Speaker 1: You know, we talked about her resolutions the other day.
Speaker 1: I was kind of joking about it on the show.
Speaker 1: But I do have two things I really want to
Speaker 1: work on this year, okay, and I want to make
Speaker 1: sure that you guys encourage me to stay on it.
Speaker 1: All right, we could be your cheerleaders. What do you got? So?
Speaker 1: Number one is try and keep my masculinity in check
Speaker 1: and check. I thought you're just gonna say try to
Speaker 1: get something. We're gonna get too many listener techs saying Jeff,
Speaker 1: you're being too manly today. Tone it down, bro. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta work on that. And then number two is
Speaker 1: stop being so late and we gotta do w Which
Speaker 1: clip is it? Two viral sound bites off the internet. No,
Speaker 1: only enough time to play one of them. So let's
Speaker 1: just cut the crap. Get right to the choices. Your
Speaker 1: first option is a thirty second clip of a quirky
Speaker 1: flight attendant doing her pre flight announcements, but in the
Speaker 1: style of a cheesy nineties rap video. I feel like
Speaker 1: I've seen this eight times already. Option two is a
Speaker 1: clip of a TV news broadcaster doing a hilarious breaking
Speaker 1: news story about her misbehaving two year old toddler, So,
Speaker 1: what's it gonna be? A mile high rap? Or toddler
Speaker 1: needs a nap? Toddler needs a nap. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love a newscaster's finally to other personality, toddler needs
Speaker 1: a nad Toddler that has it. Let's hear the sound
Speaker 1: of a TV news broadcaster doing a breaking news story
Speaker 1: about her misbehaving two year old toddler, Jay well Sullivan,
Speaker 1: reporting line from outside my son's bedroom where he's currently
Speaker 1: being detained until naptime is over. Now, the story does
Speaker 1: involve a minor so I can't release specifics, but what
Speaker 1: I can confirm is my son is a two year
Speaker 1: old terrorist who held me hostage at the Olive Garden
Speaker 1: earlier today. This is an active investigation, but authorities believe
Speaker 1: the proper prey cautions were taken. I brought my son's
Speaker 1: favorite snacks and even risked judgment from other moms by
Speaker 1: bringing an iPad, But not even Coller Miller could have
Speaker 1: stopped this meltdown. After several cries demanding quote books of Amerton,
Speaker 1: waitress miraculously understood it as the English word ketchup and
Speaker 1: brought him a bottle. Unfortunately, her good Deed was later
Speaker 1: punished after he threw a ketchup covered fork at her.
Speaker 1: Not all heroes wear cakes, but this one should have
Speaker 1: worn an apron. I don't think that two year old
Speaker 1: in jail that was Which cliff is it? I'm Quadrupa
Speaker 1: Lifa dubo. Let's get to your shot collar question of
Speaker 1: the day. We have a bucket full of names. They're
Speaker 1: gonna draw one ouncer who gets asked. I'm more of
Speaker 1: a pale guy myself. Actually, Oh yes, what are we
Speaker 1: doing today? For today's shot collar? It's the first ever
Speaker 1: double trouble shock. You'll be split up into teams of
Speaker 1: two Alexis and Jeff and Jose and Brook double. I'll
Speaker 1: give you the question and four possible choices, and you'll
Speaker 1: have to rearrange the answers correctly to be safe. If
Speaker 1: you don't, it's double trouble and you'll both get shocked
Speaker 1: while the rest of the studio laughs at you. We'll
Speaker 1: start with Alexis and Jeff. Okay, here's your challenge. Tell
Speaker 1: me the highest earning Instagrammers by average price per sponsored
Speaker 1: post in the last year. Here are your four options.
Speaker 1: Ariana Grande, Dwayne the Rock, Johnson, Kylie Jenner and soccer
Speaker 1: star Christiano Ronaldo. First, Alexis, do you know everyone on
Speaker 1: this list? Okay, I'm just making sure because sometimes you
Speaker 1: say Alexis is, like who is that? By Instagram? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you have any instincts on any
Speaker 1: of these, But for me, I feel like Dwayne the
Speaker 1: Rock Johnson is going to be the cheapest, Oh cheapest.
Speaker 1: I was gonna because he's a nice guy. He's gonna
Speaker 1: want to give people discounts. You know, He's he's appealing
Speaker 1: to the common many. Do you think Kylie's charged? She's
Speaker 1: gonna do what you're saying. She's ruthless. She's gonna charge
Speaker 1: for price and more. Don't you think that, Like most
Speaker 1: marketers are trying to market women and so they would
Speaker 1: use women. Have you seen Christianna Ronaldo? I mean stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't think the orders should be from most to least.
Speaker 1: Kylie Jenner, Christianna Ronaldo, Ariana Grande and Dwayne the Rock Johns. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm nervous, will go with what you think? Yes, all right?
Speaker 1: You said. The number one highest earning instagrammer by average
Speaker 1: price per sponsored post in the last year was Kylie
Speaker 1: Jenner and Number one was Christianna the guy who makes
Speaker 1: so much money. Dwayne Johnson was two and Kylie was four.
Speaker 1: Christiano at the top was six hundred thousand on average.
Speaker 1: Kylie jennern at the bottom of starts at around four
Speaker 1: hundred followers. Basically, next, it's time for another group double
Speaker 1: Trouble Shock, Good Lucky Brook and Jose You two have
Speaker 1: to correctly organize the four highest paid dead celebrities of
Speaker 1: the last year. The options are the musical artist Prince,
Speaker 1: the cartoonist behind Charlie Brown, Charles Schultz, Michael Jackson, and
Speaker 1: British author Roald Dahl, who's known for the books like Charlie,
Speaker 1: the Chocolate Factory and Matilda. Please put those in the
Speaker 1: correct order. Well before he said it, my first thought
Speaker 1: was Michael Jackson. You know. My instinct also put Michael
Speaker 1: Jackson as number one. Yeah, because I've seen him number
Speaker 1: one in previous years. Yeah, so I think we stick
Speaker 1: with that, Okay, but then we have to follow with Prince.
Speaker 1: I would actually think Charles Schultz, the Charlie Brown guy,
Speaker 1: I think he's like always really really up there and
Speaker 1: the parade every year, just like from all the cartoons
Speaker 1: and the merch that they sell from the black money.
Speaker 1: But I'll also say rolled Doll. I mean, there's so
Speaker 1: many movies Charlie Weis, and not just that. We just
Speaker 1: watched The BFG and that's another one of his movies.
Speaker 1: He has Witches that starred Anne Halfaway that came out
Speaker 1: not long as John Wicks series. Maybe I think you're right,
Speaker 1: maybe he's second. I think we go Michael Jackson, Charles Schultz,
Speaker 1: Prince and then Rolled Doll. I think I like your list,
Speaker 1: but I think we switched it. I think the last
Speaker 1: two should be Rolled Doll and then Prince last. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's do it so Michael Jackson, Charles Schultz, Roll Doll,
Speaker 1: and Prince. Yes you said. The number one highest paid
Speaker 1: dead celebrity of last year is author Rolled. She was
Speaker 1: way in front and first with five hundred ten million
Speaker 1: one hundred million. Prince made one hundred and twenty million,
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson ranked in seventy five million last year, and
Speaker 1: last cartoonist Charles Schultz made a meager forty million last year.
Speaker 1: Everyone will be getting shot today and while we all
Speaker 1: get shocked together, somebody wanted to hear the song Dynamite
Speaker 1: by BTS Oh, I love the song. It's like my
Speaker 1: favorite emote in Fortnite. Yeah, on your net Okay, satinite
Speaker 1: rank the five night Light Share the city there it is.
Speaker 1: That's her double trouble shot collar. Question of the day
Speaker 1: were like quadruple trouble Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: If you didn't know, Doctor Dres scheduled to do the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl halftime show this year. I forgot along with
Speaker 1: his friends and m Snoop Dogg, Kendrick Lamar and Mary J.
Speaker 1: Blon I J I am so here for this. This
Speaker 1: is like there's an interesting report though that came out
Speaker 1: this morning that says Dre's putting up most of the
Speaker 1: money for the show himself. He's but it also means
Speaker 1: that the show is going to be better than it
Speaker 1: would have ended. Yeah. The thing is, with everything going
Speaker 1: on in the world, you might wonder does Dre have
Speaker 1: event cancelation insurance? Yeah? I know you were thinking about
Speaker 1: I was a news headline. I'm like, what's the what's
Speaker 1: you know? You know that Dre's a smart dude. So
Speaker 1: the answer is, yes, he actually does. But there's a catch.
Speaker 1: Because of the star's outbreak in the early two thousands,
Speaker 1: insurance companies started building in communicable disease exceptions into their policies.
Speaker 1: So basically, the one thing that could lead to the
Speaker 1: cancelation of the Super Bowl halftime show is the one
Speaker 1: thing Dre's not insured for. Like a volcano could pop
Speaker 1: up in the middle of the field in Los Angeles
Speaker 1: and he'd be good. He'd get all his money back.
Speaker 1: But if one security guard at the game coughs he screwed,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that is awful. Plus, I mean, he
Speaker 1: just showed out one hundred million dollars for his divorce settlement,
Speaker 1: so he's not going to be happy. Taking another huge
Speaker 1: loss on top of that will take the stage halfway
Speaker 1: through that stage is what they got. If that happens
Speaker 1: and he loses all his money, I don't know how
Speaker 1: he's gonna make ends meet anymore. He's a billionaire. He's
Speaker 1: probably gonna have to come work on our show and
Speaker 1: do Laser Stories by Drea. Yeah. I bet we get
Speaker 1: an upgrade on our headphones too. We do have some
Speaker 1: good stories for you coming up though, in Laser Stories
Speaker 1: by Dre. Next, it's the radio segment that follows us
Speaker 1: on Facebook, TikTok, and Instagram at Brooke and Jeffrey, but
Speaker 1: we had to block him from our Twitter yeah, because
Speaker 1: he kept sending us pictures of his dry macaroni and
Speaker 1: cheese trying to get Alexis hot. Sorry. That's Laser Stories,
Speaker 1: the segment where we read weird news stories around the glove,
Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we have a laser
Speaker 1: and those other front trucks just don't. This first Laser
Speaker 1: Stories out of Philadelphia, the twenty nine year old guy
Speaker 1: named Jacob McFarlane walked into an Adult World video superstore
Speaker 1: and started perusing the aisles adults. Jeff I want to
Speaker 1: know why it's in the news, because I'm guessing something
Speaker 1: bad happened. He came to the adult toy section and
Speaker 1: saw two things that interested him. Okay, one is a
Speaker 1: very popular toy for men, which I can't say on
Speaker 1: the radio. The other one is called auto blow AI.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yes, I could say auto blow aims. Anyway,
Speaker 1: He grabbed both, put them in his backpack, and walked
Speaker 1: right out stole up. But unfortunately for Jacob, the cashier
Speaker 1: knew exactly who he was because he'd recently applied for
Speaker 1: a job at that store. Oh my god, dude, Jason,
Speaker 1: you could have had an employee discount on the tip.
Speaker 1: So the cashier caught up with him in the parking
Speaker 1: lot and put him in a headlock. Oh wow, and
Speaker 1: he liked it. Then yeah, He's like, yeah, thank me.
Speaker 1: And then Jacob threatened to stab him. Oh he let
Speaker 1: go when they called the cops, but fair question. Not surprisingly,
Speaker 1: they found Jacob at a hotel around the corner and
Speaker 1: the adult toys that he stole were still in his backpack,
Speaker 1: along with a knife. So he was arrested and he's
Speaker 1: now facing robbery charges. Do you think stolen items just
Speaker 1: back up on the shelf. Yeah. A local reporter who
Speaker 1: covered the story was quoted as saying, I'm no criminal mastermind,
Speaker 1: but it probably helps if the place you're robbing doesn't
Speaker 1: have your name and address on file. Yeah. Literally. This
Speaker 1: next laser story is out of New York, New York.
Speaker 1: How involved do you want your mom to be in
Speaker 1: your dating life? Hey? How you do not at all?
Speaker 1: Especially if she's like if you're like thirty year old
Speaker 1: Molly Simmons, then a lot would be your answer, because
Speaker 1: recently she allowed her mother to rent out a date
Speaker 1: my daughter billboard in the middle of Times Square, So
Speaker 1: The billboard features a picture of Molly and a link
Speaker 1: to her dating profile, and then just below her pick
Speaker 1: sits a small photo of her mom. Mom even made
Speaker 1: the billboard, Ye, like I may if they didn't put
Speaker 1: the mom's picture up there. She even calls herself Molly's wingman. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I will say. I mean it is a benefit to
Speaker 1: know what the mom looks like, because if you're in
Speaker 1: it for the long haul, that's what you're gonna event,
Speaker 1: you know. You know, the mother daughter duo got their
Speaker 1: first chance to see the forty seven by twenty five
Speaker 1: foot sign recently, and they said they both jumped up
Speaker 1: and down with excitement. Yeah she was happy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she better pick a good photo, you know. Like Molly said,
Speaker 1: I'm letting my mom have the fun of filtering through
Speaker 1: profiles and responses, and her sixty one year old mother,
Speaker 1: Beth is loving it. Yeah, because it sounds like Beth
Speaker 1: is living vicariously and maybe doesn't want to be married
Speaker 1: pretty much. She says she's looking for someone who's smart,
Speaker 1: kind and humorous for her daughter, adding someone with the
Speaker 1: essence of Chris Hemsworth or Ryan Reynolds with the body
Speaker 1: to boot. You're saying she's not too picky. Yeah, Molly says,
Speaker 1: she's hoping the right person will be confident enough to
Speaker 1: not be dissuaded by the unorthodox billboard. Yere okay, enough
Speaker 1: to have a really involved mother in law. Yeah. Nothing
Speaker 1: screams stable like your mother putting your billboard dating profile
Speaker 1: in Times Square. This would be your mom's dream. This
Speaker 1: next laser story is out of Invention Headquarters. Your days
Speaker 1: of wondering what the delicious food on cooking channels taste
Speaker 1: like may well be over because a Japanese professor has
Speaker 1: developed a prototype of a lickable TV screen that is
Speaker 1: so dirty to me. I'm probably wondering how it works. Well,
Speaker 1: First of all, the taste is not like inside the TV.
Speaker 1: What happens when you order the lickable product is you
Speaker 1: get a plastic film that you layer onto a flat
Speaker 1: screen television, along with ten different flavor canisters which you
Speaker 1: spray onto it in an attempt to recreate the taste
Speaker 1: of the food item on the screen. I'm gonna say,
Speaker 1: go back to the drawing board on this, Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: come on, once you spray it down, after that you
Speaker 1: just let the tongue do what the tongue wants. Twenty
Speaker 1: two year old college dudent named Yuki how did a
Speaker 1: demonstration for a news report by watching a man bake
Speaker 1: a chocolate cake on TV and then squirting flavor canisters
Speaker 1: all over the plastic sheet attached to the screen after
Speaker 1: licking it for what reporters said seemed like five minutes.
Speaker 1: So wow, it feels like your tongue is raw by
Speaker 1: the end of the Yuki said quote, it's kind of
Speaker 1: like milk chocolate. Okay. I think they just need to
Speaker 1: get Guy Fieri involved in this. You know your screen flavortown.
Speaker 1: I mean, can you imagine walking in on somebody just
Speaker 1: like on their TV screen? Someone walked in on me,
Speaker 1: and they'd be like, oh, Jose's stoned again. And device
Speaker 1: is called Taste the TV or tt TV. Such a
Speaker 1: and if it's crowd funded successfully would be solved for
Speaker 1: over a thousand dollars a piece. It's not a TV.
Speaker 1: Keep in mind, it's just a screen that goes over.
Speaker 1: Can we use the crowd fun money for something better? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Vision give me the smell. Just wait till Christmas, till
Speaker 1: your daughter's asking for a TTTV. Yeah. His next laser
Speaker 1: stories out of the study of hot If someone says
Speaker 1: you're around a six on a scale of one to ten,
Speaker 1: is that considered an insult or a compliment? It depends
Speaker 1: on who's saying it. I get an ugly person says it.
Speaker 1: It's like who cares. Well, maybe you could say that
Speaker 1: they're jealous, right, that's why they gallraded you. Well, the
Speaker 1: recent poll found that's what the average man rates himself
Speaker 1: a six, technically a five point nine out of ten.
Speaker 1: What would you guys? Would you guys give yourself? I
Speaker 1: give myself an eight because of my personality. Oh, I
Speaker 1: like them, and I think I'm like a seven like
Speaker 1: you look at me. Oh, but you know, I think
Speaker 1: I'm a happy, fun guy, and I go up. Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: I think it depends on the day of the week. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was going to say your first dropping you down,
Speaker 1: you're a hot guy, but you end up at eight,
Speaker 1: just like you start talking. Okay, we're gonna move on
Speaker 1: before the tears. By the way we're pulled in this,
Speaker 1: two of guys said that they're happy with the way
Speaker 1: that they look overall, but still giving themselves under a
Speaker 1: six rating. Man, I don't know, I usually but I
Speaker 1: look good now I lost a lot of weight and
Speaker 1: stuff like that about you. It also found sixty two
Speaker 1: percent of men wish they were taller. But the other
Speaker 1: top things that they're insecure about or as follows their weight,
Speaker 1: their lack of muscle tone, their abs or lack of abs,
Speaker 1: my stomach, their teeth, and then finally their hair. Those
Speaker 1: are the biggest insecurities. That's why this guy waxes his
Speaker 1: shell regularly, so you doesn't have to deal with all
Speaker 1: the haters like I think those days easily a half.
Speaker 1: That sound means layer of stories has come to an
Speaker 1: end for the busy. We'll do it again the same time.
Speaker 1: On Wednesday, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. We got
Speaker 1: an email over the weekend from a guy who says
Speaker 1: he hurt himself on the Loser Line recently. Oh no money,
Speaker 1: do we apologize now? He wasn't angry. He just told
Speaker 1: us that his new year's resolution is to be single
Speaker 1: no more. Okay, good for you. How's he going to
Speaker 1: do that? He actually gave himself a checklist and he
Speaker 1: shared it with us. Number one was where even more
Speaker 1: pungent cologne than he wore last year. The issue, I
Speaker 1: mean Yeah, I'm sure of the girls can smell. Your
Speaker 1: number two was save more money to take girls on
Speaker 1: better dates by not tipping the waiters anymore. You were
Speaker 1: almost he was almost a good point there, Like there's
Speaker 1: logic behind it, it says you. Yeah, I mean that
Speaker 1: makes that checks out, Jeffrey. And number three on his
Speaker 1: list was just two words in all caps, stool softener.
Speaker 1: Okay we have Yeah, why do I have a feeling
Speaker 1: that this guy's still gonna be on today's Loser Line again? Well,
Speaker 1: he could be a stoolmakers stool? You mean like a
Speaker 1: chair stool? Yeah, right, what did you think? I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't even think like that. Yeah, that's the type
Speaker 1: of positivity that you're a brand new batch of messages
Speaker 1: coming up. That's happening at seven ten, the right number.
Speaker 1: It's the loser line. Just call me back if you
Speaker 1: never heard the loser line before. Here's how it works.
Speaker 1: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the
Speaker 1: bars and tries this charming pickup line on you. Hey,
Speaker 1: is your name Arianna? Because your feature look grande is
Speaker 1: just how I like him? Oh, you tosies are thicker
Speaker 1: than a snicker. I'm but you can take the peanuts out.
Speaker 1: Instead of beating him back with his own, Cane offered
Speaker 1: to take him to the early bird dinner over at Denny's,
Speaker 1: where the seats and the booths are moisture proofs. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's when you slip them the number of the loser line.
Speaker 1: So hopefully he calls it leaves an awkward voicemail that
Speaker 1: we can play over the air. Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 1: Bates will uh met me the other day. I'm the
Speaker 1: guy with the water bed. Yeah, I know you told
Speaker 1: me you haven't met many people with the water bed
Speaker 1: and you know it is retro and um, you know,
Speaker 1: I was thinking maybe you can get like a little
Speaker 1: Stewartor's outfit and uh you know he can like set
Speaker 1: sail if you know what I mean, and uh lotly don't.
Speaker 1: It's s sick though, because I can't have another broad
Speaker 1: freaking uh keeping on my bed. You know. Anyway, just
Speaker 1: give me a call back, Give me a call back.
Speaker 1: Maybe we sailed the thieves together, if you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. It's not gonna about motion sickness. Yea, yeah,
Speaker 1: Hey you want to go lay down? Yeah, let me
Speaker 1: take some dramas I can't talk about water beds. My
Speaker 1: parents had one and I didn't realize what don't stereotype around? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like an adult realization. That's hard for me to stomach.
Speaker 1: How is the water always warm? Next message, Hi, h,
Speaker 1: I was given this number to R s v P
Speaker 1: to the pillow party. Um. This is uh, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm I've never done this before. Um okay, so look,
Speaker 1: I have two other pillows who are interested in joining
Speaker 1: the pillow party. There there are two large pillows and
Speaker 1: one smaller than average pillow. Um, but hey, um, the
Speaker 1: one that is a smaller Uh, very eager, very energetic,
Speaker 1: and heat will more than make up for his shortcomings.
Speaker 1: Trust me, I've seen this particular pillow in action. So
Speaker 1: I've got my jammies on lockdown. Um, right, like that
Speaker 1: that was that was the code. That's the code. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure. Next, your parents go to any pillow parties ever.
Speaker 1: Have fun with a king sized pillow and a little
Speaker 1: pillow buddy, size of the pillow, the eagerness. You can
Speaker 1: get the special Loser line phone number by texting the
Speaker 1: word loser. LSR does everything five nine two, hand it
Speaker 1: out to a creeper. So we can get more weird
Speaker 1: voicemails that we can play for you. Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 1: Next message, Hey, I just have one question for you, Tanner.
Speaker 1: How in the world do your jeans even stay up? Like?
Speaker 1: You just have cutest flap? But I've ever seen you
Speaker 1: don't even have a rear end. It's like an optical illusion.
Speaker 1: But like the other night, I couldn't stop looking. It's
Speaker 1: like a sideways countertop. Oh my god. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I like want to touch it or like measure
Speaker 1: it or take a picture. I don't know, but just
Speaker 1: like I want to see, you're a durable flap. But
Speaker 1: next message, Oh wow, that's an interesting compliment. Why are
Speaker 1: these all feel so personal to me today? But my
Speaker 1: sister used to run her hand down my back and
Speaker 1: be like, it's all back, but don't quit literally, just
Speaker 1: doesn't ever start. Hey, listen, um, I just want to
Speaker 1: say I really didn't appreciate you laughing at me. I
Speaker 1: want you to know for your information that a lot
Speaker 1: of guys still have stuff from when they were kids,
Speaker 1: you know, So it's really not that weird that I
Speaker 1: still have a blanket or that I still have my
Speaker 1: passive fire. You know, those are cherished childhood heirlooms that
Speaker 1: I want to hold onto forever. And also, like, I
Speaker 1: don't understand why you're so freaked out about it. It's
Speaker 1: not like I was still nursing or anything. You know,
Speaker 1: It's not like I'm nursing so I'm twelve years old.
Speaker 1: That would be weird. You know. It's not like anybody
Speaker 1: nursed out to the age of ten. Right, So calm down,
Speaker 1: we all did it and whatever. Message too specific? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I can see blanket or stuff animals still. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm biased, but because I stuffed myself. Not to bring
Speaker 1: it back to brook again, but the stuffy stuffed animals.
Speaker 1: I'm not still breastfeeding my children. I can tell you
Speaker 1: that message. Hey, Claire, has it going, you know. I
Speaker 1: really just wanted to let you know that I've gone
Speaker 1: on a whole lot of first dates, um, and I
Speaker 1: just the biggest tob that I've had is that gals
Speaker 1: just don't know what to talk about, and so I
Speaker 1: really want to like trying to help you out so
Speaker 1: that maybe we can like kind of connect on a
Speaker 1: really nice level of stuff. I'm really into secure meat. Um.
Speaker 1: I do a lot of my own grilling a lot
Speaker 1: of my own kind of uh preservatives would beats and
Speaker 1: stuff like that, and and and all that big into
Speaker 1: hardwood floors and hardwood furniture and for that, not like
Speaker 1: the omish kind of thing, but just like actual well
Speaker 1: made hardwood furniture kind of stuff. You know, it's just
Speaker 1: something to actually talk about because there's some sort of substance.
Speaker 1: So you know, if you could really like pick something
Speaker 1: like that and then kind of read up on it,
Speaker 1: that'd be great. I wanted to give him the benefit
Speaker 1: of the doubt and be like, maybe he's pouring himself
Speaker 1: some orange juice. I did not hear a word he
Speaker 1: said I was talking about. I have no but you
Speaker 1: know what, on the plus side, at least he sounds
Speaker 1: like he's hydrated, and that that is a good thing
Speaker 1: you could take away. That's the loser line. We got
Speaker 1: your phone tap coming up, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You know, on the Internet, when you order something and
Speaker 1: sometimes it has that thing pop up that's like type
Speaker 1: this word to prove you're not a robot. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: find the sidewalk? I did? I found? Yeah? Okay, well
Speaker 1: we thought, wouldn't it be funny if you had to
Speaker 1: do that over the phone. Well that's when we came
Speaker 1: up with the human verification system and our own Brooke
Speaker 1: Fox is pretending to be a representative for our Tickets
Speaker 1: and Events company. She just wants to verify with a
Speaker 1: young man that he is in fact human and not
Speaker 1: a bot. Well, you just never you never know, You
Speaker 1: never know, Jose, We'll see if he passes in your
Speaker 1: brand new phone tap right now on the twenties. Hello. Hi,
Speaker 1: this is Rachel calling from Events. I'm looking to speak
Speaker 1: with Tyler. Yeah, this is him. Hi, Tyler. I was
Speaker 1: just calling because I see here that you recently purchased
Speaker 1: concert tickets through our VIP presale program. Yeah yeah, great, great,
Speaker 1: So I can put you through to our HVS right
Speaker 1: now if that works for you. It should only take
Speaker 1: a minute. I don't know what's HV. Yes, I'm sure
Speaker 1: you've read stories. I'll just explain real quickly about you know,
Speaker 1: companies that use bots to buy up all the good
Speaker 1: concert tickets. Yeah, yeah, I've seen that. Yeah, and so
Speaker 1: that's why we have HVS Human Verification system. And since
Speaker 1: you have a new account with us, we're just gonna
Speaker 1: need to verify that you are indeed a real person.
Speaker 1: All right? I mean you sound real to me, but
Speaker 1: you wouldn't believe some of the newer artificial intelligence that
Speaker 1: companies are using to you know, game the system. Okay, trading.
Speaker 1: So what do I do? Okay? Very easy? Just in
Speaker 1: order to validate your tickets, I can just put you
Speaker 1: through to the HVS right now. It's only going to
Speaker 1: take a minute. All right, let's knock it out. Okay,
Speaker 1: Please hold hello. Please state your first in last name
Speaker 1: Tyler confirmed? Next question? What is your birth date? Eleven
Speaker 1: nineteen confirmed? Next question? If you are human, please describe
Speaker 1: what love is? What? Repeat question? If you are human,
Speaker 1: please describe what love is. I don't know. It's like
Speaker 1: when two people are into each other or something that
Speaker 1: I don't I am sorry, human verification has failed? What Hi? Tyler?
Speaker 1: This is Rachel again. How did it go? Were you approved?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Well, it's asking a weird question.
Speaker 1: What is love? Is that that that's going to tell them? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Were you able to answer that? I mean I gave
Speaker 1: him an answer, but apparently it didn't work. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: are you confused about love? No? I just I mean
Speaker 1: love this something to everybody. What what does this have
Speaker 1: to do with anything? Well, you know, we're just trying
Speaker 1: to establish are you a robot or are you a person?
Speaker 1: I've been I've been having a conversation with you right now.
Speaker 1: What do you mean I'm of a robot or a person?
Speaker 1: Like I said, AI, these days really hard to tell.
Speaker 1: So how about this? How about we just put you
Speaker 1: back into the HBS and get you a new question.
Speaker 1: So well, okay, whatever, please hold whatever we're gonna do. Hello,
Speaker 1: Please stake your first and last name, Tyler. If you
Speaker 1: cannot answer what love is? Please describe in detail about
Speaker 1: how a woman's rep productive system works. What I don't know?
Speaker 1: Bottle alert? A bottle alert subject is not human? What
Speaker 1: do he? Tyler? This is Rachel. So the system just
Speaker 1: set me an alert saying you failed again? Do you
Speaker 1: know the questions this thing is asking? I know how
Speaker 1: a woman's reproductive system works? Have one myself? Do you
Speaker 1: mean this buying concert tickets? That's all I'm doing? You're
Speaker 1: talking to me. I'm a human being. I'm not a boy.
Speaker 1: What does this have to do with anything? So? Do
Speaker 1: ovaries make you uncomfortable? This whole thing makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: I just want to tickets. Oh you know what that
Speaker 1: sound means, don't you? No, I don't know what any
Speaker 1: of this means. Yeah, that sound means that this is
Speaker 1: actually a prank phone call we're doing on you with
Speaker 1: your girlfriend Mackenzie. Phone tap alert. What a total nube.
Speaker 1: But this is actually Brooke for the radio show Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. It's a phone tap. Holy,
Speaker 1: that was so embarrassing. Your your girlfriend said that you
Speaker 1: got some like pre access to your favorite band and
Speaker 1: she wanted to mess with you. Okay, that was that
Speaker 1: was crazy. I will say. She's also the one that
Speaker 1: said you wouldn't know how a woman's reproductive system works,
Speaker 1: which is a little concerning coming from your car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure she said. Week of every morning with TA
Speaker 1: the Twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. You guys
Speaker 1: might remember this. There's a guy we had on our
Speaker 1: show a while back who told his date that he
Speaker 1: had a surprise waiting for her in the trunk of
Speaker 1: his car. That guy, Yeah, see, that's an example of
Speaker 1: something you should probably never say on a first date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but what if a guy says, hey, I got a
Speaker 1: little surprise is for you and it's in my coat pockets.
Speaker 1: Does your mind immediately go to weapon or two pouches
Speaker 1: of warm liquid? Where are you at? I can tell
Speaker 1: you that one of those was the right answer today,
Speaker 1: and it could be the reason the guy's not getting
Speaker 1: a call back. Why am I hoping for weapon? You're
Speaker 1: gonna find out exactly what went down with mister pocket
Speaker 1: surprise in your brand new second date update, next second
Speaker 1: date Update. You know that's saying women like bad boys.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, everyone's heard it. But is it true? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Not true, because everything well, I mean, there is different
Speaker 1: types of bad boys, like you have the jay Walkers
Speaker 1: and the jay Stalkers. Oh my gosh, I've kind of bad.
Speaker 1: But where's the scale? Where's the line? I want to
Speaker 1: know because we're talking to a guy today for a
Speaker 1: second date who's an admitted smuggler, whoa I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: him bad boy James. Let's talk to a James. How
Speaker 1: you doing? I'm doing all right? How about you? Guys? Wait?
Speaker 1: Are you like, are you like a current smuggler? Are
Speaker 1: we talking ex convict here? It was kind of unclear
Speaker 1: from your email, Like I'm assuming rare priceless artifacts that
Speaker 1: you're smuggling into the country. Oh my god. Well, it's
Speaker 1: more like, you know, smuggling candy into a movie theater.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe we got a little blown than I thought. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm with you on that one. You carry a big purse. Two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right, a huge one. You'll put the popcorn in there.
Speaker 1: All there's a darkness inside of you, and I kind
Speaker 1: of like it. But let's talk to you about the
Speaker 1: woman that you went out with. What's her name? Her
Speaker 1: name is Tara? All right, Tara? What dark web website?
Speaker 1: Did you meet her on? What dark webb? We'll keep
Speaker 1: that secret for now, you know, Okay, all right, but
Speaker 1: it was online. We met online. We met online right
Speaker 1: away when I start a profile. Was like, she had
Speaker 1: this just gorgeous smile. That's nice. Yeah, there was just
Speaker 1: something about her. And so we decided to go on
Speaker 1: a date. And we're trying to figure out what to do,
Speaker 1: and we're like, oh, let's see dinner in a movie.
Speaker 1: But we decided to reverse it, you know, like we
Speaker 1: go see a movie first, then go to dinner afterwards.
Speaker 1: That Oh my god, another bad boy thing for Jeffrey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't played by anybody's tell me more. First work,
Speaker 1: it was Mattenee, I take it. Yet, wasn't James to
Speaker 1: walk me through that. It wasn't a Matteney anything. It
Speaker 1: was a regular time movie just because you know, sometimes
Speaker 1: I get nervous and then you can have that like
Speaker 1: there's a fallback, you know. Okay, what do you mean
Speaker 1: a fall Well, like if you don't know what to
Speaker 1: say next, or think gets maybe a little awkward posit
Speaker 1: or whatever, you just be like, hey, so the movie,
Speaker 1: you know, and you just kind of have that sha
Speaker 1: experience to talk about during dinner. It's actually that's actually
Speaker 1: pretty smart. Yeah, so it tell us about it. How
Speaker 1: did the date go with the movie? Well, it was
Speaker 1: cool because in her profile she mentioned one thing that
Speaker 1: she really likes chocolate. So I decided that I would
Speaker 1: speak and you know, some chocolate or whatever like that's
Speaker 1: the smuggling. So wait the movie starts and not kind
Speaker 1: of whisper like, hey, check it out. I got some chocolate,
Speaker 1: like bust out some m and ms and stuff. That's
Speaker 1: actually really cool. I'm sure she loved that. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was cool. It was cool. It actually maybe it
Speaker 1: almost kind of backfighted the wood because like she wasn't
Speaker 1: quite talking as much because she was eating minemas and
Speaker 1: she's my girl. I have a question for the ladies
Speaker 1: in the room. Does it look I had to say
Speaker 1: his words, that look cheap, that he smuggled candy when
Speaker 1: he could have bought candy read my mind, brilliant. Oh
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think it looks smart. I
Speaker 1: think if you're smuggling bringing something better like Ben and Jerry's,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think it's that big of it. Okay,
Speaker 1: so it's not a big deal. Yeah, I mean he
Speaker 1: said that, Tera seemed into it, seemed to like that
Speaker 1: as a little that's all that matter. So after the movie,
Speaker 1: had a dinner go. Dinner was great. It was like
Speaker 1: I thought, that's really where Fain kind of started to
Speaker 1: take stride and you know, be really good. We just
Speaker 1: have bops a great conversation and we're just sharing a
Speaker 1: lot about our lives, just getting you know, each other
Speaker 1: and everything. And then the waiter came around to take
Speaker 1: like an order and I ordered to bring the dinner
Speaker 1: first appetizers. At the end, I'm bad this game, you too.
Speaker 1: What happened when the waiter came maybe something weird happened.
Speaker 1: So I mean, maybe I don't know, but I so
Speaker 1: I ordered a hamburger okay, and she was kind of
Speaker 1: like you're ordering a hamburger okay, you know, just kind
Speaker 1: of fusing a little bit, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, so I don't know if she was one
Speaker 1: of those like meat snap kind of people, or like
Speaker 1: a vegetarian maybe or you know, I didn't really want
Speaker 1: to get into because I didn't want to make things awkward,
Speaker 1: but or maybe she was just planning to share your fries.
Speaker 1: So I avoided that kind of awkward moment. And then
Speaker 1: the waiter brought the food and everything, and she had
Speaker 1: like this pasta dish with what looked like a bunch
Speaker 1: of vegetables. And I don't know, Okay, I'm not really
Speaker 1: that into veggies at all. Like I didn't watch some
Speaker 1: out of Vegetable. I was like eleven years old. My
Speaker 1: mom put like brown sugar on my squash or something.
Speaker 1: Did you say the last time you had a vegetable?
Speaker 1: Is your are your organs working? Okay? Just fine, I'm
Speaker 1: not a vegetable guy at all. I just bro, you
Speaker 1: have a zero fiber diet, your body needs them but
Speaker 1: we'll get into that like an off air subject. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so dinner and and everything. Someone just fine really and
Speaker 1: then I kind of do the whole should we go
Speaker 1: back to my place? And I just got shut down,
Speaker 1: like cold shut down. Oh no boy. Yeah. And then
Speaker 1: since then I've texted her a couple of times and
Speaker 1: I haven't heard anything back at all. So just kind
Speaker 1: of coming to these guys now because I'm scratching my
Speaker 1: head out and know what's up. That was a pretty
Speaker 1: long day already, like a movie and dinner and then
Speaker 1: then hang out again. It's kind of clinging. Are you
Speaker 1: texting her from one of your smuggler burner phones or
Speaker 1: is this from their regular no with my burner phones.
Speaker 1: Fourth and then I don't know what's going on. Let's
Speaker 1: try and figure this out for you, man, the stolen
Speaker 1: chocolate game is you know he's gonna be careful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll find out if that's it. We're gonna play a song.
Speaker 1: Come back. We'll call Tara for you and try and
Speaker 1: get you a second date. Update. Okay, all right, sounds good.
Speaker 1: Hold on him second, James. You know I have to
Speaker 1: do it what I have to play the song because
Speaker 1: James is a self confessed bad boy. He doesn't play
Speaker 1: by the rules. No, when he does dinner in a
Speaker 1: movie date, he goes rogue and says, hey, we're doing movie. First,
Speaker 1: he smuggles candy into that theater, and then when they
Speaker 1: tell everybody to turn your cell phones off, James only
Speaker 1: turns his to vibrate. He doesn't care. He's a rebel.
Speaker 1: He's bad boy James, and all this rebel wants right
Speaker 1: now is another date with a hottie that he met
Speaker 1: named Tara. James, I bet you cross the street even
Speaker 1: when that little red handed thing is flashing at you,
Speaker 1: don't you. Oh you know? And I'm a jaywalker, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. He still looks both ways before it crosses.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's bad, he's not an idiot. But I
Speaker 1: think we should all try and chant a little bit
Speaker 1: of bad boy right now when we call Tara and
Speaker 1: convince her to go out with him one more time. Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: if you keep this up, Tara's not going to know
Speaker 1: who you're talking about. But if you talk about James
Speaker 1: is a bad boy, you sound like a really nice dude. James. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I am. Okay, Yeah, I mean people are
Speaker 1: getting a little out of control with it. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but it's fun. I think just Hyer today thinks the
Speaker 1: darkest souls always seemed the nicest on the outside. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why you want to tell yourself. Okay, maybe I
Speaker 1: don't tell don't tell her that though, when you're trying
Speaker 1: to get her to go back out with me. We'll
Speaker 1: save that for the end. All right, We're gonna dial
Speaker 1: Tara's number. You ready, man, I'm ready. Okay, here we go. Hi, Tara, Hey, Tara,
Speaker 1: are you doing. My name is jeff from the radio
Speaker 1: show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Are you calling from
Speaker 1: the radio? Yeah? Were you expecting my call? No? No? Um? Okay, Hi,
Speaker 1: what's going on? What is this? This is a segment
Speaker 1: that we do call the second Date Update. It's where
Speaker 1: we help our listeners reach out to people that they've
Speaker 1: gone out with recently, but they're having trouble getting ahold
Speaker 1: of them again. I feel like I've heard of this before.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've heard of the show. Okay, all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, she's our favorite. I mean, I can't
Speaker 1: go that far. I've heard of it. We have standards.
Speaker 1: We do sound kind of thirsty right now. So we're
Speaker 1: not the only ones, that's true. We are calling on
Speaker 1: behalf of one of our listeners named James. Oh James. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I did go on a date with James. Yeah, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: what did you think of James? Just like overall nice guy,
Speaker 1: kind of a bad boy, somewhere in between scale. He's
Speaker 1: definitely a sweetie, which you know, sweeties are some of
Speaker 1: the worst candies out there. I see what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you thought he was really nice at least. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: he's definitely a sweet soul. Okay, most people like that.
Speaker 1: I mean, it is good, but it's usually like what
Speaker 1: you call somebody who's like, you're a little brother or something,
Speaker 1: not necessarily someone you want to date. Yeah, like a
Speaker 1: sweet guy. Yeah, you're right. I'm curious. What did James
Speaker 1: tell you? Guys? He just gave us an overview that
Speaker 1: there was dinner in a movie and he surprised you
Speaker 1: by bringing in some M and m's from the outside,
Speaker 1: which you know, yeah, that's true, he did. He did
Speaker 1: bring in some M and m's, which actually are my
Speaker 1: favorite movie candies. Perfect, So he scored with that part, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was that was great. You know, I love to
Speaker 1: bring in my own snacks too, Like no, super thoughtful,
Speaker 1: but it's just kind of the other weird thing. I
Speaker 1: don't know. But he also brought um Well what he
Speaker 1: said was he like kind of whispered like it was
Speaker 1: a secret music. I also bought drinks in. I was thinking, Oh,
Speaker 1: we're going to kind of get some liquid courage here
Speaker 1: and and kind of liven things up. Maybe he had
Speaker 1: like little airplane shot many bottles or whatever. I thought,
Speaker 1: we're gonna spike our photos or something that sounds so
Speaker 1: James right now. Ye. Well, the funny thing was he
Speaker 1: had a jacket, like one of those jackets with the
Speaker 1: inside pockets, and he opens up his inside pocket like
Speaker 1: he's about to pull out a flask. Yeah, and he
Speaker 1: pulled out too warm. First of all, capri sons, You
Speaker 1: of those drinks that go like in kids, like lunchaboles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're very familiar with anybody that doesn't like the pri
Speaker 1: Sons is the communist? James, are you on this call
Speaker 1: right now that you I don't know, what do you
Speaker 1: do you want me to bring? Okay? Yeahensive that obviously
Speaker 1: is James. On the other line, He's been listening. You're
Speaker 1: supposed to wait, James, but I guess you know you
Speaker 1: don't listen to the rules, so we're going to jump
Speaker 1: in whenever you want that. I don't know what you like,
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, wow, Okay, first of all, hi, um, yeah, Hi,
Speaker 1: But I don't have any problem with Capri suns. Like
Speaker 1: you know, it was a great kind of throwback. It
Speaker 1: was just an interesting choice of all. I just didn't
Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting um capri. Who would expect Capri souns? Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I thought it was pretty
Speaker 1: cool myself. Yeah, I mean wold cherry rush wild, cherry
Speaker 1: rush wild, cherry ruh, hold out rush Tera. We're asking
Speaker 1: you why you're not calling James backet It's because he
Speaker 1: brought Capri sons and you thought that. Is that really
Speaker 1: the reason? No, No, definitely not. It wasn't just six
Speaker 1: three cents. It was just there was some things James
Speaker 1: that I felt like, maybe, Okay, when we went to
Speaker 1: dinner and you ordered, I mean that that menu was
Speaker 1: pretty great, like they had some good things on there,
Speaker 1: and I just kind of felt like your palette was
Speaker 1: maybe a little um simpler or yeah, I don't I
Speaker 1: don't want to say, I don't know. I love food
Speaker 1: and and I like people that like to have fine
Speaker 1: dining experiences and a plain hamburger with ketchup. I don't
Speaker 1: know that was trying, you know what, you know what,
Speaker 1: you know what, Terry, it feels like you were treating
Speaker 1: me a lot like my parents did after college and
Speaker 1: then he sold me behind. You need to just grow up, Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean, how did you amaze that joke? James? Right now,
Speaker 1: you're exactly right. I did feel a little bit like
Speaker 1: your mom put your napkin on your lap? I mean,
Speaker 1: who does that? Why do you have to be reminded
Speaker 1: to put your napkin on your lap? You hadn't tell
Speaker 1: him to put his napkin on his lap. Yes, there
Speaker 1: was like stuff dripping oliver and laughing. So it's like
Speaker 1: it's like less of a bad boy and more like
Speaker 1: a just like a child, like a boy, just a boy,
Speaker 1: a boy. No, And then would have been okay, But
Speaker 1: then James like, here's a hot tip. You don't have
Speaker 1: to show people your pictures on your photo album of
Speaker 1: all your lego creations. I gotta say that wasn't exactly
Speaker 1: a turn off. You're showing her pictures of Lego sets.
Speaker 1: You know what, Yeah, come down off your pet stool.
Speaker 1: They're okay, Why those Lego sets are really hard to build?
Speaker 1: All right? They are. I know I can't do the
Speaker 1: fourteenth plus yet I'm just more comfortable with the twelve
Speaker 1: months all right. I thought you were talking about the
Speaker 1: adult Lego sets that costs, like how it's a dollar. Listen,
Speaker 1: some day I'm gonna get to those. I'll be an expert,
Speaker 1: I'm sure, because I try really hard. But that day's
Speaker 1: not today. I'll get to them. We'll see, Tara. Look
Speaker 1: at that. He has goals for himself. Okay, he wants
Speaker 1: to one day work his way up to the fourteen
Speaker 1: and over legos. I can't be the girl that's waiting
Speaker 1: around for him to get to the millennium Falcon set.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't. I don't want to get there.
Speaker 1: I mean, James, you can kind of see from her
Speaker 1: perspective how you came off as a little immature, right.
Speaker 1: You know, if I wanted to get nag like this
Speaker 1: so bad, y'all, I would just go upstairs, upstairs? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's upstairs? James? My mom? No, are you serious. Right now?
Speaker 1: You live with your parents? Yeah, just for now, looking
Speaker 1: at that, I got laid off, not fired, Not that
Speaker 1: you would know the difference, but I got laid off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's all right. That happens. That happens. It's just all
Speaker 1: of the things put together that's hard to stomach. It's
Speaker 1: not living with your parents. That I'm sure is the issue,
Speaker 1: right Tara. Uh, James, you told me you have roommates, Okay,
Speaker 1: did not say that your roommates for your parents. They
Speaker 1: are my roommates. I get the whole base fen to myself.
Speaker 1: I can just play on my legos everywhere like that.
Speaker 1: I can have friends whenever I wanted. It's only temporary.
Speaker 1: It's only temporary. Eye. It was it was your mom
Speaker 1: that bought the Capri suns that you brought to the
Speaker 1: movie theater, wasn't it you? Auctually, I'm a bad boy.
Speaker 1: That is a bad boy thing. I get straight out
Speaker 1: of her purse while she was napping. Didn't even know
Speaker 1: the doctor tomorrow, you guys, okay, are you guys kind
Speaker 1: of getting the picture here? Do you see this? Like
Speaker 1: this is pretty much the reason why I didn't call
Speaker 1: him back. Okay, But but there's always chances for redemption.
Speaker 1: With a bad boy, you can always reform them. And
Speaker 1: this is going to be your opportunity, because we'd like
Speaker 1: to send you on another date with bad boy James. Lovingly,
Speaker 1: I want a bad boy. I'm really more interested in
Speaker 1: a man, so I think that it's going to be
Speaker 1: a pass for me. But I think that maybe James
Speaker 1: should try dating like someone much younger, like much more
Speaker 1: on his level, like maybe a high schooler, or like, no,
Speaker 1: that's illegal now, Karen, Now you're the bad boy here. Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't have time for you anyway. To Sary, I
Speaker 1: got legos to build whatever. He's not even gonna fall
Speaker 1: the instruction broking Jeffrey in the morning a Sunday. For
Speaker 1: most people, it's a day to relax, sleeping late, silently
Speaker 1: prepare yourself for the long, stressful work week ahead. But
Speaker 1: not if you're a football fan. For football fans, some
Speaker 1: days are all about throwing on your lucky NFL jersey,
Speaker 1: cramming a ten pack of hot dogs down your face hole,
Speaker 1: and scream until your voice box ruptures and pops out
Speaker 1: the back end. That's what real fans do. It just
Speaker 1: hit the back wall. We sent our own Jose Bolagnos
Speaker 1: with social media coordinator Alexis to the stadium to ask
Speaker 1: those real fans one simple question, what you're doing at
Speaker 1: the tailgate. We're gonna down these hot dogs and then
Speaker 1: play the audio coming up at eight ten. You love it,
Speaker 1: you hate it. It's happening, so deal with it. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about football. How do you know you're about to
Speaker 1: witness the best game on earth? The guy seated next
Speaker 1: to you in section three twenty two leans over, spills
Speaker 1: beer on your lap, and then burps onto your notche
Speaker 1: and it's only the quarter. I honestly think I've sat
Speaker 1: next to that guy before. Ye football fans are the best,
Speaker 1: and that's why we sent our own Jose Bolagnos with
Speaker 1: our social media coordinator Alexis, down to the stadium on
Speaker 1: game day to ask the fans partying outside one simple question,
Speaker 1: what you're doing at the tailgate? What's you're doing at
Speaker 1: the tailgate? At the tailgate, I'm eating and drinking, So
Speaker 1: what's your ratio of like eating a drinking? Well, I
Speaker 1: like Crown Roll peach tea. I am not a girl.
Speaker 1: This is not a girly drink and he needs a
Speaker 1: can that's pink with peaches on it, peach but not
Speaker 1: peak and I love it. Sorry, this is a seven
Speaker 1: percent beer and when I put vodka in it, I
Speaker 1: bump it up to like ten. That's high. You damn right?
Speaker 1: You want to get where you're going? Are you there?
Speaker 1: Are you where you're going? I am doing this thugzzle
Speaker 1: with this peach crown. I feel like he should see
Speaker 1: the for all men drinking fruit flavor? Are you put
Speaker 1: it in and fire shooting out of it? Oh? My god?
Speaker 1: And he added vodka to the crown royal? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: honestly gave me a headache. What you're doing at the
Speaker 1: tailgate going to the game, having a great time. You
Speaker 1: seem so free and open. Your arms are flailing as
Speaker 1: you tell me outside of you are I've been a
Speaker 1: die hard fan, says I was a baby. What is
Speaker 1: your number one goal? Today? In there? Hopefully? Again? Stop
Speaker 1: this signed for my kids? Oh? How are you gonna
Speaker 1: do that? How do you get stuff signed? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'll figure it out. We gotta get creative here together, exactly.
Speaker 1: Gotta go in, determine what you want to do and
Speaker 1: get it done. You are you attracted to football players?
Speaker 1: Your eyes just lit up. Would you let any player
Speaker 1: give you? You know? Yeah, I don't even say that.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say a handshake. No, I want more. Yes,
Speaker 1: I am married, but hey, I could do A woman
Speaker 1: could dream. Do you think your husband be mad if
Speaker 1: you're kissing football players? Oh? Well, we'll join this the moment. Husband.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I went to get our kids autographs
Speaker 1: and I'm kissing off. Suddenly I have another baby. They
Speaker 1: should do that though. In the NFL, they should have
Speaker 1: like a post game kissing for charity. You know how
Speaker 1: much money they would raise every single home game. You
Speaker 1: know what, I don't see anything wrong that could happen
Speaker 1: with that. I don't see any issues at all. Be
Speaker 1: a better place. Yeah, what you do to the tailgate?
Speaker 1: I am having fun with the people, right. Can you
Speaker 1: describe to me what it's like around here the environment
Speaker 1: for a tailgate? First of all, the environment is really nice.
Speaker 1: A lot of trees are out, and the colored green
Speaker 1: is up. The color green is I don't really know
Speaker 1: who's playing, but are you you just written for colors? Well,
Speaker 1: everybody's favorite light is a green light. Oh I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Actually sorry, now, lights when you're at a traffic light.
Speaker 1: Your favorite light. Oh well, I go on red. But
Speaker 1: we're telling jokes about traffic lights. We're still talking about
Speaker 1: a tailgate, right, You changed the subject, not me. I'm
Speaker 1: at a tailgate. I can't. I can't. You go to
Speaker 1: a football game expecting football fans, but you get weird
Speaker 1: traffic light philosopher. I think broke my brain talking to him.
Speaker 1: I thought it was deep. Man. You know, green is
Speaker 1: a signal for my year. It's all about gold, go
Speaker 1: forward out. We are going to go forward. We're doing
Speaker 1: tailgate where Jose and Alexis went down to the stadium
Speaker 1: on game day to ask the fans a simple question.
Speaker 1: What you're doing at the tail game? We about to
Speaker 1: go catch. This game is almost done in the season, Yo,
Speaker 1: we gotta get this w You've dog, Bro, You guys
Speaker 1: realize you're late. I think the game's about to start.
Speaker 1: I just saw you guys at the end of the tailgate. Bro,
Speaker 1: it's all good. Your buddy's yelling to get ut come over.
Speaker 1: We're about to get up. You know what I mean? Well, okay,
Speaker 1: your buddy's running away from you. What are you gonna
Speaker 1: keep the interview? Shoot? What else can I do, but
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I gotta bounce. Tell it before you leave.
Speaker 1: What's the one most important thing you're gonna do today?
Speaker 1: It don't matter because I ain't gonna remember that. That
Speaker 1: is a realistic goal. Yeah, I like that about him.
Speaker 1: That's what Brooks shouted right before she walked down the
Speaker 1: aisle at her wedding. What you're doing to the tailgame?
Speaker 1: Just having a blast, hoping we finally win a game.
Speaker 1: I see there, you're with someone here. Who would this be?
Speaker 1: This is my wife. We're forty four years strong and everything,
Speaker 1: and he always brings me to the games. We're season
Speaker 1: ticket holders. So oh, okay, do you like going to
Speaker 1: the games or he like forces you to come? No,
Speaker 1: love to go to the game? Forced him to buy
Speaker 1: the tickets? Oh wow? Because I'm like, you could buy
Speaker 1: a lot of other stuff with the money you're putting
Speaker 1: into the games tickets. But she doesn't believe that. What
Speaker 1: would you buy instead of season tickets? Here, there's a
Speaker 1: whole lot of other things. A new card at new
Speaker 1: you could get a new tesla, and you're choosing football.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get that too, So it's okay, what's the
Speaker 1: secret to getting what you want sounds like you know
Speaker 1: it's a secret. Oh, come on, please, she just weaked
Speaker 1: at me being married for four day in years. That's
Speaker 1: what the secret. Oh, that sounds like a lot of work.
Speaker 1: Pretty cute, she's got it figured out four years. Gen
Speaker 1: Z is not very high on work. Is there an
Speaker 1: app for happy real quick? A football game? I thought
Speaker 1: I just had to hook up with a rich guy.
Speaker 1: That's what you're doing at the tailgate. Make sure to
Speaker 1: look for jose and Alexis at the next one, Broke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. Bro, if you're going for
Speaker 1: three wins in a row today, you're gonna be playing
Speaker 1: somebody who I think has maybe been over to your
Speaker 1: house many times before without your husband knowing it. He
Speaker 1: s been to my house without my husband. Are you
Speaker 1: sure we have cameras? Because Ron from West Seattle has
Speaker 1: probably been to your house because he drives for Amazon. Wait, Ron,
Speaker 1: do you have the pass that lets you go over
Speaker 1: the lower Bridge? I don't, dude, I was gonna throw
Speaker 1: the game for you, give you anything you wanted in
Speaker 1: exchange for it. I delivered Redmond. I'm sorry, I can't. Sorry.
Speaker 1: So do you just deliver packages or do you do
Speaker 1: any extra work, like do you go and sign do
Speaker 1: massages for extra just for you, just for you. Okay,
Speaker 1: come by, but let's send Brooke out of the studio.
Speaker 1: While that happens. You know what. The game's played roun.
Speaker 1: You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know when, you can say pass. But
Speaker 1: you have to beat Broke out right to win. Are
Speaker 1: you ready? Okay, I'm ready? All right man, good luck.
Speaker 1: Your time starts now on this day. In nineteen eighty four,
Speaker 1: What fast Food brand aired the famous commercial asking where's
Speaker 1: the beef? Artis name the most populated city in Australia, Sydney.
Speaker 1: When a person writes their story of their own life,
Speaker 1: it's called what No More? What do The Boston Red
Speaker 1: Sox called the giant wall they have in left field?
Speaker 1: The Great Monster. Wikophobia is the fear of what Wikipedia.
Speaker 1: In the twenty fifteen animated Pixar movie Inside Out, what
Speaker 1: color Sadness? Red? Oh? No blue? Sorry that last question
Speaker 1: made me laugh. Nor guys, we're funny. We'll give that
Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, dude, that was pretty funny. Let's bring
Speaker 1: Brook back into the studio. Ron, have you sent any
Speaker 1: new year's resolutions for yourself this year. No, I don't
Speaker 1: believe in news resolutions, because you should just do it
Speaker 1: if you want to do it. No, I have friends
Speaker 1: like that. I wanted him to say, I don't believe
Speaker 1: in time. I think your face might say different. Oh
Speaker 1: time has hit your face girl. Oh that was so
Speaker 1: low ron Oh wait, I didn't mean your face specifically.
Speaker 1: I meant like your face in general. I didn't even
Speaker 1: understand it so bad. It was like my body waiting too,
Speaker 1: like I still love you. Yeah, you're ready. Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: young and vibrant and ready. Your time starts now on
Speaker 1: this day. In nineteen eighty four, What fast food brand
Speaker 1: aired the famous commercial asking where's the burger? King named
Speaker 1: the most populated city in Australia, Sydney. When a person
Speaker 1: writes their story of their own life, it's called what
Speaker 1: an autobiography? What's the Boston Red Sox called a giant wall?
Speaker 1: They have in left field pass I don't remember. Wickophobia
Speaker 1: is the fear of what words in the two out
Speaker 1: what colors sadness blue? All right, answers are in. Let's
Speaker 1: go to the scoreboard and see how you did with
Speaker 1: Jose Are you not aware that I get farty and
Speaker 1: blooded with a foamy latte. Ron you got three correct
Speaker 1: and you crack this all up, buddy. Yeah, it is
Speaker 1: a really good score. Brook. You also got the same
Speaker 1: amount of questions in also three. I'm sorry, I'm just
Speaker 1: still hurt. Sorry, let's go over the answers here for
Speaker 1: everybody on this day. In nineteen eighty four, the fast
Speaker 1: food brand that air the famous commercial that I guess
Speaker 1: wasn't that famous because neither of you got it right.
Speaker 1: Where's the beef? That's Wendy's. I was like barely alive
Speaker 1: to everyone. The most populated city in Australia is Sydney
Speaker 1: with five point three million residents. When a person writes
Speaker 1: the story of their own life, that's called an autobiography.
Speaker 1: The Boston Red Sox, the Giant Wall, and Having Left Field.
Speaker 1: We laughed because you went, yeah, but it's called class.
Speaker 1: It's called the green Monster four stories high. Wickaphobia is
Speaker 1: not the fear of Wikipedia. It's the fear of witches
Speaker 1: or witchcraft. Hey, we guys know when I will cry
Speaker 1: severe wickaphobia. And finally, in twenty fifteen, the animated Pixar
Speaker 1: movie Inside Out Sadness is the color blue. So, Ron,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry we can't give you any money, but just
Speaker 1: we're playing, you do win a one hundred dollars gift
Speaker 1: card to the River Water Bar and Grill at the
Speaker 1: Nisqually Redwind Casino. Yeah. I've never been there personally, but
Speaker 1: I can only assume that the River Water Bar and
Speaker 1: Grill is some kind of raft ride where you raft
Speaker 1: in a circle around the food and grab it, kind
Speaker 1: of like a reverse conveyor belt sushi restaurant, like a
Speaker 1: lazy Susan restaurant. Yeah, and the food stays still. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Ron, you're gonna have to go there and report back.
Speaker 1: Tell me how it is. I will absolutely fun. It
Speaker 1: really does sound fun. All right, Ron, thank you so
Speaker 1: much for playing. Make sure to come back and play again.
Speaker 1: All right, I will. I will be back to play
Speaker 1: Win Brooks back same time tomorrow, Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning.