like a little chubby too, so it wasn't
Speaker 1: like the Chloe you see now. It was the chubby Chloes.
Speaker 1: We know, we seel cool. I feel like she's cool
Speaker 1: either way. We liked you the best. I love gap underwears,
Speaker 1: and I like, I only wear a medium because it
Speaker 1: snugs my nuts really good. And I love the feeling
Speaker 1: of kind. But my dig sticks out the hole sometimes,
Speaker 1: so I'm I didn't know my dig is digging out,
Speaker 1: So I jumped down. I jumped out my bunk, and
Speaker 1: I'm walking into like Mike toast. It's like three in
Speaker 1: the morning or whatever. So I walk back with my
Speaker 1: toast and peanut butter and then cute cute they get
Speaker 1: sticking and I was like, oh, and I just put
Speaker 1: it in and that's it. I mean, great, do you
Speaker 1: really know how to handle the situation? She used to
Speaker 1: catch me whacking off too, because you know you whacked
Speaker 1: off when she was sleeping above you. Yo, It's like,
Speaker 1: there's no pussy in Iowa or Nebraska. So there's porn
Speaker 1: channels you just watched. I was a kid headphones. No,
Speaker 1: I had a little porter. Did you just say there's
Speaker 1: no pussy in Iowa and Nebraska? As if Iowa is
Speaker 1: the city in Nebraska or Iowa or Nebraska would stopping
Speaker 1: with pussy both places? It was crunchy pussyem and there
Speaker 1: was no pussy, Like do you like white girls or no?
Speaker 1: I love white girls. I don't know why there was
Speaker 1: a pause there. Yo, So wait, eminem is so hot?
Speaker 1: Did you does he get bitches? He was very personal
Speaker 1: when it comes to that. I've never he would see
Speaker 1: I say, I feel like he would be like selective.
Speaker 1: He never. He's all rap, all business, all told. He's
Speaker 1: in it for the love of the fucking rap. When
Speaker 1: the girl he called his daughter like that was the
Speaker 1: time he was flying like he was leaving like the
Speaker 1: show and private jet, hang with the daughter and come
Speaker 1: back to the next city, private jet, private jet, back out. Daughter.
Speaker 1: He loves her so much and it makes him so
Speaker 1: much hotter, and he was like, I haven't seen my
Speaker 1: kids in five years. What's up? I know? I was like,
Speaker 1: who is this guy? Like a kid did? What are
Speaker 1: your kids names? Uh? You know this one. You just
Speaker 1: have an eject every where you're going just say oh,
Speaker 1: this is like you know, the stories. It's hard to
Speaker 1: like connect the dots because in this world it don't
Speaker 1: make sense. In the entertainment world, you just gotta let
Speaker 1: it pop off. It's all spontaneous and you just gotta
Speaker 1: go with the flow. Yeah too, when you're famous, so too,
Speaker 1: like chick gets handed to like you just get everything.
Speaker 1: First of all, I was here when there was no
Speaker 1: hip hop, so I came in my best so it happened.
Speaker 1: My best friend is like like Q Tip or Bigin
Speaker 1: or like some pepper like oh boys, like they're like
Speaker 1: they're the original ant. So like, you know, I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to really look like old motherfucker, But I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is button. I don't know. Maybe I ate
Speaker 1: some you know what God was like, He's going to
Speaker 1: be making pancake sacks well to his sixties. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: learned that from rigability to dude. Like girls, if you
Speaker 1: want to like I was like, all right, I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe that's why you look so young, but I believe
Speaker 1: it or not. I was here when like I know
Speaker 1: all of old original rappers and you're still You're still
Speaker 1: hot every one day. I don't know if you know
Speaker 1: every rapper because you're white. Maybe I don't you know
Speaker 1: Bieber and all that stuff. But the thing is, I
Speaker 1: mean him as a rapper, but he's a rapper now.
Speaker 1: He's fighting like every rapper every week. When I did
Speaker 1: see him at Barclays a few weeks ago. But like,
Speaker 1: my favorite artist is Kendrick. Beyonce and Kendrick are like
Speaker 1: my favorite musical artists. Like I'm in the hip hop,
Speaker 1: I don't know everybody, but it's funny you say all
Speaker 1: those names like I have history with everyone, Like Kender
Speaker 1: Lamas ACCOUNT met him like he was just on the floor,
Speaker 1: just like sitting there bullshitting. But I was promoting Jay Rock,
Speaker 1: his his counterpart rapper. I was like, yeah, this kid
Speaker 1: is gonna be a big one day. So when Kendrick
Speaker 1: came out my shot, he told me, like you remember
Speaker 1: you told me that. I was like, yeah, well then
Speaker 1: he's out of here. But but Kanye West, I told him.
Speaker 1: He was garbage that he couldn't wrap the ship. Well
Speaker 1: he was wrong about that. He didn't. He got better.
Speaker 1: He was wagged back then, but that's crazy. Um. He
Speaker 1: wanted me to film him like freestyle, but I refused
Speaker 1: to because he was whacked. So I had Ludacris in
Speaker 1: the studio and he was out of him big at
Speaker 1: that time. I need Ludacris to do a song on
Speaker 1: a Kanye West beat, but current West was too busy
Speaker 1: rapping in the booth. One plus one equals too and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna chew you like. He was like going in
Speaker 1: trying to impress me and Luda and it was like,
Speaker 1: who is this guy? Was like, wasn't he a producer
Speaker 1: at that time? He was? He was paid by my
Speaker 1: I was signed a Capital, so he was paid by
Speaker 1: Capital to do all the beats from my album. I
Speaker 1: didn't really know him like that, so I was like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: So I didn't want Ludacris. I don't gotta go to
Speaker 1: the airport. I came in to do your song and
Speaker 1: I'm out of here. So I ran in the book,
Speaker 1: what you're doing? They get out there and play that beat.
Speaker 1: Get ludah to beat? What are you doing? Like he's like,
Speaker 1: he gets out, and then when he gets out, Lucas
Speaker 1: picks another producer that had he even picked his beat.
Speaker 1: So he's already furious, so he goes out. I said,
Speaker 1: you'll just wait outside. I'm gonna feel me so I
Speaker 1: could calm him down. So Lucas is doing the other
Speaker 1: beat he picked. I leave him inst So I come
Speaker 1: out with the camera and not filmed Kanye. So I said,
Speaker 1: you'll just tell me what you gonna do, like, you know,
Speaker 1: just tell me about yourself or whatever. So I filmed
Speaker 1: everything he talked about. He's gonna be like, do beats
Speaker 1: for only jay Z. This is like way before he
Speaker 1: blew up. Yeah, So I got him so angry when
Speaker 1: I told him that he was horrible. I filmed him
Speaker 1: outside wrapping in his card, and I filmed him speeding
Speaker 1: off like he was so angry. He sped off in
Speaker 1: his card and he flipped his car over and up.
Speaker 1: Manager calls me. I was like, yo, you know what
Speaker 1: kind of went in the hospital. Like I was like,
Speaker 1: so I'm in a and his me and Beanie Seagull,
Speaker 1: it's a the widows and they're like, my god. So
Speaker 1: I'm like holy sh it, that's funked up. So then
Speaker 1: he came out with Through the Wire the mixtape, So dude,
Speaker 1: that was good. That was great. The YouTube video leaked.
Speaker 1: I think I saw that was was he freestyling freestyle
Speaker 1: in the studio. That freestyle came five years before his
Speaker 1: graduation thing came. So he did that free style five
Speaker 1: years before he came out. So and then he talked
Speaker 1: about like meeting like he's only gonna work with his
Speaker 1: hard He's only gonna be like but then he had
Speaker 1: the cross that his mother gave him that his mother died. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's why he cried when he saw the video
Speaker 1: because covid so that that's the thing, like, I'm the
Speaker 1: king of like you accorded that every rapper I got
Speaker 1: to go through my ship. They kind of like, you know, whiskey,
Speaker 1: we're talking about Amber Ross pussy for hour on the
Speaker 1: show me because the Amber Roses leaked the pussy photos. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I brought it. I was like, yo, can you
Speaker 1: believe this ship? And we talked about for an hour.
Speaker 1: A week later, WHI is in the party and then
Speaker 1: Ambrose like are you talking about mother Gina and some
Speaker 1: show And that's how they fucking met then started dating
Speaker 1: and they got married. I got a kid because you
Speaker 1: talked about her pussy with with our came full circle.
Speaker 1: You you're a gift giver, you really are. You give
Speaker 1: your semen. You guys want like DMS. What can you do?
Speaker 1: Would you sleep with DMX if you want to? Actually,
Speaker 1: probably my least fully, I want to Little Wayne. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm so attracted to him Kendre everybody. I don't want
Speaker 1: to fuck him, but I don't care. He was like
Speaker 1: his dick No, because I have a boy friends. It
Speaker 1: was a little way. Yeah, so I'm not gonna. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna. I always liked snoople up, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's Kendrick and Mary I do. I feel like he's
Speaker 1: super classic. He seems like he'd be He's just chill
Speaker 1: under any circumstance. Yeah, he wouldn't panic, but I really
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, he's the only guy that I would
Speaker 1: imagine is calmer than you in a shootouts, Like what's
Speaker 1: going on? Man, He's been through a lot of crazy
Speaker 1: ship you gotta understand, like people think that you gotta
Speaker 1: run and all that shot just be like just chilling,
Speaker 1: Like I've seen like terrorists. I've seen gangsters, seen terrorists.
Speaker 1: I mean DJ for Wow, I had to take all
Speaker 1: that ship down off my Facebook after they killed him.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and one other thing I want to talk
Speaker 1: about real quick is one of the things I think
Speaker 1: Troy said this to you said it You're like, you
Speaker 1: know every who ever rapper who's gay. We don't have
Speaker 1: to name names. I'm not trying to out people, but
Speaker 1: like why is it a lot of bowl is it?
Speaker 1: And why do they hide it? Like I'm assuming because
Speaker 1: the rap communities only only the new ones are going
Speaker 1: to leak that they're gay because it's cool now. But
Speaker 1: the ones that's so in depth, like twenty years of
Speaker 1: hip hop, yeah, they can't do it. And are they
Speaker 1: put they're out in their lives, like in their private life,
Speaker 1: are they out? They're the old they're like fucking fifties.
Speaker 1: Just the public doesn't know. But you know if you
Speaker 1: go to their parties, they're like they with their dudes
Speaker 1: or do they say like don't tell anybody or because
Speaker 1: the industry party. So it's like, if what am I
Speaker 1: going to get out of going out and dropping down
Speaker 1: on a fifty year old unspoken that this is something
Speaker 1: that stays that the it's long overdue. So if you
Speaker 1: didn't say it thirty years ago, why are you saying
Speaker 1: that right? Because yeah, he didn't say it thirty years ago,
Speaker 1: So you can get big because probably at that time,
Speaker 1: if you were out and gay, no one would take
Speaker 1: you serious rapper, especially like you know, I mean a
Speaker 1: lot of the singers are a lot of the fucking
Speaker 1: there's a lot of rappers. Well, the entertainment businesses I
Speaker 1: mean is historically all of homosexual. But I mean, like
Speaker 1: what percentage of rappers that we know? That's so many
Speaker 1: and I wish that they could just be open and free.
Speaker 1: Most of them are by and but no, that's awesome
Speaker 1: because of their history. Because if you have like twenty
Speaker 1: twenty years of putting music out, Nari gay, you got
Speaker 1: a ruin, like because a lot of people grew up
Speaker 1: listening to like I'm molded from like Wang Dr DRez,
Speaker 1: Love jay Z came out and I'm ya I love
Speaker 1: it in the butt and everything. So imagine like all
Speaker 1: that hard have a song where he's talking about bitches,
Speaker 1: is like how can you enjoy that lyric? And it's
Speaker 1: not even about business, but it's like looking at him
Speaker 1: like rapp is stupid because everybody's dumbing as fuck. They
Speaker 1: look at these motherfucker's like they're their parents. So it's
Speaker 1: like a lot of people grow up and they change,
Speaker 1: they make choices in life from what these idiots are
Speaker 1: putting out. So imagine like you can ruined. It's like
Speaker 1: somebody saying that there is no God and then there's
Speaker 1: like ten million fucking suicides in this poss really saying
Speaker 1: God is gay. Oh man, if God was gay, there'd
Speaker 1: be suicides. I would be this. I would love if
Speaker 1: God was like first I God existed, and then I
Speaker 1: also wish that he was gay. That would be a
Speaker 1: double whammy. It's like, you know, and then me coming
Speaker 1: up in the business, like a lot of people they
Speaker 1: listen to my radio show, like on some Da Vinci
Speaker 1: coachip because I know who's gay, and I talked about
Speaker 1: them in codes Okay, yeah, yeah, I don't out him,
Speaker 1: and I don't like the great amount I just talked
Speaker 1: about like reality, like ship that happened, and I'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I heard they met up in a car
Speaker 1: and then he signed to Rock Rocket Fellow and then
Speaker 1: I just talk about it. But then we'll laugh. But
Speaker 1: industry motherfucker would be like, oh she'll give you. Oh
Speaker 1: they a fan A fan is would be laughing, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: but only a record label exact. Or like that's why
Speaker 1: you know. I could have just went the other round
Speaker 1: and just gave up my booty, but I just didn't
Speaker 1: do it. Like there's some dudes that gave it pay.
Speaker 1: They just did whatever just to get ahead and be
Speaker 1: down with them. Well see see when dudes have to
Speaker 1: like gave for pay is something that you need to
Speaker 1: do secretly, never tell anybody again to get to the top. Like,
Speaker 1: but when women suck their way to the top, like
Speaker 1: everyone knows about it and calls about like, I mean,
Speaker 1: this is the word so annoying. I mean, you can't
Speaker 1: change that, you know what it's It's like we don't
Speaker 1: know for some reason. You should be happy that the
Speaker 1: vagina is considered so sacred that it shouldn't be everywhere
Speaker 1: like a rod, a dick is just like we should
Speaker 1: be grateful. I forgot you should be I'm sorry, you're
Speaker 1: this is the stupidest sh it ever. Like I can
Speaker 1: like whatever every week, but I didn't. No one's calling
Speaker 1: you a hole, nobody's calling me a hole. But you know,
Speaker 1: but the thing is, like I would get jealous of
Speaker 1: the chick I'm dating is sucking some chick, or I
Speaker 1: would be sucking pissed if somebody suck my bitch, even
Speaker 1: though I sucked some other bitches the other day. Like,
Speaker 1: now that's critical, it is hypocritical. And then it's even
Speaker 1: more hypocritical that if I, but I really love this
Speaker 1: other chick get back, like I could, really, I could
Speaker 1: really love her, but you can't. You can't do that,
Speaker 1: but you can be rules can't be like that, but
Speaker 1: you can be self aware that it's hypocritical, but you
Speaker 1: still won't change. I know, because I'm a man, you know,
Speaker 1: so that's not an excuse anymore. I'm sorry, I'm a man.
Speaker 1: That's I'm a dickhead. What do you want me to do?
Speaker 1: Like I could, really, I can really be in love
Speaker 1: with you and we have like the best live kids
Speaker 1: and everything, and then I go somewhere and then maybe
Speaker 1: this is like a possibility that some other ridiculously amazing
Speaker 1: bad chick just and I can and I won't get caught, right,
Speaker 1: you do it? I have a choice. But why wouldn't
Speaker 1: you want to be in a marriage. You know, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to be in a marriage that's open because
Speaker 1: you wouldn't want your your I want that's mine. It's
Speaker 1: my ship. Are so possessive over that house, is my wife,
Speaker 1: This is my ship, is my table possessive over there
Speaker 1: over their men though, because they don't want their men
Speaker 1: other chest. Yeah, but in the hip hop world, like
Speaker 1: all the rappers, haven't I snitch on the rappers, but
Speaker 1: all their wives are submissive to allow them to funk
Speaker 1: because as long as they come back. Unfortunately, I believe
Speaker 1: that they take care of their household, they take care
Speaker 1: of their kids. They don't give them money to these
Speaker 1: guys for these bitches that you guys are talking about,
Speaker 1: as I mean you were talking about at least this
Speaker 1: sounds really fucked up. But they agree that they kind
Speaker 1: of like allow it because they don't want their marriages.
Speaker 1: I believe you, and I believe you, but I don't
Speaker 1: think it's any difference from a fucking lawyer or a doctor,
Speaker 1: or there's no difference. It's like it's not in power
Speaker 1: that got money, they could do whatever. They only common
Speaker 1: denominator is it's a man doing this all the time.
Speaker 1: It's never gonna change unless some bitch become a billionaire
Speaker 1: and then she starts swinging pens around and just be
Speaker 1: like pussy and I'm sucking anybody on want. I was
Speaker 1: just gonna say, Rihanna comes into Yeah, in order to change,
Speaker 1: you need examples a woman, everybody finding finding each other
Speaker 1: like good goods. They should she should get dick all
Speaker 1: the time. Not every chick when be Rihanna. Rihanna is
Speaker 1: a powerful chick. She got money, she did whatever she wants,
Speaker 1: like umati, you know she's drinking or Illuminati? Is it real?
Speaker 1: The secret society is? But I'm just like I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not down. I can't be down. Why are you down?
Speaker 1: But I could? I could skate around it. They'll hire
Speaker 1: me to DJ their parties. Luminati hires you. Are you not?
Speaker 1: Are you not any Illuminati because you don't like it
Speaker 1: or because they don't want you in it? Yeah? Because
Speaker 1: I feel like I believe it's like some weird choice bullshit.
Speaker 1: But it's not even like it's not even Illuminati, just
Speaker 1: a secret group of people. They just want you to
Speaker 1: be down, like you're accepted, like you know, they think
Speaker 1: you're cold and you're down. But you'll never know unless
Speaker 1: you get chosen. You gotta get beamed up some to
Speaker 1: get a rose in your locker and you take off
Speaker 1: your hat and there's a rose in it. That means
Speaker 1: you when believe in that Illuminati nonsense. But I believe
Speaker 1: that when you get to the level of knowledge and
Speaker 1: you know, like you know how everything that amount of money,
Speaker 1: you can't talk a certain way, like jay Z can't talk.
Speaker 1: Jay Z can't be tweeting. Jay Z can't be like
Speaker 1: fucking y'all, I'm in the club walling out, like he
Speaker 1: can't talk. Everything he say could be fucking diverted into
Speaker 1: other wild So he don't tweet. You don't. You can't.
Speaker 1: You can't say ship. But I hang out with all
Speaker 1: the celebs, like the big Exacts, and I know that's
Speaker 1: why I'm still surviving this industry because I know how
Speaker 1: the industry is running. I know how, And then I've
Speaker 1: had gay guys coming on my show and I know
Speaker 1: they're gay. Yeah, and you let him on your show?
Speaker 1: Played the role. I played a role like, Yo, what's
Speaker 1: something bitches? You got that new single coming down? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this chick my dick to it. I let them talk
Speaker 1: and everything, and they leave and they promote this song
Speaker 1: because and how do you know they're gay? So get
Speaker 1: the dick sucked? Or do they tell you and they
Speaker 1: just know you're not gonna shout them. It's just being
Speaker 1: in the industry, you just know, like story you learned from,
Speaker 1: Like like Snoop Dogg told me, who's some people that's gay,
Speaker 1: Like you learned from the biggest rappers who have experiences
Speaker 1: dealing with just learned from dealing with other people and
Speaker 1: some stories just like you know, it's kind of undeniable
Speaker 1: that you could tell, like come on, man, like sucking dickhead,
Speaker 1: nothing know, Yeah, I'll ask you Richard Simon, like coming
Speaker 1: out of nowhere? Uh huh yeah, okay. I mean I've
Speaker 1: always been opened, so that's the only reason I've survived,
Speaker 1: so I don't give a funk. Like, no wadys touching
Speaker 1: my booty. I'm good. You know, no fingers in the
Speaker 1: boody for you. Has a girl ever tried to put
Speaker 1: a finger in your booty? I hate this? This is
Speaker 1: whack some chick A couple of chicks try it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Like not even your Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. Do you never have you have you heard
Speaker 1: your It feels great, doesn't it? It's crazy? Ship's crazy
Speaker 1: makes it feels good fee crunching, Like but when your
Speaker 1: feet crunching, that's good. That's not like a crunchy chick
Speaker 1: that's bad. Right, that's a good crunch It's just like crazy.
Speaker 1: Why would it go? Would it keep doing it for
Speaker 1: a long time? Like what do you do? It's satisfying,
Speaker 1: like it feels good to make you feel good. I'm
Speaker 1: sure that's fine. I like suck. If I suck a
Speaker 1: guy's dick, like I know, I'm making him feel good.
Speaker 1: That's the joy out of it. The joy is not
Speaker 1: with a dick in the mouth, And don't you ever
Speaker 1: forget that. But the worst thing is that when I
Speaker 1: get the word out people, I can't stop a girl
Speaker 1: And you're like, yeah, yeah, I gotta take a shower,
Speaker 1: like what are you doing? Like she's already down there,
Speaker 1: so oh yeah, but that's her choice. She chose to
Speaker 1: go down there. But warning boy, oh dear, well, dude,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for talking. I hope you got
Speaker 1: something about him, No, we did. We got a lot.
Speaker 1: We're getting a lot of emails everything. I hope for
Speaker 1: a more come everywhere, thank you for your things, just
Speaker 1: hanging out like you don't give a funk. I'm just good.
Speaker 1: Get you out of my shirts. Yeah, your shirt it's
Speaker 1: like the male female bathroom symbol, but it's a male
Speaker 1: was surrounded by two females. Love it. And I'm also
Speaker 1: supporting the bathroom thing, like you know, everybody should be
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, just on the one in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I'm taking a dumb the chick coull be next to me,
Speaker 1: pain that, right. I mean, I think they're talking more
Speaker 1: about trans people, not not not wuck in the bath breaking.
Speaker 1: That to you that it's about trans rights breaking, Okay,
Speaker 1: like Caitlyn JENNERA you guys are like, wow, we got
Speaker 1: to hang out more, dude, right right, Well, like Caitlyn
Speaker 1: Jenner is a trans woman. Right, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: trans people in the world. But but laws like the
Speaker 1: build at North Carolina passed that means that Caitlyn Jenner
Speaker 1: has to go in the men's bathroom, And Caitlyn Jenner
Speaker 1: going in the men's bathroom is not I'm not going
Speaker 1: to go well for Caitlin. It's not gonna go well
Speaker 1: for her because the men are like she's at risk
Speaker 1: for being harassed transgender people don't commit her uh whatever,
Speaker 1: I don't know what the anatomy is. But now she
Speaker 1: identifies as a woman, right Shedifi. I don't believe she
Speaker 1: has gotten the surgery to remove her penis yet, but
Speaker 1: she identified as a woman. Purse like probably I'm not
Speaker 1: sure what brand, but she she probably does have a purse.
Speaker 1: But like the whole bathroom argument is, Caitlyn should be
Speaker 1: able to use the woman's restroom. She shouldn't be forced
Speaker 1: legally to use the men's restroom. It was like some
Speaker 1: like women and men get kinky in the bathroom? Are
Speaker 1: you being no man? Well, I got back to the crint.
Speaker 1: I'm must send you some links. Back back to the
Speaker 1: screen printer was. I was at the airport and I
Speaker 1: was looking at the bathroom signs. I'm like, yo, I
Speaker 1: just taught you like three ways and that's what That's
Speaker 1: what it is. You know, you have so much more
Speaker 1: money than so many people, and that is astounding, so
Speaker 1: brisk it away. I don't know tell you DJ who kid? Wow,
Speaker 1: I have honored to taught you the whole bathroom. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, right y y you teach a
Speaker 1: bit and also fun ladies and women and human beings
Speaker 1: because you know what, at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: that's what we all are. Humans. It's all good. I know. Now,
Speaker 1: where can where can people find you on the internet,
Speaker 1: because I'm sure they're going to want to, Yeah, what's
Speaker 1: your Instagram handle? Because everything is O kid, I'm at
Speaker 1: DJ will get on instagras ye and I'm at DJ
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