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Speaker 1: to your phone tap and today we call a woman
Speaker 1: whose apartment is about to undergo a major reconstruction. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's why we have Jose pose as the leasing manager
Speaker 1: to tell her, actually, the damage is a lot worse
Speaker 1: than we originally thought of. Yes, so it might be
Speaker 1: a little bit tougher to get in and out of
Speaker 1: her apartment. But you know what, just like Jose is
Speaker 1: in real life, he has a totally practical solution. That's
Speaker 1: what I do, and he knows it's gonna work for
Speaker 1: everyone for sure. Absolutely, you'll hear in your brand new
Speaker 1: phone tap right now. Another on the twenties. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: this is Reggie from the leasing office. Is this Aaron?
Speaker 1: This is how can I help you? Hi? Aaron? I
Speaker 1: was just checking in. I don't know if you've seen
Speaker 1: all the things that we posted around the building. We've
Speaker 1: been putting a lot of flyers in your mailbox too
Speaker 1: about the construction in the hallway. It's going to be
Speaker 1: starting next week. Okay, yeah, I've seen them. Okay, good, Well,
Speaker 1: the construction guys were here earlier today and they were
Speaker 1: doing some prep work, and it turns out it's a
Speaker 1: lot worse than they thought. Okay, there's a leak in
Speaker 1: the roof and apparently that water kind of got into
Speaker 1: the walls and all into the floors. You know, everything
Speaker 1: is wood and there's just dry rot everywhere. So we
Speaker 1: kind of need another way for you to access your unit.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm just trying to understand. So you're telling
Speaker 1: me that I need to find another way to access
Speaker 1: my unit because there's a lot of damage. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just way too dangerous, you know, with all the repairs
Speaker 1: going on, and I mean the floors are literally falling apart,
Speaker 1: I can't go into my apartment. Is that what you're
Speaker 1: telling me right now? I just want to be very clear. Well,
Speaker 1: I have good news and bad news. Technically, you are
Speaker 1: correct we can't allow you in the unit, but just
Speaker 1: not through the front door. Well, then how the hell
Speaker 1: am I going to get into my apartment? I thought
Speaker 1: of that, and we came up with a solution. I
Speaker 1: went to Craigslist and I found an old defunct airline
Speaker 1: that's selling off their emergency slides. You know, the emergency
Speaker 1: exit slides. Okay, so at least there's a way for
Speaker 1: you to get down because they're inflatable and they're quick.
Speaker 1: I am hearing that I have to use a deflatable
Speaker 1: What I'm sorry. Imagine, well, attach the slide to your
Speaker 1: balcony window, because thank goodness, you have a window, right
Speaker 1: and then you just slide on down boom. You can
Speaker 1: park right there. Imagine that, get off the side, right
Speaker 1: into your car. I am just so frustrated right now
Speaker 1: that you are asking me to go down a slide, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, sounds very unsafe. I wouldn't say unsafe.
Speaker 1: I mean we tested it with a dog and he
Speaker 1: seemed super happy sliding all the way down. Stop okay, stop,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're telling me at this point.
Speaker 1: None of this makes sense. And what am I supposed
Speaker 1: to do? How am I supposed to get into my apartment?
Speaker 1: How about that? That's the best part. We ended up
Speaker 1: getting a cargo net from a condemned trampoline park it's
Speaker 1: really smart. Insane. You're insane. I wouldn't say that. I mean,
Speaker 1: you just climb up the net. It's pretty safe unless
Speaker 1: you get stuck halfway up. Well, we we had to
Speaker 1: put an emergency whistle up there in case you get stuck,
Speaker 1: because it is no there's a little stoop. It's the
Speaker 1: fourth floor. So I am not climbing up a ladder. Well,
Speaker 1: it's not a ladder, it's a cargo net. So that's
Speaker 1: not climbing up a cargo Netments news. I'm going home.
Speaker 1: I'm going to pack my s and I'm going to leave.
Speaker 1: I'm canceling my lease today. Okay, well, at this point
Speaker 1: I should let you know that you really can't access
Speaker 1: your apartment when you climb up the net. You're going
Speaker 1: to have to go into a guy named Mike's apartment.
Speaker 1: It's down the half of yours. Okay, right now, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to Mike's apartment. Do you like the monkey
Speaker 1: bars shut off? Because we have monkey bars for you.
Speaker 1: You can't touch the floor. It's like a game of
Speaker 1: lavat hired you. You sound like the biggest idiot I
Speaker 1: have ever heard. How do you have a job? You
Speaker 1: know what, Brooke and Jeffrey asked me that same question
Speaker 1: every day. They're like, how do you How do you
Speaker 1: work at the radio station and just mess with people
Speaker 1: and be silly all day? I don't know how I
Speaker 1: do it either, yea, yeah, like what I'm doing with
Speaker 1: you right now? This brank phone call. Your sister Delia
Speaker 1: set you up. How do you know, Delilah, because this
Speaker 1: is actually a prank phone call. My name's jose from
Speaker 1: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god. Your sister told us that
Speaker 1: you've been complaining a bunch lately because they have so
Speaker 1: much construction going on in your building right now, so
Speaker 1: she knew you'd be ready to blow. Okay, So my
Speaker 1: apartment's okay, right, yes, well, okay, thank god. Now we
Speaker 1: still did put the slide in just because it sounds
Speaker 1: like a lot of fun, right, you know, I'm good,
Speaker 1: I'm really good. Thank you. All right, it's your dry rot.
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