Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession. I can't take back girls speaker,
Speaker 1: Like a frat boy who just took one too many
Speaker 1: yeager bombs at the bity tidy whitey party. Sometimes it's
Speaker 1: better to just get it out be done with it. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's a big lesson you learned. That's what the segment
Speaker 1: is for, because one of our listeners is already on
Speaker 1: the line, ready to confess something crazy that's happened in
Speaker 1: his life. He's chosen to use the fake name Jerry today.
Speaker 1: So Jerry, ready to get it out? Yes? I am ready.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling right now? I'm a little nervous
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, okay, Well, don't be nervous. Because the
Speaker 1: voice changer is on. You are now the mass speaker.
Speaker 1: No one would be able to recognize who you are.
Speaker 1: So whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. So. I
Speaker 1: may have gotten myself into some legal trouble here. Are
Speaker 1: you sure it's the best idea to be talking about
Speaker 1: this on the radio problems? If you tell us, are
Speaker 1: the police going to be busting down our studio doors? No?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, but it is I may have
Speaker 1: legal trouble with a celebrity, well celebrity, Okay, that's going on.
Speaker 1: Uh So it all started a year ago. I had
Speaker 1: this guitar pick I got from my Aerosmith concert, tossed
Speaker 1: it in the crowd. I caught it. Okay, Smith is
Speaker 1: a famous band. Okay, yeah, yes. And then last year
Speaker 1: I was going through some drawers and stuff and I
Speaker 1: found it and I didn't want anymore. So I thought,
Speaker 1: you know, I'll just put it on ebase if anybody
Speaker 1: wants it. What would that sell for? Like five bucks
Speaker 1: or something? Sixty sixty bucks Steven Tyler or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but how do you authenticate that, you know, like you
Speaker 1: just claim it on eBay? But I guess people pay
Speaker 1: for anything, Prince. I mean, sixty bucks is a pretty
Speaker 1: solid price to get for a little tiny piece of plastic, right,
Speaker 1: And like you said, people will buy just about anything. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So once that happened, I thought I might be on
Speaker 1: the something here. And if I started selling a bunch
Speaker 1: of memorabilia from people, I could really make a fortune
Speaker 1: and supplement my income. Problem is, I don't own any
Speaker 1: famous people's stuff, like, so how do you get it?
Speaker 1: I've been going to thrift stores in goodwill and finding
Speaker 1: cheap vintage items. And then what I've done is I'll
Speaker 1: match him up with old photos of celebrities wearing something
Speaker 1: similar and I'll just say it was theirs. This feather
Speaker 1: boa was worn by Ariana Grande on her whatever tour.
Speaker 1: Does that work? It works? I wasn't sure what's going
Speaker 1: to work it people actually buy them. Like when you
Speaker 1: post the picture next to the item, they don't question it.
Speaker 1: What's the most expensive thing you've sold so far? And
Speaker 1: who who did you say it was? Well, okay, the
Speaker 1: most expensive is what's got me in trouble. But until
Speaker 1: this is what happened up. So there was this old
Speaker 1: picture Snoop dog wearing these playing gray sweatpants, and I
Speaker 1: found a pair of gray sweatpants at Goodwill, So I
Speaker 1: bought them so like three bucks and sold them for
Speaker 1: two hundred bucks. Say dogs, I would pay two hundred
Speaker 1: bucks for Snoop dogg sweatpants. Pretty awesome. I just feel
Speaker 1: like he has taken a surfie and writing Snoop on
Speaker 1: the inside as if his mother was well no. Once again,
Speaker 1: I posted it with the pictures just like this old scarf.
Speaker 1: I found this old scarf. I said it was Nick
Speaker 1: Jonas's scarf from a concert when he was sixteen. Boom,
Speaker 1: three hundred bucks. Who let me wait a second. You're
Speaker 1: telling me that the scarf that I bought from you
Speaker 1: guys did before you started. Don't you feel terrible like
Speaker 1: you're taking advantage of people's like fandom? And I don't
Speaker 1: feel terrible at all. These people get an item that
Speaker 1: they think belongs to somebody that they love and admire,
Speaker 1: and I get a little extra money in my bank account.
Speaker 1: But that I think I got a little too cocky
Speaker 1: with that attitude, because here's here's where the trouble started. Right.
Speaker 1: A few weeks ago, I tried to sell an old
Speaker 1: bandana online and I said it was from a really
Speaker 1: popular wrapper, Okay, an old. I put it online for
Speaker 1: two thousand dollars thousand just to help it sell. I
Speaker 1: put the picture of the person next to it, and
Speaker 1: I also made a fake authenticity ticket with a number
Speaker 1: the whole Shmary, Oh, now you're already, Yeah, now you're
Speaker 1: into forgery for sure. You're getting smart with your scams. No,
Speaker 1: I thought I was taking my scam. I'm not a scam,
Speaker 1: like I said. I don't think Okay, I was taking
Speaker 1: my game up a level. How about that? Tell yourself
Speaker 1: what happens now? One of the rappers handlers actually contacted
Speaker 1: me demanding that I take the post out, yeah, saying
Speaker 1: that bandana is a fake and they threatened legal action
Speaker 1: against you before I could take it down. It's sold
Speaker 1: for two grands. I mean, what did you do? Just
Speaker 1: refund the person their money and say sorry, can't give
Speaker 1: it to you. I kept the money. Well, what the
Speaker 1: way I'm looking at it is they might not know
Speaker 1: that it's sold. You know, I could tell them that
Speaker 1: I took it down. Yeah, they usually trust a scammer's
Speaker 1: word on things like if you just tell them you're
Speaker 1: not doing it anymore. That usually yes, I could technically
Speaker 1: say it's not it technically is not up anymore. It's
Speaker 1: not your dude. What is this like them posing as
Speaker 1: a buyer just to get you in your own game?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Well, that's so that's why
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm going to get suitor? What
Speaker 1: wows issue? Do you? And you still don't feel guilty, right,
Speaker 1: I don't feel guilty. Everybody gets what they want. And
Speaker 1: you said earlier, if these people can't afford I'm teaching
Speaker 1: them a lesson too far. I just can't wait until
Speaker 1: in the next few months when we hear this big
Speaker 1: rapper come out with this song like Who's Stom? I'm
Speaker 1: in Dana. Yeah, remember texting to seven eight, five to
Speaker 1: nine two. If you have a confession that you've been
Speaker 1: holding on too, we can hide your identity by masking
Speaker 1: your voice so you can become the next mass speaker.
Speaker 1: Phone taps coming up next, right after I get my
Speaker 1: refund for that three hundred dollar